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Goldship IS sex
sekkusu
brown
How accurate is the umalator?
>>567399176
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by maIes
I didn't like Kita but the Kita posters here are veru cute so I like Kita now
>>567399282>kpop slopKill yourself
SHITTER BROS RUN NAO the Ugs are gone for now (but basically a guarantee on my finals)
Mambo!
Digitan LOVE
>>567399451i know damn well americans don't do that as a formalityand i'm pretty sure frenchies aren't brownso what the fuck kind of western country is Kris from?
>>567399345
>>567399470Okay, I trust you.
>>567399470>Golshis>debuffers>Hogurishmmmm nyo I'll wait
>>567399341you can (mostly) trust it as a stamina calculator. if you blindly trust the skills portion then you're in for a bad time.
>your trainee gets drier than the sahara at the sight of male genitalia but conversely greedily nurses from teats like a ravenous baby foal
sex with hags
WHERE ARE THE 200 CLOCKS I WAS PROMISED?WHERE ARE THE 200 CLOCKS I WAS PROMISED?WHERE ARE THE 200 CLOCKS I WAS PROMISED?
>>567399529wdym bro she's just kissing her husband (me)
>>567399547So it is only good for stamina checking but pointless when comparing umas?
>>567399565No
>>567399414stop being gay
>>567399341The only thing I don't like about it is it assumes you proc the skills regardless of it's condition if you pass the witcheck. Other than that I only use it to visualize accels timing
>>567399595>yandereFuck off
>>567399545shhh.. don't spoil my secret (seriously, vbourbon is the actual menace compared to xoguri)
>>567399614just verify (with your brain) that the skills are working as intended and you can trust the comparison. i say that the skills portion cannot be blindly trusted because you will sometimes have it spit out "X provides 5L of advantage" and it's some near-impossible skill to proc for your style.
>>567399535
God I wish that was me.
>>567399401Reminder that this spamming faggots is the staygoldtranny
Why isn't there more MayaMarve yuri?
>>567399341If you're gonna try, at least install hakuraku
>>567399537SILLY SYMBOLI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567399775Those are fat men
>>567399537SILLY SYMBOLI DONT DO IT
i still have no idea what "yuri" is and i'm afraid to request clarification.
>>567399810Marv canonically has a Futacock so lesbos ignore her
>>567399761
i bought some new pants and they feel really nice and breathable. great find for summer.
>>567399773
>>567399773Wife Journey
>>567399935>excusing rape
>>567399898
I've failed to make A finals with Bright again, 2 heartbreaking losses by a nose...on to the next I guess.
>>567399909
>>567399715>>567399759>>567399836Been testing these 2 taishins. Mixed results they split the lobbies and practice runs quite evenly.One is guts.The other drops guts for FCM.Which would you run. Or is it just preference?
>>567399898a process that usually results in seiun getting the wristlocks for having relations with a 10 yo
>>567398389It's just a matter of choosing the right trainee.
>chink tier list
>>567399898It's this
>>567400094>all ugly umas at the top
>>567400070i wouldn't trust the sim when comparing guts versus non-guts. this is based on just vibes but i cannot imagine it to be accurate.
>>567400070right for fcm left spring if any retards here tell you to pick the guts uma, ask them to explain how dueling works
>>567400167Why is Seiun fishing now? What happened to Oguri?
>>567400160What umas do you think are the prettiest?
>>567400070The right final speed is stupidly stacked as fuck, definitely right
>>567400070right looks way better to me
>>567400029BasedWhat's /uma/ favorite Command & Conquer?For me, it's Zero Hour
>>567400067Last one>>567400052Don't give up bro, we will get a Long cm soon. About 2500m even.
>>567399174>>567399291Fuji literally asks for your genes btw. One of the most straight umas in the game
>>567400238
Reminder to let your tranees rape you before and after every race, so they don't start bitching.
I don't have a single plat even though I've started since the Kitasan rerun
>>567400318Are you trying to get a plat? Or are you happy with just making it to the finals?
>>567400289>danced with SeiunShe's a carpet muncher
desu seeing the mlb ssrs used by defeated umas is hilarious considering I'm still in 2-3SR deck budgeting period for mlb tachy/ramonu/pasa and still making barely SS
>>567400318the trick is to make the strongest uma with the lowest rating
>>567400273I think girls should love girls and boys should love girls.
I have 5 plats and I've never used hakuracock
>>567400289Unless you pick female trainer. Retard. They're all bisexual. This "straightest Uma" shit is retarded by the very nature of the fucking game.
>>567400318I started day one and still don't have any plats because I refuse to run anything else than my wife + auto select
>>567400297That fall led to a cut on the leg, disqualifying the horse.
s-surely for mile CM we won't have to farm for mile S aptitude right?
>>567400419A sad worldBoys would never be loved
>>567400179How does dueling work?
>>567400435Nobody plays as female trainer, this argument is retarded
reminder: if you don't have a 100% platinum rate then your account has devalued by 50000% on the gacha account blackmarket.
>>567400506Gwocho...
>muh female trainer less than 20% of players pick that option btw
>>567400435Fusaichi Pandora literally implies she wants you to get her pregnant tho
>>567400507Because women hate men
>>567400419all this overt yuri pandering is killing my love for the game. watching characters you like indulge in this mental illness is not cute or wholesome but extremely depressing knowing that they will never have a happy family.
>>567400506Mile S is only 0.6 length, you don't have to bother with it if you're lazy
>>567400561SNIFFFFF
>>567400318i restarted with a new account on the first Kitasan banner and rode the MLB Kitasan first mover advantage to 5 plats in a row from Gemini to Libra, but then that advantage bled away and i wouldn't get another plat until Pisces
>>567400507I love you anon
>>567400273It sucks because I was very close despite facing monster UG umas, at least I'm getting closer
>>567400507Not that far off from reality desu.
>>567400532Does anyone actually have a full zodiac sweep right now?
>>567400378I'd much Fuji's carpet if you know what I mean
>>567400571>>567400528It literally doesn't matter. It's an option in the game that cygames has had there since the beginning and the (for you) does not fuckig change.
>>567400160silly anon, there are probably only 3 ugly umas, and they're all in T0
>>567400509when 2 umas are close to each other on the final straight and have similar speed, both start duelling, gaining accel and speed. Ends if an uma falls under 15% hp lefthowever, the original's anon's post has right beat by a mile(heh) because she's so loaded with greens
>>567400506you do have a 9* turf 3* parent right?
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>567400697certainly not on /uma/. you'll have to venture into... you know.
>female trainertwo retards trying to outretard each other again. what a stupid fucking dumb argument
Distance S is the best mid race skill actually
>>567400704Giving oral sex to a woman makes you a lesser man.
>>567400713There are way more than 3 ugly umas>Dream Journey>Stay Gold>Marvelous Sunday>Biko Pegasus>Biwa Hayahide>Ikuno Dictus>Zenno Rob Roy>Air Shakur>Inari One>Royce and royce
>>567400650No you don’t
>>567400094Where's the updated one nigga
>>567400812explain
>>567400706GBF has an option to play as male and female, but only the former gets all the fanservice while the later gets nothing, same shit happens here
>>567400737Because they're parasites who want to claim or destroy anything and anyone more beautiful or successful than them, which is pretty much everything.
Turf S is the best mid race skill actually
I don't understand ritual posters that don't get any (yous). what's the point of doing that? Or are most of them bots?
>>567400842Eishin Flash, too
PDM is retarded and the jap that suggested it should be shot
>>567400812I'm a simple man, if she sucks my cock then I like to return the favor
I think Male trainers should date Female trainers
>>567400691Tachy wife…
>>567400875>but only the former gets all the fanserviceWhy are you a fucking liar? They both get the same shit. Look at fucking Eustace Summer you lying nigger
>>567400842>Dream Jo-aaaaaand opinion discardedfaggot
Pace Promotion is retarded and the jap that suggested it should be shot
reminder
>>567400264I only know Red Alert because my dumbass copied only the shortcuts to my usb when I was a wee kid when I was trying to get other C&C
>>567400864Women exist to please men.
>>567400956Get off your phone and back to work, Tazuna. Whatever it is you do around the academy.
>>567400924I do it out of LOVE for Digitan
>>567400939could you imagine the chaos if it didnt exist? That would mean your choice of what style to run is completely arbitrary since your uma will just run whatever position she gets in
>>567400849
>>567400794Winning Ticute
>>567400939stay in your lane, pacecuck
>>567400768... 2chan?
>struggle to win 1 race in first round for B>second round 2 is a breeze with constant 4-5 wins per ticketcygays needs to change the fucking match matching algorithm oh my god
>>567400094
>>567401052nobody says this
>>567400973>misandrist
>>567400070how do you get these statsdeck?
>>567399843>>567399881I got raped. I suppose I'm just B final trainer after all...
Style S is the best mid race skill actually
>>567400842You only got Biko and Shakur right faggot
>>567400509Umas can only enter a duel if they have similar speed, and they're close enough. Backliners are more prone to overswinging after the final corner which means the FCM Left Spring will be more consistent than guts that rely on duel RNG.
>need mile Ryan parent for CM14>need to look and play a godawful looking uma i detest>requirement for literally every late/end umai hate ryan and i hate being forced to make runs with ryan. With Teio i can atleast let her sit on 1 fan for the entire account but i cant just ignore making a ryan parent
>>567401093buhis that spent r2 day 1 going balls deep on shitters aren't sitting around to spend 20min again mashing buttons anon
>>5674009702/3 of the cast wants to fuck Gran but no one wants to dick jita bro, and way more people talked about Gran being carried by Eustace than her don't kid yourself
Remember to not roll for Curren Chang later. Sprinters are bricks in MANT.
>>567401097
>>567401103>Stay Gold that high>idolsFaggot
>>567401137YOU HAD TIME TO STOP QUEUEING
>>567401242Just inherent cheerleader halo bwo
>>567400842>perfect chance to dogpile on laurelshit>doesn'tcoward
>>567401128KitaFukuYeppers gutsCB FMNTR / BM
>>567401103If your trainee is anyone below T0, you're a cuck, sorry.
curren chan fondling my dick while we're in public
>>567401289>2/3 of the cast wants to fuck GranThose same characters want to fuck DJ. There is literally no real dialogue difference outside of changing he to she 99% of the time. Even the splash arts both get one for Gran and one for DJ. Europa literally wants to marry either Gran or DJ and you even get her father's approval no matter which one you are. Why are you talking about a game you haven't fucking played?.
>>567401112Ticket won To-cute-o Yushun
>>567401137B finals 1st has the same rewards as A finals 3!
>>567401103Trainer is just waiting for Maya to grow up
>>567401242do you have dober or cheer halo? Halo's accel inherit kicks ass on ends
>>567401401All MLB?
How do you respond without recovery items and without sounding mad
>>567401364that's who i am likely borrowing. Want to build Inari so i will use Ryan+Cheer Halo inherits so i have enough accel with Spurt even if Cheer Halo doesnt proc due to the stupid requirements
>>567401403>suzuk at 2.5they didn't play the gamealso they should go back to /umajp/
>>567401303Stay Gold is absolutely for (you) to that extent, yes.
>>567401456You actually get more from B finals 1st place
>>567400435>>567400706by this logic if you change locale to spanish all umas will be mexican
>>567401561No
>>567401471>no more rests for you!>we'll race until all you can do left is cry
>>567401484I went for halo/brian on my Taishit, I don’t know how well it will work but w/e. I got a perfect run on my first try so I’m not complaining (yet)
>>567401590What the fuck are you talking about
>>567401456Im happy with any finals placements to be honest. MANT sapped my desire to play a lot
>>567401496I'm convinced 99% of these tierlists are nothing but ragebait. What a garbage fucking list.
>>567401598Taishin has access to encroaching which is 0.4 accel compared to Inari's Spurt which is just 0.2. Also i have neither Cheer Halo or Brian sadly, so i am stuck with Ryan
CycloneJoker
>perfectly plan out your training regiment to get to 10 energy left early >A random event takes it all awayDo you use the +20 energy item or risk the skin condition?
>>567401591You can delude yourself all you want but it actually is true. Not to say the rest of the list is true, but stay gold does belong there
>>567401734gamble, then abandon career on failure
>>567401103https://x.com/LyonmanX/status/2056300489135026677>Chrono
>>567399451in the context of the game is she supposed to be related to the other symbolis or is that kind of handwaved away?
Time for a review of the Official /uma/ Rape Chart Vodka Edition, make your corrections if you'd like.
>taishin hasn't reached 900 wit with only 2 wit cardsTime for the secret technique
>>567401775>beauty mark on inner thighHoly kiss magnet
>bro pace is so bad they consume 0.1% more stamina>bro pace is so bad they have no accel other than head on>bro pace is so bad lmao they're better as fronts literally all lies. pace chasers have the biggest amount of skills to buy and inherit, while also having no 100% required ones like spurt or the 3 different golds fronts need to not die mid-race. they are the easiest to build and always more effective than wasting 10 hours doing late king jobber runs with no spurt spark/hintthis is just the beginning of their dominance
>>567401797there's an arguement for ramonu being shifted to "Pretends to struggle the enntire time"
>>567401103
>>567401915>this is just the beginning of their dominancelmao
>>567399596
>>567401915ENDs are the easiest to build
>>567401967Big American titties
So it would be silly to not build Taishin for next CM, right?
>>567402053there is no fucking way this is true, wtf?!
>>567402134Yeah it's Aries XOguri levels of good
Thoughts on this skill?
THANKS AKIKAWA
>>567401103Is MILE mare not higher?
>>567402242It will either proc early and win you a plat, or proc during the literal last second and be wasted
>>567401945There is something very fishy with this picture
>>567402242Pure gamble and usually too expensive.
>>567402267>coalburner
>>567402267Me on the right
>>567402242Homestretch haste helped my backliners win tons this CM
>>567402364Please respect her queer sexual orientation
>>567402242accounting for cost, homestretch is a better skill than body and mind in 99% of cases.
>>567402351Rose, e tu?
>>567402362Maybe he is just a very tanned Japanese man
>>567402526
Opera...
>>567399401Im tired theres no good gachas to play nowadays?Im going back to single player since denuvo are getting cracked
>>567402870brian no!!
>>567402692Why is she competing with a child
>>567402692
>>567402976it's a filly, anon.they're scary....
Would you let your umawife decide your child's name?
>>567402526>>567402692>>567403016Is there any other umas that compete for the worst design?
>>567403016
Pumped is good for backline this time right?
>>567403016>>567402692Had to give her long hair because she looked like a literal man in her regular hairstyle kek. Shows how much he likes her.
>>567402582No black people in Umamusume
>>567403056This ugly shit here
>>567403154define "good"You can proc it but there's like a 33m range in which you have to be 6th, so it's a big gamble
>>567403056Orfevre
>>567403329Pumped, not Pump
>>567403378Oh my bad. It can carry over, yeah
gwochacho is my favorite work
hi
>>567403378pumped is very good. it, along with other carryovers, will help to enable overtake/passing conditionals if you opt for that route.
>>567403439*word
>>567403518hey
pumping
>>567403621*cums*
>>567403570I have created 2 pictures that were saved by this general and this is one of them
Umas should be happy, even if I'm not the father
>>567401954where does this data come from and how reliable is it?
>>567401103>Loves Only You>More than friendsIf she saw that tier list she would be disappointed then she would ride me while on a live stream
>>567403621if only this wasn't ooc....
>>567400842I would gladly throw my training license away for a night with Dream Journey.
Fine and curry in 8 hours?
>>567403693it's a good one, what can I say?
Thoughts? Right side is the skills I already bought
>>567403732>>also gets mad when the trainer has other stuff to doWhat the fuck is her problem?
>OH THIS UMA IS OP? I HAVE TO RUN IT>OSHIS? I DON'T HAVE THOSE I ONLY PLAY THIS GAME TO USE THE EXACT SAME CARBON COPY UMA AS EVERYONE ELSEIf you are using Taishin, VBourbon, Smart Falcon, Seiun Sky or SMaru for CM14, kill yourself.Thanks.
>>567403619and dumping umas
>>567403701OK, but what does that image have to do with your post?
>>567403885why are tamamofags like this
>>567400842>Zenno Rob Roy
>my umas get 2nd, 3rd, 4th>1st place by a head is a dombot
>>567401103I'll say it, I don't see why Sakura Jobberel is T0. I'm convinced that her posters here have not had proper conversations with a woman irl if they consider her heavily for you when in reality she's just a flirt. A tease. Are laurelposters so ugly that a vague line laced with such a honeyed voice is the closest they'll get to a woman showing interest in them?
>>567400842>Dream Journey>Zenno Rob RoyCongratulations on coming out of the closet
>>567403939>you see almond eye again after years>she carries a baby in her arms
>>567403885Based
>>567403973I hate talking to women in real life, so Laurel is for me, got it
>>567403885this nigga ran gold shit and xoguri on aries/taurus
>>567403787Never pull on the first day, unless you plan on sparking.
>>567404025>>567403958Midgets aren't attractive, especially those with glasses
>>567404109>he doesn't standing paizurifaggot
>>567403621>>567403732>Coal Shitty
>>567404047You could have at least google translated the image to learn that it's a POV of some person that went with her to elementary school
>>567403885post taurus team
>>567404094since my pama pulls went so well I just might, WOULD like to 5* if possible but I'll settle for 4
Flash sex
>>567403847She is provoking her torena >>567401797
>want to run Suzuka SSR for Seiun ace>Kita/wit Bobo/Marv/Tachyon/borrowed Finemo only gets to 45RBI could use Stinko instead, but would getting the hints from Suzuka > 50RB?
>>567404208Wow big deal, an uma married her trainer and got pregnant.
>>567403885Falco is cope meta so I'm not actually a metafag
>>567404090 I did actually use Gold Ship for AriesAries was pre CB though so I don't feel that bad about it
>>567403885Like a year and 3 months until my oshi drops so might as well be a metaslave until then
>>567404328gold shit is bad anyways so you're fine
>people still treat 50rb as le magical numberjust think about it.
>>567404287falco is EXTRA cute so if I had her I'd run her at every opportunity. You should too.
CM14 may be the first CM where i don't bring mayano after bringing her for 13 consecutive CMs...thinking of going falco/curren/flower
>>567404448Her unique has potential for next CM
>>567404448but wedding mayano is decent here.
>>567404502lol, lmao
>>567403494>>567403043Cringe
>>567403885But she's my favorite and I even ran her solo ace when she was bad on hanshin 3200
>>567404523It literally gives speed carryover and accel
>>567403885I ran solo smaru front in sprint and won with another uma
>>567404448>not just doing End Bride MayaFake Maya fan
>>567404274Just get hints from rival races, it's not worth dropping down to 45rb
>>567404606>and accel
>>567404448I'm gonna bring Mayacchi for you then
GRRRRRRR METACHUDS GET OU->actually bring the umas on their medalsf-fine i will let it slide this time...
>>567404606>andit's one or the other, anon.
>>567404572Seiun is never bad>butNever
>>567404647>>567404706
>>567404410F2Ps should aim for 60 RB at least. Everyone has MLB Kitasan/NTR/Wit Nature/Finemo which is already 40 RB. Then they can either aim for 70 RB with shitty pow cards or 60 RB for useful golds.
which uma would look best pregnant ?
>>567404754nigga, no one is talking about that NPC with NSM. the only maya to run for gemini2 is child-bride.
>>567404606>>567404754gwochacho is bringing 20% stam and 10% guts...
>>567404806yes
>>567404572>stamina growth>escape artist>THH>victory cheer>bad
>>567404704>loli teamStop
>>567404274Only if you believe you'll get hints on your empty turns, but while getting 3 discounts on Fast-Paced and Leader's Pride is very tempting, I'd rather roll for those on your good inspirations if you have them or rival races since I'd rather have plenty of skill points anyway.
>>567404704Is one oshi two meta sovl? Pretend this is a poal
>>567404754>&order<=3good luck proccing that as pace>but fro-the accel will be wasted
>>567404743>>567404861She was one of the worst umas in rooms ever recorded on hakuraku for any cm that had some usage
>>567404865why
>>567404931cute titcow
>>567403138
>>567404885No
I still need Sweep to complete my smol team...
>an actual anti-loliweird to see around here
>>567403885How are 4 fronts all meta if only the one in first (barbin) is gonna get angling?
>>567405212now this is the true grass wonder. an american woman
>take a look into cm14 for the first time>it's a clusterfuck in terms of skills and strategies only to get gaped by taishit in the end
>eat 4 sandwiches>a plate of brownies>and a sandwich ice cream>still want moreWhat do?
>>567404806The Christmas Cake who never thought she would be.
>>567403707It doesn't matter for the actual cm since only buhis and browns do test rooms
If I'm racing, I should always pick a G3 mile with a rival instead of a G2 non-mile with a rival for the chance at mile hints, right?
>>567405346Rape a woman
>>567405248Falco and SMaru have decent chances of contesting Bourbon
>>567405346I think you should eat your vegetables
>>567405346eat a salad
>>567405387>a mud slime posted this
>>567403885>you shouldn't use kitasan SSR, because I said so.
>>567404448and how many plats did Maya win so far?
>>567405438>>567405468Stop bullying Brian
>>567405346Are you me?I just ate a whole box of croissants and am still craving
>>567405361g2s and g3s provide the same stats and SP thus there are essentially no situations where you would choose the non-rival race assuming some minor epithet criteria isn't coming into play.
>>567405401I don't know if cm14 is any different but in this one my bottom falco gets raped by barbins, because cacao procs before sparkling stardom can do anything
>>567405348I'd argue it's the one who wants it the most
>>567404806Manhattan Cafe
>>567405476Based False equivalencyGOD
Dream Goofy
i bought a power anklet on accident while running guts deck again...
>>567405576>stallion
>>567405552Based, legit have no idea what's happening. Will grab a monster to calm it down I think
>>567405565That can't be. Cacao is only on a corner, whereas Sparkly Stardom is only on the first straight. The only way that can happen is if you're not 1-2 or if you're so far ahead of the front runners.
For a cm14 falcon should I borrow wit bourbon or speed topro?
how fat are you people...
>>567405401>Falco*pffft*
>>567405896>borrow wit bourbonNTR isn't as essential on shorter tracks, she helps of course but I'd rather borrow something else.>>567405941As one of the fatposters just now 58kg
>>567405565>>567405871Nvm I read that wrong. Thought you were talking about CM14. Falco's largest advantage is in Miles because she gets 1st before the first corner, and it's hard to overtake in the corner. For Mediums like CM13, Cacao/Kiss just has better numbers.
>>567405941BMI 28 here, my favorite Uma is Eishin Flash
>>567405941I weight about 100 kg
MANT is killing the game...
>>567406004>58kgTWINK ?
>>5674055051... all the way back in virgo mile CM5
>>567406185
>>567405941i'm only 59 kg...
Mile S isn’t necessary.Firm Course Menace isn’t necessary.Gold Spring Runner? Bad.Savvy? Bad.Stamina? Guts? Power? Wow, gaslight central.All you need is capped speed. That’s how I won my first URA run, you know.
which uma would stand around watching construction sites with me?
>>567406378>watching construction sites with me?What are you watching specifically? The people? The work? Enlighten us
>>567405941too fat. struggled with food for a long time.
>>567406442i bounce like this
>summer golshi will make it possible to activate dominator too on mile and changes the entire meta into 2 debuff 1 ace, as you get bombed with keen eye+dominator combo
>>567404704You're in mambo
>>567406378that is some stereotypical ojiisan activity, so allow me to suggest...
>>567406297
>>567405941I'm 177 pounds now. I need to buy new clothes.
>>567406519
I havent weighed myself in years. I could def exercise some more though
>>567406647Red meat
>>567405346I've been overeating all week too and I am worried as well
What would you do in this situation?
>>567406514Embrace the degeneracy, it's going to be a ride. But by the same hand, scoremaxxing in TT will be far easier
Staygoldkkklan trannies need to fuck off completely. Go on any social media or even this place and they don't shut the fuck about them despite being blatant tourists
>>567406514Take the group B pill
>>567406519Stalker-kun...
>>567405505NTA but 3 I didn't run her before Libra thoDuring Libra I got raped by rng since my wit was too low and lost despite 80% overall winrateDuring Scorpio pace Maya won by several lenghtsDuring Sagitarius she rolled fast learner thanks to her event and wonDidn't run her for Capricorn and AquariusDuring Pisces I won with front Maya despite rng fucking me up so no accels but thanks to dueling with 750 guts+unique she wonDuring Aries I got fucked by rng in finals so no accels again and she finished 2nd against a V.BoboMaybe she can win Taurus (I don't have wedding Maya btw)
*coughs blood*I'm not sure if I'm getting better at guts deck or not... Shop RNG felt really bad.
>>567406806cute chubster
>>567406817summon a nishino flower cosplayer
Plap Mcqueen
>>567407059I wish I could fatten her up even more
>>567407059
>NO CHUD YOU CANNOT DATE HORSE GIRLS THEY'RE QUEER YOU BIGOTWhy is Cygames like this?
:O
>>567407249why haven't you been rangebanned yet
>>567407360Being annoying is not a bannable offense, thankfully
Any cuties around?
>>567407249
>>567407427where've you been bro
>>567406519Yet more proof mambo is the most sovlful of /uma/ clubs
>NO CHUD YOU CANNOT DATE HORSE GIRLS THEY'RE QUEER YOU BIGOT Why is Cygames like this?
>>567407427Yeppers!
>>567407427hey
>>567407427if you don't act gay in this thread I will give you a crunchy kibble reward in the next thread
>>567407539Is this from a future in game eventLilac is so sexy
being gay is NOT okay
>>567407624>umas are all underageHOLY SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>567407663I will never forgive rabi anon for this transgression.
>>567407404But spamming and flooding is.
>>567407624>all depicted as being underageramonubros we're so back
>>567407624AAAAIIEEEEEE DISCORDCHUDS GET DOWN
>umas are all depicted as underage
>>567407624>
>>567406598Would she watch me play some super metroid
>>567407427My fuarking hero is here so naturally
>>567407876those are 17 year olds
>>567407896Only without save states
>not here because gooning and flatlining for over a week>it's all gayerp and baitpostsBack to gooning and flatlining. I'm handing danchou to someone else
>>567407731bwo...
>>567407990I have immediately forgiven rabi anon for their past transgressions.
Ikuno..... Dictus...?
>>567407404spamming and trolling are bannable offenses
>>567407693Its not from her character story, no idea where its from. Besides that I agree she is super sexy I will roll for her in 4 years
this is a 14 year old
>>567406880>>567406832and people complained about xoguri. We have time until july 5.
Tell me what can I do to get Valentine's Bourbon RIGHT NOW
>>567407539Gran still didn't realize
>>567408261roll on the palmer banner until she spooks you.
It's another new day...
>>567408261Do a cheeky tenner immediately after the next post ending in 7.
>>567408387Why
>>567408403new week even!
yepgoing to class 5 this time
>>567408428Yuri is based and I do not care for the opinions of troons
>>567408428I self insert as the uma actually
It's over.........................
>>567408321>>567408425Is there literally no other way?
>semen: retained>clock stimulus: given
>>567408652no, umas typically dont rerun because there is no limited/seasonal units like in other gachas. You either get spooked or buy her for $20 next time they offer a selector ticket (in like November lol)
>>567408703EXPLODE
Thoughts on this horse?
>>567408652you can ticket her in *looks it up* 6 months lmao
564696187478Pretty cool fresh Pasa parent for fronts, good luck getting in tho.
>>567408782HERO
7 hours...
>>567408782Would play Minecraft with
>>567408782Wtf is a horse?
>barely retained last week and had to use jellies/parfaits and level support cards>1 shot it this weekI hate team trials
You guys are kinda nice to me.
>>567408687My POV
never see this cutie being posted
Umas for a sad, depressed guy like me?
Why are you posting random discord messages again?
>>567408782I'd touch her ahoge
>>567408565liking yuri is a guaranteed indicator that you are indeed a troon and/or a cuck
>>567408851Are you posting just to brag
>>567409008
>>567408918Neo Cutie
>>567408918The time for her propaganda has not yet come
>mile cm in 3 weeks>still need 34 days of legend races to properly unlock Taiki
>>567408965recycling drama from months ago because no one is biting his yuri garbage
>base Eishin Flash sucks>Valentine Eishin Flash sucks>boobs covered or nerfed in all her altswhy does cygay hate Germany so much? my Valentine Flash will hit two accels and her ult and somehow barely moves, I genuinely don't understand
>>567409008you are so mindbroken
>>567409024No, I also couldn't follow them, but I still dropped the ID for some who willing to stalk him.
>>567408938
>>567409092Some umas are Cygames' favorites, others simply exist to suffer (shoutout to all the McQueen fans)
>>567409092>why does cygay hate Germany so much?maybe someone on the team visited Germany
>>567409190This flash is a cutie
>>567409071you can roll for taiki2 in 3 weeks!
>>567409008loser
>>567409008You cant just use the funny buzzwords to get people to agree with you, there has to be actual content to what you're trying to say, and then you can add the funny buzzwords
>>567409071>cm14>Taikilol
>>567409268all Flashes are cute
>>567408851oh shit Rick is back? they need to prune their shit I remember them from URA
>>567409278americans can be cute?
>>567409380That one is right...
>>567409071don't even bother it's a front/taishin cm anyone who says it's a nishino cm is gaslighting you
Does anyone else OAAAAAA SHINRYOKUUU!??!??
>>567409403Just don't ask her opinion on the civil rights act
so tired
>>567409556Then sleep
>>567409556would you drink her milk straight from the tap
Hello friends!!
>>567408371Buena would never act like that
Whats the Star Piece event about?
>>567409661her flesh tap
>>567409692You run in th DABHY you get Brian star pieces
>>567409692star pieces
>>567408851>Followers full>Uma has only inspired 14 traineesIt's never gonna be open I bet 80% of his follow list hasn't logged in for half a year the follow limit is straight up total garbage on the part of Cygames especially when removing followers is such cancer that there's no motivation as long as you reach the miniscule cap of 100 CP a day from borrowseven I reach that with my entirely mediocre borrow and sub 500 follower list (most of which is inactive)
>>567409687Buena would suck your cockwtf who said that
>>567409670>this will never happen because she'd rather spend the rest of her days face buried in another uma's crotchdepressing
>>567409803Buena canonically sucked your cock
>>567409768Thanks I'll just do a run later when the wedding event is up
>>567408428BASED BASED BASED
My pull plan till pasa
>>567409852WTF? Buena is canonically lesbian
>>567409973>ikuno dictus + yukino bijin
>>567408851>already following this guy from many cms ago>but already made my own el parent
>>567409852nice!!
>>567409973Good bit bwo
>>567409946I love my wife
Has anyone else earned the wasted 2 borrows on a Seiun parent run that ran out of clocks before Classic Year award?
>>567409973Glad to meet another Pearl fan
>>567409973>Dictus and yepperswh->Pearldoesn't seem b->speed Duramente alright do what you want buddy
>>567410174no currently one clock in right before satsuki sho
>>567410174people use clocks on parent runs?
>search for cm14 parents>the fridge is empty
>567410261.
>>567410050I got her at lb1 already, might as well get more>>567410206I need dia wit for late game, dont care about dura >>567410181yay!
>>567410314Meant for>>567410261
>>567410387wait is this actually a serious plan
>>567410174After I started ignoring Niigata, it's been smooth sailing. In general having 300 pwr in junior year and rest of stats in 250 or more range really helps out. A mile is preferable, B is just inviting clock waste.
>>567410360Isnt it kinda fucked, that Shiaroki-sama shows her getting creampie'd by her trainer?
>>567410540>...How does your hat stay on during races?"
>>567410447I don't think that was meant for that post>>567410509Ugh you're rightI'll have to bite the bullet & use a shittier grandparent I supposeNIGGERSSSSSSSSS
>>567410592>isn't it kinda fuckedwell yea, the creampie is part of the fuck
>>567410592>creampie'd Respect Fuku's sexual orientation please
>>567410456Yes
>>567409973Too lazy to stitch together a new image, so just ignore the expired banners, but here’s minePasa’s first run has the scenario card attached, are you sure you want to skip it?
>>567410592Shiraoki-sama is a fertility goddess tho what did you expect
>>567410540>i can feel it... move inside...
star event on dahby
When guts decks miss it is miserable. I had a mile S, front S, fast learner run ruined because my 3 guts cards disappeared in both summers.
>>567410821What are they saying
>>567410805You're right, I chose the wrong pasa banner
>anons are planning out their carat usage into 2027 and beyondyou retards think more about your gacha budgeting than your IRL budgeting.
>>567409973I just made a pull plan until 4th anniIt's crazy how many of these banners are scenario tax
>>567410982Bold of you to assume I don’t spreadsheet my day to day budget too
>>567410753Brother you got the wrong Pasa banner. You want to pull on the one with Mei Satake, that's the scenario/anni banner with free pulls and is a few weeks after Cafe wit.Yeppers wit and Ikuno Feetus is also not worth it.
>>567410906>>567409768Oh nice. Still too bad that she doesn't come to daily legend races until 2nd anni
>>567409802they just need to add bulk unfollow
>>567411035I would rather deal with this than your favorite character being unusable in 12-18 months because they got power creeped too hard.
>>567410982I let you know, I have monthly spreadsheets for my own budget as well>>567411079Yeah I got the wrong Pasa banner and I'll roll on yeppers since I got her to lb1 already and no good card comes with NSM ever, as far as I can tell
WHAT THE HELL
>>567410982my bank consultant botched a deal for me today. Useless cunts no wonder they're losing their jobs
>>567411191It's literally what's happening with umas like SiL in medium aroundAnd Teio got 3 version and none of them are good
>>567399504Welcome back!
>>567411229Look at what yeppers wit at 1lb vs 3lb actually gives you bro you are spending 200 pulls on 15 starting wit. Future cards dont give NSM because you eventually have so many accel options that you wont need it
>>567411313I'll issue a refund from the bank after this CM and quit uma for good.
im safe to go tracen cheer on my end if i am running 2 pace chasers right?
>>567411441I guess that would be the reasonable thing to do and there will always be blue tickets. You're right I'll scratch it
>>567411271>he forgot 3dpd will never be 2dThis is why we filter cosplayers whenever they appear on our feeds, anon.
>>567411441Wit Yeppers falls off once stamina Spe comes
>>567411512Yeppers
>>567411489less than 10 grandnot that bad
Does anyone have those dahby edits?Pls post your saved edits I'm trying to collect as many of them as possible
>>567411751
>>567411751ask mambodahby anon is in there
>>567408782I did not recognize her without her ahoge
>>567411489slurp slurp
Bro is spending 30k carats for 4 friendship bonus, 15 mood effect and 10 speciality priority
>>567411512Why is there concern regarding team comp when taking cheer halo unique?
bamboo guts for pumped or grass guts for furious feet?the accels i intend to get are spurt, tracen cheer and uuuuhh maybe an unreliable childbride ultwhy the FUCK is bambmoo an agemasen card holy fuck
>>567411751dancho left.... no more dahbys....
>>5674103604/10The kanji on her daruma is wrong.
>>567409071Fronts and Ends mog Taiki for CM14 though
>>567411416Thanks bwo
>>567411751Seconding this but for the aislop video of demon tickezo running at the camera
>>567412216Its been 28 days...
>>567411934you must remain in the last 4 positions up till the mid race for it to procyou don't wanna go 3 ends because if another guy brings another end at least one out of four of the ends will be bricked out of the cheer halo inherit not counting overtaking shenanigans
I hate devil dahby posting
>>567408860
kingu love
How can I stop getting fatter?
So how we deal with the End closer problem for the next CM?
check em double trips
>>567412389
>>567412905Just spam fronts bwo
>>567412627It's also not fully documented yet whether it's last four or last three.Gametora shows 4 on the skill page but 3 in the condition viewer. Need someone with test room experience to review and confirm the real restriction.
>>567412867I heard eating healthy and doing exercise helps
>>567412867eat less and move more, teiobro
>>567409946what's with western ""artists"" and that eye shader, I've seen a handful of them doing that and yet it looks hideous as fuck
Guess the sparks
>I get more power for training speed than actually using powerkinda fucked at least next scenario won't have the facility training problem that MANT has
>>567412867>cut carbs>gym>eat oatmeal instead of junk, it's filling
>>567412995Sweet
>>567413026Based, thank you.
>>567412627Should your end not have umastan at all then? Since it fucks up with the PDM and brings your end forward on early race
>>5674133201 wit 1 long
First TT of the week. See you next week.
>>567412867Less Doritos and Oreos, more fruits and veggies
>>567413342Carbs are so good though, is there no substitute for bread and pasta?
>>567413320>>567413521slightly better still garbage
oguri feet
>>567413472first 5 seconds doesn't countuma stan has lesser effect on milesso uuhhhhh idk desu
>>567413342you should not fully cut carbs when you do gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hDsgryPOD4>medium is slop now
>>567413553this air groove is fucking dead
>now
king's first-rate toes in my mouth
Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi toes in my mouth
>>567412158Bamboo has given me the gold skill once out of 7 runs. Do not run it.
do teiobros really
>>567413687medium was always slop
>>567413902what if you're kissing tsuyoshi and she starts vomiting into your mouth
>>567413570Boiled potatoes are the most satiating foods while also not being super high on calories
im not giving you a view seamonkey, stop shilling your videos
>>567413570Not completely, just eat them less often and in smaller quantities. Since you're asking how to lose weight you must be consuming way more carbs than necessary. Sweet potatoes are good for you btwt. just ate spaghetti>>567413672Indeed
>>567414020It's a Japanese guy tho
>>567413569insufficiently sweaty
>>567414018I eat oven baked potato wedges everyday they're like 105 kcal per 100g it's insane it feels like cheating
>>567413931Still better than this
>>567413931>dunkin donuts>don't actually dunk the donuts in the drink?????
From where comes the "curren is manipulative/evil" thing?I think in-game Falco was like "i am not like curren, she would be like a...dark-idol".I played her storyline and she seemed like a girl obsessed with cuteness, a little vain, but that's pretty much it
>>567413860Let the race to the bottom begin.
>>567413989good
Laisu
This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted the 200 clocks...
>>567414202>vitamins>iron>calciumSounds healthy to me
>>567414052>>567414018Thank you fitbros>>567414152Send me a recipe brotato
>>567404448However I am bringing Mayano Top Gun because she clutched out the victory to win me my Gemini Platinum badge.
>>567413687>xoguri wins by doing nothingi REALLY hope they accelerate the 2nd anniversary patch to 1.5 anniversary
>>567414202I'll take 10
>>567414202CRUSTACEANS
Maruzensky.Thoughts?
You should eat more carbs torena-san
>>567413989I would cum
>>5674146075 children
>>567414569Everyone needs some seafood in their diet
>>567414607sexwhat else do you want me to say
>>567409816face deep in another uma's pussy as I ejaculate deep inside hers
>>567414607sex
>>567414607too old
>>567414607I love her so much.
>>567414420>buy frozen potato wedges with the only ingredients being potato + a bit oil>bake themit's not hard bwo............
Bachiguuuu
>no club drama>no schizoposting>no avatarfags>no dicks>no ERPis this... peace? Or is it the calm before the storm? I want to win CM and not crash out later on
>witgod releases Gemini home entertainment >Anon’s edgy schizo trio suggestion works Let’s gooooooConsidering the amount of mile skills I get in MANT, the only thing I need to worry about is yoinking SS on Ayabe and Brian
>>567414895eu hours are always comfy
>>567414976holy fucking sexo i would immediately impregnate ayabe if she looked at me like this
>>567414895everyone is saving their schizoposting energy for finals bwo
>>567414837Oh I thought you were making them from scratch, my bad
>>567412216It hasn't felt the same since
OLD WOMEN
>>567414987but it's early burger hours?
>>567415139you can but the calories are literally almost the same, frozen potato wedges at the store is just potatoes + a little bit of oil if you look at ingredientsif you wanna just do them fresh just cut them in wedges and airfry
i can live with umas that have mid unique skillslike winning ticket has kinda meh unique but she does use itbut i cannot deal with umas that have uniques that just never actually get any usei dont remember the last time i saw chiyono's unique activate
>>567411751>asking for dahby edits D-D-DAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY
i think im going to settle on 3rd in A Finals and just start working on making a nishino mile parent
wish there was a way to know which skill works on which track and how effective they are but I suppose experimentation is half the "fun"except this scenario is takes ass long to do
>>567414237CURREN IS CUTE!CUTE!
>>567413687Why do you have to waste SP on a second gold? On miles can't gold ship's unique just Force keen eye to activate a 2nd time? If your own Uma hits Dominator and then golshi ults to trigger Dominator a second time while the first is still active, does it not just add together? Or does it only refresh and therefore you have to take Keen eye for optimization?
>>567415421The way to know these things is to look at skill activations on gametora, looking at the track, and then activating your almonds bro
>>567411751DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>567415139Making potato wedges is retardwly easy. You cut them into wedge, put them into a bowl and give them a little shot of oil with pepper/salt/garlic. Then you put them in the oven for about 20min by 200°c
>>567411751AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10 children
I didn't realize /Uma/ was an Irish general.
>>567415657I just buy them frozen because it's convenient and hit them with paprika after they're baked, can't fail it at all
>absolutely no rainbows in classic summer>only 2 rainbow taps in senior>no mile swhy do i even play this game
>>567411751AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>567414607Bachiguuyo
>>567415658Cute boy
did you run her in the daabi cm?
>>567415917Cry me a fucking river oh boo hoo I got a Max speed triple SS Uma woe is me!
>>567412817
First reply decides which uma I fap to +1 fetish tag
>>567416098THE FIRST-RATE CABOOSE
>>567411751HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>567416105rape tap dance
>>567416165Her as the rapist or her rapdd?
>>567413784the Zzzz's mean she's only sleeping! they saved her this time because she was at the hospital!
>>567416068she has the most wins for meIn open league
Is goldshi the only uma can cruise through mile B without breaking the cock bank?
I would have if not for MANT mile requirements.
>>567411751BBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>567413989you swallow and continue kissing
>>567416265Machitan!
>>567416291Your MLB Fuku???
>>567416098>>567416141
>>567411751YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>run going well>hit senior year>bad shops>bad inspirations>bad summer>30 minutes wasted
>>567411751YYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>567416291Tama can too if you run her late.Activating her ult as End in Career is rough, but its easy as Late.Any Front or Pace can win with mile B (Fronts need to run the Nig Jr as Pace but after that they can stay front) pretty easily. Its only ends and lates with bad ults for career that have trouble.
Can we post cute Tickezo too..?
>>567416069>run-of-the-mill SS uma with 35 races>when it could've been a tri-cap UG uma with 40 racesss is not enoughyou need to go beyond
what dictates who wins in a full front lobby? it seems entirely RNG
>SS+>no S distance inspiration
>>567416795>no Mile Swho cares nigger
>>567416590
>>567416827Anon...
>>567416763I dunno, CAN you?
Is this your wife? she looks... Fine... Fine Motion even.
how come all the hot girls are late surgers...
Guys do you think
>>567417047because it's the best style
>>567417017Please don’t fuck the honses I don’t need another pandemic caused by horsefucking
>>567416993You got me!
>>567416068She's hardly the only the only uma to be closely associated with the derby, just the loudest.
>>567417082looks good to me
>>567416363>swallowing vomitanon your body is literally genetically conditioned to reject the taste of vomit and it is supposed to induce more vomiting, how the fuck are you going to fight your very instincts
>>567417091Flash owes me sex and paizuri
>>567417047this is hot?
chiyono stonks continue to plummet
>>567417132Doesn't seem true since animals like dogs eat vomit
>>567417132Being gay isnt a instict yet you still do it
>>567417047Because its da best!
>>567417179yes and i jacked off to the tanuki rudolf tanuki video. its only time until we get porn of chibi oguri
>>567417179yes
>>567417179Sexy even!
>>567417047I wish this was true more than you do
>>567417381Baby rapist...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FOVvwzN2Gkuma for this feel
Thoughts?
>>5674175497 and I rape you too
vodka rival in Senior Yasuda kinen keeps draining my clocks!!!
I can't use this in TT because the Wit gain died
>>567417578m-my daughterino really sprouted...
>>567417568you literally know the answer to this
would you kick this ugly as plushie for 1B dollars?
>>567417578anon shes my heckin daughter thats why im gonna fuck light hello to give her a mother too
>>567417684i would use it as an onahole on TV if they were paying me that much
>>567417684Fleshlight
>>567417179You tell me
>>567417684I'D DO IT FOR FREE
>>567417684I’ll eat or fuck it depending on the mood
for the completionist title, do I have to win all the legend races with that uma as well
Haru Urara!
>>567417448You know damn well which one I want, bro...
>>567417632Retard
>>567417937Holy shit our daughteroo won
We love whorses
>>567418243Several years of training paid off
>>567418001She would laugh at you...but wouldn't stop you
My balls are all sweaty and sticky umas for this feel
>>567418361ryan
>>567418361Curren
>>567414607still ferti- BAHAHAHAHA sorry I couldn't
>>567418345We win these
where the pasta at
>>567415892well now ya do, laddie
7 and I make a thread Any other number and I clean my apartment
My bro...
>>567418991vro...
>>567418925swfp
>>567418951You'll feel good once you're done.
no more /uma/....
I genuinely hate this stupid jobber and need to see terabytes worth of snuff where she's being skinned alive ASAP.
>>567412293now behave this time
>>567419139this is why dober hates men
ugh...
>>567419068Cuddling with my bro...
>>567419139you could say this career had the potential to be good
>>567417625need to edit jani peeking in through the window slowly
>>567419310>>567419310>>567419310
>>567419095I'm too lazy to bake today
>>567419125I sometimes post dahby edits on twitter and the general consensus from normal people are “what the fuck is this” and “what did you do to ticket”
>>567417132you have to be like chainsaw man and condition yourself to eat rotten garbage that your body instinctively tries to reject
>>567419139>ffs why won't anyone date me
>>567417017glad she's doing alright
>>567419341
>>567419524In their defense, being into snuff probably wouldn't be a detriment to their dating odds if they were hot
>>567411751Put me in the discord screencap>>567417105qrd? All I hear is about the fentavirus
>>567419341they need to learn that this is her true state
>>567419341post the demonic daaaaaaaahhhhhhhby with sound there and then link it, I want to see what the reactions are
>>567419661There's a certain synergy in having a ready pool of victims handy.
