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WATERNIGGERS BTFO
>>567523510>Off brandREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>Different IPnow we're talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAHmOpipJgs
>>567524850Do the other teams get special names? or is it just >Amy & Tails>Knuckles & Amy>Cream & Sonicetc.
SaraxChris Rich shippingSoft TailsAmy
>>567524760Gotta say I was on the antienergy camp, but lately I've been warming up to it since a gag character suddenly knowing streetfighter moves is actually way more entertaining.
It's IDW's fault that women hate me
>Part of /sthg/ actually wants Marine to have fanon powers instead of her actual powers (whatever they were).Darkest day for this general.
>>567524925>Here's a mountain of scientifically backed evidence of a real world phenomenon that has been noticed by people for almost 3 straight decades.>Nuh uhOkay foid or simp. It's not my job to convince you of reality.
>>567525220What were her powers? Where's the official source that establishes what they are?
>>567525220Marine has water powers, no? Like kitto-sama.
>>567525220You've been calling it fanon for two days now, but only one of the two has actually made it into any official sources. Go ask someone who worked on the game for their opinion if you don't like it.
>>567525190Elaborate please.
>>567525319>>567525352Flynn...
>>567525152I'm someone who is too afraid to even guess what they are, but it would be kinda interesting if it was some kind of Sol-induced DBZ shit like Shadow with his Chaos powers.
>>567525220I want Marine to have her actual powers BUT SEGA WON'T FUCKING TELL OR SHOW US WHAT THOSE POWERS ARE!Why are they so secretive about these things?
>>567525352Her original powers were officially in Rush Adventure.
Can Sonic actually defeat him?
Kit!I am thirsty, pour me a glass of water!
Cream the Rabbit.
>>567525579Okay, so go ask someone who worked on the game what they were supposed to be: Water or not water. We don't care unless something different comes out than what we've been given since, which is that it's water. No amount of bitching, moaning, and whining will change that it's water in two games already and probably a third coming in a month or two.
>>567525508Nu-Sonic Team likely doesn't know because they didn't make that game.
Drowning Rouge in foxboy semen.
Douge
>>567525663
>>567525652This is way more nailbiting that that "Sonic VS Kaijuumonster" crap.
>>567525734Why do you want it to be water so bad? Was this a favorite headcanon for you? Pretty common with this fandom to get attached to headcanon and throw a fit wnen it's revealed it isn't real.
>>567525769Delusional tailsfag
>>567525724So cute! I'd do things to her that would probably make her scared and cry since she's too young to understand 'em.
ENERGYCHADS WON
>>567525869Ah that's a good boy. You'll be slapped as the last one.
>>567525910I genuinely don't care. I go by what the games say. Why can't you accept what the games say?
I genuinely wish I could take a hammer to some of your guys hands so I never have to see you type anymore.
Gay
>>567525652No
I found Sakae Osumi the director of Sonic Rush Adventure on LinkedIn. Took like 2 minutes. I'm gonna ask him cause I know none of y'all have a LinkedIn (or jobs).
>Tails is named tails because he can fly with his two tails.>He can also use lightning, for some reason. It's okay.>Marine is named Marine because she loves the sea.>She has to use water instead of something else because her name!
>>567526207Please report back
>>567525114No. It's only those four.
>>567524850>a westGOD crossover that isn't googoogaagaa cocomelonic slopFUCKING FINALLY
Imagine
>>567526097oof. They've come a long way in eye-tracking technology though Anon.
>>567526239Sparky is right that Tails is associated with flight/ the sky. Having electric powers makes sense.
>>567526207>Marine-chan... I forgot sorry, wwwww
>>567526092If you didn't care you wouldn't make a response like that. Stop lying.>Why can't you accept what the games say?I do. It's Rush Adventure. A game that is for some reason invalid for Ian's crap.
>>567526207>I know none of y'all have a LinkedIn (or jobs).>implying That's how I found out what Aaron Webber is actually doing at SoJ.Better ask actual professional questions too.
>>567526076Stop slapping kids, Fiona...
>>567526306>Secret LoversShame. Thanks.
>>567526391Well we can start with than hands and work from there. I doubt any of these faggots have enough money to buy the peripherals necessary to do that. You'd need a job for that.
>>567526417So what glows green in the ocean?
>>567526239>sonic is called sonic because he can run fast>knuckles is called knuckles because he can punch hard>shadow is called shadow because he's le mysterious>amy is called amy because she can amy a lot
>>567525652I don’t think Sonic has ever transcended into our realm so no
>>567526453Genuinely all I have said so far is that official sources say it's water. If you don't like it go ask a Rush Adventure dev and tell us what they say. I'm sorry if you can't accept what the games say. That's not my problem.>>567526453>I do. It's Rush Adventure.Okay, so what does Rush Adventure say? Nothing? Cool, that's why we use other games as reference. Ask a dev if you don't like it.
>>567526354>>567526369The older Popeye cartoons were really good, but I still don't think Popeye fits Sonic's image. I wonder why they keep getting such collabs.https://litter.catbox.moe/tmnnyvyaj6rvujmd.mp4
>>567526565If thy didn't want to get slapped, then why are they so slappable?
>>567525296The reality is that you are only thinking of high class women that's out of your league instead of women that's actually on your own level and even lowerNot every women is this sexy hot babe, you have the fat, autistic, lonely and geeky ones that only wants to be loved by someone.But you don't care about those women so you are nothing better then the women you criticize for only wants chads, since you only want stacies/female chads
>>567526354I heard this game is very hungry for money, i appreciate collabs but i feel like this shit is shutting down in a few months so i refuse to play it
Realistically the faggot will just say "well they're not a head or director at Sonic Team so they don't count" if the guy did say it was water based powers.
>>567526718>sorry if you can't accept what the games say.I do. That was not water in Rush Adventure. The fact you are strongly debating this while claiming to not care shows you value headcanon more than what is actually supposed to be the truth.
>>567526823>thyFiona thinks she's in the 15th century again...
>>567524850Post some cool EtherealNic fanart
>>567526585jej, you're really quite angry about all this nonsense. Is there anything I can do to help?
>>567526829>over 80% of women are all high class Stacys and BeckysGod I fucking wish, imagine going to Walmart and NOT having to deal with two obese women blocking an entire aisle.
>>567526958>That was not water in Rush Adventure.Source? You have one, right?
>>567526879If someone who works on the game says it was water powers, I will accept it (I don't know about the others). The people arguing that it was water powers because Ian said so shd managed to squeeze it in mobile garbage don't know about Sonic.
>>567527169Water doesn't look like that in Rush Adventure >>567525085
>>567527042>thy shall use the queen's engli- hey wait a minute, i am not a bong.
I'm waking up and this guy is still obsessed over the stupid Marine topic?
>I'm going to bother this Japanese dev on a job-oriented social network about a game from almost 20 years ago because I can't accept being wrong on 4chanAnd that's why people hate Sonic fans.
I want to have nondescript sex with Marine that will leave anon arguing about creator intent for weeks
>>567527079Anon, I'm not actually angry. I'm just mildly perturbed by the ongoing ragebait posting because it's obnoxious and autistic shit I dont care about.
>>567524850I can't believe Amy usurpsed the Cream team, obviously the pattern was that Sonic was going to get the teamnames and he had a right to Sonic & Cream since Cream had nothing to do with Amy in Advance 2.>>567525114No but autistkun made a hypothetical criticizing it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_7AiOZrRGk
>>567527169It's called having eyes and cognitive skills. I know headcanon can muddy those things.
>>567527271(You) woke up and i still use the same fiona pics for whole a year.
Waterniggers are desperately trying to demoralize people from contacting devs now because they know their fanon is not real
A collab with my favorite anime, nice i’ll watch the story event on youtube i can’t play more mobile shit
>>567526786I think it is weird they try to take little kids attention with these collabs, they aren't going to understand it. But I don't think old cartoons art style is off brand for Sonic
>>567527249>>567527357So no, you don't. No statement from the game or the devs, just your own headcanon that you assert is correct. Cute.
This is literally all Paps' fault btw. He started this shitshow. Only he is autistic enough about this to cause a flamewar.
>>567527295Fang is a jerboa, it's jerbover for you!
>>567527295>It's okay to ask Japanese devs about their jobs except for this one because my world will start crashing down if it's revealed to not be water.This is fear.
>>567527524I thought it was RandomFox?
WaterGODS won.non... uuuh non-water... anti-waterPEEPEEPOOTRANNIES lost.
Wasn't Sonic able to grab a palm full of water and turn it into a projectile in the comics? Marine did the same thing.
>>567527356Cream becoming Amy's Tails was meant to be I guess.
>>567527497So if a dev says it's not water will you shut up while "not caring"?
>>567527593No, it's Paps. You can see him respond exactly like this on Discord whenever the topic is brought up.
>>567527548>it's Ian rn shitting himself
>>567527271pic related>>567527524>>567527593I am not a well-known namefag just so you guys know, I've been here since 2018 though. You will never discover me.
>>567527295Doesn't the guy have a twitter?
>>567527304Picrel.
>>567527686That's what I've been saying, yes. Right now the official stance in the games is water. If that changes, that's fine, but until then I go with what's in the games.
Anti-Waterfags will win. We're the underdogs.
>>567527719>I am not a well known namefagThat just tells me you are but frankly I don't give a shit.
>>567527524Is this what he's been doing since he told Duo to kill himself?
>>567525735Sonic Rush Adventure was co-developed and directly overseen with assistance from Sonic Team. Just because it's not the same people as current Sonic Team, they still approved everything in that game. So they must have some kind of documents and notes about everything in Rush Adventure because they still reference that game in stuff like Sonic Channel
Who the fuck is Marine?
>>567527819>Right now the official stance in the games is water.Yes, based on Ian's incompetence. It needs to be literally fact checked.
>>567527679nuke all comicfags
>>567527356Cream was made to be Amy's Tails, Creampedo. Advance 2 was an early cameo.
>>567527857Well he doesn't work a proper job and by his own admission he stays on social media too much so do with that what you will.
>>567527356>Keeps him up at nightheh. But he had a few good points. Not sure about "like siblings" though.
>>567527943It's likely buried underneath a fuck-ton of shit from other games. It's also possible they lost it because the Japanese are notorious for badly archiving stuff.
>>567527973>Yes, based on Ian's incompetence.Sonic Team* It's water now. It's canon.
Uooooooh willy uoooohhhh
>>567527973OKay, motherfucker, fact check it. That's what I've been saying. Do it or shut the fuck up.
>>567527842>I-I don't give a shit anyway!!classic waternigger deflection, hang yourself by jumper cables to spare yourself the humiliation
>>567527951Lil' racoon gal from Sonic Rush 1 and 2.
What are your honest thoughts on Gamenic's character? If being honest i don't see what people like about him this much, he is an iconic character of course and i can see the crazy appeal, he just seems to not be for me
I don't think Frontiers 2 will top this OST
>>567527951The girl with all the power.
>>567528230She isn't in Rush 1. Only Rush Adventure.
>people will try to tell you this is somehow water
>>567527693Prove it
>>567528324Really? Just the one game? Damn.
>>567528273He's thr anchor keeping me invested in the series desu.
I think it's a good thing Ian spurs people's autism to actually analyze this franchise and find answers because he gained stigma for being wrong.
Popeye is the OG shonen manga, better than IDW
Water aryans.
>>567527819
>>567528273Sonic is boring when Maekawa doesn't write him. He was able to give Sonic more attitude and cockyness
>>567528273Believe it or not, there aren't many cute MC male characters in vidya. I will keep playing Sonic as long as he is cute
>>567528198No one cares Paps.
imagine
>>567528495Don't tell me they were fighting over the skinny bitch?
>>567528495>better than IDWNot a high bar
>>567527693>>567528428I am a hapa foid not a fucking scroteAlso I'm a JP purist while Random is a game purist, what is hard to understand
>>567528483Great, now we have a bunch of know it alls who think they know what they are talking about, like a Mario fan talking of how Mario totally has flaws explained in some manual somewhere.
>>567528635>see shaddycatz>instantly bust
>>567528702Imagine what?
>>567528786Random is not a game purist, he's a schizo contrarian. Notice how never talks about the games unless is to talk shit of what annoys him.
The kike fears the water glass.
>>567528002Paps needs to stick to making waifus
>>567528595>Top: Waterfags>"Marine has powers">"All official sources say it's water">"It is a water blast">Bottom: Energyfags>MEME EDITS>COLLAGES>"ARE YOU IAN FLYNN?">"LMAO COLORS"
>>567528786You don't type like a female.
>>567528702
>>567528618I see people say this here nowadays but I dont even think its all that true.It's just that SA2 is one of the few games where Sonic has any sort of arc thanks to his anime rivalry with Shadow.He's fun vs Jet as well.
>>567528810
>>567528837I don't really like people who draw Sonic with a pussy. But I make an exception for Shaddy
How long until the Garfield collab?
>>567528273>>567528618Gamenic needs to be written like how he was written in Unleashed and Frontiers more - cool, brave, and having an attitude but also being compassionate and affable
>>567527491I don't mean old cartoon style, just Popeye style.
>>567528936Actually no, he only likes the games to the insane degree that he defends Flynn's writing in Frontiers because he's convinced himself that Sega actually did all the writing, you just see it as schizo contrarianism because you fucking hate Sonic>>567529078Women pretend to be men here to blend in. There are no women on the internet.
>>567529210Oy vey.
>>567529205>women pretend to be men on hereYea and it's as obvious as when a man pretends to be a woman on here.
>>567529109Just make Sonic a woman at that point
>>567529305Then I guess I have a high amount of test from my foid autism.
Let porn artists draw official Sonic art
>Paps mentioned>Immediate namefag deflectionI'm noticing.
Popeye is going to punch Silver and Blaze so hard they both return to their own time-space.
>>567529292Thoughts on guns and blood in Sonic?
>>567529427We already have ABT
I hate paps
>>567529427They are
>>567529378If im not right, why are you so bent on trying to correct me? Wouldn't it be funnier to direct the ire at someone who isn't involved?
>>567529519Guns are based. Blood is whatever.
>>567529427ABT, Skinbark, Jenhen, etc.
>>567529519>blood = fineGuns might be okay against Sonic since he can dodge the bullets but anyone else without speed is fucked so maybe energy weapons instead.
Waterfags were already proven wrong in the first thread yet are still hanging on desperately and deflecting to their current boogeymanJust give up you wet niggers>>567529636>why are you so bent on trying to correct meWhy do waterfags always hate being proven wrong?
>>567529519Guns have always been in Sonic. The first enemy you see in Green Hill zone shoots at you.
>>567529314I just pretend he has a lizard slit so he is fucking his dick inwards
>>567527443You know what? While we're fucking at it, why don't we ask a Japanese Chaotix dev what exactly the final boss was supposed to be? The transformation of Metal Sonic known as Metal Sonic Kai? Despite the fact there is zero indication if you played the fucking game that he transformed, and Japanese manual calls the normal Metal Sonic "Metal Sonic Kai"? No, really, let's make Ian squirm! Lore Team can eat my ass, they're not actually consulting devs!
>>567529754If Sonic can dodge bullets then everyone else should by being comparable to him>>567529783I'm talking realistic guns, those from Shadow 05
>>567529765>Waterfags were already proven wrongYou know no one is dumb enough to just fall for this when you post it, right? There's NO evidence for it being an energy blast other than you hate the fact that it's been canonized as water. You can say it all you want, but nothing has been proven otherwise. Ask a dev and get back to us.
The seaweed’s always greenerIn some other bloody lakeYa dream about goin’ up thereBut mate, that’s a big mistakeJust look at the world around yaRight here on the ocean floorSuch bonza things surround yaWhat more ya bloody lookin’ for?Under the seaUnder the seaLove, it’s betterDown where it’s wetterTake it from meUp on the shore they work all dayOut in the sun they slave awayWhile we’re devotin’Full time to floatin’Under the seaDown here all the fish are happyAs off through the waves they rollThe fish on the land ain’t happyThey’re sad, ’cause they’re in a bowlBut fish in the bowl? Yeah, lucky?Nah, they’re in for a worse fateOne day when the boss gets hungryGuess who’s on the bloody plate?Under the seaUnder the seaNobody beats usFries us and eats usIn fricasseeWe’re what the land folks love to cookUnder the sea, we’re off the hookWe got no worriesLife’s just the bubblesUnder the seaUnder the seaUnder the seaUnder the seaUnder the sea
>>567529925>"There's NO evidence for it being an energy blast">conveniently ignoring how water looks in Sonic Rush AdventureLOL
>>567529519Sonic Team doesn't know jack shit about guns
>>567528439Yeah and not even playable.She was there to make Baze's dimension feel more lived-in.
>>567530010Your dumb ass was blown out over that argument already yesterday.
does it really matter what flavor of pocket sand Marine threw exactly one time
>>567529427>Oshima dies>his family cleans his house>find his secret drawings>lots of Amy and other Sonic girls doujins and porn drawings
>>567530097>schizo delusionsYou failed to prove a single thing and just coped and seethed the entire thread
Even if ST said it was energy on Xitter, it's not because energyfags are lame af>>567526207Wtf. I was waiting for the captcha
kill everyone in this thread but most importantly nuke israel
I really should just close this tab and check on the thread tomorrow. This is just fucking wretched.
>>567530129Nothing really matters
>>567530151Oshima has no family. He's 60 years old and unmarried
la creatura
electric powers are based
>>567530151It wouldn't be the first time
>>567530229but some things matter even nothinger
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/567460476/#q567481169>marin_fireIt's fucking fire you dipshits
>>567529958>Love, it’s better Down where it’s wetter>Take it from me
>>567530263It doesn't mean he is all alone in the world. He probably has relatives.
>>567530286Sonic franchise got too many users of it
You know the movies told that Sonic is like a lightning
>>567530417Who else besides Surge and Metal Sonic?
>>567530319Why are all the best and worst artists perverts with /d/ fetishes
>>567530360Shot and fire are in reference to her shooting the blast
>>567530319Based
>>567530504If I was an artist, I would have a fucking mountain of Tails ss.
>>567530360Waterfire
>>567530506>waternigger copeExplain why it's called fire AFTER she fired the blast and when it's just around her hand?
>>567530360Hot
When are they adding Sally to crossworlds?
>>567530479Sonic (via Thunder Guard)Knuckles (via Thunder Arrow)Silver (via Psycho Shock)Ivory WispThunderbolt (Reboot Archie)And I believe Tails has a electric based ability or weapon but I don't remember.
>>567530479Entire Movie mobian cast, Shadow, Thunderbolt, Abyss, Knuckles, Tikal, Eggman with some of his machinery, Tails with some equipment, Monkey Khan, Lien-Da, Yellow Wisps, and many more, probably some fleetway characters too
>>567530832over my dead body
>>567530360Marine's Baja Blast
>>567530832Why do you hate Sonic?
>>567530479Sonic now according to a cg trailer or something
Yall say your lazy and can't do anything but you're willing to sit here for 2 days straight arguing about water vs. energy balls.You're not lazy. You're just fucking stupid which is worse.
Okay, okay, I see what's happening hereYou're face to face with the facts, and it's strangeYou don't even know how to feelIt's adorableWell, it's nice to see that headcanons never changeOpen your eyes, let's beginYes, it's really me — breathe it inI know it's a lot, the proof, the sassWhen you're staring at a canon clashWhat can I say except you're wrong?For the "water tricks," the "tidal wave"Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're wrongThat was never in the page she gaveHey, what has two thumbs and play the games throughWhile you were coping? Yay highThis guyWhen the fandom got coldWho told you Flynn just did what he told?You're lookin' at him, y'allOh, also — no water spoutYou're welcomeThat headcanon? I'm throwing it outAlso, no rain or sea foamYou're welcomeMarine's power is energy, leave her aloneSo what can I say except you're wrong?For the "proof" you pulled from the wiki pageThere's no need to pray, it's okay, you're wrongHuh, I guess it's just my way of being sageYou're wrongYou're wrong
Is that guy still making sonic chronicles 2
>>567530843Miles Electric
I hope all disgusting foids in the thread have a very bloody and painful period this month.
>>567530849Yellow wisp is drill, Ivory is lightning
>>567530458>LIKE LIGHTNING!!
It's WIND you fucking MORONS>wind in her sails
>>567530776Because it's just a filename
>>567531124No women on the internet, seething waternigger>>567531227It's just a mobile game
Sonic should be wind in Japan and lightning in the west
>>567531283Are you seriously trying to say that "fire" here refers to the element fire and not the verb "fire" as in "shoot"
>>567530849The movieverse "elsctricity" is actually just chaos energy. Even in the first movie at the government meeting discussing thd blackout they concluded it wasn'r electricl in natufe.
>The threads get derailed over some stupid shit about Marine the racoom
>>567531124I'm sure there's at least one autistic woman in this thread
What will we do if Bubsy 4D turns out to be a better game than FrontiersFUCK IT'S IN 3 DAYSbut we don't have any reviews yet, so they're afraid if the embargo is still up
>>567531306Sonic should be wind everywhere because Sonic is a Japanese franchise, electricfags should get raped
>>567531164Isn't ivory white?
So in the movie series Cars, they apparently have football as a sport and I still wonder to this day how that works out.
>>567531379NTA, a dataminer could compare the internal names of other blasts
>>567531538These comparisons don't matter. It's just a generic term for "shot".
>>567531407thanks zooey, and might i say, your lisp is just lovely today.
>>567531468Ask Breeze
>>567529314If a cuntboy got pregnant and grew tits because of it, would that not make them a woman?
>>567531379I'm an energychad and I don't think it's fire but the argument for WHY it's fire is just as valid as the argument for why it's water because you are just that retarded
Popeye doesn't stand a chance against Marine the energy-blasting RACCOON!
>>567531746That is very disingenuous. The best thing you can say is that in SRA it's simply a generic attack with no official explanation. Go ask the game's director.
Lightning is hotter than wind
>>567531468Is it American football or soccer?
>>567531813Until he gets his spinach of course.
>>567530843>Sonic (via Thunder Guard)not a part of Sonic's natural moveset, needs a Soleanna Gem to use it>Knuckles (via Thunder Arrow)only used in 1 game, never used again>Silver (via Psycho Shock)It's only electric in that it paralyzes opponents, he can't use electric attacks>Ivory Wispjust a power up, not a character>Thunderbolt (Reboot Archie)westshit don't count>And I believe Tails has a electric based ability or weapon but I don't remember.Energy Ball move from his arm cannon which is a weapon and not a part of Tails natural moveset. Tails could had a fire or ice cannon if he really wanted to make one
>>567531885I'd like to see some evidence.
>>567531407They say that it wasn't an EMP, as in not an attack from someone, and not a power plant malfunction, doesn't mean its not actually electrical in nature, with novelization referring to Sonic's powers as lightning
>water>energy>firewrong! It’s antifreeze
>>567531885Gravity is more curvier than Lighting
>>567531879>it's simply a generic attack with no official explanationI literally fucking agree with you that it's a nondescript blast but you seem hung up on me calling it energy. You realize energy can mean a lot of things right? Anyways I'm waiting on that LinkedIn response from anon. I don't actually want to bother developers by spamming them with questions.
Hey Paps, Fox, how about we calm down and drink some delicious water?
>>567531937I-I-I thought we replaced them with RINGS??
>>567531985Plank is curvier than Lightning
>>567532058>I literally fucking agree with youNo, I don't know what it is. It's just ambiguous enough that there's a debate
>>567531619>DON'T LOOK INTO IT FURTHER PLEASE DOOOON'Tlol
>>567530504
>>567531949Knuckles still summoned it through his own power, meaning he retains it to this dayIvory Wisp is a living being, a character if you willThunderbolt counts because it mentioned the whole franchise
>>567532072I'm full of energy already, no thanks.
>>567526207How did you phrase the question?Also I wish we knew who wrote the question, but apparently no one but me cares about this
>Knuckles has fire powers in Adventure and Heroes>We don't bring attention to itIn the movies he has The Flames of Disaster.
>>567532261>not seeing it as disguised praise I don't blame you.
>>567531949I don't trust what the think here schizos counts
>>567532485At least he still has them, he kinda took Silvers childhood
>>567532430It's probably the same anon who kept saying he emailed Sonic Team that he disagreed with the localizers' direction of the franchise.
>>567532485Knuckles can summon meteors and generate exdplosions with his punches in Battle and returns his firey punches in frontiers, there is a lot of abilities these furries have
Fucking kill yourself waterfaggotsI fucking hate you
>>567532623No? He had a family, and most of his life he tries to preserve what remains of his culture. Iblis is nothing but a cameo
>>567530504Obsession leads to the pursuit of power and skill
Reminder that you can send a message to Sega about what you think about the franchisehttps://faq.sega.jp/hc/ja/requests/new?ticket_form_id=360000782393
>>567532874I think I like it the way it is right now
Oi! It was me shite, okey? Me shite! Because I was shittin' me trousers since I was scared! So I flung it at Eggmead and surprisingly it worked! Turns out I 'ave a good swingin' arm! Happy?
>>567533009You shouldn't. The franchise is currently being compromised by people who hate Sonic.
>>567533204Marine's green poops...
>>567532853Not Knuckles childhood, Silver's story is him fighting iblis, without him he's just there doing nothing.
>>567533226You being schizophrenic and having no social skills isn't helping.
Kill Westies
>>567532874dont worry i already did this cap, no need to do it to it
>>567533323they can always use Ifrit instead, Sonic isn't running short in apocalyptic monsters
I am 69 years old, and have never met the sea.
>here we go againMarine's giant water balloons.
>>567533226>The franchise is currently being compromised by[the people in charge]ftfy. You want the franchise to get better? Remove the people allowing this. Removing the peddlers is only temporary and then we're left with the same problems as before with different peddlers
If Sonic was actually popular in Japan then we wouldn't need western writers anymore since they would have enough people at home who wants to write for Sonic
>>567533770Yet its not popular in Japan, and hasn't been in 35 years.
Reminder that this autistic spergfest over Marine’s powers is over Randomfag’s schizophrenia over Ian and he’s genuinely believe no one in Sonic Team would have made her powers be water anywaysHey energyfags, what kind of energy is it?
>>567533902Nondescript energy. You can't prove it's water.
>>567533902Energy cannot be created or destroyed. It only changes from one form to another.
>>567533703always kill a traitor before an enemy
>>567534176bingo
>>567533886I like this version more.
>>567534003Sega's official sources say it's water, I ain't gotta prove shit.
>>567534003You can’t prove it’s not water. No, not reusing assets doesn’t mean it’s not water, you’re operating on assumptions just as much as anyone who does believe it is water because there’s nothing in the game that confirms it as either or.And it can’t be nondescript energy, if her character went anywhere in the future it has to be something from somewhere, so what is it? What do you think Sonic Team would do with Marine who loves the seas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TepkjXuahj0
>>567534409>Pariah
>>567534409*deletes his video*
>>567534392>No, not reusing assets doesn’t mean it’s not waterIt literally does because all water in the game looks different than Marine's "water". Tell me why they wouldn't just reuse the water splash animations that they have plenty of variations for.>What do you think Sonic Team would do with Marine who loves the seasSHE EXPLORES THE SEAS DIPSHIT but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo your water autism means she must have water powers despite all the contradictory evidence sure retarded nigger
>>567534409so this is how you pronounce weaboo
>>567533902
>>567524850https://www.knapparcade.com/blog/jersey-jack-reveals-designer-of-next-game-approximate-launch-date
>>567534630You aren't a Sonic fan if you hate that it's Japanese
I'm not into IDW trash but Surgamy do hit differently though..
Cream is half Tails age. Not only is that pedo but it brings his character down by reducing his age.
I sent Sakae Osumi a message on LinkedIn (I had to subscribe to a LinkedIn Premium free trial). Now we wait.>>567532430>Hello Mr. Osumi,>My name is [Anon], and I am a long time Sonic fan. >I wanted to ask you a question about a game you directed and wrote the scenario for, Sonic Rush Adventure. In the scenario of that game, Marine uses an attack to stagger a robot piloted by Eggman and Eggman Nega. (See the attached picture.)>When you worked on Sonic Rush Adventure, what was the *original* nature of that attack and Marine's powers in that scenario?>For context my community is embroiled in a debate. Recently Marine has been shown with water powers but there is no explanation about the nature of that attack nor Marine's powers in the original scenario. So we are reaching out to you for clarification.>If you are unable to answer or have forgotten, I completely understand. Thank you!
>>567534754>Cream is half Tails age.She's not, though.
>>567534754Cream is six, Tails is 8, that's not half his age you moronic dumbass.
Sonic is a product
It's news to me that is news to youTo which degree who answers to whoWe could go on and onbut in the end who are we kidding?
>>567534637That is water, anon.
>>567534754Shut up, mimicfag.
Tails is a teenager. Cream is a toddler.
>>567534993waterniggers will unironically argue this
>>567534782>I wanted to ask you a question about a game you directed and wrote the scenario for, Sonic Rush Adventure.You messed up. You're spreading misinformation. There is no proof that Sakae Osumi wrote the scenario of Sonic Rush Adventure. You repeated made up information from the Sonic wiki on Fandom. Sakae Osumi is only credited for directing the game, and if you check the credits more often than not the director doesn't write the scenario. I've said this multiple times today and I was always ignored, and I've been occasionally saying this for months when the topic came up. If your conversation with him amounts to anything, this risks spreading this misinformation further. I hope he's able to clarify properly if he does reply, but personally I think it's more likely that he doesn't reply at all or says something vague at best.
>>567534986so is everything else made by a company
>>567535050Tails is a kid. He gets called foxboy.He is a child.You are a pedo.
Anons, have you considered the possibility that maybe Marine's mysterious powers were a setup for the third Rush game that couldn't be?
>>567535249Fictional pixels do not have rights
>>567535432Making cliffhangers should be punishable by firing squad
>>567535195My bad. We'll see how it plays out.
>>567535579Yeah, I hope it goes well. Rush Adventure is one of my favorite games and it always gets overlooked with little to no information on the game outside of the game's content. I'm glad to see such an extensive argument around it for once
Why is there so much DID larping with queers? It seems like a recent obsession, now IDW has an OC that's supposedly DID to appeal to these peopleI notice this with Sonic fans too because there are so many gays
>>567535473We have Tails shipped with everyone more than this somehow
>>567534335
>>567534782I like your honesty
Just a daily reminder Silver the Hedgehog does exist in the movies. Her name is Amy.
>>567535774Being a system is cool now, and headmates are a healthy escape mechanism. Isn't it so boring to not have Sonic the Hedgehog and Jeffrey Dahmer in your head, living with you, having cool conversations? Weirdo.
>>567535432Yes, actually.
>>567535249He gets called fucksboy
Why are sonic comics readers more mentally ill than other sonic fans?
>>567534570>It literally doesIt literally doesn’t because there is still no explicit word in game that confirms or denies anything. You are making an assumption based on visuals as much as waterfags. >Tell me whyI can not because I am not the developers and neither are you. I can not tell you as much as you can’t tell me why it can’t be water. You’re arguments and logic amount to same “it just is okay” as waterfags.>SHE EXPLORES THE SEASAnd? It’s more reason she would. Tell me in your humble opinion, what other kind of energy power would fit this character and much more, fit the same coloring as the orb in her hand after firing? What else could or would Sonic Team, without Flynn’s input, make it be if not water?
>>567535249I didn't say I wanted to fuck him, that's your projection. Fag, Pedo.
>>567535928What?Are you retarded?
>>567535774I have a waterfag and an energyfag in my head and they just keep saying the same talking points
>>567535928what the franchise needs is to replace flynn with gooseworx and let her add therapy-speak dialogue
>>567525652he unironicaly has more chances beating his horror version
>Paps is this autistic over Marine's powersAnd here I thought his hatred of dubs was extremist.
>>567535950Amy has to take from Silver because she is not interesting on her own
>>567535774Cluster B personality disorders.
>>567534409 not going to watch it all but>Sonic is fundamentally japanese>post his orginal fairy lore nobody likes and nobody asked foryeah fuck off
>>567536283What, don't you like her magical hammer, her obsession with marrying Sonic, her being a former damsel in distress, a goody two shoes, or her tarot cards? But all these are talking points on /sthg/ every hour!
>>567536143>You are making an assumption based on visuals as much as waterfags.Waterfags are explicitly IGNORING the visuals that prove them completely wrong.>what other kind of energy power would fit this character and much moreWhy do you think it's up to me? If it's not water than it's not water. Doesn't matter how much YOU think it personally fits for it to be water due to your retarded naming scheme argumentYou actually are essentially agreeing with me that it's too nondescript to see as water so I'm not sure why you're even fighting me on this
>>567535774Neurodivergents want their comfort characters to be real
>>567536131They refuse to play any of the games so they make shit up about the characters based solely off the comics that constantly write everyone OOC.
>>567535432>Marine has (proto-)Color Powers...
>>567535950>Her name is Amy.'s son
>>567535950Amy gets to take from Silver because it's only right she take everything from that leech
>>567535774Why do they have canes and wheelchairs?
>>567536521Fox, for the love of God, Marine doesn't even have powers in either comics!
>>567536382>the chad wholesome children's book author makes westniggers seethe
>>567536606You just hate Amy and Silver and want both to suffer.
>Silverschizo logic: It's only bad when Silver does itEvery time.
>>567536668see >>567536341Borderline personality disorder. Histrionic personality disorder. Narcissistic personality disorder.Nearly every leftists has one of these.
>>567536542>Aquamarine Wisp
in theory Silver x Amy has more chemistry than any other Amy shipother than Blazamy, but if we're gonna go with hetero ships, yeah, that's it
>>567536732Yes.
>>567536821>>567536821No lies detected
>>567536791That explains it. Know I know to avoid them
WATER? IN MY FOOD!??
My penis is a chilidog
I will kiss him.
Yo, this toilet isn't run by energy, but with water!
>>567536959Can I kiss him too?
>>567536959Do thing Shadow can grab his handle bars and use him as a weapon?
>>567536959Donkey Kong...
Replace Silver with anyone and it's automatically a better idea
Marine preparing the Kool-Aid canon to save the world from a threatSonic X kool-aid crossover when?
>>567537112You can kiss this one.
>>567536470>Waterfags are explicitly IGNORING the visuals that prove them completely wrongThey aren’t ignoring anything because there is nothing in the game that confirms or denies that is is or isn’t water.>If it's not water than it's not water.Exactly. But if it is, then it is. And I do not think Flynn is to blame when many have thought this before him. I don’t think Sonic Team would have done something different anyways.I agreeing with you, but I disagree that it also can’t be water. We don’t know either way. The simple fact of the matter is, that her current appearances, how she marketed to masses to consume, utilizes the idea that she has water powers. Could it change? Possibly. It seems unlikely though.I also do not think Flynn is responsible for this. He has admitted himself several times that the book has a lot of mistakes and if Sega wants to override those mistakes, they can, like with Infinite’s fate and Chaotix Case Files despite what Ian’s book says. If they want to override Marine having water powers, they can, nothing is stopping them, Ian does not have the power to stop them.Marine for the time being, is being allowed to be depicted with water powers for the time being. Sega and Sonic Team are okay with that.
>>567537217lol
HATE THAT HEDGEHOG
Krack huffs Flynn fumes... she has betrayed us...
>>567537643>silverschizo at every waking moment
>>567536676Darn...
'ionananananananananananananana'ionananananananananananana
The body is made up of 70% water, not energy, this water in our bodies is what gives us energy to use, so MArine couldn't shoot energy, otherwise where does come from and what is it? Thusly she is using the water in her body to produce an attack.
>>567537643In the spanish dub instead of Dr Robotnik, they call him Dr Mostachon, which basically means Dr Big Mustache
>>567537207wasn't this show criticized for being gay and lame compared to the movies?
>>567537928ODIO ESE ERIZO
Name one good reason to not Jerk off to Vanilla the rabbit.
>>567537207Not really, you just personally hate Silver
>>567537903Explain where Blaze gets her fire
>>567538309nothinggo on and make sure to put another baby on her to boost the fertility rate
>>567538054All I remember is people complaining that Knuckles didn't show up very much in a show called KNUCKLES
>>567538415Heat is natrually produced in the body, and she heats the air with her body and ignites it.
>>567537374Good enough
Life starts with a sunny dayLet's feel our ocean breathOcean breath, ocean bre-bre-bre-breathCan't wait for a new venture-ure-ure-ure-ureIt's Marine's "Ocean Breath" attack.
>>567538629>OceanUm, don't you mean ENERGY breath??
Sonic's wife.
>>567538090Hmm. Strange.This smells like SEMEN.*Taste it*It is SEMEN, covered in gold paint!
>>567538389>you just personally hate SilverIt's more of a lack of interest and preference for other characters, but if you feel that way sure
>>567538786... Is Shadow the hedgehog.
You guys eat toast
>>567538818>Take that fanfic away, buster. Doctor Robotnik is NOT a faggot. He flirts with the squirrel princess.
>>567539232>Doctor Robotnik is NOT a faggot
>>567539345Starline and Thunderbolt are so jealous
>>567536251Unironically better writing than the entire loretard team put together.
>>567539508more
>>567539508
>>567525652Popeye has Toon Force on his side, AOSTH Sonic is the only one that can put on a fight since he also has Toon Force
>>567539508>Silver on bottomI hate IDW
>>567534750Shut your mouth, Ian
>>567539874Nah, man. Popeye is THE strongest cartoon. Even other Toon Force users can't fuck with him.
>>567539949He was never gonna top, not in 06 nor after.
>>567535950>comes from CD, thr game that first had time travel>uses fortune cards which predict the future.>"sHe sToLe fRoM sIlVeR"
>>567540208Who's the one on the middle
>>567540057Silver loves to rape with his powers
>>567540208Kit transitioned?
>>567539724nigga we gay
>>567540307Kit from Gameoverse
>>567539959Listen here nigga, mandates won't let me make it official, let me have this.
>>567539949Funny thing, Silver being a bottom was always fan created based on 06, just like how Shadow is in love with latinas and is rude, or how is Sonic very nice and very relatable, once the made Silver fan perception canon, we begin seeing stuff like dark AUs and more mature and angry/rude Silver, this should be a lesson on how fandoms popular views should not be taken into canon.
>>567524850What abilities would a Shadow & Crash team up have?
>>567540262Yes, but she doesn't come from an apocalyptic future to the present to save the day. That's Silver's stick. And now Amy has it, just like Knuckles has the Flames of Disaster. Without the future stick, or Iblis, what does Silver have left?
>>567540208I love whats happening with Blaze lately, she will never be taken seriously because she was always meant to be goonerbait
*sigh*
>>567540643silvaze
>>567540592rides Shadow as a skateboard when on rails like Sonic+Amy
>>567539949can we stop with this bsblaming idw and evanit's been like this since 06 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/34474175 2013
waterniggers lost
>>567540643>Yes, but she doesn't come from an apocalyptic future to the present to save the day. That's Silver's stick.You don't even know that's what is going on in movie 4. Most people that believe that is what is going on do so moreso because it would be the angle for handling Metal Sonic.>Without the future stick, or Iblis, what does Silver have left?Psychokenisis.
silver has pointed eyes which means he would top me
>>567540208Where are my heroes?
Let's rape anon.
>>567540997TSURIME EYES MEANS TOPTAREME EYES MEANS BOTTOMTHESE ARE TWO TOPS SO IT CAN GO EITHER WAYget it?
>>567541239i'm not into porn as much as you arehave it your way
>>567540997Anons want to blame the west for everything rather than face the reality that some fans think Silver can be a bottom>>567541239So why all the fuss?
If we can make Kakyoin into a button, then so we can with Silver. You can't stop us.
>>567541159But you're Tails. How can I say no to that face?
>>567541336It's the wests fault I'm not getting fucked by silver right now...
>>567541336Because Sonic has fucking round tareme eyes so this >>567539508 is not accurate>b-but superThis is base form Sonic fuck you
Sonic is a bottom and he likes it.Shadow is a virgin ho can't sex.Silver is a top.Knuckles is THE top and fucks everyone.
>>567540208>>567540773Genuinely how do you recover from your own voice actor turning you into infinity goons
>>567541569
>>567541569This is why I get uncomfortable around people into horses.
>>567541569What's supposed to be the appeal of this? i don't get it
>>567541386>Silver taking horsecock
>>567541658>I am inevitable.
>>567539949you don't know how much of a Sonic cocksucker Silver is in japan, he take ip up the ass in every part of the world
>>567541848I do because I read that story. Silver will gladly bring pleasure to Sonic in all his holes with his psychic dicks to please him.
>>567541848Power bottom.
>>567532874I already sent them about a month ago with that link. Told them I don't like how Amy's love for Sonic is being removed in the English scripts and that I don't like how different the respective English and Japanese scripts are in wording and meaning and requested they be made closer in wording and meaning>>567533226Can't wait for Movie 4 to put these westoid clowns in their place and for the movie to slap Sonic Team for their negligence
>>567541952good girl
https://litter.catbox.moe/x8lil5.jpg
>>567540997https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/27673296s-sonicbros?
>>567542026Wait a minute. What if this anon is not some random loser, what if he is Paps asking Sonic Team for it?
>>567542086If you can spoiler horsefucking, what can be behind catboxes?Im scared
>>567542026Based. Westniggers need to get put in their place once and for all.
>>567542120shoppaaaa is the goat
>>567542138I'm not Paps and I don't even know exactly who he is other than he's a Twitter user
>>567542086Not clicking that shit.
>>567529040I need her
>>567542292Surge's creator.Oh well if you're not him, then to the spam mail with you.
Sonic is for rape
>>567541569Pt 2
>>567542251also he drew this thing
Thoughts on Doctor Huevo and Doctor Mostachon?
>>567541658Rush 3.So she won't.
>>567540997this is how we should empower women
>>567542491Looks slappable.
>>567526354>>567525652I'm surprised that they let Popeye keep his pipe
>>567542650Women are physically inferior
Silver and Blaze are unsalvagable. Shipping and porn characters.
>>567542885This is true for everyone but Sonic and Eggman.
Crack general
>>567542985but WAIT
Stop posting kemoshota butts, the retardeer is taking her cloths off.
>>567542790that's why she found herself a boyfriend she could overpower
How many of you JPfags have actually played the games in Japanese?
>>567542985Yeah.
>silver is wea--ACK!!!!!
>>567543072>technically married
>>567543115No such thing, women can't overpower men
>>567525220I think I was the only person to strongly push back on the idea that Marine had water powers a couple years ago (it's clearly an energy blast, she never manipulated water at any point in the game, and a water balloon wouldn't have left her hand glowing or budged the strongest robot in the series), and it's really nice seeing other anons come around and realize I was right.
>>567543385maybe he has been looking all his life for a woman strong enough to dominate him and be the cute femboy he always wanted to be
>Team WaterSparkyKrackScribbles>Team EnergyRandomfoxPaps
>>567543835what does K. Penders think about jewish knuckles?
>>567543830Why are you an uwufag? Do you hate Sonic?
New Knuckles Chaotix TAS (Best Ending - All 6 Chaos Rings) was submitted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmvpC0awgXYhttps://tasvideos.org/10456S^Beats the previous theoretical WR by 1 minute 10 seconds after 3.5 years of work.
>>567542784Amy staring at Ian Flynn
https://litter.catbox.moe/gpx1i9.webm
>>567542790At some things, like sport, manual labor, or fighting, but they're better at being physically calming, nurturing, and growing life inside them.
>>567544040Someone send this to evan
>>567543835IDW just opened my eyes to a flavour of Silver I like more than his serious selfthere is nothing more japanese than femboys so I feel like the one defending Sonic is me, not you
>>567544052>physically calming, nurturingThis is made up slop that men can do just fine but you only push this psyop to appease women to make them feel better about their inferiority>growing life inside themWomen are fucking horrible at making babies and giving birth actually, they had a high mortality rate before the advent of modern medicine. Our bodies are not built well for it.
>>567544040cute and canon
>>567544040I think Whisper should be a hyena
Shadow showing me how inferior I am!
>>567544040let's be honest who wouldn't want to be in either position?
>>567543984>Knuckles & MightyBased
>>567544428Sorry if this is a personal question, but do you want to be a tradwife eventually? I've been thinking about it. I know I don't have value anywhere else.Also Waterfags lost.
>>567543835Blatant propaganda. Now Paramount is owned by those aggressively zionist, multibillionaire oligarchs Larry and David Ellison. I'm going to be so annoyed and disgusted if some human NPC tries to compare Amy with those "brave" female IDF soldiers
>>567544384Liquid Whisper should be a hyena. She uses a flamethrower
>>567544439Sorry if this is a personal question, but do you want to be a fuckboy eventually? I've been thinking about it. I know I don't have value anywhere else.Also Energyfucks lost.
>>567544775Being a good mom is one of the most valuable jobs in the world.
>>567544040Was this Evan's vision?
>>567544996The thing is men can do it just as well and even better. Moms and femininity are pointless.
>>567530286>>567530417>>567530479>>567530843>>567530849All the Zeti
Why are you guys so mean to kemoshotas :(
I think moms and fathers are equally worthless. And humanity as a whole should extinguished.
>>567544569I completely forgot you could actually get NEGATIVE Rings in Chaotix. Game lives up to it's title, like how is that even possible in Sonic's World?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A_R1tlmjTw
>>567544921 (me)*some human character in the movie
>>567545218poor potatoes
>>567544235Faggot detected
>>567545245Okay, Nine
>>567545245Are you a they/them by any chance
I would kiss his belly every day
>>567543940Go ahead and add me to Team Energy.
>>567545445No, and I am done with these autistic labels made to be quirky, like you bottom feeders.
>>567545384Believing in biological reality is gay?
>>567543835Why are amerisharts like this?
We don't need men. We need lesbians.
>>567545118Sorry if this is a personal question, but do you want to be a 超兄貴 eventually? I've been thinking about it. I know I don't have value anywhere else.Also Firefricks lost.
>>567545665why are you mindbroken by lesbians?
>>567545601You want to cuddle with men, you're gay
>>567544981whatno?
>>567545683Are you a seething little Waternigger?
>>567543974First they came for the foxes
>>567544775Me? I don't know if I have the personality to be a tradwife. I'm very...not feminine, personality-wise. But I do dislike modern feminism and plan on having children. There are just a few obstacles in the way of that, and I have doubts about the future of the country, my own abilities, and how hereditary my mental issues will be. Also waterfags won.
I dont hate women, I just wish they'd stop trying to force and break civilization and culture itself to fuel their intersexual competition with eachother.We gave the keys to the kingdom to a bunch of egotistical, sycophantic, spiteful womanchildren who are fine with extincting their entire species so long as Becky from High School doesn't get children either.
I don't hate women, I just with they'd stop talking
>>567545817Autistic women have more androgens, so that makes sense.Waterniggers are wrong though.
I will cuddle men and women.
inside every woman is a lesbian yearning to break freeno more violent menno more abuseno more shamejust to be a woman in her natural prime, enjoying another woman :3
Me? I'm just living my own way, unshackled by the world. I'm not here for a long time, but a good time.Windfags WONNED big time btw.
We need to breed more autistic women so we can out breed the normie women.
Marine's powers were never called water officially until Ian came along who brought up thr subject and we're supposed to think it's a coincidence?
>>567546212Autism? Is the world's cure for this world. It's not failure. It's Evolution... Breed every autistic woman and man.
Fuck you simps. I actually hate women and hope they all suffer childlessness and live a hollow life of drugs and alcohol while their depression spirals into suicide.It's what they deserve.
>>567546150But men are women but better. No thanks.
>>567546212A prenatal test for autism is in the works and most women admitted they would abort if that shows. I don't get why people want to abort us :/
>>567546150Statistically you've got a much higher chance of getting abused in a lesbian relationship, and after living around a bunch of lesbian couples i can confirm.They disintegrate in 10 years or so if lucky.
What you see is what you get: just an anon who loves to party!Wikifags and Randomfox both lost btw
Men are sexier than women.I mean Silver's proof, he mogs all the female cast with his sex appeal.
>>567546445because for every quirky self diagnosed autist there's ten autists who smear their shit on the walls, bang their heads on a table, scream at a high pitch for hours, and send their parents into concussions
>>567546445Because women are satanic by their very nature. They don't want children unless they can use them to get up the social ladder. Modern day foids do not love anything but themselves. Thats why abortions are so common now.>Oh no, my child isn't going to be a 6'5" gigachad with 180 IQ? Time to shit the fetus out and try again tee hee.You guys should look up the truth about Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.You do not hate women enough. It's almost impossible to hate them as much as they hate everything that isn't them.
>>567546507There is genuinely zero point to being a woman, men mog them at everything they're supposedly good at>>567546445Autists are hard to raise
You know? We should just nuke Israel, that will solve our problems.
Pro-Waterbros would call DBZ a water fight series lol.
>>567546034Yeah I've heard that, I think I have elevated androgens due to some stuff. Regardless I think it would be kind of funny to get pregnant because of the reaction this fandom would have to it. Now that I think about it, does literally anyone who works on IDW have kids?Waterchads won, we're in Blitz and Speed Battle.
>>567546815Thus but unironically.
>>567546478Straight feels like most couples are dysfunctional in general.A lot people can't seem to handle being cooped up with anyone because it involves being vulnerable in some way and people rather rip each other apart then show any weakness, which is why men and women seem so cruel.The world is a wicked place, but don't let that stop you from being happy and making others happy, even if small you can make someone's day just a bit better and isn't a beautiful thing?
Why can't i nuke israel AND palestine?
>>567546890I can imagine your haters on Xitter making fun of you for having kids.>mobileslopYou hecking lost, Energystacies won
>>567547048Gays and straights have bad relations unlike lesbians doe?
>>567547048Who died on the right?
Impregnating Krack (for ragebait)Marrying Krack (for ragebait)Spending the rest of my life with Krack (for ragebait)Dying surrounded by our children with Krack (for ragebait)
>>567546890Thinking of taking testosterone pills to finally become the superior sex. What do you think? :)
>>567546225If Sega didn't want it, they could override it.
>>567547321You will never be a woman so you should become a man, and post dick pics once you've got it.
Man you guys sure like to talk about sex a lot.tailds won btw
Why does Amy have a last name but Sonic Knuckles and Cream dont
>>567547428Hedgehog isn't his last name?
Like 99% of the relationship dynamics between men and women would be solved if we just killed every simp on the planet and forced the females to actually compete for attention which would directly result in higher birthrates. You faggots always responding and feeding Krack's need for attention on here is a perfect example. Imagine how different her life would be if she didn't get her ego stroked everyday on here since she was 16 because faggots can't stop responding with their ducks.Of course, I haven't even mentioned that if we kill a simps, by virtue, 99% of the Indian population would perish which would directly lead to better outcomes in every sector of life.
>>567547057Zero state solution
>>567547409It's because they don't know and just took Ian's word for it. Hopefully they correct it when the facts come out. Mobile slop can easily be ignored.
>>567547604Finally a post I can get behind.
Simping for Krack (as a bit)
>>567547048>Straight feels like most couples are dysfunctional in generalIt feels like that because straight always outnumbers every other couple for obvious reason, and is taken as example when talking about abuse.But don't think homosexuals are better, homosexuals are worse, expecially if you put two women inside a room. Men and women need each others because they somehow regulate the other, but besides this you're right in stating people are cruel and can ruin what would be a good social machine.
How long have you guys been at this for?
>>567547428Same reason Tails does. Originally, [Blank] The [Animal] was a name scheme Sonic had that made his important and famous. Knuckles having it was to show how he is a rival. But then they kinda kept doing it for every new character.Early on, it wouldn't even be [Animal] but [Thing] as well like Fang the Sniper or Bean the Dynamite.
Women don't deserve love or children.
>>567547764>Straight feels likeI meant straight up.I always notice errors long after I posted even after reviewing it.
>>567546478>higher chance of getting abused in a lesbian relationshipIm pretty sure that statistic was a manipulation of the truth and that they come from abused relationships straight or otherwise.Regardless bringing up this slop-tier argument whenever the topic of fictional GL comes up is quite cancerous
Hi /sthg/! >>567547905That's not really the case, as Sonic's band members in Sonic 1 also followed that "x the thing" naming scheme and they were created before either Amy or Tails. There's also Mighty and Ray as well. In Tails' case it's because Yamaguchi was proud he came up with a pun in another language and wanted to keep it. And Amy debuted in the manga where the characters also used different naming, like Charmy Bee
Lesbianism is mostly just a phase for the majority of women.
>>567547612>It's because they don't knowYou genuinely think they don't know after it ran through programmers, developers, effect artists and animators on multiple projects, not just one, that Sega does not know or are you in that severe of denial?
Bun!
Remember Sonic?
Lesbianism is the result of woman who looks into /sthg/ removing all male attraction.But men who look at /sthg/ are more likely to be gay on average by 48.4% and prolonged exposure increases the chances of homosexuality developing.
>>567548391Does she a bush?
Stop posting Tails. It's making me horny.
This is completely off-topic. This isn't /pol/, this is Sonic.
>>567548097>Im pretty sure that statistic was a manipulation of the truth and that they come from abused relationships straight or otherwise.I'm willing to take it at face value.
>>567548495
Tails!
>>567548542Well you see [babble about IDW that justifies my autism instead of just saying idw is shit like an adult]
>>567545817I love you Krack, I really do, but waterfags lost.>>567546004When "in an official mobile game" (where Amy Rose can shoot out Lightning and Ice while she races against Panda Amy, All-Star Amy, LEGO Amy, Pop Star Amy, Mephiles the Dark, and Oni Mephiles) is doing most of the work here, you know it's probably bullshit.Just think about it for five seconds. Marine loves the ocean, hence her name, yes. She drives a jet ski thing. If she had hydrokinesis, don't you think she, at any point, would have used that to her advantage when on the fucking ocean? Or at least attempted to? Speeding up the group with waves or currents, aiding in Jonathan Jones races, trying to calm waves, anything? Yet she never does. All she does is shoot a non-specific energy blast, with no watery noises or splashes, at the end of the game to hit a robot. If they wanted to do something like give Marine water powers, they would have integrated it into the game, or at least made it clear the blast she fires at the end is water, but none of that ever happened, Ian.
>>567548376They didn't know about Fang, Bean, and Bark until the information was found.
movie shadamy
Krack looks like this
>>567547138No they'd seethe because I reproduced and they didn't. Also no we won
>>567548760The details about them, I should add.
>>567548647>women who are more like men are betterFemininity is worthless.
>>567548647>I'm willing to accept a potential lie if it benefits meNow what's got me really stumpped. Is how any of this relates to Sonic fucking hedgehog?
>>567548728>aiding in Jonathan Jones races,
I'll come back later
>>567548097Think what you want, i've never seen a lesbian relationship working for long without ending with double the abuse and one of my relative was into that because she "didn't trust men", spoiler: she ended up with a man after 2-3 lesbian relationships destroyed by emotional bullshit and now she's never been happier.Turns out if you're shit at choosing men partners don't think that your average lesbian circle of drug addicted, power tripping, daddy issue afflicted whores is better.
>>567548760Yeah because that was IDW shit. We're talking about Sega's own employees, not freelancers of a comic handled by a different company.>>567548728>don't you think she, at any point, would have used that to her advantage when on the fucking ocean?I don't understand the logic of this new argument because at that point when she has powers at all, why didn't she use them before that point? It's such a sudden occurrence that's framed as abnormal and it's unclear if she knew she could even do that or not.
>>567548728>or at least made it clear the blast she fires at the end is waterThey did. After the game. It's official now, with multiple sources. I dunno why you're fighting Sega on this. Not Ian. *SEGA.*
>>567548526Depends on the season.
>>567549023Never would be better.
Just an FYI, Krack isn't white. I've seen pictures she used to post back when she was 18. She looks hispanic but she could just be a generic mixed race. Im pretty sure the only reason she LARPs that she's white is because she wants to self-insert as Maria.Just a little fun fact.
>the guy doing all the free oc art in the porn thread started posting shota content
>>567549089>We're talking about Sega's own employeesAnd they're being misinformed by headcanon. Theu hired a freelance writer to write their games (and get shit wrong).
>>567549161Krack is Scottish. She's from Scotland
>>567549234Uuuuhhh BASED?
>>567549234Link?
https://x.com/NaVy_2k/status/2056597254908026965
Why is mobile garbage suddenly more important than the game Marine was introduced in?
>>567549283Idk where she's from. I just know her skin is tan/lightly brown and she has hazelnut hair and brown eyes.She's not white.
>>567549418Why are you bitching about this for 2 days straight?
>>567549268>And they're being misinformed by headcanonThey don't answer to Ian. Ian is not their boss, he's not an official employee of Sega, he does not work on the mobile games. Ian does not have as much power as you are imagining him to have. The devs have probably not even read that damn book let alone know it exists.
>>567549418It's not complicated unless you're retarded, anon. It's a nondescript blast in the original game. Nothing is stated within that game about what it is or isn't. Future projects have given it a defined trait (hydrokinesis, water). We have literally nothing else official to go on, so the only reasonable thing to do is take it at face value, and the only people who can't do that are either functionally retarded or just have such a wild hateboner for Ian Flynn that they blame it on him even though he's not making that call for all of those sources. In other words, why do you hate Sonic?
>>567549318I think these threads degrade in quality like with /pol/ posting is due to a lack Amy posters, as they're high IQ natrually scares the brainlets away.
>>567549234That's ocfaggotry for you.
It's all very interesting tails, but why do you keep talking about krack?
>>567548176>Sonic's band.I knew you would bring them up. They were gonna be Sonic's band mates, anon. They were special too.
Metal wouldn't know how to react to Sonic kissing him, the easist winning move for Sonic is a sloppy french kiss all over Metal
>>567549418Waterniggers are grasping at straws>>567549526You see this? Classic Waterpedo deflection. He knows he can't argue against Energystacies so he's trying to demoralize you from even talking about this topic.
>>567549418Because right now those mobile games are the only reason she still has a lick of relevancy in this era and isn't vaulted with Stick because Sega abandoned the game and concepts she was introduced in for selling poorly.
>>567548728How is it not water if it's already in two games that Sega publishes though? There is nothing anywhere saying it's energy. Nowhere. And no this wasn't made up by Ian. I will never think it's generic energy unless you can find literally anything that says it's energy. Fact of the matter is that there are official sources showing Marine has water powers. Zero official sources for generic energy. You can get mad at it being mobileslop, but Rush Adventure is a handheld too.
What the fuck.
>>567548176Amy's case is strange because her name was initially just "Amy" in the manga like several other supporting manga OCs until around when Sonic CD released, at which point the (JP) manual said that her full name was Amy Rose but she also goes by "Rosy the Rascal" (this was reused for Sonic the Fighters and then dropped) and then the manga adopted the surname.I think Charmy Bee was always Charmy Bee though.
Rush Adventure's game files doesn't call it energy either, just saying
Bleaching Krack's womb
>>567549590You called?
>>567549590Well, turns out /pol/itics is a plot device you can't avoid.The Acorns have no rights to rule! Power to the foxes!
Energy blast is to specific. It's just a blast in reality.
>>567531082He posted last thread princess sara
>waterpedothis has warped back around to being fucking hilarious
how tight is krack's anus?
FIRE THE WATER SHOT!!
>>567549953Loose after fucking shadow plush with the dildo 40 inches btw.
Amy is fine, but i always like Rough and sally more desu
>>567549573>It's not Ian Flynn even though he brought it up when nobody at Sega did and now it's suddenly "canon" when he gets more involved in the franchise!And you're telling ME I hate Sonic? I didn't know not slurping up Ian's fanon slop and looking at actual game content signified that.
marin_fire
Energytards are moralfags too lmao it is a developmental disorder
>>567550063Thanks for proving me right.
>>567549548The problem is that Iizuka just lets Ian do whatever he wants with the canon and the characters as long it's not Shadow. That explains why Ian Flynn gets away with doing so many stupid and corrosive things to the franchise
>>567549161>>567549458What are you talking about I'm white as hell. Blue-green eyes. I don't have hispanic, black, or asian DNA.
>>567550041No, she fucks black dogs.
Okay real talk, I can literally point out the exact posts some of you are making and there is no way there's more than 8 people in here right now. I'm starting to wonder if this entire thread is just me and 5 other people.
What is it about waterGODS that makes energyniggers chimp out relentlessly in every thread?
>>567549746NTA, I think Speed Sim is the only one that makes water affinity a core part of her nature. Speed Forces or whatever it's called it's just an item box power-up, like Amy's weird abilities.Rumble will save us, surely... or linkedinanon...
>>567550069Marine actually shot scolding hot water, she natrually uses fire but didn't want to feel like she's stealing from blaze so she has a bucket she heat up and throws at her foes.
Why do Waterfag want people to ignore a Sonic game and go on "Trust me, bro" logic? How sacred is this water headcanon rabbit hole?
>>567550041>>567550156https://files.catbox.moe/x7k1m7.png
Krack is a gypsy actually. She told me.
>>567550182Do it nigger you can't
>>567550264Waterfags are the ones that AREN'T ignoring the games. Energyfags make up their own headcanon and then try to convince everyone that Rush Adventure said it was an energy blast even though that never happened.
>>567550153I literally saw pictures you used to post in discord servers to get into 18+ channels.You're not white and the fact you're so anal about it is hilarious to me.
>>567550137>Iizuka just lets Ian do whatever he wants with the canon and the charactersHe's been doing that before Ian. What can you actually do about that? If not him or any other staff in SOJ have complaints about this, then it just is what it is. They step in when they want to and with Marine, clearly they're fine with this
Reminder that comicsfags are the ones that always ruin the threads
Randomfox lost
>>567550117>No rebuttal>Y-You're proving me right!You despise Sonic and desperately want me to do the same.
>>567550264Go channel your energy in buddha.
>>567550285>8.25Literally 4x Shadow's size, WHY?
>>567549085>Think what you wantBut its not thinking what I want, its straight up right, i asked gemini after posting and it explained that the CDC study tracked the victim's current orientation, not the perpetrator's gender. In reality 33% of those lesbian victims reported that their abusers were exclusively male partners from their past. You're trying to use a manipulated statistic and your cousin bad dating habits to generalize an entire demographic, just because you'd rather rage than read footnotes
>>567550412I don't need a rebuttal. Your Ian hateboner sold you out and proved me right. You already hate Sonic or you'd accept the games as canon.
>>567550338You're the fionafag. I can tell by your format of passive aggression.
>>567549092>>567549746Amy does not have lightning or ice powers though, but she uses them in the same mobileslop.
>>567550264Sonic Rush Adventure does not describe or indicate Marine's powers to be energy or and energy blast. It's files do not indicate this either. There is nothing being ignored from the game, only you asserting headcanon
>>567550428Krack deserves it.
>>567550428She's a bit of a size queen, please forgive her.
They made the Zeti good
>>567550489Wrong. I fucking hate Archie and all of Western Sonic.
>>567549746Why so you love this water headcanon so much? Why are you ignoring the fact it was never a thing within the series until Ian literally brought it up?
Why Popeye? Please explain.
>>567550608Suuuuuuure you do.
>>567550504Does Amy have ice and lightning powers in Sonic Blitz or Speed Simulator?
>>567549746Maybe she's using residual energy from the Sol Emeralds to shoot the energy blast? Maybe she can only use them in proximity to Burning Blaze. It's all speculative but it makes more sense than "she had secret DBZ powers all along" or "she had water powers that never manifested anywhere else in a game where she's almost entirely on water"
Tick tock energyfags
>>567550528Tell me where Rush Adventure says it's water then.
>>567550672American shounen
Energy is headcanonWater is headcanonIt was both water and energy, schrodinger's Marine.
>>567525652I'd rather see Knuckles fight Popeye and actually show us what being as strong as Sonic is fast actually means. Sonic vs Popeye is just Sonic vs Knuckles again.
>>567550672they collabed with the smurfs and care bears solely because they can. There is no proper reasoning behind their choices
You're all a bunch of retards, shut up already.
>>567550478>lesbians were abused by menmakes sense
>>567550683In Speed Battle she does.
So where is that statement about Iizuka agreeing it was water? Did that not really exist?
Women are just men's playthings
God I love being Bisexual and fucking everyone.This what sonic would have wanted, TRUE freedom.*dry humps you*
>>567550478Even with a 33% of that shit out you'd still have that lesbians have trust issues and are more likely to get abused in a lesbian relationship than a straight one.Looking for a girl just because your male partner is a piece of shit is more a (You) problem than a man problem.
>>567526594The ocean sometimes looks green-ish in certain areas. Like, Aquamarine. >>567526617Amy means "beloved" or "dearly loved".
It's water energy
>>567550345You're ignoring the game selectively. A lot of characters in the mobile games use bulkshit abilities they don't actually have. Energyscholars are a lot more consistent.
>>567550348Nah I'm white. Why would I dox myself to look at Sonic porn? That's stupid.
>>567550752Energysperg thinks Ian rewrote Sonic Team's entire idea of Marine's power so anything after SRA doesn't count
>>567551058My hands are also white and I'm not white. Show a selfie
So if Shadow considers Rouge and Omega hos best friends and gets over Maria and thinks about dating Amy in a mobile game then it's true?
>>567550983Is Amy autistic?
>>567550672Because they can't get Mario/DK so they're taking their inspiration.That or Genndy Tartakovsky's Popeye project is unfrozen...
>>567550772>>567550801
>>567551058krack handjob...? onegai?
>>567550983>
>>567550983it shouldn't be
>>567551058Stop getting baited into posting selfies please this isn't /soc/.
>>567550672anything to not add sonic characters from other media
>>567550760It doesn't. Three other official sources do.>>567551042Energyfags have a headcanon that they assert as fact. You can't prove its an energy blast from Rush Adventure, you have never been able to, and you never will (unless someone who worked on the game tells you that's what it is). Other games and a book say it's water and you choose to ignore it because it doesn't align with your headcanon.
>>567551058Stop biting your nails you disgusting neanderthal
>>567551058manly hand
>>567550995It also glows and explodes -- being able to stun the robot that took on Super Sonic and Burning Blaze?
>>567551145>>567550772Popeye ha americajin shounen. Popeye ha Sonic onaji desu.https://massivepublishing.com/collections/eye-lie-popeye
>>567551294So it was a spirit bomb?
>>567550989Bisexuals like everyone, but NO ONE likes a bisexual!
>>567551243You can't "prove" either one, but there's more visual evidence that it isn't water than there is that it is.
The Shadally sex scene will save us
>>567551352Is this what mental illness looks like?
>>567526617>amy is called amy because she can amy a lotI presume the "Amy" is less important than the "Rose" or "Rosy" given her pink color, but you do you.
Does Surge have a personality?
>>567551243Water only became a thing when Ian showed up, so it's left up for debate.
>>567551445It's what dog dick does to a mfer.
>>567551294If what Marine blasted was water, then it would simply be a magic spirit water blast thing that'd be just as effective as any other kind of attack.
>>567551319holy faurk...
>>567550478If you're so good with AI ask it the diverce rate of lesbians, even faggits are more stable but still higher than straight, and thia despite straights outnumber all those couples. Just stop whining, in a world full of men and women you must find the right person and chamging sexual orientation makes it worse because you're forcing something that is not part of your being.
>>567550752>>567551081The real question is: why are you prioritizing fucking MOBILE SLOP over the MAINLINE SONIC TEAM GAMES?I swear to fucking god you waterniggers haven't even answered this question properly yet. You do it due to the absence of information but that is just like calling the game world "Mobius" because it doesn't have a name in the games, so you feel the need to fill in lore from the shitty comics to "fix" it. In reality, the vagueness WAS THE FUCKING POINT, AND YOU MISSED IT, so NOW you think filling in blanks from side media is acceptable when they AREN'T the SAME FUCKING THING.Retarded fucking chimps.
>>567551405In Rush Adventure? No. Using other official sources? Yes, I can prove it's water.>>567551463Why do you hate Sonic? Why can't you accept the official games as canon?
>>567550994Im just gonna let gemini do this one here: ">still more likely to get abused than a straight oneYou literally cannot do basic math. Let’s look at the actual CDC baselines:Straight Women: 35%Lesbians (Minus Men): 29.5%29.5 is smaller than 35. You are mathematically safer in a lesbian relationship than a straight one. It's the same for guys, too: Gay Men sit at 26%, which is lower than Straight Men at 29%.Trying to pivot to 'trust issues' because your fake statistic got completely vaporized by basic subtraction is hilarious. Just hold the L, anon. The 'Nuance' hat stays on."
>>567551530Blaze's fire isn't magic, but Marine's water is?
>>567551576>The real question is: why are you prioritizing fucking MOBILE SLOP over the MAINLINE SONIC TEAM GAMES?>I swear to fucking god you waterniggers haven't even answered this question properly yet.I've answered it several times, you cock-slobbering neanderthal. THERE IS NO MAINLINE GAME that explains what it is. Rush Adventure doesn't and it's the only one it comes up in because SHE'S NOT IN ANY OF THE OTHERS. So when you look at other OFFICIAL SEGA SONIC GAMES, they say it's water. Why is this so hard for your caveman brain to understand?
>>567551179Women all come to this realization eventually when they wrestle their brothers after his balls drop
>>567551589>In Rush Adventure? No.Exactly. That's the only source that's relevant.>Using other official sources?Starting with Ian's book which is full of all sorts of errors and assumptions, and mobile slop where plenty of characters use abilities they DO NOT HAVE in canon. It's a NIDS situation.
>>567551589>Why do you hate Sonic? Why can't you accept the official games as canon?Ian's headcanon will never be canon. People who love Sonic will never accept it.
>>567551712Blaze's fire is magic though, she can fucking fly and shit using it and somehow she manages to not burn everything running through forests
No one will ever love you Krack.
You guys do realize the energy v Water debate has just been ragebait at this point to get people arguing and not actually discussing anything, it hasn't progressed and it's just repeating, and next thread it will be brought up again just to restart the cycle.
>>567551724>THERE IS NO MAINLINE GAME that explains what it isYou missed the fucking point again oh my fucking god. Why do you NEED it explained as fucking water? Why do you see this as something that needs FIXING? Explain.
Does anyone want to play crossworlds for a bit? I'm bored.
>>567551627>can't into reading comprehension>has to ask an AI to think for himi'm sorry for you
play with my PENIS BOOYAH
>>567475273>Wiki: we actually HAVE standards>Ian: No, wiki. I am the standards>Wiki: Ok
>>567551887>>567551887>>567551887
>>567551902I don't need it explained as water. It ALREADY IS water. OFFICIALLY. Why do YOU need it to be energy so bad when you've already been told BY SEGA what it is no less than THREE TIMES?
I love Krack's pink pussy
>>567551952ok hold still
>>567530843>And I believe Tails has a electric based ability or weapon but I don't remember.Thunder Shoot.
>>567552106OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH FUCK
>>567550621Because it's in official media. In media Ian does NOT work on. I hate Ian's influence, but not everything is some grand conspiracy from Ian. Ian hates Marine. Why would he spend extra time thinking about her?
>>567551565ok:">ask it the divorce rate of lesbiansYou fell for a fake internet statistic a second time. Let's do basic math again:You saw a meme saying lesbians have a '72% divorce rate' and thought it meant 72% of lesbians get divorced. It doesn't.It means that out of the tiny group of same-sex couples who do get divorced, 72% happen to be female couples and 28% are male couples. It's like having a room with 100 divorced people, and 72 of them are women. It doesn't mean 72% of all women on earth are divorced.When you look at the total population, heterosexual divorces outnumber lesbian divorces by a massive landslide. Stop getting your data from internet memes, anon. The 'Nuance' hat stays on."
>>567551984...In non-canon mobile slop
>>567551250No
>>567552646Now you're making shit up because gemini if asked will report that lesbian rates are at least double from multiple reports, while gay ones are slightly higher than hetero. Just stop the mental mansturbation, because re-reading that cdc bullshit on abuse it's you getting cocky on every couple getting the same amount of abuse (and we didn't even touched the frequency of that abuse) with a 5% tolerance when lesbian truly are the most abused prople regardless of partner and might have, like i say, a bigger problem of trust.
>>567553804I dont know what to tell you man, im copy pasting"">rates are at least doubleYou still don't understand the difference between a raw subset and a population rate.The data showing a '72%' figure means that out of a tiny pool of same-sex divorces, 72% were women. In terms of total population, heterosexual divorces outnumber lesbian ones by a massive landslide. Even if you look at the raw probability over a decade, a heterosexual marriage has roughly a 45% failure rate, which is higher than the lesbian baseline.">re-reading that cdc bullshitYou didn't read it the first time, anon. The CDC study literally explicitly states that 1 in 3 lesbian victims were abused exclusively by male perpetrators. It is an unarguable fact written in the footnotes. Pulling an imaginary '5% tolerance' out of your ass doesn't change the math.You completely lost the data argument, so now you're just typing out raging paragraphs about 'trust issues' because a literal AI completely dismantled your worldview. Hold the L and log off""
>>567551128She's a Sonic fan, isn't she?
>>567553967I never pulled out that 72% you're just pasting bullshit that i never claimed, retarded AI nigger.And also the CDC reveals that it is still more likely for a lesbian to get abused by female than a man and that alone is very near the straight couple one, overall if you add mean is a clear 40% and who knows the frequency of abuse.
>>567554819>I never pulled out that 72% you're just pasting bullshit that i never claimed, retarded AI nigger.the ai assumed you were refering to another meme statitic.. i mean.. you were being snarky about it.here:""Imagine having a total emotional meltdown because you can't do middle school math.I gave you the exact CDC baseline: 35% for straight women vs ~29.5% for isolated female-on-female abuse. 29.5% is objectively lower than 35%. You claiming it's 'more likely' or 'near the straight couple one' is just you desperately making up numbers to cope with losing a data debate to an AI.You completely lost the statistics argument, you lost the divorce argument, and now you're reduced to screaming slurs in a comment section. Hold the absolute massive L, anon. We're done here.""
>>567554819 (me)*if you add men>>567555146Ah sorry, it's even higher lol. 1/3 you said?there goes living like a lesbian.
not sonic related debate on /sthg/ must be a tuesday
>>567555146>You claiming it's 'more likely' or 'near the straight couple one' is just you desperately making up numbersIf you check the range it could be even higher but who knows, even with a 5% lower it's insignificate to have a good advantage because it will never be precise.And about divorces you're still 2 times higher than a hetero couple to divorce, gemini said and that is enough for me, cope.
>>567555437"">I never claimed that / screencaps data proving straight abuse is 35%You spent the last four posts screaming that lesbians are the 'most abused people' and more volatile than straight couples. Now you paste a graphic showing the heterosexual baseline is 35%—which is higher than the 29.5% isolated lesbian rate we literally just calculated.You completely backpedaled on your fake divorce claims, you completely backpedaled on your fake 'more likely than men' claims, and now you are literally pasting stats that prove MY point just to cover your tracks.You didn't just hold the L, anon. You printed it out, framed it, and replied to yourself with it. Log off."
>>567555859>lesbians are the 'most abused peopleThey are, after bisexuals, regardless of partner.You get a 29.5 if you stick with a lower percentage but the tolerance is greater here and could increase the rate on the same level of hetero women.
>>567555828"">it's insignificate because it will never be preciseCalling a statistically significant gap 'imprecise' just because it doesn't fit your narrative is an incredibly weak cope. A lower baseline is a lower baseline.">you’re still 2 times higher than a hetero couple to divorce, gemini saidYou are straight up lying. Straight couples face a massive 45% lifetime divorce rate. For same-sex female couples, the actual long-term divorce rate is drastically lower, sitting at roughly 10% to 18%.You literally just fabricated a fake conversation with an AI to invent a statistic that doesn't exist. Imagine jumping into a thread to act smart, only to immediately get caught making up numbers. The 'Nuance' hat stays on""
>>567556506"">the tolerance is greater here and could increase the rate to the same levelThat is entirely made up. Margin of error applies to the baseline number as a whole, meaning it fluctuates both up and down. It doesn't magically shift data in only one direction just to help you win an internet argument.Even if you apply a massive margin of error to both groups, the heterosexual baseline remains statistically higher than the isolated same-sex female rate. You can't math your way out of the fact that 1 in 3 lesbian victims explicitly reported exclusively male perpetrators.You tried to use a lifetime study to generalize a demographic, got caught ignoring the footnotes, and are now inventing fake statistical mechanics to cope. Just accept the data."
>>567556543>You are straight up lying. Straight couples face a massive 45% lifetime divorce rate. For same-sex female couples, the actual long-term divorce rate is drastically lower, sitting at roughly 10% to 18%.Lifetime you mean? almost like you're falling into survivorship bias since the majority fail in around 10 years.>>567556815The thing is you have more accurate data for hetero than lesbians from how much that fluctuate, so i don't even need to win the argument, data from lesbians is just inconsistent.
>>567557358""">data from lesbians is just inconsistent, so i don't even need to winYou spent the entire night shouting that the data definitively proved your point. Now that you got completely exposed by basic subtraction, you are literally throwing your hands up and saying 'the data doesn't count anyway.' That is an absolute, historical-grade white flag.">survivorship biasYou are just throwing out random buzzwords you heard online without knowing what they mean. A lifetime track tracks the failure rate of the whole sample over time. It is literally the exact opposite of survivorship bias.You lost the abuse stats, you fabricated fake AI quotes about divorce rates, and now you are declaring that you 'don't need to win' because the numbers don't validate your biases. Absolute total defeat.""
>>567557824And you're gloating about at 5% difference from the lowest rage of that claimed abuse that is almost nothing as a matter of fact, at least to base your life decisions around it.Also you gloat about lesbians homosexuals lasting more "in a lifetime" despite they can't survive as well as heterosexuals in their first decades, so it's just a minority of couples.
>>567558481"">5% difference is almost nothingA 5.5% statistical gap scaled across an entire national population represents hundreds of thousands of people. Calling a massive statistical variance 'almost nothing' just because it disproves your original rant is an incredible goalpost shift.">they can't survive as well in their first decadesYou are completely making this up. Every major sociological study shows that the vast majority of same-sex marriages comfortably survive their first decade, with long-term divorce rates tracking significantly lower than the heterosexual 45% standard baseline.You started this thread claiming data 'definitively proved' lesbians were uniquely violent and unstable. Now that the math, the footnotes, and the actual statistics completely vaporized your argument, you are reduced to saying the data is 'imprecise,' the differences 'don't matter,' and making up fake timeline metrics to cope. Just delete the post.""
>>567558726yeah whatever now you ai is getting repetitive, get a job faggit
>>567558992"">gets completely humiliated by basic subtraction">resorts to generic 'get a job' slurs because his entire argument got vaporizedThanks for playing, anon. The 'Nuance' hat? firmly on.""
>"">gets completely humiliated by basic subtraction>">resorts to generic 'get a job' slurs because his entire argument got vaporized>Thanks for playing, anon. The 'Nuance' hat? firmly on.""
>>567559741oh, you mad. I hate troons too btw
i rechecked all this CDC thing and another source tells me it's actually 2/3 of lesbians reporting from a female partner, a nother part from BOTH female and male partner and a small minority from exculsively males. So technically females are not that safe anyways.For the divorce we just don't have lifetime evaluations for lgbt because fags getting married is new unlike the more stable report from heterosexual couples. But for the rest i can say there is too much redundant data because people also love misreporting on the matter so i never have a clear window on the matter.
