# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>566691157
sisters are succubi
>>567051686
>>567051793>julia sister gameTrue!
>>567051793>siblings retarded maybeNo, definitely.
>>567049840>>567050384>>567050536>>567050805Cannae ever go wrong wid sum good ol’ greggs
>>567051793>incest graves cute vision
>>567051793>douglas safe fetish
>>567051793>4chan pretending wants arguing seems raped>>567052069You don't know how happy I am that the filename is exactly what I expected
>>567052069Idk if you're a pom but there's no greggs in QLD as far as I'm aware bro
>>567051793>hot leyley
>>567051793>sisters rapeI knew it!
>>567052538Marital rape isn't real.
>>567051793>based man samefagschizocels....
>>567052692What if you're platonically married?
>>567052848It's platonic non-rape, then
>>567049009>>567049135You'll never believe how much *I* samefag. Sometimes I am more than half the posts in the last 4 hours or so. If you see a sudden uptick in posts (that isn't caused by bait or any thread derailment), just know that it's me. I am always there. You'll never get rid of me.
>>567052910What is platonic rape?
>>567053217Women posting their opinions on the internet.
>>567053393Lol
>>567052910Platonic non-sexual sex between friends sounds nice.
>>567052538But was it still rape if Andrew enjoyed it? Think about it
>>567054609
Sisters have adult human female proportions
>>567051793>particular race problem*SMACKS LIPS*HOL UP*TWERKS*SUMMIN AIN'T RIGHT HERE
>>567051793>girls rights bathroom/calg/ is a TERF space.
>>567051793>tried nigga assAndrew...
>>567051793>need women nemleiGIVE US JANE
>>567051793>arguing seems raped ones
That's a nice Realisticshleyhttps://files.catbox.moe/lcanky.webm
>>567061012>Andrew wants to tap thatDisgusting
>>567061012Well this is how I will imagine Ashley in my head now
>>567057719>>567051793>incestuous tranniesCockshley and Pussydrew confirmed and accepted
>>567061723It's Cuntdrew, sweetie.
HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLEWHAT DON’T YOU GET ANDY???
>>567061723Wow, Ashley! Nice sunglasses, you're so cool!
>>567057719Wahey
>>567061997>teenshley waow anon is backMy nigga!Was wondering where this image was lately
>>567061997I love how she still has deadpan low-eyelid eyes even as she's surprised
>>567062149I'm always here, but there aren't always many instances where I can post that un4chanateleyley.
>>567057128the size of an average human mother
I started playing this game because I thought the incest subplot(?) was optional, but there's a weird sexual undertone all the time. No spoilers, please.
>>567065017incest isn't optional because you need to play every route and branch to see the whole picture.
>>567065017sex
>>567065095It doesn't matter because the sexual atmosphere is omnipresent. Feels like a cheap coomer game because of it when it could've been great.
>>567065294Media is allowed to discuss sex without necessarily being pornographic. Just look at Silent Hill.
>>567065017
What is this face meant to represent?
>>567065458That's like conflating the Mona Lisa with a Chris Chan painting.
>>567065749Coffin may as well be Silent Hill with all the symbolism, especially in Decay
>>567065810Alright, I'll continue giving it a chance. I do like RPGmaker games a lot
>>567065749Ironically, despite the ocean of difference in technical skill, the average Chris Chan schizo scribble actually has more to say than the Mona Lisa does.
>>567065017>>567066038The sexual undertones exist because of the environment they grew up in.
>>567051793>julia sister gameDon't really know what that means, but it sounds fucking awesome
Fuck I love trashy sisters.Also threadly reminder bratty sisters are for ANAL penetration with the purpose of procreation
>>567065707the>wtf I though he wanted to fuck me and now he acts all gay??? Is it because I'm too ugly and smell bad?face
>>567067907I love when she says she let Andrew "make a whore of her". I can just imagine what that was like
>>567065017I agree. It’s a tragic game about dysfunctional siblings, something as wholesome and pure as incest has no place in this story.
>>567067907Trashy sisters who bring a bunch of different guys home!
>>567051686anons i need some coffincore song to populate my coffincore playlist any suggestion?
>>567069392Akshually no, I'm not into that. I would settle for a miserable marriage with Ashley where I'm a drunk and an addict while living with cute Ashley in a trailer park and having her catfight other trashy women on the street for foodstamps and shouting slurs all day.
>>567070442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7vCCSZ-_j0
>>567070545thx anon saved
>>566986186I subscribe to the idea that the trinket is basically a continuation of the Blood Oath: an outside force that provides trust and reliability on their behalf. Andrew already thinks the Blood Oath is bogus (he probably thought so from the start), so it's a matter of time before they both wise up to the trinket itself.
>>567065707imminent_rape
>>567072386So Coffin will be about the siblings understanding their Jungian shadows and achieving gnosis?
>>567011958couldn't disagree more, theres something very attractive about a boys body with a vagina. Its sleak, compact , tough and purposeful. the sexes inherited the wrong sexual dimorphism imo.t. ftm that frequents here
>>567075494How big are them bitties
>>567065567What's step 2?
>>567077267God, why didn't Andrew protect that smile?
>>567077267
I desperately want to live in a trailer park with Ashley or traveling the road in a huge truck!
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>567080881Sisters all over the world WISH they could have an asshole as cute and a sphincter as tight as Ashley's
>>567083307Sphincter is such a nasty word.
>>567083604I find it cute, just like Ashley
>>567083604how about turd cutter? is that better?
>>567084350I like it
>>567072220Ashley must be a 7/10 at best, that's mainly the reason the wardens wouldn't feed her compared to the 302 lady. A trashy and vulgar girl who is a good fuck but a nightmare at anything else.
>>567087015Midley
>>567087015>20+ years oldI know its unpopular but Renee was in her right to get rid of those 2 parasites who were draining her finances and her life. She should have kicked them out when they reached 15 but in her infinite compassion let them stay in her house for 5-7 extra years despite being useless slobs. She is right in having called them disappointments for not getting a high paying job and a home at 18.
/calg/ is pretty fast compared to many generals. is sister sex really that powerful?
>>567088139yes
>>567088139Its the concentrated power of sister anus. I bet Ashley's anal walls smell like roses
>>567088139All the threads main topics create a good amount of activity>cute sister stories and sisterfucking>game lore >character shitposting>arguing about samefagging
This Anon has singlehandedly cured my anal fixation.
>>567087015>posting the edit
>>567089156I want to lick Ashley's anus!>>567088457Its just like the perfect combination
Beatings
>>567091269Tenderizing the Ashley until she becomes a trad wife!
>>567091542"trad" is such a retarded meme desu.
>>567065707Probably internal nuclear cringe towards herself because she probably thought she misread the room and misread andrew.
>>567087451Renny did NOTHING wrong
>>567094434*Rainy
>>567088532anal is gross, why did you get hooked in the first place
>>567093734Well she did misread the room and she did come on really strong to someone who wasn't into it.What I don't get is how she never realized why Andrew reacted like that.
>>567094434The new release will bring forth all the abuse Renée did to Ashely.
>>567072220Ashley is as flat as a board
>>567094938For years and years, ever since I hit puberty, I thought pussies were visually unpleasant and got obsessed with women's assholes instead. Like, I've always been strictly heterosexual, but merely looking at a cunt was never exciting and was actually disappointing. Only in recent years did I discover that the problem was actually that I simply dislike shaved pussy. If only 12yo me saw some bush on the front page of xvideos, then I would have opened my eyes a lot sooner!
>>567100210Agreed, I hope Ashley got a hairy pussy. How do you think she reacted when she first started growing pubes? Did Andrew help Ashley trim her jungle?
>>567095072>she did misread the roomNo she didn't. Ashley knew Andrew wanted nothing more than to bend her over and fuck her till he shits himself from exertion. The problem began once Andrew knew that she knew: his fantasy of normalcy was falling apart in right in front of him as he witnessed Ashley not only correctly identify his feelings, but show no opposition to them. That's a double whammy: he got exposed AND the forces stopping him from fucking his sister were weaker than he thought. He reacted the way he did because his first impulse was to convince himself he's normal.
Andrew needs to get kicked in the balls
>>567102414What a huge faggot. I would have plowed Ashley's anal cavity like there's no tomorrow and wake up our parents from Ashley's moans and my animalistic grunts.Why is Andrew such a huge fag?
>>567092038Tard sister > trad sister
>>567104459Anon I will plow your anal cavity. I'm not gay but you will be when I'm through with you. Why do you have to be so clinical when talking about buttsex? Sphincter this, anal cavity that, you can't even talk about specific acts without christening them "licking Ashley's anus" or other such descriptions that immediately defuse any arousal. Seriously dude? If this is the work of an anti-anal pysop, then the exercise has been a resounding success.
Sister hole (allof hem)
>>567106586BASED. Ashley is amazing>>567104621Ashley sure is a tard sister. What is she canonically good at?
>>567087451>get a job>no I will not drive you to it or get you a licensenigger
>>567104621Tard soul
>Ashley getting banned off r/beyondjourneysend for calling the show overrated fotm slop
>>567107393What? Adults at that age should easily be able to get a high paying job and buy a house. Its basic and has been done since the 60's at least!
>>567108379Renee needs to be round up, have her pants pulled down and fucked til her spirit leaves her body
>>567108618They should have fucked her to death in canon
>>567098553This general keeps forcing my hand to post this
>>567104621Here in /calg/ we like our sisters a little dumb and a little chubby.
so question. i'm making a huge crossover setting. TCOAAL is in it. where should the events of TCOAAL take place?
>>567113392Ireland
>>567113392Ruckersville, Virgninia
Andrew's struggle with loving his sister is a lot like a gay man's struggle with accepting his sexuality, but a lot less gay. I would have accepted homosexuals a lot earlier if someone explained it to me from an incest angle rather than a gross butt stuff angle.
>>567115712See but here's the problem. Sisters:>Cute>Adorable>Have boobs>Have vaginas>Can have babies>Also have buttholesFags:>Gross>Evil>Don't have vaginas>Steal babies from other people>Rape said babies>AIDS
>>567115985aaaaaa scary fags
>>567113392Helsinki, in an alternate universe where Finland encircles the White Sea.
fat bitches fighting over food
>>567117324imagine shota andy in tthe middle of all those love rollsimagine the smell even
>>567116430Being afraid of fags is kinda faggy ngl
>>567117579Fags are walking biohazards, they're terrifying.
>>567117752Bro wants dick so bad being near someone who’d give it is like radiation
>>567118331That's the other thing I don't like about them, the insinuation that because you don't like them you must be secretly gay. Incredible ego, really.
>>567118481>being told you like dick for obsessing over fags makes you upsetOh I bet it does
>>567118865Most people would be upset with being called gay, yes.
>>567118942>>567118942You know I read in a book once that the things that make you the angriest are the things you know are true.
>>567118481>>567118942C'mon man, you've gotta stop taking the internet so seriously
Niggas really come here to talk about anything other than coffin
how make sister normalhow make sister lvoe youhow make sister listenhow make sister not sisterhow love evil womanhow lovehow live
>>567119559Instead we should talk about how Renee would’ve been a good mother if her kids weren’t Andrew and Ashley
>>567119831You've been at it for a while with nobody biting. Most people would've given up by now.
>>567119831>provided her kids with food and shelter despite being deadbeats in their 20'sShe really wasn't that unreasonable. Andrew could've left if he really wanted too
>>567119938>implying it's bait
>>567119938I’m actually a different anon than these funny enough>>567108379>>567087451
>>567119831You're actually right, if her kids were say Julia and Friend B instead her parenting would've worked out fine
>>567120093Yes, that is in fact what I was implying.
>>567120103post ip
>>567120103>I’m actually a different anonNo you fucking aren't, you're me. We've talked about this. ALL the posts in this general are me and I am always baiting the girl reading this
>>567120249How is that gonna work if I don’t have their ip anon
>>567120374We can all post our ips at the same time!
>>567120321How come of all our alters you are the only one that forgets there’s more of us in this vessel.
>>567105215>I'm not gay butBut what? You ARE gay, Anon, and the bad kind of gay. This is made all too obvious by your obsession with the dirtiest part of the human body, and you focusing your immense sexual desires onto it. When Allah created women, He gave them a purpose-built hole, designed for procreation. Men were, in turn, wired by Him to find that particular hole attractive. It is only natural. Yet, you are defective, and choose instead to stick your member where it does not belong. This action, in and of itself, is homosexual and also filthy and degrading. You are a sexual deviant and a freak, and advertise that publicly, then wonder why people are picking on you.
>>567105215>>567122640ILL FUCK YOU TIL YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT
>>567122640Thinking it's gross is fine but I thought it was acceptable for Muslims as long as it's with your wife
>>567122640Sheikhi what is your fatwa on sibling incest that involves having inbred children lots and lots
>>567123991Do you even need to ask?
>>567123015>I thought it was acceptable for Muslims as long as it's with your wifeNta I mostly think that way too but some say that the fact that the verse calls wives "a tilth for you" (-so approach your tilth as you wish) implies that this prohibits forms of sex that doesn't involve procreation at least in theory because why else would it be likened to soil. I've only seen people say this for anal though, if you ask them if oral sex is prohibited in the same vein they probably wouldn't be so sure kek.
>>567124402I asked the sheikh, he knows best.
>>567124482Oral would technically be watering the soil as long as she swallows
>>567122640>You are a sexual deviant and a freakWhat is the cure for such disorders, sheikh? Perhaps, beatings?
>>567124704Then cumming inside her ass also counts
>>567114246Wait, does that mean I spotted the real Chris Chan at the Walmart in Christiansburg? I've seen some internet characters there who have been taking notes on 4chan's style. Back during the Watt Tan dates Pol I saw a ton of chicks in sports cars. One almost ran me over in a Shelby Mustang. I saw a Fedora Chan look alike some years back, too. And recently somebody was playing that British bad girl Amelia and she had the dark haired boyfriend who looks Italian. Anyway, I was being a wastoid like usual, buying beer and food. As I leave around 6pm or so I glance over to my right and coming down the row is a dead ringer for Chrischan. In transsexual getup and wearing his trade mark rugby shirt. My first thought was it must be some guy playing him really well. But who knows? If he lives in Virginia he might have had something to do in town and Cburg Walmart is a very nice one.
>>567125293Yesss give more information about your location yesss
>>567123982You may make love to any part of your wife's body, except for the anus. As far as I know, the same is true for Christianity as well. Judaism, however, permits a husband to make love to his wife's anus, because of course it does.>>567124482A mere minority of Islamic scholars argue that oral sex should be proscribed. Most of us do not see it as problematic because faeces do not come out of that hole, at least not literally. It is important to please your wife in bed, however. It is, in fact, a good deed rewarded by Allah. You should not stop until she is satisfied, and I know that normal penetrative sex does not always do the trick.>>567123991In my role as mufti, I uphold the traditional wisdom that incest is not acceptable, and that you should under no circumstance procreate with your sibling. However, I do not feel that it is necessary to bring out the harshest punishment for such people on Dunya, since Allah will sort that out in the afterlife.
>>567125796>and that you should under no circumstance procreate with your siblingOnce you are in the ground I will piss on your grave, and if we cross paths you will find out just how quickly that may come to passA thousand curses upon you and yours
>>567126216Jihad
I think this might be the funniest line in tcoaal
>>567122640>But what? You ARE gay, Anon, and the bad kind of gayBy Allah, this cannot be!
>>567127159For incest, indeed. The delphic caliphate is promised by God.We are ISIS>Incestuous>Siblings>Institution for>Sisters
>sister stormed out of the house and grabbed her keys after my dad said she needed to pay for her own things nowShould I text her something retarded like a funny cat meme?
>>567128067No, I would wait and then give her a hug when she gets back.
>>567125796>incest is not acceptableBy God, you are not my sheikh. What is incest but the purest form of love God has ever blessed mankind with? He who prohibits what God has legitimized associates himself with God, and you forbid the very essence of God that created all creation itself, which is love. What is love but truth, what is truth but Him? You cannot contain Love or Truth, for you cannot God.I would attach a Sufidrew to this if there was one but you instead know that God has not given you walayah.
>>567128067Kill and eat your dad and start paying for her things
>>567128067What’s her favorite snack? Go out and buy it fast so she has something nice to eat when she gets back
>>567061012i know that's ai slop but i cant really comprehend hiw ashley looks like irlspecially for that exaggerated pale skin she "has" in the game
>>567065017hello izzybelleeeee! are you still waiting to play chapter 4 out of spite?
>>567129626Every time I’ve seen Ashley cosplay the pink iris look doesn’t translate very well at all. They look horrific while it’s cute as hell in the game. Course I feel like they get the wrong shade now that I think of it
https://x.com/bruhtherfuckr/status/2054098799401034178
>>567129423Do what this one said, I’m kill and eat anon but this idea sounds solid. That’s some fucking romance “you’re always there for me” movie shit
>>567126216>>567128779Allah is on my side, not yours. And I would not be worthy of my role as da'i if I allowed myself to be manipulated by the masses, such as you have been. I do not for a second believe you approve of incest in the real world either, but you have to pretend to, in order to be accepted here. You people have nonetheless strayed from the path of what is right and proper, and I shall attempt to put you all back on the path to Jannah, whilst promoting healthy relations with your siblings. But I shall do that later, since I have to rest my old bones now.
>>567130038I will never follow the teachings of a foreigner
>>567130038TOTAL DEPLHIC JIHAD NOWINSHALLAH LOVE WINS
kinda disappointed by the coffin of andy and renee, imo the big success of coffin of andy and leyley was that it captured the dynamic of:>There's mom and dad>There's you and your sister>Mom and dad are married>You and your sister are... wait... TENSION!!!!I think coffin of andy and renee fails to capture the fundamental oedipal tension that really should characterize it, probably a result of the setup of the game being so clearly first designed around a brother-sister coupleThat Ashley acts like a jealous spouse towards her brother is big, culminating in her (unintentionally, but not unmaliciously) killing that girl. She's also the one who really drives the Andy in killing their mother - and then they cannibalize their mother. But in Coffin of Andy and Renee, Ashley is still a focal point (imo her character is totally unnecessary and should be relegated to an uncomfortable outside) and there's no Oedipal competition between Andy and his father (though it could be fomented by Renee in keeping with the general agency of the women in the Graves family)but whatever i guess it isn't what i wanted it to be, that doesn't mean it's bad
>>567130003My little sister is my everything. I hope one day all men of the world will have sisters born for them to love.
>>567132135>I think coffin of andy and renee fails to capture the fundamental oedipal tension that really should characterize itYES EXACTLYTHE SEXUAL TENSION IS COMPLETELY MISSINGAlso doesn’t help that all the memes and art about the idea make it sound like it’s what it should’ve been.Also Leyley’s arrest made me temporarily depressed. I genuinely think swapping characters in the script with minor dialogue edits (sister->mother etc.) would’ve been a better mod. I was surprised how much you could change levels in the game.Was the Ashley tank anim actually made as in-game machinima with modding?
>>567132135>>567132709The worst part is since someone already made one we might never have a hagmod that’s actually good cuz it’s “already been done”.Also apparently the modders are huge niggerfaggots
>>567133114>a hagmod that’s actually goodPremise ridiculous.
>>567076435down to an A cup now :)
>>567133214Somewhere in time and space. Across the multiverse. Believe it.
>>567133214imo good hagmod would be:>renee and andy stuck together in apartment>renee assumes her husband is still faithful and has every reason to believe this>renee is insecure about her ability to feed Andy, chastises him over his laziness and not cleaning up the apartment and generally his refusal to take charge of situations as compensation>have Andy's arc be about being more assertive and that this scares (and maybe arouses, idk if we want to be that explicit about it) Renee>also his college literature stuff ends up being helpful somehow? He catches a literary reference?>Keep Oedipal competition between Renee and Julia, that works imo>Imply father-daughter incest happening between Ashley and her Dad, subtly - no reveal until they get to Dad's house>Dad's unfaithfulness starts the cascade causing Renee to demand Andy kill Dad and Ashley>cannibalism, etc.For the game to work you need to stratify things appropriately and emphasize the necessary trauma to justify why the relationships start. The abandonment by the parents at the beginning of TCOAAL works, but with TCOAAR that's not traumatic because mom and andy are still together - you need the father-daughter incest plotline to really justify the total breakdown of the taboos
>>567134243Disturbing but maybe that’s why it’d be good. I think most hagmod haters loathe cheating Douglass thoMy only note is I’d prefer if Andrew be the one to “groom” an anti-incest Renee into letting him hate fuck to repair their relationship
>>567134243Please never post again.
>>567133214Here's the premise for a better hagmod>Nina's death causes Douglas to have a heart attack and die>The trauma of Douglas' death cause a shift in Renee's personality to be more depressed but still somewhat firey>Her newfound personality makes her a slightly better mom as she realizes her kids are the only emotional anchor to the world she has left>Instead of the game being exclusively about sibling codependence, all three are codependent on each other
Let him cook
Get the fuck out of the kitchen and never cook again.
https://x.com/bruhtherfuckr/status/2054494255759114392
why are reneefags unironically the most mentally ill posters every thread? fucking your sibling is justified, your mother isn't.
>>567134635>all three are codependent on each otherOMEGA BASEDPlus that’d solve the “been done” issue
Andrew should've moved out when he was 18 so Renee and Douglas could sell just Ashley's organs
>>567134471Why do hagmod haters also hate cheating Douglass?I can't imagine Andrew being the assertive groomer of his mother, I guess. Doesn't seem like a real dynamic.>>567134521>>567134856>>567135035Lowk I think the games themes work better around mother-son incest than brother-sister incest>cannibalism>mothers feeding their sons>the "devouring mother">the devouring mother convinces the son to kill his father, then cooks forces him to eat his own father - paternal replacement, prevents the son from ever identifying with his father, enmeshment with his motherIt's all there. Guys the story is already about parricide and incest don't moralfag to me
>>567135035>Ewwwwgghh waaaagghhh only MY kind of incest content is okay!
>>567135109If they truly wanted her gone and a quick buck in the process, should have sold her off to the military
>I think the game sucks actually. My fanfiction is better.Do not respond to bait.
>>567135294>I can't imagine Andrew being the assertive groomer of his mother, I guess. Doesn't seem like a real dynamic.Canon Andrew’s too much of a faux-normie pussy to even admit to wanting to fuck his family, you got me there.
>>567135517Not the game, the existing hag mod. No one’s saying the game would be inferior.
>Dude what if we remove Ashley and replace her with a different character, I swear I don't hate the base gameWhat's the fucking point?
>>567135767see >>567135294
>>567135827>remove AshleyMy idea >>567134635 doesn't rremove Ashley though?
>>567135517I apologize for being overbearing; children "devouring" their parents is also a good theme, especially wrt to the parental abandonment, codependency, etc., I'm just saying there's also a clear reconfiguration of the game's characters that would let hit it thematically for mother-son codependency and TCOAAR did not do that>>567135827I like the base game but come on it's not that much content and TCOAAR is a fun idea
>>567135973>and TCOAAR is a fun idea
>>567135827Why the fuck would that mean you hate the base game or even Ashley, stop being retarded
decay and burial coming out any time soon
>>567135317one logically follows trauma. the other doesn't
>>567135940>>567135973Even if you somehow still fit in Ashley in this stupid mod, it still misses the whole basic premise of the game being between Ashley and Andrew and requires to bend the characters into whole different ones.Also hot take, I geniunely do believe most of this comes from a place of mommy fetishism, because Andrew and Ashley's chemistry and relationship is already there and way more interesting than Renee with either of her kids.
>>567136238Fact: Ashley is not in Spider-man. When you watch, read, or play Spider-man, you hate Ashley and tcoaal. Her attention is to be exclusive.
>>567136396It's simple. We uh... change Renee and Andrew's character.
>>567136396>people that want to try a hagmod are attracted to ReneeHoly shit worlds greatest detective here
>>567136308nigger in this setting both do
>>567136551If you're changing the characters into whole ass new ones just make your own damn game at that point. It honestly kind of feels like a parasite with how an idea or mods hates the fundamental basic premise its based on. Most of these concepts require the characters to become skinwalkers devoid of their original personality.
>>567136563I expected the third panel to be Ashley whimpering from an orgasm, now I am fap-crying. Damn you anon!
>>567136551Tbh it’d probably be better if it was coffin of ash and renee it just seems straightforward for it to be Andrew and that’s probably why that’s the case in so much Renee art and memes. Default because male protag
>>567136396Well yeah you would have to rewrite it - but if I published a game that that had the plotline I described but it was about mommy Ruby and son Aidan it would be an obvious ripoff esp if I included all the paranormal elements. Buttfuck it, maybe I should do itAlso the whole game is obviously Nemlei's shlicking jillgooning idealized older brother fantasy i will not be guilted over my mommy fetish>>567136716FINE IM WORKING ON MY OWN GAME OKAY IM GOING OVER TO THE GAME DEV GENERAL ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY I JUST WANTED TO POST MY REVIEW OF A MOD FOR A GAME I REALLY LIKEDProbably correct about
>>567136716>if you play or make mods for a game just make a new gameAnd they say MY baits are bad
>>567136881I will buy it if you do but 1. TCOAAL’s art style is uniquely hot2. It’d be difficult to capture Renee’s aesthetic and what’s attractive about her design without furthering the “this is a ripoff”.
>>567137002There's at least an assumption that story mods are at least inspired by and derive from the game it's based on. If there's no resemblance to the orignal characters, it's like a parasite leeching on a brand that bastardizes it.
>>567137170Renee is already white Korra just make the Renee knockoff a blue or red humanoid alien
>like the parents without projecting your own fantasies on themFew people can manage this
>>567137309What is the point of a TC if you just make it the exact same thing again? If this isn’t bait you should be ashamed for being this retarded
>>567137578Unacceptable degeneracy. I bet you like handholding too?
I think part of the case that causes this desire of a hagmode is the idea that the characters are characters you self insert to, when you're not really supposed to self insert them, given how much Nemlei has fleshed them out, indepedent from the player. Rather than Andrew, his own character that fucking despises his mom that he goes as far to kick her decapitated head like a football and only cares about Ashley, they see him as a character to self insert to, to project their mommy fetish unto.>>567137619You can make mods inspired by this game while still having the essence of the characters. Having Andrew fuck his mom, is making the characters whole different characters at that point though.
>>567137619>>567137619woman poster in the thread i bet, only women argue in this way where they pretend to be reasonable but are really being retarded
>>567137793I don't really respect Nemlei as an artist or imbue any of her characters with this magical reverence. I like the game she made. I don't mind gutting her characters and dissecting them and rearranging their bodyparts to suit my desires. The game as Nemlei made it still exists even if I do that. I think insecure losers who identify as "fans of the game" get insecure when it turns out not everyone is going to treat their game like a magical object
>I'm a fan of the game>I don't mind desecrating it for my fetishno
>>567138178Then you're being a tourist. This is like when yuritards look at gacha games and try to ship the girl characters that are clearly into the protagonist, with each other instead. There's no actual appreciation for the base game if you look at it in the lense of some bastardized version it's not.
>>567138279This is literally done to every game and fandom. If this is how it works there are literally zero Overwatch or league fans
>>567138496>there are literally zero Overwatch or league fans
>>567138496>appeal to majorityYou are a godless heathen.
>>567138425>you have to engage with the art the way I want you to only and always>”ship”I can’t believe >>567137796Was right
>>567138425>like when yuritards look at gacha games and try to ship the girl characters that are clearly into the protagonistThis is fine. Who cares?>you're being a touristEveryone is a tourist in every work of art because the work of art is finite. If you are living in a finite work of art you are a mentally stunted fanboy
>>567138496I'm pretty sure they're still people who actually care about the lore in those games. I wouldn't sayt anyone who has only jacked off the porn to those games or someone who has only jacked off to the porn of 2B, without actually playing Nier Automata is really a "fan".
>>567138496>there are literally zero Overwatch or league fansThere aren't any.
>>567138596Better than appeal to faggotry. Who even decided that engaging with fetish fan content means you hate the media?
>>567138730>I'm pretty sure they're still people who actually care about the lore in those games.Why are people pretending mods affect the canon or are even intended to overrule the canon
>>567138659The problem with engaging with art with that mindset you want to bastardize it, makes me wonder if you actually know or care about the base game's characters. >>567138642If you interpret characters incorrectly, then yes you're larping.
>>567136702>mother that hates her kid and only loves one person''no''
>>567136563This is precisely why I can't picture Burial being capable of surpassing Decay. Then again Makeup made it seem to have potential.
>>567138908It certainly has affected the fanbase, given how much larpers miss the point of the characters.
>>567138928>makes me wonder if you actually know or care about the base game's characters. I mean idk what you want from me on this lol, I've followed the game since it's first episode and I am excitingly awaiting the final episodes and played TCOAAR on a whim. I wouldn't have strong opinions on why TCOAAR DOESN'T work without having a lot of reasons in my head about why I think TCOAAL DOES work
>>567138928>If you interpret characters incorrectly, then yes you're larping.Deliberately retarded or vanilla retarded? AU writing has nothing to do with whether you understood the character or not. Mod means “modification”
>>567139036based on the fanart of Andy and Leyley you'd think the game was an Oreimo style pleasant fest. Idk I think fandoms are dumb
>>567139036Except that’s the case for regular sister incest and also who gives a shit what retarded faggots think let them
Nemmy got 'em in a tizzy
>>567139145AUs at least on some level, understand their characters. There's a limit though where it even resembles the characters, and they're not just entirely whole new characters. It's Andrew in name only.
>>567138780>Who even decided that engaging with fetish fan content means you hate the mediaWhen you argued that by claiming that rewriting the characters and changing every feasible dynamic while using them as aesthetic skinwalkers worked better than the original game's premise. Then doubled down on wanting to see more works like the hagmod but tailored to your specific brand of fetish.
>>567139350great argument lads let's hit the showers
>>567139241At least the sibling shippers are more on the point to the game's basic premise over the haggot shippers. You're comparing apples and oranges.
Her superiority has again caused some controversy
>lorefag autists reeeeing about not understanding fanart creative freedomanons I’d like my sister larp posting back
>>567139582Futa Ashley x Femboy Andrew
I just don't think TCOAAL is such a great and sophisticated work of art that it demands you never use it as a springboard for other kinds of art. People did this shit with the Bible, like Milton doing Paradise Lost. I don't think TCOAAL is more important than the Bible>inb4 "TCOAAL is more important than the Bible"
>>567139720TCOAAL may not be more important than the Bible. But Ashley is.
>>567139358There are two of us you dumb nigger, I’m not the one that said that oedipal lines up more with the themes. Unless you posted that just to fuck with me and make responses like this.
>>567130038I would literally and unironically marry my sister this right fucking instant if I could. She lives with me, non-romantically, as she has a number of health issues and I'm the Normal Sane Person in the family. Hell, I'm not even too fucked financially, which is a surprise for anyone in my family. But there's no way to bring it up without making things awkward, or God forbid, making her feel obligated to fuck me in exchange for housing, when I genuinely love this woman to death. Go fuck yourself.
>>567139664When does this mod release
>>567139720Let's be real here, you'd be accusing people of being "tourists" if they used these characters to push their own personal political agenda. Obviously of course, sometimes fan art takes some liberty of artistic freedom on some level, but I will also judge art that completely fails to capture the essense and soul it's "inspired" by.
>>567140250You're probably right but also I can imagine enjoying any mod of this game tbqh. Transgender communist Ashley, /pol/ack Andy, the possibilities are endless...I don't think mother-son incest is that far off in terms of overall theming for the game though. I agree it takes some "personality restructuring" of the characters. But not that much!
>>567140250>I will also judge art that completely fails to capture the essence and soul it's "inspired" by.How bro felt posting this
>>567139720The problem with TCOAAR is that it changes the characters too heavily and it becomes something that it isn't, I don't hate OCs that "make sense" as it were. Like if someone wanted to make OCs of other traumatized kids from Nina's class, or maybe some kids who bullied Andrew (for the phase that he really was bullied), then that'd be fine.
>>567140590he will simp for nemlei and defend her integrity and honor wherever the evil forces of C.O.O.M. congregate. Fear him. Do not let him catch you having fun. It’s not just a call, it’s a warning.
>>567140590I really don't think it's pretentious or intellectually "superior" of me to prefer fan art to actually resemble and reflect the thing it's based. Come on now.>>567140571I don't care if it "thematically" makes sense, my main issue is that it requires changing the characters into entirely new ones. That's my point. Anyways I think I should just stop here.
>>567140658what a dumb arbitrary rule, are you just doubling down to double down now? Everyone already knows TCOAAR changes things. That’s not the problem. The problem is it sucks at the premise it sells.Characters are reimagined constantly and I don’t get why this is the one community where you got spergs getting bent out of shape about a mod. It’s not like kit9 released a remake. I mean Christ the unlock visions make it “bastardize” itselfThough if nemlei made a Reneecest dlc that’d be pretty fuckin funny
Another coffin inspired song.I admit I prefer the Brazilian ones. I don't know what's up with latinas and incest that they love it so muchhttps://youtu.be/MYabwl7KPdk
>>567140981>prefer fan art to actually resemble and reflect the thing it's based. Come on>preferThat’s not what you’re doing though. You’re bitching that it even exists or has people interested in consuming it. Prefer it all you want.
Tcoaar shouldn't exist.
So, uh… sisters?
I'm going to kidnap Nemlei and force her to make TCOAAR at gunpoint. And I'm going to degrade her while I'm doing it.
>>567141138I mean yeah, part of judging something is also judging its existence, I don't deny that. Also my main issue with other people liking it, comes from a place of whether or not they also interpret the base game's characters and themes correctly and not look at it with made up fanfiction.>>567141020No one actually doesn't give a shit about any kind of fan art changing anything. Let's be real here, you'd be bothered by people posting those personal political agenda fan arts of "X character agrees with me on this political position".
>>567141020This is the first sort of community that I've gotten into where there's a significant number of people either making A) OCs with the main characters or B) drastically rewriting charactersIt may be my fault for being a novice to this sort of thing but everything I'm used to has been, at most, VERY explicitly just porn
>>567141608>I mean yeah, part of judging something is also judging its existence, I don't deny that. Also my main issue with other people liking it, comes from a place of whether or not they also interpret the base game's characters and themes correctly and not look at it with made up fanfiction.I assure you it’s possible to do both. I do this for shit like Batman too, and that stuff is often official.>No one actually doesn't give a shit about any kind of fan art changing anything. Let's be real here, you'd be bothered by people posting those personal political agenda fan arts of "X character agrees with me on this political position".You already made this point to someone else, but yeah, I do not give a shit what people draw. I’ve already seen the SS uniform Ashley and don’t give a shit if I see commie antifa Ashley either. No one should. Completely bitchmade to care about such things.
>>567141927Well I guess we just see things differently because I fundamentally do not understand the appeal of changing something you "like" into something different without its basic premise or characterization.
>>567142336because it’s fun and sometimes interesting to explorenow let’s all agree to never be creative again
>>567142686I can just do that by making my own thing without having to use an already existing IP.
Just made the greatest mod of all time in my brain. It's called the Coffin of Julie and Anon and it's where me and Julia kiss a lot
>>567143250I mean, this mod would actually make sense within the story because Julia's character arc is her moving on from Andrew.
>>567142776Then go do that instead of crying about what other people are doing ffsAlso seems ridiculous to insinuate one dislikes the characters more when you’re struggling to understand why someone would want to play around with their image/bend them specifically instead of making derivative knockoffs that aren’t them even in name or image for commercial labor. It’s just more worship for the character. Ashley is special. The multiverse of Ashley contains multitudes. I don’t want to play around and dream with Lisa the purple eyed sociopath no one’s ever heard of
>>567141927>bitchmadeYou have to be 18 or older to use this website
>The ship of Capn Andy Alexander n’ Sail Queen Ashleyna mod Argh Andy, let yer ol’ sis drive yer nuts
>>567143512I'd honestly respect someone who likes the hag mod, more if they did their own thing and made their own characters for their mommy fetish game, over using these characters and bastardizing them into something entirely different. At least there'd be some originality. And no, there wouldn't be any knock offs, because the fanfiction makes up entirely different characters.
>>567143727The Jihad of Andy and Leyley shall sweep over the decadent West
>>567143678>larping as an oldhead
>>567143760THEN ITS NOT RENEELOOK AT THIS SEXY BITCHTHERE IS NO POINT IF IT’S NOT THEIR DESIGNAlso they(people who made tcoaar) did make an “original” ripoff game that’s for sale on Steam and we hate it
>>567143904I wanted you to self admit to being a zoomer because it was SO obvious, but you'd have deflected if I said it outright.
>>567144051You mean this Renee?
>>567144085wat
Someone should do TCODAR (The Capsule of Douglas and Renee) that captures their lives up to burying the time capsuleThat'd be a good game with Renny and not just some fetishslop
>>567144282You've spent 3 hours basically going "imagine unironcially caring about something" in a general for that very thing, then getting SUPER defensive when people make fun of your badly written mod>inb4 "it's not my mod"Ohnonononono you've spent 3 hours getting super defensive for SOMEONE ELSE'S badly written mod
>>567144436That'd require the Haggots to actually give a shit about Renee's actual character though and not just use her for their mommy fetish.
Why would anyone want to download an Andy and Renee mod that wasn’t fetish slopUn4channetleyley, someone didn’t ask the tcoaar troons this question before they started making it
>haggotnigger has been tossing bait out all day>thread goes to shit the minute someone bitesYes, all hagmod discussion is bait, and anyone who discusses it is a filthy mud-wallowing taco-munching beantown spic.I have spoken.
>>567144472Not being mad about fan liberties is not “why care about the game” for startersSecond I’m not the one who wrote the outline and I’ve been consistently saying tcoaar is terrible. Again anon I know you’re me but not it’s not always the same anon
Do you guys have any tips for getting the parry timings down?
>>567144786git gud
>>567144727Yeah bro, hour 4 of the argument is really the time where you'll convince everyone you think it's bad
>>567144786I recommend holding the unbound counter later than earlier when trying to parry crimson attacks in Nine Sols. That way you don't overstay and wear off the parry window.
There should be state mandated sister fucking every 4th generation to keep the bloodlines pure
>>567144951Stop samefag trolling me! I’m not that guy!! I have been saying the hagmod isn’t what it should’ve been from the start. He left an hour halfway to now I think?
>>567145223Oh ok, so you're not defending it because you think it's good, you think it's bad but are still butthurt that people are shit talking it? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK yeah man, whatever you say
>>567145391did anyone even say that? who is mad that people are criticizing it? I’VE been criticizing it
Why don't the haggots just simply self insert or project themselves onto Douglas? He's right there, and already is in a loving relationship with her.>inb4 It's just their mommy fetish (I know)
The trouble here yet again is that there’s no actual way to track who’s who so you get the spider-man meme but times a thousand like spider-verse.Only you can tell who you are. It’s like a little lesson on life and self-acceptance.
>>567145575I mean I would play the coffin of Andy and Douglass I suggested that the other day but yes the softdom of mommy is a big part of it. Also because I’m not sure what that story would be.Perhaps we should discuss how one would go about making a Douglass and Renee game/dlc/secret chapter/mod
>>567145525>erm actually no I actually hate it, that's why I've been mad that people hate it for the past 4 hoursWhatever you say, lil bro. Here's something that might help youhttps://biologyinsights.com/how-to-safely-get-sand-out-of-your-vagina/
>>567145842>the coffin of Andy and DouglassGoddamnit. I meant Douglass and Renee.
>>567145842>>567146000>DouglassDouglas has 1 s in it, newfaggot
>>567146235My s key is broken
>>567146274Your bussy will be broken by the time I'm done with it faggot
SOME NIGHTS I WAKE UP CASHING IN MY BAD LUCKSOME NIGHTS I CALL IT A DRAWSOME NIGHTS I WISH THAT MY LIPS COULD BUILD A CASTLESOME NIGHTS I WISH THEY'D JUST FALL OFFhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8g_iLP_9go
>>567145946Aren't you Mexican? You should love it.
>>567145842Could go into better detail of Renee and her relationship with her dead sister Connie, and actually see if she was actually fat and stupid. The game already establishes the idea where Renee got from of pushing Andrew to look after Ashley with its themes of generational abuse.Also there's the tidbit of Douglas becoming a grime/tar soul when you take Renee's soul away from her. I know soul colour is determined by self perception and the game already shown Douglas isn't exactly morally clean either, but it would be neat to see how he is without Renee.Those are somethings I can think of for this possible mod to explore without making it feel too similiar to just another Andrew and Ashley story.
>>567146345Fuck me til I love you daddy
How about making your own sister into the mother of your children
SOMETIMESI HATE THE LIFE I MADEEVERYTHING’S WRONG EVERY TIMEPUSHING ON, I CAN’T ESCAPEEVERYTHING THAT COMES MY WAYIS HAUNTING ME, TAKING ITS SWEET TIMEHOLDING ON, I’M LOST IN A HAZEFIGHTING LIFE TO THE END OF MY DAYSDON’T WANNA BE RUDE BUT I HAVE TONOTHING’S GOOD ABOUT THE HELL YOU PUT ME THROUGHI JUST NEED TO LOOK AROUNDSEE THAT LIFE THAT HAS COME UNBOUNDAND YOU’RE SO CYNICALNARCISSISTIC CANNIBALGOT TO BRING MYSELF BACK FROM THE DEADhttps://youtu.be/sR-ZBWzxfkI
>>567147617This is a cannon event
>>567128067Move out with her
>>567133415
>>567140076Cases like yours are exactly why civil unions should be extended to siblings. The entire point of a civil union is for people living together have legal protections and whatnot without having to accede to the institution of marriage, no? So why can't siblings enter into civil unions? There's plenty of siblings whoive together, especially when one is a dependent, but the law treats you as if you don't live together. It's so unfair and I'm not even saying this from a Delphist angle.
>i desecrate and bastardize foids in my real life by having sick sexual fantasies about them (they’re out of character)
There's an old piece of fanart I'm looking for. It was of Ashley, drawn to be really ugly screaming "YOU CHOSE ME!" I saw it over a week ago while scrolling through my downloads folder but I got tens of thousands of files. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>567153982I think it had a red background too
>>567153982Uh, only one I seem to have of her saying that she has a dick over her face
https://x.com/i/status/2055327748705694143
>>567088398Love DumplingYour shit's like chocolate cake andYour ass smells like a rosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izWx8XB2CRg
I saw some earlier reactions to the last update and something I saw were people unironically thinking that Nemlei was changing her mind on the story and making it just "incest is bad mkay" just because she hinted Burial isn't going to be easy and has friction. "So-called" toxic ship enjoyers when the toxic ship is still toxic.Like are we forgetting the many romantic moments shown in Decay, or how Cliffhanger can lead to a more hopeful ending?
>>567157389Decay has been a disaster for teenagers and gooners
>Ashley getting yelled at by renee because Ashley put tin foil in the microwave
>>567158076You know I was kind of hoping to see some rape porn of the siblings raping each other, but that’s mainly only in the fanfic department. There’s a good drawn one inspired by the lipstick scene though I saw.
Is that Andrew she's afraid of?
>>567130038>I do not for a second believe you approve of incest in the real world either, but you have to pretend to, in order to be accepted hereWhy do you think you have to approve of incest to be accepted here to begin with? It's because *I* am one of the anons who enforce that as /calg/ norm. We are not the followers of our passions and ancestors' traditions unc, WE set the tradition.
>>567161647Yes, Ashley has finally realized Andrew is a dangerous lunatic.
>>567138576>>567144951>>567145391Hear ye hear ye new bait criteria dropped. If you see these three images, do not engage for it be bait.
The moment I don't post on /calg/ everything goes to shit here. Do I have to be here constantly to post cute images or make funny jokes?
>>567162052Damn, you just figured out "le laughing normie faces" in a thread that is overwhelmingly coffin-related reaction images and dbz beaner-tier goading language is bait? Why even have three-letter agencies when we have you?
>>567162217That -shley is so cute I will kill myself
>>567162298>Why even have three-letter agencies when we have you?I know right? What a waste of money
>>567162346The juxtaposition of the cute and girly pink bow to the dark and brooding maiden is powerful.
>>567162217Sisters should wear bows!>>567162950It's very powerful indeed.
>>567162346>I will kill myselfThose two don't really correlate anon... Are you sure you're okay?
Sex. With sisters.
>>567162217Where's debanged bowdrew?
>>567165178Sex. With sisters.who also happen to be mothers
>>567162217Yes. Where the fuck was you? I can only do so much.
>>567166167Spreading the good word of Nemlei and leading people to the one and only delphic way. If we want to realize the Delphic Revolution, we can't be sitting around in /calg/ circlejerking with our precious incestuous ideals all day y'know. We have to act!
>>567166718What's the next step?
>>567167228Beatings.
Would Andrew have even dated Julia if she didn't have Ashley-sized tits?
How do you convince your sister to wear a bow?
>>567168426tell her she would look cute with a bow in her hair, duh
>>567168426Where does one even find a bow? Are there even bows anymore? Aren't they all displaced by septum rings or some shit for modern wamen?
>>567168710Septum piercings are the female version of fedoras, many are saying this
>>567168741I asked my sister if she'd ever wear a fedora and she flat out refused. She says she'll never wear one. That kinda sucks since she would totally look sick with one.
>>567169000kek
>>567169000The image isn't deep-fried enough. More!
>>567169239I love this shit kek
She's right, you know.
>>567057160
Ashley with garter straps needs COCK!
>>567169867she could pop my bloon any day, if you know what i mean
I just finished my rewatch AOT run with my imouto and ngl I'm not really satisfied with the ending. Sure its supposed to be bittersweet but I'm left with unanswered questions.>why does killing Eren result in the power of the titans disappearing?>why does Eren backtrack in the talk with Armin?>Why is the power of the titans never explained beyond some weird Cambrian creature?
>>567171345The Coffin of Andy and Leyley?
>>567171863that picrel is kino
>>567171345>>567171863>Thank you Andrew...you fucked your sister for our sake...I won't let this error go to waste.What the hell was Nemlei thinking?
>>567173275Only ??? knows.
>>567166015That's right
Nemlei Nemlei on the wallWho is the devloggiest of them all
>>567176543Cute
>>567162052Why would I engage with haggots in good faith?
>>567176543
>>567176543Don't "grah" at me
>>567181390Beamshley using her incest beam on her parents to turn Douglas and Renee into siblings
Say hi to your sister today
>>567187648Hi
>>567187648She doesn't want to talk to me anymore
>>567188937Have you tried kidnapping her? It's an effective solution to standoffish sisters.
>>567189960Sisters can easily fit in car trunks
>>567189960>Have you tried kidnapping her?I have kinda fantasized a lot about doing to my sister what Chuck did to Jimmy in Better Call Saul. Namely, bailing her out of trouble and in exchange she has to travel across the country with me in order to force her to get her life together. Then I remember that I am not a well respected lawyer who is a partner in a major firm but instead am a hikkiNEET who lives with his parents
Anyone else notice that this room Andrew visits in Decay is the same room Ashley visited in Episode 2's Burial route? I wonder what the fire and small tree in Decay could mean.
>>567191037Literally just kidnap her anyway
>>567192254Maybe chopping the smol tree is like preventing something aka Ashley to grow.
>>567193493So basically, Andrew needs to get castrated to solve their issues...
>>567192254CRTs were able to grow plantlife on them. Fucking LCDiggers (LCD niggers) took this sheer sovl from us because "HURRRRR THEY'RE TOO HEAVY. FLATSCREENS ARE BETTER".
>>567193618Always has been
ANDY aND LeyLeY!! ANDY anD LEYLeY!! ANDY AND LEYLEY!!!!!!
>>567194975
>>567192254The tree seems to be behind the television (unless Nemlei is a woman who doesn't understand perspective), so it's probably meant to be taken separately from the fire in the TV.
>>567195089I can't wait for this scene. Nemlei will ensure it gives chills.
>>567195089>>567194975Yeah, I was thinking that TV isn't strictly a visual metaphor but something the siblings have manifested in the dreamworld: and it broadcasts episodes of Andy and Leyley. They'll probably visit that place together in one of the routes.
>>567195089Ashley's face of worry makes me fear this is the route where Andrew embraces Andy and Leyley
I love my wife Noelle!
>>567195318It’ll show the multiverse of Andy’s and Leyleys. Trust the plan. Ashley will get jealous when one of them has a green bunny fucking a yellow-green bunny
>getting all the stars will reveal a door in the Vision Room >the door to the TV Room...>Nemlei has one last Episode for us.
>>567196831They'll get a timeskip episode of them married with kids. Trust Nemlei
Good night, Karugo.
>>567196831>>567197059NEMLEIGIVE ME THIS AND I WILL BUY 10 COPIES OF THE GAME.
>>567195089looks like another wife beating event
>>567196831CG: Camera pulled back to reveal a laptop, screen brightly aglow, with the TV on loop replaying ANDY aND LeyLeY!! ANDY anD LEYLeY!! ANDY AND LEYLEY!!!!!! from "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley".
>>567096693>all the abuse Renee did to AshleyIgnoring her?
>>567197354Nemlei, please don't. I can't handle a second wife beating route.
The new release will bring forth all the times Renee caned Andrew’s testicles with a wooden spoon with “Nutcracker” carved in the handle whenever he misbehaved (it’s why he’s so compliant now)
>>567197354>>567197603Reminder:>every route is the incest route>every route is the ashley beating route>every route is the chaos and mayhem route>every route is the burial route>every route is the decay routeOne day the offsite fags will understand this. But it is not this day. Maybe /calg/ itself will be slow to come around to this as well.
>>567197603With how unhinged Burialdrew seems to be, there's absolutely going to be a bad ending where Andrew rapes Ashley.
>>567197938To be fair, I interpret Andrew hitting Ashley in the car in Cliffhanger to be him defending himself and standing up for himself as Ashley was putting the cleaver close to him. It's when Andrew decides to try and kill her or beats her up in SnS, is when he goes too far.
>>567198045Nemlei is a drama queen who will rewrite the whole game to spite the most retarded of fans. She's already done this several times. I bet she's upset that teenage girls came out of Episode 3A still thinking Andrew did nothing wrong, so now Nemlei is pushing Burial out the door ahead of schedule (leaving Cliffhanger fags out to dry) just so she can show us her newly added scene of Andrew brutally raping an actively resisting Ashley. And it's not going to work, because even if Ashley is crying and screaming for help, women will still say Andrew's actions were reasonable.
>>567199201Andrew can't do anything wrong, he's a victim of his circumstances desu
>>567198440Why did Ashley's whole world seemingly fall apart just from getting bitch slapped kek? When I first saw this scene I thought Andrew had fucking punched her given how distraught she was, yet later she tells ??? that he merely backhanded her.
I want to fuck this boy
>>567199201The only thing Nemlei rewrote in a bad way was the rumour scene with the classmate, because she made it less funny and less subtle. Everything else she has changed for the most part works fine, because it checks out with pre-established lore.
>>567199883I absolutely despise what she did to Episode 1. We do NOT need an autistic loredump about the logistics of the organ trafficking ring and how the wardens fucked up. That it has been a mystery added a lot to the horror as well as the sense of wonder. And Andrew dragging Ashley's unconscious body between the balconies is so fucking stupid.
>nemlei edits the story and bastardizes her own characters
>>567199704Idk, probably because she really is not used to Andrew actually being violent with her, at least what we know of, as it was just him grabbing her throat in the apartment, and him getting mad and approaching her in the Ep3 flashback. Also this is still the route where she geniunely is fearful of her own life around Andrew.
>>567199816Jane already has dibs on his bussy
>>567200286This and she just tried to threaten him into being Andy again and he completely no-sold it, he called her bluff and made her feel powerless but without losing his cool like he did in Episode 1 when he choked her out. She is like a small child facing the consequences for the first time.
>>567199704because women who act like children have to learn the hard way their behaviour isn't tolerable
Sisters are thick
>>567199704Women generally don't like being hit. Sisters also happen to be women.
Ashley needs a masectomy
>>567206020You need to die
Ashley needs her hand to be held
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Julia should've been flat chested
>>567208253Would have been a lot harder for Andrew to project his incestuous feelings for Ashley unto her if that was the case. Though the idea of Ashley calling Julia a cutting board hussy, would be funny.
I want Andrew's the rapist demon to ask him why Julia and Ashley look vaguely similar and play up some "all humans look the same to me" thingMore funny entities
>>567208529>More funny entitiesNobody can square up to Gaseous Clay in terms of being the mascot.
>>567208253The Juliearth is flat.
sistussy
>>567208253Julia should’ve been their mother
>>567211043>Douglas father>Douglas motherHow would they have turned out?
>>567211695>How would they have turned out?Douglas>>567210728Categorically superior to hussussy
>>567211695Andrew and Ashley are both bottoms in this scenario
>>567211695Andrew would be much more normal. Ashley would be pretty much the same.
>>567212587>Ashley would be pretty much the sameHard disagree.
Ashley would be crazier because Andrew’s green eyes signify that his passive dull indifference is from his mom, meaning that had Renee not put Douglas on meds that turned him into the husk he is today he’d be just as psychotic as Ashley
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>>567214985Do you think if nemlei ever got nemlaid she’d stop seething about people playing with her toys
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>>567217204Princessley is fucking broken in Coffin Online
How do I spec out of the cleaver build, I don’t want to do the mastery questline, you lose Ashley as a companion. Is the respec token in the cash shop for 1500 roses really the only way?
>>567161647Based Andrew. He's much more of a serial killer than Ashley is. If the events of Coffin didn't happen, he would probably pull a Columbine
>>567171863I mean this is actually in character of Andrew to say
>>567187648I can't. It would break our tradition of only saying happy birthday or merry christmas to each other, followed by the other person replying with a thank you message with a bunch of emoji.
>>567192929But where would I take her if I kidnapped her?
>>567221606He’d never admit it, too conformityfagged
>>567220304Yeah all the builds can be earned for respec look up the guides. It’s a slog but I’m saving up for the catshley exotic skin so I pretty much have to do it for free
>>567196831>>567197059>>567197284ALL SHALL BE CRUSHED UNDER THE FOOT OF THE EPILOGUE SIBLINGSNEMLEI VULT
>>567220304Personally when Nemlei introduced Toxibucks as a premium currency to respec, it kind of ruins the commentary of the game making fun of corrupt companies.
>>567208661I wonder how ??? smells
>>567223127You don't want to know.
>>567223127Takis + farts + hell>>567221021Andrew's scawwy
>>567223451>Andrew's scawwyWomen know this, and they love it.
>>567223658Indeed.
>>567223658>>567223880This is why sisters are superior to normal women: you can teach them how to be self-aware instead of beings of chaos and destruction.
So what do you think Ashley and Andrew were doing while the car was sinking in Burial at Sea?
>>567225192ashley attempted to rape andrew
>>567225472>AW FUCK ANDREW WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO>Well, might as well
>>567225192Being concussed, presumably. The body of water below it is consistently described as an "ocean", and they don't build ground-level bridges over oceans. So they fell from a height.
>>567226240Valid crashout, desu
>>567223040Yeah well I like to actually support the devs. One expansion a year is worth the subscription and cosmetic prices
Do brits actually say this?
>>567231887I wonder if Andrew beats up Ashley after his favourite football teams loses
>>567200064>And Andrew dragging Ashley's unconscious body between the balconies is so fucking stupid.Lol wait when did this happen?
