Pretty Tomboy-ish Girl EditionPrevious:>>567261894>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSApr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0Apr 28 Patch Notes 6.2.2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HthrWVH5UApr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8JagMay 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VE>LATEST PATCHESApr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650May 06 1.006.203 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/686379208862072850
I LOVE ABDOSLOP
Gucci 'Rape victim' Slippers.
cope
>>567327172ggz frens, icbm and plackquisition were smthn else
Fuck tranniesFuck niggersFuck jeetsFuck kikes
>>567337129So what are the odds he got filtered hard by bots in front of everyone after talking shit and he never lived it down?
You knowWith the talk of the weapon mountsThat means you could totally have different weapons on your armed resupply pods. This could outright be a part of your loadout. Put the grenade launcher from the deployable wall thing on it. Put the arc dog gun on it. Put the gas dog on it, and have it automatically cough at people coming to take supplies with a supply pack equipped.
>>567337391(You) forgotFuck Sweden
>Starting to recognize the Slipper retard based on his 4-5 reaction image spam nowDude
Uh oh brownoid melty
How would you feel about this as a resource sink>Super fleet>You can buy support ships that give buffs like extra stratagem slots, extra reinforcements, map scans without the lidar>The fleet has scaling resource cost getting the last ship of your fleet will cost as much the rest of the fleet
>>567338820sounds fun, it will never ever happen.
>>567337992Yeah, "g1" seems to be having a rough one tonight
>>567339187This you, sister?
Would players be happy with a new D11 "Gates of Hell" difficulty that has AI that actually makes enemies aware shortly after the explosions start to require the full 4 players in concert? Or a new mission like HD1 to escort trains on rails but give them recharging shield barriers that players have to decide whether to push out and preserve the train shield or hunker behind it and risk train damage? Maybe a new mission where players have to push SEAF lines with full squads and Bastions to a point and play Spread Democracy at the end.What do players whining actually want?
>>567339570Honestly people have complained so much that its turned into thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGUu5vJXSaoNobody knows what they want anymore
>>567336284looks to me like the prox trigger went off on something smallreally should be able to disable it altogether and while we're at it allow us to disable lock on mode for the spear
>>567340064>swedish retarded balancing since day 1 gave the entire playerbase PTSD, now they're 100% focus on weapon balance and reading patch notes instead of asking for new content because they know swiggers might fuck them over again
SEXO with eagle chan
>>567340770I prefer the real Eagle-1.
>walk up to stratagem jammer>press console button>entire thing instantly explodesdid they change this or am I being retarded? didn't you you have to drop sssd or put in a code or something? could it have been a random dud hellbomb, can they spawn that close?
>>567340505Genuinely feel like this guy whenever they talk about balance and decide to add some random shit nobody asked forhttps://youtu.be/RVdNobKNMig?si=hi_RGtAZEIXYjapE&t=191(Timestamp)
bugs or bots steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241083074947/76561198088743
one true flag retrieval should be a side objective similar to mutant larva but available on every faction
>finally manage to convince friend to take RR vs sporebugs so I can use cremator for once>non-stop complaining about "not enough space to reload">still end up having to grill sporetitans en massI just don't understand.You can shoot the sporetitans long before they become a problem, but far too often I see him just taking potshots at some scavengers off in the distance while a titan "sneaks" up on him. How hard can it be to spot a giant pink shrimp on stilts in a sea of greenery and shrubs?But no, constant yammering about being unable to reload because a single scavenger is poking his ass.I'm a little upset.
>check thread>the schizo unironically thinks he's talking to one or two anon this entire time>posts the archive screenshot without knowing why others do it to him>will now post his copy pasta that only makes him look even more like a mentally ill schizogrim
>>5673411502/4
>>567340064TrveBut honestly the CGW stuff has been all i've wanted from HD2 sans some endgame progression and resource sinksLike that stuff about staging termanid invasions to use them as fuel on distant fronts is such a good conceptLiterally using your low class citizens as feed for super oil production is better satire than anything AH came up with and letting divers vote on where it happens involves you in actually doin some heinous shit when the base game just has you gunning down ontologically evil enemiesLike those groomcord chads didn't just mog them with weapon balance every aspect of the game was improved in like a month flat
>>567337616FUCK DANMARKDANSKJAVEL
>>567340304>really should be able to disable it altogetherbut you already can: cluster mode
>>567339570>would players be happy...Nowhile the sw*des have generally been complete anti-fun niggers about balancing I'm still 100% ride or die with this game, people genuinely do bitch about fucking everythingI just want more content, protecting a siege train sounds cool, I'm still waiting for a trench map against bots with SEAF on one side or a megafactory like the oshaune cave maps
https://streamable.com/yj6ty9If your game doesn't look like that, what are you even doing?
>>567341496this nigga hotboxed his destroyer lmao
>>567341426I thought cluster just added a timed fuse and made the bomblets impact only?
Reminder
>>567340505This. Everything is to be blamed on the swiggers. If they didn't fuck up this badly and so often, people would not go full PTSD mode the moment they make a change.
>>567340304It was set to cluster. It's really just an invisible hitbox
>>5673411503/4 !
>>567341582Gotta keep the negresses intoxicated
>D2 MO planet>SOS beacon>shoot and kick every pubbie that joinsfeels good, man
>>567341778holy shit your ship tech is ugly as fuck, mine is cute and she have chubby cheeks
>>567341961Why are you like this
>>567341150fvll
>>567341496What the fuck lmao
>>567341778looks like i won the crew lottery, fucking christ
>>567341778oh my god you have the fuck ugly one tooI miss my old service tech so fucking much brosI would download 1.5 TBs of dolphin porn viruses to get her back :(
I wish an edf collab could happen, sandlot are probably too jewish to let it getting armored vehicle grape and acid guns in hd2 would be a dream
>>567341961this never happened
>>567341778KEK I didn't know they could get that ugly
>>567341496>slut stationMY SIDES
>>567341985>>567342217>>567342374>>567342508Screenshot taken from someone else's ship. She ain't my service technician. Mine is a tanned white woman.
>>567342416Keep your fucking shitty jap cash grab out of my swedish slop.
>>567342557If she was fat it would almost be okBut they just have the one body model so making her just fat as fuck in the face looks terrible
Marfark morons, where are you at? The planet has 539 players on it. I thought you guys didn't care about the MO and were having a blast there?
>>567341496Add that video to the mod page
>>567341778have the swedes ever explained why everyone from super earth is black?
>>567342580>keep your peanut butter off of my candy bar
>>567342834The ones on the superstore and inventory are all pasty white
>>567341496Just as Super Earth intended.
>>567342834Its sweden projecting their white replacement fantasy
>>567341496>>567342540thats some serious multi-layer joke
>>567342834It's only those particular crew positions on super destroyers apparently. However that works.There's plenty of white SEAF, there's some white people in your crew besides those guys, there's white helldivers.
>>567341496I do "not" want to donate my samples to the DSS
>>567343083>it's actually real
I've played since release and never noticed this heckin epic referencefucking redditor swedes
>>567343524?
As soon as the dickcord mod figures out and implements transmog it'll finally prove... that trans mog
>>567343619it's a nod to spinal tap
>>567342416EDF really I'd the only collab that would make sense. They are different yet completely alike.
>>567343690what
>>567343645Mog what? Swedes? Aren't they the same thing?
>>567341496Sweet liberty, my dick!
>>567343645Personally, I can't wait for the stim pistol to switch which body type and voice you are on hit
>>567340770She has killed millions
>>567341297Shut up healslut and keep stimming my balls
>>567344164>>567343645
>>567343820Jesus brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMSV4OteqBE
>>567341496Holy based
>>567336779I clicked for cute brown tomboy boobs.How well does helldivers run on Linux?Any point in trying out helldivers?
>>567344557>How well does helldivers run on Linux?Oh you sweet summer child
>>567344726Thank you for your honesty.
What if I wanted a sweet winter child instead
>>567341496>the fucking helmet
>>567344557Well. Probably not for long because they're changing the AC to Easy Anti-Cheat and are likely too retarded to flip the Linux switch.
if there was a mod to make the servants of freedom helmets mewing it would unironically make me laugh
>>567345045See>>567341496
>>567344557A friend of mine is on linux and gets better frames than on windows. He does crash from time to time.
>>567345163https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/11859
>>567342834old sci fi meme that all races would homogenize in an overpopulated utopia scenariowhich isn't even consistent in hd2 since there's loads of white and black people around
Tenderizer is so much cooler than other ARs it's not even funnyBut it should still get another mag at this point desu
>>567341585flak is timed, proximity, and impact fuze with impact and time fuze on the bombletscluster is impact and timed fuze with impact only on the bomblets
>>567345629LibCarbsisters ain't going to like this statement
>>567345629it's true, it's my favorite AR by faranother mag wouldn't help though, i honestly recommend just taking siege ready for the extra + faster reload
>>567345629+5 to magazine capacity+2 magazine countpls
Is the medium oxygenator armor faster than the light armor with extra padding?
>>567342416>grape>minion buster>free bike>dexter autoshotgun backpack+support weapon combo>seaf chan inflatable decoy ship it
>>567341490>people genuinely do bitch about fucking everythingNote that a majority of people only started bitching now cause sloptubers have fully embraced shitting on the game cause it's profitable. They'd happily continue sucking off the swedes if the content being pumped out by sloptubers wasn't negative
>>567347649a few tenths of a meter per second faster but you also have medium armour stamina compared to light armour stamina.
>>567347985I can only imagine how shit the free bike would be to drive in swedeslop
>>567349231>no kickstand>falls over>can't flip backkek
>>567345629sell me on the tendierizer, i don't have polar patriots yet
>>567351041very high damage light penhas a toggleable 850/650 RPM adjust so it can burst down most mediums with a maghas good attachments, flexible at rangeits worst aspect is limited 35 round magazines but you can work around that with some trigger control
>>567351041A. Run siege readyB. turn on burst fire + higher RPMC. You now have pic related
Masters of Ceremony or Python Commandos?
Trying to get flag kills on the illuminate front has taught me two things. 1.) Harvesters are the fun police and 2.) Fleshmobs do not stop attacking ever. They have no cooldown and swing at you endlessly giving you no chance at a "dodge and counter" when they start flailing.
>>567351041Recoil is low I guess + high durable damge. Kinda questionable otherwise, high damage but lacks good breakpoints besides uhhhhh one shotting troopers to chest at short range
You still appear to be losing.
>>567351041tendie got fucked by the endless parade of liberator buffs. used to be out of the light pen AR's the tendie was the only one that could two-shot devastators heads
>>567351041It could 2 tap hive guards until they reverted to the changes done to it
>>567351041Best light pen option for bursting down large health pools, except for the trident at point blank.Low recoil and high durable damage. Will eat through your ammo if you use it inefficiently.
>>567345629Long time liberator avoider, went back to it recently and fell in love with it, the ergos, the snappy feel, the consistency, it's beautiful.Tendie just sucks camel dicks feel-wise. >full autoempty in a second and a gallingly slow reload>burst fire8 bursts before a gallingly slow reload>semiuse literally any DMR instead and you'll get far better damage, better range, faster reloads, at least double damage per mag, etcI like it more than the judy and libcon but that's a terribly low bar. If it's reload time was halved maybe it'd be ok.>it needs more magsall AR's do tho. I only take AR's if I'm bringing a supply pack. It's kind of insane to actually think about what a full supply of ammo can do, with any AR, but especially the tendie, like anon was saying, it's only enough for maybe 8 devs and 20 troopers before it's completely empty.
>>567352787Blatantly false
>>567353859it's 11.6667 bursts. Also you shouldn't need supply pack for any primary besides scorcher desu
>>567343645
Dili mogs both the Lib and the Tendie. You just need to get good
>>567354462Feels like shit. Faggot.
>>567354570>You just need to get good
Adjudicator needs a damage buff and it'd be perfect.
variable > tenderizer
>>567354609Won't fix the geriatric fire rate and shit sfx. Shooting dev heads isn't hard, this thing is just boring. It lowers testosterone. Amendment is Diligence with COCK and BALLS.
>>567354853>fire rateJust aim. The TTK is exactly the same on both the Amendment and Diligence >sfxThere's not a single weapon, stratagem or enemy in this game with decent sfx
>>567343645>>567354312Sex with rudolf and teio.
>>567355021You know theres is more enemies than one on the screen? Sometimes you just have bunch of troopers clumped together and you can mow them down quicker with amendment. MOre firepower is always good. And DIligence SFX is uniquely shit. A gun firing this slow needs to sound better to compensate.
>>567351820Sorry, I'm busy smashing my skull against Marfark. It'll be liberated eventually, I'm sure.
>>567354149up until september 17th 2024 devastator head at 125 HP, where it was then changed to 100 HP but at AV2.tenderizer released on may 9th 2024 at 60 damage, the liberator at that time also did 60 damage. polar patriots had a notoriously scuffed release with the warbond trailer depicting the purifer one-shotting scout strider pilots when just 10 days earlier there was a patch that buffed scout strider pilots resistance against explosives and the purifier was not buffed to compensate. similarly the tenderizer was also advertised as being a higher damage but lower capacity AR compared to the liberator, but had the same damage as the liberator and even released with an unusual in-dev skin.one month later june 13th 2024 the tenderizer was buffed from 60 damage to 95 damage, making it now able to two-shot the 125HP devastator heads while the still 60 damage liberator was not able to.It wasn't until the second round of the 60 day buff patches on october 15th 2024, where the devastaor head was changed to 110 HP and AV1, that the liberator was able to two shot them.for 4 months from june 13 2024 to october 15 2024 the tenderizer was the only light pen AR capable of two-shotting devastaor heads
>>567351820>>567355362Theres actually a very good change they will take it in time once the DSS finally moves where its supposed to go.
>The all ranged faction met their goal before the melee factionsBot chads are just build different I guess.
Is there a reason we never did another Menkent Line?
>>567355994It's because bots are the easiest faction to melee you fucking retard
>>567355391And it was worse than the Liberator before and after that specific window of time. The Liberator could have not been buffed a single time since then and it would still be better. Even when it was at its best, no one used it because the reload time was ass
>>567355994i don't believe pubbies came anywhere close, to these numbers. yea the fucking numbers where probably made up all along, since these fuckers cant even track melee kills properly.
>>567351391Python for the maxigun
>retards still paying attention to the eternal pajeet campaign
>>567356417>Bugchaser already making excusesLearn to take it on the chin.
>>567355994botchads cannot help but win
>bugchasers trying to pretend they dont care about the galactic war when it makes them look badEvery.Single.Time.
>pajeet still trying to gain izzat
SC lobby doko
Whenever I stop coming here and play something else it feels like I've been gone a month but it's 4-5 days why is that
>>567357519helldivers 2 is just such a high octane and dynamic game
>>567357519because your time away was so enjoyable. Time flies when your having fun. Maybe you should take the hint.
>>567357626anons post suggests the opposite thoughever
>>567357519I've been gone for two weeks and nothing changedA month before that
>using an AMR I found>spot a implier creeping on a teammate>shoot it in its soft underbelly>gives the fuck up, dies instantly, launches thirty feet into the air, floats back to earth like it weighs a feather, and vanishes into the aether as it touches ground
>>567358812impoopers are extra bugged right now, their corpses never despawn and gain incrementally more velocity as they spaz around uncontrollably.
>>567358812Theyre trying to code the "kill player with funny reddit clip ragdoll" to impliers and they fucked it up.
so when did arrowhead make the cannon turrets even more cancerous? why do they spin now?
>>567359179?
>>567359263I keep seeing the automaton tower cannons randomly spinning around, they didn't do that before
>>567359545They do that when you do some new POI. It just makes them go insane. It doesn't make them cancerous, but useless.
>>567356547There's no fucking way the 4k squid divers were ever going to hit even close to 1 mil let alone 2It's all a farce
>>567359545New map objective to infiltrate and disrupt automaton defenses by dropping in and uploading 40 Super Petabytes of Dolphin Porn into their defense network.
CGW application check?
>>567359179>>567359545Sounds like someone did the hacking side OBJ
>>567359667oh, it looks retarded I just assumed they were bugged
>>567359742They'll probably 41% themselves before they even get to reject my application for not having pronouns in my name
>>567359742I'm in and i won't even download this piece of shit mod. I'm just here to monitor the situation.>>567359959I literally just said "I love the game but i'm disappointed by the way the devs are handling it" and they immediately accepted my application lmao. Its not that deep.
>>567360192Out of curiosity, is the first letter of your discord name closer to A or Z?
>>567360192How has someone not already reverse engineered this crap
>am standing even slightly close to a single heavy unit>know, without fail, that one of my teammates is about to shoot an ultimatum or throw a giga grenade at me
>>567360513Don't get close to heavy units. You have to make an actual effort to get under BTs or Factory Striders. It's entirely your own fault and I'm fine trading your useless life for a kill
>>567360513>try to help my retard teammate>he keeps sticking to heavies so i end up killing himwelp
>>567360513Remember when the best way to kill a factory strider was to get under its belly and plap it with the ACwhy the fuck would anyone do that now just ulti it lmao
>>567360823I made this post after a factory strider was dropped literally on my head, and all my teammate had to do was wait for me to walk away from it, and he didn't.
>>567361070I do it if i don't have any giga grenade or ultimatum ammo left :)
>>567360513Had a pubbie ultimatard get 4 teamkills just earlier. These fuckers have zero situational awareness, I swear.
The swedes have to be fucking with the DSS. There's no reason for heavy ordinance distribution to be charging this slowly at >80% funded.
>>567361142>Missed the blinding bot flare marking the place where the bot drop is going to arrive>Missed the giant robot being carried in a giant ship that takes a full 5 seconds to get from the horizon it spawns in to your headYou have, at least, 30 seconds to get you ass away from the bot drop before everyone starts throwing shit at you without caring about retarded newfaggots like you
>>567361757>>Missed the blinding bot flare marking the place where the bot drop is going to arriveWe were on the cliff top extract with moments to go on the shuttle.>>Missed the giant robot being carried in a giant ship that takes a full 5 seconds to get from the horizon it spawns in to your headWhen it phases through the two giant stone columns and instantly drops the dog it's a bit hard to see.Honestly, your stubbornness in insisting this is a problem with me is just going to blow up in your face, literally, the second a teammate does it to you, and there is literally zero doubt in my mind it will happen.
>>567359680why make it so obvious though.... this jeet gm is really shit>>567361984>Honestly, your stubbornness in insisting this is a problem with mejust don't shoot crutchtimatum at teammates on purpose faggot, its not that hard
Mind you we'll see shit flinging like that for at least another month without new content. Grim.
lobby...
lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241097820277/76561198088743
>>5673631093/4
>>567363109fvll
>>567363267>split second hesitance to join cause i kinda wanted to just run some solo stuff>fullFUCK LOBBY DOKO
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
>>567363789whats the best way to use this? every time ive tried it i feel like im doing something wrong
>>567362602I'm saying they're firing it AT MEplease learn to read
>>567360513pubbies are not people
>>567364498>ching chong horse cock cape
>>567360513>mortar>bugs
>>567364560The horse cape is a marvel of graphic design.
Plasma grenade that can be thrown to deal high splash damage or cooked and concerned for anti tankPlasma drone that shoots purifier roundsPlasma mortar that is basically sentry epoch Where are they, arrowhead?
>>567364801The horse cape is the Marvel of graphic design morelikehaha.
>>567365006I just wanna enclave maxx for god sake >:)
>>567365006where's the goddamn VEHICLE BAY SHIP MODULESMECH STRATAGEM LAUNCHERREPAIR TOOL/DOGAPCFUCK
>>567366473>>567365006
>Babe your 7 mins are up time to die!I know I was being cocky but did they have to initiate the gang rape protocol all at once like that?
>>567363974Guided mode is bad except for gunships. You gotta internalize the wacky increasing velocity trajectory to bonk weakspots. It has zero drop at any range so if a heavy is idle in the distance you can prone from a long range away and snipe.
>>567367019>sit in front of a wall of devastators in the open for an extended period of time without even bothering to move around>surprised when he gets mowed down after everyone else backs offYou were 100% asking for this to happen.
>>567367019Most of it seems to be the hulk bruiser walking out of the foliage and locking on. They are one of the few automaton units that actually attempts to aim and is only hindered by the wide dispersion of its guns.
>>567367074the gun's guided mode feels bugged. sometimes gun ships need to be right on top of you before it intitates a lock on
>>567367019this is why you set hmg to max rpm, if you emptied your mag faster you would've survived despite earning that death
>>567367312I wanted to see how long I could have a Rambo moment on that hill>>567367994HMG was at max rpm but I wasted too many shots on the War Strider
>>567364560nothing wrong with horsecock
>>567367019I was on a D6 dive and kept getting ragdolled non stop because five fucking war striders were on my ass, we barely managed to load the platinum into the box only had ten seconds left
>>567370557because you see it as an object of futanari and bestial sex, they fry it and eat it
>>567360513>>567364498>Host and I holding the line on a bot drop in a choke point>All I hear is I'm sorry 1s before being engulfed in orbital napalm from a 3rd team mate that dropped the beacon BEHIND usguy died like 6 times that mission too
>Throw down supplies>Everyone ignores it despite having no stims and low on RR shotsActual fucking NPCs running on basic "Walk and shoot" code
>>567372891Death is the best resupply
>pubbies using 380 all day>barely half of the PO finished by the endI didn't even know their kills counted for everyone
wow sentries are fucking worthless on the bot front now
>>567374008Rocket sentries are good and always have been.
>>567374152not with gunship patrols one shotting my rocket sentry in a single rocket burst whole reason I brought it was it was my go to for dealing with gunship patrols
>>567374152Rocket sentry is fucking cringe tho full offense meant
>>567374152>always have beenrocket sentries were fucking worthless for like the first 10 months the game was out
>>567374264AC sentry is a little better at it
Placement of your sentries matters more than the type of sentry you're bringing.
>>567341496>https://streamable.com/yj6ty9holy fucking based
AC + rocket sentries have been the sweaty meta for the bot front since forever.What are these anons smoking?
>>567375823>Vegeta-Kneels-ezgif.com-webp-to-png-converter.pngwhat the fuck
>>567341496
>customizable mechsAAAAAHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE! SAVE ME NIGGERMAN FROM THE TRANNIES
>>567376570there is this super annoying bullshit where images from google search get saved as .webp which is unsupported by 4chan and I have to convert all of them to .png or .jpg and I just use ezgif because it just works.
>>567376570nta If I had the option to nuke sweden or delete webps forever im choosing the webps
>>567372891It makes me sad when someone ignores the equipment I throw, even though the player doesn't have 3 slots for weapons or backpack.
>>567360513there are multiple papers published in various medical journals which scientifically prove that having the Ultimatum equipped reduces your IQ by 30 points
>>567377095it breaks my heart that people would rather walk with NO SUPPORT WEAPON than pick up my EAT I just dropped for them....
>>567377095>>567377391Cute little tsundivers think theyre so tough and brave by not needing your helpSo they avoid your support drops because theyre so high and mighty
>>567376592It's too bad the emancipator autocannons outperform all the other options to such a degree that there is no practical reason to use them.What are you going to put on there instead? The dogshit flamethrower? The medium pen minigun? The even more dogshit patriot rocket launcher?
>>567377615Tsundere a shit, they deserve to be NTR'd by bugs.
>>567341496https://streamable.com/5yszze
>>567377657>The dogshit flamethrower?It's literally only bad because of the bug. It deals the exact same damage as the Cremator. The problem is it can't hit shit in a 16 meter window close to the Exo.
>>567336779Cute character
>>567377657EmancipatorGODS
>>567378038ANON I AM AT WORK
>fuckin lotta turrets>light oxy>gundog>FLAG>R>RUN
>>567377657>>567378406real talk, there isn't really a need for mech customization since emancipator just BTFO of the competition.Literally.I wish a leandiver would blow me tho...
>>567378692Why the FUCK did you click on it also the nipples and privates are covered you FUCK
>>567378038Am I the only one critical of ai for generating guns looking so deformed they look like something from bethesda games?
>>567379062AI's only purpose is making porneverything else is an afterthought
>>567374008Why? I usually take autocannon sentry as fortifications for dealing with bot drops and gatling because its call in is quick and it eats chaff
>>567378783If the minigun had like 2500-3000 bullets I would maybe consider taking one.If you don't want to nerf the emancipator, you need to buff some of the other options.Like holy shit someone help the patriot rockets. Make them fly faster, do more damage, double the ammo, fucking something. They've been irredeemable trash since exos were added.I need to get some real mileage out of my weapons if they going to be shit against chaff or heavies when I have a mech and both its arms are good against literally everything.
>>567379062I'm not really a gun autist so I don't really care so long as it vaguely looks like a gun.I *can* inpaint it but it's mostly used to remove text and fix fingers or add details.I'll consider it though just for you.
>>567340868Some bot weapons like those turbolaser turrets or the dorsal gun on a factory strider have enough demo force to destroy a jammer. You can exploit this by using a jetpack to jump up on the jammer and then baiting the turret/FS to shoot at you. Maybe one of those enemies took a shot at you and hit the jammer. If someone had completed the objective that makes all turrets go haywire, then it's possible that it randomly shot the jammer.
>>567374807its a good thing the bounce off where i want them to go
>>567379062There's a gun in the picture?
>It's another episode of me completing all of the objectives while the three stooges pubbies struggle on one base for twenty minutes
>>567379062Here you go anon, hope it's satisfying enough. https://files.catbox.moe/eux000.pngNow I'm going to make her have sex with a squid.
>>567376696If you use firefox, there is an addon for this.searcf for "Save webP as PNG or JPEG"
>>567376696When I crop a webp by a hair it auto saves as jpg for me
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241110409527/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>567378692
The giga shotgun on the Breakthrough should shoot explosive pellets so it can at least close bug hole and destroy fabricator, otherwise it's a good mech
>>5673812603/4
>>567381260full
>>567381485Considering the shield bash has 40 demo force, I think it should be able to destroy fabricators.
>>567381746it's negative forty bro
speaking of mechs why is the ammo economy on the Lumberer so abysmal? 500 fuel and 25 cannon rounds for a almost 10 minutes cooldown strat really?
>>567382386result of spreadsheet balancingthey didn't want to make it a straight upgrade to patriot
>>567382386you are not supposed to win you fucking chud
>>567382386it would be good if the flamethrower actually worked as advertised
LET ME SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE, DEMOCRACY OFFICER, LET ME SPEAKTHEY NEED TO HEAR THIS*INHALES*I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE TERMINIDSI'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE TERMINIDSI'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE AUTOMATONSI'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE ILLUMINATEI'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE FUCKING SQUIDSNOT A BIG FAN, NOT A BIG FAN OF THE APPROPRIATORSI'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE JEET BRIGADEI'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE CYBORGSNOT A BIG FAN OF THE SPORE BUGSNOT A BIG FAN OF THE PRED BUGSNOT A BIG FAN OF RUPTURE BUGSNOT A BIG FAN OF FIRE BOTSHUHFUCK THE HIVE LORDFUCK THE VOX ENGINEFUCK THE LEVIATHANFUCK THE BUGSFUCK THE BOTSFUCK THE SQUIDS
>>567381965It can destroy city walls which requires a demo force of 40.
>>567382641shizodivers
>>567382421>>567382447>>567382598Honestly the only mech that should exist in the current state is the Emancipator, other mechs just can't compete even the Breakthrough (which is only good for fighting bugs anyway, the Eman can be good on all fronts)
>>567336779I will now play your game
>>567382793>other mechs just can't compete even the Breakthrough (which is only good for fighting bugs anywaySeverest skill issue. It's incredible on Squids and completely functional against bots with smart placement.
Why is the tank only usable in /hdg/ lobbies?
>>567381260i was too late
>>567383242slow-thinking tranime poster
>>567382712schizo abe...
>>567382984https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/1012your welcome
Surely we're getting a patch tomorrow
What the fuck is going on?
>>567383205id wager its partially because most people who take a modicum of effort to want to play in somewhat "premade" lobbys are more willing to play together than random retards hitting quickmatch.
>>567382386it was in an earlier page in the warbond and was balanced accordingly
>>567383784hmm perhaps we shall let them win now
>>567341603Fucking whiners. We all could have had pet niggers to whip and beat of it weren't for them.
>>567367019it was a single hulk that hit you with its heavy MG arm twice. they can do that, it's not muh malicious coding activating
>>567383784Someone forgot to write a story for if we failed the mission before going on vacation.
>>567383784>>567384358The good old railroad
>>567384705its a cat
>>567384719NINAC
>>567383784just railroad my shit up
>>567381260https://files.catbox.moe/cbhqtu.mp4poep
>>567381260if it ain't dutchit ain't much
>"Oh, you besieged a planet because I didnt check the map again?"THE IZZAT MUST FLOW
So thats what that was.
>>567385046>level 30 invasionlmaoeven when Udit is forced to let us win for once, he WILL get his shot of izzat
and then joel turned on the seaf morale boost
>>567385396He didnt check the map again.
>>567385220Thinking about it, it may have been from getting the flag kills from the so.
>>567385604Maybe. But that would imply the SO did something immediate and useful.
sex with bots
I imagine the morons at Arrowhead had to form a whole ass company meeting just so they can give a primary weapon 5 more damage
///SWEDISH RAILROAD IN PROGRESS///
>>567386096Probably arguing with each other "whats more realistic"
railroaded loss, railroaded victorymake your choice anonymous
You jealous? ;)
>>567386287enjoy your trooncord
>>567385671Actually, looking at >>567355994 the bot part should have finished hours ago. Shame on me for thinking they could plan something like that.
>>567386287Why would anyone be jealous you will be surrounded by trannies?Next thing you know you will be banned for using wrong pronouns.
>>567386409>>567386498You guys really like thinking about trannies
>>567386498>Why would anyone be jealous you will be surrounded by trannies?A value pack of rot pockets.
>>567386669ughhh, ruined my lunch bro
>>567386287Not really, i'm in since before they closed the border
>trannies coming out of the woodwork to pledge their fealtylol
>>567387101I'm so sorry you're stuck in AH's funhouse, anon
Every time someone mentions CGW I get reminded that I unironically had a romantic relationship with 2 trannies in real life and both were miserable experiences.I wish I never even fell for the jew propaganda.
Bad news everyone, we're adding two new borg types. Hacker borg that causes strategems to act weird around it and a warp borg that always tries to kick you in the back of the head
lobby doko
>>567381260he says he's ok
>>567387297>warp borg that always tries to kick you in the back of the headWe already have that
>>567387501
>>567387515True but with the warp upgrade they will now disappear whenever you see them
>>567385671looks like the bugdiver will lose now
>>567387245...Sky?
>>567387751bugdivers were made for raping by botdivers anyway
>constant talk about trannies>constant talk about rapeWhat is this phenotype of people called?
>>567388731angry trans phenotype
Bug Bros not like this
>>567384784I don't understand the mind of Arrowhead employees. They fuck with the DSS sample count to rig a loss, then manually liberate a bunch of the planet to rig a win. Did it at least synch up with the SO bot completion?
>people still think we have any input in the galactic warIf we did, illuminate would've conquered super earth 5 times over because there are zero squiddivers, it is scripted
>>567344305Huffy healsluts are the best.
>>567390020WHY DOES NOBODY MAKE MEDIC ARMOR TEXTURES TO MAKE THE LATEX LOOK SKIN-TIGHT INSTEAD OF LOOSE AND WRINKLY LIKE IN THE GAME AAAAA
Medic mains, we need to rise up against AH's tyranny and force them to give us attractive medic armor with armor rating above 100 that is NOT the toilet bowl armor!#mediclivesmatter
Do you still flinch even when shooting fully prone?
>completely backpedal on the orbital napalm nerf>give it unlimited use again>nerf trannies can't even have a W in their own sekrit klubKEK, napalmGODs literally can not lose
>>567390847If they revert the RR nerf I will give trannies a chance again.
oh no no no SCbros???
>>567391023>They're fighting back
>>567391023>They're getting the servers offline so they can scrape all the cheating brownoids off their network and ban them
>"abdoslop has unrealistic body proportions, modders should stop being incels!"Who is the targer audience "here" then?
>>567391023I told you fags this day would come
>>567391023But why did they announce a possible issue involving real cash on Discord of all places?
>>567391023>we want kid to spend their holidays farming SC >player numbers will look good to sony>they wont go nocking on head office doors while everyone is on vacation
>checking steam for a new helldivers patch>it's available, but it's not at the usual patch time>download it anyway>launch the game>instantly on a low-poly version of the super destroyer>"do swiggers really? this must be a release candidate build">check acquisitions>new armours available, but they're nothing special>new warbond>legodivers>wat>lego katana in the warbond>"this isn't real">exit out of acquisitions>legodiver is next to the democracy officer>"WHAT THE FUCK? NO">check to see what hdg thinks>they're clueless>wake upThis experience was unholy :(
>>567376592>>567390847What's the point of custom server if you just want to retrace the swigger's footstep
>>567391023>get server offline>upload and implement Easy Anti Cheatthis 100% will happen, can't wait to see all the troons in CGW hang themselves
>>567391023what's the point of deleting hacked SC if exploit isn't fixed, people will just log in and print some more.
>>567391023c'mon guys, let admit it, we had an amazing run, but all good things must come to an end.I am glad the random anon shared his CT tables and I didn't need to run a single dodgy .exe or .dll in order to fuck swiggers in their nu-vaginas.I am ready to move on to better things in life even if I do get banned.Got all the achievements and 400 hours anyway and not looking forward to loading SEAF rockets for the 6 gorillionth time.
>>567391023We SC husslers are brown and therefore worshipped by the swedish devs. This is revenge for the humiliation that the CGW troons caused. Now their mod just wont work, for secruity reasons, heh.
>>567392067to set an example that if you cheat in SCs, you will be permanently banned.Fear is a great anti-cheat tool.
what if I already cheated in enough SC months ago to last me forever?
>>567392151>if I do get bannedThere are no bans in hd2 thanks to the whole fuck snoy account movement, It will probably change with EAC
>>567392308Well, we are about to find out!
>>567392308you are about to get VAC banned NIGGA
>>567392379>I FARMED THAT 6,000,000 SC LEGIT GOD DAMMIT
>>567392426Those supercredits were promised to me 3000 years ago!
>>567391023cheatbros.........not like this.....
>currently have 10k SC>half of it are from chinks and /hdg/ cheatersI mean I'm 100% innocent in all this, I can just tell Arrowhead half of my SC were forced onto me by cheaters and I have no control of the situation
>>567392308>last me forevergame will be end of service within the next 2 years anon, that is not a big flex
*nothing happens*I say this as someone who never cheated and would have a hearty kek if cheaters got whacked... it's just not going to happen.
>>567392667The fact that they are being ominous and vague in their discord post suggests that they will actually do something drastic and... real.
>>567391023EAC implementation maybe?
>>567391023If they implement EAC after the absolute shittiest PR streak and getting the most negative outlook from fans since the start of the game, they just can't stop catching Ls at this point.
>>567391023Well... guess I'll go see what rogue core is about then. Karl, I'm coming home.
>>567391023Guess it's time to spawn in an unuseably large amount of SC then...
>>567392834??? most normal players don't cheat and hate gameguard for a variety of reasons. Easy W more like
>>567391023the fact that AH has been dead-silent about CGW because they know they will the raped it with EAC implementation makes me suspect it is all going according to plan.
>>567392834>NOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU TRYING TO STOP ME FROM DESTROYING YOUR GAME WITH HACKING TOOLS???? I'M GOING TO HECKING DOWNVOTE YOUR GAME TO DEATH!I'd do the same thing if I were Arrowhead, can't have a bunch of cheating brown turdworlders running amok in my intellectual property
>>567392982So if they replace Gameguard they'll remove it from my system with the update, right?
>>567393089idk ask Piles
>>567391023Day of the rope soon
>>567392982>>567393004NTA but I'm more worry about them killing all the mods with EAC
Damn it's already Gucci hours
>>567393218you're retarded if you think EAC will have any impact on modding
>>567393319It literally does have an impact on modding on the games for which EAC works.
>>567393218Be real, what mods does this game even have>Cheat arrows>Cheat audio rebalance>Cheat fog remover>Cheat reshade filters>Cheat scopes and reticles>Tranime reskins>Furry reskins>Coombait reskinsIt's all cheats and garbage.
>>567393395I've modded EAC games before and you're just being hysterical for the sake of it
>>567393427>coombait reskins>garbageexcuse you?
>>567393427
>>567393512there are five coom mods that aren't absolute garbageif you're gonna pretend abdoslop is anything but abysmal, lmaoing @ you
>>567393427I like my retarded A-10 eagle replacement and some people are making some RE mods. Like the Hunk/Leon armor replacement
>>567393807freudian slip
>>567393617I keep hearing this abdo thing but I have no idea what it meansanyway I dont actually use any of them because there are no pregnant ones
Pubs have been fucking insufferable lately, everybody is kick happy for the most retarded fucking reasons. I'm never not hosting ever again.
>>567391023>they went over 10k SCit's over of them, there's no way to spend excess SC to bring it down to a normal amount
>>567393874>anyway I dont actually use any of them because there are no pregnant ones>he doesn't knowthere are two or three but they're all offshoots of abdoabdomera is the guy responsible for most of the bimbo ballooned up coomer mods
I thought it's a reference to models having really thin abdomens to make their asses as visually large as possible
>>567392982>>567393089C'mon, you guys should know better. They're too lazy to remove GameGuard, so instead they'll just install EAC beside it for double the protection.
>>567393874https://www.nexusmods.com/profile/abdomera/modsyour welcome
>>567390308I mean it's kinda sorta tight-fitting.Sure it ain't vacuum-tight, but it's decently tight.
>>567393874>there are no pregnant onesyou need more???
>>567394362Not quite my tempo
>>567394362>>567394540literally worse than trannies
>>567394568 worse than trannies?!?!?
>>567391023>~350k SC in my account from SC lobbies I hosted for pubs and anons>Super Audit announcedI'm Super fucked.
>>567394568WORSE THAN TRANNIES?????
>>567394218>>567393947thank you for spoonfeeding anons>there are two or threecouldn't find any preg stuff but it might just be the fact im in bongistan, the proportions are all fucked anyway, not really my thing but I appreciate the effort>>567394362WOOOAH MOMMAdoes that change the hitboxes or do missiles just phase through her folds?
>>567393427>wah wah
best off cranking it to hooves-art instead
>>567394694they won't actually go after previous offenders will they?.... will they?
>>567394778That's even worse.
>>567394362>>567394540>faceless>super obese>latexI know who commissioned these
>>567394792if you are afraid, you are already on the RAPE list
>>567394883pyrocynical's legacy will be generational
>>567394885I have spent actual money on SC (once(2 years ago)) so I must be safe
>>567394979>this isn't about the money
>>567394792No idea. I'd be disappointed if my account did get banned but it'd be understandable. I'm more worried about EAC breaking cheat menus that let me alter enemy spawns or swap biomes and missions. Second worse case scenario: I can't cheat in SC anymore and I'm back to buying them because I don't have anything like this game to play and Arrowhead/Sony knows it.
>>567395067>I don't have anything like this game to play and Arrowhead/Sony knows it.That's the thingif they do ban me I'd just buy it again on a new account, I'm *that* cucked
>>567391023
>>567381260https://store.steampowered.com/app/490920/Wolfpack/
Man if I get banned I'd just move on to something else. I'm already playing less and less of the game.
>>567395159The thought of buying the game again if I am banned had crossed my mind. I hope I wouldn't. I'd like to think I wouldn't but I'd rather not have to make that decision.
over status?
>>567393874https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/11932
>>567381260ggz frens, fat japanese huzz > all abgs
>>567396026it's so
Illuminate with these spawn numbers are so fucking garbage and unfun>Hurf durf here's a million flying faggots who spawn in dozens and instantly replace themselves on death
>>567396143china will grow larger
>>567396120>Thanks to the allowance from the Ministry of Ethics to the Ministry of Defense, expectant Helldivers are allowed to be deployed on any mission after a "fruitful" individual undergoes physical, mental, etc. testing, ensuring there is no harm in extremely harsh conditions. Deployed Pleasure Gals embody ultimate patriotism—bearing the next generation of liberty's defenders while purging xeno filth, while also being able to bring pleasures in the forms of "mutual acts".I want to apologize for making fun of abdoslop enjoyers.Those guys are angels compared to this crap.
>>567381260ggs frens. sorry for blowing you guys up with my bad tosses. for legal reasons I have to clarify that I'm not taking responsibility for your deaths, that's still on you (and a massive skill issue desu). I guess I'm more or less sorry that it happened... but again not my fault and you should actually apologize to me if we're being real.
FINE, i'm launching the game to kill bugs with the flag
>>567396403based hivemind bugdiver
>>567396120ok now this is epic
whoever is maintaining the list at >>567289308 you might as well add pregnant fuckers to the list by now
>>567396919pregnancy fetish is just being heterosexual, anon
>>567396919I'll wear my pregdiver badge with pride
If only there was a big strong melee-diver to protect me and keep me safe while I try and land these stim darts..
>>567396956>>567396973aren't you afraid that during sex the baby will just grab your dick when you fuck her in the vagina???
>>567397074>free handjobwinners keep winning
>nailbiter MO>nailbiter opportunityJoel is outdoing himself
>>567397058maybe after work I can be your heavy siege ready beefdiver with lib penetrator, ultimatum and RR with no brain in my head, just metaslaving.will you stim me while I unload an entire libpen magazine into a single devastator in a big open field?
>>567397074no dude my cock is tiny
>>567397112what did this nigga just say???
>35 round mag>One of the slowest full reloads in the game>850rpmWhat were they smoking?
>>567397161Hello, Ryan.
>>567397213>What were they smoking?They know that siege ready armor exists and is basically mandatory with it.There. Solved.
>>567397213people need to stop shilling this dog shit gun when the Liberator carbine exists
>>567397262I don't like that.
>>567397210he said "free handjob" but if he's already having penetrative vaginal sex with a woman that's like 2 steps up from a handjob so it doesn't really make sense
>>567397218no it is someone else but I still get hard from the thought of having a pocket medic
send me your reddit loadouts so i can judge them
>>567397313well, you are not supposed to win anyway, do you understand that chuddie?
Leveller or EATs?
>>567397389double freedomverdictfrag grenadebelt fed grenade launchercommandoeagle airstrikebastion tank
>>567397389oxygenated mediumLib carbUltiLeveller380mmAC mechJump pack
>>567397389most comfy build for D10 regular bots and regular bugs
>>567397389For ze bugsPP/Fortified armorSweeperSenatorMaxigunFragsStrafingAirstrikeOrb Gatling
>>567397457I only choose leveller on vox spam missions and when another teammate already has chosen EATs.Otherwise, EATs are much better value than leveller.
>>567397605the dickle seems kinda shitty to me these days but maybe im just retarded. Having heavy pen is nice but it doesn't do any damage
>>567397213>le put it into three burst mode it's like a Halo BR!I always see this cope answer and it still solves none of its problems, because the LibCarb + drum mag still beats it out massively for damage per reload at similar DPS levels with a negligible drop in ergo.
>>567397707Dickle works very good if you use it as an unlimited ammo lib carb alternative.If you manage to heat it up to heavy penetration during a prolonged fight is just a nice bonus, not something you actively go for.
>finally got in the CGW server>go through the trouble to install the mod>click play>barely anyone playing it>took literal 30 minutes to find a lobby with 9000 ping>uninstallThis shit is overrated as fuck, why is everyone here shilling it? Also the mech customization lose it's appeal after 10 minutes
>>567397875we tried to tell you anonthe only people creaming themselves over cgw are easily impressionable retards
>>567397389>Eruptor>Ultimatum>Thermite>Basic armor or Siege Ready>Some weak generalist support weapon like LC or Speargun>Gun dog>Gatling sentry>Orbital Napalm
>>567398163I never take the speargun myself but I'm always surprised by how good it is whenever i pick it up, can clear bases and nests so easy
>>567397213this gun used to have a 58% damage advantage over the liberatornow it has only a 16% damage advantage over the liberator>so just buff it the damagecan't. if the damage gets buffed any more it will start one-shotting devastator heads which then makes the diligence completely irrelevant
>>567397875That explains why no one bothers to host, was gonna try to run it. Thanks anon.
>>567398793What did you expect from democracy larping trannies ?
>>567398870Meant for >>567397875
>>567397875proper punishment for trannies that nerfed the RR
>come home from my wage cage>automaton bunker mission>level 70 nigger jumps into the gunner seat of my tank>wasted 5 cannon rounds shooting the bunker turrets while spamming the machine gun on chaff instead of focusing on the bunker itself>tank destroyed>rage quitI can't take it anymore man
>>567398524>which then makes the diligence completely irrelevantso? dmrs are unfun fag weapons
>>567399050>allows pubshits to join his game>gets mad when pubshits join his game >comes here to blog about his anger for pubshits
>>567398524The Diligence is already irrelevant.
>>567398357Shit-tier on bots tho
LOBBY?
>>567400258>retard comment
How would solve the rundivers problem?
>>567399050this nigga wastes his free time playing swede slop made for retards and developed by retards lmao
>>567400258and?a weapon doesn't need to be S tier on every front to be good
>>567401321I actually would genuinely nerf running somehow.
>>567401321just add disabler enemies that aren't just ragdolling you
>>567401427ragdolling is bad because its taking control away from youhow would a disabler enemy be any different?
>>5674013213% chance of your diver falling over and having a heart attack
fucking degenerates
>>567401492it'd set up a requirement for another diver to help youi.e a bug tranquilizing your ass
>>567401321shoot them in the back
>>567401321I solve them by kicking them the moment the rest of the group is fighting and they are off on their own shopping for POIs or beelining to so the zero-spawn mega nest or whatever >kicking is the solution Simple as
>>567401613>see solofag dipping out from the group >running straight toward mega nest on the side of map>thinks he is gonna have an easy time deleting the nest with no spawns >thinks hes going to rob the rest of us of our mega nest dopamine >let him run>wait til he's right at the edge of the nest >kickIt's one thing if we have all split up to do objectives. It's different if they dip out in the middle of a breach or if they want to go solo the mega. Fuckem
>>567401492ragdolling has many sources, is spammed, and unfair (often no way to react in a way to prevent it, no way to end it early, ragdoll force passing through walls negating the whole point of cover)disablers are commonly understood to announce their presence, produce sound, and have a single windup grab attack that is easily avoided if you aren't distracted or bogged down in enemies already
>We will perform backend maintenance on May 19 at 10am CEST until 12pm CEST, during which you will be temporarily unable to purchase or spend Super Credits in-game. You may also experience brief login interruptions and delays in reward payouts.>during which you will be temporarily unable to purchase or spend Super Credits in-game. lol uh oh
>retard abandoning the tank in the MIDDLE of combat to go open the nearby escape pod PoI>be me getting out of the driver seat and trying to get in the gunner seat only to get sniped by the factory strider nearby>gets reinforced on the other side of the map by a solonigger
Daily BastionChud humiliation ritual
lobby lobby lobbyhello where is the lobobyineedLOBBY I NEED A LOBBY HERE I NEED A LOBBY HERE I NEED A LOBBY HERE
nahhhh bro wants a lobby
That fat pig, baskinator, should be fired.
Did we win the war?
>>567396213Current Illuminate spawn rates are so fucking insane that it's making my Gun Dog+Sentries feel like they don't have the firepower to keep up. You kill hundreds and then they're instantly replaced.
yeyeyyeyeyehahehehhehahehhhhahahehehh imma finna binna linna binna boutta vomit on the floor blLBEHRHETHGH
nahhhh bro vomited on the floor
Using the OTF build on bugs made me remember how the little green guys slowly fuck you up when stabbing 5 of them in a row Also using the gallant with burst fire was fun on em
If you reinforce me across the map while I have teammates that are closer I will execute you
>>567403359next time try wearing medium acclimated (also works really well on spore bugs)
>maintenance which hasn't happened in forever >Since AH refuses to fucking elaborate on anything the community copes that it might mean something big is going to happen>Just turns out to be an updated anti-cheat that rapes SC cheaters>Swedes go back to their 2 month long vacation
Botniggers needed daddy Joel to bail them out of fucking up their own MO. You dumb fucks made the mistake of sitting on marfark for so long wasting half a day. Joel didn't trick you into doing that and yet you whined and cried, "iT wAs RiGgEd!". Absolutely pathetic.
>>567403476>*spams reinforce multiple times and his closest allies aren't reviving him for a whole ass minute and then some*>*gets mad when the lone wolf does it*
>>567404046Lone wolf that hasn't died unlike him when getting babysit by his teammates btw
Was the CE table already patched?I can get the credits to spawn but picking them up does nothing, not even for the first batch
>>567404554 (me)guys what the hell is go
>>567404046I never spam the reinforce button. I wait for my team to notice and reinforce. Unlike your unwarranted accusation, the problem lies in dying, and then a retard teammate immediately reinforces you, regardless of where they are... even if there are closer teammates to you.
Its a "I am reinforced in the middle of a fuck huge bug crowd" episode
>>567401564This player base is retarded don't fuck me over and force me to rely on them to save my ass
>>567404913so don't solofag LMAO
>chuddivers capture vernan wells and terrak without an MO objective>joel immediately launches an attack on terrak after its liberated>also attacks vernan wells at the same time because fuck you
>>567404913>Shitters always think that it's not them, it's everyone else
>>567404952Solofagging isn't the problem, there will be moments where you could be standing right next to a rando and they won't do shit to save you. It already happens when you need supply pack or emergency stim.
>>567404654spamming reinforce button during ion storm or when everyone is jammed, will never be not funny
>>567405075because hd2 has been turned into this absolute joke of a coop game where there isn't any reason to coopif there were more threats, the community would alter accordingly
>>567405057Uh yeah why else would I always be MVP?
>>567404979If Joel didn't orchestrate his bullshit the galaxy would be entirely liberated by now. The bugchads would have cleared their sector and then gone to carry the botshitters since they dont know to complete anything
>>567405174Mommy is so proud of her wittle champ. Did you win again, pookie ? Oh that's a good boy
>>567405280Thanks bro that means a lot coming from you.
>backend maintenance on the 19th cheatbros....
>>567405335Someone has to pamper the chuds so they don't become school shooters i guess
>Unusually high tempo mineral extraction mission>constant patrols, bot drops and even twin stratagem jammers>Everyone is fighting tooth and nail>except the one supply pack fag that hoarding>even when he has a full pack he doesn't share when asked>still takes supply drops>Eventually host gets fed up and smacks him in the back of the headI hate supply pakis
>>567405567>SC no longer found in game >SC store window is now a QR code for Joel's venmo Enjoy your game, diver !
>think maintenance is going to affect cheaters>Turns out it's going to screw over the CGW instead
>>567405452already got more than enough to last me years upon years>b-but what if they ban youthen I'll stop playing helldivers 2
>>567405567
here's your lobby diverMO was so rigged lmao. no fucking way an entire planet was liberated in 13 hours.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241139600092/76561198410446740
They just end up adding a new currency that they will give out exclusively for successful MOs but you need to at least have 50 succesful MOs to buy a single warbond with it
>>567405586>use my supply pack>get supplies>grab one of the 4 packs meant for me from the drop >gives me even more supplies AND replaces my used backpack oneYeah why would I not want free extra supplies ? Maybe AH should completely restock my inventory instead of half assed resupply for certain items per 1 supp pack....
Clearly nobody is having fun on these squid missions because every lobby I'm in is filled with people rage quitting over and over to the point a single mission will have had ten different players
>>567405993>nobody is having fun on an unfun faction How could this be ?
>>567405993I've noticed squids often have the most malicious players. Something about them breeds angst.Doesn't help most don't know how to handle a squid drop
>>567405993squids are still boring at best, the sauce they used to cook the automatons and bugs is clearly not there
>>567405993Because there's no fucking payoff to fighting because enemies keep respawning endlessly. I ask again to the Swedish-adjacent minds in this thread, why would I ever bother fighting instead of stealthfagging under circumstances where fighting has no end? No horde shooter I've ever played besides Helldivers 2 has ever done this.
>>567406278because clicking on heads and blasting huge hordes of enemies is fun in and of itself
>>567406265Isn't that because the entire faction was outsourced to a different studio?
>>567406330You need to have ying to your yang. Clicking heads is fun in moderation, not constantly. Hence why the downtime between hordes is necessary.
>>567406382yeah probably
>>567405861commissar kai is a thick woman???
>Emotes going through the fire mode selection on C4 and overriding the inputOh my fucking God is there nothing they can't break in this game?
>>567406595how does that ever come up?is this a controller issue where you only have 12 buttons so you need to double-map some actions?
>>567405993Appropriators are kinda fun but they suffer from having almost no enemy variety. 2 mechs, 2 watchers, 3 overseers and a Harvester. Not to mention a lot of these enemies look and behave pretty similar
I brought my supply pack for me. (You) could have brought supply packs for you too, but you didn't. I am not your supply bank pack mule. If you ask, I will give you supplies. I will not monitor the team's inventory at all times and run out and supply you. If you are next to me and I notice you are low, I will give you supplies. I will still take one pack from from any pod that I happen across, because if I didnt have my pack, I'd still be taking one anyway. My supplies are primarily for me to keep slinging out nades, bullets, etc., and your supply management is a you problem.
>>567406678It's a gamepad thing, yes. You hold the reload button and then use the d-pad to change the various modes. With left on the d-pad being the emote button, which is where the alt-firing modes exist.
>>567406540n-no...
Is anybody else having a problem where you just fucking explode for zero reason? Like a frag grenade just went off at your feet despite nothing being there?
>>567406897It's just Alexus's revenge. Nothing we can do about it
>>567406897I had it happen to me once on cyberstanno it wasn't muh 7 minutes malicious code it happened literally 20 seconds into the mission (and there was an outpost right next to the landing site so maybe something shot me idk)
>>567406278Ummmm well chuddie you see before the safehouse on the 4th map of Dark Carnival in L4D2, there's an infinite horde soooo it makes sense why you have an infinite amount of zombies and fleshmobs when you try to put in the slow-ass artillery shells in the colony tileset!
>>567407004your teammates, bro?
>>567401308Only 12 shots with low enough demo force to need two to pop a fab. You can kill a single hulk and spend a year reloading, or you can take the RR or any other legitimate AT support instead.
>>567406278Because it's more fun to fight and destroy the enemy and be victorious instead of playing this as a "turn the valve and push the computer button" running simulator? Maybe go play some puzzle games instead if you aren't interesting in shooting enemies in a shooter game. Try scrabble, it seems more your speed
>>567406897Usually some kind of desync problem. Like mines you can't see or enemy attacks not matching up with animations
>>567407147>Only 12 shots with low enough demo force to need two to pop a fab.what the fuck am i reading
>>567407147>Only 12 shots with low enough demo force to need two to pop a fab.actual fucking retard comment. you have no idea what demo force is, how it works, or how it interacts with fabricators
>>567406897yeah I started noticing it yesterday, I had assumed I was just getting gibbed by a random ac turret but it's been happening quite a lot
>>567407147This is the most retarded comment to date. This has to be bait
>>567405861yummy abdoslop
What are we upset about now
>>567407123I kicked them because they were solofagging/picked up a resupply without my consent/didn't gave me their support weapon/were using a crutch weapon I didn't like/used a crutch armor I didn't like/took more than two seconds to reinforce me
welp, time to cheat in SCs while the sun still shine boys
>>567407147>Only 12 shots with low enough demo force to need two to pop a fabIt's one shot through the vent, idiot. You don't stand there and throw nades at the outside of a fab to kill it either do you?>You can kill a single hulk and spend a year reloading, or you can take the RR or any other legitimate AT support insteadIt's one shot to the hulk eye, idiot. You don't laser cannon the hulk's feet to kill it either do you?
>>567407215You understand the current spawn rates are precisely why the Crutch Pack is rapidly rising in usage even beyond hardcore meta sluts, yeah? That single resupply every three minutes is not helping the team under the endless waves of enemies.
>>567407379probably the same stuff we were upset about last year this time, because swiggers don't fix anything
>>567407379another kernel-level anticheat update with no transparency whatsoever from the devs after promising more transparencyoh and don't expect any actual bugfixes lmao
>>567407147>when bugshitters play botsLMAO
>>567406772That's cool, I'll just only shoot the big bads that are after me. After all I brought AT-options only for myself.
>>567407567>throw nades at the outside of a fab to kill it either do you?Enter the humble dynamite
>>567407586Funny I've had no problems finishing D10 missions 100% lately..... must be a skill issue
>>567407459Understandable.
>>567407695That's cool I have my own ways of killing them too because I am not one-dimensional and do not need to rely on you
>>567396213>complains about the hoards in a hoard shooterthis thread never ceases to amaze
>>567407915Oh it's a horde shooter now, I thought this was a milsim grunt fantasy
>>567405567>chudsi'm begging you to read a fucking book and expand your vocabulary
>>567407379The two working days between easter and summer vacation, where used to implement EAC. Just to fuck with toons. Based imo.
>>567407802t. Siege Crutch armor wearer and/or stealthfag who doesn't need to shoot anything
>>567407909Obviously not when you got your crutch-pack.
>>567406772>drives below the speed limit to 'set the pace' behavior
Why would Joel launch counter invasions right before planned maintenance that will force many players offline
>>567408257to regain the lost izzat
>>567408257You can still play but you cant buy super credits
>>567408082>RR is the only way to kill heaviesNigga I can kill a BT with a fucking torcher. I can use an OPS , or strats, or gigas, or termites, or whatever else. I can even count on a COMPETENT, non brown teammate to kill it while I blast all the chaff away and then give him a supply pack when he needs it. You don't understand team cohesion. And you are brown
>>567408257>lv7 24h invasion on bugs>lv30 48h invasion on a planet with four citiesbro this is an actual nothingburger
>it's a chink with voice pack 3 episode
>>567408354what do the levels mean, sir?
>>567408150>takes more supplies to continously blast more enemies while old granny is out of ammo and needs to wait for a resupply call-inNice try, chud
>>567408413the attacks have more hp need to play more missions to deplete it
>>567408497Thank ye kindly
>>567408330Uh-huh.I bet you spend most of the game just running away from things.The only one not understanding team cohesion is you. That's why you have the crutch-pack. So you can be as far away as possible.
>>567407379I'm upset because it feels like for the past few days everything that could spitefully go wrong against me keeps happening.>Flinched right as I throw a grenade/fire an AT and it hits the ground in front of me, killing me>Sentries aiming at nothing taking my head off>Leviathans and Harvesters having constant perfect aim against me and killing me instantly>Enemies spawning out of thin air directly in front of me and killing me in a hail of gunfire>Hunters perfectly leaping at my skybound ragdolling body and killing me when I was unable to do anything>Malicious teammates who teamkill and kick for zero reason>Auto clambering constantly fucking me over but I can't use manual clambering because it's been broken for nearly two monthsThis is just the tip, and it's decimating any ounce of fun I had in this game.
>>567406772Nobody asked
>>567408641>Malicious teammates who teamkill and kick for zero reasonAtleast this one could be fully solved by hosting or joining lobbies here.Your fault.
>>567408641>Malicious teammates who teamkill and kick for zero reasonI've fixed this issue by simply avoiding chinks.
>>567408641>play pub games>win pub prizeswoww
>>567408798Chinks have been some of the nicest and most skilled players I've met thougheverbeit
>doing artillery with the team>moving shells while they fight>putting shells in, one of them walks over, stands around for 5 seconds looking at me, then guns me downI have no fucking idea why
>>567408604>digging deep for an argument that doesnt even makensenseYeah I guess I accept your concession
>>567408920Not convincing anyone chang.
>>567408881>>567408798>>567408735The teammate thing isn't avoidable even if you host. You'll still get teamkillers.
>>567408940You put the shells in the wrong order
>>567409000wasted tripsjust kick them>he's unable to draft psychological profiles of teammates based on their nicknames, movement and loadoutsngmi
>>567408696Lurk more>>567408920>chink throws 380>380 comes down at the speed and volume of orbital gattling >most skilled... at cheat engine, perhaps
>laughing emoteteam killing you>female voiceteam killing you>chinkteam killing you
>>567409059This.>napalm barrage?kick>ultimatum?kick>supply backpack?kick>light armor?kick
>>567405861back to 3/4
>>567409173>>light armor?they're permitted if they're lean and wear any of the ones I run coom mods for
>>567409171>female voice>team killing youAw come on, can't we just enjoy the sounds of women on fire?
>>567409173How are you still breathing with all that seething ?
>can't select boostergouge the eyes out of every swede
>>567409321>malding frenchieyup, definitely a runfag
I feel like warstrider seeds are still overtuned if you have the bad luck to roll one, it's still absolute madness to go on a d6 solo withou dedicating three quarters your loadout to AT just in case you roll a warstrider seed>just shoot the hips broeasier said than done when there's three of them shitting out grenades and screenshake lasersIt's amazing how annoying and unsatisfying these things are to fight and kill>lower the difficulty!but d6 is perfect for some comfy solo play if the game doesn't feel like forcing dozens of warstriders down my throathow about you just let me now what kind of enemy composition I'm dropping into before I chose my loadout? bring the right tool to the job? How, when the game refuses to tell me what the fucking job is before I get to chose my tools?
>>567409321>t. napalm barragin' ultimatumin' supply packin' light armor wearin' faggot
>>567409352Just think of it as the closest they can produce to D11, buddy
>>567409260fvll
>>567405861The SO gave a "morale" boost or some shit
>>567409456You are coping(coping)Coping and seething(coping and seething)You just can't accept what you're seeingYes, you're coping(coping)Coping and seething(coping and seething)The truth it is scaldingAnd now you are maldingAnd copingCoping so hard(coping, coping and seething)
who else paniccheatingSC right now?gonna go atleast to 50k just to be sure for the forseeable future
>>567409691Too bad they will just introduce new super duper credits for all transactions instead lol.
>>567409416RR>bu-RR
so did we finish the MO or not
>>567410120No one cares about what joel tells us to do
I want to play HD2 now but im waiting to die in this rougelike but sadly im doing too good to die even when I want to:c
Who cares
Friendly reminder that it's not only morally justifiable but encouraged to shoot supply pakis when they don't share.
>>567410120yea we won an epic 50 medals bro, but vengeful udit is taking vernen wells for his izzat
>>567409416>BRO BUT THERE ARE MULTIPLE!!!!111!onethis cope always. Ther are 4 of you. And you can even kill them with AP3 nowadays.
>>567402289Is it over Cheatbros???
Any sc lobbies before sc cheating dies forever?Please anons, I only have 2k
>45k in the bankI am ready.
>>567410628just cheat in while you still can bro
>>567404554>no repliesPlease anons
>>567401564Shrieker wasps with a paralytic toxin with an obnoxiously slow DoT component, that if you die to it spawns a bug breach on you?
>>567397389plasma punpisslelureminehover packlaser cannoncluster bombgas mines
There's going to be a change in how currency works in the game.There'll be SVPER credits that's paid for with real shekels, alongside the familiar slopcredits found in-game. There will be different mechanics for when you purchase a kikebond in the basedper store. Bought with SVPER credits = immediately unlocked without any medal requirements; while ones bought with slopcredits farmed will require medals to unlock as per usual.t. knower
>>567409416>>just shoot the hips broRight it's not as bad as it was you can whip out an AMR and three shot the joints when you get an oppurtunity.>>how about you just let me now what kind of enemy composition I'm dropping into before I chose my loadoutYou figure they would make this a DSS buff by now.Bots are still fun there's loadout flexibility. It's not like bugs where if you don't bring AT that can one shot your problems you're throwing
>>567397389You haven't been judging shit fuck you
>>567404554the updated CE table from anon where you have to manually inject SC cheating code still just works right now for me as I am cheating in SCs.Usual limits of 9 sc pickups per 60 seconds still applies.
Finarry Its mine
>>567411294enjoy your crack
>>567411294arguably the top 1 booster in the game as it is useful on every single front on every single loadout and will actually save your ass every time you use it.
>>567411343>>567411386Green piss filter ahoy!
>start leveling the tenderizer as part of my OCD-journey to get everything to 25>always hated it for its low ammo>come to love the sound>come to love the RoF>come to love looksOh no I've accidently grown attached..
>>567411225That's the one I am using, copied the code from the SC bypass txt and injected it into the table. The sc piles spawn in call ins but for some reason they just do not register being picked up
>>567411424ok now unequip the siege ready armor
>Libcarb with short mags and siege readyIs this the fastest reloading primary possible in the game? Honestly looks kinda silly with how fast it goes
>>567397389ScytheTalonStun grenadeLaser cannonJump packEagle strafing runOrbital barrageSome may call it the most reddit build ever to exist.
>>567411517Are you playing solo in a private lobby?The same issue happened to me when playing with friends.Try this - drop SCs only one at a time (instead of 9 at the same time) and keep walking somwhere so the SC is never spawned in the same place,and always pick up that single SC before spawning a new one.
>>567405861GGs
>>567411670yeah but you are wasting the 20% extra magazine bonus on 2 tiny magazines instead of 2 extra drum magazines
>>567411528Never used. Never will.
>terrek being invaded not even twelve hours after being capturedvery organic player-driven narrative
>>567411424>the soundthe low ammo warning noise is tarrible and I hate it.still luv me Tenderizer on bots.
>>567412004delicious medic ass primed for 200 armor rating brawnydiver rape
Need a Resident evil Legendary warbond with elite guard and Hunk armor. They would fit into the hd2 universe well enough, just change them from working for umbrella to Permacura
>>567411386That and the max ammo one are the only ones I useIf those 2 are taken I just the extract one because lets get the fuck outta here
>>567412417Sure, add BSAA too. Make the armor passive +1 stim, 50% acid resist, 50% gas resist and reduced bleeding damage
Literally nothing is better than vitality booster
reminder boosters are the only reason why we can't have loadout presetsarrowhead can't figure out to make the game not chimp out if there's a dupe
...Is what I would say if Stamina Enhancement didn't exist.
>>567412934stamina booster benefits solofags and rundivers... and you know how we feel about those people.
Make muscle enhancement, stamina enhancement, vitality booster, and hellpod space optimization permanent buffs to players
>>567412925Just exclude boosters from the preset?
>>567413106Nah only vitality. Just remove the rest.
>>567413106too much benefit for the player, you are supposed to lose you media illiterate chud!
If you're using any of the 5 meta boosters you need to lower the difficulty
>>567412846Doesn't that only help against little bug swipes and 1 bot laserI never trust that thing
>>567413182woah buddywhat's with the swedephobia
>>567413068They're bros that hit up outposts on the edge of the map nobody wants to go to?
>>567409416they are fine. just need to replace the grenades with rocket salvos like the ones Voxxes use to avoid ragdoll gallore
>joel had to rig meissa to winJesus christ how embarrassing for botfags.
>>567413068>stamina booster benefits solofags and rundiversSo does vitality booster??
>>567413334Wrong. They are shoot on sight.
>>567413223Is good for self immolation builds
>>567413223it helps a little against everything... will just kind of save your life ocasionally by letting you survive with a silver of health.
>>567397389>bugsNapalm strikegas minesMX bulletstormEATs>botsLevellerRocket sentryACEATsTrident, Pissile, gas grenades in all fronts
>>567413741Violent pit sex with vocaloids
nobody asked, coomtard
Another week of not fixing the game
>>567413741anime girls owe me my children (I will impregnate them)
>>567412417>>567412836>Stims replaced with herbs>MP5/TMP primary>Samurai Edge inspired Peacemaker variant>Terminids get pic related
>>567405861steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241139600092/76561198410446740noolobby bc game crashed
>>567413898They're fixing sc exploits though
>>567413549Like what? Cremator and DE Sickle self burns?>>567413656Is this why after being flung and ragdolled I can save myself with 2% hp left?
I'm Indian :)
>>567414930We know, Gucci.
>>567414930heya hoya heya hoya
>>567414930Apache warbond whenNeed me tomahawks and bow n arrow
>>567414814it just reduces damage taken by like 10%. So yeah if you run it and survive with 2% of health it's thanks to it
>>567414814>DE Sickleyes, basically you don't take damage unless dickle overheats above 99%
>>567415054Loincloths!
>>567414575it's gonna be illuminate controlled terminids plus the fleshmobs and zombies and an elite fleshmob variant
>>567413106or just make the others not shit so there's an actual choice to make.>Flexible Reinforcement Budget and Increased Reinforcement Budgetare rolled into a single booster. Instead of giving +1 reinforcement per player and reducing the recharge rate of additional reinforcements, reinforcement replenishment occurs continuously instead of only when you have 0 left and can replenish up to the initial starting 20 reinforcements instead of just 1>UAV Recon Boosternow also shows loose ammo tins, stim, and grenade boxes on the map, POIs show up on the compass from further away, and automatically highlights enemies within 20 meters with a red outline that is visible through fog, sand, snow, dust, smoke and any other vision obscuring element.>Muscle Enchancement and Motivational Shocksare folded into a single booster and now in addition to its normal effects also makes all helldivers move 20% faster>Expert Extraction Pilotnow instantly summons the pelican upon completion of the primary objective. It arrives without a countdown and maintains hover over the extraction point until the helldivers arrive, providing overwatch fire with its autocannon.>Localization Confusionnow increases the time between not just enemy reinforcement calls but also between patrol spawns. It also makes reinforcement calls longer to actually arrive and moves them out of position away from the call in site..>Sample Extractor and Sample Scannerare combined. Sample Extractor now gives rare and super rares based on enemy class, with medium enemies like brood/alpha commanders providing commons, light heavies like hulks and chargers rares, and super-heavies like bile titans, factory striders and vox engines giving super-rares. The chance to dupe samples is also increased to 33% at least. There is no cap to how many can be duped or spawned. Samples also show up on the minimap within radar range are are physically highlighted with an outline when within 15 meters of them
>>567415797Yeah no we can't do that, next booster will be gas hellpods so your shit makes a gas cloud that damages you and your sentries when they drop
>>567415797these sound way too useful, so it is never happening.
What's up my fellow White Aryans, any SC lobby before swiggers shut it down forever?
Boosters are just gay. Not necessary. I was never excited by a booster. I'd just remove most of them and buff default HP to vitality booster levels. Make hellpod gimmicks into ship ugrades.
>>567416040cheat your own SCs pajeet
>>567416040they already castrated the amount of sc you can get in a single minute
Builds for this feel
kill yourself
>>567416505200 armor rating armorlib penetrator with drum magsultimatumRR
>>567416040I'm like 99% certain this image is actually from some negro trying to get internet help on why his fingy is decomposingpost hand holding welfare check or it's fake and gay
>>567416686>dark knuckles>green finger nailThis nigga needs water and vitamins stat!
>>567416686oh it ishttps://www.reddit.com/r/Blackskincare/comments/1dycq5y/whats_up_with_my_hand/so you >>567416040 are only spiritually a nigger
We have confirmation from someone who spoke with pileofshit in the past few hours in Shanghai that the APC is never ever coming to the game.
>>567416040
>>567417223Bugsketball...
You WILL be nice to me.
>>567417269very funny.*reports you to truth enforcer inspector*
>>567417506jawohl mein fuhrer
>>567417506yes boss, sorry boss, love you boss.
If EAC gets put in, SC cheats wouldn't actually die, right? You see cheaters in EAC games all the time so my guess is the worst case besides AH actually banning people would be current SC cheat methods dying and all the new methods being gatekept in discords
>>567417506kill yourself retard
>>567417660Mantids are so cool
>>567417506
>>567417547>>567417658Go forth and kill fatdivers my minions
>>567417660does not look female enough0/10 would not fuck
>>567414575>Set up D10 game>Keep playing mission until timer hits 0 and evac vehicle counter starts>put this on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=664T5ScFabkyfw
>>567417748I love them so much too. Little ayy lmaos you can hold on your hand
>>567417660Will we get better performance at least?
>crash after cheating in 10k credits>get that error reporting to playstation window>instinctively press "Send Report" and "Attach screenshot" is checked as well>realise what I have doneholy shit guys, I guess I will be the first one on the chopping block
>>567417716>>567417795*kills you with my mind powers*
>>567417842Hunk is dead anon. He was no match for Leon.
>>567417856Do they stress in captivity? Almost every video I see of people who have them as pets they are in hyper aggressive mode, yet the ones in my garden will willingly climb onto my hand if I put it in front of them.
>>567418002lmaooooo you fucking retard, you're beyond fucked
>>567418076MY EXTRACTION POINT
>>567418002are you the guy who mentioned being able to navigate the mod menu in your cgw application?
>>567418002
>>567418076To be fair, Hunk would have been in his 70s
>>567418435For all we know he coulda been on something that kept him able to work in the field despite his age
>>567418002this never happened
I stopped playing this game in january, is the game patched yet? Are the game breaking bugs gone?
>>567417660It depends, not every implementation of EAC is the same.
>Finally get into the CGW groomcord>AH starts fucking wtih the backend again
>>567418613you will just have to believe me
>>567418002this happened 200%
>>567418103Nah, I used to keep them as pets and they would always be super chill unless they were about to do something where they want maximum alone time like before doing a molt(shedding their skin). If you want my more biased opinion I also think it depends on the personality of the bug. I did have this one giant mean ass one that would pinch my finger if I tried picking her up, but I don't think it was stress because she lived the longest of my terminids.
>>567418002>He thinks they read the reportsYou'll be fine, lad
>>567419220>>567418002it's okay, your screenshot will be revied by a third party company in india that is doing the bare minimum to keep sony believing they're actually doing their jobs, have faith in the failings of capitalism
>>567419220Big if true, hope I can become this retarded. Keep us posted.
>>567418685Could be a problem then, if it's being implemented by Nixxes because those guys seem to actually do work.
Why are swedes chronic liars?
Total cheating brownoids genocide tomorrow, can't wait
>>567419991they didn't change anything with the gun itself, they changed fire, u see :^)
You ever look up to the sky and wonder if there are any lobbies out there? Well wonder no more!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241155303391/76561198040375859
are guard dogs giving bugged kill counts?just got 600+ in a d8 while everyone else had around 200
>>567420463yesarc and gun dog inflate kills for up to x3 per unitmostly happens to light stuff like hunters and troopers
>>567420446I wish there were some mods that would make the skybox a lot more clearer, espeically on moonkino planets.Now all we get is 24/7 fogdivers
>>567420446FVLL
What are the chances that tomorrow's update is a literal nothingburger just for them to put a checkmark on their "QOL improvements" checkbox for their stupid roadmap?
>>567418002You're in luck because the swedes are on holiday the only people in the office are Joel and Udit
give it to me straight, how fucked are we?
>>567420778It being literally nothing would be ideal so I could continue to spawn in sc
>>567421193>how fucked are we?
>>567421193it's so over
>>567421193brownoids fucked beyong therapy help.whites unaffected.
>>567421193mama would be sad
>>567421193I don't expect any bans desu. Swede niggers are too incompetent to detect any real discrepancies from legitimate accounts because in their infinite wisdom, they don't really track anything server side beyond authorization and account data. SC hacking might be gone for a while, but these things always have a way of returning unless arrowhead completely reworks how SC spawns are verified server side. Which requires arrowhead to not be maliciously incompetent for once.
>>567420587there are mods for removing the anti-soul gas, you know
>>567421193we? I never cheated
>>567421193They are so tracking all the counterfeit SCs and sending feral packs of somalis to their home addresses.
what this groomcord I keep hearing about?
>>567421663just saying, no offense intended or nothin, I would totally rape rika
>>567421643no I believe the actual fog that is close to you is a part of the gameplay and to make the game a bit harderI just wish that skyboxes weren't just gray fucking backgrounds
>>567421663that's what you deserve for not helping your best friend with her homework you BITCH
>>567421732It's a discord for this new frankenmod called "Custom galactic war"
>>567421193Pack your bags, you are going on a VACation.
>>567420518gayI rely on the gun dog a lot when I run solo silo but I guess I'll just use mg sentry instead
>>567420518do these "additional" kills show up on the end stats screen?
>>567418002how long did it take you to do 10k, it takes forever with the pickup limit/not using the auto-sc thing. any tips?
>>567422092here's a rule of thumb list of shit that dupes kills>gun dog>zap dog>portable hellbomb>UXO hellbombs>objective hellbomb>rocket strider rocket explosion>seeker grenades (supposedly fixed?)>deescalator (pretty sure it's fixed as well)>SAM sites (they've been pretty docile last few patches though)solo silo duped kills at one point but I'm pretty sure it doesn't anymore>>567422227yes? why wouldn't they?they will also display on the combo skull as they happen which may cause it to bug out and retain the initial yellow coloring instead of gradually switching gradients into reds
>>567421193They're taking the hyperinflation road to kill cheat farmersEvery SC spawn will now give 100, and every warbond cost 10.000I hope you have more than 150K stocked up!
>>567422408I'm gonna kill mog everyone now
>>567422334I play it safe and get 90 sc per 60 seconds on average, using afk AHK script.Sometimes it still bugs out and I only get like 30-50 per 60 seconds.So all things considered, it is like 1000 SC every 15 minutes.
>>567422463NOOOOOO, you were meant to STOP the doomp, not join it! You were the ever net positive one!
I got drip drip drip drip drippy drop
>>567422537ok cool, i'm at about that rate then. just wanted to make sure i wasn't missing something, so thanks for confirming
>>567422910>*mogs you*nothing personnel, kid.
>>567422995yellow is clashing
>>567422995>ye olde chud helmet>pointless armor passiveoof...
>>567423216>pointless armor passiveas if medium oxygenator isn't??
>>567422910>>567422995kneel before me, plebeians
>>567423480I like to slideit's cool
gulp
They laced my shit helldiver
>>567422910>>567422995>>567423482https://youtu.be/3eICovmVyAU
>>567423704AIEEEEEEEEEEEE WE'RE GONNA GET BANNED
>>567422995>>567423482>>567422910try harder next time guys...
>>567423482Best armor Pelican could hook me without landing if it wasn't for you handleless rubes
>>567422910looks like shit shit shit shit shitty shit
>>567423480>>567423216The light gunner helmet is a PASGT not a StahlhelmSecondly oxygenator boosts slide speed, light gunner wins on stamina at least
>>567423962>>567423980coommind...
>>567423962>>567423980I don't want to see giant boobies get minced into pulp
>>567422910>>567422995>>567423482>>567423962>>567423980*casually mog you all*
>>567423962MOMMYAWOOGAAWOOGANANANAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAYOOOING*Milk truck crashes into donut shopHUMMINAHUMMINA
>>567424325
>>567424123die young, one day you'll grow up to get hard during the lara croft death montage video...
>>567422910bluedivers
>>567424325SWEET LIBERTY MY DICK
>>567424325ur a big guy
I hate this general and everyone in it
>>567424123just don't die then?
>>567424821I can't apply that to my teammates
>>567424325Not so fast buckeroo!
>>567424123you only see that if you die.lower the difficulty.
>>567425016is that a duckling
>>567425016>americadivers
>>567425016people think this helldiver is fat but their suit is just full of stinky braps
>>567425016>>567424325
>>567425064does it quack?does it quack like a duck when we fuck?
>>567425340another set of questions please
Turdworlders cheating in SC are going to get their just deserts. There was a reason for sony wanting playstation accounts to cut out all the turdworld countries. But, quirk chungus redditors couldn't let the heckin' wholesome brownoids be left out.
>we take terrek>joel instantly invades terrek so we have to do it againCAN HE GO ONE WEEK WITHOUT BEING BROWN
>>567425723the izzat must be regainedsince we cheated in too many SCs
>>567425723>>joel instantly invades terrek so we have to do it againnigger it's a lv7 invasion that lasts 24hit'll get cleared in 7h
>>567425048but it's my team that dies
I need a submissive leandiver supplyslut for my big brawny cock
>>567422910*blocks your path*
>>567425723We better take Cirrus next and cut off heeth and Azterra but I'm expecting he's going to be a massive nog and invade fort union or sulfura
>>567425723>The enemy can counter attack?!?!?!?! RIGGED! RIGGED! JOEL! RIGGED! IZZAT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!Look how silly you are.
>>567425979
>>567425979boring, 0/10
>>567425979>no tits, no giant ass, so needle-thin hourglass waistwho let unc cook?
>>567426054I think we've had 10 counterattacks the last month alone in the bugs only
>>567426346he didn't have sex with his wife for the last 10 years (she always conveniently has a headache)...just spare the poor gramps from actually making him horny
>>567425979king
>>567426346sorry that my brain hasn't been completly cooked by porn, coomer
Someone bake a new thread before I flood this thread with My Little Pony porn
>>567426754you are threatening us with a good time retard
>>567426754do it you fucking coward
>>567426754stop horsin around
>>567426754don't blueball me please please PLEASEAlthough fair warning, I once posted an image of patrick bateman with a white MLP pony because I thought it looked funny and got banned from /vg/ for an entire month
>>567426754Furries and gooners are no longer shunned. They should be, but it isn't the case anymore.
>>567427135Thanks chomie :3
>>567427135
>>567427135crossover warbond fucking WHEN??
>>567427135wtf why am I hard right now
I tabbed out and didn't see it...
>>567427135>pinkie piegood choice horsefucker
>>567422910>UpdateOnly thiccdivers
>>567427478Same.
>>567427135anon actually delivered holy shit>still no new thread
someone with a pass bake, I aint waiting 5 minutes
>>567427692sybau>>567427732>>567427732>>567427732
>>567377657One emancipator AC and one breakthrough flak gun would solve mechs
>>567422910 >>567422995 >>567423482 >>567423962 >>567423980everyone looks great in their armor today! except you two, you know who you are.
How fucking tasteless hdg has truly fallen
