Onetricks BTFO Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/04-30-2026-update.129989/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>567478269
Silver buffs soon
The only honest character left in this game
little rem goes on a BIG adventure! :3he's your friend!
Sex with Venator
https://vocaroo.com/1bmzyYh8Aa04
>>567551838SOVL
>>567551775I love Rem he's so cute :)
i love victor
>>567551838The Refreshment cart is descending
>>567551758okay now this is funny, im gonna go post this on reddit
Yoshi buff graves I am BEGGING you YOU FUCKING FAGGOT her entire kit is made obsolete by pressing Q you RETARD, we can't even counter victor and giest ults but her ult is breakable YOSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Metro can't 1 trick warden anymore? Holy shit it's over for him.
Another day on deadlock another Victor player declaring they are trans...
i am trans but i main silver :3
Characters should get embarassed portraits if they've died 3 times without a kill or assist
>>567552128i have an easy time agaisnt victor as graves
>>567552338marvel rivals actually puts elo terrorists into bot games which we should have too
>>567552338It should turn into mindbreak ahegao after 10 consecutive deaths, signifying that they are doing it on purpose now.
>>567550875>my top 5 most played heroes make up half of my total matches and the remaining 500 games are basically 10-30 games on everybody else>type of player to log in and say "you know what I feel like sending a game or two on silver" "I haven't played pocket in a while I feel like trying him">the hero I want to play is what I WANT to play in that moment, but it's never the same for more than two or three games in a row>instead of being able to play what I feel like playing in that moment I have to leave it up to a coinflip>retards are praising this because it "disrupts" onetricks>as if the majority of onetricks haven't already settled on ONE plan B character on the offchance their onetrick is taken or bannedfuck you
>>567551613Onetricks are just going to play smurfs full time now.
if you have 6+ chars selected and under 1000 games you're probably shit on all of them
>>567552389Elaborate
what does /dlg/ think of surge of power?
>>567552129oh no he's going to have to play wraith too!retarded change that only harms player freedom while doing nothing to dishonest FOTM spammers
>>567552556You gave up on your right to play the game on characters you "want to play" when you got to the highest rank. Either derank or stop being a bitch and choose two characters. You can also be a normal person and queue in with like 3-5 characters like most players do.
>>567552068counting or not counting upvotes?
>>567552828it made fleetfoot entirely pointless
>>567552797ill make a smurf and ruin seeker lobbies then
>>567553002>You gave up on your right to play the game on characters you "want to play" when you got to the highest rankis that so how come I was able to do that for over a thousand games since 2024 to now without any issues then
>>567553218>t. 50.5% winrate shitter that is basically a non factor every game and retains his rank out of engagement optimised matchmaking
Shithighs seething. InitiateGODS laughing.
>Onetricks BTFO>Now the Mina spammers will have to set Victor or Lash as highest prio next to MinaOh the humanity. Truly BTFO
>>567553297>50.5% winrate shitter>>567552556???
>people complain about having to pick 2 heroes but want draftAre people really this stupid? In a draft system the chances of someone picking or banning the hero you one-trick are astronomically higher
>>567553316won't be laughing when I hop over to my smurf to come rape you 40-0 and refuse to end the game.
>>567552128>buff the character with a 50% winrate in eternus and a 52% winrate overallWatch less "pro" youtuber tier lists.
I keep seeing people laugh at full spirit lady geist, how are you supposed to play her?
How would you go about fixing these throw picks?
>>567553297>onetricking le bad, pick two heroes! btfo!>wait you play a lot of heroes for fun? NOOOOO DONT DO THAT EITHERnigga cant stand seeing an eternus player switching it up for fun in his closed alpha playtesy
>>567553673They are both S tier unlike Victor and Dynamo
>>567553734sorry bro you have a pool of 5 heroes and really want to play one in particular out of that pool today? clearly just a one trick! now go gamble 50/50 on whether you get to play what you want to play.
>>567552813i'm using Nahoo's Gun Gravesi follow the L > R, but sometimes delay Ricochet to get extra survival etc, If i'm having a bad time i buy some countersGraves is good agaisnt Victor because of the amount of bullshit she throws and how her gun is good to apply debuffs and she lane jannies, so Victor can't do his wallbreak bullshitShe deals a surprisingly amount of damage if you can arcane surge the ult and skulls, melts down Victor really fast and if he tries to break tombstone you parry him if he's a retardI think the major part of it is that I personally don't like figthing without my ult, it's so good as a distraction and the health % damage of the ghouls is really strong. Graves works better when she has all her summons out and overwhelms the enemy with the root, skull, debuff gun and tombstone. I play very agressively in lane and get guardian down fast so I can farm safelyPhantom strike is unironically really good agaisnt Victor because of the disarm + if he melees your skulls, you just parry himI hope this was helpful, i'm sorry if the explanation wasn't good enough. I think Graves isn't that bad right now, she is a decent carry that works better with team support/ganking her lane because she can control areas and set up kills really wellI am phantom if this matters. Don't have a lot of games on Graves but started playing her because I hate how Victor plays in this meta
>>567551613Last patch outed a lot of one trickponies I think because I am getting an even higher rate of people that go double digit deaths in my lobbies.
>>567553483>Muh WRGuess we need to buff, infernus, shiv, GT, celeste and mirage>muh jewtubeNigger i play graves
>>567553920Isn't arcane surge + stam mastery and split shot + rico a bit overkill?
>>567553673>venatorThe health nerfs fucked him over>remHe's useless
>>567554273should be just going counterspell instead of stamina mastery and split shot is 100% worth early. you'd just replace it with ricochet down the road for permanent uptime.
>>567554273nta but you can sell split shot for rico, but even then i like to hang on to it for a while since split shot gives you +weapon damage when you hit multiple players
>>567553673i think venator is unironically fine. i have no actual cope to say about these stats, they're just WRONG
>>567553673time to double high prio both in protest to this shit patch!
eternus is about to be a shitstorm of bad matches, isn't it?
>>567554273I don't think so, Graves is squishy and having the extra stamina to arcane surge skull + tombstone is really good to deal burst damageI like keeping splitshot + rico because it makes the gun deal more damage hitting everyone with it, don't understimate the bonus damage you get with it. Split is also necessary early game for farming jungle
son of a whore character
>>567554116>infernusHe is kinda bad right now.>GTNot sure how I feel about this one. He's probably fine as is and just needs time for people to get comfortable with his kit, a lot of people are picking him up for the first time even in E6.>celesteShe's 49% in eternus+ and busted in pro play, she's fine.>mirageThis fag is just aids whether he's good or bad, never buff him.>shivShiv is in perma "OP when pros play him, weak when normies play him" tier, he's admittedly impossible to balance around winrate. I guess arguably Graves is the same but in the inverse.Anyway WR isn't the end all be all, but imo for random ladder play Graves is fine below eternus. You could probably one trick Graves all the way to ascendant at minimum.
when the fuck is the next big update im getting fucking bored
PATCH SOON GUYS! NOW 3 OTHER HEROES GET TO BE OBNOXIOS TO FIGHT AGAINST FOR 2 MONTHS. YOSHI COOKIN FR
>>567554453yes, if you hit heads in a teamfight you proc crackshot with every shot. but the crackshot dmg only applies to a single target. so it's mostly for the instant cooldown refresh
>>567554731at least another month and a bit, probably two
>eternus 1-3homeless>eternus 4-5niche internet microcelebrity>eternus 6MegaFaggot
>>567554882High Phantom low Ascendant is where its at anon!
>>567554524yes because people who can only one trick are now forced onto a second character. also the long term effect of this is way more smurfing so enjoy that pisslows in this thread.
>Play Graves>Do overall not that well lately save for Street Brawl, even with a build I like>Just can't seem to do well even with farming and throwing everything I've got>Play Gray Talon a whopping four times for the first time today>Only one loss and three games that were MVP/Key playerAm I stupid
>>567552828very overrated on warden flask. it's not a bad item though. but boundless is just so much better for actual damage/spirit scaling
>>567554882When are they adding Hoodwink to Deadlock?
>>567555161she's only being added if she can give me a paw job
>>567552129>>567552968He's abusing "wallbreaker" victor. It's the perfect play style for him, just braindead hold w and int into buildings.
>>567555230
>>567555293oh man now he's going to have to spam warden victor TWO TRICKS BTFO- wait
>>567554627>Shiv is in perma "OP when pros play him, weak when normies play him" tierTo better understand pros, they do a shitload of reps and also do organized and strategic play with teams.Shiv just benefits from the shitload of reps which most people aren't going to put in
>>567554817thanksI'll give it a shot
>>567555230Also if they ever add in hoodwink, they can make her acorn shot bounce off walls and make her ult the same charge shot except she can shoot straight through a few buildings and walls.
>>567553673gun Rem rapes oracle games solo
Eternus players should be forced to play full random hero only
>>567553868>people who can only one trick are now forced onto a second character.A huge proportion of one tricks are still like pic related>2000 games>The hero I onetrick - 1700 games>The hero I play when my onetrick is taken from me - 260 games>Literally everything else for the remaining 40, "Oh fuck I didn't get either of my heroes I guess we lose" Nothing is stopping them from just "two-tricking" now which becomes the new bar, oh you're bad just because you only play two heroes. Also this change more than likely has almost zero to do with one tricking and is just meant to speed up queue times at Eternus because there are too few players queueing up on too few heroes
Is there ever a reason to go kinetic dash and arcane surge?
>>567555969if you hit eternus your account should be put into ng+ where your rank gets reset and you can only play random heroes
>>567556159yeah can't wait for the instant pops at eternus. cause that's always a sign the game quality will be good.
>one tricks btfo>look inside>you cannot one trick at eternus.... where less than 1% of the player population resides...uhh ok lol
>>567556374>one tricks btfothey actually did get btfo since it means they can no longer just rely on one character to climb to the top and ruin eternus gamesnow they will have to at least bring two
these nigger devs will do anything but add draftlmaooo
>>567556491yeah I'm sure they won't just 2 trick one of the braindead m1ggers with retarded CC
Icefrog/yoshi hates high mmr players, just look what they did in dota with immortal draft
draft is never getting added because the game is so much better this way. seethe and go back to league :)
>it's better if the game is less cerebral and team composition is literally randomedIQlet spotted lol!
>random is le badhoooly below average IQ
your draft suggestion isn't being added to the game because there already 10000 moba games that do that shit
>I have to put less thought into my game, that's actually a sign of intelligence!
Here COMES Lashette!
>>567556984The goofy-ass mustache makes my sides hurt everytime I see it lol
>>567556861What was that anon? You wanted the game to put mina, shiv, kelvin, lash, and dynamo on the same team against you for the next 6 games? Well alright then.
>>567556984>la shitbravo kojima
>draft mode is added>teammate 1 uses his first pick to pick his main which is a "low tier" non-contested pick>teammate 2 uses his pick to pick his main>teammate 3 uses his pick to pick his main>teammate 4 got his pick taken, so picks a character he barely knows how to play because that character has a high winrate in the stats>teammate 5 picks a character he doesn't know how to play to attempt to round out the teamhow is this any different than normal matchmaking outside of having 5 minutes of your day wasted?
Ok what do we think of Pumpkin Man?honest SOVLor dishonest GARBAGE
>>567556953yeah, draft is great but look at how well it goes in mobas along with matchmaking normally.its universally shit and you get horrible niggers regularly ruining draftsif someone wants more cerebral play and to actually think about team composition they should join or form a team which is also not very hard.
>>567556984looks more like someone cosplaying mina cosplaying lash
>>567557151>three raping rushso sovlful... PumpkinManGAWDS are about to RUN this general
>>567557163>they should join or form a team which is also not very hard.delulu. go look up scrim discords for deadlock right now I guarantee you they're all dead at least a year. the entire 'competitive' side to this game is in pubs. astroturfed streamer circlejerk is all fight night is.
added cheat that adds tits to ghouls so now I can fully commit myself to spirit graves
>>567557151whomst
>>567557127with a draft system, one of these guys will be raging the entire time about the picks and will throw the game before it even starts, as opposed of throwing after 5 minutes like usual
>>567557303>>567557151>>567557369don't murkrat the thread again I swear to fucking god
>"Anon stop farming kills and help us!'>gamemode: street brawlWho was in the wrong here?i didnt stop btw
This is what Lady Geist does after murdering random hobos to un-hagify herself
>>567557549she may murder hobosbut she can't murder the MOBO.
Anyone have any good Lady Geist builds?
>>567553920It's fine you don't have to apologise.I main graves, and in my experience victor can either A)melee your tombstone and even if you parry and he dies you HAVE to leave the tombstone which means he gets to break it, or what's more likely, B)he just leaves since the tombstone isn't gonna chase him and the zombies are slow as fuck>lane janny and debuffs from itemsBoth are things that any hero can do, except someone like dynamo can do that and then run away from 3 people trying to kill him in the enemy jungle, on the other hand graves would die instantly if she was in the enemy jungle and was caught by 3 people. I'm not nitpicking but genuinely i don't see any part of her kit that is particularly special or good on her, i remember people saying that it was unfair that she got a free ricochet on her max 3 but giest paige seven yamato and others get that and much more for free from their kit, while people saying graves is strong say shit like "well she applies Toxic bullets well" something that any hero can apply.>Don't have a lot of games on Graves but started playing her because I hate how Victor plays in this metaWell i hope you have fun playing her, I'm a graves main and i think she's bad right now, for multiple reasons including that her summons are bad.TLDR:- The hero is just a skill check, weather or not you get to play the game is entirely dependent on weather or not your enemy knows how to counter you, it's genuinely miserable to play against something like mirage and lash with them both keeping their distance and proccing their shit, even if you try to close the distance they have an easier time dashing away while damaging you, inversely you have a harder time closing the distance and damaging them.
what's a fun apollo build? my gut instinct is every top build is horrible on every character but idk enough about him to see why that'd be the case
>>567557528>IMGwhy do people subject themselves to user hostile technology?
>>567557642Buy berserker and radiant regen. Then go to the shop close your eyes and buy something when you get bored.
>>567557642the one where you get lots of spiritthe one where you shoot gun
Ascendant is fucking miserable. Probably the worst rank in the game to be in
>>567557716>my gut instinct is every top build is horrible on every characteryou have good instincts, anon
how do we fix rem without changing his core identity
>>567557767I feel down to phantom from Ascendant 3 and I tell you that you don't know what you're talking about. It's hell down here
>>567557338you are correct, but this has a lot to do with the game not being released and the normal culprits not flooding nearly every day of the month with shit money tournaments for a few hundred shit teams to fight their way up in.
>>567557716I use the Zeno build.4.8k spirit into 4.8k green into CDR boundless for max tempo is very reasonable on Apollo whose job is to rape midgame
>>567557843what is his core identity exactly
>>567557549oop, embed gone
>>567557767>>567557883now what if I told you boys that eternus 4 makes ascendant 4 games look pro level
>>567557905loot pinata >>567554953i'm here and it's max comfy most of the time
Mo and Krill gun good or do health bigtime?Maybe spirit bigtime for big damage?Also health max damage own health or max health enemy health?Anon confused.
>Eternus can't onetrick anymoreEternus players are about to live in a reality where Doorman simply doesn't exist
>>567557993I thought his core identity was sewer rat that steals your shingles, so you have to kill the fucker to get your shingles back
>>567554375>should be just going counterspell instead of staminaNah, it's impossible to get anywhere without stamina mastery on graves, it's a core item on her>>567554627>Anyway WR isn't the end all be all,That's all i wanted to hear desu>but imo for random ladder play Graves is fine below eternus. You could probably one trick Graves all the way to ascendant at minimum.That's your opinion, and it's fine, but i really hope they rework her, buff her or change her in some ways, i don't even care if her WR drops or if she becomes harder to use as she is right now her skills are entirely dependent on the enemy player, which is why her WR tends to be lower in high ranks and higher in low ranks
Why do they only care about Eternus players though? Pisslow players are also suffering from this onetrick bullshit.
>>567558156fun fact you can't do more than duo in eternus 4
>>567558213Oh so every trash subhuman piece of shit are just forced to smurf in pisslow because eternus does not support their niggery, huh? It's like the wealthy elite and the poor divide
>>567558213sucks to be them!
>>567556984>LADS cardboard cutoutI can fix her
>>567558156because the devs are lolcow terribad at balancing this gameit's almost worse than how DBD devs would look at charts instead of playing the game to see how to balance charactersbecause at least the devs were using some sort of framework, even if it wasn't very grounded in realityTHESE devs though just don't give a shit about stats, charts or community opinion, and are QUITE LITERALLY throwing shit at the wall to see what will stick
Eternus player here, sucking dick makes you a better gamer so you should do it.
>>567558437but anon my team mates all suck dick and they're constantly losing me games!
>>567558292>>567558434trvth
>>567557843Let him send a helper to pick up and deliver the urn.
400 games with 48,75% winrate
>>567557767Fuck no, actual misery is in initiate to alchemist, literally smurf/noob hell, you'll consistently have 1 player with 20 or 40 kills and players who are new getting screamed at by some Russian faggot for not mastering the game the moment they opened it up, i just spammed ivy(she was broken back then) to get the fuck out of there so i can actually play the game
>>567558607>initiate to alchemistExtend that to at least arcanist. I didn't feel like my games were approaching decent quality until ritualist and even then that elo is still like 50/50 on whether your match will just be smurf/noob chaos.
>>567558607You forgot the part where somebody on your team feeds their asses off nonstop which enables the 20 kill person in the first place
>game feels miserable to play when first startingso what's the point of playing if you're not having fun, when having fun is like chasing after a carrot attached to a stick for this game
>>567558989because it isn't miserable? if you're not having fun now, you never will. just play another game
>>567557843His kit is disjointed>1 has a massive charge CD so it can't be used as a dps skill BUT!!! it lowers the CD of your other skills The problem here is that his 3 doesn't have a traditional CD so they interact in weird ways>your 2 is an invincibility+heal+Spirit power on max level BUT!!!! you can't use it on multiple people unless you can see them and you can't communicate that, also when it's done you'll jump out and get GAPED AND RAPED because you have no agencyHe's basically paige but with even less agency, also he's more submissive and breedable then her. Winning or losing on rem is entirely dependent on how well your team is doing and how much you can support them with items, and i have experienced this only once while playing rem out of the 20 or 30 games i played him, he's just too reliant on his team being good and on items
Pumping for Geist...
>>567559042I just mean like in the context of chasing after better and better elo games when it seems to be like 50/50 until you reach high elo anyway
one-tricking acceptability is a horseshoe>chad playing nothing but garen in his silver games for the past decade after a rough 9 to 5Based.>loser ass nigga still stuck in the middle ranks after spamming one champCringe.>unemployable schizophrenic who's top 50 shaco in the worldLooping back to based.
>>567558837Nah i still have bad games but it's a team wide diff now, either in regards to players or heroes>>567558914No in shit low you will have an unironic smurf farming the ENTIRE lobby, infact it might be an even 5vs6 match until he gets a penta and fucks off back to the jungle.
>>567559210>50/50 until you reach high elo anywaywell no, you climb to whatever rank you deserve. its not about luck or chance or time spent playing, its about how much better you are than your current/lower rank
>>567559474you say this but almost every aspect of this game has some level of chance to it, even the team comp is rng-based
buff venatorjust have the enemy team let you win
>>567559570no it doesn't. eternus players don't high roll to get there.
I'm a Silver onetrick and I'm trans, if it matters
Silver is a biological woman, straight, and alcoholic
Say goodbye, Lash gunfags
FOR GOD'S SAKE SILVER SHE'S 20!
>>567560051>no celebration for gun victor removalhey what gives? hitler's about to die...
I fed my Wraith enough to let her be at least 20k ahead of the enemy team, constanly disarmed their gun carries and cursed the ulting seven and mcginnis, used divine barrier to save people and healed with Rem's 2 over and over to clutchWe won and I didn't get a single commend
>>567560145you just know that yoshi is going to delay the patch until he hits ascendant through victor spamming
Sitting on a dildo while playing WILL make you Eternus 6Mina main btw
my boyfriend can only carry me to low ascendant so this onetrick change doesn't affect me lmao.
I'm still in my pajamas and drinking sunny D and eating chocolate chip cookies and I don't have the reaction time to play fast heros, who should I main?
my girlfriend is low ascendant so this onetrick change doesn't affect him lmao.
>>567560507MOANDKRILLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>567551802Calm down Mina!
>>567560507double bomb bebop
>>567560507>>567560551You don't need to learn movement, you just need phantom strike or magic carpet and you go WE HAVE YOU NOW on the movement troons
>>567560507rem
>>567560542>girlfriend>him
>>567560157Sorry sis furries are gross and I try not to commend them, good or not>>567560194He was so for real for that
>2 more months until major updateAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>567557843He is already fine.Just hoover up all the farm, but fury trance then literally disable your team while napping.
I never see people mention or complain about the fact that Wraith's voice actress fucking sucks
fuck the major update. what i want right now are balance and matchmaking updates
>>567561063FIND THEM.
>Drifter spends all his time farming for spirit resistence and plate armor>Lose by 30minsIs he supposed to be doing this? I feel as though it would have been better if he was helping.
>>567561063YOU'RE MINE
>>567561065Funny you should say that, anon...
>talon and kelvin get 56 and 45.5 spirit power respectively for free just by leveling up>warden's shield has ×3 scaling, vyper gets ×2.8 scaling on her venom execute>doorman gets ×1.8 scaling on a charged ability that, does 2 instances of damage, can be stacked, and slows
>>567561310No he's throwing by doing that, Drifter is one of the worst farmers in the game, especially since he gets stacks from assists and assists are as easy as "just be in the area lol"
>>567561063She's not supposed to be interesting she's supposed to be hot. A black woman is speaking, a white lion listens and learns and then plaps her silly.
>>567561587>Spadeblacked freaks are weird
>>567561389Sorry i forgot to mention>+35% SPIRIT and +20 SPIRIT for KELVIN WHILE on ICE PATHand it's fucking bugged so you get the buff as long as you're under/above the ice path because it applies the buff with infinite verticality. NOT EVEN BOUNDLESS SPIRIT GIVES YOU THAT MUCH YOSHI WHAT THE FUCK???? ice trail lasts 18 seconds and has a 25 seconds CD he can EASILY get this buff permanently, not even ENHANCED boundless gives a 35% spirit buff
>>567560051>Destroy spirit lash>Destroy gun lashWhat is lash supposed to be then?
>>567561935utility lash lol
>>567561708Anon she's a gambler
Does Paradox's bomb increase her gun damage aswell on a target?
>>567561708>blackedIt's a part of her aesthetic and she has a spade hair tie you porn addicted faggot, do you also think of men when you play poker?
>>567561987>gambling to see if you get aids or not once again blacked freaks are weird
>>567561935A slut for his betters, namely bebop
>>567562173you little freaks get so upset when some calls out your blacked fetish, you freaks feel the need to add it to everything
>>567561987>>567562173Just don't reply to him, man.
>>567561935Support Lash... think about it...
>Phantom 2 game>Very close game but loss>Proceed to lose another 6 games in a row>Getting Oracle 1 matches for muh free state mandated win>Another loss>And another>One sided shitstomps>Last game was an Archon 2 match>One of the worse anal rape shitshow ive seen in a good while>Best players in the lobby were not smurfs, with 500+ gamesWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IT DONT MAKE SENSE
>>567561708Bro SHE IS BLACK HERSELF
I fucking HATE wraith because she takes the mobster spotBecause of her theres a chance well never get the actual italian mafioso hero
>>567558021Wat happen?
>Eternoids forced to no longer be onetricks>Smurfing becomes even MORE rampantThanks IceFRAUD
>>567562697Italians would claim stereotyping or some shit.
>>567562071well yeah, thats the whole point
>>567562804>forced to no longer be onetricks
>>567563018This is just going to make even more Eternus players smurf, what a great change
I miss when wraith had white eyes and no pupils
>>567563018should've ended the webm with high prioing mina. that'll really show it
>>567557549asian milf hero fucking when
>>567563328mina haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>567562829You are right, a pizza man would make for a better italian character.
>>567562903Doesn't make itself entirely clear. I didn't know if it just increased damage on successive bomb pops.
>>567563328All trannies wtf is this game
>>567563018is this supposed to prove something?
Well, /dlg/?
>>567562609Are you me holy shit i went from phantom 5 to oracle 4 ragequeing and then went 20/1 a few matches in a row
so when are the item icon reworks going to trickle down to the worst icon in the game
>>5675648 >the faggot signal
Despite retaining more players a few months after the major patch, compared to the last major patch the game feels worse than it did back then. Which has to mainly be due to the matchmaking. I can't stand getting these absolute retards on my team who I shouldn't be playing with because this game's matchmaking is shit.
Just a couple of more days and Dynamo and Shiv will be fucking dead
why is icefrog larping as yoshi anyway? is he mentally ill
this shits dead on arrival, there zero visual clarity so there won't be a pro scene at all
>>567565323I hope Nintendo sues him for copyright infringement
>>567565038Yeah no shit 2025 had like ccu peaking at 10-20k. The peoole left were the freaks.
>>567565060>he thinks yoshi would gut gaben's mainlol
>>567565336>there zero visual clarity so there won't be a pro scene at all
>>567565038na, its mainly due to the march 6th patch which was fucking dogshit
>>567565336theres already a pro scene brochozo
>>567557683Graves is a failed undying clone, the whole point of undying was that this guy gets stronger the more people are around him
>>567565060>complaining about shiv when victor existsnigger are you in pisslow where nobody (including you) buys dispel and antiheal
Well?
>>567565908Man I wonder who you play?
>>567565669Nightshift isn't a pro scene it's a streamer circlejerk
>>567562514>fell from Emissary VI to Emissary II because I'm put in alchemist lobbies in these games and lose theregood system
>DEMOLITION TIME>WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO!
>>567565941>highlighting against10/10 would have him on my team again fuck you valve don't pretend like the people who play your game can read
>>567566040pocket actually. shiv is not a problem for me.
>>567565906Its been a while since I played Dota 2 but I remember Undying being the best hero for the first 5 minutes of the game, then being useless unless you secured a large advantage
>>567566114This bulldyke irrationally pisses me off for some reason
>>567566356Mcginnis is straight retard
>>567566282he was a support, his whole schtick was that he could help secure a lane and then become an homeless aurabot, there was a brief period in time where you could play him as a position 3 because the aura items like morello/vlads were broken and it didn't matter who built them as long as they could win their lane and didn't care about selfish items. But yeah he stole strength from every hero he hit with his Q which gets converted to HP and damage, so if you try to gang up on an undying 3v1 and he hits a single Q on all of you then he suddenly had like 400 more hp and smashed your faces in. Also graves ult was a regular ability for him so he had access to his 'ult' at early levels but the cd was the same as an actual ult.
>brool dynamo literally never stomps or heals or black holes he just portals aroundi get why its called jeet brool now...
>silver spends the first minute and a half talking about how he's been throwing enough to derank from "whatever comes after ritualist" to arcanist, and how it's so awesome and heckin cool it is that vyper is a lizard lesbian>DC's and doesn't come backgreat thanks
I played a month straight of brool and now Im shit at the main games macroIts fucking over brehs
>>567566807I mean he was throwing just by playing Silver in the first place
>>567566060>b-b-because i said so
>>567567108They were just an Eternus one-trick on their smurf seething
>>567564692its so stupid.just won a game in RITUALISTagain, the teams played better than most teams I came across in Phantom lobbies
Should I bother getting cooldown reduction items on Rem
>>567567454well, yeah?
patch...
>>567567460Looks fake
>>567567508Well this build here doesn't have cd items
da darkness cums for the libtards...
>>567563328Mina Ham
>>567556984>LashetteLash is his last name though?
>>567563328>#3Alright who fed Mina in lane? Fess up
>>567567454i'll tell you my secret chinese buildcdr rapid recharge max ultconstantly throw pillows, doesn't matter if it deals damage. become a map rapist roofieing and raping anyone you see
>>567567602whats the build for?
>>567567658dey can try to cancel me but it wont maddah
No patch? Dead game.
>>567567658fact of da mattah is i'd do dis for free. da russian cash is just a bonus
>it's another "1 mediocre player can solo push a walker and take it down or at least get it very low" episodelove this meme
>it's another alchemist doesn't understand macro episodesick of these reruns
Does this game have magic servers like ffxi or something? I'm from the UK and my games are filled with Americans.
omg update
>it's another retard thinks he can micro-manage his team outside of pinging "Defend green!"Sheesh, when will the writers get new material.
One tricks BTFOKills yoursrlvesEnds yourselvesGet fuckedGame ruining faggots who literally know the game from 1 hero and.. thats its! But dont pivk up another charaacter lamoooooooooooooooooooeowww
>>567563132It really won't. Most already just select 3 carries, so making 2 of them higher priority doesn't do shit outside of making queue times slightly faster.
>>567557151Yes i enjoy garbage made up by communuty hero ideas. Mm yes a dash like shiv.. but not shiv.. power of giest nade, but not geist.. the power of wraith... but not wraith.. and to top if off... venator ultI wish you community hero faggots actually got good ideas instead of trying hard to remake heroes that exist.
>>567567564how do i acquire a Yamamoto wife?
>>567568951hmmmm nyoi take my onetrick faggotry as a point of pride sorry
>>567569312Whatever you do, do NOT just bee yourself
>>567568698You can see what server you're on if you shift tab to bring up the steam overlay while you're in a game. I'm US east coast and get put in London servers if I play early morning in off peak time before most Americans are awake.
Another patch wtf
you're cumming with me
>>567568395>365>year supplyThat's like a couple of months supply at best
>>567570186have you considered adderall instead of exploding your heart and your kidneys
which heroes other than seven are able to farm red camps early?
waht is the aptch
>>567551775I have literally never had a good rem on my team. I've only fought against good rems and even then those are rare.
>Dynamo/Victor/Graves/Wraith teamOk, I support a draft nowFuck this bullshit
>>567552828Only good with characters that don't care too much about any other scaling than one ability and like firerate so it's good on gun victor and haze but kinda useless on everyone else. It's best use is if you can spam the ability fast in less than 5 seconds so again, gun victor.
fuck draft go to league if you want draft
what is there to nerf
>>567570532If you get a nice lead early abrams with bullet res shredder, melee charge and arcane surge can kill the heavy camp next to the yellow walker by punching all three at the same time with siphon up.
>>567571406Pretty good on Wraith 1 as well
Does this game have proper smurf detection?
>>567570532victor
>>567571820I would say so too but I feel like wraith has better items for her slots than surge of power.
>>567571885they posted about using new methods to detect smurfs last week.i think they improved the smurf detection at lower ranks because things got way fucking worse in oracle-ascendant (3 ranks below the top), they just make new accounts as soon as games are too hard for them anyway.
Do you guys think this is one of the worst patches thus far? I'm struggling to think of anything as bad as this, even Calico being busted wasn't this awful
why does nobody buy voidwalker even though they buffed it by letting it build it out of boots
>>567571614>league>draftthat is barely a draft, its more like a role queue with character optionswhich.... you know is exactly what we have now
Ascendantchads stay winning
Why is Shiv's winrate so low despite being good at everything and impossible to kill unless he's inting?
>>567572809extremely hard to play to maximum effectiveness
>>567572809>good at everythingI haven't seen a gun damage shiv in a long time, he has no CC and his stacks are much easier to notice before they kill you than mirage.
>>567573030>land knives that are basically hitscan>heal a gorillion hp>shotgun + ult to escape if things look badwhat's so hard about that
paradoxs gun build does no damage throughout the entire game and the spirit build does no damage til late but youve already lost by then cause its 5vs6, whats the fucking point of this character?
>>567572809>>567573030>>567573264i must be retarded because people say his knives do a billion damage but they never seem to do that much for meis there some trick to using them i don't know about? some item i'm supposed to get?
Can someone explain why lashs gun is so good, how to build it and how to play?I played him a shitload but stopped like 2 months ago. No idea why its good and more importantly, how to be good with it, except aiming. Whats the deal?
>>567573521save up a bunch of them for a fight instead of just wasting them all to poke early?
>>567573559second upgrade in grapple gives you a stacking damage buff every time you use itrecharging rush gives you an instant charge back when you hit someone with a couple of volleysyou play him like celeste but with a projectile speed that doesn't suck
We initiateGODS run this shit!
I LOVE FIGHTING AFFLICTION THE CHARACTER I LOVE FIGHTING AFFLICTION THE CHARACTER
>>567571885kinda? i tried to soft-int an alt and still got placed in oracle. and then i said well fuck it and played normally and it caught up to my main not too long afterok look it was to play with a new friend i wasn't trying to actually smurf
Hollidays massive honkers
>tempo build>look inside>4.8k gun into spiritI thought spirit was supposed to be really good early game? Why is the "tempo" build buying gun first
>>567574353>Nonbinary character gives you HIV
>>567574353>it's okay because it can't kill you>soulburn.png
>>567574475they reworked gun investment in a recent update so it actually scales well early ongun carries absolutely needed this btw it's not like they weren't great at every point of the game already
>>567574401I'm more interested in what she's looking at...
buying counter items in this game is fucking pointless if half of your team can't stop feeding the enemy hero in forced brools and making the soul gap bigger
>>567575045>buys curse on haze>uses curse on your carry>presses 4>shits down your carries throatnothing personal nigger...
man, if you cant one shot vyper she can just steamroll out of control
>>567575301buy arctic blast
>>567574693what is it!?
>>567574658The problem with that is that spirit scaling on abilities still fucking sucks so there's really no choice but to build 4.8k gun even on spirit heroes
>>567575486celeste's delicious, musky, throbbing and flared horse cock shooting thick ropes of horse cum..............
>>567575909Is this canon?
I want to play the cutey patootie sleepy griffin shota boi but his kit is SO SHIT!!why yoooshiiiiii!?
Lady Geist keeps sucking me dry even when moving away she pins me down and keeps vacuuming me to the point where all my life force is drained into her, how do I counter this?
>>567557127>waste 5 minutes queuing for a match>another 5-10 minutes between draft dodges and picks>get stuck with a character you don't want to play>not allowed to get kills or farm anymore>must be glorified rescue beam build or report>0/4/12, 15k behind alwaysOhhh baby I can see the future and the future is bright
>>567577060hopefully getting a buff this next patchlike he's not dogshit bottom of the barrel throwpick material. his bad winrate is still probably from people running bad builds and playing him like a carrybut he's still bad even with that
>>567577060https://files.catbox.moe/du5pwu.jpg
>>567577821kys troon
>>567577821i've unironically came to this several times
Does Street Brawl have its own mmr or does it take your regular rank for matches?
>>567577996But she's cute so it's OK for her to job a little bit
>>567576848more like cannon amirighthttps://www.reddit.com/r/futanari/comments/1sv88px/celeste_teasing_paige_deadlock_ettis99/
>>567577869https://files.catbox.moe/kcc7mk.jpg
How many husbands will Holiday go through before she realizes shes not into men?
>>567578281>>567577869
porn addicts really think they deserve to live
wtf is that
>>567578534Home...
>>567577821>>567578281literally built to get knotted and for me to get dog cum sloppy seconds
>everyone builds gun now>what happened why is gun so strong?!?!!nothing happened. gun is just better. all these new gun builds are just people realizing that gun is better because it actually scales meanwhile spirit only gets weaker from minute 0. and it has no cooldowns, better items, better everything with the sole exception of burst damage, and even that is dependent on the hero. I seriously don't understand why people pretend otherwise. more dps, better shred, there is like one counter for gun damage and it lasts for 5 seconds. and the other one only works 30% of the time. bullet resist is also laughably easy to shred/ignore which is why no one builds it over metal skin. its not that spirit is useless, its just a shit investment that only gets weaker when you can just build gun and get extremely strong and do everything better on literally any character. i get they want to do some "spirit early gun late" thing but most of the time gun still works great early game. so then whats even the point? just build gun. now we have gun lash, gun pocket, gun bebop etc. gun apollo soon btw screenshot this
>>567572809He's the same case as Mina, bad players tank his winrate despite him being broken beyond belief.
>>567578986didn't read
>spirit bebop that rushes echo shard in lanethis should be grounds for a report for throwing
>>567579303that's ok the devs don't either when I give feedback I'm used to it
>>567577821Thank you for this gem.Very supple butte!Very spankable!
I think this eternus "two characters must be high prio" must be extended to all ranksOnetricks deserve to fucking suffer
What characters are free elo at shitlow?
>>567579673yamato, they can't kill her
>>567579673If you are goodLady GeistParadoxSeven
What if Drifter was a rapehobo instead?
>>567579673I used Victor and Seven to climb. Pretty much anyone that can ignore their retard team and split push + farm the entire game then 1v4 trogs on the other team is fine.
>>567579975Do vampires carry STDs?
>>567579975wanna drink...
MAKE THE WALKERS TAKE LESS DAMAGE WHEN THEY ARE DAMAGED BY ONLY 1 HERO HOLY SHIT
>>567579673Any and all characters that can farm fast and kill objectives fastAka Seven, Victor, Geist, etc
>>567579975IMAGINE THE STDS...
>>567580106Theres only like a handful of heroes that can solo a walker without creeps and even then they have to be fed or late in the game.wraith, haze and victor come to mind
>>567579975drifter is already a rapehobo he doesnt need to be genderbent for that
>old SevenTHANK FUCK THEY SCRAPPED NEON PRIME
Hello, I would like to poison everyone's games if possible by being both new and shit at this game.https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995504694/
probably just me but I hate sexualizing characters that derive joy from killing.Like they're already doing something they consider better than sex, why downplay that?
>>567580489Sauceless nigga
>>567579975Drifter fangirls would say that this is disgusting objectification and sexualization, as seen above me
>>567580540that's like saying you don't like any sides with your meal because the cheesy mashed potatoes aren't as good as the steak>inb4 >food analogy
>>567580284Basically every hero can solo a walker at this point if they have spammable spirit damage, or an OP gun. Wraith, Victor, and Haze have all three.
>august major update possiblyThat is actually fuckedThats like three more fucking months
>Guns are le op>The only character that's exclusively restricted to gun only (Venator) is also weak as shit>Every single other m1gger is better off going hybrid rather than pure orange
>>567573521people saying shiv knives hurt are the people fighting him in a hallway with 5 knives in them
>>567580682yeah but you can get potatoes anywhere, literally grow them outta the ground.Meat on the other hand, once its gone, its gone and much more investment than watering a potato plant is needed to get another slab of JUICY RED MEAT
>>567579975>when isolated hero cums inside, you get permanently tighter
It's crazy to me how much people get caught up in character/item balance when the objectives in this game are so worthless and awful. Tower diving is braindead easy (even ritualist players know how to do it), you can splitpush walkers from full in under 10 seconds on some characters, it's unironically viable to just run in and int for shrines 20 minutes into a match, urn is just garbage and needs to be completely removed. The only objectives that feel alright are the 3rd walker, mid, and patron. Everything else is basically cosmetic.
>>567580829>Infernus gets a Spirit DoT on hit>Mina gets a Spirit Burst on hit>Haze gains a stacking damage boost on hit>Vindicta has a baby mode ability that forces enemies to stand still>Venator has nothing>one of these is a bottom D- tier while the others are extremely strongHmmm....
>>567581013>even ritualist players know how to do itBro they be diving my seeker ahh too fr
>>567580828New game mode. PvE.New heroes.Full remodels and artpasses.Map fully funished.New jungle and midboss.New objective.I expect this shit MINIMUM if Yoshit wants us to fucking wait until August.
>>567578986>muh dpsgun apollo will never happen as long as he has enough burst to rape the entire roster for 25 minutessomething you're not considering is that spirit is much more lethal than gun and 99/100 times much easier to apply to enemy heroes and can be applied from further range. it's simply not that cut-and-dry
bwahahahahaah these entitled zoomer gamers.... holy fuck....
>>567581563mina sex
>complains multiple times that we left him to die instead of helping>spent most of the game dying to what became a crushing fists and boundless spirit hazeit really is every fucking silver
>>567581563Sorry the most you're getting is Reddit rat
>>567557549Since when did "going to a rave" mean going to a popular music venue in your literal underwearWas it when coachella and all those other festivals got mainstream?
>>567581563>Remodels>Jungle >Some of the map modeled>Maybe pveThis is all you're getting
Anyone who uses the word "entitled" in a discussion about videogames is a faggot shill and deserves to be put down like the subhuman animal they are
>>567581890>Was it when coachella and all those other festivals got mainstream?Yep. It's just another thing for rich kids to spend thousands of dollars on, and for scalpers to scalp
>>567581013Might be bullshit, but I heard somewhere that there was some 3rd objective tested in the super sekrit beta client. I think it was similar to a capture point or Dota 2's outposts. It wasn't well received.
Buff walkers, and let them walk too on top of it. They nerfed walker health because low elo games drag on to be 40 min + long, but the games STILL go on that long because nobody knows how to end
I've been watching a few Deadlock videos and I noticed that, in them, boxes that contain spirit bottles have a little glow on them.Is this one of those """""QoL""""" mods or am I just blind?
>>567581905this is all i want
>>567581563I don't want too many new heroes; the devs should draw the line in the sand somewhere and focus on ironing out any egregious balance issues with the current roster.We almost have 40 and the game is still in closed beta.
>>567582181>walkers actually get up and start walking if they're still alive after x minutes>they march forward and attack whatever objective they find in their respective lanes>this rewards teams that defended their objectives with extra push power but punishes teams that are turtling>this gives the losing team a chance to take down objectives but if they're losing badly they just get raped and lose faster
>wake up>no patch
>>567582181This is true, but also because shit is really expensive and people want to play until their builds are online. Every nerf to objective hp I saw, I kept saying to myself games are still gonna last forever, it's just gonna be an empty map after 25 minutes than 15-20 mins of people saying "take their farm" and "I gotta tempo buy hang on" inbetween random skirmishes. And now that's exactly how all of my games go. I swear these devs don't even play the game.
Do any other heroes feel like Doorman? Like a sort of gimmicky character who's either completely useless or a giant menace?Just Sinclair?
>enemy gets 2 enhanced curses, enhanced knockdown, and enhanced slowing hexAt this point, there should just be Exodia and they auto win if they pull certain items.
>>567582682You will either play as the Spirit nuke or Gun dps. No fun allowed.
>>567582682SinclairViscousHolliday
>>567581857>rat king>no rats tied to his tail>white collar attireWhy does reddit spew garbage designs like it's their job?
:D
>>567583418Silver!Cute!
>>567582682>Like a sort of gimmicky character who's either completely useless or a giant menace?Abrams
>>567582294Deadlock should have 50 heroes on launchMaybe 45
>>56758382438 right now, i can see 2 more waves of 6 for an even 50
>>567583418mods, show me a clip from the same start point where silver just dashes to the rope
>>567583418disgusting cheats
If you put reverb on Shiv's knives and stack like 5 of them, it deals the damage of that entire 5 stack instead of just counting it as 1 knife. That's interesting.
>>567584079what happens when someone is chasing you
>>567583930>>56758382412 more heroes is perfect because theres still a few more archetypes (both thematically and gameplay) that they havent added to the game yet
>reach item cap and have excess souls for more>core t2 has no upgrade or replacementwhats her name
>>567584550Arcane Surge, Kinetic Dash and Healbane.
How it feels to advance from Seeker to Alchemist.
>>567584643healbane has many options to replace it
>>567584550i'll do it if the game goes late enough but replacing titanic mag with lucky shot and losing 60% ammo is always a sad time
>>567584152not even remotely interesting
>>567585219at that point you should have a lot of statue buffs at least, ammo should be bountiful
>Metro having a meltie over lightning scroll and striking two vidsI was wrong to compare him to YamatosdeathThis dude is an even bigger loser
>>567584234if someone was chasing you'd probably be 500x more likely to fuck up the jump while also being a way easier target in the air vs just dashing into the rope room
>>567582682>who's either completely useless or a giant menacenot gimmicky but Drifter/silver on the enemy team.
>>567585410>striking two vidsWhat vids?
>>567585423>anon is movement coping so hard he can't understand how getting on that tower from the ground with one stamina is better than climbing the ropeCome on bro...
>>567585726And what I'm saying is that it doesn't look faster, retard. And climbing the rope costs 0 cooldowns
>>567585791In the webm it takes 2 ingame seconds, do you actually think you could walk to the rope, climb it, then jump up to the tower in 2 seconds?
>bebop hasnt bought an item in a while>oh god he's rushing glass cannon>"Hey bebop berserker and blood tribute is really good this game">he gets glass cannon anyway and ends the game 4-7 consistently dying in the first stun before pressing vampiric burst cause no HP fucking tards man
>>567585564some dude grabbed vods of metro playing like shit and getting mad, added some memes on top of it, bragged about profiting off of his content, and then got copyright struck
>>567552797So its the same as it always was?
Can they at least fucking tease the remodels...
>>567585978>glass cannon + vamp burstthese people make me SICK
>Ritualist 6 game>could rank up>could be cool>ally Abrams goes 2/13>lose>don't rank down
>>567586063tease the rem...
Best part about the wait is that all the cloutchasing leaktroons got vaporized by Yoshi.Worst part is we have zero idea when or what is coming.Still worth thought just to see the leaktards lose.
>>567586551He's got 'em.
>>567582529I've missed these
Do we still not have an explanation why Rem moans?
what if gun Yamato
>>567586551I have almost 3k games and my most played character is abrams with only about 650 matches.Am I a onetrick?
I want to feel rem's cub ass wrapped around my cock and its making me crazy
>>567582682When they add Techies
>victor on my team>he goes gunJust end the match so I can requeue. Waste of time.
>>567582682Nobody's mentioned bebop? Land hooks = devil. Miss hooks = dead weight at best.
>>567587654Babyrank or just stupid, call it.
Are Holiday's bounce pads the closest thing to Tusker's snowball in this game?
>>567587654I literally dont look at metas and shit.I open the browser and select a build that catches my eye.I dont respect MOBAs enough to put any real thought into it.
Do we have any idea how many players are in eternus? Any ballpark guesses?
>>567587960
>>567588493Superb, it's both.I don't think this guy would make Victor work even with a spirit build.>>567588414I think it's like 10% of the game's pop.So like eight thousand.
Vyper's OP as fuck how do I counter this braindead character
Do dead people dream?
>>567582682Melee Sinclair is a funny as hell and works great as an assassin for invading jungle, like a shittier Calico. Unfortunately, it's not the best way to play him.
>>567582682Bebop
>>567588796>10% of the game's pop.That's too generous no? In other games highest rank is less than 1%
>>567589558Funny enough. Just lost to one myself.
>Sinclair mains desperately trying to downplay how broken he isClocks tickin' Sinclarefags
who wins this match?
>>567589871WELCOME TO THE BARONESS
i think grey talons bow should be a hold and fire to make it more unique
>>567582682Paradox, she's flown under the radar by requiring "good aim" for far too long but she's actually busted as fuck when you know what you're doing.>Can pull anyone out of position while dealing significant damage from a mile away with a less than 40 sec CD>Barrier that she'll probably swap you through does a chunk of damage and silences you, makes her and her allies projectiles practically hitscan, and in lane she can just say fuck off to your significant poke tools with it>Can freeze you in place with an infinite range sniper shot that does a couple hundred damage and is basically hitscanAnd I haven't even gotten to her greatest source of bullshit, because it goes directly against what's supposed to be her "weakness". So in theory she's a character with no mobility tools and benefits most by keeping you at mid-range, RIGHT? Nah actually her time bomb with just a couple items will cover half a lane in massive damage that amplifies all of her other damage outputs. God fucking forbid, that they build an Echo Shard, you are hereby forbidden from ever engaging a Paradox in melee range ever again. And you're especially fucked if she has wall and ult up, as soon as you try to get away she'll just drag your ass back in which will also silence you if its through wall.This fucking character is some of the most oppressive shit to fight against when the player is good at her and I'm fucking tired of her flying under the radar with that pretense.
>>567589871
>>567589848We don't do this at all, we want more people on the character if anything. He deserves more and better pilots.
please add trapper so i can get off this doorman balance rollercoaster
>>567589771The higher ranks are overinflated right now because of rankflation from the New gods Old blood spikeAlso e6 itself is far, FAR less than that numberAnyone would tell you there's a gulf between someone who just scraped into e1 because of rankflation and someone who's been sitting in e6
>>567587207This could already exist with some changes to Doorman. Let bell impact (and possibly the bell itself) trigger when walked over. Have T3 bell mine timer scale with spirit, make duration useful. Then you could remove fountain kidnaps and let Doorman go for 1 shot trap kidnaps.
People who are even autistic enough to be good at Paradox must be rare because I've only ever seen bitching about her here or occasionally on other sites, I've never encountered a Paradox I'd consider a dangerous player.
>>567591228Self-report because you won't start seeing them until higher ranks where they've been abusing how fucked up she is to get there
>>567589871is that the metrocop from half life
hahah paige didnt see that one coming
>>567591550streetbrawlGOD
>>567591550
>>567591550>5 FPS brool heavy melee webmHoly fucking soul
I'm personally convinced that people that bitch about para are just bad
>>567582412Hire this man
why doesn't mo just crush krill like a bug mo doesnt need that bitch
>>567591550>"hey, i don't want no book to the head."
Big brain play: knowing the ban system doesnt work, ban BAD characters so they show up on the enemy team and lose, boosting my win rate
>https://gamebanana.com/mods/678473Fellow furfags, peak just released
>>567575045My favorite deadlock gamer moment is hearing the 0/10/5 nigger complain near the end that "no metal skin, of course the Haze will dominate" as if that shit would've saved our ass.
>>567593385not buying metal skin against haze will always be trolling
>>567551613Who is Deathy and why should I trust his tier list for the meta?
>>56759351941% winrate item btw
>>567593547Metro mogs him
>>567593582It's probably because by the time you're even considering buying metal skin, someone already fed the hell out of a m1gger
>>567593547ignore the tier list, just use the linked builds as a starting point
>Two faggots go like 0/4 & 0/5 in lane>Both leave>Leave because dead match at that point>DerankAre you fucking kidding me?
Is there anything more terrifying than winning a game you were supposed to lose? You just know that you made the MM forced 50 algorithm fucking furious and it's gonna give you 5 low priority russians, who have been temporarily excused from their low prio games just to be put in a game with you, for the next 20 games
>picture of futa celestekeep your eyes on my balls boys and girls
>>567594641Had this happen like 4 times in a row. I don't even look at the rank anymore. What's the point
>>567595091Am i Schizo or is Celeste heavily implied to be a prostitute too?
>>567591550KekIs this what getting fisted feels like?
>>567595260
be kind to your support rem :3
>>567595845rem players dont look like that they look like venator
>>567595845performative women should be attached to electric collars and be forced to dance upon electrified metal grates if they want attentionand r*m should be deleted from the game
>>567595845White women scuttling their way into minority groups by faking mental illness just for attention is such a rampant thing these days it's crazy it's not talked about more.
>>567595873rem players look like this
>>567551613>am a twotrickhaha surely they dont change it to 3 minimum right haha
>>567596215just have the other 2 be like very popular picks.if i queue drifter, mina i always get shiv
>>567596369i was forced to play mina and wanted to leave so bad. roaming is basically the same as marvel rivals
>>567595845>>567596151Every zoomer foid self diagnoses with depression, anxiety, autism, BPD, OCD, ADHD, DID, etc>>567595260>Woman before the year 2000 that has tattoosIdk you tell me
who /honest/ here
>>567595873I am a Venator player and I look like >>567595845
rip matthew perry you wouldve loved rem
>Press button to avoid Victor>He still appears in every single gameOkay it's time for a balance patch pleaseMake it stop
>>567596753Wahoo!
>>567596151Men do it too, it's called "transgender"
>>567596778Just start playing him, gun Victor is the most braindead thing you can play in this game and you get value just running at a walker every 80 seconds.
>>567596753I hate klonoa, fucker has the most obnoxious voice lines I've heard in any game and I have never seen a thread about his games, just about how much faggots want to yiff him
this has been the least fun state the game has been in for a long time and i've been playing since 2024 stupid brainless shit heroes mixed with horrendous matchmaking
Name something worse than having a Silver on your team
>>567597368holliday, paradox, shiv, billy
>>567597368I had a spirit venator once larping as a trapper, we still won but it was scary
>ignores all fights and just kills objectives>kills one shrine before 20 minutes so now you get 15% less souls and have lanes perma pushing in>yoshi isn't bothering to patch him at all meaning this is his vision of how victor should be played
>>567597368abrams
>>567597368I'm REM
>>567597743>>yoshi isn't bothering to patch him at all meaning this is his vision of how victor should be playedBased. It's time to teach people to stop brooling in blue lane all game.
my teammates are the reason im seeker
>>567598040remy's a great name!
>>567597368Having TWO Silvers on your team!
>>567596151how do you know she fakes her illness you fucking incel spast
How many wins and losses should it take to rank up or down? Over the course of these past 16 games, overall a 50% winrate, I climbed and then fell back down two ranks. It felt like I was climbing fast when it happened, and then it felt like I was falling fast. How does this pace compare to other mobas? I don't play that trash
>>567598461omg hi foid
>>567597368The average paradox has no fucking clue what they're doing and is typically a waste of a slotWhich is hard contrasted by a Paradox who does know what they're doing
wtf am I going to play until late july?! and we dont even get leaks anymore to make this worse
>>567596601I've never checked mine, i dont care about ranks in games, especially games where all you have is ranked.
remove ranks already
There's a been a lot of back and forth opinions on Paradox in this thread, I'm curious for an aggregate what this general thinks about her?
>>567599958
>>567599975Whatever hero that's cancer in the hands of 5% of the playerbase
>>567599975Legitimately one of the highest skill floor chars in the game, so there is a cadre of players running around in matchmaking who are bad at her and ruin games. Then you have the select few who know what to do with her and they'll ruin the opposing team's game 3/4 times. Paradox is fucking broken when piloted by a competent player.
>>56758382450 seems like a normal number for a moba
>>567599975Character that suffers from the fact that in the hands of a talented pilot they can run the lobby so they've been nerfed in such a way that those people still run lobbies but the character is impenetrable to most other players.Many such Deadlock cases.
>>567600217this can be said about most carries though
Whats the game plan with Graves now? Stack spirit and just push lanes?
>>567600753Yeah except the problem arises with her specifically in that she doesn't have to be a carry at all, she can very easily flex into utility that enables other carries incredibly while still doing a lot of damage. People who know her being able to always be a problem no matter what the comp or game state is is why she can be so oppressive in the right hands.
>>567597743I just don't understand how they keep changing Victor radically and he keeps ending up being Hitler
OI FEAR NOTTIN
>>567600789egg monster rounds extra regen pop egg to buy refresher instamax ult as soon as you get itcdr and supdur later
>>567600753Paradox isn't strictly a carry though, that's the issue. She just does whatever the fuck she wants, usually getting high soul value in every stat on every build (rather quickly at that), and is just always useful.Obviously you have the shitters who don't recognize this ability but as previously stated she's a fucking menace with anyone who does know her potential.
I'm getting the hang of Shiv's shotgun movement slide now, just enough to make rotates faster. This is fun.
>>567597665I wish there was a trapper characterClosest we have is grey talon's snare and Venators shitty bear traps, but those are both incredibly obvious and rarely ever catch anyone
My opinion of Paradox is that she was already good a while ago and the massive buffs to her were a massive overcompensation for the average player and it enabled those who already played her to be pubstompers.
I'm not sure if it's because I'm starting to get Eternus players in my lobbies, but I noticed a dramatic increase in player skill going from Asc 2 to 3It's fun, but also very stressful
>you only buy the item because it looks coolWhats her name, deadtards?
>>567601676Escalating exposure.I'm a complete sucker for the nuke/radiation sign.
>>567601676
I made it to ArchonI sucked ass in my last game but I still made itAm I cool yet
>>567599975What I've found out is that discussing is a psychosis inducing experience because the vast majority of people who try to play her have no sense of positioning or good aim so they make her look worthless while you have the very few who can pilot her will tout her as a match dominating mistress.I can't imagine how much of a fucking problem she must be for the dev team balance wise. I figured the changes over the past couple of months were to make her more accessible but it hasn't really worked and just made her dedicated playerbase way more obnoxious.
>>567600789pick literally any other hero and your chances of winning increase by 10%that's the game planyou're significantly worse than every other hero at every single possible aspect of the game
>>567601676Not looks cool in terms of icon, but I have a similar obsession with warp stone. I try to fit it into every build because it's so cool to use.
>>567590615The funky thing with paradox bomb is you only really just need Echo Shard and Duration. Going any further into it, like with most bomb builds, is overkill and takes away from greens or spirits you could use to keep them locked down.
>>567601676Using counterspell makes ME look cool so it's my 2nd green almost all the time.
>>567602625Grounded counterspell makes you look like a pussy, but if it's a dash or airdash counterspell it has aura.
>>567589871>Sinclair into Victor Dynamo DoormanIt better be you.
>>567602367>you're significantly worse than every other hero at every single possible aspect of the gameto be fair this comes with your opponents facing the "i definitely don't wanna lose to this f tier no skill hero" mental hurdle. like in theory it's so easy that it becomes hard because you don't wanna fuck it up and embarass yourself. but this relies on your oponenrs being overthinkers
>>567588414Statlocker has pretty accurate stats and rank estimates. They estimate that no more than 4.5% are eternus. People need to register to upload data and higher ranked people are more likely to upload their data than low ranked people and 4.5% would be the amount of eternus players if every rank would upload their data at the same rate. My guess is 2% or so.
Viktor's ult is so busted, huge ass AoE hard stun every minute and a revive on top for free
>>567599827It shows the average rank after every game, krill yourself liar
>>567603259>It shows the average rank after every gameOnly if you enable it. It's disabled by default
>>567603116I actually didn't know until today that cover blocks the stun.
>>567604134I dont think it does unless elevation doesnt count
>>567603084Why are russians so agressively gay for baras?
>>567604823Brother Russia has a massive HIV problem figure it out yourself.
I wish brool let you pick a legendary item every game. Suddenly getting 8+ charges on a normal non-charged skill, turning your 180 sec cd ultimate into 20 second cd and having the ability to suicide bomb enemies is fun as fuck.
U is ok paradux?
>>567590615>Can pull anyone out of position while dealing significant damage like 300?>Barrier that she'll probably swap you through does a chunk of damage
>>567601532The massive buffs being... 2 seconds lower carbine cooldown and 5% more wall amp?
paradox but her helmet hourglass thing is replaced by female symbol being penetrated by the male symbol
Realistically speaking, how much time do we have left before Deadlock gets pozzed to death with a billion slop cosmetics? Random crate drops, keys, Steam marketplace tradeniggers boosting prices, people wearing lolwacky shit so that every match has Santa Claus Infernus fighting against Chink Saintess Mina
>>567606621Like two or three more years assuming it enters open beta later this year or early next
thoughts on lightning scroll on infernus?
>>567606621I cant fucking wait to see DL skins getting sold for 100,000+ dollars
>>567606621soon, they are already testing a tf2/dota2 style cosmetic loadout system
what are you supposed to do against fucking victor geist seven at 40+ minuteswe won midboss fucking twice but we couldn't finish because victor was always in a splitpush and needed 3 people to respond and also there was a fucking doorman so we couldn't fucking siege properly without the risk of instantly dying due to how ethical kidnap doorman is
>>567606621>>567607035>Lash's Own Professional Killstreak Manhattan Matted (Factory New) Abrams Shotgunpistol>Kills: 9223>Silvers Killed: 305>Low Health Kills: 3841
>>567606984Imagine if they made it like CS with floats and patterns. The highest float and rarest Mina shoes pattern would sell for a trillion minimum.
>>567607336>not infernuses killed
>>567607336They 100% will add Strange/StatTrak one day, every single hero already has a named gun with stats. Skins and StatTrak are guaranteed
>>567590615>Barrier that she'll probably swap you through does a chunk of damagelaughingdinosaur.jpg
Okay whats with the sudden "paradox is actually S++++ Tier" psyop? Which youtuber said this shit? is this a controlled psyop so gun victor dynamo kelvin and wraith dont get dumpstered?
>>567604823Violently homophobic people often tend to also be extremely repressed homosexuals, it's why their military has so much rape>>567606621One year
I think the first year of deadlock cosmetics are gonna be pretty subduedThen depending on how much the playerbase loves the wacky shit valve wil lean into it more
>>567607806She's not that strong but she isn't bad either.
>>567608017I know that Paradox is nowhere near Holliday or Viscous tier but man people are talking about her like she's Mina or Dynamo
>>567607806The silver derangement syndrome is dying out so they need another distraction from the actual broken op giganiggers
>>567608056>MinaIs Mina strong again? I havent been keeping up with the meta. My last mental update of her was people agreed she was a pain in the ass to lane against but became a shitter ultbot for the rest of the match?
Silver is SSS+ tier OP, you're just not playing her correctly.
>>567557742Spellslinger is essential too
>>567607806>This hero is really strong when played by a handful of people good at her>UHHH WOW SO YOU'RE SAYING SHES SSSS++++
>>567561063she's cute
>>567607826the playerbase is too unemployed for this game to make a ton of money.
My bet:Geist is getting buffed next patch since none of the meta slaves are playing her.Yes she is already braindead, doesn't matter we must make her viable for pro play!
Silver is actually terrible because she only solos 80% of the enemy team on her own after getting unstoppable
>>567608830My best is now that Yoshi's nerfed health globally, this patch he'll nerf damage across the board.
>>567608830Can a pro player make a video about how gun Geist is OP already, every Geist on my team does spirit only and somehow manages to feed their asses off
>>567609319they're gonna buff spirit and bullet resist back to the extra 30% when low HP.maybe give bullet resist an extra few percents so people buy it again.
>>567552050>most plausible mina ship>also the rarest
Bad news, Sinclair got droned in Ukraine
Yamato remodel coming in august!
>>567610006unironically FPV drone Grey Talon build is very fun>nothing but spirit items>max S4 first>eyes always at top of screen looking for low hp niggas>use it constantly
>>567610006
>>567553394>mathWe don't do that in America.
Flying sniper niggas should be removed from the game
All AOE faggots will always be top tier because the game revolves around mid boss and AOE characters are the best there.
I'll find my prey.
>>567610129>>567610006Sinclair when he gets silenced and can't use his Spectral Assistant to get away
>>567610129>Savannah, I need your he-AAACK!
>>567610303For me its Vindicta because the owl is easy to predict and gay talon gun build doesent scale as hard and melt you in seconds come lategame. Both are still lame when half the abilties in the game are aoeslop stuck on the floor.
>>567589871You and Seven Hardcarry.
>>567610618I don't think I've ever seen a cheater/smurf Talon but I always see both for Vindicta
Damn, I am glad Neon Prime is dead
>>567611013i look like this
>>567611013aryan patriot
>>567561708false flag
Do I need to learn paradox now that she is fotm?
>i need to kill 6 random people who may or may not deserve it because uhhhh i lost my purpose in life
>>567612081relatable
>>567607336kino
>>567612081yeah it's fucking stupid. i'm surprised so many people are falling into>LE VALVE HAS DONE IT AGAIN GUISE THIS WRITING IS INCREDIBLE!!!when at least half of the cool shit in the setting is a throwaway line that will never ever get developed (much like in dota), half the heroes lack a proper motivation to do the ritual, the setting is just whatever they feel like adding that week, and you got shit like ivy and rem in the game.Seriously though how the fuck does it make any sense for her to be willing to do this just for a job? Maybe before when you were lead to believe she actually killed people in the mendoza gang but apparently she got rid of all of them without a shred of blood (???????? even the shopkeeper says she bought guns for it??). Hell even ones like Dynamo is stretching it because is this FAT FUCK ROTOUND SALAD DODGING BOOGIE ASS college professor really down to waste strangers down the street just because he wants his old body back? The only way I can see them justifying this is by saying all their souls go back to their bodies once either side wins but why the fuck would either patreon want that?
>>567607826>I think the first year of deadlock cosmetics are gonna be pretty subduedthis is your first valve game isn't it? they'll stop giving a shit as SOON as they let the community make hats (so inmediatedly post launch)
>>567613245Its heavily implied the people who lose the ritual don't actually get killed so its cool
>>567613245>really down to waste strangers down the street just because he wants his old body backYou are projecting how much you value life as if it was a universal thing shared by all people, it is not. People literally get killed over shoes.Its not like the other team is comprised of good people either, they're people willing to kill to get what they want.
>>567613245Dynamo is implied to not be the best guy. He's good buddies with Fairfax after all
>>567611013GIVE US THE BIG IXIAN SINGER YOSHIT
>>567613706speedreaderkun slow down and go back to check what comes after what you quoted. do you really think some liberal fuck physics prof from a highly steemed university who looks like he's spent half his life just reading books is gonna be okay with just grabbing a gun and blasting fools?
Is junglemaxxing really that powerful? I just went up against a haze that had basically 60k in 30 min and didn’t die once
SEVEN GAMES IN A ROW LIKE THIS. ALL LOSSES. ALL 60-70K DOWN.
>>567613693Where is that?
>>567613693why would that be the case, though. why would the enemy patreon allow the people that were just fighting for his direct competitor against theirs to be brought back, let alone let them live? hell, why would the people doing the ritual itself not murder you if you fail like the ritualistic nuts they clearly are?
is deadlock fixed now?
>>567614349it's only getting worse
>>567614146>>567614158there's more but this is the best example i could find right now there's also unused voicelines for losing the ritual that the characters sayhttps://youtu.be/gezNJPUtFYM?t=380
How do you play late game support Rem? At some point I'm just sitting on a bunch of T4s and actives and 20k souls but no actual meaningful impact
>>567614523i don't see how that means killing them won't actually kill them, only that failing the ritual itself isn't a death sentence, which again just seems kinda stupid considering it's a literal death old god cult that you just failed to satisfy
if you die in the ritual you die in real life
>>567614882oh yeah no i didnt mean the opposing team WOULDNT kill them I meant more like when the enemy team loses they aren't you know 'dead' when the victory screen pops up they just lose Drifter definitely has his fun with the losing team and maybe Geist
>>567614849you use your ult to put 5 counterspells on cooldown, put a big, long duration scourge on someone and then just wander around doing a little bit of healing
>>567552556>no ha ha I'm not a one trick I just totally really only want to play one character this momentThis is a load of horseshit.I'm actually a flex player, and I have at least 3 characters I'm happy playing in any given moment. Two characters on max prio is practically my norm if not 3.
>>567552808A lot of characters are similar enough or don't require much specific knowledge. You can easily get 'the vibe' with 10-30 games or something.
>>567615104nta but as someone who's played paige in i think 95 of my last 100 games, all this change has done has made me put doorman up to highest priority instead of second highest, which means i still always get paige because doorman is banned most games and is a popular pick whenever he's not banned.
Why is Yoshi such an asshole? He pushed the update yesterday and less than 5 minutes later he shows up "we might release update this week not sure yet". Bro the update is literally ready you just didn't release it to live.
>>567614349Always has been
>>567592507shut up doorman
>>567553673Venator could use more health, more agile animations or more speed.I'd prefer he just get more health.Possibly higher spirit scaling on his defences, or more than just damage scaling on his trap. Right now its not even worth the 4.8k spike on him. Rapid recharge is the only purple item he's probably ever thinking about. Cause 4.8k investment gets him 4.6 bullet and spirit res.That'd be a more interesting change other than just buffing his health at least.(Bulletres / Spirit res is 9.32% res per 1k souls. And gives health investment. 4.8k purple invest on venator is 1.9 res per 1k souls. Or 2.8 per 1k if you have improved spirit as the t2 item.)Obviously hes a weapon hero and I don't think spirit builds should be anything other than a neat shitpost on him. But picking up a bit of purple not feeling practically worthless would be nice. Right now he gets so little from it.
>play mcfatty>even if I build for turrets, they're just peashooters and get deleted immediatelySo she only has 3 abilities and 1 viable build?
>>567615468This as well, you can easily you can easily have the second high prio be a popular character and then you'll basically never see them.
>>567615782try not placing them in the middle of the lane
Who is trying to convince people paradox is OP to distract from their hero being broken? I bet brain dead Victor niggers.
>>567616389I mean in teamfights. During lane, I either place one behind cover or not place them at all since they can't even help me push properly and end up being free souls for the enemy.
>>567613405why did *this* skin cause so much seethe back in the day?
>>567616536>Who is trying to convince people paradox is OPthis has been occurring non-stop since before NDA got lifted anon
>>567614969>maybe geistDoubt she cares, she'll (presumeably) be released from Oathkeepers bond.
>>567615747pure damage scaling from spirit.
>>567616710they saw tf2 and knew valve was gonna slippery slope their way into killing dota's artstyle as wellthey were 100% right btw
>>567617742Dude imagine how epic it would be if you could give Abrams a cowboy hat when playing with your duo partner(who mains Holliday) wouldn't that be awesome
>>567617885what rules?free game no bitching
>deadslop in 2030
>>567608056Holliday is next up at this rate
>>567618121I cant believe im almost 50 and I still have never had a girl look at me in that way even a single time
>>567618247you will never be a real pizza
we're really not getting that next major update until late august, huh
>>567592058para nade build is genuinely disgusting though
>>567618628only if you're cc'd in a chokepoint
>/d2g/ message every 30 years or sowhy did dotaflop flop (flop two) flop so hard?
>>567618767because deadlock is the superior mobaeven in it's unfinished state
>>567618767because dota 2 DID flop, and all of the players for it on steam chart websites are just valve bots
>>567618548i told you
Is Victor getting a nerf? why the fuck is his revive on a 70 sec cd now?
>>567618767because of the RISE and FALL of Dota 2, anonhave you never watched a jewtube video before???????
>>567618896>make game for people born in the late 80's>surprised when they stop playing as they turn 40
>>567619031yes, not because we complainedbut because the reddittroons in their little diapers are complaining, so valve will answer their "gun victor 2 strong pls nerf" prayers, because they're gonna be the main source of income (the targeted audience) for when valve eventually makes marvel rivals-esque coomer skins
>>567619125
>>567619125does this mean deadlock is 40 years old?oh my god........
>>567619471>silver downplayers downplaying silver since the 80'sLEAVE HER ALONE ALREADY YOU KEKS
>>567619762I've been on team Mina since 1981 and I will die on team Mina you RABID DOG
OK ha ha very funny icefrog.Good april fools joke making the meta shittier every single patch.Can we uh, have a real balance patch now? Haha. Please?
>>567618069
>>567618000I really hope they'll be a lot stricter with community items in deadlock instead of allowing chinks and rusnigs to vote for whatever slop the chinks and rusnigs squirt out.
>>567619947Absolutely wild that Valve didn't even restrict this to Halloween till people complained. They really don't care at all.
>>567619929the old gods, new blood update didn't release in april, anon.
>>567617742I completely agree.>>567618000Oracle and Lich?
>>567619929The troll patch was released in March though. Old Gods patch was alright.
>>567620159You will get workshop voting and you'll be happy. Valve Add This Please! And Give me one !
>>567620159you fucking know they won't cmon nowdeadlock will become chinese particle slop within a year of the workshop opening up>>567620390yeah it's them
(You) and your duo can do well but there will always be some shitter in a different lane who won't be happy until they have died at least 10 times and made the game uncarryable
Spongeboy me bob summon me and I will grant you the boating license you desire agagagagaga
I just can't make abrams work. I do fine in phantom with most heroes but I've deranked to oracle with this shitstain hero and still can't make him work. It feels like an insane amount of effort to do what other heroes do with few abilities.I wish my pride just let me quit spamming this until I learn it.
>>567620837get majestic leap
>>567620732Just report these niggers for griefing.
>>567620837buy more greens and resistsif no one else on your team deals any damage just accept its over
>>567620732>infernigger>lashniggeryou deserved to lose
Say something nice about my son
>>567621297he cute and I love him :)
>>567621297Die 'ye furry bastard.
>Silver and Mcginnis screaming at each other in lane blaming the other for fucking upWelp this is a good start to the gameWe won, holy fuck ginnis is retarded. Just saw her melt the entire enemy team in midboss, turned them into a ixian war crime.
you should be able to solve this
Is it just me or is the haze slow from getting 20 fixation stacks really inconsistent? I keep getting hit by the slow while the stack count shows 15 or less.
>>567621689Where is the 0 option? Guess 1 will have to do...
>>567621689I hit 1 for everything
>>567621297He has a disproportionately large cock that, when erect, swells up through his fur to become multiple times larger than it normally is. It has a broad blunt tip and a flared knot at its base. Perfectly designed to take advantage of the maternal instincts of female heroes who let their guard down around him by inseminating her in her sleep with his thick, gooey, smelly beastshota cum.
>>567620837He's just dogshit right now but he won't get buffs because in "proplay" abrams is strong due to the fact he has an actual team that does everything for him whilst he just plays a stunbot with a high health pool.
>>567622005ever since haze adopted rem shes been waking up with sticky thighs and she cant understand why
>>567622273The same thing happened to Celeste and Paige when they stayed over at her house on a girl's night. Probably just some reaction to the environment, right?
"They do lots of things!" He said gleefully, as one of the little helpers smuggled plastic explosives into the OSIC's headquarters
What are the lil helpers anyway?
>>567594641Yeah I really have no idea why everyone else loses rank when someone on your team leaves. It should only be the person who leaves that loses rank.But then again Deadlock's balance and matchmaking are about as bad as Dota 2's which makes perfect sense.
>>567622487>Little Helpers travel to China>Three Gorges Dam mysteriously collapses>Millions of chinksects drown in the following hours>Millions more die in the following months due to famine>Pro-democracy revolutions against the CCP become widespread and Chna enters another warlord era>Battle of Ping Ping Pong, 6 million chinks dead, 1 million cannibalism cases, etc>UN humanitarian intervention, Peking and Shanghai obliterated in the aftermathTHANK YOU!
>>567622672
>>567600946You can't balance a character whose entire gimmick is being obnoxious to play against and requiring zero skill to play. It's the same problem Graves has where they will either be completely overpowered or completely unplayable, and the game is in a far better state when characters like Victor and Graves are unplayable.It also doesn't help that objectives in this game are all made out of paper and can be solo killed by literally anyone, Victor just gets to try to solo an objective twice which is why he's so lame.
>>567622672see>>567622005>>567622273>>567622447for the 9 months after rem sleeps with a female hero, in her dreams her belly keeps getting bigger, and then 9 months later she has a traumatic dream where she gives birth to something bloblike and blueshe wakes up and its just a dream and feels relieved. rem gets another little helper
>>567622732If someone abandons they should lose the combined mmr/elo the rest of the team would've lost.
"GUYS ITS FINE I HAVE EGG I POP AT 30M WE CAN TURN THIS AROUND"while we're 60k behindyep. so glad our main dps character intentionally nerfed their own dps so they could have an egg they never bothered popping.
>>567620326>>567620535The joke is not rolling everything back after it proved to be dogshit
>>567622732>Yeah I really have no idea why everyone else loses rank when someone on your team leaves.>play with friends>match going awry>one friend leaves>our MMR is spared>next time someone else in the group does it so we maintain our MMR
>>567622970I play with egg as a handicap
>>567622821>drifter watching in horror as the shredded pieces of Rem start regenerating, each growing into its own Rem>"We do lots of things!" The six Rems all say in unison
Rems winrate would jump by at least 5% if he couldn't put remlings on sinners
>>567623086Just make it not work that way if you're in a party, it's really not that complex. If you're in a party and someone leaves, your entire party takes the penalty.>>567622969Now that would be funny.
>>567623243
>>567562642I will bleach her with my white cock and then afterwards she can black me with her tight pussy
>>567622672>Rem, no! You're in the blast radius! Get out of there!!>Chirp chirp fuck the OSIC>Go get'em champ!
>>567578263She looks like a corpse with that skin tone
>>567578263celeste mains all look like this irl btw
>>567578263>reddit link>need to login to viewKill yourself.
>>567552275>butwhy not "and"? I'm onto you.
>>567623864>7, in theology, is very closely tied to God and heavenly power.And guess what Seven's main goal is? To achieve Apotheosis.Or it's just because he's called Seven because it's one of the numbers on his nameplate.4279 in some sort of weird ass Japanese Gorowase way translates to "Shininaku" and means "Unkillable"Seven didn't die when they put him on the electric chair, presumably due to whatever epiphany or forbidden knowledge he had obtained when researching the Astral Gates.besides allat though it's just speculation
>>567622782>reddit
>lose 7 games in a row with niggers feeding>win 2 normal games>back to losing 3 in a row with turbo feeders
>>567613956You seem upset
I know Infernus is a nigger hero but playing him purple is so fucking fun>Cooldown>Rapid Recharge>Run everywhere>Run to do everything>Run to clear waves>Run to farm jungle>Run to teamfights>Run to escape ganks>Run run run run runZoom zoom vroom vroom :3
>>567626446I'm glad that his flame dash got nerfed in the end thoughone of the good things that came out from that horrid balance patchbecause this shit is just braindead, truly. at least victor has to press W to get to you, infernus just presses one button, and the game moves him forward for you
signs you lost the game i'll start>tankbuster is bought by an ally
>>567627139eeeeeexcept if they're mina or lash
>>567627139>any of the following on your team: silver, paradox, holliday, talon
>>567627294>silver>talonHELLOO SAAAARRRRRRRRRRI AM NOT falling for your jeetpsyop shit SAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>567627139yes, because one teammate buying tankbuster is gonna affect the entire tempo of the match
I don't play this game, but my little brother is in the other room shouting fuck, being angry, hitting his deck, and he see he's playing Deadlock on Steam.I get it. Team based games bring that out in you. Do you get mad playing this game?
>>567627764>>567614849I laugh everytime with these
hitting his desk*, not a steam deck
>>567628174on the chans I usually blurt out all my autistic shit on this site as an outlet for some of the dumb thoughts, ego, and aggression I have from time to timea couple of days ago I literally called some european 18 year old "nigger" over them constantly saying "ggs" in this annoying ass accent anytime the enemy made progress on us.usually when I just call someone a nigger, it's on one of the boards and never surfaces into reality or my normal speaking habitsit's kind of scary how much this game can get to you
i thought silver was ummm bad?
>>567628582Per capita man strikes again
>>567626573>at least victor has to press W to get to you, infernus just presses one button>at least victor has to press [one button] to get to you, infernus just presses [W]I get the point you're trying to make but holy fuck man
is there a mod that makes graves fat as fuck to reflect her slow speed?Im talkin triple chin here
>>567628174I verbally call every dynamo a nigger when I get matched with one.
whats the deal with metro?
>>567606621If I get micro bikini Ivy it's a small price to pay
>>567600217>>567600217>>567600548What the fuck is this retarded "pilot" terminology. You're PLAYING a character in a videogame not driving a fucking mecha.>>567602128>will tout her as a match dominating mistress.Not even remotely true. Even a god-tier Paradox gets shut down instantly if she's outnumbered even 2v1. Can absolutely enhance if her team knows whats going on but a Paradox is never making or breaking a match
>>567628842He's a nigger
>>567628830Meant to say "hold" instead of "press" aeeeeee
>>567628582the lycanthropic urge to respond to general statistics with an anecdotal observation
>>567628415>>567628839makes perfect sense to me. I'm no saint, I used to get angry playing LoL
>>567628924Im still waiting on Mayternity Ivy
>>567628174Never, although i also play street brool exclusively instead of suffering in normal games. I see some fuming people there though and they are almost always gun heroes.
>>567629124based as fuck
>>567629159is "Abrams" a gun hero? that's what it says he's playing in the friends list activity
>>567628842He's this game's version of Leffen from Melee where he's so undoubtedly a gigantic asshole, but never gets called out for it by a larger audience because the game is stuck in some inevitable memory-hole purgatory between the mainstream and extremely niche, or because no one cares since he's "the best of the best."But at least Leffen had some actual SonicFox gaming talent. Metro just one-tricks Warden and prays Yoshi never nerfs the fuck.
I decided to stop fucking around with high damage builds and now run a bruiser build with double armors, inhibitor, and lifesteal and now I literally never die. How is this combo supposed to be fun or fair to fight against? 1000 DPS gets cut down to the 400s, and between bullet resist on armor/berserker/inhibitor/vampiric, you can't even shred it to any effective degree and even buying AP rounds does nothingThis game almost has too may counter items. If you can counter everything this hard then nothing is fun
>0/5 gun mina complaining that i'm 0/1>ive solo killed two enemy walkersplease tell me it gets better after phantom
>>567628935Well if you're the type of person when playing a video game to shoot bullets sideways at a target, it's not exactly the digital gun's fault is it?
>>567628842He's a boosted shitter. Before he got into this game he used to be an overwatch lolcow where he bragged about being top 500 but was actually hardstuck diamond one tricking S76.
>>567629396Abrams is at his best when he's a hybrid, and not meele'ing constantly
>>567629396I think you should just cut off the internet if your brother is genuinely tilting while playing Abrams. That is just embarassing.
>>567629664it doesn't
>>567629664I wish I could
>>567629829he's probably getting parried to hell and back, and then getting mad as fuck when he inevitably gets parried after melee'ing someone for the nth time
>>567629437leffen was at least good at smash, metro is a boosted shitter
10 year pro Deadlock player here. I just learned today you can stop heavy meleeing after dying to being parried for the 4th time.
joechuck > metro
>>567630165literally anyone else in Eternus > metro
>>567630161>you can become a deadlock pro at 10 years oldwtf literal kiddie game...
>>567628842Gigantic faggot lolcow, he's an asshole who's entire ego is dependent on his skill ingame, yet he's bad at the game, this would be fine if he played casually but that faggot plays for at least 6 hours a day while going on hour long rants in-between matches, it's deranged, also the sad sack of shit plays OP characters like wraith&warden while crying about graves because his ego can't handle the explanation that he's bad, so every match he's crying about his team about yoshi or about the balance(again, playing wraith against a fucking graves on a smurf account he should've dominated if he had two braincells to rub together). I'm pretty sure he also doesn't play in nightshift competitively because he knows he would get gaped by actual pros who are 30% less deranged them him, way calmer(not a high par to clear desu) and actually good at the game instead of being lolcows. Also he's a mouth breather who makes weird faces like pick related, just watch lighting scroll's videos on him or the the andrewchicken video where he cortisol diffed him
>>567630165unironically, because the kidnapper doorman playstyle is much harder than the "bellman" or "ultman" playstyleit's a degenerate playstyle? sure? annoying as fuck? extremely. But I will at least give doorman players the benefit of the doubt by saying that the playstyle is only effective when you're actually good at positioning, and baiting your opponnents into a cartalthough it stops becoming impressive when you just vortex web them into cart
>>567630318>he's crying about his team about yoshi or about the balanceso he's just the physical incarnation of /dlg/
>>567630419While vortex web is less impressive, I'd say you need to do it at eternus level to keep being viable, at least at high level
>>567630165They're polar opposites, one is an anger baiter, the other is a permanently angry person
>>567629829>>567629885>>567630161>*Heavy melees you*>*Heavy melees you*>*Heavy melees you, whiffs*>*Heavy melees you, gets parried*>WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID HE MANAGE TO PARRY THAT THIS GUY IS CHEATING>"Nice parry bro">*Heavy melees you*>*Heavy melees you, gets parried again*>YUP YUP YUP ANOTHER CHEATER IN MY GAME NICE FUCKING ANTICHEAT VALVE *smashes both fists into desk in frustration*
>>567630496The closest thing to metro's infinite whining here is silverfag, but even they are slightly tolerable. I genuinely don't know how anyone watches that faggot unironically.
Parryschizo creating more strawmen to attack as he knows he can't defend parries.
>>567630752yeah I just don't get it eithereven if deathy and some other eternus players like to gatekeep good info from newbies, at least deathy has a tolerable personalityI've seen 9 year olds act better than metro
>>567630318>because he knows he would get gaped by actual prosI thought he got banned because he's a walking gamer moment
unc seeing 9 year olds :skull: :skull: :skull:
When are we getting another OSIC glowie playable character?
the impact that tiktok, instagram, and discord culture has had on this thread for the past few months is nightmarish
>>567631258we need more baxter ballsacks
>>567631284don't forget the redditsecondaries that shit up this thread too
>>567631648
>>567626220>up to 5 in a rowmy accounts literally just flagged to force losses on. no one can convince me otherwise. it's hilarious how every single win I have is a normal ass game where I have to play to win and then EVERY SINGLE LOSS WITHOUT FAIL is just '3 niggers fed hard and keep forcing fights so now you have to play 3v6 from 60k down, just run urn bro!!!'
>dropped from phantom 5 to phantom 2 playing with shitter friends>game starts putting me in oracle lobbies>oracle lobbies consist of 2-3 enemy smurfs that know how to do everything perfectly while my team is literal nose pickers that go 0/7/2 in 12 minutes.>simple plays like mid boss contesting, urn runs, or getting a side lane kill on a split pusher people dont even budge a muscle>drop to oracle 5this rank is such a cesspool id rather be in archon at this point
>>567630793why would the parryschizo defend parries when he has a daily meltdown about how op they are?
