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I feel bad bwos....
>>567004819>"Don't send in a single front it has dogshit performance">Sends single front and two debuffers not even hybrids>5L
Claim this Yaeno thread
DEIO SDEBBU :---D
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>567005176Haha he said the meme
Not very good but at least I have Taurus Platinum from CM1
Do we get the CM winning live this time around or later?
>>567005134I don't. How the fuck is S+ the best you can with this deck
>>567005162all they have is dom on top of the usual late kit, i didnt have time to make other fronts because i have a chud life and cant be assed to put in 40 hours a week making parents and then praying for that 1% hit on a front ace
FRONTSTOTALDEATH
>Love at First SightYEPPERS TOTALLYSHE FINALLY GOT HER FIRST WIN
>lobbies so bad my midgamemaxxed end got PDMed 2 times
>>567004861Words cannot describe how much I need to cuddle with her..
>>567005487
>>567005318>tfw my average is also S+...
*procs beeline burst on the final straight*
why the heck are you queueing during whale hours
>>567005614Hunting whales is fun
>took three triesowari da...
it's safe to queue nowI got gigaraped at reset
>Digi procs Radiant Star and Shooting Star right when the Late race happensHOLY SPEED
Group A Journey.
>>567005614It’s the only time when I feel alive while playing. If I can win during whale hours, I can win anytime
>he queued on reset
My Laisu that rarely wins in room matches is carrying me hard
>>567005614because I am the whale you should be fearingMost of my lobbies are actually full of S+ low rollers, even some S newcuties....
holy carryover
>>567005737Congratulations Journey
There is literally no way to beat this. My fronts aren't even that strong, they are missing PP+DD combo and don't have green speed skills. The only way I've lost is to another strong front runner who steals A&S
Rotted for a few hours, what did I miss?
>>567005739This is one of the hottest pics I've seen ever what the fuck
>>567005315in 5 CMs
My account is dangerously close to bricking...
>>567005920Whaaaa?
>Gorushi died due to Mystifying Murmur+All-Seeing Eyesheh
Alright I'm done, raping you guys go ahead and queue.
>>567005885This image is a cold, gloomy grotto where soul goes to die
>>567005820LETS GO CORNER CUNNYSSEUR GAMBLING
>>567005739NISHINO FLOWER RAPEBOTH WAYS
City is jobbing...
>>567005907
bro...?
>>567006048but we raped you in rooms already
>>567006118please tell me this is graded league
>>567006118nobody told him the open league news...
Twice in a day!Stego cute.
Happy Birthday Digitan!Digitan LOVE!
>>567006139this
>>567006118I see a pattern here.
>>567005923TEIO!
>keep getting cucked out of my 5 wins by the nose
>>567005820>>567006074>maya
>>567006263*plays umapyoi on harmonica*
Another podium
>>567006118now that is a honest and cool team
I Can't Believe It's Not Open League!®
>>567006118Nice cowtits uma team though.
who up shika kataaning dey gyaru
>>567005938Mommy!
it's over
Yeah nah fuck this this cuh I'm queuing in bot hours
>>567006426PA PARA RAPA PAAAAA
Last Thread
next cm will be butter
>>567006145>>567006203he didnt stand a chance, unsurprisingly>>567006316>>567006345>>567006383No complaints regarding the umas picked, they're all super sex.
>>567006426Anon, if you lose first place you’re gonna get raped…
OpenCHADSDahbyGAWDSHow's your girl doing?
>>567005614Because I'm winning
>>567006532>SSWhat the FUCK
>>567006118I wonder what's in common with them
>autoselect>0/15See you guys next month.
>>567006139I won a third of the races but with CM13 umas, today I sent my CM12 finalists.
>>567006489
SAY THE LINE
>>567006489>Speed sex badUm.... gwos?
>>567006596Bratty frontchuds owe me sex
>>567006680Bratty FineMoposters owe me sex.
>>567006328I might have to rebuild her. She's having a hard time going to the front before late-race
HOLY SHIT
>>567006671you are not funny NTRfag nobody likes you
>>567006489e-eeeeeeh?!?!
>>567006048 (me)>All severely understammed
hey
>>567005691Seems safe
NIGGER DOTO DIE ALREADY
>>567006590What the fuck did it select for you?
Melty time
Bros I made it!!!!!
>>567006856hey
>>567006856hey..
>>567006929Good job
Payback for last CM
>>567006929Hell yeah bro, keep believing in your umas and they might be able to take you all the way!
>>567006856wahey
How strong is summer Goldshi? meta?
>>567006856>>567006958>>567007059rabiposters should be castrated
>>567006929CONGRATS°!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>567007105ive seen anons say mandatory for TT only
>>567006856
>throw in my ace nature >get the podium Cool. Seems as though my ticket is weak however
>>567006929LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!OMEDETOU!!!!!!!!!!!
>>567007105You will use her inherit for every TT uma you make until EOS
>>567007105forever borrow for your TT umas
>>567007112hey
>>567007085
>>567007105You inherit her unique on all your TT umasAlso on debuffers for any distance you want because dominator will proc because of her unique
Why are all of the worst thread personalities here right now
rate day 1 of cm13
>>567006929I hope I don't make it to Group A. Almost dropped out there last time.
>>567007105would this work if I put on a Nice Nature with dominator as its only gold on a mile race?
>>567007343I haven't made a single ace yet
>>567007326Name and shame
>>567007343DAAAAAAHHHHHHHBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY
>>567007343It was harder than the usual Day 1s
Bakushin guts should have been hyped up as a card waaaaaay more than it was
God damn triple front feels kinda like cheating. My 2 front 1 end was struggling when they were the only fronts, but 3+ fronts in a room seem to really just create an insurmountable lead.
>>567007457It hasn't been even an hour what the fuck
Part of me feels that getting two recoveries just to ensure I don’t gas out in career or the actual CM was overkill, but at least I got into Group A
>Why are active players here now that there is a CM and something to discuss
Radiant Star is such a funny gamblecore skill
Not even mad I lost out to this McQueen GOD
Thoughts on OguTama?
>>567007343I should play other gachas/10
...
>>567007389You also use Gold City SPD for Keen Eye, but yes this means you can bring a dominator anywhere
>>567007572Tama is for ME AND ME ALONE
>>56700734310/20owari da I don't think I'm making it to A finals
>>567007343Round 2 /10It was hard to get into group A
>ummm ano eto there seems to be a lot of thread activity during THE pvp eventon another note, I haven't seen a single Ines Fujin yet
>>567007572Pretty good
>>567007343too early faggot
dominator in every tracks sound terrible
>>567007572Cute and based.
>>567007481Seriru mentioned it a few times for GW but idk if anyone else did.
is there such a thing as proccing too many early skills for groundwork, because I'm seeing every single skill in the feed EXCEPT groundwork
>>567007629I seen 2 and they jobbed to my Sei and Maru
Its fucking over, im shit
>>567007523We're talking about the game instead of forced melties? That is baaaaaad.
>>567007724it's the very first one to proc, if you keep pausing and unpausing the game you will see it (or record and play it back)
>>567007724groundwork is the first skill to proc so it's hard to see
>>567007523No discussion to be had, we're only spamming results
>>567007383source?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567007489The issue with fronts is that it’s frustrating to make fronts. Add in MANT burnout then there’s less front playersHaving double fronts is a legit great strategy since they’ve beaten me today but I’m more content to making pace and ends
>>567007693What about 2 dominator procs per debuffer on mediums
WONDER!
>>567007842my nigga currenREAD
>>567007724Far easier to tell if you look at "Accel. Up" spam
Post them.>50% day 1It's so over.
>>567007842https://store.steampowered.com/app/1328890/Succubus_Affection/
>>567007706With both this and the upcoming scenario, a two-event chain that lets you stack a ton of TE with little in the way of deckbuilding cost is really strongOne of the few zero prio cards that is not held back by its zero prioIt is more than just a groundwork stick like Falco
>2/5>queue again>5/5
>>567006565I feel disgusting desuIs this what Bertolt from SNK felt when he broke Wall Maria as the Colossal Titan?
>>567007343Guess I should have built fronts, but I won the last two CMs with dirty XOguri so I don't really care and wanted to sovl instead, I'll be happy eating shit in B/10
Why is Digitan so good on this track? Is it Superstan?
Flee in terror before Her Awesome might!
>>567007856I say this
>>567007947sorry work makes me retarded until I go to sleep>>567008072thanks
>>567008207
>>56700734316/20 with 2 lates and 1 end
>>567008107Forgot image
>>567005614I got 3/5 first try, it literally doesn't matter now.
>>567007343Group A qualified.
>>567007987Not sure who I'm gonna stick with yet. My fronts have been pretty meh. Oguri has been flubbing pretty hard, even whiffing recoveries and thus her unique. Probably going to cut her for day 2, but that means I'll be running a solo front, or dropping either Digi or Golshi to run 2 fronts. Neither option sounds appealing.
>>567008536holy metaslave
>>567008080>>567007706It also functions well at very low LBShould have been at least a 1LB recommend
>>567006469forgot to sc it but i saw a bad start ug1 xoguri get bootyblocked by a pdm'd seiun
I ran into scrim room monsters 3 fucking times, just my luck17/20
>>567006118Meanwhile, my opponent
Latesisters, your response?
>>567007987I just grabbed whatever the highest rated umas i have already with decent skills from TT, not going great
>>567008584Winning is fun
>almost every game is filled with oshi picks>final straight is so long dominators don't do shit unless there's 4+>no easy stomps, at least half races are super close with at least 3 umas onscreen by the finish lineCM1's Golshi spam feels like a distant memory, this is how this event is supposed to be playedI still fucking hate XOguri
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OpenFRAUDS don't deserve any human rights and should stop posting their resultsNobody cares about your baby playground pillow fight faggot
>>567008673*pumps my iron*
>>567007987Grass has the lowest WR but she has some of the biggest clutch wins after the other two jobbed hard. Really fun CM, you can run almost anyone for this (FR are at a disadvantage though)
>>567008670guts build is f2p thougheverbeitly
wait if digitan overtakes too quickly her ult gets eaten and does nothing?
>>567007987I'm a soulless frontfag but I need my revenge after my Maruzen failed a Maestro witcheck on Taurus 1
>>567007343I got 3/5, a win is a win
>>567008154it's her birthday today
>>567008868Your On Your Left+Pump+MPB+Red Shift?
>>567007987>70%wri messed around but I have a better idea on who to use
>>567008718
>>567006118That is a thirteen year old trainer's team and I daresay, he's so lucky
>>567008735T. Pigger Nigger
Isn't Seiun Sky seriously cute?
>>567009024the hardest I got raped was by an anus fujin
>>567007343somehow I passed, but I had never seen so many UG umas, did I play too early? did I get unlucky? or do I just suck and people got better? I feel I did something wrong this CM, round 1 was never this hard, I got round 2 results today...
>>567009101Hot
every time Cheer Halo's ult proces I scream CAMON HALO
YOSHIKUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOspicmaya.jpg
I thought triple front was a meme
>>567007987Digitan Love!
>>567009201brotherman...
>>567009089She's a miracle.
>>567009201what the fuck is wrong with you
>5/5>2/5>3/5>3/5baited into thinking i had a godlike team
>>567009272
>>567009149"whales on reset" have always been a meme, those whales dodge each other to pad out their winrates for twitter likes
>>567008080>>567008592Yeah I think it's gone under the radar since most people either have their GW sparks ready or they're still using Falco so they can borrow something else.Maybe it'll get some mileage in the Mile CM when people try guts maxxing
>>567007343>0/15Maybe I should quit the game at this rate.
>>567007789>>567007801>>567007984after rewatching the same race twenty times in a row, I was finally able to see the Accel Up indicators. thank you
>>567009089Sniff
>>567009526post aces
>>567009558blindbro...
>>567009201Ha- OH MY GOD MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESMARVELOUS SUNDAY HELP ME
>>567009526>Quitting because of CMweak
>>567009201>pace Mayaat least give her a chance by using a good style
>>567009089That's a BOY
>>567009604I play on my phone bro, cut me some slack
>>567009414meme or not I was actually surprised to find so many whales, I don't mean people with 2 mlb SSRs, at this point the average not casual player should have that... I mean full SSR MLB decks, so I'm thorn between I suck or I got unlucky
>>567009089>>567009309>>567009574I want to fuck this minx so bad it's unreal
They going to kick my ass, I passed just with luck...
>>567009713I undress like this
>>567009660>OG unique is a final corner accel that has a front pos requirementIt's good on front/pace thoughbeit
>>567009794Why are you a cat
>>567009089
>>567009692>His phone's screen is so small he has trouble seeing thingsFind a sugar mommy to buy you a better phone
>>567009865it's what my bf likes
>>567009962I was watching the race in portrait mode, so that didnt help
>>567009962Where do I find an /uma/mommy? Only chiyoposter is interested in me.
>>567009345no such thing as a godlike team in random number generator the game
>>567010040sounds like you found your /uma/mommy already then
>>567010073how come anons are posting their 20/20 then
look at this slut
>>567010197SNIFFFFF
>>567009962Creek seems like the type of girl who'll eventually need glasses and squints while looking at her phone
>>567009089I LOVE this cat.
>>567009862bwo......
Post your SOVL teams.I do not have any ready.
>>567010015Share your /uma/bf with the rest of the thread
>>567010350My team only takes other player's souls.
19/20, my pace promotion daiwa has been kicking ass
haha sixty seven
>>567010328gwochachi got blinded and can't tell OG from childbride...
>>567010350But he won the triple crown with his waifu that happens to be ranked as S-tier!!!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/8zi87d.png
>>567010446post dick
>>567010521nice
I have noticed something interesting about open leagues.I am the ONLY ONE who thought to buy green skills.
murmur is so shit what the fuck
>someone queued graded league with A/B rank umas
>>567010512Bride Mayo wiped my memory of the original post, please understand
Admire Vega’s ultimate raising the max speed cap after the acceleration phase combining with Straightaway Spurt which somehow lets Ayabe reach that new speed is honestly kind of silly It still doesn’t ensure victory but it’s still a fun niche interaction
>>567010521Ulala wouldn't do this...
>>567010678I hope that guy that woke up from a coma ended up registering for open league
>>567010649I always buy Domainator whenever it's available because I'M BIGGER AND BOLDER AND ROUGHER AND TOUGHER IN OTHER WORDS SUCKER THERE IS NO OTHER I'M THE ONE AND ONLY DOMINATOR I'M THE ONE AND ONLY DOMINATOR
>>567010715>Straightaway Spurt
>>567010446Angling on your Pace Chaser is so satisfying
>running with SS/SS+>everyone else is UGFuuuuuuuck
If not for these debuffers, things would go a lot differently in this CM
>>567010550took only 3 tries and it's like 600 rating above my previous best
>>567010891>autoselecting SS>everyone else is B+ or a lucklet
>>567010785It’s a situation that only works with that specific character in that specific spot in the track
>>567010891The only thing UG spells is UGLY
>ANOTHER curren eventWhat a semen demon
>>567010715It's even funnier that you're using spurt on this cm
>>567010521Ulala would do this
Tokai Teio
>>567010957god i wish i had power sparks
is it safe to queue now?
>>567010276Creek does wear glasses in some of the official arts.
>>567011073This is the mother of my children
Ulala would keep sucking after you cum and will only stop after you cum again
>>567011114Cute.
>>567011161same
I won two or three races and lost seventeen
>>567011114chibi creek's creeks..
>>567011092yeah
>>567011092yes, you won't get queued against double/triple debuffers and UG rank aces.
>>567011031random mood didnt count desu
>>567011114wife material
>>567011192Bwo....?
>>567011210Brother...
Wuv you /uma/! I can't believe im actually doing well this CM
>>567010073while i lost a few to objectively worse aces, i also lost a few because my suzuka popped off a little too hard and denied a&s to my bourbon. I think i'll try benching her for another debuffer tomorrow
>>567011314I think I need S rank Medium for my late surger...
>>567011161What makes you say that?
Rooms doko? Morale is mixed
>>567011059Obviously doesn’t normally work, but in that small straight at the start of the final stretch where Vega’s ultimate activates which spikes her top speed is the exact same window where spurt is also usable because the there is a new top speed to accelerate to
>>567011329post suzuka?
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASEDchoco Bobo btw
>The S+ Golshi I made today went on to beat several SS and UG rank Uma's to get me into Group AThis is way I go through all the pain and effort for
>>567011595Kill yourself
>>567011456The point you start accelerating is the last 1/3 of the race so even then it's too late for that to work
>>567011595Keep yourself safe
What the fuck. My late Nishino that I built for fun who has NEVER won any room matches and NEVER proc'd her unique just did both.
>>567011674deio sdebbu..
>>567011456>with vs without spurt
>>567011221Just for you
>>567007343Was going very well but then 2 wins on the final ticket.I just fear the 5+ front lobbies next round
Hear me outDouble big niges and front taiki for cm14
Someone explain something to me? How the FUCK can S+ aces still win against UGs?
>>567011875retard
>>567011456>placebo spurt
Ananta is live! Stop fucking horses and get the fuck on the game
>>567011626based
>>567011478i have no idea how this horse ever held first against a bourbon with 3 gold midrace skills but whenever she procced her unique it was gg
>>567011425https://rule34vault.com/post/1108341?tags=haru%20urara%20(umamusume)&type=video&providerId=root
>>567011875because UG retards are buying mile corner and studious with max hints in order to inflate their ranks
>>567011827Interesting strategy however no one rolled for Palmer
>>567011875Stats are just stats. As long as you have Medium S, 1200 speed and enough stamina to run then you can win with the right positioning for the acceleration skills
>>56700798780%Went 2-3 on the final ticket, so pretty good
>>567011875think of it like a logarithmic curve you're getting massively diminishing returns between like an SS uma and a Ug uma
>>567011959power too high and too many midrace skills too
>>567012002But they're not though, they have good skills that proc on the track
>>567011875ratingslop
can someone tell me why they make the first CM attempt free and then afterwards give you 2 tickets that make the next couple attempts also free? can't they just make the first 3 attempts free?
>>567011959you need more power and wit and less speed, she doesn't need to be fast so when position keep ends your bobo will overtake her
Filtered.
>>567012229My wife is very cute
>>567012180japanese geimu prease andastando
>>567012229I walk like this
>>567008154Isn't Digitan basically always good?I believe her unique is very good on any track with a long final straight
>>567012305Okay I know this is to stir shit up but im lowkey kinda curious, how much would that weigh and how much would it prevent her from running
>>567012305Is this a mature body?
I'm done with today's CM racesI need to go back to cooking for next CMCan you tell me how to make a front nigga? I'm running Seiun Sky but I'm no frontfag, why do I put on her?
>>567010443Is it Suzuka Runaway with other two front runners that will trigger Angling once she gets tired? because that's a cuck team.
>>567011875The max speed is still 1200, and those UGs may not even have Firm Course Menace or the other greens on top of having no accels
I did not meet a single bwo today in CMs. TOMORROW WILL BE BUTTER
>>567012469Fronts are a mid race arms race, you wanna PUMP that shit with as much mid race skills as you can
>>567012443Gracie Bon has that exact same lower body and watching her attempt at running is hilarious.
I NEED COCKS NOW
>3/5>5/5>0/5>2/5It's one of these huh. Not gonna care, will run Nice Nature and hope she makes A Finals.
>>567012469Angling and schemingPlanchaOperation Cacao3 greensGroundworkDodging DangerPrudent PositioningIgnited Spirt WitSpeed eaterLeader's prideFast pacedPlaytime's overTail Held High
>>567012845One more month anon, one more month and we shall be free
>>567012759Knowing that its achievable in real life, albeit with intense surgery, makes the image less hot somehow
>>567012845>I NEED COCKS NOWSaid Curren at the start of Spring
4/5i have a headachemake a jiggie or i'm going to lie down
>>567012469Groundwork, 3 greens, mid-game skills, TTL, prudent positioning + dodging danger, MORE mid-game skills, then finally track specific uniques (Angling, Budding Blossom, etc)
No Cap touch Grass
>>567012890I wanna suck on Marvelous' tits
I think I remember reading it here before, but I want to double check before I do something retardedCan Victory Cheer (Kitasan's ult) work with late surgers?
>>567013080Most of the time no, it's locked to 1st or 2nd place and has a small window to proc on this CMIf you're gambling on being a lucky late then sure go ahead.
>>567013080Yes
so what did we learn
>>567012937https://jiggie.fun/umajig5142026
>>567012703>>567012890thanks for reminding me why I don't run fronts, will look for a Pasa parent with half the skills and start from there>operation caocaowhy do I need this again? it's a midrace heal+speed no?>>567012940>seiun sky>get angling and buddingthanks chatgpt
>>567012759>looked it up THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
>>567013206Open League is extremely comfy I got 20/20
>>567012890>Ignited Spirt Witwhy? This is just a vision skill, why is it recommended?
>>567012469The first step is to breed a certain monster Kitasan grandparent until you have your own Groundwork + Ignited Wit parent set
I HATE THE DERBY
>>567013314whatit's a movement skill
>>567013207can we have normal jigg room instead of 10 different puzzles so nobody interacts with each other?
>>567013195thank you
These shots of Taiki make her look obese, especially compared with McFlattie in the background.
>>567013314It's a second prudent positioning
>>567013314It also has a lane movement component which makes it part of the shunpo combo
>>567013314Its a PP substitute
I have no aces... It's over...
>>567013314Lasts longer than prudent and the lane movement buff is worse which makes it better.Having both prudent and wit as whites makes it more likely you'll have one by the time the career ends, and that either activates by the time dodging danger ends during your races
>>567005176Why is he drinking Hanshin G1 1600m for two year old Colts and Fillies
>0/20owari da
I've seen some truly dogshit aces today like MANT has to be killing the general playerbase.I saw fags without even the bare minimum accels so I assume they just slapped their TT teams in there and just want to go next.
>>567013567seems like a cherry on top of a good run, but not something essential, not a must-have. Good to know.
My flatlining (gooning) session died down after 4 days, and I completely forgot CM was todayI have only have one half-assed "ace" it's so over
>>567013670Literally how, any random Xmas Oguri or Maruzensky can luck out one or two on this track. This is a "anything goes" track where every strategy is viable.
>>567013734do ace + 2 debuffers then
>>567013724This is the easiest and hardest time to win a plat
https://gofile.io/d/fzs0Jb
>>567013724>dogshit aces today>round 1You better lube up for round 2 lil Timmy
>>567013727"the combo" is what makes fronts stronger than other fronts, same shit as groundwork. Fronts' speed is highest during the early race which lets them build up their lead.
>>567013852Damn dolphins are really pink
>>567012759>>567013290lmao this shit looks like ai too
>>567013974Thats a light jog I wanna see her sprint
WHAT
http://poal.me/2wfpzzhttp://poal.me/2wfpzzhttp://poal.me/2wfpzz
>>567014003idk this is the only one i could find
>>567009693Any F2P that's played from the start should have been able to get 2 MLB SSRs, probably Kita and FM, by now. A lot probably have 3 with a little bit of luck. I got lucky and got MLB Top Road in a single pity, no Ayabe's though. Statistically that's probably happened to a decent number of people by now on one banner they pulled for.Once Tachyon/Light hello banner comes full MLB SSRs will probably be the norm
>>567014037ug is easy
>>567013670Open League awaits you next time bow
>>567012901You gotta have lipodystrophy and accumulate butt fat like a latina and not a Patrick star-shapped white woman. Then get the knife and and periodically extract fat every now and then.
>>567014037golshigame
>>567014037The savior of f2players is the jew
>>567013724That's me, I'm one of those lazy bums.
>>567013974Is that why American escalator are so large?
Okay but where is my umawife
>>567013974Sometimes I pity those who do extreme body modification like this most of the times it's due to toxic living environments and relationships
>>567014112UG? more like UGGOLMAO GOTTEM
>>567014210How can Curren even compete with this>>567013974Uma for this feel when?
>>567013724it's the most I've been playing since release, so it's doing something right
>>567014234Hi big boy!
Ticketzo did it! Got to group A somehow. I don't think I have a chance at winning B finals.
The dismiss of XOguri has been greatly exaggerated
>>567014112>multiple meta SSR cardsThar she blows!
>>567014416This is acceptable
>>567014434UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>567014308which uma would take advantage of getting turned into a little kid to get spoiled by trainer as much as possible
>>567014112>UG is easy>Buhi deck>Fast learner highroll Sure
>>567014037Golshi game.
>>567014390It's funny in most tanuki skits Rudolf is the father, Sirius is the uncle, Teio is Teio, Air Groove is the mom, but Teio never call them with "mom, dad" etc but stick with their in-game nickname like "kaicho"
>>567010891Haven't lost to any UGs I've met yet.Most just aren't that good yet, just rating bloated
>>567013974I was convinced it was AI until I read your comment twiceHow the fuck is this real
Hitting Ug more often would be easier if I still had clocks
glad my waifu is unpopular so she can be all for me
>>567014440>ug rankthat's not oguri diff that's buhi diff
>>567014615that shit is straight up poverty tier. you could easily outdo it by putting a little effort into groundwork parents so that you can borrow NTR and use a card that isn't complete shit like falco.
>>567013724it is meeee.... right....
>>567011315Good job anon
Boys
AAAAA I DON'T WANT TO QUEUE
>>567014440Retards will claim the HOG is weak this time around because her ult activates too late, and then they go ahead and bring OG Maruzen
>>567014920
Its nice to witness my f2p natie shitting up paypigs in CM. I think the most dangerous paypig uma this CM is Agnes Digitan. I lost by a massive margin against her
>>567015065specifically this boy
Rice will do her best!
How long do I have to wait for my wife?
>>567014695it's really cute too
>>567015397This boy is a good boy
Mambo!
>>567015065>>567015746SEX WITH BOKUMANKOS
I lost to Raisu and I'm not even mad. She's so cute.
yosh! ikuyooooooooooooooooooo!!
>>567005186deep maru cleavage
accidentally got the best event in the gamewhat do I do
>>567015873very true
>>567015746some boys just develop differently
>>567015918very carefully press the bottom optionDO NOT FUCK IT UP
>>567015918Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf.
Top 5 uma paizuri?Bottom 5 uma paizuri?
I've finally caught a break, time to see how shit this CM is.
>>567015918top option
>>567015918>frontslopfirst option
>>567015918Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf!
>>567015185XOG*
>>567015918Your speed and stamina are looking pretty low!
>>567014112I still haven't reached SS+ yet
I have finished my trip to weenie hut jr.20/20chikezo is a happy hors.I am a happy boy because chikezo is a hppy hors.
BOANE if it was good and not just hype moments and aura
>>567016052>>567016049>>567016030>>567016007>>567015997Thanks, got rid of the trash myself.>>567016113It's the first turn after debut!
to the anon last thread arguing for triple fronts if you're going to run fronts: yeah you were right. My triple fronts aren't strong because I made the three of them in 4 runs, and Kitasan with 815 stam + BoFA keeps gassing out I think, but holy shit the denial for lates is next level. Now they're only winning if I'm the only front in the lobby and the pacers whiff accels. Golshi won only rarely. And when it's 5+ fronts and my VBourbon gets lucky? watching her proc 3 late-race velocity skills post-Angling/RS and zoom past is just the greatest. LONG LIVE FRONT RUNNERS LONG LIVE FRONT RUNNERS>t.5/15, placed into A groupHope I don't fail out of A group day after tomorrow.........
Will GL save this game or not
>>567014440Her accel has the same timing as Red Shift, there was no way it was going to be bad.I don't know why fags tried to say she was going to be shit without speed carryover even when she has consistently more accel than everyone else.
>>567016368larc will
>>567016368nyo
>>567016368
>>567014440like everything on /uma/ a stated claim becomes exaggerated until it ceases to reflect reality at all. The truth:>Hogs is weaker in Taurus than she was in Aries and won't be as dominant, other umas can compete against her more effectively this time, she has less of an advantageWhat you'd imagine if you took /uma/ too seriously:>HOGS IS DOGSHIT NOW LITERAL TRASH TIER YOU'RE A JOKE IF YOU EVEN TRY!!!!!111111
>>567016368if we get auto during GM maybe, MANT is too taxing and GL requires high rolls before the first race just to be playable
Happy birthday Rulership!
>>567016123ss+ is like threading a needle
>>567016368h-haha
>>567007343A+Open is super fun
>>567016468>consistently>needs to hit corner recovery, hydrate and triple 7s>no more no less
>>567016706Hag HelloSag Hello
>>567016123Me neither. All time top score is 18,000 dead even. Almost all of my umas end up between 16.5k-17.5k in MANT.
>wishing happy birthday to a literal who jp horse nobody knows anything aboutcan you go back?
>>567016706Grown ass Uma
>try to take my mind off uma by playing the new D4 expansion>they didnt just nerf my favorite build they literally removed the things that allow it to existI guess mambodancho works at Blizzard... back to the fan farm...
>>567016683Her birthday talk with Air Groove is so fucking pathetic man. She's so good.
>>567016820explain further? I don't have Hoguri, so I don't really get it.
since falco spooked me today I decided to play her career, it was okay, but wish I did someone else instead.
>>567016998Xoguri*
>>567016269>5/15>Group AI remember 3 anons failing to qualify to Group B Finals last CM by going 0/40Better make contingency plans incase everything fails, there is no comfy hours anymore.Its Paypigs vs Paypigs or else you get slaughtered.
>>567016696I think it's kind of cool that it's only 400 ranking points wide. You should get a bonus for hitting it.
>>567016368more than MANT at least
>>567016998NTA but she has to hit those 3 specific recoveries for her ult to work, last CM she had a fallback option with Tachy's ult procc'ing at the same time as triple 7s, so if one of the 2 failed you'd still hit ultiI ran her with those 3 exact recoveries last cm (won plat) and I'm recycling her this CM, sadly she has no Red Shift so she doesn't do too hot but I'm lazy
>>567016998HOguri needs to activate 3 recovery skills in order to activate her unique (a 0.25 accel unique)For this CM, she needs to have 2 mid-race recoveries (Corner Recovery, Hydrate, Preferred Position, etc.) and Triple 7s (this will be her trigger to get that accel on the final corner)If you add more recoveries, she will most likely activate her unique early and waste it, so you are praying that she doesn't whiff her 3 skills
hag on hag violence
>>567016982>literally just ads on the school bulletin boardhow much money does Tracen and Tazuna make from sponsors
I really want to stick her ears in my mouth.
>>567016998It's like a 20% chance at max wit to fail hitting her ult due to one of her recoveries not firing. So there will be 16 races in total where she'll just not compete well in the total CM.I personally don't see a problem with it if you're running another decent ace and are willing to gamble a bit.
Stego Sexo!
>>567016696>>567017161wait are you guys serious? my scenario record is SS+...
>>567016820Red Shift is the only more consistent accel
how we doin tamabros?
N-
>>567017746The great imouto war...
>>567017640Sexually destroying Stego's little body...
>>567017723*Laughs in groundwork*
>>567017640>>567017908Stop posting this hobo
>>567016696>>567017689I hit UG a few times and even UG2 on a high roll run before hitting SS+, that took a while
>>567017689It might have been different before MANT, I think U-ranks only came out at that point. But right now, SS+ is the tiny window of 19,200 to 19,600 ranking points.
>>567017960She's a traveler, not a hobo. She always has a home to come back to. Mine.
>>567017960Even though she's got a sexy flat chest?
>>567017908Sexually assaulting stego until she needs to retire due to pelvis pains
https://poal.me/xle39shttps://poal.me/xle39shttps://poal.me/xle39s
the dopamine rush of finally getting a win after +7 losses
Stay Gold? More like Stay PLAP PLAP PLAP
Dork birthday
why am I picking the absolute worst careers to readrudolf literally does nothingshould do ardan or someone next
Can someone please post that 4koma where Gentil gropes her trainer's pecs and then shoves him between her boobs?
GROUP A QUAL FUCK FINALLY
Umamusumes that received a portrait of famous heroes and a poem related to the horse (not the same as the Hero Legends Collection)>2017>Tokai TeioThe Emperor's Return: I am here. With a resounding declaration, the Emperor returned. His grand dream was not fulfilled, but instead, he returned with a new brilliance. From here begins his journey as a miraculous being who continues to give hope to people by overcoming trials.>Daiwa ScarletThe Queen's story begins. Her brother and the rest of her family have achieved great success. The rivalry with those pursuing her will continue. But she doesn't need to worry about stories written by others. Just run with all your might and move forward. She will weave her own queenly story.>Victoire PisaThe formula for victory: Hold your breath, gather your strength, and strike from within at the opportune moment. The formula for victory is complete. Later, this young warrior will be tempered by countless formidable opponents, sometimes overpowering them from the outside, and at other times establishing new formulas with a double sprint. To astound the world and envelop Japan in courage.>Gold ShipA voyage to glory. The roaring propellers generate a fierce thrust, and unconventional steering leaves a wild trail. Charts and compasses are useless. Against the currents and taming the waves, the golden ship moves forward purely on instinct, heading towards the harbor of its goal.>Buena VistaThat sight is truly a magnificent spectacle, attracting many things. The confidence that has crushed men, the experience of battling the world, and the pride of the strongest queen. She wants to protect all of it, so reach out! Reach out! Reach out! Transforming her burning emotions into a powerful final sprint, she runs, chases, and bursts forth with such determination that her desperate figure is truly worthy of being called a magnificent sight.(1/?)
alright what the fuck. i just witnessed a late surger grass wonder get late promoted on a field with 3 pace chasers?
>>567017960Why
Why are so many people running Gold Recoveries?
>>567018551>Auto 40if someone else snipes I'm gonna be mad
Is Rice secretly meta?
>>567018092>>567017908>>567017640>>567018325Stay Gold trannies not posting the exact same images challenge: impossible
>>567018672Thanks, I'll make sure to save it this time
>>567018628capped spd/pwr/wit + gold recovery > spd/pwr
>>567018628Because all of them fell for the gaslighting lmao
anons...fellas...this is enough stam for her, right?
>>567018793No shit?
>>567018885then why the fuck are you asking if people are running gold recoveries, retard
>>567018628Dunno, are they maybe doing it to save the trouble of squeezing another 200 stam out of their sparks or shops? Because it does get annoying the more you need to come up with.
>>567018873
>>567018673No you are just a lucky piggy who actually built good parents for rice
>>567018356what a loser
>>567018356>>567019006Walmart cheval grand
>>567018356She's such a...>Air Groove gives her a board game as a birthday present>Rulership asks what it's about>Air Groove mentions you need to be manipulative>Rulership acts smug and confident she can beat Air Groove and asks to play against her>AIr Groove starts lecturing her about her hubris>Rulership turns into a crybaby and is like "why even on my birthday..." then says she wants to go home>Air Groove is just like "fine fine I'll play with you" which boosts Rulership's mood
>>567018618>CesarioGreeted with applause, her name derives from the heroine of a stage play who deceives herself and burns with unrequited love. However, she defies fate and rewrites her lines herself, declaring, "There is no such thing as an unfulfilled love." Her heartfelt performance, delivered before us and across the ocean, was met with tremendous applause.>Tanino GimletI had no overconfidence or carelessness, but luck was also against me. Regret, frustration, and anger well up inside me. I should have been the one to celebrate victory. Today, I will get drunk. I will pour all my emotions onto the field. After giving it my all, a celebratory drink surely awaits me.>Taiki ShuttleFly high. What you see in your eyes is not just victory in this match, but the future that lies beyond the goal. The damp grass becomes your runway, and now the great talent takes flight. Ride the wind. Fly higher than anyone else. The weather may be rough, but the visibility is good. Your mission is to return with a medal in your hand.>OrfevreThe passionate overlord, will his raging soul tear him apart, or will it scatter his enemies? If strength lies in danger, then that is precisely who he is. A king of two sides who continues to fascinate people, walk the path to world domination with that passion.>GentildonnaThe Lady's Advance: First she quelled the rebellion on Cherry Blossom Hill and pacified Oak Valley, and now she has conquered Autumn Blossom Village as well. A ruler of the maiden's land has been born. But the female lord is not satisfied. Seeking stronger enemies yet to be found, she sets out into new wildernesses. She rows out beyond the waves. The Lady's advance continues.(2/?)
>>567018938I'm not him retard, yeah capping 3 stats and recoveries would be superior to only capping 2 stats.
>>567007987>>567012073I went 2-3 on my first ticket. It made me kinda scared for a second. I can't even remember the last time I won less than 3 races in Round 1.
>>567019110>(2/?)hopefully /2
Stego Sexo? Stego Sexo
>>567013724Having some of the worst ever CMs in a row didn't help either>longslop Creekcheck CM>lolOgurisWins CM>longslop pretending to be Medium CM At least Gemini should be fun
>>567018356why she looks like so much like cheval grand but they aren't related at all???? what they were thinking??
>>567019110>EpiphaneiaRelease and Explosion With the reins tightened, he regains his composure. Yes, suppress your eagerness and wait for the right moment, without a doubt that you deserve victory. The time has come. Now unleash the thirst for victory that pulsates within you! Now explode the talent residing in your limbs!>TranscendGo forward. They couldn't catch up. They couldn't evade. No amount of pressure could threaten you. So go east, west, to the desert lands. Let us witness your escape and struggle. Let us watch from far behind.>Grass WonderWonder Boy. That day, we truly witnessed a historic moment. He was so fast. He was so strong. This young prodigy will surely continue to surprise us even when faced with adversity and rivals blocking his path.>Sakura LaurelLike the brilliance of a comet, you have overcome your wounds and become even more dazzling. You can surely transform yesterday's setbacks into strength. Shine brightly today, you who are like a comet. Cut through the sky with a flash of light.(3/3)
>>567019006>>567019084Genuinely funny how much of a loser crybaby she isStill very cute though
>>567019217Test rooms have been fun at least
>>567007987Surprisingly recycling my Debuffer Rudolf from last Cm gave me better results than those 2 LS Oguris Glad my wife Maru without red shift did so well, let's see if I can get into A Finals with just S+
>>567016368As I've already said once, it's not up to the scenario but the community and the community is cancer.
>>567008872Damn, I have the same team (with Grass dominator) but 20% less win rate on Maru. Can you post her skills?
