Previous: >>567605527>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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Digitan LOVE
debuff can't hurt youjust be motivated bwos
>>567623087What went so wrongIs WITGOD really superior than @VF?
Stego cute but I think she'd want actual coffee and not that shitty canned kind.
>>567623278>immune to debuffsI see why that stupid skill is meta now. That kills summer goldship and I'm not rolling for her anymore.
Guys, can you tell me if Charles@VictoriaFrontier won his first Taurus Platinum? I remember he lost the first time around, it would be a shame if he got absolutely no Taurus Platinum achievem...ACK! ohnonono hahahaHAHA
>>567623087>Staygoldtranny actually making threads now too Surely you fags will get mad like you did with ntrfag right
>>567623414Ya know what, I'll take having Taurus Gold than not having it a win.
>>567623470.......meh
>>567623278>LoH random victory skill that lasts for 5 races
I got 3 phone calls today and all of them were garbage
Neo Cutey
My Golden beauties.
Rare Brick (835612678) has one spot for an anon who needs a comfy A+ club>25mil monthly>medium shoes>stickers in chatReply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/
>>567623682Post your number and I'll give you a call. We can talk about uma musume
>>567623682danchou... I'll farm 1m fans to brighten your day
>>567623816gay
>>567623740I'm missing Nakayama's base outfit too and it's going to take another 2 months to get it...
>>567623295>Honest employed Jap VS NEET chink loserYea no shit
Some of you guys are okay, don't bring fronts to Gemini cup
Umawife~, Umawife~, Umawahey!
>>567623789>recruiting after the 15thwhy..?
>>567624045How do you get keen eye on her too?
>>567623816nyo>>567623843I'm not the autis/uma/ danchou... you just made my day worse. I can't believe people here confuse him for me...
>>567624129we're 29/30 :(
>>567624134You don't, but she fucks over opponents fronts before Angling/Pasa triggers
>>567624045don't worry fren, you'll get three of these in return.
>>567624045>decrease acceleration>after both TTL and GW have already endedlmfao
>>567624198Recruiting after the 15th makes you look desperate and it gives me the ick. I'm a flatliner and even I blacklisted your club because of this
>>567624045>accumulatetime>=3 wouldn't this go off too late for it to matter
>>567623789>25mil monthly
so likewhy is Front meta in Legend of Heroes?what's so special about it?
no more cm guides its over
I've started subconciously replacing amazing with umazing when I read it
>>567624373in cm as long as one of your umas is first, the final placing of the other 2 doesnt matter. In LoH placing of all your umas matter, so the most consistent strategy (front) is meta.
>>567624410rape is bad
>>567624373It's basically TT where highest scorer wins and front gold skills are comparatively cheaper than others. (Concentration, TTL and golden prudent)
>>567624430ZAMN she's OUT IN ONE MONTH?
>>567624373You want all your umas to finish in a good place for maximum points and Fronts are the most consistent. There's also more than 9 umas in each race so backliners risk getting blocked more
>>567623953You better unlock all the casual outfits too
where my futa stay gold art?
>>567624347>>567624335These anons are correct, I was wrong*Ahem*Some of you guys are alright, don't bring paces, lates or ends to Gemini cup
>>567624417when you see your always depressed and insecure torena acting all normal in front of someone else
>>567624346>I'm a flatlinerlol
https://files.catbox.moe/x7inw0.png
>>567624159I'm glad I made your day worse, then
>>567624561The only ones I'm missing are Meno's and Luck's. Next bond up event I'm definitely getting them done.
>>567624653who is this supposed to be, Suzuka?
>>567624159As danchou, I make you honorary danchou
>>567624653
>>567624659post more doto tits
why Doto is so fucking built for breeding?
>>5676245932 fronts 1 end is THE meta tho
>>567624659I want to fuck this evil uma
>>567624581>image search>find https://x.com/specbluy/status/2049275166732034389>same filename: HHB7NTjWEAAlea6.png>Account based in: Ecuadorwhy are you following a third-worlder naughty boy
>>567623789>>567624198shilling your club on the poll is another low
>>567624705>>567623953Stop stealing screenshots
>>567624859the real horse wanted to fuck a lot
>>567624897nah I think it's funny
>>567624705It’s gonna be a long 2 years… good luck.
sloptuber statuses?
>>567624897Autis/uma/ also did that on a poal a while backSpeaking of which, we are 29/30 right now as wellApply with /uma/ in your profile to join
>>567623789Shouldn't have changed your name to le fishe
>>567624893autism
>>567624893that's kinda creepy bwo
>>567624381what happened to rednu and moomoo
>you bought grilled carrots when everyone is already orangeHOW DO I KEEP FUCKING UP LIKE THIS
>>567624913>wanted (past tense)dotobros... is this true? Did the cock stop working?
>>567625025why didn't he run end digitan? is he stupid?
>>567625151it's not hard to do a quick check with your trainings
>>567625157bwo... did they not tell you what they do to retired breeders....
>>567625138cow man got slaughtered
>>567625157It's far worse. They took his balls...
>>567625157Anon, Doto was gelded like 20 years ago. It's part of the reason he's so calm and chill.
uuh so should I pull for Inari?I like her shortstack cow tits
Kitasan Black: Born to run, Forced to breed
>>567624817That's Vegeta's technique!
>>567625025It's a bloodbath
Is there an uma(male) that still has their balls past the age of 10?
>>567625280they really need to stop making guides and leave it to the japanese autism
>>567625349but she isn't kneeling
>>567625195While true, it is kinda bullshit that the game can't just TELL you there's no point in buying it, at least like give an indication of what the friendship status is pre-purchase. They do it pre-usage after all.
>>567625157they stole his balls and him and taiki shuttle became gay lovers
"Auto parents now fail less races!"why the fuck do auto parents fail races, its a fucking 20 dollar pass
>>567625338You are allowed to pull for characters you like once in a while if it doesn't brick your pull plans. I'd pull if I didn't blow carats on Furawa and Seiun Sky.
>>567625025HOLY TICKEZO SOVL
>>567625157the balls bro... they are gone... like fries in wind...
>>567625505kusoge
>>567624904>>567624973Shouldn't be 2 years. Next one should be half anni the latest which is what, 2 and half months from now?
>>567625439I always save at least one carrot just to check for that reason
>>567625515I pulled for cheerleader Nature and Palmer and got both in few pullsI feel like my luck might have runned dry by now
hehI guess you don't have any balls, /uma/
>>567625138Rednu stopped pretending to like uma
so since I won platthis means that I am better than cow man, and vfag, and on par with seriru. You may all kneel.
>>567625515>You are allowed to pull for characters you like once in a while>You are allowed to WHO'S GONNA STOP ME, THE FUCKING GACHA POLICE?
>>567625634RAPE FINE MOTION POSTERS NOWWWWWW
>>567625025win
>>567625439It's because some Support cards have special buffs when they reach max bond so levelling bond after orange is still important. I do agree there should be a convenient way to check bond levels.
I wish I could've gotten Opera or Doto when I pulled for them it pisses me off I missed new years Ope and Doto halloween alt outfit suck
The GOAT Maruzensky card is upon us and you guys are wasting carats WTF
>>567625671only if you have the star
>>567625850But I use maruzensky....
>>567625505Probably not related but it has a free/f2p version too
>>567625843I have both. I haven’t done their career once because they are shit, and MANT has no career events so I don’t care
The only uma CC I recognize is witgod, guy does it for the love of the game and doesn't shill any subs/coaching/paid content.
>>567625850what's the point of playing this game if not for enjoying my mares?
>>567625808Based /uma/tuber
>>567625850nah I will be hoarding for a long time
>>567625967I'll allow it this time because everyone loves Curren
>>567625734OH NOYOU'RE GONNA BRICK YOURSELF AND FAIL AT WINNING CMS...like the paypigs who get all the meta cards
>>567626047>pulling for the worst Mejirolmao
>>567625905it just feels like a pointless feature if it has a chance to fail because really parents made in Onsen don't have any chance to fail or even lose stats
>>567625850I'd rather punch my balls than train fr*nts
>become important at work >half the time I’m shitposting here or playing uma musume
>>567624731sweepy>how can you tellbraid
>>567626118as long as you stay in middle range of powerlevels you don't entirely forfeit your plats while umarolling. Just get your human rights cards
>>567626047Wait Ramonu wit comes with Maruzen speed? And then CB wit comes creek stam, damn
>>567626118>Spend $20k to MLB meta cards like R*****>UG lost to S+I'd probably delete my account after that
is seeking the pearl the ugliest uma ever?
>>567625960Monetizing. Running ads.
>>567626275No, you're just gay.
>>567625618You WILL go to 200 if you roll for Inari. It's up to you to decide if it's worth it. Roll responsibly.
>>567626275everyone is saying this
wahey
>>567625734If you don’t have 100k carats saved for GL you are BRICKING yourself
>>567626307Have you seen JP wages? Let witgod hustle so he can buy more protein powder
>>567626275No, she's just old and Ryan just has a bad hairstyle. NTR is ugly.
>>567626231Great value pulls, just like the future Almond Eye card being paired with better banners or group banners
>>567626307Nta but one, it's cute. Two, use an adblock retard.
>>567625025based witgod
>>567626307
>>567626396JP minimum wage is like 5x SEA minimum wage
I almost forgot to take creatine today... it's all CM's fault
>>5676264582/13 CMs is not a good winrate
>>567626275>trout lips>huge face>"""beauty""" spot>boomeryep she's a prime uggo
I'm pulling for Inari and Machan because I like their fat titsI'm pulling for Shinko Windy because I like her fat assdon't give a fuck about meta, only care about cute fuckable umassimple as
>>567626458has he revealed his full wins yet? or has some schizo at least been tracking his displayed titles to assemble that data?
>>567626583Yet you post the ugliest piece of shit Uma in the game
>>567623630My wife!
>>567626658But that's not BBB
>>567626307Where has he actually said this?
>>567624381I wonder if he unironically think that players will get weaker if he stop making guides because that's delusional
>>567625960I prefer this guyhttps://youtu.be/CJsqxJvCMe4?si=bkI866CDCRcoORVQhis gimmick is that he made an account in january 2026 which is long after all the good banners so you see him kinda suffer and cope without Kitasan Black
>>567626658Stego is sexo fuck you
>>567626658no one has posted NTR yet
>>567626583I hate ai slop so much they ruin her beautiful eyes.
I'm making a quesadilla
>>567626691>>567626813>>567626834I forgot this thread is filled with literal homosexual who would want to fuck boys.
>>567626168Maru isn't just a front card any more than Kita is
>>567626528I do not care for sea I only abide by the American silver dollar
drawing futa umas because there's no good trainer representation
It's time to face the fact that I can't train CM winners anymore. How does a washed up trainer handle his new life? Should I just vibe train? Ignore track conditions?
Guys, what was that porno doujin with (not) El condor pasa? She had the lower half of an horse and I can't find it anymore
>>567625157All studs get snipped when they retire. Flash lost his too a few months ago. It makes them more calm and prevents unlawful mounting
>>567626897You really need to deal with the fact that nobody likes Topro because of you, VThis is unhealthy
>>567623295Seriru doesn't flaunt things, unlike VF, who was openly mocking players with his 'completely relatable' MANT deck, boasting that MANT is his highest ranked scenario and that it's his favorite. So even if Seriru loses, there's really nothing to mock him about.
>>567627029Settle for being a demon lord in group B clubbing seals who thought they'd get a break in round 2
>>567625338I like her too, but her skill skit is somewhat mid. Im saving for festival shortstack, maybe the 1488 midget will spook me too
>>567627084If you started MANT with less than 3 SSRs you're too new to give a shit about graded leauge
>>567627029stop trying so hard and join the shitter matchmaking tierthe high variance due to weaker builds means that there is always a chance for you to luck into a win
>>567627029*rapes you*
i like Topro her forehead is a perfect cumming spot
>>567625025Henry Handsome, the carat calc guy, but made the vod members only
what does /uma/ thinks of my cute wife?
>>567627029just build your oshis and have fun in group b of reaching group a finals bwono your oshi is not taishin, smaru or vbourbon
>>567626897You have an obsession with projecting your homosexuality
someone post Curren's wedding alt animation, why did they let in a succubus on Tracen school grounds.
>>567626889can i see
>>567627229That henry guy gives a bad name to jewish people
>>567627234One of the funniest umas in the game
>>567627301I already ate half of it I'm not gonna take a picture of half eaten food...
>>567627284>>567626583This is literally a boy in a bikini you fag
>oh yeah, Red Desire is on uma reader let's check out her career>gets some cute events with Vodka>goes to dubai and wins Al Maktoum G2>visits that field of flowers that other uma have in their careers(which is apperently some place that all Sundayman spawns share?)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yeah I will be rolling in 4(?) years
>>567627234Why is Opera unusable. Same thing with Teio. They are fairly popular
>>567627173You say that but the one that defeated him had a deck like this
>>567626995put the fries in the bag Pedro
IT'S A NEW DAY!!!!!!!TTODAY WILL BE THE DAY YOUR ACE WILL BE DONE!!!! ALL LUCK FOR YOU!!!!
>>567627173>windy>two 10rb wit SRs>kita>finemo borrow>+5 rb extra cardyou don't need much in terms of cards to get good results in MANT, less alone 3 SSRs
>>567627414AROUND MARES WATCH YOURSELVES
>>567627234That boy is a chubby chaser that goes after doto-san solely because she has the soul and demeanor of a fat lady. Don't tell Doto she will stare at you and not understand what you meant
>>567627447AHAHAHAAHAHA CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>567627447F2PGOD
>>567627447based honest player
>>567627234I think you should stop posting slop
>>567627493Wow, a S+ deck!
>>567627414The saintess...
>random Taishin mood downSTOP IT
>>567627447>deck is worse than mineHoly shit I'm actually kneeling
>>567625025Great White Hope, Zelarinth lost
Guts Builds Have like 0 Skills man what the fuck
>>567627447TowersGOD, I kneel
>turf S mile S>whiff speed capAIIIEEEEEE
>>567627447>not even a FineMo owner>just 3 SR with good race bonus
Feesh
>>567627654I've won 2 MANT CMs with S+SS and SS+ niggas don't guarantee their wins either
>>567623295WHY COULDN'T MY DIGITAN AND GOLSHI DO THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>567627701let me guess, front runner main.
>>567627770
>>567627664
>>567627749Its fiineits goooddo you have the skills you need
>>567627821He played front, runaway, bourbon, fujin, but I wouldn't say he mains it. he's like the only hard meta player I know that streams. He always goes for what he thinks is the best he can stand training
why do umas like fish so much
>>567626654He doesn't display his titles I think. They will all be doxxed soon anyway
>>567627173>>567627447Goddamn instantly proven wrong
>>567627932Mayano thats a tuna
all metafags are misserable chuds
>>567627447bakushinGAWDS
why are we laughing at a random tuber again?
>>567627908Yes actually, NTR and Neicha finished their chains and Bamboo didn’t Agemasen for once
>>567627798>>567627654the only real difference between S+ and SS is 300 wit, and then fast learner (often for skills that aren't useful) for SS+
these are the flatties I collected via daily legend
>>567628024If you use meta and lost, you’re a fraud If you oshi gamed and lost, it’s okay because you were using your Medium G oshi to try and win
>>567628126I'm still 130 days away of my Opera...
Since when did CM become about winning the completely RNG finals and not about getting 90% Solo ace WR?Yknow, the actual game?
>>567627908>>567628107Strong!
>>567628190No one brushes their tail like this
>>567627447I find myself throwing in the Bakushin SR too when I don't know what to slot in. The early +30 speed and THH on the second event feels too good.
>>567628190I brush my tail like this
>>567627701kwab
>>567628367Cafe looks really sus here
>>567628393Who do you know that has a tail to brush?
>>5676283722 recoveries?
>>567628372>lateNot planning to trigger her ult?
>>567628372isnt 850 wit too low (im only asking cause my best taishinling is also 850 wit)
>>567628521From acupuncturistWent for winning, just because>>567628548I will do my bestThe low wit helps>>567628549Probably fine
>>567628372>lateYou want to play her as an end
>>567628549Its alrighti think from 800 to 1200 the paceup mode chance only goes up by a few percentage points
>>567628486Dancho
>>567627849
>>567628096his loss is pretty much coming from the "heh my UG's gonna dab on you, plat's in the bag" type of deal, as there was 0 strat to this, just brute forcing your way to A finals.
>>567628096Buy an ad
>>567629013Impregnating all three
>>567628450I wish I had a tail
Rolling for today's fap.1 = Ardan2 = Taiki3 = Creek4 = Gentil5 = Flash6 = Transcend7 = Dantsu8 = Satono Diamong9 = Daiwa Scarlet0 = No fap, I lose human rights and Tazuna sells me to the highest bidder at Tracen.
holy shit 30 carats box
>>567629145UmamusuMpreg
>>567628898
burying my face into dober's surprisingly nice smelling umanko like a hog searching for truffles
>save the umas I went up against in the Finals as practice partners>6/6 wins so far
>>567627447F2PBros we always have a chance
>>567629305
Mambo!
Is Keen Eye or Battle Formation better?
>>567629450you've already given them a plat title, are you trying to give them another one?
>>567629538my 6 wins and 5 plat agrees
>>567629450the salty run back. the classic.
>>567629586Keen Eye
>>567629450Is this a reverse cuckoldry fetish?
>>567629572Mambo!
smells fishy
>>567629450the Derby is won by the luckiest uma, after all
>new missions>required G2 overlaps with TSSfuck off
Fishe?
>>567629636>>567629610>>567629703>>567629809No I won the CM, I just thought their umas were stronger than mine and I was happy to have gotten a lucky win. But it turns out the odds were always in my favor.Lost the 7th race to a 27% winrate Golshi
>get an average of 60% wins>hopeful>get into a room where all my umas end up 7,8 and 9O-Oh...This... Feels worse than I thought
>>567629956This is like having a beautiful wife with whom you have a healthy and enjoyable sex life, then letting a loser fuck her to see if they could ever manage to make her cum
>>567629968You're me
>>567627447The funnier thing is that the guy isn't even using affinitymaxxed MANT Parents, even his borrow isn't a MANT parent. He probably doesn't even know about Chrono parents and still won.
>>567629849just run tiara
>>567630170Tenno Sho Spring is senior year, doesn't matter if you pick crown or tiara
I cleated Laisu.
>>567629956Whats the predicted win rate on hakuraku for your races? Keep in mind it could be just a bit different.
Ogurin ripping ass
>>567629450you know they can see you spamming those runs rightthey can see your seethe
>>567629948Cute Journey.
>>567630270I don't have Haku, one guy had a Dominator Grass which can't work in practice rooms, but I won by multiple lengths most races so I don't think it would have mattered a lot
>>567624410
>>56762996860% win = 40% loseever think of it that way?
>>567630427unfortunately he won so it's not as funny
>>567626658got a problem with uma DILFs pal?
>>567627447VFbros what's our excuse this time? Solo front?
>>567630578yeah i just saw the rest of the chaindisappointing...
>>567623295>Protochink with a huge ego that flaunts his winrate (credential waving, peak eastoid behavior) and makes videos as a job>ESL Japanese accountantmakes you think
>>567627447I thought he stopped playing for a while or something
>>567630578It's like punching down the loser, which is based
>>567629013who the fuck is kitaZan
>>567630240It's your civic duty to cleat her. Good job.
So if I'm running Nishino Flower, do I want Plancha or Mummy for her second accel?And is 1 Pace 2 Ends better than 2 Pace 1 End?
I won B graded
>>567630971MummyAnd 2 Ends is better if you have CB to build them
>>567623295>>567627447That makes it 0/3 MANT CM win. CM during the scenario he was boasting that he had absolute confidence with.To make things worse it's not even XOguri that kept beating his ass during CMs.
>>567631083>0%fuku is a jobber...
NOOOOOO STOP MAKING SHIT MISSIONSI DON'T WANT TO WASTE A RUNFUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK FUCK YOU I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPRINTSLOP
>>567630971I'll rather take a velocity skill than accel with Nishino. Her unique is useless if you don't pair it with a velocity.
>>567631173Next CM will be better! She can do it!
danchud, you better cull the weak at the end of this month or i'm going to post the discord logs.
maya pls
>>567631083Nice job, guessing your Oguri won and that's why she has a heart? You multiple 0% winrate Fukus are pretty funny though I won't lie
I wish I could be Mejiro McQueen and birth the next generation of Mejiro with my trainer
>>5676309711 pace 2 ends
Taishin is pretty cute
>>567631378Yeah Ogurin was my left over trainee from the last CM. She got me plat there.
>>567631130I have CB. I'm torn because I've witnessed how good daring strike is, but I also have Chiyono O so I'm tempted to run both of them. >>567631216Please explain further.
Are welfares just a free source of rainbow cleat income from now on? Is there ever going to be another one that’s worth levelling?
>>567631478meta umas are also the cutest this time
>>567623087There's 3 uma threads on /vg/.Why dont you stay on /vm/ where there is already a thread that lasts longer because the rest of the board is slow?
>>567631478cute boydaughter
>>567631573I'd say single Pace double End is good then. You either get lucky Pace if there are no Fronts or there are at least 2 Fronts and you can get 3rd-4th for your accels.If there's 4+ Fronts and your Pace get cucked out of accel uniques your End Closers can win anyway
How do I decide which is better between the two for next CM? This is all I could muster up with the lack of motivation for trackblazer
>>567631801If you are retarded and desperate yes.
>>567631801+0.10% TT bonus is more valuable than rainbow cleats
>>567631412YWNBMQ
>>567632046https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>567632046I'll take the one on the left.You can try them in rooms.
>>567631943Because I don't care about your dead general getting pushed to page 10
>>5676319432 different versions of a game can have 2 different threadsone thread is an old thread that is waiting to fall off page 10
>>567631412This anon is already McQueen, they just don’t know it yet
Last Thread
>>567631943/bag/ and /xvig/ are also other generals that can get upto 3 threads why complain to us bwo
>>567631943it's a free country
>>567631943The /vm/ thread is made by and for refugees from /v/ who kept getting vaporized by jannies.
>>567632374FALCO WIFE
>>567631943
>>567632541Yay!
>>567632198That's not even accurate for Stamina calculations., bwo... The only way to truly know is to run races and have hakuraku analyze them.
Was there a Calstone rabi?
>>567632374>unironically smell winning
I watched VF's finals for yousolo front room so Seiun is dead out of gatespeCHUD did nothingGrass got brake checked by the S+ Digitanhe got fucked real good
>>567632401does /uma/ even move fast enough to have 2 legitimate page 10 threads anymore?
>ruins your summer plans
>>567630554Yeah I can accept that but from top 3 to last 3 it made me wonder what I did wrong other than not being a whale in a lobby full of Ugs
>>567632674
>>567627173>>567627447This snorty chink should give up, his tiny chink dick cant even compete after spending over $10k against a f2p deck.
>>567632374I love how consistently rape is close to the center
>>567632736Noppers. Even CM doesn't make us that fast anymore
>>567632674yeahhttps://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>567632654is something happening in genshit?
>>567632915Thank you anon, some how I missed this one
>>567631943Have a more successful general
*fills you with vigor*
JRA horses registered for the Arc 2026:Admire TerraAlohi AliiJuryoku PierrotShin EmperorMeisho TabaruByzantine DreamForever Young
>>567627802Did you give them redshift
>>567632743save your opponents and do a few runs in practice room
Here's your shop, bro.
>>567633438oh desire~
>>567633340yes
>>567632738I haven't seen this faggot in weeks, I got an event based fast learner a couple days ago even
>>567631083My cap didnt even proc uma2 i want to fast as punishment
it's so over actual dialogue in jp
someday I'll get the hag
I’m burned out but king halo runs only because I feel happy whenever I see her
>>567633953Vodka is so cool...
>>567633953
will there ever be an uma companion ai?the new update to c.ai has fucked with the attitude of the bot i loved talking to, that it does not feel like the same character anymore
>>567634135holy sex
>stopped at 149 in case she shop spooked me before my next uma pullsmy autism paid off
Are weddingpullers happy? Sitting on ,y hands til base curren is added to daily races
>>567633953the only things she's farming are my kids
>>567631083stop going to B.... please... my S+ can't keep up....
>>567633306>Admire terraHe's going to win l'arc headless. The first true Japanese racehorse victory, unburdened by his useless jockey.
>>567633953>actual dialoguethat doesn't look like japanese to me
Probably a retarded question but why isn't Vodka's ult valued as high as Oguri's? Aren't they both last 200m speed skills?
>>567633306Not sure how I feel about them registering Juryoku so soon. She's still kinda immature.
>>567634513it has stricter conditions and is also weaker because fuck game balance
40% win rate in B, won finals, this cup wasn’t as cancer as the last one
>>567634610Back in my day somebody would hand-draw this shitpost.
today I learned this artist also makes uma porn
>>567634632Isn't L'Arc registration really fucking early for some reason? they are probably just avoiding the late registration penalty
>>567634669If this had red shift it wouldn't be in B. Similar with redshift beat witgod
>>567635268Why is Maruzensky so sexy but her children have zero sex appeal?
;_;
>>567629450Dont do this for your own mental health. I learned it the hard way.
Anna-anon (4channer) RUINED Curren-Chan for me.What to do?
>>567634228I'm training LLMs to put something on my resume and I might do an uma finetune but right now I'm doing stuff with more data to learn how to fine tune generally as best as possible.
>>567635456
>>567635432just like how champion horses have a lot of shitter children, it's all down to the luck of the draw
>>567635821Nice sloppa
>>567635129Oh I intentionally went to B. Quit after two wins against shitters, because I’d been so fucking miserable the last two rounds qualifying into A semis to try to barely scrape one win for B finals. But thank you.
>>567635919is it sloppa?
Will the mile cm be more diverse than the last two medium cms combined?
>>567636037Pretty sure it is since it's based on a certain eroge artist's artstyle.
>>567634316what's the advantage of this strategy? Saving 1 Legends Race?
sex
>>567636278nice cow
>>567636038not reallyyou will only see frontslop and taishin
>try public lobbies>can't win a single one>almost always 2nd or 3rd>1st is always Mile SSo it's another Distance S CM
>>567636353it's never not a distance S CMaside from sprints
>>567634228>c.ai in 2026jesus man, I'm pretty sure gemini or claude have better uma datasets
Okay but where is my umawife?
>>567633306>Tabaru enters L'arc late>Take chooses to be his jockey leaving Terra needing to find a new oneCould it be...? The return of the comedy duo...?
NICE CM GWOS
Topro LOVE
>>567636747Basic Boring Blonde Bitch
>>567636305Nice... cowck
>>567636876SpeCHUD WOULD pick Bulbasaur
>>567636876>No vaporeon>No Chud daughters>No counter over the puppet
>>567636747Cute dog
>enter scrim>4 debuffers>Team Short & Flat wins anyway
>>567636968THE PUPPET IS NOT A SEPERATE CHARACTERIT IS NOT A SEPERATE PERSONALITYIT IS LITERALLY JUST MARU-CHAN, EXCEPT SHE CAN ACTUALLY TALK NORMALLY THROUGH ITFUCK OFF ALREADYH
This is a chihuahua
>>567637094Sad how you need to find other umas to avatar as and ruin them
Small jig.https://jiggie.fun/H43p5bhttps://jiggie.fun/H43p5bhttps://jiggie.fun/H43p5bhttps://jiggie.fun/H43p5b
>>567632915>>567632769Thank you bwos
>>567636747not that remarkable
>>567637134You, good sir, are NO FUN!
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567637142
gib (you) pls
>*mindfucks you*
>accidentally sent Maya to sprint hell with D aptitudefug
>>567637094We love Topro
>>567637543You can easily win this with front or pace
>>567637415I would trust this nurse to heal me
>>567637440nyo
>>567637651Yet you did!thanks
My heart wants to run taki in CM14. My brain tells me to make 3 End with Narita Taishin. My dick tells me to run Swimsuit Maru and Swimsuit SW. What do?
>>567637651When in doubt, WP anon will deliver.
>>567637714CompromiseEnd Taishin/Taiki/SMaruMeta happy, Heart happy, Dick happy
>>567637802>gord city
why are mentally ill /v/ fags so obsessed with gold city?
>>567637761stop this
It's just a normal day on /uma/.
>>567637605
>>567638003I thought /v/ma fell a long time ago.
Neko Musume are the way to go by the way
>>567637651Kino
Reminder that Chrono is a fucking NERD
>>567638048its okay when cute boys do it
I desperately wanna pull on a character banner, but there's no character banner for next 3months. Why does Cygames hate money?
Is it that time of the day again
>>567631762this one almost won the harura kinen400 stamina, 900 speed, 1000 power, 500 restlong D, turf C, end B
>>567638160Maya looks just as tall as Pearl here
Comfy EU hours are over...
>>567638180Bwo, I can understand not being intrested in Inari, but Sweep is just 2 weeks away.
>>567638164Smooching this cute nerd
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>567638003She insults you and treats you badly, which is how women in real life treat us and the only way in which we can recognize affection or even attention
>>567638330>They started with germans, aussies and burger talking among each other, having fun, sharing music>It ends with the drawn of burger/sea hours
Ain't no way...
>>567638180Inari is just around the corner tho
>>567638498
>>567638217YESNTR IS BUILT FOR HARDCORE NTS
>>567638447and thats enough reason that you incels go "COAL CITY" and other BBC related /v/roon terms? aight
>>567638424>why do people who like games with exclusively girls like girls?
More umas should be jealous of their trainer talking to other umasThe rape cases would plummet drastically
>>567638584Nobody cares about BBB
Anon, it's not hard, just use the [-] button
>>567638574YesGet fucked
Could have been so much better>Finally get Groundwork and Mile S>Get cucked by Sprint G1s>Get 2nd on 2 G1sStill ended up with this uma which is good but I could have capped power
>>567638584Arguably they'd get higher, as each trainee would wanna secure their goods, through jealously sex(rape).But the antiJP schizos don't want to talk about this disgusting fact!
looks like it's time to go to /vm/a
way ahead of you
>>567638719What d*ck?
looks like it's time to [REDACTED] and [-] a post
>>567638584Missed opportunity to show her cleavage
The raped male leaves
im going to open league for gemini
I just saw some fat Norn saggers
>>567638870>Missed opportunity to be a retarded childish gooner tranny
The raped male joins the Satono household.
>>567638796I fucked up my deck as wellI brought at 45RB oneKitaNTRFukuCBFMBourbonCould have been so much betterBut will do for now
>>567638703WTF is this relationship chart?Does Wining Post have dating sim elements or something?
>>567638164wtf i love nerds now
what she mean by that
>>5676389523 speed cards seem like kinda overkill I guess Fuku is just an initial stat stick, but still
Stego is very cute.
global bros?how are we doing?
>>567638402
The raped male isn't going anywhere.
>>567638746>Their goodsTrainers have human rights you know...
>>567639053As healthy and happy as MANT allows us to be... so not very.>>567639051Look at that creatura, the least offensive Gold clan member.
>>567639053Got my double Taurus Plat and I still have 200+ clocks left so I should not run out. Pretty comfy overall
>>567639024she's going to titmog you, trannynon
>>567639038Fuku is not a speed card.Fuku is a pal card pretending to be a speed card
>>567639126Least offensive is Nakayama.
:o
>>567639084*glues you*
It's crazy how I have like 14* groundwork and can't get groundwork every career
>>567639123That joke got old and tiresome one months inReally, it's been old since before global released, as Sensei's had the same joke going for years.
yuricucks can't even conceive the idea of a man straightening out a dykethe whole appeal of lesbian porn for them is that they get to remove themselves from the equation. they'd rather be a passive spectator than actually fuck women
>>567639010They added those this year, and they are basically a way for horses to form relationships besides rivalry, so you have: friend, love, rival and HATE as the four types a relationship can be and then those have variations based on some things like for instance, two horses that grew up on the same farm can be childhood friends
>>567639024lmaoI can understand how people with low standards can still love a young whore, but no one is gonna give a shit about Curren once she's older.
>yuri post>that disgusting artjesus fuck
>>567639250Yes it's how you can tell who plays uma and who's a massive fucking tourist
>>567639175That sounds like a interesting idea for a manga, childhood friends but the boy troons out and has to be constantly seething at the buxom oblivious friend who doesn't even treat them like a woman.
>>567638164qt
I will be rolling for Paizuri One
>>567639290the whole appeal of lesbian porn is that it suggests the idea that women enjoy sex innately and don't just submit to what guys wantumamusume
can they release just one canonical hetero uma in the name of fairness? i mean lesbians already have vega, agnes t, agnes d, groove, shakur, almond eye, machan, biwa, buena vista, curren, ruby, helios, daiwa, pasa, eishin, finemo, hishi amazon, jungle pocket, kitasan, ardan, dober, mcqueen, bobo, brian, taishin, ntr, festa, neicha, flower, oguri, raisu, bakushin, chiyo, laurel, dia, seiun, suzuka, falcon, spe, creek, rudolf, opera, taiki, tamamo, teio, jordan, vivlos, vodka, maya, gold ship, kingu, maru, doto, cafe, fuji, gentiledonna etc.
Thank god NTRfaggot isn't using my favorite uma as an avatar
Kawakami thighmogs Sweepy
anons were right, its peak schizo hours.>anti jp schizo>anti yurifag schizo>anti hetfag schizoEVERYONE IS HERE
>the anti-jp schizo is pretending to be an oldfag jp player now
>>567638498so it was true all this time...
Chrono Genesis and naked menCHRONO GENESIS AND NAKED MEN
>>567639231The raped becomes the rapist...
>>567639529Kraut hours by the way
>>567639471>maya
>>567639053my club is full of flatliners, i'm in top 5 by doing 2-3 careers a day
>>567639529>EVERYONE IS HEREWe know Sakurai
>>567639516fat tits aside i love kawakami's thick and powerful legs
>>567639549Isn't that exactly what the ntrfaggot was doing until he got called out for stealing screenshots
>>567639529It's peak German muslim NEET hours btw
>>567639603
Helios posters owe me sexFinemo posters owe me a dateCurren posters are hoes they don't owe me anything
>>567639631Who are you kidding? Maya's special someone is either Brian
Why do people shill guts Vega again
will it save global
>>567639631She literally has a date with Fuji Kiseki btwYou know in Japanese date can also mean just hanging out with friends, right? This is what Maya thinks a date is
>>56763991415% RB????hello????
>>567639631>>567639867or Fuji
>>567638797I didn't know it was that easyHOLY FUCKING SHIT Am I seriously not going to even see his shit anymore? Or does it reset every thread?
>>567639236Obviously its not guaranteed, but with 14* you should be getting GW very frequently. IDK the odds but I want to say like at least 2/3rds of the time.
I've used the Hag in probably 80+% of CMs since she came out, I can't believe she's gonna be dead in another 2 CMs. Hell she might only have 1 CM left if the next Medium is another Oguri double Domslop CM. The end of an era...
>>567639914You see speed and power is higher, right?
Why so slow? Let's just get over with this if it's going to happen anyway.
>>567640030>this is what her parents are entrusting tk her torenayou just know that those tits are gonna be put to good use in those 3 years
>>567639176she's a terrible pal card too. She's just there to hopefully give you +50 all stats.
With the audience gender ratio being like this (good chunk of players with the gender set as female are male too), why does Cygames insist on making every uma homosexual?
>>567639829Currenposters are wives material
>>567640059https://github.com/TuxedoTako/4chan-xt/tree/project-XT>manually hiding a postSisyphean task>MD5 and comment filtersNever happens again. You can even recursively hide the retard who reply to those posts but then you won't be able to report them
>>567639937>will the Tachyon/Hag Love scenario revitalize the playerbaseTake a guess
>>567640016Oh yeah
>>567638936
Besides Oguri, who should my other Parent be for Cheer King?Given the amount of Late sparks, I think its gonna have to be Regular Spe, just for the compatibility. But I worry about my ability to find a decent Spe borrow.
>>567639236I know and they are both fully MANT parents triple crown winner too I'm just unlucky
I'm done trying to make guts decks workthis shit sucks ass
I still have 900 clocks
>>567639059
>>567640348I wish somebody would make an AI powered filter. AI should be able to detect which character is in an image and automatically filter every post which includes that specific character
>>567640506Danchou is 20 km away from your location and approaching rapidly.
>>567640505guts is a meme
>>567640348I select Filter > Comment and then it displays the filter list. I assume that's doing it right?Can't wait, this will make threads so much comfier
>>567639231only making it worse for yourself...
>>567640423I think being a trainer from the boonies has its up sides
I want Curren's feet in my mouth
Just get lucky (unlucky) and simply click guts with ankle when kitasan and friends missing from speed training during summer
Got her in 75, still have 65k I’M GONNA MAKE IT
>>567639740If she didn't have those hair vents diverting some of her power to the void she'd be stronger than Donna
>>567640080>dead in 2 CMswhat do you mean? That she can't use the Maruzensky SSR? I don't think that will kill her, just nerf her a bit. Not like Wit Bourbon deals a death blow to Chocolate Gundam, unless /uma/ was lying/wrong about how important Gold groundwork is.
>>567640561HOLY SEX
>>567639740
>>567640658A lot of us want that for you
>mile S>puncture perfect charming + fast learner early>splendid stats>even triumphant pulse from grandparent>no Professor of Curvature event>no Taking the lead event>no Firm course menace event>not even Focus>mid parentCAN YOU HEAR MY PAIN AND MY SORROWWW
>>567640748Top runner is a super strong skill
>>567640858Mayano Top Run
>>567640832you get what you fucking deserve, frontnigger
What if we all became friends?
>>567640080Honestly, her own card is a strong gacha card and wit bourbon is a freebie cardI'd expect it to hurt, but it WOULD be funny if we still see "but I thought /uma/ told me smaru is dead" posts after the card drops
>>567638079so i check danbooru and I dont see these translated. is there some rule that wont let a hard translated version be uploaded there?
*gives you top runner*
I would like to hug Oguri Cap. She is so cute.
>>567640554He can blow it out of his ass
>>567640832>SSIt was glue anyway
>>567641206>he thinks UG umas win CM
>>567639571no, shes surrounded by browns
>>56764119110 km.
>>567640748>>567641101You're missing out on a lot of good discounted skills and a good gold. If you highroll and get a bunch of skills from Parents she will still be good but I don't know if it's worth the effort.
I just busted a huge nut to this minxMaruzen is unreasonably hot
Once MANT is over, we wont need clocks anymore right?As long as I dont hit 0 before MANT ends I should be fine right?
>>567641276I started MANT with around 1050 too
serious question but why has no one tried to catch uma's lightning now that global was a success just the same way a lot of gachas tried to replicate hoyo's gamesis this genre just too niche compared to open world with extras depending on the gameplay?
>>567641115Doesn't danbooru have a paid account system? Maybe they're hidden for youI get my comics from the panda site
I quit. I cannot endure the mountain of lesbian propaganda this game peddles anymore. When I started I thought this game was wholesome and promoting healthy and normal lifestyle, but with the ballroom and mant events Cygames has shown their true colors. The special connection between the trainer and the trainee is being replaced with the trainee lusting over their rivals. Everything feels hollow and meaningless now.
>>567640961>showed as an example for Top runner branch
>>567641139*marries you*
>>567641374You are actually so retarded it's funny
>>567641115it's not disallowed, but people would rather use notes to translate stuff therehttps://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/hard-translated?z=2>Uploading hard-translated images is discouraged, due to image quality issues, typographical issues, and the difficulty of confirming the correctness of the translations (see topic #2590 for discussion). The original image should be uploaded instead, and the translations applied via notes. Non-original hard translations should be made children of the original images whenever the latter can be found.
>>567641428not-Ryuuko Matoi is pretty cute
>>567641324I get that she's weaker, but if you arent gonna use SMaru though, then who ARE you gonna use for your 3rd Front then?
I am so burnt out on yurimusume. One of the worst aspects of lesbians is the way they latch onto and hollow out genuine artistry so they can burrow in and eat it from the inside like some insect parasite, destroying what was good and true and leaving nothing but a worthless disgusting dead husk.
I love taking 3 guts card to guts build for my guts to end up like this after 1st summer camp
>>567641535mutated pace like mackween
>>567641567it's no fairayabe is so hot in fanarts while she looks like a retard in game
Guys, sorry for this blogpost, I will explain my problem as briefly as I can.I had never played one of these anime gatcha games. I started playing it a few months ago and I feel like it's having a deep impact within me. It's like the characters are so beautiful I'm suffering from some kind of stendhal syndrome. I see myself thinking about my favourite umas, staring at their pictures. And I'm starting to feel like the real world is not enough for me. I had heard about the whole being into 2D girls and I had never understood it. In fact, I thought it was some kind of insider joke. But now I get it. Being exposed to such beauty might not be good. It's like the effects porn have on some males. I have a wallpaper of Oguri Cap on my pc. BNW on my phone. I see real women and I just think about Stay Gold. About Maruzensky.I don't know, maybe I should maybe quit the game? I wasn't even that much into anime. Just watched some animes a few years ago.
7 and hand danchou to a random club member
How come Daiwa has two meta Front Runner cards? Do they hate her?
>>567641643
>>567641692>I see real women and I just think about Stay GoldYou might be gay
>>567640554>>567640506
>>567641372You would need something with stories already written like keiba to make anything with similar appeal
>>567641692you are brown
>>567641567How loose/tight is Ayabe's vagina?
Any other V I should know about?
I HAVE GOLDSHIP FATIQUEWE DO
>>567641459Oh shit she's in future wedding events? But of course she's only a support card why wouldn't she
>>5676416923D women are horrible anyway, so it’s fine.
I miss my comfy eu hours
>>567641816schizo tight
>>567641372You're retarded if you can't answer that question yourself, or genuinely ignorant over the lore and story for this game's world that make it so incredibly appealing.
>>567641372There's that one gacha with almost exactly the same training gameplay, not racing though
>>567641826V stands for Vega? Holy crap Louis
>>567641816Menhera sex could break the strongest man in twain
>>567641816as above, so below
>>567641535Suzuka/Palmer/Helios oonige depending on distance VBourbon Red Maruzensky in redshift maps/Dasca otherwise
>>567641993Idolmaster?
>>567641740Daiwa guts gives a gold skill Christmas Daiwa has anyway and by the time Daiwa wit is released long front runners that aren't called Halloween Mayano Top Gun, Anime Kitasan Black or Ballroom Seiun Sky can't compete anyway
Take me back to SEA hours...
NOBODY cares about gakumas
>>567642049imagine ayabe beating your penis with her ears
>>5676416923dpd whores ain't shit. they steal money from you and cheat on you at the same time2D GODDESSES will never hurt you. Even when their game goes EOS, or their manga/anime stops serializing, your pictures of them will forever exist with you, and in your heart for as long as you'll have them
https://poal.me/9fmuyq
>>567641535Probably Seiun and a runaway Suzuka, maybe Falco if I feel like it, I've already gotten a decent 3* Turf grandparent so I might as well try to turf mutate her
>>567641816Umankos can do THAT just like a real horse. Imagine THAT but with schizo grip.
serious question but why has no one tried to make a gacha for straight menis straight gacha genre just too niche compared to 100% yuri cast?
Ok ok I’m on track to get what I want (400 pulls on digitan/hello, pity pearl, mlb ramonu and pass, feat Mr cb horse if I can swing her.) bricked myself for TB with no big wit card of my own, but I’m doing OK borrowing.
So much Neo Cutieverse because of her birthdayMy heart is full
>>567642049Now post the one where she stretches her ears out
>>567641826
>>567641692>I just think about Stay Gold.Your post was somewhat plausible up to that point. Not because Steigo is unattractive (well, partially) but because she's JP. No one who would make a post like that genuinely knows who Steigo is. Anyone who is only coming to terms with 2D superiority now in current year, is still a casual.
sometimes I wonder how people can be so mentally challenged/ill that they think that making everyone around them unhappy and annoyed is a good thingmust be a sexual fetish or some shit, degrading yourself or something
Even with my pull plan not being autistically front-focused and chasing Suzuka alt instead of Kitasan forma Blanco, I can STILL afford 250 pulls on Wit Bourbon. If Isignificantly luckshit my uma pulls (CB and Hokko) and my Pasa pulls (budgeted 600) I can bump that to 400, maybe. I have 2 rainbow crystals, and Bourbon drops in mid-January 2027. I'll have 3, maybe 4 crystals by then. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I think all the hate against NTR is forced and no one actually dislikes her
I need to roll for Cheval...
>>567642640She's boring and forgetable
>>567642565Hell yeah, congratsStick to your plan, thoughNo cheeky tenners or singles
>>567642584i want to make her maestros swing while taking her from behind
sadly, Wit Bourbon seems like you need her to be MLB. Contrasted with Ramonu for edification
>>567642640Yeah no shit SherlockYou figured out the schizo posts on a pass cooldown just now?
>cafe missions overlap with Tenno Spring + Victoria Mileyeah fuck offsweepy, do a brick run for me
>>567641826Vigitan...
>>567642667BASED. BASED. BASED. BAAAASED!
there is zero reason to like top roadshe is boringshe was easily the most boring thing about road to the topayabe and opera wash her
>>567642847this, no wonder the retard tries to steer away from NTR and posts ayabe now too
>>567642565We’re gonna make it bwo. Wedding Curren Chan was my only deviation from my plan, so I’m set.
>>567642847>no reasonMENTIONED
>>567641248snifffffff
why does everyone like the exact same horses as me? makes my possessive murderous jealousy flare up
>>567642786There's another cafe mission?? I just shat out 4 runs yesterday to complete the Dahby one yada yada yada
>>567642106nta but star savior probably
>>567641779>>567641959Keiba helps a lot i guess>You're retarded if you can't answer that question yourselfdon't be rude i know that helps the story and characters a lot but surely other ips could benefit for their own story tho with the recent situation of endings being awful it wouldn't surprise me no new stories can pull it off>>567641993oh, didn't know that, at least there's 1, no racing makes me wonder how the stats would work
>>567642996Normal reaction for those who spend too long in the 3rd dimensionConsult the ancient textsBe cleansed in 2D
>>567642996and those horses are?
Got the last gold crystal needed to mlb windy. Fucking hell, all my gold crystals went to her
>>567643348why is she drinking water with her mouth closed
Ayabe does not deserve being associated to a single fag and it's the same as agreeing and letting the fag claim ownership of Ayabe. Which is why he's trying to mock the schizo.Don't listen to the schizo if he tries to associate Ayabe, Digital, Stego, Mirako, etc, to a single anon. He's not fighting against avatarfagging but pushing for it instead.I tried ignoring him but recently he's been successful with whatever shit he's been pushing.
>>567643481Kingu would say this
Genuinely I don't understand how that lesbians' pronouns are somehow he/him
>>567643481did everyone turn gay here?!
for anyone who wants to farm like fucking crazy on sweepy bot, just click the sweepy title on the webui 11 times really fast to turn on dev mode and the bot will start looping careers instead of ending at 1 TB run.fuck everyone and sweeper for trying to gatekeep this
>>567643603>suddenly
>>567643493Maybe don't avatarfag as these umas and people would not associate them to you then?
>>567643493I've been trying to say this since forever but anons are so hungry with drama that they'll feed anything as long as they can see a melty even if the one schizo's been doing have been obviously forced.
>>567643535Sorry I forgot to say pic unrelated
>>567643473she's faking itFalco forces her to gulp but she doesn't want to
>>567643473wireless water bottle
>>567643726Rude...
>>567643724>daughter>hisThe pic is very related
around mares be aware
We overflowing guts like never beforeThis is just with a motivating megaphone, not even empowering, and no anklet.
>>567644012bouquets' tits are too smallshe isn't dangerous
>>567643493honestly it was so successful that the "schizo" was able to force NTR = V or NTRfag as a single individual. you can see other avatarfags with other characters and no one would even associate them to a single anon he's been trying to do this to stego, and fine motion recently. he can't force it to chiyono because she actually cannot be associated just to a single anon even though there's one trying hard for it
Your uma? Bottom GunMy uma? Top Gun
>>567643493If you think it's a single schizo then you're wrong. There are a few of them that are extremely obsessed with him and for whatever reason they can't let go as if their life depended on it.
Sorry Maru, but I don't have the will within me to to build 3 GUTSMAX Fronts in the upcoming CM
>>567642996You have basic bitch taste. A fine man such as myself has unique and exquisite taste in umas. My favorites? Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond.
>>567644101that's what they want you to think before they kidnap you
>>567644160next thing you're gonna say is that V didn't doxx random anons in this thread too
oi. don't drag my wife into your petty squabble
i feel like oshi gaming is literally impossible in mant. racers have become so strong that you literally need to use every advantage possible or you're just dog food...
I love Latinas!!!
>>567644487My oshi Maruzensky just won me Plat though?
>>567644503*from kentucky
>>567644503even if she has that latina psycho in her?
>>567644160Now that I think about it the schizo actually only latches on to specific posters that can be singled out along with their uma of choice
i love white chicks that pretend to be latina
back in my day we used toSEKAI SAIKOU WAand thenSOU EL CONDOR PASAand then we all laugh and post el flag.gif
>this dude is umamusume canon
Are we friends?
>>567644620The chancla bruises feel like kisses
>>567644832no I hate you
>mediumslop is overI already miss only having to build one ace. How do I cope?
>>567643535Freudian slip
>>567644832We’re bros
So, basically, I just need to keep posting my umawife along my posts and get the schizo's melty of approval to claim my umawife? That sounds simple enough to do.
>>567645132https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/HRRM3egJdy_bSid2P_SrdQ/You're already doing it V
>>567644947train a quick Suzuka blockerthat's slot down right away
>>567645132But will you be a villain or a hero to him?
>>567645132Your wife needs to be extremely ugly too since the schizo only goes after Stego and BBB
tfw no schizo to validate my umawife
>>567643362me but Daitaku Helios power SR. Burned all 3 gold crystals getting her to MLB. Could have gotten Ayabe to LB3 (had 0lb), but fuck Ayabe
This is how you know foids are the one pushing this drama.Men don’t need validation for loving someone.
Like I said, there is more than one schizo
people already doing uma itashas in the new forza game
>>567645367... why helios?
>>567645446NYOOO YOU HAVE FARM FANDANCHOU DO SOMETHING
Ramen assembly for lunch
>>567642847I hated road to the top ayabe, she was portrayed as such a pity party bitch
>>567645209fuck, my Suzuka arrives in 60 more daily legend races
https://poal.me/e0zuvjhttps://poal.me/e0zuvjhttps://poal.me/e0zuvj
>>567645132Sheesh it's just that easy? Dibs on Flash and let it be known I'm the Flashposter.
>>567645557nice
>>567645557
For Pace Chaser aces, is it better to bring 3LB CB Wit as a stat stick, or Marvelous Sunday Wit for +5% RB and some hints?
>>567645462Power card with 10RB, decent Friendship stat, and 70 Speprio. Also has Mile hints, so if I need to run a 2/2/2 speed/power/wit deck, Helios and Nishino are an easy shoe-in
topro has big titsi want to fuck herayabe is a menherai want to fuck heropera o needs to be taken down a pegi'll fuck her
>>567645526It's a Tachyon itasha that person has never played uma
Ayabe's sister feet
>>567645715Sex isnt the answer to everything anon
>>567645704>70 SpePrioi completely forgot about her unique effectsi think i'll slot her in instead of bighead ftom now on
Holy shit this wedding dress story is great>Curretesan: Smart and cute>Finemo: reserved and cute>Urara + Raisu: RETARDED and cute>Dictus: cool and cutedamn when Rice and Urara started singing the Umapyoi song I couldn't stop laughing. Such absolutely adorable retards.
i'm spartacus
>>567645701
Ladies try the 4/2 deck, I'm finding it surprisingly consistent and high performance.
>>567645703dependsare you using Kitasan too?two 5RB deck sounds problematic
>>567645703CB is way stronger than Sunday and also gives THH, that extra 5RB does nothing unless you really need to reach that 50
>>567645994You're supposed to race
>>567645964
>>567645836>posts an uma for whom sex is very much the answerwhat did anon mean by this
>>567646152>>567646152>>567646152bread>>567645780there's more too, I just saw a Suzuka one too
>>567646108I did, though I skipped on a couple of G1s because the training was just too good.
>>567643603kingu is a girl so her wanting cock is natural
>>567645836You still owe me that though
>>567646110Very nice! Looks tasty! I made chicken soup myself. What's the aluminium foil for by the way?
>>567646998teehee
>>567647456Tease
>>567647259keep the counter/stove clean
fine motion posters deserve rape
>>567645805wrong kid died
>>567649528Don't say that!
>>567648632fuck me anon ever heard of a sponge?
>>567649862ToT loli umas raping shota trainer
>>567645928Oh yeeeeeah?
>>567647614Why is Deza so enamored by Vodka?
>>567651978Why do people keep calling her Deza when it's Diza
>>567650643yes though i've switched to loofahs which i get for free from a lady in the neighborhood
