Previous: >>566508649Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders releases July 23, 2026. New trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag4cVKOo8• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Fresh Season is on until 5/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
nogami please
Open?
>>566975009Joining
>>566975393Opening.
2/4, (You) etc.
>>566975951>nails
No b&. Open when you can.
Working.
>>566976789Opening
No b&, but the game clearly doesn't want me to play, so I'll stop here. Sorry p.
>>566977320GGs b
wommy is just a little tired
No fatties allowed beyond this point
explosive woomy that goes kaboomy
Misclick
>>566982285Just silly woomy things
Inb4 Raiders is like 3 hours long and has next to no replay value
>>5669838013 hours will be the speedrun time in 5 years.
Anyone wanna fish a king?
>>566983801but imagine if it has salmon run style matchmaking
I want to carry inkies in duskbloods since you guys always carried me during Open matches
>>566986051I hope trick weapons are in Duskbloods.
>>566984138ill slom if the offer is still up
>>566986494Room going up.
>>566986530I could smack fish for a minute.
>>566987203Opening
Had 2 weeks off work with pneumonia so I gotta sell the switch 2 cover bills...
>>566987451Thems the brakes.
>>566987521may kms desu.
>>566987451boohoo i cant play my bing bing woomy game D:
>>566987960Literally this, if i cant spray paint may aswell be dead
>>566986480i might have to get a switch 2 for this
>>566987451How much are you selling it for?
>>566988391Like 300, that plus a bit on my credit card will cover the bills for that month. Ill have to deal with the consequences after but oh well.
GGs
GGSR! Good gold.
Also what the fug was this
>>566991274Looks like someone finished too early.
GGs slommers
>>566988652Rip
>I'm gay for-A-downdownAArightA
>I'm gay for Big ManAY
>I'm gayAY
What soda does every other idol drink?
>>566994598They all drink Mr. Pibb.
>>566995062>no Dr. Coco
>>566993367what the fuck does frye say that's so funny everytime
>>566973889
>>566991274Did you die or respawn at the end? Or were you in ink at the end? That would explain what happened
>>567001327I don't think Pearl knows how to be this girly. Unless Marina is having some wild fever dream.
>>567002463I’d believe the Marina one.
>>567002463She'll wear whatever producer-san wants her to wear.
le woomy xd
ok now draw his yebby getting pecked by birds
>>567008096Im too much of a normalfag to find this hot.
>>567008901But can you find it cute?
>>567008096Im too much of a degenerate to find this hot.
Why do weyyos love Callie so much?
>>567008096>>567009303I want to extinct all the fsh
>>567010157Put on the slopsuit wagie
>>567010157But they're so cute, anon! We can learn so much from our fishy brethren
>>567010429wheres joe
>>567010482this was made pre-megalo and the artist has since moved away from splatoon content
>>567010978joe mama
Another short open?
>>567011148i shall
>>567011148ill play
>>567011284Up it goes.
>>567011334Full?
>>5670114391 spot, come on in.
ill keep going after rotation for at least an hour if anyone else wants to
>>567011607Gonna eat real quick and then hop on after rot. If there's a spot open.
>>567011868I'm only doing this rotation so that's one spot open at least.
my shirt now kold
literfagsstreetshot
Playing splatlings in current year is a humilliation ritual.>b-but heavy and miniMere paint bots. Humilliation ritual.
>>567011607I can do a few
>>567011607full in new lobby?
yes
GGs open
GGs open, have fun with RM.
ggs open 1
GGs openers
new open 4/4
got a friend request, was that them? i hope it was them blocking me
Man no matter how many times you kill clash.....
ggs open i'm not gonna pretend to like this rotation for another 30 minutes
>>567016654GGs k
>>567016654GGs k enjoy the rest of the day
>>567016796full?
>>567017304opening
>>567016796god why are people here so passive aggressive
>>567018480don't pretend to be me
there's no bad rotation only bad players
>>567018480
>>567018480Guaranteed replies.
Baitposts used to be funny.
/ink/ers used to be fun players
i should get my 1100xp ass in the pool so nobody gets to have fun anymore
I got one more in me and I going.
>>567019785GGs m.
>>567019785GGs m
>>567020370ggs
>>566981526smallfry?more like big frye
>>567019068>>567019212time traveling posts
>1 second before minute>convenient dc>from the other heavy splatling
>>567019656do it, you'll fit right in with me
ngmi, pls let me fistbump the fox, that was good teamwork
GGs B
>>567024402GGs s, that was fun! Rest easy
>>567018936I want her to bite me
>>567024919What is shiver doing? The hook isn't even tied to the fishing line.
you need to get good
>>567033105based john
I hope dualies get their 50/50 free kill mechanic removed.
>>567033105>squidbagged by your own teamhow does one recover from that
>>567036103>used to have to wear thermal ink if you wanted to see enemies behind the hammer and sometimes rollers ("have", nobody did that, everyone played blind)>health bars completely ignore all the diegetic mechanics and scream "HALF DEAD FUCK IS HERE SHOOT HIM" at max volumewhat a terrible fucking addition to the gamebrushes also got nerfed by it, used to be that it legitimately took a moment to locate the peep in the cloud of ink he created, now you just got a popup message on top of him
Louies my beloved
hmm...
>>567039651Clout. Or if they aren’t yelling at you for being bad I say you’ll be fine.
let that sink in
>>567039651i got a taste of my own medicine
>>567059104
>>567042579Sub-2k XP drivel.
you should get out of B rank first
>>567061665you don't have to be bad at the game to know what is good game designsplat is fundamentally built on obfuscation of information, it's not a shitty hero shooter where every nigga has a nametag and a glowing outline because average hovercrotch player has all the awareness of a cane toad
>splat is *headcanon*
splat is fundamentally built on the joy of a game where you can press a button and the little squid girl goes Woomy!
>>567062529Midwit take, we wouldn't have special indicators and enemy gear on the UI if that was their intention.
>>567063160>headcanondeep analysisthere are a lot of design decisions in this game that go against the industry standard grain, and when you put them all together you realise that almost all of them have a purpose beyond "we're special/oldchool/whatever"
>>567062529i'm pretty sure the obfuscation of information mechanics are generally aimed more towards the concepts of swimming and lurking in ink, both in terms of sharking and in terms of swimming during combat"the players are harder to see when using a hammer" feels like a very minute mechanic in comparison to that and equating them doesn't sound too logical to me, but idk
>>567064136special indicators were not there in splat1, they were added in 2 because unlike resources like ground control and positioning, special charge is difficult to track intuitively yet has a strong strategic impact. gear usually denotes playstyles and sometimes counterplay considerations (e.g. respawn punisher, bomb defense if you're reliant on combos, etc), having that info gives you long-term strategic info but no immediate tactical advantage.
>>567062529enemy health was already technically visible from paint accumulation on player models (like in salmon run) but now it's just been surfaced with a health bar because actually reading enemy body paint in combat was functionally impossible due to how noisy and hectic PVP combat is
>>567064414it's a minute and possibly unintentional mechanic, but it makes sensethe camera can't see shit when it's up, the ceph can't see shit when it's down, the swing alternates... probably unintended but funnily coincidental>>567065221>actually reading enemy body paint in combat was functionally impossiblethat is kind of the intention- you can get that information in the right circumstances AND if you focus on it, but it is impractical in most cases, so if you need to know enemy health you usually derive it from other sources- e.g. you've already sunk your 5 aerospray shots into them so they are guranteed dead, or they've been fighting a slosher just recently so they'll likely die to a light breeze.making health value more visible by itself is not bad per se, but the ham-fisted overlay implementation gives away way too much information, not just about the health but also about positioning. it's way too noticable against the background. among other things, it makes it easier to focus down a player that has survived a fight and turn it into a trade anyway.
>>567065907but you could not ever get that information in practicehealth bars fix the intended information game
healthbars didn't change the game at all
>>567065907i don't think the health bars were particularly made to influence the information game in a 1v1 situation, nor do i think they do so. you will still be counting your shots as opposed to reacting to the kill markerthe place it has impact is on other teammates' ability to see the fight you are taking, and how you are faring in it, which is information that was probably too difficult to intuit outside of battleeven there i don't reckon it has that much impact, in all honesty, because good players will be proactive as opposed to reacting to seeing a healthbar
>>567066072no, it made something that previously took extra awareness (=extra mental space) and made it trivial, and then broke the information game elsewhere on top. you're baisically marked for death, just without extra minicrits because if you're not full health chances are you'll get oneshot by anythg anyway.
>>567042579Don't care, it helps me because the game is sensory overload regardless>b-b-butshut up
>>567066538it was designed to be readable but was not readable in practicehealthbars fix the intended information game
>>567066339>the place it has impact is on other teammates' ability to see the fight you are taking, and how you are faring in it, which is information that was probably too difficult to intuit outside of battleno, it was the exact right amount of difficult. you can get that info if you need it, but getting it will pull your attention away from something else because it is hard to parse. there's a reason boozler is considered a high skill weapon, it's not just mechanically clunky, but it's also a damage support weapon without consistent front-loaded damage (unlike, say, rapid pro) so it needs to know things like that just to function. it is a skill you can learn. was a skill. now it's a "shoot dis guy" popup.
I really wish you guys would stop giving the armchair shitter (You)s.He hasn't played the game in years, his opinions aren't worth shit.
>>567067061if we don't respond to him people might come to the thread for the first time and think that he's right
>>567066640it is explicitly supposed to beand making sense out of that sensory overload is one of the game's challenges>>567066853readability is a scale. splat's scale for most stuff that isn't paint on the ground has always been "readable, but just about". for example, you can make sense out of these letters (well, you probably can't depending on language), but it won't be fast or easy. compare to the text of this post. you are reading it easily.
>>567067324okbut paint on enemy squidkids is LITERALLY NOT READABLE WHATSOEVER in practicehealth bars fix the intended information game
>actually being able to see whether or not an enemy is worth pursuing during hectic and visually noisy moments without benefit of voicechat team callouts is supposed to be a bad thinglol
>>567067459again, what makes you think that you should easily have that information in the first place? you can have it if you really need to, but that doesn't mean it should be handed to you.you can also have infromation on how full your neighbor's cat's litter box. if you need it for some reason, you do have options- you can break into his house and dig which is hard, messy and generally detrimental in many ways, you can note that he cleans it out on saturdays and today's thursday so it's probably mostly full, or you can just say "fuck it" and focus on something other than your neighbor's cat's shit.
>>567065015The special example isn't any different from enemy health, as the other anon mentioned it's nigh impossible to tell how damaged someone was up till then. They don't nullify sharking or let you see people through walls, they just help you tell if you should commit to a splat or not. You're fucking dogshit at this game.
>>567067870>what makes you think that you should easily have that information in the first placethe fact that they represented player HP via the amount of enemy ink on their body and then added the HP bar to make it more explicit
>>567067578it isyou're looking at it from attacker's perspective, turn it around to the defenderbeing able to disengage or bluff your way out of fighting at a disadvantage is an important option to have, and bars make it harder for the defendervoice chat is not a benefit, splat with comms fucking SUUCKS to play, it's way too aggressive for its own good because it was never designed with that much freedom of information in mind
>>567067938the game shouldn't tell you shit. you should make your own decisions, and these decisions are allowed (and expected) to be suboptimal. bars optimize the fun of quickly considering your options with incomplete information. >don't nullify sharking or let you see people through wallsyeah, imagine if it went that far, sure we stepped in shit but at least we're not knee high in sewage. >>567068069again, refer to the cursive example above. you can read it, but you'd rather remember what the doc told you because you'll spend 20 minutes at the pharmacy counter figuring out what the fuck your perscription actually is. it is info you can use but is obfuscated, in splat's case- deliberately.
>>567068705>in splat's case- deliberatelythey deliberately added health bars
>>567068939splat3's balance is not canonit shat all over a fuckton of principles splat1 and 2 have set themselves apart from the rest of videogames with
>it's not canon because i don't like itok
>>567069126i accept your concession
>>567069173even if i liked it, it is unquestionable that 3's design language points away from the previous entries and towards gentrification with the more usual shooterswhich devalues it because splat is kind of shoddy as a pure shooter and should focus more on its uniquely strategic side to pull its weight
splatoon 3 is more sides and garnish and not enough entreei, retard that i am, bought it for the entree
>>567069861>food analogy
Breeding
>>567069528just swim if you're so afraid of the healthbar lmao
>>567070150hail helix
>>567070429swimming is good but it does not make you win
>>567074183Perfect opportunity to kiss Frye's foot (it'll make her feel better)
maybe I'm the only good salmon runner here left
Look forward to your new teammates!
>>567080712she looks like me.....she's built like me...thank you....
>>567085376is her head magnetic how does the fried thing bounce and not fall off
>>567080712maybe ill finally stop being literal worst player ttek
:(
>>567090463how
1king fisk at rot?
>>567085454Cartoon magic.
>>567085454those are cubed mangos
awaken, woomy
How do I make my woomy as autistic as Yoko?
>>567101697>Acht is still sanitized>Tao Blu is still mammalized>there's no cure>no one mentions they're part of octavio's armySplatoon makes no sense sometimes
>>567102132Is she mammalized? I thought her flops were like that because of her species.
>>567102132Since when is Tao Blu part of Octavio's army?
someone could be mammalized and we wouldn't even know itthey could even be posting in this very thread
>>567103131>>567102765The art style looks like she's been fuzzed.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>567103672Joining
open 2/4
put the fear of Blob in them
No ban, I'll rejoin
strongest japanese ethernet user
>>567107428>gets confirmation that all four hit in a row>blobs again anywayjoooeyyy i told you to get some trigger discipline fifty timesyou're so close to being great
GGs sh
thx octo eliter
>>567111820GGs p
Wife
>>567112408hydra mains don't make for good spouses
>>567091550This is a long shot, but if you want to come on, I can play
>>567064136>>567065015Knowing the enemy gear does not violate the diegetic rule, you literally see the enemy team before the match, and it's not a stretch to think that the cephs hang out together before the match too just like they do in the plaza after the match.Knowing everyone's special charge level is harder to explain, but at least it's not intrusive visually. I wouldn't care if it was removed. Probably only 10% of players pay attention to it anyway - maybe it could only be available in X matches. Floating health bars are really ass though, they break the immersion reminding you that you're just playing a simulation rather than feeling like you're actually in there, and they cater to the worst minmaxing meta tryhard sweatlord crowd.
>>567118975>they break the immersionThey'll be a main ability in 4.
>>567118975>immersionfagging in a PvP game
>>567119313they should be rolled into echo and removed from everything elsewould make people actually consider sensor a legit subweapon it already was, people just don't appreciate echo enough
>>567119408>metamaxxing in a squidkid painting game
>>567119408if mil fags can obsess over details in their regular military shooters and screech when an ak locks open on reload, why can't we do the same in our woomy-based shooter? >>567120159just because it's cute doesn't make it not a highly competitive strategic shooterthat's why it needs a lot of design restraint to keep people from metamaxxing, as you say
>>567120710>just because it's cute doesn't make it not a highly competitive strategic shooterYeah but it can remain that while keeping its unique way of everything feeling natural and organic within the worldbuilding (again, diegetic if you will). I hate fags who want to turn every game's UI into a fucking Excel spreadsheet so they can tryhard even harder. Go play COD instead of something.
>>567121901that's why i said it needs restraint, and it used to have it. still has, although the bars have eroded some of it, not much but enough to set a worrying precedent.splat gives you a metric fuckton of information in every frame even without excel spreadsheets, more than just about any other shooter and deliberately so since it can't rely on the crutch of chat to share the info you have between four pairs of eyes, but it also strategically obfuscates much of it to not let you optimize the fun out of the game and keep it messy and involved. it hides more info from you than most games give in the first place. it's a masterpiece of game design, even with the slight tarnishing it got from 3's bad touch.
Mating season is coming up and the idols are getting feisty I volunteer myself as sacrifice for the greater good of society
>>567123338that's OK, more plaza woomveems for me
>>567123338Sacrifices are chosen based on a lottery system and nearly everyone has opted in.
>>567111659my goals are beyond your understanding
>>567111659Looking over the video frame by frame, because of the lag he was already mid-blob by the time the previous one registered as a kill on screen
id like to win a game
>>567130981what's the magic word?
>>567131806Nogami
>>567074183I can see a lego brick surviving for 12,000 years those things are freaking indestructible.
>>567130981Buy another Shiver plushy from Nintendo
that one rotation like a month ago on marooner's bay with the .52gal and the .96gal was the most fun i've ever had in salmon run
back for raiders, is the thread still alive?
>>567133303i don't have even a single one.... maybe that's why...
>>567133702Yeah. Thread goes to page 10 often but SR/open lobbies fill up and that's what matters most.
>>567133702Go back to discord with your frenchie boyfriend.
>>567133303instructions not clear i bought a bootleg frye
>>567135040https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/splatoon-shiver-8-plush-122905/
>>567133861that's nice to hear, is the pool still the same?also i gotta post my splatoon shrine later, got some new stuff since
>>567135175>no callie plush
>>567135292yeah it's still the same pool.
Need to get my bite-sized woomy action before I make myself miserable in a different game, so short open anyone?
i'm a little tired of being in games where there's either one good player on each team or three good ones and one shitter (i'm the shitter in both cases) and literally nothing i do matterswhy play when there's no actual impact i can have
>>567136467and they say flarnt
im getting too madge at this game. what's a chill weapon to play?
>>567136671Hydra.
>>567136576it's not a flar, that's me and someone else on the same teamrather, it's a forced "whatever the actually good players in the lobby do" and it's depressing
killer wail 5.1 targeting is a fucking nightmare when more than 3 bosses are on the field
>>567136671any aoe weapon is piss easy and takes little efforti recommend custom blaster
It was my dream in life to earn a gold x badge ever since 2022 and I haven't ever come close to it.
>>567137681It is quite the lofty goal you're getting yourself into. Even in Tentatek that's shooting for the stars. You do have the silver badge though, right?
>>567137681i don't think ill ever even get the basic x badge. the top3000 one
>>567138252if a shitter like me can make top 2000, so can you
anyone wanna play some open?
>>567141369what weapon do i play tomorrow
>>567140635I'll be on in a bit. If that offer is still there
>>567141445Tentabrella
>>567141445flingza
>first wave>tornado round>first crate's eggs are all already halfway to the basket>4 cohocks on the field>nobody has died>someone pops their inkjet to clear themVP 200 btw
i just had two separate dreams back to back, in both of which i was trying to tame an eel for different reasonsbut when i think back at the plots of both of them, these eels really should've been snakes for any normal person, both the context and how they actedgoddamn woomy game has marinized my damn subconsciousnessi remember both because both ended the same way, with the eel trying to bite me in the dick and me dodging irl and off the bed
>>567141445custom goo tuber
>>567141787custom sucks, no torp combo kills it
>>567141636this is going to be miserable, thanks
>>567140635just lemme know when ya open up
Woom or weyy?
>>567142324secret third option: veem
>>567142271opening
>>567142376Can't argue with that.
>>567140306im so low, i can't even gain placementseven gaining 75xp i only go up one placement, and when i lose 25xp i go down 50+ placementsi don't think i can catch up with the amount of players getting ranked
im sorry im lagging so i cant play open rn
>>567144032no problem
>Ouch!
>>567146262Dang, wrong clip. Well, whatever.
>vs 2 bubblers in tcThanks Nogami.
GGs b
>>567147316GGs s! Good note to end on
when should you start playing x battles
>>567149158As soon as you get the option to
>>567136467>>567136971anon join the pool already
>>567149941I would fucking cry if a woomy gave me a drink.
>>567149941Good woomy.
How about bad woomy?
>>567152294There are at least two of them (they're good wommies they just pretend to not be).
>>567152294I'm bad woomy.
>>567149941How does a woomy work a pull tab if they don't have nails?
absolutely fucking wretchedpost octos for me please
>>567153913
>>567153913Octo
>>567153913engineer hereif i was redesigning pull tab for woomy usage, i'd add an extra stamping to the top that ramps the tab up when you rotate it over to the opening (it'll rest at an angle to it by default)then you can pick it up and pull even without nails
>>567154359woomy friendly can design
>>567149158When you feel ready for it. X rank is not all that different from your garden variety series games (until you start getting paired with 2500-3000XP players, at least), so it's mostly a mindset thing since you have to learn how to pick your rotations and dealing with tilt. Just go with a focus on gradual improvement rather than hard numbers. Even top 500 players here are called shit so e-peen chasing is a pointless endeavor.>>567153913Have two. You didn't say which kind though.
This is a squids only thread
>>5671551810_0
>>567154917its a good thing like weyys too>>567155181I grow wary of this constant fake racism
>>567149158just a matter of creep lords bumping other threads.
I want a special that gives me a random grizzco weapon.
>>567161873And you only get one ink tank along with the special limit meter descending at a quicker speed so you can’t hold onto it for a long time.
didn't wake up in a woomveem's gentle embrace
Looks like you got splatted, and your crew mate in the mech got wrecked. Would you like to send an SOS? Another player will respond and rescue you from their game.
>>567135175i said bootleg frye plush.
I really want to chew on veemo's cooked tips.
>>567179856>only 2 good woom stylesyikes, guess I'm going veemo this time
>>567180774The only good one is cluttered with plastic shit
>>567181457fried tips and jarhead are cute, and while I don't like the hairstyles themselves I appreciate the chains and AV cable for creativity. meanwhile on the woom side I only like the default and twin braids
>>567181457the kelp braid is almost better than the twintails
I LOVE CEPHALOPODS RAAAAAAGH
>>567179856nom
>dreamed that I was playing splat against a team of japanese game devs for some Wario Ware-like game, and the map was fucking gigantic (like 3-4x the size of splat 3's maps) and somehow we won despite the end score being 119p to 121pI need to stop drinking barbecue sauce
>>567185753why are you drinking barbecue sauce
>>567187131tasty
>>567172342i fell asleep again and woke up now (5pm) and dreamt i was riding a bus through inkopolis at nightbut there were no cephs unfortunately so have to keep at it
>>567187204understandable, have a nice day
>>567187256>>567188359the shading on those earrings is insane
>>567184712it's wriggling in her mouth
Plausible Deniabilityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJMFlQtRdYE
buy an ad
i don't care about puriteen highschool courtyard drama oversold for clout
Spats or dolphin shorts?
>>567198146Spats
>>567198146woom spatsveem dolphins
PB 0/10
I feel dum for never trying to juke missiles with terrain like that before.
>>567198736Explain
>>567198380damn it's full
LOL
bruh
>>567200812Some people stop at the hour, you can try then.
>>567200812Don't worry, I couldn't get in either. Let's just go get lunch and we'll check in an hour. We can try to break the record for Dance Dance Inkantation 5
Can't beat the meme.
>>567201020you reminded me that they didn't bring back squid beat and now i'm sad
>>567201134 Mechanic-chan finds a busted up arcade machine on her adventure and fixes it up, letting you play the long lost Squid Beatz 3 at the hideout.
>>567201416don't give me hope like that...would be so fucking soulful
>>567201134Me too, squit, me too....
photos at the hour please
>>567202870K.
Charger pressure feels weird to me. Even though it's physical, it's also more emotional. It's more psychological too.
Reminder that eliterfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
>hiding>rp>elitercertified faggot moment.
That's a lot of veems.
ggs pb!
PB 9/10>>567204624GGs
Just bee yourself :)
>>567205245GGs that was me.
>flow with tenta brellagiwtwm
>>567204416does your name start with kjust curiouslike i said just curious
ok reached my pvp limits for now, ggs everyone
>>567207446ggs man
>>567207446GGs ゴ
Did this look as weird on your end as it did my end, F?
>>567207446
Tfw out of the house instead of playing pb with the wooms
Jesus.
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/p73j383rtfr5qbfk.flac
GGs pb
>>567210119ggs
ggs pb
>>567210119GGs, thanks for hosting!
>>567210119ggs pb, missed playing with you guys
>>567208214That's pretty funny. I assumed it was just lag.
i want to make out with a woomy
open on rotation?
goals
I will be a woomy soon.
Beeb arc inbound.
>>567221269I thought the main character was an alcoholic celebrity who sexually harasses smelly coworkers?
>>567215973I can ply until the hour if you're still looking.
>>567223389opening
>>567223717I'll play too.
God I hate playing japs. Region lock when?
>>567225348This won’t affect me when I join their plaza’s will it?
>>567226824No, it only affects regional splatfests (which doesn't matter since it's all global reruns now) and plaza drawings. Matchmaking is the same everywhere.
GGs open!
ggs B and p
At makomart, need anything?
>>567233446Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
>>567233446Tableturf packs. I need to finish my Grandfest set.
>>567233446Goldfish
GGs again.https://files.catbox.moe/zcu3mv.png
>>567236712Project status?
>>567211047kold stopped moving to make a post bitching on /ink/ kek
sad woomy who is very gloomy
>longest range weapon is douser dualies fftough shift...
>>567238004ETA: Day before Raiders releases. I'm trying to get two other /ink/ers but I haven't seen them around the past week.
Splatoon Raidens
>>567246212End Boss: Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can't fret over every Salmon Egg!
>>567206880Didn't really think about the heat as another way to do that.
womy
>>567248023shiver in heat
>>567249851I can play
>>567249949ill put a room up at rotation
who are these random people who swamped the lobby
Tell me when it’ll get better, bros.
back below 1000xp...
>>567250390GGs they're all me.
>>567250390one is my hands, one is my left foot, and one is my right foot
>>567215987get on my level
>>567250390whojust curiousinitials are finelike i said just curious
>>567251507AnonAnonAnonAnonAnonoh and lets not forget Anon
>>567251507they call me mr hands
>>567251507EkansSlitherNoodleHebiman
>>567252551More of this please
>>567252815
Too human.
What do you think is causing the poor map design? I think the primary culprit is the devs not wanting to design the maps with sniper and splatling hostility in mind, as they should. These fuckers on their unassaible perches or kill box hallways directly cause the need to overbuff shooters and specials to counteract them.I get the impression that some sniperfags on the map design team REALLY hate being snuck up on.
-Why. The. Fuck. Does launch armor glow? More fucking sniper coddling. And I have no option to spawn on the ground instead. And that momentum effect? Feels horrid. I change my mind in midair due to a spotted enemy and I have to fight the game pushing me elsewhere. I fucking hate the launchers.-Nautilus, Pencil, Dynamo are improper concepts as weapons and *should* be nerfed into the dirt and kept mediocre if they have to exist at at. Dynamo was where it should've been before they rebuffed it.-'Burst bombs on shooters' except Aero, Sploosh, and Noslenose ect is pure bullshit as a concept. Why the fuck are they allowed them? They don't need or deserve a combination kill-confirmer/instant feet+wall painter -Splatling is counteracted by loads of stuff but I kind of resent that the class exists at all. I wish it didn't.-Line Marker would be neat if it would vacate an enemies charge. Probably not fully. Throwing a sniper's rythm off sounds great-Charge hold is kind of uneccessary as a mechanic. It's fun, yeah, but it should come with a downside. It could mark the user for death for a bit, Thermal's effect-Jr Splatbomb spam is kinda annoying but I hesitate to take it off of it, maybe give Jr. bombs an inherent bomb sniffer trait? Splatbomb maybe should just have the trait in general-Remove Ninja's startup wake OR make Ninja eddies/wake significantly less visible outside of close quarters. More evidence sniperdevs hate being snuck up on. Shooters ARE kinda able to abuse ninja granted. So probably the latter effect-Chargers and splatlings now display their charge progress and, in the latters case, remaining fire duration on their model, or staus icon, or both.-Remove the HP bar. You should HAVE to think to kill-confirm. This fucking bullshit is a Burst Bomb omega buff. And chip damage spam in general. If you want Shooters to be able to escape death less; figure out some other fucking way to do it-Slosher, Tri, and Dread now have slight downtime every 2 sloshesr8
>>567254405When was the last time you played this game?
they're doing this to me tomorrow
>>567254017i don't think so, it feels to me like it's more of a symptom than a cause. splat3's maps are distinct from older ones mostly in the ratio of mid/not mid, 3 is very mid-heavy and draws players into the same general area (for an extreme example, compare brinewater to moray), and as a result the mids are not just busy but also out of scale with the player because if they were as tight as oldschool mids the maps would be smaller than splat1 maps. some maps in 2 had the opposite problem of bloating spawn regions instead, which lead to meandering and passivity.
>>567150237everyone will see my x power decreasing and make fun of me ill stick out like a sore thumb
>>567254636Lets just pivot to what you were leading up to saying chief.Yesterday btw
>>567254405That's a whole lotta words to say "I can't substrafe."
>>567255360Can so
>>567254405launchers are a better system for both general gameplay and the spawncamping scenario. if the enemy is in your spawn, chances are you're hopelessly losing anyway, armor and free positioning gives you, maybe not a fighting chance but at least something to do other than just instantly die outside of the spawn bubble like beforenaut is in a good spot, it has enough exploitable flaws and is deceptively low on both uptime and paint. if you let it shoot you, it's the most guranteed splat in the game, but it's slightly easier to make it not shoot you than, say, a ssproboth pencil and dynamo should go back to pre-buffed state, yes, it'll make them both rather balanced. maybe let d-dong keep the longer range vert, it feels nicesplatlings are finemarker is in a good spot, it's good on every weapon it's on but pro. if you want to annoy big guns with it, pick vjet and condition them to fear the dartcharge hold comes with a downside. charge hold is not a free action, it costs time and potentially positioning. no need to bloat it furtherbombs are fineeddies used to be less visible in 1 and 2, blame graphics. startup trail can be shorter but i think adding it was the right choice, tune the duration just right so that defender can have the direction but will lose the position. or maybe a custom visual effect that shows ninja's movement direction with no trail, similar in scope and duration to the usual paint splatter you get when squidding normally but made directional.charging weapons do display their charge progress. chargers glow when they charge, increase brightness as they do so and do a subtle flash when fully charged, while splatlings' feedback is aural, with pitch rising as they charge and being louder than most weapons when firing so you can keep the time they've been firing in mind easily. no need for extra iconshp bar is a mistakesloshers are fine
>>567254405incomprehensible low power babble
>>567257426like anyone here can judge lmao
>>567257641uh no??? im 1900
You don't understand, I'm 2400. 2400 is high!
stop making fun of me.......
>>567254405missedburst bombs are not that good on most shooters, precisely because they don't need the kill confirm+instant mobility nearly as much as long-action weapons do. they do get stronger with them, even sshot that has very awkward damage combos with them, but, like, no shit, using a sub gives you an advantage, that's its express purpose.
>>567254405>Slosher, Tri, and Dread now have slight downtime every 2 sloshesproof that not only do you not understand the problems, you don't understand what their solutions might look like
>>567257641i can because i'm actually good
>>567257258>launchers are a better system for both general gameplay and the spawncamping scenario. if the enemy is in your spawn, chances are you're hopelessly losing anyway, armor and free positioning gives you, maybe not a fighting chance but at least something to do other than just instantly die outside of the spawn bubble like beforeNot him and why are you ignoring that his problem with it is that it has a glow visible to enemies and the obnoxious pull thing?
I'm tired of being a shitter. Nothing I do works and it's hard not to fall into blaming everything on myself just being too terrible
ggs open
>>567258493glow denotes armor, and pull is there for general gameplay, it making spawncamp scenarios more awkward was not a consideration. it's not supposed to make you win spawncamping scenarios, it's supposed to give you something to do if you're being camped by the entire team and an easy way to dispose of random single spawncampers.
>>567259330>pull is there for general gameplayWhat does that mean, specifically?
>>567259330>it making spawncamp scenarios more awkward was not a considerationWell no fucking shit anon it's almost like thats the problem with it
>>567259734you roll out faster, makes not having a safe spot to superjump to less of a disadvantage.>>567259841no, that's not a problem, that is intentional. if you're being spawncamped, you're losing. no concessions for losers.
it was a difference from 2 they could put on the back of the box and that was all the thought that went into it
retard
>>567260263You're restating the mechanic's strengths. Yes I know this. Why are you making that statement as if it undos the mechanics poor points?
>>567261218anon asked me to elaborate on specifics of why it's good for general gameplay. there are no poor points. drift makes it harder for you to un-spawncamp yourself, especially with precise weapons, but you're not supposed to in the first place so it's not a problem. it makes it harder. harder is good.
hoomans
>>567261667>mechanic adulterates the skill expression you could be using if it were not present>hard>good hard evenOdd opinion. Like you didn't even think it through
>>567265496the drift is consistent. it can make you miss, but you can adjust to it and maybe even use it to make the enemy miss instead. if anything, it adds to skill expression.
more like stupidtoon lmao gottem
>>567253078Very good
>>567267152can someone remake this image without the octranny character pls
>>567267514Post your ceph and I'll do it.
how is everyone?
>>567274405I'm playing Splatoon, so obviously bad
>>567274405pros:not deadcons:not dead
>>567275840Yeah, I feel that. I've been shitting in matches
>>567274405Gonna get back into Splatoon any day now, right after those brella buffs. Any day now.
minge
>>567274405Enjoying Sunday peace with my cat while waiting for coffee to be done. Mite host salmon later.
>>567274405Big vacation plans coming up after this week.
>>567274405played 30% winrate until 6am, woke up just now, did not dream of cephs, not looking forward to the coming week so just a little tired really
>>567274405dug up my old wiiuman the gamepad is comfy
>oldbut the wii u is still pretty new...
>>567281374it's older than some people playing the gamesplatoon itself is older than some people playing the gamewii is old enough to vote
>>567281374
Should I go tan mechanic, 100% cacao or albino?
>>567288034darker than tan but lighter than cacao
>>567288034Whichever makes your dick the hardest.
>they're cute not sexy
>>567290916
>>567291168that's the most grotesque depiction of her posted in these threads yet
>>567291168disgusting pimple nose
>>567290916It's okay anon, she's an adult wooman.
>>567274405Ive been on the absolute verge of mental break for the past three weeks
>>567293374needs haircut correction
>>567291168>"I shidded"
>>567290916They're not even cute anymore, just in art.
>>567295358Would it be safe to eat any of her flops now that they're covered in plastic?
How do I breed woomies to be as autistic as Yoko?
>>567291695it's on model ...
>>567295426retard
>>567296274That sort of 'tism cannot be replicated through artificial means.
>>567274405There's a sale at gamestop and it's so sad to see how many switch 2 games have a game key card instead of the actual game.
>>567298304>playing third party releases on a nintendo consoledum
>>567298675doesnt matter when most of them play really good on switch 2
>>567298675I don't have a ps5.
>>567274405see you in Dallas :)
>>567298304I put them on my wish list and wait for at least 50% off sale. The Adventures of Elliot for example.
>current x battle rotation
need to hold some floppers
I hate when Chara uploads gameplay videos of him and his teammates yelling like annoying faggots.
>>567306268I love not following splatoon youtubers.
>>567306268Uhhhh just don't watch his shitty videos
I simply don't watch Splatoon content on YouTube.
>>567306268Those are callouts and that happens in every team based video game.
>>567306268it's a good thing i will never be good enough to go competitive
>>567313357I'm down to clownfish
>>567313357yes bro yes
open 3/4
>>567315020Open up.
>>567315530opening
I'll be back I gotta eat
Humpback is a shit stage and rangelets are retards who shouldn't he heeded to.
>>567318517humpback is pro aoe, not pro rangelet
>>567317625I'm back. knockin
>>567319476Same difference, those are the only viable rangelets anyway.
I have to take a 5-10 minute break, ill leave so you can keep going
Actually, I think I have to be doneGGs openers
>>567322185GGs!
>>567322185ggs SH
>>567322185GGs, good luck in whatever you're doing
Is open still going?
>>567322735opening
>>567322735yeah, opening squigga
errored....
D/c?
switch error. remaking.
Damn, we kicked so much ass the game bugged out.
seeing the square change as soon as those missiles hit makes my ink squirm
...reopening
>>567324885We're queueing right now.
Can we stop it with this gorilla enabling stage, please?
>>567324885shit, my bad we just started
>>567324969opening
Hats off to you all, that was one hell of a comeback.
GGs Open, you crazy cephs. That was great!
youtube.com/watch?v=WV7mSHu_-Ckoh no
>>567330321sweaty
i like the squid sisters desu, senpai
when raiders news?
>>567346257I want to know what the amiibo do.
>>567346257dedicated direct late june, be patient
>>567348069Evening sister.
>>567348069Why is she a nun?
>>567348069I don’t like the idea of Christianity somehow lasting long enough to reach the squids and octos
>>567351757because it makes penis big
>>567353548And how does this offend you personally
>>567353548Some of the sea scrolls have text about the great migration written like its the bible. Alterna probably has an archive of wikipedia before the calamity. I would highly doubt that they actually practiced any form of christianity because that god is a homo sapien and not a squid or jellyfish.
>>567353548Don't worry anon, it's just a fetish costume.
>>567354869Our Lord and Savior the Big Man
>>567354761>Flounder Bluefin zonesYou have fun.
>>567354761Yes
>>567355319openinga fter this game
>>567355204Bluefin zones is good.
>>567354761I'll hop on in a bit. Eating some squid
>>567355863said no one ever
>>567355863It's fine, Flounder is the problem here.
>>567356750>>567356930adapt
>>567356930Oi you shut your mouf m8
>>567357496? post power
>>567357579
>>567357650good veemo
Correct. They should put a pole in the middle of flounder.
>>567354761Knockin
dc moment
GGs to you twooms. Sleep well
>>567356750The moving zone is fun.
Never forget when bluefin had one sz zone.
>>567354151That’s not what I’m getting at and you know it, stop trying to do some gotcha moment
GGs s! Good note to end on, Now, I gotta do laundry
>>567359743>This one specific thing offends me but the rest are fineIf you don't want people to call you out on shit stop sounding like an edgy teenager. In case you haven't noticed everything survived in some form or another. While Orca has nice clean copies of everything in its databases. It all made it to the cephs every single last thing
>>567360819>made it to the cephsIt's not as if those database are being used for anything. They're still rotting underground.
12.000 years from now this bear right here will attempt to take over the world.
How do I figure out if I'm genuinely ngmiI worry my problem is just generally not being good at video games (reaction time, mechanics etc) and it's really discouraging and depressing
>>567362452There are 8 splatillion people on this planet and only a handful can be the best. It's hard to not beat yourself up over the losses but try to find the fun in it. Playing with /ink/ers can help ease the mental burden.
yebweyy supremacy
>>567363428>no hime cut for Satsuki woomyOh well.
>>567362741I don't expect to be the best, I just want to not be the worst lolI'm a little tired of being the lowest MMR in every lobby, being unable to do anything other than AFKing or feeding not able to hit a single shot somehowI don't even really get it because I managed to do inner agent 3 without breaking armor yet I'm stuck in "I didn't even know x power went that low" territory
>>567364454you have to experience ego death to become good at video games
maybe i should stop ventposting it's probably annoying, sorry
>>567365151Sometimes it's best to not bottle up those frustrations, lest you start resenting the game and make things even worse for you.
>>567360819funny enough the squids largely wound up believing a fax machine is a divine messenger>>567363559Ryuko veemo is also not even a woomyshameful really
>>567365151what are you struggling with
>>567365151It's understandable when you want to be better. We all do but we all have limits. You could try a different weapon in anarchy instead of x to see if it clicks with you.
>>567363263Top 500 arc when?
I have lost 200-300 power in every mode in the last 48 hours...
>>567374408when joey switches to deco
>>567377932Bro take a breather.
>>567377932Post a replay
what a week
>>567377932i listen to kpop while playing
>>567378173Meme special.
>>567397921just as meme as rain, but with a sub that lets it secure its splats
>>567398504>angle shooter>securing splatsif you're a charger main, sure
>>567400404the worst feeling with blob is hearing 3 ticks of damage and the enemy staying alivemarker lets you instantly add a fourth without waiting for blobs' travel time, at any rangeunlike most guns, the reticle on blob matches marker's exactly, so it's easy to aim too
>>567399454I'll play for the last 20 mins.
>>567402434opening
>>567404315GGs I guess.
>>567404350Again with the passive aggressive post
You suck
1king fish?
>>567407409Big Man's pp
>>567388574Captain, it’s Monday
what is the best track of all of splatoon
ggs, i guess, not really, it could’ve been ggs if you played better
>>567407827unconscience
>>567407827https://youtu.be/hm6brY5kvpA
>>567407827Turquoise October - Tentacular Circus
>>567407918sorry im trying my best!!!!!
>>567407918"ggs except for the times we got fucked over by matchmaking"
>>567408048he said best, not worst>>567407827underwater neon and c0ld st0rage
>>567408950shit taste
>>567409080last thing i want to hear in my cool cephalopod game is some halfu bitch wailing in my ear
>>567407827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gvu3_un__Qno other Splatoon song hits this hardthere's also something really beautiful and bittersweet about the minor key and stripped down feel of Inkoming! that hits the nostalgia like nothing elsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyZd9wbLuZ4if Wet Floor returns for Splatoon 4 i can die happy
>>567409464racist
I really don't get the wet floor hypeOther than endolphin surge they're one of the most middling bands in the series
I don't care much for this series' music.
>>567409643and that's not even the worst part of the song because the instrumental backing her dying fish gasps is somehow even worse
>>567410213do you have any good takes? any at all?
>>567407827octo expansion made me care for the calamari inkantation a lot, the way it uses it to represent not so much inkling culture but the longing for it, a sense of nostalgia for somewhere you've never beeni put on the inkantation at night hoping i wake up there one dayin terms of best track in general idk, i'm stuck between clickbait and hide&sleek. c-side best band btw2ouv3n1r gets an honorable mention, it reminds me of #8 regret
>>567410027they have the most genuine punk energy of any band in the series >>567410202incomprehensible taste to be completely desu with you
>>567410520C-Side does it better
>>567410662C-Side is great but they merely do it harder
>>567410454fun fact- regret is a remix of cuttlefish's theme
>>567410520>incomprehensible taste to be completely desu with youIt's alright, not something I'd listen to outside of gameplay. It's a step above listening to videogame music, but I'm not going to pretend I'll ever put Aquasonic on a playlist.
>>567410334yes, this oneunconscience is the single worst piece of music to come out of splatoon as a series, and i challenge you to find a worse one
anyways, here it is.
>>567411314I love spending 30 minutes trying to decipher unreadable images.
>>567411187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMekx7KS6wA
>>567411314deep cut at the top, as always.
>>567411474This is the song that always plays when it's pb time.
>>567411314>correctly places H2Whoa - Aquasonic and SashiMori - Amalgamania in A-tier>incorrectly places Wet Floor - Endolphin Surge in B-tier and any Wet Floor song except for Don't Slip in D-tier
>>567411474it's goofy but it's got some drive to it at least
>>567411474sounds incredibly mid without the reverb of the lobby gym
>>567411931i don't like wet floor's music, sorry.
>>567411474maturity is realizing this track is good, actually
they need to extend Alterna Citizen Program M-?? ~ mY dEAR
>>567411187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK0tNt-Lzxg
>>567411187nasty majesty
I wish you could get the darker foyer theme back in side order after clearing it, Σntrance Archon is so much more atmospheric than Platonic Solid
>>567411187Shiver's part in the OtH collab
>>567411187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj3vV74lMW8Only exists because "what if they swore haha" which isn't even original
>>567413495abysmal taste
>>567413489you don't like shivergasm?
>>567413639It should be reserved for Frye only because she fucks it up otherwise
>>567413495It never sounded like swearing.
>>567413906bleep!
>>567414136it's not a censor beep you retard
>>567414136It was during a instrumental solo.
sometimes you just press the bleep button on accident during recording and leave it in yk
>>567415103there are two beeps that follow immediately after it, it's part of the instrumental
>>567414631>not randomly shouting "FUCK" in the middle of a soloyou're not punk enough for splatoon
Wondering
hard grizzco shift ngl
>>567415679Maybe their laws are extremely strict like any mention of splatting gets that label.
i could be playing raiders right now
i could be buying a shiver plush right now but i'm too self conscious
i could be frying my frye plush right now but i'm not that hungry
>raiders is still 9.5 weeks away
>>567423692wrong
>>567424152>nine weeks, three daysno, that's correct.
begone, politicsfag
>>567426769kill yourself, hypocrite
>>567426769>filing false reports
>>567426769A-downdownAArightA
>>567359739Isn’t it just one and whoever is in control the platform will move left or right?
>>567426769basedI reported a pride post yesterday.
I don't spend a second in the plaza, I just head straight to the lobby.
>>567428130Like everyone else.
>>567428130I like to look at plaza posts but a lot of them are AYB posts recently.
at least once a day i walk through the plaza and Fresh! every post that's fun, pro-LGBTQ+, or anti-fascistand i don't report anyone, not even the christfags, because even though i'm a transbian i'm not a fucking faggot
>>567429324you know what, good for you, squid.also anyone else find it weird for joey to be so against gays yet be gay himself
>>567411314>not a single squid sister song in bangerI don't know why you people post stuff like this and expect to be taken seriously or at the least expect anyone to appreciate such god awful taste
>>567426769>Game saved!what is it saving
I don’t care what the post says. If you play as a Woomy or Veemo you get a Y from me.
i just don't want to see posts in a language i can understandwoomies and veemos don't speak a language i do so they shouldn't have scrawlings above them in such languages
>>567431089You have to imagine everything is translated even the plaza posts.
>>567431089but you're a squid nowwhy wouldn't you be able to understand your friends
>>567431648racist
>>567431648you're not required to like anyone, but hating and not being indifferent at best at someone for having a trait you also have reeks of deep insecurities, which i assume quite a few /ink/ers here havealso>racism
Joey shows his true colors….have fun in my block list :)
>>567431089then go to to the jp plaza
>>567431089nah, funny miiverse posts are so ingrained into splat's soul that they built them directly into the game when it diedthe issue is that most posts nowadays are not funny because zoomers are not funny
>>567430834if it's any compensation this list was made before RCI and Blushing Tide, which would both go in Banger tier.
1king fish at rot?
>>567433457fsh yes
>>567433457Yes please
>>567433457Joining if there's still room.
>>567433601>>567433694>>567435745woompening
>>567435824oops i forgot time, is there still room
>>567436539opening
I'll brb while we wait for the 4th anon.
>>567436657booting up the game, will join in a sec
>>567438287That dot on her teeth always bothered me.
>>567426769why is it always the veemos
>>567438796because of your bias, stop forcing this meme
GGs, quick kill.
ggs I blinked and the tuna was already dead waw
GGs, smooth shifts!
ggs fshs
>>567440630uggos
>low pad battery pop up as soon as I leave GrizzcoFunny when things work out like that.
>>567440870The real uggo is out of frame.
>>567441392no woomveem is an uggo
>>567441392I think the woomy is cute, CUTE
>>567426869preaching anti-white hate and supporting terrorists seems pretty violent to me
Raiders will be the Bloodborne of the Switch 2.
>>567443225>le anti-whitego back /pol/tard
>>567443347"black lives matter more than others" is anti-white, yes
>>567443463no ones saying that though, stop making things up to be mad at.
>>567443225>anti-white hateSomeone who is american explain this post.
>>567443592well you see uhhh woomy
>>567443531>>567443592The entire BLM movement is anti-white. If you say "all lives matter" they screech and cry and bitch at you. They say "black lives matter" but what they really mean is "black lives matter more".They don't want equality, they want special preferential treatment because of their race.
>>567443736go back /pol/tard
>>567443736whilst i'm not personally agreeing with their actions, don't you think it's a bit dumb to go to a group advocating for stuff like reforms because they think there's injustice involved regarding their ethnicity, say "uhm actually" and then expect people to be okay with that, when it completely ignores their messaging in the first place?not that i expect any level headed reasoning here because how much people are at each others throats nowadayscan't wait for splatoon raiders desu
>>567443736Whether its splatoon game balance or something about the world armchairfag continues to prove he knows nothing about anything.
Veemo hate is just a smokescreen to distract us from the real enemy of /ink/: yebweyys.
>>567439490veemos are the single largest group in the plaza and have the worst good to bad posts ratio i'm going to update this chart every day. weyys are probably skewed due to small sample size.
anon.....
Why are yebweyy faggots so insufferable?Nono, Joey, Ballin...I'm nooticing.
>>567446926What plaza region?
>>567447234NA, obviously
>>567444140>don't you think it's a bit dumb to go to a group advocating for stuff like reforms because they think there's injustice involved regarding their ethnicity, say "uhm actually" and then expect people to be okay with that, when it completely ignores their messaging in the first place?A fucking video game isn't the place to peddle their bullshit and that's all their is to it.
>>567447657moving the goalpost here but ok man
>>567443225>>567443463>>567443736>>567447657racists don't be absolute fucking retards every single time challenge (impossible)
>>567447129>smoochable>smoochable>VERY smoochablesounds like a skill issue on your end, nonnypoo
i just have to know what this would be like
>>567451741Heaven
>>567452140only if it's yuri
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>>567448876>racistsNice bad faith retardation there buddy
>>567454939ok retard
of course, useless faggot mods refuse to delete any off-topic spam. joey and whoever replied to his political horseshit need to be lined up and shot. i don't care what "side" you're on, keep that shit out of here and maintain discussion strictly about splatoon.
