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>Indonesian nigger runs a debuffer and makes the other guy winwent 3-20
Mambo
When you guys make parents do you usually make them stamina or power?
This skill comes out soon and the white version (Full throttle) is one of late surgers most cost effective midgames so be sure to pick it up if youre looping
>same exact win%holy kino4-14-12-34-1say something nice about them please
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>>567304585I just make a few 9stam and 9power parents (I need a few for each cm so I can handpick the whites), and a couple 9speed for zero speed growth uma
>>567304692i'm surprised how many people make solo fronts win.
>>567304450Arigatou baker-san>>567304585I prefer power since they're more universal, but if I get good whites and pink it's not like I'll scrap a parent with stamina sparks
>>567304727rice umankotight umankonarrow umanko
>>567304692Your Ayabe being the strongest makes me smile
>>567304727>cm retard gay>/uma already rape indeed
Irresponsibly cumming inside Flash the day before a race
>>567304667>Gold City alt>Eishin Flash alt>Grass Wonder altSkipping them.
>KSB chain 2/3 >Bamboo chain 2/3>CBT chain 2/3>FM chain 2/3>Ulala does not even start (thanks ig?)You're telling me we have to wait 3 more years until they fix this shit?
>>567304683Cute Journey
>>567304783Its a meta read, the idea is that you just assume there will be other front runners and that yours will be betterit hardly ever works in practice since "chariot + oshi" is assumed to be the default form of play (it isnt but people will learn soon enough)
>>567304727>umankowhy is /uma/ so horny lately
>>567304893>IrresponsiblyEvery responsible trainer has to do this to make sure the uma doesn't lose her nerves.
>>567304840What a stare...
>>567304989Cuz yall are 30+ year old men playing games with hot athletic kemomimi horse women that range from hags to jks and younger
>>567304989Warm weather and sunshine is good for the body, thereby good for the boner
trying too hard again umama
>>567304585Depends on the deck and growth % of the uma I'm gonna use them for obviously. Since I dont have FM, I often throw a 3star wit in there.
>>567304727>retarded nigger
>>567304986it's also about making the room more 'structured', style promotions are so god damn annoying to deal with>>567304875she's so cool and strong
>>567305023Uma hands typed this post
>>567305030beautiful blue eyes....
>>567305135Ugly boy
>>567305030Kris S wife...
>>567304683
>>567304727holy boysex
You should post more Flash for me for no reason...
>>567305221ugly tasteugly humangay anon
>>567304727u u u u u u u u u u u umankou u u umanko u u u u u u umankou u u u umanko umanko on my face
>>567305172Saggy...
>>567305310I cant just only post Flash, I like other umas too....
>>567304989I don't wanna talk about the game anymore I just wanna goon to the hot girls
>>567305276>bald brown menthe east has fallen
>>567304692ayabby!
why didn't sloptubers shill angus diddytaru
Everything that rooms have been telling me for the next CM is that you shouldn't bother with pace or fronts unless you bring 3 of them because holy shit they just do not function otherwise.I have a Taiki with 2 green speed skills and she will lose every single time if she is not in 3rd place and even bringing a 2nd pace sometimes doesn't do a single thing
>>567304652
>>567305272boysex...
>>567305257Ok, I really enjoy this one.
>>567305416Post other umas too! Don't give in to this anon's commands!
>>567305507Well, will you do that for the coming cms?
for example, you could post more Turbo
Watching my team go 0/5 3 times yesterday put the final nail in the coffin of this game for me I think. Sorry dancho.
>>567305317>yurislop
>zero girls small>bread useless support
>>567305507pacekeks aren't winning any CMs until tachyon speed is out
>>567305598OK!
me on the bottom
>>567305662This is the only lewd Turbo pic in existence
>>567305507gemini will be fronts versus ends (mostly taishit). lates can gamble but NSM kinda sucks. pace has never been good.
>>567305507just the other day anon was convincing everyone that all lobbies will be 6 fronts and backliners can't do shit
>>567304067I'm a huge Marufag but this made me laugh aloudgod bless you anon
>>567305662i love this artist so much bwos
>>567305738>was going to post Dia tooStop reading my mind
>>567305727Xoguri was the ultimate menace last cm though?
>>567305507fronts yea but how do 2 more paces help your pacer?
>>567305763>she ripped your dick off
Alright that’s enough shitposting-got commander tonight. Umasumi
>>567305872>>567305662Flatties in revealing clothes...erotic.
>>567305893XOguri is the only exception
What if I just want /uma/ friends?
>>567305662Thats one of the most horrible images I've ever seen. Congrats.
>>567305792>pace has never been goodpacebros... not like this... even when BUDDING BLOSSOM finally works...
>>567306037This, lolicons are shit artists.
>>567305881>>567305738Dia-chan is very soft
>>567306013I thought we were friends already....
torena safety announcementlosing races is the number 1 cause of torena rapethe number 2 cause is winning races
>>567305713>trannypost
retards being incapable of nuance, per usual. >Hoguri is shit in Taurusshe's weaker than the absolute menace she was in Aries, but she's still quite strong. >pacers aren't winning shit until Agnes SSR dropsSee Aries, etc. I suppose sperging out is more entertaining than being accurate, however.
>>567306086gee we get it you like tits here you go from the same artist
>>567306154and the number 3 is being a torena
>>567306154so the secret is to not race
>>567306227That artist is DOGSHIT
Nishino's flower?
*coff* surely dober will work.... next time.....
Wife Motion
>unironic sloptard schizo spam instead of the anti JP schizoNot sure what I prefer
i didnt notice the tail hugging until now
>>567306227Holy sex...Bourbon's oblivious nipple slip and panties flash...
I regret not rolling for satono diamond
>>567306428>until nowLiterally how?Were you offline when everyone (including me) was going on about tail hugging for weeks, months ago?
>>567306227>clanker
>>567306470I didn’t roll on her and she spooked me anyway when I went to roll for Yaeno
>failed my first ever career runI'm sorry Rice...
>>567306372I have some sea slopgemmy for youhttps://litter.catbox.moe/9jc7lv.mp4
>>567305915Rabbit is probably best, but if there are no fronts the first two pace won't proc any of their accels and will lose off of that.Triple pace is just gambling that someone else will bring fronts and that maybe two of them will get into the sweet spot otherwise if there are no fronts at least 1 of them will hit their accels. That being said they are entirely dependent on what other people are bringing most of the time so they're kind of bad and I don't think they're worth using even as a one of.
>>567305824https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy
>>567306470Her alts are much better in terms of being actually usable for cms, you could just get one of those.Personally I couldnt wait and needed the titty kidnapper ASAP
>>567306585https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11393958
Rickey!
>p-please believe me, hoguri sucks for taurus!
Slut's racewear
what happened to all the Matikanefukukitaru posters
>>567306829holy shit she's a water bender?!?!?!
Hello this is an animation.
>gold spring runner>*crickets*she's that bad huh
>>567306782No hags
>>567306904They succeeded in taking over a couple /uma/ clubs so they're laying low for now
West Ham need to win
>>567306843>pace bourbon?????
>>567306904they called her an orange retard last thread
>>567306904You called?
>>567306854
>>567306978No, hags!
>>567306829blud think she's a ninja, casting suiton
>>567307148never meet your heroes
>>567306829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAGvQDoL5s4
>>567306904Potentially all Totopo so they stopped posting
This thread will be oranger
>>567306829
Why are we horny today? Not that I mind
>>567307251what does it mean
HOLY SHIT THE WHITE HOUSE JUST GOT HIT BY A DRONE BOMB
>>567307401no idea, I thought you guys would know
>>567306829how does whatever the fuck she did help with racing?
>>567307563Nah doto just goofed up
>>567307563I wish
>>567307363>>>/d/iscord
>>567307793It's ok to be gay bwo
>>567306943I lost a match to herShe just outstats most other runnersHard to beat her if she has decent skills
>>567307098No! Hags?!
Tomorrow. Don't disappoint her. Pull.
>>567308028Believe it or not..... hags
>>567307990
I bet Riceposters wouldn't be so tough after getting fucked in the ass.
>>567308168A cute
They should make more umamusume with no notable wins
Hello friends!!!
>>567308397But they made a whole team of them already!
>Second SS+ ever>It's a parent runThat means when I click through this I'll be granted with the perfect parent right?
>>567308397>nigga wants more jobbers
>>567304692very niceHOWEVER
Watch out oguri we have a new gaslighter in town
>>567308449hey
>>567308397They tried that with Laurel, Pokke and NTR and those are DOGSHITOnly WINNERS matter. Seeing Rudolf dominate 7 G1s is far more interesting than generic jobber uma with 1 or 2 G1 wins. 4 G1s should be the absolute minimum when making uma MCs.
>>567307990>buff woman Gay
>>567308789faggot
>>567308650tamer
>>567308703
>>567307012it ain't looking good chief
>>567308879>masculine face
mayano top hebe
>>567309079Do you want to have sex with your mom? Because according to the retard in your pic you do
>>567308975Ye it looks like Spurs will be safe and Arsenal will win the league, it's over
Well hopefully this is enough for her to not be complete and total deadweight. I should probably go back to training Baksuhin again after I ragequit, or maybe go train Curren again.
>there is no booru tag for Confusion
Is Tokai Teio good for cm14? What about Rice Shower?
>>567304591rape
>>567309328
anyone else preparing for the sunday derby? I need to remake all my kitasan I think, might use palmer for long though. I enjoyed her career
>>567309328>is shit uma goodno
>>567309196>implying I agree with everything he says
>>567309079define masculinity
>>567304667ikuno... dicus...
>>567309079Freud is an incest and fag obsessed schizo and reached all his conclusions through introspection IE he was a fag that wanted to fuck his mom so he projected everyone else was too.
>>567309254It's a merch club. Obviously they will somehow stay up. You didn't think the prem would really let Spurs get relegated did you?
>>567309254Worst timeline
>>567309283>>567244192
>>567309481True masculinity is when you arent fragile about it and suck a couple cocks to know youre not gay
>>567306432rape
>>567309254Celtic win the league in Scotland and Wolfsburg will save themselves from relegation on the playoff in Germany. Truly a nothing ever happens year for the sport.
>>567309658this but unironically
>>567309321She’s not one of the mobs that get a lot of fan artShe’s mostly only popular in ENIf you want a lookalike that does get a lot art, consider Bridge Comp
kingu love
>>567309697Baby tanuki poster....
>>567309602That's not Stego that's Rulership bwo
>>567309658>>567309741>t.Chiyonofags
>>567308091>pinky apprentice currensevering the spider's thread rn
1-4 read groove career5-9 curry0 chiyono
Oh, Fine Motion is still alive.
I just finished Cinderella Gray and for all the glaze it gets its kinda meh overall. The first act pre-tracen was insanely kino though just like in the anime. Sure there are a couple cool moments sprinkled throughout but 85% of the manga felt like filler and was a slog to read, by the final Arima I couldn't even care less about Oguri.
>>567309437>>567309452But I want to run a pacer for cm14... what about TM Opera O-san?
>>567309974I've been trying to find pics of her but the farm looks very private from what I gathered(?)
>>567309974Someone could have nakadashi that horse and nobody would find out because shes infertile...
>>567310102https://x.com/tonekkostudio/status/2055907847784017987
Is it worth bringing the Vega card purely for RB even though it has 35 Priority?Running a 2/2/2 deckOr should I go with Sirius SR instead
>>567310075You will run Taiki or Nishino and you will like it and probably lose anyway since Pace suck
>>567310154thanks, cute
Pop Quiz, whose ears are these? Should be relatively easy. Though I said this before and it no one got it so who knows.
>>567306154a strange game. the only winning move is not to play.
>>567310334how'd you get this pic of me in the onsen??
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567308126I can't believe they're (Not) hags
>>567310075Narita Brian. And you don't have to deal with spark autism since she is Mile B/Med A/Long A to start with
>>567309451Kitaposters owe me sex for posting lewd pics like this
>>567310334Royce & Royce
>>567308028Stop including gentildonna she's not a hag
>>567310334BONO
>>567304989The bubble doesn't do tfidf so 1 post that spams the same word a bunch of times messes with the algo.
10 digitan wins, 2 maya wins and 1 flower wins todaydigitan is carrying my ass
>>567310539how is me getting ready to go out lewd in any sense?
>>567310618Shes hagcoded doe
>>567310536there's an ideaI have Brian but I haven't run her career yetmaybe I got my plans for this evening
my radiant kingu
>>567310618>Gentildonna>not hagin what world, anon, she's giga-hag coded
We should eat Biwa
>>567310660Ding ding ding.First time out of three or four or so that someone's actually gotten the answer correct.
>>567310820she's what Saran Itou would be if she were 180cm tall
>>567310732Stop showing off boobs to horny anons
>>567311010>she's what Saran Itou would be if she were 180cm tallAn ugly gorilla?
posting the corrected edition, courtesy of anonwe're one step closer to the Official /uma/ Rape Chart
>>567309507he was also a jew.
>>567310225ANSWER ME!!!Please...
>>567311296what uma are you building
>>567311296DunnoTry it and find out
I lost my Gentildonna version of this pic and I think the only video there was of solo Gentildonna got deletedI'm sad
>>567311264>t.The Assault on Truthgood book on Freud btwumamusume
>>567311258No one wants to rape ugly umas
>>567311258What did Bakushin do to deserve it?
>>567311258>finemo thereanon is heavily influenced by her posters
>>567311514Being a dyke
>>567311296Any less than 3 guts is a brick. If you have 20% growth go 3guts/2wit/1speed, hell that might even work for 10% if you get a solid roll. Otherwise swap speed and wit. Use a lust provoking image next time you bump your question (here's one for free).
>>567311395>deletedBased, fuck the gorilla
when will I find a true soulmate
how the fuck do i win kikuka sho with less than 600 stamina and no recoveries?
>run late to avoid whales>Goddamn it
>>567311258Now do an /uma/ poster rape chart
first i bang the drum, then i bang ur mum
>>567311710How long and how much $ does it take to make THAT!?
>>567311615I wish I could.
>>567311752this uma looks like someone who enjoys the company of little boys
>>567311712why bother, they'd all be in the >desperately want to be rapedtier
>>567311703koko dayo
>>567311615Screw you gorillas are the best
>>567311258None of the Umas would like this. How could it even be rape if they liked it? Do you even know what that word means? You are sick. How could you even talk so casually about violating and forever scarring your trainee that you are supposed to protect & nurture? Imagine if you were walking down the sidewalk in the evening & Tyrone from the projects decided it was time to bust some whiteboy ass... How would you feel then? Why would you even joke about this? For shame, anon. For shame.
two hours after reset you guys said this is the best time to queueif I don't make A finals I'm blowing up /uma/ HQ
>>567311624now post Gentildonna and Suzuka versions, onegai
>>567311849chiyo...your color saturation...
I got cooked>>567311773Decent or a lot depending on his luck
>>567311752what's the lore behind this turtle?
>>567310075i mean opera's ult works on every track so its fine i guess
>umas that have a win over GrassSuzukaAir JihadOpera O>umas that do NOT have a win over GrassSpecial WeekSeiun SkyEl Condor Pasa*Trash HaloTruly the strongest of her generation
>>567311351Fuji Kiseki
>>567311258original one looks more accurate
>>567311963Unfortunately can't because I had to manually make that one. So unless you want to wait like an hour for at least Gentildonna's, since I don't have any Suzuka alts, then it's not gonna happen.
>>567312016OGpera or Newpera?
>>567311775Fag.>>567311868>forever be overshadowed by Gorildonna and BiwaShit uma.
How can a zoomer like myself rizz up Maruzensky
>>567311868AND the cutestAND the prettiestAND the greatestI LOVE GORILLAS
>>567311981Can you check the sparks
>>567312137Yes, I'm a raging homo for Gentildonna.
>>567312164beat her in street racing
>>567312164Nah, shes only for us ojisans
>>567310491bringing more than one uma to the onsen is dangerous
join a jiggie it has oranghttps://jiggie.fun/Natiekanefukukitaru
>>567311972ii noka?
>>567311258If you don't move Grass to the correct tier (Reverse Rape) I'm going to rape you myself: Pretty Derby.https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=16530352
>>567312089I can wait an hour. Patience is my strongest traitI'll stegopost for 3 days as a sign of gratitude
>>567312164Heliosmaxx but with cringe boomer slang like yolo
>>567311296hug falco
Why does an uma need a katana for?
>>567312063>tranny hag>predator rickey>ever enjoying it
I hate front runners
>>567312293iyaaaaaaa kore wa chottooooooo
>>567312164tell her you want to talk about retro cars like the murcielago and gallardo
>>5673122213* stam 2* turf5* power 5* medium9* power 2* turf 5* medium
you know this whole time i thought /vm/ was for Videogames/Mobile i didnt know it was just videogames/multiplayer...
>>567312441That's vmg glo
>>567312423But those are pretty new
>>567311296It's the best guts card for a guts build with yeppers
>>567312368filthy esl, kill yourself
>>567312368KAWATUMMY PRINCESS UOOOOH
>>567312373being a predator means you enjoy both raping and getting raped bro
>>567312368I wish she a got a better looking alt
>>567312332I'll start when this transcend auto run is over>spoilerYou don't have to.
>>567312025Pasa got 2nd at the Mainichi Okan while Grass got 3rd
>>567312368>smoochable kawakami tummylive long and prosper
>>567312376But they're so cute...
KONNA NI RETARDO NARIMASHITA!
>>567312368To cut through the competition.
>>567312423gallardo was the goat in nfsmw2005
>>567312629She didn't win so it doesn't count
>>567312368To defend against pajeets
>>567312376My Taiki keeps running down terrible fronts, placing herself in second so she procs neither shooting nor angling.
Kawakami Princess is my wife (she beats me the fuck up)
>>567312519>NOOOO YOU WROTE WHY INSTEAD OF WHAT KYS NOWYou are a very fun guy
guess what didnt proc!
>>567312650I can never bring myself to hate Fronts because I can empathize with finding Seiun Sky cute
How the hell do people have UGs with all stats almost maxed out and have actual useful skills instead of skill inflationI'm even more puzzled how the hell they reached 800 stamina or capped wit with a single wit cardLike what the hell did you guys do to reach thoseJust get lucky?
kawakami's juicy tits and thick legs
>>567312932Credit card
>>567312932can you say oink
>>567312932YeppersDouble Gold inspos, good statlines, and good hint rolls
>>567312982Short girls with thick tits are the best
>>567312932>Just get lucky?yes, just highroll bro
>>567312131newpera
>>567312932Good power parents and highroll runs where they had multiple supports land on tertiary stats like guts or stamina to bomb them with braces and megaphones during summerits the main reason you dont run stamina cards on anything but longs
>>567312982Ugly gorilla
Say kawaii kawaii curren
>>567313085I don't have newpera...
>>567312932Strategize around the umas stat growth, that's all to it
>>567312982imagine KP beating you to death with those milkers
>>567313112me on the right
>>567313145creampie creampie Curren
>>567312932
>>567312982>that head tilt and ear pointmy heart...
>>567313145SEKAI ICHIBAN KAWAII CURREN CHAN I LOVE YOUUU
>>567312332Actually, before I start, pick 6. The only one missing is the pink variant of the menishuki outfit.
nigga has a reaction image folder of pigs
>>567312368TO KILL
>>567312932Luck is biggest factorNothing else matters, it's all gaslight, good parents bwow, strategize around growth bwow, here's the meta deck bwow, NOTHING MATTERS MORE THAN LUCKI've reached UG once with a random deck(50% RB) then never againFor lucklets, it doesn't matter if you spend or not, you won't reach itI think we should kill Fuku
>>567313271>>567313382>he watched the remake
>>567313145Rape and impregnate Curren.
>>567309602wrong uma, retard
OH FUCK SORRY I BROKE YOUR FLOWER POT
>>567313476Deport tomboys
>>567313476Anus Fujin
Next try will be better
Not that bad
Just be lucky broIt can't be that hard
more like Anus Tonguin' cuz i'll slurp that booty
>>567313585
>>567313585start running
Does it always have to be luck
Finally ran into one of you guys
>>567309283Make a sprint Maya
>>567313785same
craving something sweet but I already ate all my sweets now my only options are to eat some jam with a spoon or squirt some honey in my mouth but I always overdo it and give myself heartburn doing that
>>567314114
>>567314114Bread with honey
>>567314114thinnest american
>>567314126My advices are shit though
What did she mean by that?
"Open leauge is for Oshi Play" and then you get severely punished for leveling your uma to 5*
>>567314114i've got something sweet you can squirt into your mouth, if you're picking up what i'm putting down.
>>567314114Why do I see an obese person blog about food here every single day
>>567314294Localizers need to be sent to the gas chamber
>>567313476Oh no she has freckles....oh no I'm in love
How do sprint/mile-only umas turn out? Any examples? I hate hunting for distance S, so I'd prefer to not use any Medium sparks for big boobed american cow horse I'm going to have unprotected sex with and cum inside.
>>567314297>retards don't prepareyour own fault mongo
>buy subnautica 2>after a hour the .exe crashes constantly can't start it at all, because apparently it doesn't function with amd 9000 series cpus>a lot of questionable EULA is being posted, on reviews about the company selling your data>I got an account pw reset email 10 hour after I bought it, someone tried to breach itSo I which carat pack to buy with the refund of 27 eurodollars, or should I just wait until anni 1.5?
i lost taurus 1 by a nose and i was hoping to make it up to myself by winning taurus 2 but now it doesnt even look like ill get in group a finalsim a failure of a trainer. its over.
>>567314114you forgot your teio image
>>567312368Why give an uma a sniper rifle?
>>567314502For Taiki specifically you can cope OK by doing the dirt G1s
>>567314297you can choose to not level your skill tho
>>567314294>who is -ohh...>so you're into ojii-sansI am not that old...
>>567306610I WILL be rolling Musketeer Dia no matter what
>>567314403>ironically posting Taiki
>>567314114Me but with hot pepper Jam.
>>567314114peanut butter and honey sandwichdont eat honey raw it hurts your heart, honey is an ingredient to use in dishes and desserts, its not for its own consumption
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke?
>>567312519why are antijp schizo contrarians always so angry about literally anything, even when it literally doesnt matter?the majority of the website used to be SEA, before /vt/ was nuked. ESL website, wanna be boomer
>>567314528
>>567314502yeah...
>>567312804>>567313205If your uma beats you you deserved it
>>567314635
>>567314513every day something new about this game is appearing kek
>>567314642The NY alt makes me feel some kinda way.... Think I'll just buy her with the ticket though
>>567307221Palmer Love!
>>567314775>dat ass
>>567314513there's no better value than the ticket just wait for that
>>567314758Ok... I'll bring the medium sparks.
>>567314728
>>567314724We can't be hating the draft giga-autist, man, thats just rude
>>567314513Only buy during ani events, perferably the tickets
>>567313972Tickezo LOVETickezo winning just qualified me for A finals
torenas are a danger to their trainee....
>>567314513this trainer bought a microsoft product in 2026
>big fluffy sidetail>big green eyes>freckles>big fat tits>slim waist>long legs>knows the value of hard worksign me up
>>567315041>breeder's cup pieces event starts now
>>567314528>>567314728>>567314928Golshi would do this.
>>567314724>Why do women who play a game with exclusively girls like girls?
>>567315170No, too ugly
>>567315041looks like she's in love
Will she?
>>567315041
>>567314724She sets up draft events near daily, probably the only person who properly enjoys the game and isnt losing their mind over cm
>>567315269
Spe-chan love
>>567315274I will not touch the cow
>>567314846
>>567315314>chocobodid bobo really not have amy other alts after her valentine's one?
>>567315149oooohhh those frecklestomboy freckles and green eyesI'm getting visions of maomao
>>567315362Damn!! Does anyone have the full? I'm not giving that SEAmonkey my hard-earned money no sireee
>>567315362>giving a boy oral sexFaggot
>>567315349>>567314724Please stop shilling your sloptuber.
>>567315534Yes.
>>567314513no refunds
>>567315149Tonguin' that tummy
>>567315041that just means she really really likes you as a friend
>>567315534I don't see the appeal of oral sex on women? Like I need something to fill my mouth or it feels like I'm not doing anything.
>>567315454No, she hasnt gotten her second alt yet. She's more likely to get another support card that's mandatory for fronts and makes her unviable as an ace.
>>567315274cumming all over biwa's big headafter using her big mouth to satisfy my cockand then, going for around two using her big tits until i give her a big load on her big ass
>>567315585Some of you niggas have zero reading comprehension
>>567315657>She's more likely to get another support card that's mandatory for fronts and makes her unviable as an ace.
>>567315665Buy an ad.
my favorite post is the one with tamamo and oguri agreeing that next bread will be butter
>>567314513>Buys a known to be awful soulless product>Screams that his retard hardware can't play itDeserved it, Bakushit faggot whale.
>>567315752Breaking Bad.
When does Matikanefukukitaru's second alt come out?
>>567315534Stego is a cute girl.
>>567314828she looks really pretty
>>567314485What did they do this time?
>>567315597>fujicucks>>567315652Mostly beta males being submissive.
>>567315781It's a good post, that's true
>>567315659What the fuck!
>>567315787Not low rez enough
>>567314724>>567315349I hate her fake laughing
>>567315781WHERE IS IT YOU FAT FUCK!?>567315874>Vtrannies
>>567315874>Mostly beta males being submissive.yeah and I'm saying it doesn't feel complete without something in the back of your throat
>>567315454>create perfection>create perfection for a second timeI dont see the point in a second alt, unless they want to create perfection again
>>567315852>boyuma and tranny hag dancing Soulless.
>>567314828i want to pull for her alt, but i don't think i'll have any carats after light hello....
>>567315839Summer alt this year, TRUST!
i'm tired of pretending that pearl isn't sexy
>>567316062They have 100% forgotten about her as a character
>>567315652>>567315874If you dont like vaginas you might not be straight
>>567315990>>>/y/
>>567315874>t.
I'm tired of pretending pearl isnt a trannyI'm tired of pretending GoldShit isn't a schizoI'm tired of being tired
>>567316062watch her bikini be made out of fortune items
>>567315839Trust the plan. All the 1*/2* get a cheer/sports alt. It is going to be her turn this year.
>>567315873Their most recent heinous crimes is avoiding the words smartphone and big sister
>>567316108She had a pretty prominent (whiny) role in Stego's career. She's not completely forgotten.
>>567314812Yeah shit's pretty bad, the devs actually sell your data to chinks. I bought this because I liked the first one.>>567315787the fact that it affects newer cpus only only screams of jeetcode and incompetence. Also I don't think you get a lot of stuff with those 27 eur, maybe a selector or something at anni.
>>567316108Nah, she is part of Stego career and got a new ssr earlier this year.
>>567315274Are these the biggest tits depicted in the anime? I don't think even Creek's were this big.
>>567316031She'll be selectable with the $20 uma ticket during 2nd anni
>>567316085The tranny will never be sexy.
DID SOMEONE JUST SAY STEGO? WHAT THE FUCK GO BACK AAAAAAAAAAAA MY BRAIN IT HURTS
>>567316140vaginas are for your penis not your tongue
where are the good cm14 parents? chop chop, lazyfucks.
>>567316309tru. but the fomo on getting her on her release...would getting a monthly carat pack starting now be enough?
>>567316373Every inch of a womans body is for your tongueYou are immensely homosexual if you wouldnt lick a sweaty umamusume clean from head to toe
Tazuma is an umaI have the proof!
>>567315486Gwo...
i want to lap up kingu's first-rate pussy until she squirts all over my face so i can drink up her first-rate essence
>>567316530
>>567316434It'll be close. The monthly helps out a lot, but I don't think it alone will get you the 30K you need for the guarantee. Maybe if you daily pull with the paid carats it adds up? Use the calculator to see if it'll work.
>>567316085So called MILF mommy lovers when an actual suga momma walks in
>>567316512This
>>567316373but a penis can't lick and suck the clitoris tho
>>567314792god that top is so sexy what the fuck
>>567316560translate it weeaboos
>>567316647she makes my dick hardbut post-sex, i would be reminded she looks like a whore and i'd feel ashaned of myself for paying for her
>>567316647That's a man
>>567316782>paying for her>implying she didnt pay you
>>567316434I mean depends on what you plan on rolling for. Blowing your load on Light Hello and getting NY Dia you can still get 400 pulls on Ramonu if you diligently do your dailies.
>>567316748Here u go bwo
>>567316748
>>567304585Do you guys have some sort of choice in the matter?
>>567316920I said weeaboos not clankers
>>567316512>lick a sweaty umamusume cleanFuck off, Sirius
>>567316920he said WEABOOS, not AI troons>>567316931Better!
>>567304769explode
>>567316915nta, but is ramonu wit really that important?my kamioshi is ledd than a month after her...
>>567316920picture?
>>567316931Thanks even though that translation sucks ass
>>567317049Ramonu is the best wit card for every style for medium and mile (the most common distances) for a while. When exactly she falls off for a specialist card depends on the style. She powercreeps FineMo and is in fact that important
it is my responsibility and privilege to clean up every inch of kingu's sweaty post-race body with my tongue
>>567317248No
>>567316989Nope. You gotta grab me by the balls and tell me to accept your valentine gift.
10 from a red? don't mind if i do
>>567317248no
You're ready to pull, right?
>>567316975I would be her puppy-chan if it meant getting to taste her jobber sweat
>>567317248it's a pain in the ass to wash my trainee's clothes
>>567317049>>567317235I should add I'm in giga save mode so I can roll on her, CB and Kris S myself as well
>>567317248Yes
>>567317360no
MANT has actually made me hate Pearl with how many times she makes me clock at Niigata Junior.
>>567316931DID SOMEONE SAY MAMBO
>>567317360i'm cleating the event SSR out of spite for giving us c*rren whore instead of literally any other featured umabride
>homosexual hours
>>567317402HOEH
Ohh scheisse
>>567317360i'd rather not infect my account with her diseases
>>567317558
>>567317558>he says posting a cuck/ntr uma that fucking HATES you
>>567317248She doesn't look like she would enjoy that
>>567317558>Coal Shitty
MANT has actually made me hate Pearl with how many cocks i use on her at Niigata Junior
The duality of homestretch procs
>>567317531
>>567317638>>567317662you're really easy to call outpaperbag skin
>>567317504>he jobbed to the trannyGit gud
>tranny tranny trannyholy schizo hours
>>567317778brian gassed out
>>567317558Training Shichis skin to feel lonely without the presence of my tongue after running
>>567316743>slim waist>fat titsIt really accentuates how outrageous her body is
>>567317883the third world gets Sunday off
>>567317662Me on the right
have sex with your trainee in front of her fans
>>567318012I was gonna say the thread is miserable right now
>>567318012so does most of White Europe
>>567318009You're late running the Fujin propaganda now that no one can impulse roll her now. I do wish she wasn't sandwiched between Palmer and the Cheerleaders else I might have impulse'd her.
>no 60fps>no super-skip>no casual outfits>no energy counter>no spark reroll>no spark search>no card sorting>no easier daily-shop>no evo skills>no autowhy does cygames insist upon throwing themselves down the same pitfalls again and again?
>>567318124
curren's fans are exclusively seanigs, btw
>>567318174>no 60fps>no super-skipLOOOOOOL HE DOESNT CHEAT WHAT A LOSER>maya pedoadds up
>>567317901I thought that might have happened too but it was hard to tell that late into the race. There weren't any debuff skills on anyone so I ruled that out initially.
>>567314724She has a male (man) (guy) (not a woman) fiance though...
>>567318174Because if they give every qol at once there would be no novelty at each anniversary
curren is aW H O REHORE
#dontshaythat....
>>567318170I postponed her career way too much>impulse rollThat's how I got her
>>567318397Ad buy
>>567318238>trainy>tranny
How come threads during burgerhours are always such an unusable mess? If anything 4chan has taught me that SEA and SEAhours are always the bad ones, but it is actually incorrect?
not even the people that post curren actually like curren
This worth keeping in any form as a future parent?
>>567318238Don't call it that
>>567318595nyo
>>567318453Tell that to >>567314724Just correcting him
I liked you guys better when you were posting spaghettis
>>567318562Thread is entirely normal right now, thoughever
really makes you think
After every race I personally clean off every inch of her sweaty body, give her a deep massage from head to toe, and brush her hair and tail while giving her nonstop positive reinforcement about what an amazing performance she had.
round 2 day 1 wr status?post em
>>567318562The majority of the website always has been burger, it's a burger website after all. SEAs show up about burgertime as well, making things worse.Let's not pretend that only SEAs trash post, burger do it as well.
The Mejiros are flying tonight!
Took too long to respond.
>>567318737>leafs>pajeets>central and southern americans>fucking australians
>>567318835not-gentle rough sex with gentildonna
>>5673187564/53/53/54/5Feelin good getting carried by my Brian, lates truly are the most soulful style
>>567318762YWNBAA>>567318787Ugly family
>>567318737>PolandI KNEW IT! ITS THOSE DAMN POLS AT IT AGAIN!>>567318835Gentle Wife SEX!
>>567318737>russo ukrainian war is actually falco vs curren
>>567318442
>>567318787soul
>>567318747Good torenas always go the extra mile
>>567318787it's so green...
>>567318737>the entire british commonwealth, including IndiaThat's crazy
>british commonwealthnot a thing anymore you disgusting bigot /pol/tard
>>567318595If you have nothing better. Pace pink is the worst in the game.
>>567318562If the threads are bad but slow during SEAhours then amerimutthours takes it a step further and nosedives it straight to /trash/
>>567318756Still hanging on
>>567318747thank you for doing that
>>567319176
>>567318835No gorilla posting
Good night friends!!
>>5673187565-5-5-5
>>567319014MILE?!
>>567319141I didn't even say anything remotely offensive. Why are you triggered?>not a thing anymore I meant thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Nations
Wait, you guys aren’t seriously complaining about uma thirst posts?Fuck off lol
>>5673187561 1 3 3. Races are tough but I managed once again to slip into A finals.
>>567319173 >>567318690Figures. Thought I'd ask while I'm here, finally getting a blur that isn't complete dog shit, or zero whites.
Oguri Cap, like Oguri capped
>>567319323Sluts show their bellies
Oguri Crap, like Oguri Poop
>>567319305anon, it's barely lunch...
>>567319268
>>567319391mmmm tamamo
>>567319323Mile races are the best!
>>567319323Gran Cutelegria
>>567319141Imagine unironically getting triggered by the mention of the british commonwealth
>>567319491someone edit this replacing tama with salted butter
Oguri Cop,like Oguri cant breathe
>>567314725because it's fun to ragepost about esl jpfags
>>567318756i don't run until the last day of a round
what will curren's 2nd alt be?im thinking swimsuit
>>567319365You gotta start somewhere. Once you have 1 great parent you start snowballing into several great parents. Starting that snowball is the tough part.
>>567319489He leaves the board. I don’t think he actually sleeps at this time.
>>567319640a stripper outfit
>>567319491
>>567319268I would marry her so hard.
>>567319660>Once you have 1 great parent you start snowballing into several great parentslollmaorofl
>>567319545No
>>567319558I'm guessing he holds some grudge against the brits or something
>>567317531Mambo!
>>567319660>you start snowballing into several great parentsAs someone that's been playing since D1, and only has 2-3 (what I feel) worthwhile parents, I'm not sure 'bout that one.By which I mean 9* blue parents as a starting line. Very URA mentality, I know, but I'm also lazy to learn ALL the details like an autist, nor am I able to.Tried getting a "purpose made" 9* Stam parent once, took me forever.
>>567319818me on the right
>>567319818Me on the right
>>567313367top to bottom, A-F:>A3>E4>F1>F2>F3>F4
>>567319818Me on the left
>>567319936>>567319950You can't both be on the right because I am.
>>567319936>>567319950>>567320041why are you brown?
>>567320060The sun loves me a lot
>>567319773Oguri on the cap
>>567320064you first
>>567319982F3 and F4 are literally the exacts same thing with different colors...
>>567319818As a African American man Gran Algeria has become my second favorite Uma (after Grass Wonder)
>>567319875blues are the least important spark. anyone that is exclusively hunting 9-spark blue legacies is a retard.
...Have I been playing the scenario wrong this whole time? I've just been doing 2SPD, 2PWR, 2WIT regardless of Uma and inheriting pitiful amounts of Stamina/Power
>>567320064Only if you buy me 4 gift cards for $500 each.This country disgusts me so much.
>>567320243>4 speedNo.
>>567320191Africa, now
>>567319827sure is nice having kicked their asses so long ago that I don't even think about anglos
>>567320243essentially every TB deck is 2speed, 2wit, 2flex.
>>567319274Or what?
>>567320243thats an unity guide gwoqwohwo
ummmm uma musume pretty derby general...?
>>567320223For URA those 9* blues were important since cobbling stats together was harder. Now that statlines are easier to hit distance & skills are the priority.
>>567320223Sure, maybe, but I struggle with stats as it is, so not sure how I'd feel without those nice 150-200 free stat boosts.
>>567316806Damn you hang out with some hot dudes
>>567320414I'm sorry but its not actually, this is coming straight from the global ref document
>>567320370But I was born in America...
>>567320439We are currently discussing the game. Pay attention, Dumb Falcon.
> Now that statlines are easier to hitspoken like a trve bvhibro
>>567320352average Tuesday afternoon for a Shichi hater
>>567320439falco sex
I love CMS!
Post something cute
>>567320543the same doc was telling people to skip the kitasan rerun, just ignore everything it says
>>567320439What's that?
playing Brian's career in URA for the first timeno spoilers please
>>567320605
>>567320439Uma Musume: Pretty Derby General
>>567320651the fact that you think riko is a bad card in TB means no one should listen to anything you say.
>>567320543that doc is only good for objective informationignore all "advice", it's removed from the OP for a reason
>>567320681So what were her ten desires anyway?
>>567317404yeah and having to buy new under garments so they don't notice me taking them is expensive too
>>567320558Go back to Africa >>567320807
>>567320725Thats not cute, but very funny.I was hoping someone made a soundpost of it
>>567320681>sanae>when he could be posting the uma touhou
>>567320543>capping speed with fuku alonediddy blud does NOT play the game
>>567320543You have to plan around the growth rates of who you are training. 20% -> 1-2 cards. 10% -> 2 cards. 0% -> 2-3 (3 being more consistent).
>>567320605>>567320748Uma Musume: Pretty Derby General Boyfriend
>>567320821dicks
>>567320873Sorry, I just love cowtits too much. She is cute too though.
so... this is enough for groundwork, right? haha...
>>567320858?
>>567320439why the long face?
>trusting guides made to gaslight players so [they] get all the plats for themselves
>>567320750I thought it was an unity guide because it has a 800 power req on a 3/4 speed build
>>567320965>sanae>when he could be posting the uma touhou
>>567321080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-QrNLfvRzU
>>567320974Yeppers
>>567320974Unironically? Yes, you're not winning the early race without TTL anyway.
>>567321202me on the left
>>567320923That makes more sense, thanks anon
>>567321202REEEE JP POSTING AAAAAAA
GL will be better
pill me on ignited witwhy do I need it for fronts?
>>567320858I've never even been to Africa more than once!!!!
>>567321080https://youtu.be/bC6pmtUxe0o
>>567321335>needNo>good as a second source of pp’s effect in case you dont get ppYes
>>567321335either that or PP both are finePP is better imo
>AGNES poster>reddit memesyeah adds up
Odds = Pace chaser teamEvens = Late surger team0 = I become Ryan's sex slave
>>567316386I'm dying here my man.>>567319660haha... yeah...
!
>>567321480
>>567321480>0Bye bye Mejiro maker
>>567320858Only if you come with me
>>567321480uhm
>>567321243>>567321247thanksers I'm in group B regardless lol
>>567321480hey
>>567316386cm14 parents are going to be ass. New inherits and one some of the most annoying umas to win with: king halo, flower or have a million aptitudes if you want a mant quality like Pasa with far less time, resources and a burnt out community
>>567321480based
>>567321480Oh fuck me. Which team should I pick though. Rolling again.
>at the end of palmer's story the URA buys her a fucking CARand here i am a torena on the worlds shittest salary
>>567321114Thats cute!
>>567321484You're trying to hit umastan for a front loop? and of course you're going insane aiming for 3* 3* I'd just settle on the pink and skills stats are easier and just require the high roll especially on fronts who usually have one good growth
My God
>>567321686based again
>>56732181320 dollar paizuri special, cash up front
stop posting non-global umas
>>567321718you have to marry your rich uma or reverse sugar daddy
>>567321484>that criteriayou have no one to blame but yourself, anon. let the general know when you hit your 1/5000.>>567321658i suppose i'll have to do it myself...
>>567305172Daiwa's boobs became very saggy after breastfeeding our children.
I will never forgive myself for skipping anus fujinbut my hands are forced, I've umarolled too much and her base form is just not as good as the alts, despite being the sexiest
>>567321950shutup idol schizo
>>567321813I've been claimed by her as well
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaGusher/comments/1tfuqmd/ten_children_at_10/Why is reddit full of outspoken predators?
>>567321950Nyo
>>567321950they hated jesus for speaking the truth
>>567321872>>567322043Very nice indeed
Do we agree with Digitan?
I'm not clicking that, someone else summarize the link for me
>>567322067>Why is reddit full of degeneratesThere is subreddits for literal animal abuse, killing and what other insanity, yet people always go on about how bad of a place le 4chin is
>>567322128freckles are so cute
>>567321950Kotowaru
jollibee is average, at best.
>>567322138Cutest uma and my hecking daughterino
>>567322171
>>56732206790% are coded high schoolers so don't clutch your pearls too hard
ok pedo FREAK didnt ask
>>567322205I want to be group raped by her, Ardan and Creek so much.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2056057156747636761 this but uma musume when
That's not very first rate of you Kawakami
>>567322138>the high school/college aged pedoPeak
>>567320965I love Sanae's cowtits too! For me it's also Yuyuko, Kasen, Eirin, Patchy, Yukari
>>567322138https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm39500600yes
Uma x Shota is peak
>>567322291Best umamusume musume.
>>567322320Sha-based
>>567322392I don't know, Anon. Gentil is pretty possessive. She might not want to share you.
>>567308028Air groove is not a hag!
>>567322397These look retarded, Japs really need to make child porn legal again and get rid of this disgusting titty monster hag shit
>>567321809All of these can be used. The one I listed is the ideal one. (which never gonna happen). If i get a parent with 3* blue, groundwork and ignited wit, I'm already happy.If I get GW+ignited wit+DD, with 3* blue I'm very happy.>>567321981not criteria, just what I'm aiming for.
>>567322571>>567320965we just postan tits now? ok
>>567322719Tits are always welcome.
>>567322490kingu humiliating her daughter the same way her mother did to herstop generational hate
>>567307924True! Nothing wrong with being bricked up and enjoying Dia with your bwos, though
Which uma would get tricked into doing porn?
>>567322670fuck off curren pedo
>>567320710Brian dies
are there any 2hu x uma collabs?
>>567322918ines fujin
>>567322918oguri.
>>567322935fuck off faggot
image limit alert
>>567322904I'd meet up and fap to Dia-chan with you desu senpai.
ass > tits btw
>>567322397hot
>>567323092>>567323092>>567323092
>>567322719Cowtits specifically, even
>>567322959she would be so disappointed when she realized that there's no real eating involved
>>567322632that art style looks familiar.
>>567322918Gold City probably does it willingly, Maruzensky would do it too just for shits and giggles
>>567323070I like tits better, but ass is an essential uma right too. Bobo's seems particularly slappable.
>>5673187562/52/51/52/5But my Oguri has a 76% 2nd and 86% 3rd rate. I have have had so many 2nd places with every other fucker far behind me. I just hope tomorrow I can get a 3 win once.
