Previous: >>567179497>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo
>>567204202Sex
Gatekeeping when?
MayanoTopGun
Would you let Taiki fatten you?
HOW DO I PARENT TRAIN AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEis nishino actually good? is mummy creek still necessary? FUCK
>Mambo May 2026 Rank 145>Uma&Co May 2026 Rank 165
>>567204392
>>567204392>Gorilla Fuck off
>>567204478made for facial shots
Specute
Gold City feet in my mouth
are (You) ready for day 3 & 4 of CM?
>>567204830No
>>567204830I'm just praying i don't go 0/40
can't wait for CM14 to hit and see all the retards who fell for the gutsmaxxing lie and their umas with 400 stamina/1000 power/1000 guts die before the final corner because they thought guts is a second stamina tank or whatever lie their favorite brown youtuber told them
>>567204070>>567204319Should also mention that you need to be in overtake mode, but that should not be an issue on the final straight
>>567204571danchud, mambo is getting uppity. rev up those sweepys.
Digitan LOVE
>>567204941Pearl guts gives hint for watchful eye. Looks like you'll be losing the lead early TOOTS.
wife wifelo
>>567204830Ready to crash and burn
>>567204356>do a run with good skill trainee, let's say tachyon for argument's sake>pick random 3-star red grand-parent you lucked out, 2-star at worst if it has a good blue/green>pick good borrow>do a career run and pick only the skills you want as whites>run either MANT or URA, doesn't matter, it all comes to dogshit RNG
Is 3LB Ayabe guts usable? Still looking to use my 3 gold crystals
>>567204941*fixes your suzuka*
>>567204830I hope I'll make it to B finals
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>>567205242Soulless
>>567204356and when I say random 3-star red grandparent I mean a universally good affinity one, like Oguri
>>567204356Do a 'blazer run and pick only 3* blue/pink as the parents. Then hope by the end of the run you're rewarded with something that synergizes with those.
>Maruzensky and Tachyon support cards are coming>there will be anon set for an entire year who only spend 45k carrots and anon who spend 135k carrots and still not have what they want
>>567204993This also means Tamamo herself is strong next CM too right, even as end?
>>567205275So true
>>567205275anon shitskin
>>567204571Danchou deploy another squad of spies
>>567205237i'm not sure i'd use it even at 4lbmaybe mile cm will be better
>>567205394Of course
>>567205275Clearly this thing doesn't use tfidf for the weightings
>>567204356>is nishino actually good?yes both as a uma and a parent, her unique is mandatory for pace chasers in any sprint/mile track for the rest of eternity is mummy creek still necessary? not really, it was good for the first sprint CM back in Unity and somehow is getting shilled nonstop ever since
>>567204941>their favorite brown youtuber told them/uma/'s favorite umatuber CONSTANTLY shit talks guts buildsanti-guts is pro-youtuber and pro-trans
>>567205432>Coal Shitty
>>567205237>Still looking to use my 3 gold crystalsWhat did you use the other one on?
>>567205564Me on the right
>>567205564she doesn't fuck blacks anon, she fucks me
>>567205275>find maya
How close is VF to transitioning?
>>567205689give it another year of bullying from his discord
>>567205543>/v/tranny self-insert as the black horse
victoria por frontier
>>567205543Witfraud shills Guts builds all the time though?
>>567205689he already looks like a feminine fag so not much, being in discord all day is also rapidly reducing the date he takes the first step
>>567205498mandatory for pacers? not anyone else?>>567205336>>567205327what uniques should i be trying to inherit? im mega retarded and suck at reading track conditions so i never know when IE ryan's is super good or not
>>567205908>first stepHes been taking HRT for months now
This neigha watches vf while thinking about how feminine he looks LMAO fuckin little gayboy here
>>567205965Proof?
>>567205897>witgodoh yeah we have SO MANY fans of that guy here!Go on anons, everyone link their pace daiwa scarlets for this CM! You must all be winning constantly with her since you're all such big followers of them! We should at least have 15 or so of them!
>>567205564me on the left
>>567206071i cant train daiwa. shes too erotic it distracts me during the career and i make poor choices.
>>567206071I've been too busy working on my lucky Late Surger El tho...
>>567206154But Daiwa is ugly and a butterface bwo
>>567206250gayest fag in gayland
>>567206250shes literally a giant stack of jiggling uma flesh. every inch of her body is so erotic it causes me physical discomfort to even see photos of her.
>>567205961cheerleader King for late/end in sprint/mileNishino Flower for pace in sprint/mileDober for late/end in medium/longSeiun Sky for fronts in any distanceMaru depending on the trackthat's all the uniques worth farming for, obviously there are other like NYOpera's but the effect isn't strong enough to go out of your way to farm
>>567206071this is unfortunately a perfect argument to prove no one actually believes witgod lmao>no one parent grinded fuku into tachyon>no one did groundwork pace pasa>no one did pace daiwahe's just funny + his videos are much shorter
Your uma? Bottom GunMy uma? Top Gun
>>567206342Yeah but you can't save her ugly face and hair with that
other umatubers>nooo umas are just heckin' daughterinos I would never want to fuck themmeanwhile VF:
>>567206019Kill Vivlosfags
>>567206071i dont know who shitcod is but i trained pace cow
>>567206374Seems like you forgot the most important one
>>567205237gold crystals are kinda useless right now. the best current card to burn them on is ayabe guts. if i had a copy of ayabe, i would have MLB'd it and used it as a generic race bonus stick to compete with nishino if i'm f2p. it also opens up guts builds for the upcoming mile CM(s).why are gold crystals in a bad place? the next decent SRs are pasa speed and seiun wit BUT pasa speed will fall into your account as you pull for either smaru speed or tachyon/light hello which are both better speed cards which begs the question why you're uncapping a speed SR. seiun wit won't enter your GL decks because it's competing against FineMo+welfare bourbon.>oh, but you can use it for bourbonbourbon's base-kit makes seiun wit's strengths redundant. it'll still be in your bourbon's decks if you're f2p but this is quite a small percentage of players that should be saving gold crystals for this use-case.
*coughs blood*Maybe I'll make it to A finals (again)
>>567206250She can be retarded looking but nothing a paperbag couldn't fix
>>567206342Daiwa is the most boomer coded Uma, and that instinctively makes me... not dislike her, but still, I'm not a fan. Reminds me of ye olde anime waifus.
>>567206503What a fucking tranny
>>567205275I'm sorry for distorting the last thread, but anon called Natie ugly and I lost my shit
Why do Vivlos and Cheval have so much sex appeal compared to Verxina?
None of you guys ever talk about Verxina. Its always Vivlos.
1
>>567206503>he wants to fuck a retard
>>567206730Bigger tits and bigger ass
>>567206730Because Donna mogs that useless whore
>>567206570why is that blood white?
Pump is really good this CM, same with Hishiama
>>567206769
>>567206768mare bloomer crotch
>>567206639>Daiwa is the most boomer coded Uma>ignoring Rudolf
>>567206910I was only talking about her visual design. She is really retro looking.
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o~
What's the strongest most metanigger team I can make in Gemini?
Daiwa could look even better if her twintails are smaller
>>5672070843 Fronts
>>567207084Taishin, VBobo, Summer Maru
>>5672070843 Paces
>>567207105one of the best things about her is how her giant twintails flow majestically in the wind while she runsyou're teh ghey
>I am getting used to Riko in TBhate 2400m
>>567207158Which 3 fronts?>>567207198Hilarious stuff. I have none of those KEK
>>5672070843 Lates.
>>567207158>>567207208>>567207214Nani?!
>>567207045chiyo posting used to be all about her silly cute song and the background dance she does, now it's some avatarfags being a gay mega homo
3 Ends
I wanna roll...
>>5672070843 Ends
>>567207381Do one tenner and then internalize the regret you feel in this moment
>>567207308What repeatedly getting banned due to a fixation around a cropped porn webm does to a faggot.
>>567207308
>>567207264The 2 meta nigger fronts that have been meta for months and another Front
>>5672070841 front 1 pace 1 late (debuffer)
I'm planning on bringing Ayabe to next CM again but from what I understand her unique is pretty useless since you only started accelerating so you can't hit that target speed, right?
>>567207084unironically 3 fronts with speed eater
>>567207084End Oguri + Evil Nature + Evil Dober
Evil Doto is real...
Grooming Shakur into the perfect abusive partner so I can fix her
>>567207308i hear the culprit is the leader of an /uma/ club...
>>567205961This is how I think about it. It is incredibly simplified and not optimal but it usually gets the job done. I aim for 1 side having a useful inherit and the other side having good sparks/affinity. I only have 4 plats so take this with several grains of salt.
>>567207084There is no meta. Every uma is viable. Mile CMs are oshi CMs
>>567206730Brutally mogged into the shadow realm
>>567207084Any two between VBobo, SMaru, Falcon, Nishino and TaikiAny of Vodka, Oguri (late/end), Fantasy Pasa (end) and Taishin
post something cute
>>567207871>mcqueen when final corner track
>>567207959Redpill me on Fantasy Pasa, also. Sadly:>>567207264
>>567207084consider the following
>>567207784Wtf this is canon...
I'm queuing any buhibros here please do NOT queue
>>567208095Opera is not that busty
>>567208171Ok I won't
>>567207995I debated even putting her on there. I generally only buy that skill when there's nothing left. I'm not even sure of what it does, but it sometimes looks like it does something.
>Forced to pay a clock every raceAbsolutely zero way I should've lost to rivals that had zero usable skills but ok
>>567207084
>>567208087Pacechuds...
mejrio doto o
>>567208332>>567208087do i trust moon runes or moo moo?
Is that a Casio? Truly the working man's uma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE>official PV >butt shot during the umapyoi part of the songwhat did cygames mean by this
VODKA YOU BITCH YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY FUCKING RIVAL WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE NSM STOP MAKING ME WASTE MY CLOCKS AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE
boysex
>>567208332has this guy won more than 2 CMs yet?
>>567208332>no Falco>no Maya
>>5672080540.4 accel if she's in overtake mode between 4th-7th during the late corner. With daring strike and/or full of vigor, she will probably hit the requirements late enough into the last corner to benefit from the accelerationPlus she has innate furious feat
>>567208480Never canon
>>567208436>bubbly wagievery pragmatic. wife material.
>>567208531
>>567207456its weird how things slowly started changing the moment that webm got banned for the first time, tho even then its not like that specific webm was that noteworthy beisdes "haha cropped porn lol"
>>567208418>do I trust japs or a guy only known for stealing shit from japs and gooksdifficult question
Explain the appeal of Fraud Kingdom.
>>567208576Do you need both FV and DS? I can only borrow one
>>567208332I don't know how people watch this fag when he can't stop complaining how much he hates umamusume every chance he gets even though he makes money off them with half assed copy pasted guides
I wouldn't mind it too much if Gentildona roughed me up a bit, hahaha...
>>567208528Yeah he's the most winning CC atm. He's on a plat streak
>>567208418>do I trust a gook that takes 30 minutes to say something which should've taken a third of the time?Watch my sloptube video to find out
>>567208480
>>567208849No, it only makes it less consistent
Spe-chan love
I'm spam joining lobbies with a really bad Bourbon and Maru to make haku tards think Fronts suck
>>567208876
you should NEVER listen to any videogame advice given by koreans ever, they are known for being really good at only two games in specific (StarCraft, League of Legends) and awful at everything else. all the bullshit strategies like blocker fronts or Urara debuffers to block Taishin were invented by them and it has never worked.
>>567208261its a funny skill. it gives you a velocity boost based on how far ahead you are compared to the person who is furthest back. there was one cm where someone ran an ace mcqueen and used a deadweight urara to maximize it.
>>567204612>>567209010No one says this
>>567209048a muscular woman still has a vagina, retard kraut with mommy issues
>>567209206I said it.
>>567209120racismGOD...
>>567209120>tfw China will never play this game to create great units for us to copy
>>567208768>>567208898it has been proven time and time again that the japanese server was weak in terms of strategy but strong in effort. global has already surpassed the japs in meta and gameplay refinement. the koreans with their foresight are obviously the better server to take advice from but the issue is determining which server the sloptuber is sourcing their information.
>hover around 720k max for a while>suddenly 805k out of nowhere>still saying I'm gonna get demotedno...not like this
Which Uma would look the best doubling her weight? For me, it's either Taiki or Cafe
>>567209519>>>/vm/2468947Go there
Hot
>>567209650shut up jp tranny>currentgo away pedo
>>567209650Ew no
sexwith laurel
Seeing some crazy builds out there
>>567209427this "japan is the casual server bro" argument was only true during Unity because we had buffed NSM for free, now that we are in the same balance position they were back then we are doing the exact same thing they did, using Smaru, VBourbon, and XOguri every CM
>>567209804While you watch? Ok fine
Winning Ticket feet in my mouth
>>567209120but big nig blockers do work. they're in a weird spot right now because of stat disparities between unity and TB.the reason the koreans developed anti-taishin tech was because taishin was touted as an absolute monster of a unit by the japanese thus taishin was a popular target in the korean servers. the anti-meta players decided to brick sleeping lion with sacrificial urara and fight with gold ship which destroyed all of the taishins, resulting in taishin being seen as a bit of a joke with all her "potential" but disappointing results.
>>567209995MY KINGDOM FOR BRIDE GENTIL
Tickezo love
>>567209995>north flight and rabusu still so far awayn-no
where the pasta at
>>567209995Curren Bouquetd'or 100% because of the Oaks
I made pasta but I fucked it up so I was too embarrassed to post about it
>>567210150This fucking site has done unimaginable damage to this game and the meta. I'll try to see if I can get it ddosed and taken down. It shouldn't exist
>>567209995newmas are so goddamn ugly other than Red Desire, Daring Tact doesn't count since she's been trapped in NPC jail for almost half a decade
I deleted the pasta noodles to spite you
>>567210538 (the raped)
>>567210554Fucking wrong
why is pace down mode a thing ._.
>>567210672Does she not have any breast expansion lactation art?
>>567210894Maybe
>>567210832upvoted my fellow redditor
>>567210350i cooka da ravioli
>>567210574>pasta noodlesoxymoron
>>567206730Sex with Verxina
>>567211126giwtwm
>>567210970Are you sure? I never see any breast expansion stuff
>>567206730>kwabxina
umamusume is whores racing
>>567211106you are a VERY smart person
>>567211314he did it on purpose
You guys... ooooh you guysHow the fuck do you manage to get rainbows in Summer if you don't train and just race? How is it possible?>inb4 use the grillsTHEY DON'T ALWAYS APPEAR AND THEY DON'T FILL SO MUCH
>>567207308>chiyurobwhy did the filehash change on this again come on man
https://jiggie.fun/DSXBHJhttps://jiggie.fun/DSXBHJhttps://jiggie.fun/DSXBHJ
>>567211536skip g2/g3 until summer if the training is a good one
Rare Brick (835612678) has one spot for an anon who needs a comfy A+ club>25mil monthly>don't flatline and disappear>medium shoes>stickers in chatReply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/
>>567211536just get charming before debut????? duh
>>567211665>"skip races">i skip races>"AHAHAH THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T GET GOOD UMAS!"
>>56721174710mil and I request pink shoes, take it or leave it
>>567211747>comfy club>25mil monthly
>>567211536if junior year sucks (i.e. only 1 guy on every facility, no barbecue) glueif the first insp sucks glueif i don't have all niggas orange by summer i glueif i don't have speed anklets by summer i glueif the first summer sucks i glue
>>567211747what would your bitchass do if i request dirts?
I wanna eat Dober's pussy until she realizes and screams that men are the best
>>567211939that is just 1-2 run per dayno, mejiro E doesn't count as 1 run
>>567211839Skip races then make up those races after with more races
>hey you can't kick me bro I'm not breaking any rules
>>567212018but how am i supposed to help my club?
>>567211536use cards with high friendship and maybe use some pal card because those don't really care about rainbows just that they start dating which means you have to worry about 5 cards instead of 6>How the fuck do you manage to get rainbows in Summer if you don't train and just race? How is it possible?have you tried making the most out of junior year
>>567211536be lucky
>>567212232that's danchud's discord kitten from another game.
Not for the faint of heart
>>567209995Gimme Blast One Piece or Rulership.
>>567211536Kita is usually ok so I go out of my way to click NTR and my wit cards. As long as I get my speed cards to orange it's usually fine.
>>567211747sorry my B+ club is full
umawife
do i go tiara route or crown route for taishin cm14?
>>567212364>have you tried making the most out of junior yearYes, but then how am i supposed to meet 35+ races??? Like i already do 3 consecutive races, those between Late Oct and Late Nov
>>567212239FUCK dancho
>>567212664tiara if you value your sanity
>>567204830Still trying to get med S for my third ace since she's actually been winning without it. I should probably give up and move on.
>>567212664You'll have to go out of your way if you plan on winning kek sho and haruten, like 400 and 600 stam respectively at least.
>>567210127Cygames hates money so they'd never do this.
>>567212729FUCK marvelous sundaysexually
when is palmer getting a second alt
>>567212515
>>567212707Depends on the horse and the stats you're aiming as well as the parents and cards' RB, along with how the run plays outSure if you're running Oguri or some other turf/dirt hybrid then you can run 40 races.
>>567211536you need to determine when friendship build is worth more than a g2/g3. there are lots of factors:>how many supports are on the training?>which training facility is it on?>which supports need more clicks than others?>how is my shop and currency?>do i have charming? should i expect to get it? have i got lots of bbqs?>am i on top of my stat curve?>is there a rival on the race? is it strong?>am i coping with mile b? medium b?you can dive deeper into the logic if you really wanted.
>>567212707Then just run 34.
>>567213116
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now that the dust has settledpost your round 1 wrs
Triple crown or triple tiara on front parents?
>>567213217Fine 33, but that's as low as I'm going.
>>567213217Dumbass uma
>>567213282better than expected
>>567210196Tickezo sex!
niggas making CM14 aces when CM13 round 2 hasn't even started yet
Posting the ugliest umas, these are all ugly>Dream Journey>Stay Gold>Marvelous Sunday>Biko Pegasus>Biwa Hayahide>Ikuno Dictus>Zenno Rob Roy>Air Shakur>Inari One>Royce and royce
>>567213303Base it off the distance you're training them for, the run style can go either way.
>>567213536your mom
>>567213408You're either first or your last. Close Only Counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades.
>>567213536
>>567213536(You)
>>567213519but next cm is in 14 days (+3 days) bwo
>>567213519I'm making CM15 aces
More Umamusumes that received a portrait of famous heroes and a poem related to their career>2019>Marvelous SundayI confidently challenged myself to reach the top, only to be utterly defeated. I learned firsthand what it truly means to be first-class. But I also confirmed that it is not an unattainable realm. I will aim for those heights, with both respect for the strong and confidence in myself.>Mejiro McQueenI cannot relinquish this throne. I hear the voices of the people demanding my abdication, and the footsteps of a young hero vying for the throne, but within me, my pride still burns. I have firmly sworn in my heart that I will never betray their trust again in order to protect this throne, and this is proof of that: my figure soaring to the heavens.>Seeking The PearlLet's find the shimmer of pearls, a brilliance no one has ever seen, and adorn our hearts with it. Perhaps it's the tears of a mermaid sleeping at the bottom of the sea, or the drops of moonlight carried away by the tide. Those fragments of light will surely shine brightly in my heart.>VodkaYou always gazed into the distance, aiming for a place beyond anyone's reach, as if believing there was something that could only be found in that place. Did you find fulfillment or peace in the land you finally reached?(1/?)
>>567213536don't shay that...
>>567213485Why do I get matched with UGs so fucking often? I have like 50% winrate with 2 SS and 1 SS+ with Firm course menace, medium S and all the accels
>>567211536>muh summmerJust race lmaoIm not joking, this way you refresh the shop too and youll get more scrolls and cleats.
>>567213720Throne releases during CM15, so you’ll have to remake them
>>567213736I wanna hug the fluffy creature and tell it everything is gonna be alright
>>567207084Pick and choose at your discretion.
>>567213794Yeah but are they Derby Musume?
>>567213536>Mejiro Ryan conspicuously absentI see what you're doing, propagandist.
>>5672140231 run 2 KKK sho winner and Digitan
>>567214146Sorry bwo but only Derby Musume are known as the luckiest
kitaposters still owe me sex
Here's a novel idea: I will not borrow Creek for my pace. I refuse.
>>567214016Not having SMaru nor VBobo is such a self-nerf, what do I even do
>>567214349I'm not going to entertain your fantasy
>>567213536only Inari is wrong, but let me add a few more>Narita Top Road>Air Messiah >North Flight >all the ones presented in the 5th anniversary stream
>>567214483Does it have to be front runners?
>>567213282thanks for the reminder to grab my day 2 records
>>567214483where are all the xoggers ardens fujinsexy in tarus?
>>567209120Korea has done well in everything they competed in from fighting games to shooters>>567209403China plays and was one of the hardest servers because they got stuck in a time loop until recently. It's where Charles VF steals a lot of his shit
>>567213897I would rather blow my brains out than remaking for finals
>>567213536Not these two
>>567213925whoa...
>>567213721>DuramenteTo make one wish come true. How much sweat must be wiped away. How many tears must be shed. Much less two or three times. If you want make your dreams come trueBut you'll watch and understand. I, the supreme being who rules this world. I will dodge and deflect. All the rocks and stones you throw at meEven if I fall, I will not decay. I will leave my hope to future generations. And advance tirelessly into the future. For this is the fate of our bloodline. Our noble yet harsh way of life>Yamanin ZephyrThe surging air currents, like a storm, pierced the world like spears or became shields, firmly blocking the path. They were far too fierce to be called mere wind. Those caught in them had no choice but to be immediately scattered and toppled over.>Silence SuzukaTo run away is to challenge If you want to escape the clutches of monsters, run without thinking about what lies ahead or looking back If you want to gain freedom, overcome the fear of stalling and leap forward Question common sense, deny your own limits and begin your challenge to overturn the natural order>Hishi MiracleIt's not a miracle. Stubborn people will frown and say it's impossible. But while many fail to capitalize on their luck and disappear, you certainly did it. Now, your job is to silence them. Don't let them call the brilliance you've shown a miracle.(2/4)
>>567214572yes you will
>>56721328220/40, that's what I get for using Ryan for a day, dummy never knew how to move up with natural Pump and MPB/Red Shift so swapped her with an Oguri, made a world of difference. Ayabe sneaks in some wins, but Spe hitting MPB and/or Red Shift with her ult, that's just magical to watch. S rank Spe hurts, she's a witlet at 750 but I never could get a better Spe and this one still pulls out wins so I roll with it lmao
>>567214016cant wait for the xoguri cup
>>567214349sorry, she's busy
>>567214670Wow, real experimental lineup you got there.
did you know that in umamusume
>>567213846>just race lmaoAnd i'll end up having no 600 in one stat at end of the Classics you dummy
>>567214591Non fronts look like they shouldn't even bother
dancho... gomenasorry but I can't afford all of them
>>567214861>Symboli Kris SThe reason for coming here When the young man is asked why he is here, he tries to lash out at the person. The experienced master places a hand on his shoulder. The trembling that had been raging inside him subsides naturally. That's right, not with words, "I'll show them with results. The one and only reason you came here.">Mejiro RamonuPerfection. Time, place, and who the other person is—none of that matters. I complete every task I'm given perfectly, leaving a strong impression with each and every one of them. That's my name, Miss Perfect. A woman who never cuts corners in anything.>Soccer Boy/Dicta StrikerNow, kick it in! When he gets serious, no one can stop him. His sharp gaze instills fear in his opponents, leaving them trembling and frozen in place. He dribbles up the field, exploiting any gaps in their defense. And finally, he shakes the back of the net with a brilliant and spectacular smash.>Hokko TarumaeOn my journey, whenever I heard of a mineral vein, I would go there and dig it up. But what I'm truly proud of isn't the countless treasures I acquired, but the long journey itself. I didn't shy away from detours, I didn't give up on muddy paths, and even when my efforts ended in futility, I turned those experiences into strength.(3/4)
>>567215047this is why I set my trainer to female btwbut I thought sweet pea called you tsukaima not oniichan
>>567214801Not for finals, it’s projected to release on round 1 day 1
>>567215262Because you want to be a woman?
>>567215262so happy for your transition bro, or should I say, sis
>>567215261>Agnes TachyonBeyond the light, I'll show no mercy, I'll push you away, I'll leave you behind. Is that the end? Come at me, bark at me, show me your determination, try to catch up. If you can't, then fall back. Watch my back as I go beyond the light.(4/4)
>>567214671>xoggersThey're in there, I've seen bad ones running 5 heals, one won against me running U=ma2, but procced a well-timed Radiant Star to make up for it.>ardenYeah, I don't get that one.>fujinsexyI saw her...once. I actually saw more Palmas and Hishiamas than her, a fair amount of oshipicks.>>567215016The cancer will be glorious.
Good night friends!! I’m taking my parents out to a fancy steakhouse!
big brain time
>>567213282SURELY A finals at least this time...>t. ran the exact team and didn't even qualify for aries final
>>567215016
>>567215623can you also take me out to a steakhouse babbyposter
>>567215262ywnbaw
>>567215047HUH SWEEPY?! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY!!!! SWEEEPY LOVE!!!!!!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>567215130Daiwa Scarlet and Seiun Sky for anywhere, Ines Fujin for Tokyo CMs, Bakushin for sprint and mile, Kitasan for medium and long, Falco and Maruzensky for dirt.
>>567215627Stop making end closer Maya
If Throne is releasing on day 1 round 1 of CM15, how are we supposed to prepare for it?
I need to eat uma pussy
>>567215438>>567215479>>567215785blud thinks playing female characters in video games makes you trans
>>567214671>>567215609Ardan is good on paper, but pacers are just not reliable with only RedShift, except XOguri.
In OCS right now so I don’t have access to my computer, and the grind in this game is atrocious with just a phone.
>>567213536>Biwa Hayahide
>>567215903I play as a female when they are hot, which is usually the case, not just because a character calls me "onee-chan"
I got spooked by XOguri, how do I start claiming my plats?
>>567215903mandem is larping as a woman in a game designed for men
My brain tells me to stick to Lates/Ends but my dick is telling me play Fronts for Palmer. Is this how they get you? Spook you with a random Uma you might not have cared for only to play their career mode and realize "oh fuck I love her"
>>567216062I don't know man, I used XOg in Aries and still lost
>there are br*tish “people” in this very thread
>>567215870no one says this
>>567216180>larping in a game
>>567215623cheers bwo, may you all enjoy it
>>567215623we need pictures of the steaks
I'M GOING IN>buhisFUCK
>>567213536More ugly umas>Mejiro Ryan>Every member of Gold family>Air Groove>Every brown Uma>Hishi Akebono>Yeppers>Seiun Sky>Oguri Cap
>when you proc nimble nav but you're still so brocked it does nothing
No Hayahide bullying allowed.
Bananahide
>>567213536>all 3 shortstacks listedyou're gay
>>567216583Don't be shayin' that, golly...
>>567216673>>567215994Wife
>>567216673Dang she's still ugly even without glasses, but much less so. Glasses on women are so fucking awful
>Still in Love was actually in love with Aruvu not her trainer
>>567215903>Rolling a female in a game with content that's locked to a specific PC genderNot trans>Making a female character that appears on screen because you prefer to look at her over a male characterNot trans>Setting a VN self-insert that does not appear on screen and changes nothing other than pronouns to femaleTrans>>567216583Nigga you gay.
>>567216746Gomen. You're too plain.
NSM, or Neck in Neck with triple Pace?
>>567216920neck and neck is shit
>>567216583What's wrong with Seiun and Oguri? You hate the white hair?
>>567216836"onee-sama" isn't a pronounit's just a noun
>>567216994Highkey the only way to fight against triple fronts for mile, well that and nsm
>>567217091No cap?
>>567217037>SeiunToo boyish>OguriCannot disassociate her looks from how cancerous she is in cms
Today is the PUREAAAKUUUUNEEESSSU
>>567217181actually nvm one of them (paces) can still hit blossom, since it's 3rd or 4thnow if there are 4 fronts...
is today the last day to join a club?
>>567217451Yep, I'm waiting till tomorrow to kick the flatliners from my club.
>>56721745114 days before tally
>>567215627Taaaaaaaaaaaake offu!
>>567217542
>>567217451Join Autis/uma/
I'm that case:Flatliner here! I was gone for a month but i wanna return soonish. Probably end of the month. But for now I'm still officially flatlining. If there's any clubs with a spot open, would you let me leech this month? Any club is fine, even B rank.648218932976
>>567215873I believe it matters more for the sprint
>>567217451join umatism
>>567217891DEFINITELY join Autis/uma/
>>567217387almond is not cuteher eyes are not pretty
Roomers?
>>567217895It definitely matters for bothWhat will have to be the case is grinding totally cracked parents for two weeks so you don’t have to rely on a limited number of borrows to make your aces
I blame Helios and Jordan for getting these recommendations now...
autis/uma/ vs umatism turf war to end the feud when
So I need to breed a nishino parent for CM14, right?
>>567218314nyo Pace sucks
>>567218260Our danchous will be betrothed as a show of peace
>>567218314No, you can just borrow mine :^)
>>567218242
stop posting that fetish shit
is mile maven actually even good
>>567213536And yet, your soul is uglier
Post hooves
>>567218681nyes
>>567218749>Coreanlost my boner
>>567218748Just because I hate midgets and glasses?
>>567218864You hate all that is good in the world...
>>567218242That's fucking disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akd10J5mue8
who's winning?
I kinda wanna go to sleep but if I sleep now people will call me a shitter for avoiding whale hours
>>567215627>Yeppers wit on someone with innate NSMSmartest Maya trainer
Is it worth it to do +3 races in a row and risk the -10 for every stat of the "Too many races" event?
>>5672190313 yes4 nyo
>>567219031if it's a parent run then do 5 G1s in a row then summer rest
>>567219025that's wedding mayawit and speed gains wouldn't be so high otherwise
>>567219031You can't get -10 from 3 races, retard and yes it's worth taking the -10 risk if you have no good trainings or if you can race a G1
>>5672190314 if you have at least +3 mood and skin debuff cures and you really need the coins
>>567213282I should just change my gamplan to "run taiki if her unique sorta works" and "only do 5 attempts before sending it"
>>567218681It is if it didn't have the>&phase_random==0condition. It has the accumulate 5 seconds of race time condition, but phase random is part of the whole set. It can make it so it can choose a random time at, like, 2 seconds, so even though you're in the top 5, it can still lock itself out of being used. So what seems like failing a witcheck can also be the ability fucks with itself to decide not to proc sometimes. A future update does get rid of that iirc.
>>567213485>>567214953>Multiple people running special week>Multiple people with decent resultsWhy'd no one say anything? Surely people don't REALLY hate Spe, right??
Time to sandbag
>>567209995I've been seeing clips of Rulership in the homescreen so I'm going with that.
>>567219341I said that I love Spe-cute repeatedly and I will continue to say it because I love Spe-chan.
>>567219341Special Week is literally always good
Posting the prettiest umas. These umas are all pretty.>Tazuna Hayakawa, Mei Satake, Yayoi Akikawa, Maruzensky, Mr. C.B., Katsuragi Ace, Symboli Rudolf, Gold City, Inari One, Tamamo Cross, >Sakura Chiyono O, Oguri Cap, Yaeno Muteki, Bamboo Memory, Super Creek, Mejiro Palmer, Mejiro McQueen, Ines Fujin, Daitaku Helios, Daiichi Ruby, >Ikuno Dictus, Twin Turbo, Nice Nature, Tokai Teio, Yamanin Zephyr, Rice Shower, Sakura Bakushin O, Mihono Bourbon, Matikanetannhauser, Biwa Hayahide, >Yukino Bijin, Royce and Royce, North Flight, Narita Taishin, Hishi Amazon, Narita Brian, Sakura Laurel, Hishi Akebono, Mayano Top Gun, Fuji Kiseki, >Marvelous Sunday, Bubble Gum Fellow, Shinko Windy, Taiki Shuttle, Mejiro Bright, El Condor Pasa, Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, Seiun Sky, King Halo, Admire Vega, >TM Opera O, Meisho Doto, Tap Dance City, Agnes Digital, Manhattan Cafe, Agnes Tachyon, Dantsu Flame, Believe, Calstone Light O, Jungle Pocket, Symboli Kris S, >Fine Motion, Hishi Miracle, Tanino Gimlet, Durandal, No Reason, Zenno Rob Roy, Admire Groove, Still in Love, Neo Universe, Sweep Tosho, Cesario, Rhein Kraft, >Fusaichi Pandora, Kawakami Princess, Aston Machan, Furioso, Daiwa Scarlet, Smart Falcon, Espoir City, Tosen Jordan, Transcend, Wonder Acute, Buena Vista, >Red Desire, Eishin Flash, Curren Chan, Victoire Pisa, Win Variation, Gentildonna, Verxina, Gold Ship, Hokko Tarumae, Copano Rickey, Sounds of Earth, >Kitasan Black, Satono Crown, Cheval Grand ,Duramente, Satono Diamond, Vivlos ,Kiseki, Almond Eye, Blast Onepiece, Lucky Lilac, Gran Alegria, Marche Lorraine, >Chrono Genesis, Curren Bouquetd'or, Daring Tact, Forever Young, Haiseiko, Speed Symboli, Godolphin Barb, Light Hello, Little Cocon, Bitter Glasse, Happy Meek
>>567219356Doing god's work, thank you
>>567219478Samson Big... forgotten...
>>567219356>https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=nO0ft_n6OXCeNW4mxITlUauW
wheres our sweepy cm14 roommaker
this game is evil sometimes.
>>567218864>says the midget with glassesI'm sorry the umas made you feel insecure about yourself
>>567219669It may seem like i just shitposted every uma in the game but I removed 10 or so from the list i don't like.
>>567219754living his best life
not a feetfag or someone into giantess jut this is hot
Hi
why the FUCK are faggots making cm17 rooms alreadythats decisively in gl territory
>>567213536Sign it. You can fix this.
>>567219682Way to make them feel even worse about themselves.
>>567219997Maybe if she gets laser eye surgery
>>567219968Am a footfagAm into giantessThis is pretty mid
I'm able to get consistent SS on my parent runs now
> Be an Uma, the third of five sisters, you're the result of a trainer and a race Uma marrying.> Life is good, you live right outside a disused race track, your parents bought it after Mom retired, you get to play, run, and generally get a headstart over your peers, toddling across it is one of your earliest memories.> The youngest of you is a human, an exceptionally talented runner for a human, but a human nonetheless.> You all pick on her a lot growing up, but it's all in good fun, she doesn't mind.> She does all the little things to help you and your other sisters while you train, passes you water, towels, electrolyte chews, and in turn you cheer her on in her own races, she stacks trophies on trophies, she'll be one of the greats when her time comes.> But despite that, your baby sister is no Uma, and it never leaves her alone, you never notice it because Mom's a good liar, and your sister after her in more ways than anyone knows.> It starts when Dad dies, and Mom picks up the slack, that's when the winning kicked off, all you did was cheer her on.> You never notice the ice buckets hidden in the basement, the sleepless nights spent running the track when the rest of you are sleeping, the dark circles your sister hid with heavier and heavier eyeshadow ("Keeps the sun out of my eyes", "I wanted to try a new look" she'd said when you asked once)> You and your sisters go to a different school than the youngest, it's only proper after all, Umas as talented as you are need every advantage you can get, that's what Mom said.> How convenient it is that it keeps you away from your little sis, being the youngest in a family of Umamusume left her open to horrendous bullying, no matter how many trophies she won in track, sprinting, and every other sport she got her hands on, she's a human, and that's what she'll always be.> She turns it into fuel, and she starts winning even harder, competing like a woman possessed.1/?
I hate frontNIGGERs so much it's unrealIf you main VBourbon, I HATe (You)
>>567220474The parent run in question
...
>>567219981For the epic lulzIt's just hoguri-and-rickeyslop with the occasional digitan, no need to test anything
>>567219968This is only hot because it's Maruzensky, if it was any other uma I would find it gross and weird
>>567220762
>>567220767I am NYOT grinding 7 greens for anal fuku
preakness stream, doko?
>>567220106Sexiest generic outfit in game
>>567220821Thx Cafe
>naturally learn fast learner>no medium S
what did she mean by this
>>567220832I'm watching it through the gamba site personally
MAYAREADY FOR TAKE OFF(CLOTHES)
>Crystal Cafe
how do I not kms
>>567220989the chinese streamer isnt streaming it...
>>567221140he doesnt stream burger races
>>567221105Find a purpose
>>567219756Don't be mad at her, she's an old lady... It's a miracle she can still run at all.
>>567213421is that Ruby's tore?
>>567221282Unspeakably shit taste
>>567221105
>>567221282ranking based on what?
>>567221282
umamidsume so ahh
>>567221105think of a future umamusume you want
sovl
>>567220562>uma giving birth to a human daughteranon? unless this is mpreg fanfic and the dad gave birth
>>567221458
>>567221282>Falco in S>Curren in CAnd all's right with the world
>>567221191dammit. got the streamers name? unless its not on the gamba website im thinking
>>567200589 (me)Had no idea Maya was so head over heels for Torena san
>>567221687not the one you're thinking of
>>567221663Vivlos would never have tits that huge
>>567221415>drinking strong zero at the umamusume function
>>567221748You thought "child bride" was a meme...?
>>567221763naruhodo
>>567221748She's perfect
>>567221806It is 196 you swine. Strong Zero is a million times better.
Why is the thread so boring rn
>>567221972
>>567221748yeah she's into you from the first scene
>>567220832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLv_K1NxuVQ
>>567221972I didn't even know they rebranded it for burger land
Somehow guts decks make MANT even more annoying. I think I'll just go for 1200/601/1200/601/1200 and call it a day
>>567221962pedo
>>567222134Stop being so lazy, Kyappu. Hills are about having guts.
>>567222052All the normal people are hanging out with their friends and family
>>567221972Mejiro McQueen posts on UM4chan
>>567221748she's great
Mejiro dakedo?
Victoria Mile soon
>>567221748have you never
>>567222108it has less alcohol content too
>>567222386Ai Sanson will win
I know she's far away from releasing, but will you pull for Mejiro Ramonu?
As danchou how do I justify kicking a member that's technically following the rules but doing the bare minimum, without changing any rules or expectations?
sorry danchud i will be experimenting with MANT curren for the next 5 daysexpect my fan gains to be cut by half
>>567222386Easy win for Nishino I Love You
>>567222397>lip gloss(toungue) kissing demon
>>567222553Just kick him bwo he's been slacking for months and he never talks
>>567222553kick him and then post a surprised mcqueen emote in chat pretending he quit
>>567222518>here's that young and supple 16-year-old i was telling you about
>>567221748She just wants to go on a date with you because she wants to be more mature
>>567221282>Grass Wonder in DWhy is she being spited by her homeland...
>>567222518no actually, i'll ticket her on 3rd anni
>>567222664Turning Grass into a dirty american slut!
>>567222663she goes on multiple dates with you in her career and she is still not satisfied
>>567222518I'm a frontfag, but she's making me cheat such a naughty Mejiro
>>567222553grow some balls
>>567222518Netflix teenagers be like
>>567222553Kick him tomorrow so leeches don't get gibs
>>567222853>400 pulls on smaru+fmkek
>>567222553... mambvdanchvd??
>>567222553it's your club you bitch
>>567222664
>>567223016it was pretty obvious lol
>>567222553why are danchous so evil? absolute power corrupts absolutely?
>>567222958
>>567222958I don't think you can post that uma&co bwo
>>567222958Oh my fucking LORD
>>567222553if he's following the rules why do you give a shit?
neicha stonks are dropping....
First art were Akebono actually looks hot I've ever seen
Thoughts?
>>567223004you'd better believe it
>>567223341SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Can you guys pretend I said something horrible and give me a bunch of (You)s and reaction images? Here is an attached teio pic.
>>567223198man the yen is FUCKED
>>567222553oh no no Keb was right >>567215961
>>567222853>frontfag>no NY Kitasan>no Valentine Ines Fujin>no wit Bourbon
being a danchou sounds like a hard job if you need to basically kill a guy's monthly income
>>567212087>that's just 50 mins per dayNot everyone here is a sweepyfag you know
>>567223547He didn't say that
>>567222663>t. never hid in the classroom with maya
>>567223341Cafe's vaginal area looks anatomically inaccurate. Also she needs garter belts too
oh my god Machico is gonna be at AX this year
I don't think you should kick a guy that is following the rules you set for the clubYou come out as a power tripping bitch if you do
making mayacchi into a real woman>>567223685it's slop
>>567211747>Rare Brick is still recruiting
>>567223487Can't afford VFujinCan't afford NY Kitasan (this one hurts the most, her forma blanco is very good)Can't afford wit BourbonOf course, if I didn't pull CB and Hokko Tarumae and pulled Wit Bourbon instead of Ramonu, it'd be different. And in fact I'm very tempted to switch from Hokko to NY Kitasan. But anons said not getting Ramonu would be bricking, so I'm loathe to do so.
I think she'd be a good mother.
Danchou here I am the law
>>567223858The biggest problem are the 200 pulls for Seiun and 400 pulls for Maru
my danchud doesn't kick anyone despite the fact that 1/3rd of the club is slacking. he is too weak to lead and i plan to organize a mutiny at the end of the month.
>>567222853You dont have seiun Sky?
>>567222518sexmonu is two weeks before mcqueen wit so I'll have to ticket her
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>567222386Nishino love
3 daysss
>>567223924Get the approval of her father first.
>>567224061Suzu...
>>567224064Shan't be pulling
Toppo gunnu
>>567223952>200 pulls for Seiunno, there aren't any pulls, I just have the banner in my schedule because Brian is oshi pick and I want her earlier than January 2027. I have Seiun already.>400 rolls on SMaru = badexplain?
>>567223624Mayano rapist...
>>567224064>Ulala bride never ever>got c*rren hoe insteadi'm cleating this welfare out of spite
Gold City butt pressed against my butt (so that we can poop back and forth, forever)
>>567224064I don't even need to pull for wedding Curren, I know she'll come to me unannounced just like the OG did.
>>567223924she should nurse on MY COCK haha lol
every day I wake up and hover over this buttonone of these days I'll pull the trigger
>>567221282Nishino bros? We're forgotten...
>>567223624i love pushy girls that drop their spaghetti the second they get what they want!
>>567224285
Sex Desire
>>567224061GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG
>>567224380faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot
>>567224380Why?
>>567224380Delete Mambo please
>>567224231she doesn't have a second alt so there's still a chance
>>567224440Stop that please...
>known him for a month already
>>567224380do it pussy
>>567210150>Late/End/EndDon't they just get in each others way?
>>567224216Dumping 400 rolls for a card that barely improves between 1LB and MLB and another one that will only be useful for 4 months is not a good ideaEspecially since you are a frontfag and plan to pull Ramonu too, I don't see the Ancestors banner in your pull plan so you won't be able to borrow Bourbon eitherMight as well skip Ramonu in that case because she is just a slightly stronger FM with mile and medium skills and you will never use her again after GM because in l'Arc you only use one wit card
>>567224231Don't do that. Even if the card sucks big time at least it is nice to look at.
>>567224834ulala wouldn't do this
>>567224834this is good because it seems like Urara is really enjoying herself
>>567224834
>>567224708
How will the "I HATE CURREN" rice poster cope with that event
>>567224834ulala would do this
>>567223091I don't think their hearts are evil. But the situations they find themselves in force them to commit evil acts.
shut the fuck up curren pedo scum
>>567224834Ulala would't d
ablahblublublublah blublu bleh
>>567224951buebuebuebuebuebue
>>567225090says the laisu d1 diddy ahh
>>567224834IRL Urara died a virgin, this is lore-inaccurate and I can't masturbate to this
Ulala looks like she's easy to rape and will get addicted to it instantly, she'll say it's weird at first but will ask for it every day afterwards
Urara hours?
Good evening. Only 30 minutes remaining, good luck.
remember that even the scrawniest of umas like Urara are still 10x as strong as you she may get addicted to rape, but not in the way you think
>>567224791you make some interesting points. What would you do, instead? /uma/ has said not pulling for Agnes/Ramonu was retarded, and my deck is only so-so, pic related
>>567225197Mmbo...
Even joking about being sexually attracted to adolescents is disturbing anons
>>567225537at least we're not like that biko anon
>>567225326Urara would be the one doing the raping. She'd do it once and then realize it feels good, and then after that she'll rape torena whenever she gets the urge, which is very often.
I would jokingly creampie Jordan
>>567225537>suddenly
>Buy carrots>Decide not to use them right away>Nishino Flower charming event
All of you talk about fucking umas so much but if you had one in front of you you could barely string a sentence together and would piss yourselves when asking her to suck your cock
>>567225537the only uma I wouldn't fuck is Smart Falcon because she's a retarded ugly bitch
>>567223379
>>567225720ew, you'd fuck ryan? falco is dumb and an orb but she's still better than ryan
>>567225719Trvke...
>>567225537I would never joke about that
>>567225720Jealousy over Falco's spherical superiority, many such cases
making a room while I get snackiescm14662485526624855266248552
>>567225537>joking about being attracted to pubescent women is disturbingFAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED FAGGOT DETECTED
>>567225825>>567225876Ryan just needs a haircut there's ZERO hope for Shart Falcon m'fraid
>>567223379TEIO!
>>567225430Is this sheep soft?
>>567225582>he wouldnt a biko with THIS playing in the backgroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_YZYbd6iUgIs your heart devoid of romance anon?
why does Chiyo lack the sakura eyes
>>567225720
>>567225537>adolescentsExcuse me?
>>567223379teiobwos... ovr repvtation...
>>567225985I only like older guys
>>567225537SHE WAS SUDDENLY 17 YEARS AND 11 MONTHS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!
>>567225970Very
>>567225918>Ryan just needs a haircutWhat, to bald?
>>567225449I would either only pull 200 on Maru/FM banner then pull Ramonu and Bourbon or skip Ramonu and pull BourbonAnd hope to get lucky with Brian/Tarumae pull to get NY Kitasan at least
>>567225930Reason #1 for her painted nails: So you cum harder during handjobs
https://x.com/santaanitapark/status/2055000252810162210 heh
the sweat
>>567225537Not my fault these mares go around showing that much skin...
meishodotodesu
Doto cute
fishe
>>567225537That doesn't even make sense.
>>567226121would be an improvement kek
>>567226024This woman scares me
>>567225537You will learn to like them
>>567226237
>>567226158>Daiwa made it in the preakness advertsheh
>>567226329HOLY SEXO
>>567226160Kitasan's tits should be WAY bigger
>>567225719>piss yourselvesStallion uma would understand
>>567226329
>>567226329I need to lick it
ate one whole can of pringles in one sitting award
I'd let Daiwa piss on my leg to be honest.
Twitter lesbos DON'T LOOK
>>567226623giwtwm
>>567226647pama fucking pama sex
>>567226623that's not a lot
>>567226524uh, teiobro? Why have you already clicked the hyperlink to "sniff her urine"?
>>567226623Fat fuck
>>567226623Isn't that normal...?
>>567226623the listed serving size is literally "one sleeve."
>>567225537I wholeheartedly agree truly deplorable behaviort. Shichitore
>Fail a 39%>Surely it won't fail twice in a row>Immediately fail the next 39%
Calstone has a reminder for you.
>>567226708>>567226774thats at least 800 calories... its like one normal meal...
>bro joking about raping a fictional character that is not real is bad because hhhhmmmhmhmmhmhmh I can't differentiate fiction from reality so neither do youwhere's the uma rape tierlist
>>567226825
>>567226647>worried about how her valentines choco to (you) will affect your relationship with eachother because she doesnt want to ruin it>so she talks to the one person she knows she can trust about it! (also you)super cute dorkher last bond story is really cute, really made her swoon in that one.
>>567225881pull up gang
>>567225537I think Nishino is one of the prettiest and cutest umamusume but not in a UUUOOOOOH wayHow's that for you?
>>567226623as long as you don't do it often
>>567226930the what?
I can't eat bags of chips like I used to anymore since it just leaves my mouth feeling fucked up
Why does adding a velocity skill increase the meridian finish time on Umalator?
>>567226930
>>567226336>unlike other umas, Nishino spent the beginning of her puberty with her trainerimagine...
>>567225449>>567226126Also if you are a real frontchad you could skip Tachyon because fronts use Kitasan/Maru
>>567226825Ticket sex, raw and rough to make her cry a lot!
TEN (10) minutes until the training-wheels fall off and the piggies come to feast.
>>567227270
>>567226623pringles are nasty
I feel like such a filthy fucking Jeet asking Grok to write uma smut but damn he's good at it
>>567225537Tracen is a succubus academy
>>567226126Not having a second good speed card (NTR/Fuku) has hurt, and so has not having Finemo. But you make a decent point, SMaru's biggest bump from 1lb to MLB is 10 speprio and 4 friendship training. So maybe it's better to just dump 200 instead. She'll be a roamer with 25 specialty priority, but it's not like 35 is a massive change either. I've more or less given up on pulling Brian next month. Her Daily Legends Races start in November, so while the wait sucks, it's doable. especially since I might well have to go to pity, getting 3 more Seiun Sky spooks would not make me happy. >fronts use Kitasan/Marudoesn't everyone use Tachyon in GL because of the skill points, or something?
>>567227149Well, my golshi doesn't activate her ult that often because cm is low on front runners and she has tons of velocity so she just runs past the 1-2 late surgers and then is like 3rd at half-way point. One time she was 1st at half-way point. Should I buy Angling & Scheming for golshi???
>>567227141this but with umas
>>567225881tystill not sure who to bring, mayachii seems to activate her stuff at least if I'm pace stacking
I just ate 2 buldak ramen bowls and one pack of indomi
>>567226825Ok I failed a third one just now. These odds are rigged RIGGED!
tachyon more like plapyon
I will queue on reset
5 MINUTESSHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
about to get humbled
>>567227865
>>567227865I'm waiting for someone
2front 1end, 2front debuffer, or 2end debuffer?
>>567227509here's a jordanwhore to console you
>>567227501Amane...
>>5672280433 fronts or die trying
>>567227863SILLY
>>567228061I want to breed with Jordan and have kids that are completely average
>>567227501my chud monkey wife...
1 minute
>>567227509
INCOMING 1.5K CARATS
1 minute anon~You're queueing on reset, right? Your 80% WR says you can take them right away, so you're not scared at all, right anoncchi? You are not a coward who will wait until SEA hours to queue, riiiiight...?
>>567227509where the pics
Alright I'm going in now.
>>567228120>he never said it was a jokeit's over...
>>567228286NO CLOCKSNO AUTOPLAYFOR YOUR GAMEI WILL NOT PAY
>>567228252
I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT WTF
>>567227501I'll make an uma one, which tool do you use for this? all of /uma/ can make fun of shit taste then
DO NOT QUEUE.I REPEAT: DO NOT QUEUE.IT SMELLS LIKE BACON.
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
YOOOOOOOOOSH IKKUYOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567228329NOOOOOOOOOOOO SILLY SYMBOLI DONT DO IT
AAAAACCCCCKKKKKK
>>567228348
umadacchi spotted
>>567228490I still have no idea how your team is jobbing
>>567228403Your clocks, hand them over
>>567228490>Furawa in 9th:'(
>SS+, Ug1, Ug3DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT QUEUE
NICE METAGAME RETARDS
>>567228587
>users start having Chinese letters in their namespanic.jpg
>a ug5 cheerleader natureit still lost but i would wait for seal-clubbing hours if you're a shitter.
>>567228587I need them...
>training Taishin>do a Wit training up to max energy>say aloud "watch, it's going to give me the food event--">before i can finish the sentence, it literally fucking gives me the food event
Coming up on our next victimTotal discordnigger death
it's seal clubbing hours
>>567228765You're the seal anon
>>567228792are you going to kill yourselves?
>>567228765post it
>Lost the first raceIt's over
No assassinations today
>>567228834those are debuffers...
the 4th ticket of agony and despair (round 1)was on 23/35 before this
>>567228886We don't do what you think we do
go ahead, degrade me
Dominator so good I get why debuffs got banned
QUEUE NOW
NIGGA BROUGHT MURMUR?????? (I DIED)
>95% frontez end closer win
so what's the stat gain diff between doing classic crown or tiara?
>>567206549Yes. They needed to make the poverty versions of scenario supports SR for gold crystals to matter.
>>567229000keb.jpg
>>567228834it's me, i'm the seal
>>567229061about tree fiddy
Good enough!
>>567228834>>567229031not shown: group B
>>567229096>total discordnigger death>keb.jpgyeah and he's dead.
Dober gaming
SUDDENLY DOMINATORS EVERYWHERE AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>567228792>Mambo on Mambo violence
I'm already inbitch
>>567229060my winrate is going to drop from 85% to 50% if those are my lobbies
>destroyed a triumphant pulse oguriDEIO SDEBBU-DA :---DDD
post them
wallah
>second round starts>immediately every single enemy player has double dominatorthis game is such full of faggots it's unreal
Wishing everyone bringing dominators a very sincere kill yourself
>>567229304>>567229254
>>567229304No one cares V
double dominator is soulless. personally, i bring one dominator and one evil nature.
>>567229454we now have the technology for a dominator evil nature
pace diwa to A final
Why do I keep losing to Late Gamblers without Medium S and worse stats?
>>567229294SINGLE SUDEBBU DA
ok I'm making ice than I'm going in, maybe I'll get one (1) win. I don't want to fail out of Taurus..........
will i qualify on my first ticket?
Five goddamn dominators in one match-both Ayabe and Digital gassed out and lost to goldship by a goddamn nose
sugoi sugoi
>>567229582I hope not frontnigger
>Barely losing the race>BofA activates with 100m leftI'm never bringing this skill ever again
>first tryit's that shrimple
>>567228120actually which uma would react the worst to someone hitting on their trainer in front of them?
>faced a guy in 2 different matches>the newspaper records were both the same >either newspaper records are live updates or teams actually get snapshot and it's not live matchmaking
>>567229671bwo... its literally just 1 front...daisca is a pacer
>>5672295827 and you do GANBATTE
>>567229061I think it's a single 2x15 or mile skill hint epithet. In other words nothing.
>>567229536IT KEEPS HABBENING :-DDDFinals A confirmed, TEIO LOVE
I hope you all lose!
>>5672284721-2-0Good enoigh
>>567229747then I hope you get a difficult win
>>567229674The next match it is 100m out the gate. Why...
jobbers hours gogogogo
>>567228490SIKE that was aries i got in this time!
>>567229971based frontchad, let's eat up all the dishonest latenigger red shift slots together!
>>567230000nice
I kneel historyfag
STOP BRINGING FRONTS
>>567230150u first
>>567230150you firstI'm only bringing one to bring stability to the lobby
>>567230170>>567230170
its over
Kino podium
>>567226825>>567227689Bruh, that's 78%. 107% if we count the third, which is guaranteed. What the fuck are you doing?
>>567230105UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS TEIOVER
>>567230150hmm... nyo
>>567230323They were great trainings. Always gamble.
>>567227501That is the ugliest cast of female, or maybe trans, characters I've ever seen.
>>567229061It's not that much, not enough for the extra stam you need for the Kikuka sho and tenno spring, unless you're getting the stam anyway
>2 wins>2 winsI'm washed
>>567220976she laid the first egg
>>567227501Toki my beloved
