Previous: >>567043854>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
I love Orange
Sex with Mejiro Ramonu
New bread baked
>>567062923WOAAAAAH AWOOOOOGAAAAA HAG SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXI love older women!
>old men
>>567062923Hags aren't sexy
>>567062859pov: you told Digitan she looks cute today
>>567063028>running the world
>>567063049
>>567063159Ugly oshi
>>567063028Made for goo goo babies
Can't remember the last time I got medium S
digitan looks like a downie
SEX with digitan
>>567063159>hearts in the eyeswhat does this mean?
>>567063237Tsundere-kun
>mambo is full of flatliners>mambo is full of bottersCAN'T. STOP. WINNINGGGGGGGGG
Now is a good time to queue right? Ikuyoooooooooo
>>567063372>going from flatlining horizontally to flatlining diagonally
digital is an umarican....
Stego cute.
>>567063372We are whatever the thread needs us to be
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>567063468>ikuyoposts>no maya
QUEUE NOW!
>>567063372https://youtu.be/4rIdFmXcnAA
>>567063468I just got a 4 win hour ago
>>567063537You don't play the game.
>>567062936*roasts*
>MejiroCo>not running a Mejiro
>>567063775Holy shit, sexo
>>567063775fuckking sex
>>567063537
>>567063775Manhattan Cafe Mocha
>>567063558image is fake because no one runs curren in MANTi am gonna attempt it for cm14...
>>567063775>blackwashingThe East has fallen, billions must die.
>>567064020
>>567063048nyo...
>>567063630damn you were right
meido Stego!
>>567064202
I need Lilac's umanko in my face
>>567062859Digitan propaganda is probably one of the most effective propaganda that worked to me
>>567064364I have a folder specifically for this guy because his art honestly kinda looks like AI slop. Whether assisted or just he has a style that's unfortunate enough to look like it.
>>567064367Don’t put the cart before the horse
>>567064830what's a horse
>>567064367Stego taking advantage of Oru's love of little children is messed up.
Digital would make a wonderful mother, imagine her love for Uma concentrated into an Uma child on top of her motherly instincts
>>567065040What if you don't have an Uma child...
>>567064908Something you rideYou are a horse to your trainee
>>567064168Boyumas don't deserve sex.
>>567065040imagine having 10 kids with her and not a single uma
>>567065152Keep trying until you have a few
>>567065181They can just rape their trainers like the mares do.
>>567065271And they do!
i refuse to believe gold ship can be assed to rape her trainer
>>567065181
>>567065342She'd do it as a prank just because she could, but leave halfway through to go do something else
>>567064364licking lustfully and aggressively stego's exposed thigh
>>567065342That exact way of thinking is the reason umas keep getting away with it
Rare Brick (835612678) has one spot for an anon who needs a comfy A+ club>25mil monthly>don't flatline and disappear>medium shoes>stickers in chatReply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/
>>567065342yeah she drugged you and brought you to a seckuded island but there's no way she raped you haha she just kinda stared at your body for hours doing nothing haha
>>567065342Gold Ship is a LARPer, she loves her torena
I am confident my trainee would never, ever rape me.
>>567065392Petit Cheval
>>567065610>comfy>quota
>>567064818you have to understand "ai art" comes from human arts. Do not fall in a witch hunt.
>>567065712Same but because it'll be consensual therefore isn't rape
>>567065750surely you've already gotten 25mil for your club already anon
>>567065760No, I get it. It's why I still save his art. I'm also never actually going to call it out on twitter or whatever either. I'm just saying it has that certain look that really makes it seem that way. I've definitely seen actual AI assisted art before that looks like it
these horses are too sexy
>>567065760slop is slopif it's good enough to be passable, then there's no issueif it doesn't pass, then it's not up to snuff
I hate CMs.
I need pregumas
>>567066135
>>567066089nobody here is talking about "quality"
>>567066213Imagine how fussy Creek would get over being the one catered to and pampered during her pregnancy
>>567063775normalize choco-fying umas as long as it isnt the western artists doing it
>>567066236The other anon did say that "looking like AI/AI assisted" is unfortunate for an art style. I'd call that a quality thing
>>567066107i wish they were more frequent so people would have less time to create some perfect bullshit i can't beat
>>567066213pounding pregnant creeks pussy without pause
>>567066368western artists love doing shit like black lips and dreads and make them have weird shapes in their noses and face structures. No one would say anything if you'd just darken them a little
>>567066419This is your problem.
Belno is one of the weaker umasMeaning she can be raped
>>567066419That always existed even before ai and we just called it soulless, it's probably what most sloppa is trained on. old men will rember sakimichan
>>567066549SEX
>>567066368I think the main difference is the goalWith this and >>567063775, it was obviously done to make the specific design they were making more appealingWith a lot of western artists, they simply do it to make the characters “theirs” in a sense
>>567066660>old menthat nigga was active like less than 10 years ago
wahey
>>567066790You already said this earlier
Day2 will be way worse
>Have no idea who to make for this CM>fuck it>last minute make a narita brian>she gets my jobber f2p ass into group AThank you based brian, my oshi was right about you
>>567066543I really don'tYou on the other hand seem to have a problem with people having a preference against slop and projecting it on me, and that other anon with your "witch hunt" call out, though. And I'm not really gonna entertain the conversation anymore. Take your AI generated stick out of your ass, unc.
>>567066790You should say this more
>my Tama and Golshi always goes nyoom against front and win in a last secondthis feels like cheating
>>567066940>"i don't have a problem, you have a problem!">says bad things just because "ai le bad">i was just warning that person to not mistake "ai art" with "human art" just because it looks like "ai art"i see anon, i see.
i have NEVER gotten the horse i wanted in the first 100 pulls it's always a spook
>>567067214that's because you wanted a horsewe rolling umas
>>5670667792012 is almost 15 years ago unc
>>567065894"AI assisted"You mean lazy slop
eaY
https://files.catbox.moe/ds776k.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/j1t1lq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/i0wx5x.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/koa4qi.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/6s3qgh.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/q83abf.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/1h3w6p.png
heh, nothing personal*uunzips dick*
>>567067628that's when he started, right?it's not like he only made some art in 2012 and then fucked off
>>567067752Don’t click, the fourth link is dolphin porn
shuki
>>567067917I say this about Urara while gooning
>>567067752That dick looks good
>>567067972So does Digitan
>>567067752>gay sexKill boyfags
>>567063775SEX
Guys guysITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>boss calls me while I'm on the shitter to tell me to come in because my coworker called in sickI hate women
how come nobody calls spe a brown?
>>567068686Goodluck anon, don't fuck it up
Daughter
Yae
I really... really do not understandI thought i got it, i thought i undestood TB, how to play it, how to get good umasAnd yet, CM is impossible for me, i just achieved 2 SS from the start of this career. I see other people horses and i see their decks and they have cards i can only borrow and some of them aren't really that good, even their parents suck comparing to mine... and yet they win.I feel defeated and i don't know how to do better
>>567068686Dogshit summer camp for you
Urara would have been better if she kept the gaki personality she had in her debut manga
>>567069115>I really... really do not understandget hakuraku and be autistic and join a bunch of rooms until you find the perfect umas
Heh, it's like Smash final screens.
Be honest, what do you hate most about /uma/ and certain Anons that post here?
>>567069247Attention-hungry
>>567069204hakuraku?
>>567069115if you can reach SS and get good stats (max speed, 1k+ wit and power), then after that it's all about knowing what skills work on a track and which dont. I'm sure if you posted some aces then we could give you some feedback on what they're lacking
>>567069247Image spamming off topic trannies like the staygoldnigger
>grind hard for the CM>lose horribly>toss in my TT shitters for the CM>5 wins
>>567069247That I can't reach them physically and pound their stupid little boy pussies into oblivion, just so they'll finally stop fagging out on /uma/.
>>567069321Why is she looking at me like that
>>567069463she would never do this to puppy chan
>>567069115I just grabbed 0.4 accel and stacked as much midrace (corner preference) as I could. Sometimes my girls chain skills just right and end up PDM breaking early to the point where they can't even trigger their ults, sometimes they just never hit 6th to trigger Moving Past and Beyond.
>>567069414>if you can reach SS and get good statsThat's what hard for me>I'm sure if you posted some aces then we could give you some feedback on what they're lackingLast time i did something like this everyone talked shit about it, and yet i won the platinum with that team (it was in the unity era)
i have a pimple in my nose and i can't pop it
>if losing, Gold Ship
This bitch is pissing me off not giving me good sparks, should I push it?
>>567069247/UMA/ calls itself straight but there was this one time I posted my hands and for some reason I've got more (you)s than if a girl poster tits with a time stamp on a blue board and I honest believe that a majority of this thread are just homosexual and I would shoot if they gotten within 50 meters of me irl
>>567069247The usual back and forth bickering, and schizo meltdowns. I started visiting less and less, and only go here during SEA hours just to avoid it.I'm not against shitposting but this shit isn't even shitposting anymore, and just pure dramafaggotry.
>>567069673>i have a pimpleAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEE I AM GOING INSANE
>>567069783So did you buy those lacey gloves that you promised us?
Stego >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RamonuReal talkRamonu is the ugliest uma in existence
>>567069673popping a pimple on your nose is actually several times more dangerous than averagehttps://people.com/woman-gets-infection-after-popping-pimple-in-the-triangle-of-death-exclusive-11792048
>>567069994i said IN you RETARD
>>567069656>stats are hardif you can get 50 race bonus and have at least some of the meta cards then you should be able to semi-regularly reach SS. If you dont, then yeah you're much more reliant on good summers and shops, which really isnt something you can influence, unfortunately.>everyone talked shitDepending on the time of day people will be more or less helpful SEA/early EU hours are the comfiest. I'm willing to give earnest feedback to any anon looking for advice, but if you don't want to post them then that's fine.
>>567069994bad genetic issue
>>567069807fusu
>>567069247They'd rather goon or spam their waifu propaganda than talk about the game.
>>567069783It's not gay, it's just dudes being dudes and talking shit, your hand was just a way too easy of target, it would've been rude to not jump in. It's all bantz, nothing more.
>tired of MANT>do an URA run for fun>shit only took 15 minutes topsTake me back, I want to go back
>>567069115Unironically do research on the track. Certain skills are borderline mandatory like red shift for this CM (or other big corner accel skill)
>>567069992Stay Gold is an ugly boy you're just a fucking faggot
>>567070125Violent creature
Finally found an /Uma/gf thank you /Uma/ I can finally use my horse ears
>>567069808That's my biggest issue as well tbdesu...Whenever the "everyone that disagrees with me or posts something I dislike is either a schizo or some specific poster that I don't like" people log on the thread becomes insufferable.
I want to experience sex as Mejiro Ardan
>>567070214>tries to falseflag>doesn't work>replies to himselfclassic
Do they really just straight up ban all debuffs later?
>>567070049SWFMP
>>567069781Why are you even training instead of running races? Am I playing the game wrong?
>>567069783Stop having girl hands then
>>567070554getting lazy and just abbreviating now?
https://discord.com/invite/nbqBWBQfn
>>567069783Your hands were so pretty though
>>567070049>if you can get 50 race bonus and have at least some of the meta cards then you should be able to semi-regularly reach SSWhich card should i use for having this "semi-regularly"? Because i'm achieving 50%, but i don't have Fuku or Narita Top Road (which are those i always see and i miss those cards), i should borrow them but i already borrow Riko for the stamina guts and health management.
Is Falco good for CM14?
>>567070256
>>567070748where's the ERP?
>>567069247I'm not gonna say, because if I do, someone will post it, and then like 5 other people will post it, and I will become angry
>>567070895
>>567070782WHAT do you think genius
>>567071029Grown ass women
>>567070895>>567071064It's a bit early but I guess I can go for a quickie
>>5670708877-posting isn't that bad.
being a faggot is NOT okay
>>567071132I hate rabiposters so fucking much
BUDDING blossom
>>567071110I posted a retard image with a retarded question, I expect to be treated like one
Nobody has Red Shit in my lobbies.
>>567070637>he knew what it meant alreadyYou got conditioned...
>>5670708877 and you join Fuku
>>567070753You do not need riko at all in mant
>>567071178hey
>>5670711327 and no more Fuku images for the rest of the thread
>>567070479I saw they were banned in some CMs, don't know if its every one though.
I'm worried... what if everyone else on /uma/ is only pretending to like penises?
>>567071279I'm glad this is what you guessed it was. I actually like 7posting. The real hated thing remains unposted. as it should be. cursed fucking thing
>this will never happen because she'd rather spend the rest of her days face buried in another uma's crotchdepressing
>>567071403we love women here
>>567071178Hey
>>567071403Only half of /uma/ is straight
>>567070753Those and MLB Fine Motion (Creek for longs) are the SSRs that are obviously meta, with Fuku and NTR being the scenario specific ones. However you can def get by with SR cards that have 10%.For Speed you can still use Kita and even pair her with sweep tosho sr or Jordan SSR that also have 5% as long as you can compensate by having other slots have 10+. The best budget option there is MLB stinko windy, since she has 10% (I used all of my gold crystals on her)Stamina aside from Creek has Satono Dia SSR that can reach 10% race bonus at MLB if you're like me and got her there from the first Kita banner. Aside from those you can slot in the Cafe or Teio SR cards.Power cards can help compensate for other cards lacking race bonus since the Nishino Flower SR and Marv Sunday freebie SSR both have 15%.Guts you have the free SSRs in Haru and Yeppers.Wit you ideally have MLB SR Sunday and Tachyon, otherwise the free Dober SSR also has 10% race bonus.Basically try to make a deck with 2 speed cards, 2 wit cards, and 2 fillers (these can include an extra wit card, power cards to help with race bonus, guts for shorter distances) and include as many 10% race bonus cards as you can
>>567071495My autistic brown wife...
>>567071329>>567071489
>>567070479golshi raped them too hard
Tacuteyon
>>567071460you just have to make her realize, that she is able to bring about an entirely new uma with your help
>>567071656
>>567071329I love kawapriposters so fucking much
>>567071656shakur's only use in life is as a cum receptable. and she's not even good at it.
>>567071452Why do you hate fusuposting
>>567071702would she lust after her own baby? she definitely reeks of next level menhera
>>567071773oh I don't. I'm one of the most frequent fusuposters.
>>567071393Is it just one jumbo cheezit or multiple smaller cheezits..?
>>567071893I would love gently petting and combing this creature's silky fur
WASSHOI WASHOOOOOOIIIIII
>>567071750doto says this
>>567071819>next level menherawhile i personally think she would just become an ultra doting parent, having digitan become menhera may be nice too...
>>567071972
All otaku are mentally ill.
>>567071956Sirius should wear the collar
>>567071893I would love skinning this creature and selling it's fur for a profit
>>567071819she would put creek to shame with how much of a doting mother she'd become. Digitan would have a new mission in life: shepherding this tiny umamusume she created. Prior to its birth she would say she loves all umamusume equally. Afterward, they'd all be tied for 2nd place behind her daughter.
>replace SS end digitan with my team trials goldshi>win way morefell for it again award
>>567072138Die-taku Helios
>>567071393I was about to post my dream about uma musume but this image completely shattered the thought and I have no idea what I was going to post
>>567072186you exchanged your soul for wins. shame on you.
>>567072161
>>567072250
>>567072273Big cheezit
>>567072101how it does feel having someone bwos
>>567072186end digitan is a whale-only uma
>>567071702So she'll just leave you if you give her a ningen child?
>>567072045Nice trick
>>567072441wrong place to ask
>>567072058fuwa~fuwa~creature
>>567072487Does not have to be/uma/bf time
>>567072459can't umas only birth umas?
>>567072441
>>567072562Trainer should be fired for being so incompetent
>>567072613No. It's gacha all the way.
>>567072441like you cant breath without being guilt tripped for it and you lose all your friends
>>567072562I would sign that paper
stop being a twink
>>567072710I don’t have any friends and I always feel guilty anywaySounds like all upside
>>567072613Rule is Umas can birth male or female but the females are always umas. Humans can randomly birth new Umas
wait... i'm safe?
>>567070895That's a man
>>567072756Why is this sloppa sweepy so busty
>>567072756That routine would just make you more of a twink
>>567072756just post the trap-mode aesthetics chart instead of this
>>567071656She's biting off your dick
>>567072841>League of Heroes >GlobalDamn piggy slow down
>>567072441it's greatyou should try it sometime
>>567071181I will never forgive Cygames for making Ardan gay
>>567072459no that just means you gotta keep trying
>>567072441How would I know?
>>567072756bweo i followed this and now i look like this
What would they talk about?
>>567073098>baiting/falseflaggingYou are not living your life correctly.
>>567072756sorry, when I'm not being fat and drinking myself into unconsciousness I run 10km every day.
>>567073225mambo wouldn't do this
>>567073076>can't turn it offnigga global calculator my ASS
>>567073261Mambo leglocks and then nose bleeds all over your crotch
the mamber
The Star Blossom manga is full of happiness and sunshine
>>567073392why did they make her trainer canonically female in the source manga?
>>567062859Can we accelerate past Trackblazer already
>>567073425full of trash maybe lmao boring ass manga
>>567070748I try to help as much as I can but only when my knowledge is sure, and cannot be a gaslight as such I don't give advices for CM14 yet. I also disappear when the usual melties start, and participate and help anons in the other place instead.
>>567073303You are dumb
>>567072441Overrated. You losers keep thinking every relationship / marriage is something you see out of a love story like Clannad. The truth of the matter is being in a relationship is work, giving your energy to the other person, dealing with the other person's shit, and accepting eventually the magic from when you first started dating fades away.Want to know what a real relationship feels like? Think of Skylar from Breaking Bad or Betty from Mad Men. Think of a relationship as MANT.
reminder that they had to force the Star Blossom artist to make it more similar to Cinderella because it was flopping like crazy due to the very slow pacing
Happy Birthday Digitan!Digitan LOVE
>>567073632TELL ME HOW THEN
>>567073505It's about girls pretending to be horses.What so you expect
>>567073663>Kentucky And dropping her
think of a relationship as mambo
Last Thread
>>567071537I already use Kita, i use Mayano Top Pit too in case i'm playing with Kita, so as substitute or even in pair. Depending by the growths also. Also everything you said i already do. The problem isn't really the race bonus but how to get the right stats.>>567071292I've seen Riko being used and i understand even why, she's actually good and really helps.
>>567073454Why not?Can't stand the sight of a strong independent trainer?
matikanefukukitaru speaks to matikanetannhauser
>>567073782CG is also that yet it managed to be a better shonen than most mainstream ones
>>567073905anon bad
TRIUMPHANT PULSE
>>567073918If you can get a decent deck together then you might be having trouble with the race agenda or just been getting really really unlucky idk anon
>>567073716Why are you such a joyless prick? For fun? Is this fun? Star Blossom is so innocuous I cannot imagine why someone would hate it this much.
>>567071656Something centimeters
>>567074085
>>567074160yea its me the star blossom anti muahahahaha get dabbed on shart blossom fans muahahahaha
>>567073758It does not get applied until the release date of LoH
Sugar nation is cute.I hope this gets an anime
BROS I GOT FINE MOTION KITASAN AND FUKU MLB AND MOST SR MLBWHO DO I TRAIN TO GET UG
>>567074160>it's fun even if it's slow and boring brogrow up
>>567073716too late, I already dropped it
Metapiggies will never understand the joy of winning matches and getting titles with honest aces that you've worked hard forEveryday I thank god for not making me a mindless XOguri/Golshit/debuffer npc
>>567073924it means laurel prefers pussy, which is a downer
>>567074118>just been getting really really unlucky idk
>>567074282
>>567074269WHATSO THIS NIGGA >>567073076CLOWNED ON ME FOR NO REASON???
>>567074420
>>567074326>that you've worked hard forbro treating mant like a job
>>567074420You thought buhi posters actually pay attention?
>>567074420Everything happens for a reason.
will be fuku used in grand live?
>>567074345Sorry I dont know how else to put it.... if you can get 50 race bonus and do the triple tiara or crown route then SS should be perfectly within reason on a decent run....
>>567074330She already is a yandere for Brian, so it doesn't matter which gender the trainer is
don't care, still using Oguri or XOguri in every CM
>>567074491
>>567074456why did her boobs jiggle
>>567074494She's far from optimal since she has no specialty priority and that scenario is all about rainbow trainings, but she's usable, yeah. You'll be running 3 speed cards most of the time so she's a valid card
Smart Falcon is so fucking ugly.
>>567074528she was supposed to be the one to save us straightbros, not destroy us
I do not understand the stamina requirements for Taurus. My 815 stam Kitasan keeps gassing out, but I've been beaten by pacers with sub-700 stamina, and the umalator says 1000 stam and 0 recoveries has a 79% survival rate with a full slate of speed skills. How does that make fucking sense when Pisces aces routinely had 950-1000 stamina and sometimes not even Maestro, it's like the extra near-kilometer of distance adds 0 to stamina requirements. Fuck this shit
>>567074494no, you want supports with high speciality and friendship bonus to spam rainbows as much as possible
>le don't forget Machan xdmeanwhile I have browsed every single platforms and saw absolute zero (as in none) person talking about this umaAnd I thought 4chan is supposedly a website for the le contrarians and le niche stuffs, fucking disappointed
>>567074712Whoschizo
>>567074712Samson should have had fat tits
>>567070049>if you can get 50 race bonus and have at least some of the meta cards then you should be able to semi-regularly reach SSdoubt, deck is pic related and SS is maybe 1 in 10.
>>567074712Maybe when she is actually out in JP
>>567074712she doesnt even have a support card in JP man
>>567074712she has yet to whore herself out to me in exchange for eternal recognition and marriage
>>567071452bwo...
>>567074712she comes from a manga no one cares about and is only known for finishing dead last in most races during Brian's dominance and being removed from existence one day, she's not even big like her name suggests so why would anyone care
>>567074712She's not in the game other than Party Dash. She's probably gonna be a 2 or 1 star since Samson Big's claim to fame was losing all of the Triple Crown races and then disappearing. She wont be added till an anniversary
>>567074819>MLB ksb and super freak Stop complaining
>>567074307What do you expect anonAll action?Be realistic It's not like nothing happens either Laurel participated in multiple racesThere's also Brian as the deuteragonistThe Bakushin/Flight rivalry is about to be translated tooIt's not even finished yetWe aren't even halfway done
>>567074712I think Cygames gave up on putting her in the game once they found out what happened to the IRL horse
>>567073704unless you're a woman lol
NO CLOCKSNO AUTOPLAYFOR YOUR GAMEI WILL NOT PAY
I hate shounenshitters like you wouldn't believe
>>567075098Tachy a cute!
>>567074819You should be fine? The only thing that really hurts is the 0LB Finemo but aside from that you should be able to easily reach SS on a good run. Genuinely dont know what your issue is because it really isnt the cards
>>567074712I have seen a few times people mentioning her.Problem is, she has not much screen time, so there is not much to talk about
3 days. You know you want to pull for her.
>>567074952I'm not complaining, I'm really glad I got Super Creek. I've been playing since last July, for context. But anon saying you'll get SS-rank 2-3 times out of 5 runs aren't being accurate, in my view.
>>567075134True!
>>567075203I agree, that anon is kinda bullshitting or his MLB 2nd card is Finemo
>>567073905>race power
>>567075137>on a good runand on a good run, I do reach SS. Those good runs are 1 in 9 or 10, however. It's not semi-regular by any means.
>>567075167She will get exactly one (1) (Uno) (Anre) (Tiichi) (Ein) cheeky 10 pull and that's it.
Umas with less than 4 G1s shouldn't be main characters. Like, imagine wasting time and resources on a manga about a permashitter with a couple lucky wins like Laurel instead of making manga about actual winners like Rudolf, Opera or even from Brian's perspective?
>>567074984most of Laurel's races are against forgettable mob umas, the Bakushin and Flight rivalry came out of nowhere and finished just as quick. Brian is a good protagonist so I can give you that, mostly because Laurel and her nonexistent trainer are relegated to appearing in very small panels once per chapterjust to spoil you, next arc is against another mob uma who gave up halfway through because Brian is LE STRONG and Laurel finally wins a G3that manga was doing so poorly they had to force Stay Gold in just to grab a little attention, it's like if Dickta suddenly got replaced by Soccer Boy and everyone pretended she was always there
>>567068761>>567069159Not the best. But it will do as one of my aces for now
>>567074712irl horse got turned into sushimi
>>567074712All I know about him is his IRL counterpart is believed to have been turned to horse meat
>>567075462I thought the story is that they just lost him
>>567074712anybody else feeling kinda hungry?
>>567075329a good run doesnt mean having double rainbows every turn in summer. Like I said I really dont know what the issue is. If you get some power parents and then do a run with like Kita/Stinko/Nishino and 3 wit cards (tachyon dober marv) then SS in 3/5 runs seems quite feasable to me.But my second SSR is FineMo like this anon said >>567075285 so maybe that is actually the huge difference maker
>>567075558No horse and no bodyDefinitely eaten, possibly by people
>>567075285not having Finemo really sucks ass. I don't regret not sparking her banner (didn't have 60-90k carats to burn), but boy it hurts having her perma-locked to the borrow slot. It's a bit like not having Kitasan during URA/Aoharu, just not quite that bad. I might luckshit Finemo during the SMaru banner in August, but I'm not counting on that. Holding until Ramonu and then I'll be exploding all over her.
>>567075167I HATE CURREN
>>567075167Maybe I'll throw a few tenners for her because I'm in dire need for sprint TT umas. I've maxxed bond Bakushin, Air Groove and King Halo just from TT ever since URA
>>567075558Most probably a cover up since their farm will get a lot of hate
>>567075462>>567075526Cygames must have contacted Samson Big's old owner and confirmed the horse had a good ending which is why they made her an umaIf she was really turned into burger meat cygames would completely ignore her existence just like they've done with the '89 gen
>>567075167i don't have carats...
>>567075631yes, finemo gives you good skills and speed star is a popular skill for pacers, and gold skills are good for ratingswit also kinda double dips on rating efficiency because iirc wit counts double for score and it heals you so you can press more buttons to get more score>>567075681yep, I'm still gonna roll smaru finemo because why the heck not, and then also get ramonu later. I hope my luck holds out
I haven't queued yet, is daily reset (ie in a few minutes) a safe time? I don't wanna get raped again...
>>567075402holy shit is a complete mess, it’s like cyjews is experimenting with that manga, it doesn’t make any sense
>>567075631I believe it is that huge of a difference maker. MLB Finemo gives 10RB which makes hitting the comfy 50 threshold easier, and most CM's in MANT don't require Creek, especially if you're not maining fronts. Wit is a big fat score boosting stat, additionally. I'm not really bitching, though, I could have dumped 60k carats on the Finemo banner and maybe MLB'd her, but I'm strictly f2p and judged it wasn't worth the risk to maybe get a 2LB Finemo after double sparking. I knew not getting her would hurt though, and it does.
>>567075402>most of Laurel's races are against forgettable mob umasAdhd zoomer anon can't appreciate a race unless it's against BrianBE PATIENT I do agree that perhaps Laurel's story is not suited for a manga (especially one with monthly chapter releases) but it isn't that badOnce 1996 starts then we will really see some kino
>>567075558how the fuck do you misplace a horse bro
If you are rolling for Wedding Curren then post your ID so I can kick you from the club
>>567075558He's the only horse in the game whose fate after 2011 is completely unknown. If he'd died naturally or from illness, the owners probably would've announced it so people assume he was sent to slaughter
>>567075558yeah bwothey just lost him bwo
>>567075962it was shitter hours 2 hours ago idk about now. Probably best to wait a bit since i dont think casuals immediately log in on reset
>>567072487>mp4
>>567076119>>567076114why would oguri do this
literally no one will roll for c*rren
buebuebuebuebuena vista desu
>>567076074Earthquake/tsunami maybe
>>567076074the same way the US Military can misplace several billion dollars worth of equipment
>>567076103ryanxwonbin kick me already faggot
at least A finals this time i can feel it in my bones bros...
>>567075236hmmmm flattie slop
>>567076058nta but if you have to wait months for the story to be good then it was never good to begin with, it’s not worth investing time or money in it
>>567076217THE GREY MONSTER HUNGERS
>>567075962not safe around reset, you need to play 2 hours before or later
>>567075236>Still in Slop
>Mambo (+2)>Uma&Co (-5)
>>567074712Aston Machan have big fat tiddies and big fat thighs.Of course i prefer her rather than this horse horse you posted.
>>567076602congrats to mambwost. uma&co
No one CARES.No one ASKED.Shut the FUCK up and do a MANT run.
>>567076602nigga who gives a fuck neither of them are making it to S
Mambo will forever be a B-club
>>567076058>just be patient broI waited for it ever since it was announced during the 1.5 anniversary pakalive alongside S3, and when it finally came out I waited for yet another year for it to get good but never did, that whole project has been nothing but disappointment
>>567076602You dramasissies have been pretty desperate these days huh
>>567076896retard
I can't wait... I'm queuing.
>>567075145>my favorite uma is the bum pdfbait uma who's only known for jobbing and being sold to a slaughterhouseLARP
>>567076885I love you too Machan
Just glimpsing at the main strategies for Gemini and I'm just not feeling it>Make GutsMax builds (Which I've never done)>Make Front Runners (Which was a terrible experience last time) >And to deal with the Falco I randomly pulled and her Turf sparksLike I'm just gonna make a Vodka, an Oguri, and use that Taiki Shuttle I'm gonna unlock soon and hope for a B Finals participation.
>>567077189gutsmax is really not that scaryyou just decide between pressing guts or speed depending on which one gives you more spd/powerand then just press wit like you always do if it there's nothing good
Samson Big hasn't been released yet because the last owner found out that Cygames made Samson Big into a loli for the sole purpose of flooding the イカ腹 tag with uma-fanart. The owner didn't like this and threatened to withdraw permission because they wanted a B90 hag with a mole on the side of her tits instead. Cygames is currently trying to reach a compromise to redesign Samson Big into an oppai loli with a mole on her cleavage.
>>567077189gutsmaxxing is not good don't fall for it, you end with umas with inflated stars but no skills so they never win. just go 2 speed, 1 or 2 power, and 2 or 3 wit
>>567077338basedbasedbasedbasedbased
>>567077338wtf i love Samson Big now
>>567076521You will seeYou WILL seeAhHow could someone hate a cutie like Laurel...
>>567074712>After active retirement, he was originally scheduled to return to his hometown of Samson Ranch and spend his life, but he was sent to Tsukuba University and switched to horseback riding because of his bankruptcy. . However, it is not expected to have been slaughtered because of the record that it was belonging to the Nas Hose Farm Riding Club until 2011. Literally, the information has been disclosed to the outside since 2011, but it is not highly recognized, so no one is looking for it.Bwo became a veterinary anatomy display
we're halfway through the monthremember to farm fan for danchou
>>567077417hmmmmmm yessss inflated stars mmmmmm very convincing inflated stars hmmm
She did it!
Who the fuck is Mejiro Bright?
>Finally some usable whites>Surely the blue isnt ba-
>>567077639
el condor nigger needs to stop giving me pace sparks
This is a question about Xoguri. I am saying this in advance so you skip if you hate it. My Xoguri has Caca, Hydrate, PP and 777. She activates Caca always at the start. Then hydraate/pp or both. The thing is, I saw several times how she activated the 3 recoveries but ult hasn't been activated. And then suddenly, some meters away from late race she activates it. I checked the FM conditions, it said distance>50 or something like that. So that's why she activated it there? Half of the track starts somewhere close to late race? Or am I missing something? If yes, I was wondering it the speed carries over to late race. If yes, then shouldn't I also pick Radiant Star because it doesn't ruin anything other than being a bit pricey?
>>567077189Like anything else, making fronts isn't bad if you already make fronts so have parents. The bad part is having to run needing to run Falco power or Bakushin guts if you hate gw rng.
>>567077338>they wanted a B90 hag with a mole on the side of her tits insteadwe just got one of those
HOEHARIGATO GOZAIMASUOSU
>>567077748that's not how she's called!
>continue a career from 2 days ago>9th in NHK MileAaaaaand that's the sign that I need to take another day offSorry danchou
>>567077606it was just a minor spelling mistake bwo, but have some inflated stars anyway
>>567077815She's B82 but close enough
I was raped...
it's never too late to make a triple front team
>>567078037But that is so soulless
>Nishino Flower>1k power>Give Mummy a Hug>Victoria por plancha>Nimble Navigator>Head-OnIs this too much? For next cm
>>567078037Kinda hard to throw one together in a day two. Just make 3 fronts for next CM instead.
>>567077754Kill yourself
>>567077754screenshot it or you're lying
>>567077754Live
>>567078326me after the CM matches
i gutsmaxxed and ended up with like 450 stam
i have male genitalia which is the uma for me?
>>567078412do spics just make porn barely disguised as memes now or what
Cute...
>>567078480nice nature
>>567078412I don't speak Mexican. What is she saying?
>>567078290I don't, but it happened today in the morning when I was doing my attempts. But I was busy and couldn't ask the thread about it at that time.
>>567077467I don't hate Laurel, if I had to hate anyone it would be the retards in charge of that manga
>>567077639This is why Med S is important
>>567078550yes
uh what
>>567077189gutsmaxxing falls apart the moment you realize you need actually good skills on top of stats.You are betting a fuckton on raw stats carrying you if you play with a guts deck. Basically a lot of people who did made UG horses which just dont function at all. Its like a front runner without groundwork. Its useless.Speaking of fronts if you have parents, its not that bad, but you need to go to the whole front parent autism, as there is only a handful good ones for borrow which have the correct whites like GW and IgWit, but they have shitty blues. You 100% need an ignited wit parent at least because even if its not ideal you still can use cards to get GW or just simply use Bobo.
>>567078687"Thanks for letting me use your shower, Trainer. For some reason, the dorm shower is broken…">>567078550>nowit was always a thing and I like it
>>567078851wtf don't dox me
>>567078851he is strategically tanking his ELO so he gets matched against shitters
>>567077684you can highroll stats to compensatewhat matters more are the pinks and whites
>>567076896I've been saying this for months and people think I'm just shitposting
>>567078550it's not a meme, it's like these JP uma x trainer comic but way more corny>>567078687Thanks for letting me use your shower Trainer, for some reason the shower of the dormitory is broken
>>567078851gwochacho made his account 5 minutes ago and jumped right in
>>567078851>>567078924sorry oniichanwild style>>567078939oh real? Is that how it works?
That one artist who makes the uma family comics on pixiv is dangerousExtreme gosling warning
>>567079029which one?
>>567079018I don't know, man...
>>567078939ELO isn't real
>>567079164https://www.pixiv.net/users/69439443
>>567079221very cute indeed
>Westoid on Pixivthe worst kind of scum
>>567079025ELO isn't real. It's a cope for people who matched against whales once and were mindbroken by how hard they lost
>>567079198I had one, fucking, job...I didn't even know titles had a pic of an uma on them
bwos you told me this was the backliner CM but my umas are in 7/8/9 behind all the pacers and can't proc their accels to catch up with the frontsI got fucking gaslit again wtf
>>567079381Why censor the umas and not club
im thinking that 2 spd / 2 wit / 1 pow + 1 guts might be the play so that i can hit 600 stam and 600 guts consistentlyfull gutsmaxxing puts my stam at like 400
>>567079374me when I just throw my cutest horses in and hope they win (I root for them)also no debuffers because I want all of my UMAs to have their best shot at winning, no benchwarmers here.
I love Rice
>>567078867dueling at high guts is better than any realistically achievable skill combo you can think of
>>567079525comedy
>>567079624Me too, I eat it every day
ELO isn't real but MMR is :^)
>>567079532just get lucky
>>567079716woah
>>567079716That's not smart. Adults are only supposed to limit their rice, and children especially. Look up the arsenic levels found in rice.>>567079624Where's my Pan UMA
cygames has literally duplicitously rigged gacha rates before, and you think they wouldn't rig PvP matchmaking to help whales win or entice low/f2p spenders to spend more?
What's the ideal Umamusume for (You)? Find out with a simple test!
>>567079879proof?
>>567078851Hooooly shit it's Sigma Ayanakoji from COTE
>>567079879Why do that when people will just convince themselves that you did anyway?
used a cupcake on senior year early oct again award
I got matched with 80% WR sweats in my finals as a 30% shitter you niggas will not gaslight me
>>567077467I've been slowly reading Star Blossom and really enjoying it.I'm at the race against Snowing Hazard, whom I've come to adore, and who isn't a forgettable mob uma. She's a G1 winner and 2nd place in Arima Kinen. Feels pretty kino to me.Laurel LOVEVictory Club LOVE
>start a new career>Junior Year Start>rest>Sleep Deprived>Night Owl
Remember to let your monthly passes expire until we get clock stimmy
>Daring Strike procs>Position doesn't change
>>567080242>proc curvature + thh + slipstream>still sits in 9th
>>567080159>glue the runThe door is always there...it never happens>>567080240? I have 1,071 clocks. Do you lose a lot of races or something...?
>>567080242>don't take early start it sucks!>gold early start?! Yoosh ikuyooooooooooo!
>>567080242Your power?
>my clocks my clocks where are the cocksYou're never getting a clock stimulus package. Shut the fuck up and uninstall the game you fucking faggot. You incessantly whining about something you know isn't going to happen is why you never had friends in high school and continue to be an oblivious retard with no social skills in adulthood. "Uhh maybe you'd be asking for clocks if you played the game bwo" Uhh maybe if you weren't an unwashed lardass NEET sitting in a chair for 10 fucking hours a day and burning 5 fucking clocks every career on junior G3s you would still have 800 clocks like everyone else. Go outside. "Uhh I can't go outside the air isn't breathable in Jakarta". I know. Fucking die. KILL yourself you FAGGOT.
>>567080374You are trans
>>567080470rice rape
>>567080470Rice wouldn't say this.
is there a worse feeling than failing a double rainbow training during summer on a single digit % to fail
>>567080378gaslight doccies said it was good
>>567080537the worst feeling is getting an /uma/gf, only to realize they're actually an /uma/bf
>>567080378The effect of Daring Strike is 5x stronger than Early Start.A difference between 0.05 velocity and 0.25 velocity is big.
>>567080507Eh? What? I ain't no tranny...Also, I lied, I only have 1,159.>>567080470Holy insanely based + agree + W
>>567077754Just pick the white version of radiant star for the gamble unless you really need the 0.3 recovery
>>567080159
>>567080643You wish you knew the secrets to getting a real /Uma/ GF
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wt_PEL9s7jcDo we have a soundpost of this?
This guy ran an SS+ Tickezo and two debuffersMost soulful double debuffer team I've ever seen
uh oh intern melty
Stop ruining Chiyo...
>>567080470BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>567080242Either a powerlet or your opponents proc skills too
>>567080851I'll ruin her umanko
Stop ruining Rice....
goofy ass statline
I advanced to round 2 A yay
>>567081028nobody asked, faggot
>>567081028Grats
>>567081028BIG W BESTIE, LET'S GOOOO
>>567081028Thanks for answering me (I asked)
>>567081028I asked I care good job
>>567081028Who did you use?
>>567081124>>567081091>>567081130>>567081186thanks for asking look even my mambo won>>567081201I'm a shameless 2 front 1 gambler player
>>567081157This is rape
>>567081237umazing!
>>567081157This is love
Finally got my first podium finish
wait i can just throw this TT uma into cm14 and call it a day
>>567081157
Wedding Gentildonna soon...
>>567080470>Uhh maybe if you weren't an unwashed lardass NEET sitting in a chair for 10 fucking hours a day and burning 5 fucking clocks every career on junior G3s you would still have 800 clocks like everyone else.NOT true I showered two days ago...
>>567079920please guys take the test it will be funny i swear.....
>>567081237Mambo spotted!!!>>567081468B
>>567081468Okay I got B. Now tell me more.
>>567079920Umamusume C?
I did an uma personality test and got this lovely lady as my result. What does that say about me?
>>567081468I don't really understand the point of the test but I landed on B. What does that mean?
>>567081468give me B or E
>>567079920who's umamusume B...
>>567081597It means you should marry me
>>567079920Uma B
>>567081602>>567081561>>567081551>>567081538>>567081609>>567081635Here's your assigned uma! Enjoy!
>>567081685Shinko LOVE
>>567081685*rapes you*
>>567079920I got El (forma sin mascàra)
>>567081685YOU PLAYED A TRICK ON ME; YOU SILLY WILLY! Still Shinko a cute
>>567081685I am underwhelmed
>>567081685What the FUCK I demand a recount!!!
>>567081685Still won't pull a Stinky dirter
>>567081778I will brick myself rolling for her instead of Kitasan Blanco.
>>567081685Kill yourselffffffff
She's so cool bwos
>>567081685Who do you recommend for torenas who like family-oriented busty tsundere ichibans?
Hello friends!
>>567081685
Dig here, Windy!*unzips cock*
>>567081237It really feels like 2 front 1 late is better than 3 fronts.
>>567082060*Bites*
>>567081685I apologize. i did not know she was that thick
I cant believe we got Windy posters amongst us
>>5670820903 fronts really suck unless one of them is oonige. they just spot struggle each other constantly if there's 3 of them
>>567082060WHAAAAAA W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING TORENA-SAN
Maya nyan!
>>567082227Fine Motion
I can't wait to run triple speed eaterit would be funnyand you can't just slop out a debuff bot with that like fucking dominatoryou HAVE to make a proper ace
yatta yatta
>>567082286check your engine bwo I think your car needs maintenance
>>567082227
>>567081685Very good, made me laugh.
>>567081874don't shay that...
Finally, a weapon to surpass fusu
>>567081237based mambo
The next uma posted is my wife.
Everyone should brick themselves pulling for Windy
>>567082401
>>567081597you should sit on my face and kill me
19/20, feelsbad
>>567082636
>>567082739BASED FINEMO
Why is Windy sexy
planning to get 100% WR in Mile open CM
MAYANO TOP GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>567082806child bearing hipsI'd post a picture but it's borderline and I'm still on parole
>>567081028gz gz!!! I did too!!>>567081237MAMBO!!!
>>567082906Link it
I feel like I'm the only one that play Umamusume right, the way Cygames intendedI only attracted to scenario NPC heroines, my trainees are all my daughterinos
>>567082906>I'm still on parole
This game is so fucking dumb lol
>>567081685You're really gonna tell me these two have the same hip size?
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
The new Finemo is supposed to be a mile uma but I just realized this was made when the retarded developers at Cygames didn't understand target speed at the start of late-race is completely useless
>>567079920>>567081685
>>567082239nyooooooooo i don't wanna train fronts
>>567083013>the way Cygames intendedCounterpoint, cygames is pretty clear
I am fucked. I am fucked. I am throughtly screwed. I need at least one win in round two to get to group B. I will have zero wins in 40 races. I cannot survive. None of my umas have medium S. None of them have a full set of greens. Only one of my umas have capped speed. I am out of clocks so I cannot make a new ace.
>>567083013>my trainees are all daughterinos>while most of them are thirst for trainer's big cock
>>567083076Hishi more like SexshiBuono
>>567081685>>567083149wait, Shinko Windy is my favoritethat's awesome. I love your test, anon. She's on my Trainer Card!
>>567083076Cygames should be bombarded with complaints until they give all umas the proportions their three sizes say they have.
>>567083349You're based, anon. i am glad you post here with us
>>567083203You could just not pull her
>>567083013My trainees are also daughterinos but we share intense skinship
>>567083076i mean those are the numbers
>>567083250>I am out of clocks so I cannot make a new ace.Fucking retard
>>567083013
>>567083250Anon, you can do it. Don't panic. Your UMAs believe in you.
>>567081685>Shinko Windy dig here!>unzips dick
>>567082586I get bricked up looking at her hips, does that count
>>567069182It actually lines up better with (older) RL Haru Urara's personality.
We need more Big Umas
>>567083481
>>567083076AhemHow could we measure their real three sizes with Blender?
>>567083138Do they change that in the future? I mean even without the velocity she still get's a small accel boost which is perfectly timed on most tracks
>>567083076You have to compare them in their racewearThe swimsuits use a set of default bodytypes, and Shinko is a flattie
>>567079920Okay! I got Uma B!>>567081685I want to die.
>>567083250all you had to do was retire
Why don't we uoooh post digitan when she has the same height and tits as sweep tosho?
>>567084051my TT team
this is the most soulful CM I have seen so many different umas winning
>>567083763
>>567084171>slopYou can't judge soul.
which one of those umamusume won tarazuka kinen?
Well my one seiun sky parent today run gave me a shit result. Time to close the game again
>>567084356deserved for running goldshit
>>567084356DOBER NEE-SAN SO COOL!
>>567083849They only did it for Spechud
Were debuffers useful at all today?
>>567084356The luckier one
>>567084281oh oh mister grumpy didn't get into group A
Who do you think is the WORST UMA?
>>567084356Poor moid...
>he lives in a country that punishes you for having chinese cartoon porn
With the audience gender ratio being like this (good chunk of players with the gender set as female are male too), why did they make every uma homosexual?
>>567083763I've done this for Nishino Flower and took a cross section of her chest. It was only 51 cm compared to the official number of 67 cm. The numbers are way off compared to the models.And at least in Flower's case>>567083857Her racewear and swimsuit have the same bust.
>>567084356the one who actually has the guts to do what it takes to win
witgod hasn't uploaded the cm14 guide yet... what do I do...
If you're from Umasumi and just finished a match earlier:Fuck you nigga I won fuck your shitty SS aces fuck your hoguri they ain't shit
>>567084601>same bustWe were talking about the hips
>>567084417Why did you get go with the flow
i'm about to bust
>>567084601How do you do it?
>>567084517I didn't want to get into A anyway!
>>567084601>>567084797meant to say you take a cross section of the area you want to measure then run a script to add up the edge lengths.
What would it take for me, Agnes Digital's trainer, to be raped by Agnes Digital?
Why did the digitan propaganda succeed so thoroughly?
>>567084690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfyZYkBYM0w
>>567084865female genitalia
feels good to be curbstomping hogs, outside of 2000m you are USELESS
>>567084690Pace promote Pasa. You should know this by now
>>567084601>I've done this for Nishino Flower and took a cross section of her chest
>>567084865Fuck 100 umamusume until your dick adopt the scent of umamusume, then she'll never let you go
>>567085021I tried that in the sprint CM and got late started + blocked in the finalsany other ideas?
>>567084865
Any win rate count for today? Which uma is leading?
>>567084601Can you compare Kitasan and Dia? There's no way they only have a 1cm diff
>>567085123source
>>567085065Don't give me that look. It's like giving her an MRI. Nothing weird about it.
>>567085203you don't want it
I can't believe I actually wished to lose when I got 2 wins because I got faced off against only S+ and even A+ uma twice. Thankfully a XOguri stomped my triple front in the last race for that ticket.
Thoughts?
>>567085325Maso whore
>>567085325feel like rolling for her today ngl
>>567085325She came to me in a single 10 pull so I love her and I'll use her in every medium and long cm I can
>>5670851621cm difference in what?My data sheets say the official numbers are 85-56-88 vs 87-54-84
>>567085325dream journey if she bad
>>567085325these pants are really sex
>>567085325I like the fit
>>567085325Shitter with only 2 G1s
>>567084601Its pretty common for anime girls to have proportions or weight that doesn't actually reflect their offical given measurements so this doesn't surprise me. I am curious how they would actually look with their given measurements
>>567085021>pace promote in the 6 front meta
Holy shit finally a good parent
https://poal.me/1zb0ovhttps://poal.me/1zb0ovhttps://poal.me/1zb0ov
>>567085325sex casual outfit
>fedpost
>>567085413Their bustAnd yeah it's 2cm not 1cm but Dia looks so much bigger
Why does a innocent uma wear such lustful clothes?
>satono shakur
Why is there not a single exciting uma banner before september?
>>567085325i like
Wait, Tickezo's ult is good actually?
>>567083047You cant do much when rng is not on your side. An S+ suzuka dabbed on my Ss+ vbobo and maru, because the other umas hardcore blocked mine.But again triple front kind of sucky as there is too much infighting, but if you play oonige an xoguri can fuck you up real bad.
explain, what went wrong exactly?The run went smooth, no problems, the summer were great.
if you're a creep leave now
>>567084865Cosplay as her oshi of the day. The more convincing the cosplay the more likely she snaps at the sight of her beloved with a cock to suck.
>>567085325I love her but she doesn't love me enough to come home
>>567085909*rapes you*
>>567085771>derby uma's unique skill is good for the derbyDon't tell anyone
>>567085909SNIFFFFF
>>567085894too little racesborrow NTR instead tbhdesukita+fuku on a zero speed growth uma is kinda risky
>>567085657If you have igwit, and gw granparents too, that is an incredibly good parent. If you had dodging and nimble you pretty much hit the jackpot.
>>567085894aside from not racing enough>using a fake speed card>running power cardsthere you goyour blue sparks are dogshit too
>>567085894Brother my open leauge uma has more races than yours
>>56708589428 is really low amount of races for someone who can do tiara or crown
>>567085768There's a really exciting banner coming soon
>>567085894at least 5 more racesalso fuku is more of a pal card disguised as speed card
>>567062859omg she looks like sayori from doki doki literature club hahaha
>>567086127Air Shakur?
>>567085657>turf>2*>skills you can get easily elsewherel m a fucking o
>>5670839791) That's gay2) i lost to an A+ Rice Shower once, so I did not think winning three times would be possible.
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/issues/104>wojak useroh no.... SWEEPY TOSHER BROS
>>567086187Her name is Agnes DigitalShe has sexy armpits
>>567086083Now this deserves the 'how' question
>>567086024Ok i'll pick NTR next run>>567086060>your blue sparks are dogshit tooBoth of parents have 9 blue sparks
>>567086127Make her switch banner slot with Pearl
>>567086127SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY I LOVE SWEEPY I LOVE SWEEPY CM ACE UNTIL THE END OF TIME SWEEPY LOVE SWE;P][LOVE SPWEOWPEPYPWARAEWDAJSD
>>567085768I'm just hoarding until wonder acute desushe a cute
>>567084104Why are you mutating your Maya to a sprinter?
>>567086284you hold your scrolls till the end and use a skill calculator to not go overbudget
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>>567086273frontgods...
>>567086097but i did both classic crown and senior crown
>>567085769ZAAAAMN Palmsters DAT GYATT gotta smack dat thang and them skibidi honky donkies
>Lust provoking image of an older womanOFFICIAL /uma/ COMPETITION FOR THE TITLE OF BEST WAIFUI've created a strawpoll so that the autistic anons in here can vote for who they think is best girlwho will win? Will it be cunny or a hag? YOU DECIDE!https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXx94Byehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXx94Byhttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXx94Byeremember to post this on the next thread
>>567085575that's often because they're deathly afraid of fans calling them fat or tall
I decided to descent from the buhi realm and try using the nishino SR and sunday power for their 15RB, holy shit these power gains suck dick
>>567084814There is still a day in round 1.
>>567086453gwochacho flower is literally right there obviously maya goes in mile/med depending on how sweepy feels about it
Some of you scare me
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>>567086503How... How is that possible!?He's just a CHILD!? HELLO? LOGIC POLICE?
>>567086569take my flag
>>567086653I love you
>Approach end race>Proc all my speed skills>Move to 4th place>Can't proc any of my accels>Finish in 7th placeUma for this feel?
>>567086653
>>567086748>>567086748>>567086748machitan bread
>>567085325One of tge rare soulful frontrunners.
>>567086653*rapes you*
>>567078867I simply do not believe Ignited Wit is in the "get this or you're fucked as a front runner" category. It's a cherry on top of a good run, not an essential like Groundwork/TTL/distance S
>>567086596I think it has to do more with stylization and general aesthetic appeal but yeah. Fat anime girls probably wouldn't be as popular if they actually stored fat in their face and were built like the boulder from Indiana Jones
>>567085894First switch dober's card to tachyon. That rice is bad, get better parent, with better grandparents. Also have at least 1 ss or higher parent as it gives a higher chance to inherit good stuff.The most important: race more, around 34-35 to have a safe run, but its most likely to be a midroll. Ideal is 37+ which is highroll territory aiming for SS+.
>>567086463For observers:>use a skill calculator to not go overbudgetAbsolutely, great idea, even necessary for most.>you hold your scrolls till the endBut that's neurotic and totally unnecessary if you're playing with at least a bit of thought.
>>567066759>more appealing Fucking leave. There's a reason Amazon is the only dark-skinned uma.
participation trophy brosrise up
>>567087293how is this bad?
>>567087486on one run where I didnt hold scrolls i got a deluge of +12 power for like 10 races in a row and ended up with 1150 power so ehh i just hold
>>56706575025/30 is 833k on average. Considering a shitty unlucky MANT run gives you 600k, that's one run on weekdays and two on weekends.
>>567068686You will get S for the wrong distance
> I used a really good borrow for all my aces> The guy suddenly decided to downgrade his borrowable uma.I will never be able to make a good late surger again.
>>567072710Break up man, she will ruin you.
>>567075812What happend in 89? Any interesting stiries from them?
