Previous: >>567304450>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo
Digitan LOVE
i want to gangbang haru with my /uma/bros
>>567323092FINALLY A GOOD OP FOR ONCE
>>567323289hey you can't post that
Sell me on shota. Is there essential anime in this genre that most people love?
Winning Ticket feet in my mouth
Tanino Gimlet has taught Rose Kingdom how to kick a fence
>>567323092
This thread is VF
This is the protagonist of Umamusume. Say something nice about her.
>>567323440she raped me
Palmer sex
>>567323289I need an Ulala and Magenta crossover in those outfits.>>567323515I don't think that's allowed, Anon...
>>567323289Her bandaids make her look like she's a druggie, porn artists should remove that filth
>>567323515Umanko daisuki!
>>567323515Puffy kitty
>horny hours
>>567323515straight line for a straight line uma
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>567323515Straight up kitty!
>>567323683Lack of libido is a sign of low testosterone, Anon.
Your club does still have its original members right anon? Your club isn't a soulless club that replaced it's founding members with mercs right?
>>567323824KIMI TO
Creek....
>>567323561she's so rad...building one rn for the marvelous derby
>>567323639Chin up, kawachi!
I WANNA ROLL FOR SUMMER MARU SUPPORT ALREADY
>>567323824>no giant wrecking ball crashing on them at the end smashing them to bits and killing them alli don't know why i expected that but i'm disappointed...
>>567323868My club doesn't even have its original danchou
>>567323683I don't want to be seen associating with anyone who doesn't combine their masturbation time with their uma time
>>567323683
Last Thread
>>567323952are you doing her as runaway or in MANT?i pulled her earlier and did a unity run and it was fucking dogshit, I have apparently completely forgotten how to play that scenario
>>567324114
>>567324114>mambo pic
>>567324032I do have some balls that i coumd crash into you if you know what i mean finemo poster...
Let's all rape Narita Brian
>>567324114we gotta umanko harder this thread
>>567324198Just do a ura run next time bwo
>>567324041Such violent hate speech...
>>567324114Curren LOVE
>>567324198just doing MANT, she'll be as free as she wants after this scenario so I don't mind only frotting for now
>>567324208model name for extra-large horsecock dildo made by Bad Dragon
>>567324264
>>567320190It's not my fault she looks criminally good in it. but fair point, D1 instead
>>567324114>american boobs
>>567323868Does it count if I came back after club hopping
>>567324114RETARD HOUR
>>567324263>coumd>>567324289just post this guys bouncy porn already
>>567324330>only frotting for nowThats gay
>>567324114I intend to.
>>567324437Youre a slut
>>567324394
>>567324349You're not wrong.
>>567323868we had to kick ra... aelred was a traitor... and keb, well.....
>>567324437>Does it count if I settle down after living out my youthShameless whore
*enlarges your uma*
>summer maruzensky touted as an oppressive frontrunner that will define the meta>was okay for literally one (1) CM and entirely eclipsed by chocolate bourbon>summer maruzensky speed touted as a must-pull for frontrunners and will be a permanent second speed card>35 spec priority>25 friendship bonus>25 training effect only at maxed facility
>>567324114>Creek enjoy sweaty derby play
>>567324606
>>567324697Most sovlless club
>>567324485
>>567324697Aelred was a hero...
>>567324697
>>567324697>aelred was a traitorBwo you guys were just his side piece...
>>567324905>the game sucksBased.
>>567324802dancho bounces like this??
>>567323868original members... that's like half the club now that I think about it
>>567324485he hasnt done any uma porn so there's nothing to post
>>567324724You forgot>trust me 1LB is totally usable>20 prio>no ME
>>567324697Do you kick your family members out making them homeless just cause you don't like them??Mambo is horrible... shameless SHAMELESS EVIL
>>567324905Sad to think he was basically kicked and got tired of his own members, and he's the one of the OG of that club...
small umas only
Now that enough time has passed and the dust has settled are we all in agreement that marvelous sunday is extremely sexy?
>>567325087If they were leeches I would
What umonster is this?
>>567325165thug
>>567325150I would mating press her for hours until she was pregnant with septupletsIf you know what I mean
>>567324114These are nice but you can always manipulate this by spamming.Impregnate Creek
>>567323824I wish I had done brass in band instead of clarinet. They are more audible outside and it seems like you can do a whole lot more with them.
>>567324723I thought she had no ears for a moment...
I wish I could be Bourbon and constantly get pushed hard enough that I'm like this at "rest"
>>567324723WTF I LOVE MANHATTAN CAFE NOW
>>567324728Impregnate Creek
post something cute
>>567324724S.Maru still does well, she's just a giant pain to build. Choco Bourbon is way worse as an ace; all she excels at is being a glorified blocker.
Is anyone else going to be bricked when Grand Live starts because they don't have nearly enough carrats to get more than one copy of Tachyon & Light Hello? >tfw will never be able to be competitive again after MANT ends
>>567325525Cygames matchmaking will match you with other plays that have similar cards. Please do not worry
My "new" club is really nice and chill and all but I kinda wish we had some drama.I think I'm starting to understand why girls leave their nice but boring bfs to be with bad boys.
>>567325508
>>567325612>I think I'm starting to understand why girls leave their nice but boring bfs to be with bad boys.you know it
>>567325525you only need 45k carats
>>567325153>kicking your mom and brothers and sisters out instead of caring for them
>>567325525There is time for them. It seems like I can save up 400 carats. What will that be enough for?Impregnate Creek.
>>567325631Are they deio stebbing on ants?
>>567325525who cares about being competitive vs whalesi've given up bothering about that
>>567325525theoretically, you only need 1500 carats.
>>567325686I had to live on my own since I was 16 if Mom wants to move in she can start by apologizing then paying rent
>>567325789ameribro...
the winner is gold ship
Can we take a moment to talk about umaBOYS?
>>567325870Nah.
>>567325789American parents are way too ruthless
>>567325508Teio!
Oguri plap
Any good gold skills for pacers in cm14 or should I just borrow ntr for fcm?
>>567325745>nyoo who cares about being competitive vs G1-winning umasThis is how you sound. Even the weakest mob umas still try to win and here you are giving up.
>>567325789Apologize for what
>>567325683I don't think that will be possible anon...
Are there also circus Umas?
>>567325525I don't want to sound like an ass, but I'm pretty sure it was posted numerous times including myself to save your carats for tachy banner. you need 50k minimum.
>>567325683*51000We won't be getting 100 pulls on Tach/Light cards, only 60. The free pulls are divided between the Tach/Light and the Teio/Turbo banners.
>>567326106you'll need to use THAT
>>567323868I was one of the first members for my club, a bit sad seeing them drop the game one-by-one and being replaced by random players.
>>567326140>I don't want to sound like an assYou very much do
>>567326161Shit, I forgot to sayImpregnate Creek.
gn
>>567324264Ok. I'll start
>>567323683I fapped to oguri feet today...
>>567326106gwo what did you do...........
>>567325789That's actually rough, buddy... You're exempt>>567325971B**mers real ones, not the meme 30-40-50 year olds are truly the worst people on this planet
>>567326106I'll help her bloom with my benis perennis
>>567326384Nishino & Muteki drained me I want to roll on Sweepy too...
>there are poor trainers in this generalyou rack disciprine.
>>567326357Share with us
>>5673265064 years of foresight and you still managed to brick your account, good job
>>567325165Umafied draft horse. They absolutely mog racing pansies.
>>567326415I hate people who do half-assed cosplays like thisIf you're already putting in all that effort in the getup might as well do the pose properly with the correct lighting and angles instead of just doing a thousand yard retard stare at the camera
Impregnate Creek
>>567326027Pls respond
It's Sunday, so I shall send all of you to the Marvelous Dimension!
>>567326719you can gamble with neck and neck but the daiwa card kinda blows
Why is tissue box so much worse than a single carrot? Tissue box has greater monetary value
>>567323809She's literally happily married but go off. Rest are like queer vtubers so I don't know who you're shadow boxing
>>567326027I would help you but I'm still parent farming
>>567326694she does a dance though >>567325915
>>567326748W-What happens there?
>>567326802You can't eat tissue
>>567326851rape
>>567326694do you think cosplayers only take one, singular picture with the cosplay and nothing else?
>>567326802eat carrot brain make serotonin
>>567326851MARVELOUS feelings!
>>567326661Could you resist thisCould you???
>>567326719Nice cowtits.
>>567323515>draws pussy>give it non-flesh color>it's sfw now
I want to marry an uma.
>>567326946Yeah because I dont care about pace chasers and even more importantly I am not a pedophile
>>567326947Is it bad if I got a chub from this
a quick little pamanone of my events finished, as you'd expect from this scenario
>>567326968But its stocking so it's ok!Do you like her pussy though...?
>>567326968it's just a flesh wound
>>567326851Many things
>>567326635n-no
>>567327024>I'm speaking to a Fr*ntfaggotAll I need to know Soulless NPCs wouldn't be able to understand the feelings of humans
when would you use a megaphone outside of summer trainings
>>567323392based god of destruction
>>567326968the outline of the labia isn't inherently sexual, chud. do you think women walking around with yoga pants so tight that it has shoved itself into their anus and cervix is sexual, bigot?
>>567327204When the training is good, duh. Also when I have enough for the summer
>>567323392>all these different colored planks
>>567327164stay mad and stay bricked retard, hope my soulful late wives with actually good cards get matched agiants you every cm
>>567325915LOL THAT TAMAMOHAHAHAHA
>>567327289eveer buy 40% then?
>>567321480
>>567327164
>>567327204January, Early August, whenever some crazy double/triple rainbow appears, TS Climax. I do save 2 60% megaphones for summer.
>>567327113I feel like Spechud doesn't belong in this collage, you could just as easily use Air Groove who is fucking massive.
>>567327417Yeah
>>567327417Yes I buy all 40s and 60s
>>567326713agreed
>>567327361Hoooly BASED.
NYAAAA
>>567327562The original scene arguably makes sense sense in context than the meme clip
Has Cygames ever once fixed any of the typos they've made
Marvelous Sunday Derby! Sponsored by Skub, A premium brand you can trustYou know the drill, 5 races, 5 winners, random moods, random racetracks.Let's have a marvelous start of the week!This week's special race: Victoria MilePLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE (1) (ONE) (UNO) (EIN) (一) UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKING AND SHAMINGThe races will be:Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt MileSUPER SKUB SPRINT RACE41745170MILE (Victoria Mile)17600772MEDIUM41183934LONG 32240384DIRT MILE86774844First race starts in 30 minutes from now or when all rooms are full, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.
>>567323092Cheeky 10pulls are crazy, they reaffirm my gambling addiction
>>567327361>EishinNot even half as sexy as Nishino
>>567327812they fix them often but still miss a few. I think its from a lack of reporting them and assuming others have
>princess fighterI don't think I've ever seen this bg before
>>567327909perfect timing
>>567326968maybe she has really tanned legs
>>567327997
>>567326995I want to marry and squeeze DaiSca's fat tits!
I'm in, boys!
>>567328067Uma are groomed by national propaganda since the time they're little filliessad
>>567327909i will win atleast 1
>>567326947>>567326719Isn't it kind of gay for women to milk cows?
>>567327204apart from the obvious big stack trainingswhen the training is at least ok and there's a reasonable chance of training again on the same megaphoneeven if you only get +12 bonus the first time, if there's 50% chance of getting another +12 then the expected is +18 which is about worth it for the 40% megaphone (55 money)+12 only needs about a single rainbow so more trainings than you might think are worth speculatively megaphoningwhen you do 33+ race careers there is a bit excess shop money so even a marginal use is good
>>567328201not expecting to win but I got to make a cool dirt shitty
>>567328319more women should milk cows in preparation for motherhood
>>567325612>My "new" club is really nice and chill and all but I kinda wish we had some drama.miss me with that bullshit. My club is A+, comfy as fuck, no drama, Danchou shitposts about raping everyone, and we trade sprint shoes like motherfuckers. Wouldn't trade it for anything, even Mambo.
>>567325612If you were a woman, you would be a whore
>>567328548post club name
>>567328789Mambo
>>567325612Mambo will have a spot next month or maybe even sooner if you want to join
>>567326802Cultural reasons. Businesses constantly hand out tissue packets as token gifts to try and get business. Kind of like matches back when smoking was still common in the West. They would feel more like winning a sales flyer than a prize.
Hey
no oguri cap, is CM14 when gutsmaxxing becomes a viable strategy or not?
>>567328708its trueall women are whores
You know, that is actually a good pointWe hit our peak rank as a club when shitposting about it was at its peakMaybe drama motivates people to do runs
>>567328789No. It's comfy, drama-free, and nobody on /uma/ talks about itI will occasionally praise it but that's as far as I'll go.
>>567328936If its so bad that its worse than getting nothing and just annoys people and they throw it away, why do they still do it?
>>567328548>even Mambo>implying Mambro isn't one of the current worst drama clubs around after the takeover
>>567328953hey
>>567329108>We hit our peakS3 moment
>>567326154socials?
Mambo status?
>>567323392>>567327217>>567327349
>>567329128its futamusume isnt it
>>567329136because it isnt and it doesnt
>>567329053Yeah from the lack of stam requirement and high duel potential. But high rolling on guts is a pain in the ass compared to a standard speed wit deck
>>567329201wahey
>>567329140It is, but the guys in Mambo really like it. The only one who didn't was Keb, sadly. RIP, fren. Thanks for taking me in last September, 'twas fun
>>567329128So it's not an /uma/ club then? Haha, who cares then
Uma&Co danchou is the ERP Dia poster
nature lobby. I was watching on vertical and this guy jumpscared the fuck out of me. Terrible build, guttsmaxxed with the worst skills imaginable and Med A, but almost won all the same.
fyi Aethelred from UmaDash is Aelred spy from Mambo
>>567329359Shut up before I rape you
/uma/ anon you hate the most?
>>567323139>>567328862omatsuri>>567328890zabu zabu yura yuraomatsuri>>567328917
Impregnate Eishin Flash because she is a great wifeImpregnate Rice Shower because she deserve happyness.Impregnate Special Week, she is cute despite being generic and unteresting.You are unable to impregnate Maruzensky she is past menopauseYou should not impregnate Oguri Cap, the foot bill is fucking huge.Do not impregnate Gold Ship, she is irresponsible as fuck.Impregnate Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet in the same night to dick the lesbian out of them.Impregmate Grass Wonder to make her ass even fatterImpregnate El Condor Pasa. Experiment to how much of an ethnic abomination will you create with that mutt.Impregnate Air Groove, there is a limit to her strictness, she will raise competent children without being a bitch.Try to Impregnate Fine Motion, hopefully her uma version is fertile unlike her IRL horse.Do not impregnate Mayano Top Gun, she is an annoying brat and I hate her.Impregnate Mihono Bourbon, the world needs more autistic kids.Impregnate Mejiro Ryan, to make her feel loved and feminine.Impregnate Agnes Tachyon, Daiwa turned out fine.Impregnate Winning Ticket, make more crying bitches.If Gold City ever gets pregnant take a fucking paternity test.Do not Impregnate Sakura Bakushin O, pregnancy would slow her down, and she is not the cute kind of retard.Do not Impregnate Super Creek if you cannot stop her from making your children weak willed, and constantly pampered.Impregnate Haru Urara, make more daughters out of your daughter.Impregnate Matikanefukukitaru, the world needs more schizo kids.Impregnate Nice Nature for the sake of the mother nature pun.Impregnate King Halo, she is a firsg rate mother, who have learned to not repeat the mistakes of her mother.Impregnate Matikanetannhäuser, she is cute.
>>567329473you
>>567329359you must be right!
>>567323579And Buena will punish her
>>567329473me
>>567327909MARVELLOUS!
(New) Mambo danchou is the anti-NTR schizo poster
>>567329389
>>567329486
Raping female trainers and their trainees together with my uma after we beat them in a race.
Autis/uma/ danchou is a puppet controlled by the /uma/club syndicate
Will you scout Inari?
please gracious anon, create the Gentildonna image you promised. Amen
>>567329595Neth here, this is true
>>567329536Umadash is full of shitposters
The only uma I've literally never seen run in any CM in any lobby is sakura gayono O
>>567329486i wish king heilo was my mother mine was pretty bad, a little bit like kingus in fact
post mambo
>>567329536Of course I am
>>567329731>>567318835
>>567329715I don't know yet
>>567329796You need to get sexed
Bleehhhhh
>>567329795On standard Tannhauser
I should have rolled for Ines
>>567327909Last 2 in long and we will start.
Gold Ship is so scary
>>567329935
>>567329614Impregnate this anon to make anon an illiterate tradwife.
Hey guys sorry to bother you, I’m back temporarily. I’m just wondering if there’s a way to find the mp4s I posted here? I transferred my data onto a different phone and those videos got deleted :(
>>567329957Sex
>>567330056check archive
>>567329957I would give one of my kidneys to spend one night with Jordie
>>567330056they're gone forever. go back to sleep.
literally addicted to saying coal shitty now
>>567330056You will need to search for your posts manually in the archive
>>567330056Nope thank godstay dead forever
>sprintAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE
>B group>trainer with UG umas>they lose
>>567330056https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/*.mp4if they were soundposts, https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/%2Asound%2A.mp4/
>>567330056here you go
>>567330061What would she even do with a trainer that small? She would barely feel it, no matter where she sticks him.
>>567330209bloating your guts and hitting fl does not a good uma make. A lot of the TT guys just throw in their score maxed teams which usually don't have proper accel
at least meyiro dobah is a useful breeder and wasn't a waste of carrots
>>567330209most people obtain UG umas by using a calc, gutsmaxxing with shitty cards, and buying the most skills possible no matter how useless they are even if they don't work on the track or style. It's a huge rating inflation. Check their skills I guarantee at least 3 are useless like heals or skills you'd never normally buy
>>567327909>all full but long
>>567318835simply amazing, thank you very much, anon, may you win every CM for the next three months. how do you make these?
>>567330056Never come back baby rapist
>>567330183We love our AI first search engines folks
>>567324724S Maru mogs all the other front runners. I don't think you actually play CM.
You've done it now, Torena-san...
>>567329941>>567327909All rooms are full, thank you for your participation.The marvelous sunday derby for this week is starting now!First race is the Sprint race (sponsored by skub)
>>567330470I CACKLED
>>567330228There’s no way to search by keywords??
>>567330471ai thinks paama is reddit
>>567330183MARVELOUS
>>567327485Her racewear doesn't show enough cleavage to make the cut.
>>567330470
>>567330492>mogsthe adults are discussing.
>>567330543I knew I shouldn't have gone to eat lunch
>>567330056neck yourself>>567330470This
>>567329473ILoveMeiya
>>567330543King Halo wins the Sprint Race of the week!Victoria Mile race in 5 minutes!
>>567330274she's ask him to use her clit as a punching bag
Bakushin and Grass crashing my mare race
>>567330786CURRENKEKS
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*SHE'S COMING HOME LADS*BANG*SHE'S COMING HOME*BANG*BANG*
>>567330492shit takevbobo is literally the best front runner in game currently, no contest
>>567330786holy shit i won a fucking marvelous roommy life is complete
I love babiesdo you hate babies?
>>567329986>queue before reset>almost lose to S+ with Ug1bwo
>>567330786>Awful mood>get buriedOf course this happens to me...
>>567330575You can search in /uma/ threads specifically
>>567330721Is VBourbon finished as an ace when Bourbon Wit gets released? Won't gold Groundwork be human rights for fronts?Who replaces Chocolate Gundam as prime front ace?
2 more weeks
>>567330786if only I had normal mood instead...........
>>567330497>heart pupilsOh no, anything but the beautiful maidens from the Satono household
>>567330451Sex with failed umas who got humbled by those with actual talent.
>>567330575you can search by keywords too
>>567330786marebros?
>>567329425You have no evidence...
>>567330786Curren is so useless!
/uma/ anon you love the most?
>>567330597
>>567330786mile race is starting!
>>567331146Evidence is right in front of you whorren
>>567330781>cafe smiling down at you as her yellow eyes glow ever so faintly beneath the silky black curtain of her hairgiwtwm
>>567330860She's a great blocker. As an ace she's pretty awful. I've yet to see her win any matches, but she steals uniques from all the other HONEST racers.
>>567331080she should be browner
Playing URA and holy shit the music was so much betterWhen the third year hits... oh man
>>567330914gold ship is strong what can I say
>>567331259which makes her already the best front if she can cuck you out of angling with no effort
>>567331068I THINK I GOT IT. >>567330993I FORGOT I NAMED THE FILES
>>567331198I don't want to say...I'm shy...
POTENTIAL LOST
stop wasting my finemo imagesI have to post too you know
>>567330575since you named some of your posts your only chance is checking via pic rel but that's it if you remember, since others are IMG ones i think that's gonna be hard, and i'm unaware if you can check both IMG filenames AND specifically posted on /uma/ threads
>>567331214Sakura Chiyono O wins the mile race!!Medium race in 5 minutes
>>567331213MARVELOUS ONE
>>567331468STOP RIGGING
>>567331408*sexes you*
>>567329748I've seen her once this CM and once or twice before that. Pretty rare pokemon.>>567329136It's a procedural story event in a videogame, Anon. They needed a bad outcome and that's just the logic behind what they went with.
>>567331468Potential Uma...
>hot springs on my first careeruh oh
>>567331408You can post other umas too you knowI do it too
>>567331468pacegawds
I've only eaten some bologna and coffee for my diet and I've had terrible wet shits.
>>567331468All these losers owe me sex
>couldn't get into group A with 2 fronts and 1 lateeh maybe next time.
>>567331468ummmmmmmmmm gaslightbros??? I thought taiki was le bad????
>>567331349I build aces to WIN, not to prevent other from winning. Stealing angling then doing nothing with it, allowing the Gold Ship that's 3K rating lower win is not a winning strategy.
>>567331578
>>567331549STOP POSTING FINE MOTION BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FUNNY INSIDE.
>>567331441>and i'm unaware if you can check both IMG filenames AND specifically posted on /uma/ threadsyou canhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tnum/567323092/filename/%2A.mp4/
>>567331382Pussy
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567328449I support this. It's okay for biological women to be a little bit gay.
>>567331578coffee is a diuretic, gives me the shits sometimes, its just a thing
>>567331548You can't fail now.
>>567331382but what if it's me?
>>567331581Nyo
wdym im in demotion
AH FUCK I FORGOT TO JOIN MARV DERBYAGAINYOU BETTER NOT LOSE, FALCO-DACCHIS
>>567331661Hmmm nyo
>>567331731hoeh....
>>567331659big 2026 and people still making 'blockers' lol. You might as well just make a decent solo front
>>567331746Temptress.
>>567331715800k retention soon...
>>567331441Yes I’m just trying to remember phrases I’ve used. I think I forgot some but I managed to get some back. Thank you!
>>567331346You r weak...
Parent runs became much more enjoyable when I started thinking about them as developing a character in a pregnancy centered erogameIt satisfies my breeding fetish
>>567331548>marked by the lone wolf
>uma summer camp.https://x.com/i/status/2055905181712474405
>>567331468>Medium race in 5 minutes
>>567331468medium race is starting!
>>567331814She knows what she's doing
>>567331063Norn is criminally hot, and it violates the law how little art she has.
>>567331943I see them...
>>567331198muv luv anon That's not a joke either.>>567331382Just say it
>>567329425>two Anglo-Saxon namesin a game with millions of players, there's no way this could be a coincidence. Well-reasoned, Sir.
>>567331919Tokai Teio wins the medium race!Long race starting in 5 minutes!
>>567331662that's rad, the more you learn, thank you>>567331845nice going, may you find most of them, a suggestion i give is to save new pics you like maybe from twitter to bookmark them for easy access, that said good luck!
7 and everyone in this thread will marry their trainee in the near future.
>>567331198pregnant uma poster
>>567331715you're not making it either way
>>567331878Kill yourself Ryan.
>>567332010V...
>>567332106IKUYOOOOO
>>567332106longest straight of fucking all time we've had this one track 500 times
>>567332146FineMo posters owe me sex
>>567332106GUTS TEIO VICTORYI actually managed to get a MARVELOUS DAAAHBY win
>>567332120For some reason the pics were untouched! But the files on safari were deleted(they also go to vlc which were also gone)
>>567331198I wouldn't say love but I miss the stinky cheesy feets anon because his posts always made me laugh and the anon who liked to sniff sweet-smelling butts and get his face used as a chair
I'm new. What the fuck is a parent run?
>>567332106Tokai teio?
>>567332253naisu!
>>567329473pregnant uma posterWorst poster we've had in a long time for sure.
>>567332106AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>567332106>Long race starting in 5 minutes!
>>567332283Assuming it's not bait I'll answer, it's runs you do not for the purpose of making an uma that wins at high-level PVP, but rather ones that have good sparks and lots of skills your actual ace can inherit, hence being a parent for them. Parent runs are easily the most time-consuming part of the game because it's so much rng just for an uma you're only using to make another uma stronger.
>>567332347id be fine with him if it weren't for the hyper pregnancy shit
>>567332106holy sovl lineup
>>567332353The Palmster spotted!
>>567329473The unirionic and ironic pedophiles
Why does Rae keep calling Chiyo, Sakura
>>567332347rude!
>>567332106long race is starting!
>>567332560hot
>>567332534It's a drawing, reddit-kun.
>>567332534brownest post in this thread
>keep getting the food event for a free 30 energy>never fail it, always have energy, don't have to worry about using drinks to stay above 0 when racing>but it means not having events that give me stats or skills
>>567331198The wahey ritualposter
>>567332158Nyop!
>>567332283you play a run where you buy most skills related to the race style you plan to parent to, MANT removed this but you can also use support cards that drop hints for said race style, I.E some people run maruzensky end to get end hints when they win races, and once that maruzensky run ends they use that maruzensky in future end closer runsbut the statement that a failed MANT run can become a parent run are correct, with that many races and skills purchased you'll eventually get good placeholders
>>567332572HA HAHAHASH FASYUHSAF HAYSUFH YUASF SAH FUCKING FUNNY SO FUCJKIIJSGSBN FUNF N
>>567332627>>567332632erm... yikes
>>567332148Breed your boy, anon
>>567332656he plays jong too, pretty chill guy.
>>567332632If anything from the Indogs I know, they are the highest proportion of unironic pedos in how they're just open about it and say it's part of their "culture"
Is it just me or does this look like a womb tattoo.
>>567332680Narita Taishin wins the long race!The last race, dirt mile, starts in 5 minutes
>>567330860>>567330721V Bourbon's strength is t hat she has almost all the important skills built in, which makes it easy for uma pullers and poor accounts to build a viable ace. Whales or strong f2ps that have the cards to compete in A group can win much more with S Maru, Scarlet, or Kitasan, but those umas get dragged down harder by the scrubs than V Bourbon.
>>567332797it's just you, gooneryour brain is melted
>>567332830POTENTIAL UNLOCKED
>>567332830my golshi procced GHS literally the first ramp, but 2 is fine
>>567332534Why do we have so many pedophiles, or at least vocal pedophiles in /uma/ now anyway? Umamusume has 1 maybe 2 loli uma at most, and hardly any flats at all. I swear it has not been like this until /v/ma kicked the bucket.
>>567332830>>567332680didn't mean to quote
>>567332846this made me unironically cry like a bitch
>>567332846
>>567332830>The last race, dirt mile, starts in 5 minutes
steaming dumplings with steamy umamusume sweat
>>567332106Technically you don't need to censor your own name. the yellow background gives it away and we all know your username.
do you rec on senior year tarakuza kinen if you already raced classic year to guarantee great mood for summer or hope for cupcake during summer
>Natie fires Beyond, Red Shift, and NSM all at the same time, rockets to 1st before the camera even switches to late race mode>Slings allllll the way to the outside end of the track when she didn't even have anyone to pass>Finished 3rd, had to be bailed out by my other two umas that had worse accel rngbut why
>>567332840doesn't her usefulness as an ace expire when Bourbon Wit SSR drops? Given how gold groundwork will be human rights for front runners.
>>567333042>the one lone oguri, just happy to be there
>>567332830>UG spechud comes dead lastKWAB
>>567332787I would say Pakis are worse, but it's not like you're far off base.
what is HER NAME?
>>567332830oh fug i thought i'd never win another one
>>567333109That's when she falls off, yes. She comes back for LoH though since that mode will be front spam
>>567333042Ganbare Farucooooooo
>>567332978Mostly because they don't have any reprocussions for their sick fetishes. It's not like they're going to get banned for saying that stuff and it's fairly synonymous with anime to a degree. They can't say it irl because obviously nobody would like them (if anyone does in the first place) so they just roleplay it here on an anonymous website.
>>567333040
>>567332686Spoken like a true woman. All of the drawings here are underage, get over it.
>>567332830Dirt race is starting now!
>>567333109People still use her to this day in jp because she still has niches.
>>567332460It's all disgusting to me on the level of spamming gore and scat and other shit like that except its not getting deleted so I have to manually hide it
>>567332978we're anonymous so they're emboldened. if this was any other place most of them would keep quiet except the few willing to make burner alts on vpns.
I will soon get to blow my load
>>567333249AWFUL AGAINYOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS UP>BAD>NORMAL>AWFUL>AWFUL>AWFULHOLY SHITTTTT
>he thinks you're actually anonymous on 4chankek
>>567333323freaky bitch
>>567333231i hope all her dreams come true
>>567333175Yes but they don't use 4chan all that much, Indonesians do by a ridiculous degree. So it reflects this place a lot more by comparison.
>>567333249>bad>bad>normal>awful>awfulHoly shit. This was worse than CM.
>>567332460I wouldn't call them hyperpregon the larger side of realistic maybe
>>567332978>I swear it has not been like this until /v/ma kicked the bucket.I disagree. I've been noticing the celebrations of Nishino Flower's allegedly sexy body for the entire time I've been here (since before the first Taurus Cup).
>>567333104high acceleration low handling caused under steering
>>567332978Im genuinely curious how many /v/ermin ended up settling here after the fall of /v/ma. From what I can tell they're thriving in their new lands
>GASSED OUTCOME ON
>>567333206what uma replaces her? Kitasan blanco? Suzuka when she's finally unfucked?
>>567333109I expect her to be a viable oshi pick. My S Maru actually missed her groundwork spark in Pisces and still had a slightly above 30% winrate, so for longer CMs it probably won't really matter, the shorter the distance the more it will hurt.
>>567333324Mood is terrible for training but it doesn't matter THAT much in racing. A Great mood is what, a 4% increase in performance overall?
>falcochudsHOEH
>>567333249El condor pasa wins the dirt race!Thank you everyone for joining this week's Marvelous Sunday Derby.There will be no races next week due to IRL circumstances (I'm moving house).Stay safe, have a marvelous week and goodluck on your CMs!MARVELOUS!!!
>>567333456this one's definitely hyper preg >>567327619
>>567332797That would be a hot womb tattoo for an uma
>>567333178Inari Dangling Legs Huge Flopping Breasts Suspended Doggystyle Handlebars Hair Pulling One-ahole
>>567333578ENJOY YOUR FRAUDULENT WIN.
>>567333559not so smart falcon thought this was the satsuki sho
Since when we have so many uppity trannies around?
>>567333545The difference between Great and Awful is almost the same as having distance S or not, it does actually make a difference.
>>567333578ty marvelousanon, good luck with the move
>>567333578thanks for hosting, good luck and be safe moving
>>567333225>It's not like they're going to get banned for saying that stuffThis is actually not true
>>567333578>shichiEw...
>>567333578thanks for hosting these are always fun even though I never win have a marvelous week
>>567333578Thank you for hosting! Have a fun week and good luck moving!
>>567332978>suddenlyloli shitposting is deeply embedded in 4chan culture, retard
>>567333279>>567333225Yah. But there have not been nearly that many until /v/ma died. Thats the only common link I see. I do not even know what they are like because I did not go there I just know thats when it started to happen and has not stopped since.
>>567333276Pregnancy is kind of gross but saying it's disgusting on the level of gore and scat is a bit bizarre. Perhaps you need help.
>>567333246You are a someone who needs to be told that puberty matters. You are a husk.>>567333685Additional huskpost.
>>567333736I literally never see their erp sessions deleted
>>5673335454% off a 1K stat is the same as a green skill. Conversely -4% off a 1K stat is the same as having one of those X skills.
>>567333537Kita (blanco), Helios, Fujin (Valentine) are all really strong fronts that can actually use golden groundwork (and Bobo's really good power card later too).
>>567333770>posts the ugliest AI slop ever of a "loli" (maya is a hebe anyway)ok larper, kill yourself now
>>567333578ummmwhere was third Falco the whole race?
we like children here
I can never take any posts here that uses the term "pedo" seriously. It's always a big flag that the poster is haunted by his own sin, shitposting, or just a very big tourist.
>>567333838I have literally never seen an erp session on /uma/I bet you don't even know what a real erp session is
>ugh>yikes>I can't even rn>gave me the ickYou are a COVID weeb and Trump-era tourist. You will never be a true weeb nor a woman.
>>567333456Less than half of them are in the extreme but possible category, most are grotesque fetish shit.
>>567333890Helios is a better pace chaser than front
>>567333837I love lolisI am one with the loliLolis are lifeLolis are loveLolis are justice
>>567333984heh sick troll you got me
>>567333578Thank you for hosting!
>>567333225>>567333279>>567333501>>567333786Can you go back to Discord, Twitter or Reddit?
>>567333971>I'm an idiotCool, but why blog about it here??
>>567333971It's like xitter users calling everyone a pedophile only to get community noted later on to have an actual record with cp.
>>567333837You are a massive faggot desu
cunnyade cunnyade when i get a taste of that cunny
>>567333984NTA but I saw it a month ago during the worst period ever. But not since
I get WHY random mood is a thing, but getting shit rng 4/5 times is fucking shit
>>567333578If anyone has the hakuraku thingy, please reply to this post, I will try to figure it out next time but no promises. Thank you!
>>567333906>uglyeither you're shitposting, or retarded. Post an uma fanart you think is beautiful
I find pregnant women extremely erotic and have a fetish for a woman losing herself to lust and fucking me while pregnant with another guy's kid. I know it's fucked up but I don't care.
>>567333607I mean, maybe. Creek does say in the image that it's five so what does a quintuplet pregnancy really look like? I've seen some freakish hyperpreg shit where it's like a woman attached to a giant flesh boulder so I guess that's just where my perception of it is.
ATTENTION EVERYONEI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROADTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>567333971This is why even if BA is filled with the worst posters, they're still somehow the most gatekept community.
>>567334031idk from what I've heard from JP players she auto wins every mile race as an oonige for a while. Not going to claim to be super well informed though since I dont plan on sticking with fronts long term
In 50-something races i only encountered one Vodka in the Derby CMShe came in 2nd in my race
>>567334181retarded slopfaggot and a newfag at that, classic
>>567333578hakurakus for allhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ICPWkZQdtnXt37sRAPJ8CABQhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=S5ySK_x6wACirjdkMa6xP-73https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=RE9eyyw-iRrIfxHdKldBtcElhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=NGQmVp371ws5zku7jnhX_0dOhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=lzadj5Xcgrr_3s-Io5-BK8Fj
mayano top hebe
>>567334124That was the month I was bannedYou mean to tell me everyone waited till I was gone to erp then stopped as soon as I got back? wtf...
>>567334049>>567334113>We're scared! This threat calls for defensive measures from us!It really doesn't. You can even talk about a video game here if you want. There's a lot of freedom and not much to worry about.
>>567334286Thank you!
>>567333786Tbh a lot of our problems started around that time, I can't directly blame /v/iggers because I've been to their threads like once and they seem pretty aight but there was definetely a shift, maybe a few weeks before they imploded.
When are we getting this kind of content?
>>567333971Any unironic posts that complains about said thing in 4chan are all tourists, and everyone who replies to those are the same.
umanko as in horse pussy
>>567334284AI is inferior to human-drawn stuff, but saying the image is ugly is categorically false. You're just being obstinately contrarian.
>>567334275She's one of the better choices if you do oonige yes, she can be ran as pace with good results too though
>>567334381why would we get this kind of content?
Got too excited and didn't cap the actual screen, but I scraped by on the last day 1 ticket! My winrate dropoff was an absolute cliff this time, the casuals are all fucking dead.
>>567334381Never....well maybe from Scarlet's owner
>>567334316>talking about the puberty of a highly stylized drawingYou need to take your meds or go back to the official discord which is more up to your speed.
>>567334470It seems standard fare for gacha games these days.
>>567334381disgusting
>>567334286here lies Smart Falcongangbanged by Digitans
>>567334387I remember this kid in middleschool who used to gatekeep 4chan too. He was REALLY popular
Sure feels like twitter and reddit in here.Post UOOOOHS to filter them out
>>567334387Arrogant, jaded, know-it-all defenders of "4chan culture" are close to the worst posters on this site>>567334431I love AI art and I think that one is a bit bad - yeah I agree it's not really ugly, but the pose is messed up I think. I wouldn't have shared it anywhere, myself
>>567334381when a very funny horse owner explicitly asks cygay to portray their horse like that
>>567334381you know I stopped playing azur lane like 6 months after it launched and while I cant claim it used to not be goonerbait, they've really cranked it up over time, huh.>>567334432>every skill basically just needs you to be somewhere in the first halfYeah I can see it, makes sense
>>567333927long story short she got raped
>>567334381we will get there eventually
>>567334552if every other gacha jumped off a cliff does that mean uma has to as well?
>>567334580The normalfag board is >>>/soc/
>>567334552The maximum coombait games very rarely have any aspect of them worth playing. For all the fanservice in uma, people actually play the fucking game.
>>567334381absolutely disgustingif I had a boner, that would kill it dead.
4/20 round 2 what the actual fucki had 60% wr in round 1, this is the worst round 2 difficulty spike of any cm ever
my CM team
>>567334387I spammed loli alongside accelspammer during his melty back in the day and I will always shit on the nu-loli posters, they're all Blue Archive refugees and shitters
>>567334381For me, It's Iron Blood.Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>567334541>I'm above it all, I know better, I'm an important 4chan lifer who has seen a lot and let me tell you, this is just basic baby stuff. Heh, this guy isn't on my level. *rubs patchy beard with doughy hand*
>>567334621umagrok remove the baton
>>567329486>the world needs more autistic kids.No it doesn't.t. aspie
>>567334663I'M A CREEP. I'M A WEIRDO
>>567334681I hope we get another filly for the next wedding banner
>>567333971Or all of the above.>>567334226It's sagging like fat though, and doesn't have stretch marks. The artist does not understand anatomy. I actually like pregnant art that isn't hyper exaggerated, but the shit posted here is just gross.
>>567334720Are you ok tourist-kun? Having a mental breakdown?
>>567329486>You are unable to impregnate Maruzensky she is past menopauseWith enough power you can refire a dying star
>>567334696Thank you for your service
japon es cagada puro pinche epstein
>>567334667>people actually play the fucking game.falcon fan event proves otherwise.
>>567326664>The HEALTHY, well build and long haired pretty chad she told you not to worry about>The UNHEALTHY child of an Incestuous family that can't do anything but run fast, like the UGLY BITCH he is
lmao either there are actual discord trannies invading or someone has mastered their posting style and is baiting like crazy
You're not gonna fail to enter A Finals in 40 minutes, right?
>>567334367Its not one singular problem yeah. Do you think so? Come to think of it you may be right. I did notice a shift as well shortly before the implosion. If it is not the death of /v/ma then I wonder what it is that happened that changed /uma/, for the worse, so much? I do not remember anything else notable around that time period.
>>567334679i got a 5/5 with gold sheep
>>567334870kej basado jose estos pinches loliconeros son cagada
>>567334919spoken like a true post 2016 newfageven used the same buzzwords
>>567334587 Top Gun as Nozomi makes enough sense. No idea why Rice was choosen as Hikari.
>>567334381At some point it's not even the gooners devs anymore behind thisIt's the suits trying to escalate and farm their target clientele even harder than what even the devs had ambitions for in the beginning
>>567334919Have you ever met an adult human off the Internet?
>moral faggotry on 4chan
>>567334870¿Qué?
>>567334621They're not as big as I thought they'd be...
>>567334663>that boardgood god I clicked the link out of curiosity and holy shit
>>567334696>accelspammerThose were the days *sip*
>>567334943already qualified!
>>567333971>term "pedo" seriouslyWhatever happened with the "lolicon" word? This younger generation takes things way too seriously. It's exactly like that image suggests: people act like fiction stuff is real, and real stuff like fiction
>>567334943I already barely qualified so I'm queueing on reset to tank my winrate
>>567334984their seiyuus
why don't we subsidise rope if they want it so much
>>567329486>Impregnate Air Groove, there is a limit to her strictness, she will raise competent children without being a bitch.That's not what history taught us with her, wasn't Admire Groove practically neglected (not to the level Ogurin was, but still)
>>567334696trvkethe current meta of "haha uooooohhhhhh lolis" is so cringe and boring and it is all blue archive faggots
Honestly the discord really is a better place to discuss. None of you disgusting weirdos even play the fucking game and all you do is goon to loli like some diddy blud.
>>567334801SUPER CREEK!!
>>567334947i've noticed she, xoguri, and double dominators are the combo of doom and agony this round 2all that "oshi cm" shit died off real fast the moment round 1 ended
>>567334943I had a 75% winrate in Round 1 and then went 2-3 for the first two Round 2 tickets and my heart dropped
>>567335008Your contention is that when a 15-year-old made a website 23 years ago on which to discuss anime with his online friends, he permanently cancelled morality, so that now we are all required to disregard it?
>>567334943I suck donkey ass at this game I wouldn't qualify even if I tried
>>567334696>spammed loli with accelspammerholy fucking based
>>567335071Exactly. Only those mentioned above uses the term, and lolicon is the term used in here most of the time.
>>567334876People seem to forget that Japan was still in lockdown when the Falcon event happened there so jp players had nothing better to do than grind away at the game.
I won
>>567335036We have to be careful, Anon... There are weirdos out there.
Gaiafags are getting uppity again.
>>567334826I think it's just sagging because it's supposed to be heavy. It doesn't look like flabby fat, it looks more taut. Maybe they just didn't want to draw stretchmarks and preferred veins that make her belly look like a big fucking breast instead.
>>567335301delete this
>>567335151>None of you disgusting weirdos even play the fucking gamethats not even untrue though...
>>567335071people dont get upset when I call them a lolicon....
SIIIIIIIIIIPPPP SLURP SIIIP *sucks through teeth* SIIIIIIIIIIIIIP SLURP *smacks lips* mmhm mhhm! That's some good tea SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>>567334943But I'm already in A Finals
would the game be more popular if all the umas were Nishino-sized?
>>567335287Enjoy your Brian sex.
sweepy....
>>567335394I do this
>>567334945If my memory is correct, this was around the time we had the scat spammer out of control and when V started getting hated. From what I remember the guys in /v/ma had a dead man's switch and all retreated to their clubs while they planned out their next move. While it's all conjecture I think during that time we had schizos running wild and the fall was easy cover to rape and pillage as much as they wanted since they had the perfect scapegoat. Was the totopo incident before or after?
>>567335287Narita's Brians...
>>567335316nah man its the goons im telling you
I've derailed the thread unintentionally twice today
>>567335408I wouldn't mind a loli Dia alt
If you've seen these around I have a funny story about these wordle captions. The original caption was from a black raceplay server. Aggressive raceplay too, like, people drain thousands to that particular person. Allegedly, some have committed suicide as well...
howI only did ONE and my very FIRST run with her in Mant, and she has far better places that anything that I grinded.
Not sure who is baiting who at this pointPost boobs?
>>567335097Shit you're right. I completely stopped paying attention to VAs a decade ago. I also started BA after the Shupos already had their banner ;_;
>>567335301can you please post more images like this
>>567335408no, a lot of the big tiddy umas sell really well.
>>567335419This is what she had to say afterwards
>>567335493Kill yourself to repent
>>567335523
>>567335394Slut
>>567335506That's how it goes. Your worst ace that you spent 0 time grinding out will have a significantly better WR than your hardest grinded ace.
>>567335493>only twice
>>567335193>drawings are srs businessStop jerking off to high-schoolers you super creep
>>567335408No, you need contrast for the different body figures to stand out, if you make them all the same it becomes monotonous
>>567334826>I actually like pregnant art that isn't hyper exaggerated, but the shit posted here is just gross.exactly, that exaggerated shit is hideously disgusting, whereas a genuinely pregnant woman is one of the most beautiful things imaginablewish there was good pregnant uma fanart
>>567335408it would be crass and shameless and it would mischaracterize so many umas
>>567335623It's not my fault they're so defensive
>>567335287One of the biggest downsides of TB is no ticket for FREE UMA SEX
>>567335245Peak
>>567335523If you insist....
>>567325525Just save? You still have enough time to get 400 with the free pulls
>closeted pedos trying their hardest to advertise just how anti-pedo they are>ironic pedos trying their hardest to advertise just how genuinely pedo they are
>>567335687This post reeks of fag
>>567335653What a nothing post. Are you even a human? Why bother typing?
>>567335748I like that one, post more
nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>567335764the only person i genuinely believe to be a pedophile is that biko pegasus fag
>>567335791dude you OWNED him
>>567334943No, I'm going to wait until SEA hours.>>567335071On the rare occasion loli/shoutacon is discussed on the English internet it's dominated by trannies on that weird moral crusade they do to try and convince people they aren't sexually depraved freaks. I don't expect things to return to the way they were within our lifetime, but it may cool down as they detransition/kill themselves.
>>567333786anons have been lusting over Sweepy since launch, what the fuck are you even talking about? Are you being stupid on purpose?
>>567335506I've been smashing my head trying to retrain and replace a 633 wit Digitan and cant get anything better but she's still doing well anyway
blow my gay
I thought the reset will be today at 22:00 and I couldn't qualify for group A. Tomorrow I'll probably be at work, so I can't play.oops.
>>567335553https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/41797318Knock yourself out, bwo.
genuinely what is happening in taurus group A? i was doing better in aries round 2 with worse umas and no xoguri
Last 4 chances of qualify in 30 minutes
>>567335523*doesn't post boobs*
>>567334826>>567335687The reality is people almost never draw pregnant women who actually look pregnant if it's for fetish reasons. Look at the photo of that pregnant Oguri Cap cosplayer vs art, it's miles apart (in fairness she's probably only like 4-5 months in with that photo so she won't have exploded in size yet)
>>567335819Never actually went through and pruned my Dia folder so I have almsot 5k images from mass downloading everything that has her tag on the boorus. One one hand I should probably do that at some point, on the other it'd take the whole day
>>567335848I triggered you, another nothingposter. Why do you guys live? You just say the emptiest, blandest, kneejerk nothings.
>>567335780this post reeks of retardation
>>567335905I'd prefer more images like that
Aside from the Showagumi, aren't all the Umamusume at maximum 16-17?Most of them are probably around the 14-16 range.The pearlclutching here from some anons is so hypocritical...
>>567335193Yes
>>567335847Its funny how the specific wording of a post cuts through so much and communicates authenticity in a way you would never expect
it's weird that most artists basically ignore Akikawa, given that she's literally a loli canonically
>>567335932*hags you*
>>567336010>squished boobsActually sex...
>>567336023Why do you type like an Albanian taxi driver speaks?
>>567336038Who really fucking knowsAll we know is that nishino is an elementary schooler
>>567335864It's 2026 bro, lolicon isn't some boys club anymore or even majority chud. It turns out that people who are open about their identity and sexuality tend to enjoy fetishes and kinks. Maybe for different reasons, a lot of chud lolicons are just opportunistic predators who characterize lolis as walking vaginas more than anything else, but they are similar in output
https://jiggie.fun/AMZARnhttps://jiggie.fun/AMZARnhttps://jiggie.fun/AMZARn
>>567335791don't bother replying to bait. The anons yelling about "pedos" are probably the same ones posting Urara lewds. It's all just shitposting
>>567335905>entire account deidacted to foot tickle tortureIncredible
>>567336080northern taste her umanko
>>567325525>>567335754>>567326106>I don't think that will be possible anon...You have no one to blame but yourself if you don't have 400 pulls ready when tachy/light hello drops.You'd still have 400 pulls if you have 0 carats now
>>567336080Lolibaba dont interest lolifags
>>567331117cafe is the only uma for (me)
>>567336158Real kids are disgusting thougheverbeit. none of them are good like nishino flower
https://poal.me/3xfuybhttps://poal.me/3xfuybhttps://poal.me/3xfuyb
>>567335523On it boss
>>567336080i want to be yayois trainer
>>567336152Why do you want everybody to be as forgettable as you are?
>>567335687There is, it just doesn't get posted here.
I TODLDY OU TO NOT DO IT FUTHE THE WHY RTHEW UFKC DID YOU DIT ITS OVEER IDK WHAT I CNAS DO TO PREV ENT THIS FROM HGETTING WORSEJ UST FUSECKING KILL NME EAL ALEREASYD
>>567336123She really is a cutie
>>567336001>in fairness she's probably only like 4-5 months inNot even, maybe the very beginning of 4 at best. The only reason you know she's knocked up and not just fat is because her stomach is the only part of her that's expanded in size which is not how obesity works.
pussy kind of looks like trilobite
Everyone's acting like total tourists and discord/redditors, and keeps getting baited.Not to mention the usual yuribaiting fag, and the fag that seethes about NTRfag is conveniently missing the time everyone's getting baited by a new topic. I know you're here fag. Time to fuck off and watch anime until CM reset.
>>567335448After so it has little or nothing to do with that guy imo. I thought at least some of the schizos came from /v/ma dying. If not I truly have no idea what happened. I would have liked to know why at least.
>>567336320NTA but I don't see that there's much regardless of quality at all
>>567336353stfu smart follicular
>>567336001she said on twitter that she was just binge eating and none of her pics afterward looked pregnant
>>567336253Sure
>>567336413Nice try V
>>567336413>I'm above it all and different from everybody, heh.You're like the tenth person to say that in this thread...
>>567335523I'm way too obsessed with tits. God I wish I had a cowtits gf.
>>567336364She's great and looks good in any outfit honestly
>>567336503Just go the AGP route and troon out
>>567336320I don't believe you. Post some?
>>567336413>Not to mention the usual yuribaiting fag, and the fag that seethes about NTRfag is conveniently missing the time everyone's getting baited by a new topic. I know you're here fag. he actually have slipped off numerous times already just this thread. he's definitely here
>>567336413V...
>>567336476me on the left
>>567336469>she said on twitter that she was just binge eatingWhat, for 6 months straight? Even if I binge ate I couldn't pull off that stomach that fast.
>>567336496>first mention of NTRfag>this instant replyPoint in case
finish this thread so we can do CMposting with more image slots next thread
>>567336413You'll never be an oldfag V
>>567336509very true very true....
>>567336269
>>567336413Same, I'll watch Kodomo no Jikan until I work up enough gumption to see my umas lose Round 2.
>>567336476Biko is very cute
V working overtime
Post some juicy Kitasan Black
I left to do ONE career and I come back to /uma/ looking like thisCan't you guys behave for just one day?
I miss the "you guys are fucking retarded" Luna poster, where did they go?
Uma Musume General
>>567336670I guess I'm posting boobs too until the thread ends.
why is always the same 4 umas in every cm
>>567336820we're too retarded... they gave up on us...
>>567336269>>567336679golshi... is sex...?
>>567336786You are V
Time for a new topic, here's the Official /uma/ Rape Chart
Which umas do you think have stinky, cheesy umankos?
>>567336476I think they are cute...Biko is cutecool tho, tokusatsu is peak
>>567336820Probably too sensible to stick around for this long in this awful thread connected to a dying game
>>567336803hi
>>567336679>>567336882Always has been.
>>567336892Im not V you are V
>>567336904>doto in the bottomYou fell into her trap
>>567336904Taishin is either in the last or second to last tier
>>567336632>everyone is Voh no no another one
Next thread will be good
Round 2 Day 2 will be better
>>567336926Kitaposters and Kitasan owe me sex.
>>567336848beats the current alternative
Biko mentionedHoly shit why are sprint sparks so miserable to farm
>>567336820hes busy rn lil bro leave a voicemail
Rice Shower is the cutest umamusume by far, and Tannhauser is in second place, far ahead of all others.
>>567336961>>567329039
>>567336630straight up tho I think she just mukbanged super hard and is tiny so it looks extra bighttps://x.com/Inkya_hatune/status/2050211958071365772
>>567336820gave up and went back to being V
>>567336904Considering the inherent strength differences between human men and umas is so great and how inherently lusty they are, wouldn't female-on-male rape be the norm and reverse rape would be us raping umas?>>567337041Taishin rapes you because you keep teasing her.
>>567337090Better than the shitposting, atleast I have some eye candy
>>567336803
I have qualified for B finals, thanks mainly to my McQueen.
Does V love V or does V hate V what does V think about this, V?
>>567337295>>567337295>>567337295
>>567337226>Taishin rapes you because you keep teasing her.That works too
>>567336957>>567337134Golden week was a blessing.
>>567336904This is retarded coomer shit, but it still bothers me that you forgot to include Vodka.
>>567337442She tried to rape but got a nosebleed and passed out
>>567335506I genuinely don't understand this game at times, my dogshit Daiwa is doing better than my Golshi with every accel and mid race you could ask for.
>>567336027confirmed for faggot
>>567338443confirmed for retard
>>567336860this game is poorly balanced
>>567336848>>567336509>>567337090>>567337283Dia and Diaposters owe me paizuri
