Previous: >>567005046>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo
Balanced lobby
>>567043439>most year-1 umas get buffed pretty hard with red skills
mmmmmmm bread
>>567044313And why didn't you post it then
>>567044158aptitude obviously factors into rating, 1200pow and turf S always shows as dubs
Jiggie of relaxationhttps://jiggie.fun/9rNjYt
Previous thread since OP was so worried about it:>>567024601
WHEREISMYSALTEDBUTTERYOU FAT FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAI REFUSE TO EAT THIS BREAD WITHOUT
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGood night bros
>>567043854so cheer halo needs 1100-1200 wit to reduce rushed rates right? building her atm for cm14
I've still only made one SS uma the entirety of MANT so far, i suck and i hate this mode
>>567044479The chud was fr*nch all along... I regret so much pulling and fapping for her...
>>567044158This is clearly /uma/'s dream lobbyobnoxious late surger fangirls
this bread will be butter
Why does Kingu have the funniest faces?
>>567044375>Anon said he didn't link it cuz he fucked up>HUR DUR YOU GUYS ARE WORTHLESSAt least we are capable of reading the thread, which you clearly aren't. Same goes for all the retards begging for a bake, when anon said he would once we reach Page 7.
>>567044603>best story>best voice actor>best faces>best ass (according to agnes digital)>dogshit in game
>>567044603She is a very good girl
>>567044624Wtf is this real
>>567044624TRVKE
Day2 will be better
Choose my cm comp for today /uma/. Bottom 2 are recycled from cm12.
>>567044587Silly postan aside, what does salted butter have to do with the french? We going to pretend that only the french ever put salt on fucking butter?>>567044624Bbbbbbbbbbased
>>567044350I don't like this imageIt makes me sad
tamamo is a womanlet with a tiny pecker and she also sneaks out food from the all you can eat buffet!
i saw a king halo win today
>>567044624mambo is awesome though, it's fun to chat with my sprint-slinging brosI wish club chat didn't fall off so easily though I miss 60% of the conversations
>>567044779Butter is literally one of the 4 defining traits of the french>loses war>homosexual>stinky>eats butter
Everyone must get it together. You are umamusume, and you are Tracen representatives. Behave accordingly!
I have a request this thread:Fuku images or soundposts, GIVE ME A WHOLE FOLDER OF ORANGE WOMAN
>>567044825I hate every person who requests sprints.
Where I can find next CM guide?
next bread will be french
>>567044952Ask me what you want to know
Why are our bakers so braindead? One forgot to link previous thread so he didn't link it, and the other one didn't bake until page 7 despite already being asked to bake.
>>567044930Holy fuck I can't believe 99% of America is FRE*CH!The other three easily go for the US as well.>>567044971French Bread is great
Uma who would put their feet in my mouth? Other than Curren.
I MUST GO FUCKING FAST FUCK OUTTA THE WAY NEIGHERS!
>>567044951sprint shoe meta >>>> dirt shoe meta
>>567044946
>>567045059turbo would not say this
>>567045047>being oblivious of the concept of stereotypesOf course a tamamofag would be a retard
>>567044624>this pic after another mamboschizo started to stirshit drama againYou really can't disagree with him
>>567045071Explain the situation why Daiwa Scarlet is pressing herself against this glass. Did Toreina lock her out? Did Toreina fall asleep? Is Toreina fucking another girl in the car?
>>567044946>>567045113>He said while I mentioned hard facts about Americans
>>567045047Anon... they arent talking literal defining featuresExcept for maybe the stinky one
>>567045205The AI wills it
>>567044509if you're really concerned about it then just try for max wit + savvy @. Bring some late sparks too to try for late S. People rely on Dober unique with like 800 wit all the time tho.Your other 2 umas should be frontpack to drive the match composition forward so king is more likely to be 6 7 8 or 9 despite all that wit. I'd assume you still want uma stan but if you find yourself consistently too far ahead and losing because of it, it may actually be a detriment for her. I think everyones gonna be running taiki and flower tho so hopefully rooms will be pretty frontpack leaning.
>>567045205>sees porn>thinks of the logic behind itThis is why you must never take tylenol when pregnant
>>567045236>>567045263Not once have I ever heard the french being connected with butter, stereotypes or not, hence the confusion.
I might be infected with the hentai virus
Watch yourselves. A powerful horse has her eye on you.
>>567044624He really did dodge a bullet since every day is starting to devolve into dramas
>>567045451I'm lazy and retarded as fuck, Air Groove would never.
>>567045464This is why you either ignore or ridicule the shit stirrersBut no, this thread prefers to join in adding more shit and when the shit hits the fan they complain there's too much shit in it
>>567045363Yeah i think anon made that one up since ive also never heard of it.The other three are notorious stereotypes regarding them though.
>>567045539
>>567045363
>>567045539>he says while talking about the shit stirrers
>>567045371calling in the chiyo poster to deal with this anon
>entire run had a grand total of 1 (one) lucky charm for saleFuku owes me apology sex
>>567045319wtf is thisshe's not a fucking end, why?
>>567045574This is a good post
>>567045563So it's not just me, good.>>567045637Evil Chiyo poster here. Sorry, but I'm straight. /uma/gf when?
The French are maids end of story
Did /uma/ get a wake up call yet? Round 2 will be even harder
>>567045092I want to look up Rice's skirt and see her cute panties.
I was expecting much worse but round 1 is always free eatsRound 2 is where the pain will begin
>>567045747>round 2 will be harder If you don’t believe in your umas why are you even playing?
>>567045747I'm faring better than CM12 so far because it's not an XOguri roulette.
>>567045810Ticket is real cute
Did they make it so that you don't even need to win once in round 1 to get into group b round 2?
uma that 100% knows her trainer isn't "accidentally" brushing up against her boobs but lets him do it anyways?
>>567045706I know want to fuck the french
>>567045704my bad, got the wrong number, i meant to call the gay onelet me try again
>>567045917
>>567045747there's no way i go 0/40 on round 2
I'm planning on running ends on next mile CM, all I need is just cheerleader Kingu unique and pump right?
>>567045682Because it's a bad unique. Idk why people are calling her meta when even Ends regulaly get into 6th before the final spurt
>Halloween Doto>neck to neck>maestro>ult is speed + tetherPaceGODS... do we pull for her?
>>567045971Think that's been true since CM2. You literally can start participating on Day 3.
>>567044748Since no one responded I rolled 1-3-7 on a die.Bobo: 2-1-3-3-2Daiwa: 1-3-1-1-1Hoguri: 3-5-2-2-3Anyone want to choose second run?
>>567045975They know their trainer isnt doing it on accident because they are purposely pushing their breasts on their trainers.Cant trust umas.
>>567045997No connection at this number. Please try again, you idiot.
>>567046075Yes on Cheer. You might not even need Pump depending on the End Closer. Shadow Break and Budding Blossom are nice alternatives.
>>567046178I'll just give you a (You) but get the message nobody cares
>>567046149I'm pulling for her and I didn't even know she has those skills
>>567046418my pov
>>567046418Anon?!
Teio wouldn’t rape a torenah, right?
>>567046149it doesn't matter. nothing matters. I should've pulled for Nishino Flower. now I'll never get her. it's over.
>>567046245I guess you guys can go back to talking about butter and vtubers then...
>>567046418literally nothing is visible so it's okay
>>567046418me on the bed
>>567046516why the long face?
>>567046690falco when she about to go down on my entire 3 inches
till you like it
>>567045917True
Any CM14 rooms?
>>567046902Just call sweepy anon
im too employed for cms
>>567046418imagine the naizuri
Tickezo is really really really cute and strong and kind and I love her so much and wish she was real and was my friend
>>567046976
>>567046924What?
>>567046958stop working a shitty job anoni have nothing to do except play umamusume
>>567046516This is me but Dober
>>567046976yeah well I hope she FUCKING dies
gooooooooooooo tickkeeettttttttttt
pace chasers being trash and frontrunners requiring 5 times as much grinding as the other running styles leads to some interesting CM lobbies
lol, Versailles farm is selling handmade charms that use parts of the wooden fence Tanino Gimlet destroyed with a kickhow bad a financial decision do I want to make today
It's nyover...
>>567047115Holy bricked...
>>567047091Something something every object has a soul in it plus Japan being big on recycling and reusing old things. Bet your ass people will buy that shit to feel closer to the hons.
>>567047115how are some of you this lazy
>>567047021
>losing to some uma with shit sparks and shit cards but they still managed to get triple 1200 in speed power witthey should disqualify you if you highroll too much
>>567047137>>567047160Not my fault legend races don't have reminders...
What have i done
>>567046083 honestly it could work if cm14 actually became a 3front/taiki meta, obviously all Scorpio picks are back, especially with free speed eater vs late keen eye
>>567047234>Translation: BUHI BUHI BUHI
Winning Ticket14 starts, 6 wins, 1 second, and 2 thirds ¥424,125,000Sirius Symboli26 starts: 4 wins, 4 seconds, 2 thirds.¥143,100,000.
>>567047015I spooked into herjust get lucky
atleast whales earned their money
>>567047337lol
I don't want to train a Turf Falcon again.
tickezobwos is this our time?!
>>567047428holy sovl
>>567047428wait a minuteshow us her winrate
>>567047317Unironically true, most of my umas are from spooks
well atleast she got one victory
>>567047428you disgust me
Dahby
what the HECK is a BUHI nobody says that
>>567047337honestly you can get buhi tier results with a 60 usd per month on packs and the daily carats if you're staying on a two style uma budget of late and end cards, since you're not always spending on bullshit like wit curren
>>567047526she tied with goldship head oncei've only done one set so far
Some megawhale tried to front run with xoguri. Does it make any sense?
just btfo a 6 front lobby
>>567047613good enough, you're free to gogood luck dacchi
>>567047549i built the other two quickly so i could spend 90% of my careers trying to make a ticket>>567047705thanks finebwo
>>567047643Probably just gambling with with radiant star
>>567046418look how flat she isGod damn that's hot
Look at all these inspirations!It's worthless!
>>567047643just realized that xoguri gets zero use on her golds on med cms
Kinda glad Golshi is underperforming since I'm sick of relying on her for so many CM's
>>567047556The sound a paypiggie makes
>want to farm spurt, umastan, nimble>shakur wit and power halo has zero race bonus>yeppers has 5 rbThis is impossible
Bamboo Memory is overpowered and it's ruining the game THERE I said it. Whew I feel so much better now.
>>567047816it's kinda fucked how it's basically also the same in JP with his orange big bro
>>567047816>sick of relying on her>uses her
This is dumb, I'm farming CM15 parents despite having 0 CM14 aces because I have 0 clock. Fucking stupid game mode
>>567047832>Akiba Maid Warfuck yes
>>567047873you don't need rb for parents
kinokinokinokino
>>567047905but we LOVE our chestnut TYRANT (hero)
>>567047832I want to fuck this anime woman, where is she from
>>567047987You want SS rank parents for the high quality whites and pretty sure you can't achieve SS with sub 50 rb
Happy birthday Digitan
why is her hair so fucking stoopid
>>567047905The Gold family is eternal...Take that, FRAUDays...Take that, FRAUDolis...
>>567047938My laziness with MANT is higher than my desire to work on a Tamamo Cross with her mile E. Forgive me.
>>567048002I love these 3. Always wondered if want of them dislike singing and dancing
me when i spend disposable income on the game
Orf is one of the few umas where the horse is better looking
>>567044951bro please i have 24 sprint shoes to my name please bro
>>567048068is it even theoretically possible to be more precious than Digitan at that momentlook at her. she's all tuckered out from a full day of conventiongoing, or possibly watching uma races. I want to tuck her into bed and whisper into her ear "you're stronger than Doto or Opera O by the way, and they should fear you"
>>567048256
>>567048147fixed it for you
UMAMUSUME ARE SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>The first race i find a rival in is Kyoto Junior Stakesgfy
when parentfarming on maruzensky, at what point do you think it's safe to switch to late surger to fish for skill hints off rivals?
>>567048398probably 600/x/600 is pretty safe
>>567048256i want to talk about umamusumes with digitan while also being secrety a fan of hers...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
there is literally only ONE poster here obsessed with pigs and probably has a folder full of pig images i just know it
>>567048068Ahhhh Digitan...
https://poal.me/kd74snhttps://poal.me/kd74snhttps://poal.me/kd74sn
>>567048042oh then you're just being greedy atp
>>567048470
>>567048540
>>567048610literally me
>>567048552its not greed it's pretty basic stuff. reaching SS is like 15% better odds of getting white sparks. It's the difference between parents you could use and parents you want to use.
what is bro doing
>>567048884Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your momDoin' your mom, doin', doin' your momDoin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
my natie is useless everyone is way overstammed
In relation to the poll
buttshttps://files.catbox.moe/ivy8x4.png
>>567048868>want the gold skills with shitty cards for better rates for multiple high value skills>also wants the SS to get more white sparksif that isn't greedy idk what it isif it's basic stuff more people would hav been able to do it. Pick your struggle
>>567049064My carrot wouldn't be enough for Bourbon...
>>567047723Cacao is a recovery, plan was probably to just ensure the ult goes off and it's a midrace skill if it procs early and a free win if she gets it off with 777, though him not having A&S is an interesting decision since she's likely to end up in 1st
>>567049064many are saying this
>>567048550>https://poal.me/kd74snI was gonna add a new answer but "heaves like a pig" had me gasping for air laughing
>>567049064
Bobo a cute
not too many wins with ticket but i guess we'll see how bad she gets in round 2
>>567049323>>567049224
>>567047643>>567049274Hitting Miracle off 777 isn't that big of a deal. It's like running red Maru. Probably just likes XOguri and want to force her into the role.
>>567049309Glad I could give you a moment of fun.
wahey
bue
>>567048610Digitan is just the cutest
>>567049498go to sleep stupid
Yukino Bijin still exists.
>3 power>2 mile>3 prudent positioning>NO GROUNDWORKI WOULD'VE BEEN FINE EVEN WITH 1 GROUNDWORK STARAIEEEEEEE
>>567048884Is this enough stam for Taurus?
*sleeptyping*ZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz....Sioo sleepyyy /okyi10mNhkMilr h8la873568590
>>567049382>>567049323>>567049224>>567049064
>>567049674just take the falco pill
>>567049727that sag is immaculate and I will ensure my future wife looks like that
>>567049586>>567048256
>>567049728Does Falco not need groundwork or how are you recommending I get groundwork on Falco?
>>567049462ha, I just read this, remembered it, and laughed againclassic
>>567049674if subparents have gw I would take it
>>567049696hmmmmnyobetter add some more
>>567049765I could listen to her ramble on about umas all day and never get tired of it
>>567049765Interesting tail-styling concept.
>>567049779Bakushin guts
>>567049750She'll definitely look like Bourbon right
>>567049779>Falco userit's oper
>>567049765this. this and the picture of Digitan crying into the camera as she watches her daughter do idol dances in front of family photos.Peak Digitan. Her expression at seeing a little girl dressed as her, carrying her plushie... it's perfect.
>>567049851I CAN'T DO A GUTS BUILD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE AYABEEVEN THOUGH I'VE LOVED GUTSMAXXING SINCE BEFORE IT WAS EVEN VIABLE NOOO CYFUCKINGKIKES CAN'T EVEN LET ME PULL A SINGLE FUCKING SRFUCK YOU
>>567049880Opera?
PLEASE game let me terminate a career from the race loss screen instead of making me do the humiliation ritual of clicking through the post-race and TWO fucking events that no longer matter.
Digital's racewear is a fashion disaster
>>567049919You take Bakushin guts if you're NOT planning to gutsmax.
>>567048963Your Favorite Umartian
>>567049696my pisces xog had less
>>567049919>I CAN'T DO A GUTS BUILD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE AYABEGood. Bakushin gets 20 TE if she's not on guts.
>>567049975It is, and I have to accept that. Personally, I would've made it a classic idol otaku racewear. Happi with a generic uma on the back, or better still it cycles a random uma face and/or name every race (she has a racewear for all of them). Uma merch fan on her belt. Headband with glowsticks in it. Socks and sandals as the footwear.
>>567049975Definitely something adult Digitan will cringe hard about in later life
>>567049765>>567049975Digitanfags, this is your hero?
>>567049975Looks like something a clown would wear
>>567049701What the fuck sweepyanon go to sleep and stop running CM14 rooms
reminder that Digitan still has 1 alt quota left
>>567049975yea but tummy and pits....
>>567049612I just woke up wtf...
>>567050226Digitan will cry seeing this...
Do people actually like the ingame stories? So many of them are trash I don't even bother reading them anymore unless it's a character I really really like.How do you enjoy the story when you win 10 races in a row, beat your rival everytime and your uma starts crying about how much weaker than her rival she is? They could have at least added different story branches depending on how well you do in races.
at some point, CM feels more like 90% luck than anythingLike, I'm winning against players with better umas that I shouldn't win againt then getting shat on by players with worse umas, like not even cap stats+med SIt doesn't make a single sense
>>567050313W-What's happening to Digital in that image...
>>567050431good for you for realizing it
who group B here
>>567050390I've played enough gachas to know gachaplayers have very low standards when it comes to story
i dont play the game which uma is for me?
>>567050446Sex
>>567050481H-haha.. s-surely nobody's on group b, right? That would be very embarrassing...
>>567049701Bourbon dominates with a insurmountable 2 1/2 lead>>567050281I will!!! I just wanted to do one more room....Race you tommorow /uma/
>>567050431It's always been like ever since CM1. Funny enough the wake up call for me was an indog vtuber that grinded so hard, 80% WR and only for her to randomly lose finals. The last race itself also didn't make sense.
>>567050556>end haloSTOP MUTATING UMAS
We should all rape Digitan
>>567050653how the fuck else can Cheer Kingu work without end position
>>567050431>>567050594welcome to horse racingjaps aren't winning the larc btw
>>567050660This but tenderly love instead
>>567050226Yes.>>567050446She learned there was a way to increase the number of umamusume in the world with the help of her trainer.
>>567050731are they even bringing someone to larc this year
this game is stupid>all skills are useless except these three skills on this one uma that makes it auto winfuck this game and fuck you too
>>567050481No way not me…
>>567050753but still everyone at the same time
>>567050226Outfit precision designed for pitjobs
>>567050226yes, correct. THE WARRIOR WHO DOESN'T CHOOSE HER BATTLEFIELD!
agnes hebegital
Digitan's stinky hairy omanko!!!!!!!!
>>567050862I'd take this alt
Happy birthday to the only agnes that could actually win TM Opera O!
>>567050862Why was this not an alt
Happy Birthday Digitan!Digitan LOVE!
>>567050862the so called warrior who doesn't choose her battlefield when it is sprint or long
>>567050764tabaru and masq ballz i think
>>567050959>digitan alt without exposed armpits and thighsNever
>>567050873SEEEEEXXXXX>>567050881true
digitan fucks her trainer rough, sloppy and sweaty btw
haha remember when unique skill animations had some implication of going faster? haha!>>567050968blowjobs under the desk from meido digitan.
we should all feed Digitan
Digitan is really shy about sex and would be shocked when you show her your cock
>>567047115All you had to do is click on it three times you lazy retard.>>567047242They do. You are reminded on the mission menu in the bottom right corner. You are reminded by a horseshoe on the event panel in the race menu.
>>567050594>>567050431>Have strongest racer in Capricorn finals>Win pace promote>Still lose because both opponents' single digit % winrate late surgers caught her anyway>3rd place>Have strongest racer in Aquarius>Late starts into 9th place for the first time in 81 races>Thrown off podium entirely>Have strongest racer in Aries>late starts, support Natie drifts in front of her, blocks for 10 seconds at the final leg>3rd place>Re-simulation of race makes me win 70% of the time>Libra Cup>Eat shit through all qualifying rounds, staminalet horses, huge miscalculations, shitty emergency ace runs over and over, hair's breadth away from qualifying even for Round 2 let alone finals<-
Digitan!
All these biodrone metaslaves are pathetic. Only good at following guides. Takeshi had to figure this out themselves
>>567051098You don’t really show girl much during her first time, it’s more about touching/ humping
I regret skipping digitan
>>567051185Please attach Gold City to this post
>>567051231But with a disgust face
>>567050968DIGITAN LOVE!>>567050981The real horse ran sprints multiple times and won one of them.
>>567051084more like DigiTON
What's good for lates in CM14?
>>567051185Biodrone sounds cool anons..
Hey
>>567051275mutating to paces or ends
>>567050481Only run 2x5 and both of them were one win on Ass Wonder gamble.
Digitan would have to run all her races with cum running down her legs if I was her torena
>>567051293i'm a bionicle!
Digitan should get the spirit of Secretariat bothering her like Sundayman does to Cafe
>>567051329Sup
I want to have sex with Digitan before and after each race
>>567050481Sup, Natie(non debuffer) grabbed me two winsHow did she even do that
I read Tazuna's tutorial every time i start a career
>>567051546that's gonna cause her performance to drop
>>567051508>its just them arguing over what merch to buy on a tight budget
>>567051576>hentai cant handle prerace sexOOC
>>567051576She should retire to be my broodmare
>>567050481I accidentally into group ALooking forward to fighting to get into B finals
>>567051573I hate clicking it by accident cause she looks sad when you want to exit the tutorial
comfy hours
>>567051580>great great granddaughter of uma USA's greatest super star>tight budgetWhat the fuck are they doing there
>>567051689Mambo!
>>567051689mamb
>>567051730too many borgars
>>567049498
DAMN IT Only three speed anklets the entire run, but all the power anklets in the world
>>567051872literally I
danger honse
>>567051689>someone is using my mambo as a ritualpostinsane
>>567051991Most fertile body, by the way
>>567052009just wait till i realise the lore that you're actually a rudolfposter
>>567050431Uma musume is... le RNG???
>>567050431Anon...
>>567051689Mambo's leadership should have been passed to him...
>>567052135he's too busy flying in first class but he's also not a true mambobeliever... don't fall for it...
Danchou said he wouldn't still love me if I was a worm
New Mambodanchou here. Just letting you guys know in advance I'm changing the club name to FukuLove next month.
>>567052174Go on digitan, she didn't tell you to stop...
New Tamalovedanchou here. Just letting you guys know in advance I'm changing the club name to Mambo next month.
I've gone through four inspirations with parents with literally nothing but medium starslike 15 or 16No medium S
>>567052221
>>567051689If comfy hours are dead hours then I don’t like it
>>567052174what is her fucking problem
>>567052159>no one in Mambo is a true MambobelieverJust do the deed and rename the club
>>567052135He was the one who ran off with his girlfriend
power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile
>>567052263I got Mile sparks to procc THREE times during the most recent ace tentative, I'm so over this shit
>>5670523501* speed 3* pace you say?
>>567052327uma grok is this real?
>got matched with this Laisu trainer>actually brought a Laisu to his CM teamMy knees are exploding
Why does the game only give me medium S when I'm having a bad run
Iwould have renamed it to Orangejk
Birthday sex with Agnes!
>>567052390fFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS GAME
>>567052457nothing personal
>MVPI expect nothing less of my wife
>>567052457This is good actually
>>567052457You didn’t do the spark reroll?
>>567052457Not worth lending, but definitely worth using
>>567052457save it for tachyon event
>>567052457that looks usable
>>567052526>>567052545>>567052558would need atleast a 1* power cause one of my subparent is a 3 mile 3 stam
Why does everyone keep saying he's dead?
>>567052174I think Rudolf have a domination loss fetish
Does anyone have a list of uniques that work on CM14? All styles, I just want to see what works so I can make a list then let RNG decide which umas I'd use
>first time doing a pasa run on MANTI forgot how smooth her career is thanks to her dumb ult
>>567052601>rank 153
>>567052695it's so fucking comfy parent farming on her, she wins niigata first try too
>>567052695I even run front on her just to get the extra skills
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE INVESTED STOCKS INTO MAMBO
>Everyone in Mambo is a botting nigger
so, what's your CM14 team?
>>567051152huh, that happened to me last CM too. I was doing great, best i've ever performed, only to get a complete anti-mycomp final lobby coupled with a hilariously bad series of events. The whole final was like one big humiliation ritual tailor made to humble me for my hubris.
>>567052843Daiwa is not that small
>>567052846I hate end closers so probably some triple front garbage
SCARLET MOLEST ME AGAIN
I'm the President of the Digitan Protection Society
>>567052846Triple Lates
>>567052843can confirm. my one run a day? BOTTED.
>>567052846triple pace as always
>>567052846Tama, Oguri/Fuku lates
>>567052846Teiothen maybe I'll let thread post number decide again like what I did this CM or a roulette if too many choices
>>567052846im just gonna send my team trials guys idgaf anymore
>>567052658front: A&S, planchapace: budding blossom, mummy(?)late and end: pump, red shift, tracen cheer
>>567052846every day triple late
>>567052964>protectionDigitan would never
Feel like I'm being matched up with a lot of weaker/oshi teamsNot that it matters, since I'm fielding a TT team.
>>567052846Triple ends. Perfect time to use Tama because you don't need to juggle mile sparks on her anymore
>>567052846taiki, brian and inari one
>>567052846they laughed at me for frontfagging so now it's time to turn the tables
>>567053086in open league?
i got that jong in me
>>567052846cheer kingu late/endundecided frontundecided pace>>567052881idk they look pretty big to me
pppfrffrttfrffftpppfrtfpppftrftfftrfppppttth
>>567053302excellent post
McQueen would say this
sexs desuwa
>>567052846late gambling
MOVE YOUR ASS DEIO SUDEBBU
>>567053440Stupid whorse
>>567052846Runaway Suzuka and 2 pace chasers, considering Finemo and Bakushin for their mid race uniques to overtake Fronts who think they will benefit from my Suzuka
Who do I use as parents for Flower and Cheer Halo?
Maguin!
>>567053053ThanksLET'S GO GAMBLING
>>567053430I got fugged by a Goldshi
>>567053440
>>567053517
Sex with Manhattan Cafe while she’s having difficulties maintaining her weight
>>567053490
>>567053546
>>567052846thanks bros i liked the abundance of late gambling in the answers. milekino cm will be milekino as usualcontemplating front falco, pace chiyono, late vodka, late cheer halo myself but not sure which one not to take
>>567053615I normally love cafebut this is off-putting
>>567053616Fine Motion is not sexy
>>567053715you're going to ireland :)
>>567053715
>>567053680
Hello!
>>567053517flower take condor and mummy creek parents with your choice of velocity grandparentshalo take ryan parent and your choice of velocity everything else. its worth noting, dober's secondary trigger of "final corner mid-race" triggers here making her unique useless.
I find it hard to be sexually attracted to fine motion because her design looks like a squirrel to me and i don't like squirrels that much
mayano top gun is not sexy
>>567053870I see it
>>567053870well I'm attracted to wealth power ramen and confidence
>>567053916Take it back. NOW.
Umas taking you home
>>567053916Yes she is
>>567054039Mumbo
>>567054170baited this exact post
We did it Torena. A win out of 15 races
>>567054268I fell for it
your answer?
>>567054331Digitan?!
>>567054310We did it, Maya! We made B finals! Maya...?
>>567054413peeeeeero
>>567054406Falco I love you!!!!
Danchou... gomen...
>>567044574No no no Im some casual f2p with only 2 gacha MLB SSR which are Kitasan and Creek. I kept using Dober and Sunday at 10RB for the most part I only ended up making 1 uma SS rank. For 2 months.Earlier this monthI finally got dupes of Agnes Tachyon SR wit card with the free pulls now at 2LB and used up 2 gold crystal and created 3 SS umas in under a week. I've been playing less uma for the entire week since theres 0 event points to farm but man having better cards will give you better results. If you are f2p like me just accept it having a shitty deck will give you sub par result. Game is extremely jewish making you think you are bad with the limited hand you have but you are actually not if you dont become a prey to their system. Cmon down to Group B with me and enjoy a less tryhard CMs (especially those mediums are brutal for f2p with parents leaning to stamina and less of power)
>>567054406*cums inside
This gacha game surprisingly has low amount of maintenance, probably from how little content there is
>>567054431MAYACCHI NOOOOOOOOO
finemo is a squirreldia is an owlchiyo is a doganymore analogies?
im scared
>>567054595cat
>>567054556the game doesn't make you think you're badyou just go to /uma/ and believe that everyone is some kind of paypiggy making SS+ aces and easily hit UG for fun.
>>567054431Maya...
>>567054595curren is a WHORE
>>567054657uh oh piggy melty
>>567054431Mayano...
>>567054595animalogies
>>567054595This is a cat
>>567054598>2k stats and 1.8k sp in 1 clickgoddamn what is happening over in JP
AAAIEEEE i should have quit after the second win
>>567054595No she's a succubus
>>567054749using hachimi will give you a visual bug
I'm gonna go do a Narita Top Road in the toilet right now
>>567054595>dia is an owl
>>567054595opera bird is canon
>>567054840bathroom sex is overrated
are we done with mediumslop yet?
>>567054963why are they speaking in playstation
>>567054595
>>567054431Mayacchi... Wake up... Please...Tried adding my Mayacchi numbers and because it had the funny number
>>567054413Nature when she knows she can overpower you
>>567054995She is pretending to listen to him
>>567055001SEX sEVEN
>>567054995He's activating a cheat code. Curren just doesn't know it yet
>>567054595inumusume
>>567055001
>>567055001excellent
>>567054574>>567054690>>567054727Dont be so dramatic. All she needs is a warm bubble bath and she's as good as new
>>567052846S.Maruzen, Taishit, and Tama probably
>>567055201or a whole season sleep
>>567055307Maya you're sleeping through another anime season!
>>567051129Nu-uh, right after the first win on steam it aint!
there's probably someone out there who masturbates to digitan unironically
>character song is named goy wa derbywhat did she mean by this
>>567055397what the hell do you mean, nobody masturbates ironically
>>567055417Good morning
>>567055397yea me, the straight man
>>567054595Fuku as a frog????????
Biwa wife on the main channel!https://youtube.com/shorts/Sm4Nbrio4vI
>>567055485>>567054595A cat as well
Since we're in comfy hours and i'm bored, is any anons interested in me hosting a random hunger games sim since we haven't done one in a while?
>>567055641Isn’t that bannable
>>567055694Yes but i don't mind. Usually /uma/ has been nice to me when i've done it in the past and i haven't gotten banned the last two times i've done it.
>>567055641Sure why not
>>567055728>>567055641if we aren't getting banned, i'm down for it
>>567055641Do it and I nominate>new mambchou
>>567055641Sure why not but please only characters related meymeys and no thread celeb culture
>>567055782>>567055789>>567055809>>567055842Ok why not then. Post your waifus and a pic (name optional) and i'll set it up.My only rule is that it must be global released characters (support cards not included).
>>567055874Immediately lost interest
>>567054963Curren bloomers are smelly and erotic
>>567055874My Paizuri Slave
>>567055515
power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile power mile
>>567055874Silly Symboli
>>567055874first-rate jobber
>>567055920
>>567055874Hachimi or 3 Fractures you decide
>>567055874
>>567055874YOSH IKUYOOOOO
>>567055874Gun Journey.
>>567055994I BELEEB POWR MILE
>>567055994no groundwork is like an extra spit in my face
>>567055874God of Wind herself
>>567055515such a big mane[/spoilerp
>>567056143>[/spoilerp
>>567055874DAAAAAAAHBYYYYY
>>567052263>*five* inspirations with parents with 15 medium stars>Need to finish out the career for the daily>Becomes one of my best ace runs so farThere was no other possible outcome
>>567055874Big water propaganda
>>567055874VILLAIN
>>567055874-5 clocks
>>567055918>>567056271>>567056252>>567056089They're not global umas but should i allow umas if they're in support cards? I don't mind
>>567055874>think about it>no actual designated "waifu" umaWhat the FUCKWhat am I even doing here
>>567055874dotovillain
>>567056180still works :3
>>567056326Think support cards should be allowed, yeah
>>567056326>pearl isn't globalyou don't play the game
>>567056326I'm biased with Silly, and Pearl or -5 clocks is relatable enough
>>567056365>>567056393Ok, why not. >>567056413I'll put them both in, there's lots of slots to fill.
>>567055874taiki shuddle des
>>567056326who cares
holy shit just got 3 clocks out of a single reward present in team trialsSCORE
Kitasan's skirt is too short
nothin personnel kid
>>567056271NOT TODAY PEARL!
>>567055874Teiobro
Kitasan's skirt is not short enough
Good morning bros, is the thread slow today?
More like Sexing the Pearl..!
that interaction was funny
>>567056731no one says this
>>567056756Doto would do this but for real
>>567056756That plot twist was wild, I couldn't believe Doto was the evil witch all along
Sexing the Pearl right in her umanko!
we're really doing deb*ffers again huh?
>>567056756why is doto such an evil bitch
>>567055874Tanuki Rudolf>>567056756Why is she so evil
>>567056905Just wait until you see late game deboof Natures
>>567056901SEX!PENIS!VAGINA-NA!
>>567056682Good morning Pearl anon!Thread is comfy right now
https://x.com/biccameraE/status/2055196484610724234 digitan
I DONT WANNA TRAIN FOR MILESLOP
The fight begins to get the perfect parent combo so I can make Tracen Cheer + Pump + Spurt End Closer Teio for next CM.
I'll lose, but at least I'm not using a debuffer.
>>567056682Good morning. We're on our usual comfy SEA hours
Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf!
>>567052846Triple late forever.
>>567057117Is summer gold ship good only for TT? What if I want to use her on a cm
>>567057238
>>567057174
>>567057283she's gambling
>>567054170Ai slop. Only outlines should be visible.
>6th>rushed>6th>6th>6th>late race begins>brought MPB + red shit but no pump
>>567057283she's also a meta inherit for debuffers :)But as an ace herself she is worse than her base version
>>567057305Love me Laisu
>>567057283S.Golshi's main use is to put her ult on debuffers so they can fire their gold one more time
>>567057283You take normal Goldshippu and put her in the bikini skin
>>567057283bad as an ace, op inherit for debuffersif you want a usable golshi that's not the original you wait for l'arc
>>567057096>>567057174Good morning!
How's summer Makween as ace?
I've filled the rest but... all the slots have locked in for the 5th /uma/ hunger games (comfy edition). Here are your contestants!
Gold Ship is actually insane. You guys pulled for CBT, right?
>>567057548No I dont want to be competitive anymore
It's fine, I don't need Red Shift.
>>567055874The unforgettable Machan
>>567057548Nah I like Tama and Inari, but not enough to spark C.B.
>>567057283as an ace you play her like a late gambler (but she's end) her ult triggers at a random point late race so you hope to just hit the accels at the right timeit's worse than normal goldship but she's very funny
>>567057408She's also apparently meta for team trials since her unique counts as the 1 skill activating + the gold skill actiating for 1700 points. put that on 15 umas and it boosts your score by 18k every round before applicable multipliers.
>>567057515>(El 3 Fractures)lmao>>567057648How the fuck
the A+ and below rating restriction should apply to graded league as well so that i don't see debuffer niggers
All the contestants have prepared themselves, the horns have been sounded. And the hunger game begins! First blood has been struck!
>>567057548I just borrowed it lole
>>567057515>>567057687Fuck i was late
>>567057512not great desuwaher unique is a 5s midrace speedup which will get really long duration on longs and gets even more bonus duration scaling with your stamina, which you'd think would be great, but it's only as strong as a white (0.15 velocity)she does get a gold+ recovery for longs though so relatively comfy to build
>>567057783TEIOBRO WAS TOO FAT
>>567057847>not great desuwaPlease tell me she gets another alt.. or she gets stronger evo skills.
>>567057783bro...
>>567057783MAYA NOOOOO
>>567057512long pacer that isn't oguri...
>>567057915STOP POSTING THIS LITTLE FREAK
>>567057903>base Maky>anime Maky>swimsuit MakyMein Führer... I'm...sorry
>>567057783MAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Two contestants have fallen in the bloodbath and the bloody race continues to Day 1.
>>567057783
>>567057783>YOOOOOSHI IKKUYOOOOOOO>DIESCANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>567058023o-oh...
>>567057903>Please tell me she gets another alt.. i'm sorry, macbro.>or she gets stronger evo skillsher evo skills are... okay.upgraded headliner helps her do her gimmick of mid-race velocity more, and upgraded single-minded gives her even MORE stamina recoveryyou can use her. on longs. she's pretty alright on longs.
>>567057783>Silly Symboli grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty
>>567057903maybe one day if they break the rule
>>567058023CURREN YOU WHORE
>>567058238>they will never find the bodies
>>567058172She is very silly
bring me, Smart Falcon
>>567058023>bag full of explosives>lets a psychopath that killed another uma live
The contestants make a break for it but death chases faster. All the contestants have been called into... THE ARENA. And in the arena is full of... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS IT'S A HAVOC
>>567057903bc of this, macky will get a new alt at 6th anni
>>567058361>
>>567058361>suddenly bugswtf
>>567058318She lived, bitch.
>>567058361TEIOBRO IS A FUCKING MENACE
>>567058361
>>567058361HOLY SHIT TEIOBRO CAN RUN
>>567058361TEIOBRO..........
AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE DON'T LOOK LATEBROS
>>567058361NOOOO ONE VILLAIN IS DOWN
>>567058495He didn't run though, he had to kill DAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY to use as bait
>>567058525Wtf happened front heavy room
In a blink of an eye.. sixteen contestants have already lost their lives and the day hasn't even finished... Night one begins. P.S Going to spoiler from now on because images are smaller
>>567058541It still meant that he can move fast enough for the bees to not sting him as well
>>567058628nepobaby
>>567058628Falco will betray Chiyo
The umas fight for their last breath. For some, there was no more. After a bloody day... all the survivors grow hungry... and turn to THE FEAST
>>567058842kingu....
>>567058525to be a late gambler is to accept somebody must be in 9th place at the end of the racesometimes your early and mid race don't go off right and you get stuck at 7th or below the whole tracksometimes you fail your wit checks and just don't accelsometimes that guy in 9th has to be you
>>567058842Lore accurate Kingu
>>567058842Tanuki Rudolf NOOOOOOO!!!!
>>567058842KAICHOU NOOOOOOOOOO
Sleep is a luxury for the five who remain. Historians argue this has been the most bloody start to a hunger games, potentially rivaling the third hunger games...Day 2 begins...
>>567059032It's kino
>>567059032I only realized YADA and Teiobro fucking died during the fight
>>567058525To be a Late is to gamble with your life on the line. Shiraoki-sama demands no less, and by the gods I will step up to the plate
The previous champ continues to survive. Can she, the dumb dog, reign supreme once again? Or will a new champion emerge? Only time will tell...Against their will... all the umas have been called again... to THE ARENA.>>567059140I noticed that too
>>567059209DOTOVILLAIN GOOFED UPCOLD BLOODED MURDERER FALCO
>>567059209oh ntyo nyo nyo she goofed up
>>567059209my wife... no...
>>567059209KING NOOOOOOOOO
ONLY THREE ARE LEFT!!!At this point, it's do or die! It could end in any moment. (And hopefully i'll remember spoiler it).Night 2 begins.
>>567059209Cheering for my girl
>entire lobby are latechadsPEAK UMA
>>567059463Flash trying to relive her younger days wearing cheerleader outfits...
I think.. no... we all know... the contestants feel it themselves. That feeling. The dread of a single mistake. That's all it takes.Day 3 begins.
>>567059443She's got this
>>567059594Whoever wins, we all lose
...Night 3 begins...
Nobody wants to make the first move. But eventually... someone will have to...Day 4 begins.
Now end the Hunger games thing so nobody will know how it ends
>>567059938lol
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reall yreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really love Stego.
Night 4 begins and creeping darkness devours all hope. One more has fallen.
>>567060057DUMBASS
>>567060057FALCO GOT THIS
THE HORNS HAVE ONCE AGAIN BEEN SOUNDED.BUT THIS TIME IT IS NOT TO SIGNAL THE BEGINNING.IT IS THE END. A VICTOR HAS TRIUMPHED! DAY 5 BEGINS
>>567060189HOEEEH
>>567060189
>>567060189HOOOEEEEHHHHHH
>>567060189MINNA
>>567060189THE STRONGEST ORB
>>567060189WHOEHR
>>567060057No lickies for Bakushin no more
>>567060189MINAAAAHOEEEEEEEEEEEEEH ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your winner is I CAN'T DO THATAnd an image of final placements, thanks everyone for participating again! Until next comfy time...
>>567060189Mina! Uoen Arigatou!
>>567060461yooosh! ikuyooooooooooooooo *dies*
>>567060461if i were in a hunger games i would be literally maya
>>567060461Thanks for doing this! Everyone died too fast but some of the results were really funny
>>567060461Maya...
>>567060461>YOOOSH! IKUYOOOO!>24th place
GG Falcobros, it was close
>>567060461YOOOSH IKUYOOOOOOOOOO>Last placeThis is just too accurate
So what did we learn?
SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN
Tachyon and Nakayama.Oh and Falco I guess.
sasuga uchiya
https://files.catbox.moe/2vzw2k.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/9duuxd.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/l4gna1.png
>>567060845this nigga's X got nuked again...
Staygoldtranny spams the thread then pretends he plays the game, must be a day ending in y.
>>567061410I really hope you aren't this deranged irl lmao, tho it would explain why you're always being a schizo here
I guess comfy hours are over
female trainers:>beautiful or cute>beautiful or cute>beautiful or cute>beautiful or cutemale anime trainers:>fuckass shave>fuckass 40 year old bum>grandpa midget>lanky ass man in his 20s that looks like 50>old man>old man>old man>LITERALLY Kiryu from Yakuza/Like A Dragon™?
good morning lovesick maiden
>>567061553Women are beautiful or cuteWe are overdue for an ikemen trainer though.
>>567061553>>lanky ass man in his 20s that looks like 50I look like this
>>567061340Orfe is so ugly
>>567061553n*ngen propaganda
>>567061694No.Though I miss her beta design every day.
>>567060461>>567060189THE STRONGEST
>>567061553Aoi and the anime bitch trainer are ugly tho?
>>567061821Aoi is cute you troglodyte.
>>567061821shut your bitch mouth whore
>>567061553I rock his fit when I go to the turf myself
>>567061821Aoi just looks like a fucking dork and it's actually endearing
>>567061821Curren is a whore
>>567061821You can just ask for Aoi pictures dawg you don't have to make yourself seem like a faggot.
>>567044739>It was not better.
>>567060189AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>this is someone's fetish
IMAGE LIMIT
>>567060189>I can't do that>did it
How do we feel about the orb uma?
>>567061553gwo im a twink tho???
Imma wait for page 3 before baking just in case someone else is baking once we hit bump limit
>>567062179No, you are an old man.
>>567061553It's funny that we don't have young male trainers in other media, the youngest is probably canopus' trainer but in the game you have creek's, curren's(debatable), ines', diamond's, almond eye's and definitely buena vista'sI guess cygames doesn't want to offend the target audience (old men) lol
>>567062226d-don't shay that....
>>567062286OLD MAN, just like us
We'd still have images if we didn't have a spamming jptranny
>>56706223930 is not old! I am young and I have, like, one fifth of my life left!
>>567062346I'm a zoomer thoughever...
>>567062225No Rulership Thread
>the_sexiest_uma.jpgIt seems that I can't post my image, can a kind anon describe it to the thread please.
Maruzen and Urara's trainers are DEFINITELY in their 40sStinky old men
7 and you do a MANT run right now
>>567061553Canopus' trainer is actually a pretty guy
7 and yeppers
Heh yeppers
7 and you marry a MOB uma
>>567062545I'm 30 yrs old though.
>>567062545My headcannon is that Maruzen is trainer's sugar mommy
>>567062627Obviously our trainee is a mob uma during the junior year, thus they count
>>567062627Finally! YAY
>>567062651You're OLD. You're an UNC.
Where new thread
Imagine I posted an image of Mejiro RamonuSex with Mejiro Ramonu
I'm making dinner so I can't bake bwos
>>567062545Maruzen's trainer is canonically a young trainer, in his early 20s. So she can use him as a toyboy
>>567061553No one wants to see ugly women, not even other women
>>567062859>>567062859>>567062859
>>567062738WOAAAAAH AWOOOOOGAAAAA HAG SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXI love older women!
>>567062534>158cm tall>very long brown hair>thin waist and wide hips>big, soft and jiggly>extremely cute voice>kind of a daredevil>very honest with her feelings>very dedicated>she's the werewolf
>>567062913Manhattan Cafe?
>>567063012>big soft and jiggly>manhattan cafè
