Previous: >>567337295>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
please spook me nishino flower
what umas should get more porn?
Thank you to that anon telling me what to fix with my shitty Oguri yesterday.
>>567350171This, but Admire Vega or Hishi Akubono.
No one ASKED.No one CARES.Shut the FUCK up and do a MANT run.
i don't see many opera in the cm. Is she just terrible?
>>567350201i wanna fuck the turbo
>>567350184Uhh, me...
>>567349754
>>567350239Because you're in Group A, Group B has some NY TMOs running around
>>567350302Cute Journey
watch out for illegal umagrants
>>567350239Isn't she G mile?
>>567350239I want Opera O sitting on my face
>>567350239I've ran into a few NY Operas. My last match had a Doto/Opera soul player (he got last).
NOW SUZUKA!AIM FOR THAT XOGURISUPER ULTRA LATE BRAKING
>>567350239She might do well in Gemini
Rare Brick (835612678) has one spot for an anon who needs a comfy A+ club>25mil monthly>don't flatline and disappear>medium shoes>stickers in chatReply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/
I NEED THIS ULALA CARD
made chicken noodle soupit was nicegroup B finals here i come
>>567350302I wonder how she feel being the flattest girl on campus
>>567350237No one ASKED.No one CARES.Shut the FUCK up and do a CM14 ace run.*Fixed
>>5673505460 specialty priority.
>>567350184All Mejiros
>>567350602Urara is a carefree girl.
Yeah idk if guts actually affects spot struggle, or if it does it BARELY affects itdid 10 test rooms and her spot struggling vs standard umas with the usual 450-600 guts and I really couldn't visibly see any difference
>>567350602I NEED HER
>>567350486You are a dishonorable torena.
>>567350184I don't think I've ever seen Hishi Amazon porn.
>>567350687>>567350783In fact both of the cards on that banner have 0 prio.This is the hardest skip ever.
>>56735048660fps is always so nice watch
>>567350546Ulala wife
urara is a mare
>>567348094Assuming a 90% win rate on open league, what are the rewards like compared to someone (certainly not me) that won, let's say around 40% of their races and almost didn't qualifty to group A finals?Maybe taking the open league pill and just roll for umas instead of cards is the way to go...
>have XOguri, SMaru and VBobo>still can't win a platI blame uma pulling and my shit deck
>>567350893>Urara's gold is mid-race accelerationwhat a dogshit card, can't Urara get something good for a change? Her only "good" card is the welfare guts, and guts is the weakest stat in umamusume.
>>567351112should have stuck with gold ship
>>567351141NopersDictus is at least usable from that banner at low LB thoughever, and Full Throttle is a good Gold
>>567351112>pulled for meta umas>didn’t pull meta cardsyour fault lmao
Uma for this feel?
>solo front>wet piece of paper>solo/lucky pace>god of universeWhy
>>567351460Satono Diamond
>>567351460>post Kitasan>ask uma for this feel???
>>567350546the events are cuteapparently urara is a fairly good wedding planner
>>567351412based
>>567351497they get the benefits of pace without the debuff of fronts, like in REAL LIFE
Student for this feel?
>>567351497nothing like seeing lucky pace daiwa swingtits down the final straight
>>567351641Rickey already feels students
>>567351497this is how my brian won the previous dahby CM btw
>>567350448I'd imagine you need all your papers in order to race as an umagrant.
and I'm donebobo did great and I'm really proud of herI hope she doesn't get witchecked in Finals
75/80.I expected weenie hut jr. to be more weeniemaybe I'm the real weenie
Student you wanna feel?
>Mind breaks you
>>567350536>Ideal GF in 2026BASED, UMAZING even.
>>567351948You shouldn't feel your students...
>>567351460wtf
>>567351497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vI2IngFfcE
>>567351948her >>567352076
Do you fucking people work jobs?
>>567352042Why did Japan set 16 as the minimum age of consent for marriage if they don't want us to feel our students?
>>567352195its sunday?
Your trainee is seducing you
>>567351497This is a very good question. I don't know the answer, either. Why wouldn't a promoted pacer suffer the same fate as a solo front? Don't they run as fronts, and so are subject to the same stamina consumption/late-race nerfs fronts are? If they're not, and still retain their pacer late-race speed coefficients, that would explain why a promoted pacer is good but a solo front isn't.
>>567352195Not on Sunday
get off the computer
She's real.
>>567352254>Gorilla>Acts like a cat
>>567351782she didn't and so couldn't race in triple crown
>>567352254Yes, Donna.
>>567351948Is that the one that Helios has a crush on?
>>567352195I really only have time for one mant run a day, which is why I'm glad just barely getting into open A
>5/5 gets you 100 caratConsidering baby punchers gets 5/5 all the time this shit is not bad wtf
>>567352195IT'S SUNDAY YOU FUCKING BROWN RETARD MORON, IS IT WRONG FOR ME TO HAVE 2 REST DAYS A WEEK?
>>567352230
>>567351903>I hope she doesn't get witchecked in Finalsthat's a killer Bobo, very niceGetting killed by witchecks is the worst feeling, especially when it's some faggot that has 600 wit but passes every wit check for overtake/speed up and yours with 900-1000 fails each one and is 7L behind by late-race.
if i qualify for a ill do 4 fan runs for danchouif i dont he only gets my 1 run today
>>567351782sex christmas tree
>>567351029assuming you use all tickets+30 carats entry, with 90% wr on open, you can get 700 carats. 40% wr on graded nets you 360. Could be different if you can somehow get 4-5 wins on graded, but i just averaged it.
>>567351029If you can get into A Finals you will most certainly be able to 5/5 sweep every round of Open LeagueIn Round 2 you get 100 carrats for a 5/5 so even if you get one 4/5 thats +350 carrats 700 overall from round 2 + A Finals 1st rewardsOkay draw Kinda regret picking Open League this CM desu. Round 1 is especially boring because the decks you see there is absolutely bottom of the barrel. Round 2 is marginally more entertaining but still a easy as pie sweep. I AM kind of tempted next CM to see just how much bullying is humanly possible with a Runaway Suzuka but since 1600m is much more lenient than 2400m I will be doing graded next time since I actually have good odds of getting into A Finals. I probably could've gotten to A Finals in Graded this time too if I really tried to but I would most likely have gotten 3rd or maybe 2nd anyway & I've been tryharding for months on end only to get 2nd/3rd every time so I am just so exhausted...
>>567352393Can someone post the webm of this?
>>567352397
mihonhonbonbon
one of you have fullimage of that choking mayaI know you doI will find you
>>567352387Rubytore?Nah.
rate day 4 of cm13
>>567350236for me it's Manhattan Cafe
>>567352560My face belongs there
She is Queen Hag
>30% winrate yesterday>headed straight toward group b>fuck it>if you can't beat 'em, join 'em>bring in 2 debuffers>win 5 in a row todayfuck this gay game
>>567352230If Grass Wonder was seducing me I'd fall for it within the hour.
>>567352689It would be extremely sweaty...
>>567352569You mean this one?
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Grass Wonder
>>567352716I was constantly being fucked by a jobber bringing in dominators. His ace isn't even the one winning but just helping the other team win because the other also has 1 or 2 debuffers
Debuffers are cringe. The most I'm willing to go is a cheeky Dominator on an Ace.
>>567352770That's a big ass
>>567352789ok
I am going to Group C
CM1 Taurus 1 room.Please only join if you still have your full original Taurus Cup team from 8 months ago.62962441
>>567352696gentle wifegentle sexgentle life
>>567352779>>567352569nah, this onehttps://litter.catbox.moe/7n7l3c904waxszd3.webp
>>567352779Whats the sauce anyway I wanna cum
she doesn't have all that
>>567352913Unfortunately the shitty limit forced me to glue mine
>>567352913I have no idea if I still have those horses.But I definitely still have my CM2 Gemini team. Make the room and I'm there.
STOP POSTING UMA ASS
>>567352779
>>567353042You know who does?You.
>>567352898>>567352981>>567352894>>567352770I need that big ass grinding on my dick until I cum
>152cm>84cmWonderful
>>567350184Winning Ticket
>>567352981ass wonderher ass is a wonder
>>567352716Just a few years until debuffers get banned, have fun
>>567353029AI sloppa. I'm the guy who didn't save it because I didn't like it and don't like choking in general.
>>567352843the worst part is that i dropped my 0% WR and 5% WR oshis to bring in the debuffersi made it to A finals, but at what cost?
>>567353042Have you seen it?
>>567352913I'm doing my CM runs now so I can't join.
>>567352696The sexiest.
>>567352894>>567352894>>567352894>>567352894
>>567352913Fuck, I already glued my original CM1 debuffer. Can I join with two of my aces
>>567353198I've seen Ulala's
Winning Ticket feet in my mouth
>haven't spent a single voucher>haven't spent a single uncap crystal>haven't spent a single hint booki will fight the final boss of uma musume with x99 mega-elixirs.
>>567353110
>>567353095unfortunately i'm pretty sure I glued my Gemini team. I have one marked uma with the note "G remnant" that i dont' know if she was on the team or just a dud I kept as an homage after realizing i nuked them.
>>567353132what three consecutive years of getting your ass slapped by passing by umas in tracens halls does to a trainer
>>567352913Just say you want the real V to join
I love my beautiful wife, Tachyon
>>567350546>>567350602It's the first card with 2 skill point bonus, that's about it
>>567353317Mayass
>>567353259Can the real Slim V please stand up?
ass ass ass sniff huff huff sniff rero rero rero rero
>>567353259>the SP captain never showed up
Enough with the asses. Erotic tits will save /uma/
>>567353340Western artist has been hereHow can you tell?Overweight characters
More umASS please!!!!!
>>567351560I doubt this.
this general is ass
What teams are you guys bringing to the finals?
>>567353496biwa sex though
next attempt will be better
>>567353234First of her name, mogger of flatties, stronger than steel, queen of gorillas and the torena of torenas, princess of iron and the grace of Tracen herself.Absolute. Perfection.
>>567353494UOH EROTIC CHEST AND BELLIES! ToT
>>567353340Big Head Larry needs to take it easy on the bananas
This general is V
>>567353620BOOOOOOORIIIIIIIING
>>567353573triple debuffer cause i don't feel like winning
I will now proceed to admire all of my trainee's muscles starting from her wonderful calves.
>>567353494
>>567353573Nature Fuku Capits really weird Im bringing Fuku but she's the 2nd uma I got that luckily ended up with max pow
>>567353132
>>567353573The same umas that has been running for 80 races
>>567353581Next attempt will be worse
>>567353340everyones gay for focusing on the fat biwa and not the treasure trail on taishin
>>567353578Sorry anon, I don't fetishize whales.
>>567353754>asking to get rapeddo toreinas really?
>uma stops talking about CMslop >thread quality skyrockets
>>567352843but his dominatos hit the other team too
>>567353809>>567353732>>567353494flat
Encountered a Late Maru
My work here is done
in today's episode of witGOD spying
>>567352913My Taiki blocked my Gold Ship in the final for about 3 seconds which made me lose by <1L.
>>567353907All that effort just to buy stupid shit like Anchors Aweigh and OYL
>>567353342I just went through and checked, definitely still have mine.If you wanna just bring a super shitter and pretend, that might work
>>567353494i want to be the directors trainer...
>>567353197integrity and passion for running. Replaced with wanting to win.Which isn't terribly wrong, just a bit sad. I can't say I don't understand though, losing sucks. >t.consistent jobber, only won 1 CM
>>567353735Flash and Rudolph as debuffers.I may bring Nature or Doto as carry depending on how my runs today end up.
Which umas have the proportionally fattest asses?
>>567353835>Sundayman was super yandere for McQueen>get no interactions at all in Uma
>>567353861Perhaps
>>567354029
>>567353819Biwa got fat and fluffy in retirement, she was like a bear or a seal according to his caretakers.Reminds me of Round Wonder.
oshi more like oishi
I like umas with both fat asses and big breastsYes I'm high test how could you tell?
>>567354067Good luck in dealing those Valentine Bourbons fuck them 2bh. If they're really too far ahead its hard to catch up
which umas look the best in tights?
>>567354198Tama chan tastes like poor though
>>567354029what's going on here?
>>567354308Has he qualified yet? This CM is no joke without the proper cards
>>567354093https://v-ma-dev.github.io/UmaBooty/Vivlos, followed by Daring Heart and Mihono Bourbon.
>>567354308this guy hasn't jumped onto another game yet? the algo moved on, so should he.
>>567354226I'm running Doto of course I packed front runner debuffs.But yes when they are well built it's impressive how hard they are to catch.
>>567354308>mambo>cheerleader natureFucking kek
>>567354361cover your eyes, Urara, you don't need to be watching this. Gentildonna is, um, giving her trainer some . . . instruction.
>>567353907Interesting. It's shit, but interesting. I've been making late marus myself but they're not competetively viable, just making her run rival races as late to get more skill hints as a parent.
>>567342972Not pictured is a Ryan I ran for the first day who SUCKED because even with all the accels and natural Pump, she never moved up. But she got one win, so percentages are wacky but it does add to being 30/80, or 37.5%. That's one race better than Aries, which I won thanks for getting a 5,100 shitter room, Shiraoki-sama will decide if this happens again. But my lobbies were at least a little more fair, or I cared to watch the races.>Yesterday, 0-5, 3-2, 0-5, 0-5 uhhh, glad I got that lucky ticket>Today, 3-2, 1-4, 1-4, 2-3, slightly fairer lobbies, half those losses were due to witcheck failures so I wasn't as botheredI never could get a better Spechud where I wanted a stronger kit and that BOFA swapped with Radiant Star, but she still won races during Round 1 so I rolled with it. Threw that Oguri in within 2 tries because I needed someone to fill in for Ryan and I'm not doing solo front or a Golshi, and she got to get some funny wins either due to lucky pace or XOguris/other paces missing their accels. But I accept whatever finals room I'm given, I'm looking to test things out for mile.
>>567354198mmmm hrose
>>567354361It's training. They read a fictional book where a creature called "Horse" exists and they're a creature that gets rode by humans, and they're mimicking it.
Fresh Luna abs hot off the grill.
>>567354097Yeah, I'm surprised there's no scene where Cafe's friend starts acting up around McQueen and Cafe has to wonder what the fuck is happening
>>567354404If rednu leaves there will be 0 american uma streamers
>>567354308>got hacked>still manages to playnice
hmm...
How tf does *F quit his education to play uma full time on youtube as a career and a livelihood, just to stop playing uma?
>>567354308That team isn't even weak what the fuck. Is this all he can do if VF doesn't give him instructions or play the game for him?I'm definitely sure some of our /uma/dacchis have a similar team but in group A already
>>567354385@VF is a booty warrior?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDJ_tXQTM-g
It's over, Golshiyou have no duel partner
Rape Chart v3.0
>>567351497>>567352247Promoted pace retains all the Pace coefficients, stats, so that's why, yeah.It's also why if you end up with a promoted late it's basically unstoppable
>>567354624imagine getting hip mogged by Windy
>>567351497You're essentially a solo uncontested front but you keep the big fuckoff PDM range advantage
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>567354785Going by hips to waist ratio alone, yeah. By sheer size it's Super Creek.
>>567354808I want sweep to yada yada louder
>>567354770why do you have such a hateboner for the guy? Seems unreasonable, desu
>>567354809i saw a promoted late this round but my g000lddlshhh111p still mowed her downi suppose the accelerations wouldnt be set up for it
>>567354770>not weak>Mambo deadweight
>>567354809My Digi got promoted once and she won by 5L
>>567354808>no Vodkafuck me how did I manage to skip her?!where should I put her?
>>567354808
>>567354624forgot the upcomming umas>>567354885hips built for easy deliveryor something like that
>>567354785I cant' speak for him, but for me the big ass is just a bonus. I like vivlos for her :3 and her /'O'\ and her cartoonlike levels of energy and bouncyness.
Well, fuck you then.
>>567354361Torena is helping gentle wife stretch
>>567350845bullshit, at the beginning of the franchise she was THE secondary-bait
>>567354385Thank you for making this anon, you're a true genius
>>567354385I'm disappointed he did all that work but didn't bother to include the bust column or do any other ratios or formulas to produce alternative means of ranking.
God I wish big sisters were real
Did it! Mambo 2 - Nature - 1
>>567355120Wtf Open isnt free win?You bought no stopping me on her right
>>567355120You went down to the open baby league and you're still getting raped? That's really embarrassing anon.
>>567354361What I'm gonna do to Urara
>567354808.
Damn2 wins2 wins1 win2 winsThis round had fucking hands
>>567354385>Dream journey has a semblance of an ass despite no tits >Stay Gold has literally no tits or ass Just delete stay gold from the game. How fucking worthless is she.
>>567350237Sweepy is doing it for me.
>>567355182I didn't make that website desubut I did make a funpost about it a couple of months ago
>>567354770>mambo>solo front>lage surgernigga what
>>567355120>you can get raped in Open tooYou learn new things every day
>>567355090I didn't understand the rape fetish until I encountered Sweepy. I don't like rape at all, personally, but holy shit I want to rape Sweepy. What the fuck............
>>567355271uueeh?!
>>567355120the raped
>>567355243I hate MANT with a passion, only playing it for events. I can't wait for the next scenario.
Schizo for this feel?
>>567355231Uma!Poce is redeemed
>>567355182Its from /vm/
>>567355430URARA SEX
>>567355410Huh!?
>>567355075"hits you with a baseball bat if you try to touch her" tier
>>567355331>Stay Gold has literally no tits or assgod she's so fucking perfect
Mambros... the slander on your oshi...
>>567355476does the janny count?
>>567355378NTA but late surgers are gamblers whatever happens. Mambo's unique has a velocity on top of heal.>Solo FrontIf he can get lucky and match with another front, then, assuming that Seiun is properly built, then it can pop off her unique and effectively get an easy win.NOT TO MENTION, Natie dominator.
I need big umas
>>567355535This is 4chan culture btw
>>567355075passes out from a nosebleed before anything happens tier
>>567355464i like mant its just too long
>>567355553Nobody is saying anything about Fuku though?
>>567355331Stego cute.
>>567355226What the fuck? That's pretty rude
Mambo
>>567355553So you're saying it's time for another tool to be discarded?
>>567353907Out of all the running styles you could use on Maru, Late would be my fourth choice.>>567354770>Solo front>L*te Surgers>Recovery ultNeigha please, that team comp is trash.
MayanoTopGun
You know, if it took 10 minutes less to MANT you would love it. Once it ends you will curse new shit affinity parents.
>>567355645AIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>567352480>>567352486So basically I'd be getting what, around 800 or so less carats if I were to pick open instead of jobbing and getting 3rd on finals with much less stress? That doesn't sound so bad.If I ever get dogshit luck with card rolls and end up with a bricked account then I guess I'll just take it easy and roll for umas for the rest of the game's life.
>>567355592
stop stalling and queue already, Torena
>>567355659bwo Mambo's unique comes with a velo
>>567355075I told you that the first time and you didn't listen.>>567354951NTA, but I fell for one of his gaslights as a newcutie.
>>567355575Yes, very.
>>567355707What if we have the G1 affinity rework together with GL?
>>567354385If your uma is not top 30, your uma is shit
>>567355592Same.
>>567355707Actually I enjoy MANT.I know you won't believe me, but it's true.
>>567355592The big uma agenda...
>>567354385Mihono losing to anyone in an ass-off feels wrong and illogical
So what did we learn about this CM other than dominators being a staple in medium CMs until they get banned
>>567355830You do not run G1s in GL and your new runs wont work as parent runs. Its like doing Aoharu.
MANT is fine, parent farming is fine. Making aces is cancerous
>>567354385Gentildonna has NO ASS
>>567354951He's supposed to be a guidemaker but for some reason he let VF let control of his aces one CM. Basically built by VF in VC. He also looks so annoying
>>567354385>24 in h/wNice
>>567355743lemme fuck you in the tub or shower first you damn irish cunt
>>567355939Literally the opposite of what you just said
>>567355603I like Unity Cup better because the gameplay loop is so simple you can even play it while doing other stuff. I unironically play it at work. The fact that you have to check the shop after the races is just the right extra level of attention that makes me find it annoying. The longer gameplay time doesn't help.
Trainer-san MANT run doko?
>>567355743I already queued, now I am going to ejaculate inside of Fine Motion
shower sex is shit.
>>567355972no...
>>567354951>Guy wins gamble in racing>Thinks he's hot shit because he rolled better in a race also code mambo now watch me react to other shit you don't care about and copy content>Also claimed gymbro who's fatter than everepitome of sloptuber
>>567355925the gold ship song is fucking annoying
>>567355802>I fell for one of his gaslights as a newcutie.which one? I'm still furious I listened to that faggot Erzzy about not buying the 3* uma star pieces in the shop and his bullshit stamina requirements
>>567355972Its a big ass, it's just not proportionally massive
>>567355939yeah parent farming on MANT is pretty comfy, I think the retards complaining about it are playing it like an ace run, or bringing 6 shit cards for skills
SHIRAOKI-SAMA IS REAL, i still didn't make it into Finals A
Do I quit the run
>>567355732I bet he can shove his whole arm in there all the way up to the shoulder and use his hand to penetrate her cervix.
>>567355543You don't play the game.>>567355730As a former open leaguer I have to warn you that it's full of min/maxing tryhards. The runs are harder, as in more effort, to build an A group winner compared to open where you just highroll as much as you can and either get there or don't.
>>567356020What
>>567354385>Ass Wonder>not even top 5
https://litter.catbox.moe/cm9t94u64kb1x2sb.png
>>567354385LET'S GO RICKY
>>567355593Doing it with kids isn't culture...
>GL speculationI'm saving ALL my books for Suzuka
>>567355935>Its like doing Aoharucomfy
>>567356043Tomorrow when the event starts (5 sacrificial runs where I lose on purpose in 3 minutes by not racing so I can go back to playing Unity Cup).
>>567355925I learned that I should retire and spend my days breeding with Chrono Genesis.
>>567356234Mant sucks, making parents in mant sucks, making aces is the only joy I find in this
>>567352913we have ourselves a room
>>567355831Pretty much all the umas I'm attracted to are in the top 30
Did frontrunner mains need to roll for Ines Fujin
>>567356362
>>567356269>shocked tachyon
>>567355707Parent autism is cringe. I just use whatever's 9*
>>567356412ring me up when you start the CM2 room I actually wanna run that.
>>567356219>full of min/maxing tryhardsFor fucks sake
>>567354385Fat Gyaru Ass
>>567356425that wagie is an NPC-tier jobber.
>>567356334back then people would nonchalantly drop candydoll and similar shit unprompted everywhere, it barely got a reaction
>>567356412aint no way blud had a med mutant taiki for CM1... We got a prodegy on our hands.
>>567356595But those affinities with Maru and Bobo...
>>567356356ok Perfect Concentration looks good, but Unrestrained Evolve STILL FUCKING SUCKS >saving booksdo you not have Suzuka yet? If so, why not spend them on her gold skills? That's what I did, presumably the hints carry over when the skills evolve....... tabun?
>>567354385Now this is peak content.
>>567355410Sweepy getting fucked by Duramente while Kitasan watches and listen to it makes me appreciate NTR
>>567356043I'm working it, will you shut up for five minutes?>>567356115Graded League is a piece of cake, you don't need good cards or strong umas, easy carats. This was Taurus 1 that required two wins to qualify for B final and I got eliminated. Didn't enter CM again until whichever one came before Scorpio.
>>567356593
>>567355410That's a literal juvenile filly
>>567355331the Dream Ass...
Wanna race but too lazy to make rooms
I want to rub my cock on a an uma's sweaty spats
>>567356269>oh yeah, Tachyon pus->It's blocked by a fucking cockYou're gay.>>567356586Why do you think I eventually switched back? That and I was having to skip uma banners to save for supports and desperately wanted more income.
I wanna cum but I can't
>>567356586>It looks like it's beginning to rain
>>567356412>those 2-star debuffersBeautiful
>>567356846dont bshake her...
danchud, you're not kicking the ten (10) club members that are slacking so i'm going to slack too.bitch.
>>567357037The hell is bshake
Another Taurus 1 pls
>>567356761rough. My club told me to enter Graded league too, and I was a complete newfag who didn't understand how the gameplay worked, so I put my Suzuka with 500 stam into the Taurus 1 Derby and couldn't figure out why I didn't win a single time. Got eliminated after that. This time I've secured B finals, at least. Maybe I'll get A finals in Gemini.
Since we are talking about uma booty, is there an artists that draws fat uma associated + beast lewds?
your uma has dark nipples
>>567356412An unsurprising result. Thanks for playing!
I want to jong but I'm mah
>>56735723690% of the roster is canonically japanese. these bitches have milk duds.
>Did my MANTblazer runs before doing CMs>CMs done, bar at 39/100Good to take things at your leisure.
>>567357262Nice dox
my uma has pink nipples but one is inverted
>>567357297sex
>>567357262>DoxxingFuck you
>>567357262Thanks for hosting>>567357338I don't mind the dox, I join test rooms all the time
>>567357262>uma&co sweepperformance bonus for all employees.
>>567357338>>567357406>>567357415i'm sorry I went in paint and removed the names but i never hit ctrl all ctrl copy so it pasted the raw snip. My reputation takes another hit, and i deserve the counterdox.
>>567357352doto...
>>567357406V...
>>567357406Lolimaster
>>567357406hey you're a jigger....
>>567357481I meant it when I say I don't mind. Shit happensI still can play a Gemini and Cancer room because I won themI glue my losing umas
i know it's culture to be anonymous and stuff but is it really such a big deal if your name is doxxed
>>567355331You don’t comprehend the allure of petite women.
>>567357639only if it's done maliciously
>>567352913zamn i missed this
Entry list for the DAHHHHHBY
>>567355707They doubled the time for runs so now I do half the runs I normally do and my CMs have been largely shit since MANT started because I can't be damned to make amazing aces.I don't care how much more RNG GL has or whatever, I'm just sick of burning 40 minutes because Mr. CockBalls didn't finish her chain.
>>567357262I've fought the winner many times in rooms here, he makes good umas. A fithy buhi, sure, but if I had the shekels I'd whale out, too.
>>567357639it's culture to be offended by it.
if you die in real life you die in umamusume
https://files.catbox.moe/89vmvr.mp4genuinely dont know if my daiwa is cracked or my tamamo is shit
>>567357639only with clear bad intention
>>567354808It feels like Kawakami Princess is in this weird position. She has the strength to reverse rape you, but she envisions her Prince being the assertive one and making moves on her. So she’ll want you to press her against the wall, but she’ll basically be the one leglocking and holding onto you where she’s basically the one pushing you to push onto her and it wraps back around to reverse rape in a weird way.
>>567357696my top 3 are lovcen sirius and edinburg, i really want to see that lil guy get the triple crown
>>567357858your tamamo placed 2nd, she's fine.
>>567357618I'm waiting for the CM2 Gemini Throwback room.
>>567357858Corner speed carryover into Angling is Fronts win condition its pretty hard to beat that even if your end hits everything
>>567357630
>>567358060It was Tenno haru, right?
>>567358171Yep.
Not having Admire Vega Guts card is making me sad
>>567357909yeah I couldn't figure out whether to put her in the reverse rape or provoking category. Obviously I wound up putting her in reverse, because you have to put them somewhere, but your point is a very good one.
>>567355912>Mihono losing to anyone in an ass-off feels wrong and illogicalHer ass could -should be- fatter.
>there are anons holding onto CM1 aces>i'm over here glueing 3* blue legaciesthey had shit whites but still.
I did it Danchou. That means I don't have to send the feet pics this week right? You better not go back on me.
>>567358258I also glue my old 3* blues, but I want to keep all my old aces.
>>567358161
>>567358269No thanks. I want Dia sex
Are guts decks mandatory for Mile and Sprints? Am I supposed to to borrow Ayabe guts for it?
>>567358161>HoverhandLol, beta bee
52498889 Gemini CM2
>>567358432nyo
They still don't know whether to make Chrono officially petite or uoh. She is very uoh here
>>567357696Chrono’s first kid already making it to the DAHBY, never thought I’d see it so soon. Wonder if Kitamura can pull off the double derby win since he won it with Croix last year but either way I’m glad he was able to qualify
Gemini CM2 Nostalgia RaceBring your Gemini aces/debuffers855443638554436385544363
>>567358478sex
>>567358432you can run conventional builds and be fine. i think lots of players are jumping onto guts builds for this CM because it's the first time they're truly viable/effective and are just trying it out.
>>567358459>>567358539Which one do I join?
What's Palma giving my girl to drink?
>>567358478She has the same measurements as grass except grass has a huge ass. She’s just very petite but JP likes to call her a loli anyway
>>567358625Why no both?
>>567357696LET'S GO BEAR SHIT
>>567355831>128
>>567357639Not even nameJust an in game alias
>>567357639Only if it's done by Mambwos.
STOP THE COUNT
>>567357639VF had a melty about it so it's bad
>>567358783
>>567358589I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>567357639Umas can find and you rape you if you get doxxedSo it is better this does not happen to you
>>567358204
>>567356761Uma training quotes are so funny half of them are "Let's have fun and train! I wanna be the best" then they drop some "It is my burden to hold up the sky"
>>567358835>12 mil monies>8.9% support bonus
>>567357639No one actually cares but the pretend overreactions help keep genuine ebins from materializing.
Which accels are most important for ends and late?I've seen a lot of people using Budding for scenarios that they move up too far, but how important are Pump and Cheer? I'm assuming lates want Pump more than Cheer and vice versa.
>>567354385Surprise Helios.
Oh neat got her onsen while going for her casual.
>>567358959Damn, time to get myself doxxed in the next practice room then
>>567358539Here are the runnersI fucking miss URA so much bwos ;_;
>>567358835It will if you trust in Shiraoki-sama enough with that score. It won't, though, sorry
>>567358161Unironically the best restaurant chain fried chicken I have ever had
>>567358997then you're going to love me.
>>567358997+1% score isn't really gonna help
>>567353307
>>567354385Digitan?!!?Number 3!
Can I get a hug and a kiss?
>>567358653I never considered her to be as loli, but this is the first time they drew her like one in official art lol
>>567359116but saar the support bonus if instead of making better TT aces, you level up every R card you'll go from 777k to 788k
STOP HOSTING THE THROWBACK ROOMS WHILE IM NOT PAYING ATTENTION
>>567358587sex
>>567354385>#123Kanye was right
>>567357696I just love watching this guy race. He always looks like he's having fun. I'm rooting for him to win the 3x crown.
Which Nattie hair do anons prefer?
>>567354056>>567353494
>>567359241Gold City bukakke
>>567359274 Giving the nod to pony tail
>>567359274what the HECK umagrok is this REAL!?
>>567355410Don't be ashamed, she's in dire need for a rape sesh to correct her bratty behaviour, it's for the best.
>>567359274Left is cute ice creamRight is SEXY ice cream
>>567354385so much sadness at the bottomwhich is ironic
>>567359010cheer is >=6 thus it's better on ends that aren't gold ship. pump is fine for both styles. budding is better on lates.if you're taishin then you can opt to inherit a velocity instead of a second accel.
throw back taurus room
>2/5, 2/5, 2/5>try out double dom>about the same wins>back to 3 aces>5/5Yeah double domslop ain't for me
>>567359274I prefer Kumiko's soft round butt.
Cancer CM3 Nostalgia RaceBring your Cancer aces535195325351953253519532
>>567359010PI/MPB and S Spurt/Encroaching are the real bread and butter, but they're also track dependent. NN/NSM is nice as a back up that doesn't care about position and only kind of cares about track. You can take something like SFV/BB on Golshi, because she genuinely does push up that far, but that's getting into luxury skills; if Golshi starts the late race in 4th just assume she'll win. Can't help with l*tes.
>>567359457I only have my winner. I glued the rest long ago.
>>567356043I'M WORKING ON IT
Would you watch this sloptuber?
>>567359396People who like stay gold really need to rope. Even liking femboys is less gay than liking her with her being nothing but a fucking plank
>>567359396Brighto cannot be that flat
>>567359396>>567359564the sadder thing is zrr being that flat-assed
>>567359564The chart is for asses not chest
>>567359457>fullwhat the FUCK
>>567359396
>>567359457god dammit why wasnt i fast enoguh
>>567357696Edinburgh for Derby Uma
>>567359457fuck took too long to select my team
>>567359673flat as in from behind y'know what I meant
>>567359307I wish we got to interact with the director more
>>567359398>>567359474Thanks bwos, I was planning on using Gold City and Tamamo but didn't know how important Nishino was for them. Maybe Taishin can be my meta pick this time around if It takes too long to build them.I've also been seeing a ton of people bringing Bamboo over NTR has a borrow for their gold skills so i'm not too sure what's more important, but I guess I need to test which is better.
>>567359747I want to have sex with mahou shoujo haru-chan...
OBERON, FUCK YOU FOR RUNNING DOUBLE DEBUFFERS, AND YES THAT'S (YOU) I CHECKED AND YOU HAD /UMA/ IN YOUR PROFILE
>>567359396McQueen's isn't that bad
>make a deboofer with dominate>instantly qualify
>>567359556Do uma have to do ear identification to login to umatube?
>>567359990>instantly lose your sovlshamefur dispraycongrats
>>567359556>female streamer >yurituber that means she knows how to take dick like a promine btw
>>567359564>>567359706It's the ratio cause she has a wider than average waist for her height which makes her ass look smaller. Her butt itself isn't small at all. I guess that makes her a FATASS but she gets fat sideways instead of belly lol
>>567359457Here are the runners!Good ol' Blockushin did her job and Grass sweep that winWhile my fucking Vodka spent the entire late race blocked by the front runnersI think that's it for the URA CMs, Leo already had Unity in the finals and I lost anyway. If someone else wants to keep going be my guestThanks foi joining!
Who here never glues their CM participants, win or lose?I'm eventually gonna run out of room..
>>567360236
>>567359396>FenomenoJUST
>>567359916yeah you seem the type
after many loses... she did it again she beat the strongest and one of the top meta picks im proud of doing it and ill continue to do so.ill do it just for the honor of seeing her run and managing to pull through even when the odds are stacked against her.MY OSHI IS SO STRONG AND BIG!https://litter.catbox.moe/qo4k15e38lkx5n4c.mp4
>>567360236>smaru jobslore accurate
post spic memes
>>567360571No.
>>567360571
>>567360474You are literally my fucking hero.She has a base Medium F proficiency but you still believed. I'm proud of you. Hold your head up high Bonobro.
>>567360474Best poster does it again, please never change.
I ate a popeyes spicy Chicken Sandwich extra mayo, 2 piece combo and a strawberry cream pie for lunch and now I feel a bit sick
>>567360474how many runs did it take to land on something usable?
>>567360821Why would you ever get extra sauce on a fastfood item, that's guaranteed to make you sick
>>567358873just say she's your baby, it will be super effective
>>567360638>>567360652
>>567360474you are the strongest trainer in this general
>>567360442what gave it away?
>>567360696is she grilling wild onion?
>>567360821ganbare anon's pancreas
>S rank club>SS borrow>C team rankWhat's his end game?
>>567360821>mayo>not getting Blackened Ranch or Sweet HeatISHYGDDT
>>567361115some people sandbag their team after hitting retention to farm presents.
>>567361115abusing team trials
>>567361115He doesn't give a fuck about TT (which is based)
>>567360571Spic-y
>>567360951Yo onions ese (no sé porqué escribí onions).
What the fuck do I run with her?I've got fronts and dominators but no actual dedicated debuffers.>inb4 "bro, your redshift?"I can borrow either Dober or standard Maru
>>567360281I have a tag for all CM veterans, but plat winners are the only ones I consider truly immortal.
>>567361148Didn't know you could get dipping sauces unless you got tenders
>stop relying on dom bots>80%+ winrateit really is that simple huh
>>567360951the fuck does that last word mean
>>567361148What is the difference between their Buttermilk Ranch and the Blacked one, I always just get the regular
>>567361371I don't speak shitskin
>>567360236Just watched it now. I can see why Blockers fell out of favor. You no longer have that Wit advantage.
>>567360571>>567361371preñada = pregnant
>>567361316I would
>>567361371Pregnant
>>567361371Pregnant, I believe.
>>567361207>>567361198interestingtell me more
>>567360826about 40 times and that is without counting the runs i had to abandon due to the RNG killing my run very early into itsometimes the game would give me high rolls and then screw me over the distance, the run i posted was almost perfect but i didn't get MED Abut in the end it paid off to see my oshi win once again
>>567361468But you don't need to speak, just read.
>>567361574... that's it.
>>567360281I've got my hall of fame of plat winners. I don't insta glue everyone after a CM ends so I might have those old teams still around.
>>567360571spanish checkhttps://x.com/DetectiveMachan/status/2047092638478688276
>>567361359>UG paypig umas>Still used dom tacticKinda pathetic 2bh
>>567361653EXPLAIN TO ME TO LIKE I'M E
>>567361574have like one really good uma, and only one, on each length and hope they shit on the opponent which will result in massive points
>>567361329double dominators as end closers and hope you don't get front heavy lobbies
>>567361408blackened has an assortment of spices in it
>>567348173Going from that to Dirty Work is something else. Insane star filled cast, to say the least.Uma Musume CMs suck
my body is a machine that turns tickets into LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE
>>567361497>>567361558>>567361559ohhh they use that word when talking about pregnant animals but since umamusume ARE animalsI geddit
triple dom ace is peak kino in semi front heavy room
>>567361497bratty Urara, best Urara
>>567361753the drops/presents have a chance at proccing on wins. replace your secondary and tertiary TT units with G-rankers, keep your ace, and beat up on shitters in lower ranks. your win-rate will be much higher which means more drops.
>>567361805NTA, but I doubt just 1 ace would give you enough points for class 6 retention.
>>567361993All of mine are Winning Tickets
>>567362051you can secure class 6 retention and then switch your team bwo
>>567362014Anon's Wit by 10
>>567361293Nuevomaricon
>>567362051with how high retention score is now yeahbut i remember when it was around 600k people were doing it like that
>>567354097I think she does that a little bit at the end of the bacius doujin where rice and urara get possessed
need ICE to deport all of these spic memes
Last training of the run. I should take this and not use my whistle right?
>>567362326the chances of getting something worse are big enough so yeah
>>567362326>11+6Yes, if you use the whistle there's a chance you'll be forced to click speed.
>>567362326No brainer, yes. Maxes out your speed, Etsuko is there to give +5 Wit.
>>567362326yeah +20 and +10 after the race so you're capping speed
>>567362326Capping speed and 1150 WIT vs. something definitely worse.
>>567362326Use whistleAlways gamble for better results
2/52/52/52/5fuji tired her hardest, heck all soulless slingshot front sloppers and deboofers aboosers
>>567362621owari da
>>567361993Remember some people can't stomach this and had to go open league to club seals to make themselves feel good
unban testhey
>>567362997iku in dictus
>*Stabs you*What will you do now?
>>567363091*cums*
Criminally flat...
Graded League is a meritocracy. Just like the real world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMRWLrD9OGE
IT'S OVER BROS I GOT RELEGATED I'M DUCKING GROUP A FROM NOW ON
>>567363091rape
>>567363164SHIIICHIIIIIII UOOOOOOHHHH
it's oshi gamer hoursqueue now for free wins
>>567363164>>567363261
>>567363164Gold City lovey dovey hand-holding
>>567363164>from calling us perverts to becoming the reason she likes herselfumas are strange creatures
>>567363091Rice wouldn't do this.
have you finished sandbagging today with your finals team so that you get a weaker lobby
>>567363313Gold Cutey
>>567363313Cool city
>>567363471I'm doing that right now
I don't say nigger that often but if I see my umas lose by less than a length then I see dominators in the lobby I say nigger
gold hottie
bwos......
Hotwife city
>>567362621A valiant effort nonetheless, stand proud.
participation trophy brosrise up
>>567363313oi don't pee on her
gold city?STALLION
>>567363626
>>567363171Dont worry bro, we at group B will compete once we have our 2nd SSR MLB speed card Tachyon
>>567363724I must have drank a lot of water...
I did it Bwos
>>567363724gold (shower) city
>now we like Buono, Biko and Gold City make up your minds
>>567363091>>567363459
I swear FineMo can SENSE when I actually need Speed Star and blitzes through her chain as fast as possible to give me Prepared to PassFine Motion HATE
biko mentioned
How long do I have to wait for my wife?
I'm so bored and sick of MANT on my day off I gooned 5 times instead of doing a career run.
>>567363626if i ever get to this point, i'd just quit the game tbqhwyf.
>suddenly shichi posting
i'd do more MANT careers if we could reroll the end sparks40 minutes for a 1* guts 3* pace spark is just a humiliation ritual
>>567363626Group A should guarantee group b finals at least idk it's what i thought the rules for this kusoge were when CMS started
>>567363910
>>567363626I'm sorry
>>567363626I've done this two times before
>>567363626This means you didn’t get a single win, correct?
>>567363965>suddenly
>>567363626I'm so sorry bro.
>>567363626i'm sorry
>>567363626Yup, I helped cause this by purposely jobbing 9 times during round 1 :)
I want to jackoff to umafeet
>>567363626press retire after two wins next time
>>567363626But you still have your pride because at least you gave it your all and didn't go kick babbies instead, right?
>>567363626next timetake your 2 wins and hit the retire button
>>567363724that's cum... its a tribute
>>567363626At least you're sovlful right?
>>567364670>>567364662Don't you lose carats reward for that whole round?
>>567364418I don't normally buy Urara's star pieces anymore, but I bought the one that popped up just now after reading that.
>>567363626don't worry mile KINO is next and will save us
>>567356729after tachyon and stego got done with her
going to B finals at least
>>567364772Nope. You still get the carat rewards for the two wins.
>>567364772less than a hundo or so carat's loss isn't worth the humiliation and lack of titles and finals gibs
>>567363913You can use multiple umas at once for this song, right? The webms only ever show one
>>567363091Summon the Bourb
>>567364795I want to lick it
>>567357297anime japs have pink ones tho
wait is the shitter hours
is it possible to go 15/15 on the first day and still getting blasted out of the finals on the second round?
>>567363626Do they ever 'fix' this in the future or at least make it not as depressing...?
>>567364387fraid so
NHK Mile Hai CM14 room76762668
>>567365067yes if you only run in scrub hours during first round
>>567363626Our first 0/40 this CMI did my best to warn people of that possibility but some just had to experience it themselves.Try again once you get 2 MLB SSR gacha speed and wit cards
I'M SAFE NOW RIGHT?
>>567365067yes ive done it before, barely got the one win to get to B
>>567357696I'm rooting for digitan's grandbaby
>>567365170long haired fuku is my lucky charm
>>567364772the skipped races just get flagged as loses you keep your wins
>>567363626I knew this would happen to someone after I got slapped around on my first entry. My condolences, the first Taurus got me.
>>567365064I'm being shat on in Round 2 so yes
>>567365197sorry bwo in 2 hours it's gonna spike to 800k
>>567365153
Now you chuds understand why even a SINGLE DAHBY win is a huge victory
>>567365086We're playing the "fixed" version. Taurus 1 required two wins to advance in B.>>567363863I've trained two Agnes Digitals that didn't get Pro Curve this CM. One didn't have FCM either. Guess who finished her worthless Prepared to Pass chain both times.
>>567365234
suzuka's delicious flat chest and thin body ToT
>>567365414Next cm will be yours.
>>567364979These videos were made with hachimi forcing the same uma on all the singer slots
>>567365064These ARE the shitter hours.
>>567365557Oh I see
>>567365497on shiraoki-sama
potential uma not so potential anymore huh
>>567365443Theres no more future update that makes 0 win in Group A be relagated to Group B?I want to test my umas in A but that possibility of 0/40 makes me averse to it. 1 win for Group B for me is too easy to accomplish even if Im a casual
>>567365139Taishin... hayai...I don't even think Kiseki having Mile S would've made a difference thereMaybe if she had Speed Star too61959917
>>567365067i went ~30/40 in round 1 and my Round 2 tickets went 2/5, 2/5, 4/5, 2/5
https://x.com/mogwaicorner/status/2056185367133372421
>>567365637Not that I'm aware of. They drop the zodiac theme after next Aries, so maybe then.
the real strat is securing your finals ticket during shitter hours on day 1 and then going into whale hours on day 2 to sandbag
why the FUCK did they SSR helios an agemasen cardimagine spending $600 MLBing a card and then the skill you actually want is a 50/50 coin flip that doesn't even happen 60% of the time because this bitch never wants to finish her event chain
>>567365620Id have rolled for it
>>567365747you think gourmand is a joke?!
>>567365791this is the way
>Luckshitted into group A despite not being in any way qualified to be there>Luckshitted into A finalsI'm scared.
I can't really take this uma seriously when her profile picture looks like this
>>567365795>get escape artist>no distance s>no gw/dd/pphave fun
I missed out on the URA CM throwback rooms so here's a set of 1-3Only enter if you still have your teammaybe I'll run 18 gate if there's more demand93860152 CM1 Taurus - Tokyo 2400 spring sunny firm98809521 CM2 Gemini - Kyoto 3200 spring sunny firm12823291 CM3 Cancer - Tokyo 1600 summer sunny good
oh damn my shitter umas didn't place last this time
>>567363626This is gonna be me soon.
>>567365674Rare Pace Vodka26819202
>>567364979
Does anyone know if we'll get Sweep Tosho for CM14?
>>567365951
>>567366058Fuck I missed the room again
>>567366058>no prof>no full of vigor>no daring strike>3rdThat's actually pretty scary now that I think about it
>>567366014I still can't believe that my B+ Mayano Top Gun who didn't even cap speed won me Graded A Finals in the Gemini cup.
>>567366116By the way, Stego cute.
>>567366146
>>567366058So close Grass...21620434
>>567366014prepare yourself
>>567366338>3rd>fumbles ult anywaysThanks Nishino
>>567366283You're either a woman or a literal faggot and I don't know which is worse
>>567366346I'm not crying you're crying
Based
>>567366296
>Cheer Kingu's winrate in Hakuraku is strongest as an End>Cheer Kingu's strongest team in Hakuraku is still triple End despite how her ult worksi need some sort of qualitative analysis to sort out this information
>>567366116
mile S without groundwork retard award
>>567366415the person autistic enough to make triple end would have an abnormally high winrate and it would be even higher if they went chariot + end
>>567366338SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT90107378>>567366372My Kiseki does this tooBlossom is SO useful...
>>567366413her what? HER WHAT?!
>>567366141>oweirida
>>567359874>umanko
>>567366695Her entire body.
>>567366014that's thatwish taishin did this in cm3 when it countedhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=wwQLyL6sBE_kD5zefTbk2Zt2https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=cqXczkKuBz_bI1hstn_xKTy_https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=wTPo411IrzSvzLoWJ49Zymqm
>>567365950You're umas will die a painful death, enjoy your gibs
Give long haired umas short hairGive short haired umas long hair
>>567366578I'm sorry... Next bond up event I'll definitely get her to 11 with Lala. I've been feeding her umasanpo in the meantime but I spent most my time grinding Nakayama and Goldship (won the coinflip, and she was also a higher bond compared to Meno who I ticketed during the anni) instead. After training Stego to be a sprinter I'm back to doing bond ups but just doing the ones I have at the later stages of bond 10 (Transcend) before the event goes away.
>>567366881Special case: Biwa Hayahide, bald
>>567366881Give flatties some big titsGive the tit monsters a flat chest
>>567366881
>>567366864urara strat is clearly still working in current patch
>>567366680I sat out this room so I could run the throwback CMs. Can you post these umas' builds/decks?
>>567366959>>567366938sex
>>567366680Blossom is actually useful????34089287
>>567366695her supple bosom
>>567366938>boytitsdamn
Is red shift useful at all for CM14
>>567367017For lates/ends, yes.
>>567367017gamba accel for backliners only if chained into from another accel
>>567367012boybutt too?
>>567367017only as delayed accel for End/Latefags
>>567366938
>>567366989I think my Nishino is just allergic to being the number one favorite
>>567366917>implying
Fucking horses...
>>567366929Fair enough
>>567367157what's a horse?
>>567366929Go back>>567244192
>>567367125Nooooooooo
>>567366695the water around HER, idiot reading comprehension doko
>>567366938Please do not remove her datacenters
>>567366989dueling is fucking wack
>3/2/1/2 yesterday>3/4/5/5 todaySo was yesterday bad luck or was today good luck
>>567367256He can't, be doesn't actually play the game. Just steals screenshots.
>>567366989Front Game62373333
>>567367308we seem to be in a meta where everyone throws super fucking hard day 2 if they already advanced day 1 to get more people to advance.
>>567367308anons say days 2 of stage 1 & 2 are when people put weaker umas to get more people into finals and better chances but i don't buy it, i'd take it as uma RNG
>>567367308every time i see this image it makes me want to play gmodbut then i look at gmod and dont want to download it
>>567367297RAM prices are skyrocketing so there's been some budget cuts...
sweepy is better than taishit for cm14 btw
>>567367681sweepy has a shit unique and 0 carryover
>>567367294Wow, aren't you a fucking buzzkill.
>>567367391Love is four fronts44123483
>>567367681I won't be using either
4 FUCKING TRIES with Taiki coming in first/suzuka 2nd, she wasn't even the Rival. I hope nobody pays the fee anymore and NHK fucking collapses. fuck that race
>>567367750>aislop
>>567367750SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>567366116KINO
>>567367750Calstone isn't sexy
>>567367869I'm being raped.
>>567367886stop being a bigot AI is based
>best design i've seen of future umas>spr*nter
>>567367886we like clankers here
>>567367256Thank you for being the only one to tell the retarded avatarfaggot to fuck off.
>>567367751sorry I went to B finals
>>567367886nyo...that artist can't be ai...
>>567368109you cant post that
>>567368109Bald umanko...
>>567368052Because she's autistic and racist.>>567368101No.
>>567368109Sir, you must think of the advertisers.
>>567367204Horses are cryptids in the umaverse.
>>567368109I NEED umanko
>>567368109
>>567367824GOOOOAT Wonder49556629
>>567367427I don't buy it either. If they were that sweaty they could just Sweepy up shitty aces on throwaway accounts rather than throw matches on their main account.
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>>567368109you can't post that
>>567368109Why is someone filming a bottomless Maya-chan wearing a school PE uniform bouncing on an exercise ball?
>>567368314>curren's pussy is hairy
>rebuild 3rd ace, Kitasan>guaranteed groundwork, medium S, 1k+ wit>good midrace>900 stam + Maestro>do last ticket, 30 carats>last chance to make it to A finals>team is Kita, Red Hag, and Choco Bobo>win first race handily>lose second by a neck>lose third by 1 length>win fourth by 4 lengths>nervous as fuck>Kitasan runs like a sunuvabitch, turns enemy Summer Hag into her bitch, rapes her in the midrace>holy shit it's happening>4 lengths ahead of everyone>enter Golshit>fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk>Golshit and Ryan are neck and neck with Kita>pass her>Kita loses by a headNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIt was such a fucking good race though, I'm disappointed of course, but it was kino as fuck, my girls ran really well and I'm proud of them.
>>567368360w-what are they gonna do on the bed?
>>567368469>>567368469>>567368469
>>567368379She's about to make her AV debut!
>>567368379its a camera standshe is planning on sending the vid to her trainer later
>>567367308I doubled my wins from yesterday...from 3 to 7, but luckily those 3 were on one ticket, so I was in A regardless how annihilated I got today. I'm going to say it's good luck because of that 7.
>>567368379I asked her to do it
>>567368379She's the star of an underground junior umadol AV
>>567364795fucking gross
>>567368109Stop.
>>567368289Fuji the Job(ber)!96931982
>>567368379we're going to use it for wit training
>>567368632Stop posting the ugly tomboy
I've been fapping to AI King Halo porn and there's nothing you guys can do about it.
All the Pasa parents on chrono are SHIT
>>567366876Please no... just let me get my 2nd gold...
>>567366145I don't think they haven't announced officially yet, but on the current timeline we should
Can non-Taiki or non-Nishino pace chasers compete in CM14?
>>567367135>she wants five more after all of these
Does Budding Blossom work at all next CM? Spurt starts at the end of last corner, so it seems the accel would run out before that.Also, would cheerleader King's ult work on end closers?
>>567371951https://youtu.be/eYtoirHRccY?t=234
