Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9319 - MJ Is Innocent Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie==Comic Release Dates==DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #2 - 03 June 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 17 June 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog x Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #88 - 22 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 05 August 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4r>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>566892169Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zub3XXwTJ0
That cloud looks like a jew.
>>566946968
>>566944937>>566946565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
how bad is racism in the Sonic world?Don't tell me they have millions of different species and nobody makes remarks based on their biology
>>566946990Me too Sonic, me too.
>>566947123No, in the sonic's world everything is perfect expect for eggman.
>>566947123Blaze is racist
Reminder that because of the Classic/Modern dimensional merge (You) could have prevented if (You) were loud enough, Mighty and Ray are currently back to being dead at present. Their bodies..were never found...
>>566947260boring as fuck>>566947271based jeet
>>566946805New one? Cool. Will check out later.Even a broken clock, am I right, fellas?
>>566947478I've been saying this since the beginningKit has always been treated as a tertiary character and dependently annexed to Surge's character because the writers have no interest in focusing on him
>>566947478His point is to create the sonic and tails evil mirror than ian has been trying to recreate since scourge and fiona to do moralfagging
>>566947797I don't mind Sonic saying it out loud as long as it's sparse. The real reason this is bad is because it doesn't describe IDW Sonic
>>566947797>"I do whatever I want, all the time. Except make sure Eggman is locked up safe and sound, or killed, to stop his evil shenanigans dead forever."
This poor fox, manHim and Sticks just can't catch a break
>>566947123Eggman calls Sonic a rat all the time. That's got to be considered a slur, right? And in the modern games and comics, they say humans exist but exclusively live on entirely different continents. That sounds like some Archie comics levels segregation to me.
>>566947528Rouge was so fuckin cute for literally one game and then they ruined her
You guys can't go ONE day without talking about it, can you? Losers and poser, all of you.
>>566948146Blame X and Bttle
The Sonic comicsAre out of character And that makes me so ANGRY I have to read them more
>>566948202*Battle
>FionaVaulted.>li-moonVaulted.>ZooeyVaulted.>KitForgotten.>TailsTortured and devolved.>foxes in sonic the hedgehog
>>566948583I bet the acorns did this.
>>566948303Actually, they've been so unbearable that I can't even read them anymoreWe'd ignore them and focus on the games, but the comic writing seems to be seeping into that, too
>>566948896but sally's pa fox
Whoops
>>566947628Why is Amy crying?
Down with Hedgehog supremacy! Stop Fox oppression!
>>566949123Not canonnu
>>566949194She's been bestiezoned
>>566948896oh i forgot about best mom rosemary
>>566948303>I have to read them moreFound the problem.
"Team Amy"
>>566948179My penis is just that awesome and amazing that we *should* talk about it non-stop all day everyday!
>>566949739Id this dig at Sonicfags in general, some subfaction within Sonic fandom or about art in general?
>>566949739the point being in relation to Sonic?
>>566949123Do you have the bio for Gerald
if sonic and shadow were fore sale at a hedgehog store who would be more expensive
>>566950249Equal i think
New Find It book coming out in Japan in Junehttps://sonic.sega.jp/SonicChannel/topics/goods/20260513_009286/
BoC releases today
>>566950449>toddler slop
Douge
>>566950513big ol cock
>>566950185
>>566949196
i dont really care about gerald, great civilizations and gemerlwhat's the appeal?
>>566950590Thank you anon. So. Can anyone find a mention of Neuro-immune Deficiency Disorder BEFORE this? Not the "NIDS" abbreviation, but the full term for it.
>>566950858Lore, innit. Like in Frontiers with the chaos aliens.
>>566950672Penders was kind of cool for putting messages like this in media for children and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't
>>566950901GUN was in SA2 but wasn't Guardian Unit of Nations until way after desu. Maybe they did the same for NIDS?
>>566950901Weird, the wiki only cites the Encyclo-speed-Ia and Gerald's 2024 journal for the name.
>I have heard there was an accident at the research facility. ... ... ... Everything... Everything is gone. My own Maria's name was among the list of casualties. My beloved granddaughter... They tell me her parting words were, "Bring hope to humanity." I have decided that the keyword to activate the Gizoid's free-willed emotions-based AI program will be those very words. "Bring hope to humanity." My poor, poor Maria...So...Gerald heard Maria died, heard her last words, and decided it was the Gizoid's free-will activation keyword. But doesn't that imply that it's Shadow's free will keyword, too? Yet, at the same time, there's the explanation that Gerald manipulated Shadow's memories to *erase* free will. Or suppressed memory of that phrase somehow. Which is it? Or was Gerald stupid enough to implement that keyword into Shadow, only to immediately go insane and try and fail to erase it?
>SatAM and Archie arr OFF BURAND>Movies and Toon arr different burand so zey arr ok>no you can't have satam burand. let go of za past>you can have zis nu-burassic burand instead
>>566950185Is that the one that called him Dr. Robotnik?>>566951102It said it right on the helicopter in SA2.
>>566951002Penders is and was NEVER cool.
>>566951286I honestly admire Iizuka. He's a one man army. .Look at all of his game development credits. He's done some crazy work for just one guy. I also like how blunt he can be at times.
>>566951436I hate his stance against 90s American sonic but yeah he's impressive.
>>566951341SA2: Battle maybe.
>>566951286>>566951436Perhaps he's more good as a programmer than storytelling.
>>566951219The fact that the keyword for Gemerl was a thing in the first place throws me for a loop.
>>566951209Everything before the Sonic Encyclo-speed-bible is uncanon to them. All the old material that the book had to refer to in order to even make it? Yeah they got nuked. Why do you think a lot of anons find the main wiki a lost cause?
>>566951721The fact that the wiki just haphazardly mashes Sonic Prime and IDW character descriptions onto the characters is enough to dismiss it as useful.
Royal Jacuzzi with Blaze
>Big Blue>Neuro-immune name>Cosmo's seedEverything about Chronicles became canon except the plot relevant parts
>>566947123SA2 is just an entire game of characters calling each other fox boy and bat girl and saying shit like this.
>>566952154Very relatable
>>566951638Dreamcast version here. It's blurry, but you can make it out under the insignia next to the door, though it looks like "GUAR DIAN UNITED NATION." I'm sure texture rip can make it out better.
>>566951972>Roasted Human for dinner
>>566952154Canon RudeverForever alone
>>566952352Mundane comment but Sonic games are so interesting
>>566952374In 06 and in Black knight, lava hurts Blaze
>>566952352Wonder why they made the side edge of the door transparent.
>>566952352>"I like running better," Sonic says as he replaces the classic shoes with his new SOAPsGCNkiddies missed out on this subtext kino.
>>566952483>'06Well that's just silly. Did you know that (You) can drink lava. But only once.
the 2000s era sonic games feel like a different universe from everything after and before
>>566952374I meant room temperature water with Blaze's farts hotting it up
>>566952154I thought you left?
>>566952581Where was he keeping the new shoes?What did he do with the old ones?
>>566950449>waldo crossoverwe really have no shame
>>566952678
>>566952752He stole 'em from the helicopterhe left 'em on the helicopter.
>>566953115heh, I really like the idea that Sonic stole his SOAP's from GUN for some reason.
>>566952932>that issueOh, yeah, she could do it with her hands tooSo farts are unneccesary
To answer that one retards question, I wanna fuck cute girls because they're cute girls. I don't need hag sacks or nigger ghetto booty to be sexually aroused, it's the cuteness that makes my penis hard
>>566952853they are exploring new markets. They are crossing with everything in order to find new audience outside sonicfags.
modern romeo and juliet but with real sex appeal
>>566953502
>>566951508Latinx are cool and funny, unlike stupid gaynigegrs from America, for that I gave you respect. Love from Myanmar <3
>>566953527>that time Sega explored Sonic's OnlyFans market
>>566953502would you fuck babs bunny?
>>566953601>created the sexiest character ever, literally begging for cock to cum inside her pussy>barely ever uses itIs the jap dumb?
>>566953929Yes.
>>566953549
>>566953502I understand you
https://files.catbox.moe/b6hxdj.jpg
>>566953802NTA but yes.
>>566954381lol
>>566954209are people really aroused by that sonamy pose
>>566954437At least she isn't six years old.
>>566954046If you show this to IDWfans their head would explode
>>566954209
>>566954209how do you make straight porn look so gay?
>>566954585yea
>>566954879by getting them plowed in the ass
>Chun-nanthis name always make me laugh
>>566954209Eww just go full gay and let a Humie fuck em
>>566954209>chu <3Cute
Memories..
no way people cared for Kit
>>566956809The cat girl from GameOverse?
>>566956809he is bootleg Fiona in Ian's evil sonic and tails mirror
>>566956809He's cool.
>>566957060Well not when Adam draws him
>>566957060He's like a furry, psychopathic version of Chaos 0.
>>566957219He drew >>566957060 IIRC.
>>566957273Awesome.Protip: Drink it, use some form of heat or turn it into a pot.
>>566956809> Chaos is canonically dead> Marine has water powers but is in another dimension and barely used> Everyone loves Nine but he's sealed away> Tails has little to no rivals of his own> Kit has that cute Yandere appeal that women loveKitsunami covers a lot of bases and SEGA pisses away the easiest home runs like always
>>566957273Imagine if Marine became Kit's Tikal...
>>566957420>Sonic has evolved past the need for a physical form and has become part of the air itselfYou could even call him the wind.
Shadria?
>>566958452
>>566957060Has.Has Kit DROWNED people before?Does he have a BODYCOUNT?!
>>566958582Surge.Twelve times.
The artists was 14 years old when she drew this but she is an adult now. Does this change how you feel about jerking off to it?
>>566957273>>566958582>Chaos floods Station SquareWow, everyone miraculously evacuated! Look! They're even chanting Sonic's name! =D>Kitsunami floods Station SquareNO SURVIVORS, EVERYONE DIES.
>>566953502This man spitting
>>566958995Makes it even hotter for some reason.
>>566958995it makes me concerned about the negative impact the internet and present media has on youth
>>566958995Nope. I wouldn't jerk off to it anyway because I'm not a fag, and people to start posting porn when they're underage need to be watched because those are the kind of people that would welcome other minors into their space after they're adults. "Well when I was that age" kind of bullshit.
>>566951102>>566951209https://x.com/i/status/2054932822435966994
>>566958639
>>566954209>Knuxouge and Shadaria in pic>Open catbox, ShadougeI got clickbaited. APOLOGIZE.
sonic bros...
>>566959372it's technically not porn, just Sonic doing a pose
>>566958995When I was 14 years old I drew Shadow getting tentacle-fucked up the ass. It's still on the internet somewhere.
Cream the Rabbit.
>>566959564Couldn't very well let her go around with PIS.
>>566958995My first exposure to sonadow was when I was 8, I'm confused why would both of them have this weird bone like stick in their crotch I never realized that I was looking at my first ever gay porn and it was gay furry porn.
>>566959834>Meanwhile Sonic is elsewhere banging Peach while Bowser watches and smokes.
>>566958995>"artists was 14 years old when she drew this"Big deal, I fapped to Glenn's digismuts he drew when he was 13.
>>566959963If you're a girl, then based.If you're a boy, then gay af.
>>566959963Show us
WTF...babies that are post-puberty DRAW SUGGESTIVE ART.....how is this not basically child porn? i feel sick im literally shaking,
SOMEONE STOP GREED-DOW HE’S GETTING TOO FAT AND ROUND
>>566959372Being introduced to porn as a preteen was horrible for me so i would never expose young kids to that
>>566960529>Let's all go and kick Shadow in the face!
>>566960529OBESEdow
>>566960529
>>566960197did it end up making you gay?
Being exposed to Silver mde me gay
>>566961296Many such cases
>>566960529>how does Shadows belly feel like?
>>566959564The source seems to be here: https://web.archive.org/web/20220814083650/http://www.sonic-jam.org/sisghzs:dc-sonicadventure2-indexSo basically,>Japanese writers don't know English that well and mistyped PIDS as NIDS (maybe supposed to be 'M'IDS: MAIN immunodeficiency syndrome?)>Koji Chao bullshitted a bit to work in the "N" because weebs can read that and who's going to crosscheck a fantranslation in circa-2007?>Wiki takes fantranslations as gospel>So does IanBut if Koji Chao wasn't being a localislut to begin with we would have nice things, the lesson being to always nip bullshit in the bud before it can fester and grow.
>>566962331i'd rape dave the intern
>>566962331I prefer my Sonic cartoons not to be critical social commentary.
What happens if i post fiona on /co/.
>>566961758So you mean took something out of a Famitsu strategy guide as the truth?
>>566961758Thanks for tracking down that archive link. Primary and main are two very similar words, if you were a translator, you could use both interchangeably. Very well could be a typo for MIDS, even though the condition is usually abbreviated as PIDS or PIDDS. PIDS is inborn. AIDS is acquired. Ian made the Space AIDS meme a real thing.
>>566962764>people took something out fix'd
>>566960923>>566961069>>566961348What I wouldn’t give to rub my hands and face over a fat female Mobians bellyAt this point I’d probably take a fat male Mobians belly
>>566961758>millions of fans and NO ONE thought to cross-check -THREE- key people at ANY point (random Japanese writer, Kojichao, Ian Flynn)
>>566962764No. When the Japanese text in the guide was translated by English fans who didn't know Japanese well, they saw "NIDS" (likely a typo for MIDS) and made up Neuro-immunodeficiency. This was picked up by Ian and then canonized. But her real disorder is stated after NIDS in the guide, it's Primary Immunodeficiency.
>>566961152To dudes? Hell no! To sonicians? Kinda..
>>566963363Funny how the human brain works.
>>566963363Could I tempt you in my bed by putting on a high quality Sonic fursuit?
Nobody cares
>>566963130That's funny. Because that bit probably was some fanfic written by someone in Famitsu based on things he read from an official source to add some flavor to the guide. This kind of stuff was common back then. Probably the reason the name of the name is written wrong.
>>566963363is all the "Sonic with a pussy" porn made for gays in denial in mind?
>>566963671
>>566962331I miss Sticks...
>>566936515What elementary school kids are gonna think Sonic is lame? Do they look like they know who Ken Penders is, or which Sonic girl is the hottest?>picrel
Tails!
>>566953502I’m sorry anon, but 6 year olds don’t have the ability to procreate. I’m afraid you have a disease in your brain and must be medicated immediately.
>>566964071
>>566963978It should've been called Leechaze
>>566964535>the ability to procreateWhat does that have to do with anything?
ian you stupid fucking hack
Mina
>>566965343source please?
>>566965174they would have dropped her either ways because they have no use for her due to character bloat *adds 4 new characters* and you need to let go of the past *releases more classic slop* sonic bombs is not even good
They're going to reveal official shadow in glasses art soon and the yumes will cum themselves to death.
>>566965513What makes you think it's Shadow?
>>566963124What can I say? People are lemmings. Browse that site and you'll be dozens of independently-done fan-translations by the same handful of people, but at least they didn't use machines back then. You can sort of tell what's BS by the commonalities of the translations. It's just that, unusually, there's only ONE fan-translation for that mission briefing. So it skipped the normal vetting process and people didn't notice until it was too late.Things aren't much better these days now that roughly 80% of all Sonic fan-translations are one girl who's being deified in some parts of the fandom.
>>566965150Can you post the one about his long rant about the ice cream machine?
>>566965763le book
>>566965412https://x.com/JadePesky/media
>>566965673They're doing glasses art of all the characters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRVGxc9vSjI
>>566965868ty
>>566966540love this guy's art, wish he posted more
Si puedes venir conmigo, amorYo te enseño todo lo que hay¿Por qué me tratas as�Como no onions nadie
>>566966871>Tails laying propped up on his tailsHow strong ARE Tails' tails?
Pingers
>>566967256Very
>>566967256He can fly indefinitely in SA2 Chao garden. Then carrying both Sonic & Knux in Heroes, so pretty strong.
A single pinga...
>>566947281Nobody cares. They were always just meme characters shilled for obscurity.
SatAM was created by people who know nothing about Sonic, if you still pine for SatAM you aren't a real Sonic fan. not only was SatAM created in a time where Windows 3.1 was considered "state of the art" and gas was 93 cents a gallon, the series was so short that you could start and finish it on a transatlantic flight
>>566967179*ladyboner*
>>566949739Based Scott McCloud enjoyer.Btw, this is very much how I went from being a Blazefag to an Amyfag.
>>566947281No one could have prevented the Classic/Modern shitSega themselves wants this, if they didn't want it then it wouldn't exist
SatAM and Archie were kino and were valid Sonic media and liking them is alright.
>>566968172Kys
>>566947281How do you think they died?I think Mighty got too cocky around one of Eggman's spike traps, and Ray drowned when Kit mistook him for Tails and that's why he knows all about how to drown a man.
>>566963946I prefer it that he has a cute penis. Not a fan of "boycunt" stuff, very gross actually>>566963671Lol no
>>566964975It means you’re biologically inferior.
>>566964535Disease that compels men to have sex with cute girls?
If human men raped sonic and shadow and silver who would start crying first
>>566968785Shadow
This is how Classicnic would react looking at his much older much faggier self
https://archiveofourown.org/works/79175501/chapters/221304056Good night.
>>566968826>>566968830Shadowbros...
>>566969201I mean, he's the most likely one to cry first.
>>566968785(You) because they would laugh at your pathetic tiny weener
>Zone that's only hatted because it presents an actual challengeWhy are there so many examples of this in classic Sonic?
>>566968785What about Sonic?
>>566971028He'd smile with piercing eyes
>>566970681
>>566971297Can you elaborate?
>>566971380Sonic has a rape fetish
>>566968769>not women. girls! little bitty things…
>>566971842Damn he just like me
>>566968785It's Me I would cry tears of joy that my penis got to touch the pink anal of these beautiful untouch little boybians
>>566971426Need more fanart of obscure AoSTH side-characters. This episode had of memorable ones.
They're more alike than you think
>>566972685
>>566969092Classicnic is a creation of the 2010s Sega so I don't care what he thinks
>>566973130Rouge's aloof attitude is a facade and she is conflicted about her freedom.
>>566970840It's not exclusive to Classic Sonic. It's Sonic in general.
>>566973164Thanks, anon! :)
Weird, i've never seen anon talking about sexual fantasies with cartoons.Never ever, not even a single time.
>>566973130>Sonic's tail phallically pointing toward Rouge's hiphaha there's a Dreamcast-exclusive graphical glitch in SA2 where Rouge's tail accidentally switched to her front when she's picking up or putting down an object.
>>566973820Cute!
^-^
>>566974102>You’re not in your own world, anon! I can tell you can get back to the land of furries, but you have to-AAAACK!
>>566974562What's up with picrel?
what do you think Shadow is looking at here?
You DO like Teirusu right?
>>566974779Fuck, thanks maggie.
Baited nophono award.
>>566974953sexy flicks of Sonic
Perhaps you're into canines?
is this surge???
>>566976086Yes I love them!
>>566976113>per tePer me?
>>566975341>steals your girl, get the pussy, and at the same time, could easily pass as a girl himselfHow does fox boy do it?
>>566974953he's searching for "male escorts [city]"
>>566976409No one can resist his charm
>>566976292YAS! canines!
>>566976712:D
>>566976409>steals your girl>implying /sthg/ anons have girlfriendskek
Tails is for incel losers
>>566976961Vulpine sexdrive is comparable to a rabbit's.Meaning they probably had an orgy.
Sonurge
>>566976961Drippy boy is always so dramatic and shy, not even showing up for a picture.
Everyone loves Tails>>566977321Epic
high as fuck forcing ai to make fanfics of sonic shadow and silver all chained up and groped by human men. sonic realizes its sexual first because he is a whore but it takes silver and shadow a delay.
>>566977015a lot of them ARE girls...who don't have boyfriends to keep them occupied.
>>566977554lies
>>566974184>Veins
>>566977404Tails will talk him in again
>>566977554
Silver can't be raped. He's too pure. He would just cum."Great!"
S O V L
>>566978418>tfw want to rape Silver but it's no use
Surge is a lesbian
What if Tails but hyperrealistic?Hey I just realized they're both pilots and would probably get along.
>>566978763Sonic's wife.
Best whatever they choose to be!
>>566979013I'd hate-fuck the hell out of the redesigned fox & falco.
>>566979163Tails hatched from her egg <3
>>566979013I remember seeing somewhere that they did design a realistic Tails for the original post credits scene in movie 1, before changing it after Sonic's redesign
Wipe your feet anon, you're in Tails' house.
>>566979375If they did, they never animated it. The postcredit scene was added after the redesign.
>>566979013i find it funny grown men think they are the target audience of these video games and whine if it doesnt go their way like stfu its for kids
If you don't love Tails then you hate Sonic.
>>566978925>So uuuhm, are you like a man fox or a fox man?>nononono don't tell me, you're actually a man in a fursuit! You know one of those animal looking suit for freaks, yeah you must be, you also smell like one, ewww you should have a shower, like do you ever come out of that suit to showe- NO! NONONONONO DON'T PUT ME IN THE BOX HEY! HEY! IT'S DARK IN THERE...
>>566979549Well thankfully we'll never see that abomination
Tails would be the least likely to believe in trans
>>566979616not a single person below the age of 18 is playing starfox anymore lol
>>566979649Tails smells great!
>>566979789why do you think the game was made after kids saw the mario galaxy movie? because kids want to know fox outside of smash bros and movies
>>566979789And not a single person above the age of 18 is playing another Star Fox 64 remake.Uh oh...
>>566979732He should be an example of somehow who made a difference despite being different... instead of someone who gets surgeries to larp online.
>>566980017neckbeards rather pirate games instead of giving money when its deserved
>>566979732
>>566979952I know why they did it, and I highly doubt it's going to work. If it does work? great, use the money made from the game to make something that ISN'T a fucking remakeMost kids nowadays just play roblox, fortnite, and other popular multiplayer games. Try selling starfox to a kid, you'll likely fail>>566980017Yeah I'm sure as hell not trying it out until they get switch 2 emulation
kids play mario, zelda, sonic, pokemon
>>566980017>>566979789>introduce a character in a movie for children>to make a remake of a game for boomers>in acompletely different art stylethis is Sega's level of bad marketing
>>566980182Tails could have had his extra tail chopped off to fit in with his peers. He wouldn't be bullied for it anymore. But he learned to like how he was born, even if it's not the body he wanted or the body society expected. He even learned to make it into a strength. That's because someone like Sonic teaches you to be authentically yourself in a way that doesn't include society's judgement or its social standards.
>>56698030410/10 that was paid sonic movie 3 marketing
>>566980714Well yes that is what i meant. We also should say that fiction is full of tropes like these.
Who's the biggest loser?Kit or Marine
>>566981216Marine is a stacy
>>566980636They think Sonic is a movie character now
>>566977015The only married anons here are all male
This kills Rotorfags
>>566979013>>566980017God the Zero visor screws with the design too, at least they take they flip them off out of the cockpit this time.>>566980459>Most kids nowadays just play roblox, fortnite, and other popular multiplayer games. Try selling starfox to a kid, you'll likely failStar Fox CAN have good multiplayer as Assault proves, Nintendo just makes it a bonus mode instead of the main draw. They even told Namco to scale it back to focus more on single player, ruining the plans to have a crosscompatible arcade machine like F-Zero GX/AX.
>>566981604>forcing heterosexuality on my gay astroturfed characterit's over...
>>566981604Sealia is french, right? I suddenly feel the need to have sex with her now.
>>566981216
>>566981738stupid, so stupid. Constantly missing easy opportunities
>>566980707I struggle to think of anything Sega's done that's quite this bad. Sega's biggest sins are usually negligence.
>>566981604Rotor with a woman feels weird now
>>566981604>>566982475Wasn't he originally supposed to be hooked with Bunnie?
>>566982818
Imagine not accepting by now that Surge will fall in love with Sonic
>>566983302The first thing Surge will do when Iizuka retires is blush lightly when someone asks her about Sonic.
Ignore the fags above, every idw character will do some minor bullshit, then straight into the vault. That's sonic for you.
meta era wasn't pandering to classicfags. sega was trying to get mariofags to like sonic
>>566983302Surges creator wants you to die
Speaking of Star Fox, I notice that early Star Fox canon was a lot like Sonic's in that they let each region do their own "extended universe".>Nintendo Power comics for 'mericans>Star Fox Mission File Printout for Japs>PAL goes off the rails and had them more like begrudging coworkers rather than, well, palsThen, like Star Fox 64 "unified" the canon from the 16-bit days, Sonic Adventure would do the same thing (in theory).
Which male character is metrosexual
>>566985085Dr Flatline
why are you guys talking about star fox did something happen with the franchise recently
>>566985172>Fox guest stars for the last 15 minutes in Mario Movie 2>The 64 reboot flopped.
>>566985172Another remake.
>>566980304Colbert should kiss Iizuka to promote movie 4.
>>566985172they made another remake nobody asked for and changed the character designs
>>566985503Sonic and his wife cosplaying
literally how the f*ck can you be queerphobic and a sonic fan? you know he literally hates oppression right??
>>566985891ftfy
>566985891
>>566985172>NateTheHate makes another leak: two Star Fox games and an Ocarina of Time remake are in devwlopment for Switch 2>Nintendo Direct gets shadowdropped for Star Fox (2026), which is actually amore cinematic Star Fox 64 remake with character designs you'll either love or hate, giving credence to the rest of the leak being trueYes, remaking Star Fox 64 again, because Star Fox Zero (what would've been the second reboot) failed. At least the game is at budget price (for Nintendo standards).
>>566985881f*ck
Sonic twitter:
>>566986612that's just normal twitter
>>566986760self-reportchud twitter is comfy
>>566985172Grown men are mad that a game is not targeted towards them.
>>566977961Wait...Wait.Wait, why does Amy say she "IMAGINED" Dexter? Did she mean to say "made up"? Or did she deadass hallucinate him? Is she fucking schizo?!
>>566987117I take this to mean "made up". Despite the game being written in the west, a lot of the dialogue in Chronicles is wonky like an early 2000s English dub.
>>566987117In Sonic Battle, she hallucinated a tulpa Sonic to fight Rouge with, during their last fight.
>>566986867i boot up twitter once a day, scroll for 30 seconds and close it. most I see from it from outside sources
>>566985580>nobody asked forthe best selling starfox games are LITERALLY the 64 remakesevery fucking timeadventure didnt sellcommand didnt sellassault didnt sellzero didnt sellyou know what sells? 64 and its remakes
Blaze grabbing my hand and forcing me to pet her
>>566987078i am not grown
>>566987117Amy used her reality breaking power to conjure an imaginary boyfriend into reality, made him a real living person, all to make Sonic jealous and then dumped him once the opportunity with Sonic arose.
>>566987713So true, maybe Sega should keep remaking Sonic 1 since it's the most popular Sonic game right? Mega Man 2 was the best selling Mega Man game and Capcom didn't just remake that game over and over, they built upon it. I won't take the "they're le best selling games" as an argument because if ONLY the remakes are doing good with your IP then that is a REALLY bad sign
Sonamy tulpa gangbang
>>566988242consider that miyamoto also hates the franchise because its not mario pikmin or zelda
Why are you guys so fucking slow and boring lately
>>566988602That too.
>>566988616blame the horses
>>566988616There's nothing interesting going on.
>>566988810i'm really liking the ones done in this style
>>566988616THERE'S NO FUCKING GAME ANON
>>566988930Nathalie should draw porn for real.
>>566989169cute and funny
>>566988810If duofag made his twitter account completely focused on stealing idw staffs art and making better nongay idw cover art that pisses them off like whisper being straight I would forgive all of his sins but nooo
Chroniclesfag I'm surprised that you actually... play Sonic Chronicles. Now your name has two meanings.
>>566988810Why is she leaning on cakeYou don't lean on cake
Sonic the Chronicles
>>566989169brutal slander
>>566989401Not him but why would that be a surprise?
>>566989169>shadow has cried multiple times in the games, SonicX, and no the moviewhat an emotional pussy
Any new Chronicles stuff?
>>566988616entire website is dying.
>>566989710maybe we will have to migrate. But where exactly
>>566989823We should go somewhere........................................... fast
>>566989710https://4stats.io/wait you mean right now??
>>566989984>bite you>then kiss your scarkek
>>566989936Smoke you say?
>>566990634OCshit is off-topic, cigstard
>>566990860You'll never stop me.
>>566989926gotta go /fast/
>>566990972Your kind only engages in off-topic shit, nobody gives a fuck about your shitty aids-ridden ocs.
I should convert as orthodox ethiopian, stop eating pork and do fasting like jesus.
>>566991067Join us anon. Show us your forces avatar.
>>566990623This take is said so often I associate it with casuals
Off-topic The Fox won.
>>566985518Peppy is the only good one.I can omewhat get beind fox aslong s they never show his body besides his head.Falco and Slippy are awful.Why did Nintendo hire that man?
If the only OC you can make uses the Mickey Mouse style Forces editor im just going to assume you're retarded
>>566991842Yeah, I agree, IDW OCs are retarded.
>>566991842>the Mickey Mouse style Forces editorTo this day i've never seen a worse character editor in my life, what was sega thinking? They could at least copy bethesda...
>>566961758>>566963130So what the fuck do we do now?
>>566990634>>566990972>>566991434smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock smoke his cock
>>566992057They knew that mega-autists like cigstard and custardfaggot exist.
>>566992057they kneecapped it because they didnt want anyone to make an oc that looked cooler than sonic
>>566992237Is that why hedgehog has such short spines? I wanted to make Sonic that knuckles found on temu.
>>566990623would Sonic tell a disabled kid that she is too slow?
>>566990634>>566990972>>566991434>>566992182How many packs does he smoke a day?
>>566992057>>566992237The point of the OC is to be Tails: a rookie kid who looks up to Sonic and wants to be cool like him. Thus, you can not design the OC to be like Sonic, because the point is that (You) ARE NOT SONIC.But they failed to realize that most OCs people are likely to make are direct Sonic recolors, like Shadow.
>>566992170Bully Ian.
>>566992170Sex with Ian.
>>566993257xenoverse won
>>566963124Fans did cross check them. That's why Ian Flynn blocked me.
>>566993127At least 4.
Whisper
>>566993257>The point of the OC is to be Tails: a rookie kid who looks up to Sonic and wants to be cool like himI like how they invent the plot device and then completely forget after some years.
>>566993606wear it as a badge of honor
>>566993606Like did you really just fact checked him and it pissed him off enough? Kind of sad honestly. But that's twitards for you.
>>566993896Every character should be bisexual honestly.Make everyone in the fanbase feel like they'd have a chance to fuck them.
>>566993410Keep your filthy paws off my man!
Madness is like gravity, all that matters is a little push.
Teek!
>>566994469Filling this creature with My homemade pie(tm)
>>566994663Shadow would be half that size on a normal horse
>>566990623Helen isn't lonely like Chris is.
>>566992170Conventional methds have failed. It's too late to course-correct when the retarded kid at the back of the shortbus has taken out the drver and successfully convinced other buses that he's the driver.I propose trojan-horsing the trojan-horse: get on his good graces, pretend to be one of his kids...then strike when the opportunity presents itself.
>>566994663
>>566991604Not even the worst offenders
>>566960529*Insert Ted as a fuzball*
shadow says: im not interested in a relationship
>>566995097Is it bad that I find meth Katt hotter
>>566995097AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Shadow says: "i can't breed, i don't have genitals like earthlings"
>>566995329Yes. She's feral.
>>566995329I'd hate-fuck her
>>566995097Still better than Command Katt I actually kind of dig it, she's part of Falco's dirty past and she's in a warzone.
>>566995403>earthlings*mortals
>>566995703Downgrade of a downgrade.
>>5669957032006 would be annoying2016 would be too high maintainence2026 would blow you in the back of a Denny's parking lot
Sonic's world militia are so silly with all their shitty blasters blowing hot air, i bet if i bring an assault rifle with me it would be free real estate.
>>566993257when you put it like that it was actually based move on Sonic Team's part
>>566995884I hate you. I hate that you're right. Fuck you anon.
>>56699597880% death rate in one operation
>>566995703Amazing how Falco washed the black out of her like Joe Biden.
>>566996141KEK, oh no no knuckles what re you doing...
>>566993606>>566994059You're SUPPOSED to sandwich it with butter instead of comin' in swingin'.
japanese fangirls are the most honest type of fans
Japanese fanart of western Sonic content
>>566996413>Silver fujos>shonenfags>potentialfags>silvazefags>SSSfags>06fagsSilver fans are bottom of the barrel.
Blaze won again
>>566993867Assuming there’s an average of 20 cigs a pack and he sleeps 8 hours, that means he smokes one cig every 12 minutes.
>>566996640And it looks good too.
>>566963978The Sol Empire is planning to INVADE! Blaze is compromised, she's their asset! They got rid of Sticks because she was too close to the truth, it's a conspiracy, I tell ya! A conspiracy!
>>566996682the bottom of the barrel can indeed contain hidden gems
>>566996413CHADver
>>566996998>They got rid of SticksBitch talking in the third person
>>566996413He just has that bishonen look
>>5669957032016 is pretty much her usual design plus Miyu's earring.
>>566995003>pic
>>566954209I need more of this.
>>566997316The "elites" use samefagging in memetic warfare so Sticks uses it too.
>>566996332>multiple paragraphs worth of text calling Ian out as a hackfraud >last line is "nothing personnel, kid"based and coldsteel the hedgehog pilled
>>566996413Aren't those dudes though
Teirusu!
>>566998196Potato.
>>566996332Ian Flynn is biased towards Sally and Sonally and hates Amy and Sonamy. I don't get why people try to argue that he likes Amy and Sonamy.
>>566998329God what a beautiful tummy...
>>566998352Because he was the first person to try to write Amy into Team Sonic with the Archie Megadrive comic.
=D
>>566996332Does this count as public rape?
Are any of you into kemonos? I find them very cute
What is it about Tails that we like, Tailsfriends? I like how he just wants to prove he is capable! It's cute.
>>566998931I like it too. He's always looking to improve himself and learn new things. It gives him a nice motivation to be search for knowledge rather than just being a bookwormin other words he's the ideal man, always looking for knowledge
>>566998931I think another thing that really made me fall in love with him is that he's kind of the ideal Sonic character. He follows all the instructions. He's naturally fast for gameplay reasons but he uses his tails which make him unique and not turn Sonic's speed into something not special. His backstory is him trying to be like Sonic after being inspired by him. His design is colorful, he has a strong silhouette, his main ability is etched into his design and backstory, he has an environmental theme going on. He's just... THE Sonic character. Everything about him just oozes the essence of this seriesBesides Sonic himself of course lol
>>566998685Ian thinks that Amy needs to have her entire personality erased just for Sonic to like her company but that's obviously not true. Ian erases her personality and gets away with it because Sonic Team is retarded, incompetent, and lazy and doesn't do anything to stop him
>Tailsfag killed the thread
>>567000147Why does no one like me....
>>567000270/sthg/
Ok I'll go somewhere elseDid you know I go to other boards on this site? You'll never find me though
>>566996682He has an army because he's that inspirational
Shadow got turned into a kickball
big strong human men, getting completely toppled by a small felid fighter and getting milked dry against their will and forced into the roll of a house husband
>>567000270I like (You) Tailsfag. Never stop fagging.
Hey this is Sonic the Hedgehog. I lost a dare and now I need to read every sexual fantasy about me that gets posted in this thread
>>567000637OOC, Fiona would shit on Tails
Im sad this thread is all men they always post girls especially the ugly idw ones with shit personalities and designs, or they post tails because they are pedos. they never post hot boys like sonic and shadow and knuckles and espio. shit id even take silver over another ugly pic of surge. at least post blaze she looks better and is a real tsundere.
>>567000716Then tails would consume it
>>567000716She's pissing on him as she says this, so...IC??
Tail!
>>567000543He might like having his head kicked in.
My clone is posting again. >>567000637
>>567000637>>567000918Why do women like to give mixed signals...
>>567000768>hot boys like sonic and shadow and knuckles and espio>at least post blaze she looks better and is a real tsundereYou can't blame us for having shit tastes sis
>>567001461Zestydow
Sonic characters with this feel?https://youtu.be/Xi2aZH3JKh0
https://youtu.be/rTVjnBo96Ug?si=99Yx1ACX4O2IMAsg
>>567001523>can't fuck with men physically>fuck with 'em mentally
>>567002074So many great musicians died in plane crashes back then, but they were always stuff of legends.
I love Tails! :D
>>567000453Who's a bigger gooner; ABT or Evan?
>>567001991He's a lot of fun when drunk.
>>566998931>>566999270>>566999705Great posts
>>567002512I need Evan to tell me how Belle experienced her first orgasm and I need ABT to draw it.
>>567002715>SpoilersDoesn't this happen in the most recent issue of IDW when Sage was inside Belle.Unfortunately, ABT was busy with DC shit to draw it.
>>566999705>He's just... THE Sonic character.If only Sonic Team realized that...
ancient
>>567002926Picrel is ABT.
>>567003228
>>567003228>>567003519Cutes! Did ya have a good time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25L03X0ppTg
>>567000768k
ran out of steam.
>>567004314There are better ones.
Sonic The Hedgehog (2030)Finally, the hit family movie series is coming to video games.
>>567003678Not me but I wish I could have been there.
>>567005194
>>567006019Vanilla is actually really strong, that's why Eggman captured her.She almost killed him.
>>567006348Green amy
>>567006348
>>567002512ABT is the biggest gooner working Sonic by far. He can't keep it out of his work for even a single issue.
>>567006019If this was a kickboxing match, Rouge would have annhiliated him within seconds.
ABT is based and Sonic characters should have more boobs.
>>567006154Among other reasons, I'm sure.
>>567006567Glitch Sonic... and some blue dog
>>567006849I don't care about his gooning but he can fuck off with trying to make Sonic into generic furshit.
>>567006849Heck yeah.
>>567007057He just needs to not give them toes.
>>567007305As if them having toes or not is going to stop me from jerking off to their feet, silly sthgians.
>>567005194Sonic the Movie: the Game
>>567006849What does it mean to have "more" boobs? Like, more than two? Isn't two plentey of boob for you?
https://youtu.be/QKgsuGurM4I?si=HVVg--NMvZ8jo6ye
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