Previous: >>567204053>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
With the audience gender ratio being like this (good chunk of players with the gender set as female are male too), why does Cygames insist on making every uma homosexual?
>>567230170That was me just now!
IF YOU PLAYED MIHONO BOURBON (forma chocolate) YOU DIDN'T WINYOU DIDN'T WINYOU DIDN'T WIN
Late/Endfags can't win if you have 6 frontsbelieve in your other opponent
>0/5>0/5>0/5I've seen enough, go on without me
>sloptubers: ummmmmm this is le backline focused CM da :))) ummm build le midgames to redshit gwooo!!! uuhhh doesn't matter that redshit is 5th place and below uuhh backliners can hit it too zlo!!! JUST build tons of midrace!!! like uhhh straights... corners... uuhh straights uuhh corners uuhh yea these are the skills you usually get for the past 12 CMs but TRUST ME HRO this time it will be DIFFERENT!!! :)))) ummmmmmm uuuhhhhhh what do mean just run frontliners to hit <5 instead uhhh ummm OH le long final splurt kwochacho! yea uhhh backliners can le catch upjro! oh uh fronts naaah don't worry about le fronts uwo just run backliners :)))) le oshi cm qlo just run the backliner you like :))) yea fronts are le dead this cm uuuhhh BACKLINER GWOIJE!!!!!!!!>lobbies:
>>567230331just kill her
Literally 1 career + recycled debuffers, and there's a decent chance that I'll win the finals too. Now that's massive value
UAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH PREAKNESS
>>567230170
VILLAIN SLAIN
Digital got second too many times so she gets cowkini’d
>>567230561but the villain won?
>you wonYou didn't win.>you lostSoul
>>567230561>:I
WHY ARE THERE 6 FRONTS IN EVERY LOBBY WHAT THE FUCK
mmm not looking good
I love you, Nice Nature
>>567221282>>567224404what the fuck is their problem
how's that dober parent working out
why didn't /uma/ tell me to pull for choco bourbon? holidays oguri fucking SUCKS.
Digitan LOVE
>>567230721yeah that is fucking gay, but what can you expect of normalfags
Lots of SS+ and UG better to queue again in like 8 hours
See ya on the finals nerds
>queueing on reset
>>567230646This but unironically>>567230675Holy soulful
>>567230847>why didn't /uma/ tell me to pull for choco bourbon?this never happened
bnwGODtickezo won
ITS FUCKING OVER 05050505
It's safe to queue bwos
>>567230847The only thing Choco Bourbon is good at is blocking honest fronts. I rarely see her win but she steals uniques from everyone.
>>567230721NEVER EVER CALL THEM REDDIT UMAS EVER AGAIN
Going back to sleep now before work. Hopefully will be in A finals tomorrow
help
i will never win a platinum title and that's fine
>>567231020Damn son...
>>567230721They're now officially recognized as brown repellent umas
You've already advanced to Group A finals, correct?
>>567231014yummy tummy
30 minutes till Preakness Stakes startshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxc6_K1LqCU
I really need to improve this thing before finals otherwise I'm cooked
>>567231020>>567231108i losted
First Ticket, I'm in.
DONT QUEUE
Perish
>>567231304>triple fr*ntDeserved
>>567231269whom are we rooting for? taj mahal?
>>567231020Just win
>>567230150Nyo.>>567230452My shitty Agnes Digital that I thought would just be a warm body was actually my #2 in round 1. If you want to run backliners just be less bad and stop queueing during whale hours.
>>567231356i hate those e guys too
>>567231356Why do niggas still use @vf when he isn't even playing the game anymore
>>567231304Sorry, I was rooting for Flash sorry.
>>5672311792-32-32-32-3
Natty...
>>567231440It's like a tramp stamp
Would Gentil really say this?
>>567231273the answer is always more midrace and more top speed.laterace velocity skills don't mean shit compared to just going faster. If you can't bring cards for more midrace, find a better legacy with more midrace. these 2 combo really well together if you can get them, giving a steady stream of velocity from 50%. Operation cacao is a great velocity skill that also hits the precondition for kiss for courage by technically being a heal.
>>567231503heh that's a good one
>>567231371We're watching for Great White's redemption after his Chud-out at the DAHHHHBY
>matched up against an /uma/ anonYOOOOOOOSHI IKUYOOOOOOOOO
STOP BRINGING FRONTS I WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE
>>567231505>Grooms her Torena by making him train and get shreddedYou tell me
>>567231574I do really want to see him race given how gargantuan he is.
I THOUGHT NEICHA BULLSHIT WAS OVER PLEASE GOD STOP
>>567231356im sorry bro i didn't read your post and this faggot ran over the entire lobby
>>567231615We got fucked by an Oguri Cap as in Peak
>>567231725Grinch would have been a better file name.
>>567231750>no ringerm...
>>567231725did you do the speed up yourself or was that the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxc6_K1LqCU>>567231615
>>567231714my evil nature has eaten many souls this CM.
>>567231818these niggas who put on XXX's biggest fan but do not run XXX should be stoned inshaumallah
>>567231854I sped it up with ffmpeg
>>567231818>>567231873>Scarlet biggest fan>no ScarletEXPLAIN
I love Tama's secret tech that if you max wit with her as an end closer she moves to the front and stays there
Two more fucking months
>2nd into late-racewell played, fellow bobobrohowever, I have Med S + Gold Firm
ENDGODS how are we feeling today
There was a UG2 Grass in gate 1 and a B+ Grass in gate 9
>Queue>Two ends + four late surgers (three dominators and default nature)>Everything I have gasses out
>>567232050
>>567232005I'm not even showing my oshi's title, I'm flexing the Golshi event one for now, but I at least put her on my CM team. I'm also running his oshi and she's my winningest ace so far. You should dox him so we can blacklist his entire club, unless it's mine.
>defeated 2 /uma/ torenas>one of them was in a random C+ clubNothin personnel... bwos...
ALL IN
>>567232184>domfaggotyou are not one of us
>swap from triple fronts to triple lates>start losing againHmmmm nyoooooticing
What's his plan?
>photo finish>2/3 of the lobby fucking deadHoly shit that was close
It's never been so Teiover
>>567232052For real. I ran into a couple round 1 and they were pushing up further than the Goldships. I thought they were pace chasers.
>>567232395actual oshi gaming.
>>567232285Everyone is using atleast one Dom in all the rooms i have join
>>567232395They started yesterday and it's free carats, might as well.
witgod said fronts are weak this CM so using triple fronts is soulful gameplay ackshually
>>567232395this is what solo X actually means
>>567232456wrong
I just came back from work can I get a (You) please?
5-0 on first try. Maybe have to run some other umas for later rounds to salvage some dignity.
>>567232395i genuinely ran into this guy during round 1
>>567232395Make it easier to hit position 5 for Red Shift?
>>567232395 >>567232448He almost did it>>567232463Anon it is round 2... You had to play 3 days ago to make it here...
The worst humiliation ritual in this game is activating angling+redshift as medium S spring runner left runner firm course menace seiun sky, and still lose to random mambos and digitans
>>567232551(You)
guys I think I should have pulled for more support cards...
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So far, whenever my Dober is in a lobby with another Dober, she always outplaces them. She is the bestest and cutest and most wonderful horsie
>>567232403No one cares V
>>567232603>You had to play 3 days ago to make it hereYou can skip the first two days and it puts you in group B.
567232703didn't ask
>>567232551No
>>567232703I asked. I cared.
I couldn't do it.......
There will be a small patch tomorrow that makes it possible albeit unlikely that two support events can trigger in one round
>>567232649Digitan IS the meta this cm don't cry about it
>>567232692uh... "power is a meme stat" bros, our response?
>>567232395>Lvl 4 skillweak
>>567232794IT'S HIM
>>567232713Can someone explain this meme because in the last thread this was said to someone with a completely different team
Good. Also I wonder whether Xoguri with med S but less skills or with no med S but a lot of skills better
>>567232703
>>567232829bro it's cm if you don't have +1000 power you're glue
>>567232814intern-anon, do the cyjews at least feed you?
>>567232794Post his team
>>567232905all you need to do is to include Ayabe in your team and there's a high chance he'll reply that
>>567232905Are you a fan of doomed romance stories?
golshi gaem
>>567232829i have more power than that and i'm losing all the time
>>567232905Mentally ill schizo assumes very single person using Ayabe must be some other schizo
what the FUCK
>>567232794GOLDSHI GAME
>>567233145you have turf S?
Going to bubblyland with Maruzensky..
>>567233121>Gold ShipYou didn't win.
>>567232905Mambo members are obsessed with him and Uma&Co. You can just ignore
>>567233178KAICHOOOOUUUU
>>567233057I don't understand that meme bc both of them still post here every single day
>>567233025
rate day 3 of cm13
>>567232905Dacchis members are obsessed with him and Uma&Co. You can just ignore
[-]
>>567232794>witgod queues on resetrespect
>>567233178and that's why you take bijin wit, i guess.
>>567233310No, the original NTR poster stopped posting ages ago, all the NTRs you see are people skinwalking to poke the schizos
>>567230170Round 2 is free for me because I forgot to use all my tickets yesterday. which is fine because I'm not spending carats to go 0/5 anyway
>>567232905Uma&Co members are obsessed with him and Uma&Co. You can just ignore
>>567233341I am DOOOOOOOMED
>>567232905Every teams with Ayabe in it is V. I know it's hard to process but they're all actually him.
>>567233345hold on what does dacchis have to do with anything
>>567233324>lost to Med A Gold Ship
>I HATE CUR-
>my 3 backliners are alone with a Ryan>the whole race i go "don't let her get 6th, don't let her get 6th. for fuck's sake. don't do it">she gets 6th and disappears to the finish linehaethaethaethaethaethaethaethaethaet
>>567233324very unethical ass wonder.
>>567233324confirmed, medium S is a gaslight
oh shit is this the VFkiller club?
>>567233480What about Agnes Digital
>>567233434He literally posted his race results yesterday with his name in the picture bwo
>kitasan's face
i made an account on the gambling site to watch preaknessit somehow already knew my name, dob and ssn...
>>567233324ummm daring brick bros our responses????
>>567230258yuri is for the male gaze, faggot
>>567233324>no strike>no medium s>not even gutsmaxxed to steal wins through duelsG-Golshi game...
>>567233341>0/5 first ticketpanick>Ayabe decides fine, I'll lock in for the second one, I'll get you those wins despite being in bad mood for two of them, and even give you a kino duel with your Spechud to push ourselves up like crazy for the third winBless this uma in the field of lame Golshis And only a little bit against Digitans, nothing against her, but for the work that Tama needs, Tama really should have won that fifth raceBut just for that race, 7/10, went from "Oh shit, can I even get into B Finals" to "Now I can relax and see if my team either perform well or get thrown around enough to put into a shitter lobby".
Post UGs getting raped
PUUUUUREEEEEEEAAAAKUNEEEEEESSUUU
>>567233691
>>5672333419/20Made it to A finals but I'm not getting to star my Taurus plat
>>567233324gutsGAWD
>>567233324>triumphant pulse>wins
>567233578nobody cares about you retard
POST EMblog em6/10 for backline team and 5/10 for frontline teamdefinitely bringing golshi to finals, maybe digitan, but both golshi and digitan have been gassing out hard especially from debuffers. oguri doesn't really seem to be doing shit, but running solo front is ass. maybe i'll try a few tickets with solo bourbon front tomorrow.
HAHAHAHA thanks for the free win golshit
>>567233578oh wait it's the guy who killed our Danchou Cup #2we both jobbed to UG3 Seiun
>>567233861disgusting amount of pairsjust bring 3 and stick with it you bum
>>567233341I got raped and gaped
>>567233341Made it to finals A with under 50% WR / 10
>>567232905Him and Uma&Co. obsessed Mambo members with. You can just ignore
>>567233926mmmnyo
>>567233861run triple fronts, you fucking retard. I managed to score 5 wins with absolute dogshit front team, if you did triple fronts I think you'd get plat without too much trouble.
>facing against a 3 UG buhi team>"I'll show him the power of love and then showoff to /uma/">2 late starts + rushedhaha... ok...
/uma/ has deceived meevery other lobby is the same xoguri bullshit where they're 15L in front when I skip to final spurtthis is exactly like last CM
>>567233861only lost to other fronts, runaway beats double dominator
Digitan just proc ult and mowed down everyone else wtf
>>567234079>Big Nig defeats double domsexplain this?
>>567232905Anggota Mambo kepengin banget karo dheweke lan uma&Co. Sampeyan mung bisa nglirwakake
WAI WAI TORE
>>567234058i did for 2 tickets like i saidmy fronts are not great
>>567234204sexo
>>5672338611100 wit not enough for xmas caphad a race where she hit MPB+Redshift+NSM and still lost because no miracleTeio Step is berry consistent as expected, if there is a long straight she's better than the Red TeioNot much hope for finals I know cygays hates me and I'll end up in a 12k lobby even with low WR
>>567234079more like buhi beats double dominator
>>567234214runaway suzuka lets you stretch the lead enough you can still hold a good lead getting hit by dominators
welp, got some wins, got into Group B finals. Taurus bronze confirmed, at least. What a cursed CM this was, a two-week spate of horrible luck in both parent and ace runs, very demoralizing. Still don't have a good Red Maru parent. Made a last-minute team of Red Maru/VBourbon, and a coping Kita that wins once in a blue moon. Hopefully Gemini will be better, but probably not, another B group finals, I think.
is radiant star good for cm14?
>>567234204kinda chubby
>>567234171No one asked V
>>567234573Not really but if you have nothing else to buy whatever
>>567234573
>>567234573If you have fast learner and get a good discount on glittering star from inspiration
>>567234460interesting. I don't have it in me to run Suzuka just for the sake of her losing. I can't fucking wait for this bullshit to end so I can run my wife properly, goddamnit. I will be running her in every fucking CM I possibly can.
>>567233767PEAKNESS NOW
I'm literally only losing to chocolate barbin. Why did I not pull for her, again?
Umamusume: Pretty Derby
I can't think of a bit right nowTokyo 160050986430
>>567234573it loses a lot more value the shorter distance so prioritize velocity
>>567234573yes because you're gonna be running dumb shit like guts deck and you won't have any gold skills
where is the PEAKness stream?
>>567234710Your fault? I think?
>>567234710because some part of you recognizes that spending 30k to have a gamble at winning 500 more carats every 3 weeks is dumb as fuck
>>567234710because you either a) don't like her, b) don't like fronts because they're a pain to train, and/or c) couldn't afford it/had higher priorities elsewhereI love Bourbon, and am really glad I sparked her. She came home in 6 tenners too, I was over the moon.
14/20golshi game
>>567234843You literally can't gas out on mile unless you have sub 300 stamina
>>567234216Then she drags you back to the stables for celebratory sex. God I love Golshi.
>>5672338613-2-2-3I'm once again reusing my old umas from previous CMsI'm such a lazy fuckSuzuka is great at killing other front with 1st/2nd requirement and sometimes killing my bobo too because she likes running very much but I love her anyway
>>567234870>>567234710just be luckyI got her in the first 10 pull
>>567234935It's not about gassing out, it's the fact that guts deck doesn't give good gold skills
>>567234629>>567234669>>567234683>>567234746i seewhat about groundwork for an end closer? too meme? i can trigger it and i don't have anything else to buy>>567234843im not :/
>>567234935not true, my Taiki was gassing out in Aquarius something fierce with 500 stamina, it was exceptionally frustrating.
>>567235048>what about groundwork for an end closer?retard
>>567234573Yes. You only want 600 stamina, 580 even.Anything more and you're wasting stats so if you run front or pace you need it to survive the race if anything bad happens.For lates and ends I don't care about you and I hope you die, I mean, it can be skipped I guess.
>>567235048>what about groundwork for an end closer?If you're not using Tracen Cheer, sure.
>>567235025Literally everyone doing a guts deck is borrowing the bamboo card bwo
>Round 1 60% winrate>Round 2 10% winrateOkay, B finals it is, I don't even know why this happened
My Late Surger Digitan with 900 and a gold is gassing out before the finish line sometimes
A finals secured
I want to have gentle and loving sex with Gentildonna
Winning Ticket feet in my mouth
>>567235151that sounds about right, 600-650 stam gives you nearly 100% spurt rate, which is fairly critical for such short races.
>>567230170literally me
>>567235221quite literally impossible, my 600/600 ends survive no problem
>>567235198that's great but your other five cards still don't have gold skills
>>567235249
>>567234859it's over bwo...
2-2-2-2Guess I am heading towards B finals for the first time ever
>>567235249You cant post it!
OFFICIAL /uma/ RAPE TIERLIST made with anger after getting raped by VBourbon in round 2, so feel free to make corrections or your own
>>567235126no need to be meani'll just get another circle on sunny day>>567235151i have 724 stam 776 guts and got the acupuncturist event that gave me the 2 free recoveries
>>567230170literally me :(>B Finals Qualifiedth-thanks.........
>>5672338614-4-4-4All my four loses has been against Gold Ship
>late and end closer only lobby>XOguri got lucky late and just front running to finish line while the rest are cluster fucked swapping and fighting for no.5Weird room but okay
>>567235301I'm done trying to help you
>>567235283I am seeing her decelerate with my own eyes, I don't know what to tell you
Who the fuck says nopety-nope
>>567235283retard
>>567235354gay
>>567235450I'm a millenial so maybe I have... is that bad?
>>567234727>3rd place going into late-raceSuffering from success
>>567234935Paces can't relate to this.
>>567235462faggot
>>567235354Half the roster should be in reverse rape.
>>567235354pretty good list, actually. My only quibbles are that McQueen definitely wants to be raped, Dia-chan would 100% rape (You), and Maruzensky would definitely enjoy it.
>>567235536You're lame
>2-2-1NOT LIKE THIS
2-2-2-3I've never had a CM this fucking bad before. I can't believe how fucked I've got in my career runs.
>>567234859sorry faggot, american horseracing are full of greedy boomers and jews who don't want to stream races to the masses unless it's a big one like the dahby
>>567235580do i have to put on your thinking cap for youobviously he is talking about the current CM not the next one
>may 16, 2026. almond halfway through MANT>/uma/ still thinks guts is a second stamina that depletes faster
>>567235743I am too
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>567235771Oh yeah? What is it, then? Explain in detail
>>567235771>almond
>>567235771The exact coded mechanic doesn't really matter when it functionally works as described
>>567234727End Closers sweep the field taking first & second in one fell swoop65389264If anyone wants to go another round
>>567235875what
>>567236010bwo was gaslit about stam requirements...
>>567235885Imagine all of that coming out haha...
HAHAHAHAHHAA FUCK
>>567235771bwo has almond alreadygive me
Fuck this CM can we get Gemini already
First ticket, easiest CM of my life.
>>567235910guts decreases the rate your stamina is consumed, it isn't a second tank as many people think. you could have 1200 stamina but 300 guts and die after 1600m, same way you could have 1200 guts but 300 stamina and die after 1000mgutsmaxxing builds only start becoming good when the scenario overcaps get so high you can have 200 stamina but 1600 guts, so around project L'ARC
what's your excuse for not running IRL derby winners as your team?
umacrotch
>>567235910stamina is your HPguts is your defense stat that only activates during the late-race
>can’t sleep>finished round 2>work in 3 hours Fuck
can we just skip the rest of MANT and maybe GL as wellthe sooner I never have to play this scenario again the better
>>567236393I am running Bobo tho? I'm also fulfilling Maru's dream of running in the derby
Would you still love your trainee if she was shredded?
Stego cute.
how the FUCK do you guys create such small webms?
torepipi
>>567236528No
>>567236642the mirako propaganda is too effective
>Lost to a Vfaggot with UG gold ship and 2 dominatorsI am gonna kill myself
>rapes you
>>567233861>3>5>4>4Somehow got much better result than day 2 round 1.Digitan just locked in and mowed down other team with ult proc.
Races start in about an hourVictoria Mile in about 7 hours
EndCloser no endclosing
>>567236703>>567236713
>>567236859Ayabe...
>>567236842i tried to train end digitang and gave up
>>567236642>nonsensical camwhore lighting
>>56723334116/20 B group kek
gn
Thank fuck, eeked out a win to qualify. Get me OUT of group A man, the nigguris and barbins are abusing my precious Palmer.
>567236995incel rage
>>567236995easy way to identify AIslop
>>567235961Another End Victory by Tama I really need to remake my Kiseki because whatever amount of midrace she has it's apparently not enough I guess 49645577Another
>>567233756 (me)>Then the next 2 tickets were 0/5 because either my umas never wanted to move up, or it was garbage with Golshi spam or triple fronts, I was in a 4 front room at least onceOkay, rating is down to 5/10 because FUCKING BORING. I don't even care if I lost, it's just not interesting to see, no kino. At least it was easy to skip those races and I get closer to an easier finals room, oh well. Should be easier for you bwos to get in, I ate up all the sweats.
>>567236528sure but she better let me rub my dick on her abs every now and then
>>567236859>>567237123V...
>>567236528SEEEEEEEEEXXXX
crashing this racetrackwith no survivors
How are you guys losing in front heavy rooms? I personally have never lost to a front runner in this CM so far. It's always a shitty christmas oguri or a gold ship that moved too far up that beats me.
>>567237139>absThe colloquial term is "cum gutters."
>>567237062Good night
>>567237347bro that's a term used for men
>vf jew>not a single S med runnerniggas be fake demons
neicha putting in some work hooly
>>567237593And most umas are stallions
>>567231356>>567231761Is @VF in the name like having a QoS tattoo on your umas?
i want to fuck atashimanko
>>567237119Bahbin sweeps...12308506
>not a single /uma/dacchi encounter so farNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567237716What the fuck is a quality of service tattoo
>>567237716it's the faze of uma
>>567237785>"By the way my release is today"
1-4 read groove career5-9 pama0 curry
>@VF>when VF is retiring
>>567237716It tells everyone the colour of your skin
>>567237793It's a trend among newgen network engineers
>>567237593You gonna trust me or dictionary.com?
>>567237958
>>567237949I'm still mad I woke up, opened up twitter and thought someone was shitposting until I opened up the game. Like what the fuck was Cygames smoking? Especially because she ended up being a premium Uma WHEN PREMIUM ANIME OGURI WAS LITERALLY STILL GOING.
>>567237791I failed to get into group A but at least I encountered one /uma/dacchi
>1>0>1>0what???
is this good for cm14?gotta build ticketo and biwa now
>>567237757A truly (Grass) wonderful display14051637
>skip forward>miho in first right before final spurt>skip forward to the end>miho is in 9thi guess 950 stam means if you get rushed once you fuckjing die
>>567238289Congrats for qualifying for B finals, bwo
>there's no doubt her results are due to her obvious love for racing!
>>567238151>He found itWas too lazy to find it myself, so thank you. Glad you understood the super niche reference.>random prem uma shadow drop while another is goingLmao. I was aware of the drop, not the "prem uma" bit, tho to be fair I'm also not fully aware of what that meant again. I think Gentle Wife was another one, right?
>>567238290SOVL
witGOD is truly believe in Pace promotion Daiwa/El and I love him for it
>>567238386Premium means they're in the pool but cannot be ticketed.
>>567236393Running Kitasan, Maruzensky, and VBobo.My Red wife always wanted to run in the Derby. And she gave me the most wins today! Luv me my Red wife
>>567236206OWARI DA
>>567238501Gotcha, thank you!
Say her name.
Bros, I made it! There's no need for me to redo my medium S-let umas.
DISCLAIMERI AM NOT VI JUST WANTED TO POST THIS
>>567238519Same Teiobwo. Same. >>567232409
>>567238289living the dream
>>567233861Went from 20/40 to 23/60, pretty sick, but 3 of those wins were on one ticket so I won't complain over this CM being lame with sweats, my Ayabe pulled through to do it, it's all I can ask for.
>>567237757cancer pacedown holy shit, the only properly built one too
>>567238572The schizo isn't going to like this...
>>567238572>I'M NOT V>VGo back to wherever thou came out of
so what did we learn
>>567236528......duh?
>>567238290cuteyou need to borrow the bamboo guts card or mr cock and balls though
>next CM starts on the 31st
>>567238572>>567238612>NTR>AyabeNice try V
golshi game
>>567238612ayabby!
>>567238663bwo... V is a person here... hes the ntrfaggot... im not referring to /v/ the board..
i just got raped
>>567238012I trust you with my life.
time for a rape chart
>>567238816What the fuck that's not Ayabe or Digital
>>567238670Some things rhyme because it's poetry.
>>567238854Daiwa Scarlet is /uma/'s original rapist why isn't she on the top
Is this acceptable?
>>567238726why? is there an important skill im missing?
>>567238687Tachy abs are the best abs
>>567238941
>>567238945full of vigor is stupid and guarantees a carryover
>>567238945yeahdaring strike (from mr cock and balls) is core for any end closer bamboo memory has a mile skill that is good too and taishin with guts is insane
>>567238941wowzershame about the wit tho
>>567238340Absolutely brutal Taishin sweep>>567238657ROFL48669971
>>567238941just fyi NSM hardly ever triggers in cm14
>>567238941I can't believe we're gonna get raped on CMs too
1-4 Transcend5-9 Sakura Laurel0 Top Gun.
>>567238941Deck?
Hello Anon I am the three Goddess and as my name implies I offer you 3 choices.If you choose the first choice nothing will happen. You will get to continue enjoying your own life and playing Umausume: Pretty Derby. However great boons will come your way if you buy Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Party Dash 4 times, once to yourself and 3 more times to three other people so you guys may play together.If you choose the second choice, you will be transported to the world of Umausume as you currently are. You will not have a single penny to your name but you will be 10 year younger to compensate. You will be required to go though the relevant schooling and courses in order to obtain a training license in order to train anyone and when you do train someone, it would not be anyone from the game you are familiar with, it would be an Umausume whom you haven't even realized existed until now, one of the mobs that your Trainees usually pass by without a second thought. You will have to do this a few times, experience some really low lows before things get better and your hard work pays off. Luck will never be on your side and you will really have to pull yourself and work hard if you want to see a hot springs scene. Alternatively you don't have to become a trainer, you can just find a nice non-racing Umausume to settle down with, maybe she is crippled or maybe she is just no that fast and live a uneventful but happy life cheering for the runner Umas on tv.Finally if you choose the final option, you will put into the Umausume world as a talented trainer to a first year Uma of your choosing. Knowledge will flow into your mind like it's a cheat ability, however you are now a straight women with a straight women brain who likes cocks so sweaty Umausumes would not excite you sexually like if you were normal. You of course would experience various women moments like period cramps or thinking that iron will is somehow a good skill etc etc and so on.Now choose Anon. 1, 2 or 3?
>>567239218slam guts and finemo
>>567238687>>567239032Based.
>>567239165I have neither of them, why can't I be kidnapped?! FINE MOTION PLEASE SPOOK ME PLEEAAASSEE
>>567238789When day is dark, I can trust in her. I'm hoping to see a stronger showing from her tomorrow, I know she can do it!
>>567239236I can't read that much words
>>567239141now I remember why sprint was so fucking aids, same exact thing happening there constantlysitting out for now def bringing a front next time because fuck that
>>567239236>You of course would experience various women moments like period crampsI already do this why would I want to do this and not be with my favorite trainee.All these options suck ass.
>>567239075>>567239073i have pumped which is the white of full of vigor, sucks i didn't get early start could be worse i guess
>>567239285Spooked me multiple times, first in the form of 2 wit cards, then later as an Uma. Meanwhile the german ignores me completely, even tho I'm one of her kind...
>>567239308
>>567239236>You of course would experience various women moments like thinking that iron will is somehow a good skillHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAgood one anonI pick option 2, btw, I don't want to be a woman
>>567239469it's still hard for me to believe they're real........
>>567239421daring strike is an S-tier skill. early start is D-tier.
>>567239304Alright Urara Anon I'll summarized it just for you.Choose between:>1. Nothing changes>2. You go to Uma world to raise nobodies >3. You go to Uma world to raise your Uma wife but you lose your dick
>>567239236Option 2 honestly seems kino, but turn me into like 20 years old flat though. 10 years younger won't cut it, chief.
>>567239285noppers
>>567239165I propose a compromise
>>567232050Why is NTR acting so surprised when she's wearing the exact same outfit? I can't stop thinking about it.
>>567239457Stealing any one of those plushes counts as grand larceny and you would be tried in court for a felony
>>5672392361) Play Party Dash with /uma/nons2) Be Veteran Trainer, the mob3) Be AoiAoi is hot. Being a woman would be okay if I were also rich, successful, and hot.3 is the obvious choice.
>>567239625I'd still be almost 30, so if it's the best I could do, I'll take the 10 years
>>567239612i will gladly raise a nobodythe worst umawife is always better than the best ningen wife
>>567239660>Let's meet both, in fucking Britain, Birmingham at thatHAHAHAH DIE!
https://streamable.com/6mxt4fDigitan is my oshi
>>567239625don't look a gift horse in the mouth, anon
>>567239141DEIO STEPP :DDDD72882984
>>567239236i want to be an umamusumeif digitan can lust over umas then so can i
>>567239612Mob Umas are fine too, and Ulala IS a mob uma
>>567239236>he thinks I'm into umamusume because they win money laundering schemes set up by the Yakuzajust give me my umawife, false god
>>567239236>pick option 2>turn 14 again>rickey spots meGULP
>go along my day >see futa Oguri raping Rudolf’s mouth art>Mood down
my f2p ass has to go against this
>>567236528
>>567239959post it
>>567239629FINE MOTION PLEASE POST YOU'RE ASSHOLE
>>567239236Option 2 is literally better than my current circumstances
FUCK EM WHALES
>>567239861>If winning, win
>>567239236>However great boons will come your wayWhat does that even mean?>Option 2I'm lazy as fuck, and school has NEVER been my thing, at least the theoretical part, so fuck that noise>Option 3LMAO nice twist, got me laughing there, thank you!
>>567240116>hogulshipthe whales were more honorable
>>567239861Grass sweeeeep39165852One more
>>567240020the famous Rappy. So yeah you faced one of the largest whales in the world
>>567239236option 2. i'd have a complete restart from my last year of grade school
>>567240116>says fuck whales>uses SS ogurshit and golshitAnd least the whales aren't in denial
>>567239940I wish I could be a shota groomed by these two...
>>567239612Option 2 doesnt sound all that bad
>>567239236second option is close to the real story of SundayMan
>>567239236You can't lose with Option 2 desu>it would be an Umausume whom you haven't even realized existed until nowCan also mean horses that aren't in the game yet. Imagine being able to find my nigga Admire Terra in the umamusume world
>>567240021
>>567240069>>567239959How terrible
>>567240542coward
>>567239236Yeah I'd go with number 2.
>>567240542thats pretty based ngl
>>567240452need it badly
>>567240542Bruh
>>567240542kaichou wouldn't make this face, would she...?
>>567239236Good way to spot the trannies in the thread
>>567240116Grats bro>>567240420Its achievable with SR deck + Kitasan + NTR borrow
>>567233341Round 1 was easy, Round 2 was hard suddenly.I'm scared
>>567240021Sweet gorilla women.
so this is what neicha was whispering to maya in that one webm...
>>567240767What are you saying literally 2 replies out of how many choose option 3
OGURIFAAAAAAAT
>>567240956And they were trannies
>>567241014Now you know who the true big eater is.
>>567233341>>567240882Game was hard but got a podium on the final race of the day
>>567240542Oh no this is totally gross
>>567240542sauce?
Why the fuck are there SS and UG Umas in Group B!?
>>567241119
>>567239236>There are people not selecting 2That's ten extra years of young adulthood in a healthy society that's part of an objectively nicer world than this one and when you finally get back to your current age you're a prominent and successful member of society. You all have to be the most mentally broken motherfuckers to ever exist to even consider the other two.
>>567241223gwo...
please... stop giving me guts items...
>>567239671NTR gets really clumsy when she is excited about something so she probably didn't notice the outfit malfunction until later
>>567239236Option 2, the cons are not that bad actually
>>5672412493 Is for literal hyper homos, woman(trannies) and other degenerates1 can be valuable if one enjoys his current life, family etc, like is the case in my life.2 is a big risk all things considering, better overall dream world or not.
>>567241307She's telling you something...
>>567241238Post their skills.
>uma musume activates like 4 velocity skills at the same time>doesn't budge an inch from her positionWit is such a fucking scam.
>>567241307Are you building Front Pasa for CM14? It's an idea in the back of my head as well.
>>567241223Read nigger
>>567240895>slingshot formed to the clitmy god it's a masterpiece
>>567240365Bobo blast too strong...Sankyu to the participants
>>567241463no
I'm part of the V collective so I will be posting Topro and Ayaby
>>567241463Taiki wouldnt say that...
>>567241463Taiki wouldn't say that
>>567236528Ruining Super Creek's cheese grater abs with a baby bump!
>>567241437Nah I'm not trying to build a Front Pasa for CM14. Just parent farming.
@567241562SCREAMER DO NOT TYPE IN THAT CATBOX LINK
>tfw My new medication has removed any sex drive in me This sucks I miss gooningHow do I get out of this bwos???
>>567241650Its what she would want honestly
>>567241763It was the opposite for me, only difference is I last so much longer. Which I don't mind TOO much
>my OG nice nature with 900sp allocated towards debuffing has my highest WR at 25%does this make me a good trainer or a bad trainer?
>>567241238Because the Ug triple fronts in Group A are scary, hence, I am hiding in Group B
>>567221105look at this image every day
>>567236528Show me a shredded ulala and i might give you an answer
>>567241763stop taking antidepressants and learn to enjoy the pain
>>567241931CUTEKI
>>567241918why are you backreading
>>567241763It usually goes away after like a month for those who get hit with reduced libido
>>567241376Literally the only sacrifice you have to make is your money and I know half the people ITT are broke retards already. Not much of a gamble to get youthenized by ten years without even losing any of your knowledge and experience.
>>567241913much more likely to meet moderate effort teams
>>567241931I wish I could anonIt's not that easy though I'll have to make up some excuse...
STOP RUNNING IN WHALE HOURS
i was NOT expecting the 5 win in round two ayabechads are winning AGAIN
>>567242183>domfaggotdie
>>567242072I can 100% tell you that ignoring my prescription for the last 15 years has only made my life worse.Low libido is good anyway.
>>567241562The ntrfag reminds me of this kid we used to bully in middle school. He would constantly talk about this character from like Bleach or something and nobody knew what the fuck he was talking about so everyone would make fun of him behind his back until one day he totally blew up at the lunch table and had a total meltdown. Two of the tard wranglers had to hold him down and bring him to the nurse's office to sedate him. After that he didn't talk much but he was very involved in the anime club and even made some sort presentation at homecoming. Moral of the story nobody liked him and he was autistic
>>567242183V please this is more disgusting than spamming NTR
>>567242331
>>567242183gee i wonder why
>>567242331Idolshit is so cringe, especially in 3dpd.
not even close
>>567242331Delete this
>>567241395When you're brocked, you're brocked.>>567241763See if you can get on TRT. If not then your best natty/OTC options are weight lifting, carnitine, berberine, and alicin (garlic). Zinc wouldn't hurt either.>>567241868Open league?
>>567242376wtf im not the ntrnigger and it makes me sad anyone posting ayabe is assumed to be
>>567242063>Completely ignoring the friends/family factorAt least you're being honest.
I pray that I'll never have to take psyco drugs to keep me sane.
>>567241763Stop taking your meds. And stop giving a shit. Life improves tenfold once you learn to think "I'll deal with it tomorrow lol".
>>567242395>>567242573Teio sure is cute isnt she.
>>567242703better than spending 90% of my time otherwise rotting in bed
>>567242036No bully, I do that too sometimes.>>567242612Where do you think you are?
>>567242703I’m still sane even when I don’t take them, living is just unbearable
>>567242597V has surpassed the capability of a normal person and is now a collective mind of everyone who brings V and Digital
>>567236848queen's walk and bond girl were horses I made into umas for a fanfic along with yamanin ours, stars on earth, do deuce, and vela azul. called them team polaris and I just picked my favorite names from a list of g1 winners along with a few then recent races.
>>567242358>Low libido is good anyway.But gooning feels good...I've been taking a variety of meds for nearly a year now and it has not affected my mental state in any way shape or formStupid hack psychiatrists...
>>567242376ayabby is based
>People in here have to unironically take psych meds>People in here are unironically busted in the headShocking stuff, I know, but you shouldn't admit to it.
the matikanes are going to B finals!
>>567242578>Open league?nope. my other aces are just from aries and they weren't particularly great there either.
>>567242703I honestly don't know how I'm still sane despite never taking meds>>567242780VERY CUTE
Day 4 will be better
>>567242934Clearly you've never been friends with a woman because if they're not taking an antidepressant they're taking adderall or a glp-1
I'm literally normal
>>567242790I've been unemployed for months now and for me, the lying in bed and doing nothing is what creates the bad feelings. Force yourself to work out and do things that matter.
>>567242934if you're over 30 in 4chan and not fucked in the head then you are better off not knowingnever go to a doctor never tell them anything
>>567243038No one normal bounces like that
do we ever get the option to skip all 5 chami races and get to the results faster?
if you spend quite literally any time whatsoever playing a half-horse, half-idol daughter gacha then you are, also, mentally unwell.
>>567242331at least get another member if you want to be the center or change the choreography
>>567243038I want Curren to bounce on my cock like this...
>>567242982Sovl, don't give up anon
>>567243046I've been unemployed for over a year and had to move in with my parents (I cope with alcohol)
>>567243115and your proof? where is it
>>567242597As someone who personally identifies with Ayabe same. I don't even use reaction images of her or NTR anymore.
im getting tested for autism sooni found out that rocking while sitting and preferring absolute silence at all times amongst MANY other things are not normal
FAT FUCK spotted
>>567243126
>>567242597>>567243227Shut up V
>>567230651The face she makes when the chocolate machine malfunctions.
FOUR DEBUFFERSWHAT THE FUCK
>>567242934my daily drug list is 4 psych 3 allergy 1 digestive 1 nerve painweekly adds clomiphene tirzepatide and various supplements
>>567243297Imagine the all-encompassing hugs
>>567243098Digitan...
>>567243236anon are you me!?
if you do anything than working a 9 to 5 and occasionally creampie your wife at night, you are mentally unwell
>>567243227We will overcome brothers
>567242370That is a cool story Mambochi
mile
>>567243381nyo, im me
>>567243391i play umamusume pretty derby and i am a turbovirgin and mentally unwell how did you know
>>567243507Are you sure?
>>567242995Damn. I almost made a stinky Nature because I couldn't get medium S to land on Digital. Kind of wish I had now.>>567242934>you shouldn't admit to it.Do you normally post as an avatartranny or something? The entire point of anonymous chan style boards is the ability to discuss private topics.
hoping to stay awake long enough so I sleep past guests coming over tomorrow
>>567243219I never left my parents place. Don't get lost in the sauce, bro. We're all gonna make it.
>>567233341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bf3iZdj21EThat about sums it up
Wtf is wrong with my Christmas Oguri she's eating too much Ls while my Fuku just keeps on winning
>>567243391im mentally unwell (diagnosed but unmedicated) but i also work a 9 to 5 and creampie my wife occasionallywhat does that make me
>>567243370An akebono wife is probably really nice...
Mambotrannies are trying hard to make people side with NTRnigger. They really didn't take it lightly having their lolcow status stolen and want it back, I see
>>567243641>wifeDIE
>>567243140these umamusume are only 1/8 horse. quarter horse at most.
I need your Oguris here.For the next CM https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/tokyo#1600-turf the spurt starts at 500m left, and last spurt is around 200m left, does this mean that turf S is better than mile S and FCM is gay and fake?
>>567243708why he hate himself?
>>567243708fuckin lmao
>>567243560>putting an american uma in D tier while in americaheretical
>>567243713rightwe only like husbands here
>>567243115Her clothes are a bit unrealistically bouncy, but that's more or less how a woman doing cowgirl would move.>>567243307I was complaining about him you fucking retard.
>>567243559nyes anon... im not you...
>>567243595I have a final interview on Tuesday for a job I wouldn't hate, pray for me.
People around me treat me as strange by the way I act but I'm smart so I get away with it. I've never been to a psychiatrist.
>>567243560If you umawife isn't on D, you're just a normalfaggot with reddit tier shittaste
>>567243730Beside ridiculous edge cases of no accel skills being available, distance S is always better than surface S
>>567243751
>>567239236it's nice that they added new characters as dlc but party dash really needed an update with more mini games to play option 2
>>567243560SO LE WA
>>567233341I somehow got 3/5 against all fucking odds when in race 5 my umas were litereally listed as the 7th, 8th, and 9th favoritesI know how the final round is going down now, it's basically set in stone.
>we're halfway through MANT already
>>567243864Good luck brother. You got this.
>>567244091GOODOOD
>>567243842Do you want to be?
>>567243631Don't know, you probably built her wrong or something.>>567243986I think sprint CMs are the one time you care more about surface. That's what people said during Cap at least.
>>567243986on short enough track it can give more lengths even in gaslator activating all accelerations
>we're halfway through MANT still
>>567244015>>567244091>already
>>567244091>only halfwaykill me
We're in Tokyo for CM 14 so mile S > turf S
I CAN'T STOP SNACKINGGGGGGGGG
>>567244015>O-fusu-hancute
>>567244165nyoppersi like my quiet easy life, and i dont want to trade the few people who understand me and willingly, without being asked, accept my quirks :)
>>567244091>halfway>not 2/3 or 3/4
>>567241868Im not sure... care to take a look?
>>567244353Damn, you're self-actualized. I was this close to invoking the hex.
>next scenario is URA-tier, mindless "click shiny" gameplay>/uma/ will love itgrim.
Why have we not received apologems from Cygames for making MANT?
>>567244353for a second from the thumbnail i thought that was aged up maya
>>567244462wdym it's shopslop like MANT too
>Saw the replay that had my S+ Golshi triggering the Moving Beyond+Pump Iron+NSM+Red Shift combo to beat the UG/SS infested round to land me into Group A finalsThe absolute joy I felt watching that was amazing.
>>567244462yea it sucks
>>567244462Unironically yes. We need to go back.
>>567244462if it means I can do a run on the train instead of only half a run I'm all over it
>>567244412oops meant for >>567244171
>3-1-3-1Might need to rebuild Ticket, she hasn't won anything in Round 2
>>567244462>/uma/ won't be able to escape MANT because it will still be the scenario where you can build good parents until it gets nerfed
>>567239236holy fuck i get to reroll life with no chance of being in a poorhole country
>>567243795Taiki and El were in S-Tier so they're good
>>567244585I miss playing uma on the train in Japan, even if it was a pain in the ass to do it through a vpn
>>567240895
>>567244649I simply pray that they accelerate affinity changesthen nothing happens because MANT still gives more SP and random skills with bad decks
>everyone said dominators were bad this CM>stage 2 is quite literally full of them
I already have a built Taiki. Who do I use for my 2 other fronts next CM?>Seiun>Scarlet>Falco>Kitasan>Suzuka
hmm... jige
>>567244825The fact that nobody was able to explain why doms are bad should have clued you in that they're actually good.
Debuffers should be hanged.
>>567244462are we really fucking acting like MANT or uma in general is high intensity, thought-provoking gameplay? it's the same braindead clickfest as every other gacha.
>>567244583>>567244786Shut up V
>>567244982Shut up V stop trying to stay relevant
>>567245021>>567244982Shutup V
Did people finally figure out MANT after all this time?After CM 11 and 12, I had gotten used to my win rate in A block being no different than in Round 1, but I only won 8 out of my 20 races today (still qualified for A Finals though). My win rate droped from I don't think Ive done this bad in round 2 since my early days in URA back when I was borrowing KSB.I just kept getting my teeth kicked in by double doms and strong fronts.
If you say your oshi is Ogurin and you're not just a soulless metafaggot, I will continue to not believe you until in a few years and I see your roll for Cingrey Oguri who didn't even win the CM her niche is hyperspecialized in. That is a love roll and nothing else.
>>567244982i just posted the topro pic because its cute... im not v...
>>567244963If you're not a whale you actually have to optimize your play to reach decent stats.
Normalize debuffers by assuming everyone in the lobby has two debuffers so there's no need to enter them, and so everyone gets to enter one horse per round.
>>567244786
Now this race was dumb Thankfully Admire Vega only gassed out at the last second and she had a good enough lead
>>567245021>>567245072No you shut up V
when will we get out of DOM hell?
>>567245219Thanks for stating the obvious V
i thought curren was ayabe's girl not ntr
First try.It is that easy huh?
>>567245075Most of the casuals left for MANT. And with the agenda fiction, any good player can go auto-pilot with the occasional split decision
>>567245229Its going to get worse when Summer Goldship is out, Imagine 4 dominators
SAY MY NAME
>>567243236if you managed to graduate from childhood without someone noticing that you are severely mentally disabled, you don't actually have autism. "high functioning autism" is just the natural state of those raised in the information age. the concept of the autism spectrum is more garbage dreamed up by psychologists, who are not scientists and should all be shot, as part of their never-ending quest to get people to pay attention to them.
>>567245349What are your thoughts on mambo?
>>567245082I thought she's super good for Long but that's about it
ummm
NO, I AM V
>>567245349>Not NTR Ayabe or DigitalYOU SUCK NOTV
>>567245358my parents are exceptionally lazy and never got me tested in spite of numerous recommendations from teachers throughout the years, especially due to my delayed acquisition of speechumamusume pretty derby
I ain't baking till we hit the bump limit
>>567244412>>567244594>Summer RunnerSpring CM>Prudent Positioning, Tactical Tweak, DisorientAll do nothing>Hesitant FrontPositional debuffs are questionable on a dedicated debuffer, nearly useless on an ace. Stat distribution is fine. Where are the rest of your pace/medium velocity skills? Where's Professor and Firm Course Menace? You already paid for the double on Firm. Does she have medium S? Post the deck you ran.
>>567245356Jeff?
>>567245469This guy is NOT V
>>567245356mating press
falcomanko_detail.png
how do i be a better partner?
>>567245082I will likely rerun XOguri for the next Arima Kinen. Does that count?
>>567245358Nta but even when I was a little kid teachers would say to my mother that something was "off" about me. But my mother, being born in the late 50s, was still of the notion that mental disabilities was a result of bad parenting so she would just go "there's nothing wrong with my son"
>>567245382They're good at shitposting just like me.>>567245439Your list is way too small. You're never going to sniff me out at this rate.
>>567245219>>567245261>>567245349SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS
>>567245598communication
https://i.imgur.com/Poy0Wba.jpeg
>>567245358Schizoid personality
>>567245487Thanks for the heads up guess I have to remake her
>>567245697https://files.catbox.moe/751gaq.png
Delete your images.
>>567245646NO YOU SHUT UP V
>>567244825Did people actually say that? I don't remember reading that.>>567244963This. I just want my career stories and sub 1 hour run times back.
>>567245631WRONG. You're supposed to say that mambo has a discord and that they're faggots
>>567242036I was in that thread earlier before I had to do some stuff so did a quick skim through before moving to this one
Nice image slot
Have you done a random act of kinda nice today?
>>567245853El chicano pasa would do that
>>567245647okay because i feel like i communicate maybe too much...
https://x.com/baninabear/status/2055777938910654715
What's on your jukebox right now?
>>567245734hmmmm nyo
>>567245978the fuckass golshi bakushin song
>>567245734already did
>>567244825You sure you're not thinking double stam debuffer? Because that's worse than dom because of lower proc chance
>>567245814oh ok :)
>>567245917JUST WILD BEAT COMMUNICATION
>>567245967people are stealing plushies from the shrines
>>567245272They're roommates, but didn't seem to have much of a relationship in RttT.>>567245358Hate that you have to find out like this, but doctors, especially psychiatrists, are mostly retarded. I listened to testimony about a severely autistic kid's behavior a couple weeks ago and like half of it was shit I did especially in my early childhood. Diagnosed ADHD, the meds only made me worse.
Where is my umapartner
>>567243228Biwa's poor mother... having to push that beach ball out. Brian probably just slid through like she was on a waterslide.
>>567245978Full Speed Ahead! Umadol Power as god intended
how about a jiggie
>>567246164how about do a mant run
no jiggers
>>567246141>>/r/menwritingwomen
>>567246209Are you for real?
>>567246164Jong or no go
>>567246209Now watch as he recoils
>reddit thread link
>>567246209i already did one also im the dancho
>>567246252no i am danchou
>>567245709Where did you get your stamina with that deck?
>>567245978BOKUTACHI WAIPPO FUMI DASU YOHAGESHII MUKAI KAZE NO NAKASOREDEMOMAE E MAE E SOU MAE E
tomorrow im gonna have the rest of the spaghetti i made this morning with some steak
KIMI TO
>>567246268i saw what you deleted to make this image post
Where new thread?
I think ticket is cute
>>567245978https://youtu.be/iu4x4jEGLHEThis shitMOU IKKAI
SO RE WA
>narita_top_road_shower_nude.jpg
>deleting images to make slotsMANT makes people do things ehanything but playing the game
Hags?
please no spoilers
>>567246443DEAI KANAWARU YUME O MITESORE WA TATTA ICHIBYUOU DE KOERU EIENI'M CALLING KIMMI WOMAMOTTE AGETAKUTENOBASHITA YUBI MO FURUETTERU SONOMAMA DAKISHIMETA
>>567246443ISSHO GA ICHIBAN SUKI YOTTE MOTTO GYUTTO NE>>567246531TEMU OPERA O
>he listens to slop>he listens to slop cover>he listens to
i dont understand what the fuck anyone is singing its pissing me off
I forgot to take my meds today
>>567246594snape kills dumbledore
>>567246709Take, your, meds.ntr.jpg
>>567246667sprinter from Kara no Kyoukai and Super Affection from Carnival Phantasm
>>567246649
>>567246594Suzuka fucking DIES
>>567245795That seems like the type of mod I would spend six hours installing, two hours using, then delete it because I felt ashamed.
gonna brush my teeth brb>>567246750literally no one knows what that is
>>567246468A Fuku gif... so what?
>>567246809that's because you're a newfag
>>567246750I know exactly what that is
>>567246767THIS BAKER IS V
>>567246767Bread will die
hurry up and post more so we can bake
>>567246767you gotta speak louder
>>567246594Croix du Nord has a catastrophic accident in the 2026 Takarazuka Kinen
>>567246938I didn't bake that one
JOUNETSU NI NARIHIBIKUTAKANARI TO IU FANFAAREDAKISHIMETARA TOKIHANATOUMEZASU BASHO GA ARUKARAERABARESHI KONO MICHI O HITASURA NI KAKENUKETE CHOUTEN NI TATSU TATTE MISERU!NEXT FRONTIER(MITSUMETE)CHIKARA NO KAGIRI SAKI EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>567246232maybe applicable but I was misremembering a family guy bit
temu opera bwo
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