Previous: >>567399220>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
You have to make it less obvious
>>567419310fat fuck
Howdy /uma/, it's another Muv-Luv Monday! I hope all the people still trying to squeeze into A finals today make it and of course good luck everyone tomorrow no matter what you qualified for!Is the CM rat race grinding you down? Consider taking a break from mindlessly maintaining your account and giving critically acclaimed visual Novel Muv-Luv a try! The complete trilogy is available on all relevant video game platforms (and ryuugames).
>>567419310I had pizza for dinner
Digitan LOVE
thoughts on my team?also which groove? I have both
>>567419604use wedding groove>mayarip
wahey
>>567417017Fine Motion a cute
Trainers, Tracen Academy wants to settle any outstanding debt it has, as it's not befitting of a top class school to hold on to it. If any of our students owe you sex, please fill out the appropriate form and we will make sure the debt is settled.
Be sure to save? save what? the footage of the race? I don't have the replay... what does she want me to save
devil dahby was never good
>Hurr durr you like food lol u must be a Teiobro! Trololo Teiobro fat bwos amirite!!Starting to get tired of these McQueen posts.
bue bue bue bue
>>567419604YOSHIKUYOOOOOOO
>>567419752Trainers owe their Trainees sex. Not the other way around retard.
>>567419480AAAAIIIIEEEEEE V-SAMA DASUKETEEEE
>>567419838it's okay bwo go drink your 1000 kcal dirty soda...
>>567419480Still alive and ticking, eh?
>>567419838hmm compelling argument teiobrocare to post picture on a scale?
No bue bue beyond this line!-----------------------------
>>567419838took a while for your fat fingers to type this postyou must be exhausted
>>567419858Sweep does. She always greets me with "mou yada..."
>>567419838UH OH TEIOFAGS ARE GOING HAM AGAIN
>>567419858Yeah but my team didn't even make it to A finalsTherefore, trainess don't deserve sex
TICKEZO NO
There's a new fentavirus from horsefucking???
>>567419752
>>567401792From what I remember she's effectively treated as having been "adopted", and is only a Symboli by name.
release the orang
>>567420437okay
>>567404771This gaslight is about 2 months expired, retard
>>567419982I'll eventually get bored of my dumb off-topic ritual post but for now I will continue giving people weekly reminders that reading is cool (even if it's a VN with a lot of flaws). Glad to see you havent been grinded to dust by MANT cbt either.What's your favorite weird Amagami fetish scene? I think the knee kiss is mine
>watching all the post-race and trackblazer event points getting dumped into speed when you're definitely going to hit cap from trainings
>>567420374Imagine the implications of dada symboli fucking a niggeress and having two wifes
>>567420549Soul
Do you guys like blue?
Is the uma.moe timeline overestimating the acceleration, or has Cygames decelerated Global?Everything keeps getting pushed back.Right now it says the Sky/Brian rerun is going to be on June 28th but last month it said it was going to be on June 16th, and 2 months ago it said it would be even earlier.
bue— — — kya!
Even if you’re a fat teiobwo on bariatric care, just know that there’s one Uma out there that won’t impact your current life style-BONO BONO
>>567420608nta but the library belly button scene will always be king and nobody can convince me otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ_nqn4-LU>first Uma Musume trailer is ridiculously full of yuri>they switch tacks and make it extremely heterosexual insteadI don't mind, particularly (Suzuka a cute, Ardan a best), but......why? Do gacha otaku not like yuri or something?
>>567420658EOS soon
you don't need to be fit to train umas
>>567420147Toraina issue.Maybe if you had put out, they would have been more motivated to win.
>>567420649Yes, especially Creek blue.
>>567420020you next
>>567420919FOR FREE??
>>567419665>>567419857Damn, is Maya cooked for CM14?
>>567420919YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO POST THIS OVR REPVTATION!!!
>>567420919wtf is that on your big toe, a tattoo?
Fuck it she will have to do
>>567420919/cama/?
>>567421047He wrote /uma/ on his toe...
I want Nishino to feed me.
I want umawife
>>567421121oh I see it now I could genuinely not read it
>>567421068better than mine, my summer hag has guaranteed groundwork but no distance S. She's max wit though, and it was a Fast Learner highroll, so I'm not sure if grinding out distance S would be worth it
>>567419639
>>567421047Its a qos spade...
teiobro toes...
>AyatsujiAir Groove>MorishimaMaruzen>SaeLaisu>NanasakiNeicha>RihokoSpe>KaoruVodka
Yes and I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TOO
>>567420919this doesn't count because you're only showing 1 leg on the scalewho says you don't have your other foot NOT on the scale?
>>567421298If she's a highroll you can do without mile S ig
>>567420020I don't have a scale, but I am 57kg at 166cm
>>567421239I cannot play this soundpost for some reasonUmawife will forever evade me
>>567420771People who like yuri are usually a loud minority who don't put their wallet where their mouth is. It has proven time and time again to always be better to do omnibaiting and not let the scale tip too far on one side, so you can attract as many potential customers as possible, and therefore make more money in the long run. Because at the end of the day they're just a company that wants to make money.
>>567421514Teiosis...
>>567421514pls be in mambo
>>567421450Showing both feet wouldn't prove anything either. He could be pulling himself up somehow or wearing a weighted vest.
>>567421514U single?
>>567420771Yuri is for the anime.Game is for (you).The waifu aspect is how gachas make money.You can't really make an anime be for (you) so the only other choice is to make it yuri, because obviously you cant have them engage in het relationships with men that arent (you).
>>5674214501200 wit poster right here
>>567421581that makes a lot of sense>Daisca and Vodka are extremely for (You) if you read their stories>but there's tons of yuribait in their stories toosasuga.....
too many twinks in herebet some of you losers wear those long socks too
>>567419528I had thai curry
>>567421514I'm 50kg at 165cmand yes I AM in fact in mambo
what the fuck is kg and cm
>>567421842>165cmcutie cutie cutie cutie
>>567420760True, that one is pretty good. Feel like that's an actual fetish scene though while I really cant imagine anyone wanting to kiss the back of someone's knee.>>567421423who is Haruka though
Rare Brick (835612678) has one spot for an anon who needs a comfy A+ club>25mil monthly>don't flatline and disappear>medium shoes>stickers in chatReply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/
>>567421618I'm notbut I was
>>567420919183cm.
Is running Cheer Kingu as End really the best strat?I don't mind having to deal with the End sparks, but it just feels like a waste to miss out on Rising Dragon.If I run her with Nishino and Pace El it should be fine right? In any lobby with 4 or more End/lates I can just leave it to Nishino and El.>InB4 Daring StrikeYeah Daring Strike is a little bit better than Rising Dragon, but its not a potential skill and I don't have CB. Dragon + some other Gold skill obtained from a borrow is stronger than Daring Strike.
>>567420631it's not entirely unlike when dada mejiro fucked the sporty maid and made palmer
For fuck's sake man, why is it always at this hours
>>567422026Breedable enough
you guys really don't need to get naked to post these pictures...
>>567422026>183cm>65.7kg
The smallest and lightest /uma/ poster has to wear Uma cosplay Conversely, the heaviest poster has to wear Teio cosplay
>>567421543Figured it out, was a problem with 4chan X, someone posted the fix in the issues on githubIf anyone else is having trouble with video filenames, change line 8195 from text: '.file > :first-child', to:text: '.file > .fileText',
>>567421147nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
real horny EU hours
thoughts on this uma?
>>567421910ameribwo..................
>>567421935maruzen. i still call Haruka "Morishima-senpai" in my head because of the anime, but yeah
>>567422383Bitch think she plants vs zombies
>>567422467Winning Ticute
>>567422467stop screaming stupid bitch
>>567422298pokke areolas...
>>567422467I like her crying noises it’s cute
>>567422467>>567422460
can you post your dinner instead i liked that better
>>567422467I hope her steampunk alt comes in a daily roll when it releases.
>>567422053End is the only way to guarantee her unique procs. I guess you could rely on angry feet + OYL if you have the cards. I've had the best success with end.
chibi sex
>>567422467GANBARE MR. SPERM
>>567422657I made 2 small chicken burritos but I couldn't wrap them properly because I have only 1 working thumb right now for few weeksit was good though
>>567422383
Running Anshinzawa for Gatekept just to screw over all the other Ends in the lobby
Still stuck waiting for C.B rerun, curse my lack of carats on the first banner
>>567422467A big cute
>>567422657But it's just some tuna bread and paprika bread I got from Rewe together with some bottom shelf plain liquor...
Last Thread
>>567422657Today was pizza. Tomorrow will be roasted carrots with cottage cheese dip and grilled chicken.
>>567422750
>>567422960what do you add to cottage cheese to make it a dip? I usually eat it straight
I love my beautiful wife, Tachyon
I love Tickezo a lot and I'm happy I could bring her to Taurus2 she's gotten some good wins this one was my favorite since I had lost hope but then she reminded me to never ever give up before the very end
>>567422949
>>567422467cries during sex, major turn on
>>567420919Bro you got to stop wearing such tight shoes. Your big toe should not bend in like that. That's a symptom of cramming your feet into tiny ass shoes for your whole fucking life. Get some of those tow spacers that girls use when painting their toenails and wear them casually around the house, and go buy some wide toe box shoes that respect your feet.Nice weigh-in though.
>>567423128I just blend it with some hacked parsley/chive until its a finer paste. I'll try to add some tabasco sauce this time to make it a tad spicy. The blending works quite well to my surprise.
>>567422672The BM procs are the best
>>567423129>Reddit Tachyon
will we get new legend races before I unlock the last uma on the list, Opera O (Original)? I need 59 stars
/uma/ - Toe Care Tips
>>567422983>>567422750Post the greentext. Its totally in character and super cute
>>567422657
>>567422949>dominator journeyhot
>>567422657ribs and mash
???
>>567423575>all that olive oilthis is like 200 calories just of oil
>>567423525iirc the next slot comes out sometime in July, exact date is probably around the 1.5anni
Post Umas with weird quirks and preferences.
>>567423495>9gag Cafe
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567423574dozo
>>567423719oh noooo 200 caloriesshut the fuck up
>>567407624Light Hello/Tucker/Tazuna/Three goddesses/Oguri's mother-bros not like this...
>>567423867I'M JUST SAYING NOT JUDGING IT LOOKS GOOD
>>567423719I'm pretty sure that's just melted butter. Because fat enhances flavours. Why else do you think master chefs put so much butter and cream in everything?
>>567422657I took six bone-in skin on chicken thighs and and seared them in a frying pan with onions sauce, garlic, red pepper flakes, and pepper
NY Opera is a fucking fraudAlways end up getting dogshit results
EU hours are fucking garbage
>>567407624If they aren't wives then why do you keep putting them in wedding dresses, Corporation-san?
>>567424108post hands
>>567424108It could be worse. They could be posting in French.
>>567423861Tickezo would say this and then retell the story to Taishin with even more emotion.
https://files.catbox.moe/n29hqh.flachttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYopwELjM10listened to this like 20x on repeatI don't even have TM Opera O-san
>>567423719everyone's a fucking critic baka. It looks good anon
I ate half a chocolate cake and now my intestines are grumbling really weird
>>567424228you'd like that wouldn't you EU faggot
>>567420608>you havent been grinded to dust by MANTThe game grinded me to dust, in a way, ages ago already. Mant just caused me to care even less for giving it any real effort.>favorite weird Amagami fetish sceneSexually I don't care for most of them, so I can only go by which characters I like the most, such as Sensei, best sis, AI or bed hair. Boring answer, I know, sorry.
>>567424309IT DOES I WOULD EAT THAT
>>567424315Do not worry, I will rearrange them for you
>>567424269>>567423861We would both cry during fertilization. I lover her so much
>>567424315Nothing a good swim in the pool can't fix.
>>567424320stupid sexy Sensei
>>567422162>>567422819
>>567423575Do you eat the stick?
Only spicgods can save us now...
Yae
>>567424524If you want to.
>>567422674Yeah, but as long as there are 3 or less end/lates besides King then her unique should be guaranteed though. As long as I dont bring any other late/ends I dont see the problem.I'll probably borrow Nature if I go Late, OYL is inconsistent but it makes up for that by being stronger than Spurt. As for Angry Feet, its kind of irrelevant since it works on both end and late. I'll be aiming to get updrafters regardless of whether I go End or Late.
>>567422467Cutezo
>>567424320Sorry to hear that, hopefully one of the next few scenarios can bring back the joy and whimsy. I kinda just want to see if I can get the Taurus star title and after that I'm probably going to be phoning it in too.Nothing wrong with being boring sometimes. I also didn't pick the knee kiss because I thought it was sexy, I thought it was funny
>>567423575That would probably go really well with some olive bread
>>567424541There is another, forbidden, option...
>>567423575please be in london
>>567424728SNIFFFFF
groove career dun, she gets my respecc so I just made this soundpost. very coolcurry next
>/uma/ - cooking and gacha general
>>567424670>can bring back the joy and whimsyI'm sure, just like MANT was at first, there will be a big honeymoon face cuz FRESH NEW THING UNGA BUNGA. But in the end the biggest win will be the 20min scenario time. Fuck MANT, kill it with fire.>I thought it was funnyThat is true. It's oddly amusing and very cute to watch, especially on my first time go, hell of a scene.
>>567424739If slavs are the spics of europe then who are the leafs?
>>567424934Hag love
>>567425067Swedes or also known as the eternal swiggers
>>567424934we're posting Ramonu, are we? very well
did one run of mant and now I dont want to play today anymore
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2056344783787065356
Post your final winrate60% for me and somehow I won way more during round 2
>>567425254that's a man
>>567425301Carried by the creature
>>567425254>Age-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you’ll need to log in to X. Learn moreuhhhhh
my friend said we were only friends because she lived in an area with black mold exposure. I told her Limbus is the worst game I've ever played and then she blocked me. 87% WR
>>567424905Groove is a criminally underrated ace. She carried me through the previous CM and the sprint one. She also has a nice rack.
>>567425407https://files.catbox.moe/c0je0g.jpg
>>567424269Now I understand why Taishin is such a bitch. Who the fucks tells that?
>>567425254I opened this in the middle of the office! The HR lady called me in FUCK YOU!
>>567424905changed to .ogg, should work now>>567425442giwtwmnext sprint maybe I'll use her original, most likely sticking with her wedding one for 14 pacing
>>567425426
>>567425552She WILL assume the same pose when you enter her office
i have teio, but i still haven't done her careeri mean, i really like her in the animebut, in-game teio seems too... annoying
>>567425060It'll be fun for like 2 weeks and then I think what you said will kick in and we'll just be glad that it's over quickly. Also not looking forward to still having to do parent runs in MANT if they dont give us the affinity changes early
>>567425426Based.
>>567425704It's actually crazy how sexy gentil is
>>567425745i enjoy how posessive she isits kinda cute
>>567425745filtered
>>567425426You did the right thing. Also, more uma bondage please.
>>567425864it's nuts
>>567425254>expecting clock stimmy>get 3dpd ass insteadThis general SUCKS
>>567425613God, I wish TTG would be added so we can get more hag umas, but Cygames seem to be obsessed with mostly adding horses from 2010+ onwards nowadays.
>>567425552and I opened this one >>567425060 with my speakers turned on, fuck me
>>567425060>>567425784If MANT is Race = Money, and Money = Fat fucking statGL is Rainbow = Money and Money = Rent
speaking of mold the mold in my shower kept building up for the last year since the more it grew the more i dreaded scrubbing it but i finally got some anti mold spray and it actually got rid of almost all of it in a few days of spraying then waiting then spraying it off as i showered even without scrubbing i cant believe i waited that long nowuma musumepretty derbysome last bits wont come out even if i scrub though
>>567424728This on my face
>>567425864She's sex in its purest form.
next scenario will be betteror at least shorter runsAt this point I think I would take more rng in shorter runs
>0/5A Group was already brutal this CM, but did everyone train an improved ace between rounds or something? What happened to throwing so more people qualify?
>>567425442Yeah. Too bad her innates are fucking ass. She had the highest winrate last CM but I only got group B 2nd. Too bad she was made during round 2 accidentally (I wanted to make a sprint Groove, but got a medium S and rolled with it). If I had her in round 1, I would have gone to group A. Also, I found out she can work as a gamble backup this CM too if my ace isn't performing well, despite low stamina and no recoveries.
>>567426204Three more hours swimming in the pool for you.
>>567424269but how would she react to pregnant taishin?
>>567426163Dont remember asking lil bludiddy
>>567425426What is a friend
also rq I know why some filenames are hidden but how can I fix it? idc if some anon here gets my shit just let me see it again, it goes back and forth all the time
>>567425784Anything is better than MANT in my book, but wasting 1 hour for a singular goddamn run, Affinity or not. I'm too casual and lazy at this point, fuck the try hard noise. Each their own obviously, but man is it bullshit.
>>567420771The tinfoil hat theory is that a bunch of owners did not like their horses acting big gay and pulled out which is why the game got delayed for so long, but also because the vertical slice of the early uma builds was apparently hot garbage and they had to rework everything about the game. Though the game still has its fair share of /u/bait; Cygames is not a stranger to making money though so they will omni pander to both demographics cause they know it will sell. It's why umas like Still in Love, who is VERY much a trainersexual character as it is an extremely core part of her character, still gets people who ship her with Aruv.
>>567424315how big was the cake?
>>567426318Pink skills will do a lot to fix umas with shit innates, just do your best to stay groovy until then.
>>567424315Lactose tolerance is not lactose immunity, anon
>>567426263SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH
>>567426446Dolphin porn virus throw away your computer now
>>567426363Is this the japanese natto I've heard of
You retards dont play the game
>Gentle postanLol
Are you guys already training mile aces?
>>567425301I needed a lot of experimentation to find out which ones work. Final team will be Oguri, Groove, Natie.
>>567426450Yeah I'm not sure I'll have it in me to go back and do parent runs in mant, which is why I'm trying to get it over with now by doing a bunch of Seiun sky/dober runs for my dailies
>>567426446See>>567422380
>>567426743I am waiting for my TP to refillI am waiting for my TP to refill
>>567425301
>>567426995Hot.
>>567426979Why the fuck did I write that twice?
>>567426347Tickezo would shake her in congratulations and cause the child to come out loud and retarded just like her
>>567426995they could totally break out of that
>>567426163keep spraying and scrubbing, mold slut
>>567426895>>567422380looks to be workan now, thank youuu>>567426794based groover>>567426789waiting for fine and curry tonite
>>567427212Suzuka wouldn't say this
Spechuds explain this??
>>567426263I like how she's making sure everyone on both sides are watching her saggers swing
>>567427227Curren posters should date me
>>567426553Also, both the rival race hints and the white spark hints were a highroll. On mile and sprint races I got late surger skills, and medium hints on medium.
is it true that most unironic curren posters are femanons?
>>567426426https://poal.me/3b34owhttps://poal.me/3b34owhttps://poal.me/3b34ow
>>567426163MANT is a really good scenario, even the smelliest neets on /uma/ are now cooking, cleaning, self-care, basically anything to not do a single mant run
>>567427160tickezo wouldn't do that...
>>567427346Racists hate an entire race as a collective not on an individual level.
no more golshi week icon
>>567427457Transfemanons or Aelred
>>567427346>Mexican larp21st century americans don't need to larp to be hispanic, they are becoming a latam country.
>>567427457most curren posts are made by herself so yeah
>>567426347worry and cry and fret over her because there's no way taishin could birth a child at full term with her tiny body
>>567427627whatever you say Gambino
>>567426347>WAAAA TAISHIN HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FEED THAT BABY HE'S GOING TO STARVE!!! WE NEED TO CALL HAYAHIDE
>>564319886An update for youRainy Night is retiring after his 7YO season and will now stand stud. In 31 starts, he has won 6 times, including 3 G1s and 2 G2s. His final placement stat is 6-11-4-10.
4 MORE DAYS TILL TAIKI SHUTTLE!
>>567425301Got cooked this cm, I gotta learn how to consistently make +S and SS umas.
>>567426789yes, with open league being my home for the rest of MANT I plan to be done by the end of this week already
>>567427928>S Rank ogulibwo wtf r u doan
https://youtu.be/Ryc0xc8435o?t=259Ah, so that's why Kris S is speaking English, and so slowly too. It's because of the race interviews with her jockey.
>>567425060>But in the end the biggest win will be the 20min scenario timeFucking this. At least you can do more runs. Of the the biggest issue with MANT is people will do a fuck ton of careers and mix max it, not to mention while, yeah, there are free to play options, it helps whales more since they aren't stuck with shitty power cards that give a +15 Rainbow. Grand Live will be an improvement for time alone and the fact pretty much everyone is going to roll on the Light Hello/Tacyon banner. It removes two massive issues MANT has.
>>567427858she would be a good wet nurse but the child will become addicted to banana milk
holy fuck violentmonkey just makes everything 10x easier, no FUCKED loading times and I can actually use the sound player properly now (skipping back and fourth)now I can make many UMA MUSUME posts
>>567427928>6 umas with 3 different running stylesYou need to pick a lane and commit to it.
>>567428081>and the fact pretty much everyone is going to roll on the Light Hello/Tacyon banneryou guys already tried to gaslight me on Tazuka (useless) Riko (useless) and sirius (useless)not falling for the pal meme again
Evens and I roll for #DevilCurrenChan
>>567428154maybe I should switch from grease but I have too many scripts already
which sloptuber made his gemini video?
>>566327096An update for youWhite Devil is retiring after his 6YO season and will now stand stud. In 37 starts, he has won 17 times, including 8 G1s, 4 G2s and 4 G3s. His final placement stat is 17-6-7-7.
>>567428040but why is she so particular about her water?
>>567428154>holy fuck violentmonkey just makes everything 10x easierI don't see what Gentiledonna has to do with the rest of your post?
I remember lots of people here praising mant when it released saying it was the most fun they were having with the game and couldnt understand how the nips hated it
FCM or Full of Vigor on a late surger for mile CM?
>>567428317cute tummy
>>567428428Full of Vigor
>>567428423Gentil is not violent
>>567428208As I understand it, Pal cards are required going forward. We also get 50 or 60 rolls on that banner and its worth rolling since Tacyon is good too. I think you can get by with 2LB on Light and 1LB on Tacyon but I've heard people say you should max it out too. As long as you can MLB Pasa
>>567428428full of sperm
>>567428424those were glowies
>>567427985I struggle a lot with some umas, Xoguri is one of them, one stat will always lag behind and nuke my rating, S rank is actually an improvement, I used to have Xoguri stuck at +A .
>>567428424It's fun for a while because you actually get to run races, but the shop and inventory stretching the run out by 30 minutes ruins it by the end of the first week.
>>567428428full of my cock
>>567428317>Brown + huge titsCheck>Huge thighs in a slutty skirtCheck>Shirt tied under her huge tits, showing them and her tummy offCHECK
>fancomics of umas earning the key of their respective trainers' dorms>>>as if they don' justt bust the doors down in the game already???Idgi
>>567428317You would also be if you were a top performing athlete.
>>567428208Have fun not being able to play the scenarioImagine if there were a pal card that gave you shop currency in mant. That's how mandatory Light Hello is
>>567428424Only issue I have with MANT is Cygays being stingy niggers with clocks
>>567428154okay some of my settings didn't import as evident by the filename...will have to fix>>567428239but are you ACTIVELY using them all?
>>567428586Its the idea of earning the key, not the act of entering the apartment.
>>5674285673 speed is overkill on any horse in MANT. borrow finemo. your deck is SS material, Ug on highroll
>>567427985Meant for>>567428037lol
>>567428568MANT would unironically be a blast if the game interface wasn't a total lag-fest
>>567428424Fun until I ran out of clocks
>>567428424A single MANT career is more fun than a single URA/Unity career
>>567428763lollmaorofl
>>567428680I actually imported them all and they migrated fast and the extension is actually snapping right away so I guess I might make a switch
>>567428585
>>567428763This. It would also be much better if the shop could be displayed on the right side of the screen at all times and you could instantly do races from the race select screen without having to go through all the loading screens.
>>567428742>3 speed is overkill on any horse in MANTt. plays on easymodo and doesn't train uma with only two distance affinities and no +speed bonus>yeah bwo you only need speed cards to cap, check out my oguri!!fuck OFF
Does anyone even play CMs for fun or is it all SEA NEETs sweating for 12+ hours a day with meta slop teams just to get $3 (a week's wages) worth of carats?
>>567428819yes yes just like that indeed hmm yup yeppers
>>567428819Would Kris S let me fuck her granddaughter?
>>567428586>Trainer loves the uma and voluntarily lets her come to his living space whenever she wantsvs.>Hulk smash! Me want snu snu!
>>567428208riko was worth it at lb0same goes for sexhello
>>567428895couldn't you have made your point without the explosive racism dude?
>>567428894you suck at resource management, simple as. Speed is the easiest stat to increase with the best cards. The only stat you should expect to have issue with is Wit
>>567425301In hindsight I should've put more effort into my Seiun or used vbobo instead, but oh well front is way too much effort compare to end or late last time I'm doing this
>>567429049If you ask politely I don't see why not
>>567428591I don't think that's true because I'm particular about it now but where does her interest derive?
>>567429029
>Hulk smash! Me want snu snu!
>>567428424Its way funner, but it makes it harder to grind for Distance S.
>>567429110>Speed is the easiest stat to increase with the best cards.oh my bad>bwo 2speed is easy you DO have MBL Biko + NTR right? gyo?? my deck is relatable it's only 4 gacha SSRs u just suck d00d
>>567428742>borrow finemoThis might be the second greatest gaslight after stamina requirements. The bitch is addicted to useless trainings
I have a desperate need to dry hump Flash...
>>567428763It'd be infinitely better, yeah. The issue isn't the career's design, but the interface.
I can't believe how many of the Tracen students grandkids of Marzan.Old hag LOVES to fuck!
>>567428742>>567429110What happens if the uma has 0% growth on speed? Are 2 cards enough? Is borrowing a speed parent useful or wasteful?
>>56742928015% TE is never useless
>>567429385u wont cap speed lol
>>567421716>Game is for (You)Until Neicha keeps talking about how sparkly Teio is. Shut the fuck up I'm gonna make her Mother Nature and break Teio's cunny in front of Mcqueen later
>>567429385Sometimes you won’t cap speedSpeed sparks help with consistency of hitting speed cap, but not much else
Don't sleep on stat sparks
I just found Eishin Flash's mom
>>567425301Neicheer picked up a few more wins, which I like to see. I wanted to remake her with med S but I don't have the time. I'm sure she'll do alright in the finals.
Is there any downside to going along with Creeks mommy play? She's a loyal dedicated wife that is also your nurturing mom, also known as the perfect woman.
>>567428894you're just bad at the game dont have a melty now bwo>>567429280he's playing 2lb CB and tachyon. it's torture not having finemo
>>567429385a bit of speed inheritance is fine if your uma has Power growth, which a lot of 0% speed umas have. Inheritance should be majority power but some speed is fine, it stabilizes the run
>>567429478
>>567429305Me too...
>>567428585For me it is the unbuttoned middle button or the middle button struggling to hang on.
>>567429532>you're just bad at the gameNTA but that's like saying you're bad at slot machines. This "game" is <5% skill.
taishit is the most broken ass uma you will ever see next cmoh you got a mile s 3k sp front with fl? too bad a gutsmaxxed taishin with encroaching shadow, nemesis, daring strike and full of vigor will start running it down from 5th and rape your ace(s) with no lubeit's not even funny
Anons will literally be running the most soulless 20% speed + 10% str/wit uma + piggy deck and make fun of you for having trouble training your oshi on a budget
>>567429385KSB + NTR/Fuku borrow is enough to cap speed easily on ANY horse it's not even debatableIf you can't afford a speed borrow cope with stinko and some speed sparksSimple as
>>567429683hard worker maya wouldn't say that
>>567429558It's now 2003 so there is still some time before Flash is born
>>567428895Did you sit this CM out or something? The casuals are all fucking dead. The Group A/B difficulty spike was vertical cliff, maybe even overhang.>>567429447Nature is one of the most (you) umas in the game. She wants to be Teio, not fuck her.
>>567429683>cygames have made a broken CM with extremely limited meta slop optionsNo way, that's never happened before!
>>567429683do I bring pump and moving past or other uniques?
>NO CHUD YOU CANNOT DATE HORSE GIRLS THEY'RE QUEER YOU BIGOTWhy is Cygames like this?
>>567422168womp womp seagger
>>567429393Show me your SSR Ayabe runs
>>567429658No if this dummy has convinced himself that he needs 3 speed he is legit bad/new
Top or bottom?
>>567429683stinky maya would say this
Tell me one reason why eating vegetables makes your Uma life better.
Hetfags, it's over for us. We can only admit defeat.
>>567429925I Dont own an ayabe in any form, the power card doesn't really do anything
>>567430036+100 energyI'll blend a cupcake in with it just for you
>>567429049if Orfe let you fuck her daughter then I don't see why Kris would say no
>>567429683The Taishins I have seen in /uma/ rooms can get 1100+ guts with only bamboo and yeppers, it's insane.
>>567428895CMs are fun for me but I always sandbag during round 1 to obliterate seals in round 2 group B
>>56743013520% TE is never useless
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>567429447You have some pretty heavy yuri goggles on if you think game Nature is into Teio.Setting aside how for (you) Nature is, there is nothing yuri coded about Nature and Teio's relationship at all.
>>567429718patriot
>>567430252that extra 5% has some opportunity cost
>accidentally started a URA run instead of mantblazer
Why are SEAs and BURGER so obsessed with ecelebs?
Who is your most fapped to uma? For me it's paizuri flash.
>>567428895I'm a sweat, I put a moderate amount of effort for 2 weeks for the F U N of round 2 A group day 1 on reset. Those 20 races are the most fun this game has to offer. Only day 1 of round 2 because I usually get to finals A here, but if I can't then the steaks are increased for day 2.Don't care about the carats but getting plats makes me cum too.
>>567430595
Apartment cleaned and got some lit candles Time to sleep now
>>567430534Lucky!
Palmerbros aren't ever beating the CVCKVLD accusations.... She's the type of uma who'll break up with her toreina so she can go out to "find" herself, fully expecting that he'll wait for her because he picked her in the first place despite clear red flags. I feel kinda bad for Palmerkeks but they do probably enjoy the humiliation aspect of it
>>567430595respectable choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hDsgryPOD4Thank you nippon for this superior game design.Cm teams were only mostly homogenous, so it's nice that it's brought to 100%, so we never see most characters anymore.
>>567430595My bro with that one set on panda
>>567428895I only bother for the gibs+having some goal to reach while doing dailies. This game is too RNG heavy for me to take seriously.
>>567430719kissu
>>567430693Outfit made for paizuri...
>>567430284is she? she keeps mentioning her fiance during streams
>>567430613>steaksTeiobro thinking about food what else is new
>>567430763based based based based based based https://exhentai.org/g/3704502/0e44a5f1a6/https://exhentai.org/g/3484571/95b83531ce/https://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/
>>567430595I can only fap to doujin so none of them
These threads really do take a nose dive during NA hours
>LOOK /uma/ I'VE POSTED IT AGAIN, LOOK AT IT! ENGAGE ME FUCKKKKKKKKBro just admit you're parasocial already, this is embarrassing
>log in>following 59/60I can't believe I'll have to make a spreadsheet to keep track of this shit
Still
is cygames literally retarded
>>567431057No, but you are.
>>567430875>nr.3Yep infinite nuts blown
>>567431196Would use her stockings as a tea filter
I had to rest in the summer
>>567430595Do I even need to say it?
>>567430735debuffs are really not that big a deal outside of mediums. If you look at the actual impact of Keen Eye in miles it doesn't actually achieve much in comparison to speed eater, which is the best debuff in the game. -.75 for the enemy team and +.15 for you is an effect +.90 which is equivalent to 3 Double circle whites and 1 midgame white. Now double that .75 by running 2 fronts. And triple it by running 3 friends.Keen Eye is shit and not worth running in Miles
Anons what is the best schedule for Digitan in MANT? I'm kinda lost trying to mix dirt and turd ephitets
>>567430954sex with super creek
>>567431057>https://exhentai.org/g/3704502/0e44a5f1a6/The team in charge of Global certainly is.
>>567430595The one and only.
>>567431267>tea filter Fuck no
>>567430954Creek sex
Are (you) excited for Curren's marriage to fat black twitter lesbian?
>>567430595Satono Diamond, been fapping to her even before I began playing
>>567431305Keen Eye and Watchful Eye were some of the strongest skills in Aquarius, by the way.
Who the fuck is that?
>>567430954Ninja Creek will be mine.
>>567431516Your wife.
>>567430875My bro is too sexy....
>>567431000how is it possible for rudolph to be so god damn cute
>>567431412Curren HATE
>>567431350
>>567431516> Who the fuck is that?It's that uma, isn't it? the one who doesn't want to be forgottenmachanekane astonhauser?
>>567431516mile running mare who had a strong race record for a very short career
>>567431474They really were not. If you were running triple front you had a cost effective Keen Eye that also improved your midgame, and also hit behind, which is significantly better than hitting ahead. Keen eye was not even close to the best skill in Aquarius
Good night friends!!!
>>567431412I'm happy to let Curren tank that blob for the team.
>>567431665>>567430875>>567430763sell me on this dork that you all call bro
>>567430952These threads are always terrible. I only come here to trawl for images.
>>567430595My stallion wife.
>>567431712thank you!! Is it worth to skip the japan dirt derby in summer then?
Jani...my love...
>>567431870goodnight baby seven slices of ham
>>567431797Right. And Daring Strike is totally equivalent to Escape Artist, right?
>>567432070They do two different things goddamn dude
so uhh did cygames like literally not play MANT at all before releasing or did they intend for 50% of trainees to be literally unusablelike what were they even thinking
>>567431959Golshi is extremely unsexual. You must also masturbate to Marge Simpson and Lois Griffin (something no normal person would do).
>>567430954Living together with Super Creek till death do us part.
>>567432136Right.
>>567432050:(
>>567431243>>567431665
Group A makes me want to Teio step off a cliff.
>>567432137They did not expect you to race so much. You can clear year 1 with a g3 win and the other years with 3 g1s. They wanted you to do a little racing and then train normally. Too bad players found out that uma abuse maximizes stats and so we ended like that.
>>567432137SS is easy even wirh mile F
>>567432137
>>567432153>autistic woman with by far the biggest horse cock in the stable>unfuckablei mean i guess if youre gay
>>567431985The dirt G1s epithets are for 3, 4, 5, and 9 wins, so running the JDD comes down to SP from winning the race vs stats from the training.
>>567432310okay but they already knew that when the release global
>>567432408no
>>567431516
>>567431913She is a gamer and your bro (female). Cute voice, haxxor ult, nice rack, funny uma. Also a based dirter. Her voice did it for me personally.
>>567432294
>>567432501Why not?
>>567432153>he has not seen the lightIt's okay Anon, you're just not ready right now. Golshi will wait for you.
>>567432296what does she want... why are women so complex
>>567432461Yeah and they already knew that when releasing mant on KR as well.We even got some additional qol that other servers didnt get. Imagine having to confirm your purchase for every item in the shop.
>oh good, finemo waited until I built wit to 900+ before finishing her cha--
>>567432461Yeah so? They ran this shit scenario three times in total like that before global. They knew what would happen and didnt give a shit
>>567431985>>567432443On the other hand, winning the JDD allows you to skip the CBTfest that is February Stakes
>>567432636It's truly a mystery to all of us straight white males
>>567432396>literal homosexual cocksuckerit all makes sense now
>>567432689Why does Chiyo hit the dab
>>567431352>>567431406>>567431573>>567432169Sure is a lot of Creek love today
Transcend is just futaba from persona without glasses and she's an uma
>>567432689Try again next time!
>>567432615He was just finishing her name for you. Yaeno comes off as someone who wouldn't like nicknames.
>This character is just XYZ from FAGGOTsonaShut up, ironic weeb, no one asked.>>567432703 >>567432867CUTE!
>>567432615Muteki
I like Umas that have a deeper voice
>>567432303>0/5 on my fucking carats entryGive it back Cyjews!
>>567432335AWOOGAI NEED EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES WITH MS. GROOVE
>>567432858Is her spine broken or does she have the fattest ass known to umakind
>>567432910
>>567433024rare image (nobody pulled for yaeno muteki)
Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf.
finemo is just sandy from spongebob without diving suit and she's an uma
>>567426789Yup
>>567433001its just the artist
>>567432768she's only in the like top 20 for me but that doesnt mean that she isnt sex>>567433001you know I've never actually looked at that part of the image, I just really like the smug expression. I think that's supposed to be an unbelievably large dumpy
>>567432801>persona Go back to /pg/ Avery
>>567433024
>>567432137>did cygames like literally not play MANT at all before releasingYes. See >>567432310 A trivial amount of playtesting would have made it clear how broken the shop is.
>>567432938CUTEKI and her best friend
>>567433024i pulled for her support card
>>567433114>Mouse moving to the "save" button>Cringe reddit garbage shows up
>>567432137>>567432310cygames doesn't have playtesters per say, they have QA testers which is a meaningful difference. MANT isn't poorly designed because races are rewarding, but because races are overwhelmingly rewarding and the opportunity cost of not racing is gigantic. The punishment for 4 or more races is a 30% chance of losing 30 stats. Your average G3, not even a G1, is 40 stats of value, and thats before hammers, before scrolls or megaphones or braces drop, before Epiteths. The potential reward for one G1 race can be upwards of a hundred stats in value. There is effectively no punishment for overracing.
>>567433180wtf dude no need to bully someone for having no friends
I just missed fast learner because I did not check the shop, always check the shop anons...
>4 turf stars>10 mile stars>turf S, mile A
>>567432153Name one specific thing that's unsexy about Goldship other than personality, which goes out the window in hentai anyway.
>>567433331Umas that still believe in santa?
>>567432396Be careful about announcing your tastes, brother. Someone might agree with you.
>>567433169Muteki love! (TL note: Muteki means invincible)
>>567433331>Santa>Santa in the background>Not a single mention of CHRISTmas
>>567433169
>>567433249Per se
>>567432583This is a very sad design.
>>567433427Finemo posters SHOULD give me a date attempt.
>>567433437She is a very good girl
>>567433249>per say
>>567433343I think she has a great personality...
>>567428895CM is fun if you have an uma you want to win and enjoy the project of making her strong
>>567433343humor based characters are not sexy
>>567432729This is my favorite soundpost.
I just realized some of you are probably severely mentally stunted and I wouldn't even know besides the way you type. Like medically akin to Chris-chan levels. I'm going to stop taking things I read here so seriously
>0TE>0Special Prioritywhat's the point of Dasca's power card? It gives gold head-on but is that it? god, this card is so bad
>>567433343
>>567433672Yeppers
Bwos how am I supposed to cap speed AND train stam to 600+ AND train power to 1000+ AND train guets to 900+ AND train wit to 1000+
>>567433648what tipped you off
>>567429683her potential unleashed
>>567433648>just now realizing
>go up a slope irl>hear Mae! Mae, mae, mae! in the back of my mindit's over for me
>>567426426https://www.youtube.com/@Dovydas.I hope this answers your question.
>>567433749The unironic defense posts of pedophilia...
>>567433648You just wanted an excuse to post that image...
>>567433383oguri cap
>>567433698Clothes also go out the window in hentai. That's kind of the point.
>>567433732900 guts is not as important as some people here will try and make you believe
>>567430808this tard keeps spamming this shit. Again the only other women that play this shit are queer vtubers
>>567433648Want to see my Special Week + Sonic fusion OC?
>>567433731LESBOOOO
No one here will ever become a woman
>>567433770I'm talking like needing a handler mentally disabled. I used to work in a grocery store and they would come together in a group with a handler. It feels similar here as opposed to other generals I visit>>567433937That would be very cool
>>567434035There are trannies here?
>>567434035becoming implies a change so that is technically true
>>567433732Mood affects your stat goal. You can get by with just 578 Stam and guts and during finals they will benefit plus 4% from great mood and push you over the 601 threshold.It's also really not important. Meeting each of those thresholds is just 2.5% extra speed, and it's not post diminish speed like aptitude s is, it's multiplying your speed stat before it gets run through diminishing returns, so the functional speed increases something like 1%.
brown
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by maIes
>>567434035Some here were born this way, may God have mercy on their souls
>>567434140brown.... sex
>>567434138>Mood affects your stat goal.but just starting a MANT run puts me in an awful mood
>>567433732600 stam should be pretty free in MANT. The Bourbon I trained as a TT sprinter accidentally had enough to be an emergency ace in Aries because I used Nishino power.
>>567434071You share a website with actual trannies, schizos, pedophiles, autists, and psychos. The levels of retardation should never surprise you.
>>567434176The best kind of Teio abuse.
>your trainee gets drier than the sahara at the sight of male genitalia but conversely greedily nurses from teats like a ravenous baby foal
it's so fucking over, we are never hitting A+
>>567434035>be a woman >can’t fuck your trainees Being a woman is gay
Mant made me stop playing and I won’t start again until the next scenario
>>567434307I just figured since this game requires SOME level of thinking it wouldn't be prevalent here but at the same time nobody here actually plays the game
>>567432004baby-making sex by the time we arrive at the inn
>>567434405>he doesn't know
>>567434071>I'm talking like needing a handler mentally disabledYes we get it. You may not believe me, but some of the other generals/boards have even more of them.
>>567434364Couldn't be me
>Please spend 300$ so you can read all about my marriage to my lovely fiancee Air Shakur>I love her so much and we scissor more than the handicraft club does
>>567434140
>>567434412What you just said applies to every general.
>>567434364Post your fancount
>>567434479I totally do believe you but what other generals typically out of curiosity? Obviously /mlp/ is one
>>567434695just yesterday people were talking about how bad /xivg/ is
Small jighttps://jiggie.fun/Vb0AUZhttps://jiggie.fun/Vb0AUZhttps://jiggie.fun/Vb0AUZhttps://jiggie.fun/Vb0AUZhttps://jiggie.fun/Vb0AUZhttps://jiggie.fun/Vb0AUZ
Sweepy!
>>567434695/KSG/ and whatever the FF14 one is called.
>>567434695I can only imagine the melty once that guy realizes how much overlap there is between mlp and uma
>>567434638I will never have an ulalaIm gonna have to live with this fact for the rest of my life
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER MARUZENSKY OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>567434754 >>567434791That makes a lot of sense
>>567434695/lolg//xivg/
>>567434364you just need 50milyou know what to do
>>567434495Mamboniggers are really the most unlikeable faggots around now
>>567434863Is mentioning how much I want to have babymaking sex with her something nice?
>>567434863She looks super sexy waving her fan around.
>In sixth place>Pump doesn't procuma for this feel?
>>567434940V...
so when they are giving us more cocks?
>>567434863I like the way she grips
>>567434791Kitasan Gray?
>>567434863she's cute and I'm so, so happy her summer alt spooked me on the all-uma banner
>>567434878Fake news.In the Uma world the bystanders would be patting trainer on the back and congratulating/teasing him even if it was with an uma like nishino.
One TP refresh a day is 10 caratsYour club climbing a rank nets you 450Do a fan run
>>567434863I like how she manages to stay beautiful despite being 70
>>567434863I like that she's old like me
>>567435064based
>ywn have this
>>567435064kek
day 48 digitan wins, 2 maya wins and 2 flower winsthere is hope this time unlike aries
>>567435082my fan run is the daily 900k run
>>567435082never done a fan run, never fucking will. Ever. Danchou can kill himself >t.average 1.7M/day
I love cms
>>567435064sometimes I wonder what went wrong in his life to end like this
Just 5 days until Soma Nomaoi.Practising again today.Today it was on the outdoor track,practising with a flag that says ‘Chilled Chinese Noodles Now Served’.Getting the horses used tothe sound and movement of the flag flapping in the wind,so they don’t get spooked.Wonder Acute toogradually getting kitted out for the main event.
>>567435278That's the way the carrot crunches!!
>>567435082I've been averaging like 2 a day since I started sweeping. Shame she can't do parent runs, but at least my dailies are done and my TP is used.
>>567433487a very sad uma
>>567435264Do an extra URA run during your daily shit
>think Med S is the key to winning>lose to a S+ goldship with Med Afuck this CM
>>567434863She's extremely relatable
any uma for this feel?
>>567433648>>>/r/eddit
>>567435428retard
>>567435424I think you should eat your vegetables...
>>567435269Ironic choice of character for that post.
>>567435469Aston Martin
>>567435474/r/etard
>>567435525A URA run takes 15 minutesYou spend more than that on the toiletI know you doYou use your phone on there scrolling reels or shorts
You guys told me this was easy qualification hourshow the FUCK do you even train a ug1 cafe in MANT
>>567433839>>567435626>he's still butthurt days afterYou are mentally stunted yourself.
>>567434863I bet her pussy gruel taste like honey
>>567435648>full power sparks>1 stam>highroll with 2 speed 3 witsimple as
Uma Musume : Pretty Derby is good gasoline for my crumbling mental healthThe Month of May will not save me this time
>>567435648Med Cafe is oshi tier so you better not job
>>567435642my own shit is more valuable than danchud's quota
>>567433839>things that never happenedgoing UUUUUOOOOHHHHHHH over Sweepy =/= wanting to fuck irl kids, you silly baka
>>567435842I'm safe
>>567435642sitting on the toilet for more than 5 minutes is bad for your health
>>567435875Your danchud is a nonfactorDo it for your own gibs
>>567435940saved by her shitty guts
It's Maruzensky's birthday today. Say something nice about her!
>>567435428It's makes you more consistent but nothing is stone people hit 90% winrates lose finals others barely win 6 times with a plate
>spending more than 2 minutes in the restroom>even when doing a number 2
>>567434863That's my wife>No arrest warrantednyo...
>>567435924Stop, you're going to give him the ick
>>567435985If I cared about my health I wouldn't be using my phone on the toilet
danchud makes a dollarI make a dimethat's why I shitpost on /uma/instead of doing my runs
>>567436106>speedrunning shitting
>>567436071I already did. I'm not giving this expired hag any more compliments.
>>567436106I spend more time washing my hands
i kinda like how my shit smells ngl
>>567419310
>>567436285Stay Gold wrote this post.
>>567436215The faster you are the cleaner it is>>567436283OCD freak
>>567436153>using my phone on the toiletdo anons really? Is this just a guy think I never did? I always just dump out and leave, usually <5m.
dahby?
>>567436341NTR*
>>567435064Filly ButtsAdd THIS to your obsessed list
>>567435428Don't let yourself be fooled by RNG.>>567435316Probably something like this:>Single mom, didn't take good care of herself during pregnancy, pops pill she may or may not have a Rx for>Grows up eating nutrionally empty convenience food, maybe blue box maybe fast food>Physically frail and emotionally stunted, feels comfortable around girls because they gossip and braid hair instead of pushing him around/getting mad when he loses at team sports>Mom grooms him into taking hormones at an early age so she can brag about having a trans kid>Time passes, dude is now 20, brain broken, women don't want to be within 50 feet of him>Copes by posting pathetic ragebait, thinks he's turning the hets misogynistic
>>567436360it's a zoomer thing that some boomers are copying
>>567436360thing* fuck me
>>567436106Pushing that hard will give you a hernia instead of hemorrhoids
I'm gonna fap and go to bed. Good night, gwos.
>>567436106How do you shit that fast, do you wait forever until everything is about to kick your anal schpincter open
>>567419310.
>>567435648Late US/Peak SEA are the softest hours.
>>567435681Careful, he's gonna go complain to his discord.
>>567434351that's fucking hot and I will join her on the other udder
>>567436360it's fat piggies with horrendous diets, it takes them 30 minutes to shit because their digestive system is completely fucked from all the goyslop they eat. If you are healthy you can poop and get out in 2 minutes.
>>567436563Without me?
I understand the purpose of seeded runs but it still sucks that some days are just unplayable
>>567436667horse milk tastes pretty good, can confirm
>9/9>daring strike, uma stan, tail held high, ramp up, eager>9/9
>>567436071It's really cool that a woman is into cars and car culture.
>>567428040>A fucking IvanDamn, that is tragic to learn. Hope he wasn't from one of those gypsy regions.
>>567434863sexy hag
>>567434863She's choberiguuyo
DAHBY?
Tachyon LOVE
>>567437036Just push a cupcake in her mouth. Then your dick. She'll come around.
>>567436106>2 minute shitting speedrun>1 minute tops to squeeze it all outDo you just go back like a few minutes later for the second wave or hold it for the rest of the day?
>>567436960
>>567436465I'll admit I'm rather misogynistic but that's because I have to deal with women and their dumb bullshit all the time
>Made it to AThe cost? My sovl,https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=pvkb_WGzL0BuZU3h_Hwr00Gx
>>567436982Don't like this one
>>567434863
>>567436604>>567437110If you sit down to 1 like a civilized person sometimes you can feel if you have other things to plop out which makes it slide out easily with no effort and mess
>>567436750now I'm extra motivated to suck on fuji's kisekis
added "shitting speedrun strats" to the long list of things uma would rather do than a single mant run
I never saw a single Hoguri win this CM
>>567437295TICKEZO SPOTTED!!!
>>567436465Im misogynistic but I would not ever a troon
i get depressed listening to the upbeat music at the end of a MANT run knowing im just printing more transferslop or at best a sacrifice on the altar of some whale's victory podium...
>>567434863love the boomer uma
>>567437416im listening
>>567437182Time to sandbag>inb4 someone loses to a TT King halo (again)
>>567437085
>>567434976Yes
>>567437534you mean the booma
>>567437661How could you be so cruel?
>>567437419I don't know much about the lore of that game, but isn't umapyoi with a mimic that kills you in your sleep one of the better ways to go?
>>567437534the detail of using the hdmi to component converter is peak
>>567436769>7/9>Uma stan>Daring strike>5/9>PDM>9/9
70 playable characters in the game and you people choose to oshi the 56 year old hag
>>567437857>componentThat's composite.
>>567437534I want to play Top Gear with a beautiful green-eyed uma...
>>567437924your mom
>>567437559
>>567437912Yes sir
>>567437869If you're running DS Golshi without front runners you kind of deserve the PDM.
>>567438037chestlet cope
explain me the PDM gaslight
>>567438037breast envy is the cutest anime trope
>>567438161what gaslight
>>567438161If a non-front gets too close to the lead uma during the first half of the race she will slam on the brakes and slide to the back of her run style's pack. Essentially a broken leg, she has zero chance to come back from it.
>>567437110>second waveEAT YOUR DAMN VEGETABLES
70 playable characters in the game and you people choose to oshi the 10 year old
>>567437534every GT from PS2 upward looks real on a CRT
>>567438161if you are playing a non-front and go too fast in the early to mid-race, the game will penalize you for going too fast
>Oshi + 2 debuffersWhat's the verdict?
>>567438490cringe as fuck
>>567438451Favorite GT?
>>567438401>>567438452fuck so how one avoid that?avoiding early skills or just pray skills don't activate too early or in the first corner?
>>567438490mostly just doesnt work. the oshi -> meta gap is bigger than whatever two debuffers gives you.
You're giving all your trainees the home cooked food, headpats, and after sex cuddles they need, right? You're not just doing it for your favorites, are you?
>>567434790I would give 8 million yen for her
Surprised no one has broken into a farm and done *that* to a uma mare yet
>>567438939don't make me post it
>>567438746Your options are hope other people run fronts and deal with it when it happens, build late race gamblers, or run your own fronts. I run fronts since Maruzensky is my oshi.
>>567438746You play a different game that was designed better.
>>567438490pretty solid depending on the style
>>567438434she does terrible things to us if we don't
>>567438746You play 2 good, well built fronts so your backliner never has a chance to PDM
>>567438843My dude, that's like nothing by racehorsing standards. Multiply that by 20 and maybe he'll consider it.
>>567438978Post what?
>>567437912My grandma used to say that the best food comes from the oldest pans
>>5674385854 duh
>>567437762
>>567438970Why did you take a picture of an empty seat?
>>567437912
>>567439030A janky sacrificial rabbit also works.
sometimes wish i was spic so i oculd understand their memes
>get bad mood>losevery cool skill-based gameplay mechanic
>>567439386She's breastfeeding the Director and calling McQueen old?
>>567439370yes but for late surgers and end closers not nearly as well as 2 regular fronts
>>567437762she deserves it
>>567439497>the DirectorThat's Gold Ship>McQueenThat's Point Flag
>>567439386spic gold is hugging her daughter gold ship, who she just earned custody of. she's telling her wife that she has to pay alimony to her.
>>567439497>>567439679I still don't get it
>>567439497suckling on stego's non-existent breasteses...
>>567439386look at the basic context clues in the image its not hard
Do you ever feel like posting but dont post because you feel like the thread is about to refresh the nanosecond you post
>>567439763how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>567439902I just start being extra low effort
>>567439386Google translate has been a thing since before AI
>>567439902I just make shitposts people will forget about in 5 minutes if we're close to bump limit.
>>567439386This is pretty easy to intuit, dude. mexican and puerto rican spanish is very americanized
is turn 1/2 recreation still the play on mant?
how come super freak got disqualified for moving over a little yet my opponents are allowed do this with no penalty in cm after I proc my skills with perfect timing
>>567440140not THE play but A play if there's literally nothing
ever just join a general and then post shit no one can read or understand?
>>567440140no because you need every turn you can get to raise bonds and you can get mood ups from the 7 races you do in the first year
>>567440140with NTR + Kitasan chances are you'll be in a good mood fairly early. And if you have Riko you can guarantee itll happen early
>>567440140if 3 on any training but guts i do that, if 2 speed umas in speed i do that, if there is neither i recreate
>>567440216I thought that was what we were always doing?
nani the fuck
>>567439386@umagrok turn this meme american
>>567440343giga late started
>>567440140only if the first two turns really sucks bad like just one friendship or nothing there
>>567439978>>567440365I don't get the joke
>>567440447Goldship and Stay Gold get paid to fuck a lot
>>567440412i watched the replayshe got rushed+dueled in midgame, still held 1st, got to corner, popped unique and SLOWED DOWN
>>567440412just rushed
>>567440140neighi feel like every single pre-debut turn is necessary for friendship building before summer 1 and getting as much speed and power as you can (without fucking aforementioned friendships) before the junior year races
I got raped :c
>>567440523>rushed+dueled (actually spot struggle)well if fronts are rushed during that then they just die
>>567440365>>567439386Did you really need a translation to figure out that Turno means Turn? fucking retards
>>567439386>>567439978>>567440365I don't get it. Why would she take Point Flag to court for Golshi's custody?
>>567433964Bright, come home. I promise to run you in chanmi.
>>567440650>advanced to group ADIE DIE DIE
>>567440650>Advanced to Group A finalsYou're the rapist
>went 75% wr in Round 1>Day 1 Round 2 it took me three tickets to qualify>Day 2 Round 2 i went 4/5 in two tickets so far... is this luck or am i just seal clubbing the people desperate to qualify for finals now
>>567440802Sunday Silence looks like this
>>567440914>>567440914>>567440914
>>567440949>>567440949>>567440949
>>567440650Is that a DOMINATOR I spy with my little eye?DESERVED for lack of soul
>>567440447Half of the humor in the Spanish trace over memes come being trace overs of anime scenes
>>567440925this one, the other is a tranny pedo thread
>>567440925>>567440960
only a few image slots you say... dont mind if I do
>>567440925>>567440960bravo
>>567434863That's only tomorrow in this timezone
>>567440960this one, the other is a tranny pedo thread
>>567440925>>567440960Whoopsies. I was late, pls update the OP next bread thank
>>567440925>shakur>>567440960>currenwhoever wins, we loseunless it's curren in which case my cock also loses
>>567440978She may have dominator but she is also an ace with my second highest wr please don't bully me pretend I posted a picture of her 21.1% wr
>>567440960Why not use the updated and ontopic one
>>567440842>>567440854uhh bwos? you literally only need one mediocre round to advance to A finalspretty sure that isn't even a worry for anyone here except the guys in C clubs who do one run every week
>>567441025I didn't get to post my Ardan...
>>567441192I baked late. First bake always gets used
>>567438970Cute.
>>567441405just gotta remind people to update it for the new op
>>567438161You can literally watch it if you make a good uma with mid game skills. You fucking moon walk back against bums because you push up too far for the race logic
>>567440173Refs ain't see nothing
>>567441531Other bakers will probably remember it. Imma go back to eepland
>>567442123nighty anony
>>567439838no way stego would survive a pregnancy long enough to produce milk, she's like the tiniest fucking uma besides the actual child
>>567440802I don't think that's cafe...
