Previous: >>567159476>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Sex with toreena.
>/ck/ hours
black coffee
>>567179654bwo that's overcooked and burnt
>>567179571>>567179605fellas the white woman hypno is starting to work on me
added "pasta review" to the long list of things /uma/ would rather do than a single mant run
>>567179571>>567179605>Coal Shitty
>just use all POW sparks brohow the hell are you guys hitting the 601/601 for the track bonus?do I have to run until every race reward and scroll is stam/guts???and I hate NTR, that bitch didn't finish her event chain
>>567179737One must stay fueled to properly train
>>567179737i have aces for cm14 already ready though bwo...
10 SP off 3k, again.
>>567179765your uma has stam growth bwo, a single summer training with a stam anklet wouldve gotten you there
>>567179737It's funny how it IS unironically faster to cook than a single MANT run
>>567179642Never been to that board, but they could probably educate Teio bro on how his habit of cum eating is affecting his meals.
>>567179306Shakur a cute
>>567179890I want a yandere uma trainee gf.
>>567179831without stam cards? I very much doubt it
Oh, hey. I got my 5/5 for this CM.
Digitan LOVE
>>567180056holy fuck another sovl comp
>>567179737Making spaghetti and meatballs sounds better than doing a Trackblazer run 2bh
>>567179571Me on the left>>567179739Me on the right
>>567179737it took me 20 minutes to make mine... even if i cooked ground beef with it it'd still only take 30 minutes
>>567180049Ok then go ahead and doubt it. And dont check next run that you can get almost +30 stamina trainings in summer with just NTR there pre buffs.
>his uma is taller than him
>>567180421>height difference is bad
>>567178194>>567178186>>567178794Fried bacon in a creamy sauce, thickend with parmesan cheese.very tasty
GOOD morning!!!!!!!!!
>>567180607nice,nice
>>567180607carbonara-ishkinda
...
baby oil is a good lube, I know it's a meme for years but I've only tried it yesterday and it was umazing.
I love Rice
>>567180607bwo just call it carbonaraI fucking love carbonara
>>567180696Kinda, but no egg and I used a splash of garlic and chilli when frying the bacon
waheythank you for baking
>>567180696>>567180779>Fried bacon in a creamy sauce>carbonaraAkebi, slap this man.
>>567178572 Japanese horse racing and Japanese nationalism are intrinsically tied. Japanese horses used to be dogshit until they weren't, post-WW2 Horse racing was seen as a symbol of perseverance and hope among japanese nationals who lost everything. Later on when the horses started seeing international success this message gets diluted into a general "Japanese X is superior and proof that Japan is the best at everything", a lot like japanese baseball if you keep up with that. It's why the JRA and every jockey cares so much about winning the arc. It's to prove to the world that Japanese horses are the best, and more importantly, that they have *always* been the best, despite their losses. Thats where the nationalism blends in. Japanese government believes itself to be the best and any example that theyre not is either a lie or in-progress
>>567180846All goodo they wont know it's NOT carbonara
>>567180779>carbonara>creamthank god we have no italians here or else you'd be murdered
>>567180779i wont, because it isnt cabonara.
>>567180607I made fried spam and noodles cooked with honey and onions sauce, topped with fried egg and sriracha
F2P/Dolphin anons, I don't feel so good. I have 80k carats plus 160 tickets saved up, I need new support cards to compete but Maruzensky and Craphyon are so far away
>>567179765You can often hit 600 in every stat regardless of deck or sparks just from random MANT stat ups.>601/601 for the track bonusThis stat bonus hardly matters and has been blown way out of proportion. Its not a big deal, that said you should still be aiming to get more guts than that just for the sake of the guts itself.
which uma is italian and would like to make me pasta everyday?
>>567181062>you should still be aiming to get more guts than that just for the sake of the guts itself.I don't see how unless I replace marv power card for a guts card
>>567181019NONOT ONIONSITS NOT ONIONS DONT USE ONIONS ON THIS ITS ONIONS PLEASE
used all my borrows without a single pink inspiration award
>>567181019That looks like its quite the heavy meal
>>567181234I eat about twice a day so I'm usually hungry by the time i make dinner at around 6 or 7
>>567180929>>567180965Wouldn't it also taste the same or similar?>>567181019>>567181175ONIONS SAUCE YUMMY Looks good though can barely see the noodles
>>567181363
>>567181169Yeah, you have to bring a guts card.Although if you dont have the cards to max speed and get 1000+ power and wit with a guts card in your deck then forget about it. The statline you posted is good enough.
>>567181219That’s fine. It’s a new uma day in an hour!
>>567180684Yep and I have enough left for tomorrows lunch as well.
victory cheer + red shift + angling = ggs shake my hand
Last Thread
>>567181175ONIONS ARE GOOD
wtf /uma/ cocks and now /uma/ spaghetti those are my favorite things
>>567181576But victory cheer doesn't work?
>>567181519>Yeah bwo you just need 1200/900/1100/900/1200fuck OFF
>>567181519>Although if you dont have the cards to max speed and get 1000+ power and wit with a guts card in your deckbeing f2p is suffering
>>567181618That's not what's making him sperg out
>>567181671retard
>>567181625don't forget /uma/ horse dildos that was a strange one
>>567181449Proper cabonara tastes better.
>>567181594literally mile better
>>567181594>cute retard anon
>>567179765anon max wit instead of power. 1000 pow 1200 wit >>> 1200 pow 1000 wit
>>567181719I have never seen a dildo posted here
GOOOOOD MORNING /uma/The sun is shining Birds are singingFlowers are blooming& the Fuchu turf is as fresh as everPERFECT TIME FOR A RACETOKYO1600MNHKMILE HAI18564870
>>567181660then why am i seeing it proc in every race
>>567181808I only have a normal dildo unfortunately
>>567181719Well thankfully I did not see that then
>>567181594Bobo has been dominating.
>>567181826this time ill win
>Gemini's le secret stat is Stam + Guts>UGfags with 601 + 901 stat get free speed bonusfucking bullshit
>>567181770I was already using 3 wit cardsWit refuses to go up still
>>567181808>>567181871It was posted last year, and from a Fujianon
https://youtu.be/8ULbYqRtlMQ>7.5 million viewsHow the fuck is this song so fucking popular?
Since we're going /ck/ today. Getting enough saturated fats for the whole next week.
>>567182004it is a mystery
>>567181929its not that big of a speed bonus compared to just getting Mile SIf a UG with 901 guts wins a lobby its because of the guts, not the speed bonus.ok its the speed bonus from the guts but not the *secret* speed bonus from the guts, you get me?
>>567182004the dance went pretty viral to the point a lot of vtubers and stuff made dance videos
>>567182050More like 1-2 dayst. 115 lbs but loves that
>>567182004>The most fanservice and for (you) song in the game>The lyric literally describes how they love (you)Gee, I wonder why.
>>567182050that's a single dinner for a teiobro
shakute
>CONNECTING>CONNECTING>CONNECTINGNIGGERGAME I CAN SHITPOST ON 4CHAN BUT CANNOT CONNECT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>567182004WATASHI NO ZENRYOKU UKETOMETE>>567182050Looks delish bwo
>>567182106>Comparing the speed bonus vs mile Sthe guy who slapped my trainees ass had both
I hate MANT, shits so ass bros...
>>567180714this diddyblud is jorking his little diddy to slop
>>567182212i will pull for she
>>567182226don't be mean to the indie company
>>567182004do we have any translation of the lyrics? do we know what it’s about?
>>567181045Dont worry bro I have worse cards than you, I have a high chance of being relegated to B finals. I've seen those Valentine Bourbons, those Agnes Digitan, I cant win against those. Im happy to get 1/40 2bh
>>567182332it's about how much your trainee wants to fuck you
>>567181952click wit better/ just get lucky anon. A fun MANT opening is somehow getting level 3 wit before junior year even ends. Also use the Tachyon + Marvy wit for TE gains
>>567182332nobody has ever translated it in fact nobody knows japanese
>>567182230well I meansucks but its a scrim room you gotta expect it
>>567180886The post WW2 aspect, is part of it, but I feel like that's still pretty normal for any country to feel that way about a sport that is popular there.I mean, L'arc is the biggest horse race in the world right? I'm sure American trainers care about it just as much as the Japanese, you just dont hear about it because horse racing is not nearly as popular in the US as it is in Japan.
>>567182332https://umamusu.wiki/Meni_Shuki%E2%99%A1Rush-sshu!
>>567182332You're supposed to have developed the ability to infer general meanings of Japanese speech from your 30 years of watching anime
>>567182332>do we know what it’s about?toreina-san PLEASE FUCK ME i'm literally ovulating RIGHT NOW
>>567182173I could probably eat that in a single sitting desu
>>567181826Another dazzling performance from Fuji KisekiLet's go another round73085980
>finally made an SS rank Chiyo>no medium Sat least she still has a 90% podium rate
>>567181045>3LB Pasa>4LB FM>4LB Kita>my steak so juicy>my lobster so butterySHUT THE FUCK UP
>>567182332>Globalkeks are still dekinais
>>567181234you were right though im knocked the fuck out
>>567182670Take a nap. It's the best part about weekends
>>567182660muri
>>567182521
>>567182004Very fanservicey song about how much they love (You)Very fanservicey MV where you're practically on a date, bonus if you have their casual outfitThe MV has gyro and is shot in first personCatchy song in general
>>567182503So,Pleaaa~se let so-so-so many-many vows come rushing in 'Cause I'll pay so many-many of 'em back to you!AlwaysHear my lo-lo-lovely su-su-supreme wish for you,I want to looo~ve you Day by dayPleaaa~se give me so-so-so many-many of your wildest cheers And I'll surely, surely pay you back double!I wonder how many years it'd take to hand-deliver all my love to you...Don't you just want to tell them!Don't you just want to reach them!Gimme!! Tha・nk・you always for your loveHoly fuark
Anything but good summers, gw and mile s
uma is so enjoyable when you do anything else but play MANThttps://x.com/el_tiberius/status/2055223350272708781?s=20
>>567183015fate of the metafag
Tracen never really beat the matchmaking allegations, huh?
>>567183058>slop
i accidentally ate two large pizzas again...
こんなに大きくなりました
>>567182004It's so fucking CUTE
Maybe I can cope with this...?
How much romance-coded is Daring Heart?
>>5671825535 MINUTES COME
>>567183245no head on sucks
>>567182787>>567182765kino
https://x.com/i/status/2055426621327208491why are you raping my umas
konna ni ookiku narimachitan
>>567183173uma weasels are soulful slop
>>567183282AhThere's no opponent stronger than my rivalSo even if it's just us it's not bad
>>567182765What's going on a date with Dia-chan like?
>>567181671Anon, that is the OPPOSITE of what I said you fucking retard.>>567181952With 3 gold wit cards, 0% wit growth and no wit sparks. Your wit growth will very a bit as it will be dependent on rainbows. You need to get that triple to hit 1200, but in a speed/wit deck it shouldn't be too hard. Unless you have a pal/group card in your deck, you should be clicking on wit A LOT in MANT for the energy.
>>567182660I got N2 and I could be playing JP version exclusively right now but nah
>>567181676MANT is unironically worse for F2P. There isn’t anything good about this scenario
>>567183261yes
>>567183541But /uma/ said MANT is the most f2p friendly scenario/uma/ said f2ps can just churn out UG guts builds
>>567183541its a fine scenario idk what the big deal is
>>567183505>With 3 gold wit cardsI guess CB counts as a gold at LB1 but I was using FM
>>567183382She should sing these lyrics instead.
>>567183653I don't have MLB Nishino power.
>>567183541it's f2p friendly if by f2p you mean unemployed and willing to spend several hours a day spark and high roll grinding
>>567183724>cardlet
>>567183541as a f2p (real) player, it's been the easiest scenario so far, graded CM wise
>>567183439a mighty fine sparring session indeed! warmup for what's to comecan't wait to have a front because triple stacking pace blows hard
>>567183742wow, just exactly like during URA and aoharu!
>>567183724marv works fine you just gotta highroll a little morefuckingits a deckbuilding game build a deck
>>567182553Bourbon returns to the turf to decimate once moreSankyu to the participants
SENIOR YEAR AND NOT A FUCKING BLUE ANKLET SINCE JUNIOR
Uma for this feel?
"I don't have MLB X is there a replacement"oh brother its back
>>567184042seiun
>>567183724Stop pulling umas
>>567184042Laisu.
>>567183742> unemployed and willing to spend several hours a day spark and high roll grindingYeah feel like you have to not have a life to play MANT. Even working an easy Govt job that lets me play Uma I can’t get more than 1 or 2 runs a day. I can see why they added the auto career after this. It probably pissed the fuck out of the salary men that played it.
Feels kinda low for a triple rainbow
>>567184081My soulful deck when I’m running ends
>>567184081I don't get it because I don't play that game can you remake it with uma cards instead
>>567184272>LB1 KitaUse literally anything else
When will it end?
>>567184327
DO NOT FORGET to buy your spe-cutie stars.
>>567184428Kita has no specialty priority until LB3She is not good at low LB
>>567183541If you have Sunday, Tachyon, and Welfare Dober wit, power sunday, Urara and Yukino guts, along with MLB KSB + either Creek or FM. Then you should be fine for MANT.Whales will always be stronger, but the gap isn't as large in this scenario as URA and Aoharu. Windy will help but you don't need her.If you don't have all those cards then you aren't F2P. You are either a newcute (in which case my condolences, MANT is probably the roughest for newcutes due to the requirement of having very specific golds) or you are subhuman.
>>567184510But I need professor of curvature
>>567184598You don’t, I promise you
>>567184589I have those cards and I'm subhuman.
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Unity was better?
no[-]
>>567184724yes
>>567184724uoooooh breeding like rabbits with riko
URA was goodAoharo was worseMANT is even worseGL is supposed to be even worser
>>567184724no its fucking dogshit
it never gets betterit's teiover
>>567183742Being unemployed helps a lot. People like to jokingly tell people her to "just pick up a few extra shifts at work" to pull supports, but thats the worse thing you can do is you want to win CMs. The money you gain from a minimum wage job isnt worth it.Time is a much more valuable asset in Umamusume than money. F2P NEETs are stronger than casual whales. Not just to play MANT to get more careers in but to spend on reading up on how the game works and learning strategy.
>>567184790>URA was good
>>567180056>>567180129I actually don't know how did you manage to pull it off, as I badly got raped by late surgers if I tried triple fronts, but congrats.
>>567184653What’s a good stand in for Kitasan-SSR Brian? SR speeds?
81607018Mile room
>>567184724no
>>567184295the granblue fantasy wiki staff (mostly troons btw) have massive meltdowns when newer players ask "I don't have this, can you tell me a replacement" because all they do is steal setups from japs and put them there. this especially happens when they do grids for endgame raids already having the weapon/upgrade dropped by said raidsimagine if someone asked "I don't have FM what else can I do" and your reply was telling them to fuck off and think for themselves in the most passive-aggressive way possible
>>567184724>only find out at the very end of the run whether RNG is going to fuck you and ruin itnoat least MANT and GL RNG is frontloaded
>>567184967SSR Jordan
>>567184223Too smart...
>>567184967Sweepy or Flash or Shinko or Jordan
>>567184996>imagine if someone asked "I don't have FM what else can I do" and your reply was telling them to fuck off and think for themselves in the most passive-aggressive way possiblewhy would I have to imagine that when I can just remember it instead
MANT is dogshit and can only get better from here
>>567184724Yes, because I can do multiple runs easily. MANT is a fucking waste of time for people with jobs.
>>567185001Nigger it literally takes 15 minutes to finish a Unity run. You won't find out if your MANT run is bricked until 30 minutes in.
>>567185009Okay I will do another MANT run later. If I don’t get SS first try, I know who to find Thank you for the assistance
I love it.
>>567184724I agree
>>567184996i don't know about granblue but umamusume in its current state has so few viable cards that if you can't figure it out yourself you might actually be retarded
>>567184724Go ahead and do one aoharu run. Then post how much you enjoyed having no energy, no damage control over anything and the arrows fucking you over, whereas you can't even run a race during dead turns.Also the double circle loses during the teamfights, so you can throw an entire run away.
>>5671849926/9
In progress maybe:https://jiggie.fun/63rH5A
>>567185267There'll be even less viable cards in GL! Please look forward to it
>>567185350funy number
>>567185223better than luckshitting into A and getting disqualified or going 1/40 and ending up in the same place anyway
>>567185285>double circle every distance in Riko race>win only 2/5 and have your run fucked over at the last stepI loved it
>>567185223
Used up all my jelly (~200) for the present up event, in total I got>15 clocks>~150 carats
i love spending 6 hours every day on mant runs bwosit makes me feel like i have a job
>>567185350Holy shit my umas got fucking obliterated
>>567185546>Used up all my jelly (~200) for the present up event,literally why would you do that
>>567185546have fun DNFing the next carnival
>>567185472why did her boobs jiggle
>>567185603>why would you use up a resource designed for specifically one thing
Coping with turf S. 2/3 cope aces done for gemini.
Hate MANT for how long runs take, is the next scenario as time consuming?
>>567185690Your carnivals?
>>567185703Nyo, MANT is basically the longest it'll ever be
>Bamboo Memory can agemasan youREEEEEEE
>>567185703Its not as long but the vast majority of your ace runs will brick at pre debut so its up to you whether thats better or worse
>>567185703The person who designed MANT was fired
>>567185703No, the next scenario is really fast as you'll quit the runs 5 minutes in if you don't get enough rainbows pre-classic.
Is jerking off to uma lewds 3x a day a solid exercise routine?
>>567185839>>567185867Do they up the borrow limit?
>>567185552Please Cygames, give us the spark rerolls early. I can’t do this anymore just to end up with shitty sparks.
>>567185947not for another 2 years brotherrrrrr
>>567185223You'd probably get your teeth kicked in in Group A so consider this a blessing in disguise
>no longer fap to umas but to uma gravure and ASMRI don't know how to feel about this
>>567185350ResultsAnother one before reset 45530337
I’m able to do MANT runs during my job >what’s your job?Not telling but you’ve probably seen me before
>>567186090It's always correct to nut to ASMR
>>567186090Any uma ASMR recs?
>mein fuhrer ve has gotten meile S and krieglearner but ve lack midden race>das ist fein... fraulein fein motion vill give us Geschwindigkeits stern>...>mein fuhrer... fraulein fein... fraulein fein verbotenmased...
Anshinzawa asmr where she stabs you in the prostate
>>567186348Puncture Perfect
>>567186304I don’t speak french
any anon running YOLO XOguri with 3 recoveries and/or Radiant?how is her performance?Taurus btw
>my CM13 guts Teio with Mile S can score 2nd just fine in CM14 practice lobbiesI don't know how to feel about this
>>567185001It takes about the same amount of time to finish Unity as it does to get to the first Summer in MANT and you’re more likely to get a scuffed Summer than losing to RikoAnd even then, the run is over. You can at least just finish it and hope for sparks and bank the fans rather than just having to do a new run. This is before you consider all the other issues MANT has that Unity didn’t.
>>567183541>>567183607There are different types of f2p in umaThose who roll for uma onlyThose who hoard caratsThose who are metafagsThose who yolo then fizzles out after a few scenariosDont worry bro everyone will drop the game by November when GTA 6 is out
>>567186567I'm not buying a fucking ps5 for this fuck off, I'm just gonna watch my favorite streamer play it
>>567185223>>567185350>>567185586Some Umas are equal.But some Umas are more equal than others!
>>567186567it's for consoles onlywho even owns this gen of console? wake me up a year after that when the pc version comes out
people exaggerate how bad the music note RNG is in GL (now Grand Concert), it really is just training with Light Hello often before Asahi Hai/Hopeful Stakes and you're good to go
>>567186567I hope this game flops when they try to sell it for $100
>>567186138Results
>>567182613We'll both be at A final, 3rd place though... Have some CLASS SOLIDARITY
>>567186649Who?
new cyclops
umafuck
What do I do now?
>>567184961didn't you know? front is the big brain running style
>>567186823next week will be butter
>>567186482shes the best pace chaser, when her unique hits it hits well just remember that 20% of the time youre only gonna have red shift and suffer
>>567186823how many races did you run on that falcon to get that many skills?
>>567186871Mating press
>>567186724Training with Light Hello!
>>567186848delete this shit
I run lateGuri, her activation skill is shake it out which is pretty reliable since you can proc triple 7s + pump + beyond + redshift all at the same point, you could also take breather and white radiant star for gambling points but I didn't because I was retarded. I could never ever replicate this run again so I just went with it, she got okay-ish winrate
>GeminiPretty gud huh?
>>567186240Doto
>>567186895I had a lot more success as 2 front+1 late. 3 front always ended up just late surgers overtaking.
agnes digitongue
>Sudden connection errorsCygames teme...
>>567186958nyo
>>567186823Pace Chaser humiliation ritual AhTime to go back to the Grass Wonder grind in 3 minutes
>>567186848>>567187034duuude...that's crazy
>>567186967>>567186482
>>567186990
>>567186975link now
>>567186842moonmoon probably if he even plays it
THOSE SHOES WILL BE MINE
>>567186919>>567187076I think it's difficult for Pace to win against a Front heavy lobby in the Mile CM so it's a bit of a matchup issue too. >>56718693542
>>567187076>better go to open leaugeabout that
>>567187268why is /uma/club danchou like this
I forgot to do my daily run, but I don't feel bad about it
It's a new day!
>>567187313Nowhere is safe...
its a new daythe worst day since yesterdayand the worst until tomorrow
>requests dirt shoes
>>567187268YOSHAA
Lewd cafe abshttps://files.catbox.moe/sosafh.png
>lobby so shit my end PDMed 2 times and just gave up
Feels good man
>>567187471off model, Cafe was literally a decaying corpse in the movie
>>567187149sir, just google it https://www.youtube.com/@wachan03
>>567187281>42okay so the optimal strat really is just highrolling on chains of 5 races I guess. I kinda figured. >>567187453today was the first day since I started playing that I got 100 club points in my inbox for people borrowing my star uma. I've had a few since I made her that I think are definitely better for borrowing but I don't change it. hmmm
losing races is the number 1 cause of torena rapethe number 2 cause is winning races
Alright. I am ready for CM14.Let's go
>>567186967>shake it out with triple 7s + pump + beyond + redshiftwhere were you all this timeI have been searching for a way to make Choke It Out works for weeksit's too late now
>>567187717>off model, Cafe was literally a decaying corpse in the movieholy SEX
>>567187836BUHIIIIII
>>567187836>588 StamUGlue
I have no use for SP anymore...it's a brick currency now
what is the appeal of boy umas?
I've stopped donating shoes in my club since I can't afford to upgrade my umas anymore since they only request pinks and reds
>>567188156theyre adorable
I DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRAIN FOR THE NEXT CMWITGOD DOKO HELP
>>567187836your straightaway spurt?????
>>567188012Mood Great will save her
>>567188279Taishin has the gold version of spurt
>>567188251Leave your club and join Autis/uma/We trade mediums
>>567187854I actually learned the strat from /here/ >>566524919 , wonder if there's any other anons made late HOguris
>>567188321GUARANTEED REPLIES LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOTCHA XDDD
>>567188328>Rank 551 (-6)
>>567188262moist maruchoco bobotaikienjoy your free group A finals
>>567188279
>>567188453You can help with that
>>567188251Mambro...
>>567186848
>>567188456>Taiki>CM14forgot your oguri
>>567187770With Falco you have to run 5 races in a row a few times or you miss out on some of the Dirt G1s. In general if you don't have good trainings or you don't have enough energy to train you should race. Or you can gamble a Wit training even with 0 Energy. Resting and then racing afterwards is pretty shit since you're gonna waste 40/50 energy you got from resting.
>>567187471>not skin and bones Gay
>>567188348I was planning on it, but didn’t have the team spaceMight finish mine between today and tomorrow if I cant make it into A finals
God I hate the Random below 20% fails... I had 3 failed trainings at 3rd Year Summer 3 times in a row.... lost over 100 stats and the whole run went from good to absolute Ass....
>>567188747Tachy ass…
>>567184961>I actually don't know how did you manage to pull it offCM12 aces that gassed out so I probably got lucky.
>>567188602you're telling me the uma who has been dominating every mile CM since the game came out is now suddenly bad?
>>567188012>1600 meters
>>567188959
>>567188906have you tried having sex with someone you love and that loves you back
>>567189059That sounds wonderful anonHowever out of reach for me
>>567188906>Forever Fraud
>>567189059Women are incapable of love
>>567189059I have but didn’t work that well and, most importantly, she wasn’t korean
>>567188959SIXSEVEN
>>567189059I am incapable of loving or being loved.
>>567189052
>>567188906i can see them
>>567189143
When do they increase this to like 1000
potential woman stonks through the roof
WHERE ARE THE PASTA PICTURES I NYEED MORE
>>567189469Isn't that increase P2W privilege
>>567189495pacebros... what is this...
Nyobody asked for pics when I had pasta last night
>>567189495>end closer Oguridamn
It took fucking FOREVER but I finally broke past the A+ wall
>>567189739post d*ck
>>567181234>For you.
>>567189675weird coincidence the hunger games had falco as the winner and maya as first dead
bro shes naked wtf
>accidentally started a Unity Cup careerI don't know how that happened
SO GEMINI IS ANOTHER CM WHERE LATE SURGERS ARE ABSOLUTELY SHIT AND JUST GET DUNKED ON BY END CLOSERS KUSOGE
>>567189985haha toreina you are banging my daughter
one down two to go
>>567190087Nobody tell him
>>567190087Your PP DD combo bwo?
>>567190087Unfortunately, this is glue...
>>567190328gonna dd you with my pp bitch
>>567190176Fat umas aren't cute
>>567190387oohhh noooo anything but that haha
>>567190328>get pp>no dd>get dd>no pp>>567190237>>567190330this is just my 1st day of gemini prep, lots of time to train and test and as far as i know no other front has as much midleg as taiki in miles
NO I WON'T USE GUTS DECKGET OUT
>>567190608Anon every meta Front has as much midrace that works in Mile as Taiki because they have a midrace velocity unique and you have a brick unique that only works when you're gonna lose anyway
>>567190418they're hot too.
>>567190820>CBKill Endfags
>>567189542I’ll make my spinach puffs on Thursday when I get paid next week
https://smittenkitchen.com/2016/02/everyday-meatballs/Since it's pasta hours, this is my favorite meatballs recipe. I use the panko instead of breadcrumb because I'm a weeb. Tastes good man.
What pacer am I supposed to run for cm14 if not Taiki...
can we hit 780k this week?
>>567190885No
>thought i just had a kino duel podium finish>turns out they just diedoh...
>>567191079pace is unfortunately in the cuckshed yet again
>>567191326Your umas weren't dueling they were just making lunch plans together.
>>567191387But I have Nishino parent I want to use...
Sei, you made me torture you with 4 races in a row for nothing...
My SR Ayabe is only 3LB...
>>567191424Thats important too
>>567191079>>567191498I've seen Pasa do well
>gwos gwos gwos once nishino flower comes out paceCHADS will DOMINA -AAACCKKKK
>>567191529use a gold crystalmy SR Ayabe is at 0LB
Soon
>>567191653I still haven't done a single Pasa career...
>>567191079hey
>>567191836She's one of the easiest and can run like 40 races easily like Oguri
>>567179557I agree with you
>>567191079fuji
>>567191817Which one got a female trainer from their DEI department?
>>567192068what, so you can bet on them and earn fat bucks?
Speed is a lienever trust the big UMA
>>567192159>implying female trainers are good
>>567191817Holy shit it's Umamusume A
>>567192315There's the winner of the Kentucky Derby along with a more local example, Anon's mother, who has more platinum trophies than her own son (shameful).
>>567192212ends are just cheating
But /uma/ said End was the most soulful running style
>>567192437Never bet on woke.
DEIO SUDEBBU BTFO'D
>>567192538I say a lot of things
>>567192538it isfront niggers are just getting uppity
Why do new umas need to aura farm now?
>>567192437American horsegirls are built different
>>567192843Show the hobo
>>567192843modern uma are overdesigned garbage
>>5671925384chan generally calls shitty things SOVL. Running Ticket in the derby is SOVL because she's shit for example. Ends are the most SOVL because they are the shittiest style.
>>567192843me in the middle
>>567192915bue isn't overdesigned
SOONOON
>>567191817Who is Buena Sista?
>>567192843>2 ugly umas and a retarded fangirl
>>567192315
>>567192843Because it makes Urara very happy
>>567192437>More plats than her own sonThere was some guy here who said his mom played Uma with him and that she said Taishin reminded her of him. I wonder if his mom has more plats than him...
>>567192915oh no no no jpbros LOOK AWAY
>>567193057Buena Sistas not like this...
>>567192923This also means that when /uma/ talks shit about an uma, they’re just being tsun and they love her
>>567193057
>>567192915I can understand for Orfevre but Gentildonna's design is perfect
>>567193242We love Tachy here
>Reddit Tachyon
BANANAS ARE LIKE 100 CALORIES EACH?????? WTF
>>567193124Women are a mistake, they're using their empathy to ruin the sport.
>>567192923don't shay that...
i have Taishin fatigue
Guy from mambo running full cunny team this CM has my respect
mambo mentioned
>>567193409>posts a rapist
>>567193284No
>>567193242True, Tachyon is the most 4chan uma ever
>dynastyscans cafe
>>567193754>yurislop
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567193242truth nuke
King Halo ass on my face
>>567193639>most loved by normies>most 4chan uma everFuck off
>>567193941
>>567193925
>>567193941Teiopyoi
Pasa careers are the only time I play with the game muted
>>567193257>Admire AuraBrianbros we are no longer the biggest aura farmer...
>>567193457How else do you think her head got so big?
>>567193754>dynastyscansI wonder if the TLer's mom is still bedridden for god how many years already
>>567194126Ugly tomboy
>>567194159Dynasty isnt a single group, it’s an ancient yuri aggregator with its own attached forums
Silence suzuka shoes on my nose
>>567194301>>>/u/
>>567194341I must have been thinking of another TLer then
My Sakura Chiyono O performed much better today. She will get lots of creampies later
>>567193626Yes
>>567194065>[Deleted]
>>567194448peak female
>play perfectly built pace chaser>shit jobs hard to endclosers>play a 17.5k end closer without spurt that I built when MANT was released>winEndfags have it that easy huh
Anybody who didn't make it into group A want kissies?
>>567194538Only for this CM
>>567194418I know the group you’re talking about, though I forget the nameThe translator ended up getting marriedI don’t know if she still translates
>>567194538Goldship, Tama, Digitan are crazy strong
>>567194538Yeah this is how it feels. I gave up on my pacer oshis and just went all in on lates and ends.
>>567194538>>567194743Soulless scum. Might as well go build a XObuhi or Golshit.
2 days. That mutated Air Groove isn't going to cut it anon, you must pull for a real sprinter.
>>567194868I made Chiyono into a front runner.
Stop raiding /vm/ loosers
>>567194538Derby is pseudo long, like how arima is pseudo medium
>>567194418>>567194635Kirei CakeShe does still translate, just not as often
>>567194448>mismatched shoes to represent the legs of irl horses>another "elegant dress" design>heart ear cover>gorilla She's shit
>pace chaser is the most common style>it's also the worst except for sprint but most umas can't run sprint anyway
>>567194448
>>567194910>idolSkip
>>567194943>loosersthe only loose one here is curren
do sprints really have nothing to buy?
>>567194943Stop raiding /vg/ traannies>>567195067cute old hons
I'm running two ends but they're off meta and not just golshi please don't call me soulless
>>567195198*chu* soulless cutie
TWO FUCKING ALL-SEEING EYES PROCCED??????
>>567195198Soulless, open your credit card
>>567195198>doesn't mention who his ends aresus
>>567194998>literally only lists good thingsWas this supposed to be a slander? Admit it you like her tsundere
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/ae004c31c8119a9fe4e945d9282d4f087209b2c4>Furthermore, this takes <3 mins to figure out, so to those who already did: loose lips sink ships. Keep it zipped. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>567194868I did build goldship.
I wonder why Ayabe would look so disgusted…
>>567195390>liking the ugly gorilla No, also skipping her banner.
>>567195495>pov: you pulled out
>>567195406eh.I'm already happy with retroSweepy
>Consider buying another wit upgrade before the first summer>It's already level 4Nevermind
>ugly contrarian looser getting contarian again so people post more gentle wifelmao
>>567162308All of Maya's 3 alts have a greatly recovery in her kit and stamina growth
tit pit clit slit
>>567194065that's based tho
>>567195406what twitter drama?
>>567195495Her trainer is black
>>567195198Taishit and the microdick are meta-adjacent.
>>567195681I haven't pulled her yet though
>>567195675the Icarus stunt
>>567195601thats not what I meant, baka>>567195675>DID HE JUST SAID "DRAMA!?" I NEED TO KNOW!!!you need a hobby, joe
Mhein Kraft
>>567195814I do need to know. This is my hobby. I say that.
>>567195640I would gladly suck Pama's tit, sniff her pit, pinch her clit and fuck her slit
I could beat up and rape most of you.
Any horny /uma/GFs online? T's may not apply, I don't fuck guys.
https://youtu.be/8EF-KjlLAZsThis feels like a different version of GIRLS LEGEND U or it's just the stage SFX but it's so kino
End Spe-chan is good actually
>>567195762>>>/lgbt/
>>567195995Chiyo would say this
shut the FUCK up and lick the pitthat's all you're good for
Hello friends!!
>drama mentionedWE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAA
>>567196069cuteI wish horses were real...
>>567196094hi
>>567196069LMAO
>>567196094Hello fren!
>>567196152
>>567196069>BEING THIS FUCKING MAD over anime accounts>LE BOT ACCOUNTS REEEEEE ELOOON NAZIFucking hilarious, holy fuck.
>>567196152These are my thoughts. I think this.
sweepy, activate dumpyI will deal with this run myself
KIMI TO
>calls it twitter drama when his own thirst for attention from cygods was the main cause of it
I may claim that I want an /uma/bf or /uma/gf, but in reality I am terrified of intimacy and would die if I had to be in a romantic situation
>>567196493/fgo/ people do not belong here, good sir.
where the pasta at
>>567196201>>567196249
>>567196491Soulless Nature
>>567196493ISSHO GA ICHIBAN SUKI YOTTE MOTTO GYUTTO NE
rape
>>567196561Don't worry I will take the lead Chiyosis.
>>567196782Carnival Phantasm is the only good tsukihime anime adaptation
doto
>>567196593I put the rest in the fridge for tomorrow
>>567196923rape
Tsukihime? I love that anime
>>567195995>>567196023
>>567196561i will love your ugly and authentic self chiyoposter
>>567196910It's the only tsukihime adaptation
Spe is cute and I am tired of pretending otherwise
>>567197064Special Weight
doto HUGS and LOVE
>>567197064I love Spe-chan a lot I'm running her in Taurus
>>567191387What? I thought El will do well next cm.
>>567196910There is others? What the FUCK are you talking about, helios-anon?
>>567196868>>567197064>>567197167
>>567197192didn't they announce one some time ago or am I tripping......
>>567197114>if we weren't Doto's trainer she wouldn't even wear her klutzy girl mask and instead just be outright evilZamn
imagine being attracted to a CHUD such as this
7 and I rape the next anon that posts
>>567197064nobody says this
>>567197064Her mannerism is the cutest
>>567197242Urara wouldn... would say that?
>>567197259No such thing, never was, silly boy. There is only Fate, Carnival, FGO Carnival, and the upcoming Witch thing, no idea if it's a movie or TV.
>>567195151sprints is all random gold accel slop. Fronts don't have much
>>567197358>dick twitch at the sight of the ‘upskirt’ Oh no, I’m attracted to the spe
>>567197167I beat a UG Spechud earlier.
>>567197454yeah I know about these, maybe I just dreamt it one day and conditioned myself thinking it exists
>>567197419What does the lightning symbol mean?
>4 carrots on 1st yeardamn girls
AAAAAAARE YOU READY TO RRRRRRRRUMBLETHEN GGGGET IN THE RINGCAUSE ITISONSWEEPAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON YOU BWOTHERTOKYO1600MNHKMILE HAI49399896
>>567197557Well, now you know better, so don't worry about it!
>>567197064i want to kiss those thighs
>>567197572rival
>>567197617>Super Creek
>>567196069>takes 4 debuts to get a win>moves to turf and chokesstupid horse just like the owner
>>567197064Sending all umas to Bubblyland
Touching Urara inappropriately then telling her not to tell King Halo or Akitsu Teio about it or else I'll stop being friends with her
Bring back half tp
>>567197984>he used up all his restores
ok but why would a ningen need cat food
>>567197984>He used all his cocks>He used all his TP and choco
preakness stakes todayis it streamed like the dahhhhhby?
>>567198389idk
>>567197557new Tsukihime anime got announced though? the VN with Arcureid in it, I mean
I havent used any of my chocolates.side note; why the fuck did we not get the updated valentines event early? the one with actual unique chocos? "Quality of Life pushed up" my ass
>>567198495I think that's what I was thinking about
Chiyono...
After failing to get enough stamina for my Maruzensky, I decided not to make or find better parents but to run RikoSeemed to work out.
>>567198298you never ate cat food before?missing out
>>567198526>meaningless animations>QoLlol
>>567198347>using choco
>>567198650that digitan looks fat
>>567198650The Tranny Squad
I ran out of clocks. See you guys in 2 months.
>>567198685Why is she hating on Korean men?
Choco check i missed one day because i thought you only had one pick
BEGONE SUCCUBUS
>>567198934Just use carats. You do have a job, right?
Did you know in Umamusume? Still in Love is in love
>>567199008>off-model
oranges
gutsmaxxing with freekino bijin, freerara and freeing the pearl is kinda ass>t. ayabelet
>>567199167did you know tranny twitter users are obsessed lesbians (mtf)?
>>567199167>mogged by the gorilla Skipping her.
>>567197661A brilliant flower blooms on the Fuchu turf as Nishino Flower takes first place
>>567199281Drop pearl and put Guts SR Doto or Groove
>>567199102Untouched
Any of these careers fun first time?
>>567199102My taste in umas is impeccable
>>567199410b-b-but le SNEED GROWTH...
>>567198927pretty funny how they have literally nothing to say about flower Curren even though she has appeared quite a lot in-game for a not playable uma, JP larpers are the worst
>>567199440>brown umaShit taste
>>567199281I would do 2 speed/2 guts/2 wit if you don't have ayabe
>>567199410Pearl has fat rainbows which you want to prioritize for 'blazer. Plus the uma stan hint and the +30 energy event are huge.
>>567199410>>567199474wait my bad i mean SNEED POINT and BOOMBOOM friendship bonus
>>567199102Same...
>>567199424
>>567198298>he doesn't knyow
>>567199719None.
>>567199102I hope they stack over the years like KanColle chocos
>>567199719Maya
589 points left. Should I get Radiant Star or Neck and Neck or downgrade something and get both?I don't want to run Taiki again. This one got both mile S and fast hat.
>>567198298She’s being ratatouille’d by the cat in her hat
>>567199719Ikuyooo~!
>>567199719i like el'smachikane has fun or bad gimmicks depending who you ask
>>567199719Maya, Ulala, and El have fun career
>gutsmaxxing has been deemed an useless strategy even with the Unity changes >suddenly it's good now and everyone is trying it for Gemini 2ok, which youtuber recommended it
>>567199102https://youtu.be/IiI-jVfo0kg?si=QXfnzDa1ac84JPjz
>>567199848>Tosen
>>567199526Dont say that...
>>567199851>>567199897yea but regular maya ain't on it so i assume he has already done it and it is virtually the same as regular maya
Falco said this to thousands of people before you
round two will be a bloodbath.
>>567199102
>>567199875Downgrade and get both. Double circles are only bought if you have literally nothing else.
Motorboat Fuji's titties or Bourbon's cheeks?
Made too much kaedama
>>567199993>no Hishi SpeakiShit uma
kino
>>567199875gwochacho brought POWER SCARLET?
>>567191836bro your dirt TT?
SEAL CLUBBING HOURS
>>567200114Just make more broth silly
>>567200167They're called cryers.
>>567200087That's what I do normally but these got max discount+fast learner so i guess it's worth it?Gues I will just downgrade a straightway
>>567199942>3600m CM>2000m CM>2400m CM>why is everyone gutsmaxxing on a 1600m track with a guts threshold
>>567200114Why chopsticks?
>>567200231Heh. Cold Ship.
>>567200080
Seems like gutsmaxxing is not worth dropping NTR for bamboo memory
sleeping at 7pm, I'm gonna do round 2 after whales blow their loadsumasumi
>>567200167They are called cryer here, bud.
I don't understand the obsession with feet. Just fuck the uma and impregnate her, are you retarded?
>>567199969Yes Jordan. Look how hard she worked to make those.
>>567200167there's two Hishis in game and another one coming before the end of the year bro be more specific
The director is kinda sex for a human
>>567200240i made kaedama because i wanted to finish off these noodles since they aren't that great. my broth is already portioned out.>>567200321because i like eating ramen with chopsticks
>>567200342I hope whoever recommended that awful Bamboo Muteki guts card steps on a hundred rusty legos. I haven't gotten the gold skill once off the final chain. Even Fuku speed is more reliable.
Jordan a cute
>zero fronts>pace chasers just explodeso much for her ult finally working huh
>>567199851>>567199897>>567200005>>567199929Nah haven't done Maya at all yet, so will go for her
>>567200265>muh hidden track bonusimpressive how people still believe that shit is real
>>567200391I just want Nice Nature to shove her feet in my mouth and down into my throat as I'm unable to get away because she's 10x stronger than me
If Oguri got fat she would grow som huge tits and become the hottest uma
Some of you guys are alright... don't come to Group A, tomorrow
>>567200443>retarded uma>working hard
more like burger pocket
>>567200606????
>>567200391you wouldn't get it
>>567200639based
>>567200668You didn't win.
>>567200606>hiddenCheck the track conditions before building for a CMhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/tokyo#1600-turf
>gives you BOFA
>>567200668>frontslop>gold shitdaring.
>>567200391I agree but I am carefully optimistic about footjobs, haven't had any but they sound hot as fuck in theory
>>567199942Dueling is great on long final straights, you don't need stamina for miles, and you'll be able to max power mashing just guts/speed. Plus the finishes are kino https://youtu.be/C5Yb-2xEMzg?t=109.
>>567200757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX2gf2kTOTsCap as in peak
uma feet would be fucked up from the absurd amount of running
>>567200391fuck the hot uma for a total of 1 minute before I explode, a personal record, lick her feet for 2 hours
>>567200940Hot
>>567200218>>567200087I have no idea what to borrow. Literally use the 5 gut sparks
>>567200898torena-san is used goods
>>567200696Play her career, it is a great story of perseverance. The dumb have to work extra hard for what the smart get for free.
>>567200668I was thinking of running that comp in Gemini, is it good?
>>567200898me on the right
>>567201083peroperoperopero
>>567201091Jordan is the living proof that even the most retarded uma can win everything if she has the right trainer
>>567200940That's why you need to take care of them personally
>6* power>3* stam>7* mile>few whitesCan't have them all I guess. At least I'm free from parenting for next CM
>>567199942Read up on the CM tracks
>>567200716no japanese, korean, or chinese guy had them before global came out and the gaslight documents made them up
>>567201091I'm not wasting my time on the gyaru.
>>567200898Did Gold City and Rudolf have the same jockey IRL or something? I don't get it
>>567201083SNIIIIIFFFFFFF
>>567201239why is Tama like this?
Has anyone had a footjob? Do they feel good?
>>567200885footjobs are enjoyable for the novelty and the fact that your partner is engaging in a new and fun act simply for your pleasure. obviously, if you're big into feet then you're getting the mental stimulation bonus. objectively, unless your partner is half monke, the actual mechanics behind the act are mediocre at best.the same principles apply to titjobs but the additional benefits of a titjob are the proximity and the softness of skin around the breasts while avoiding the clumsiness that comes with footjobs.
Why do 4tranners get mad when you use gold ship? You know she's a default lineup 2* uma that literally everyone has right...?
I’m a footjob denier. I don’t believe they exist. Prove me wrong. Practical learner, by the way.
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>567201298>>567201298>>567201298
>>567201403Sounds good, though I don't know how I could bring it up if neither of us are into feetstuff and she is more normie
>>567201092It's ok, but nothing special
My Dahby got 2 wins so farI'm very proud of her <3
>>567201614Cuteseki
>>567201472maya makes every scene she's in better
>>567201537>not a size queen
>>567201550All in on Taj Mahal
>>567201550Damn, Scarlet in a promo for the Preakness?Cygames really is gaining influence.
Chrono would do this
>>567201628Really? I thought it was strong
>16thTime to flatline until the end of the month
>>567201565Groom her into the fetish.
>>567201854Mambro no...
>>567201797The only time I felt a composition I used was strong, was when I was using Taiki dess
>>567201546They dont, its just a fictional thing from porno.
>>567201565>sheDIIIIEEEEEEE
>>567201550Wait Preakness was in Santa Anita?! Fugggg I would have made the drive to go. I really gotta start paying more attention to the burger G1 schedules.
Woah now that's a lot of whites
>>567201550daiwa scarlet jumpscare
>>567201550Can't believe they made Daiwa Scarlet real
>>567201896Wait, Lala is Kansai-ben tsukkomi?!
>>567201859I'd rather groom her into a fetish I actually have
>>567202003buy a breast pad next time
>>567201991Code?
scarlet should be flat
>>567200391Have you ever smelled a girl's feet? You'll understand
>>567201896>>566485368
>>567201991Surely the blue and pink sparks are good too
>>567202063
>>567202148That's Lala-san not Daring Heart
>>567201991Very good sir, now let's see the blues and pinks.
>>567198650wow we have the same algorithm!
>>567202106This. Daiwa without cowtits isn't right.
>>567202106>>567202003That's a man
>>567200391>have peak woman body in front of you>just thinking about fuck and impregnate herI'm not stupid. I want to savour that body of her, every part of it. It's not just about putting my dick in her umanko, is about feeling, touching, loving, woshipping, marking every inch of her.
>>567201896I want Alegria even more now man she's really cute.
5 dogshit runs in da jar
I only know Lala from fan art and she doesn't sound like how I imagined...
>cosplay post>T-T-THAT'S A MAN. YES I AM SURE THAT IS A MAN HAHA THAT'S DEFINATELY A MAN. THAT'S OBVIOUSLY A MAN. I AM VERY SURE THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN I SAY. HHHMMMMMM THAT IS A MAN BRO. I ONLY KNOW MALES FOR MY WHOLE LIFE AND I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN. YES I CAN VOUCH THAT'S A MAN. THAT IS... DARE I SAY... A MAN COSPLAYING AS A WOMAN?! THAT'S A MAN FOR REAL. AAAAIEEEEE. YEAH I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT'S A MAN. I DON'T THINK THAT IS A WOMAN BRO, THAT'S A MAN I CAN SAFELY SAY. HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THAT IS A MAN. THAT IS A MAN MY MAN. I LOVE MEN. SORRY TO SAY MATE BUT THAT'S A MAN, NOT A WOMAN. SORRY BUT YOU WERE WRONG, THAT ISN'T A WOMAN, IT IS A MAN. YEAH THAT'S A MAN. FORTUNATELY THAT IS A MAN NOT A WOMAN. HEY SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT THAT'S A MAN. THAT'S A-
>>567201940I’m a footjob believer. I believe they exist. Prove me wrong. Practical learner, by the way.
>>567202139792262951537>>567202204>>567202235Not the best not the worst
New bake?
>>567202003I think it is @mikou_cosplay
>>567198650>>567202253>that digitan and neichaOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>567202390diabro....
>>567202337Don't become a cuck.
>>567201472how loaded is she to afford that guitar?
>>567202412BUUHIIIIIIIII
>>567202106Either that or modify the design of the chest area of the outfit.That outfit is designed to accentuate the chest, it looks terrible on chestlits.
>>567202432>twig legs and flat chestdaiwa is supposed to be MEATY
>>567202470you saw one digitan but what about the other digitan? lmao
>>567202003NOT MY COWHORSE
>>567201991Nice, I'm still trying to get nimble + umastan + spurt whites combo on a whole lineage. Spurt is so troublesome to get
>>567202679i immediately closed the image after seeing those two on the left
>>567202432hmmmmmm
>>567202513Me on the right
>>567202412it'll take quite a bit of grinding to produce something better and pacers are going to be quite strong for a period.
>>567198650people say there are trannies here but im pretty sure half of the people that are obviously men are just participating in the fine tradition of brohou style waifu crossplay
>>567202818Ugly femboy
>>567202727>Spurt is so troublesome to get
>>567202886no
>>567202818would look 100x better if she wasn't trying to keep her eyes open so wide
>>567202886This bitch has no race bonus
i'll give you some spurt*unzips*
>>567202829Neck yourself
>>567202986cheng...
Kissies?
why do the mentally unwell gravitate towards anime?or does anime cause mental illness?
>>567203104>literal whos
>>567201661A cute!
>>567203150it just Chinese cartoons bwoit ain't that deep
>>567203053Never
>>567203150I'm not mentally ill, it's this world that's rotten and diseased.
>>567203150>does anime cause mental illness?Yes, it's why trannies exist and making everything yuri.
>>567201369I've never held hands with a girl who liked me back
what kind of parents should i be making for next cm... i dont even know... im running out of energy...
>>567203423NishinoCreekPasaRyanOguriMummy CreekTamamoYou have lots of choices
>>567203498Who the fuck is making Mummy Creek parents with that Mile G on her?
https://poal.me/ec7nx3>mogged this hardunbelievably based
>>567203564Ugly Natie
>>567202412>>567202856>2 star speed>turf>Festive miracleThat spark is mid as fuck. The only thing it really has going for it is the 2 Star Nimble. Quality>quantity.
>>567203595me on the right
>power>PP>DD>Groundwork>fast paced>front savvyThis pink spark is making me extra mad
>>567203582You settle for Turf if you’re not a psychopath
>>567203564how the fuck did you get in
jiggiedesuwa
>>567203150why do the mentally unwell gravitate towards anime?it used to be cartoons before but those went to shit, and before that it was irl TV shows but those went to shit, and before that it was the radio too but that also went to shit, and so on. it's anime turn now since it's the most produced slop with like 30 new shows each season and there's always 3 or 4 everyone is talking about or does anime cause mental illness?no, being hyperfixated in something does
>>567203582You should be building a mile parent and a turf parentDistance+surface S + FCM is humans rights now
>>567203595Forcing your son to cross-dress like a tranny is pure fucking evil
>>567203498How is Tamamo good next CM
>>567203150Simpler shapes and faces make it easier for the retards to follow, simpler character traits makes it easier for the socially stunted to relate to
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>>567203819BASED LEVELS NEVER BEFORE SEEN
>>567203709>>567203750You still need a huge Mile increase to win the mile races for affinity, it's simply not viable, it's miserable
>>567203797its true i have trouble looking at faces
>>567203912Meh you can still run the triple triple crown and more
>>567203819>he simps for the whoreShame on you.
>>567203658>uma stan>head-on>nimbleThat's pretty decent for a Pace Grandparent or Great Grandparent
>>567204053>>567204053>>567204053
>>567203771It’s a straight accel inherit that works on all running styles
Is 3LB Ayabe guts usable? Still looking to use my 3 gold crystals
>>567203730every uma legally gets a copy of their trainee key
oWo?
>>567204070>You need to be rank 6-7 and rank 2-3???how the fuck do i read this
>>567203658>2* corner adept>2* nimble>2* prepared to pass>2* pace corners>2* head on>2* climax>random uma stan>oguri base-affinity>mid afthis is a very nice legacy to have on your account. again, it would take a lot of runs to produce a better pace-GP. the sentiment that "it's not perfect thus it's shit" is an idea only losers hold.
>>567203564,>trainers aren't allowed in the student dorms >umas can just barge into their trainers' flat whenever they like that doesn't seem fair
>>567204319OrIt’s position 6 or 7 or 2 or 3 on a straight in the second half of the race
>>567204307>western artist
>>567204047shut it paperbag skin
>maruzensky and tachyon supports are coming
>>567203742>Ruin where they came from>Go somewhere better >Do the exact same thing that ruined the first placeThey are retarded first order thinkers that are incapable comprehending the most basic cause and effect relationships. Theatre/show choir kids migrating into "nerd" interests like anime and TCGs is 1:1 equivalent to californians overrunning and ruining red states like Virginia and Colorado.
> Be an Uma, the third of five sisters, you're the result of a trainer and a race Uma marrying.> Life is good, you live right outside a disused race track, your parents bought it after Mom retired, you get to play, run, and generally get a headstart over your peers, toddling across it is one of your earliest memories.> The youngest of you is a human, an exceptionally talented runner for a human, but a human nonetheless. > You all pick on her a lot growing up, but it's all in good fun, she doesn't mind. > She does all the little things to help you and your other sisters while you train, passes you water, towels, electrolyte chews, and in turn you cheer her on in her own races, she stacks trophies on trophies, she'll be one of the greats when her time comes.> But despite that, your baby sister is no Uma, and it never leaves her alone, you never notice it because Mom's a good liar, and your sister after her in more ways than anyone knows.> It starts when Dad dies, and Mom picks up the slack, that's when the winning kicked off, all you did was cheer her on.> You never notice the ice buckets hidden in the basement, the sleepless nights spent running the track when the rest of you are sleeping, the dark circles your sister hid with heavier and heavier eyeshadow ("Keeps the sun out of my eyes", "I wanted to try a new look" she'd said when you asked once)> You and your sisters go to a different school than the youngest, it's only proper after all, Umas as talented as you are need every advantage you can get, that's what Mom said.> How convenient it is that it keeps you away from your little sis, being the youngest in a family of Umamusume left her open to horrendous bullying, no matter how many trophies she won in track, sprinting, and every other sport she got her hands on, she's a human, and that's what she'll always be.> She turns it into fuel, and she starts winning even harder, competing like a woman possessed. 1/?
