Already Alright EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2053931920187183324>Dispatch wins bigly at the 2026 BAFTA awardshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2046272794330304708>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>566317579
My life for Mandy
>>566927445>Robert Robertson, the time has come…
holy meme material
>>566927979>Here’s how Vanderstenk can still win
Flambert <3333
anyways goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>566928809No sleeping! Sleep is for the weak!
>>566927445Whats up my Malevolants!
>>566930534
CourtRob <3333
>>566930534>>566930640Sup my M-words. How about you guys post something new for once. Crikey.
Golem is a pretty cool guy if you ask me.
>>566933291>glomps (you) rawr uwu xd meow owo nya neko teehee
>sack taps your boyfriend in front of (you)
Wake up
>>566943881too tired
>>566943881Unless you're giving me a job-- of the financial, and/or "blow" variety... then I'm not opening my eyes.
>>566943881I just did.
>>566943881WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>566939121>slits your throat
>>566930534>>566930640>>566933161I refuse to believe there's three other miggers, where the fuck have you guys been this whole time
>>566927979
>>566951236I told you that they breed like ants! Now the whole general is infested with them!
Season 2 Mandy sex scene on the couch
>>566930534>>566930640Those two posts were made by me
What is she reacting to
>>566951236Look man, I'm having compooper problems okay... Cowboy Beep-boop cannot be at his computer right now, because I don't know where to ask about what the fuck could be wrong with it and it is 2 fucking decades old. Until then I can only Mal-post every once in while.
>>566958982Robert got crotch-shot and she's worried about her prized posession. his mecha dick
>>566935209Yeah he's pretty chill
>>566958982Mourning the loss of all the semen Robert has been dumping on the floor instead of depositing into her.
>>566963534>dumping on the floorplease tell me you don't just jack it onto the floor like some kind of caveman
>>566964340I just go in the blanket and turn it around, next time i wanna go it'll be dry enough for me to turn around again
>>566968095That shit is gonna be so crusty
Robert?
I miss her so much, bros.
>>566969150She's in her office right now Robert You can just go in and talk to her
Does golem shit and piss
>>566971475Mud. Mud comes out.
>>566971475https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_1-uqDxkRdI&pp=0gcJCU8Co7VqN5tD&ra=m
it must suck to be a regular here, after niggerman announced there will not be an S2.
>>566972994He didn’t say that you stupid cunt
>>566973048>He didn’t say that you stupid cunthe confirmed on twitter at some award show. "end of a chapter" or something of sorts. you're free to look
>>566973220>end of a chapter Yeah there will be more chapters, like in all books, you huge twat Now leave you stupid tourist; seriously what the fuck is with all the sudden new faggots as of late?
>>566974690> seriously what the fuck is with all the sudden new faggots as of lateWithout immigration our general’s economy will die
>>566975078oy vey
>>566975078But do we really want these types of immigrants in our general? The ones who refuse to assimilate into our culture?
Deport Courtney Deport Flambae
This is a Mandy first general. Non-Mandy's aren't welcome here
>>566976162Isn't doomposting part of our culture?
>>566974690>Yeah there will be more chaptersseems like cope. if they were to announce s2, it would be now. but nope. just a thought but you're being defensive over literally nothing shows you deep down know there won't be a dispatch S2, not with the original cast anyway.Also, what are you 12? "stupid tourist", "twats" and "faggots"?please, /b/ is that way. I thought this general used to be decent. what happened?
>>566974690>Yeah there will be more chapters, like in all books, you huge twatforgot to add this but, I wasn't quoting his exact words here, you're free to look up niggeman's tweets. He said it's an end to a special chapter in his life i.e when he made something THIS successful. you're free to seethe at facts my friend.
Did Niggerman really confirm there are no plans for a S2? I'm scared /sdn/bros... they promised...
Niggerman posted this, that them getting a bunch of awards is an incredible way to end their journey with Dispatch. And yeah it was, because it won't be getting nominated for anything anymore and it's no longer currently relevant so AdHoc can stop treating it as something they are still dealing with in a post-release sense. That doesn't mean there will be no continuation, their journey with Dispatch is over, their journey with Dispatch 2 might begin anytime. Niggerman and other devs used the term "season 1" in various interviews, they wouldn't do that if they didn't assume there would be more of them in the future. Just troost alright. Fucking troost.
>>566979037>Just troost alright. Fucking troost.>>no endless dispatch mode >>no Christmas special>>no valentines special>>radio silence on S2 >>new CR game confirmed to be in developmentThere's won't be a Dispatch S2, perhaps there will be another game with a new IP and a fresh storyline. Niggerman confirmed they ended dispatch the way they wanted it to end.
>>566978995No, it was just an offhand comment about the awards season being over. In literally every interview they've been in they talk as if they're already planning for a season 2. The only unknown here is when it'll happen.
>>566979836>no endless dispatch mode https://br.ign.com/dispatch/152828/sabiamos-que-seria-grande-mas-nao-nessa-magnitude-dev-brasileiro-de-dispatch-comenta-sucesso-do-jogo>inb4 huehuehue
Tourists get out of my beloved niche general reeee
>>566979836>>>no endless dispatch modeIt's literally coming.
>>566980279I won't stick around for long, don't wanna be caught in your circlejerk crossfire.
>>566980574No. Please stay. That anon doesn’t know what he’s saying. We will die without you!
We just got to believe in the plan.
Watching teen gamers play this game is truly an unbearable experience. They have zero memory retention and they are totally shocked when you tell them some piece of obvious information they missed. Video games are just fast food now.
>>566981074frfr ongod
>>566980149>>566980338>It's literally cominggoing off of breadcrumbs again? holy shit you guys are a pitiful bunch. and i thought the it was only the visiholic and the two ghoslings who were delusional. If it really does drop, I'll drop by again, endless mode could be fun, will there be any new voicelines/scenarios. I wonder how they'll balance sonar/coupe + watergoat/phenomeman being available at the same time. also chase is still in life support yeah? I guess blazer will work as a dispatcher as well?
>>566981074>Watching teen gamerskinda creepy unc.
>>566981374watch me play reaction videos are everywhere now anon
How many zoomers do you think knew that the song Flambae sang was based on a song from the 90s
>>566981843I’m thirty five and I don’t like 90s music.
>>566981843I did. Thoughbeit, I've never heard the song or the singer before Dispatch. I mean, it was pretty obvious that the song was based on an existing one.
>>566941392Drunk or injured?
>>566981843I mean I automatically assumed it was a cover because karaoke is always a cover of some existing song
My feet have been aching for half a year now but I'm too lazy to go see a doctor about them
>>566984037I'm a doctor. Post pics.
>>566984037Go to a Chinese massage parlour
>>566984439Courtney...
I’ve never drank alcohol before.
is my counter bugger or are we're not getting bumped for some reason?
>>566984914Bumps go in ten minute intervals.
>>566984732Good. Too many in /sdn/ seem to think very highly of getting drunk, like it’s some sort of badge of honor. It isn’t. Not even fujo drinks!
There’s also a way of posting without bumping in the case you don’t want to give any life to a shit thread
>>566985257Alcoholism is /sdn/ culture
Chase collects Hummel figurines like an old person.
>>566977736There will absolutely be a S2 you dingus.
>>566985842he's 39 not 93
>>566985257>Too manyIt's not that bad, at this point it seems that we only have one visiholic and one malevolant who drinks
>>566985479Bump
>>566986395Doesn’t matter. He’s physically an old fart and he acts and talks like one. He spends thousands on faux sapphire earrings and craponite necklaces.
>>566986954Was that episode legit? Do psychos really manipulate old people into blowing their kids’ inheritance money on worthless junk?
>>566985257I wonder if that has to do with generational differences? Apparently zoomers are like the biggest group that has abstained from drinking. Which I think is a good change. Unfortunately a good amount have fallen into other vices like vaping.
>>566987560Yes. Big time yes. Some old people regress back into childlike minds and they’re easily taken advantage of. Usually it’s their children but sometimes it’s assholes on television.
>>566987645The following is true about the younger generation:1. They have sex less, masturbate more, and are scared of having relationships. 2. They are lower IQ and prioritize quick satisfaction over lengthy critical think. 3. They vape more than they drink and smoke, and as such are a lot less kewl. 4. They have bad gut health and colon cancer is on the rise in young people.5. They will not save us from the Chinese century because they’re lazy + ignorant.
>>566988245THANKS BOOMERS
>>566988453Every generation has their own uncaring boomers who say shit like “who cares I’ll be dead by then” and this is par for the course when it comes to human nature sadly. We were warned about all of the problems we’re facing right now thirty years ago but no one is giving apologies to the people who warned us. The people who warned us are dead or smugly lol’ing at the state of things.
>>566988245Don’t forget that sperm count has decreased by like fifty percent in the last century. Male genitalia is also noticeably smaller than previous generations. The future is dicklets and spawnlets.
>>566988245Those little hairless grey big eyed aliens flying in their saucers? They’re us from the future. Taking our butt flora and jizz to save their race. This is why they prove our butts and take our seed + eggs.
>>>/x/
>>566988245> They have sex less, masturbate more, and are scared of having relationships.The dating scene is an absolute mess. People can barely afford to take care of themselves let alone getting into relationships. Better than starting a family with no resources. Resulting in greater fracture on a child’s development.> They are lower IQ and prioritize quick satisfaction over lengthy critical thinkBeing raised in the digital age will do that to many. Especially if parents keep on relying using stimulation of technology rather than actually being present. > They are lower IQ and prioritize quick satisfaction over lengthy critical think.Thank big tobacco and nicotine for that one. And with a lot of zoomers not thinking about the likely consequences of prolonged vaping. Which only recently has gotten awareness.> They have bad gut health and colon cancer is on the rise in young people.Thank the food industry for that one.> lazy + ignorant.No, far from all at least. The problem lies in the fact that everything we were taught and raised to strive for has been for nothing. Bachelor’s and Master’s degrees don’t mean a damn thing beyond more debt. As companies look to hire within, posting ghost jobs to gather more data from jobseekers. You got people with PhD’s working at McDonald’s.
>>566989342>proveprobe*>>566989820Go fuck yourself faggot, Trump just released the Ayy files! Totally not a distraction either!
>>566989898Zoomers ARE lazy and ignorant. The competency crisis is in full swing. You see people in their 20s not knowing how to open a can using a can opener. They don’t know how to fix their toilets. They can’t even read or write in cursive! This is why we’re rehiring retired plumbers and coders, because younger people are low IQ now and can’t actually learn anything. The future is old people looking like wizards while younger are at a total loss.
We already went /pol/ once, it's time we go /x/ for a change.
>>566990308As long as it doesn't turn into /soc/
>>566990274you can just google all this stuff unc
>>566990274Because those above told zoomers be it parents, teachers, etc. To go to college and earn a degree to get a “real job”. That way you won’t end up like Joe Schmo who works in plumbing. They were hammering having a college education as the be all end all. I remember friends being frustrated by their parents not wanting their kid to go to trade school.
>>566990848White collars fucked over their kids for not wanting to be white collars lol. Blue collars and white collars will always be doing a decades long dance where the other eventually outpaces and becomes more important than the other. Theoretical science has become a giant woman while its skeleton (applied science, AKA technology) has been taken for granted. Abstraction being abstraction, you’re also not guaranteed to get a white collar who actually pushes things forward, either. Meanwhile blue collar workers will always have a use. Yeah, Einstein changed the world, its entire paradigm, but infrastructure is still something to be built and managed.
>>566991291Sir this is the dispatch general
>>566995375Dispatching is a white collar (with blue outline) job.
One crumb of fascist mommy dommy pussy please and thank you.
>>566996472If Robert asked Mandy to roleplay as a nazi mommy dommy what would her reaction be
Dispatching is a grey collar job.
>>566996728"I thought you would never ask!"
>>566995696so is hero work a blue collar job then?
>>566997138If it’s the physical kind of hero work, yeah. If it’s the directing sort of hero work, no. Ironically the people directing the heroes are often the most powerful due to sheer logistics or origination points. The hero is usually the product of some scientist or wizard or alien. Heroes tend to have their superiors to report to.This is also why I fucking hate The Boys. The Vought company is arguably the dumbest superhero manufacturing organization I’ve ever come across in fiction. Their “contingencies” are laughable and pathetic. They should have made not!Kryptonite apparent right from season 1. Instead of Black Noir being a clone of Homelander they should have just had some ‘press this button to delete him’ option instead of something so fucking convoluted. Obviously all of these superpowers have a singular origin point. They should have questioned how V just totally fucking skirts the laws of physics altogether (and this alone disproves that it was invented by a former Nazi) like it’s magic. Did the inventor come across some alien ore or chemical or something? Going by the conservation of mass, if a wizard or witch turned your six inch penis into a one inch penis the leftover mass to energy would be more devastating than the Hiroshima bomb. Scientists should be wondering WHO or WHAT accounted for that. Why isn’t the world blowing up superheroes who can shrink/grow do their thing? Is it higher dimensional aliens or something? Superpowers are way too conveniently designed and conveniently considerate. Saying “humans did it” is just retarded. Also I snorted coke like five minutes ago.
>>566998727Why isn’t the world blowing up when* superheroes who can shrink/grow do their thing
Alrightadding cocaine to the list of /sdn/ abused substances
>>566998727>Going by the conservation of mass, if a wizard or witch turned your six inch penis into a one inch penis the leftover mass to energy would be more devastating than the Hiroshima bomb.Why is energy so OP
>>566999051Because energy is EVERYTHING you physicslet!
>>566998727>Going by the conservation of mass, if a wizard or witch turned your six inch penis into a one inch penis the leftover mass to energy would be more devastating than the Hiroshima bomb.That's enough of psychedelics for you.
>>566986550>one visiholicWait what?? What happened to the other 2 visiholics? I distinctly remember there being 3 of them last time...
>>567001062There's at least 5 of them.
>>566996924She actually has her own uniform in the closet waiting for be used
>>567001264>5 not 3Oof. Maybe I'm drunk... my bad.
Is Fujo our most wholesome regular? They don’t drink or do drugs or have sex. Enlightened form.
>>567001790our fujo's a filthy gutter slut
>>567001790They are the purest of us all.
>>567002012aww he's such a good friend <3
>>567001335Brunette Blaᛋᛋer, my aryan supremacy beloved...
>>567002012
oi what the fujck are u bros talkin about i dunno fuck god leg stil hurts good night i love u all its friday tomorroorw can u belive it? good night
>>567001790>>567002386I appreciate the compliment.
>>567007190godnight visiholic
>>567007190Hope you got it checked out and you're doing what it takes to recover, g'night.
>>567001062One of them, who was a writerfag, annouced his departure, and another left some time ago for reasons unknown. It seems that there's only one residential visidrunk here left.
>>567008035<3
Stop injuring yourselves jesus christ
>>567008236im not tryin to recover i accepted things for wah t they are im gonna die a lonelny drunk and im okay wiht htatgonna read that comic tomrorow cant reallt put the letters togehter right nowgood night fujoanon i love u thank for being here u are our mvp
>>567002539I like your implication that it was malevola's idea to do that and he begrudgingly went along for the sake of friendship
>>567009284We’re really unironically slowly watching some nigga die over Dispatch
>>566998973I think we know who to blame.
If a rabid bat bit the fujo, and the fujo got the rabies…
>>567011862Very aggressive (violent even) fujoposting ensues.
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>567011862>>567012173I got bit by a fujoshi. How long do I have left?
>>567014178You'll be kneedeep in gay ships in no time.
>>567014178You’re fucked. Sorry.
>>567001790Fujo is a wizard
>>567015658I’ve been a wizard for five years (35yo) and I’ve yet to cast magic missile …
>>567015658I am so close bros
>>567015658Theorhetically, if a thirty year old lost his virginity. Would he still be a Wizard or have his powers vanished as well?
>>567016795I’m not sure. No wizard has been brave enough to try. They either lose their powers altogether, or they lose their ability to grow in power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYKn4L6IlDI
We will all be wizards one day bros I believe in you all
What are the odds that flambae’s family are all hotheaded pyrokinetics
>>567019213Well they ARE afghani…
>>567019213Pretty good. When Flambae said he had to go to his niece’s dance recital, he likely meant to he had to pick her up after the studio burnt down (she got 2nd place).
>>567015658My nephew has a daughter. And he's just 16... It's so fucking over for me. I'm a fucking granduncle before 30...
>>567017232Literally nothing new that I haven't seen on /SDN/ before. Damn that nigga works slow.
