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hi
I still don't get it
In life there are times you must make a difficult decision, today is one of those days. Left or right?
We need to accelerate
>>567441067right
>just saw the triumphant pulse of this monsterCM14 is cooked
wahey>>567441067TAMA
#FuckCurren
>>567441161*gets rushed and dies*
>>567441125okayi laughed a bit
you HAVE to fuck one who you choosing?
>>567441067they're both fucking hideous sorry
>>567441232for an end closer that stamina is enough
>Lost to a Bobo by a head>She was pulled forward midrace because of her runaway Suzuka teammate>Except she wasnt a team mate, it was a runaway Suzuka on the other team>The other team didn't even have another frontrunner??????????????????????????
I'm not the baker of the other bread for the event and gacha?>>567440949
>>567441231Gladly
Good evening bros
>>567441323Oh I thought it was pace. Yeah...
>>567441285>mid mid mid mid mid holy fucking shit that super creek cosplay is amazing mid mid mid
I don't like Shakur but I will post here because I like Curren even less
>>567441232retard
CM14 will be a gutsfest huh
>>567441372I meant why not use the other bread for the event and gacha
>>567441285holy momma
>>567441067I want a rerun of the Nice Nature one>pre-order a plushie or figma>It doesnt arrive for 12 monthswhat even is the point
>>567441285the creeku is hot
>>567441538first bake gets used
>>567440996WAHH SPE CHANNY!>>567441125Chuckled>>567441278Sex with the nerd
Are (you) excited for Curren's marriage to fat black twitter lesbian?
>>567441603UNLESS it's NTR
the other thread is off to a great start
final counttaurus2 wr?
>>567441285Teio. Pretty sure she has a vagina, enough confidence have fun in public, but won't dominate and bully me like the Goldship.
>>567441714
>>567441747here u go
>>567441661You live on the East Coast
>>567441285The black girl's cosplay isn't even particularly amazing but she actually carries it really well unlike the caucasian devils who wouldnt dare move their hips even with a gun pointed at them
hey please join rare brick. okay thanks
>>567441818make it a soundpost and I'll consider it
>>567441285that mcqueen is a dude isnt it?
>>567441809east coast is best coast
>>567441904The danchou is a SEA phoneposter
i think the two cross-thread posters should be lined up out back and shot like the shitstirring dogs they are
>curren thread being btfo'd by shakur threadUmabros before Umahoes
>>567441747Pretty dreadful, recycled Oguri carried, Ryan was a gigantic disappointment, I think I've seen pump proc like 5 times I did kinda expect it cause I've been extra lazy for this one, still made A finals though
>>567441285Creek but only if she calls me sugar
>>567442001why would seiun sky react like that
>>567441285how the fuck are you gonna cosplay Kitasan and be scared to move your body around
>>567441942
>>567441952hey only one of those is true
>/uma/ - we're not racist when we're horny
>>567442075she's losing her fishing partner
>>567441335Paces benefit more than fronts. >>567441747Worst part is the 0% Digital was trained last night and looks like an upgrade on paper. I guess I'm binning her for the final though, the original won a race or two on her round 2 entries.
>>567442117black pussy will fix the chuds
>>567442145and by fishing partner she means sex partner
>>567441952But enough about uma&co
>>567442039>hoguri dominatorDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>567441285Teio, Spechud, if its a girl, maybe that Daiwa
>>567441285teio looks the best and plays the part the most, as >>567442081 said the KITA ISN'T DOING ANYTHING just FUCKING DANCE
>>567442220NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567441852>game with wedding skins and half the trainees hit on you
>>567442117That's not just here man, most men will drop their fascist/racist rhetoric the second they actually get to know someone of a different race. And it's more likely that it'd be a woman since those types think with their dick first so they're always willing to give leeway if it means getting head.
>>567442148>>567441747
>>567442197and by sex partner she means the future father of her children
>>567442382no that's when they reach the cognitive dissonance stage where the cool person they know is "one of the good ones"Umamusume
Mejiro, Mejiro, Your name the world shall knowIn verdant blessings of the land, In springtide green your dreams are cladFrom the earth (from the earth), A white flower bursts, growing to the sky above
Digitan LOVE
>>567442117You can be both
>>567442512Mejiro
>>567442202In my defense, I ran grass for 9 races total to try out double dom and Rudolf was a cope hybrid ace, my Hog doesn't even have Red Shift
>>567442382What are you talking about retard? Most racists have none white friends and having nonwhites as friends doesn't mean I can't be racist
The Sakura of all time
>>567441285https://www.tiktok.com/@asteriaz/video/7640893099643768094
>>567442704>>567442512Palmer is my favorite Mejiro
>>567442382don't look up pictures of /pol/ meetups sis
>>567442001Riko is trying to keep trainer to herself...
>>567442512Bright? BRIIIGHT! DOKO ITTA NO?
I just took out 1.5lbs of ground beef and fried it with jalapenos garlic cumin salt pepper, then I put it into two massive tortillas and ate it smothered in cheeseI feel like I can't move anymore
>>567442790the low quality did them a favour
>>567442805She is a good Mejiro. There are many good Mejiros
>>567442117"Black men are violent apes that I don't want in my neighborhood" and "Halle Berry is hot" are not the slightest bit contradictory.
>>567442790>disgusting western dykesstop posting this shit
I love Rice
More than once i've observed my Digitan place high and even almost winning even though she was 7th place at the beginning of the spurt, missing her Beyond windowSometimes she just fires her Red-Shift super late, like after the final corner, and her ult, and she grabs 2nd place or something at the end anywayI dont get it
>>567442881me when I get a 3 day ban for racism because someone insulted me so I called them a neigha with a hard gh and they reported me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QBqzIXLpEfE
>>567442759that's a product of white supremacy being broadly deracialized as a whole due to the influence of american racism being adopted worldwide and online. People are so desperate for community they will engage with one that purportedly wants to wipe them out simply because they get to play games over discord.umamusume
>>567442790>didn't get to see teio movekeep posting
>>567442117Nobody thinks that niggress looks good the same way nobody thinks Ryan looks good. it's all faggots trying to farm attention and (yous)
>>567442838thats because your arteries have solidified.go eat a salad tubbie.
>>567442838>>567443037That's how end closers are supposed to work.
>>567443023everyone loves Raisueven anons who say they hate her really don't
>>567442881
>>567442838where are the pictures
>>567443171nope, just fielding conventional Late Digitan that's even a bit derpy with 633 witstill able to make magic happen
>>567443132I don't know or care what "niggress" you're talking about but Ryan is pretty. Also, Ryan has an appearance that is 99% identical to that of some other character in this game who you think is pretty, you stupid retard.
>>567443132i think ryan is cute...
new cyclops
>>567441747overall much better than I expected
>>567443140I hate vegetables, animal products are best>inb4 eat your vegetableNO
>>567443037She benefits from firing her ult halfway through the final corner due to the lane movement speed. That plus end closer speed makes her strong in any race Dober is a good inherit
Just a little bit longer and we'll be flooded with Currenposting
Do you remember
>>567443183This is true.
>>567443183Yeah it's kind of a natural law. If you are human and alive then you love Rice Shower. Even if you've never heard of her.
>>567443081No your understanding of what racism is completely wrong. Thinking a racial collective is genetically worse than another racial collective doesn't mean that every person from that racial group is a subhuman
>>567441747Day 1 Round 1 Ryan MIA because she was garbage who only got 1 win, second twice, and unranked 17 times despite 2 inherited accels and Pump. All things considered, pretty miraculous I got group A finals with two 3-win tickets with an Ayabe who only had the basics, a Spechud where I wanted a stronger kit with BOFA swapped for Radiant Star but could never get, and an Oguri I made in two tries to replace Ryan. Ryan's one win did make this a 30/80 or 37.5% winrate, one more win than I got in Aries where I got a shitter room that I won, I'll have to wait a day to see if Shiraoki-sama blesses me once again.
>>567443285She crushed all of her wit checks or something then. I only play lates in sprint so I don't know.
>>567443286it's because ryan presents as moderately masculine and for a whiny subset of people thats very challenging
>>567442838W E A KE AKGOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG
>>567443267They were in burrito so it didn't look like muchI ate them already, anyway. Took less than 10 minutes, I feel a bit shocked despite myself
>>567443471she presents as massively cute
im doing curren for cm14 and i can't get her stam to 600 no matter what i dodo i need fucking stam sparks now
>>567442117that's not how prejudice works. one person can change your perception of a collective in a negative way but it'll take multiple to change it in a positive one, you have multiple examples in this very thread with the Chihiyo faggot being the perfect one
>>567443396The 21st night of September
>>567443542riko
Do I need Valentine Bourbon to have a chance in the next cm or am I fine with Seiun and Summer Maru?
we love all umas except for the whore known as curren
>>567441747Bourbon was performing the best in rooms but in the low front environment of actual cm, Daiwa usually steals angling from her with her unique. Produ of being carried by my late Brian though
>>567443183She is a trans icon
>>567443542How far below 600 are you? Is it worth it to maybe grab a white recovery? If you're at ~500 stam a white might be enough.
uma who would secure the existence of our people and a future for white children with me? other than curren
>>567443542try doing the occasional stam training during summer since the facility is level 5 there
>>567442838well I just ate ground beef with veggies and I stir fried the veggies in ground beef grease
ITS BEEN THREE INFIRMARYSLOW METABOLISM STILL ISNT GONEPLEASE SEIUNI NEED THIS
>>567443697rice wouldnt say this
>>567443587im borrowing yaeno muteki for her skill hints otherwise i will not have enough SP because she is running sprint+miles only...
>>567443639You need Taishin, Ayabe and Ogurin (forma de end) to have a chance
>>567443037She just did it againWas like 8th on the corner and was nowhere near able to fire anything then a little into the final stretch she creeps forward, hits redshift and her ult and finished 4thWhenever she actually gets in position to fire her accels with the proper timing she torches everyone hard lmao
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>567443643
>>567443803nobody cares
>>567443748Career's bricked my man, just sleep spam it out.
>>567443910>all literal whoscygays is allergic to good choices
>>567443746very nice. Any seasonings? Garlic pepper and onions sauce would work pretty well, I bet
I'm tired of mutating bwos>>567443803i care
>>567441782that one draws her the cutestmoe blob faggotry or not, i dont care, it just makes her ultra cute
>>567443769rice would say it before Bourbon says it and then bourbon would be like "I suppose we are both simulacrums of a teenage girl, we aren't so different" and rice would have to say "Don't word it like that !!!!"
>>567443803No medium s?
I can't keep up. There are too many events, runs take too long, I'm overwhelmed, CM's happen so fast. I just can't. At this point I genuinely dread opening umamusume, I'm doing 1 quick ura fan run a day and then forgetting it exists. I'm not having fun but I want dailies, I want to stay in my club, I want event rewards but I don't have the time for this. I have stuff to do IRL, other games I want to play, it just takes up too much time and I'm stressed out. Everything moves too fast. Everything is too sweaty. There's no discovery, if I try and just do things I'm too stupid to ace them so its follow guides, run this horse, grab these skills. If you don't drop 30 minutes to 2 hours a day you're not competitive at allI'm burnt out
>>567444107>simulacrumsbourbon wouldnt know what this word meansneither would rice
>>5674417474/40 literally slimed into A finals wirh the last ticket seriously fuck Ugs
>>567443542gutsmaxx her ass and go for 901 guts
>>567444038Sôy Sauce and a bit of honey. I despide this word filter so much
why is this ip just non-stop subliminal lesbian propaganda? are they trying to get already low jap birth rates to 0?
>>567443315Either I queued against you or someone else ran that same comp.
>>567444204Youre right Bourbon would say Simulalacrem
>>567443698is more for le secret hidden stat speed bonus desu...
>>567441747
>>567443308Evil creatures.
>>567444301She's so fucking autistic about racing it's kind of sexy.
>>567444370who won
>>567444331what a dorky looking uma
>>567441747I hope I get to add another member to the hall of fame
ahhhhhhhhhh schizo rant hours nooooooooo gimme back my chill EUtard hours
>>567444003>all literal whos>Orefevre, Gentildonna
Is saving and rolling for Ramonu Wit really a brick if I want to be a frontslopper?
>>567444179>I'm doing 1 quick ura fan run a day and then forgetting it exists.I dont think you are the only one doing thisI'm doing 1 mant run a day until the next scenario and seems to be enough to keep up with event points
>>567443514take some pictures next time i like the food posts
Does Seriru post his art somewhere?
>>567444179Why aren't you just botting a run a day like the rest of us? I make it to finals every cm and even won the last one (used xmas Oguri).
>>567443542You can borrow feet and run a guts deck if you want 601 stam. I'm personally just going 301/901+ myself
>>567444676Yeah he has a fanbox where he draws porn
>>567444531Someone else's Golgol
>>567444635Bourbon wit is a mandatory MLB for front players and the scenario after Ramonu (ie L'Arc) decks will start only having one wit card (so Ramonu has a lifespan of one singular scenario for you)
what a goof
>yoooosshh shit trainings time to race!!!>no rival races
>>567444765Link?
>>567444635Why would a front player not want Ramonu?
Haha nooo maruzen my loveU have headache?Shiva takes care of it for U*backflips*
>>567444871It doesnt matter, race anywayyou want the skill points
>>567444801curren was eating dubai chocolates before they memefied it
>>567444875retarded TURD
>>567444887You would but the Bourbon wit with golden groundwork is like a month (or less) after Ramonu.
I respect the consistency
>>567444875I made it up
Last Thread
>>567445039Villainous behaviour
>>567444654True, I should be able to keep up with events, but then I have to ignore CM's and I make 0 parents and I keep falling behind>>567444734I don't know how to use that bot thing.
>>567444971>>567445039You made me hope I hate you!
>>567445083>Uma run racesThey sure do son.They sure do...
>>567444734can sweepy bot MANT parent runs?
>>567445202I prefer this live with cows
hoeh...
>fronts got a new medium gold accel>still shit for medium
So up to 2 gacha SSRs is still f2p zone but 3+ is pige central right?
>>567445202He just posts his thumbnails on twitter gulliblebro
>>567445202Marvey is so bouncy...
>>56744174758.8% overall but it's a coinflip for any of my girls to win
>>567445480REEEEEEEE JP POSTING GIMME MORE YURI CHAD STUFF INSTEAD
>>567441747Red Maru surprised me. I thought for sure Bourbon would dominate her.
>>567445480>wrong thread
>>567444854and a slightly possessive dork
Do you really run 4~5 races and tank those stat downs?
>>567445531
>>567445565What is with that powerlet winrate wtf
>>567443748i have had more success curing training with training than infirmary these days
>failure under 5%>failsStop that game
Hope you weren't expecting to queue vs noobs in the last hour and sneak through.I am Gate Guardian and YOU SHALL NOT PASS
> Want to train an End Closer for CM14> I don't have the right umas or parentsHow important is style aptitude for ends? Maybe I can do Oguri and leave the End at B or something
>>567444789I'll reconsider rolling for it, then. Thanks.
>>567445737sometimes
>>567445806diminishing returns after 800, it's always been the sweet spot
>>567445846-15% wit
>>567445878we're getting like 120 free pulls on her banner. You could always just wait and see how those go and then decide from there
>>567445743Is Rickey actually good or are people just hornyposting with her? Yeah I know we're not exactly swimming in Dirt umas right now and her unique IN THEORY scales infinitely with green skills, but that feels like a dice roll more than anything.
>>567445565Mine just catches Bourbon from like 3rd place. I think the real front meta was Maruzensky, all Bourbon has going for her is stealing first in the mid race.
>>567445736who do you tell her that Tracen is forcing you to scout a new uma every 3 years?
Say wallahi bro
>>567445214NTA, but no. The shop menu filters her every time I try. >>567445505Day 1 F2Ps can easily have 4 MLB banner SSRs, more if their pull luck was good. I'm at 4, but I started like a month late.
>>567446005But they dont?
>>567445993>that feels like a dice roll EVERYTHING in this game is a literal dice roll
I hate the NHK mile cup clock tax so fucking much
>>567445846End is wits, and it doesn't affect skill activation, only pace check rolls. You can run at B if you're a high wit build, and everyone is a high wit build as of mant.
>>567445993if you have the autism to hunt down 6 green skills then yeah she's unbeatable on dirtBut that requires a lot of effort.... for dirt
>>567446072YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ANON. That she's a highroll uma and isn't worth it if you aren't consistently highrolling every run.
>>567445965lucky
how the fuck does cygames think its ok to release an uma with these aptitudes in MANTwhat the fuck does sprint only even get you in terms of epiteths
>>567445993witGOD said she's the best dirt uma in the game for 3 years
>>567445993cope pick for falcolets
>>567445083>Creek hag based
>>567445814i got mauled hard in round 2 day 1 and then got a winrate better than the first round on day 2are we really clubbing seals
>>567445083tickezo useless
>>567446214they just released an oonige. They clearly had no fucking clue what they were doing
>>567446214Because TB is halfway over and we can finally stop caring about the whole "you need B rank minimum in both Mile and Medium or you straight up can't run this scenario" thing. Grand Live which is practically around the corner is based on training, not racing.
>>567446214the game goes on after mant
I'm using cheerleader King, end Oguri (don't have potential uma) and Nishino Flower next CM. yes it's a soulless team but in my defense I rolled for King and Nishino for this and parenting
>>567445736Yaeno's grandpa seems like a cool dude
Took a shower and the LET'S GO RICKEY song was blasting in my head (and I sang along)come back and /uma/ is RickeypostingI don't even know her personality or what she sounds like but the subliminal messaging is getting to me...
>>567445083>>567441448
>>567446497I was surprised that Seriru said Nishino was a choice for Geminii thought her aptitudes made it unrealistic because she cant run Tiara/Medium
>>567445083Welp
Curren is a brick. You should skip.
>>567446606When people say "this thread will be gayer", I didn't realize that's what they meant.
>>567446214Post the video of this Curren stepping on you please
>>567446376
>>567446667i wonder who could be behind this post...
>>567446375Tickezo isn't useless she got me several wins and even if she didn't I would still love her
Yatta! Got it on my last attempt.
>>567445505the number means nothing unless its several close banners. You can easily have everything in suggested pull plans especially if you don't gamble or pull Umas
>>567446754Congrats anon!
>>567446214>he thinks the >30 race mant career was intended by cygames
>>567446585It's not really unrealistic because B medium is enough. However I'm surprised he went the Sprint/Mile route, because running sprints is a fucking RNG on itself, and Kita/NTR don't give initial Speed to tank sprint races.
>>567446585you get less stats from epithets but that doesn't mean umas like her and Curren are unviable until MANT is over
>just exchanged the star pieces from the daily shop of umas I already 5 starred for cloverswe're so back
>>567446214She's actually a decent parent but only for 1000m and Nishino already exists lol
>>567445736Umas that would never hand their trainers over to anyone else ever?
>>567446214You can skate by with enough Mile sparksbut yes specialists sufferyou should still pull because she's cute as fuck
>>567446286Largely I only encounter noobs or sweats in competitive clubs
>>567446805> Literally the last year event is you having to beat allegations of torturing the umas with brutal regimes
RULES OF NATURE
>>567446754>SuzukaDo you guys remember when her unique was basically "if you win win" before they buffed it?
>>567446038>>567446793
Transcend looking cool
>>567446430>they just released an oonige.lollmao
>>567446805Did...did they unironically think we'd just shoot for the 300 point goal and then go back to training?
>>567446953>Nature vs Riceat least the lesser of two evils won
>>567446974that series made me so hard I went cross-eyed
As a hilarious joke, we made all the player's cards show up on the wrong stats for all 4 turns of his summer training
>>567447021that's the only reason i can think of for why the point goal is there at allit's basically impossible to not overshoot the goal by hundreds of points
>>567446805They certainly expected at least 25
>>567447049Rice is not evil
>>567447068soulless
>>567447021No? Cygames clearly knew what the top strategy for MANT was going to be considering the scenario banner SSR unique scales with fans. 300 shop coins is nowhere near enough to buy everything you need for top ranks
Hey I know eventually Unity gets an update with Super Training where there's a second tier of bubble you burst for even more points and in the end you race Riko's new super SS team, but does TB ever get an update like that?
>>567446805The career gold skill scales to career wins and needs at least 30 for cap
>>567446214fuck off retard
>>567447068I bet you glue your chariots/rabbits after you use them each CM huhThey dont get to be saved alongside the actual winner
>>567447197no because literally nobody liked TB
>>567446953Self-Reply but now I really want to hear nice nature singing rules of Nature like as hardcore as the voice actor can pull off.
>>567447114You're right shes ultra evil.
does /uma/ do any runningyou'll never be able to survive umapyoi if you can't at least keep up with your horse's light jogging pace.
>>567447197No, they never touched it again aside from QOL (which we already got anyway)
CURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANGCURRENCHANG KITA
CHECK YOUR INBOX!!!!!!!!!!
>>567447378Don't say that...
>>567447114I was walking to the cafeteria and Rice shoved me into a locker and stole my lunch moneyI tried to write her up but Tazuna just crumpled up my report and accused me of trying to pick on herthe next day my shoes were gone from the cupboard and I saw Rice snickering at me when I came inI regret ever becoming a teacher a tracen
>>567447395I used to, but I have runner's knee. I go on walks now
>>567447395I used to, but got runners knee.
>>567447334>>567447416wow RIP
>>567446214you dont even reach 2000 SP
>>567447320Mares...
>>567447197>>567447334I dont understand why they update it to begin withlike is that just a curiosity that you can play once and move on or is the time that URA or Unity get updated also the time it can make aces or parents as good as what the current scenario is?
>>567447378Oh yeah she's evil alright. Better punish her.
they love me. fine motion can fuck off though im here for curren
Predict the next off-topic topic that will derail discussion.
Holy fuck Curren is so fucking sexy
>>567446937>brutal training regime, not racing specificallyretard>>567447021the 300 point goal is definitely low but their aim was definitely more in line with unity at around 20 or so races>>567447094>>567447213>there's a cap in this one specific thing so obviously the intention was the cap should always be reachedshow me your 1200/1200/1200/1200/1200 uma then
>>567447520For newer players I assume
>>567447395I run 3 miles every weekday and lift monday wednesday and fridays.
Ikuno Dickus is... attractive?
uh oh curren melty
>450 carats>out of nowhereIs this the part of the timeline where Cygames realizes they need to keep the playerbase interested because of MANT?
>>567446805>>567447021Theyre not that fucking stupid guys they designed the Shop to reset after winning races for a clear reasondon't be fucking stupid
>>567447535explode
>>567447114>>567447378>>567447473
>>567447547What did everyone have for lunch? I had a Costco pizza slice WITH red pepper flakes and parmesan, a Cafe mocha freeze, and a raspberry iced tea.
>>567447395I'm more than ready after watching this
>>567447691CUTE!
>>567447695>Theyre not that fucking stupid guysijbol
>>567447695if theyre not stupid then explain releasing palmer during mant
>>567447447nice but I STILL NEED 190 MORE CLOCKS CYGAYS
>>567447395I used to do some light jogging for seven-ish miles but that stopped when I became employed. I'm too tired to do things nowadays.
>>567447665Stop posting about it McQueen
cm13 finals status?
I thought story events were two weeks would it KILL them to time things so they we get two weekends to grind?
>>567447447cock stimulus is real?!
>>567447789If you were only intended to race a small amount they wouldnt give you a shop reset in the first place and MANT would be a truly terrible scenario then
WE'RE SAVED
>>567445505>So up to 2 gacha SSRs is still f2p zone but 3+ is pige central right?With the next event we've had enough vouchers/crystals to MLB an SSR without spending a single carat.So F2Ps that have played since the start and saved somewhat smartly should have 2-3 MLB gacha SSRs at this point.With a decent bit of luck they could have 4. Statistically there's probably quite a few F2P accounts that do
>>567447695>Theyre not that fucking stupid guys
>>567447665>IRL Ikuno Dictus had the reputation of being able to race a gorillion times at a high level and not break down>Umamusume doesnt debut during MANTmissed opportunity
uuhhh curren rollers???? doko????
>>567447715I don't eat lunch. I eat breakfast and I eat dinner.
>>567447395I skipped cardio today
Glory
>>567447796retard
PULL ON CURREN'S BANNER YOU FREAKING FRICKS
I WANTED FINEMO BEGONE YOU DEVIL
>>567447796Medium/Long can do 40 racesSprint/Mile Can do 40 RacesMile/Medium can do 40 RacesHell if you squeeze it hard enough even exclusively running dirt can hand you somewhere around 35-40 races.The only aptitude that gets giga fucked is pure Sprint or pure long
I do kinda want Curren too but I will have to hold off on rolling anymore aside from dailies.
if you're not doing one meal a day (OMAD) then you're ngmi (not gonna make it).
>>567448003We skipped the Curren thread bwo no one cares about this gacha
Running kills gains
Rice is for grooming
>>567447972this isn't the 200 clock stimmy...
>>567447915I want to ruin Falco's umadol body with back-to-back pregnancies
>>567444801someone explain loveisland and moonbeamicecream
>>567447992Nice explanation. I accept your concession
>>567447563They may not have intended for players to run 25+ races, but certainly expected some would do so
>>567447796i'll give you a hint: something unique happened with global
>>567447789>ijbol was popularized by kpop stans>sounds like a korean wordpottery
>fr*not r*nnerwtf get it away from me
>>567448084Didn't that happen after auto was added and the bot would burn all your clocks?
i accept your concession
>>567448071Into a wife
starting 0/50.. i knew i was gonna be punished for how lucky ive been in uma pulls
>spooked during free pulls by her>now thisUh I think I might be marked
Please post Wedding Curren being sexy pictures boobs
>>567448003we are all saving for sweepy
>>567448071she's the one grooming you
Isn't it weird how the singular is cookie and not cooky?
>>567447520Have you managed to earn the highest scenario reward from ura? I sure haven't. I would love to earn it before it gets buffed as like a sign of skill and luck or something, but I'm largely expecting I'm going to have to wait until they add meek duels to get 16k from ura on anyone let alone rice.
odds I do a 10roll for evil wife curren and pure wife motionevens I pass 0 I do 30 rolls
>if global wasn't accelerated then we would still be in Unitywhat a grim timeline that would be.
I'm not getting that slut Curren
>>567448003HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmNo
>>567447447Even when everyone is desperate for clocks they cheap out. Cygenerous my ass
>no WHORE rollshmmmmmmmmm NOOTICING
>>567448295howd it go
>>567447915Sure why not, I'll do one multi and see what happens.>>567448295You and me both buddy.
>>567448309I forget, how long did people estimate it would take for us to be concurrent with jp? Like 4 years?
>>567448250STOP
>>567448118yeah, that's called an achievement run. otherwise the fact that there was a 30 race mission back on release for URA also meant they thought were supposed to race 30 times in URA as well.
>barely anyone posting rollsbunch of soulless metaslaves, all of youuse your heart for once instead of just doing what the meta youtubers tell you to do
I won
gwos don't roll you can just ticket her
No one is rolling for curren...
I wanted Curren tho...
>>567448408>>567448397>>567448295good evening I hate women
>>567447563>but it's only training!And yet this is the only mode so far where this is a plot point. I think you are the retard.
>>567448464So do you like men then?
Curren will cry if you don't pull for her you guys
>>567448309tfw accelerated schedule will increase the likelihood of burnout by the same percentage
>>567448169okay I just had to sacrifice 60 tickets to prove my love and have her come on the first carat pull
>>567448431I just don't like Curren, that's all
>>567448423AAAIIEEEEEEEEE
>>567448464these are my 100 rolls i did for Palmer
Well, i was ready to spark, but FM at 50.. guess i will remain curren-less (is she even any good?)
>>567448529i will only pull for FLAT umasand wonder acute
>>567448529Currant has spooked me like three times already she'll come home eventually
>>567448431But...Curren is meta
im saving for sweepy
>>567448413aren't we 20% faster? just need to figure out how old the japan server was when global launched.
>>567448408MinrolledCurren is not for old fat men confirmed.
>>567448623curren auto wins you the straight line sprint cm that they never reran because it was dogshit even for sprint standards
>>567448431i already used my heart and it got me both cheerleaders and an NY Haru and FineMo
>>567448603XPLODE XPLODE XPLODE XPLODE
>>567448623Curren is only good on ONE track
>>567448425That makes sense as long as you believe that hitting a stat cap was an achievement run in Unity
If you alternate between the phone client and Steam client between tenners you have a better shot of getting a better seed.
I used my 10 tickets shut the fuck up cygay interns
>>567448603Why won't you accept her?
>>567447556This gif is useless without sound.
Victoria Mile Best Turned Out Award Horse Name: Nishino Ti Amo Stable Name: Yūki Uehara Stable Stable Staff Name: Yōsuke Munakata designated as grooming assistant!This award recognises and honours the efforts of the stable staff responsible for the most beautifully groomed and well-behaved horse. Congratulations
>>567448786I'm useless even with soundwhy am I even alive
>>567448692with the inroads Uma is making there is a nonzero chance you're gonna find western hoerses named after Uma references
>>567448431I did 200 on cheerleaders to 4* both of them and 150 to get Palmer. Don't be so greedy CyLAMES intern.
>>567448431I'm an uma roller and I would never pull for currenwhore
>>567448707>>567448685good to know, thanks. Guess I'll resist then. Don't have anything against curren (yet to encounter an uma i don't like, even fugly hair is kinda sweet) but.. don't like her design enough.
>>567448431I don't like Curren or FineMo bwo
Is the Biggus Dictus card any good? I threw a single free ticket at the banner out of boredom and got spooked.
Wait speed affects the whole race? I thought it only affected the last spurt.
Dot is going up, pull NOW
>>567448513the scenario is partly centered around how news and reporting can affect the performance of umas mentally. that event is about tabloid reporting and baseless rumors, not about training specifically. it could've been any wack ass rumor. >>567448709jesse what the fuck are you talking about
It's time for your bannerly cheeky 10 pull, /uma/
I just rolled 3 SSRs 2 of which are Curren in the first 20 but this dogshit site wont let me upload images so you'll just have to take my word for itor copy this link https://files.catbox.moe/1yifdj.webp
>>567448431FM is technically meta. It's why i painfully held off the 4 month wait from her og.
Pisa's obscene breasts...
wtf finemoan released last week and has an alt already
>Please spend 300$ so you can read all about my marriage to my lovely fiancee Air Shakur>I love her so much and we scissor more than the handicraft club does
>>567449135no, I shan't.I am in too desperate a need for better cards, every single ninjin will be going towards Tachyon and Light Hello
>>567449187where is she in the jp power rankings
dacchis what's our DAMAGE report looking like?? I sparked but I got a nice little haul>wedding fine x2>NORMAL fine dupe>falco dupe>red maru dupe>mambo 3*and a fuck ton of statues for my next 5* which could be wedding fine if she decides to spook me a couple more timessparked for currenboth of them 4* meow
Understandable.
>>567447447thats like two runsthanks
Which is better?
>>567449141>webp
>rice bows to curren and becomes part of her fangroup
>>567449089Please don't strongly interpret the dot!
>>567449215zamn
>>567449270my condolences.
>>567449103See pic in >>567448118If getting 25+ races is an achievement run for MANT, then hitting e.g. 1200 speed in your three aces was an achievement run for Unity
FineMo posters owe me sloppy, sweaty sex
just sat through 74 singles tickets and got nothing
>>567447796we weren't meant to get runaways until after mant
>>567449257i think she falls off by the time its more modern, but shes good for like 1-2~y in mile because of her ult+ only one with access to her innate gold
>4 currens>2 fuji kisekis>manhattan cafe>anime mqueen>blue teioi was lucky, in the wrong way... rip my carats
>all 3 currenfags trying to convince you to pull for hero i am laffin
>>567448431i want paaama but i can survive until gyarus......i think.... maybe....
>>5674492611500 carats and 60 tickets1 wife1 husband>>567448580
umasumi
>>567449337>nooo dont use a good format thats better than all the others out there reeecontrarian scum
>>5674492614 wedding fine motionbrian dupespooked by hishi akebonohad to spark curren
If you want me to roll for Curren then you'll have to convince me by posting porn of her.
>>567449337I don't even know how that happenedhas to be catbox
>Please spend 300$ so you can read all about my marriage to my lovely fiancee Falco>I love her so much and we scissor more than the handicraft club does
Wife getto
>>567449032You're right, only the last spurt.
I'm seeing double
MLB borrow to start grinding?
Call me slow but i had the idea wedding event alts and supports were only for irl mares... but then i remembered mayano
A card that isn't even in my deck finished its event chain before NTR did
>>567449553if webp is so good how come practically nothing supports it but google
JIGGIEDESUWAAAAAAAAAAA???????
>>567449381for speed is a given, but even capping power or wit back in unity while not dumpstering your other stats was still whale activity
>>567447865Just give Sweepy some of the TP you're wasting to overflow and you'll get there.>>567447884Most day ones have the big three and a decent number also got CB since she was a solo card; or got really lucky on Rice/Riko or NTR for a discount MLB; or cobbled one together with spooks and vouchers like I did with Bakushin SPD. 3-4 is normal, 2 or fewer is poverty, and 4+ will be the norm by the time 1.5 rolls around and we get another free voucher.>>567448003No.
curren chan sitting on my face
>>567449593nobody cares about who you roll for
alright /uma/niacs are we /pullin for curren/?
>>567449503WHAT HUSBAND!! but nice>>567449578giwtwm...will you 5*?
>>567449501If the Jordan skippers can endure with all the Jordan posting you can endure too... but I won't make it easy on you.
>>567449765
>>567449695Sorry best I can do is Jongers
>find ideal grandparent>look inside>tiara
>>567449780ok but can you post porn of her anyway
>>567449673Retard, stupid, ignoramus, dolt, idiot, moron, dumbass, nincompoop, Jerry Springer.I cannot believe you are allowed to even breathe air
>>567449823
What's the point of the target speed here?
>>567449261WFM @ 50 pulls exactly. (had 6 golds.. i swear i never get rainbow gates and its always a troll rare gate). Nothing else. I can live with it. Now have to debate if ill throw some rolls at sweepy/taiki alt before summer
Not bricking my account for pacekeks
>>567449883SSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXMy erection is threatening to tear a whole through my pants
>>567448169If you don't want him I'll take him.>>567448413JP will EoS before we catch up.
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>567449919
>lazy reskinjust release pearl banner already
i got rapedno finemo or curren30k left in da jar for sweepy
>>567449342Curren is apparently the boss mare on her farm so makes sense
>>567450005Stop letting your dick take over your thinking. One day you will shoot your eye out and get ED you know. It's honestly disgusting
>>567450018I don't wanna play MANT
WOOOF WOOOF WOOOF
>>567449261>>567449992Now you both owe me sex
When you get raped by W FineMo in CM14, don't come crying to me because you didn't roll for her
>>567450018don't feel like itim dancho
>>567450018poor decisions
>>567450018I'm in the middle of a parent run
>>567449790>will you 5*yes it's only logical at this pointin June after pulling for sweepy so I have more statues
>>567448431Sorry buddy I already did that on the Cheer banner.>>567448668Curren is not for old fat POOR men.
Nice, didn't even have to spend all my tix
>>567449839Tiara is better more horses can do it
>>567450018I don't play anymore
>>567450117Rice is not a mare though>Urara>FineMo>Ikuno Dictus>CurrenAll mares, why is Rice there...
>>567450018I had work and now I'm gonna exercise.
i had 10,000 carets left and dropped them all on curren and didnt get anything
>>567449823jong room?
KIMI TO
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah im going to roll with my heart
>we will never get bride riceCURREN YOU WHORE GIVE UP YOUR SLOT FOR RICE
>>567450382look at what you did, interns.
Answer pls??>>567449015>>567449015>>567449015>>567449015>>567449015
>>567450448nyo
>>567450298We just got done with three back to back CMs where Stam matters, all my relevant legacies are Crown
>>567450413I need bride rice and urara
>>567450398
>>567450448Check for yourself bwohttps://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
I accept getting 5 failed runsBut I fucking don't accept getting perfect inspiration but trolled hard during summers. This kills me, I can't play anymore for todayFuck you cyjews. MANT is the worse scenario ever
>>567450540then cope the like -4 affinity. Beats bricking from low stam
>>567450213I tried.I tried on her OG banner.I tried on her wedding banner.I'm not giving her 200 rolls, she just hates me and won't give me the sex I'm owed.
>>567449823>>567450396
>>567450413sorry faggot, only for umas that got laid, take it up with finemo
>>567448431Both of these are metaslave umas thoughbeit
>>567450132Uooooooh Shichi...Saikyou...Daisuki...
>>567450669teiobros are so cute when they're crying
i keep forgetting to do my daily pulls how do i make myself remember
they are here...
>>567450641People reset if summer sucks and they don't exit with targets for a reason
erm what
is this skill new?
>>567448431curren is top 5 meta in jp (after evo skills) and finemo is also tope meta for a while (after evo skills)
I'm here to remind you that finemo has golshi's training gimmickdo not roll
>>567450812I got Mile and Turf S first inspo. I think you can understand why I kept going
herioz doesnt know what a dacchi is
the grind never ends....
>>567450837nop
>>567450361Mares are still the natural leaders of the herd even if stallions are the bodyguards
>>567450837no it's gold head on it came with SSR Daiwa power
>>567450662It’s more than -4, because it’s not just the epithet for the crown/tiara, you also lose the matching set for the individual racesIt’s like a -16 to -20 or more if they also skipped Arima
>>567450413>>we will never get bride ricegood
>throw some carats at Curren>Falco dupe
>>567450837Came with the Dasca power card that released sometime ago
>>567450837The latest Daiwa SSR has it
>>567450837a couple of weeks old?
Tbhdesu i'm such a fucking retard, why am i pretending to like or even play this game. They made every character lesbo for no reason.
>>567449407Kabukikoi.>>567450018>Trackblazer is the third training scenario in Umamusume: Pretty Derby Global...
>>567450874I sometimes like that, it stimulates the chemicals in my brain and makes me think I have a girlfriend
>>567450984shut up nigger
Why do fronts and front support cards keep getting shilled as must pulls? They're not even good right now and apparently they're worthless in jp?
>>567450837the first card it was on is trash so it's basically new
Stop pulling for Curren.
>>567450704>no pantsu under pantyhosedamn
Explain Shatterproof to me. It's supposed to be for when your pace is losing hard late mid race which would make the accel carry over into late race, but if a pace is getting pushed back then it just means the other umas are stronger and she'll lose anyway
>>567450915
>>567450946same…
>>567451042>Explain Shatterproof to meno because it's fucking shit
>>567450915*coughs blood*cyjews, please. i recycled my aces from aries and i still feel kinda burnt.
>>567451034onii-chan you'e such a perv
>>567450018My internet was out for 3 hours so I spent that time masturbating to Chrono Genesis femdom
>>567450361I assume it's because she works at a florist. Have you not used her power card?>>567450382These are the people calling you buhi for having the big 3.
>>567451093No I mean explain what their thought process was in thinking it made sense
>>567451027fronts rule the game until they start churning out literal nukes in other styles
>>567450874Training gimmicks don't activate in MANT so go wild
now that i have her, do i bring the wedding ver to gemini cup?it seems her ult is basically just triumphant pulse on a mile track with no hope for any accelerationi assume the base version is still better right?
>>567451042i'm just really hoping midrace accelerations are changed later on to do something useful
>>567451183very simple, they weren't. It's pretty obvious that they didn't know shit about balancing on release.
>>567450915I have 1 ace and a half, I'm almost ready and I only needed to make a parent 2 months in advance>>567451141this you https://litter.catbox.moe/dzg15d.png
I am a man of my word, I will no longer demand sex from Fine Motion and FineMopostersInstead I will wait for them to deliver the sex with their own free will since we're husband and wife now.
>>567451343can i demand sex from your wife
I stopped watching Vivlos for CM meta and have been watching Seriru instead. I haven't won a single cm ever since.
>>567450912>-ack!Heliosbwos... not like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo3VxoenWNI
>>567451315T-THERE WAS A NUDE VERSION?!?!?!?!
>>567451389NoYou can however demand sex from Doberposters, I hear they are very easy if you flatter them
Stego cute.
>>567450410yay pama loves me
>>567451343> I will no longer demand sexis that a promise?
sex with hags?
>>567451609I will demand you to date me instead.
>>567451494>sex from DoberpostersAnon I have some bad news for you...
>>567451343
>>567451183Same reason why they made heals for sprints and agemasen abilities on banner cards this early on. There was no thought process lmao
why are finemo posters such brats
https://x.com/Yamiwoti_024/status/2056321316396163407
>>567451609Yes. The sex is a given now that I have her OG AND her wedding alt, there is no need for me to demand it any longer.If someone else replies to a FineMo post saying 'you owe me sex', it ain't me.>>567451742My pouty wife..
>>567451628is she okay?
>>567451749royal privilege
i should just quit after this cmthis retarded kusoge only pisses me off since it's just yuri event after yuri event
>>567451749They are the best dates
>>567451838delete this
>>567451838why are stallions like this
>>567451343>>567451938I miss you buddy
>>567451965Hmmmmmm, no.
>>567452040I'm gonna take the torch and demand a relationship with fm posters
Join the Mejiro family TODAY!
>pulling for shit aptitude one track whore pony and a soulless potato that cannot use her own wit cardISHYGDDTYou....gooner gambling addicts....
>>567451749ramen privilege
>>567449135 (Me)MY FUARKING CHEEKY 10 PULLWOOOOOOOOOOOOOI will have own finemo now. wow
>>567452146I want to experience sex as Mejiro Ardan
I think I'll just get spooked by her later like her og version
>>567451564Sweep her off her feet buddy.
>>567451343Are we safe then?
so when are we gonna get the first nat 4* uma?
>>567452270JANNY SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>567452270
>>567452270puffy
I never considered this here, 1.8s speed skills feel like kind of a waste if there are this many 3s alternatives
>>567452270curren wishes she was this big
What was semen retention last night, like 778k or 779k? I have three more umas I could refine, but I'm seeing how lazy I can be before I roll swimsuit Macky/Golshi to refine them again, but I think I'll still throw parfaits on refresh until I get around 800k anyway.
>>567451838Mejiro stallions are as dangerous as typical mares...
>>567452040All great men must know when their time has come. I will retire and enjoy my lovey dovey life with FineMo, and indulge in a lot of ramen eating.I'll also be running her in the next CM!>>567452307Probably not, I was not the first 'owe me sex' poster and I won't be the last either.I will also be nakadashi'ing you every night.
>>567452357Speed Star is guaranteed to activate at the Final Corner though, which gives you a strong chance of carryover this CM
The wedding girls look very cute but cheerleaders was peak
>>567452270NICE
>>567452146IT'S NOT THAT SMALL
>>567452357I can never remember which ones are longer. My general approach is more specific = better but Prepared to Pass is 1.8 while PC Corners is 3, despite the former being more specific, so who knows.
Finemo lets the SP captain join in every once in awhile.
>>567452263I want to experience with you (Mejiro Ardan)
>>567452158>soulless potato that cannot use her own wit cardits an agemasen card that gets powercreeped, seriously hope no one invested in it
>>567452676>supposed “wife” willing to share youHorrible.
>>567452270Reminded me of this artist https://litter.catbox.moe/dbak151a2i2u6hmg.png
>>567452708*experience sex
>>567452449It just has not been going up the last few weeks. I'm able to stay ahead just by leveling up random R supports.>>567452776It's the herd animal DNA kicking in, please don't hate her for it.
if you marry finemo you have to eat ramen at least 5 times a week are you prepared for that
>>567452270Oh thank god it's censored. Almost scared the advertisers for a second there.
approaching the brutal realization that I have zero fucking sprint horses to use, build, and borrow
wow today's seed is ass
>>567452862what the fuck even is that thing
>>567452504Aw man...
>>567452146She refuses to come to me
>>567452915I'm a Teiobro so duh
thanks
if you do 10 pull every banner it will eventually pay off
200 draws to spark Curren.Got one single other SSR... NYHaru.Damn this sucks.
>>567452862this looks like early AIslop kino
>>567453078You have essentially sparked this umamusume. You have paid 30k or more just to get her.
>>567452270WHORE
>>567452964You have Bakushin, Air Groove, and King Halo. You probably have Maruzensky and Bourbon.
>>567452979PLEASE DATE ME.
>>567452915If I said how much ramen I eat, you would worry for my healthLet's just say we have a mutual enjoyment of the noodles and leave it at that.
>>567452915sure
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567452903Probably, I'm just number autistic where I feel slight concern if I'm not at least 10,000 above the line for the week, but it's still the first day, I'm sure I'll luckshit a gutsGOD in passing in any case.
>go to play something else>all the finemo postinghehe... nothing personal, currenkeks
>>567453172>You probably have Maruzensky and Bourbon.Y-yeah...
>>567453208give me that shit wtf
>umamusume was supposed to be about cute girls doing cute things and doing their best>now it's spicshonen about aura farming and breaking others' dreamWhat happened?
>>567453172>MaruzenskyI do, actually. But I thought she was only good on mile races
>>567450201thought you said you were gonna stop after WFM was out, anon
>>567452964Imagine being a NishinoletLOL
>>567453168shhhhit's sex time now
>>567453245You're my wife btw
>>567453208That portion seems a little small.
>>567453269ok here
I will literally die before the 2nd anniversary selector. I will never get to train Bright.
Would Curren-chan be a top or a bottom.Need to know.
i sunk 200 rolls on curren so im gonna bring her to gemini whether she likes it or notwhat am i in for
>>567453340You're Shakur?
>>567453150my condolences on getting an urara.
>>5674504480lb was only usable around launch. very few SSRs are usable before 3LB.
>>567453225When I'm deciding between top row + parfait and clubbing seals on bottom row for bond I assume it will rise by 10k per day, and it usually does for the first few, then sputters out.
I regret the 1x ten roll that I did
There is no uma more astroturfed here than Fine Motion.
>>567453327I have her SSR speed card at 3lb, I never want to see that bitch again
>>567452915Double samurai sword style?
>>567453414She has bottom energy
currents wedding dress is BLACK because she is EVIL
>>567453353honestly i thought so too but it's surprisingly filling
the anon below me? my wife
>>567453353it becomes bigger if you use larger screen
>>567453374Did you make that yourself? It looks very tasty
>>567453320I'm not that one... I will never stop until I get a fm poster wife.
>>567453462Literally nobody talks about her aside from 3MLB F2P SSR faggots.
>>567453331>sex with whoresNo thank you
>>567453464I have her 2LB from spooks
June bride events just remind me that I gave up on being a bride once I was ruined for marriage by becoming a fujo
>>567452979My cute wife
>>567453318B Sprint. Neither version is meta for that distance, but she CAN run sprints and her MANT career options are wide open.
why are finemo posters lusted after
>>567450448Actually it's one of the few cards good at 0lb but the card is dogshit
>>567453532pu puuuuno bf for you
>>567453614>fujo>not a femcel
>>567453614fuck y0u. lesbab
>>567453172All of maruzensky’s skills are for miles, air groove is the most boring Uma in the game. Holding til pearl.
>>567453696
Does Uma ever add more event formats?
>>567453614post tits
7 and I pull for Fine Motion4 and I pull for Curren0 and I eat the other half of the choco cakeAnything else and I save my stuff
Your pulls suck. My pulls are godly. Chekmate /vg/
>>567453761you will spin the wheel for eternity.
>>567453785>0 and I eat the other half of the choco cakeFat fuck
>>567453614your fault for thinking of gay men when you should have focused on getting a straight one
Nobody will get a bf here
>>5674537857 and you get BACK IN THE POOL.
>>567453706Nta but it's such a weirdly Japan-centric thing because western fujos almost always have a bf regardless but Japanese ones are just complete male-repellent.
>>567453785fat FUCK
I'm just curious as to how MANT somehow made it past playtesting. How do you look at someone doing 40 races in the span of 1 hour while his uma screams in agony and think "Yeah, this looks fun".
>>567453614Hi Shakursis
>>567453806>brown and acebased>schizo in the backcringe
>>567453806those are uglier than sin
>>567453889You were never meant to do 40 races.
>>567453538the broth, chashu, and noodles are store boughti make my own ajitama and i prepped the corn/onion/naruto myself, i guessi'll probably eventually try making my own chashu eventuallybroth probably notnoodles definitely not
>>567453846
>>567453761yes!we have solo goal with wheelwe have server-wide fan goaland...uhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>567453889Do you really think they playtested this shit?
>>567452915I have never tried ramen and fail to see how noodles in broth could be considered a main meal.
>>567453629is she a better front runner than Bakushin on sprint tracks? Dumb question I know, but I want to make sure
>>567453614just find someone into yuri
>>567453889>playtesting>Cygames
>>567453889You can complete all MANT goals and finals in less than 10 races. What they didn't playtest was a retard pushing RB cards and abusing item shop refresh.
>>567453894Isnt the actual shakurfag a glowie?
>>567453889no one expects the min maxxers
>>567454017youre mentally ill, akin to the average /v/ poster, if you think they didnt playtest for general playability and bugs/glitches.>hur dur gameplay is trash they didnt playtest shitgreedy jap companies have a VERY different mindset regarding gameplay compared to burger ones that just want your money, instead of your soul
>>567454030wait, like, you've never even had the cup version?
>>567453889MANT RB was abused so much it permanently set up the powercreep pace for the game.
>>56745381302:03 amCar crash>>56745385009:22 amGet dizzy when waking upTrips and hits back of head against the floor>>56745386110:08 pmChokes on an olive pit left on his pizzaHeart stops for good measure
>>567454048Bakushin is better. There are no Redshift sprint tracks and I'm not aware of any guaranteed KFC carryover tracks.
>>567454030Noodles>carbsBroth>proteinTake with greens and more protein sources on the side to taste
>>567454280thank you
>>567453889it was supposed to be Free Mode where you can do whatever you wanta single win is enough for first yearand I think 3 each on Classic/Senior?that's all they actually want from youyou don't even need to win all Finals to get good endingtoo bad spamming race is WAY better than any other options
>>567454263I love you Mirakoposter
>>567454148There is at least one male Shakurfag and a female one
>>567454198No.>>567454328Does it have much flavor though?
>>567451343I know damn well you're going right back to it next week
>>567453889If you pay attention, the career objectives are pretty low.They expected us to complete around 3 to 5 race per year, not 40 in total.
>>567454263>get dizzy and fallI don’t mind that method of death, since it’s not guaranteed to be slow or painful or lonely
>>567454030It's peasant/survival food. Most carb based dishes are.
/uma/ - Japanese Cooking General
>>567452263I need to ejaculate between Mejiro Ardan's boobs..
>>567454396Huh...
>>567454074>YWN yurigoon and chill with your 41 y/o hag gf
I have enough sp only for a green skill, would you rather get sunny days or competitive spirit? Comp spirit im using 3 fronts so its almost guaranteed to proc
>>567454427YOU WANT IT MORE THAN THAT ANON
>can't even bump my Suzuka up to A rank sprint because the affinities are too lowdo the other umas just pretend to like Haru? Cause she doesn't inspire ANYONE
>>567454586Competitive Spirit only needs 3, go take that
>>567454425>Does it have much flavor though?The noodles are slightly salty on their own, starchy, and have an al dente texture when prepared properlyRamen is only as good as its broth. A good broth will be really flavorful and rich and the noodles will take up some of the broth's flavor as they rest in it. The add-ins give you opportunities for mixing up the flavor and texture.
>>567453889>>567453958 >>567454017 >>567454094 >>567454098 >>567454159 >>567454238 >>567454352 >>567454467mantblazer's gold skill's scaling caps at 25 races so that's probably the amount of races they were aiming for
>>567454263The pool.
>>567454502Cooking with Luna that devolves into kitchen sex.
>>567454485When my time comes I want to go out like McQueen.>>567454586Sunny is the reliable trigger and the guts will help with struggles and duels. Unless there's an especially nasty uphill I would just take it.
>>567454730king is back?
>>567454730mr. cygames, this one right here.
>>567454730>ntrWhat the fuck
>>567454425all the major flavor is in the brotheverything is submerged in brothgood broth good, bland watery broth kills the dishhave you never had any asian noodle soup dishes
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let Mirako poster have the Death Note?
>>567453739The only skill Maruzen needs for sprint is her own unique
>>567454730mosaic makes it worse
>>567454703isn't it 35?
>>567454754
>>567454427Will you miss me if I'm not back to it by next week?
>>567454730Her boobs are way too small, so lame
>>567454881Someone posted 35 here pre-blazer, but everywhere else has 25Would need to be tested
>>567454881No.
>>567454730why does it look like her body does not match with her head
>>567454931<3
>>567453969Would you reccommend the kirkland broth? I usually make my own ramen too bar the broth and I've heard good things about kirkland's
>>567455031If she had normal head you would have googly anime alien eyes
>they didnt expect us to do all the racesbut there are literally rewards for it. not even the shop reset and buying gorillions of items, the epithets and rival bonuses alone justify doing more races. for example if you use a master hammer on a G1 and get +20 speed from winning, then get +5 speed from the rival, then hit an epithet for +5 speed, that's more speed than you get from a level 5 speed rainbow with kitasan on it. and some of the epithets give you even more than that, and it's ignoring the other stats you get too.
>>567454931love these goofy little things
>>567454880succubus
I'm tempted to roll
>>567454696>>567454859Naruhodo... Well if I ever get the opportunity I'll try some ramen.>have you never had any asian noodle soup dishesNo.
>>567454969I'll be honest I don't really check this general often anymore because I hate almost everyone here. I just wanted to see people talk about my wife. I just remembered you used to reply to my posts months ago
>>567455153that pussy is not even that good bwo
>>567454837The guy got mindbroken after the multiple strikes on twitter, and now he only draws uma ntr, gangbangs and shit like that
>>567449015>>567450448The Gold skill is good, and it's the only source of it for a while
>>567455153just oneeeeeeeeeee little 10 pull
>>567455153are any of the two your oshi?
>>567455153i rolled and now i have 500 carets and a lot more star shards for goldship and nothing else.
>>567455257You should give us sex then before you leave
>>567455257>I hate almost everyone hereWhat the fuck rude
is someone making a new bread or are we using the curren bread
>>567455283she*
>>567455153I did and regret it. Stay strong
>bamboo is an agemasen cardFUCK OFF ALREADY CYNIGGERS
>>567455340I'm proud of you guys right now since I don't see any schizo posting
>not saving for the only one that mattersYou guys are silly.
>>567455257>i hate almost everyone heredont shay that...
>>567455426New, naturally. I don't support terrorists.>>567455257Who do you hate the most?
>>567455283Getting jumpscared by ntr at the end was a boner killerI will have to keep that in mind for this artist
>>567455465I don't pull for alts
>>567455257do you... hate me too? :(
>>567455071as someone that has a couple decent ramen restaurants in my area, and also has been to japan partially just to go around eating, it scratches the itch good enough. you can always adjust it to your taste. it's thin, so i add powdered gelatin. and i think it needs a bit more depth, so i also add some leftover tare (shoyu/sake/hondashi/mirin/sugar) from my ajitama. it could definitely use an aroma oil as well if you want to put in that effort.
>>567452270>Still up
>>567454730is the implication here that i'm mejiro mcqueen's husband and she's cucking mcqueen?
>>567453946>>567453946>>567453946
>>567455502That war a month ago against NTR made me just stop checking here. I guess it's over?
>>567455579it's okay, it's censored
bake a Finemo thread before the curren whores do it
>>567455257Were you the troon finemoposter? Good riddance.
>>567455594yes
>>567455441yeah i gave up running guts build because of that
>>567455612Yeah and he lost thankfully
>>567452582 Just wait until the sports festival
Reminder that curren is still one of the best sprinters in the game even in JP because Uma is still hurting for sprinters and the one they introduced after is still somehow worse than Curren. Only Gran Alegria, Aston Machan (alt) and Bakushin (ballroom) are on her level
>>567455601what did anon mean by this
>>567455283>the guyIts a woman. Men roleplay as trainers but women roleplay as umas and invisible trainer is their canvas. So theyre tall, huge dicked and perfect.
>>567455257NaruhodoWell it's not like I won't respond to FineMo posters if I think the post is nice or the image is really cute. There's a sizable chance I may reply to your post anyway.
>>567455548Sounds like you don't love Golshi. Say it isn't true, Anon.
>>567455612I think "they" still exist, as you can tell by the other reply, it's just not as obnoxious right now.
>>567455151
>>567455801>>567455801>>567455801
>>567244192>>567244192>>567244192
>it's yet another crash and burn low roll run where the fast learner hat shows up
>>567453749You'll get 'em next time
>>567455709thank you for the reminder cygames intern i will now spend 200 dollars on the caret store to guarantee i get this competitive edge in future chanmi
>>567455709Curren's ALT*
>>567455809>>567455827retard
>>567455827this one, the other is reddit
>>567454931god I want to fuck tanuki rudolf
>>567455709lord kanaloa soon
>>567456082https://files.catbox.moe/fcmz29.mp4
>>567454703honestly it's realistically at 35-40 since good shop rolls will clean your coins really fucking quick
>>567457107fucked up, man
>>567458027You might not like it but that is how peak performance looks.
what do you do in this situation
>>567459365Hope some bum blocks them out
