Previous: >>566957472>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Bitch
I love all the Symbolis
No one CARES.No one ASKED.Shut the FUCK up.Do a MANT run.
waheyI had a bread ready but was on cooldown.... Paama is more than welcome
>>566980709Even the silly one?
Suzuka love!Love for Suzuka!
>>566980445I tried watching Gintama once and stopped halfway into the first episode because it wasn't interesting to me unfortunately.>>566980607I watched that one a while ago so I don't quite remember which character she'd be.
I love Taiki and Taiki's Taikis
>>566980957she was Sasha I think
>the first anime that come to mind for /uma/ are gintama and snkgrim
>>566980770WAHEYYYY
Been having absolutely dogshit ace runs (this CM, not the next one, I am not fucking ready for this shit) past few days and I’ve been thinking: is there a single part of this game that is actually “fun”?
>>566980770She really grew on me after her career, now I can't stop thinking about how much I want to bang her and Helios, 3some style
>>566981051i just mentioned the most popular show she was in
>>566980641
https://files.catbox.moe/51cy4r.jpg
>>566981063Once you stop caring about minmax and just have fun with the slot machine
>>566981178Inaccurate, Helios would be caged while Ruby gets her back blown out by K.S Miracle's dick
I didn't ask
>>566981178me on the left
>>566981341fat fuck
>>566981352Cute Still
>>566981178me on the right
It's Digitan's birthday today. Say something nice about her!
>>566981038I completely forgot about that character. I guess I HAVE watched an anime with Yu Kobayashi in it though. Kinda crazy how many pieces of media you can find one person in.
>>566980998nigger if a MANT run takes you longer than 45 minutes that's a you problem
>>566981058This ztard owes me sex
>>566981513If she were real I'd oshi her until I'm her male oshi and then we'd oshi mate and have many oshi children and we'd oshi oyakodon until our genepool is a flat line
>>566980981we love our barbie girl herealso why is Taiki Shuttle associated with deadly hugs? I mean i played her career, i know she loves to give hugs, but where is it said those are deadly?
>>566981562WTF they take me longer than 45 minutes...
Party Dash and its DLC are 70% off on Steam right now, maybe /uma/ can play it together?
Dober is growing on me latelyhttps://files.catbox.moe/g3s6hk.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/gc2fgb.jpg
>>566981513I like how she's incapable of behaving like a normal person
>>566981725I only got it on switch
I feel bad doing winning lives with Palmer. The mogging is too brutal to the backup dancers.
>>566981815uooooohhhh umanko
>>566981815I want to grow in Dober...
sanest JP player:
>>566982167CHIYO
>>566982040you mean to tell me i've been playing an idolmaster game this whole time?
>>566982372Everything is Idolm@ster
>>566981815Do people get turned on by women having their pussy shaved? I swear I keep seeing this trope pop up when I'm not looking for it at all, I just don't get it honestly
>>566982372a lot of idol series share the same seiyuuprecure, im@s, LL, uma, proseka
>>566982372Always has been.>>566982040Missing Kiseki and, may God forgive me for utterintg this name, Riamu.
>>566980446I am doing Palmer's career for the first time and I had no idea she has such low self-esteem. It's cute.
>>566982509Shaving your partner is really intimate
>>566982509yeah it's more the couple-energy of itlike my gf gets really flustered when we shower together and I help her shave but it's adorable.
>>566982509I prefer women with bare pussies, not with their pussies shaved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFs2r4UrRYkit really is remarkable how simple it is for developers to just....like what they're adapting when they adapt it, and care for it because of itself. I thought of this because a well-known director is adapting a famous western work and plainly doesn't respect it much, and the difference between that and this silly little horse girl game is palpable. If you had told me a year ago I'd be watching Ebayan run the Saudi Cup with baited breath (and then howl in victory when he won) because of pic related I simply wouldn't have believed you
>>566982040>akebono VA plays the giant girl in bothfunny>she's 5'1 irlcute
>>566982372producer-san is the grandfather of trainer, sensei, doctor, commander, whatever your favorite gacha calls its main character
triple front is too risky2 Front + backup Late to fight/deny Dober/Ryan ult is safer
>>566980446
>>566982704She and Marvelous Sunday got typecast to hell but the rest are all sorts of baffling when you think about it.
>>566982727.........based jii-san
>>566982662like this?https://files.catbox.moe/22rblc.jpg
I know the answer is probably wit, but should I care about maxing power instead? I should just go with wit right? It's for CM14
>>566982509The bliss you feel when doing mundane things with a significant other is incomparableSex will satisfy you for a few dozen minutes but you'll never forget the time you did her nails and painted weird shit on her face, or she cut your hair and did silly things with the scissors and ruined your hair but it was alrightImagining yourself reaching the level of trust of shaving each other's pubes is hot in itself
>>566982924>no bushnot my cafe
>>566982948yes witdelicious skill points too
>>566982794I don't follow your reasoning
>>566982948>14 skill points vs 3
Powerful torque on my dick
I want to shave my umawife's umanko while craddling her in my arms
NIPPON BANSAI
>>566982967>The bliss you feel when doing mundane things with a significant other is incomparablethat's exactly the feeling I had reading a slice of life romance manga with a married couple. They took a bath together, but it wasn't a jav-fueled slamfest, they didn't have sex at all even, they just cleaned each other and relaxed in the tub. Pure simple intimate trust. Never seen anything like it.
I don't know why but for the life of me I can't hit double 1200 on speed and power for Sky in career. Speed sure, I usually get there long before finals, but power is usually around 900-something despite having 2 power supports in my deck.
>>566982040
>>566983274Is one of those Marv Sunday?
>>566983216I enjoyed Sweat and Soap
>>566983172I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SHEKELS TO PULL HER BLANCO FORMA, AND I'M POORNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>566983370Gyaru are whores, do not expect them to be faithful
>>566983216>>566983394We need a tag especialized for this kind of romcoms because goddammit it's hard to find this kind of manga
>>566983407I thought that one was a freebie?
>>566983352Yes her and Nishino Flower because this retarded scenario relies on RB to get those gucci stats from racing. The thing is, with this same deck I can get double 1200 with Bobo just fine, it's Seiun I can't make it happen.
>>566983172what about blue and black?
>>566983593But it's white and gold, what are you looking at?
>>566983593>>566983724BRAIN-STORM
>>566983572Bobo has a 10% speed and 10% power scalingSeiun has neitherYou can only afford at most one dead training slot on umas without premium scalings
>>566983292>Nishino Flowerthat looks worse than Ryan holy shit
>>566983572Bobo has 10% power growth, that really fucking helps. But the rng on Marv is unreal, she and Nishino will need to be glued to power training during summers to get 1200 power.
I WANNA RUN AWAYNEVER SAY GOODBYEI WANNA KNOW THE TRUTHINSTEAD OF WONDERING WHYI WANNA KNOW THE ANSWER NO MORE LIES
>ANSWER
>>566983567Kitasan's white alt? Coming later this year? Definitely not a freebie. definitely an upgrade to OG, though, so frontfags will probably want it
>>566983567that's supreme racist Spe bro
>>566983724Im talking about the inverse. If red and white energize, then what does blue and black do? Drain you? Turn you into something big?
>>566983949The one from Guilty Gear?
VBobo stays good even with the pink skill update, right? I won't be wasting my skill point books by using them on her because of later updates bricking her, right?
Any tips for making perfect loop videos that don't require extreme autism?
>>566984375Focused Helios looks so cute
>>566984185She still has a place in some tracks until today in jp, she's just not the strongest in any of themThe fact that she's still better ranked than other newer units and the current menaces that are SMaru and XOguri aren't speaks volumes of how safe of an investment she is if that's your angle
>>566984185I mean she stays good longer than XOguri if that's what you're asking. That's an uma that instantly loses her top-tier status when pink skills are added and suddenly tons of umas can keep up with her. Valentine Bourbon benefits from pink skills a little at least.That being said, don't worry too much about skill books, they're mainly there so you have to rely on skill hint rng less, they're only a "waste" if you use them on umas that start garbage and stay garbage.
Good night friends!!
>>566984185The evo skill update isnt what fucks her, it's her wit card giving gold groundwork (which she obviously cant use)She makes a resurgence as an ace in LoH though since you want to spam fronts in that mode, so yeah she's a pretty safe investment. The fall off wont be until after Ramonu comes out so you have almost 2 scenarios of value if you give her hints
How is this card not more popular
CM16 is such a dry fucking CM there are hardly any skills to even buy
>>566984375>"It's clear from your vacant expression / the lights are not all on upstairs"
>>566984650I do not want to increase the number of runs I have to do per ace by a factor of 5 for a, maybe, 5% increase in performance
what does this say about my taste in women
Tokyo 160029170480I had another bit planned but IT happened to me again : (
When all you gotta keep is strongMove along, move along like I know ya doAnd even when your hope is goneMove along, move along just to make it throughMove alongMove along
>>566984816Your taste is based on what's popular so you're an npc
>>566984816you are secretly gay
>>566984816starter girl syndrome
>>566984185they tried killing her the SMaru way by releasing a powerful support for fronts but it didn't affect her at all, she only stopped being the most used after monster like Kita blanco, Valentine's Fujin, or summer Suzuka were released. she still had her spot from GL to until 3rd anniversary but wasn't the best.
>>566984816Boooooooooooooooooooooooooring
>>566984816
>>566984816You probably have a small fetish
>>566983370Her little yelps throughout her career are too cute
>>566985028Is it weird if I want this to be my life
>>566984816you seem to really like troublesome women
Cryptic bunny suit posting
Kino...
who have the fastest "fail" career for the daily quest? I just want to grab my gims and log out
>>566985194better than dying alone ig
>>566985028This is some scary shit.
Anons I have 175 points left so... would you pick:pace chaser corners double circle (already have 1)shifting gearsproductive planleft handed double circleleft handed single + shred step
>>566985343Literally everyone with MANTBlazer. Just don't do any races.
>>566985391The fourth option by far
>>566985403Still Wife?
>>566985494I mean fifth FUARK I can't count I'M SORRY I'm an IDIOTShrewd step + single left would be best...
>>566985028I wonder how many trainers ended up as DV victims
>>566984816I only like popular characters: the postSurprised other redditmas like Gentil or Still isn't on that list
I'm almost at the mythical 300 stat click.
>>566985451Daily quest required 1 race win. but I guess MANT is
Go away nobody invited you
why is sky high teio step a bad inherit? the conditions for a pace dont seem that bad, for CM 14 at leastovertaking while being 3rd or 2nd, in the final corner?
>>566985690Most of us
>>566982509men get turned on by anything, even if it's not about womenUgh, disgusting.
>>566985779Debut Race
>>566985760what's a redditma and how do you know which umas are on that list?
>>566985761Is guts training even good? I checked the past CM and for tier A nobody used guts training for hteir aces
>>566985860Shave Dobah
4 days. You know you want to pull for her.
>>566985654its fine anon I am still in the selection screen, thank you, may I ask what makes shred step any good for that mile CM? I always heard shred step sucked
>>566983274>>566983572Use power sparks with Sky, she gets plenty of speed.
it's shrewd step.
>>566985962oh i'm pulling alright
>>566985860*slaps her butt after she turns away*
>>566985962Nooo...
>>566986007this is NTR
>>566985332https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFs2r4UrRYkpure fucking kino SIX MORE MONTHS UNTIL WE CAN PULL HER I will have enough statues to instantly 3* the little gremlin
>>566985962no I don't
>>566986007This is Narita Top Road
First time I get her unique Epithet, didn't even know you needed 1200 guts
>>566985979It doesn't nowAt least from my experience It's kind of like a Pace Chaser Groundwork in that it helps you move past other pacers in the early race
>>566985957Yes
What do you mean 2 hours?!?! Isn't it still 2 weeks away????
>>566986084MEN
>>566986157I hope you know that spurt and eshadow don't do anything in Tokyo 2400, and that's just a TT workhorse
>>566983058It's 14 vs 8
>>566985983>0% speed growth uma>she gets plenty of speedwhat did anon mean by this?
>>566986091>>566986136Consider
>>566983057Because it is stupid. If you run triple front and are the only front player the whole lobby is shoved back fighting over 2 red shift slots and turning off a lot of skills in pace heavy lobbies and the best case is of there is a single other front player there are now 0 acceleration slots for backliners
>>566986007being the torena of both sisters must be tough
Palmer is the designated spanking target, she gets off to pain like that and would probably enjoy choking that slut
>>566985962>Wedding dresses are typically white to symbolize purity.>Curren's wedding dress is blackhmmm...
Tachy wife
>>566984697what calculator is this?
>>566986340Anyon, do you see the mile skills and mile S?That might be a big clue...
>>566986340retardbwo...
>>566986340negro that says Full of Vigor use some context clues
>>566986471Ok, what's the clue about then?
Palmer > Jordan > Shichi >>>>>> Literally indian shit > Helios
>>566981815I will now fap to dober
Bullying the STUPIDEST Mejiro!
>>566986607After the dahby CM, there might be another CM...I know it's a lot to take in...
>>566986157Mambro...
>>566986429that makes triple front sound like a better strategy, not a worse one, you silly. I'll experiment, I've got three shitty fronts and a mediocre Golshi, I'll see which composition gives me more wins, triple front or double front + backliner.
>>566986464https://daftuyda.moe/calculatori use it to calculate open leauge stats
>>566986557...They mistyped vigour?
>>566986162alright, thanks anon! I won't have time to grond for the next CM because life, so I hope this nishino flower can get me to some wins in the next CMnow time to get natie natie and king done
Looks like its gyaru hours again
hanshin juvenile fillies
>>566986739Mambwo...
ToT umanko...
>>566984838King Halo shows off her school spirit with a cool 1 1/4 lengths victorySankyu to the participant
chris hanshin here
>/uma/ pretending to like palmer now after everyone said they're skipping her
>>566982040>Love Anastasia>Tachyon is mehIt's a weird feeling.
>>566986980NYOOOO I MISSED IT
I want helios and palmer just for that team trials wei.
feeling hungry but if I eat I'll have to stop gooninguma for this feel?
>>566986980My Jordan got smacked. First mile A in 7 tries and she still needs work ;_;
>>566986916>>566986961May I interest you anons in some Jani?
>>566987282Taishin
>>566987081we always loved palmer here
>>566986451Whatever you're implying surely isn't true
Yae
>>566987091I have similar feelings for the Blue Archive student she voices (Kasumi). Odd how it works out that way.
I love getting 3* blue 3* pink style for a style I don't need
>>566987397i need Super Creek in my life so bad
CM in 2:30hrs
>>566987545Red Desire is so lucky
>>566987628KASUMI LOVE
Thoughts on boys?
>>566986386nobody bounces like this
>>566987397geisha outfit is so sexy
>>566987863cute when clingy
>>566986386many are bouncing like this
taiki bounces for me
I like bounchy Fuku
Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not the one who failed
CUTE.
>>566988225she's going to eat you
>>566986764That anon said "because it is stupid" not "because it is, stupid."Im pretty sure that anon was not the same anon you were initially replying to. He was calling "it" (as in the content of the initial post) stupid, not you. Although given the abrasive nature of this board and that anons bad poor sentence structure, I can understand how you'd be confused.
>>566988225Its your fault and she will gooble you up for it
>>566988225god she's fucking ugly
>>566987863We HATE Cheval Grand.
She is worth every carat.
Nah bro you dont get it Tazuna gives weird advice because she's from the 50's it has nothing to do with faulty coding
>>566988605that pubic mound
>>566988517made for kabedon and deep tongue kissing
>>566987863her name is a bit lazy
>>566987303ToT
>>566988517I wonder if she ever gets any interactions with 'meno. They both play similar roles in their families (keeping order), just Palmer has much less to do.
>>566988752Explains why her Chevals are so Grand
i bet tazuna smells exceptionally nice
>>566988658Tazuna-san is simply the Director's hard-working Assistant and her advice is merely there to help you think about what to do with your Trainee
>>566988605if you look at the history for Tokino Minoru it's actually absurd. Lived their entire life with a hairline fracture in the legs and still won 10 races in a row with 6-8 length leads
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/pMpaf_https://jiggie.fun/pMpaf_
>>566989006Of course she does, she uses Mane and Tail!
>>566989038well its not very hard when your racing against shitters. japanese racing only became decent when foreign horses were brought over and bred.
>>566980446I'm just gonna say it. I want to have sex with uma's.
>>566988517building Palmer's self-esteem by humiliating/teasing her about being a sex-craving perv in bed, telling her that she becomes super clingy when you pull out.
>>566989118It has to start somewhere anon
>>566988278>Im pretty sure that anon was not the same anon you were initially replying tokind of embarrassing how easy to figure out things are when you've done it. Yeah I'm sure you're right, what he meant was>because [that anon's reasoning which you said you couldn't follow] is stupid. Guess I'm going with my shitty Kitasan that doesn't even have capped speed (but she does have distance S, Groundwork, buncha midrace, and all the accels) instead of Gold Ship. Sorry, Gold Ship.
>>566986764Because that is what I was saying. I used to play 2 front and a backliner back in the early days but once I actually tried triple front the amount of lobby control you get is way more consistent in getting wins than having a random gambler on your team.
>>566989136so brave
Shinko Windy is just evil Biko
I owe you sex
Filly butts>>566989136How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Windy is just bottom heavy Zephyr
Biko Pegasus is just moralfag Shinko
>>566989223>deny all lates/ends Red ShiftSTOPPIT MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT
>>566986916
>>566989260that's my car and my hag
>>566989038Is the horse really huge or is the nip like 3'5?
https://poal.me/uh5jw0https://poal.me/uh5jw0https://poal.me/uh5jw0
You guys are fucking retarded I'm done with you
I do hope Palmer and Windy have some interactions given
Biko mentioned
>>566989457he's pretty big
>>566989475You're breaking up with us?
>>566989475n-no...
>>566989475don't say that...
>>566989475do a flip before ending it all
*coughs blood*Fast learner and mile S, but her stats suck...
>>566989749the fuck is that gook shit
Okay but where is my umawife
>>566989219>my shitty Kitasan that doesn't even have capped speed (but she does have distance S, Groundwork, buncha midrace, and all the accels)People talk about capping speed as if something magical happens when you hit 1200. 1199-1170 SPD is fine, you don't need to worry about it.
>>566989828Gookclick is unironically the best esport in the world
>>566989869Only for battlepass users
Let's all pledge to use Hishi Akebono for the next six Champions Meetings.
>>566989467Can she straighten it out instead?
>>566990063sure can you lend me one
>>566985860>see men porn>sex, sex, sex, cute, sex, non-sexual, sex>see women porn>mfw
>>566989475the only way you can leave us is if you roll a 7
>>566989475Not before I'm done with you *rapes you*
>>566990380
>>566989467>staminalets>they also think length mattersDate a 150cm woman and girth is what they really care about>>566985860*slaps your butt and yanks on your tail*
Another day where I cannot stop jerking off to hot uma lewds
Gold City feet in my mouthI'm not doing this again
>>566989012I will have platonic relations with my traineeThen have sex with and marry Tazuna-san
Luna isnt real
>>566990475>>566990789I started dating a 28 year old depressed and stressed OLHow do I turn her into my rudolfwife?
>>566990809holy zased
>>566990746>150cmthe women in my country average 170
>>566990809holy based
>>566986386Laurel and Laurelposters will bounce on me like that in 8 months
Yearning for the most clingiest Rudolf
>>566986386Your mom and I bounce like this
Jesus how am I still getting MANT events I haven't seen before
>>566989306>KitaposterNot just sex; but hand-holding, kissing, love confessions, and marriage.
>>566990809I have nothing but respect for the man who has tasted his trainee's post-race feet at every racecourse in Japan.
>>566991258you can see how many you have left to go in the archivei got spooked by one a few days ago
>>566991410I'm gonna die alone
>>566989946she's 1175, but I've been wondering that too. I'm sure 25-50 speed does -something-, just not sure how much. fucking Tosen Jordan and Suzuka SSR's refused to be on speed training ever, I normally don't have much problem nailing speed on a 20% uma with 2 speed/3-4 wit.
Two more hours.
cm13 status?
>>566991757I think at that point if you lose with that much speed and distance S, assuming speed is the issue, you would lose with capped speed regardless
>>566989749god the matches in 2017 were fucking amazing, watching Flash curbstomp everyone no matter the fuck what was exhilarating as hell
cm14 status?
>>566991813owari da
>>566991797The gayest thing posted in this general and they've posted literal dicks and gay porn
>>566990809that's an actual achievement? For every uma, I'm assuming?
>>566991924it feels like this
>>566990101>>566990475>>566990789>>566991026>>566991224>>566991410>>566991661>>566991881PLEASE STOP!keep going...
>>566992006Yes. It gives you a title you can display on your trainer card, son only do it for your favorites unless you're an autist
>>566991550We all are
>>566992006ye [uma] completionist title
>>566991924
Are we Emperor posting?
>>566991869you're probably right. In my Kitasan's case, it's because I'm relying on Focus and TTL to fire in order to get Groundworkk (have FRS), so when she loses the early race, that'll probably be why.
>>566991258I have 3 left
>>566991879the kino never stopped
>>566992295
>>566992357It's synchronized...
>>566992230This is a good post.
>>566992250NoWe are yearning
>>566992128>Suzuka is a G in dirt and E in LongFUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>566992478Literally not a problem
>>566992516>senseifuck off /bag/got translators
>>566992230why do some of these voices not sound like the right ones
>>566992379isn't it mostly newer players compared to 9 years ago? Thought Flash, Bisu, Jaedong, Snow, etc had all retired etc
>>566992441Maybe they didn't finish localizing all the events, so the last 3 aren't even reachable yet.
>>566992472Yearning for the best girl.
>>566992478You don't have to get them in a single career bro, just get the sparks you require as needed
>>566992598no one quits brood war
>>566992478you can clear longs with C, not sure dirt but i'm sure you can nuke a run and find someone with 9* dirt
>>566992620No they're only still working on the last two
>>566992635you ever say something that makes sense before you say and while you're saying it, and then afterwards realize it was completely retarded? yeah, that feeling.
>>566992250are you not clingy as Rudolf?
Should I use my borrows today to try and improve my weak CM13 ace or get a headstart on CM14?
>>566992703
Is super creek the perfect woman?
>>566992839Wait until you lose your first 5 matches before doing emergency remakes.
>>566992703Wan wan.
>>566992104Sex with Ticket
>>566992703>>566992884I shan't fall for Sirius propaganda
>>566992574>In English, the word "trainer" is used for both humans and other animals. In Japanese, trainers for humans are called "トレーナー (toreenaa)" or "先生 (sensei)", for other animals are called "調教師 (choukyoushi)". In Umamusume world, horses have a form of humanoid, so the word choukyoushi is not used for them.She's also using the word sensei in the original so it's okay.
>>56699247260 MORE DAYS UNTIL I MEET THE EMPERORHOLY SHIT I'M STOKED NOW
>>566992918Why are you assuming I’ll lose my first 5 matches?
>>566992478I completing Nishino's with F Dirt / E MedAny uma with A aptitude in Medium has an easy mode Completionist Title.
>>566992909yes unironically
>>566992909She does have a major flawShe will never be real
shortstack has TWO openings for any anons looking for a casual club, submit to the eldergod (giant titties) and applyapply with /uma/ or post here
>>566992776I've got a 7* Long front runner parent, those'll be a cinch, beating career Longs in B is easy if you've got the stam. Dirt is going to be the bigger problem. Fucking dirters.
i've never done Guts runs before, I can take this instead of Hopeless Stakes right?
>>566992909Yeah,
Someone posted the image from twitter I wanted to post already again
>>566980709Even the fraud?
>>566990350Most men never even felt arousal beyond generic "genital area heats up"There's a reason most guys are considered boring, they keep taste of a 15 year old their whole life
>>566992006
>>566993245hopeless is tied to 0 epithets, if you go with it over that training reconsider your trainership
>>566992909pretty much
>>566993016sorry I just get triggered when I see /bag/ trash invade other threads
>>566992478Gold City has F in sprint, just find a borrow with a lot of sparks, I ended doing most sprints with C aptitude and some with B when the inspo hit
>>566993234>Fucking dirters.
Third 3* style pink in a row awardwhy couldn't it have rolled mile
>>566992813Clingy? No. Cuddly? Yes.
>>566993305So that's why I like 15 yos hahaha jk guys... guys? amirite?... guys?
>>566993245>99% failureeither you have a stash of monster drinks or a charm, because if you don't you're about to have a very bad day
>>566993534Yes right in her succulent umanko
>>566993281
>>566993607daijoubu i got the successful 1% training i used a charm
>>566993617you mean umanus
>>566993337explode
I love Rice
>>566993617Do dirters like it in the umanko or the umanus?
>>566993538I hate it so much >"let's make this uma a PACE CHASER"said no one the fuck EVER YOU SONUVABITCH
>>566982616
>>566993742>saying explode to someone who got their achievement through hard work and not luckHow about you start to love your oshi like you're supposed to?
>>566993936nta but i'd also say explode not because the achievement but because i yearn to feel the commitment to something as deeply as that anon fuck being emotionally arrested
>>566994024Feel commitment to your danchouDo your fan runs
>>5669938107 and you lose to a mutated pace chaser
>>566993936Fine I'll show youI ain't no poser
>>5669942387 and you lose to a mutated late surger
Danchovy, just so know I am flatlining again today. Gooning , stroking it and moaning loudly to uma musume . absolutley cumming after pulverizing itThank you for your attention this matter
>>566994176Nah not worth it he's a bum
>>5669940244 to 5 careers and it's done. Just commit already
>my only 3*blue groundwork is a 3*power 2* turf unity mcqueen
>>566994357Nothing is worth it in this world, anonYou just do it because you can
>>566994507By that logic it's even better to not do it because it's even more worthless than doing anything irl
>>566994665Then go do something IRL
>>566992909>>566993281>>566993425I love her so much.
>>566993758Me too
>>566994986
>>566994986>>566995209AIEE STAY AWAY VILLAIN
>>566993038Why else would you be considering remaking?
This thread has too much depression. It needs more happy and horny.
>>566995334don't say that...
There is NOTHING wrong with turf sparks. Not 1 thing.
MAYA LOVE
>>566994986gayest shit i've ever seen
>>566995335Because it could be better
>>566995442I'm making a turf Pasa parent for a Gemini Falco (I don't have Sky)
>>566995363i will be happy and horny if taiki hugs me
>>566995632i creamed
>>566995632Anyone would be. She's amazing.
>>566995502? You might be projecting your gayness
i have 3 aces and i'm not ready for this cm, when will comfy days return
>>566995762my dick retracted
>>566995868When EoS (End of Suzuka) happens
>>566995839nice gayass nothing of a comeback faglord
>>566996006Why are you so angry?
>>566995868Face it, things will never be as comfy as they were in URA era.
Maid Journey.
1 hour...
>>566996109why are you so gay
>>566996237Meaning I won't be queueing for another 24 hours.
>>566995868i still remember when i made my most powerful Taiki Shuttle back in Unity Cup... she was so good...
>>566996108You could cook a burger on that grill
>>566995868I'm using ace + 2 debuffers, i had the highest winrate with that in CM rooms
tortellini for dinner
>>566994238>>566994238got cocky with your little miracle last night, didn't cha ya little SHIT NO 7S FOR YOU
>>566996210Cute Journey
>>566996364Taiki doesn't have much ab art. Or much art in general.
>>566994909she's perfect
>>566996789>#タイキシャトル(ウマ娘)>4,213Contentsthis is what you call not much?
>>566994038threesome is the only way
BOYSEX
>>566994038did the same jockey ride Rudolf and Shichi or something? I don't get her reaction here, I haven't read the manga (obviously) but I've seen this image posted here a lot
>>566996892I should rephrase, not much good art.
Hold on a minute. If I stopped caring about CMs, I could save time and stress, I'd never have to pull on meta Supports again and could spend all my Carots on oshi banners, and just do my dailies and comfymaxx forever.
>>566997126That isn't a rephrasing, it's a completely different statement, and it's still wrong.
>>566996841Nah fuck that "dying for a noble cause against all odds" bullshit. I only pick fights I know I can win. Dying is for chumps.
>>566997239nyes, thats what uma pullerGODS do
>>566997009When will these stupid japs regret their decisions and let soccer boy join
>>566997239please do NOT be in my club
>>566995759>As soon as training ends, she pulls you into a corner where no one can see >she shoves you against the wall and starts kissing you aggressively>she doesn’t stop and begins lifting you by the waist so your feet can’t touch the ground>you try to stop her because you notice other students watching>but she holds both your arms against the wallthis is your day-to-day life with Taiki
>>566997239It's what I do
>>566997459PLEASE
>>566996789Danbooru is really bad with tagging absSometimes you’ll find it under toned or toned_femaleSometimes you just have to dig through midriff or navelWe need a Tummy Renaissance on that website badly
>>566997240Then post some.
I'll take King Commendation practice. T-thanks.
>>566997638you know that booru tags are all user created rightif something doesn't have the tags you think it should have, you're supposed to fix it yourself
>>566997459AIEEEEEEEE YOU CANT DO THIS IM MARRIED AND HAVE 2 CHILDREN WAITING AT HOME YAMEROOOO TAZUNA AOI DIRECTOR YAAMETEEEEE
>>566997459>you try to stop hernope never
I better see Taiki aces in an hour :)
>>566997998This is all you'll be getting from me in an hour*unzips dick*
>>566997716i'd rather sexualize with her
>>566998086I see. You literally have nothing.
Average parent run
>>566997239danchou would be sad...
>>566997778As much as I would love to spend hours staring at nice tummies, it would really need to be a collective effort
>>566997716I was so happy when I was able to drop King SR from my decks and then I got this event randomly on the first run
>>566997962
>>566997459Genki and lewd. No better combo.
>my trainee showed up with another man
>my trainer showed up with a ningen
>>566998342Does anyone have this guy's lewds? I could have swore they were available somewhere, but Kemono is down and they were all discord links anyway and I can't find him on sadpanda.
Any schizo melty today?
>>566998587why would i have a guy's lewds?
>>566998653For masturbation?
guys...I don't think this is enough wit
>the CM plan I just filed with the agency lists nishino flower, mayano top gun, and sweepy here (not available), but only one of you. First one to win gets to stay on my team!
>>566998608I meltyed ur mom if u know what i mean
Any bingo bongo today?
>>566998164Yaeno Muteki breeding
CM team status?
Yaeno? Ya, no.
>>566994840It's what I'm doing, I literally don't understand what even is your point to begin with
>>566998974this is not google
>>566998842Bongo bongo bongo i dont wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no
sweep tosho please host the mile lobby
>>566999056Directah impregnation
>>566999056>>566999182i want to be the directors trainer
>>566994665>>566994840don't make me tap the sign
Style aptitude doesn't affect skill activations right, it's all decided by wit before the race starts?
>>566999061You're right, it's umagrok
I miss him
>>566999309Who?
>>566997239You could even quit the game and just peruse umareader whenever a new uma comes out
i miss xer
>>566999309Mambro...
>>566999384original Teioposter
I miss the toilet when I pee
Good evening, just 30 more minutes
I miss me
>wake up>CM in 30 minutesDANCHOUUU WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP I CAN'T MAKE MY ACE IN 30 MINUTES
I miss my mouth when I pee
>>566999491Good luck, stinky
I miss you
>>566999584You dont have to sign up for round 1 immediately you know. You've got 24h
missed me missed me now you gotta kiss me
which uma would be willing to choke me between her thighs
*chu*
>>566999713Goldship, but only if you dont care about surviving
>>5669996827 and you get 1/5 in the first round today
Yabber est digus murus prober?
>>566999659I do not want to marry Furawa
not marrying a slop uma
>>566999678But I'm not gay why would I do that
I missed
>>566999659Her parents would probably be happy if they heard about this too...
>>566999659No
>>566999968SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
This game sucks you all suck everything suckz
>>566999098*POOFs out of thin air*You ask and I deliverTOKYO1600MNHKMILE HAI97711831
>>566998801alright which one do i go withleft seems to win the most in the simulated end-heavy room (coincidentally the only one with daring strike)
>>566999682If you kiss me, mister, you must think I'm pretty
Remember not to queue immediately as the cm starts
>>566996345I remember making this Pasa back in Unity and feeling invincible
>>566999987
>>567000265Why does Urara look so sexy here
Pretty done with TB, wake me when GL starts.
>>567000326Urara is always sexy
>>567000332can I have your clocks anon
>>567000326Mares will get ya when you least expect it
>>567000367Why do you think he’s done with the scenario
didn't eat all day then had a big bowl of cheesy noodles and half a cake now I don't feel so good
Can someone pass me the code to the super KSB parent? I need to camp that dude for his borrow.
>>566999713Golshi, Donna, Sirius, Tachyon, Journey,
>>567000636fat fuck
>>566999713Daiwa
>>567000636no one asked
>>567000139Nyooo I missed it...
>>566999840>>567000719I was hoping for someone, you know, attractive.>>567000746Now that's more like it.
>>567000139Fuji Kiseki creates a brilliant miracle & claims victory on the Fuchu turf Sankyu to the participants
>ask for help>get zero repliesFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU i will NEVER help ANYONE here EVER AGAIN
>8 Nice Nature runs>no medium s>1 Tamamo Cross run>medium s on the first inspiration
>>567000841Fuck dotoniggers, incredibly rude posters
>>567000841what did you ask for baby? I'll help you as best as I can
I'll start making my aces, what is good for this cm?
>>567000841maybe make a more attractive uma your ace and I'll respond
>>567000974goldship + 2 dominators is probably the laziest "good" build you can do
>>567000757Just for you... 65564011
>>566998730
>>567000636yeah sure thing fatty
>>567000995You know that Oguri never actually stays fat, right? She goes from fatty to gray monster in a frame
Should I make Sei or El for my CM14 parent? I'd be borrowing the other.
>>567001030Sankyu!
>>567000812>Golshi, Donna, Sirius, Tachyon, Journey,>Not attractiveWhy are you a massive homosexual?
so... will next scenario be shorter? Or will always be 45 minutes from now on?
>>567001148Condor, there's a bunch of good Seiun Sky mile parents with Ignited Wit + Groundwork, but there are ZERO usable Els with the kitasan GP
which is better?
>>567001163Flash is so cute
>>567001186It'll be shorteralso bad, but shorter
>>567001186There is not a single scenario that is as long as MANT. There is not a single scenario that requires you to do more races than the URA Finale required races. There are some that require to do less races.
>>567001195why the fuck would you use victory cheer in cm14
>senior year early april>fine motion decides she had enough of stamina and power training and goes to wit>she finally reaches orange relationshipI hate this Irish cunt so fucking much
Haven't made any aces too busy applying to jobs and stuffmight just forfeit this one cant get gold star anyway
>>567000995yeah like a crane can lift them up lmao
>>567000812Oh you're one of those "I have shit taste and am proud of it" people.
>>567001030>>567001030>>567001030Bwos please join! 1 more torena!
>>567001348you lose if you work
I just got third in a mahjong match with 33k points I feel like that's a bad omen for what's about to happen in CM
>le quirk chungus holds up spork uma
>>567001348forfeit applying to job because it's even worse than playing this game
>>566998730Bro I don't know how people can level up like 4 stats at once, all my wits are at some level of +700, is it busted parents? Whale cards or a combination of both?
>>566999402Nyo, that's too much. I have to feel like my button pressing got my girl through her career.
>>567001519You need to sacrifice a lamb to make all your cards line up on key trainings during summer
Five minutes
>>567000812Shit taste
>>567001458Still hot, you faggot.
>>567001323you don't idiot, you just use the gp for the WHITE sparks
WHERE ARE THE WARM-UP ROOMS
>>567001204Right imo, less wit but much more power and more skills overall (besides take the chance). The only concern is low guts but cms and especially finals are all about gambling. More max potential is better. Both are pretty decent though.
>>567001648i don't wanna be warm
any sloptuber streaming today??
>>567001519Speed you get from the 2 speed cards in your deckPower from a mix of power sparks, clicking speed, and maybe bringing a power card if you need the skillwit from the 2-3 wit cards you bring with youand that's 3 stats at 1k+ ideally. Stam is leveled depending on the distance and guts is a meme
>>567001635oh you mean there's a good kita gp getting whored around? aight.
>>567001519going by that pic he only leveled 2 and got the other 2 from it
>>567001712Rednu got hacked on youtube yesterday night. Zelarinth is streaming too
>>567001648>warm-upthe CM is in 3 minutes...
>>567000167ANY INPUTSim going with leftactually why am i even asking daring strike is literally the """""most important""""" thing (sloptubers told me that)
>>567001648that's called round 1 bwo
>>567001030>too lateaieeeeeeeeeee
Good luck everyone!
Golshi haters will simply never win.
>>566999659But you're already so grown up, Flower... You're so mature for your age.
We're all queueing at reset, right?
>>567001843yeah without daring strike your end wont be able to push up as well, you really need it. A shame too because right would be really good if she had it
7 and we all get plats 0 and we all lose
>>567001954Absolutely
>>567001954I'm queueing when sweepy finishes her run.
7 and everyone here queue only tomorrow
>>567001691Thank you for your input
Time to gamble.
>>567001998yeah mr CB ghosted me twice on two med S runsleft was the most recent (this time creek ghosted me) and then i just dipped out
Rate my auto-select team
Shiraoki bless my matchmaking
>two UG slop alreadyDO NOT QUEUE UP DO NOT QUEUE UP DO NOT QUEUE UP DO NOT QUEUE UP DO NOT QUEUE UP DO NOT QUEUE UP DO NOT QUEUE UP DO NOT QUEUE UP DO NOT QUEUE UP
>>567002097Nah
it's so over
>>567002232YOU DIDN'T PUT THEM IN THE CORRECT ORDER
The S ranks are gone..
>rate my auto-select metafag buhi teamEat a dick
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE NEWCUTIES WENT INTO OPEN LEAGUE
>567002174SOULLESS THE TEAM
>>567002293winning ticket is on top because this is the DAHHHBY, ergo, its wnb today
>>567002293You're supposed to read right to left
>>567002302open league....home
I'm queuing with my triple front meta buhi lineup
LEGGO 5 LOSSES RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBBYYYYYYYYYY
>>567002402i didnt pick it the game did
FIRST PODIUM
>>567001927What about Golshi lovers?
Why are there so many FRONT RUNNERSAlso FUCK YOU
>>567002464nobody asked you
yosh iku-AAACKKKKKKKKKKK
broseveryone is bringing debuffers and dominators
Goldshi game
>>567002558All my rooms have been ends, Ryan has proc'd pump 1 time out of 5
I HATE FRONTSLOP I HATE FRONTSLOP
>>567002636Cute U149 team, I am making one for Gemini
>>567002105You're most welcome. Good luck with cms, I always like to see kawakummy win. Also you could run left as your ace for round 1-2, then switch to right for finals for max gambling. Though even with 1200 wit you can still whiff plenty of skills, it has happened to me before.
>>567002564you do not play teh game
seals are still about
>>567002464This but 3 ends
Beautiful.
>>567002534Based RiceGOD
>Pass Maru on the final corner>Proc no late race accels>Still winUmamusume is American game
>>567002548Always winning.
A+ open league is not as free as B open league it seems
>p-p-powerlet, a lot of uphill this time so you really want 1.1k+ for backliner!!!>powerlets will get their rude awakening this time!>ummm... next time for sure in the rainy CM!>u-uh this time for sure in this wet CM!>u-u-uhhhh this t-time for sure in this mountainous CM...!!!>p-p-powerlets will l-l-l-learn for sure in the next CM...
>>567002826There is less soul here than a Ubisoft board meeting
>>567002750mommy
Love you Dia
I don't like this CM
Happy Birthday Digitan!Digitan LOVE!
Don't worry I am entering with my S+ umas>>567003009Yaeno Muteki breeding
Newcutie.... go play open league bwo....
>>567003087RETARDBWO open league is A+ and below......
i believe i need to sub in new umas
WEENIE HUT JR. CHADS
>>567003087This is what an actual f2p deck looks like btw
DAAAAAAHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYWhen Ayabe isn’t getting fucked by bad moods back to back, she puts in work
ALERTALERTALERTUG1s DETECTEDALERTALERTALERT
Okay I got a podium, back to training CM14 aces
I was a fool to rely on BofA. It either procs out the gate or at the finish line.
>>567003141I obviously know that but the guy obviously cant compete in the big leagues RETARD....
Hey, nigger>procs radiant star at the start of late-raceBye nigger>wins
She's an End Closer, so it counts as Sovl
>>567003326
Just lost a race because my late pushed up too far and didnt hit MPB because she got 3rd on the final corner right behind my fronts....
>no jobbers in graded league
>>567003413Mejiro rEyean...
Fun times
>>567001030Kisekis masterful performance continuesSankyu to the participants
See you tomorrow EUchads, now it's time to rest, do not waste your tries.
>>567003439imagine her leglocking you and whispering in your ear "ufufufufu" as you madly thrust in her trying not to cum too quickly
when i get my hands on chiyoposter
She did it. Tickezo got me to group A all on her own...
Very nice picture here
>>567002860Oh right, I forgot I bought angling on her because I was afraid of pace promote.
i won one, im alright....
>>567003571I qualified and going to sleep now
random mood lets you beat UG
>>567003580I'm gonna get my hands and dick on YOU
I always get nervous when an opponent is running my oshi, I always feel I need to beat them
my oshi is a fucking moron
mayano pits gun
>>567003413>eye is still obviously from one side of the race rather than symmetrical
Good start
>>567003596USING TICKEZO IN THE DAAAHHHBBYYYY IS SO SOULFULUWAAAAAAAHHHHHH GOOD LUCK WINNING TICKET
>>567003721
>>567003694Same
*ahem*FUCK FRONT RUNNERS
nice metagame, globalbabs
>no ult>won anywayI think this is my first time making an uma that can pdm break
Newfriend..
Somehow still a sealclubbing fest despite the Open League expansion
>>567003721Very nice fellow Ayabe user. I wish you luck in round 2
>>567003814this is why wit is a meme statyou're just gonna whiff the 3% proc because you suckinvest all those wit taps in the important stats: SPEED and POWER and when the time comes to roll your skills? Just be lucky. It's that easy ladies and gentlemen.
>>567003938Most soulful yet, gratz
Once again practice lobbies are the polar opposite of the real deal. My worst ace has gotten the most wins and my best ace has hard jobbed every match. Why even join them.
Nobody cares about your CM results.
Man for an alleged frontslop cm my late surger sure is carrying meI was one of the ones ringing the frontslop bell but I guess I once again overvalued room compositions. I wonder how different round 2 will look
>>567003792YES AND SHE DID IT FOR ME AND THE DAAAHBBBBBBYYYYYYY
*coughs blood*I qualified on my last ticket...
>>567004026That's why you don't only do 5 practice lobbies anon
>>567003938I might have gone up against you. I recall racing a digitan, an Tachyone, and a yaeno. Those might have been different matches though.
>>567004027I care.
>>567004027I care about yours. Post 'em.
>>567004003Thank you, good luck to you
>>567004027t. 0/20 loser
GOD look at how flat she is
>>567004176I want to cum in her spats and have her race in em
i hope this game EOS's soon
Not too bad. Lots of backliners this time but atleast it's not Oguri Cup bad.
>>567004176Uh that isn't very flat? There are visibly jutting mounds
Cute
>>567003979Thanks bwo, you tooThe competition is fierce this time, but we are still making it work
post. them.
>>567004118GGs, best of luck to you
>>567004026Mainly for ego when you beat someone with a full MLB SSR deck (not including the borrow)
yeah fuck this im queuing in dead hours i don't want to get fucked by whales
>>567004368>>567003276
>still seeing A+ umaswhy didn't anyone tell the cuties they're allowed in the weenie hut jr cup now...
>>567004368>Gold ShipYou didn't win.
If you use Goldship you have no soul
lane movement changes are crazygolshi wouldve just stayed brocked if this was original taurus
>>567004434lol
I love Tamamo Cross
>both redmaru beating bourbon during midracethe fuck
Whoever said that Daring Strike is bad on Golshi deserves to die a painful death
AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE ITS ONLY DAY 1
>lobby full of Lates and Ends>Digi becomes the lucky Pace>pulls a Secretariat and gains a massive lead over the pack>wins 5L ahead
If you play with *any umamusume* and win you have no soul
TEIO!!!
There we go.
>>567004690What the fuck
Faggot from /uma/hjong bricked my 20/20 streak aieeee
do CM days get reset at daily or at banner time
>>567004368love cm
>>567004773banner time
>>567004489>posting Obuhi while saying this
>>567002945
oh nyo someone entered the wrong league...
>>567004819>solo front+double domyou really only have yourself to blame
>>567004826alright nice, 5 more borrows
Despite the few podiums, this is a hard CM as expected
>>567004690DEIO STEDDUUU :DDDD
BAD MOOD
Fuck those XOguri's in particular
>>567005046>>567005046>>567005046
>>567005056>>567005083Bang up job once again
>>567004921i dont care anymore, dead game
>>567003721nobody cares retard you will try about finals anyway
>Late race starts>Gold Ship already in secondSomethings never change
>>567005056>>567005083retards
>>567005056>>567005083bravo retards this never happened when NTRfag baked
>>567005056>>567005083I’m surrounded by retards
>>567005223kill yourself V you are not liked
>>567005223kys
