Summer Break EditionPrevious:>>567336779 >WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSApr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0 [Embed]Apr 28 Patch Notes 6.2.2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HthrWVH5UApr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8JagMay 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VE>LATEST PATCHESApr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650May 06 1.006.203 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/686379208862072850
pregdivers own this thread
>>567427135based
>>567427905I think it was pretty clearly established last thread that ponyfuckers actually own the general
>>567427914>gets mogged by discord groomersAIEEEESVENRELEASE THE FOID MASS RAPE ANTI CHEAT NOWWWWW
*uses orbital napalm on an objective*
>>567428065>>567428025with the fishnets tooanon had some good taste
>Clean my fans out>Gain FPShow come no one mentioned this????????
>>567428179>2 pub teammates mindlessly wander into the blast radius
>>567428256>hardware at the risk of overheating>slows down on purpose so it doesn't overheatDid you know that PC tech has improved tremendously since the early 2000s?
game raped to the death by negligence and laziness by 100% certified Swedish PATRIOTS
>>567428362>everyone has a good laugh
>>567428256>spill drink on/in my pc>lose frameswhat the fuck?
>>567428256Bwo...
>>567428362>You have been kicked from the game.
Why are you still playing this dogshit game and not other 4 dudes shoot shit games? Deep rock and far far west are right there!
>>567428505try that again with a cold one
>>567428539because at the end of the day we DO want a grunt fantasy simulator where we are just regular humans against insurmountable odds.we just don't want unfair treatment from the developers.
>>567428539I have played both of those, helldivers 2 is better despite the herculean efforts of the sw*des
>>567427914>>567428425
>>567428539>ded game>reddit fotmatleast say dorktide, warframe, or l4d2
>>567428539I bounced off Deep Rock even though I initially liked it because of there being more level grind and I'm starting to really miss the days coop games didn't gate their content behind such. Far Far West is still in early access.
>>567428752>at least say>GWslop>completely esoteric inpenetrable nonsense>a 50 year old game
>>567428539>why are you still playing this dogshit game when you can play worse games?
There should be shipboarding battles in the game;whether it's defensive or offensive
>>567429349Boarding missions PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GODI shouldn't have to keep playing reach for the most basic space kino
>>567429349it would be too kino>use ultimatum>buddy and 30 automatons get ragdolled into space by the resulting hull breach
How would reinforce in ship boarding? If you say hell pods, then why board the enemy ship when hellpods are piercing the hull and you can just blast the ship apart with kinetic rounds?
what is the use case of solo silo exactlyblowing up spore spewers from spawn?I feel like 500 has all of its combat applications and you get two of them
>>567429927>what is the use case of solo silo exactlycheesing through automaton bunker missions basically.super specialized.anything else is kinda memey
>>567428539deep rock got abandoned so the danes could make a shit roguelike spinoff. far far west is too early access.
>>567429918reverse hellpods, they pierce and drop you from the ceiling>why board the enemy ship?1. It's cool2. They have something fragile that you want3. Proves the might and mercy of super earth4. Ship is too big to get destroyed by a super destroyer, needs helldivers to sabotage it from the inside
>>567429927solo silo kills heavies more consistently.
>>567428539I am playing far far west though
>>567429918Ship boarding in space is retarded and only happens in super soft scifi because of that.So Helldivers will get it eventually because Super Earth being retarded enough to do space boarding is very media literate
GG Chuds
>>567428539It's mostly bug fuckers. Stupid fucking faggots who think taking planets actually matter
>>567430323
/hdg/ - horse dicking general
>>567429918i'd imagine its because its made of old devastator shields and you get helldivers to go in between the gaps
>>567430197>why board the enemy ship?>1. It's coolThat's all you really needThose who need more justification are massive faggots
>>567430717
>>567430323>medium armor
lightcucks are getting uppity againa swift breeze should do the trick
>>567430920
Botfags are being awfully quiet about bug favoritism after joel gave them a free win when they rightfully should have lost the last MO.
>>567431316Bug do not matter you fucking retard fuck off faggot fuck
>>567431316Joel decided to throw them a bone so they don't chimp out, you know how troons are when they get mad
>>567431316They're too busy grinding Vernen Wells (again)
>>567431316>bug chads capture YET ANOTHER planet outside of the MO at the same timeBotfags could never
Killed my first hive lordPost drip
>>567431910
>>567430280>super destroyer rotates 90 degrees>you now have a full battery of anti-ship weapons and 4 pods for boardingkino
I'm a true patriot niggaI'm a master of ceremony nigga
>>567431676>>567431316pathetic samefagging
>>567432249learn to take it on the chin
breaking news: bugfags insist on taking "it" on their chins
bugchasers in shambles
>>567432661see >>567432592
>>567431316>>567431536>Didnt see the SOBugchasers dont play the game? Imagine my shock!
*trivializes your faction*
>>567432697>>567432947>so dogshit at the game Joel had to give you a freebie so you won't mass review bomb the gamepathetic bot tranny, lower the difficulty
>no content this month>June update will most likely be released at the very last day of the monthYay
>>567433083>botchads were the first to meet the SO requirements>Botchads get a boost to liberation>"UH.. JOEL DID IT!"Holy cope. Also how the fuck do you fail a melee SO on the all melee faction lmfao
Gucci 'Rape victim' Slippers
How have they not fixed audio bugs on the bot front
>>567433083>so you won't mass review bomb the gameWhy are you trying to act like bugchasers didnt review bomb the game because the Hive Guards?
>>567433230>End result: 99.63%>against the most numerous and easy to kill chaff faction that at no point stops running directly at and into youOH NO NO
>>567433441Because it wasn't just bugchasers, it was the whole playerbase. And it wasnt hive guards, you're just saying that because you have a parasocial relationship with a company that doesn't care about you.
>he thinks killing escaped farm animals is meritorious
>>567433654>Because it wasn't just bugchaserslmao cope. Hive Guards were the center of the talks during that entire diaper-shitting fest
Now this is the part where the bot trannies shift the topic to something else entirely in an desperate attempt to distract others from their humiliation ritual
>>567433778learn to take it on the chin
>go to sauna>like really hot sauna to sweat out toxins>sauna has 10 different rooms you can pick, all with different temperatures>room 1 is 0°C>room 2 is 0.1°C>room 3 is 0.2°C>...>room 9 is 0.8°C>room 10 is 15,000,000 °C>"hey room 10 seems a bit excessive, can you tone it down?">"HUR DUR IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT JUST GO TO ANOTHER ROOM."
>>567433778let them think that, bugchasers will keep supplying us with space oil while we fight actual enemies
Now this is the part where the bugchasers deflect to something else entirely in an desperate attempt to distract others from their inability to take it on the chin
Who is this botnigger verison of gucci slippers? They both sound the same
>>567434157Hello, Gucci Slippers
>>567434087you just know this guy is an exclusive bugdiver
>>567434157balenciaga slippers
>spend 20 minutes on a mission clearing every objective>get kicked when extraction is readyThere's got to be a better way
>>567434157Nordgun
Are you ready for the SC hack apocalypse today? I heard they're implementing EAC?
>>567435693>Are you ready for the SC hack apocalypse today?yes, cheated in another 20k+ SCs right now just to make sure I have plenty when they crack down
Easy Anti-Sneed is being implemented it seems.
>>567435813Yeah, I hope they only plug the hack, if they also reset the SC on accounts they find to be suspicious then we're fucked
>>567427135the archive server being slow af elevated the experience, i could see what was coming and brace myself for the vomit reflex.
>>567436102formerly chuck's anti-cheat
Sweden will introduce a new currency when the anti hack is implemented. Old nonpaid super credits will also be useful for older content and new content forwards will need the new superduper credits. Paid for old credits will convert into superduper credits.
I have just under 15k so Im not too worried
>15k>enoughoh sweet summer child
How over is it for me? There ain't no way they gonna think this is legit
>>567436291rude cat
>>567436510Eh, it will get me through maybie a year or two, its not too bad. Im on console though, so I'd have to beg my pc bro to lend me more shekels, and that'd just be awkward
>Fleshmobs still clip through terrainJust delete this fucking mistake of an enemy or hire Nixxes to do it since theyre the only ones that actually know how to do their jobs.
>>567435091I haven't even seen him in months
>>567436659Either going to do nothing or they do a massive banwave that kills the game. I'm not kidding but their API security is so dogshit chinks have been selling services for free samples/medals/sc wher you just give them your friend code in game and they will directly add it through your account. You cannot imagine the amount of compromised accounts from dirty SC being added and shared through public lobbies. All it takes is 1 guy joining adding 1 sc and your account is flagged.
When is the new content so endless bickering here can be relieved for a bit?
>>567437580they won't ban anyone initially. It would take away from their projected profits from people forced to buy SC again.
>>567437276i never had any faith in that bugfix. there was no guarantee that whatever they did would fix it, and even if it did, there was also no guarantee that their disastrous version control wouldn't just quietly reintroduce it in the next patch.good think i don't play zombieslop
>>567437580So dropping SC for farmers made me feel good and helped to insulate me from a massive banwave >:)
>>567437832>no content>people bitch>content comes out>people bitch about itit never ends, anon. At least during dry content spells the tourists are all gone
>>567437832Come back near the end of August. Swedes have mandated summer vacation that lasts that long.
could I get a lobby doko with a side of fries
>>567438316your greed sickens me
>>567438316No can do. Penis Machine is broken. Sorry
>>567438316sorry, masturbating to abdoslop right now
>>567411670ran this for an operation, fun but my muscle memory kept making me dump the whole mag so the longer reload animation playedI imagine if you get into a rhythm it feels pretty cool
>>567438316My Uber Eat is taking his sweet ass time delivering the food, I need my big mac with extra cheese right now
>>567432048My fellow Kodiak chocolate colored fellow, but I use SC-34 Infiltrator for armor.Trying to defrost childhood drawing skills.
>>567439136loomis NOW
>>567439136draw sex
>5k sc in reserveam I safe? is it over?
>>567439385might be good enough until you legit lose interest in the game
>>567439385cheat like 14k more just to be safe
>>567439385if you don't have 40k might as well uninstall the game
>join random pub brick>have gut feeling that the faggot host will kick me at the end>call down tesla tower as the pelican lands>board peli>teammates zapped>get kickedIt's like I'm psychic or something man.... I swear I have ESPN
I still want to be an ammo slut for nonny
the dobby for lokoD10bug or botsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241172229970/76561197999417031
>>567439851>I swear I have ESPNThats nothing. I have ESL
>>567440130>I have ESLthat's nothing. I have ED
>>567439851>>567440130poorfags, I have PS+
>>567440190>I have EDThat's nothing i have cancer
>>567439851>>teammates zappedhuh
>>567440130knowing multiple languages is somehow a bad thing?
>>567440432there is at least one autist in here who's only insult is ESL. Kinda cringe really
>>567440028full
>>567440432needing another language is, you should be born speaking the lingua franca otherwise you are conquered
>>567440432of course not, you're talking to a 70IQ trailer trash hick who thinks his lack of braincells is cool and patriotic
So EAC will make the game run better at least right?right???
>>567440886>kernel-level anticheatyeah.... sure anon.... sure.....
>>567440790Wow, I didn't know the British is running America
>>567440992Isnt that all anti-cheats nowadays because faggots cant stop cheating and created this endless game of cat and mouse?
>>567441116not game guard... sweet beautiful game guard...
>>567441058it's a bri'ish world ur just livin innit
>>567441116>someone joins your lobby and starts cheating>kick them>joins someone else's lobby and they're cheating>leavewow we really need a rootkit just to play the game huh
>>567440432no, EOPs just feel insecure when seeing people that speak more than one language
>>567440886>assuming they'll be replacing GameGuard with EAC>not knowing that they'll probably add it alongside GameGuardWelcome to two layers of anticheat for a 50% performance loss.
>>567441509>Someone joins>Starts dropping a ton of premium currency with the intent to disincentivize people from buying currencyYeah, apparently we do since you fags cant take an inch without taking a mile. You're worse than FF14 players
>>567441428
>>567441675>with the intent to disincentivize people from buying currencythis is morally correct though? unless you're trying to say that rent-seeking is not demonic behavior
>>567441967>this is morally correct though?If youre poor and also feel entitled to free things for no reason, I guess you would see that as morally correct.
>epoch is totally silent >friendly tesla shoots the opposite direction the wave is coming from to kill me>murdered by extraction pelican autocannonwhat did I do to draw the swedish ire
>>567441621They got Nixxie doing this shit anon. They outsource everything now because they are too incompetent. Unfortunately game will still look like shit because of the blurry outdated FSR 1 they keep using
did they nerf the sweeper? I swear it had a tighter spread than that
>>567442212Epoch beeps are a separate audio file instead of being part of the firing sound like it is on the railgun. That means any sort of lag will make it silent or barely audible because the game is constantly fighting what audio plays or not :)
>>567442171>entitled to free things for no reasonI'm white so this happens quite frequently. If you're brown I guess it'd be hard to understand, but please don't project your feelings of inadequacy onto me.
>>567442321The spread readout is just kinda weird like that. Sometimes it'll show the spread being tighter than it actually is.
>>567442641>I'm white so this happens quite frequently.Oh, so youre just a retarded communist with a delusional world view. That explains a lot of your entitled attitude.
>>567442803apparently perceived entitled behavior in a video game is enough to personally offend you. one has to wonder why you don't apply that same standard to the rent-seeking exhibited by arrowhead and sony. a bit of hypocrisy, perhaps?
>>567442236Upscaling is just impossible to implement, anon. And there's nobody they can look to for guidance. We- I mean they are focusing on new, epic content and you should be grateful that you don't have to pay a dime for any of it. As long as you don't forget to buy super credits to keep funding the development.
>>567443756It's kind of sad that not only are AH retarded Swedes but the worst one out of every other Swede game dev studio. Fucking Fatshark got that shitty engine to use DLSS and a better FSR which is why it isn't a blurry mess compared to HD2
>WAHHHHHHHH SOMEONE CHEATED SUPER CREDITSWAHHHHHHHHHHH I DIDN'T SO YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSONshut the fuck up faggot, you're defending arrowhead of all people, not our fault you're a sucker who gave his money to shit developers
Oh my fucking God they're actually going through with the EAC aren't them
>>567444269if nothing else it'll give us another community melty to keep things entertaining in the absence of actual content
LODS OF ESS SEE
Supercredit cheaters indirectly fuck me as the anticheat software is computer aids and hurts performance. No cheaters means this shit wouldn't be necessary. Thanks low trust society brownoids for fucking it up.
>>567444269Say thank you to the unfiltered rapefugees who spammed cheat tutorials on reddit
>>567444507blame the jews in charge of implementing microtransactions
>>567428539>Deep rocki want to shoot things other than bugs and bugs with robot skins>far far westthe theme doesn't engage me at all, i hate the character design and overall gameplay
>>567440886I've had absolutely no problems with the game running whatsoever after I uninstalled it.
>>567444636>overall gameplayat the risk of sounding like I care, can you elaborate? the overall gameplay is virtually the same as helldivers, just with more emphasis on cooperative play
>>567444776if you take gameplay in my post to mean it's a shooter than fine. but playing it feels more like overwatch and games similar as far as animations and attacks go
>>567443684So now youre projecting how youre feeling on me because I gave you cognitive dissonance about yourself and how the world works. Is that right?
>>567429927Silo has more firepower and more consistently kills super heavies. It's main competitor is the leveler. IMO silo is most useful vs fs and vox engine convoys since it is a free strider kill with infinite range
>>567445410why the fuck don't they just fire that missile from the destroyer anyway
>>567428539Because I wanted to play a game like Mercenaries but more modern
>>567428539This game made me realise that spectacle and presentation matter to me.
>>567444461'Ere's some dosh, grab it while it's super hot.
>>567442212Did this happened every 7 minutes?
>>567445572It's a mystery really
Orbital Speaki Barrage incoming. Stand clear!
sawtard bros why do pubbies have utter contempt for us?they will throw every red they have on top of you as you hold a heavy down
>>567445792MIND CONTROL - DELETE. FREE OF THOUGHT. bullet time would be kino.
D1 grind is more fun than actually playing the game.
>Gave myself 15k SC slowly over the past week>AH probably wont do shitThis should probably be enough for all future content
The higher difficulties need triple the amount of chaff units. This is supposed to be a horde shooter not a crowd shooter.
So, cool they can change the anti-cheat quicklyBut when will they fix all the underlying years-long bugs and issues?
Its good that they're doing bug fixes. Im just worried of the other shit they'll put in while they (or another studio they outsourced to) do it
>>567447843Doesn't affect their money so they don't give a shit. Their most ardent bootlickers all deny the game even having any problems now.
LobboL KokkoKsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241177922171/76561198040375859
>>567447379
I refuse to believe that was posted in earnest.
>>567447379ps5 can't handle it, sorry
I accept to believe that was posted in earnest.
>>567447843>So, cool they can change the anti-cheat quicklyquickly? it's been over 2 years
When are adding more collab warbonds? A rick and morty warbond would be awesome!
>>567447379>This is supposed to be a horde shooter not a crowd shooter.The devs unironically think they made a milisim and tricked everyone into thinking its a horde shooter. So it will never happen unless the devs accept that nobody fell for or cares about their delusion.
>land direct 500kg on a war strider>it surviveswhat's even the point of this bomb when the second most common bot heavy can shrug it off??
>>5674480022/4
>Arrowhead thinks hey tricked people into buying a "milisim"What are the odds the movie will be the exact same shit? >"Heh, they thought they were getting a cool action movie but its actually a SCATHING satire about America!"
swede satire is so ass that it feels like glowie controlled opposition
Is there any actual logical reason to switch to EAC other than trying to stop SC cheats? Do they even know if it actually works? cus i can't see much other reasons to "stop" cheating since it's not PvP anyway, other than some griefing mods maybe?
>>567448389I reckon you under estimate the amount of toasters used to play this game
>>5674480023/4
Explain to me how making a HD1 esque upgrade system for both stratagems and weapons would fundamentally be any different from them doing it in the first game?>muh detailed modelsGenuinely not an argument.
anyone else stop playing bots after cyborgs got added?
>>567449060Didn't they literally have to change the narrative after speaking with the UN about games changing the way people think?
swede satire so good dadgamers believe super earth are the good guys
Swedish satire is so shit because they lack the spine to fully commit in making you look like the bad guy
>>567449120>Is there any actual logical reason to switch to EAC other than trying to stop SC cheats?It's the cheapest piece of shit anticheat you can possibly find.>Do they even know if it actually works? No>cus i can't see much other reasons to "stop" cheating since it's not PvP anyway, other than some griefing mods maybe?Arrowhead is doing the bare minimum to stop SC cheating because a Sony representative calmly and firmly told Shams he'll murder and force feed him his family unless the SC sales stop dropping
>>567448002FVLL
>>567448748It doesn't make much sense as bile titans have about 2x the health (3500 vs 6500) than a warstrider and can be killed by a single 500kg. It ends up be the swigger overly complicated damage system. Bile titan limbs will balloon the damage a 500kg deals as they have 50% explosive resist and stack damage while warstrider limbs have 100% explosive resist and do not stack damage. I don't use 500kgs against bots as a result.
>>567449249The swedes and Paul Verhoeven both fucked up by making the le heckin' evil fascist society actually look kinda nice to live in. The swedes doubly fucked up by making all of super earth's enemies into genocidal threats.
>>567429918Reinforcement is not per individual, it's per squad. Arrives by pelican through "checkpoints" , i,e, hangars taken control of as we progress throughout the ship.
>>567449967>looks nice =/= is niceJust look at something like Dubai or something.what's your IQ?
>>567449235are you asking if people avoid the planets with cyborgs or just stopped playing bots in general even on non-cyborg planets
>>567450327Dubai does not even look nice to everyone. It only looks nice to people with shit tastes
>>567446743>anon made the relevant image I was too lazy to make when I made a shitpost It's a Democratic kind of feeling.
>warp pack through charger>flip around and one shot it in the butt with speargunnever gets old
>>567450327>dubaiBrownoidsDesertShit truck convoys because no sewageIslam>starship troopersWhiteHappyPatriotsNuclear families
Every game today was retards with ultimatums killing themselves and teammates. I'm talking non-stop. These were all 100+ mostly 150 retards. What the fuck is going on?
>the free 500kg only has one useDo ship upgrades not apply to free stratagems?
>>567450683it worked for mine I just gotta rearm the eagle
>>567450607What front
>>567450683When you use it and rearm the eagle it should come back with 2. Swede quality.
>>567450504easy to be democratic when the truth is so simple.
>>567450683Only the first use is one-time for whatever reason.
>>567450607The crossplay experience.
>>567450607I too am seeing more and more meta build fags with the eruptor, crossbow, and ultimatum in some combination
>>567450751Bots and bugs.>>567450902They were all PC.
>>567449967They both fuck up by not showing the le heckin "facists" actually doing anything wrongthe ST movie is so toothless because it doesn't tackle heinlein's arguments at all and just lifts names to tell a story in a barebones setting with very slight allusions to propaganda while completely misunderstanding the point the novel was trying to make about the sacrifice of service i.e. treating the amputated recruiter as foreshadowing instead of what it is, an attempt by the state to explicitly impress upon hyped up volunteers the real risk of bodily harm they're undertaking by enlisting for federal serviceand with Hd2 being a derision of a derision the setting is totally incoherent and attempts at satire are completely inept and unfocused
>>567451059>They were all PC.I'm sure they own a console.
>>567450607This is the target audience now
>>567451408What point are you even trying to make here? Are you poor and don't own any consoles? Isn't it about time you outgrew finding elitism based on someone's possessions?
>>567450950handling enemies up close isn't my problem that's the job of lesser beings such as dogs, turrets and my team mates
>>567450394stopped playing bots in general it completely put me off them
>>567450683>>567450747>>567450809>>567450853i think they limit it to one initially for people who don't have the upgrade. i'm not saying it's good coding but that's the only logical reason i can come up with>>567451687i'm not sure why you would, what changed after the cyborgs came if they aren't on the planet you are playing on? or an easier question - do you just not like vox engines or something?
>>567449710>while warstrider limbs have 100% explosive resist and do not stack damage.the war strider should take the following damage from a 500kg bomb exlosion:1500 directly to the main (0% exDR)1200 from the upper torso (0% exDR, 80% transfer)720x2 from the legs, (40% exDR, 80% transfer)for a theoretical total of 4140 damage vs its 3500 main HPhowever the explosion hitbox on the 500kg is notoriously fucky as hell so even landing right beside it seems to leave it on a few hundred HP (only a second or two of beaming with the laser cannon to the upper torso will finish them off). That or the war strider has its own version of the bug that made charger asses not take (direct impact) explosive damage for a time
>>567451283>Hd2 being a derision of a derision the setting is totally incoherent and attempts at satire are completely inept and unfocusedDoesnt help that the most "evil" thing Super Earth does is have 40 hour work weeks (this is horrifying to the average swede) and playing off every "evil" act as a joke. It all falls completely flat.
>>567452660unironic media illiteracy
>>567449235I try to avoid fighting War Striders whenever possible and have actually started to prefer fighting bugs. War Striders are just that fucking unfun to fight.
>>567450607a lot of competent people who care left
>>567452904It really feels like this though.
>>567445572Swedish malice.
>>567451620Cry about it peasant.
>>567453253you realize that the only viewpoint we have of super earth is heavily tinted by propaganda, right? I hope you're not unironically trying to make a case for them
>>567452660>Doesnt help that the most "evil" thing Super Earth does is have 40 hour work weeksYeah, if you're completely oblivious and don't read into anything at all ever.Or hell, if you just conveniently forget things, like>Televised surprise dissident executions, it could be (You!)
D10bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241181821684/76561197999417031
What's with the excessive hate against consolebros? Even when someone says bad players were on PC, niggas are still like>YEAH WELL I BET SPIRITUALLY THEY WERE CONSOLEFAGSIt's a bit irrational, no?
Consoleniggers are universally considered second-class citizens.
>>567454436those anons just aren't confident enough to outright call you a nigger yet, so they stick to euphemisms like "consoloid" or "basketball american"
>>567453253Our enemies are a reflection of SE's own intent,Borgs used to be slaves (actually borged to be better slaves)Squids used to be benevolent benefactorsBugs used to be (?) I can't rememberNow all the factions have "grown up" and are set on both revenge and protection against further genocide.Everything in HD2 is the result of the first galactic war where SE was the aggressor.It's like shooting someone and crying outrage when they shoot back.
>>567453965>bots break SE propaganda channels>best argument they could make is "pwease don't kiww us we just wanna bwend famiwies >3<">*insert shittily made propaganda video where the victims are literally just mining droids
>>567454652bugs are niggers
>>567454652That's the thing tooThe satire was still basic asf in helldivers 1 but atleast it was competentThe shitire in helldivers 2 is worthless because their writers just made them actually ontologically evil this time around
>>567454436Its just the devkce the majority of people play. So you'll encounter niggers, mexicans, squeakers, and all kinds of other creatures. Its the working at retail of game devices.And I say this as a fellow consolebro.
>>5674543932/4
If we do this, we can take a planet with 5% resistance, which would be nigh impossible even with 30k players as we have seen earlier past MOTL;DR: Go Vernen, then Martale, then AesirMarfark will fall on it's own if we do this
>>567455060dont care, dropping on marfart
>>567455060YOU VILL FOLLOW ZE BLOB INTO THE BOTGRINDER SNOW PLANET
>>5674543933/4
>>567455060>sends a level 90 jeet invasion to martar baynuffing personeel, dahlit
>>567454818Understandable, it's a shame that those ne'er-do-wells drag down the reputation of good folks like you.
>>5674543933/4 come on fags
>>567454794>The shitire in helldivers 2 is worthless because their writers just made them actually ontologically evil this time aroundI don't think it's bad but HD2 is sorely lacking the encyclopedia from HD1. There is a lot of context you can miss jumping straight into HD2 and you could safely assume the bugs, bots, and squids are just plain evil.I'm not sure why there isn't a hall of records or whatnot that you could unlock or is kept somewhere on the ship.
>>567455060good luck herding the blob
>>567454393BOOBAsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241181821684/76561197999417031JOIN
kill yourself
>>567455179>>567455526this thread can make a difference and you fucking know it, just start spreading the word, they'll see you as a tactical genius to the retards
>>567455505>you could safely assume the bugs, bots, and squids are just plain evilThey literally areWell maybe not the bugs, they're just wild animals, but certainly the other two
>>567450607I just came back after over 18 months off. I'm rusty.
>>567455754ЗA КИБEPCTAH!ДA ЗДPABCTBУET BCEЛEHHAЯ PEBOЛЮЦИЯ!BПEPЁЁЁЁЁЁЁЁД!!!
>>567455613PITA
>>567454662It really was funny how the best they couldve done to really change peoples mind is some meme recreation of the intro but still want us to think were the bad guys.
>>567455754I wouldn't say it's that simple, it's the result of completely tossing the idea of any degree of co-existence.All the factions (including SE) feel ramped up and exaggerated compared to the first game which I heavily prefer compared to a more boring aesthetic.Bots running on human smoothies is hilariously evil though.I wish I could say more but I'd have to sift through the countless major order texts dumps for examples. This game really needs an event/history log.
>>567453575But I own both? Please explain the point you're trying to make. Not that I really need you to. I know it's literal grade school mentality associating random possessions as being acceptable or superior.
>>567455060TL;DR there is no point in trying actual strategy when Jewoel and Shitit can make up attacks and change numbers at will.
>>567455060Wondering why there's no widespread site or anything like that where people can discuss and vote on galactic strategies. And no, just because it's a site, it would be used, demonstrated by the wiki or companion app being frequented by lots of people. It's sad to look at the bot front right now, there are about 3 bot sectors which could be easily freed by using the siege tactic, but that will never happen. Imagine diving with actual purpose beside the MO, or actually wanting real galactic liberation outside MOs by just having a couple thousand free a planet. What a dogshit failure of a system.
>>567458284This is at least partially outdated. I know Alpha Commanders spawn normally now and patrols don't favor hosts as much (I got swamped a couple times even away from the host by a ton of patrols).
>>567455060I'd rather hit the bots from the back, take wasat or X45 then push in real deep to Vega bay maybe even Wezen if we're lucky putting 2 planets under siege. Vega especially is just begging for it
stalwart or mmg for buggers
>>567459179Maxigun
>Stealthfag>D10 only>Random SOS joiner, any faction>Ignores teammates and finishes primary objectives>Schizo radar checker>0 Deaths on average unless Pred Strain, that shit can't be helped> Smoke nades to provide cover if allies aren't shit>Immediately kills all moonrune playersHow bad am I? Malevelon made me what I am.
>>567459179Napalm
>>567458284DGAF, gonna host anyway cuz I relish overcoming Swedish perfidy
>>567459179Bulletstorm
>>567459179XMG
Post more sexy helldiver women / leandivers I'm horny
>>567456597Cyborgs are quite literally insane and are ideological opposites of Super Earth, they're also capable of waging a galactic war with almost no resourcesCoexistance is not an option, even a ceasefire would lead to conflict eventuallyAs for squids, they're a galaxy level threat capable of tearing holes in reality, and they exclusively target civilians, they gotta go
>>567461324I LOVE GAY SEXI LOVE CUTE BOYS AND THE NOISES THEY MAKE IN BED
>>567461324
>>567461523God I wish cute boys were real>>567461534armpits erotic...
>>567461523>>567461610Very weird posts
>>567461324no
>>567461771https://youtu.be/h_vLa4_JGfU?si=3Ah2tDuFX6apm5NU
>>567462540it really is a tranny gun
BotGODS are dominating this invasion. How can bugcels and squidgames even compete?
>>567462540what kind of fag uses their own time to make these things
>>5674627085 seconds in MS paint, don't worry chud some of us are pros
I'm fuckin scared bros, I have over 1000 hours in this game. I cheated like 14k worth of sc. Im addicted to this thing, there's no way they cant detect cheated SCs unless you have like a million.
>>567462708tranny post
>>567462708You will never be a woman
>>567462781oof imagine getting banned by these devs lmao
>>567462708post Ed, Edd, n Eddy cartoon network was dogshit
>>567462996Everything looks so similar now. We had a ton of variety too, Every cartoon nowadays just seems "lol so random and quirky!" millennial slop
>>567462662its a gun in a video game troonyou can't claim it
>>567461386Why do you act like there isn't a history to this story or that SE does not also commit atrocities everyday? SE is just big brother in a different coat of paint and higher tech.In addition, we only know SE's highly warped perspective and have zero understanding of the inner workings of the bots or squids so we can't make any accurate claims about whether they are better places to live than SE.I wouldn't be able to tell you what the other factions would do if they won the war and destroyed SE command because we have only ever seen these factions during war time.I can tell you what SE would do to the other factions if they won the war, re-enslave the borgs or eradicate them and genocide the squids again.also SE is incredibly reckless for poking the hyper evolutionary hornet's nest and is directly responsible for the terminid threat as they are now (and they could be responsible for allowing squids back into the galaxy via Meridia).
>>567463280>SE commits atrocitiesname one we've committed in game
>>567463364Once, during the super earth event, I shot a group of civilians thinking they were voteless.
All the atrocities are committed by seaf
>>567463364This is bait at this point
>>567463280>I wouldn't be able to tell you what the other factions would do if they won the war and destroyed SE command because we have only ever seen these factions during war time.>BugsEat us all>BorgsTurn 99% of humans into bio juice and augment the rest>SquidsTotal zombificationUse your brain
>>567463364The Meridian singularity. The Penta black hole.
>>567463364Scenes like this are happening all across the galaxy
>>567463484>BugsYeah>Borgs and SquidsSquids may eradicate us since they are truly alien but why would borgs kill nearly everyone when they are also human?Automatons are a means to an end for the borgs and it's extremely unlikely human juice is the ONLY viable fuel source for the bots.
I wish I could be next
>>567463983No people were hurt during those incidents
>>567463983>The Meridian singularity.Bugchasers were given spiked HRT injections and they made a wormhole in their squid-induced delirium>The Penta black hole.A masterful play by botMASTERS. Notice how nothing came from it. Snoyborgs vomited their own shit out of fear and coped by raping their trooper bots.
>>567464081>why would borgs kill nearly everyone when they are also human?Its a mystery
Real niggas know that if Super Earth were to fall the bots and borgs would start a civil war between machines and hybrids
>>567464116>meridiaThere's several asteroid collections named after former planets that would disagree.>b-but the squids do thatwhere did the squids come fromthe meridian singularitywho made the meridian singularity>pentacyborgs are human
I just had an idea. Imagine if on colony maps there were small militia holdouts with civies using the constitution.
>>567464279>you don't understand we are fighting LITERAL DEMONSYou can't be serious
Thoughts on an energy weapon with a bayonet that deals extra damage based off how much heat it has? First thought was shotgun but I guess a semi auto rifle might be better
>>567464081>why would borgs kill nearly everyone when they are also human?theyre communists. human life has no inherit value to them
>>567464752the difference is thats a mask and theyre strapping human skulls to a bunch of their robots
>>567465000Its a really cool idea but its held back by the fact its melee. Shitpost aside it could be really fun if you could charge the bayonet to be anti tank
>why would he kill millions of people? doesnt he know theyre also human?
>>567465320the caveat here is that slavs aren't human
>>567465389trvke
>>567464752Bro I don't think you can compare that to a culture of putting heads on spikes
Is it true that there's official helldivers merch now? I wonder what the quality is
>>567462996I'd say halfway through the adventure time era it went to shitThe non stop rebecca sugar sweep was nauseatingI'm glad they started that checkered past block and start AS at like 5pm nowthe only people who have cable don't give a fuck about any of the slop they put out now anyways
>>567465320It was funny
>grown in a vat>nearly all body parts and organs replacedcalling them human still is a meme
>>567465320
>>567465596if super earth started fielding them you'd suddenly think they're based and patriotic
>>567465596>reddit headcanon again
>>567465320>>567465389Slav history is honestly so fucking funnyLike oh all of that racist shit about them being a horde of barbaric retards was actually true and if anything downplayed in retrospectBut being a retarded barbarian isn't so bad desu, they're pretty cool
>>567428094>Someone suggests they work more than seven months a year on their 24/7 live service game>AAAAAH HELP ME SWIGGERMAN I'M GOING IIIIINNSSAAAANE
Super Earth is just kinda bad at being the good guysBut we're trying
>>567465141>>567465426>I don't think you can compare that to a culture of putting heads on spikesWhat if I compared it to a culture of putting heads on spikesThe specifics don't matter anyway it's the same principle of psychological warfare and destroying enemy morale.Again, at the meta level we only know of the factions during wartime and know nothing of their own self governance besides "borgs are communist".
>>567465771>But being a retarded barbarian isn't so bad desu, they're pretty cool>desuIvan, you're glowing
>>567465876Fucking newfag
>>567465926I'm not the one who just got hit by the word filter
So...have they fix anything yet or the Sweeds still on their retarded summer break?
>>567465756youre right his arms and legs and cock are just invisible
>>567465596>pattern recognition moment>humanoid shape = humanm-muh feelin's
>>567466051I knew i was gonna trip the word filter but i don't care because i'm not a pedantic faggot like (you)
>>567466051who the fuck cares retard
>>567428539DRG seems abandoned for the devs 5 other random shit gamesFar West looks like a FOTM meme like Repo or Peak
>>567466121>Retard doesnt know what cybernetics areFucking dipshit. Do not speak to me.
>>567465851>Destroying enemy moraleit literally does the opposite, it paints you as the ontologically evil retards that Super Earth wants you to beIf you were even a slightly skeptical human and then saw robots walking around with human body parts strapped to them, you'd instantly become a hyper patriot
>>567466147>>567466201ebonics speakers getting uppitywhen's the filter for sybau coming
>>567428539Its a better game than the two meme you just cited, despite everything the swiggers are doing to sabotage it.
>>567432947Why the fuck do I gotta do stupid shit when I can log in and still get my medals doing whatever the fuck I wanna do? Dumbass
>>567466072Didn't you hear anon?They're fixing SC hacks tonight! :D(will be bypassed in under 24 hours)((will ban swaths of innocent people who had sc cheated for them without asking or no banwave will happen and stockpilers are vindicated))
>>567428256You DO replace the thermal paste every 4-5 years, right?
>>567466279>sybauI don't even know that one, so i think you must be the nigger.But seriously what does it mean?
>>567437580Id laugh my ass off if they did the GTA V thing where people not even remotely involved gets banned lmao
>>567466279sdiybt :clapemoji:
>>567466451suck your brothers ass, and the u is silent
>>567466279This website still has a containment board for ponies and word filters for shit from 2012, get real
>retards are still trying to frame the EVIL FUCKING NIGGER HOLOCAUST HITLER RAPE-O-TRON 5000 that make citizen smoothiesi jej
>>567465320He knew eastern russia and ukraine was gonna be the global center for illegal porn and tried to stop it.
>>567466451"shut your bitch ass up"
>>567466727>illegal pornWhat kind of illegal porn
>>567466778why'd you put that in quotes, also why are you being so mean to him
>>567466708I'm sure the human smoothies, skull decorations, and extreme brutality against non combatants is just one epic prank
>>567466778Yeah thats definitely a nigger thing, alright
>>567466890cats are evil like that
>>567466831Ya know, the illegal kind
>>567467000Nice trips. Also i've seen a bunch of slavic girls getting fucked by dogs. But i think its actually legal in some places like germany.
>>567466708-as the good guys
>>567465596this is a real nigga, the cyborgs we fight are vat grown
>>567465751Yeah because they'd make them look cool in black and yellow armor
>>567466451SweetyYUBe (so)Uppity
>>567466890The cat said it not me
>liberator penetrator gets drum magazines>adjudicator doesn'tdefend this
>>567466265>it literally does the opposite, it paints you as the ontologically evil retards that Super Earth wants you to beThis doesn't matter. SE is super advanced big brother, the vast majority of humanity is brainwashed anyway.>If you were even a slightly skeptical humanThis touches the subject of recruitment for the borgs which they likely do through espionage and establishing secretive terror cells to soften areas before bot invasion. What happens after is a mystery, perhaps they get transported to the interior for unknown purposes.They would do it this way since traditional recruitment would result in any curious citizens immediate disappearing via SE's deep rooted internal security. The borg espionage is speculation since the writers have not expanded on what the factions are doing and that void leaves plenty of wiggle room.
>>567466954it even looks similar to those Mayan ritual killing slabs
>>567467337>YEAH WE'RE GONNA TURN YOUR CORPSE INTO FUEL AND RIP OUT YOUR SKULL AND STRAP IT TO A KILLBOT, BUT YOU'RE BRAINWASHED SO REALLY YOURE THE BAD GUYinsane schizo that probably takes estrogen
>>567466954>>567467420>wahhhh, why are these machines tearing us apart so inhumanely, don't they recognize our HUMANITY?some of you fuckers never played muv luv alternative and it shows
>All of these niggerbabble>Not a single lobby posted
>>567467647no one is complaining that theyre acting like evil barbarians, whats silly is acting like that doesnt make them uber evil and deserving of being wiped out
If dying solo just has your destroyer automatically shoot down another pod near where you died (implying they know exactly where you are at all times) then why the FUCK do we have to have someone else reinforce us instead of having the option to just respawn where we were?
>>567467632You seem hung up on the blending and skull ripping of civilians UNIRONICALLY
>>567465493this?
>>567467741
>>567467647>NTRslop hmmm nyo
>>567467647Faggot, stop moving the goalpost so much, the discussion was about HOW PEOPLE CLAIM THE BOTS ARE THE GOOD GUYS WHEN THEY LITERALLY BLEND THEM not IF they are bad or not.
>>567467632>butNo "but". Just "because".
>>567467647These retarded robots didn't know when to stop and are consuming the entire galaxy. They're like if you mixed bugs and bots then let them loose unchallenged
>>567467832>too many supply squares>ugly question mark on the cup>hat insignia isnt colored>mg43, flamer, and stun baton>BILE SPEWER of all thingsthis is ass
>>567467982>>too many supply squaresIts from the 6 slots backpack we never got but is in the filesbut then they're in the wrong direction
>>567467923Super Earth are ontologically evil, and no action against them is wrong.
>>567467982I like that the hat doesn't call attention Bile spewer is kewl
Give me one good reason the cyborgs shouldnt be wiped out
>>567468151They'll wipe you out first, for starters.>picking fights you can't win
>>567468237the war scoreboard says otherwise
The CGW does the satire better because it has the Helldiver themselves take part in horrible acts. Unlike in the main game where Helldivers routinely do acts of heroism (saving sick kids, protect civilian, rescue SEAF).
>>567468117>one side bad must mean other side goodliteral Marvel tier sheeple logic
d10 botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241190963600/76561197994967934can you niggers shut up
>>567468151We need workers for Cyberstan
>>567468335Of course the discord troons would paint SE as the bad guys, fucking lmao.
>>567468380>both sides bad!Blow it out your ass, "moderate".
Helldivers exclusively target military operationsthe others exclusively target civiliansits a no brainer
>>567468686bug holes are their home :(
>>567468313>t. Joel's future unsuspecting victimHow did bots being gone off the map entirely go?
>>567467741Here's your lobby anonKill em all 2188I am bug manKepler Prime is a fuck249,845,602,589,829 dead bugs
>>5674684812/4
>>567468635Name a SINGLE conflict that had COMPLETELY good and bad sides like that
>>567468151Brigador collab when
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, SUPER EARTH IS EVIL
>>567468818The Korean War. Fuck NATO. Kill NATO. Behead NATO. Roundhouse kick NATO.
>>567468756I FORGOT THE LINK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241191199931/76561198410446740
Let's write a letter to Sony so we can convince them to wip Arrowhead into shape, one word at a time.Dear Sony,
>>567468818Erm, ww2
>>567468818<Insert WW2 Joke and the punchline being the good guys lost>
>>567462781lol I only have like 200 hours in the game despite owning the game since 2024. If I get banned I'll just move onto something else.recently started to watch Dorahedero, I'm kind of liking it
>>567468938Swiggers
>>567468839>for vehicles its just the hippy wagon with 1:1 arcs
Reminder Super Earth is parody of the US, and American soldiers or civilians dying would be the best thing ever and absolutely just. They might even cry about it, too.
I met John Helldiver and she was black
>>567468335These guys are getting too big for their britches if they're inserting headcanon
>>5674684813/4
>>567468938BURN
Is it cool?
>>567469047Robutt?
>>567469127It's hot
>>567469070inserting headcanon is kinda the troon modus, no?
>>567469127>Handheld flamethrower>CoolYou tell me, anon.
>>567468619Anon, Arrowhead has always meant Super Earth to be the super evil empire of the setting, and the player characters random inconsequential goons. However, player actions run against this narrative (saving kids, saving SEAF, getting skilled enough in the game to actually be able to do missions solo, and against "overwhelming odds, etc.)Arrowhead intended Super Earth and its Helldivers to be evil, and to this day still insinuates that they are. But the players have chosen not to be evil, and continues to choose not to be.t. media literate
>>567468945>>567468946>UK>specifically targets civilians, first to do so in the war>USSR>lol, lmao even, too long to list>USA>literal torture and encampment of people but when others do its a no-no so we must invade
>>567469070Of course, they're 17yo trooncorders. They think they're le epic.
>>567468839My life for a loyalist rig
>>567469260Why is Todd Howard dressed as a teletubby menacingly wielding a shotgun
>>567469381not joining your slop lobby
>>567469395Someone didn't wanna hear his sweet little lies
>>567469381>failed to joinI guess fags finally joined
>>567468481le full
>>567469343Why are you following me from threads on /v/? Or did I follow you?
>>567469343>Mog mogs our exosuits
>>567469260The US at least tried to overfeed prisoners at the expense of its own populace as a psyop. But yes, interment of japanese-americans was entirely unwarranted.
>>567469586idk im just in both at the same time, been playing the demo
>>567469260>comparing jap camps to the holocaustdisingenuous anon
>>567469850Anyways...*drops the most destructive weapon ever conceived on civilian targets, causing untol destruction and death, twice.*Ermm... sowwyy... they made me do it...
>>567470035Should have surrendered when they were told to
>>567470035Don't make me post the pics of a job with a literal baby impaled on his bayonet
>>567470035LMFAOThe nukes were toysIf you wanna bring up total civvie death you have to bring up how we firebombed like half of asia between the japs and north koreansI honestly feel bad for NK they totally won that war but NATO (The US) were too spooked about soviet dominance to let the commies spread
>>567469850Look up the camps the US had in the Philippines a few years earlier and giving literal orders to kill babies.
>>567470181jap*
>>567469726Is it fun?
>>567470035>America: "Surrender, faggots or we'll btfo you">Japan:"Heh, you amerifats dont have shit">*America BTFO's them*>Japan: "A-Americhads..... we kneel....">America: "I accept your concession."
>>567470035There aren't enough nukes in the world you could detonate that will compare to the destruction and suffering communism has done this past century.
>>567469726Fuck now I want to play the demo again and actually go through with getting anything other than a van. LOBBY DOKO
>>567470035we were already on a six month long incendiary holocaust campaign such that intelligence reports back to command consisted of the total square miles of entire cities incinerated with an american city of similar scale next to it for comparisonthose fuckers had it coming
>>567470035doing it twice was a bluff, that workedthe japs were fully ready and committed to weather just one nuke, and rationalized that the americans couldn't possibly have more because the entire international community had been doing the math on uranium enrichment and concluded on the time to build just one devicewhen the second one fell they didn't want to even chance that they were so wrong that there was a thirdhowever, it's fairly obvious that Harry Truman just had a stiffy for mass murder carried out on his order, and the legacy it would leave him
>>567471030if we're attributing destruction and suffering to ideologies then capitalism takes the cake by far
>>567471189
>APC is 100% dead in the water >confirmed by devs out of sight in a Shanghai interview recentlyHoly shit. The maliciousness of these Swedes can never be fathomed properly. They keep one upping every attempt.
>>567471514>source: my reddit post :)yeah ok
>>567471514>source : some faggot who didn't provide source
>evacuate assets>mission going mostly uneventful>on final wave>drop rocket sentry down on elevated angle>retard places two sentries down in line of sight for mine>they both get destroyed seconds later>cries about it in chat>apologize via voiceline and say 'it chose violence'>suddenly spergs out, destroying both generators>'so did I'>headshot him as he's kicking everyone>it's a consoleniggerWhy is it ALWAYS consoleniggers that do this kind of shit without fail? Every time I've had someone sperg out it's a fucking consolenigger.
obviously corpse desync is a huge issue but I hope the impalers never get fixedwatching them skeedaddle out of the mission area with unlimited speed and rotational force is awesome
>>567471514kill yourself faggot
>>567471654>>567471608Hello Gucci. Hope you are having fun today
>>567470035maybe dont start a global war next time lol
>>567470035>>567470243He's a retard
>>567471514>APC = too overpowered>Tank = not overpoweredThis has to be fake, right?
>>567471847>ask for source>post more bullshit from a literal discord troon
>>567472005It's ok gucci. Keep moving the goalpost for me
>>567470405aye
>two months agoThe dev meet and greet in Poland revealed that arrowhead has decided to scrap the leaked exosuits completely as they feel they would be too overpowered, especially the one with a portable AT-e or bastion cannonI wish this was a joke. It's actually so over. RIP Lumberer, it was literally finished already ://
>>567471847>random pic of the devs with some asians>"thats me now trust everything i say cus i claim i met them"do you know what "source" means?
>>567471961Of course its fake, they won't throw away perfectly good content like this. They can just drop the APC and some bullshit on the side and sell it as major patch.
>>567472131You mean like the cultists?
>>567472236The voices in the wall told you they were scrapped?
>>567454652Bugs used to be actual invasive wildlife that was spreading across the galaxy on their own.
>>567470181The was actually from a postwar chinese movie about nanking.
>>567471189You wouldn't be posting on 4chan, nor would 4chan exist, without capitalism.
>>567471345Even ignoring the atrocities committed by governments at the direct behest of capital like Blair Mountain or foreign wars started for oil, and ignoring every action private organizations like the Pinkertons or Blackwater have taken to date, every year millions of people die from starvation, preventable illness, and the direct effects of policies favoring the capital class simply because it's not profitable to keep them alive. Run that back to the inception of modern capitalism centuries ago and that number starts to look like the Helldivers galactic death count. A few dictator's massacring dissidents by the million or famine deaths from mismanagement don't even begin to compare.
>unironic tankies in my Helldivers threadwhat the fuck
>>567472949this is the commie retard from a while ago again, isn't it?you just don't fucking learn
>>567472906
Get a job you fucking commie faggot.
>polfags and gucci seethingNo lobbies for now
>>567472949I don't think they liked this lmao
>>567472949Millions less people die from starvation every year due to the vast overabundance capitalism creates.
>>567472949Every communist shithole has not lasted for more than a century and they often kill hundreds of millions by the time they fall. Usually due to famine and draconian wrongthink enforcement of the populous. But I am sure it was never real communism.
Can you guys chill pls
Communists do not actually believe in communism. Rather they use it as an excuse to hate humanity.
Going to be skeptical for now but everything seems in character for Pilestedt considering their AMA. Same retarded logic as "we can't put in transmog/weapon customization because it would only benefit hardcore players"
this is now brigador general
super earth executed every single piece of shit commie btw
>>567474079The fact that they unironically talked about the public test server tells me this is bullshit. Its been two years.
>>567474079you genuinely have to be a fucking retard to believe a single word that comes out of this bug's mouthpar for the course of a discord tranny or redditor, naturally
>>567474079This retard can barely speak english and clearly has room temperature IQ. If you believe this, you're a complete fucking moron.
>>567474241Nah I believe him. It's more likely the Swedes lie which is pretty funny considering quotes like this.
>>567474079Thats just retarded enough that it could be real
>>567474117based
>>567474079
>>567474417>>567474375I believe it. Shams/Pilestedt loves doing this sort of stuff at random places. I think a year ago or 2 they revealed some stuff about the game during a Korean gaming convention aka G-Star. Everything they said on there was true especially the hints about the DSS being a "resource sink"
>>567474079>>567474417>>567474576Hey retards i have a bridge to sell
>>567474117>a regime that denies truth, has a clearly fraudulent vote, and is ruled by war hawks, party officers, and oligarchsyeah, super earth is definitely post-soviet union, if anything
>>567474740It emerged from the EU.
>>567474079>they've never heard of Eravin brings me great joy to know there's at least one annoying faggot who's tying the rope right now
>>567474079>Piles has 3000 hours in HD2>rest have 1000 hoursThat's how I know it's fake. That's two zeros too many, on both numbers.
>plausible deniability by relaying information through a middlemanAnother Swede trickery btw.
>>567474824your brain emerged from your ass
>>567474905>retard never heard of game idling and dev workYou do realize this is why some modders on games like L4D2 or gmod have insane 10k+ hours on Steam right?
>>567474905that's their total work hours since development started 10 years ago
>>567468818WWII, but the good guys lost that one.
>>567474079>shanghai oriental pearl tower in equality on seaain't no fucking way this is real, there are no remnants of earth's old culture, Super Earth very deliberately expunged themI would shit down arrowhead's mouth so hard
>>567474740Honestly, I see Super Earth as being an inverted parody of China's "we're totally Communist" thingSaying that they're "hyper turbo ultra capitalism" when they're anything but, only using certain traits from it that they can exploit
>noooo we cant add the apc it would be overpoweeeerd>nooooo we can't add the Cultists they would be too haaaaarrrdWHAT DO THESE DEVS WAAAANNNNNNT
>same people that say bots arent evil are the same guys that say japan dindu nuffinreally makes you think
gg botbrostime for some brigador
>>567475458Japan should've done more actually. Shame they couldn't even beat Mao's kill count of his own people.
>>567475458It seemed more that the point was you're not purely good if you're strat bombing civilians.
ran the killzone smg all day and had fun
>>567475718Are you just playing the demo? I only played the garage mode for a couple of hours before deciding it would probably be better to wait for a more complete release.
>>567472949What if I actually hate those people and don't want more of them in the world?
>>567476416I just wish it had better iron sights can't see shit with those makes it much harder to land headshots.
BOTS D10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241198416118/76561198081046098
>>5674791963/4 GET IN
>>567479196still 3/4 we need one more>joinjoin>joinjoin
amr so fun on gunship patrolsthey don't even get a chance
>>567479913>no jiggletragic
>>567480330the silicone gel package is 999 super credits
>>567480105I prefer either the Railgun, or autocannoning them out of the sky. Wish it's explosion was as effective as the Epoch's in some cases. Though the worst thing about the Epoch/Quasar is the flinching bullshit.
>Playing D10 defense>Someone starts chatting on mic, small talk>A female voice replies>Some other guy joins in>Theyre chatting for a bit>She asks what hobby theyre into>One guy says "I like rape">Rest of the mission is dead silenthmm.
4 more hours till they implement EAC, cheat in as much SC as you can
why does this even kill them
>>567481218it's a video game
>>567471139who is this semen demon?
>>567481218>Shoot someone in the face with an anti-tank rocket>"HURR DURR DURR WHY DOES THAT KILL YOU?"
>>567481218because that destroyable part is marked lethal
>>567480802Reminds me of a retard that I knew in high school and college who kept thinking that it was funny to keep using the "does this smell like chloroform" line or joke about whether or not garbage bags were full of bodies when taking out the trash.
>>567473117Disingenuous fag
>>567481335most of the rest of the face needs more than one shot
>>567481218Because the RR is overtuned enough to destroy the head in one hit.
>>567481218because cyborgs are retarded and decided to put the CPU for all their borgs in gigantic glowing weak spots that look like heads
>>567481218in combat making someone blind for a few seconds can mean instant deathwell what happens when you make someone permanently blind in combat?absolutely useless. most likely self destruct protocol since it can't do shit anymore>>567481218to be honest that was a risky shot - the belly was a much bigger hitbox in your scenario and would have been a one hit kill with the RR anyway.Good tip for the future when you are below them!
>>567481218if i stab you with a fork in the forehead you're probably just going to walk it off, but if i stab you directly in the eye it's going to be a lot worse
>>567481328aisha clanclan from outlaw star (1996) which I haven't watched
>>567481609I think the reason is the borgs wanted them to look more humanized because the borgs see the bots as their children. Theres some obvious exceptions, of course.
>>567481902devious thumbnail
>>567481902MOOOO- wait nvm
>>567481790It could still function by deploying devastators. It could act as a support unit and follow other automatons around while doing so. It could have its sensors repaired if it survives combat.Just self destructing because it no longer has a visual sensor is dumb.
NUKEDIVERS WHERE WE AT?
>>567481902I remember jorging it to this one animation of her getting spitroasted at a hot spring thing in highschool
>>567482138>It could still function by deploying devastators.True, I guess it would make sense it would just stop in its tracks and just shit out enemy units non-stop.Too bad that sounds like a lot of work for arrowhead programmers, so it is never happening.
>>567481218how would you feel if I lobbed a 7 pound rocket through your eye into your skull at the speed of 560 miles per hour?huh?How about that?
>>567482138That's like saying it's dumb that people die when you shoot them in the eye. You destroyed the entire CPU/brain of the factory strider. If you brute force your way through the head armor you can even see a comically large CPU chip in its noggin. The visor slit is simply a chink in the armor that lets you bypass the outer armored helmet.
>>567482465>pound>milesbarbarian
>Bust up the head armor of a factory strider first>Blap>Blap>Blap>Blap>Dead FT Man I love gambling
>>567482465probably the same as if you did that to any other part of my body?
We have to sync up updates between all 3 major platforms so we need to ask for permission from both snoy and xbawks before we can push an update please understand small business things :(
>>567482642FT?
>>567482504The side of the head appears to lack the armored shell of the faceplate but does not provide similar results.
>>567482821I'll tell ya where ya can push yer update har har har
>>567481593>have to shoot it in a small part of the face while its looking at you with its two miniguns that can kill even a heavy nearly instantly>sometimes drop 3 at a time>THIS IS OVERTUNED
>>567482642I tried this shit weapon, can't even kill a bile titan in 12 grenades.never again.
>>567482890The temples of the head are just as weak as the eye. It just doesn't glow like a neon "shoot me" sign and you've been missing the gap in the armor.
>>567482965>the FS eyeball>smallWe're talking about factory striders, not war striders.
>>567482824Was meaning to write FS but then brain does a funny thing and mistook it for another 4-legged super-heavy
>>567482890>>567483016this is the only one-shot kill spot akshuallly
>>567482994arcs only respond well to wielders with the yellow dragon soul of fortune, you just need to cultivate harder
>>567483375WRONG. Also the neck is just as weak. It's just not as xbawks huge as the eyeball from the front.
>>567483375akshully, the neck joint is also
>RR babies are so handheld that they don't even understand the hitboxes of their opponents. They just ungabunga shoot rocket and things die.pottery
>>567483487>>567483501good luck ever hitting that during actual gameplay.the eye hitbox is already goofy as it is
>gettin in some last minute SC before the swedes do their funny update in three hourshave 20k banked so I'll I just do a quick mania run on streets of rage 4 and call it
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241201636611/76561198066017633 d10 any
>>567483615>good luck hitting a target that doesn't glow in the dark like a neon signYou literally just need to aim above the bigass "AUTOMATON" logo. The "tiny weakspot" has got to be a meter fucking wide. How the fuck are you missing?? RR should go back down to 2k damage just to give you guys some more time practicing your aim.
>>567483809You're making it too obvious where you came from faggot.
>>567479196bots won this timeggs though
>>567483809Two support weapons that can easily destroy a Factory Strider regardless of where it hits are the EAT-411 Leveller and MS-11 Solo Silo.Should we nerf them too?
Can the solo silo destroy jammer or watcher towers?
>>567484213They should be nerfed so that they can't make multiple attacks per call down.
>>567484290No
>>567484290nope, now go die storming a jammer since you can't use your crutch stratagems while doing so
>>567484290lol no, same demo force as the leveler.
>>567484290They really just need to make stratagem jammers demo force 50 or whatever is only enough for hellbombs.
>>567484534you can bait Cannon Turrets, Annihilator Tanks, Factory Striders, or Vox Engines into shooting them as well if you have a high IQ
>>567484043you guys LOST?!
Gallant is so good when ya ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's niche.
>>567484534they're already DF50 nerftroon
More objectives should be like the jammer. I want to see hardened spore spewers that need hellbombs to knock out.
>>567484646I just finished unlocking the compensator tonight. I've been using it vs bots but I suspect it's a comfy squid gun.
>>567484646WTF they have toe weakpoints!?!?!?!?!
>>567484868eternal leg meta
>>567484778It has to be>not enough damage and spits its mag out in 2 seconds against bugs>doesn't one tap face plates and the vert climb is crazylike it has to be a squid gun right?
>>567484868They're like factory striders in that they have an inner leg assembly that's enshrouded by heavier armor that you can shoot off. The tips of their toes lack the extra armor that protects the other leg segments. Pyrotech grenades fuck them up.
>>5674836522/4
>>567484998I really hope CGW doesn't get raped by EAC brosI really don't wanna keep playing this game as the swiggers intend :(
>>567484646>>567484868Imagine stubbing your toe at 1,380rpmyeeeouch!!!
>>567484213I actually do think factory striders are far too cucked compared to Voxes. They're 300 ton giga-mechs, they should be scary to fight.
>>567485128I didn't even think of that, swedes would actually get their office firebombed if it happened.
>>567484667that's why I said or whatever is only enough for hellbombs dumb niggercattle
>>567484978I know someone is going to say >supply packBut I was having good luck with the gallant, pissile, arc grenades, supply pack, and quasar. The gallant could pretty much just brute force anything smaller than a hulk without much need for precision. It can take out gunships too. Arc grenades fuck up patrols/bot drops/large groups of devastators. The pissile and quasar deals with the armor.I haven't used it on the squid front yet, but I suspect that it fucks up oversaars something fierce. I'm planning to use the XMG vs the voteless, fleshmobs, and shields. I'm going to use the pissile vs warpships and harvester joints, but on paper the gallant should be able to deal with harvesters too. The webm shows that it can, but you shouldn't need to physically shove the gun into the toe.
>>567483652nvm
>>567485296>>567485128The CGW dev team are quite literally nerftrannies. They would immediately bend over the moment AH asks them to take it down with no fight. As much as they dislike AH for not making the game the dark souls of coop games, they love spiting Reddit/4chan chuds even more.
>>567486101they're sitting there screencapping their namedrops and jerking off over it?christ
>>567486174>they're sitting there screencapping their namedrops and jerking off over it?Look at the dates anon.... Its even worse than you think. They are obsessed enough that they went into the archives and looked at year old posts.
>>567484646Gallant is good, never let some dork tell you it isn't.>b-b-but it's just the lib pen with double the fire ratethat's why it's good.
>tfw was one of the first people to vote on the DSS>Picked Cirrus and watched the blob slowly fall into placeI'm a mastermind
>>567486174You and the faggot trooncord screenshot spammer are doing the exact same shit
>launch game>see where the blob is on each front>no city maps>quit and play something else
IZZAT STATUS: DENIEDUDIT WILL REMEMBER THIS
luv this flying demon
>>567486621hate that you guys teach me these brown words against my will
>>567486379>same damage>same durable damagelib pen can have 540 ammo with SR and drum magsgallant has 490 with drum mags and SRor500 with reg mags and SRso gallant has about 8.33% less ammo for the benefit of 115.6% fire rate increase.I think that is a hell of a good deal!Thanks for enlightening me.
>>567486691They get more and more niche as the years go by i stgeven the most racist patel hating red men i know don't know what the fuck izzat is
>>567486968also the concept of izzat is a lot more prelevant/popular in north india - most south indians will have no idea what is izzat or how to gain it.
>>567486968I got laughed at here because I admitted that I thought "izzat farming" meant farming SC on a planet called izzatAm I not wrong for thinking that off the bat
>>567486671Look at this guy lying on his back stroking his punisher, pumping his shit while watching his hot dog blow its load all over some poor bugs
>>567486889aren't you forgetting the gallant has 120% bullet drag and the penetrator only has 30%
>>567487136I mean, in a sense, farming SC is izzat farming.
>>567487172does it matter when you are engaging enemies within a 50 meter range on average?
>>567487272120% drag factor means you lose ~half your damage at 20 meters.
>>567486671
>>567487318ACK
What if a gun had negative drag?
>>567487351the only thing robutt should be guarding is making sure my balls don't have too muh cum in them
>>567487318what is the actual drag math?
>>567487456HRT + grooming kids directly at school is socially acceptableif you disagree you are a homophobic racist
I was waiting for a drag queen joke
>he needs gallant's higher fire rate instead of libpen'sSkill issue perhaps?
>no update today>apc confirmed scrappedA good day for sweden
>>567487662t-thanks... you too
>>567487662Do you ever tired of playing the victim?
once again calling for commando missions to be isolated to one planet at a time>b-but I like them!yeah me too but not when they're fucking with my quickplay
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>>567488126Your update is the EAC
>>567488401If you are not a shitter, you can do commando missions with your "loud" loadout if you respectfully go to the other side of the map where the host is not playing.You also get the benefit of not being a host, so less enemies and less targetting from enemies.
>>567488559cheatbros on r/SuicideWatch
>>567488559If they were based they would rape super credit spawning and give out the pre order armor to "clean" accounts, those under like 50k
>>567484687Spore spewers are cucked at a distance no one uses hellbombs on themWe should get termite towers that just unleashes a billion enemies at you once destroyed by a hellbomb
>>567487351wouldn't mind her hovering around like a little pixie and I can slap her ass whenever I'm bored
>>567488849based conceptbug objectives are completely flacidthey only make up for that with the mega nest being the best outpost design in the game
>custom goylactic war in reddit mentioned>emergency push anti cheat update during vacation downtimegiga based
>>567488849>"No one uses hellbombs on them. Heres an idea that would discourage people to use hellbombs and continue doing what theyre doing."Huh?
Daily reminder the Cyborgs warned you, but the Super Earth oligarchs wanted a forever war, you're dying for nothing
Whenever the game starts becoming blatantly malicious by spam launching heavy corpses at me, or getting me stuck under terrain, or enemies suddenly gaining 200% accuracy, I just start spamming Portable Hellbombs.No, I will not fight 1000 enemies in a borderline stalemate before I can advance to the objective. I will commit Jihad in the name of Super Allah, praise be his name and Super Earth, inshallah.
>>567489337
>>567488935Once you see the glowing mushroom its overSomeone just snipes it at a distance first thing>>567489128Ah forgot to mention it should have some kind of jammer health and capabilities Something you cant just destroy from far away
>>567488559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsAVyrPfEJIRIP to everyone that spawned over 20k credits
>>567489713>me with 65k scs*gulp*
>drop MG sentry on charger>sentry dies with charger.?
>>567489818>call in gyat sentry>pops up>explodes to nothing
>>567489337Shut up vile cyborg.
>>567489713If they ban me i'd honestly be happy to be free. I've got almost 2k hours in this game. I've given enough time to this Swedish kusoge.
>Game hit 20k players Jesus that's grim as fuck. Lowest I've ever seen it.
when the mission timer runs out something should happen in the skybox to actually justify the super destroyers not being able to staylike giant clouds of terminid flyers covering the sky or a bunch of automaton ships entering the area
>>567490294I get the logisticsEven here we cant keep giant aircraft carriers around a spot too longBut it would be cool to see it explode or forced to leave from excess anti orbital cannonsThe whole ship being on red alert by the time you get back would be fun
>>567487456I don't have the exact math, but it's a factor of initial velocity, projectile mass, and drag together. For instance, the Eruptor/frag grenade shrapnel has nearly zero damage falloff because it's 10x heavier than most bullets and has around 30 m/s velocity. Even at 40% drag and 110 damage, it still kills the shit out of anything with 100 HP at 30m.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241205817281/76561199108851031d10 crussy
>>567490620full
>>567490501The only thing limiting an aircraft carrier's time in an area is running out of aircraft or aircraft supplies or knowing a force that can kill the carrier is approaching the area.Your super destroyer is only expending resources on your stratagem requests and you can't even bring enough stratagems to exhaust all of its munitions even if its munitions were practically limited for specific weapons.
>>567490620you keep on posting this uma slut I'm going to gen her getting plapped bro
>>567490757I masturbated to some art of her getting raped already
>>567490723I see it as a way to keep divers under pressure to ensure quick small victories around the planet instead of keeping them there foreverA little mean that the ship is willing to abandon you if youre late by a minute But this is war we need winnersDivers are quick strike teams and they need to keep it upOverall I agree there should be some inpending doom that backs the timer up
>>567490942damn... damn!
Fuck manI kinda want side objectives to add time to the clock noweverything is blitz paced but being an efficient SE goon buys you more timeand if you fuck around too much trying to get one done it fucks you in the long run
This is (You) when you bring the AT chair? Feel ashamed yet? Don't you feel like a big baby googoo gaga? Wee little diver wants his AT needs satisfied with one simple call-in?
>>567491376that doesn't sound very wholesome chungus, redditors and gamer dads might complain.
>>567491440commit suicide, now
>>567490612eruptorGODS keep winning
>>567491440Not how I use em
>>567491440AT chair got cucked out by the bastion for bricks missions.... its over....
>>567491610pedophile
>>567489372Based
total cheater death imminenthow are my fellow stockpile chads faring?I'm at 87k
>>567491816shivering me timbers
>>567491816stopped at 65ksurely that will be enough to last atleast a year or two before I move on to better things in life
>>567491816Extremely high likelihood that nothing will happen.Although if you have more than 50k sitting there you are asking for it.
I am Afraid
I am Super Earth
>>567492168we all are
any nice mods for the mountain scaled armor? I think it's so fucking ugly
>>567492148I cheated SC for a nations worth of D1 farmersI regret nothing if i am banned for itFuck these gay ass swedesEven if they did stumble into making the best shooter in the last decade
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING SWIGGERS NOT LIKE THIS, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>567492287CHINESE CENTURY BAYBEEdid you know we're building all of those ai data centers at all costs to civil health just to sell generating tokens to the chicoms for 98% off ha ha
>>567492386it is so fucking over...
>>567492287There is this if you want a bit of some tasteful goonhttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/12786
and so it begins
know whats funnythe CEO mentioned they wont add transmog because "bacon flavored apples"but then he brags about how he "tricked" people into buying a milisim thinking its a horde shooterisnt that bacon flavored apples? I guess that only applies when swedes personally dont like something
>>567492517Ironically I love bodysuits but that one is so offputting somehowI also really don't like the blue. The black version of that outfit is okay, but the blue just looks weird.
>no we won't fix bugs that have plagued the game for years>but we will super quickly change anti-cheats to stop you from stealing SC and kill all mods as a side effectSwedes are jews at heart, aren't they?
>>567492386kek, imagine they ban cheaters and suddenly lose a third or more of the playerbase
>>567492386nothing is "free" in this world nigga, not even SCs
I know I'll be safe
>>567492673good goy
I can't even launch the game, WTF is happening
>>567492587it looks better in-game, trust. especially the ass and legs.I guess the helmet is a bit off-putting, but you rarely see it actually when playing the game.
>>567492891turn off the router before the swiggers find out where you live
>>567492806>>5674925933rd world comment
>>567492891double-checking what cheating software you have before permabanning you
>>567492891we arehow you say?Le Raped.
>>567492627That is an interesting angle. Can AH even afford to ban cheaters? It will make the playernumbers look worse. Also, cheaters that get punished by removing all their SC might keep playing and possibly buy SC in the future, cheaters that get banned definitely won't.
>>567492893ah I actually tried it a few days ago and didn't like it. This one (without the helmet) https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/9198 looks pretty nice but it applies to the parade commander instead of mountain scaled, so you just get shitty siege ready. I like the BFA mod in general but it really doesn't save mountain scaled.These bodysuits are also okay but doesn't apply to mountain scaled either. https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/6246?tab=description
>>567493026>"Can they afford to ban the people that never ever even planned on buying SC to begin with?"Tell me you know nothing about how this works without telling me.
UPDATE STATUS?HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL MAINTENANCE IS OVER?
>>567492986swedish comment
>>567492806I dont really buy store items and just by casually playing I manage to scrounge up 1000SC by the time a new bond hits
>>567493045>https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/6246?tab=descriptionatleast this one applies to street scout, so there is that.
>>567493084in about an hour and 20 minutes
>>567492532Funniest part about that is helldivers isn't even complex. Deep Rock or even FFW did way better at "trick players into playing something more complex than it looks like at first". I've had more moments coming up with some tricky 3d chess shit playing cowadoody than either helldivers lul.
What the fuck?????
>>567493169I only play helldivers like 1-2 hours per day,if I didn't cheat in SCs I would never be able to catch up on SCs via playing the game.>>567493181ALAN, WE ARE SO FUCKED
>>567493078AH cares about player numbers, just like it cares about steam reviews not being red. Cheaters at least play the game and pad the numbers. Can AH afford to ban thousands of cheaters and make their falling playercount even smaller?
>>567493247You vastly overestimate how important you are.
>>567493229Ah thats fineI dont want half the bonds anyway so I manage my natural SCsCheat away I say
>>567492386>>567493197@chat is this real??
>>567493197I won't believe it until someone posts a video of themselves launching the game and getting this messageand even then i'll call it grok slop
>>567493332I launched the game a few minutes ago and I got no message.t. cheated 24k
>>567493717cheatbros,we are all gonna make it!
>>567493873I promise nothing until maintenance is over + a week
>>567492168Hi Afraid, I'm Dad.
status, consolebros?
>>567486101these are your based modders that are gonna stick it to arrow head?
>>567490620ggz frens, I'm glad its over
>>567494132the fact that they're deranged nerftroons was obvious they second their first balance patch murdered the RR
damn it feels good to face absolutely zero consequences for my actions because I'm white
>>567494435
>>567494132>irons1ght read and saw some shitposter writing about how they will get raped by black menUnironically funny.
>>567492532>teehee I tricked you into buying a milsim>aka people who played the first and had a good time told everyone that the first had a good foundation and should try the new one that's coming outAnd despite swigger artfag bullshit infesting the game, the base game had good enough bones to be fun. We were blessed concord flopped and snoy cracked the whip on them.
>>567490620The sweet release of End of Service.
>>567490620>>567494586ggs nuke sweden absolutely no survivorstotal ethnic cleansing
>>567494394Damn how long you guys been at it
>>567494063nobody plays on consoleand what status do you want?nobody could even cheat on consoles
>>567494395>they murdered the RR>look inside>still one-shots every heavy but factory striders and spore titanshuh? that's what you're crying little bitch tears over?
>this is the actual patchWhat the fuck is AH even doing anymore
>>567494803>What the fuck is AH even doing anymorenothing at all, apparently.
>>567494765>weapon designed to do one job aka one-shot heavies does not do it's job anymoreoh wow why would anyone be mad
>>567494803but what about the notes they DONT tell us about
>>567494701we collectively dissociated it could have been days
>>567494803this shit better not break audio mods
>>567494803We were too mean to them, now their morale is low and they can't work anymore
>>567494765Say hi for me on the discord fag
>>567494803HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO FIX A FUCKING FLAMETHROWER HITBOX
>>567494917when was this posted? "june patch"??
>>567494803is this a patch that fixes (or at least finally fucking acknowledges) the audio engine that's been broken in one way or another since launch? one of the biggest long standing issues people have?
>>567495056today at 09:48 dumbass
>>567494952I'm in the general rn :3
>>567495006Y-you want them to select the flame sentry hitbox a-and... extend it out... anon. That's not a day's work... not even a week's work... Their high standard of polish means that this'll take a month, at least, maybe two to work out all the kinks...
>>567494917maybe japan has it right, everyone in the entertainment industry needs to be treated and worked like slaves and beasts of burden.
>>567493873I still got my 24k not banned, yet..
>>567494914>audio mods are generally the most resilient when it comes to patches breaking mods>this shit is gonna break them and I'll be without the hammer of dawn, terminator mix and air raid detector tower.I'll become a bug diver if this shit happens
>>567495191I just think social media needs to be taken down entirelyevery millenial retard wants to be a game dev because they think it makes you a rockstar
>>567495006Flamethrower fix coming next year
>>567495294I think it is important to not attempt ANY SC cheating of any kind for now, since we still don't know what the "network" update did.Let the greedy pajeets get burned first.
Who is Sweden's arch countryI wish to donate to them
>>567495483Any of the Scandinavian countries.
>not bannedFUCK
>>567495436Yeah I removed the cheat from the file and put all the CE stuff in a file. Ain't gonna try getting more for now. Just gonna sit back and enjoy.
It's news to me that it's news to youTo which degree who answers to whoYou could go to CGW, but in the end, who are we kidding?My story telling is past izzat farming, am IGetting through?Seems our morale has plummeted southDon't need to cheat if ya ain't got your accountWhy bite the hand that feeds when it's the only hand you're getting?It's time you see that this great U.D.I.T. is the only GM you're ever gonna needSo strap on in and take it on the chinAnd don't forget who's running the showNow look at thisAbsolute pissOh, what a shockRailroaded plotI'm the host, I run the placeU.D.I.T., that is my nameNot enthused? Just feeling used?Oh, what a goddamned shameCongratulations, all of my friendsAMAs are going to endPut out your resume because you're getting firedSo play the games and just ignore the pains'Cause all that remains is how you prime your brainsYou whine to me, but you're too blind to seeThat I'm the one who's running the showYeah!
>>567495520AH hasnt delivered a single ban in 2 years
>>567495370I used to when I was a kid but after reading up on it, at the time, that shit was no better than working a corporate desk job. Course now you can outsource everything to jeets and AI and cry that people expect too much from you to do your damn job.
>>567495483they hate the danish the most
>>567495572if they banned people they wouldn't be able to keep farming them for izzat
>>567495483Do you want me to lie or tell the truth? >>567495514 is a lie, no scandi/nordic country hates each other it is just online gas and brotherly love. Truth: Any jeet, and sandniggers. Even though our current government two days ago signed a deal with the jeets, so we are going to be flooded by them and our SD (Immigrant haters) are in reality just a ZOG puppet. But any real swedes that are not core "Södermalm" like Arrowhead hates jeets, and sandniggers.
>>567495549nice shizobabble
>>567495549alright you got me you dang goonthat's pretty cute
I got suspended…I cheated in 5k sc last night, sure, but I’ve played 1,500 hours of this game and they fucking banned me. I’ve bought SC, I’ve participated in practically every important major order, cyberstan, oshaune, super earth, malevalon, I bought this game day 1 and it’s one of my favourite games of all time… I just don’t understand what they gain from this, it’s so fucked upI’m genuinely going to kill myself, I can’t afford the game again as the price is so high in my region
>>567495842please post this on reddit 500x on your way out to make them chimp out for no good reason peas and tank u
>>567495842kwab
Ḑ̸͖̿̑Í̴͇̞̀͗̃ͅD̷̢̯̬͓͕̻̙͍͍͙̱̩̫͙̊͘͜ ̶̧̧̻̙̥̼̘͇͚̗͓̮̟͖̹͗̀̊̓̆̔͒̉̂́͆͂̕̚̚Ỳ̷͚̪͕̜̩͕͓̰͖͖̮̝̌̿̂̏̎̋̀̔̄̐Ǫ̸̩̖̭͈̝̻̭̠͖̞̫̾̃̎ͅŲ̷̧̮̭̦̘͛̐͗͝ ̶̘̙̖͚̑͒̍͛̄̈́̀̾R̵̳̱̀̉͊E̷̛̬͖̬̫̖̗̎̓͐͆̚͜͠Ǎ̷͍̮̩̖͉̣̪̺̘̙͠Ḷ̴̡͇̮̬̺̍̈́̋̇̈́͊̂̾͜L̴͎͓͙̠͚̟̎̏̂̊Y̸̧̦̾͆̃̔̑̌͂̏̕͠͝͝ ̷̱̪̙͕̘̥̜̗̓͛̀̆͑̒̆͆̆͂̈́͌̔͘T̸̡̢̳̝̣̭̦̹̜͉̠͙̰̈̿̍͛̔͌̔̽͑͜Ḩ̸̡̗̮͓̳̬̹̒̌͌͆̓̊̌͝Į̴̨̛̯̱̗̝̜͖͓̳̜͎̔͋̄̋̍͂̃͑̿̚͝Ń̵̗̪̹̜̯̩̘̘̦̭̬͈̰͎͜K̵̨̨̺̙̠̝̳̣̟̝͈̤̞̎̈́͆͘ ̵͙̼̭̽̐̽̾̋̈́̈́͛͘͝Y̶͚̺̎̀̉̒͒̈́͂̋͋͂͛̿͘ͅO̶̧̠̬̪͖̪͔̐͌͌̾͊͋̒̎͑̒̃̽̏͜͠Ù̵͇͉̯̰̾̈̀̃̀̀͗͂̋͘ ̶̧͚͍̗̺̖̺̣̟̥̝́͋̐̓̔̽̀̀̆̓͛̔̾̏̚Ĉ̶̢͎͕̼̣̜̆̋͑́̔̊̋̒̕͘͠Ő̷͚̜̫̂͒̒͒̓̉̐̍Ứ̵̢̨̭̃̊͋̓̌̃́͘L̸̛͕̝͍̘̼͙̳̬̭̜̋͗͋̽͊͌́̽͒͘̕̚D̶̨̧̠̹̼̦̩͓̜͍̰̂̈́̔̽̏̔̀͝ ̶̟̑̀́̄̄G̴̼̤̠̎̋̆̈́̈́̔̋̾̈́̌̈̋̐̐E̶̫̜̹͓̖̫̣͔̟̼̟͐̎T̴̨̧͙̰͔̰͈̳͓͎͓͓̋́̓̇̎̕͜ͅ ̶̦̩͈͍̫͙̬͑͋̇͂͗̓̿͐̂́͊̆̚͝Ă̸͚̥͎̺͎͕̗͓͕̹̤͓͔͎͓̌͐̉͝Ẅ̸̻͍͖̭͉͖́́̋̿̍͘͜͜Ȧ̶̧͈̭̗͇̻̳̻̪̖̥̗̫̃͌̈́̃̾̄̏̎̌̀̀ͅY̵̖͙̟̣͔̞͚͂̉̏ ̴̢̩̳͇͚̰̫̝̎͜ͅS̷̘͚̮̮͚̰̻͙̮͙͍̺̈́̽̄̄̈̋Ó̴̙̼͚͙̫̹̐͆̓ ̸̨̢̼̜̘͙͙̫̠̙̺͙̄ͅĘ̴̧̛̙̗̭̯̀̔̂̈́́̇͋̀̇̚̚̕̚͠A̸̧͇͇͍͍͎̽̊S̷͓̻͔͉̞̣͕̰͚̬̀͂̋͐̈̃͌̀̄̈́͊̽͂̚͜I̷̢̨̡̦̪̻̙͍̐̊̃̑͜͝L̷̢̹̣̞̀͊Ỳ̵͖͎͐͛͐̌͛̈̐̽̈́̃̚͝͠?̷̢͓̺͉͔̿͒͝ͅ
>>567495789Whatever cope you want to give Sven. We all know Swedes are spiritually Indians
>>567495842>I got suspended…proof?
>>567494803WE'RE SO BACKDOOMFAGS BTFO
>>567495483Finland
>patch is a vague, misspelled ESL post from the fat piggykek
>>567495960t. Jeet
>>567495842+5k updoots if you post it on reddit with the fake account suspended image someone made earlier
>>567496027Nothing ever happens wins yet a fucking gain dude holyyyy shiiiet :DI yet again regret staying up for an updatesweden always pulls that offit's like their penis gnomes know when i'm interested
>squash audio issuesdid a literal toddler write this patch note?
I got suspended, my steam account is bricked, Swedish authorities (Muhammad Bin Muhammid) have forwarded a warrant for me to Interpol, my pc combusted into mustard gas and apparently they sent someone called Candlejack to come get
>>567496208>HEY your patch notes are SHIT and never explain DICK>arc1_chat_jeetpt_apology_and_promise_of_transparency_05>we squashed the Bug :Dgod i hate sweden
>>567496193I don’t have a reddit account but someone else can
I smell fish and someone just knocked on my doorBros..
>>567496373kek
>>567496208I poured squash onto my speakers and now I get audio issues too
>>567496430What happened to Ena? :(
>>567496428>>567496193>>567495905https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1thhvae/my_account_got_suspended/Done, now go updoot my post
>>567496589internet drew too much rule 34 of her...
>>567496589she touched swedish code..
>>567496696KEK
>0.5 bugfix per week
I only come here for the cute pixelart gif of robo chan or terminid chan or illumi chan now, the game lost it's flavor but the gif makes me happy :)
>>567496696Someone post this shit on the CGW server to scare the nerftrannies
>>567496696>reddiors already biting the bait
>>567496696lol
>>567496696>>567496952
>>567496696>swigger cocksucking brigade already in at full force
>>567496696They’re downvoting you, you poured your heart out and they downvote?redditors are f*cked up…
>>567496696>updooted this on 3 of my accounts>post still at 0uh oh, redditrannies don't like this post very much huh
>>567495549I'm too unc for this, can someone make a Brotherhood of Nod version?
>>567496951Do this
Marked as Safe
More pics like this plz
>>567496696Post it in the unfiltered sub, that's where all the cheaters are
>>567496696sometimes i wonder why AH is so bad at addressing basic shit then i get reminded they only recieve feedback from the faggots in those communitiesgod damn that was a bleak read
>>567496696>Cheating in a PvE likened to IRL murderLike... Really? There are people out there like this? They're allowed to vote and reproduce? So they can make MORE of them?
>>567497323that picture is already worth a thousand words anon, why would you need more
>>567496696Which one of (you)'s is this
>>567496696which one of you tranime posters made this one?
>>567497661there are no pajeets in /hdg/ saaaar, please do not accuse
>>567496696I dont want to reveal my cumtribute page to the thread
saars i redeemed the SC am i losted my acunt?
>>567497767its over saaaar....its gone.....
>>567497767It’s over….
>>567497767-izzat
>>567497661sorry saaaar,it was me saaaarplease do not redeem my izzat
>>567497535Its ok I discovered basedbooru
>>567498213well post more then if you found them
>>567498213please tell me there's a bug version
>>567497525>Oh no he cheated in a private lobby for easy cheddar. He's worse than HitlerBrainless consumers. They really love boot licking it's pathetic.
>>567492287fever by apofes but he refuses to update the tinted helmet so you're forced to play with a roastie face unless you mix fitsmight update the faceless one myself idk
izzat status?
restored
>>567498269>>567498289Next thread i can shareThere isnt a big war with bugsMaybe theyre hard to draw
>>567498386thanks I'll give it a try
>>567496696uh ohmelty
GG lmao, it was a good run
>Swedes reel up an EAC punch along with a new ban message>announce the update publicly days in advance>modders flinch>here's some audio fixes lawlFucking LMAO
>>567498639try again on the unfiltered subssomehow people there are even more gullible
>>567498639>misinformationsome faggy ass mod actually responded LMFAOdidn't even get the greeting helldiver larp in there he mad
>what, you dont want them to fix the game
CHEATGODSWE ARE SO UNFATHOMABLY BACK
>>567492893>I guess the helmet is a bit off-puttingI actually went through the effort of removing the helmets from the mod files for personal useit looks retardedthe panties over bodysuit also look retarded but I let that slide
>>567494803holy shit they actually fixed the fucking enemy audio cues. I'm not even wearing headphones, this is just with my super shitty half busted desktop speakers.I can hear berserker chainsaws revving, I can hear hulks walking starting at 90 meters away, bile titans stomping around are loud as fuck, I CAN DODGE CHARGERS BY SOUND ALONE. even with a gatling barrage going off.....tanks are still dead silent though
>>567498639We were outsmarted by a bunch of redditorsIt’s so over…
>>567498879>spreading blatant lies
>>567498947literally go play the fucking game
>>567498851tactapussy
>>567498879>>567498774
>>567498851yeah, the helmet is kinda mandatory, since the whole body is so petite and skinny.The head looks unusually big if you use the non-mod helmet....
>>567498879isn't that Chaff/Heavy Units Remastered mod?
>>567498774>Freudian slip. Jeet mod clutches pearls as he were afraid swiggers would ban his cheating account. He would be the first to make a mega pinned thread about "Unfair banning"
>>567498983works fine on my machine
>>567499086idk anon looks like a tranny with that massive head...
>>567498923>>567498754>>567498684>>567498581Ok so I just moved that post to the Unfiltered subreddithttps://www.reddit.com/r/HelldiversUnfiltered/comments/1thiqw5/my_account_got_suspended/
>>567499169Don’t men have smaller heads than women, relative to their body?
>>567499169what a retarded commentsasuga blue cat
>>567499056I'm not using cheat mods, pure vanilla
Can we make it to 1000
>>567499169>trans is when women have big headincel chudbig heads is made for puttin a lil kiss on and plenty o woman folk have those
>>567499315>cheatits okay when the swedes do it huh?
>extract organic plasma from bots mission>it's just oilhuh?why would we even want organic plasma from them?
>>567499086idk looks kinda goofymakes abdo slop look decent in comparison
>>567499178lmao
>>567499623research
>>567499628now you're just being nasty
>>567499678YESha ha haYES>sickos
>>567499678>someone is concerned for the OPs safetyKinda cute ngl
I baked this threadone of (you)s has to bake the next one
>>567499890it's a troll account
Damn Gucci Slippers must be crashing out behind the scene right now, he hoped today would be the day Arrowhead genocide all the SC cheaters yet nothing happened kek
>>567499918But what if it isn't?What if someone actually cares about someone on the internet?
>>567500026go ahead and scroll through their posts, retard
>it took a user on Reddit to inform me gameguard is still activeKinda disappointed in you folx
SOMEONE BAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE THE HORSEFUCKERS POST THEIR PONY PORN AGAIN
>>567500182No...
>>567500182If someone posts pinkie pie taking backshots in fishnet stockings again I’ll be so mad
>>567500182ohhh noothat would be awfoal:D
>>567500182the situation is stable but it may change any second
>>567498879Chargers at least are quite noticeable nowhttps://streamable.com/42wgc9
Bake the thread or else MY tastes will spoil the thread
>>567499918I prefer to believe it’s a cute leandiver(male) stimslut
>>567500182Well? I am waiting!
I never made a thread before and am afraid
>>567500637Just try anonIt'll be ok :Djust remember to remove the embed text and link to this general's postand you might have to add the update to the endor notnobody actually cares
>>567500182they better not, I am at w*rk right now
>>567500753>nobody actually caresremember that one time some guy had a melty over anons adding trademarks to OP?
I'm scared. Are we going to die? Where's the new thread? Oh god, the end of the page... it's getting closer!
>>567499262that ain't me nigga, I only use abdoslop
>>567500990maybe the real network update was the end of /hdg/...
>>567501181guysit was me who wanted to fuck all of those leandiversi just really like gay sex and grounded military sci fi settings>dies>wwalks into heaven
>>567500990Its been a pleasure anonTime for us to die..
>>567501276based hitler accepting his fate...
>>567501321>>567501321>>567501321>>567501321
Where my horse porn at?
>>567501483https://files.catbox.moe/0q243v.jpg
>>567501276All these posts will be lost... Like spurts in the cum sock....
>>567501719make new stuff already!
>>567469850The holo-what?kek, are we making shit up now?
