Previous: >>566932543>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
mambo
>>566957472Kitawife!
>>566957497:^)the game won't be saved by a scenario change, it's up to the community to stop being so gay and retarded which means it's going to die. Thank the grifters and tourists for that one
I shall put my DHABY dream onto you Tickezo...
All of you last thread
Digitan LOVE
wahey
I am so burnt out on yurimusume. One of the worst aspects of lesbians is the way they latch onto and hollow out genuine artistry so they can burrow in and eat it from the inside like some insect parasite, destroying what was good and true and leaving nothing but a worthless disgusting dead husk.
>>566957625>Hard Worker
*coughs blood*My mile S...My daring strike...
>>566957681succubus
>>566957706So what's your long term goal?
>>566957719anon asked about same gen as Rudolf thoGallop Dyna is from the same gen as C.B. and Ace
>>566957472yayy kita-chan!!
>>566957681fucking hag mare, needs breeding correction
>>566957852yay YIPPIE
>>566957967I would eat this thing
>>566957759Tickezo is a hard worker and deserves some recognition for that! She always tries her best and stuff...
>>566958018
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>566958092I missed these posts
>>566958018mambo will be the final club to lock the door when /uma/ is over
I finally made my Tachyon, but she’s so understammed that if she doesn’t hit U=Ma, she explodes and drags all the End Closers back with her right before she hits DominatorIt is very funny
>>566958018This was never meant to happen...
I just checked an estimated schedule and Shinko Windy and Helios release that close to each other? What the FUCK? So I have to save at least 60K carats by November...
>>566958018>I sweepy more than you
>>566957921boop beep
Kita is NOT for gay ERP, she's an harem protagonist too naive to catch any indirect flirting, while also loving her trainer very much in a childhood friend kind of way
Last Thread
>>566958261where's the gay ERP
>>566958212whats the appeal of the biting gremlin
>>566958272>okaydickI'm on TV!
>>566958336under your foreskin
>>566958249
>>566958336you can't see it but you can sense it
>>566958361Attention-seeking brat with wide hips
>>566958393translate it weeb
>>566958361Very easy births
>>566958018>discord mambo is also beating discord umanko in the leaderboardpottery
>>566958272>speed umaSHE'S HERE.
Dunt fuck the gremlin
>>566958336where’s the chiyoposter when you need him
>>566958478Can't say that's a personality that appeals to me but I'll just believe you two >>566958536 on the provocative pelvis
>>566958272>cards game
>>566958574MY FUARKIBG HERO OGURI CAP!
>>566958018Who's next mambros
>>566958361I just like brunettes with short/shoulder-length hair. Purple eyes are nice too. Plus she's stupid and chuuni, which can be cute.
>>566958759Dacchis
>>566958801this is me, not even kidding. except I don't gain weight
BILLIONS MUST EI EI MUN!
>>566923073
>>566958526Cooking, cakes, tea, giftsIt seems everything arrived safely in the room.Let's celebrate properly when we get back
>>566958759Mambo will climb to Number 1 only to fall apart under mysterious circumstances
never doing recreation ever again
What if umapyoi
>>566958924Always funny reading these takes as a book-only guy because in the novels Triss is very much just one of many short flings who has 0 chance of being the main girl (despite trying her best at times to change that). Guess the games really let you explore that route a lot more.
>>566958018The next S club in the making
Kissies?
>>566958018good job mambros>t. umanko
>>566959080
>>566958018When will they take action against botters
>>566957681unprotected nakadashi on a dangerous day while kissing
>>566957497>>566957624Game slowly heals during LArc
>>566959306Mambo would be S rank if they banned botters
>>566959169I will never forgive Cygames for making Ardan gay
Super Creek (Hag)
>>566959115oh, for sure. I read all the books and game Triss =/= book Triss. But after being fed up with Yen's bullshit in White Orchard/Velen, getting to Novigrad and meeting a bombshell redhead with big breasts who's earnestly in love with (You) was like a breath of fresh air. Hooked, lined, sunked.
>>566959389I thought GM was fine too? Or is it not good enough to make up for the MANT/GL crimes?Or is the A&G controversy enough to make everyone hate the entire scenario
>>566959479>irl hag>irl shotacon>hot as fuckunbelievably based jap hag
>>566959518GM is just a slight improvement over GL in terms of game mechanic but people hated the 3 goddess jewry when that card should've been paired with that ugly hag Ramonu
>>566959628I will never forgive Cygames for making Ardan gay
>>566959479She's the only reason I'm still bisexual
Mejewro
S-S-S-S-STRAWBERRY DAIFUKU
>>566959775I don't get it
>>566959676>ugly hagagree to disagree but either way an improvement is an improvement, even if only slight.
no one likes chimpo windy, she's the most forgotten uma in the entire cast>no roommate >doesn't appear in live events>no song>doesn't appear in story eventsyou are not special for liking an ugly dirt dog
>>566959628This one
>>566959775What's with Suzuka and the carrot pose thing
>>566959735why are you here?
>>566959889DIG HERE WINDY
>>566959889Leave it to your minion!
>>566959925Fun game and cast, music too.
>>566959894Cutie
>slop
>>566959676dont shay that...
>>566960002Awful slop.
>>566959894I will never forgive Cygames for making Ardan gay
he is still seething over a ballroom event that has not even launched on global yet
>>566960036why does a sprint uma need all that
>>566960016I will never forgive Cygames for making Ardan gay
>>566959895she needs to charge all the energy to match up with Fuku and Spe
>>566958018>I keep abandoning my runs if I don't get distance SSorry Mambros. MANT takes too fucking long even if I only have to finish Senior Year
>>566960070>>566960202Machine?
>>566960138>condomDaiwa would never
Is Taurus just cursed for me? I had a 50-run dry spell with Red Maru parents (wanted decent blues, groundwork, distance pinks), and have 3 "aces" that might get me to B finals if I'm lucky. Very demoralizing. So I said Fuck it and did some Summer Hag/VBobo runs for Gemini, and holy fuck got 2 good aces in 2 runs. Plenty of stam, 900+ power, and capped wit with shitton of midrace. Now I just gotta figure out who my third ace will be, whether Seiun Sky, Suzuka, or a pacer - Curren and Ardan would be my choices. Nothing makes you want to play more like getting a good run, holy damn shit you guys.
>>566959889>>no roommateSmartest Windy hater
kek
>>566960305Royce my beloved...
>>566960249danchud will get my 1 daily run and he will be happyM*NT doesnt deserve more than that
>>566959628why is she mad? I don't get it>inb4 retard
>>566960396health chakra is my favorite, unless it's junior, then charming.
>>566960404Steam Sweaty
>>566960459retard
>>566960036who is this uma that keeps getting posted hereit's all tits with her
>>566960404Why is my Journey looking at me like that
>>566960305Mari bros...
>>566960305she didn't have one for 4 years and when she got one it's a canopus shitter, tragic
>>566960404journey sexo
>>566960459torena-san...
>>566960459
>>566960459donkan otoko
>>566960459Umas can't tuck their hair behind their ears like a ningen
>>566960459__________retard__________
>>566960459I didn’t get it either but I’m still calling you a retard
host rooms, both is fine
>>566960762artist went for the horse anatomy kekjust post aisloppa
>>566960016Now I want to celebrate pocky day with Ardan
>>566960825teiobro....
>>566960825don't play that it's someone's cock
>umas don't have ears brohow do their glasses don't fall off then
>>566960526Yamanin Zephyrshe likes windfirst appearance : Nishino story
>>566960825that's very gay of you saving dicks videos, anon
>>566960914Unironically tape
>>566960894>don't play that>it's someone's cockgetting mixed messages here
>>566960914With an elastic strip, duh!
>>566960459Anon ready to collapse into a black hole
>>566960914You know too much. I'm telling Tazuna.
>>566960914They're like goggles they just hide in their hair
>>566960907 cute umamusumechanz and the ugly nigger TM Ugg O
>>566960874Same
>>566960825bwo??????????????
>>566961091doto would say this
>>566960914Stop asking questions
i find it funny when horses stick their tongue out
>>566960459GODDAMNITI take it back, I am a retardfuck this and fuck you guys too, for laughing at me
You're bringing DERBY winners this CM, right?
why are lates so powerful latelyI thought ends would've the problem
>>566960565>sovlful roommate from the best team in umamusume history instead of some overhyped fraudI see this as a W
>>566961396Yes, that was my one requirement this CM to have all Derby winners.
>>566960665>>566961004I will never forgive Cygames for making Ardan gay
>>566961396yeah
>>566961295Smoooooching Chrono
>>566961410we gamba
>>566961475fillies....
>>566961410you've been going up against weak ends then
reminder that sweepy is scarlet's senior
>>566961410sometimes you winsometines you loset. late gambler
>>566961295
people really just post their cock here now?
>>566961396sure
>>566961639Only if its white
>>566959728>>566960070>>566959396>>566960202>>566961467I don't know whether it's some yuritroon that gets buttblasted by people self-inserting or some retard trying to stir up shit but in the end it doesn't matter. You're not living your life correctly. Does behaving this way really make you happy?
>>566960665>>566961004I will always love Cygames for making Ardan straight
>>566961410Late/Ends enjoyers are the only chads in this game
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
wtf
>>566961806>You're not living your life correctly.
I have a permanent CONNECTING on my screen what do I do
>>566961820Tachyon run, I'll hold her back
>>566961869
POST TAURUS WARM UP ROOMS
>>566961896retard
>>566961715no saar it not bbc
>>566961820
>>566961890
>>566961896Just fucking connect, retard.
>>566961945>>566962023you should be nicer to me
>>566961634I think you need to prepare so you can gamble early
>>566958272Uhh how do I get Fuku MANT sex power sparks?
>>566961997
>>566962107That’s the secret fourth chain of Fuku SSR
>>566962085Have you tried restarting your game
HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY
>>566962205explode
>>566961896go back to the title screenhappens to me when the day changes and I'm mid career
i love tokai teio
>>566958018>just realized Uma & Co is supposed to be read as Umanko
>>566961806>Does behaving this way really make you happy?No, but behaving differently wouldn't make me any happier either.
>>566962205saar don't redeem her what if you roll for her in 6 months think of the 150 stars you're spending on the unlock
>>566962205NO DON'TTHINK ABOUT THE STAR PIECES IF YOU GET SPOOKED
>>566962175Tacuteyon
>>566962156
Stego sexy.
>>566962339
Danchou you are getting 2 (two) seiun sky parent runs today and not more.
>>566962205>wasting 150 shards
>>566962246when will they make Teio usable at all
Bue love!
>>566960305Sex and Royce
>>566962276You need a MANT run
fuck faggots griefing rooms with 1 uma kill yourself
>requests dirt shoes
I just noticed one of my aces doesn't have Red Shift
>>566962742What the fuck is her problem
>>566962823>griefing
>>566962823what wrong gwoooooo i only have one uma built and i wanna test it gwoooooo
>>566962823of course it's one of these taishin faggots, disgusting filth.
what is buena vista's personality besides being a childhood friend
>>566962958you have enough time for over 7 ace runs
>>566963021>doxxing
>>566963021patriot
where is the WITgod video for CM14I need to be told what to do
>>566963021>not even from an /uma/ club bwo...................
>>566963021based
>>566963032feminist antinatalist lesbian
>10 practice rooms >8/10 won by Ayabe >2/10 won at second and fifth respectively I’m beginning to believe
>>566963164>>>>>>>>>>>practice
>joining an /uma/ club
>>566963021>Narita Taishin Fan ClubBASED.
flattie sex imminent
>you gotta gutsmaxxxx for cm14 GWOOOO!!!>gutsmaxxes>275 stam by classic year endnigga...
>>566963340switch from ura to mant
>>566963265Public, practice Same thing
>>566963128SMaru and VBourbon slop just like every MANT CM
Are you having fun, torena-san?
ATTENTION EVERYONEI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROADTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>566963021HOLY SHIT STOP DOXXING EACH OTHER
>>566963021>default commentosoroshii
did a mald multi>>566963486thanks for coming
>>566957681Now that I think about since she's a hag. She's already been fucked plenty of twice
>>566963128Why doesn't Seriru just sell his cum on his discord? I am sure /uma/ would make him a millionaire overnight.
>>566961396THE COOLEST
>>566963428>"just skip smaru and vb bro they suck and are overrated"
Gimlet now breaks fences with precision, as he can do it with right in the middle
>>566963340cm14 is a glorified sprint bwo
>>566963636>Dont worry bro the ONLY advantage Vbobo has is innate groundwork. She cant even use her own card for taking the lead! What a brick!
>>566961396>Admire Vega >Symboli Rudolf (Ace) >Winning Ticket Oh yeah, only dahby winners here
>>566963652UMAZING
>>566963406nigga look at this shit
>>566963128I could tell you what to do, but you have to beg
>>566963862>retard piggy
>>566963865sorry I'm not gay
>>566963862Bro why are you retarded
>>566963920but bwo bwo bwo its relatable beo
>>566963652Thinking they put different colored wood on purpose to bait Gimlet to kick it
>>566963925But you are
>>566961396I'm bringing Teio. That's good enough
>>566963636>>566963737>"skip xogurih var borbo and ess maru">"ohhhhhh whats what rittre traine cournt win chan mee? pay me 50 dorra an hour for discord coaching" Video games were ruined by those treating them as their job.
>>5669634282 fronts and a pace it isdo the fronts only have Angling as an accel or do they want something else
>>566964067el condor pasa unique works too
>>566963428I will beat both of them with Falco
>>566963865
>>566964049>goes on a meltdown over XOguri being branded the meta
>>566963428>ryan enabled track>lates that low when you can combo FF+OYLhmmmmm
>>566963920>>566963947ZERO CONSTRUCTIVE FEEDBACKKYS (keep yourself safe)
>>566964118fuark, I don't have any pasas from MANT
>>566964209piggy doesn't know how to playLMAOOOOOO
you should make a Taurus room
>>566964014Those are replacements in case he breaks the fence because he does it so often.>>566964178everyone knew xoguri is gonna be ultra meta, I don't know why the there is a fuss
>>566964134AAAAIIEIEEEEEE
>>566964208cheerleader Kingu made pump irrelevant in sprint and mile tracks
>>566964249better get to running her
>>566964014anon wtf are you talking about, every time they replace a board it is going to be new and not the rainworn grey you see the others. neigha just broke the new one because it was in his breaking spotplease go outside and look at wood and think about what you posted
>>566964259that wasn't me
>>566963764No Special Week...?
whats 25 + 42
Are you bringing a front or late/end team for Taurus?
>>566964317No one really knew why he went on a meltdown when Seriru pushed and almost begged everyone to pull for XOguri. Must be because he was afraid of the competition getting stronger and harder. Funny enough, he did lose to one.
>>566963021lmao
>>566964209They don’t know what’s wrong either, they just see shiny cards and buhi5 bucks says they can’t name what golds those cards give
>>566964539double front + latemy 2 main styles of course
Just realized I'm as old as Tanino Gimlet...
>>566964461
>do a unity run>it only takes like 20-30 mins topit's so good bwo
>>566964276this
>>566964486nice
>>566964642now do a ura run, shit is comfy as fuckjust don't tell danchou
>>5669645392 lates 1 pace
piggers can buy good cards but they can't buy a brain
>>566963862replace a speed card for a guts card bwo
>>5669645391 front 2 end>b-but it's not optimal!!don't care
>>5669645392 lates + 1 EndFull gamble
Forgetting to buy the shard from goldshi mode shop really bricked my account
>>566963862>15 pow/spd growth>2 guts card, one of which is SHITyou only do 2 guts on an actual guts growth uma
>>566965017sirius is good albeit
>>5669645392 late 1 end babyyyyyy
>>566965098not on a low guts setup I don't think
>can't win february stakes with C mile D dirt even with 1000 speed and 700 powerwhat the fuck man
>>566965098
What is this body type called?
>get the best score I ever got in team trials>still in demotion range
easiest umas to manipulate into sex:Daitaku HeliosMihono BourbonRice ShowerMayano Top Gun (doesn't even count desu)
>>566965017isn't pow growth and spd growth optimal for gutsmaxxing (okay maybe not maxxing more like 901 guts) since you rather want 1.2k speed and 1.2k power rather than 1.2k gutstbhdesu the end goal for me is 901 guts 1.2k guts seems overkill
>>566965264you're supposed to run both together
>>566965323yes but with THREE guts cards
>>566965264This is the argument people use to convince themselves that FineMo is the best wit card
>>566964049is that kylo ren
>>566965286tits too big
>>566965286Sex
>>566965264b-b-but if i use urara people will look at my 6 SSR deck and call me a buhi...
Any CM14 rooms?
3 derby rooms join one715996514373741227657938
>>566963862I think the other anons have mentioned it already but you need more guts in your guts deck. How do you expect to guts maxx if you only have 2 cards? The game literally gives guts cards for free every now and then.
>>566965614Can we have a mile one anon?
>>566965614>joined a front heavy roomOH NOES
>>566965803Do you think my race ready horses grow out of trees?
>>566965286Boring
>>566965985faggot
>>566965614YOSHwarm-up for tau-*GETS FUCKING DESTROYED*ACCCKKKKKKKKK
>>566966020simply unluckywe will destroy round 1 and 2surely
Room doko
I still don't get how is my Mayacchi jobbing so much
>>566965382>>566965723im just aiming for 901 guts so i thought 3 was overkill and i don't have ayabe...i'll try 3 guts next
>>566966201Cute!
>>566966201not cute
>>566963428>nishino higher rated than Taiki
i have a thing of ground beef and Idk what to do with it but i need to eat meat this tofu shit aint working out
>>566966335RapeSex
>>566963428>bro Smaru is totally dead broooooWhy did you guys lie?
>>566966379Im not raping a packet of beef
>>566965614Resultshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=yaVlixs7yRlyd3lctD8VITYWhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ouuTh6wD4yihIAlmvk2MlZyuhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=3oKfm6FCCElNCmVv-VNjuRtH
can you guys post less I'm in bed and won't be able to bake
>>566966335I always default to a ghetto gyudon made with mirin, onions sauce, onion & garlic and rice
>>566966335Spaghetti bolognese
RED SHIFT FOR BACKLINERS WAS A FUCKING GASLIGHT I'D RATHER HAVE PUMP WHAT THE FUUUCK 6TH ON THE CORNER EVERY TIME>zlo if ur le 6th by then u not gonna le win gwoITS CALLED GAMBLIIIIIIIINGGGGGG
>>566966423She dies after Summer Maru card comes outIt hasn't come out yet.
USELESS SACK OF SHIT RUNI GOT TONS OF GOLD HAMMERS BUT NO NTR AND KITASAN GOLD SKILLS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM SO CLOSE TO UNINSTALLING
>>566966702bwo... your SSR deck????
>>566966563me on the left
>>566966594just like how kita sucks because she can't run her card?
>>566966709
We need a new term for spending 50min torturing yourself in mant only to end with 1* guts 1* style in a parent run
>>566963862>hmmm should I use NTR for a 5% increase in Speed and Power with FCM or should I gutsmaxx for a 2.5% increase in Speed?>Gutsmaxxing it is!
>>566966702please do, no one will miss you.
>>566966594>Bobo has to suffer not being able to 3 different meta cardsWhy did they do her this dirty?
>>566966709Anon...
>>566966571>>566966709>anon discovers filters
>>566966819I didn't know that was a meme word...
What are your opinions on the Frenzied debuff skills in Sprint/Mile races? Are they useful for screwing positioning or just a dead skill?
>>566958018This is the power of having a GOOD TIME
>>566966872FCM costs like 200+ sp at the least while gutsmaxxing is freeit's like comparing med S and ghetto med S with greens
>>566966709blud's new!
>>566966872*duels you*
>>566966810That's what I've heard. It's such a good card that not being able to run it knocks her out of front meta
>>566966979Your fast learner + 60RB + hammers bwo?
>>566966553didn't know Fine has a higher prediction win rate>maru explodedthat explains the kita overtake
>>566966993I'm actually unc I just started using this site again when I became unemployed
That is really söy of you
>dahby cm in a few hours >dahby in a couple weeks
>>566967120uncblud cant into filter!
>>566966872>>>>>5%oh no no no he does not KNOW he dust knot knoll...
>>566967107that still doesn't change anythingthe skillpoints going into FCM can just go into a bunch of while velocity if you want
>>566967184I saw you fail to soundpost a couple days ago...
>>566967117>>maru explodedJust like when she nuked my dirt CM's finals
>>566967086>>566966979There are good speed cards aside from KitasanThere are no front specific speed cards on par with SMaru for a long ass time. Look at the hints and gold skill she gives
Umawife
STOP FUCKING POSTING HELIOS
kingu? love
>>566967117I really need to find a way to make my Teio duel faster and longer
START POSTING HELIOS FUCKING
torena-san
>>566966335just make oklahoma smash burgers it's the simplest thing but so so so good, all you need is onions beef buns and cheese
>>566967171but what if I dont want her to let go.....
>>566967476Spe-chan!
>>566967407https://files.catbox.moe/qjxeyz.jpg
>>566966590Retard. You get both shift + ryan/dober unique
>>566967259Wasn't me!>>566967337>t.
>>566967485I didn't know shoyu was such a big thing down in oklahoma
>>566967516uhh
>>566967552TELL ME WHY NOT RYAN + DOBER HUH
>>566967595>he doesn't know the japan to sooner pipeline
>>566967516>brokennande...?
>>566967516This is such a masterpiece. It's like I understand everything now
ummmmmm this is le backline focused CM da :))) ummm build le midgames to redshit gwooo!!! uuhhh doesn't matter that redshit is 5th place and below uuhh backliners can hit it too zlo!!! JUST build tons of midrace!!! like uhhh straights... corners... uuhh straights uuhh corners uuhh yea these are the skills you usually get for the past 12 CMs but TRUST ME HRO this time it will be DIFFERENT!!! :)))) ummmmmmm uuuhhhhhh what do mean just run frontliners to hit <5 instead uhhh ummm OH le long final splurt straight kwochacho! yea uhhh backliners can le catch upjro! oh uh fronts naaah don't worry about le fronts uwo just run backliners :)))) le oshi cm qlo just run the backliner you like :))) yea fronts are le dead this cm uuuhhh BACKLINER GWOIJE!!!!!!!!
>profile picture>when you meet irl
>>5669679317 and I rape you
>no. 1 fave>450 speed>400 power>wasted all my clocks just to get a chance at the epithetrng kun..... nande?
>>566967476Spechan wife!
>>566967967holy>>566957565
>>566967931>>566967967THE RAPED
>>566967967>>566967931 (the raped)
dont forget to do your legend races
>>566967931When everyone is a backline suddenly you're a front runner....
pump > redditshift
>>566967967
>>566967476SpeCHUD
>>566967931bwo that is my pasta....
>>566967931Lube up teio bro because I’m going to manhandle those love handles
room doko
>>566968146You may find this hard to believe, but I actually invented that meme.
bue bue bue bue buebuebeubuebuebeubeubeubeuebuena vista desu
>>566967931dober will be useful this time and not a total meme like usual ;) trvst me ;)
Happy Birthday Digitan!Digitan LOVE!
>>566967749The real play is to have ryan + dober parents and gamble redshift from maru as gparent
>>566967931But a backliner won the first room>>566966553
>>566957706Keep posting, we love you.
>job to Vodka in juvenile fillies>give up>don't get most umas to orange by summer 1>give up>didn't get mile spark in classic inspiration>give upOops sorry danchou, I'm out of TP
>>566968545>>job to Vodka in juvenile fillies>>give upretard
>>566968545Refill.
>>566968545>>don't get most umas to orange by summer 1>>give upretard
>>566968545>>job to Vodka in juvenile fillies>>give upgenius
Why is she like that?
Shoot me >>>>>>>>>no medium S
>>566968545>>don't get most umas to orange by summer 1>>give upgenius
>>566968545bwo your refills?
>CM test room>Run 3 lates>They are 1st, 2nd, and 5th early-mid raceBros what the fuck are we getting into?
hmm
>>566968762why is it so foggy
>>566968545based mambwo
>>566968762Imminent impregnation (triplets)
Is there a mant epithet & race page were I can quickly add and remove races to check if I'm losing a lot of stats by not racing. For example when the training is just goodish, but not amazing.
>>566968697>yoinks your med s
>>566968696because she is my umawife, simple as
>>566968697UGlue
I'll just believe that live rooms will be front starved just like the last CMsthen maybe my backline will be able to score
>>566968762my pov(im maya, her roommate)
>>566968696Infertility
>>566968928only thing this website is good forhttps://uma.guide/agenda-planner/
Why aren't you hosting rooms, anon
7 and I get super lucky 7 next run
hoooooooooooooost
>>566969125why aren't YOU
>>566969081I don't see much fronts in rooms though
>>566969239Because I don't want to
this is my mom
>>566968762Teio wife!
>>566969414teiobro....
>>566969285blud joined the "I love backliners" lobby
Couldn't you have shown up like 3 turns earlier?
>>566968928https://race.daftuyda.moe/
>>566969414I want to fuck your mom. I want to give you a new sibling. I want to motorboat your mother’s feminine womb bulge. I want to suckle upon her fat fucking teats. Please anon you have to let me meet her
>i will host pubs until i win!>...>30 minutes later
>>566969630We go for Winning Chakra
>>566967476Whew, I'm safe. Special Chud would NEVER rape her trainer.
>>566969751POST THEM HERE YOU WILL WIN
>>566969285The trainer yearns to gamble
>>566969112I love this donkey.
Is it true that Risky Business / Nothing Ventured is actually a really good skill other than not being on good cards?
People will say that 600 stamina for Gemini 2 is a gaslight
600 stamina for Gemini 2 is a gaslight
>>566970341No...
>>566969753I did, didn't help because they refused to stack on the correct trainings so I couldn't get a rainbow before dreams use>sub 700 skill points before debutThis run's done.
NYOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HOST THE ROOM
Several Mejiros
*stabs your balls*https://poal.me/uh5jw0https://poal.me/uh5jw0https://poal.me/uh5jw0
I was gonna host a roombut then I got high
>>566970643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
https://streamable.com/9apd89Anything can happenSuzuka would be proud
>>566970608Anybody choosing to lengthen or widen their penis is fucking retarded. Unless you have a micro penis, a regular sized cock is fine.Everybody should be picking stamina. Refractory period and resting time is lame.
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE NOOO I MEANT THE OTHER OPTION
>>566970948I got a pencil dick with okay lengthgirth would be greatI got no issue with stamina and hardness sounds uncomfortable
>It's another Golshi run with no Medium spark and sub 600 SPD/PWR stats by the end of the classic year>Ok, so it's another fan run. Cool>She procs Medium in her second inspiration and Kitasan/NTR decided to finally show up together
>>566970948stamina can be acquired, physical specs are set by birth. I do agree with the sentiment that average is perfectly fine though. As long as you arent sub 4 or pencil you can get the job done
>>566970948I picked output tho
>Medium spark procs twice
ugh...
>>566971076the only speed threshold thats truly hopeless is sub-600 by the start of senior yeareverything above that is fine
Any cuties around right now?
12past runs with 12medium sparks (4 on main parents) and 3mile sparks:>1 medium s on a run with zero completed ssr chains>4 mile sDistance spark is the gayest trash mechanic
>>566971173>I want to deal with cleaning cum and pregnancy issues
>>5669718178 children with Kingu
>>566971076>medium S run>going smooth>finish run with good stats>picking skills>no curvature and daring strike
Which uma has the worst semen breath?
MEN... and their penises...
>>566972276>>566972290
>>566972276windy
I need an uma wife that would sit in the cuck chair and want me to fuck other umas.
https://jiggie.fun/pMpaf_https://jiggie.fun/pMpaf_
you only need goldship to win most CM. It's the laziest option.
You fuckers told me she would job yet she won despite the late start and lack of skills. Now what? My quick dailies are ruined....
>>566971469Yeah, you.
>lost to Mejiro Teamkino
>>566972354You know you could have just run anyone in MANT and not race at all entire junior year. Same thing.
>>566972330>chairfalco
>>566972354>mcqueen trying her hardest to make her trainer proud >wins the g1 >finally can have him acknowledge her!>he gets pissed that the contract hasn’t been broken yet
>>566972330you should look into digitan
Surely one day...
>>566970948Most of us are never going to have sex anyway, so I choose length for the ego boost
I need an uma wife that would orgasm just from sucking cock
You all want Uma wives but what Uma wants /uma/ husbands?
>>566972798your dick touches the water when you sit on the toilet
>>566972904Gold City
>>566972825me if I was an uma
>>566972936Sex with Finemo posters
>>566972904Considering Fuji likes old men, it's just an individual taste thing.
Man I love Koishi day.
>>566972904desu
>>566972904Gold City, Falco, Curren, Air Groove, and Gentildonna.
>>566972904teio likes fat ojii
>>566972946That’s something you can humble brag about>ugh my dick is so long that it keeps touching the water when I go to the toilet>having a long hog has its cons too guys!
>>566972330falcobro...
>>566972904as long as you have more than 33% plat rate umas would love you
>>566973208>>566972501Kill yourself Curren WHORE.
>>566972904Agnes Digital and Transcend.
Kitasan's unique looks pretty good for Taurus 2.0, I'll see if I can do a last-minute training, have a bad summer hag, a bad VBourbon, and a bad Golshi. Might as well do a bad Kitasan for variety. God this CM has sucked. Is it just me or have other anons had absolute shit luck doing the standard parent runs --> ace runs? I STILL don't have a good Red Maru medium groundwork parent. Or even any good groundwork Maru parent. Luv me my hag wife but this is really trying my patience.
>>566973234
>>566973336My bro...
>>566973234I am disgusting but I have six plats. Uma for this?
I keep getting more followers but they aren't borrowing my uma or my card...
>>566973234>12 CM's run>1 platinum (Aries)yup, it's over
Nishino Flower looking up to a much taller uma will never not be cute.
>>566973336Transcend would probably be a bro to an /uma/ torena, but nothing more
>>566973336There's nothing wrong with your bro giving you brojobs, it doesn't mean there's love.
I have trash borrow parent from August with meaningless pinks and no whites, but somehow I still get 100cp every day
>>566973815my unity cup operao is still doing borrows just because it has 8 mile
>>566973303
>>566973742>Taiki, Grass Wonder, and Pasa all come from Kentucky>Taiki is the only "american" girl of the 3
>>566973775mmm yeamy bro knows exactly how I like my frenulum to be handledI also know the exact part of her vaginal canal that makes her lose it...
>>566973336>kayfabe whoresAre you sure?
>>566973303HOEH
>>566973775Not even a bro with benefits?
>building grass as a parent>40 mins of constant boner
I regret skipping digitancunny so muchI regret rolling curren when I could have gotten falco and digitan, especially when that whore spooked me into 5 star
>>566974169Cunny has lost all meaning, it seems.
>>566973968wdym? grassu is a bonafide japanese woman. a yamato nadeshiko. the emobident of eastern femininity
>>566974127>open game>fap to Taiki>close gameGreat game.
>>566974024Nope. Benefits implies that it would mutually benefit you both
>>566974127what about Grass Wonder gives you a boner?
>>566974285was this grass made for ants
>>566974285>grass wonder for ants
>>566973968Pasa is like the definition of a stereotypical white girl of mexican descent in the US who feels the need to proclaim she's more latino culturally than she actually is, even though the whites in actual mexico are a super-insulated culture of political/economic elites (see: Guillermo Del Toro's family) that don't really have much in common with the rest of the culture outside of being Catholics. I'm honestly surprised at how well Cygames nailed it.
>>566974169>>566974209
>>566974285>2kbThis is Nishino Furawa
what is this expression conveying?
>>566973742>taiki PLOWED that little whorehot
>>566974285>the grass wonderland that ants tell tales of to their grankids
>running career for an ace>lose the japanese derby to winning ticket
>>566974447Too bad Biko is not popular enough...
OK FINE STOPPIT YOU ASSHOLES HERE I FOUND IT AGAIN AND SAVED IT PROPERLY THIS TIME
>>566974570
digitan would WANT to be a cunny THO
Goddammit if my second summer wasn't so ass I could've made it to 8k for once. If I had a better stamina card that also would've helped.
how the fuck is chiyono o lolicon bait
>>566974401isnt her papa a luchador THO
Starting to enjoy the smell of my own cum
>>566974127I unironically have this issue with Pasa and her huge Pasas that she thrusts in your face constantly
>>566974647would be hotter if grass was turned around and her feet were dangling in the air a few inches
>>566974285idk her blowjob face probably
>>566974447>helios???
>>566974127this but dober
>>566974447what the fuck is chiyo and helios doing therebijin tooand arguably inari and rob
>>566974737Tell me more.
>>566974127this but furashu
>>566974884Sensei??
release the bodytype files
I'm not a pedophile, I'm an hebephile. Which uma is for me?
>>566974782Helios is prime gen alpha porn material. You would see vids of her on /gif/ tiktok threads before they got bannedyou wouldnt get it
>>566975074ramonu
>>566975074chiyono
>>566974447>Helios is true pedophile nirvana>Helios>pic related is pedophile nirvanayou are a liar and you are trying to gaslight me into an adult woman fetish, I see RIGHT THROUGH YOUYOU MOTHER FUCKER
>>566974872Just cum in your underwear and sniff it while reading or watching something. Gonna watch sheep detectives this time
>>566975074mayano top hebe
>>566975074Define hebe
>>566974734Nta but there's been lots of famous white luchadors, but yes she's mostly just trying to live up to her father's legacy.Funny thing is, is she didn't go into racing and became a wrestler, due to her natural strength advantages as an uma she'd be one of the greatest wrestlers who ever lived. It would be like that episode of Outlaw Star where Ctarl-Ctarl were banned from wrestling because one transformed in a fight into their tiger form and mauled people, so Aisha had to enter in disguise.
Reminder that all umas are of age and lolifags have to cope with midget umas or retarded umas
>>566975126she's like a borderline millennial zoomer who tries too hard to be hip so she's got the act but her vocabulary is ever so slightly outdated>t. true first gen zoomer
>>566975229Hebe = JCMayano is probably the easiest example. McQueen too
>>566975276???
>>566975126Trve...
What were they thinking?
>>566975329As a mid-80s millenial, I think zillenials are the only group that truly deserve to be bullied as they were born in the exact wrong time to get to experience the positives of either generation.
>>566975417who is she shooting
>>566975456>Nishino Flower is the age of a JSsure......a JS RAPIST, that is
>>566975440>McQueen toohow the fuck is McQueen hebe / jc coded what the fuck
did they NEED to make her an elementary schooler
>>566975539yeah ..like the data centers
>>566975440I thought McQueen was just really petite and small for her age like Taishin.
>>566975708yeahim they
>>566975509gaze. on. her.
>>566975509
>>566975752mcqueen looks small but then you look inside and she's a skinny fat blob of an uma
>>566975752mcqueen is skinny but is middle of the pack height wise
>>566958920snifffff
>>566975843why would you wear long gloves while swimming
did you know?little girls smell bad
>>566975843moist kingu...
>slopew
>>566975695I was thinking purely of body type, not personality. Hers clashes with being a JC-type a bit, I will grant. Basically a just-hit-puberty girl = JC = hebe; contrasted to someone of mature curves, like Ardan
There's a BNW anime?
>>566975781Ojisan is unbelievably based
>>566976310dude there are elderly women with flat chests
>>566975456>made up dialogueTry harder
>>566976547??????
>>566976392>see this>literally in a seuin career right now
>>566976547you didn't even run her career
Will solo front runners ever be viable in the future or they are forever cucked into having to run double front for spot struggle?
>>566976612in the game the age of a uma is hinted, but never this direct.
dating the director
>>566976392I once actually saw an Itasha on the road in my city, I don't know what level of confidence and/or lack of awareness it requires to drive one.>inb4 what character was itMarine from Hololive
She's such a...>Air Groove gives her a board game as a birthday present>Rulership asks what it's about>Air Groove mentions you need to be manipulative>Rulership acts smug and confident she can beat Air Groove and asks to play against her>AIr Groove starts lecturing her about her hubris>Rulership turns into a crybaby and is like "why even on my birthday..." then says she wants to go home>Air Groove is just like "fine fine I'll play with you" which boosts Rulership's mood
>>566976846hey
>>566976401your point being? Nishino has a flat chest too, is she an old woman? McQueen looks like she just hit puberty about six months to a year ago, ergo JC-type. Ginko from Ryuou no Oshigoto is another example from animu. Or the main Eva girls.
>>566976981wtf i love botters now
>>566976392he could not give two shits, amazing. Sugoi, even. Hell, I'm wearing a Tracen Academy hoodie my sister gave me for Christmas and I don't have the courage to drive around like that.
I get that some are loli or hag coded, but arent they all technically JKs? None of them are younger than 14.
>>566977409Isn't Nishino explicitly a grade-schooler in the game, she just got in because she's a really good racer?
>>566976830https://youtu.be/JYRcjR78MYY?si=TWPc0OIlu9MTOibz&t=161
>>566977409maruzensky drives a car and lives by herselfmaruzensky even has a talk show
>>566977409elementary schoolers are not 14 >>566975456
>>566977409>>566975456
>>566977409I think so, yes. Anon posted Nishino being JS-age, but anon said that was made up, so who knows. If anyone has Nishino here, they could confirm and post screenshots to prove it
>>566977545Cute mare
>>566977606Stop noticing things, her and CB having their own apartments means nothing.
>>566977606And yet she's somehow less than 4 years older than Nishino Flower.
>>566977606CB also lives off-campus and wants you to visit her there, heheI think that's just a nod to them being earlier generations, though, they're all forever 17
>>566977653Anon is a tourist and >>566977591 is the proof
>>566977606sorry, it's for my bi weekly visit to revitalize her ovaries
>>566977873>all these girls are 17>no one is voiced by Kikuko Inoue, the seiyuu whose running gag is she's forever 17 even with characters that clearly are not
>>566977982do you have sex with her at the end of her chain or is that just a perk from Riko?
>>566977982impregnating ningen
>>566976946what a loser
>>566978016>no one is voiced by Kikuko Inouebro you literally have an oyakodon duo in this game
>>566978184IT'S NOT THE SAME WHEN IT'S A NINGEN
>>566978151Who do you think was perfectly puncturing who?
>>566976828You actually run triple front to crowd out acceleration slots
>>566977982I'd stab her with MY needle, if you know what I mean
to be honest uma musume doesn't even have a lot of popular seiyuu besides like... Machico and Kobayashi Yuu and even then Kobayashi was only a one off because she's Tucker
wait machan also voices waguri what the fucki lost gallons to waguri porn from hews
>>566978410yeah but the seiyuu do a good job
>>566978410ok but that is a good idea right?it is a gacha game, you want to keep adding umasdo you want to use expensive actors in that case?
>>566978410In some ways I like that, it's a way for new talent to make a debut instead of the normal treadmill of being trapped in bit roles for years until a casting director gives you a chance. And after a while, it does get tiring to hear the same 50 or so seiyuu in everything.
>>566978341You're one of those fuckers that find innocent people to inject them with HIV infected needles? Sick fuck
>>566978410Naobou you monkey
Best guts deck for Taishin?
>>566978560I was kind of expecting someone popular for Ai-chan honestly
>>566978561>And after a while, it does get tiring to hear the same 50 or so seiyuu in everything.I know he's a bit of a meme actor outside of those few roles like Reuenthal in LoGH where he gets to actually ACT and not just yell, but man I'll never get tired of Wakamoto.
>>566978683kaori ishihara isn't exactly a no-name
Uma that would rape you and mindbreak you even after you married your retired oshi trainee years ago and continually violates you when you're working at Tracen?
>>566978743but you wouldn't want for Silence Suzuka to be voiced by Wakamoto
>>566978410I don't get hiring popular VA for the sake of it>they usually sound the same>they're expensivehiring newbloods lets you cultivate new talents and they're cheaper and they allow more diversity in voices
>>566978860I kind of hoped the most for Koga Aoi honestly, I think she would fit Ai-chan very well
>>566978890uhhhhhhh that sounds based actually
>>566978410i think it's because they have to do the idol concerts and hiring big names for that is a no go
>>566978410Nao Touyama voices Mejiro RamonuAlso some of the NPCs have big name VAs like Yui Horie being Mei Satake and Miyuki Sawashiro does Speed Symboli
>>566978890I mean....
I don't want my trainee to have a recognizable voice. I don't want to be reminded that there's some roasty behind her.
>>566979206Tucker is fuckin Yu Kobayashi
>>566979221
>>566979160yeah I'm aware that's the issue because popular seiyuu are booked for years while giving new seiyuu a role and they could actually do concerts>>566979206yeah like I said with Tucker, NPC's do usually have popular seiyuuone of the goddesses is voiced by Satomi Satou too
>>566979206>>566979291>>566979160ding ding ding, this is why they limit the famous seiyuu to npcs they don't have to pay them to sing
>>566978410those who cares about "popular seiyuu" are corpo capitalist cucks. A sane persone who wants quality on his product doesn't give a single fuck on how popular a VA is. All that matters i how good they are.LIke you don't want to end up lke Invincible where the show is unwatchable because they had to pay those super expensive VAs.
>>566979425Yu Kobayashi literally showed up at the last live though?
>>566979425I think it's kind of funny how Yu kind of mogged everyone in speed power stamina and she didn't even sing much
>>566979480>InvincibleSorry, I don't watch cartoons.
>>566979519shut up
seiyuufags are so obnoxious
>>566979685Cute boy
>Pal event doesn't proc junior yearwhen do they fix this
>>566979252I have no idea who my favorite umas' VAs are>Suzuka>Maruzensky>Ardan>McQueen>Grass WonderThe exception is Tamamo Cross, I laughed my ass off as soon as she started talking, because I recognized her immediately from Jahy-samaLove that little gremlin so much
boy umas
helios' seiyuu is my favorite girl from show by rock so it was fate
>>566979782Suzuka's VA is so damn pretty
>>566979770Had a run where Casino Drive dodged every last one of my trainings until after 1st summer so I couldn't boost friendship enough for her dates to activate.
Cheval's VA does lewd ASMR, by the way
I don't remember ever watching an anime with Yu Kobayashi in it.
>>566980384gintama? she's the pink haired kunoichi obsessed with gintoki
>>566979957insanely pretty, desuSuper Creek's is pretty too, and a shotacon, very based
>>566980446>>566980446>>566980446Bread
>>566962265>>566958018>I just realized this too
>>566980023https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0onGDsJKhfswait it's real
>>566979782She is cute though >>566979206One day they will let Sawashiro Miyuki's sublime voice out of NPC jail and on that day I shall 5* Speed Symboli.
>>566980384You never watched attack on titan?
Been having absolutely dogshit CM13 ace runs past few days and I’ve been thinking: is there a single part of this game that is actually “fun”?
>>566980607I don't watch that shounen shite
>>566958361>he doesn't like being bittenalso as the others said>77-57-88
>cygamesu>here's your log in bonus~>play team trials >daily shop>spend all RP>run the new legend races >daily shop>run 3 daily races >daily shop >run the the other 3 daily races >check on your club>request shoes >start a career >waste an hour getting glue>dailies done!!!!>now do the rest of your borrows >waste another four hours getting glue >repeat
>>566980478Look, I listen to a lot of Dead & Company. That's where my first train of thought goes.
