Previous: >>567062859>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
dont forget to do your legend races
>>566808265YOU ARE A FAKE AND A PHONY! A PHONY!https://youtu.be/OqjEGI2jk2A?t=20>>566982616 >>566982967You two, are EXTREMELY based!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I love my beautiful wife, Tachyon
With the audience gender ratio being like this (good chunk of players with the gender set as female are male too), why does Cygames insist on making every uma homosexual?
waheymachitan bread for my machitan wins in CM
>Lust provoking image of an older woman, againOFFICIAL /uma/ COMPETITION FOR THE TITLE OF BEST WAIFUI've created a strawpoll so that the autistic anons in here can vote for who they think is best girlwho will win? Will it be cunny or a hag? YOU DECIDE!https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXx94Byehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXx94Byhttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXx94ByeVOTE ON THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW FAGGOTS, FIGHT FOR YOUR WAIFU
>>567086919
machitanetangoyzer desu
mejiro FARDAN hehe
Give me a (You) or I rape Buena.
mejiro RMAOnu hehe
buebuebuebuebue
>567087356I'll give you one if you do and show pics
>>567086919yuri is made for menYuri fans are so annoying that they have made generation of chuds alergic to peak (yuri)
>>567078867I simply do not believe Ignited Wit is in the "get this or you're fucked as a front runner" category. It's a cherry on top of a good run, not an essential like Groundwork/TTL/distance S
>>567086919Every interaction between uma in the game is submerged in sapphic coding
Mejiro McQUEEF hehe
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>567086998
>>567087440
>>567086748
If you really loved your trainee she would already be pregnant
>>567087670>>567087665The last good generation...
>>567087650>I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant [...]Wow.
>>567087747one step ahead of you, kid
>>567087882>>567087670>>567087440i opened all of these at the same time
>>567087650Hi there, Duramente
>>567087967a real buehead
I beat my dick 4 times before I finally calmed down
reminder that she has dominator on all distanceswell if she sees you that is
>>567086748MAMBO
>>567087124>do career>couldn't vouch for my kamioshi to be added onto this listi'm sorry, my beloved...still casted my vote for my 2nd fave on here
stop being gay
>>567088201Licking Kita's cheeks
Happy Birthday Digitan!Digitan LOVE!
Yaeno's buttplug-shaped hair streak
>>567088280i walk like this
>>567088095Do another
>>567087427You think I wouldn't follow up on my threat?
>>567088280
>>567087747only after her run in the twinkle series
>>567087456>peak means being a cuck while your beloved trainee will never have children and will adopt all the cancerous political beliefs that come with being a lesbianwhatever you say
>I(!) will rape buena>Posts image of some DRAWN fat ugly bastardTHAT'S NOT YOU, YOU PHONY!
>>567088453>fat ugly bastardThat's literally me.
>>567088358Thanks, you can have it >>567087356>>567088453I believe 100% it's literally him because I do look like that too
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join. Or dont, it's not like I wanted you to join or anything...
for making parentsis B medium good enough for the career? i wanna try removing one aptitude to make hitting mile spark more consistent
>>567088538It LITERALLY is not, you figurative troglodyte.
>>567088609In my experience Medium B and Long C are enough but depends on what you're build ing I guess, so be careful and get as much speed early as possible
>>567087169>Bue's trainer is only a few years older than her>uncs are forced to self insert as a zoomerkek
>>567088332agnes is just mc from steinsgate genderswapped
https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/2055273845011943424?s=20
>>567088609i managed to get a lot of S Grassu's without upping her medium. i didn't really give much thought to losing out on thw triple tiara, but made sure to use my clocks on the mile races for the skill hints. that said, it took me a month because the game wouldn't roll a mile spark higher than 1* for me
>>567088710Ok, ok, literal autist
>>567088280No one bounce like this
>>567087169Whore
>>567088771So cool!
>>567087513You take the whole positioning autism so other fronts cannot take your position. I legit won last cm because my Seiun blocked off enemy front. Your UG, med S means fuckall if your enemy controls the run.Then your wincon becomes NSM. I remember biblosfag lost against a vbobo because his umas blocked enemy v.bobo but for some reason the bobo had NSM, and she won just because of that accel. Banking on that you wont see another competitive front is a bad idea.
>>567088742>Le cunny pedo cuck posterLike I give a shit what your disgusting brain has to shit out lmao
>>567088710I know you're jealous, but it literally is me.Here, a selfie I just took.
I'm starting to think the secret to getting an uma gf is to be 40+ and groom a high schooler.
>xitter recommending a May 2026 cosplay acc with only 3 posts>open profile>dudeWhat did the algo mean by this?
>>567089090>The secret is being an actual adult, marrying cute (young) girlsCorrect.
>>567089172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uj5XMBDpfc
>>567089090>groomingstop spreading such lies!
>>567089048???
>>567089172Remember that anon who thought the dia cosplayer following him was s girl. Then he had a melty kek.
orenjis
>>567089537No, what's the story?
>>567085730Okay so I took a cross section of Kita's bust around what I eyeballed as the widest part. I snipped away the parts of the cross section that came from her outer layer. I filled in the gap in her cleavage since a measuring tape wouldn't dip in there. Then ran the script to add up the edge lengths. Did the same thing for Dia.I got 66.1 cm for Kita and 71.8 cm for Dia.Their official measurements are 85 and 87 cm.
>>567089090>be an adult figure in her life to imprint yourself in her mind and replace her previously present or absent father figure>make remarks that could be interpreted as romantic when in front of her>your mere presence cockblocks any other potential partners that could snatch her away>tell her you'll reward her with every achievement and console her with affection after a failure so she'll be inclined to go for you whenever she's feeling emotionalTracen academy really is secretly finding the umas new husbands on their trainers, huh
>>567089485I only bookmark cute cosplayers not dudes>>567089537Funny you say that. It's a Dia cosplay.
>>567089604>in-game models do not accurately represent loreshocking stuff
im cry
>>567089695Anon asked.I cared.
>>567089691gaybro....
>>567088947The reason I disagree is that your argument seems to imply that a race between fronts is decided in the early-race - DD/PP/Ignited Wit - which I don't think is a credible position. The most impactful element of the race (assuming you have the accels, etc) for fronts is mid-race, having a large number of mid-race skills, and passing the wit-based speed-up/overtake checks. If you pass those, your front will be in the lead by the time the accel phase begins; if not, your uma will be 5 lengths behind.
>>567089090>colleges
Operation Caca
Digitan is ugly and probably smells like hot pockets and cup ramen
>>567089604Only 72cm? I think I overestimated the measurements of short girls
>>567089894s-she's perfect...
>>567089784How DARE YOU!?>>567089859I'm starting to think the secret to getting an uma gf is to be 40+ and groom a college girl.
Digitan is cute and probably smells like vanilla and floral shampoo
>>567089627Tracen marriage academy....
>>567089894don't shay that....
>>567089604>give umas huge tits on paper>make them smaller in gamepsychopaths
TTL might be bait, my vbobo handles herself with early lead just fine
>>567089972>that look of possessionHaha he's in danger
>>567090081>kingu is supposedly 85>jiggles like she's bakushindesu
Laurel, we did it!...Laurel..?
>>567066539>No one would say anything if you'd just darken them a littleTrue!
>>567089956Don't they have bras at the Epstono household?
>>567090106Groundwork is a lot stronger than TTL, and innate concentration makes her more resistant against late starts
>>567090208post the tsubaki crashout
>>567090237genuinely how does one resist this
>>567089604I think this really just shows the in-game models are scaled down, because 67cm in real life would be absurdly flat.
>>567090237This is how you tastefully design a dark-skinned girl that looks cuteWesterner revisionist troons take an anime girl, paint her in the darkest shade of shit they find and give her sausage lips and for some reason they'll try to gaslight you that it's not racist
>>567090378Imagine what your cum would look like on her skin
>>567066368>>567066539I'd argue that I'm pretty sure that making the characters more "westernized" is very much the point, which is ironic as shit and hilarious at the same time. Goes to show the hypocricy of these "lefty artists" that they act incredibly racist towards Japs and their original art and vision."NO YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, OUR WAY IS BETTER, STOP BEING SO BIGOTED!"
>>567090237For me it's this
>there are anons who thought that looked goodyou're slowly being westernized without even realizing it
>>567090237He made the literal perfection that is kita another flavor of perfect..Kudos
>>567090567back to pol buddy
>>567089604brother you must be aware that there are like 5 actual uma skeletons with heads swapped you can't measure that shityou moron
>>567090237she doesn't look hideous but it's still inferior to light skin
>>567090081tits =/= bustBust is the whole chest area, not just the tits.Also you don't have in-game nude model of the uma, and i don't really know how that anon is taking measurement.
>>567090306
You wouldn't kiss Stinko Windy
>>567090628Don't tell him about Senran Kagura or Dead or Alive and how those games work with their giant tiddy semen demons...
i shouldn’t have settled for this fucking shitnow i’m getting turf sparks twice instead of any of my 12* medium sparks
>>567090275>Groundwork: .2 accel, 3s>TTL: .4 accel, 1.2 secondsunless the double accel significantly balances the almost 3x shorter duration, I am compelled to agree
Help.
>>567090567Indian hands wrote this
I'll give you a smooch if you don't make it into Group A.
>>567090710how do those games work....
>>567090710No but tell me how that works I'm curious
>>567090567 you>>567090647 you
>>567090406It's not that the model is scaled down.The height of Kita's model is exactly 1.62 units from her soles to the top of her skull.It's that her anime head is disproportionately large and body disproportionately small.>>567090628So what did I do wrong?
Is it true that Turf S is more important than Mile S for cm14?
>>567090801I don't want a smooch from an ugly oji-sanbut thank you for the sentiment anyways
>>567090801what if I already qualified but want a smooch too....
>>567090861>The height of Kita's model is exactly 1.62 units from her soles to the top of her skullmeant to add that this matches her official 162 cm height.
Congratulations Chiyonigger. Never filtered someone before but you're actually making me do it.
The racism is boring desuwldm
>>567090732no... I didn't study for years just to end as the sex toy of two umas...
>>567090732My cute punny wife will win!>>567090823 >>567090808Obviously the same way. There is a limited amount of body models they can use for each character, meaning that the only ""truly unique"" part of each character is the head, and often times not even that, meaning it comes down to hair and eyes, maybe the mouth.Senran is really bad about this, having like 3-4 body types at best, so a lot of them have the same bust and everything, even tho in lore they're vastly different in places.DoA has very similar problems, even tho it's way harder to hide there thanks to 3D and the realism aspect of it all.
>>567090909distance S becomes less important the shorter the track becomes. For a 1600m I'd say Mile S is mostly equivalent to Turf S, you spend barely any time at max speed, and the effort rerolling for Mile S would be better spent rerolling for more late velocity skills.
>>567090909depends on your position imo. Backliners need as much accel as they can get to catch up while the front that wins the angling war will have no issues reaching top speed quickly with a&s and plancha. They'd rather have mile S
>>567091012
>>567091016Yeah, this is 4chan, everyone is racist, no need to display it like a tryhard redditorAlso me bouncing in this gif
being horny doesn't make you cool
>>567090909Maybe for Late/Ends
>>567090237I'm going to be honest I don't like the way this guy shades skin. Even with lighter skin toned characters I feel like I'm looking at a dirty rubber band.
>>567090690time to teach her the true meaning of digging
I'm horny but I'm a fucking loser
Mambo
>>567091148Hey cutie, you come around often?
brownoids getting uppity
>>567090712>A+You shouldn't have settled with a Unity parent retard
What are the other typical words Chiyofag uses besides umabf? Help me filter please.
>>567090909Suzuka is American?
>>567090685>>567090208>we want the edgy audience
who's the strongest uma for next CM?
>>567090690>31cm waist to hips gapI'm gonna kiss her umanko until her thighs crush my skull
>>567091305bleh ;P not telling teehee
>>567091349
>>567091349triple front with triple Speed Eater
Creeks?
>>567089596See >>566772296
>>567091281/uma/ is mostly brownhttp://poal.me/n3n1hq
this ruler is pretty cutehappy birthday to her
>>567091503this is AI slop
>>567091349>>567091397This game is so horribly balanced it's unreal
>>567091305going to call it umaibf now, or umbf, or uma bf, or boyfriend /uma/ or or or
>>567090690Shinzo Windy's teeth look dangerous
>>567091336no, he was bred and foaled in Japan. But his sire was American and his dam was American-bred.
>>567089048chill out unc you are having a seizure
>>567091619seethe backcuck
laurel fucking died
>>567091614this is AI slop
Mayachin a qt
>>567091213Thats a big Machitan
>>567091710why did they make laurel lesbian?
>>567091710YOSHH this is Maya's manga now
>>567091592
The guy who posts about /uma/ bf isn't even me. I have like at least two copycat posters.
>>567091710>>567090208>>567090685does that mean we're getting the rice shower rekt?
What if I really like an uma but feel zero sexual attraction to her?
just shut up and get back to pitlicking
>>567091070What does that have to do with uma?There might be 5 models for all the common outfits, but that has nothing to do with the unique race outfits I was measuring.
>>567091928I will be you until I get an /uma/gf
>>567091967oguribros...
>>567091710do horse souls get caught in an endless loop of being reborn as an uma when they die as an uma?
>>567091592>>567091883i want her to rape me, destroy me, reduce me into pulpAnd then look at the result, at what remains to my flattened boneless body and cry like a baby
>>567091349HOLY FUAAAAAK
>>567091296NTA but I usually don't get S+ on my parent runs in MANTI don't think there are that many piggers here but they are a very loud minority because I keep seeing posts about how SS should be common to get
>>567091031That's not your choice to make :)
>>567091928Prove that you're an OG chiyofag and not just some faggot mega ultra homo like all the other current day "chiyofags">>567091984That you're being stupid over meaningless bullshit.The fact alone that her tits change when going from "unique outfit" to swimsuit says it all, it's a meaningless exercise. Doing it for the fun of it is obviously fine, but no one should take this as scientific facts.
What if I really like my torena but feel zero sexual attraction to him?
>>567091967that's your le heckin' daughterino
>>567090728>>567090275>>567090106Fronts are pretty much done accelerating 5s into the race.If all stats are equal, the one with GW+TTL will have a slight advantage.Bourbon's strength is that she's easy to build not that her early race is the strongest.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/9rNjYt
>>567091963They pussied out with Suzuka in the special chapter so probably not no
>>567091710they are really trying everything to revive this manga
>>567092198fuck you, shichi.
Actual fucking schizo. Why the fuck are you here and not on some troon erp site?
>>567091710>p-please care about this literal whoHmmmm noThe Cinderella Gray anime mogs the shit out of this boring manga
>>567092189>That you're being stupid over meaningless bullshitDude, someone just asked me to measure the difference between the bust of Kita and Dia's models, I did, and now people are calling me stupid.I don't know what I did wrong.You're the ones being stupid over meaningless bullshit.
>schizo pointing out the schizo>schizo spamming troll garbage for (you)s
How could she do this?
>>567092437Double rape
>>567092457true
>>567092232
>>567090690Stinko a cute
>>567092490crying for this anon
>>567092490>ACKTUALLY ITS YOU NOT ME STOP MAKING ME UPSETTI >: (Retard you're the one that keeps replying getting angry over dumb shit, I know what you said but that doesn't matter as you're the one that keeps this shit going being defensive about it.
>>567092518Do you want them to hate men even more?
>>567092512because she's cute uwu
>>567092490I would suck on your tits if you were an uma, thank you for your service
>>567092124POTENTIAL
>>567091710Is star blossom done by a writer + illustrator pair like cingray or just one dude? The art is so rough it keeps filtering me
>press Rest>well-rested triggers>cures night owlis that easy
Just got a parent with 17 white sparksDoes a bigger number of sparks increase the amount you get during inspirations? Or does it make more sense to use parents with less sparks but more stars on them
>>567092807It's a pair and the artist is a woman
>>567091701we will RAPE you frontsissies
>>567092512please leave marks please leave marks please leave marks please leave marks please leave marks please leave marks please leave marks
>3 fucking mood downs in Junior year>sleep deprived, night owlAight.If you don't want me to play this game, just fucking tell me CyFaggots.
>>567092437That's a lame dance for physically superior beings...
>>567092662I'll give them children and a reason so they get more fucked or they get fixed
>>567088093>>567087882>>567087670>>567087440>>567087169
>>567092124I need 7 sparks to get oguri to end A right?
>>567092807yeah, it's pretty shit
>>567091119If you are not at max speed late velocity skills don't do anything. It also isn't hard to find 8-9* mile parents.
>>567092807yessu.i'm guessing the intent was to have CinGray be the shonen title, and StarBlo the moe title
>>567092490I appreciate you :)
>>567093126SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>567093126mob girl love
Umas for this feel?
>>567092921>the artist is a womanDropped
>>567093054I think you misunderstood my point. The distance traveled at max speed is so short on the Tokyo 1600 (compared to, say, the Hanshin 3200) that velocity skills are going to be more impactful than a 10% boost for 300m or so.
>>567093336Marvel pre-puberty
>>567093456Sexo
>>567093336Fuji Kiseki, Air Groove, Winning Ticket Mejiro Ryan
>new CM>try new build>it sucks>go back to the exact same 2-2-2 speed power wit slop i've been using since the start of M*NT
>>567092124>ayabe nowhereI guess she's bad because her ult practically does nothing since late race starts on a straight
>>567093456I like this frame a lot
>>567093620SNIFFFF
so....why is end oguri good when she has zero skill for end position?
>>567092863more whites = more rollshigher star count = better rolls, hint increases, stat gain, etc. shit gained is actually a range determined by spark quality and affinity
>>567093554>optimal strategy works>unoptimal strat doesn't workEvery day I'm more convinced fuckers who hate Mant are literal retards who can't fathom their quirk chungus strats don't work against what's been proven to work
>>567093736FAKE
>>567093814you're kind of stupid
>>567093814>you hate Mant because you don't want to run the same build over and over again
>>567093452Probably better to stack power because of the stupid hill at 300 meters and hope for buch of speed carry over from the mid race
>>567093814are you missing the point of the post on purpose
>>567093952BOYSEXBOYINSEMINATIONBOYFERTILIZATIONBOYIMPREGNATIONBOYMARRIAGEBOYLIFE
>>567093749you bank it all on Oguri ult + End Closer's speed multiplieralso she has Nimble as one of her potential skill
>>567093814patriot
>non racing day>no rainbow>spend 3 whistles>no rainbows>cry and click rest
dying game dying thread
https://poal.me/ec7nx3https://poal.me/ec7nx3https://poal.me/ec7nx3
I know how mean this sounds, but in the next update can they remove Tazuna's voice and never let her talk in the store again
Stats and skills should be purely decorative. All cards should be able to do the same thing. Unironically. I want to use my wife's shitty wit card so I can see her in a sukumizu every career.
>>567094583ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>567094732why are you poor
>>567094583Some of you guys are alright.Don't come to Tracen tomorrow.
>>567094962I voted for Curren what do I do
>>567093749SNIIIIIIFFFFFFLICK LICK LICK
>>567094962But if I'm late Brian rapes me
>>567095128Then be end Brian.
>anons pick Rice Shower as wifemy older sister would be horrified
You must pull for Digitan's Jiangshi outfit in 3 months.
>>567095472would your younger sister be open?
i keep confusing rulership with cheval at first glance
>>567095608cheval torena...
>>567091503Proof the thread is giga gayKek
how come nobody ever talks about vivlos here
>>567087906>false dream
>>567095558she likes Rice and isn't horrified by male heterosexuality, she's fine with it. Rolled her eyes when she saw Super Creek for the first time, "but I can see why guys like her, too"her favorite umas are Special Week, Teio, Seiun, and Grass Wonder
what the actual fuck are these CM lobbies
^the raped
>>567095714She is sex but people only post her to be inflammatory because of the sloptuber who likes
>>567091710She lost to the DEI Uma?
>>567095714because she's JP only right now and there aren't any anons who are really attached to her/interested in spreading her propaganda, unlike pic related, Gentildonna, or Buebue.
>>567095714she's not out yet, the only thing I know about her is that she's part of the sisters trio and that she wants to take (you) to Dubai
>>567095948>She is sexNo one wants the retard
>>567095608For me, It's these three.
>>567096135>the sisters trioqrd?
>>567096118Ugly tomboy
What happens if Buena catches you fucking another Uma?
>>567096285>literal whos
yay
>>567094583How does an uma with like 10k pieces of fanart get fewer votes than an uma that came out recently? Is Buena's career that good?
>>567096339Vivlos, Cheval and Verxina are actual sisters in the game
>>567096513you get Bue beamed
>>567096578>Is Buena's career that good?No. She's just childhood friend, romance pandering. Any character in any form of media that romance panders will always be popular.
>>567093736NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT SHAY THAT
>>567096513she would cry
>>567096610>Cheval and Verxinacheval is the camping one right? who shot a bear or somethingVerxina is ??? drawing a blank here
>>567095748Please never post this image again.
>>567096578>blue text and gold border on the chartbut I agree to some degree with the first anon
>>567096768>Verxina is ???Black
>>567096209
>>567096768from the left, Cheval-Verxina-Vivlos. The one that likes camping and hunting bears is Tact
>>567096894oh the three black ones are the three shimai?
>>567096209Retards make my dick hard
>>567095748Imagine promising Creek you will give her a child, but you secretly had your tubes tied so you can't actually impregnate her. She keeps wondering why she can't get pregnant and you just get to pump your seed inside her five times a day without needing to use rubber or deal with unwanted children.
>all time score record>no head on, no mile S
>>567096339They are siblings IRL except Cheval Grand's sire is Heart's Cry not Deep Impact
>>567097046i feel like this was supposed to be a soundpost
being uma is suffering...
How long does a support card have to be good for you to use for you to roll 400 times on the banner?I'm looking at the Pokke speed SSR banner and she'd obviously be good for my late oshis but she'll be replaced in 5 months by Dura since obviously I'm rolling on the Dura/Dia banner too.... That's basically just 1 scenario in which she is good.
How long is Golshi's ugly mug going to be the game icon?
>>567097050Who are you quoting, infertile-kun?
>>567096209You know she's just pretending to be retarded to flirt with you you gullible retard
>>567096925>>567097014No.>>5670969962 blacks, 1 chestnut
>>567097028>unwanted
>>567097247>2 blacks, 1 chestnutI'm into that stuff
>>567097152
>>567097232This reply gave me an erection
>>567097152Jobber
>>567096523the one on the right is curren bouquet
>>567097181the real problem is that it's releasing with pasa immediately after. Are you skipping that?
>>567096285bouquet's inner dress pattern really spoils the whole design for me
Imagine the smell and the taste...
>>567097028>imagine cucking yourselfno thanks
>>567097028>your tubes tied>pump your seed
>>567097304>t.bay cuck
>>567097492No I'd have enough to roll 400 on both (and I havent used any of my crystals).
>>567097604that's not the worst starting hand I'ves ever seenJong rooms? Anyone?
>>567097028This works until she ends up pregnant anyway and you cant call her out for having an affair because you also lied
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567097356Vivlos has been too spoiled by Verxina so she thinks if she acts cute you will forgive anything
>>567098003She would be absolutely correct
I wish VF didn't mindbreak me and forever taint Vivlos. I see her and get reminded of that faggot and automatically don't want to like her.
My local cinema chain will be screening this umamusume film next week, do you need to play the game to enjoy it? My weeb friend wants to go see it with me but I don't play this, only know a couple girls from memes. Of course I'm not gonna let her down, I just want to know if I'll be able to understand it as an outsider.
>>567098182>do you need to play the game to enjoy it?no
>>567098182This fucking poster is so fucking ugly it's unreal
>>567098175You got mindbroken by BVLL F
>>567098182why are you here?
>>567098003She is right, she drags you around and makes you spend a lot of money on her during Verxina's career
>>567098182Fuji was a mistake
>>567098182>herDIEEEEEE
>>567098439shes trans btw
>>567098249yeah the artstyle is so ugly despite the animation is kino
>>567098182It's a standalone movie. Obviously having more knowledge about the indiviual umas will enhance the experience and you also wont be able to recognize a lot of the background cameos, but it's enjoyable on its own. I watched it a few months ago with friends that dont play uma and they all liked it.
>>567098182I honestly don't remember what happened in this movie so I think you'll be miserable even if you did know about the characters before watching
>>567098431MOMMY
>>567098182>do you need to play the game to enjoy it?no>Of course I'm not gonna let her down>her>do you need to play the game to enjoy it?yes you need deep knowledge of the game is it's many mechanics and its impossible to learn in a couple of daysgood luck with your date anon, may you get luck
>>567098535I no longer care
>>567098249japs are so fucking uncreative its always the same floating head bullshit
fuck my 0-0-0-2 ass
>>567098583>boyumaFuck off
making last min aces, do I run Maru or S Maru?
>>567098916Maru would be easier to build, no?
>>567098182Dantsu and Pokke were literally not even released when the movie was released
>>567098182>21 de MayoAY CARAMBA
Good night friends!!!
>567098698This post was made by troon calarts hands
Races start in 5 hours and 45 minutesToday we have a G3 - Niigata Daishoten, 2000m Turf, 4YO and older only (Post time: 15:45 JST) and a Jump G2 - Kyoto High-jump, J3930m Turf, 4YO and older only (Post time: 13:35 JST)Tommorow we have G1 - Victoria Mile, 1600m Turfm, 4YO and older mares only (Post time: 15:40 JST)
>>567098182I wanted to watch this movie in theatres but Florida is exceptionally shitty and it wont play anywhere for hundreds of miles
>>567098328Looked up the general, figured it would be the best place to ask.
>>567099616Is Golden Tempo going to be in it?
>>567099349Spe obachan
>>567099715of course it wouldnt, Florida is a failed state where old jim crowe types go to die
>>567099715>FloridaLeave
>>567099715why are you in fucking florida bro your vote doesnt even count anymore
>>567099715>Florida Stay
>>567100291my pov
>>567100291>POV: You're an ugly bastard
>>567100291I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S SLOP ANYMORE I NEED HER
>>567099616I'll root for whoever is the fattest horse and/or is a Spawn of Spechan, as usual.
>>567098182you don't need to know anything about the game or franchise to enjoy it. It doesn't really even need to be about horsegirls. its' just an anime movie about track and field with fantastic effects as metaphors for going faster than anyone ever fastered before and nobody's clothes make sense.One thing worth explaining since it otherwise basically makes no sense: Cafe's imaginary friend is her dad. Famous horse Sunday Silence, Cafe looks a lot like him so there's big expectations to live up to him. Movie doesn't explain that, Game doesnt' even explain that, its entirely a horseracing lore check. Now you don't need to wonder why her "friend" is in any way significant.
>>567098182Small context to understand the movieUmamusumes are reincarnation of real racehorses and they have the same career as them except sometimes the uma do come back unlike the horse. G1s are the most important races and there's some races they can participate only at a certain point of their career.During Junior year they can only participate at 3 G1 notably the Hopeful Stakes that will be in the movieThen during the Classic year there's the crown races, Satsuki Sho, Japanese Derby and Kikuka Sho. They can only participate once in their life and if they win the three of them they become a triple crown. Basically these races are meant to decide who will be the new strongest uma.And after that there's senior year races, there's no limit and for some of them like Tenno Sho autum, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen there's an overlap so both classic year uma and senior year uma can clash.
>>567089853the shorter the race the more important dd and pp are
>>567099776iirc Golden Tempo is aiming for Belmont Stakes>>567099616G3 - Niigata Daishoten, 2000m Turf, 4YO and older only (Post time: 15:45 JST)1. 2. 3. 4. Dam side - Rulership, Air Groove, Agnes Digital5. Dam side - Manhattan Cafe6. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove7. 8. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O9. Sire side - Stay Gold10. 11. Dam side - Fuji Kiseki12. 13. 14. Sire side - Symboli Kris S15. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove; Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O (this horse is a brother to Kitasan Black as Duramente fucked his mom, Sugar Heart)
>City losing by a few lengths>Neicheer does her little cheer dance>City wins by a neckThat was cute. Maybe I should bring a cheerleader every CM now.
>>567099715>Florida I'm not American but the only thing I know about Florida is that they want to make criticizing Israel illegal
>>567100609kino
>>567100736I mean it essentially already is if you're in any sort of higher political office
>>567100635>Belmont StakesCan't wait
fuck that anon who said he got the dia boy cosplayer on his TL now I got it toohttps://x.com/i/status/2055283050850975922
>>567100226actually unreal how cuckservatives have lost the plot so hard they actively cheer on having their rights stripped from them by the guberment
>>567101001Belmont Stakes are planned for 7th of June>>567100635Jump G2 - Kyoto High-jump, J3930m Turf, 4YO and older only (Post time: 13:35 JST)1. 2. Dam side - Marvelous Sunday3. Sire side - Fenomeno, Stay Gold4. 5. Dam side - Symboli Kris S6. Sire side - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen
>>567100673>letting Coal Shitty winKill yourself
>>567098916Red Maru's Red Shift is stupidly strong, so while Summer Hag's midrace is better, Red Maru is my vote. Mine has won even when starting late-race in 3rd place
> I used a really good borrow for all my aces> The guy suddenly decided to downgrade his borrowable uma.Fuck me man
>>567101115>7th of June>less than a monthDamn.
>>567100635Didn't Gilden Tempo get injured?
>>567101263this happened to me. Guy had an amazing seiun sky with everything I've ever wanted and then he switched to nishino flower. like 5 days before CM registration. i fucking hate all of you neighgers that get ahead of schedule and think everyone else is as well.
>>567101185Mind broken
>>567101445As far as I know, no, but he is skipping Preakness Stakes
>>567101591>defending a race traitor
>>567101721Did you really get mindbroken because of one doujin page?
>>567101445No. A lot of horses skip out on the American 3x crown, probably due to how close the races are. At least, that's what ESPN told me.
>multiple posts deleted>cheval poster and anti jp posterHmmm should I nyotice a pattern here?
>>567101115Victoria Mile gates
>>567101805there's something wrong about cafe with eyes not wide open.
>>567101849He is a cuck or brown, let him be
>>567101930the cheva [sound] was me, think I accidentally replied to a sloptard
>>567101721Me on the rightI enjoy your posts
>>567102063me on the left hot stuff
>>56710202114 years old btw
>>567099715No idea what you’re talking about, I also live in Florida and had two showings in easy driving distance.
holy dead ""general""
Be honestIf you just had mountains of disposable income, would you whale?
Stop trying to make me fuck Rice Shower
>>567102676yesI would also buy shares in race horses or just outright buy them whole
>>567096285Which of these is Daiichi Ruby?
>>567086869>Nice thing to see when I open the thread
>>567102676Short: No.Long: I could easily spend 20-50 bucks a month, probably more if I really felt like it. However, I refuse to spend money on f2p shite on principle, as they can die and take my money away at any given moment, or pull some other gay shit.Maybe getting used to said "mountains of disposable income" might change my mind in time, but not in the short term.
>>567102676If I were so wealthy that money doesn't matter anymore, probably.
>>567092124Taishin with Nemesis, Encroaching Shadow and inheriting Cheer Halo is a core kit no one else can really match in End at anywhere near the same skill point bracket. So that shouldn't surprise anyone and you should be scared.Or just pray she rushes or otherwise blows the accel or gets struck by lightning.
>>567098182No it's explicitly a gateway work to help get people into it, which is why it's framed more like a sports anime than the slice of life stuff uma normally has (same reason Cingrey is popular outside of uma diehards, it's a shonen anime mostly).
>>567102676Only if I had Fuck you money and it wouldnt even matter.
>>567102364he lives in the everglades and his only reliable form of transportation is a flock of chickens he has to round up and tie to a sled
>>567102889Was hoping at least one of you fags saw my late reply.
Should I get dedium B and do tiara route with Taiki or try the sprint mile turf/dirt instead?
>>567100583>>During Junior year they can only participate at 3 G1 notably the Hopeful Stakes that will be in the movieHopeful Stakes is in the movie, but only kinda. This was before the race was upgraded to G1 status and renamed the Hopeful Stakes, before that it was a G3 called the Radio Tampa Hai Sansai Himba Stakes
>>567102676why spend it on 2d characters? ill make my own epstein island with uma cosplayers
>>567103093the rapist
>>567086869>>567102889>>567103063I forgot my screenshot rumao
>>567103180>2/3 of the replies was the same guyHory Shet what a tweest! Guess you're a Based Phony then.
>>567102676I would make sure I wouldn't be sitting on 0LB meta supports, but I wouldn't roll on goddamn everything even if I had fuck you money
loving sex with finemo posters
>>567103416>uma football this would kill in south america
rough hatesex with finemo posters
https://poal.me/19t5qrhttps://poal.me/19t5qrhttps://poal.me/19t5qr
i needed to trim the white frame anyway
>>567103583actually we love anime horses now
>>567103826Reminder that soccer comes from the brits, it just means "association football", and they only went back to calling it football out of butthurt that we started calling it soccer too.Funny thing is Japan also calls it soccer and no one cares.
>>567103912SIUUUUUUUUUUUUURonaldo will come back from Saudi jail for the world cup
>>567089087based how do I attain this irl
>thread is being kept alive by a sloptroon and a redditfag
>>567103693Slop in Love
>>567104337All me
>when she LOST to the D
Someone post the pasta about needing to be a fast thread with 100s posts per minute
where did everyone go?
>>567103912
Is this worth itHow do I cope
if you are building a mile ace, would you end bamboo muteki's event chain early for PTO or go all the way for it's on?
>>567104532I want to smoosh the silliest Symboli
is power inheritance really enough for someone to get max stats with this deck?
>>567104030Your post just made me realize why it's called divegrass
>>567104648shes not silly shes a rapist
WE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAA
>Total Rice Shower Victoryyou love to see it
>>567104915based
Be the hottest Uma in your path
>>567104532she's so cute and submissive
>>567104867Nah she is the silliest
>>567104030It's called fútbol
>>567102676I was prepared to spend 1500 on this game per quarter. Then Cygames hit me with horrific card luck twice in a row. I'm not rewarding that kind of behavior.
>>567104990There is literally nothing sexy about this thing. Why does it give me a boner?
>>567104873Why did this legit make me start loudly laughing like an idiot reading this?
>>567103096Unless you're building medium taiki just do mile+sprint. The dirt g1s help brdige the no medium gap significantly.
>>567104567puffy vulva
MY GAMEPLAY QUESTION GOT IGNORED AGAIN
>>567104836If you get a lot of power items yeah
>>567102676absolutely, especially for uma banners. I'd be a giga leviathanbut I probably wouldn't whale out unless I had $200M+ so it's pretty irrelevant
>>567105068Fußball
>>567102676i do have thatno
>>567105223so did mine
>>567105223ASk again
>>567105327>especially for uma bannersBut umas are the one part of the game that lets you f2p it with no strings attached other than "it takes longer"
>>567105223If your question is being ignored, assume the reason is because it was dumb
>>567102676Yes, but I'd probably get bored if it becomes too easy then sell my acc for a 10th of the price
umamidsume
>>567105096It's the charming smile
>>567104571>>567104571>>567104571ANSWER MEassuming i don't get PTO from elsewhere
>>567105223you can either quote it so someone who knows better (not me) can reply to it or try asking it on the other board
>>567105586NOOBVIOUSLY NOT
>>567105453yes, but if I had Fuck You money, I can pull and spark any uma I feel like with no consequences. So for me, I'd be a giga-leviathan for Fronts and Ends>every meta card>every uma in that style that I likedand I might gigawhale for Pacers too.
>>567105586>gold skill or white skill bwoooooooooooooosRetarded question holy shit
>>567105586I would say get PTO because It's On is a bum 1.8s skill
>>567105586I'm not using meme cards sorry
>>567105732HMMMM???NOW FIGHT>>567105742
>>567105508>seventh sense
>>567104030>Funny thing is Japan also calls it soccer and no one caresBecause it's easier to spell for them
Vodka may be the biggest fumble the uma design team ever had, for a horse so important she's ugly in every way, even her altsDaiwa mogs her so hard
>>567105820make a poal
>>567105508Every time I see Opera acting flamboyant, I think of this image and some anon who said they laughed for 10 minutes straight after seeing someone say>Opera would cum hands-free if she saw this
>>567102676Pay for the experience of getting Shakur dupes or hitting pity, I already do that for free, although being able to go for extra banners per year. Still, I'd be a dolphin at most.
oisu
>>567105970sexsu
pppfrffrttfrffftpppfrtfpppftrftfftrfppppttth
>>567105679Blackrock anon?>>567105732>>567105820The Taishin with PTO is slightly faster according to umalator
Daily reminder that Doto is evil and Dotoposters deserve rape
Remember that she's always one cheeky pull away
>>567105096it's literally wwii anti-japanese propaganda
>>567105858good post
>>567106072this isn't funny now that I have seen it the second time
I qualified for Group A despite missing day 1. I'm now glad there's 2 days per round.
>>567105858Yeah, she probably would be Aphrodite if it was any gold saint
doto is NICE
>>567106376It's still day 1
>>567106376brother it's still day 1
El Condor Pasa
What is Golshi's outfit supposed to be?
>>567106715pure sex
>>567106565>>567106572Oh, thought I missed a day somehow. Keeping track of time is hard.
>>567106715Racing Queen outfit combined with horse straps that turn it into blatant S&M fetish gear.
>>567106183>it's on activating in a non-overtake zoneChange seed and try again
>>567106715sex with sexshi
how tf to build curren when she cant run miles and mediums (with my legacies)
explode
>>567107067>left: a loving cute wife>right: a fucking whore that only redditor and faggots like
>>567107168You don't, welcome to mant
>>567106887>it's on activating in a non-overtake zoneIt's literally where it always activates son
>>567106887if its a non-overtake zone then how did it's on procNICE CODING UMALATARDS
>>567106210you're so right
>>567106251Go sleep nigga that was posted 10 hours ago
>>567107117It's funny how much revealing outfits not just in uma but in general focus on the chest because in actual Japan it's the opposite. You can show leg all the way up to the edge of your ass, but god forbid you show the slightest amount of cleavage you WHORE
>>567107346I see that image every day and it's usually a schizo posting it
>>567107323Umazing!
how come there are no urara posters
>>567107442t-t-the DONUTSCHIZO?!
fuck kitaposters
>>567088413HS lesbianism isn't long term, they're half the freshman girls usually getting dicked a month or two into college
>>567107579mmmm donuts
>>567107742WHERE IS MY SALTED BUTTER ON MY FRENCH BREAD
>>567107789canon
https://youtu.be/5-24A2kMVnk
>>567107789whoa you can't post that can you?
>>567107789
>>567107915Why? It's just some stretches
>>5671075371*, retarded, dirt, loser, career is her being your heckin daughterino
>>567092124I was told Taishin would fall off
>>567107874now post the insanely based teio one>all the voices are brian, not the models thogay
>>567108046She will, in a year
>>567107928
>>567107860i ate those too
>>567108046She will fall off once they release CB and then wit Taishin that she can't useAlso her alts are both meh
>>567108268what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>567108092>all the voices are brianShe is just that good
>>567108046There's only a few good ends in this game to begin with, and Taishin stops being one of them after a point. Mainly because End Closers aren't very popular in the JRA as a style (but they're super popular in the US), even though literally some of the best horses in the world were Ends.
>>567105915Unironically, yes. They really fumbled by making Vodka and Scarlet too dependent on each other, the only reason Scarlet has so many fans is because of her design
>>567108634I like their interactions but I wish they leaned more into that shit instead of generic rivalry stuff. The game brings up that Vodka has brothers as the horse did irl, but not the fact that one of Vodka's brothers seemingly had a thing for Scarlet.>Scarlet stealing Vodka's brother's virginity as a way of getting back at her
>>567108807Scarlet would NOT do that
With erauma dead, what eroge will fill the gap of umamusume themed breeding fetish smut?
Maybe I'm easy to impress, but after seeing forza horizon 6 then seeing or playing fh5, fh4, and old gran turismos, I think any graphic improvements to racing games don't add any more fun factor. It's peaked. Forget photorealism with racing games, they need some incredibly different art direction. I'd rather play uma musume
i got medium s and fast learnergot agamasened by fine...
Skill issue on my part, it happens
>>567109060What's it like to play a PS5 on a tube tv?
>>567109060Maruzen, I'm going to be 40 this year and outside of extreme examples like FFXII which pushed graphics capability for the system to its limits, I never looked at PS2 games and thought "wow, it looks so real"
>>567109060graphics have never been an indicator of a good game though, just an expensive one
If I'm eventually going to be a pace main in a couple years what style/cards should I be getting in the meantime? It only starts getting good with gentil donna in a couple years. I'm conflicted on what style I should be rolling for since I kinda like all styles and don't really have a tailored deck rn. I was planning on rolling smaru's card since it works for any style and I don't have any speed ssr's besides ksb but I'd also like tachyon speed.Should I do lates since it's the closest with parents?
>senior summer>still no gold hammers in shop/inventoryits not looking good bros
>>567109269>I'm going to be 40 this yearThat means you're from '86, the super nintendo came out before you started kindergarten. Maruzensky is from the 70s, she grew up with fucking Pong and thus has an entirely different perspective.
>>567107874
>>567097181>How long does a support card have to be good for you to use for you to roll 400 times on the banner?Maybe 1 scenario of being good per spark? For rolling not to just feel bad. Maybe you need more then that if there's no free pulls.The question with Pokke is, are you pulling on Ancestors? You can't borrow both
>>567109453lates arent really getting anything until next year either.Just get the scenario banners in tachyon ramonu pasa and you'll be fine
>>567109682That was kinda the general plan, I just see all these sloptubers hyping up "PLAN NOW USE LE CARAT CALCULATOR" when it doesn't really seem like there's all that much to roll for that's a must bar the scenario card and ramonu
Sir, another male Satono Diamond cosplayer has appeared on the xitter timeline
>>567109269Ah fucks I just realized I am 40 a few min ago.
>>567109682I, too, use lowercase when samefagging
>>567088742I'm a zoomer and an actual unc, so perfect
Anyone going to the kinoplex tomorrow?
belno sex
>>567109971HBD anon
>have pretty lackluster luck for two weeks>super slow day at work so play uma>make 3 mile aces in a rowHoly FUG is this what it feels like to be ahead?
>>567109971Happy Birthday my fellow 40 year old
>776k
>>567110089holy fuck shut up you had this third rate ironic weeb gimmick going months ago and everyone hated it htne you schizo freak
>>567110295if your numbers dont look like this, then you arent making it to gl in class 6
>>567109675I'll probably pull 200 times, yeah. One scenario per spark sounds like a good general rule, thanks anon.>>567109984Schizo or retarded, pick one
>>567110160We know, Jou
BRIAN IT'S TIME TO EAT YOUR VEGGIES!
>>567110160I hate that we will probably never see the Cinderella Gray original characters in the game
>>567109214 (me)>3 SSR cards in deck>0 chains completedAny luck training recommendations?
>>567110559Mahjong!
>>567110458The wolf doesn't concern himself with healthy food
>>567110458
>>567110458Literally me fr
>>567107107
>>567104836Yes, especially with fuku. hit a lot of 1200 power runs without a power card
>>567110845I hated veggies until I realized my mother sucks at cooking them and would mostly just bake or steam them, I only like baked veggies when it's potatoes.But stir-fry that shit and I'll eat any vegetables.
>>567109971Geezer
>>567110393Oguri wouldn't even realize what they were doing
Tsuru gets it done!!
>>567110953Shakute
>>567111041>oguri wouldn't realize>the girl that when she understood her heart might give out if she kept pushing herself, came this close to abandoning running and just going to live somewhere quiet with JouOguri being asexual is a meme that ignores she was willing to throw away her dreams for a man just to live longer.
>about to overtake front>paces down to 7th??????????????
>>567109971OLD
>>567110824Would Pama play FH6 with me?
>>567111167It was about Kitahara's dream of winning the Tokai Derby and the promise with MarchYou read too much umatore
What should my sparks be for Taishin?
>try out some mile CM rooms>6 fronts>7 fronts >5 fronts >6 fronts>despite what I just wrote and end closer won every single time
My first attempt at TaikiThis is ok build for next CM right? Now just fish for Mile S
Naruhodo
I'm a n00b when it comes to stamina/guts conversion, will she die in the Tenno Sho Spring?
>>567111843Neck and neck is very rngYou probably want more midrace to keep up with the frontrunner wall
>>567111965She's probably fine
>>567112152That's Taishin not Fine
>>567111965UWAAAAAAAAA TAISHIN
>winning race>tama uses unique, fucking teleports halfway across the race>loses
>>567112321too friendly
>didn't build an ace for this cm>just auto filled some high rated umas>0 effort put in>dont care if they winI'm finally free.
>>567112436Not only are you free, you will now magically win A finals
Can taiki survive MANT without doing medium races? She has sprint mile and also dirt right?I really dont want to stuff her full of 10 medium sparks to prepare for a mile CM
>>567112367FAST AS LIGHTNING>>567112321Taishin is adorable
The matikane room smells
>>567112654>3dpdYour attached image is supposed to be lust provoking
>>567112654the dirt and sprint affinites help
>>567112654Is she the one I've seen the vagina of or is that a different uma cosplayer?
Does anyone have the uma bust and height chart?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567113205https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/bust
Can someone host a shogi room? I won't join because I don't know how to play yet, but can someone host one?
>>567113319I GOT MILE S IMMEDIATELY AFTER TOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ines Fujin's unique feels kinda useless but she's doing pretty good
beeg training, 237 stats
>>567113554cutie
>>567113560/uma/ is too retarded for shogi
>>567112654I lied to you earlier anon, I am sorry. All the Taikis I made in 'blazer are doped up with medium sparks, enough to get at least B. I haven't tried her mediumless.
>>567113409Thansk
>>567113319>>567113586that's like soooo sad
>>567113409These numbers are complete bs, the 3D model sizes aren't accurate at all
>>567113610Her unique is tailored to be best at the Derby. Everywhere else it is just OK.
I GIVE UP ON GUTSMAXXINGIM ENDING WITH LIKE 400 STAM
>>567086748You know, the worst feeling is when you lose every single race for 3 matches straight solely and entirely because RNG chooses to fuck you over despite you having the best Uma's running. How can, for 15 matches straight, my aces all have nothing above a normal mood, at least 2 of them get late starts every race and no skills proc at all so they're effectively fucked and have to sprint from the back all the way to the front and can only ever get at most 3rd place. 1200 Speed, 1000 Stamina, 1200 Power, 600 Guts and 1000 Wit with 2 Gold recoveries on all of them by the way.
>>567112654It's fine.
does dober's ult work for CM14 or am I forced to use the ugly mejiro for my breeding
>>567113894>I GIVE UP ON GUTSMAXXINGNEVER GIVE UPNEVER SURRENDERI'm runnin that shit right now
>>567113819They nerfed the models for obvious reasons
>>567114012dont say that...but yeah, dobers doesnt work next cm
>>567113969forgot I had this one although it was a high roll while testing stuff
>>567114028Good luck fellow guts maxxer.
>>567114028>Dictus>not Bamboo
are you watching every race this cm?
>>567113892More accurately, to be the best at Tokyo turf races
>>567114179FUCKSex with Ryan it is
>>567113586Isn't Speed Star bad next CM?
>>567114087Yeah but they aren't even consistent amongst themselves, the numbers just feel made up
>>567114238I figured fuck it, why not, let's see what happens.
What if umamusume had a dub?
>>567114238Seeing Dictus's wet toes on a solo friendship training is its own reward.
reminder to all newfags gutsmaxxing is NOT a viable strategy yet, we still are two anniversaries away before it becames a viable strategy
>dubI am not even entertaining this thought
>>567114310it is either a mid race skill or a fuck ass huge speed carry over if procced late enoughthere is no chance of it getting "eaten" like the current CM since the late race is after the corner
>>567113778I'm told it's really simple though? You just protect your lance piece at all costs, right?
>>567114464love my granny
I love this uma
>>567114512HUH?SPEAK UP BITCH?
>>567114512speak up BITCH
>>567114573>t. bitch that's salty he loses duels
>>567114512whats with the squeaky whistle sound? sounds like shes got a front tooth gap a finger wide
>>567087153I owe Ardan sex.
Hishi Amazon!
>>567113894I've won several CM matches due to my gutsmaxxxed aces dueling on the long straight. I'd argue it is more kino than end closing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS55Knj6KCA.
>>567114808>6.7
>>567114861
>>567114808I don't get it
>>567114573Aston Machan and Machanposters owe me paizuri and sumata.
>>567114839Honestly, sex owes Ardan you.
>>567114964Her little girl chest producing a little amount of milk I presume
>>567086748This game truly is pure RNG. My SS Mayano lost the third legend ticket of the day to Mejiro Bright despite having NSM (blocked, lost by distance). She was only normal mood so that was just a reminder to always use parfait below good mood. Ran my daily against Taiki, made sure to parfait my S+ Curren who has literally never lost that race before, lost. Cool.
>>567113894Isn't guts effectively a second stamina bar for when you gas out the first time? Wouldn't 1200 guts make up for it?
>>567114808>2kb of milk
>>567114808Sixty seven!
>>567107579Kitasan fellatio
>>567114512ASMR is so popular but I get hard filtered by it. Hearing sound from only one direction is just irritating to me.
>>567113610It's a stronger homestretch haste desu
>>567114573People wouldn't forget her if she had those bazongas
I met a full team of F-graded runners in the Champions Meeting. That was my only win out of 15.
>>567114808>milkshouldnt have trusted her when she said she hasnt had her first period yet trainer.
>>567115102idk why people said this early on, it's not true.
>>567115070That's not how milk production works, the alveoli are around the same size no matter what size your boobs are.
>>567115102It doesn't quite work that way. There are diminishing returns so going full guts can't make up for low stamina.
>>567115250let me guess, you think piss isn't stored in the balls either
Excluded: red shift. Can anyone tell me why my opera has 0% win rate... I thought she would be a killer...
>>567115102I think having high guts can stop your tired-out horse from going very slowly at the end, but she still won't go FAST, because she's too tired. So maybe she will get 3rd at best instead of getting 9th, but she won't win.
>>567095001>>567091404>>567115193I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will nurse from her boobsI will call her mommyI will be happy!
>>567115320So many reasons
Why are Maya bros so hated?
>>567115309I have a sister who stayed flat as fuck even through pregnancy which normally engorges boobs, and she could still fill half the fridge with baby bottles.
>>567115250The older you get the more milk is produced? Since she's only a little girl it's obviously going to be way less.
>>567115212Where do they keep hearing this?
>>567115320She's probably holding back in order to heighten the drama of the races.
>>567115250What does ravioli have to do with tit milk?
I am horny. Thinking about sweaty pantyhose under buruma ignited my Red Desire, as in lust.That's all.
There's no way anyone's losing the stamina check legend race post-MANT. I refuse to believe it.
>>567115009I agree.Especially since I had to go all the way to spark for her
>>567115410Thank you vagueposter king. I know she's missing medium S at least. And she doesn't need maestro with that much stam. What else?
>>5671153201000 STA + gold is overstamingIgnite PWR is unreliable in mediumVictory Cheer doesn't workXOguri is the only Pace Chaser that can might make use of Speed Star, for everyone else is uselessMaestro and Star is taking a lot of skill points that could be used for better skillsNo Med S (wouldn't save you here though)
>>567115531It's an Asian thing - in Journey to the West, Sun Wukong is saved from starvation when he discovers he can extract milk from pasta
>>567115536Be cleansed of thy sins
>>567114960she's so fucking hot why the hell are there only 2 brown goddesses in the game
>>567114316Mabechin is too big
>>567115320I don't think Speed Star is doing anything for you.
Where the hons bros at
Hi
>>567115009Thank you Yakov Smirnoff
Fuggg if she's in Windy's campaign I'm gonna have to roll her too
>>567115536Praying for you
>>567115810no
Danchou here.I'm gonna flatline. I cannot continue to play after being embarassed with a 3/20 record in graded
>>567115841Hamburgers eat Jordan!
Just open the races and let me get raped again already
>>567115848>Likes: Digging holesLiteral boy behavior, she is so damn cute god
>>567115810Welcome back JPgod.
Etsuko Otonashi!!
3 hours until races start
>>567115726Allowing players to bring a brown goddesses squad to CM would raise the game rating to mature only
>>567115872I never noticed how big her ahoge is. I was distracted by those huge listeners. Christ.
didn't get mile corners from rival races award
>>567116080They start in 10 minutes idiot
>>567116091That's why we need American horses
DAY 2 SOON, POST YOUR READY FACE
>>567116126Even bigger than her father's, it proves schizophrenia is stored in the ahoge don't check Mejiro Bright's head
The event when Palmer rizz those two students while helping them with cookies was cute.
>>567115685>>567115794>speed star is badDamn I thought it was like a required pacer gold. Good to know. What would you give her instead? she gets pace promoted nearly every race, just ends up passed at the end.
>>567116412Where?
>>567116424Intense handjob training
>>567115959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP158nfO3jA
>>567115810...
Good evening and good luck bros
>tfw you already used up all of your clocks in classic year
>>567116360
>>567115320bro is building for 3000m :skull:
Are you ready for day 2?
>>567116584
>>567115320get wit
Can I sweep now or is it still bannable?
>>567117092yay
>>567117146>stillno ones gotten banned for it tho bwo
>>567117146yeah anon don't use sweepy, they're gonna ban 90% of the remaining players
>>567115320She has ZERO accel except ignited PWRUnironically make her a late surger with red shift and MPB and she will be able to win
>>567117146I don't know
>>567116425Speed Star is bad this CM but good for Gemini>What would you give her instead?Regular "staple" mid skills, also. A&S would also work if she gets promoted.Btw, despite the info, Ambition to Surpass the Sakura also works if you're overtaken because it's not coded for overtaking, just diff. So it's also a decent skill to inherit to defend position in the last spurt
>>567117235What do you mean? Why did the sweepy git page say a few weeks ago to stop sweeping? Is it not because of bans?
>>567117092>>567117230controversial opinion: my dream is to fuck bright
>>567117230wah
>>567117365retard being an attentionwhoreignore him
>>567117146Was it ever bannable? I thought the reason people stopped is it doesn't know how to do TB properly or something.
>>567117365>a few weeks agothat was a few months ago...
>>567117482>>567117482>>567117482
It shouldn't have taken me 5 careers to get the 3x classic crown in URA. It just feels so weird training so much.
>>567116425They're half right half wrong. Speed star is less effective this CM but its better the. Kte you're snowballing. If you only have redshift, you have a ~40% chance to get full effect out of speed star. If you manage to proc another accel like moving past, angling, NSM, it can be as much as 75% chance for full effect.I'd say it's still worth taking. If you use umalator's skill estimator it will show this decreased odds of full effect in the numbers of the chart. You'll know of it's a good use of your SP or not.
>when 3 supports all rainbow in the same spot in summer
>>567110286Haha old farts. >t. 38 y/o
>>567118087>mcdonald's employee
>>567114512is this the fabled mommy asmr
