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7 and anons who post 7 (including me) win their CM finals
>>567382861Ogurin a cute!
i'm 1 win 1 loss against an autis/uma/ bro in CM now
Still in Love is a very special uma
I SEE
Winning Ticket owes me sex
there will be no more bourbon after this post
page 1 750 posts me make new thread
>>567383034ho, ho, hee, hoo
>>567383029Gyaru Bourbon
If these are horses, show me the scenes of public defecation
Why are Teiobwos like this
>>567383129wait for marvelous
anyone have luck running curren on MANT?i need some inspoi might unironically need stam sparks because im overcapping on power before speed
Fuck you /uma/.
I fucking LOVE Make a New SORRY CAN'T WIN ON THE FIRST TRY PLEASE PAY 1 CLOCK TO REDEEM WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN EASY WIN Track.
"""hypothetically"" what if Japan WINS the larc this year before we even get the scenario?
>>567383282It's called Track SORRY CAN'T WIN ON THE FIRST TRY PLEASE PAY 1 CLOCK TO REDEEM WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN EASY WIN blazer
>>567383373!!!
>>567383274that's so mean!
>Mind breaks you
>>567383414yep, still weird-looking
>>567383282losing when your 200+ points ahead of everyone else in every stat is good game design ackshually
>>567383480her forehead looks stupid
fucking debuff spammers
>>567383480her forehead looks cummable
>>567383317they'll probably focus on l'arc 2 for the next jap scenario but we're 100% getting l'arc regardless
>>567383179I got raped by Freddy FazbearFIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS THIS WHERE YOU WANT TO BE I JUST DON'T GET IT
>>567383317Croix is ducking it the COWARD so maybe not
>>567382119Why does she go "Ahaha" and "hehe" before saying that?
post something sleepy
>Ines is the new top bobo parentaw shit. why did I skip her
>Umas are built for breeding>Cygames made them all gayJust why..
why are so many people bringing king halo (original)?
>>567383840because she's the worst front runner in the game for the next 4 years
>>567383897two more affinity tho
>>567383897?????Have you seriously not noticed how big her boobs are? She is a good runner.
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
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>>567383720Bullying trainer-san is funny
>new dataHOLY SHIT SHITKLSYL HOLYS HIT
A cat is fine too
>>567384003(you) every thread
Which umas have the puffiest nipples? I'm a biter.
>New data availableWHOREN approaches.
>new data available eh?
>haven't seen Chiyonigger posting in a whileShould have started filtering long ago. Never knew threads could look so nice.
>>567384091mystery neigha
>>567384107
>new datano one is pulling for these shit wedding alts
>new datait's over, sweepybros. We'll have to go cheat on a different gacha
HOLY SHIT CURREN CHANG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
holy fuck curren just flew over my house
>>567383826
esuoh ym revo welf tsuj nerruc kcuf yloh
>>567384060I guess if it's Bouquet doing the bullying it's ok...
>>567383564>ug debuffers>makes other teams front winjust had that
>>567384106sup
You lost because your umas were worse, not because the debuffers were there
>>567384381but I won even tho my umas were worse?
>>567384381the debuffers made them worse
>>567384187Your wiles will not work on me. But maybe on Chiyono.
>>567384003you should be happy, having something in common, since you're both faggots
what ult do I want on Frontrunner next CM?A&S and what?
>>567383593why do you think the game goes back to l'arc? the theme this year is international scenarios but i don't see why recycle an already used setting. i'm betting the next 2 scenarios are dubai and HK
>>567384469nishino flower's
>>567384469Plancha
>>567383373march's fat tits in my mouth
>>567384194It can't be any worse than when Yaeno was released and I saw...15, maybe as low as 10 screenshots showing pulls for her. If it's lower than that, it'll be pretty funny.
>>567383593White turf scenario next year, I know it!
>>567384449Chiyono looks dumb
>>567384194But your guaranteed sprint cm win bro? You're not going to beat wedding curren on the straight line....
Will GL go back to having stories? I have a few umas I haven't played aside from in MANT.
>>567383373The 2019 mares are pure sex
Mares are significantly more erotic than usual
>>567384194every day until you like it
>>567384469
>>567384661Our resident Currenfag will most likely flood the thread with screenshots. Finemo, however...
>>567384821I prefer her base outfit...
>>567384839good thing you can pull the one with the better kit then swap the costume!
Curren whore
Why does Cygames keep making wedding alts for lolis and imoutos?
>>567384895But.... but I dont have base FineMo either ;_;
>>567384821>wedding alt>infertile ?
Fine motions in bed
>>567384920you know why
>>567384920the question you should be asking is why did they make wedding alts for Mayano and Kingu, who are stallions?
>>567383263>>567383263>>567383263>zero replieswooooooooooooow so much for rolling on the upcoming wedding banner huh curren"""sisters""" do you even want her truly hmmmmmmm mmm uh huh yeah thought so posers hope you spark her
>>567383029There will be more bourbon after this post
>>567383263>>567385135I really cant do much with a f2p deck
>>567383263you're not running enough races
>>567385306wait how did you get 29 races with only sprint racesop races?
Curren lost so fucking hard
>>567385371yeah whatevers available
>>567385352yea thought so but the clicks were so juicyyy...
Which recovery for s.maru for Gemini? Moxie looks good.
>Consistently get 0/5 or 1/5 in A round two>Random out of nowhere 3/5 on my last ticketGuess I'm going to get rinsed in A finals now... great
>>567385482
>0 0 4 0
>*grabs your cock*How do you respond?
>>567385664What message is Teio trying to convey to me?
>>567385735I'm not sure
>>567385734>cums instantly
ToT uma panties
I HATE TOKAI TEIOI SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER
>>567385819
>character song is called goy wa derbywhat did teio mean by this
>>567385769This is unsightly behavior from my trainee
was the name of the costume always in the middle of the screen?
dead thrad?
Someone paste the copypasta
>>567386184its 4am brother
actual gameplay poalhttps://poal.me/383z0ghttps://poal.me/383z0ghttps://poal.me/383z0g
>>567383263The problem with her is that you do no races and get no skills. Somebody running an Oguri with Sprint sparks gets your stats and an extra 5-10 races worth of SP
>>567384003Pretty sure she has a husband as she did a video where he was pulling for Kitasan I think. Either way, I like her laugh.
>>567386229>ESTfag
>>567386184We call this comfyhours bwo. Or SEAhours your pick
>>567384830I still don't get how an ability can make you slower
remember: ramen constitutes a balanced diet
Hold the phone. Seriru isn't suggesting Groundwork pace promote Pasa for CM14?He's actually cautioning that Pace Chasers might not be strong with Front Runners present?
FUCK YEAHhad 5/25 in round 2 before this despite a great round 1, was about to accept my group B finals but brown hours clutched for once
I just had 2 chicken fajitas, 2 cheese burgers, 3 small oranges, and for the drink I had sparkling water I'm staying on the healthy side todayStill hungry tho so I might get some stir fried veggies with rice and pork
>>567386408>new Seriru vid just as I get homeNICE
So proud of my girls>>567386452congrats bro!
>>567385135nobody actually likes curren unironically bwo
>>567386458>beef, dairy, porkI knew I liked you.
>>567386452Grats bwo! Good luck on your finals!>>567386458AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE ANY PICS?
>>567386330Coffins are comfy
>>567385551she's perfect for me sisters
>>567386557this is true. coffons are padded. ever thought about why?
>>567386234EEEHHHHH?you guys get it's on?!
>>567386458WHERE ARE THE PICTURES
wedding finemo is meta for CM14you WILL pull for her
>>567385135>wedding event with ulala, rice, and biggus dickus>give the skin to c*rren hoe
Guess I can start making aces now
>>567386652Probably three fold, insulation, prevent damage from lying on a hard surface, and to provide the illusion to the living that the body is just sleeping
>>567386718her unique misses the accel but having two good golds is nice
>>567386778Ugly boy
>>567386493>>567386539thanks bwothas(the ticket immediately after that one was a 0/5 topkek)
>>567386452This CM has been very aggressive with matchmaking, I'm lucky I got in with two tickets, nice to see you pull it off.>>567386557I don't enjoy them I take a lozenge for those
>>567386452Is that a pace Maru?
has anyone slept in a coffin? asking for teiobro
Reminder to hit your stam and guts threshholds of 601 each, 578 if super lowballing.>>567386234even at maximum skill hints, PTO 3 hint is just too cost effective to justify taking it's on. its a goat skill like tail held high or distance corners.
Say no more
my pull plannerinos...............
When do we get auto career? I'm burning out
FUUUUUUCK OFF TEIO GIVE ME MORE TACHYON PULLS
>>567387140MLB Tachyon rollers report in
>>567387190haha
*bricks you*
>>567387190SOOn TM
>>567387140>>567387157I already have MLB NTR, I don't need another speed card
>>567387210I will have 3 uncap crystals by the time she comes. I think I'm good
>>567387314
>>567387274Opera O
Thank you Air Groove for putting me in A finals.
>>567386460No, Urara! You can't swordfly across the whole racecourse in a race!
but what if i'm NOT a pace chud do i still SNEED tachyon
>>567387314Good joke friend.
>>567387426yesyou will use her for 2 years
>>567387426myaybedyor this is not legal advice
Isn't it kind of cancerous that Smaru and VBobo get speed eater for free and just shit on most mile Umas?
Okay fine i'll save 600 for tachyon
I love all of you guys! You are my bestest friends!
>>5673871400LB Light Hello chuds? Your response?
>>567387489No because I'm not within 5 places of them when it goes off
>>567386375Easily. Skills can make other skills work differently. In Taurus my golshi failed her ult all the time because she procs all her midrace velocity skills too early. Usually she then just red shifts easily and wins, but sometimes this causes other golshis and end closers running past her right before end race, thus destroying her.
>>567387426you have to roll on that banner for sex hello anywayi guess you dont need tachyon if you MLB smaru>but what about lates???in the cuck shed
b-but I was told to save for Ramonu? What do you mean I need to pull tachyon too??
>next cm is front and end fest>I cannot make good fronts and ends
where the pasta at
>>567387623lates can pull tachyon because they don't need to pull until pasa and don't have another good specialist until like 3.25 anni
the card powercreep just gets worse and worse after this btw
which parents for the next CM
>>567387463but the cow said smaru is better for 4 scenarios
>>567387523Me in between
>>567387738all the usuals except final corner inherits
>>567387714>can't make good endsthe style literally plays itself
>>567387615Does the sim cover that though? You never fail to activate abilities there.And that list is for Front. How can Daiwas velocity + accel unique slow down a Front?
>>567387623two weeks ago /uma/ was telling me i could skip light hello banner
>>567387714Remember when /uma/ said fronts were dead
I have nothing to make this safe. Do I pop a 60phone and speed anklet and gamble this or just run the race?
>>567387869no one with more than a room temp IQ has ever said that
>>567386375>>567387857While what >>567387615 said is true, in this case, the simulator gives you those stats by simulating 100 races. If 2 umas had the exact same stats, and one has a speed skill, by random chance the uma without any skills can still win.
>>567387875Yes Summer Maru died back at the start of Aoharu and everyone that rolled for her got rugpulled and never won a CM with her
>>567387738Playing end or looking to take a chance with late? Cheerleader Kingu. Ryan can also be considered, but it's such a tiny window of around 33m, I wouldn't go for it.Pace or stacking fronts? Nishino and Pasa. If you or some torena you can borrow from is insane enough to make one, you can fit Mummy Creek.
>>567387869Hallucinating your discord as /uma/
>>567387696if your stash isnt this big you're bricked buddy
>>567386718was tough passing on first, but at last
>>567387696Ramonu is near the end of GL, young one
i've made up my mind for cm14: front pasa, front falco, end digitalhave cheer halo as well but training her in MANT is worse than hell
>>567388137I did Front Pasa and Falco for CM3 and CM10. Be warned, the parent farming and ace training is exhausting.
>>567387696There is a whole damn scenario gap in between the two
you didn't answer me so now this is happening
>>567388256Do it
So no need to gutsmaxx for fronts right. I won't be cucked in the last stretch right.
i kinda wanna pull for the teio wit since i have no ssr but it's timing makes it whale only
>>567388198i've brought falco to multiple turf CMs already so nothing new there, she even got me 53% wr on her own in the first yasuda kinen cm. sadly group A 3rd after she whiffed A&S in the final, here to avenge itthe pasa grind is somewhat scarier since front sparks are harder to come by
>>567387974That isn't what I'm talking about though? Or am I reading the sim wrong?Angling gives you 3.43 lengths at worst and 3.57 at bestRed Ace gives you negative .23 lengths at worst and 2.35 at bestSo hitting Red Ace can somehow slow down your Front. I know a similar thing happened in sprint where ramp up could slow you down cause you could hit PDM but I have no idea how a Front is gonna slow down because they hit red ace
>>567388123NEED to breed FM posters
>>567388256
>>567388086am i bricked?
hope someone makes a good kingu parentsometimes I still have nightmares from the last mile CM of 6 fronts vs my 3 lates
>t*io stole half of my light hello free pullsbitch should have stayed cripped
If your stash is this big >>567388431 >>567388086 you're a classless tactless buffoon, you have no style, you have no grace, and odds are very strong you're a scoundrel and a cheat.
>>567388626what makes you say that bwo? i'm just saving for "her"
>>567388626not spending a single carat or cent on M*NT sorrystill A finals btw
>>567388626I thought you were doing the DK rap, then you ruined it at the end.
>>567388697coolbut playing a gacha game only to not gacha just leaves a roguelite that you're done with in 6 hours every scenario
>>567388626Why do you talk like you're from a Chinese cultivation novel
>>567387463no one is going to use Tachyon for 2 fucking years lmao
>>567388086>>567388431hoardCHADS rise up (am recovering from 200 cheer nature pulls)
>>567387765Tachyon is better during Grand live, Maru better after. Maru doesnt get free pulls or come with a scenario pal card though
>>567388626The Daoist envy the patience of a gacha player
Do any of you claiming that you're saving for something else actually have any idea how many carats you'll have by that point? There's some odd fetishism around hoarding that isn't quite clicking for me.
>>567388086this but unironically, i have 100k and it's barely enough for all the human rights banners + 1-2 umarolls a year
>>567388869she almost claimed my semen retention but i stayed zen
>>567387426Tach is good for Grandlive and then mostly useless afterwards.You don't even need her for GL either if you have another Speed SSR unless you wanna build 0 Speed growth umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA3w4i1ei3IWitgod has spoken, schizos will post the usual screenshots
>>567388821she's the BiS pace speed card until Brian which comes after 3.5 anni (granted, Pasa is somewhat a pace card as well)
>don't even play MANT anymore >went 4-1 with my previous cm xoguri round 1>just went 3-2 round 2 first try>collect a finals rewards in 4 daysSimple as that, you can't be mad at the result if you never tried in the first place
Guys not eating has made me stay awake and not sleep. What the fuck is this.
>>567389067Hungree
>>567389067>What the fuck is this.hunger
>>567388909the calculator can give you a rough estimate
>>567388909yes and i've calculated it to an autistic extent. my carat stash lives until recent jp (3.5 anni onwards) when cygreed kicks in and new BiS cards start dropping all the time
>>567388771Retaining skystones is a perfect way for me to channel my inner energy and unlock my meridian gates. I'm still on my way to achieve peerless cultivation.
>>567389163Right. I know what I'm expecting. People afraid of spending carats seem not to be.
>>567388909Most of them will quit the game and have 300k carats still stored up in their account kek
>>567389219it's less "scared of spending carats" and more "not interested in any new banners coming out for a while"
semen retention is still so low...
Stop retaining your semen
>>567389491>retarded uma >aislop
>>567388909I'm saving for Daring Tact
>simpletons can't unravel the mysteries of the hot fire I spit>call me chineseAnother W for the cunning linguist.
>>567389029Pasa is better like you mentioned, and Tach's issue is her stat output. Plenty of better stat sticks come out in between her and Brian like Pokke, Dura, SiL, and 2 of those have gold skills that work perfectly fine with pace (Pokke and Dura). Obviously you might not roll on those cards if you're holding out for Brian, but to claim that she's BiS is just misleading imo. She's a decent card and obviously comes with a mandatory pal card, but I highly doubt people will be using her for over a year (since Dura comes with free pulls too)
>>567389543retard
Have you given her the Goddess epithet yet?
>>567389582So you're saying Chinese are cunning linguists
>>567388909Yeah I got the whole next 2 years fully planned out.
>>567389680The first run I did of her in mant I gave her True Way of Kings
>>567389543>retardEroi>slopNopershttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/16074682
>>567389491I want to fuck VF's wife and NTR him
>>567389008Random kendo trivia out of nowhere
>queue>7000 fronts>always 20L by the final spurtguess I'll try again later
>>567388137just use solo front pasa. Falco is making it more difficult for her to be top 2 and press the autowin button
>>567389595Dura is more of a bait card than tachyon if anything, literal carbon copy of kitasan in stats but with end closer hints instead of front runner hints
>>567388909
>>567389782>implying Vivlos would agree to holy matrimony with a moody college dropout ESL
>>567389723what's the point of 200 on cafe
Digitan LOVE
>>567389890mandatory for longs on late
>>567389829solo front sucks, you're depending on someone else in your lobby to also bring a front to have any chance of winning
>>567389491>>567389770Retaining your semen is good for you, you get to shoot further
pleasepleasepleaseplease
I think the carat hoarders are just sweepers, who don't play and hoard just to sell the account later when we catch up to JP with ten million carats on it.Prove me wrong.
>>567389936accent on "200" part
>put effort in to make a DaiSca>after like 30 careers finally get GW, Med S, Prudent Positioning + Dodging Danger, Spring Runner, Firm Course Menace>maybe all my work will pay off and I can at least get like 25% WR on her!>anyway, fuck you because Bourbon activates Cacao and Escape Artist>my DaiSca can literally only win if there is no Bourbon in the lobby>14% WR
wahey>>567389995good luck I barely scraped by myself
>>567389995>nigger ship in team>not already qualified for A finalsgo down to B finals where you belong. skill issue
>>567389995>Backlineslop without debuffersit's over
>>567390059same with my seiun, if bobo cucks her out of 1st late race it's overthis CM has been rough
Last even medium CM I go into without double domFuck all yall I thought we were having fun
>>567389851>carbon copy of kitasan???? >>567389890I plan on just ticketing her up since most of her value in terms of freeing up the borrow slot is at 1LB. When Pasa drops we'll be getting another free and $20 ticket and I probably wont have any better targets than her.
>>567389940simply also have someone else who is good in case there's no other fronts, like taiki dess and enjoy 100% win rate
>>567389723where can i get this pull planner spreadsheet
>>567390152the "fun" very clearly ended the moment round 2 started. round 1 was the promised oshi cm and plenty of ace variety, but as soon as round 2 began all you see in lobbies is golshi, xoguri, dominators
>>567388909I'm hoarding because we have the power of foresight. If not then I'll be spending my carats without thinking
>>567390152>plays fronts so can never do double dom
>>567390019yea I'm definitely spending 2 hours a fay on this account to resell it for 20 dollars in 2028
>>567390193idk "style specific AND distance specific" just reads like a borrow to me
Can we all have a gentleman's agreement NOT to bring fronts for CM14? We would never be soulless, right /uma/?
>>567387716I ate it all yesterday. Today I'll eat something else
>>567390268sorry.... I'm training smaru rn...
>>567389067It's rape the answer is rape
>>567390198Taiki's umerican boobas...
>>567390268front is literally the most soulful positioneven more if you're not a buhiNothing beats bringing your obviously crippled uma who still does her best to fight for the top spot
>>567389995GOOD LUCK BWO>>567390268I don't even know how to train fronts
>>567390268>zero fronts>flower/taiki straight up explodes and dies
>>567390152I went triple ace this CM and it's worked fine for me as F2P. I think i have 55-65% winrate in round 2?
>>567390280post pictures next time!!!
>>567390069:( first time B finalsi seriously don't know why, people said this CM you can run anything if it's late/end. Even in the last CM i only barely managed to get to A finals, I have good stats and good skills like guides suggest but I just can't win at all
>>567390264yeah but that's the style I plan on focusing on. The distance restriction obviously makes it a borrow candidate, but it's the best source for a mandatory skill for lates for a long time and freeing up the borrow slot for over a year for 200 pulls seems like a good deal to me. Obviously skippable if you wont have as many carats saved up as me>>567390226https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/100t3hnYl5Qm2UR8RtPlH-8Xd9KQbBlxEdXUOIR4d394/copy?gid=607505096#gid=607505096
>>567390193kitasan but with 12% more friendship bonus, big dealshe gets free pulls but people investing on her banner would more likely be late mains pulling for dia wit. also releases with no SP bonus at a point in the game where any card without SP bonus is automatically not great
>>567390325>>567390198
>>567390376>SS>SS+>SSand my S+ team got into A finals should be enough proof that CM is just a nigger's roulette
>>567389995gl bwo>>567390268i'm bringing ace + double dom next cm
>>567390376I ran 2 fronts and mambo and got raped every single time vbobo was in the lobby which was almost every lobby this cm was rough
>>567390198the spurt starts too late for taiki's ult to really hit and paces are at a disadvantage anyway, cm14 is front/end game
>>567390152round 2 cm is all sweats who watch guides, casuals quit after mant or went to the a+ league
>>567390396thank you
>>567390441
>>567390413If the 12.5% friendship bonus makes that much of a difference in stat output, then it's an upgrade, yes. I also plan on pulling that as a late player, but the original discussion about Tachyon being BiS for pace for 2 years, which I disagree with.
>>567390376>he fell for the "oshigaming" cmcontent sloppators will shill this every single cm, and then when you don't win because buhis rape your ass, grift you with coaching and shilling their sloptuber guides.Pay more attention and nootice.
Bloating up againMy trainee won't even look at me
>>567390559
>>567390373Only when the next /uma/ food trend is hitting the thread and I feel like partaking
>>567390640teiobwo...
>>567390376RIPI used 2pace+1late and managed to scrape by to group A.
>>567390636it's always an oshi CM if you go to B
this was probably the least fun CM ever
>>567390376You won too much in Day 1-2 and got queed with the stronger teams that tanked wr during day 2
im sorry taiki your tits are too big im bringing nishino flower for cm14
>>567390342>one Uma procs Angling>the 5 other Fronts in the lobby all get left behind because they have no gameplan besides that while anyone else is buried by the FrontsSo fun to watch...>>567390358Then it becomes a SOULFUL Pace-off>>567390463Next CM is a Mile though... that's next next CM...
>>567390653
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/91kARYil3zohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/P7TNCchSd58It's sad that we can only make fake end closers like Gold Ship in this gameThey should just make a new strategy like runaway that makes your uma stay in the back the entire race and then you get a giga speed boost during the last straight and your uma go zoom
>>567390696last CM said hi
>>567390714I legit feel this happened to meI seal clubbed round 1 with 4-1 and 5-0's and then I went 2-3 like 6 times in a row until I finally scraped by with a 3-2 on my last attempt
>>567390376Post your umas and their skills
I'm a Teiobro and I'm not fucking fat.
>>567390376>losing with this team comp Holy fucking shit that is so embarrassing
The creature squeezed me into A finals somehow but i barely got a couple 3-2s in round 2 after 95% WR in round oneThe gap is getting rougher
>>567389995I remember when I first started out I had to claw my way up to group A finals and failed in CM3... Good luck
>>567390780the game is dyingthis is why the variance has increased
>>567390760
Good morning bros, hope you all at least qualified for Finals
>>567390801wow relax teiobro no need to spill your food everywhere you fatty save some dessert for the rest of us hahaha
>>567390798>Ticketwish i was able to put together a Derby roleplay picki only saw one Vodka in 3 days
>>567390773i was using xog so i could at least have fun at other people's expense
Gran-chan
>>567390871Good morning Pearl anon!I got into A finals stress-free on my first ticket, hope you managed to get there as well
>>567390893but everyone else was also using xog so you can't even bully the oshifags
>>567390801if that's true, then post a pic of you on a scale. Teiobwos have failed to do this simple thing since THAT pic dropped
>>567390376because if your umas are 7/8/9 by the end of the midrace you autoloseyes you can run triple backliners but you literally can't win against certain lobbies
>>567390886she took a long time to be fair for me, her stat growth was kind of brutal
>>567390764That's just end closers on a NSM viable track
>>567390935peroperoperoperopero
>>567390659i keep telling myself it's the muscles since i've been doing dumbbels for a year now but i look at the mirror and see no difference really
>>567390871Good morning!
There's nothing more pathetic than double dominator oguris in group B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA3w4i1ei3INo one posted this?
Can I play next CM without a guts deck?I don’t have Admire Vega guts
>>567391063we dd
doing my day 4 runs soondigitan is hard carrying me ngl
>>567391069yeah if you run triple front then guts isnt as important
Your feelings for her are not real.
>>567391063We already discussed it bwo
Years Taken for Major Individual Owners to Achieve Their 100th Career WinShin Fujita: 6th year (2026)Masato Kaneko: 6th year (2000)Takaya Shimakawa: 8th year (2005)(Tosen)Hideyuki Yamaji: 8th year (1993)(Narita)Koji Maeda: 9th year (2001)Junhiro Noda (Danox): 9th year (2010)(Danon)Masatsugu Takezono: 11th year (1997)(T.M.)Toru Okawa: 11th year (2012)(Smart)Yoshio Matsumoto: 13th year (1987)(Meisho)Fusao Sekiguchi: 14th year (2000)(Fusaichi)Toshiichi Kondo: 14th year (2000)(Admire)Mizuki Noda: 14th year (2015)(Mickey)Yoshiteru Kobayashi: 15th year (2015)(Copano)Tetsuhide Kunimoto: 18th year (2004)(Shonan)Shigeyuki Nishiyama: 20th year (2005)(Nishino・Seiun)Osamu Satomi: 20th year (2011)(Satono)Masanori Uchimura: 22nd year (1991)(Tokai)Masaiichi Abe: 26th year (1996)(Hishi)Keizo Ooshiro: 36th year (2008)(Daiwa)*No records of owner activity from 1979 to 2003
>>567390798here you goI don't have the time or to grind out distance S 3x, i did like 20ish runs total and these were the best ones i've made
>>567391120her feelings for me are
>>567391092dodging danger?
>>567391120What about the other way round?
>>567391152>no medium sgwo....qwo..... glo.....dwo.....
>race 30 times>S rating>race 35 times>SS ratingI still can't wrap my head around how just 5 additional races could increase your stats that much, even though those 5 turns spent by clicking rainbows in the S rating
>>567391164DID*I DIDN'T NOTICE A TYPO I CAN'T USE MY RIGHT HAND PROPERLY
>>567391194gweiloto and frotoe to toesoul glo
is daring strike more useful than gold firm?is that why she cant winshe procs all her midrace but stays at 9th
>>567391194how would medium S win me races where my uma don't even end up top 3? speed doesn't matter until the last part of the race
>>567391152>no dist Sgwochacho........
>>567391120I love my wife
>>567391217stop jerking off while posting teiobro
>>567391198Dumbro... The SP... Skills raise your rating...
Oshi gaming is for whales and people who like to lose
>>567391152Yeah sorry bwo. This is definitely a medium S diff. Some stuff are questionable like homestretch haste, rising dragon, slick surge, end closer savvy, fighter. But it's hard to tell if you picked correctly without seeing the other skills you could have selected.
>>567390942Good morning and congrats anon!>>567391048Good morning as well!
>>567391283I'M NOT IT'S INJURED I HAVE IT IN A CAST
>>567391152I want to believe it's Medium S. I don't know how to cope with it aside from Medium S
>>567391262you'd have won all the races where you went second by 1 length it kinda does matter
>>567391152Finals A has always been distance S only zone, and you didn't make the cut
>>567390152doms are terrible tho. waste of slots
>>567391262Distance S forgives so so SO much if your stat lines and skill choices are lackingits so fucking hard to understate how important Distance S isOnly Sprint A is forgivable but only if you have at least 1000 power (in unity, god knows you gotta cap it in MANT)
>>567391346damn, a cast? stop jerking off so much teiobro
>>567391108But I wanted to use Nishino Flower… Still, I have some SR Guts cards at MLB. It’s fine to borrow it, right?
>>567390152I went 3rd with double dom last CM. I removed my doms this CM and just aim for fun. I got in group A although barely
When the fuck will the track be soft again? I keep losing to FCM
>>567385306Keep sunday, swap other 2 wits for guts, probably Urara/Fujin
>>567391389my vb won pisces without S long
>>567391262If you play backliners, distance S is crucial because you want their higher speed coefficient and folded with distance S + FCM to abuse the looong last straight to buttrape all the front liners, not to mention dueling
Enjoy this boy
>>567391103>>567391152med S diff
honestly might use the helios SR if it has so many mile hints + speed eaterit's 10 RB too
>>567391051I actually find it sad when I find whales who run giga whale decks and meta umas and still can't win CMsBourbon's deck was FM, Fuku, Kitasan, Nice Nature, SSR Helios and a borrowed Riko for some reasonAlso I don't know why he used or even rolled for SSR Helios because SSR Pasa is better and Bourbon already has Escape artist
I jerk off 3-5 times a day and desu that's called having a well functioning, horny sex organ. Proud of that little fella down there, nothing embarrassing about it
>>567385734tech her throw and do my aegis setup
>>567391564>Sex sex sex seeeexGet a personality
>>567391473yeah if you have enough to make your deck work you can borrow it. Will say though that in terms of trying to win the data currently suggest you either run fronts or ends. The other styles are gimped.
>>567391348>>567391361>>567391389it's really fucking retarded because, as you can see in Ryan, most of the time when I got a distance proc it was Mile because people say you gotta do mile races for strong Uma in MANTDidn't get a single Medium S proc while at least 4 Parents had a medium spark attached and then the mile one proccs
You are a loser, have sex.
>>567391525Speed Eater is a gold speed skill disguised as a debuff. You can still get it from winning mile races
Post something cute
>>567391481Did you use runaway?
>>567391632You want at least the right distance spark on the direct parents since it's double chance compared to grand parentsand sometimes you just gotta take the B mile pill yea, you can't afford A
>>567391640true but overall helios has some pretty okay hints, will try a run with it50 prio isn't bad etiher
>>567391635Unless you're offering, you're not being very helpful
>>567391525Zoomers are incapable of gaming without a guide. What a miserable generation of fans.
>>567391632Thats just how it isIt took me 9 inspiration rolls to get another Medium S even with 15 sparks because fuck me i guessBut i will bench a SS Medium A Digitan right away for an S+ with Medium S
>>567391686nyoppers, just a stat highroll. SS vs S+ for the rest of my team. I ran triple front and she was actually the weakest one compared to kita and smaruI doubt suzukek niger could have survived the track anyway
>>567391747>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE RESOURCES TO THEORYCRAFTyou are retarded also I'm 30
>>567391525the SSR Helios is actually very good, might borrow that on my fronts over NTR
>>567391747*Fags
>>567391747You now remember that a lot of games also had a guide book release along with it to buyThis isn't anything new brother
Is Fuji Kiseki front mutation a good idea this time?
Why is this unc so mindbroken?
>>567391507>>567391481>>567391435There is also another problem that isn't seen with stats. His team is full of backliners so they all may have been forced to go wide (distancing themselves far off the inner rail) during the final corner, hence there are still too much distance for them to cover during the final straight. Happens a lot with my lates when there are triple fronts.
>>567391667
>>567391632It really is. Very RNG till the very end too. The time I get a medium S I force the run to be good or at least to get the stats I need if the run turns out low-roll or mid-roll. I just got lucky with my Teio since she kind of semi-highrolled. I tried redoing my Laisu with better inherits but worse affinity, and I have went more than 10 runs without a single Medium S despite 7* med sparks. I couldn't train a better Laisu with Med S at the end.>>567391667
>>567391807A shame about the agemasen on Escape Artist tho
If everyone brings Fronts....No one does.
>>567391932yeah getting agemasen'd sucks but given that you're probably running power sparks you at least have a decent chance of getting it if the chain finishes in second year. Just the front runner version of getting cucked by FineMo
>>567391632Unlucky, also keep in mind that the representative parent has the higher chance to proc their pinks compared to the grandparents
>>567391260i made a tam end w/ ds and shes dunking on my LS w/ firm even tho she should be dying most of the time (1 white, 860 stam, bad white too..)
please bring your fronts to group A finalsif we all band together we can cuck golshi nigs from winning with their smoothbrain easy bake oven uma
>>567391871>mfw i ran 2 late 1 end and get pissed when they usually sling all the way out on the final cornerffuck did i sabotage myself
>>567391906Fuku is so damn cute
>>567391260Daring Strike increases your chance to move up and fire your accels, while FCM doesn't do anything until the late race which you want accels to be fired already by that time
>>567391616is my taikixflowerxfm doomed?
>>567392251What is wrong with mares?
>>567392142Not him but earlier I tried 3 lates and couldn't get a single win. They're somehow all so far away from the fronts/pace, and even getting outpaced by the end closers.
>>567391840depending how long ago, that was also because a lot of games made tons of confusing ass design decisions. There were even seriously hotlines to call for help
>>567391871It's uncontrollable, all of my 2 ends and 1 late fan the fuck out on the last corner but they sometimes still manage to catch up and win even with 3 fronts, all medium S with bunch of late race skills
>>567391841Anyone know lads?
>>567392232Wedding fm's unique is tailor made for the track pretty sure, so she should be able to do something. But meta right now is just looking like it's fronts, ends, or get bent...
>>567391998Honestly the front wars in Scorpio were hilarious, it was less fun in Pisces however
>>567392396ehhhhhpace is much better really. you can gutsmaxx too
still running pace next cm
Would 3x end closer be viable for the next cm?
>>567392406it's not because the accel runs out before the accel phaseI think you get a liiiitle bit of carry over
>>567392396Dunno, I dont like to muuutatee styles on my umas
>>567392396it's better than running her pace. Looks like a bunch of effort though
>>567391841I'd mutate her, running paces and lates on CM14 is just self griefing
>>567391152Nigga you forgot to grind for the S aptitude
>>567392446running triple end means you 100% cannot be matched with any other ends or else you're jeopardizing at least one uma's Cheer Kingu skill
>>567392396Her skills work better as pace chaser I thinkJust use Nishino's ult and then Brian, Oguri or Mummy Creek
>>567392396Don't underestimate how hard building a viable front could be
>>567392575it really is hell, you need the ppdd ignited combo, S distance, groundwork from inspiration, good greens, some midrace skills and that's stuff that's kind of a must on top of capping speed and getting good enough power/wit
>>567392446Damn at least bring 1 pacer, all I can see happening is one of your ends blocking your other end
>>567392427>>567392465>>567392489>>567392557>>567392575Like >>567392495 said, I think running her as Pace would just be self-sabotage, her kit (base) is all miles and I think her ult could work well as Front (since it requires someone behind you) but I wanted to check with you guys before commiting to anything. Ballroom does seem more Pace oriented
>>567392396>Kaho
If a race has 0 lates and paces, will end closers be running right behind fronts? Won't Golshi just murder everyone then?I know some clown will always bring that lone late/pace (I'm a bit of a clown myself), but theoretically?
>>567392764No, position keep stays the same. Ends will not suddenly take up the pace slot
>>567391260>660 witThis is why. Your positioning is shit
>>567392764You can test that yourself with a pratice match.
>>567392663Yes? As opposed to front runners all running in a row and proccing angling simultaneously?
>>567392446I’m bringing Seuin Sky, Taiki, and Taishit. Ez
wtf this never gives fast learner
If you dont get around 240 speed and power you will be forced to clock a lot in junior yearbut if your support friendship training all pools into stamina turn by turn you will end up with 200 speed and 300 stamina and there will be nothing you can doyou'll be forced to quit and restart the entire run unless you're fine gambling all of classic and senior year on one clock left or something
>>567392764If there's several fronts they will create a big gap
>>567392554>>567392663okay that makes sensewhat pc have a decent chance at winning, El?
>>5673929165%
>>567392764if anything they stay further back because they lack overtake targets
>>567392964yeah, never
>>567392920I just give up mentally and accept that it will just be a fan run, then I don't run career again for the whole day.
>>567392446Nyes
>>567392963im playing with running El with Blossom with the idea of Blossom in 4th/3rd will chain into El triggering her unique
>>567393049>runaway/end/endFor what purpose
>>567392920I do one run a day and I finish them no matter what
I'm completely burnt out on MANT so I'm just running my dailies on URA with bakushin. I can't help but notice that even with ground work proccing she can't get huge lead to ever proc, and she slows down massively in the mid race. What's the go here? She usually has to kinda spurt hard at the end to win. Do front runners need guts to keep widening the gap in the mid race?
Will Sweepy be able for the CM? I don't know if I should build an end Digi or wait for Sweep
>>567393094actual runaway semi ace that doesnt die mid race and instead cucks fronts out of angling
>>567393094angling denial maybe
>>567393107available* btw
>>567393107its too late gwo...cm starts on the 31st +3 days and her banner isn't even announced yet which will most likely after inari one's (ends on 7 jun)
Brown...
>>567393106no, fronts need other fronts to compete with to keep running at full speed to grow that gap. Often times in career the NPC fronts (if there even are any) are so far behind that it never procs the wit check to speed up so she doesnt get overtaken
Is B end closer usable for next CM? I want to do something very stupid and maybe torture myself for next CM.Thinking if I should get a grandparent with Mile sparks or End sparks
Everytime my King Halo wins a CM race I spam the King Halo emote
>>567393306nyoooo...
>>567393345But then how do you get situations where a front is way way ahead in the last spurt? I've seen npcs do it before.
>>567393353that caboose
Lucked my way into A finals with my recycled aces.I could do a quick goldshi run but I think I'm just gonna watch some anime instead.
>>567393353sex with king halo
>>567393346No
>>567393342brown sexo....
aaaaaaaa
>>567393506Gwocho...
>>567393346Yes, you will just lose 10% wit
>>567393406idk man I'd have to see the individual race to tell you whats going on exactly
>>567393506bricked account...
>>567393460>>567393530RIP. Guess imma go with mile sparks for Cheer Halo parent
>>567393578You want to make a Cheer Halo ace? She's actually way better as an end
Sweep? More like sex.
>>567393506Getting the "Do all dailies 7 days in a row" title is literally impossible.
I NEED KRIS S NOW
I burned my tongue eating soup sorry danchou no runs today
>>567393506at least 3 times over i've forgotten to clear team trials before reset on sundayi didn't even have that consideration in mind this sunday either, it could have easily been a fourth time..
Is Ignited Wit that important if you already have PPDD?
>>567393628Nyo a parent. I'm thinking of forcing Ulala for next CM
>>567393639I have it. Maybe I should put it on me the next time I go looking for a rando guild, to show what a good goy I am lmao
>>567393680Nah its a pp replacementGetting all 3 is like getting extra accel to be safe
>>567393680no, it's just more of an insurance that either pp or ignited wit procs
>>567393680nyo, you only choose one, prioritizing whichever's cheaper.
>>567393659She needs to be white
>>567393841Nah
>>567393342>>567393467>>567393659Are her tits really that huge?
They could release>Pearl, Machan, Zephyr, Wonder AcuteInstead they release lazy reskins of Curren and Fine and make you wait three months
when is the next balance update
>>567393937>PearlNo one wants the tranny hag.
>>567393659
Has anyone had any experience yet trying to train up a Cheer Kingu end closer for CM14? Do you feel like dying?Also what sort of parents could i get for Cheer Kingu that would also have been run as end closer for end closer white sparks that isn't a waste like Golshi because of her bad inherit?
>>567393918yeshttps://youtube.com/shorts/XjVUMzV_m4U
>>567393909White is sexy
>>567394006I want her more than you want your oshi
>>567393680Ignited wit is better but one of them is enough
>>567394149OROCHIMARU
>>567393981In 5 minutes
>>567394149She looks like she'll get full of bruises if anything grazed her
>>567394167>t.tranny lover
>>567393937You know only 2 people will pull in the wedding banner and they will be obnoxiously loud when it happens
>>567394060There are decent Rudolf borrows with end closer sparks
>>567394006Shut the fuck up zoomer
>>567393659Symboli Kris Sex
umamusume pornography
>>567394341She'd look great hooked to a milking machine
>>567394341choco..
>>567394231kinda ironic considering your oshi is a stallion and pearl is a mare
>>567393918Most fanart has them bigger, but they're def not small
Are we tempting with brown boobs now?
Never ask the internet hub for racism what color their waifu is
>>567394462>>567394528>Most fanart has them biggerAnd that's a good thing!
>>567393937>>567394167no one says this
>>567392396GOD DAM SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT?!
>>567394528Maybe...
>>567394208i cant believe you lied to me
>>567394532I love Kris S (and Hishiama) and I think racism is cringe!
>>567394448>wasting carats on an ugly mareThe West need to be nuke.
Water is... good.
>>567394528SCANDALOUS
>>567394006You know only 2 people will pull on the seeking the egg banner and they will be obnoxiously loud when it happens
>>567394601>>567394726We should!
>>567394587She does. She's great
Brownie
>>567394737Bully them for their shit taste
>>567394565Stop projecting your awful plebeian taste as some kind of objective truth.>>567394621>The West need to be nuke.Visajeet hates beauty. Makes sense.
bazinga
>>567394251>pull in the wedding bannerUH OH MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE ESL SPOTTED BLO DID NOT CHECK BEFORE POSTING THIRD WORLDER HOURS CHECKS CLOCK YEP HOURS OH NO NO BLUD IS SEA BLUD IS ESL DIDDY BLUD IS BROWN OH NONONONONONO REAL BROWN HOURS OH NO NO SEANIGGA SPOTTED UH OH PAGPAG SMELT OH NONONONONONO SEANIGGA SEA NIGGA OINK BLUD HAD A SPELLING MISTAKE OH NO NO NO ESL ESL ESL ESL
>>567394826Delete this
>>567394837BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>567394821>ignoring the West creating ugly females in video games
>>567394837I need to rape you STAT
>>567393937Stop projecting your awful plebeian taste as some kind of objective truth.
>>567394837
chocolate milk umamusumes
ningen manko
>>567394949Would Kris S produce choco milk from her udders?
>>567394815>shiny boobsmuh
>>567394815This has to be after retirement right? She's looking pretty pudgy
son...
>>567394837Teio owes me sex
I could set the building on fire...
>>567395082Cute embarrassed tomboy
>>567395167>more Rickeys
>>567391724borrow the actual good Helios power card instead
please stop posting nigger umas
Posting this here because I don't know where else to. I'm thinking to leave the UmaGusher discord server and wanted to warn others who might be considering joining if it reopens again. The place is incredibly toxic, and the leadership completely ignores serious safety issues. If you're already in there and scroll through the public backlogs, you'd see.There are rumors running around that a mod, Luna, is actively catfishing members using pictures of a high schooler and pretending to be a woman. More alarmingly, there was a public incident involving the active attempt—ironically or not—to groom and keep a minor in the server by Luna that the staff completely swept under the rug.One of the active users who constantly breaks rules bragged publicly about manipulating Luna into banning him in the past just to spite one of the old mods. The admin, noobrock, only tells people to just keep things fictional after people post creepy real-life stuff, too. They also only timed out a guy who was talking about real-life 14 year old children being the most sexually attractive. This was only the stuff I remembered, too.They have zero morals. Avoid it if you value your privacy and safety.
>>567395213>plumb forgotsis thinks shes yeppers
>>567395274>absFag
Educate me, is this the better Teio fig? I keep seeing 2 versions, 1 with her original racewear and picrelare stocks of these figs hard to come by?
>No Taishin, other EC suckassSince this is mile If I run front I can get away with Falco/Bakushin for groundwork this time right?I don't want to do the groundwork lottery.
>>567395356>the plainest janemobs look more enticing
>>567395356gee golly yeppers she've huge biggy badonkas
>>567395435and im the plainest joe...
Theoretically end closer Wedding Maya should be good on mile CM right?
>>567395372>random jap is masturbatingwhy do you feel the need to post this here?
Does anyone pick Full Throttle? Is it worth overstamming just for one skill?
>>567395356Yeppers has some juicy yeppers...
>>567395329What the fuck
yappy yeppers
>>567394737You can bet your ass I will let everyone know and even post some snippets from her career.
yeppers race clothes super cute
>>567395648Kill yourself.
N
red hons
>>567395648based, please do
There are only 2 respectable SEA countries.
>>567395707No.
i still can't believe those city whores corrupted my cute and innocent country bumpkin
>>567395329>They also only timed out a guy who was talking about real-life 14 year old children being the most sexually attractive. That's not so bad
>>567395723I don't get what you guys see in her besides the hyper-tier proportions
>>567395723>condom She never loved you.
Despite the thread being up for 4 hours, it only has gone to shit 30 minutes ago
>>567395785I would never go somewhere that discriminates against people like me.
>>567395707calm down.
>>567395520DJ sweepy is based
>>567395648based. i am the second puller.
>>567395420the original racewear one (figure rise) has worse articulationsfor playability go with the 30ms versionfor accuracy go with the figure rise versioni also feel that the figure rise one kinda has a wonky face?
>>567395796I wouldn't want to get fucked by that Anon without a condom either desu.
How do I tell the race bonus/epithet stats to stop going to speed, I look like a retard
>>567393140That doesn't work tho
>>567392916huh
All terrain yeppers
>>567395836>sex sex sex>so funny and "based"underage ban
>>567395497>Maya should be good
do females exist
>>567395758hehe arigathanks
>>567395881thing is the stocks, im so late in to this it may be hard to get these
>>567395982They do but I’m afraid they are very rude.
>>567395982What?
Yeppers
>>567395840Awesome. Least there are two of us!
>>567395982No
>>567395930I don't know why but some women just don't have an attractive pubic area. Might be the underwear too
>>567395904Better to overflow than have a deficit (not unlikely on a 0% Speed Uma)
>>567395801Comfyhours are ending
Why does she have dirt B and NSM?
>>567396151>Why does she have dirt B
Fine. What’s the deal with Pearl? She seems like the big sister character archetype to everyone, but who is she to the trainer
>>567396151she's a filthy country bumpkin, so ofc she has some affinity to her hometown's tracks
>>567395497yeah if she overtakes late enoughthe final corner is far from the spurt so if she procs it early it is basically uselessunless you are somehow at the front and proc the velocity version then you are hoping for a speed carry-over
>>567396140AND WE DIDN'T JONG DURING COMFY HOURS IT'S OVER
>>567396151She is an all terrain yeppers
>>567396185Nobody likes her
>>567396224do a room now
>>567396203a prostitute that the torena paid who happens to be an uma, so he's gon a pay her in g1 wins in exchange for sex
>>567396272I gotta mealprep now..... I could do a room later in afternoon
>>567396224I would join but I only know how to build a hand and to get ron'd
People that hate Pearl just because of her lips have never had sex with an escort with plastic bimbo lips so they are clueless
Go to a shitty jong general instead of spamming your off topic trash here.
>>567396224we could jong to avoid the bad hours....
Are you ready for the Wedding Banner?
>>567396356>herThat's a man
>>567396224you can jong on mah nuts
>>567396401I'm ready to skip
>>567396434That's a mare
>>567396356How is your STD collection
>>567396401>shit banner
>>567396370I will jong with my umadacchi an you will get upset about it
>twitter postdidn't read[-]
Is this the new start of schizo-chan's romance arc? Now that NTRfag is out of reach, he's reaching out a new love with Pearl anon?
>ctrl+F yuri>0 results>ctrl+F witfraud>0 resultswait a minute... are SEAhours... le comfy?
>>567396485clean as warm spring skies
pearl anon's dsl....
arr rook same yebbers
>>567396564always have been
>>567396191Wtf why did they make this jobber an Uma
Mayachi...
>>567396564You missed out comfyhours bwo. SEAhours is ending soon
>>567396401>FAT WESTERN ANTIFA LESBIAN TOURIST IS LOCKED INOMG
>>5673965517 and he finds love outside the threads and moves on
>>567396590No trannies
>>567396564The last few hours was the most constructive gameplay discussion I've ever had in this thread
we got one in the end
>>567396564SEAs stopped posting during SEA hours because everybody could tell they were SEA
umas no one but contrarians like>NTR>Pearl >Pokke>Shakur>Duramenteif you like any of those you are an attention whore
>>567396668So heckin' based sis
>another thread drama chimpout powerhourCan we talk about sex with umas instead?
>>567396668She's black, too>>567396742
>>567396645idk, maybe Cygames wanted vega and Hokuto Vega with Yeppers being the jobber of the trio, but couldn't get the rights to the vegas
>>567396742Sex with Mejiro Ramonu
>>567396670YOU DONE AND CURSED US
>>567396742raping NTR
>>567396161Jesus Christ those saggers
Turf S seems to have an insane effect on the midrace.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really reallyr eally really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>567396768i am saying this
>>567396742Fuck off
>>567396551He's latching on to anyone these days. He's really trying hard to move on from NTR-kun...
>>567396769It obviously means that Shiraoki-sama has ordained that he finds love within the thread
>thread going to shit >Stego faggot shows upnooooooticing
>>567396564sea hours are the only time you can actually discuss the game because it's when the only guide worth following uploads
>>567396750She's an artist too
Amazing how you can pinpoint exactly when comfy SEAhours is over
do they add in sash transmutation in the future because i have like 2k arimanuts kinen sashes
>>567396817
It's been a fun and comfy 9 hours at the least.
>>567396882oh no no bottom falcosisters DON'T LOOK
>>567396564early euro hours/seahours are comfy as hell but once americans start to wake up it's going to shit
>>567396934
>>567396817Stego cute
reminder: tiara route > crown route.brainlets seethe.
>>567396882Disgusting
>>567396645Urara hands posted this
oh no no no mericabros ovr repvtation...quick we need to brownpost!!! uuhhh seabrownies uuuuuhhh
you chuds aren't READY for a REAL debuff horse
>>567396993>Fuji>STDs>boyuma
>>567396564This thread was fun, and anons actually talking about the game with constructive gameplay discussions.It's rather refreshing.
>>567396870If only we could get rid of the staygold fag like we did ntrfag
>>567396401bwo, it isn't until next year....
i want fuck uma
>>567397086Shit alt, sticking with Natie.
>paces are le bad this CM>paces win more than lates and ends?
With the audience gender ratio being like this (good chunk of players with the gender set as female are male too), why does Cygames insist on making every uma homosexual?
>>567397086>gold ship unit releases>it forces the devs to change how pvp works forever
you pull for summer gold ship for the debuff meta i pull because it's sex
>>567397171why can't those tits be for you? what the fuck cygays?!
>>567397220gwo this is not happening
>>567397220>he got gaslighted by the ogurifag
MANT is burning me out...
>>567397086We love gold ship
>>567397017This is literally the cutest thing ever chud
>>567397220Open a lobby with your Pace here and I guarantee you will lose
>>567397220everyone telling you pace is bad because muh stamina consumption or other made up bullshit is bad at the game
>>567396151>Was a very troublesome horse during her youth. It required three men with at least 30 minutes to spare to catch her after daily grazing activities
>>567397302>2 ewhores>cute
>>567397268What does umapyoi mean?
>>567397373>No Stopping Me!
>>567397236Shit taste.>>567397268Shit comic.
>>567397268lewd
>>567397373A troublesome mare...
>9 mood down events in a single runI'm gonna go fucking ballistic
>the shitters and/or contrarians chiming inyou're going to be crying about 4+ fronts every lobby and how ends just catapult past you. run your pacers, please.
How do you end up like this?
>Please spend 300$ so you can read all about my marriage to my lovely fiancee Air Shakur>I love her so much and we scissor more than the handicraft club does
>>567397408Pegging
You guys are fucking retarded
hey its methe contrariani think ENDS ARE SHIT
>>567397535at least our legs work
The staygoldtranny is the anti yurifag spammerNotice how they popped up at the same time
eat shitkur
I am so burnt out on yurimusume. One of the worst aspects of lesbians is the way they latch onto and hollow out genuine artistry so they can burrow in and eat it from the inside like some insect parasite, destroying what was good and true and leaving nothing but a worthless disgusting dead husk.
>>567397570>defending yurishitNeck yourself
>>567397587
>>567397242she isyou just have to work out the subtle hints about her talking about love and sex and love and sex anytime you're around
>>567397235what the fuck were they thinking with that ult?
>>567397587>>567397716>coffee contains her vaginal fluid
>>567397683Kill yourself tranny
>>567397649FineShaka cute
>>567397748isn't she confirmed to be lesbian though?
looks like it's time for bed
Yurishit is fucking awful though
>>567397086i'm not even going to use her since buhis will have better borrows than what i can do on my owni'm just pulling because sex
>>567397748Which Uma would rape you for responding like this?
>>567397771>he isn't using the official discord to post his yurislop
When should I queue?
>>567397785Kill yourself tranny
I... I like yuri...
>>567397892You already queued and got raped.
>>567397289Is the "I look like this" anon dead? He didn't reply to this.
>>567397786if you select the female trainer option yea
>>567397859She's not sexy
>>567397086Uhhh so how do you get Dominator on her?
>>567397930Yesterday yes, but not on day 2
>>567397905I don't but I'm not a retarded loser so you liking yuri and getting your yearly ballroom event doesnt bother me at all.
>>567397905That's because you are a brown cockroach
>>567397905all this overt yuri pandering is killing my love for the game. watching characters you like indulge in this mental illness is not cute or wholesome but extremely depressing knowing that they will never have a happy family.
>>567397930symboli sillius poster got in A finals THO
>>567397892I queued an hour ago and got my ass beat
>>567397972bikini goshit is hardly ever used herself, she enables debuffing as a parent/inheritance.
>>567397992ThisIt's ok to like yuriIt's ok to to like uma x trainer
Can we get the bikini schizo here too? I think we got them all then.
>>567397905Me too
>>567397570He got worse after this post. Actually called out.
>>567397905>this will never happen because she'd rather spend the rest of her days face buried in another uma's crotchdepressing
>>567398060The bikini schizo likes umamusume tho
>>567398047>It's ok to to like uma x trainerThe discord hates male trainers tho
>>567397748what's the subtle hint here?
>>567398046So what do you do against a quad dominator squad?
>>567398046Is L'Arc Golshi better as an ace?
>>567398152>he thinks that place is relevant
>>567398178Duh, she's a lesbian
>>567398118>he waifus a fangirlFucking cuck.
>>567397883This one, and also Ardan
>>567398212You die
>Episode 1000 of retards replying to bait
>>567398241Never forget the drama
if u want to have sex woth golshi, then there is something incredibly wrong with ur head desu
I quit. I cannot endure the mountain of lesbian propaganda this game peddles anymore. When I started I thought this game was wholesome and promoting healthy and normal lifestyle, but with the ballroom and mant events Cygames has shown their true colors. The special connection between the trainer and the trainee is being replaced with the trainee lusting over their rivals. Everything feels hollow and meaningless now.
>>567398212most of the time, you just throw up a melty on /uma/ after the fact.>>567398227i have no idea. i feel like i've seen her placed respectably on tier lists but who knows with those japanese tier lists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX-X7rTOAnw>operao having a melty in the background while ryuji wada is talkinglmao
>>567398343Ugly shortstack
>>567398389dia chan will always be for you, tho
>>567398385Then I’m a very ill man
>>567398343At least the bread was fine till 550 posts in. That was good enough, and been able to participate.
>>567398426Was Opera the raped after all?
Should your pace have angling for mile CM? Since lucky pacer could happen with end closers being meta
Damn, didn't expect to make it to at least graded B with the very same team I used last CMDid people just quit or what
>>567398426doto was trying to kill him
>>567398385
Notice how yurifags never post umas kissing in between your cock
>>567398603>aislop
>>567398426bratty horse
>>567397086I heard in current JP her unique is tweaked/nerfed, not sure what it does now
>>567398598gwo you can use your TT team and make it to group B
>>567398484Golshi is extremely unsexual. You must also masturbate to Marge Simpson and Louis Griffin (something no normal person would do).
I like yuri, please don't post yuri without me
>>567398572That's what I intend to take advantage of, but I'm not that hopeful. Even in CM5 there were many fronts. If anything the lack of fronts would be due to burnout.
>>567398227She works well enough, but she's a gimmick character. Her ult only works at full potential if she has a late start. Her evolved green skill forces late starts but only in bad track conditions.
>>567398704never forget that this is your average /uma/ poster. perhaps even slightly above-average.
cute horsies
>>567398734I only like canon yuri, like helios and palmer
When's trackblazer ending?
>>567398721>LouisFucking pajeet
>>567398458
>>567398734Another one
>You could try impersonating Doto>Hint: the most evil skill in the gamenyoooooooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>567398385>>567398721Is your homosexuality genetic or were you just that unlucky?
>>567398851neverend of july
>>567398905>charming? or no charmingliterally what is the first option for even
>>567398773I just assume people like that are oshi retards that got tricked into running Hishi Ama, Doto and Winning Ticket. I've even seen teams of A+-S umas in every Round 2 Group A. You have to be throwing on purpose to not get in Group B Finals
>>567398851after 4 more CMs
>>567398959those are the outcomes charming is random
>>567398959retard
>>567398734I like it when girls realize they might be into girls
>>567398959No dumbass, it's random. You pick the option and there's a chance to get either one.
>>567398890Soulless
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
>>567398892
>>567398343cute petite uma
bread?
Who's to blame? Its the jews.
>>567398767>Her ult only works at full potential if she has a late start.
>>567399065Why even bother, it’s shit hours
>>567399000>>567399004>>567399009FELL FOR IT AWARD I WAS JUST TESTING YOU NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GUARANTEED REPLIES
>>567399039
>>567399039you're gay so what's the big deal
>>567398905Doto is blamed because she's running fence for Mambo. And yet, both are connected via Fukukitaru who is the true villain
Finemo domination
>>567398923i'm the first anoni recognize that golshi has one hell of a bodybut goddamn is her manic pixie dream girl too heavy on the manic part.there is conceivably no way she would ever have sex with you unless it was to amuse herself
>your trainee gets drier than the sahara at the sight of male genitalia but conversely greedily nurses from teats like a ravenous baby foal
>>567399041
>>567399081That's a ladyboy
>>567399016MayaMarve is pure SOVL
>>567399220>>567399220>>567399220
I was promised 200 clockswhere are they I want my clocks NOW
>>567399152>GeminaiJesus these sloptuber really don't give a fuck anymore
>oshi gaming with 80% win rateDon't be bad maybe?
>>567399174>Fujiposting
>>567399152>says you should skip 1st FM rerun >makes a guide saying she's the best card to have right after the 1st rerun banner endsWhat's wrong with him?
>>567399081>dancingcool.>costume design and manufacturingcool.>animei'll allow it.>attending events that coincide with your interestscool.>combining all of the above into onegay.explain.
>>567398385hat tard obviously no, hair down is max upgrade mac and instant sex
>>567399268He is learning English please understand
>>567398905Why did she do it?
>>567395329Naaah i throught 4chan was epsteind but reddit Bludiddys lowkey peter scullying it
