NOTHING AT ALL Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>567018572
Shaddy...
thread theme>https://youtu.be/1Xfdjqa5dfY?si=aZcEx6RXxKbGS0LO19 days left babes
Soooooo BG3, talk about it.
>>567341213A coward that cares more about getting a dragon than sacrificing herself to save her race>>567341517Lae'Zel would ditch you (canonically) until the writers bent over to pander to waifufags
Inwe is such a nice name.
The same frog posting retard, who made the thread 15 posts early and vandalized the OP, also spammed images exactly 60 seconds apart to hit the bump limit. If he had any loved ones in his life they would have 5150'd him long ago.>>567340481>>567341408
sorry sweaty no matter how often you repeat it this OP adheres to the pastebin unlike the previous one>>567341213flying frog!
>>567342553let him cook
Ok, I liked that shot of my guy
>>567340137????????
Shadowbaby.
>>567343045the most beloved character in all of bg3
>>567343260I agree
>>567343045
>>567343337The most romanced character and the most deployed party member. A match made in heaven.
Vile.
Question of the night: Did larian studios deserve all these awards for bg3's writing
Gorion's Ward once said:I am excited for DivinityIdle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons tm game.Minthara is canonically 150 years old, pansexual and neutral evilI collect barrels and throw them at every boss including MintharaMinthara did not watch Viconia leave in her childhoodMinthara is the throat goatI respect all women but MintharaIf you romance Minthara you are a horrible personIf you romance Astarion you are a great personI ascended AstarionI romanced ascended AstarionI enjoy all the male companionsI play with LOTS of mods onI love editing the character's appearances with modsI fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved itShadowheart is right not to use her birthnameShadowheart is not chaotic evilShar is neutral evilGale was groomed by MystraI play sorcererI camp castYou cannot find Mayrina's brothers' corpsesKarlach is okay for using soul coinsWyll is a real characterI sympathized with KethericI play male TavI love using summonsI love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarves
>>567344337Go on, my frogfu. Correct that smug brat
>>567342553>toadcel spams images until he can make a new thread because he dislikes the OPwhat autism and having no real hobbies can do for a mf
>>567344738yup yup nothing but truth nukes
>>567344738>You cannot find Mayrina's brothers' corpsesQRD?
>>567343857That came from my game aha, I still question why they made her so ugly
>>567345094some obese virgin kept asserting that there's a way to make mayrina's brothers survive ethel's encounter despite their dead bodies being found no matter what dialogue option you choose once you reach her lair
>>567344957>forgetting the previously vandalized OP was also an early bakehow interesting!
>>567345449weight status?
>>567345352That's dumb. I was curious because I had a queer experience in my game and thought it could be related. Basically what happened was that I saved her brothers and they ran off to find her. Outside the Teahouse I got the overhead dialogue that indicated I found their corpses. Then I did some invisibility kidnapping shenanigans with Mayrina to make sure Ethel doesn't kidnap her, and later when I passed by the location I thought I saw their corpses, there was nothing there. I looked around the area but couldn't find them at all.So I thought this might have been related to that.
Next time: cleaning the ruins of the duergars
And so, thou art alone.
Why won't you make DLC for BG3? It's one of the most successful games of all time
>>567347728I don't work for larian or wotc and I don't know how to code, play an instrument, act, write or draw
>>567347728wotc restrictions
>>567344957But enough about a parasite that woke up roughly 15 hours ago (>>567275252) and decided to flood the thread with low-quality shitposts and non-character nothing-posts for the next 14 hours (>>567345751). Enough about a parasite that spams its shit pasta in every thread, a habit that formed because it got mindbroken by the namefag (https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553545974/#553732537). Enough about a parasite that is profoundly stupid and struggles to understand basic characterization - going so far as to describe Jaheira as a "semi-hopeless" character - yet finds no shortage of morons to enable it. You know what, I think I'll take cute pictures of Lae'zel over that garbage.
silly post
>>567343260the most killed-on-the-nautiloid character in all of bg3 lol
>>567350464nobody does that schizo
>>567350272mucho fucking texto, but here's Lays'zel!
>>567350464That's not Lae'Zel
>>567350609>>567350636this nigga don't play the game, y'all
>>567350630It's a bad habit of mine. I do recognize the power of shorter posts. Sometimes only two words are needed.
the person who removed information from the previous op because he's mindbroken over a certain character also made that thread early, then hypocritically complained about the frogger making this thread early. which the frogger only did so that he could make it before the saboteur. why is it a constant stream of lies from these shitposters? why do we have these mentally ill shitposters doing stuff like this? why can't you people just be normal
quit crying about a video game general oh my god
arcane trickster is so cool
>>567351593worse bard
>>567351085np homie! here's another frog
>>567351951worse post
>>567352093>>567351085>shitposters flirting with each other be like:
>>567352306>pictured: Lae'zel and Shadowheart
>>567352228These are all prettier than the bangs and braids that make her look like the chud meme
>>567352228she looks really nice here, as anon said.
>>567352306the jeet cannot comprehend "manners' lol
>>567352228rip shart's tattoos
>>567352772what's that? I can't hear you over all your puny rutting, speak up bro
>>567352532Why the hell did they give her such ugly bangs?
>>567350272divinity astarion barrelmancing manthara
>>567353454they look very happy!
>>567353454funny post
Yup it's been about 2 years. I think it's time to replay BG3 for the 5th time making the exact same character and making the exact same decisions
Shadowkitty. that's it that's the post
>>567354079Best post itt
wish they would let you have sex with Shadowheart more than once
Sad sex with Inwe.
>>567355028I hate sex scenes in non-porn content, they are always half-assed.
>>567356297buff'zel
>new game>at myconid colony>save baelen against my better judgement>go back to derryth>yep still the same bitchy old cunt>decide to townkill her with bigfrog (got the AMP helm. she is beeeeg)>fight starts>derryth at half health>BOOM FULL HEAL AND OUT OF COMBAT because fuck game mechanics
>>567339965You can’t rely on things that can fail in the gameChain is guaranteed
all my homies hate derryth
Name a single thing Baelen did wrong
>>567319949A lot of locations for vanilla magic items have had their magic items removed and replaced with nothing in AMP. I get that the 4 items from escaping the Nautiloid are a boost over vanilla, but with random items being as they are, it would've been nice if there were more magic items to find overall compared to vanilla and not less.The above was typed hours ago and after playing with AMP some more, honestly it's just pissing me off. It's so close to *something* but the slow trickle of equipment items, which the vast majority of barely do anything meaningful, means that the randomness doesn't actually introduce chaos and surprises to a new playthrough, I'm effectively just playing vanilla again except with no magic items.
>>567356520>>567357190>adventures of beeg frog
>>567355028her selunite scene is boring af
>>567355028locked behind the halsin origin
>>567358027I love beegfrog, and it's why I keep AMP enabled.
>>567357190>>567356520oh so its the toadcels seething about her all the time? makes sense
she is very wise for her age
>>567358769>"hurr durr saar saar is it the benchod toadful!!" *eats pile of cow shit to cure cancer*
>>567358393>picAre any of you even still playing the real game
>>567359041yep its all clear to me now
>>567359879This particular guy seems to have come out of nowhere very recently. He must have bought the game recently then got tired of posting on /v/.
>>567359596I sure hope so, retard. otherwise, who just kicked three dwarves into the water if not beeg frog?
>>567360125>poorfag visualsno wonder you keep pissing yourself lmao
>>567360024>I am the psychic armchair of the reddit and YOU are the just buy game and make fun of my gort, rrrright?
>>567360125The Commodore 64 truly has breathtaking visuals
>engaging with shitposters
>>567360241yep you need a $1000 GPU to play a turn-based game. lol them turns gonna get away from you
>>567360401must suck to be playing the game on a 200 dollar machine its ok lil bro keep pissing yourself LMAO
>>567360024he was here before but he got banned, I don't know why he came back
autistic retards sure do ruin everything
>>567360125>>567361129yeah your graphics are complete ass lol
You guys should stop being so negative about everything. You sit in here yapping at each other constantly. You two have been going at it for days now. One guy is even making early threads with vandalized resource links and FAQ just to make things worse and less helpful on purpose for no reason other than his own shitty personality.How about everyone is nice for a change?
>>567361521anon we are nothing but nice however lae'zel is constantly under attack
>>567361521I'm nice to people who are nice. I'm rude to people who are rude. I'm not going to show kindness to a troll, or an unrepentant asshole.
>>567361129Tremendous frog
Anyone remember Guts-anonI wonder if he’s played the game lately
Uncs missing 4channers lmao
i miss the astarionsisters
If I turn Shadowheart to gold, will she stay in camp indefinitely? I don't plan on taking her with me to the Shadowfell.
Any good builds/mods for an Ice Queen vibe?
>>567363868A-anyone?
Every time I come to this thread it's like visiting retard city.
>>567368808as the mayor you should be visiting more often
>>567368808trve
>>567365756There are two ways to freeze enemies. One is to apply Chilled and then Wet, freezing the target until the start of their turn. Because the order is awkward - you generally want to apply Wet first - and because the Frozen condition is so short, this is overall inferior to the second method, which is to stack Encrusted with Frost. Winter's Clutches, Coldbrim Hat, and eventually Markoheshkir are therefore going to be key items. For your class, Draconic Sorcerer is a natural and thematic fit. The white ancestry grants you Armor of Agathys, which can be a nice little bonus early on. You want a Cleric 1 dip of your choice - ideally as early as level 2 - to unlock Create Water, which you will use to double your cold damage. At least, assuming you don't want to rely on Shadowheart to apply Wet. A quickened Create Water followed by Ice Storm should open most fights. Grab Mourning Frost for an early damage boost and the Necklace of Elemental Augmentation to empower your Ray of Frost, which remains useful throughout the game. You can play around increasing your spell save DC and casting Sleet Storm if you're aiming for style, although you will probably find freezing and crushing your enemies to be effective enough. I think that's broadly it. Pick a beautiful race and have fun.
>>567371740>halfling frost magemake it happen bgg
>>567368130In my experience with having her dead reviving her after the shadowfell, she'll stay in camp until you go to act 3 and then just disappear.
>>567376025Aww, so it's unlikely to work permanently. Well, I may as well do it anyway. Maybe the petrification will cause a funny break and golden Shadowheart will appear to silently judge me after I exit the Shadowfell. Thanks for the help anon.
>she froze in this very unflattering positionI was hoping she would be more... upright? Like the Boney and Stoney statue from Act 3, so I could ogle her. This was not worth the reduced XP gain from Gerringothe.
>>567377973Bueno…
YOU LED DRUIDS HERE?! WHERE IS THE DROW?
>>567379515We was GOBLIN, for our lives
>>567380782You lead them straight to us! And you lost the game too, unbelievable!
https://youtu.be/r-tCtb2EoZE
Aradin would have been a better companion than Halsin.
>>567388859>tried to take the nightsong as a level 3 (low experience/skill) when the party is seasoned enough they got to level 12aradin is even smoother brained than astarioni didnt think that was possible but here we are
>>567381858go fuck yourself
>>567389682His dad's epitaph literally is "Open the bloody gate". Wonder if Kanon's dad refused to open it...
good morning retard city
>>567395336you're going to fit right in, I bet
Nettie, my beloved
>larian: and to celebrate the final community note before release we're happy to announce that minthara.....................and halsin will be recruitable in the full game
>>567396632based
Would you?
>>567406019does she have a penis?
>>567407784I'd imagine it could spontaneously grow one (or more), if you desire.
This fuckin game keeps throwing little hot gnome waifus at me and I cannot recruit not fuck any of them? What is this gay ass bullshit?!
>>567410858Witcher devs wouldn't have blundered like this.
..bibberbang?
Of course you would not expect that, you stupid blind bitch...Can't wait to break her "conviction" at the end of act 2.
>>567398054Cool
>>567412621The overwhelming majority of players that claim to love this game don't even fuckin know about Khalid, I'm sure
shortstack baddies are hard to animate & mocap which is a shame because I love sazza, thulla & hopeI hope that they'll reveal a dwarf or an imp companion during the divinity trailer, they gotta right bg3's wrongs, I love love LOVE the way goblins look & act in bg3, they did a great job showing that they're people with a culture & beliefs and not just mindless low level enemies
>>567413063she had a muslim husband?
>>567413063>sees a thoughtful, insightful quote about life and love >"time to be elitist about video games"
>>567410858I know rightttt
>>567413063I mean both bg3 fans and fans of the old games can agree that these games got nothing in common and calling it a trilogy is pretty silly lol
>>567413095>hard to animate & mocapcan't they just hire a midget
>>567413552that'd be hilarious
>>567413360It's always a good time to be>>567413516>calling it a trilogy is pretty silly lolTruth
>>567413063They can google who he is. I played bg1-2 but they scares most zoomers and normies
>>567413657as a bonus, Larian could play toss the midget at the studio whenever they feel like it
>>567414545two uggos
kinda wild that a character with a whole achievement about them doesn't have a bigger role, not even wyll & laezel(actual origins) got an achievement about their story
>>567413695I'm currently playing the original for the first time. The writing is pretty shit, the voice acting shamefully bad, the interface clunky beyond what is reasonable: and yet I'm compelled to keep going. It has its charm for sure.
>>567414545I find it hard to not like Karlach despite the lack of attention she received. She is just pleasant to be around and I got a soft spot for her very quickly.Now she checks many boxes and it's almost manipulative at this point!
>>567415056The first game is pretty wacky but yeah its charming. The second game is wayyyyyyy better
>>567414945Malus Thorm also has an achievement, those are mostly for fun.
Why couldn't I be enough for you...
dragonborn daughter or gnome son?
FACT:Shadowbaby is the most loyal companionhttps://youtube.com/shorts/F4gefHYv_yA?si=xba6nNxdZVcs3XFQ
bro posted that frame one oh my god seek help
well yeahshadowheart was their original love and lae'zel/minthara are their rebounds
Is Tav pointless compared to Durge but resisting?
>>567422743don't like durge's story
>>567422743Purely content wise, yes.However, if you simply don't like playing as the offspring of the murderhobo deity, Tav is better.Tav is the Vanilla experience, essentially.
>>567422993ptaris?
https://youtu.be/4V6ayeiKkT4?si=afW2HuhbEy6Flw0B
https://youtu.be/iDwAVtj210M?si=SI-LVXXq_RvM5ovv>path of menzo is still in development>the mod adding a drow warlock companion is still in development>link related is working on a durge & helia mods>divinity will get a gameplay trailer in a few weeks and the early access revealed during the game awards>larian has yet to reveal the second game they're working on>there are also people working on a bg1 remake but there's no way it won't flop so let's not talk about itwow you guys we're eating so good
>>567425106>thread is completely unusable due to two mentally insane freaks spamming the same imageswe're eating so bad
>>567410858>>567413095>>567413930>>567414945Those that are spiritually afraid of beauty find refuge in misshapen midgets and repulsive goblins. But somehow the Lae'zel posters are the issue. I just think that's interesting. When the last popular companion - most Shadow devotees and Astarion sisters are no longer frequent posters - is under attack, it suggests an underlying agenda. These pictures and shitposts are not innocent nor accidental. Normalize furry slop that makes a mockery of Shadowheart (>>567354079) so that the swine that wishes she had been a werewolf feels welcome. Get rid of the waifus so that the parasite may spam goblins and shitpost about Larian's Next Game's goblins instead. Those that are spiritually afraid of beauty may only offer their own ugliness.
>>567428041shadowman
Divinity
i wish the schizo would fuck off
>>567428028nice novel, but it's true. thanks, anon
>>567430232quack
>>567430232he's deep in that gnussy if you know what I mean
>>567428028smooches cat shadowbaby
nobody read that
>>567430751What does he mean by that?
>>567430232Is that Halsin?
>>567431052Nope
>>567433979>when you roll a 1 to dominate her
>>567434046
pretty grandpa
>>567428668he never will thats why hes a schizohe is mentally unwellhe may be so far gone that hes unable to understand he is mentally unwell
Shadowcat.
>>567429473howdy
>>567430816meowdy
cazador is kind of a bitch
did this guy cook? would /bgg/ enjoy an action game made by larian after bg3? I wouldn't mind a larian game with cyberpunk vibes not gonna lie, I don't really trust them with the combat though, I feel like they'd make it feel sluggish but you never know
>>567441054action games are ass so no
>>567441054Cook what? Himself a meal? Probably at some point. I want more developers to create games with tactical combat that has some depth, not even more action slop that everyone else is making.
Wyll.
>>567447829thiefling
>>567450613sometimes people just dont have anything to say its not a crime
>decide I want to do an evil playthrough>feel bad for the first NPC I am evil toMaybe being evil just isn't for meStill really wanna get femdommed by minthara though
Well met.
>https://youtu.be/EmoPIeae4lQ?si=vZuZQbHEWZhm5JXYthis pic is so funny
>>567450613do we ever figured out what well he's referring to? is it the one in the blighted village?
>>567453478please be a boy
>was trying to find a meme image of BG3 I saw a while back>ran into an image that is LITERALLY /bgg/I'm sure one of you must have a higher quality version sitting about, let's see it. Please and thank you.
>>567453882
Does auntie ethel still show up in act 3 if you don't defeat her in act 1?
>>567454150yeah, you get a cute letter in the epilogue if you let her eat the act 3 child
>>567454150no, you have to confront her in act 1, otherwise she does not show up in act 3
Would oathbreaker or death cleric be better if I want to be a death knight?
>>567453478Cute! Cute!
even twitter wanted more nere................
>>567455087death cleric spore druid sounds interesting. the problem with oathbreaker is you're still casting divine smite every round.
>>567455147
>>567455147a lot of people wanted a lot of different characters as companions
Are any of the random encounter mods good? I tried Hunted but I didn't like that encounters always start with the enemies winning initiative on top of getting a surprise round, and they seem to also get an insane movement speed buff.
>>567456487because the actual party roster is asscheeks
Meeting Jaheira again after 20 years kinda pains me. It feels like meeting an old friend, and you can't express how glad you are because that friend forgot you completely. And don't start me on Viconia.I wish they kept characters from the previous games out of this one. Really.
>>567456693this. it's cute frog, shady gay vampire, and... minty. do what retarded-ass zevlor wants (kill kagha) and say goodbye to w*ll or karlach even if you win because like five tieflings will always die. gayle is shit, and I don't like sharthowever, custom companion mod and the 'hireling ladies' replacement one are pretty sick. having orin as your rogue is pretty kewl
>>567457332Nobody wanted or cares for "minty"
we wanted aradin, kagha & barcus
>>567457549this but wyll!
>>567457838Aradin jobbed to goblins. You couldn't pay me to recruit him.
>>567457945people like wyll no matter how much you hate it pigschizo
>people like wyll
>>567458068viconia was about to get hatecrimed by some low level chuds too
>>567457945every game needs a tolkien black>>567458363what face is this?
I just wanted to say that I love my wife.
>>567461490minthara's pov
>>567460501>>567461490lae'zel has intense sexual intercourse with this woman whenever she wants
>>567457549minty is awesome. you're just mad that she cums spiderwebs and you don't
>>567458519What kind of low level chuds? Because goblins are only one step up from regular civilians.
>>567462308flaming fist grunts
>>567462291with her huge futa cock?
>>567462421I'd rank Fist grunts slightly higher than a cadre of goblins but I see your point. Companions in BG3 all eventually fail without (You), so maybe he wouldn't be so weak if he was allowed to have main character plot armour.
>>567455147Me me mee meee I modded him into my game
>>567462564only in your gayass fanfic
>>567457332>loves toad and manthara>hates shartwhy are they always like this?
>>567466150they're contrarians who got cucked
>>567466150>people with taste dislike shallow surface characterswho would have thunk
>>567466449>shallow surface character>shadowheartas I said, a contrarian........
>>567466449>his only reason for liking the female characters is their romance>yet hes not shallow
>>567466667she's the writer's pet, she gets plenty of things but its wide as an ocean shallow as a puddle
>ugh shadowheart is so shallow...so lame>oh who do you like?>why minthara of course!
and yes she's only popular because the way she looks>>567466917nope i love lae'zel's selfless honesty and i dislike shart's selfish dishonesty!
>retard hours
>>567467430we call that wyll hours
>>567466150not true in my case, i like shart and toad but hate manthara
>>567467515>he's still crying about wyll because of the previous OPhttps://youtu.be/WpBvBUei-HM?si=qs06lNab8iOJwrOPreminder that wyll is canonically smarter than laezel & minthara and that both canonically find him hot
interesting youtube link, wyllposters as it turns out are retards
>>567463356All companions show some promise or have some level of experience that justifies their spot in the party. The tadpole just conveniently depowered most, but we understand that to be mere gameplay abstraction. Astarion is arguably the only one without training or experience, although his vampirism more than makes up for it. A vampire spawn is already CR 5, and this one doesn't have to worry about sunlight. Compare Aradin against Lae'zel or Karlach and ask yourself whether he is companion material just because he can swing a bat. The companions are all extraordinary people with extraordinary ability, not weaklings you have to rescue from goblins.
>lae'zel>selfless>refuses to sacrifice herself for orpheus
>>567467343you wouldnt like male laezel
>>567467959>>567467258
>>567467258yes he is like that
>neither Lae'zel nor Wyll get unique starting armor while even Karlach gets a unique fitraped
>>567468407gale literally got wizard tav's starting gear but purple, at least he got a new face model after the early access
Why is Hunger of Hadar's Acid damage a fixed DC12 and not my spell save DC.
>>567468407Its the funniest for Wyll because its THE warlock top, Laezels you can say is a uniform at least
>>567468407as a footsoldier its not out of the ordinary for lae'zel to be wearing a standard uniform
>>567457971...this is part of a set, isn't it?
>>567468630also true but i didn't want to count it because it's TECHNICALLY uniquei prefer it to the green robe
>>567467947what do you mean anon, the prev thread linked in the OP doesn't contain the character nobody likes!
>>567470420it kinda does, thousands of virgins hate aylin so much they made a mod to turn her into a man
>>567466917>"oh look a cute frog!">U ONLY LIKE HER BECAUSE X HEHE I KNOW ALL I M SPESHULlol
>>567469967Please do not attach cow tits to the frog.
>>567470947you are as shallow as your beloved sharters
>>567470420>he didn't link to the actual last thread because he didn't like the OPHOLY shit, that is actual mental illness.
>>567471350spergs are so easy to rile up
>>567467947>laezel & minthara and that both canonically find him hottrve
>>567471262
nope not linked because it's a vandalized OP, hijacked by a bad actor to advertise off-topic, deviating from the agreed standard outlined in the pastebin. it was in essence, slop
Hum yeah yeah yeah gnomes, imps & orcs I agree
>>567470947
>>567472028You don't get to pick and choose what threads to link to. You're just as bad as the last thread OP was.
>>567472165so true, Lae'zel of Creche K'liir!
>>567471262>>567471614hotfrogs
>>567472165Truly the Italians of the Astral Plane.
hes doing it again
The road is long. It is lonely. And I have not forgotten all I've lost. But I cherish what I have found, too.
>>567473198spamming frogs? thats all he knows
yep cow worshippers are awake. time for the most retarded schizoposts and chatgpt spam novels you've ever seen
>>567475496You are from Brazil I guarantee it
>>567475826i guarantee that he himself is a street shitter because no one gave a shit before he came along and he also just started posting for the night at the same time he claims the pooinloos do
>>567474926What is it about Dame Aylin's resplendent beauty that scares you so much?
>>567474926Sir Aelen actually looks kind of handsome. Why is their face all cracked though? I never understood why.
>>567476612probably
Bump
>other characters>I do not want to use Mind Flayer Parasites>Astarion and Gale: SLUUUUUUURP SLURP SLUUUURRPPP
>save Cal and Lia>Rolan reunites with them>go to Ruined Battlefield>Rolan scripted encounterBad game design.
>this is a gay squidFuck this shit "plot"
>>567458363Is that The Bride?
>>567340002little piece of shit
>>567492743and the FUCKING GONDIANS are to blame for all of it
>cute>frog>fascist>racist Gith supremacist>loves killing squidtroons >monogamousReminder that Lae'zel is based and /ourgirl/ and anyone who doesn't like her is reddit incarnate
i only date humans anyone willing to race mix with inferior life forms is disgusting
>>567494924Githyanki are inherently and objectively superior to h*mans, that much is obvious.
>>567494704slave racegithyanki are literally black coded>lie>steal>kill each other senselessly>no culture even after 40 years of existing (vagueposts about a society of warrior poets and shit is not culture its a shallow attempt to placate retards who lack the capacity for critical thought) you may as well say you think half orcs are good also wyll and astarion own your frog as their bitch
Why is Sh*rt such a fuckin cunt? She cannot keep her mouth shut, thinking what she has to say is interesting except she never brings anything of value to the conversation and just is some petty bitch.I swear this is the last time I keep her around
>>567495365This but with Lae'zel and Minthara
>>567495192>slave race being superior to anyonelollmao even
coming back after 2 years for my 5th run. Is gloomstalker assassin still broken?
>>567496617Always.
>>567495471>*former slave race that broke their bonds by their own strength>rising from less than nothing, they became conquerors of stars>fighting the prime antagonists of the entire cosmos while everyone else sits around>meanwhile soft ignorant h*mans remain trapped on their stinky little planet, waiting to be conqueredYeah I think the Gith are clearly superior here.
>>567497901by a random mutation that saved their asses* (that they dont even have anymore)conquerors that cant actually conquer anythingfighting a race of washed up jobbers with a militant warrior society and they STILL cant beat anyonethere are tons of notable powerful characters of every race except githyankithe only notable gith is a githzeraiyou have to be 20iq to believe the githyanki are superior at anything except being fodder for vlaakith
>>567474926Shoot yourself
>>567474926we get it you hate fags no need to spam your corny mod
>>567498205>there are tons of notable powerful characters of every race except githyankiLae'zel can beat them all
>>567477000>>567498698>>567499375Why are you seething?
great thread so far you guys
The lack of compatible cosmetic mods when playing a cute little gnome girl really is annoying
>>567500303wtf is that
>>567505890that guy downloaded the mod that turns aylin into a guy
Funny how these redditors instantly flip out if you simply make the choice to remove their disgusting leftist ideology from the game. This thread needs more posting of de-fagged characters, maybe it will make them leave.
>>567506715
yeah yeah yeah you're in the closet whatever we get it anyway check this shit out
>>567467119lae'zel and shadowheart might as well have the same story arc. neither are particularly interesting. minthara is one dimensional. astarion is the only one with depth in this game
>>567494704With how much you mention reddit I think you are from there. You should go back
if only you hadn't been pre-programmed to desire himif only I could have been enough for youwhy? why does it have to be this way?S...
>>567513224>>567512651>>567512416>>567510163it's actually pretty amazing how cuck-coded Shadowheart really is
>>567513426its actually pretty amazing that you've been jerking off to halsin for several years now. please get a new autistic fixation
>>567513426and yet you still jerk off to her
>>567508291>>567507218>no uDickless, impotent seething.
>>567515220Laezel is bi quit crying about fags you homo
>>567515220go back redditor
The very first blast of Halsin's seed into Shadowheart while you are asleep or leave them at camp, permanently changes her "scent."This is a druid thing, he essentially completely marks her as his. Even though he allows you to be with her, the scent transformation is always there to remind both of you about his ownership of her.
>>567515845The only ones crying are the trannies and brainwashed twitter users who pipe up whenever someone posts Sir Aelen or another de-alphabetized character.
The pain and intensity and jealousy still hit me like the first time I found out that her heart and also "down there" yearns for himOver time my anger and frustration have ... turned to something elseI... I want him to do itthe betrayal that stabbed like a dagger now pulses in my chest, catching my breath and making my heart beat like a drum as I admit itYes... Halsin... Take my Shaddy as yours. Caress her body with your hands and mouth. Enter her with your great oak staff and bring her the pleasure I cannot.... Please ...
>>567516708Lmao
Imagine buying bg3 and crying about gay shut its a larian game you retards
>>567518986Karlach/Minthara, Lae'zel, Astarion, Shadowheart
no armor or medium armor as barbarian?
>>567520292Mage armour early game and when Medium armour provides more AC than Mage armour + dex bonus then Medium. Strength builds suck anyways and you should be doing a dex build
>>567494704true and real
Seriously why does he keep going? Whenever I see his spam I just close bgg
>>567472832Githyanki are very Roman
>>567520734Late game you can go back to no armor and do fun stuff like damage reflection with fleshmelter cloak + bonespike garb.
You guys are annoying
ZAMN! SHE'S A SHAR DEVOTEE?
>>567507316lae'zel's reaction as a zealot is far more interesting when she doubles and triples downs on her faith initially instead of shart's throwing it all away at the last second
>>567523561Act 2 is all about her struggling with her faith
It's been hard to be a Lae'zel and Minthara fan after years of browsing these threads
>>567524068Please don't summon him
>>567494704>>567521278do not believe vlaak*th's lies!
>>567523843and she goes from>i'm chosen to>oh idk an evil cult uses people guess i don't wanna be evil any more despite having every chance to leave prior
yeah I really like cutefrog and minty. they're a-okay
>>567524068amazing what fat unlikable waifufags can do
>>567524702>despite having every chance to leave priorShe spent a large portion of her life in the cloister and was mind wiped on a regular basis back to factory settings so they can start over again.The mindwipe performed before the mission was even a special one that all of them on the team would favor mission success over their own survival, hence Shadowheart being initially a lot more zealous.Even if she had attempted to leave at some point before the mission, Viconia would have likely dragged her ass back, mind wiped her and start over again.Shadowheart wasn't some random cultist that ended up in there because of their own poor decisions, she was Shar's pet project and therefore they just wouldn't let her go because she refused - the entire point of her (forceful) conversion was to showcase that Shar can mould anyone into a faithful zealot.
mintharafag post about how shart should have killed herself
Go outside
>viconia's brainwashing is so incredibly power>and yet all she had to do was see an aasimar in bondage to go wauw i don't wanna be brainwashed anymore
>>567523561>lae'zel's reaction as a zealot is far more interesting when she doubles and triples downs on her faith initiallythen just fills in the blanks with orpheus instead of vlaakith?she just goes zealot in the opposite direction but not even well because she refuses to sacrifice herself for orpheus and just expects someone else to do it instead
>>567526528if you go straight to gaylin without de-mindraping shart throughout the game she has no qualms with spearing her and will do so uninterrupted
New group shot now that I reached the shadow lands. Playing druid really makes you feel part of the whole thing, with the grove, the Harpers, Jaheira, Halsin and so on. Don't know why the class is not popular. I always loved playing druid and it delivers here once more
>>567526626Big fan
>>567526961why does lae'zel's hair colour keep changing
Also, for some reason, Dolly the fairy disappear when you use the photomode.
>>567525967Its okay he still makes bondage porn of her
>>567526961Druid is a great class, the Shadow Druids quest and part 2 makes you feel more involved. Spore druid is preeeeetty good.I also really like the armor sets and gear
>>567528504>I also really like the armor sets and gearYeah it looks great.>Spore druid is preeeeetty good.I didn't try it yet, but I plan to have Jaheira around, so I will have opportunities to give it a try.
>>567525967yeah we know he's a creep
>>567526961>Don't know why the class is not popular.Besides some spells that aren't accessible to the Wizard / Sorc / Warlock (Moon Beam, Spike Growth, Heat Metal, etc..) it has barely anything unique to it.If you want to play a caster, you go for one of the three mentioned classes.If you want to play support, you choose Cleric (even has a nature domain if you still want that).You're left with Spore druid that is essentially a Necromancer larp and Moon Druid that is tied to shapeshifting, which largely feels like an inferior, albeit more flexible martial.I think that's just the inherit problem of druid, it can do a ton of stuff but in a game where you can build your team anyway you like, what's the point of being flexible?Lastly i think there's also a thematic problem similar to Clerics, they feel like more a class that plays the support / advisor role to the actual main character.They're the kind of character that hands out quests or gives advice to the mc, rather than being an actual main character themselves - which BG largely follows with both Jaheira and Halsin.
>>567526528>is so incredibly powersaaaaaaaaar
https://youtu.be/Lj0Q25JnA30?si=kx3IeYIqiQ_rSIzJ
>>567529386Sorry, but I don't really agree with this take, I feel like you're I think you're focusing too much on the stereotypical idea you have of druids, instead of thinking about how they’re actually presented in the game:they're anything but wise or “advisor-type” figures. Practically every druid in the grove, for example, seems mentally unstable judging by the way they act.Another issue is that people tend to approach gameplay in the most efficient way possible because of the limited number of party members. So, in people’s minds, the Cleric becomes the only viable support class, while the Spore Druid ends up being seen as a watered-down version of a necromancer (which, by the way, in BG3 is objectively the worst kind of necromancer). But when you start freeing yourself from the obsession of having to optimize every single action, bonus action, etc., and you can simply enjoy using an entire turn just to cast Thorn Whip to set up an advantage for the next turn, these classes and their characters really shine.
People who genuinely like a character don't let 4chan shitposting influence their opinion of that character. One must imagine that most of the five hundred people who voted for Minthara in the romance poll didn't start disavowing her after she became a target by association with Mintharafag. Astarion sisters didn't stop loving Astarion just because a worthless subhuman swine started joking about Astarion being sexually abused and turned it into a gimmick.>It's fairly easy, see: when Cazador sent Astarion to the kennel to punish him, do you think Godey boned him?>It's a silly double entendre, as "boned" usually refers to a sexual act, but since Godey is a skeleton and when know he has beaten Astarion, the joke becomes a textbook example of absurdism.
>>567526961Consider not being an attention whore, posting group shots of your slop. We have a bad history with those.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/waifus%20husbandos%20love%20harmony/
that gotta be a record it's so nice having people whine about garbage instead of talking about bg3pretty cool game btw big fan
>>567531010the vegans of 4chan
>>567530909I could not care less about your "bad history", that pig thing I don't understand shit of or the frogposting. I'll keep posting whatever I want, when I want. I'm not here to shitpost.
oof
>>567531991holy shit lol
>>567472193i'm not doing any picking nor choosing, if it doesn't match the pastebin its not getting linked
>>567530448>they're anything but wise or “advisor-type” figures.Halsin starts out as the guy that must be rescued so that order in town / grove is restored, a trope that is often reserved to old, wise leaders.Also he joins you as camp npc to comment on whatever you're doing until you did his quest in Act 2, only then becomes an actual companion and then proceeds to have no story whatsoever.Jaheira literally hands out the quest to infiltrate Moonrise and then even pokes fun at the fact that you can ask her for advice, playing the role of the old sage.Druid being among the classes that don't have an origin but an actual companion does shoehorn the characters into that role because they can never be the protagonist of this story like an origin can.
Any fun mods out there? Like ones that make the game harder, give you new spells, add new enemies or bosses? I haven't really kept up with any of the modding scene outside of cosmetic mods.
.....did Yurgir roofie the Displacer Beast???
>>567520734Thanks, I assume MA from a teammate? I haven’t found many scrolls for itI’d prefer going strength than dex since I wanna do a TB throwing build, and I also don’t really care for using strength elixirs every long rest
>>567531165No, you don't understand. Posting your Baldur's Gate 3 gameplay doesn't belong in this thread. This /bgg/, the mental illness and cuckoldry general, after all.
>>567533084worse, he used incubus pheromones to convince her that they're mates
>>567533335yeah, that's what I was afraid of....I talked to her earlier using Animal Speak, and just thought she imprinted on him, but after investigating the spider's corpse that she was eating, it implies Yurgir drugged her. I mean, a demon's gotta goon I guess.
https://youtu.be/V8wfbvB3tR4?si=cnteWA-gUeajwH5F
>>567533084>>567534105yeah this is why I don't feel bad for gaslighting him into killing himself and being my mushroom zombie servant
>>567533297The mental illness in question:@567534045
>>567533084>>567533335>>567534105>>567534509I didnt even realize this and Ive beaten the game like 15 times....I always felt bad about killing the panther, though.
>>567534650yeah Nessa did nothing wrong :<
durge upon seeing a therapist>i'll show her who the real rapist is
>>567533165>I assume MA from a teammate? I haven’t found many scrolls for itI don't remember there being a shortage of MA scrolls (I played as a sorc so I had a passive MA) but if there is then yeah, from a teammate.>I’d prefer going strength than dex since I wanna do a TB throwing buildI was mostly just shitposting, STR does sucks horse cock and is mogged hard by DEX and especially Ranged, but you play whatever you find fun, king. Game is super easy even with honour mode ruleset, so play whatever you want.What other builds/classes are you doing for the companions? I personally really love having my MC be a Sword Bard, one of the best builds in the game plus really good at dialogue.
>rape hours
>>567535102
>dutifully eating the goodberry pie like she wants you to>feel Shaddy's legs clamping around you suddenly>hear the gruff grunts of Halsin somewhere behind become more primal, more animal>manage to look back a bit, seeing Halsin with his hard "oak staff" start to get more hairy, more leathery. Bigger.>"w-wait, n-nnoo" you start to plead, struggling to get free>Shaddy begins chanting, looking at you with glee, as she casts Command: "Submit">A heavy paw lands on your shoulder holding you in place
Raped by the bear. The bear and the bull.
Okay seriously, I fucking can't stand him. Just post in crpgg if you actually want to discuss bg3, fuck this annoying fag
>>567535878No, /crpgg/ really just likes Owlcat games and other kind of lame cRPGs. They don't even like Colony Ship.This feel like its done on prupose, by design, and has been going on for as long as that whiner obsessed has been here. I wonder who could be behind the constant ban evading and spamming.
>wake up in the night, turn to spoon with S>she's not there>"Oh, probably out for another one of her midnight swims"
fear not, june will save /bgg/ on GOD
>>567536621that's so fuckin cute
>>567532309This is, by definition, choosing to exclude something. YOU CHOSE to do it and tried to justify it. You link the last thread, regardless of what it did, because it is the last thread. End of discussion.
sorry sweaty if it deviates from the pastebin it isn't!
>>567536621>Egg'Zel
...
what does goodberry taste like? I imagine it has the effect of coating your tongue and throat a bit, making a person clear their throat a lot after eating some.
>>567537782Trust me, you do not want to get me involved in the OP wars. Just link the last thread properly next time, please and thank you.
new /bgg/ drama just dropped
all we need is toadcel passive-aggressively non-replying to someone talking about shart to complete the thread
>>567538838do not deviate from the pastebin and there will be an end to the horror
>>567538902I just don't like hypocrisy. He pretends he's doing it for the good of the thread, but it's just a cheap justification for trying to make the thread look exactly the way he wants it. That's even more disgusting than any purported mental illness he may or may not have.
there is no justification in deviating from the agreed standard of the OP
>>567539220>the level 3 says when facing the level 11DnD really needs a 1st level spell that provides examine information, so Aradin could understand what a giant mistake he's about to make.
>>567531165My previous reply to you was deleted because the tone was inappropriate. Allow me to rewrite it with a more civil tone this time. Thank you for coming here to discuss the game, gnomanon! (Is it okay to call you that or do you prefer "anon"?) And thank you for sharing your gameplay! It is true that many here underestimate the strengths of the Druid class! The kind anon who replied to you above (>>567529386) was probably operating under the logic of using only four party members. It's amazing how many roleplaying possibilities open up once you rid yourself of such limitations, but I digress. You are completely right - once you do away with the obsession with optimal or even efficient actions, you can do anything. You can even use your whole Action to cast Thorn Whip! (>>567530448) I had never considered playing a Druid like that before. Though I did sometimes enjoy using True Strike on my Rogue because, like you, I refuse to be a slave to the diktat of optimization. I hope to see more of your delightful modded Shadowheart in the future! Don't let the negativity of any single poster get to you. Most anons here are very receptive to such content and discussion. Keep up the good work!
>>567539441Translation: Rules for thee, but not for me.You make me sick.
Ahhhh not the op! My autism is going insane!!!
I like the new op having a thread theme is cute
>>567539895>even jannies know this faggot is full of shitbased janniesreminder to report this faggot when hes being a prick because it really works
>>567530909>>567539895Divinity summons dwarves and dragonborns. Manthara exploded by barrels
>>567540182Please avoid using such hurtful and homophobic language here! We respect one another here. Especially those that share gameplay and tasteful modded screenshots of the companions.
>>567539895>evading bans kill yourself already what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>567540429he always ban evades
I love her...
>>567540572>I love her>modded her face
>>567540429>its not just deleted posts hes getting banned and evading just so he can shit up the threadhe really is pathetic no wonder he doesnt like wyllwyll is a successful character thats loved by all baldurianshe is a worthless nothing probably unloved by his own motherlets talk about what we love about wyll and gnomesi like that gnomes seem to be a key part of baldurs gates rich history whether its ironhand or gondian gnomes are immensely important treasured and lovedi like that wyll is so noble he sold his soul to save his home he also continues to be the partys paragon throughout the entire gamethe most upstanding character in all of bg3 thats why i love wyll
>>567540718One day you will understand that what makes you like or love a character is the personality
>>567528504It all makes sense. Pigschizo hates summons, longstrider, heroes feast because druids have it, because of you lol
>>567540010Once again the moment you break the rules by deviating from the agreed standards you forfeit fair dealings it's not that deep.
i browse this thread for the cute lae'zels
>>567541020And you don't get to pick what rules to follow just because you don't like what the rulebreaker did. You either follow all of them or be known as a hypocrite. You chose the latter. Do not reply to me again, thanks. I will not be entertaining the justifications of a rulebreaker.
Pot calling the kettle black lol>>567541065True
>>567540943this is a gigabrained take and yet it rings of truthhow can one mans hatred of druids run so deep
>>567541407>defends toadcel>never calls out cuckspamI'm nooticing...
>>567541601you dont think hes the m*nfag do youhes the only guy i can imagine who has a reason to hate druids so deeplydunno why he hates short races so much though they are so fun
>>567541407Isn't it obvious? It was him... he was the first cucked. The first who tasted goodberry upon his waifu's lower lips
>>567541851He can't goon to them. Only reason he likes female elves and humans
>>567540285bg3 needed dwarf milkers
>>567539310>but it's just a cheap justification for trying to make the thread look exactly the way he wants it. This is flawed reasoning that doesn't stand up to scrutiny. The OP is merely following the same pastebin that has been used for years. You copy the text and you paste it. As for anyone interested in finding the previous thread, they can use either 4chan's built-in archive or an external one. All of this hand-wringing about the alleged great hypocrisy displayed by OP rings hollow.>>567541601I do call out the schizospam. Five times this month alone, actually.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/565657286/#565936949>When schizospam and your worthless garbage are allowed to remainhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/566067450/#566290029>One should treat it the same way one treats schizospam.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/566331017/#566337676>Schizospam is routinely allowed to remain undeleted, but that doesn't mean it magically stops being spam.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/566793935/#566896210>What difference is there between that kind of unsolicited garbage and the schizospam that has plagued this general for years?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/566793935/#566979485>The schizospam is universally understood to be a nuisance.
what is everybody's autism diagnosis?
>>567542463The whole point of putting the previous in the OP is so people can easy go back to the last thread. It provides a long chain of threads going back. You are not only being a hypocrite by claiming to work for the betterment of the thread while actively ruining it, but you pretend nothing wrong happened. At least the people who vandalised the last thread aren't trying to lie about what they did. You are disgusting. Do not reply to me again, thanks. Now that you've "officially" responded, I will reiterate: I do not intend to humour the justifications of a rulebreaking hypocrite. Good day.
>>567542463this post has nothing to do with baldur's gate 3 or larian studios...what are you even doing here? fuck off already
hot female orcs
>>567543139shart really is the most attractive companion its no wonder shes so popular
>>567543210love them
>>567543419i like that this is Mizora's face
>>567536621cute egg>>567541065>>567541350this. shit-eating jeets will cry endless paragraphs about cute frogs and ignore the cuckspam, however lol. avoiding this general during daytime india hours is what I do
>>567544624you do the cuckspamming though
>>567544725incorrect, randomsaar203920. stay mad, wrong, and smelling like shit
yeah ok imma take a /bgg/ break
>>567542796Sure, you do have a point about OP failing to correctly link to the previous thread. But that's not the part of your post I challenged, and the part you conveniently avoided addressing again. "Trying to make the thread look exactly the way he wants it" is a nonsensical accusation. The OP looks exactly the way it has for years, because it follows the pastebin. Trying to sneak in such blatantly false accusations calls your honesty into question.>>567542965I like Kagha and Jaheira, who are both druids. Even Inwe is alright. So you see, it's not that I hate druids, summons, Heroes' Feast or anything mentioned in that incoherent delusion of yours. What I hate are sex pests and attention whores like the swine. A screenshot from Mintharafag depicting Jaheira (a druid), plenty of summons, and even an active Heroes' Feast buff. How peculiar!
Silly me, mixing up images. This is the screenshot I wanted to upload.
>>567545049do your job and get him >>567544851
>>567545258nobody cares tubby
>>567545258forgot your name fatty
>>567545837Lae'zel is so lucky...
>>567535054>What other builds/classes are you doing for the companions?Haven’t started the barb run in question, just theorycrafting a bit at workI’m probably going to run frog and wyll bare minimum since I didn’t use them on my first playthrough, but I have some freedom in what I’m doing for the fourth since I can just go wolf if I really wanna run 3 martialsI’d like to just be a berserker and throw people or improvised weapon them into one another but I’m worried that it’ll scale really poorly damage-wise compared to just using GWM / savage attacker and hitting an enemy 4 times a turn
>>567545837when its her turn to service the gnomes in the cloister
sweet and wholesome relationship
toxic but passionate relationship
>>567551964>>567552152we support this
>>567553292bloody but elegant frog
>>567542640Every poster here has autism.
we're just a little aut'istik
>>567545049I ignored it because it's not relevant. The only point I care about is the OP. The rest is my personal opinion, which I am entitled to. Assuming you (if you made the OP) or whoever else makes the threads (if you didn't) properly links to the previous thread, even if it's one that was vandalised, that's all I care about. I actually use the previous thread links in the OP to go back and find images I haven't saved or posts I want to quote , so I have a vested interest in the OP doing what it's supposed to do.
>The only point I care about is the OPand that is clearly outlined in the pastebin so when it deviates it no longer is qualified to be the OP, its not that deep
>>567556247>expecting honest responses from a shitposterwhy do you people never learn
>>567556557I want to believe the best of people. Many would call me naive for thinking this way. Not to mention, as I said before, if he's the one making OPs I have a personal interest in making sure he does it right.
>>567556883are the the autistic newfag? I thought you left
>>567557060I don't know what you're talking about but I've been here on and off for 2 years. I only post when I am playing the game and I leave when I'm not.
>>567555552>>567556832cute
The previous OP was shit since it deviated from the pastebin and it did not deserve a link. Such is the way of /vg/.
Two more weeks before gaming is saved (again).
>>567556247>The only point I care about is the OP....which has remained the exact same for years. The Lae'zel enthusiast who made this thread simply copy-pasted a template. You nonchalantly threw in the false accusation that it was some kind of attempt to take over the OP, when it observably wasn't. You can be correct in stating that the OP should indeed link to the previous thread, and incorrect in that unfounded accusation. An honest person should have a strong interest in being careful about what they accuse others of, lest they appear dishonest. An honest person doesn't just insult and lie and then say it is no longer relevant when called out on it. What were those words you used? "I don't like hypocrisy."
>>567559929
>>567559929It's your hypocrisy I dislike and call out, and again it's my opinion. I am allowed to have it, and even share it. I'm not the one pretending to do it "for the good of the general". My words and actions have remained consistent. Stop trying to deflect blame from yourself and onto others. You keep taking issue with the throwaway line to hide from the thing I have been insisting from the very start (not when it's, convenient like you claim), that I just want the OP to do what it's supposed to do: host links, questions and answers pertinent to the thread, and link to the previous thread. The REAL previous thread, not whatever you or anyone else arbitrarily decided was the previous thread.
>do hypocritical things>get called hypocrite>engaging with the guy you know is a hypocritebgg everybodyround of applausethis is why we dont deserve a patch 9
>>567560963and when the OP is vandalized for personal reasons it no longer is fit to an OP and therefor excluded, its not that deep
>>567560963If you want your OP to be linked, follow the pastebin, simple as.
>hes samefagging nowgreat thanks a lot
>>567561312t. samefag
>>567561257>>567561259>arbitrary reasonPlease don't reply if you have nothing to contribute. I will not be replying. Thank you.
>>567561403>defending yourself yet again
>>567561435Your gimmick is shit and so was your OP, anon.
its not arbitrary its very clear, adhere to the pastebin
>>567561540>gimmickWhat gimmick is that, pray tell?>your OPI haven't made a /bgg/ OP in my life. I just want to be able to backtrack through threads without having to jump through hoops because of thread drama.
and you are able to backtrack through proper threads and not vandalized ones
>>567560963>I'm not the one pretending to do it "for the good of the general"When was this claim made and by whom? I sure hope you are not throwing yet another unfounded accusation. That wouldn't be very honest of you. I sure hope that you can explain how you arrived at the conclusion that I am OP, trying to "deflect blame," even though I am agreeing with you on the need to correctly link to the previous thread. Should I use a time machine and go back in time to fix it? Would that be the only thing that satisfies you at this point?
>>567562001Why are you engaging with a shitposter?
>MORE samefagging
why do dragonborns have such giant hands
>>567562112just use the pastebin nigger
>>567561789>people should get to decide which OPs and threads are or are not relevant, I refuse to listenFine. I give up. But remember this the next time a vandalised OP shows up and it's time to make a new thread. I'll make the OP myself, and I'll make sure the proper thread is linked. Seems the only way you can make sure something is done right, is if you do it yourself.>>567562001What other reason would you have for calling out posts you dislike while calling them slop, calling modders swine for posting about playing the game in a way you don't like, while raving about abstract concepts like beauty?>I am OPI said in my previous replies that you may or may not be the OP. Go look them up yourself. And the "deflect blame" comment was in regards to you insisting that I should be held against that standard of "honesty" just because I hold you to it. Which I do because your posts all claim to be in service of deeds like removing off-topic spam, praising "beauty", raising the quality of posts in the general, et cetera. If you're going to post like that, you shouldn't be surprised when people end up holding you to higher standards than they do others.
>people should get to decideno there's no decision. if it adheres it is an OP if it doesn't adhere it isn't worthy of being an OP
go outside you fatties or play a game for once
>>567562953>shitposter threatens to vandalize OP in revenge of not getting to vandalize the OPain't that a surprise
Not responding to bait.
>>567563280are you really surprised his mask slipped?
Literally your only job is to ensure the previous thread is added to each new OP. Your only job. Literally and figuratively.>but me no WIKE pwevious op. me disagree wit it. Nobody cares. /vg/ threads always include a link to the previous thread so it’s easy to search for and find old posts. Feel free to shitpost and samefag all day as usual, but don’t fuck up the OP. Thanks.
>>567563694This is literally all I want. I don't get what is so hard to understand.
and you had one job of sticking to the agreed standard outlined in the pastebin. you've failed at the first step and therefor forfeiting your thread from being linked
and nope vandalized OPs are never included in the continuation because they do not meet the standard, its not that deep!
>>567563806It’s hard to understand because they are /vg/etables. See the posts above this one for the proof. 50% of the purpose of the OP is to ensure an easy time navigating the archive. Nobody wants to deal with pointless delays and searching posts by date because some tard shat his diaper.
then maybe the tard shouldn't shit his diaper by deviating from the pastebin!
>>567563889>>567563978>>567564402reminder that a refusal to reply directly to someone is an indicator of seething>>567562564races like dragonborn and tieflings are best left to theater of the mind
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS DOING
>>567564725talking about how ugly dragonborn and tieflings are
>>567564402All you have to do is paste a link to the previous thread. Nobody cares about your 24 hour meltdown over the out-of-date pastebin nobody reads or cares about.
>>567564893That's not Shadowheart...
sorry sweaty you forfeit the courtesy of replying directly when you engage in bad faith!>>567564893wait a sec is that the blue fish guy we've been seeing
>>567564998i'll do that when it follows the agreed standard in the pastebin!
>>567564998Trvke
>>567562564Stop race-mixing with frogs, filthy gecko.
>>567565104There is no “agreed standard” and you aren’t an authority. There is a right and a wrong way to use /vg/. By not including a link to the previous thread, you create a minor, easily avoided inconvenience everybody would rather avoid. Please be mindful of the fact that this a public space and people other than yourself exist. Thanks.
if there wasn't one why is there a pastebin? because there is one!
Are bards the worst class?
>>567565570no its druids
>>567565570>>567565613false
>>567565467The only true standard is a link to the previous OP. That is, quite literally, the only default expectation when it comes to creating a new thread.
>>567565570no. it's rangers.
>>567565570bards are pretty strong.everyone is fine in this game, but if one wanted to say a worst, it's probably pure rogue since they don't get as many cool unique class features as they level later on, and your increased sneak attack dice is just "okay" when other classes are getting whole extra attacks.Many people just take 3-4 levels in rogue since that gives you your subclass features, and then swap to a class that takes advantage of rogue subclass features, such as monk or ranger.rangers are down there too.but these are not huge margins and any class does well in this game
>That is, quite literally, the only default expectationno that is the pastebin otherwise every OP is vastly different from the last therefor defeating the purpose of a general, keep up please!
>>567566645The pastebin can be modified or even deleted. But the previous thread will always be a the previous thread. Include a link to it and fulfill your only purpose. Thanks.
oh boy only 175 posts to go. I'm sure one of the resident schizos has their finger on the button ready to post the new vandalized thread any minute now.
>>567570029obsessed
>>567570467
>>567570467ShadowSLUT my wife.
>>567562953>What other reason would you have for [...]The same reason you have for making all your complaints in this thread so far, unfortunately derailing it in the process, despite your (purported) best intent. You are voicing your precious opinion as you see fit, and I am doing the same. Please do not use quotation marks to suggest a verbatim quote or paraphrasing when you can only list behaviors, not words. Please do not ascribe intent where there is none. I have never claimed to act "for the good of the general," which sounds awfully ego-driven and arrogant. In the past, I have appealed to others' decency - to little effect - when I called out off-topic garbage and slop, and will likely do it again. But appealing is not the same as lecturing or imposing. And it goes without saying that maintaining some standard of thread quality is preferable for everyone involved, not just some exclusive goal of mine. (We can, obviously, disagree about taste and what thread quality actually mean.) Honesty is reflected in accountability - the idea that one should be answerable for their statements. It follows that not fabricating statements is essential to honesty. Please do not put words in other people's mouths, even as you misunderstand what they actually criticize. That would be dishonest of you. >>567566354The gap between Rogues and other martials is not that significant in Honor mode, seeing as Haste only grants one extra attack on that difficulty. Savage Attacker also allows them to boost Sneak Attack without the drawback of GWM that most other martials rely on for damage. Rogue 11 / Cleric 1 is actually a viable and fun multiclass despite spending 11 levels in supposedly the worst class. In general, players tend to place too much importance on classes, and not enough on items that do the heavy lifting in game-breaking builds. Whether you abuse mechanics like Arcane Acuity, Reverberation, or Radiating Orb is going to matter much more than your class or multiclass.
OH BOY!! Only one HUNDRED SEVENTY five posts TO GO!!! I’m sure one of resident SCHIZOS has their finger on the button ready to post the new VANDALIZED thread ANY MINUTE NOW!!!!!
>>567573178Mine.
>>567574261Lesbian Manthara pregnant with dwarf twins in Divinity
Man the 2024 PHB version of wild magic sorcerers where tides of chaos guarantees a wild surge on your next leveled spell cast and recharges with each leveled spell cast is a lot more fun.
>>567570029>>567574492same person
>>567574886bnuuy
>>567543419What armor mod is this?
>>567575704>someone else took the 5.5e-pillMy next run is going to be a group of all Wild Magic Sorcs. Is the table still d20 or did they find a way to try and implement the full length table?
>>567580012I've been using a separate mod that adds most of the missing table results, really only missing the couple that are just flavor appearance changes. https://baldursgate3.game/mods#/m/wildmagic2024
>>567580012dunno but you should do it. wild magic is so fun
>Evasion is supposed to make me not take damage when I succeed a DEX save>still take damage from Wall of Fire???>>567580508Damn, I'd love to try that if it has the full d100 (hard-to-translate cosmetic/character changing rolls excluded) but I worry mixing class-changing mods won't end well. >>567580626I'm definitely doing it whether or not combining the two mods works or not.
>walking around act 3>find dirt mount>open the chest>NOT FOR COMMUNAL USE>le typical angry gnome dressed like a faggot looking all disapproved>see him walking away>"oh hell no">throw him down the hill>finish with crossbow shot>he's a named npc>look him up>works for the baldur's mouth shitrag>nothing of value was lost>iaintevenmad.jpg
>>567583521*mound. durr>>567582472that's the spirit!
>>567586934sillyfrog
>>567587862Random question, but do crows eat these kind of nuts? Needing earn some crow friendship, but I have no other nuts.>>567583521Why in the fuck are all the random chests owned?It had to have just been done to annoy.
>>567586934no way she can see the gate like that
>be me>probably sixth? full playthrough>drow 'lite murderhobo' style, so y'know, drow>find out you can get viconia to be endgame /b/lackup with dialogue if you kill shart>pic related
>>567588726dunno but pistachios are pretty great. good luck on the crows!
>>567588726>Why in the fuck are all the random chests owned?Chests don't exist in populated cities unless someone put them there. Someone like... their owner.
>>567589552swen said "YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING"and you can actually do everything
>>567592727anyone have that you can do anything picture
>>567592727>>567594503What if I want to leave act 1 without Shart and her artifact?What if I want to tell Shart to take her artifact to the city herself?What if I want to throw the artifact into the water and never have it in my inventory again?
>>567595295a dm wouldnt let you ignore his macguffin either
>>567594503
Quick, someone pick for me. Kill or don't kill.
>>567598883
>>567599013>gas chamber >green button>green gas>cloudkillI take it you have voted to kill.Your decision is made. No killer drow for me this time around. When at camp, I'm going to be surrounded by various flavours of moralfag....... and Gale.
>>567599316based
>>567599448>usually get like 150 XP if I save her>less than 1k to my next level upI'm going to have to get that XP elsewhere. Still, I asked. So I have to live with the answer I got.
uhh I accidentally AMP. never topping this shit
welp yet another dnd game cancelled, you guys are CRAZY if you think that we'll ever get a high quality baldur's gate 4 without larian studios, this is why bg3 not getting any DLC was a big deal, like larian was working on:>bg4>a bg3 dlc>a smaller scale stand alone dnd game>and by the looks of it a definitive edition(alfira & dark urge got approval tags in act 3)and all of it got cancelled to go balls to the walls on divinity and their other game which is kinda but not really rumored to be set in spacebro hasbro are just filled with incompetent retards, they'll task a random studio to make baldur's gate 4 and it'll flop because it'll have none of bg3's qualities, not the writing, the reactivity, the ambition, the engine which was literally designed to make crpgs as complex as possiblethe baldur's gate saga is over
See? SEE?
>>567600378This kind of thing is why I only use REL and not AMP. Modders can't be trusted to make their own gear.
>level 10 Monk (2024 edition) >3 hits in Flurry of BlowsNow that's what I'm talking about. I'm waiting until level 11 to see if using Elemental Attunement will let me fly freely while it's active. If it doesn't, I'll just swap to the boring Open Hand so I can use 3 hit attacks that knock enemies prone.
>>567601674yeah I'm using an older combo version, but they sure can't be trusted. some of the unique shit like "this necklace gives nearby enemies poison vulnerability" is kinda cool, but it only takes one piece of broken shit like that chest to make you stare at the screen like "..........nigger, why"
more silly shit I just found rerolling the loot seed (yes, retard modder. I beat you)
>Dual-Wielding benefits massively from the Colossus Elixir in the form of an extra 2d4 damage via melee (main and off-hand)It's a shame I can't size stack in Honour mode.
Why does Isabela walk around with such slutty runny makeup anyway
High Elf Love
>>567601016we're rich
Page 10 bump.>>567574261>what thread quality actually mean*means. Proofreading matters.
should have let the thread die we're not getting any action until joon fiff
Hmm, wind's howling
>20+ useless posts from the ban evader, gore spamming hypocrite talking about accountability and honestySigh.>>567620808>Tav is Geralt>Yennefer is MintharaI guess Ciri is Shadowheart and Triss is Lae'zel?
>>567619446Cutewe should've been a companion, thoughts?
>>567624865I don't think that's funny
>*sniff sniff sniff*>Um... Shadowheart... Sh-Shaddy...?>Why do you um... smell like goodberry, you know, "down there"...?
question of the day: would you have enjoyed bg3 more if act 2 & 3 were reversed, you'd deal with the brain and the companion quests in baldur's gate and the game's climax would be fighting the chosens in moonrise
>>567621785>Triss is Lae'zel?Gale with voiceoverKinda fits Triss with whimsical manners
>>567624865I like it. This one on the other hand is mad at you no matter what you do.
>>567633029Makes sense, she's a gnome.
>>567633298I'd even say Total Elf Love
>good aligned female elf/half elf/human that romances shadowheart that acts sassy but is a good person when you get to know her
Thoughts on romancing astarion, letting him ascend, becoming his spawn and instantly regretting it, with building fury leading to a brain takeover ending?
>>567635917dramatic
>>567635917it was kino untill sq*id part.
I'm playing older bioware rpgsmass effec and my god does bg3's party feel lifeless in comparison, none of the companions react to each other's presence after a few long rests, they literally never hold a conversation together at camp? what the fuck, they're just...........sitting here looping their camp animation forever, shadowheart can interact with scratch and arabella with withers so they clearly got the tech, that doesn't make any sense, bg3's companions are some of the most complex companions in gaming, they got tons of reactivity and react anything the player does and yet they basically ignore each other without all the time? howlikewyll is a monster hunter he shouldn't be ok with astarion being a party member even the older baldur's gate game got interactions like that
>>567635917Eh, it's alright but personally i don't like the selfish turn that you are willing to enslave the brain / world in order to correct your own bad choices.I think if you let Astarion ascend *and* become his spawn, you're committed to the submissive role, it's not like the consequence of being a Vampire Spawn are new to you if you romance Astarion.That submissive aspect is flipped on its head when you dominate the brain in order to override Astarion's control over you.Makes your character appear like a bipolar bitch that knowingly signed up for something, but expects the world to correct their own mistakes.>i made bad choices, therefore everyone else must suffer for my mistakes
>>567638924The issue is that they wanted to make all the interactions between companions unique so they just restricted them to cutscenes and some party dialogue, Scratch and Withers/Arabella interactions loop.
>>567640171>expects the world to correct their own mistakes.How so? Domination ending is one of the choices that are quite confidently yours unless you ate tadpoles.
>>567600378It's okay it has disadvantage on stealth checks :)
>>567600378this item description feels straight out of elden ring
>>567640171Notably no vampire spawn in lore has been happy with their subservient status given that full vampires are uniformly abusive, this is unlikely to be different for a spawn Tav/Durge.
>>567600831>>567601016>>567612505>starts winning in 2023>forgets to stop
>>567641184Poorly phrased but i mean that you basically enslave the world in order to fix the mistake of you make.Because you have to keep the tadpole to (presumably) override the control Astarion has over due to being a spawn.Durge that loses to Orin faces a similiar dilemma, either dominate the brain to keep control over you or rid yourself of the tadpole but thus lose yourself to Bhaal's urge.>>567647061It's a fair point but i'm not sure if every spawn became one willingly in the first place - or at least under duress.Astarion for example explains that for him, it was either bleeding out on street or becoming Cazador's spawn, he chose the latter and iirc has even has some regret over that.You become a spawn for no other reason than blind obedience to Astarion, so that excuse goes out the window already.And the act of becoming a spawn involves literally kneeling to him, so it's not like you can be surprised about what is to follow - there's a good reason why kicking Astarion in the balls at this stage is an option.You pretty much have every red flag raised before you and you still sail past them, so you are seriously into that shit and like being treated that way or are a complete fool not to realize the consequence of your agreement at this stage.Hence it's a character regretting that decision that early after making it is kinda inconsistent.
when I'm in a terrible companion competition and I realize I'm against halsin, minthara & wyll :O
>ban evaderAs in a subhuman that made a "vague" threat against the voice actresses of Lae'zel and Shadowheart - popular companions in Baldur's Gate 3 - got banned for it, and then immediately complained about it?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/498462673/#498549286https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/498462673/#498554440Huh. All is forgotten and forgiven if you just post some slop, I guess. Oh my god, are these The Witcher characters I recognize?>>567624865I think timid NPCs who are afraid of goblins should remain timid NPCs who stay away from danger. I don't believe in turning Alfira or Inwe into companions and putting them in harm's way precisely because they're cute.
>>567649865Who on Earth could possibly click on this option here? I don't even want to see what happens.
>>567652704nobody cares about your cries for help just pull the trigger already
>>567653495Game offers quite often outrageous dialogue choices.Hilarious at times but not so great when it's basically the only option to say no.Let's be real, some of those options are just there to >quick save>select it for the lulz / curiosity>reload>pick your actual choice
>>567652419we needed nere instead
minthara got rejected by shart lol
>>567655318yeah. kotor 1+2 did the same thing with goofy dialogue, and it's just more fun
>scroll thread>see ancient post>find ancient frogs>fukkensaved.jpgthanks, anon!
