Previous: >>567323092>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
DO NOT WASTE IMAGES WAIT UNTIL CM STARTS
im gay
Mambo
Tacuteyon
Winning Ticket feet in my mouth
please let this bread be butter
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/AMZARnhttps://jiggie.fun/AMZARnhttps://jiggie.fun/AMZARn
>>567337359YADA
>>567337363me toolets date
Stayers story?
>>567337295My wife
V
This will thread will also be V
Have I missed any new and juicy /uma/ cocks to watch for 1 hour instead of doing a mant run, in the past few days?
>>567337442its literally right there you retard read the post properly before replying faggot
>>567337435But, maybe Gold City's feet in Winning Ticket's mouth?
>>567337470Stop that!
>>567337568what
>>567337470sweep tosho died of scurvy.
Good evening, 11 minutes left for the last chance to qualify. Good luck.
Digitan LOVE
Describe your umawife without naming her and without using images, and let people guess who she is
>>567337435Are you running Tickezo in the Derby (Taurus)?
>>567337718basic blonde bitch
>>567337718*Eurobeat intensifies*
>>567337718low cortisol
yeppers
>>567337718elementary school girl
Your /uma/ bf status?
It's time for you to join Group B, torena
>>567337712parkinson style image
>>567337848we broke up
>>567337718she's a model also blonde
>>567337718Coffee
>>567337718Scared of zombie moviesany variation of "Mein Paizuri Slave" or "Deutsche Milchshakes" would be too obvious...
>>567337848More of a /uma/ GF type myself.
>>567337718angry midget
>>567337718She's nice and outgoing, she greets me with a big smile and I do so in return. We spend all day together, not a moment apart. No one is as sweet, innocent and honest as her.
>>567337848he sextorted me on discord...
>>567335905
under a week and my new borrow uma has already inspired over 70 careersfeels good to have another source of CPdo we ever get anything else good to spend it on?
I wish I was good at photoshop because I would change "kicked" to "raped"
>>567337653>she doesn't know about /uma/'s juicy big cocks being posted hereUhh falkeks?
sweepy love
>>567337718r*dd*t post and activity
>>567337718Fungyarooooooo
Last Thread
>>567337848I'll never get one because I live in the middle of nowhere.
>>567338019nigga u can do that in paint just paint over the text with white paint
>>567338081holy fucking sex
is Curren today or tomorrow?
>>567338139>bad loli wins
>>567338019You can do that in the gimp.
>>567338019dozo
Gold City feet in my mouth
Since the thread is shit right now anyway, can I get the artist source on this Mejiro Dober video?
>>567338156Where do you live? It can't be that bad...
>>567338067you didnt need the comma in that sentence anon
>>567337718bratty tsundere who's a bit yankee and a bit gyaru
>>567338234How do you got about figuring the fonts out? Especially if the font is proprietary?
>>567337718rapist
>>567338139no way they said loli that many timeslo
>>567338256only if you beg for it
>>567338081That uma summer outfit is just rude on loliuma.
>>567338019
>>567338270nta but there's 1.2k people living in my village and most of those are old people. At least the view is nice
>>567338256BEG FOR IT
>>567338302that font is like one of the most common english fonts used in fan translations so you can probably just google most popular manga fonts
>>567338332Please give me the source Anonymous-sama.
>>567338302That’s a pretty well-known and standard font, it’s called Wild Words
I love Rice
ningenmanko can't be that bad
>>567338350the belly is the best part of a dfc (loli) uma
>>567338139>groove dyingwtf spoilers>derby awfulticket...
>>567337697Stinky sheep
>>567338479sometimes it smells like mexican food and stings the nostrils.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIKUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Special LOVE
>>567337718"There is no path before me. Only in my wake."Every move is done with grace & poise. Striving to be the "ideal" lady.Her eyes are always looking ahead.
>>567338408based
>>567337885Why?
>>567338424 >>567338454Ok, but how does someone like me, who is as dumb as Jordan, figure that out? Whenever I add text using MS Paint I just use whatever was already in the box.
>>567338447https://www.iwara.tv/video/ma2kgkMtSp83CX
Sunday bonus jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/QAiso4https://jiggie.fun/QAiso4
>>567338423Yes of course, Anonymous-sama. Please give me the source.
>>567338415SEAbwo...
>>567338487Neither Silence Suzuka nor Manhattan Cafe are lolis.
I'M GOING IN
>>567338604google how to install fonts on windows
>>567338139>Impregnate Creek
>>567338479ningen manko doesn't "wink" y'know
>>567338547total specutie love
YOOOSHI IKKUYOOOOOOO
>>567338768Let's go, go!
>>567337295Why is cafe so sexy?
>>567338139>fat Mambo
>>567338683japanese use loli for big breasts, loli has lost all meaning
>>567338617HOLY BASED RAMONU FUCKERlel making Dober watch and be a stand
>>567338617Thank you very much!
>>567338479
>>567338604check this, https://mangadex.org/chapter/60acd7e0-111f-4d07-8ba8-c5f92306f5ac most people who edit manga use these fonts
>>567337764Ye
Uma for this feel?
>>567338860>t. Akebono's trainer
It's safe, go anons
what is bro cooking
Umas with stinky, cheesy umankos
>>567339000all the mares
thingken of flatties...
>>567339000Do people other than mongolians actually drink horse milk?
>>567339158Knowing what I know about some people in these threads I wouldnt be surprised with some here do
>>567339131
LESGOO
>queueing on reset
wait that is her bra/inner shirt?i always thought it was connected to the yellow piece
>>567339336dumb anon...
>>567339297Of course
Nice game umatardsFronts total death
Those URA mega rainbows will always feel great to hit
next
None of my umawives need bras
>>567337568No I havent made any new vids
>>567339336Teio doesn't need a bra
MAYACCHI WE DID IT
>>567339504they still have mature nipples that could stick out no?
>>567339638So do I and I don't wear a bra
ENDGODS how are you doing today?
Another CM another day of getting matched with non-/uma/ Mambo club
>>567339504based
>Went literally 2/5 all fucking day yesterday>5/5 right out the gate and then 3/5I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME, NOTHING HAS CHANGED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS SO WHY WAS I GETTING RAPED ALL DAY YESTERDAY AND LOSING BY A NECK
>>567339706ye but you're a man!
>>567338604don't worry about it, cutie
why wasn't digitan shilled by sloptuberssuperstan is kinda crazy
>>567339830Day 2 people sandbag so shitters can be in their finals
>>567339830literally me only had 1 or 2 wins. queue up today and got my 3rd win to go to A-finals
>still no /uma/ encounter
>>567339504I know a girl who has D cups who doesn't wear a bra because she finds it as too much of a hassle, she just wears pasties to cover her nipples and lets those puppies be free.
>>567339985same
>>567339913yeah shit is insane>>567339757
queue together using time.is?
>>567339973please be matched with me in finals
ulala if she real
Hid
reminder: if you can't manage a 5-0 then you don't deserve to be in finals.
>>567339986sagging tits
>>567339000What the>>567339158Mosty central/east Asia, columbia, and some far eastern european countries Funny enough there is an emerging market for it in EuropeAlso fun fact, the japanese soft drink calpis (calpico in the US) is based on kumis (fermented mares milk) and models its flavor off it.
we out here #squad
*coughs blood*
>>567337857It's time for Fine Motion and Finemoposters to become my wife.
>>566708635grudgeposting you faggotsee you in A finals
sorry, UG ArdanI have Med S
>>567340174Suzuka my beloved
>>567339830Sandbagging day
>>567339985how would you know it was an /uma/ encounter?
when should i queue if i want to win
>>567339913All the active ones at the time were either gaslighters (eg Rednu) or just looking at the pictures on five year old JP tierlists (JP sucks at the game). Lightbirb and maybe Rae are the only ones that seem to understand the actual mechanics are Lightbirb and maybe Rae, and I don't think either was uploading to the public during her banner.
My first Bobo win this CM
>>567340267You click into their profile and see if it says /uma/
>>567340230but I'm a man?
>>567340245Ardan: "torena will pay for this"
okay I was getting nervous
>>567340236LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>567340267by looking at their profile?
>lose to thisWEH
>>567339985I just ran into a fellow clubmate. Sorry bwo....
>>567340264Nyoppers.This one personally got me into A finals.
>>567339913Seriru listed her when he was mentioning lates / ends
>>567340460/uma/ is too contrarian to consistently put /uma/ in their profile, I think
>>567340524>XOguriFeeling brave this cm, aren't we?
when should i queue up if im using non-meta team?
hot period gogogo
>>567340591now
>>567340174Bras are just delaying the inevitable, your body will inevitably lose elasticity.
>>5673405911 attempt now, 1 attempt 3 hours later, another attempt 7 hours later, and last attempt before reset
>>567340575I use the club as a fallback, albiet the 1 \uma\ guy I encountered wasn't in an /uma/ club
>end digitan
>>567340357Rae's fake laugh is annoying
>>567340575I deleted my /uma/ after entering a club
>>567340462My Red Maru has been eating shit, I was wondering if I should have just let her be a parent and trained S Maru as an ace.
byeeee shitters
>>567339913I'm pretty sure Seriru shilled her
>>567340415You will be my wife (male).
>>567340357>lightbirbthat dude is a shitter. literally putting up non-capped speed aces without even have distance-S. his guides are nothing but the basics. you can reach his level of understanding after 30 minutes on gametora.
>>567337718She's perfect for (Me)
>>567340585Anons said she's actually horrible this CM because no speed carry over so you can't judge me (They were wrong)
>>567340685You're supposed to loop redshift onto smaru.
>>567340415Where's the issue?
>digitan underperforms for 3 days>consider benching her for stinky nature>digitan suddenly goes on a winning spreeFine you're going to the finals
>>567340618>>567340654oke, wish me luck bwos
>>567340735
>>567340751>Anons said she's actually horrible this CMNobody said that
Nice UG2 whalebro
FUCK YOU WHITE SCREEN BUG
>>567340751>Anons said she's actually horrible this CMNobody said that. They said "she's not as good compared to Aries".
>>567340857>7 Shiraoki wills it
>>567340524death to the piggies. gold ship is my oshi btw.
>>567340773How do you ever get Med S with such a big affinity hit? Can you even get double circle with a Maru grandparent?
Can't believe how few oshi / off meta players there are on /uma/Kinda sad
waheybarely made it to A finals
>>567340669is sometimes okay!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tod1V1OZWGA
>gold shit
>>567340993Post your oshi off meta team
>>567340993maybe if my oshi didnt have mile F....
>>567340957My oshi is there she's just not on the podium
>>567340859Cute. CUTE!
>>567340575I check the club. I met a danchou, and someone from the RACISM club although not sure if it's an /uma/dacchi>>567340857>7YOU ARE WINNER
>>567340993If MANT didn't take an hour then I'd oshigame every day.
i hate that zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>567340859You actually need marriage correction
I got 3/5 2 days in a row, I now officially deserve to be in A Finals
>>567340993grand live will reignite the spark, I drudge through MANT CM's to prove to my club that I am not washed
I love that zoomer so much it's unreal.
when was the last time>/uma/ saidwas used in a correct and truthful statement
>>567340974nta, but yes
>>567341001congrats bro
>>567341120WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEE
I just got the same opponent twice, what the hell?
>>567340993You faggots never believe me, but Maru is my actual, number 1 oshi. I even aced the wrong version of her this time.
>>567341251a glitch in the matrix. find an exit.
>>567341226what stats do your parent have
>>567340993I expected it with how many people seethe at umarollers
>>567323868One day the leadership fell on me and I have kicked every person that misses 15 days including the old danchou and the officers. I have no choice, the cycle must continue.
>>567340993I would think that a fair number of those people just do badly in Champions Meetings and so don't feel excited about paying a lot of attention to them or posting their race results here. That's how it is for me anyway. I have zero interest in choosing characters according to any metagaming logic but... I also lose a lot, so I don't post about my race results because who wants to see that. I mean it'd be more interesting if I worked really hard to TRY to win and then still lost, I might post about that, but that's too much trouble.
>>567341214We just had two retards argue over if XOguri was good or not a few threads ago, so you should know by now that you're never getting a consensus on anything.
SHE DID IT
How much Stamina would a Runaway Suzuka need to survive the Derby?
>>567340993I am too burnt out to minmaxy oshi in MANT
I already have Taurus Platinum from CM1 so I am just Dober gaming. I haven't lost to a single opponent Dober yet
>>567341335you can even do dumb shit like thisI just throw it together, the pasa is for the mile cm, and seiun's is all over the place but I suppose I can find a full medium and do the same thing
>>567341058having lovey dovey bed breaking baby making secks with fine while her bodyguards cant do anything but look on while being horny
>>5673414301200 + 3 gold
>>567341368there was only one retard in that argument.
>>567338604I've never taken a closer look at Jordan. She's better equipped than I thuoght. Maybe I should rape her.
>>567341441she's so cute and precious....
>>567341390Good. Blue hair gets its day in the sun.
>cucked out of 5 wins a billion times because someone wins by a nose
>>567341430It's straight up too long. Mine has 1k and only won once
>>567341512Dober posters SHOULD give me sex.
Stats might be a bit low but damn, those skills...
>>567341507Jordan is beautiful. It is terrible to play this game without her. She doesn't need to be used at all times, of course, but she needs to be in everyone's stable.
rate day 4 of cm13
Kino
>>567340857>7Shiraoki-sama, save this nigga from B finals.
>bobo is so good!!!111!
>>567340357>>567340740one thing that really sticks out to me is none of them are bothering to use hakurakuyeah they shouldn't actually mention the tool, but they could at least pretend to be savants at watching race recordings insteadespecially for a guy who says hes an engineer and likes math, there's no way he would pass up a tool like hakuraku
Edenbot defeated
>7 Fronts room>Suzuka : "it would be a real dick move to stay 1st all the way to late-race right now...">Suzuka : "..."Everyone one diedDaiwa didn't fire her ultS.Maru didn't fire her ultDigitan didn't fire Ryan/Dober ultI don't even know where Ines was
Everyone who said XOguri is bad this CM is a mouthbreather
>>567341672
Only 10/20 today but daijoubu
>>567341578>post finemo and you demand sex>post dober and you demand sexwhat fucking uma am I allowed to post without you demanding sex
>>567341507her summer alt is really cute too
DON'T FUCKING QUEUE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>watch this guy's SS dober trigger unique + red shift>still loses to the S-rank obuhi cap with double dominator because she got pace promotedlollmao
>>567341651Fully ready to be bottom row, no regrets
>>567341791Seeking the Pearl
>>567341237thank you bwo
>>567341765Even if you hide your name I know it is you V
>>567341760No one said that?
>>567341083>>567340954>>567341693see ya'll in 3 hours for another attempt :cbunch of goldships and whales
>>567341808 I need GFE mode Jordan in my life...
>hogshit
>>567341808that head to body ratio is alien-like.fucking freak.
>>567341909The correct term is "xogshit"
>>567341849I really wish she were better but she has no innate gold skill thats actually good
>>567341902We'll get it next time bwo. TRUST
>>567341791I actually want to have sex with Flash only here
>>567341902Why did you queue now WHY DID YOU QUEUE
>>567341909V...
>>567341863Never watched the NTR movie, why is she crying like a bitch over getting 2nd place? Doto got it so many times he was known as the Silver Collector horse.
V IS IN MY WALLS>>567342036no he's here not me
holy shit I got a fullhouse on Day2they're gonna put in me in Whale final room
>>567341459They will be able to calculate the exact instant where I impregnate Fine Motion>>567341791You can post Eishin because I will politely ask for paizuri and lovey-dovey marriage.>t. "FineMo owes me sex" poster
>>567339913she only needs her Ult to win no other accel neededhttps://files.catbox.moe/gxewn6.webm
>>567341893Stop being mentally ill.
>>567341791why is flash looking like a puppy here instead an uma
>>567342147that's not what a full house is bwo
>>567342059Her and her trainer really REALLY wanted to win the Derby specifically and it looked like she had it until Vega blew past her at the last second.
Sex with stinky, cheesy umankos
>>567340993Most likely because most oshiplayers lose agains the metawhales, like my summer Spe just lost twice by a head against a XOguri, so what's the point on posting about it? You either win or you don't.
>>567341651Went from 5/40 to 15/60I don't get it
>>567342059In-Universe reason>the race was really important to her and torena, TopRo's dad is one of the very few fathers in this series that's an actual character who is openly proud of his daughter and she sees it as letting him and her trainer down downOut-of-universe reason>TopRo's jockey cried like a bitch at the loss iirc
I'd like to train Ardan but cannot be bothered to find a medium stacked parent with a random throwaway mile inspiration.
>>567342178Nice try V, your name changing tricks wont work on me.
>>567342316Kill yourself.
>>567342028
>>567342340V...
>>567342208shut up
>>567342340Why are you replying ._.
You can tell this Goldshitter is seething hard here
Shit, the glowies have clubs now
I want to quit
>>567340993I'm not fighting Doto's or Curren's dogshit aptitudes to use them just to get raped by a Buhi who's been doing 5+ runs a day with only meta umasThe best middle ground is to include one oshi on a meta team, but obviously you get called a metafag because you shockingly also want to win and it makes me not want to post.
>>567342437I bet they says "HOguri" instead of "XOguri"
>>567340993Was going to reply by linking all the offmeta/oshi images, but there were so many the site wouldn't let me. You're just being a contrarian faggot.
>>567342370Bwotip: wait until at least a few hours after daily reset. I mean, like, wait for another 20 hours.
nice metagame
NYOOOOO I DIDNT NOTICE I ALREADY HAD IT
Is rudolf hopping on the back
>>567341791If you gave him the sex already you could post any uma you want
Why did we let dramaniggers start namedropping and doxxing people? Did we already turn into /xivg/?
>>567340993I will always oshigame
Which team do I send to finals /uma/, double front runner + runaway or double dominator + my oshi
>>567340801>>567340174>>567338487>>567337295horse's belly rero rero rero
>>567342582>doesn't stick with 3loser
>no one posted this
>>567342570we turned into whatever garbage you're talking about the moment MANT released, killing the generals population
>>567342582Holy souless...
>>567342570t's him namedropping himself btw
>>567342570Thankfully /xivg/ is still magnitutdes worse than here.Also people will eventually grow tired of dumb drama.... surely....
>>567342651#Wannagetcurren'd
>>567342651see >>567341120
>>567342582Yes.
>>567342520>There's just so many! Like... you know, just... and... uhh... just so many okay!! Too many to count!
>>567342059She hadn't won a G1 race at that point, and this one felt like it was going to be the one. Everyone agreed that this was the absolute best she could've performed in the race with her abilities, but she still lost by a neck. When she looked up to the board, showing how close it was, she got overwhelmed. I really liked this scene.
>>567342745doesnt count
>>567342570Just report the faggot and hope for the best.
>>567341760Yeah she's pretty good
Holy shit, my umas were not winning so I tried using my 3 umas from the previous CM and they fucking won at the very last set of races
>>567337718she wants to kill herself
>>567342651>>567341120wrongnow naked dogeza or I'm coming over and raping you
>>567341791
>>567342802>Repoting>Ever doing anything except when you insult "THEM", resulting in 20 bots reporting your ass
>>567341895I said that (I parroted it from somewhere else)
>>567340934anons literally said she was shit for Taurus last night, check the threads>she's not as good as she was in Ariesis the correct answer, but correct answers get flanderized to the point of parody, it is /uma/ after all.
>>567341760What if I said that for another purpose?
>>567342823>xoguri plus double dominator performed wellwhy are you surprised
>>567342823KILL YOURSELF DOMMY ABUSER
>>567340226>>567340691>>567341015>>567341045>>567341279>>567341765>>567341909>>567342086How did you queue so much with so many teams V
PODIUM
POST THEM>4-1>4-1>3-2>3-2
>>567342790erotic bean shaped body
>>567342862what is this image trying to convey
>>567337718I will not eat my vegetables
>>567342873TBF I've called her shit before. I think she genuinely is on non-carryover tracks.
EU hours are still the best... and we can jong during them
>>567342870anon it's spring this is the ideal time to repot if you haven't already
reminder: if you can produce SS+ aces then you are a piggy.
>>567342059>Why is she crying over getting 2nd PlaceIf you had any honor or dignity and weren't such a pathetic greasy simpering whelp you would understand
In good news, Rumpel just won English 2000 Guineas and is preping for English Derby
>if losing, wi-ACK
>>567342921It didn't even cross my mind desu, I was too preoccupied trying to win with my Goldshi Ryan and Dober
I'm glad that Ayabe is poplar
>>567338139>impregnate marvelousdon't mind if I do!
>>567342949It truly is a mystery
>>567341651Was getting destroyed yesterday, got scared, but today is going fine
>>567343025Isn't the Tokyo 2400 a non-carryover track for Hoguri? >t.non-Oguri haver
>>567343030>EU times: lowest population, as this is a Burger website>US times: highest population, highest trash posting rate as a logical response>Whateverother times: trash posting mixed in with low amounts of posts, making it seem worse>>567343086>BRITI*HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Why has /uma/ gone insane
>>567342570What's so bad about /xivg/ to get compared so often?>Just take a look bwoI'm not scrolling down 100 posts of people talking about a game I don't care about only to try and find 1 (one) shittstirring indog.
>>5673429722-32-33-23-2unironically
>>567342972>Day 11, 1, 2, 3>Day 2Waiting for SEA hours and trying probably just one more time to actually get med S and FCM on Digital. Basic blonde bitch ghosting her has cost me some races.
I like Ayabe but literally every Ayabe poster is cancerI don't even like the guy in my club with an Ayabe avatar
>>567342980it's ryan
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>567342972No bully please. They tried their best.
Yes I posted that Xoguri was bad, how could you tell?
I got matched against V and his BBB
>>567340226This is the power of the strongest player on /uma/...Jjang...
is the best time to run CM right as the new round opens or right as its about to end? ik it wont matter much but I keep getting 2/5s im desperate
>>567343240>I'm not scrolling down 100 posts of people talking about a gamey-yeah.... talking about a game....
>>567343261HOLY SHIT YOU'RE AGAINST Vs
>>567343341You need to spread out your runs, your account seed decides your jobber hours
>>567343380there's a game?
>>567343341shitters avoid queueing on reset. the more shitters populating the matchmaking, the better you'll do as an above-average shitter.
>>567343241the best
>>567343216Nah, he just races there but he is JP born and raisedStill better than Fre*ch
>>567343072Precisely. If you don't win, you lose, and Iinchou lost. so it hit her hard, because she realized she couldn't give any more and it still wasn't enough. Literally me in CMs seeing the very best ace I can manage lose by a neck to a second-rate buhi
won against 3 dominators award
>>567343240>talking about a game
>>567343403grand chevacchi
>>567343205Yes. 777 triggers during the acceleration zone and nothing else triggers close, so FM is just a gamble that needs 450 SP of other skills and 3 wit checks to trigger.
>>567343240ok think about all the disgusting teiopost and chiyopost that are clearly just pretendingexcept they're not pretendingthat's their general
I beat another guy's XOguri with my Spechud, but I still feel a little bad beating this team.
>>567343240They don't talk about the game, that's the thing. Every post has an image of their modded in game character attached to it and all they talk about is how much they want to fuck either their own avatar or other people's or whatever retarded gossip happened at the latest in game get together. Best post I ever saw in there was a guy who posted his character in diapers at the beach with the text "I shitted my pamp"
>>567343403Sky mare and Cheval mare
>Gold ShipYou didn't win.
I qualified to group A finals
I still don't know who or what V is
the uma I lost most against this cm was brian
>>567343448>Still better than Fre*chStill kinda cringe, compared to his actual origin.>Never Say Die>State Pension
>Maya Biggest Fan>no Mayacchi in sightTOTAL XOGURI DEATH
>>567343301>Name cropped outI don't believe you.
I never queue in the first hour but after my 7th new ace run with no distance S on the second spark I got fed up and exited career to queue CM. 5 wins in the first ticket, baby.
>>567343479this is my favorite kita reaction image
>>567343503she's still monstrously strong, I usually lose if she's in my lobby. Not overwhelming like Aries, but still fucking scary, definitely not to be underestimatedI should have paypigged her, goddamnit
I want to squish Brian's punipuni cheeks
RTTT made me realize how adorable linchou isThe NTRfag just helped cement that feeling and now I am a big fan of her
>>567343626don't worry about it, it's not worth the brain power
>>567343537sounds like /tesg/ with less freedom on what you can do in your sandbox
>>567343630
>>567343478TEIO!
>>567343721Get in line LOSER>>567343748https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-v6zCnEaw
Round 2 Day 2 Podium!
>>567343626Random schizo/shitposter, don't think about it too much
>>567343774never been in /tesg/ so I cant comment. Sounds likely though
>>567343721god I want her so bad it hurts, but I already have Seiun Sky and I can't afford to drop 30k on a banner the most important uma for my playstyle I already have. if I get the job I interviewed for last week I'm so buying her with a selector, fuck this waiting
I'm going in, wish me luck!
sex with brian
WE ARE SO IN
>>567343537I was fully aware that FF14 is FILLED with hyper (self-diagnosed) depressed furries and other degenerate filth, but holy shit lmao. The worst I've ever seen or heard from WoW is that RP server are full of filthy losers, but generally nothing compared to what I hear coming out of 14 on a daily basis.
I've only won a set twice and its on the final two as well. I fucking love Teio swooping in with her theme song its amazing bwos.
>>567343721Agreed
>>567343837havent heard that song in like a decade, what a blast from the past>>567343937pretty sure brian become available via legend races by the time we get another selector. She's carrying me this cm though, so I'm glad I used my ticket on her during anni
>>567343992triple naizuri with this team
>>5673429725-05-01-44-1This is highest winrate i have in any CM so far
>>567343646I did say that I would send him to Europe to race, as Japan is too busy with the cluster fuck of generations just before Deep Impact (it's 2002 right now), and seeing how the game only has trainers from three European countries - UK, France and Ireland, I had to choose between UK and Ireland. He is planned to race in the German Derby if that is any consolation and I will probably be sending him to Japan Cup too
Valentine Bourbon is so fucking bullshit. So your only real concern is getting the distance spark, and maybe the Dodging Danger / Prudent combo, and as long as you hit stats around SS you're going to have an ace that has a 50% WR because you have a mid accel unique with Escape Artist that can only be countered by another Bourbon?Meanwhile every other Front Runner has to try to inherit GW or use Dumb Falcon Power card to try and compete early race with you, and then to try and compete mid race with you, they have to pray you whiff Escape Artist?What fucking faggot at CyJews decided this was okay?
>>567343937Doesn't the Blaze or whatever version come out before 2YA? Why not just get her then?
>>5673429723-23-23-25-0losing mostly to other fronts, and oguri cap
>>567344067WOULD
>>567344134She can't use her broken cards(yes, cards.) in the future and that evens it out with other fronts.
>>567342059This was the race she was most favored in. She had zero G1 wins at this point, and was in top form. She wanted it more than anyone, and this was supposed to be her moment based on aptitude and specialized training schedule, but when it came down to it, she couldn't close. The fact that she came so close to winning made it even worse. That's why that gif is so appropriate. Working hard to make A finals and getting 2nd is soulcrushing. If you got 3rd, you collect your gibs and be happy you got an easy fat consolation prize. If you get 2nd, it means you were good - you just weren't good enough. That's kind of Iinchou's entire career summed up. Fought like hell just to win a single G1, and the rest of the time, runner up at best. It makes her more endearing and relatable than a superstar like Kitasan could ever be. Special Week, Oguri and Teio had 4. Even Pokke got two.
>>567344018their game isnt fun and the % of players that actually do end game raids and stuff is comically low (because of said fun issue). It's just the second coming of Second Life for most people
>>567344078And I will continue to say that it's cringe, even if that's down to the gay ass developer, not (You) specifically.>German DAAAAAAAAHHHRBYYYYWhoa... Finally, a bit of home.
>>567344134>What fucking faggot at CyJews decided this was okay?The one that wanted you to pay up, goyim
>>567344134not only that but other fronts are also gimping their RB compared to vbobo too because they need to use the fucking welfare card for TTL, while vbobo doesn't
>>567343992>rice showeryou did not win
>>567343740>The NTRfag just helped cement that feelingI find this strange because that guy is really annoying, but I agree that she is a very cute character and so far she seems likable. I have only seen her in the game so I don't know much about her, but I think I will be quite pleased if I ever end up accidentally scouting her. (I probably won't specifically seek her out though.)
>>567344134stop asking questions chud she's difficult to build and takes a lot of effort to win with
>>567344134I don't know what lobbies you guys are running in. I think I've seen like one Vbobo win this whole CM. She's a total gaslight. She won like 2% of the races last CM in my lobbies, too.
>>567343380>>567343479>>567343509>>567343537Ok so I just went in and it took me until the 23rd post to find anons jacking off to other's OCs, guess I prefer the drama we have here.
>>567343992>rice showeryou did win
>>567344262>their game isnt funPretty hilarious thinking about it, cuz I remember people raving over the game back in the days, "friends" trying to get me into it. I always got bored out of the ass however, I simply don't give a flying fuck for the world, nor did the gameplay seem that interesting.>the second coming of Second LifeHAHAHAH holy shit what a thing to say in 2026, not to mention what a destructive review.
>>567343992>Teio and MayaYou w->rice VILLAINYou lost.
>passed out and missed queueing during shitter hoursAIEE
>>567343086>2000 GuineasThe most honest of Crown races, no corner nonsense
>>567343992>Lice ShowerYou better take a long shower
>>567343992>Laisu, Teio and Mayacchiholy SOVL team, good luck in the finals bwo
Boys
>>567344262>It's just the second coming of Second Life for most peoplethat's still VRC honestly
>>567344345You're replying to bait bruh.
>>567339136Sex with the '19 gen mares
we love brian here
>>567344250>That's kind of Iinchou's entire career summed up. Fought like hell just to win a single G1, and the rest of the time, runner up at best.>this is my /uma/ Career except I haven't even won one plat>once GL starts there will be no hope of me ever even getting to Group A Graded again barring a miracleGod
>>567344023kimi to yume wo kakeru
>>567344565thats a chud
>>567344250Pokke is mainly notable because it was a fucking nobody who defeated the legend everyone acted like it was basically going to be the second coming of Pasa (though tbf, Opera was starting to gas out by the 5th year since he lost to Doto and Digital already when Pokke beat him)
>>567344597I don't care. Your interpersonal drama is boring and this fictional girl is cute.
>>567344609no we don't
>>567344609post your skills brianbro
>>567344270These are all the German races in the gameIt's surprising that one of them (Grosser Preis von Baden) can give a unique trait to the winning horse, that is usually reserved for specific important races like L'Arc
>>567344334>>567344502My Laisu is a WINNER >>567344393>>567344549>>567344551Thanks bwos. I BELIEVE
>>567344690Digi beat Opera first btw, she should get a movie, manga, and OVA
I tend to hate mediums but the races this time around have been so exciting I am willing to give it a pass.
I spent six hours during work last night remaking aces to get A finals, and what do I get? All front heavy lobbies 0/5 (fucking two runaways wtf)2/52/5 (Ayabe lost by a nose because Golshi had TEN MORE GUTS THAN HER) 1/5
>>567344778>complete rngIsn't it literally just more guts = you win?
>>567344821I don't agree. She should get TWO of each.
>>567344368Is that VF's Kitasan Black?
>>567342972>1-4>4-1>4-1>4-1secured myself a 13k finals lobby and a 2nd place again........
>>567344856bro...you were supposed to queue five hours from now
dueling is so stupidbasically complete rng to be blessed with the equivalent 5 gold speed skillsmy sei should've won cause she hit angling but these two fronts just decided to suck each other off all the way to the end and got 20 seconds of dueling>>567344867guts makes you duel better but to actually activate duels is completely rng
>>567343992this anon can reach Group Awhy can't you?
>>567344648it's me to a T. I've won one plat, and each CM I put more effort in than the last and cant get another. It's rough.>>567344690Yeah Doto broke the streak and Digital ended his reign decisively. By the time Pokke came around it was clear the reign was over.
there's literally nothing to like about NTR or Pokke, both are ugly and so boring they got overshadowed by Ayabe and Tachyon respectively
AYABE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SO FAR UP, YOU'RE LETTING DOBER AND RYAN HAVE FREE REIGN FOR THEIR ACCELS>Amazing Radiant Star timing into Red Shift was all she needed>Also Dober didn't have medium SUh, I stand corrected.
>>567344778Dueling is purely GUTS. With 1200 it can transform your Pace chaser into a late surger and even be able to compete with end closers
>>567343341Pretty sure the easiest hours are some time between daily reset and event/CM reset time
>>567344856The strategy of trying in this game is non-optimal. You should not try
>>567344134She has six more months to live, anon.Calm down
>>567344739+ Fighter, 1.5m CC, Lone Wolf, Eager, and Radiant Star.
>>567344821And Doto did it before Digi, where's my Doto movie?!
>>567344609Incredibly based. Post skills/Deck, buhi.>>567344797>The Baden Grand Prix is a horse race that has been held since 1858 as part of the “Große Woche” at the Iffezheim Racecourse near Baden-Baden. >The race is considered the most important and prestigious event for three-year-old and older English Thoroughbreds in Germany. >From 2000 to 2005, the race was part of the “World Racing Series Championship” and thus ranked among the 13 most important horse races in the world.The more you fucking know. Guess the last part might be why they gave it a unique trait, tho It still feels surprising, even to me. Thought German horse stuff isn't as meaningful or noteworthy as it used to be in the old days. Then again, we're talking about Jap devs, so who the hell knows.
>>567344925>>567345027I will try less for Gemini I hate it
>>567344952Fine Motion drained me dry so I had no energy to make good aces
>>567344948like come on man>>567344995you can have 10000 guts it doesn't matter if your uma doesn't actually decide to duel someone
>all that lead for thisGOODBYE JOJO
>>567345050zamn, that's an incredibly good skillsetfirm course + left handed + lone wolf gives insane amounts of spd too so i'm not surprised
https://youtu.be/sVxJ016xb4Q
>>567344609No one likes the tomboy
>>567345050Luv seeing Banchou win. Nicely done, anon, hope you win finals
be honest /uma/
>>567344821You have no idea how much I want a movie or OVA of Digitan being her usual silly self and then as soon as she gets on the track she locks in and steals the win. Her victory at the autumn Tenno Sho using a strategy of making Opera O think she's decimating the field only to surge at the end and take it is such a ripe moment for adapting. I don't think they'll ever make her more than a side character unfortunately. She's comic relief. Even though she's among the strongest in the entire franchise just on G1 count and versatility.
>>567344952I didby a nose
>>567345213Everyone likes every tomboy.
>>567345104
>>567345201wait how was that not enough stam
>>567345213i love tomboy brian
>>567345225Terrible proportions.
>>567345225Stop letting black culture ruin your porn addiction
>>56734495250 failed parents runs and terrible ace runs gave me a team that doesn't have Medium S, Groundwork, or both.
>>567344601is the group completed?
>>567345280>That yeppersIgnoring the Nature, I COULD do this, technically.. Sadly I know I'm too shit to train anything close to this beast, but thank you for the info!
>>5673452011 front 2 backliners?
>>567345176what kind of fucked up gold ship and hoguri can't overtake a bourbon on the final straight
>>567344989If your end closer pushes up into third too early you have an end closer that's in third. It's not exactly rocket surgery.>>567344987Ayabe I get, but Tachyon? She doesn't have a single interesting scene after the injury she sustains like ten minutes in. Her archive story is the only place that she shines.
I don't think I've seen a Mcqueen this entire CM until now
>>567345293850+1 rec nigga
>>567345225I'm black and even I think that just looks nasty.
>>567345293Bro? The req Stam threshold was 800.
>>567345459MANT sucks I want to run makween
>>567345446Based
>>567345280SQUEEEEE
Did you know in Umamusume, duels can only occur if you're close enough to someone, have similar speed, and you're within top 5
>>567345329>>567345264
>>567344690>second coming of PasaSpeaking of him I wonder why they didn't send Opera to the ArcThey sent Pasa there after his Japan Cup win & Opera won the entire Autumn Triple Crown Strange
>>567345350Start with getting medium S, and then pick better umas that don't need groundwork.
>>567344952I didn't know midskills were so important I thought midrace is where umas just maintain speed or something before late race and last spurt
>>567345225Sex until it moves
>>567344345>I find this strange because that guy is really annoyingI can't relate. If you talk to him directly about Top Road he is like an encyclopedia about herOne discussion I had with him was about how Top Road is always looking out for everyone even when is down in the dumpster she would still be there for others, that was fascinating for me at least, she is the ideal person we should all strive to be.
>>567345539brian's big tits in my mouth
>Doing well in my first few CM matches>Mom nags me to start dinner (dinner isn't for hours a way)>Feign some prep work to get her off my back>Come back to finish the rest of the set>Get destroyedI should have just stayed at my desk
>>567345552Opera was an outsider
>>567345446>yurislop
>>567345484>>567345512bourbon has a free white recovery1 gold and 1 stam green would be fine
>>567344369I've lost to a fuckload of them in round 2...
Maybe Cap is just there to keep fronts honest haha...
these hours seem way easier than when i usually do my runs (after 12 am est). i guess those are neet and sea hours
>>567345552>Speaking of him I wonder why they didn't send Opera to the ArcTheir focus on the time was defending his JP titles, if he left for france someone else would take his crown. They decided it was better to be a domestic horse with a big streak of wins than going abroad and MAYBE winning internationally.
>>567345660Wasn't Pasa a foreign born horse? Can't get more outside than that
Have you guys ever seen yourself being posted by other anons in a lobby or in a youtube video?
>>567345459Just ran into this guy. I'll never be upset losing to someone playing honestly and sticking to their virtues.
>>567345560That would mean not maining fronts, and I'm apparently a bit of an M, so I can't really do that. This CM just dealt me horrible luck. Not a single good parent out of Red Maru in more than 50 runs really killed my motivation to keep going.
>>567345691you're severely underestimating how much stamina front runners needspot struggle guzzles that shit, 750 + a white is basically the limit of pushing it and that's on backliners, fronts use more
>>567345552Imagine the meltdown from Shadai if he won the L'Arc
>>567345104Germany is still a part 1 country, I would say it's because of that and German mares appearing in a couple of high level JP horse bloodlines that they decided to include these races. For comparison, Italy who lost its part 1 status and does not have any G1s anymore, is not represented at all besides the historical horses from there
>>567345539I have a friend who says that liking femboys is not gay because what you like about the person is their feminine side. I think about that often to keep myself straight.
>>567345716I don't know how. They consistently get hunted down like dogs by properly built ends and lates in my lobbies. Once in awhile an Xoguri who hits everything at the right timing rockets out and never loses the lead, but this is definitely an end and late cm.
I'm sick of my 25% WR. I'm moving on to CM 14.521819915218199152181991I'll make a webm so don't come if you are afraid of doxx or whatever.
>>567344369You should genuinely kill yourself.
>>567345603V...
>>567345941KetSutill
>>567345354For now yes, but they're still missing Danon Fantasy (won Hanshin JF against Chrono). In fact there aren't any Danon horses in game yet for some reason even though perms shouldn't really be an issue. There's also Chrono's older sister Normcore they can add to fill up the '18 gen more and she's raced against Ai and Gran a lot
>replace uma with better stats with a S medium uma>suddenly starts winning raceSpeed and power isn even at 1200 wtf
>>567345691What >>567345857 said.I got 900 stam and a golden just so i can bully dumb fronts. Often i tire them so they cannot spurt too.
>>567345552Money.JRA offered fat stacks of cash in potential prize money to entice TM Opera O to stay because everyone wanted to see if this time the legend would fall. It's why he was the highest earner in the world when he stopped racing.
>>567345513There's nothing stoping you from doing so.
>>567344369literally same
maybe it's a controversial take but i like ogurin
>>567346081>using flashbased
>>567345949Bro wtf I'm not V fuck off
>>567345864Huh... guess there is still some minor hope left then, tho I doubt things are going to get much better considering the countries state and priorities.>German mares appearing in a couple of high level JP horse bloodlinesDamn sluts...
I have never seen you guys posting a winning fuku with super lucky 7
>>56734610311% WR is stopping me
>>567345941that's a big ass
>>567344369>>567345716I suspect lobby comp matters a lot. I ate V Bourbon alive in both Tauras and Pisces with strong fronts, but maybe Anon is just using a comp that's weak to fronts and V Bourbon is popular and easy to crank out a reasonable ace with? Operation Cacao is kind of shit in front heavy lobbies because it triggers early in the mid race and the other fronts just make up the distance with wit checks.
>>567346120>liking the whoreKill yourself
>>567346164That's what V would say
>>567346120Big if true!
>>567346195If that one guy didn't quit due to losing, you would have a bunch of seething posts from him
>>567346201Then you don't want to run with her that much.
Excited for the mile CM so I can bring triple Keen Eye against the people who thought they were free
>>567346031that fan model looks really good, I hope they add her
>>567346195my digitan procced normal lucky seven and won, does that count
>>567345913I got two aces,il come and punch you once im done in CM.
>>567346201you disgust me desuwa~
>>567346201fuck you desu wa
>>567345941I would become her chair
>some mad third worlder is baiting every other postKek
>>567346201My oshi's at 13% and will likely drop below 11% during Day 2. You are a coward.
>>567337295Smelliest uma
>>567346249Could be that my Dober, Ryan and Golshi were not perfect, only decent
>>567346502>flat uma
umasumi
Shy kissies with Manhattan Cafe
>>567346502ooc western trash fr
>>567344134What is the play to counter Bourbon if I'm a late/end player and she has kept 1st all game? Just kill myself?
YEPSIT DOWN PIGGIES
>>567346598This literally happens in her career story
>>567346502Remember that massaging your uma’s feet is also part of your job as a trainer
>>567346195Because nobody understands the value of handing it all to Shiraoki-sama
>She's my oshi until she stops bringing in the wins/uma/ would make the worst fucking trainers
>>567346636Based
Pace is the answer bwos, Daiwa Pace supremacy!!
>>567346636Based.
CM 14 room522503045225030452250304
>>567346527I rarely train late surgers, but Golshi should be eating good with CB being printed and fronts in the lobby to make her immune from pace down.
>>567346693>condom LMFAO
>>567346702peroperoperoperochuuuuuperoperopero
>>567346581
>>567346065>KikeYou are the dirty VBourbon user trying to gaslight anons here exactly like a dirty Jew would though???
>>567346613Run fasterThe further back your position the higher your final speedOn mediums and longs it's amazing how much distance you can close over the final stretch because of that difference
>>567346693after a night of savage unprotected sex she finally found the condom
actually i just lookedits not a piggy...
>>567345459I just realized Tamamo was in that shot
POST EMblog emgonna lock in digi and golshi for sure, but 3rd slot is a tossup. oguri has basically done nothing the whole cm so putting her in feels like a waste. didn't even win a room where she was the only pace in a 0 front room. but i don't think any of my fronts are actual serious contenders either.
>>567344262Doing XIV dailies while doing uma careers in the background isn't good for my attention span but its comfy.
>>567346830Based gutschad
>>567346693Scarlet is a front runner and it pisses me off that they wasted most of her potentials with p*ce ch*ser skills.
>>567346791Taiki does have that effect on people.
>>567346831>they fucked but somehow seem her like that is a problemI don't get it
>excited for new uma>look inside>I'm so tired, bros...
>>567346831
>>567346949She kept making puns the entire time so he deeply regrets it
>>567341279They're already posted. I'm making one last attempt to get a better Digital then running Day 2 and the finals.
>>567346645I want to toy with Still's delicate and tender feet that are completely unused to being manhandled.
post podiums....
>>567346949Holy esl post
>>567346827>Coal Shitty
>>567346828>What do you do in this situation?Cum pathetically over and over until she lets me go
>>567346830>no daring strikeLiteral glue
>>567347123Me on the right
>>567347054>>567346880
>>567347076
>>567346828if I remember right, she isn't mad cause you looked other umas she's mad cause you said she was hot in front of her
>>567346734One more372379353723793537237935
>>567347052all umas should have chests this big at minimum
when I come from work, Manhattan Cafe takes off her clothes and lets me sniff and lick her soft tender breasts and kiss her belly
>>567346757Mine's a witlet and no medium S and no other green speed skills, which I foolishly thought would be fine. I will just try harder next time
>>567347226I take a shit on golSHIT lmao
>>567347305anon, manhattan cafe doesn't exist.and you're unemployed.
>>567347324pearl why are you cosplaying as creek?
>>567346996Who's the cursed uma?
>>567347305this also happens in her story
>>567347386This anon is lyingManhattan Cafe loves you dearly
>>567347278>5 front lobbyAgony
>>567347305Very erotic body type...
>>567347076Its group B so it doesn't count or something
>>567346201Weak.
>>567344369A lot don't have any late race and mine usually gets run down by my own Maruzensky because she has full redshift and NN to catch her and max power to not care about the hill.The real gaslight was people saying Maruzensky isn't good on Tokyo 2400
thoughts on diabetic horsies?
Meta picks are actually soul if you think about itThey let f2ps compete against the biggest whales
>>567346613End closers' gameplan is to eat the late surgers with Uma Stan, push up toward the paces with Daring Strike and other midrace, steal the good acceleration skills like MPB and Redshift, then just ride their speed coefficient. >>567347321You can sort of get away with one of those two things, but witlet and no distance S is a death sentence. What was your deck?
>>567347584horses can be diabetic?
>>567346581night bwo
>>567347510yeah I ran a solo front maruzensky for a few tickets and on the final corner she had either caught and passed any Vbobo I faced, or caught up to her a short distance into the straightaway. Real Red Shift is quite strong on this CM. I just don't like building fronts.
"EAT SHIT, OGURI" - Tamamo, probably
>>567347661movie horses can
>>567347278Taishin won against 6 frontsOne more537471605374716053747160
>>567347269You're probably thinking of this one.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10996737?q=dush_1154
>>567347736
>>567347584What movie?
>>567347802yeah, isn't that the first part?
>>567347654
>>567347736Onion sauce...
>>567345913
>>567347830I know I know
>>567346828>Gorilla pornNeck yourself
>>567347871>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10996737?q=dush_1154That's exactly the deck I would have run. Career RNG just got you.
>>567347802https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11226182?q=dush_1154damn this artist is nice
>>567347869I think they are from different artists.
>>567347837Half Baked (1998)
91% WR
Almond Eye? More like Almond FRAUD
>>567347912did anyone ever find the full version of this pic?
>>567348024I always struggle to get high wit though, I have never gotten more than 800 with 2 wit cards, I dunno how other people do it
>>567347837Half Baked. Absolute classic. One of the funniest things Chapelle ever made
>>567348121>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11226182?q=dush_1154I've seen it, but I didn't like it so I didn't save it.
>>567348094>open league>gold ship, on top of thatdoesn't count
>>567347779Another room844537788445377884453778
>>567347896I AM THE MILE KING OF /UMA/
>>567348173>One of the funniest things Chapelle ever madeTo be fair, isn't a lot of stuff he did "ONE OF the funniest things" he has done? Tho I don't know his entire career.
Are we getting sweepy before CM14?
if you put a gun to my head and told me i had to finish 1 MANT career to live i would happily take the bullet desu
>>567348145On gap turns like the week between Satsuki Sho and NHK mile use Vit 20 or lucky charm to brute force wit friendships instead of resting. That's the one tweak I made that had a huge impact. Lucky Charming down to zero energy before a streak of races is also good.
>>567348235Lemon-chan...
>>567348318danchud, kick this nigga.
wait did I miss the marvelous races today? shit, I woke up late
>>567348318But what if it was a cock instead of a bullet?
>>567348370Same brother, same.
>>5673483187 and you finish a MANT run
>>567348383How large is the cock?
>>567348286No, because hundreds of cheaters were banned just yesterday morning.
>With the Haru Urara fan club title to bootI'm actually jealous of what this guy is bringing.
>>567348178i think youre lying
>>567348346Doesn't the chance of getting Race Fatigue after 3 races go up a ton if you do it at 0 energy?
>>567348094Why is these obese piggy bullying people in Open League wtf. Go back to graded
>>567346502her breath must stink like coffee
>>567348370Myes.>>567348408I think you're lying.
>>567348034Guess I know what I am fapping to today
Should I pull for Inari when she comes or wait for her festival version?
>>567348413>Furawaastop reminding me I didn't pull for her and I'm NEVER going to get her. it's already too painful
>>567348408There's no way they'd do something that dumb.
>>567348440ESLchama...
>>567348504Her festival shoes her toes and tits
>>567348438Yes and it becomes possible at one or two races, but tanking race fatigue gets you better aces than being cautious.>>567348504Depends on which running style you prefer.
I don't think I've ever wanted to quit more
>>567348413Isn't that someone from here? Is this the legendary Fillies Enjoyer?
Today hasn’t been good 3/51/52/52/5My chances in the finals ain’t looking good
>>567348178>I've seen itprove it
I'M SICK OF SEEING GOLDSHIP IN EVERY CMHOW LONG UNTIL SHE FALL OFF?
>>567348634Go to open league like this retarded piggy >>567348094 to improve sanity
>>567348646every finals, regardless of your previous results, is a 50/50. unironically.
>>567348664lmao
>>567348613>Yes and it becomes possible at one or two races, but tanking race fatigue gets you better aces than being cautious.That's true. Only high rolls make good aces, so you might as well take risks where possible. I'll try this out when I stop being lazy and actually start working on my CM14 aces and see if it makes my runs more annoying to cope with or not.
>>567348664she fell off back in libra, that was her sendoff race if you're still losing to goldship that's skill issue
she is SICK and TIRED of winning
>>567348664Golshi isn't even a problem its Taishin and End Oguri
>>567348646If you're umas are S+ and not named Goldship or Tamamo might as well accept 3rd place
>>567348646remember that to get to A finals you just have to get 3 wins in anyone ticket. It's not exactly a high bar
Real creative team ya got there
>>567348805Good for you V
>>567348663But I told you, I didn't save it. I can tell you that it was created in the AI slop thread on /trash/, maybe they can help you.
>>567348664she goes back to being gold shit in gemini.
>>567348214End, thanks for joining
>>567348413This trainer is on a watch list for sure.
Imagine losing to a debuffer...
>>567348890>single frontWhat an idiot
>>567348930no, that's a Pace
>>567348906>he wasn't there for cm3
NO CLOCKSNO AUTOPLAYFOR YOUR GAMEI WILL NOT PAY
>>567348804Embarrassed Crown-chan...
>>567348890>Only one front and it's not S Maru or a rabbit>>567348956Damn, not even a hybrid. Grats.
>>567348991
>>567348805Stats and skills?
>>567345913>I'm sick of my 25% WR.i dont believe you
>>567348094I see you're a man of culture as well
>>567348896describe the image!
Surely your win rate is better than a sloptuber, right?
>>567349282No
>>567348896>it was sloppadamn probably lost to the wind then
>>567349229have you been in a scrim room recently, i feel like ive seen this fujin
>>567349282It’s bad. Enough to get into finals but can’t win against any top tier player
>>567348552Normal also shows her tits
>>567349282She has a fiance anon she won't notice you...
>>567348094>openbabiesIf you don't have at least 97% WR then it's kinda embarrassing isn't it
>>567349179she got screwed on hints but it worked out anyway
>>567349427that's fine im already married
>>567349364An open lobby? I've joined a few random ones
>>567349282Her fake laugh is annoying
>>567349282I know I won't make an "Uh, CM prep is so frustrating, guys boo hoo hoo" video if I lose.
Imagine caring about uma autistic meta and not just enjoy the stories lol
>>567349578How badly do you want this (You) dude?You’ve been baiting for the past 45 minutes.
>>567349252A man has Mayano in the type of chokehold that Alex Jones did on Count Dankula and he's doing lewd things to her! There are lots of different chokeholds and I don't know the name of that one.
>>567349479Your body pillow doesn't count
>Run THE META>Lose to the perfect corner cunny procIt was on match 67 too.
>>567349578>just enjoy the stories lolWhy would you post the character with the most unenjoyable story
>>567349459Derby is kinda hard to get above 90% since there are so many stam debuffers and the cap raising to A+ has a lot of "good enough" jobbersIm aiming for 100% WR in CM14, and maybe if I'm autistic enough, cm15
>>567349571How good are her titfucks???
Can you believe this hag is almost a year older?
>>567349471Symboli Needy
>>567349689seeing xoguri's sad loser face pleases me
>>567349571
>>567349738I NEED Mommy Creek.
>>567349282she understands the game mechanics very well and spends enough to have all the good meta supoka/umas. She's a competent dolphin
>>567349282Not her, but I might be ahead of some of the shittier ones like Rednu if he even entered this time.
>>567348121well...we have this
With VF gone, you guys filled the void with a foid? Really...?
>>567349882he got hacked, so he probably hasn't been doing his CM runs
>>567349462So Med S is enough and FCM is luxury. Good to know if I can actually proc med S on Digital before the CM ends.
>>567350079>>567350079>>567350079>>567350079
>>567349114
>>567350054YO CENSOR THAT SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>567349948i thought that was golshi's face at first
>>567350054I cant tell what uma this is
>>567350031my uma slop creator of choice is actually birb.Anyone who likes Winning Ticket can't be that bad.
>>567350031>with VF gonedid he quit the game or something? and anons have been aware of Rae since December/January iirc, you silly baka
>>567350054>Artist goes from making UmaTore straight romance to nigger gangbangsFanbox money was a fucking mistake kill all japanese artist
>>567350401Whatis that actually trueif so that is fucked up
>>567350031she's stronger than most men like zelarinth and moomoo that make dogshit with whale decks
>>567350483zelarinth has some of the most cooked genetics i've seen
>>567347661Yes but it's way less common than in humans which is why Ogurin never got diabetes.
>>567349578I can enjoy the stories on yt, but I need to beat other faggots torenas
>>567348261He was overall kinda meh in Robin Hood Men in Tights, but that was also one of Mel Brooks' weaker films
>>567349657there are not very many posts on trash with mayano in the text so unless it was someone just posting their shit without any prompting then that haystack is too big
>>567349948getting a little closer
>>567349706Sloppy, angry and loud. Is that good?
