Previous: >>567350079>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Best duo.
Is 40$ worth it for NTR experience?
>>567368601That's a man
Don't think I ever got a perfectly balanced win rate on both my Aces like this.Hopefully it won't be balanced after the Finals
wowwww
>>567368653
>>567368601Needs a lot more practice, they flat out got the choreo wrong in some parts
This is now a Bourbon thread
>>567368653ENHANCE
How do I get this "Rushed (Pace)" skill on my Taishin
>>567368619EhLoot goblin brain says yesRational brain says no
Winning Ticket feet in my mouth
>>567368469why you gotta put up Anon's humiliation like a totem that lasts six hours
>>567368682The Tama cosplayer? Yeah, he also has a micro.
I've been fapping to AI King Halo porn and there's nothing you guys can do about it..
>>567368619I'd pay $40 if I was in the area.
>>567368880>bestiality
biko love
>>567368601BRIGHTEST HEART MABATAKI WA
this CM is almost over
Post winrates
NHK Hai 6/996931982
>>567368601Impressive that she can do all that with a vibrator in
>>567368976
>>567368868Proof?
>>567368976I posted my essay back here >>567354515 TL;DR 37.5%, getting by with two tickets is more than I expected running nonmeta/no dom setup so I'm chill.
Laurel is next, probably. If I can fit 10 runs in before the bond up event ends.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11402318
>>567369148
>>567368942thats literally her
colts > fillies
>>56736897661.25%60% on Bourbon1.25% (5%) on Seiun
>>567368880why does her mouth look like that
>>567369148So cute! Cute bald umanko too!
>>567368976Just came out of whale hours today after getting my ticket in yesterdaywent from 50% down to 30 somethingsilver at least? hopefully
>>567369148>>567244192
>>567369190>incest
>>567369159
Why is Ardan singing a love song near me?Why did Ardan show me a painting of a man who dedicated it to his love?Why did Ardan fall asleep on my shoulder was she really that tired?Why did Ardan say she wants to hang out with me in New Years when she normally does it with her family?Why did Ardan put my head in her lap when I fell asleep on my desk?Why did Ardan say I'm a star's breath that made her star shine?Why did Ardan say she wants to go on vacation with the two of us alone?Why did Ardan say she her light shines eternally with me?Why did Ardan ask to paint my portrait?
>>567368950sure
>>567368653Where is her other sock?
let's try not to post any porn of maya this thread
>>567368976Better result than round 1.
ok
>>567368995I'm starting to think Blossom was a psyop...89685184
>>567369345she wants you to walk her home gently
>>567369345Because she's that ugly, no other man want her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IY3KgqgqV0good music for MANT runsthe choice for Still had me laughing hard
>>567369331>>567369269>>567369160>>567369159>>567369148>>567368880>>567368551Fuck off to umajp already
>>567369148IS THAT-
>>567369239can you post your Bobo please I wanna know what I did wrong with mine
>>567369413No shortstacks
>>567369485pace is a doomed affair if you're not taiki with 6 golds
haha remember when /uma/ said paces will finally be good during miles haha...
>>567369498but enough about Mejiro "Damn Ugly" Ryan
it's do or die
A design choice i never noticed till today, Maruzensky and Rice (Grandfather and Grandson) both have big ass bows tied above their tails.Rice's is bigger and therefore cuter.
>NOW, Gold Ship! Break Seiun Sky's legs!!
>>567369714No I don't
>next CM is also Front and Late/End gamePacebros when is our turn?
>>567369751Shit umas
>>567369751i didn't even notice rice having a ribbon at all
>>567369751best umas
>>567369714I'm not recalling ever saying that
>>567369814>latelmao
>>567369749Gambatte!
well he didnt post mayano this time i guess
>>567369814grand live
>>567369749>not waiting for shitter hours
>>567369814honestly only sprint has paces be the meta if not because there's not much accel at all for fronts
Solo front isn't bad. You're bad.Pace chasers aren't bad. You're bad.Late surgers arent' bad. Y I'm bad.Now that I have talked shit I will lose finals.unless this post ends in 7
>>567369957i am the shitter hours
>>567369749You got this.
STOP POSTING BARE LICKABLE UMANKO
>>567369485Grass love66563805>>567369636I don't want to make my Kiseki a front...
>>567369930Don't post this she brings bad luck
>>567369859
>>567370067we should post bushy extremely munchable umankos instead
>>567369930oh i thought senkos artist was just doing BA porn now
Who do I train for late/end if I don't have Taishin?I am still in denial and don't want to train another FR groundwork grind.
>>567369749You just need to BELIEVE
>>567370120Or stop posting ugly umas
>>567369269I need Ai to look at my penis like that
>>567370095Rude.
>>567369923when did end suddenly become the whaleslop running style
>>567370161Tamamo Cross should be the second strongest End
>>567370093it's because taiki can (and will) mid race challenge fronts through mile maven and other mid race golds
>>567370063Show me your Taurus Platinum Curren. I'll wait.
>>567370093Oopsie forgot picture
>>567369546well...it's bobo with Suzuka + Dom support >>567351903it was a highroll run with Fast Learner + Med S...and I have both Creek and Finemo...and I have my own Seiun
>>567370214Mr. CB card
Yay just got qualified for A group with a last minute ace. My first Ug as well. Never give up.
>>567370214With Mr. CB boosting ends from 13% WR to however fucking much WR they now have on Taurus
>>567370063I have the Gemini Platinum title.But my penis belongs to King Halo.
>>567369265Because they are evil
>>567370220I got a test run no mile S but from testing her ult never proc or proc too late.
>>567370367also cheer halo as a parent
>>567370214>end>whaleslopIt’s not, it’s just the easiest to build
>>567368601That's one big-ass Tama
>>567368551durandal's outfit is too fucking sexy I can't stand it
>>567370214daring strike and spurt are easily accessible.
>>567370418I have a similar Tamamo, but it's seriously hard to beat Encroaching + Nemesis speed carryover.I actually think she's almost as dominant as XOguri was in Aries cup so expect to see her every single room without fail.
>>567368601I still find cute anyhow
>>567369714I said that but I always caveat it by saying only certain paces are good, and anything outside of those certain paces require a lot of persistence and determination if you want to win (see BuonoGOD)
>>567369930>>567369957>>567370048>>567370169HAHAHAHAHAHA maaan...
>>567370561
>>567368601WRONG COSTUME, TAMAMO
>>567370653deserved for frontslop
>>567370653This is all evil showers fault
>>567369714Only Taiki can really compete and she still needs room comp RNG to go her way.
>>567370653
>>567370515spurt from parents?
>>567369123https://files.catbox.moe/4z02t6.png
Time for triple late gambling >>567370653NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS. Should have queued earlier the same time as you
>>567370653>for waiting for shitter hours>triple front without orange
>>567370758Rival race/CB
>>567370772lmfao at the guy pulling his dick thru his fly to fuck
>at least 1 debuffer is mandatory because your enemies are niggersI hate mediumslop so muchand of course gold shit makes it worse
>>567370823isn't suzuka shit tho because she cant oonige in mant
stop posting these digusting porn pics with m*les in them
>>567369647
Remember(You)'re the shitter hours
>>567370754She trained hard specifically to ruin bakeranon's day.
>>567370859>not just making 3 good aces
>>567368601Beta fit Tamachud...
>>567370653Oh nyo, I cursed you
>>567370971
>>567370908subtle futafag post
>>567368601cute birthmark
We eating good porn chads
>>567370896sometimes when uma leads too much they will go into chill modeif there is an oonige to chase in the room, front will never chillshe's a support
>>567370653This is all Laisu's fault...
maybe im the shitter hours after all...
>>567370270Fuji......Don't make me old yeller you...20516150
>>567370971There's no way Café would be hairy
>>567371172Wait for BBB posting to start, that's the real shitter hours
stop posting porn
you have to crop your porn!
keep posting porn
AHHH.
>>567371343
The porn posting needs to stop
>>5673713437 and you retent
>>567371341I run like this
el condor caca
>>567371343I dreaded the score after summer gold shipo released.
>>567369751CUTE umas
>>567371404Smooching Chrono
>100 word essay due tomorrow>anons keep distracting me with uma lewdsStop it!
>>567371341>POV: you're a fat balding oji-san
>>567370406She can fix me.
Dig here, Windy!*unzips dick*
>>567371497Just put the topic into AI
>>567371507wtf i can outrun an uma whilst running backwards?
>>567369148>still upI choose to believe it was reported, mod looks at it, somehow doesn't notice the umanko, and thought it was a false report
Doto raped me, who do I report this to?
post something retarded
>>567371593me, Doto
Filly Butts
>>567371497>100 words>essayDo colleges really?
>>567369345Idk, but I feel like you should run away
>>567371593No one is going to believe you whoever you report it to
>>567371593The goofed
I am ambivalent to the porn posting.
>>567371653>>567371664
>>567371190Grass <399646615
>>567371653
>>567371497You'll never finish in time retard bwo!
>>567371571you're looking backwards on a motorcycle
>>567369345get a clue!
>>567371565
>>567371738*snap*Yep, that's going in the Chrono collection
aie
How the Umausumes look at eachother after I ask them if they would really stop bullying me if I do this one last task for them.
just came to chrono
Is red shit any good for the next CM?
*goofs down*
>>567371404Don't make me post porn of Chrono Genesis
>>567371864new cryer
>>567371835Wrong image...
>>567371916
>>5673716931: its a meme2: if you actually read the material and have an IQ high enough to make a single observation, you won't need to worry about word counts.
Who is the SMARTEST uma?
>>567371914Only if you're playing lates/ends
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO ENERGY GIBS EVENT BEFORE THE FIRST SUMMER CAMP SENIOR CAMP HAS ITCLIMAX FINALS HAS ITFUCK YOU CYJEWWWW
>>567371738smooching Chrono
>>567372025Doto
Matikane Top Orange
>>567372086with my pp
AI COPIIIIIIIIII
>>567371404>>567371738>>567371835>>567371978kissing Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day
>>567371716what the fuck is john limbus company doing at the umamusume cosplay event?
>>567372025
>>567370919What's with the AI, Joshua Graham ship? Is she an Umormon or something?
>"uma should have more fanservice!"the fanservice other games get:
>>567372180Yeppers
>>567372161
>>567372180Nta but he has really piercing blue eyes in the Honest Hearts banner, like she does
>>567372180That's (You) after touching Ai's body (she can't let go of body heat easily so you end up burning yourself holding her hand when she's sick) also she gives you her eyes just cause she has that power
>>567372269Yeppers?
>>567372138Brou, you already qualid.Nice team.
>>567372138Yoshi, ikuyo!>divebombs straight into Group C
>>567372251What the fuck happened to Azur Lane?
>>567372309>That's (You) after touching Ai's body (she can't let go of body heat easily so you end up burning yourself holding her hand when she's sick)That's not Joshua Graham, that's fucking Shishio from Rurouni Kenshin. Graham doesn't have a hot body, it's just scarred beyond all belief from his burns.
>>567372251The fanservice I only care about is the part where I get to marry my wives
>>567372180she burns her trainer's hand after he holds hers for a long time in her story because she runs really hot so there's an implication in pairing her with a mummy man
>>567372251Do people actually find this shit attractive? its trying so hard to get me off that it comes off as completely desperate
>>567372379pretty sure it's been hilariously sexy for the sex of it for years already
>>567372138Hurts to get that reverse sweep, but you're still in with a good team.
>>567372138The uooohhnit
>>567372180Ai canonically has heat retention issues and burns her trainer's hand in her scenario so people joke that her trainer would eventually end up looking like a mummy when they do umapyoi
>>567372379They are now allowed to do whatever they want after the tourists left and switched to genshin
>>567372445Whatever man, get blasted by GLORY EYES
My scrubby 15% winrate ass got into group A finals
>>567372251holy fuck my eyes what is this quality you INCEL
>>567372251does the banner just disappear into nothingness? can't tell from all the compression.
>>567372180Ai gave her trainer surface burns because she fell into a small fever induced coma (her body doesnt dissapate heat well) and she unconsciously grabbed his hand while he passedHer trainer refused to let her hand go even though he was getting burned>>567372445She literally burned her trainer, its also the moment she fell for her trainer hardThe joke is trainer is full body bandaged from the burns Ai gives him (even though it was only an issue due to her fever and how long they were holding hands while she was out of it)
>>567372445Anon I think...you may have missed context in that post.
>>567372559You mean after they lost genuinely untold amounts of money by not being able to retain their playerbase after years of no innovation and increasingly exclusive paid skinsas shown above
>>567372280why do her hands look so big
Ai posting
>>567372709Yaoi character
>>567372578AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>567372280Creating a new era with Chrono!!!
Did you make it into A finals?
>>567372764Save the appluase
>>567372817but she is using her feet here...
>>567372846YeahOf Open League
>>567372846Yes next question
>>567372846Yes and I have been registering my second team I made for fun just to watch them race
>open thread and see all of the responses to deleted postsah time to open the archive and unzip my pants
My first 5 wins in Round 2 Group A!
Katsuragi Ace is a Meishou?!
>>567372947im gonna kiss that uma
>>567372846h-haha
>>567372846last CM was probably the most brutal simply because of hog domination
>>567371821what is she doing
>>567372991DIE
>>567372895Silence
>>567372982kinda disappointing honestly
>>567372991you didn't win
>>567372947that's cute
>>567372991congrats
>>567372846yeah, barely
>>567373025Hag Hello's alcohol stink...
Has anyone had any luck in CM14 testing with Cheer Captain Halo?Her unique seems really strong but also really weak at the same time. She has a harsh condition of "you must stay 7th to 9th from 5 seconds to 50% of the race" that means if there's too many end/late in the room she can wiff her uniqueShe seems like she can succeed as a conditional ace. If the room is frontheavy she has a huge advantage, if it's backheavy she jobs. So assuming I want to sacrifice one position to an oshi, who is a good front or pace who specifically deals really well with rear-heavy rooms?
>>567373150Why is Bouquet like this?
>>567371821Hmm, I may masturbate to this
>>567373293it's just how some girls are.
>>567373171
>>567373251Just run her as end
>>567373251It's a lobby gamble. I whipped up a end prototype and it did okay even with low rolled stats. Your best bet is to also have pump or even budding and spurt maybe nimble so you can still accel out of position
>>567372846I did yesterday, along with enduring the humilation ritual shortly after, but that's fine, Ayabe and sometimes Spechud gave me some fun races to see.
>>567373251I'm getting my ass beaten by End Cheer Halo in public lobbies
>>567371821i was going to fap to this until her hair clipped through her eyeball
>>567370510>>567368551Maybe sprinters are the sexiest umas after all...
>>567373293why does curren need her name on written on her tag?
>>567373378
Soon...
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>567373531I always think this looks like katsuragi ace
>>567373573 Pic not related *laughs*
>>567373573You're playing a game with sweaty min-maxing and you wonder why women aren't normal?
>>567373573>femaledo u rly belieb it
>>567373164Clearly says win on the screen
>>567372161I wrote this post
>>567372846
>>567373573If they were normal they'd not play uma and busy popping out kids
My TT umas did it bros
>>567373573>don't get NSM for Aries XOguriAlways a laugh
>>567373573She's got a male fiance she's getting married to in a few months. You're a projecting faggot. Yes I'm the Rae defense force She legitimately seems to know more than other streamers and she doesn't talk like a 3rd worlder so that's a plus. Being a woman is a big minus tho for sure.
>>567372991I disapprove of your methods, but I can't deny your results. Winning is winning.
>>567373573why would a straight female play this game
>>567373293>>567373378What's wrong with the "shy" and "meek" umas?>>567373530Cause that's what bouquets look like
>>567373760What's wrong being a woman
>>567373894they are a poor imitation of umas
>fast learner on my late surger maruzensky parent runoh yeah i'm gonna buy so many fucking skills and spark none of them.
>>567373573>>567373760neck each other then neck yourselves
Come to think of it, uma is technically monster girl media>strong powerful girls who's basically mythical beings>beastly>instinctual >rapes you>far superior to human women
>Unironically talking about ningen and simping for themDid we reach a new low?
>>567373760Her fake laugh is annoying
>>567374041
>>567373251I don't have the sparks necessary to fix that End D while also going for the Mile S, so I am kind of stuck trying to run her as a Late.How many stars does it take to fix that, anyway? Seven?Or nine?
My tickets: 2-2-2-0-2-2-3I had to sacrifice my soul by resorting to making a last minute Ryan
>>567373952you can say it's a Neck and Neck situation
That's 3 times he's posted this exact same image, I think someone's obsessed with a married womanSimps should hang themselves
we're gonna ningenpyoi all night and there's nothing you umas can do about it
>>567374041I need to cum on that fat fuck's fat ass
Going to not make any aces and mentally prepare myself for B finals as I wait for shitter hours.
>>567374164Looks to me like your uma is planning on joining
>>567372846noppers
>>567374124It will be worth it when you win finals.
>>567374138
What's the longest streak anyone's been on without 3 blue sparks? I haven't gotten a single 3-star blue uma since TB started and just hit 100.I sincerely don't understand what I can do differently at this point. They're basically all 600+ in each stat with one or two stats 1100+.
>>567374304You are like a baby. I went 200 Rudolfs since the game started and the cunt didn't give me a 3 star.
>>567374041we love ningens here
haven't seen much discussion, is uma rolling for either or both? planning rolls sucks
>>567374405Skip and skip
>>567374387Whats under the hat?
>>567368829Getting rushed not only drains yoir stamina but also changes your strategy to random for a moment
>>567374387>posting a secret uma
>>567374304It's TB don't worry about the blue as much.If you want insane stats then loop the scenario spark until you have a legacy with 9 TS and 6-8 blue however everything else will suffer.
>>567374387...
>>567373251You can't be in 6th?
gonna INSEMINATE this ningenemphasis on INSEMINATE
>>567368976I am barely surviving because Oguri
>>567368976Dun wanna...
>>567374405Observing curren
no one is going to roll for curren-whore
>>567374405I'm saving for my stallion wife.
>>567374387tazuna butt
>ningen hours
>>567373760her videos are frequently too long, and the laugh is annoying, but she has a solid grasp of the game mechanics and knows a shitton about the game. And her guides/advice know what it's like to be strictly f2p, unlike many youtubers, who are making videos by whales for whales.
We all love Curren here and will roll her wedding alt at all costs
>>567374405Using my 30 tickets and hoping for the best.
>>567371497Are you in elementary school?
>>567374405I'm only dropping my daily changes for Curren, she's worth that much
my human phallus inserted into her human vagina
>>567372846Barely, every round yesterday was 1/5 or 0/5. Today I somehow got two 3/5 rounds so I'm allowed to be podium fodder for whales now I guess.
>>567368976Natty is relegated to the team's cheerleader in the literal sense. Her umanko dance regularly motivates them to steal wins from dishonest teams.
Thoughts on flat chest with massive ass?
>>567374739Stinky hag
Making Aoi birth umamusume
>>5673741127, it goes 1 -> 4 -> 7 -> 10 to do full letter grade improvements at career start before you go to luckshit your inspiration.>>567374579You can be 6th, but original post didn't mention how it has the "hope you don't get rushed" condition, which is another thing to worry if you overcome late/end stacked lobbies.
>>567374112yeah you'd want to make a parent with mile > turf end and borrow a mile > end end, total 7 end sparks to start at A.honestly B is enough. My B end cafe was 2nd by a nose in libra and my highest winrate of that CM. A or S are better, but their influence is nothing compared to mile or turf S.>>567374579Gametora is conflicting on that bit. On her page it says 6th. on the skill conditions page's example it says 7th. I guess we could ask any halo testers to weigh in and let us know if they've ever hit despite being in 6th the whole first half?
Only 900 calories consumed today. Shiraoki give me strength.
>>567374609post more jealous umas
>>567374405hard skip. Pull plan is pic related, but I'm almost certainly skipping the Brian rerun (I have Seiun Sky), and debating on skipping Agnes Tachyon SSR in favor of Wit Bourbon. But not having a good second speed SSR has been total ass, especially since every fucking anon here seems to have MLB NTR.
>>567374990I don't get how people do this. I feel like garbage if I don't eat.
>>567374889Sorry but if you wanna fuck aoi you are gonna have to fuck meek tooNot to mention your own trainee
>>567374990Wash your teeth when you feel like you're hungry and the hunger goes away
>>567374956Gives me an erection
>>567374990you broke your fast? ngmi
>>567374553Thanks, I didn't know how important that spark was. I may have more usable parents than I thought.
>>567374387Who has the best technique?I like Tazuna's Crush Claw.
>>567374405Nah, original Curren spooked me during the Kitasan free pulls, original Finemo spooked me when pulling for Palma, they'll find their way to me at some point.
A moment of silence, please, for our dacchis who didn't make it into Group A
>>5673749757 sparks, that's pretty generous.Got any recommendations for a parent?I'm guessing I'm going to need to go all in on end sparks for one side and all in on mile sparks on my end, that's the side I can at least kind of make happen.
>>567375130>wash your teeth
>there are actual faggots in here lusting for ningen pussy>>>/lgbt/>>>/out/
>>567375130>Wash your teethESL xister...
>>567375205I still got my day 2 tries. I can still make it...
>>567373475Watch more anime and read more manga. It's not a mistake, it's a common stylistic choice. A character has long bangs, but the artist wants to viewer to see her eyes fully (because eyes = important), so they make the bangs transparent. Open some manga pages, you can easily find examples. Everyone does it.
>>567375251>>567375307rinse you teeth with mouthwash, happy now faggots?
>>567375251why is your image small
>>567374405I'm saving my pulls for Narita Brian's rerun
>>567375251>3 KB, 116x125
Contrary to popular belief Urara actually has large hips, ass, thick thighs and is not flat.
>>567374956Cafe is just minmaxxing...
impregnating this human woman with a human child
Stop pixelshaming
>>567375109>a scenario with zero downsides
tiny
>>567375585
Must go smaller.
>>567375286come home grass torenaningen women wont abuse you unlike your trainee
So, who won the gaslight debate. Is CM13 front-favored or end-favored?
>>567375061ningen whores...
What now, suckers?
i need your tiniest uma
>>567375540I never noticed the hands splitting the fence beforeOr the uma in the water>>567375663I will now date Aoi
>>567375663>stallion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
Uma is an ASS franchise
>>567375613
Never betray your trainee's feelings!
>>567375286Its SO fucking over for Grass
>>567375223i haven't even started looking yet I personally would probably settle for starting at B end and if i get lucky and spark up to A, great.My ideal borrow would probably be something like>Parent: Ryan or Maruzensky with Mile>Grandparents: Rudolph and Tamamo with Endwhich is a little rare since rudolph isn't naturally End A either. I might have to split the end sparks up, one from a borrow and one from a parent I make. I'll look later tonight I guess.
>>567375663if her human strenght was increased proportionally to uma levels she would be donna levels of strong
>>567375735how did she get her own themedid the owner paid cygames that much
good nishino parent for next cm? i know the blue is ass and the red is whatever
aaiiieeee my c(l)ock...
>>567375867Ohamile with long hair feels wrong
Beating the fronts to Angling as a pace is greatI'm so glad that Ticket finally got her win
>can post mare milking >Can't post stallion milking, even though it's more common Thoughts?
>>567375852the IRL horse was kind of a big deal
>>567374739gold city owes me- wait a minute...
>>567375921nvm
HORSES ARE REAL AND THEY DO NOT TALK OR EAT AT SCHOOL CAFETERIAS WAKE UP
>>567376000
>>567375921Fillies races with Nishino Flower...
>>567375994i wouldnt mind some kumis rn...
>>567376056Whats a horse?
>>567376056Maybe not your school cafeteria.
>>567375726>The face Bourbon makes when you realize she has a male audio jack>>567376052Bourbon ftw
human women already feel intense jealousy and hatred towards other womeni can't imagine how they would feel about uma superiority
DIA-CHAN THE GREATEST!Eat shit UG fucks
>>567376191realistically, there'd be a lot of uma racism
>>567375585>>567375613my sph fetish..
wtf is a ma chérie
>>567375994Tbh I don't think i've seen anyone actually post a stallion here (don't fucking be the first), just mares
>>567376280My wife
>>567375960My Ayabe was able to zoom past a Seiun who procced Angling, but I think denying them from fronts is also fun. Nice Tickezo win, proud of her.
>>567376248Obviously, umas love to race after all!
>>567376229post deck and umanko
If your oshi uma is a prized stallion then she got cock milked regularly. Stallions do not want to get milked, so it's basically rape.
>>567374078Imagine being her fiance and plowing her and she laughs every thrust
>>567376294>don't fucking be the firsttsk
>>567376056wrong, this type of thing has been documented for decadeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAvatOnAFFg
>>567376229I think I faced that Brian just now, got stuffed though
>>567376347
hold the linedo not queue
>>567376496smooching that big ol empty forehead
>>567376484surprised you went 3 speed 1 wit instead of 2 and 2.
>>567375867Not feeling this one
>>567376179Why is Bourbon always so stinky and sweaty
it's shitter hoursqueue NOW
>>567376617I have a lot of bad luck with Umas with 0% stat bonus on speed if I go 2/2/2, I'm not taking any chances....
This uma must be the most fapped + least important one out there
>>567376421Fatty
Is this REALLY what happens in tracen when torena isn't looking?
impregnating dober with my smelly unwashed male man dude cock
>XXX's biggest fan/expert>XXX not on teamdo you even have shame?
which umas are weak to anal?
>>567376871This becomes increasingly worse when the team is XOguri and Goldshi + Dom
>>567376874Ya mum
>>567376871shut up troon
>>567375419>>567375463that's the original size, I didn't want it to be that small, but there it is.
>>567376793>t. dober taking down notes for her next doujin (umaXtore)
>>567376871I use the Ayabe title and run Ayabe every CM she is also my highest WR uma
What's the point of the tails moving around randomly?
Debuffing neighas are truly subhumans. I can't wait until their lazy shit is banned in the future.
mm. food.
Blast with her uma roommate (Ai) and her irl neighbor (Cheval)
>>567376785Yes. Fear SEGA and the SatonoStein family.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc3AK8k90xw
We haven't gotten a new paizuri drmon uma in years. We are still coping with launch/year 1 ones.
>>567376676She works out twice as much as other umas, so it's only natural
>>567376871I want to XXX with Mayano
>>567377062Its funny
>>567377062to make it harder to loop webm
>>567376874el actually has advantage on anal
why hasn't satono sponsored a sega collab yet
>>567376874Air Groove
You have 16 hours to find it in your heart to drop the 30KNo, I will not stop posting Curren propaganda
>>567376871The only exception is if they have a theme going on like this dude. >>567348413
>>567376874Which ones most seem like they have a stick up their ass?
>>567376727I read on xitter that she was forced to cover her tits at all times for this CM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypT2FmGZmF8 because she's so lewd
>>567377217I already have Curren.
>>567377127
Freaks...
>>567377217I'm sorry CurrenBut I'm into Older Umas...
>>567376871my oshi is not meta unfortunately
>>567376874king bakushin
>>567377265>>567377127Flash is also very cute okay
>>567377206>SEGA has an absolutely banger sound team>Satono is all about haha sega>Not a single SonicMusic collab in-game or somethingHonestly a lil bit upsetting.
>>567376871I would use Tickezo and Eishin flash with all pleasure if their mile affinities where easier to level up
post something cute
>>567377303I HATE CURREN
>>567377262Get her a second time then.
>>567377467
>>567377217soon
>>567376372Stop thinking lewd horse thoughts
Today i met a brother-in-law
>>567377479Curren loves you
>>567377479BASED LAISU
Career done. Lots of skills. Place your bets on how poorly she sparks.
Every race in Taurus looks like this. You see front runners, but they're rare. The saddest are those 3 front runner teams, who are desperately hoping to meet another 2-3 front runner team, because then they'd actually kill the golshi together. It happens like once out of 20 races maybe. The rest of the time golshis and xoguris easily run past all three. Proccing angling does nothing.
>>567377479basedbasedbasedbased
>got a 3day for posting Calstone cameltoe
>>567377479
>>567377614He Mejiromogged you.
>>567377614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSlGPvp8MPs
>>567377661Guts 3* front 2*lot of whites
3 hour sleep :)
>browsing pixiv>find a nice looking drawing>click >it's already been deleteduma for this feel?
>>567377734It was a very nice post at least.
>>567375540Why is Grass looking like that?
>>567377617>>567377773Stop that.
>>5673776611* power2* turfall in all kinda dogshit.
>>567377793Fuck he actually did
>>567377614This is a beautiful thing.
>>567377810happened to me yesterday, suddenly worke up with an intense vertigo I rushed to the door so I wouldn't faint in a situation where nobody could help me but I didn't faint I only puked a lot and now I've been dizzy for the last 18 hours, was able to sleep for a bit but still feeling like shit umamusume: pretty derby
>>567377943That means he is the chosen one to lead the Mejiroonige
you will roll
>>567377614>anime makweenoh no no no
>>567376191There is nothing more cucked than being a ningen woman. I bet there would be whole social justice movements about checking uma privilege or whatever. Imagine ningen women getting traumatized by inferiority and developing trans-uma delusions.
>>567378096maybe if the curren clan gave me a small donation of a million carats
me and my bitch
>not a single Seiun parent with Fujin grandparent in the databaseI guess I’m not free of parent grind hell just yet.
>>567377986go to the doctor nigger what the fuck
SEAbros is Curren tomorrow morning or day after?
>>567377614>PalmerHe mogged you by not using a free unit 2* Mejiro
>>567378268tomorrow morning
me after this CM
pull Pull PULL
>>56737826819/05 0600 sg time seachacho
>>567378186>go on a date with an uma>after an afternoon having fun her "ears" accidentally fall off>they were part of a hairbandwhat do you do in that situation
>>567378292>>567378347Thanks bwos
USA keiba > JP keiba
51k caratsDo I want to roll for Curren/Fine
Almond Eye and Kitasan Black after 7 rounds:https://x.com/i/status/2056021231938281789
>>567378395Link us a video, won't you?
>>567378426do you love Curren and/or Fine?
>>567378267if it persists for 3 days I'll go
Are we buying, oguribros?
>>567378465it's crazy how well the jockey colors work you cn really spot them miles away
BEGONE SUCCUBUSi will not fall for your propaganda
Golshi game.
uma tummy
>>567378474>>567368601
>>567378395There was also a trumpeter playing Girls Legend U which was pretty coolhttps://x.com/baninabear/status/2055777938910654715
how do you get out of this sich
60% wr round 1 --> 20% wr round 2what in the everloving fuck. please tell me i'm not the only one going through this
>>567378556>domslopnot valid
me when I see Goldshit + double dom in my Finals
>>567378395It's all thanks to that "American Pharoah in a miniskirt" guy. His presentation actually opened new perceptions of horse racing boomers in burgerland.This will never happen in Japan because they are conservative when it comes to culture and boomers are the majority of the population over there compared to young folks (low birth rate, dying country etc)
>fail debut>exit doorsomething cathartic about it.
I'm gonna fucking die, I don't have recoveries except Glittering Starwhat do
>>567378640this is normal
You guys are my bwos?
>>567378751gwochacho is running triple clown route
god i hate you bwotrannies
>>567378640Same pretty much4/5/5/25/3/4/582.5% WR round 12/2/3/12/5/5/255% WR round 2Top is after round 1Bottom is after round 2
Giving out free smooches for Group B dacchis
Starting work on my Gemini team. I'll probably run triple fronts again, because why not. Angling and Plancha seem to be the best accels (can fronts use Blossom? I don't have Nishino, in any case), and if I get lucky with a grandparent spark, Mummy gives a shitty .1 accel for 3s, and this way I can fuck over the evil evil Pasas that will flood the track. Taiki's ult is useless, so is Red Maru's (AGAIN).Suzuka might be viable this time. Unrestrained sucks per usual (33m out of 275m, roughly 80-87% chance to do absolute jack shit), but her ult will be useful so maybe it's worth it. Seiun Sky might also be good. Time to start Pasa parent runs, I guess.
>>567378801what else can you do in Senior
>>567378625
>>567378640went from 87.5% to 78.9%
>>567378640You are the only one going through this
>>567368469this is done on an alt, I refuse to believe you can't even get a single dub in 40 tries
>>567378676>freak out when brown person grabs the reins>stay calm afterward when white person grabs the reinsmany such cases
>>567378640I went from 37/40 to 27/40 round 2
>>567378805I thought we were friends gwo...
>>567378842Soulless nigger
>>567378751either run as Late and pray, or just skip the race. You're almost certain to lose no matter how many clocks you burn.
>>567378853Random g2/g3s with rivals
>>567378640>round 1 2-3-4-55-1-5-5>round 2 3-3-4-42-2-4-3Obvious answer is you kept running into newcuties and retards in Round 1 and fluked
>>567379028explain? It's not like fronts, especially f2p fronts, are some kind of broken feature, lates are probably going to dominate Gemini.
>>567378856At least Digitan is in character
>>567379028The only 2 options for CM14 are 3 fronts or 3 ends
guess the sparks
how many hours until wedding
>>567378762nah. i hadn't seen a difficulty spike from round 1 to round 2 anything like this in previous CMs
>>567379237next CM reset
>>5673791592 front 1 end is the best combo
>>56737923715
>>5673791801* wit, best i can do
>>567379159bwos i thought budding blossom is the 2nd coming of jesus for pacegods like us how can this be wtf
>>567379159>no vegaI guess her ult is useless next CM
>>567379243the gap will only increaseround 1 is career-a-day-maybe casualsround 2 is mostly sweats because middle-of-the-road dolphins are leaving the game en massehave fun
>>5673791592 pace 1 front for me probably>>567379365yea, sadly
>>567379327pace is unfortunately unplayable until MANT is over
Does anybody even care about Fine wedding dress? I only ever see Curren spam
>>567379113for me it was 4-4-3-3, 2-3-4-1 in round 1followed by 1-1-0-2, 1-?-?-? so far in round 2"fluking" a whole 35 races of round 1 sounds retarded but sure
>>5673791802* power
>>567379459i run like this
>>567379457yes and I'm honestly more excited for her, but I don't spam her like an obnoxious retard. I'll just make a good one and play her in rooms to show my love and dedication that way. words are meaningless without action
>got a good nishino parent>don't feel like sharing it to not help othersmmm yeppers this is fine
>>567379459no one runs like this
>>567379494>>567379297the worst
>>567379369>mostly sweats because middle-of-the-road dolphins are leaving the game en masseas someone that's coming back into the game because of wedding curren, what's happening?
will be running flower and curren for CM14 because i think it is funny
>>567379365Vega only works on 2400m Tokyoalso enjoy her alt being powercrept by the tyrant in a few years
not today faggot rng
>>567377986Nigga I had a similar experience but combined with another thing. tl;dr is the midnight I woke up all of a sudden, went to the bathroom, almost lost consciousness there, attempted to go back to my room, but lost consciousness on my way back. Luckily my mom was visiting that time and I had to be rushed to the hospital.
>>567379643MANT killed trillions
>>567372846Yeah.
>>567379369Remember when people said MANT was f2p-friendly?
>>567379192Teio's unironically OP at games and is somehow smart. She'll beat those hags in no time
>>567379802It is if you started the game early and grind a lotI'm sure GL will be better for everyone, F2Ps, whales, new and old
>>567377986>>567379739wtf is this teiobro disease
>>567379159brainlet retard here how do I read this
>>567379159>End Oguri that highWhat in tarnation? It's not like her usage is low
>>567379457I care. I want both of them, but I'm aiming for Finemo since she is the pace chaser I need for miles to go along with TaikiCurren just sweetens the deal since she is one of the strongest sprinters for the next 3 years
>>567379643I want to look up Curren's skirt
>>567379864slugs in the brain
>>567379864Too fat
>>567379870left and down badright and up good
>>567378640I went from a 90% win rate in round 1 to like a 65% win rate in Round 2. Happens to everyone
So is this a good game or what? Probably what.
>>567380038The current version of the game is considered by many to be a form of psychological torture. Come back in 3 months when the game is good again.
>>567380038I wouldn't recommend even my enemies to play the PVP part of this game
>>567380038this game SUCKS
Come on you guys, we're so close. We just need a few more people to make retention in the next 2 hours.If we hit 777,777 retention surely something good will happen. Shiraoki-sama will grant us all good fortune and blessed pulls.Cash in your jellies if you have to. You CAN make retention this week, I believe in you.
>>567380038we are in the worst state the game will ever be come back in 3 months
>>567379445orange fug...
>>567378981F2P on group A that doesnt pull on the latest and greatest meta cards has a high chance of getting that, Last CM I got 6/40. I only pulled on the Kitasan and Creek banner
>>567380038if you like roguelikes it's surprisingly fun but gets old quick once you hit the repetition loop
>>567380173Shiraoki FRAUD can't do anythingDo not believe this poster
fillies
>>567378981I managed to get 0 win bwo and my aces are with medium S
uma for this feel?
>>567380038If you're autistic, yes.
>>567380449what's she doing
>>567380038I have won multiple time. This game rocks!
>>567380292KSB and Creek are my only SSRs too, and I didnt even use Creek to make my Golshi. Git gud.
>>567380038apparently uma musume from 1st anni to 2nd anni sucked major ass and we're in it right now
>>567380478being the throat GOAT
>>567380435westoid tranny
>>567380478digging
I love watching my OG oguri run down xoguri chumps
>>567380515Not gonna make this game my 2nd job buddy.
I was excited for Kitasan Black x Almond Eye filly until I find out her stupid ass name and I'm not excited anymore
>>567380449>haha Oguri fatThis joke got old a long time ago
FILLIES
How do finals lobbies work again?
>>567380016not to this extent, is what i meanwr always drops from round 1 to round 2, but never this muchatp i just hope i can demolish my B finals lobby
>>567380754You pray to Shiraoki-sama, 3 Goddesses, and Cygames not to rig your finals. It's decided the instant matchmaking is done.
>>56738075412 hours to change team12 hours to rig your match
>>567380754Cygames interns match paying players with f2ps that statistically did just a little worse than them
>>567380754You queue and then get gaped by 2 piggies running golshi + double dom
>>567380754If you wait until 00:01 registration to enter, you are guaranteed to win
>>567380857gold shit sucks this cm
>>567379608you're FUCKING jokingI would think about killing myself or someone else. Probably someone in Cygames>1* gutsEVERYFUCKINGTIMEI DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THIS PARENT AND I'M STILL ASSMAD AS FUCK FUCK THIS GAME
>>567380865I believe you
Big dummy
>>567380893Sure buddy
>>567380754Hidden mmr determines the lobby
>>567380893have you queued up for this cm even once
>>567380893she carried me
>>567380996>>567381009>every single time they make an appearance
MILE KINO SAVE US I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU
Why did they make Paces like thisIt's insane how poorly balanced this game isI don't think I have the strength to wait & keep playing until Paces are on par again
>>567380996>>567381009lol
>>567381042that just means you have like a 90%+ wr or something. she and xoguri are by far the most common assrapists since round 2 started
>>567380038Yes until you get tired of it and then it continues to try to push you to play every day. Then, kinda. Characters, stories, graphics, voices, and music are super charming. Gameplay is... well the other replies covered that well enough.
>>567381009The resident schizo doesn’t even play the game
>>567381042>comparing with his piggy ug vegadumb nigger
>>567379878this image is a threat to trainers everywhere
>>567381130can we get those funny photofinish grids to prove she won this
>>567381130CROIX DU NOSE
reminder she thinks human runners are weak little babies
come the fuck on I HAVE 352 FUCKING SPEED
>>567378534https://files.catbox.moe/bf8nu3.mp4
ticketbros my ticket has won only once in round 2 help send help SOS im drowning
>>567381126I honestly don't how how GL is supposed to save Paces. Sure, Tachyon card looks great and a Killer Tunes skill for Paces is welcome, but that doesn't save them...
>retard gwos bring dominators>they help me win because i'm a buhikeep using debuffers lil fags surely you will win once in 20
>>567381421there's only one solution
cheer halo is meta in milekino? i pulled her once on my way to pitying cheer nature and holy shit i never want to run her in MANT again. started 2 runs, doored the 1st in early senior from nonstop losses, finished the 2nd with 35 races 30 wins. how are you guys managing with her runs
>>567381480so what do you do after when there's brain and blood splatter everywhere, not to mention the corpse itself
>>567381130That shit is rigged
If it's this bad, why are all of you still playing it? Unless you're not actually playing?
>>567381538RAPE CORRECTION
>>567381560https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunk_cost
>>567381386wah wah want milk
>Daiichi Ruby PWR supportThey actually release an anti-front card. Hilarious
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>567381480TAISHIN UUOHHHH SHE DID IT GO TICKETTTT
>>567381392Bro your stamina? The more speed you have the more stamina you burnout like playing too much MANT will lead to burnout
>>567381560Components of answer: exaggeration about how bad it is, addiction to awful addiction-fostering gacha mechanics, fondness for the good parts of it (the characters mainly)
>>567381196V...
>>567381615Helios...
>>567381560Because for some reason I managed to nab plats and now I can't quit
>>567381615she fucking hates Helios
>>567381560hehe
>>567381656>>567381710Velios...
>>567381560Remember when we used to have 45k players cutoff in class 6? Now we cant even reach 31kWhen GTA 6 comes out expect the game to have 15k cutoff
neo universe's ass
>>567381814>game dying>but the semen retention line keeps going up
>>567381560I don't play this game every day anymore. I just slop together some aces a week before CMs to get my gibs and then sayonara
What did my trainee mean by this?
>>567381560I like competition and seeing my umas do well. Also stories, but that's not in MANTblazer, and I'd rather wait for Grand Live than go back to URA/Unity. I've learned a lot of delayed gratification lmao.
>>567381560I still do my 5 borrows a day, I got retention 6, I got into Finals A. I still love the game though?
>>567381560i'm not quitting until i get my mr cock and balls
>>567381814That isn't even bad, I would have expected we'd drop by half cause of MANT
>>567381386Reminder that she reminds you that you are a weak little baby
Embroidery with her tongue out after winning the Victoria Mile
AAAIIIIIIIEEEE ITS NOT JOBBER HOURS
finemo agemasened...
>>567382005The V stands for Villain
>>567382004mares amrite
>>567381943how's THIS for mr cock and balls*unzips*
>>567381984Why is she like this??
>>567382119AIEEEE SPE SAVE ME FROM THIS RABID MARE
>>567381560Because the game is bound to get better after this scenario
sex
>>567382119Ningenbros...
Gal Bourbon
>>567381615>opening gambit>decrease acceleration after 3 secondswow totally fucking useless because TTL + groundwork gets you up to speed in 2
cute or chopped?>https://x.com/livedoornews/status/2056231051651895664
>>567382119Trainer humiliation ritual
Give me a (You) or I rape Bourbon.
>>567382337you won't do shit laisue
>>567381504Yeah, even with Mile A, the early miles are still tough when you're a late surger with an Ult that can't activate in Career. Uma's like King and Ryan have it rough. Umas like Tamamo have a much easier time wining, even with Mile B thanks to her ult.Try to prioritize speed early.Try to avoid it, but run as pace in the early races if you have to.Dont bother with that early Sprint G3 on turn 2 after debut.Pick up a while velocity skill or 2 early if you can.If you get 2nd on a jr race just take the L. You need to save your clocks for when you invevitably get blocked on a core G1.Once you are down to only 1 clock left, give up on getting Fast Learner, just start buying skills.
...
sorry autis/uma/ bwo i just vs'ed, nothing personnel
>>567382119mares think and say this
maybe i was wrong about how OP daring strike is.. i made an end tama and even tho she only has 850stam+1white(screwed by tosen), shes been performing better than my LS tam..
>>567382119Someone call Tamachud
>>567377986Are you ok now? How old are you?>>567379739What was the diagnosis..?
>>567382309cute
>>567382413-1 image
Titania Fine Motion? More like I like the tits on ya.
>>567382396i rationed my clocks on the junior races and it still ended up like that. iirc the 2nd run consumed my last 2 resets on takamatsunomiya and she still lost (on the ONE RACE SHE IS DESIGNED FOR). mile cm is putting me off just because i don't want to relive this
BAKER SAN
next bread will be butter
by the power vested in me by rice shower and the image limit i CURSE japan with another decade of Larc losses
i guess>>567382861>>567382861
chestnuts
>>567374503does she run with G pace aptitude until rushed ends? can she not use endcloser skills during that time?
>>567372251Dude this makes Hentai VN's look way more wholesome and normal usually it's just porn with story. But this is just Hentai without Sex. No wonder why Azur Lane is falling off.
