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Thanquol soon, friends!
Kroq-Gar blast!
depraved sex with chubby slaaneshi cultist cheating on her burgomeister husband...
>>567634296You just know shes going to shit down your throat when you try and drink her milkies.
I miss legend.
>>567634475Spoiler: her shit is milk and her milkies are liquid shit.
>>567633608ayy lmao
Predictions:Bhashiva will be an ok lord on the battlefieldHer faction mechanics (primarily stalking stance) will be very powerfulIron Claw Tiger Warriors will get nerfed by CA
>>567634629>She shits milkNic->Her milk is liquid shitFuck.
I can't wait for 40k to be a good game in 2035
>take a regular total war province>wrap it around a globe in a void>add a space skybox>copy paste>drones praise you for your innovationWhy is leddit like this?
>>567635451>why do people praise you for improving thingstruly a mystery, we should always be negative
>>567634954>Bhashiva will be an ok lord on the battlefieldNo her animations are really fast. She minces infantry
>>567634213me charging my white power blast
>>567635546redditus i love your pink juicy boyhole
It's good the next DLC is so worthless I will be able to play Mechanicus 2 tomorrow with no regrets.
I haven't played a Total War game since November
>>567635451Because this is a technology CA literally, physically, in technical terms, couldn't achieve since Empire Total War when they attempted it for a first time. Which is why both Empire and Warhammer 3 have to use lazily implemented teleport as a workaround, which AI can't even use in Warhammer 3.And those are up to 10 planets in a system, each with such 360 actual globe. Something impossible to implement in Warscape. Literally the biggest, most impressive technical innovation in this series since said Empire Total War, from which latest titles are actually downgraded even.
>>567635451They wish they had globes for immortal empires.
I'm so hype for tomorrow!!!I hope tiger starts next to YinYin!I'mma save YinYin and then we kill bad guys together!!
>>567633608based
Finally, a good game.This will go well with my modded slaanesh campaign.
Future Character Packs:Yin YinLi DaoMonkey KingEgrimm van HorstmannMoonclaw
>>567636847>very positiveTotal War could never
>>567636973Oh just wait, 40ksloppers will push 40k to overwhelmingly positive, unless its a Rome 2 disaster
>>567636847literally just a rip-off of last year's mega hit FFH, no wonder nobody played it
>>567636668based wholesome autismkitty
wait, did people genuinely think for their next fantasy game CA was going for a dead setting like this instead of a popular setting with successful games like 40k?or was it just bait?
>>567638254It was bait, no one is that delusional.AoS fans would be that delusional, but they don't exist.
Just read a post on CA forums saying that Markus Wulfhart, Tiktaq'to, Nakai, and Oxylotl should have been legendary heroes, not lords.
>>567639213>NakaiThis is true THOUGH
>>567639213well yeah
>>567639213Markus Wulfhart shouldnt have been a character at all, who the fuck cares about playing Empire in the middle of the jungle
>>567639401He should, but he and Taurox should have been saved for WH3Why the fuck are they paired with Nakai and Oxyotl
I don't care about the Empire at all.
>>567638254>wait, did people genuinely think for their next fantasy game CA was going for a dead setting like this instead of a popular setting with successful games like 40k or was it just bait?People would've said this about Total War: Warhammer and Vermintide back then cause the franchise is dying.It's not about the setting, Warhammer is deritive shit. They're just good games that take place in Warhammer. If CA wants infinite money, they should've got ASOIAF or LOTR instead
>>567633608its not "the fuck x gon do"its "fuck x gon do"read a book you swine
>>567639401>who the fuck cares about playing Empire in the middle of the jungleI liked his campaign in TWW2.Not played him in 3.
>>567639730>It's not about the settingThe cope of every fan of shit settings since the dawn of time
>>56763973040k is gonna be infinite money
>>567639730Total War already had BOTET and that was very popular with both the fans and the devs
>>567640191HOLY TRVKE
>>567639730>ASOIAF or LOTRdead settings
>>567637504>>567638254I feel like Stormcasts are kinda lame from a normie PoV
>>567639401His campaign in 2 (vortex map) is challenging and has a cool theme of "colonizers vs natives". Unfortunately with downgraded Lustria and random LL spam in 3 his campaign aged poorly
>>567639730You'll have a very hard time convincing anyone that people don't like the Warhammer setting.
>>567633608Why are Cathayan women like that ?
>>567639213I don't hate itMarkus especially should be able to be some dude running around the Empire plinking CygorsAdding 3 more LHs to Lizardmen would be a bit cramped if they aren't well timegated though
>>567639213tic-tac-toe would have made sense, the others not so much. what still annoys me about nakai's DLC is that he should have gotten a kroxigor hero instead of a lord
>>567641417but would the nan-gau girl appreciate my collection of rare Karl Franz pepes?
>>567641168nobody in this thread liked Warhammer Fantasy before playing Total War/Vermintide. It's only because of those games that you like it. You were, literally, told to like it and obeyedThis same would happen with TW:AoS
>>567641965Damn, I wonder what I was doing the decades leading up to those games being released? Couldn't have been playing the many other Warhammer games, TTRPG and tabletop wargame I guess.
>>567641417Both are made for beastcock
beastcock (futa)
>>567642736Based
>>567642234yes, even if you managed to not get filtered by tabletop like most /v/tards, you only started now after playing those video games.This same applies to others playing TWW, on this site and beyond.
>>567640514I wasn't talking about aos at all anon, but holy mog the futa wolf girl topped both age of sigmar's greatest hitsyou really can't beat the beastcock(futa)
>>567638254I was (secretly) rooting for a SW TW.
>>567636760What's even the original
>>567641417Left fuck Tigermen.Right fuck Gors
Uh oh, forum dwellers are really not happy wit the patch size, it's too small to be worth called a "Patch X.0.0" according to most of them
>>567638254It was mostly shitposting since (as demonstrated last thread) it's incredibly easy to rile up this place by talking about aos. I'm sure a good amount of aos players would love to see it, but I really doubt any of them were delusional enough to think it would come before the absolute money printer that 40k is going to be.Star wars had a more legitmate belief behind it but even then I think it was mostly still just shitposting.
>>567644126forum dwellers are all autistic though
>>567644126>forum dwellersMost of them seem like unbearable cunts.
>>567644435Aye not like us
>>567644126They still haven't fixed Drycha's model so yeah they really haven't done enough to label this a X.0 patch.
Beastmen are made for Black ark cells.
>>567644562We're just cunts.
I hate dwarfs for 1 reason and that is AR loves them
>>567644824
>>567645328I hate dwarves for 1 reason and that's because they're not fun to play in battle
>>567645445You are only allowed to say this if you enjoy using nonAP cav as Empire and elves
>>567645639damn bro did you really need to call me out like thatI use pistoliers at least...
What about Mung?
Ramesses? Amenmesse? No. For me, it's Pharaoh Tausret.
>>567646165He's bad for the pristine image of Cathay.
>>567646192she's so cute
>Total War: WARHAMMER III - Update 8.0 Patch Noteshttps://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/98
>>567646681One of the worst patch notes in TW history. Just flat cathay buffs on everything while bugs aren't getting addressed.
>>567646681One of the best patch notes in TW history. Cathay badly needed a buff.
>>567646681>de-souled tech tree>do everything commandments>giving generic characters busted skill treesOh yeah this is a 'The Creative Assemblyâ„¢' racial rework alright.
Is any LH as "Who?" as this?
>>567649156Taoyan the Merciless.
>>567646681>Longma balls are T4 nowNice, 4 is easy but 5 takes forever for Cathay but maybe finally having a growth commandment will help that issue.
>>567649156Not really, he served under Skarsnik. Anything Cathay is a literal who.
>>567649280she's cute, so she got a pass
Cold blooded Niggarothi!
>>567650795Cold blooded indeed...
>>567650932
>>567641965>>567643210begone secondary this is a video game thread not toy figurine thread
>>567644583What's wrong with drycha's model?
>>567651118>>567599574
>>567650795I always liked the fact that the rune of Khaine is just a drawing of a scorpion.
Didn't read, return to /tg/ and dilate before your axe wound closes.
>>567650932Basic knights are better
>>567651425nice cope now go play with your toy figurines big boy
>>567651546>>567651640mind your tongue when speaking to your betters
>>567651574Only against large. But dreadknights are good too against infantry. But CA for some ungodly reason doesn't want to give the a anti-infantry bonus.
>>567651425You're a retard. This is a video game general about the Total War series to which Warhammer is a late arrival. Muh /tg/ seconadry vs primary tabletop wank doesn't apply here. The tabletop is irrelevant. You don't have status by buying GW's overpriced plastic no one gives a shit, just if you play the video games be it histoeical, fantasy or both.
>>567651574They are quite literally better in every single stat. The knights have a vs large bonus so small that dreadknights deal the same damage to large as them.
>>567651898Against ranged or as a hammer they do about the same job, fighting melee infantry head on as cav is always shit in terms of cost effectiveness anyways>>567652094Hmm what other characteristic is higher I wonder
>The Jade Dragon’s Edict – now provides Growth in addition to the existing effects>The Iron Dragon’s Edict – now lowers the Construction cost of buildings in the province in addition to the increased Research rate>The Storm Dragon’s Edict – slightly lowered the Corruption reduction effect>The Sea Dragon’s Edict – changed the effect of this commandment to increase the building income in the provinceWhy is mommy Mew-Mew decree's the only one getting a nerf ?
Saurus hola!
>>567652208
>>567652380>+300>+75
>>567652484Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize I'm talking to a mpfaggot.
>>567652569I accept your apology
>>567646192>play campaign as Tausret>instead of immediately rebelling when the civil war is possible, try to rp a little and help my husband>even with me 1v3ing all of my neighbors, he still collapses and is permanently stuck on one province>I have the highest prestige in Egypt by far but can't actually do anything with itbeing a woman is suffering
>>567652212>Miao can't stop Chaos>Li forgotten>Yin-Yin buff brothels and bars instead of trade
>>567651997Tabletop is always relevant, it's a higher form of hobby, too advanced for a simple /v/tard to comprehend, hence he will be filtered by it and go back to "hobbies" for secondaries which require no skill nor effort to engage with. Stating plain, objective truth should not be controversial. You are lesser if toys like bideo games are your hobby. Thus the name - "secondary". Accept it already and stop sperging out every time you are rightfully called it. Noone is stopping you from improving anyway...
All mpfags killed themselves when they opened the patch notes and saw 0 norsca and slaanesh nerfs
>>567653126Sorry savage but it's Manfred that rules the meta.
>>567652380Mathautist anon here. Against High Elf Archers (with martial mastery), Knights have 33% chance to hit. Dread Knights hit ~15% harder with 49% hit chance. Dread Knights deal ~70% more damage. Against swordmasters Knights have measly 15% hit chance while Dread Knights have 37% hit chance, dealing massive ~180% more damage (nearly triple the dps). This is after charge bonus wears off of course: if you can rout enemy on charge cheaper option is better. However Dread Knights have huge potential in being able to force the rout far faster if the enemy doesnt rout instantly, saving time (no need to pull back which will take tons of time if even 1 model ends up embedded into enemy) and vigor (charging has huge vigor penalty), letting Dread Knights make high-impact high vigor charges against far more targets.
>>567653404This is what every tournament looks like tho
>>567653705Thank you mathGOD you are our greatest ally.
>>567653705I shall inform the MPfags
>>567654114Stooop!
>>567654114Those MPfags would get really mad if they could read.
>>567634296>>567634475
I've always liked the Dwarf Thane's 'Ironbeard' and 'Wanderer' skills.>Ironbeard>attacks cause flammable>+50% ammunition for all irondrakes/ironbreakers/miners in hero's army>75% fire resistance>wanderer>stalk>vanguard deployment>snipe for all ranger units in hero's armyhttps://totalwarhammerplanner.com/planner/vanilla3/dwf_dwarfs/wh2_main_skill_node_set_dwf_thaneWhat other heros have fun buffs like this that encourage you to pair up certain units with your hero in this sort of way?
>>567654114imblying the mpfags would afford these units anyway
>>567653038>You are lesser if toys like bideo games are your hobby. Thus the name - "secondary".Lmao you schizo retard you don't even know what secondary means.
Imagine if Total War: Warhammer 40,000 was an Epic Games exclusive.
>Unrelated unfunny dumbass op again
>>567655801Names of power used to be fun. once.
>>567657229CA can't be that retarded twice
>>567653038It's not, your manchild bullshit is only relevant when it's in manchild bullshit threads. This is a video game series general and everyone who plays a game from the series is a prrimary. Secondary is not a global label for TTshit players and non-TTshit players it's relative for who participates in a hobby - I.E. you're a secondary if you never played TW, but just watch the bald faggot Legend stream or MPfag E-sports.>higher form of hobbybeing goycattle for GW is not a higher form of anything other than cuckoldry
>>567657472What's changed with them?
>/tg/fags unironically come into a video game thread about a series that was running long before it had a game featuring their tableslop setting and start calling people secondaries for not playing tabletopWhat causes this behavior?
>>567656860>>567657970Meaningless drivel. Bideo games take no effort to interact with, anyone is a "primary" for them lol. It's a braindead "hobby" for brainless goycattleTabletop is indeed a superior hobby. You need to have a manual, real, true skill needed to assemble, convert, sculpt, paint etc. Know your place and stop sperging out over a correct label for your kind
>>567659023/v/ermin shit up /tg/ threads all the time to give their meaningless opinions on the (traditional) game, which causes the fa/tg/uys to come and shit up threads here by giving their meaningless opinions on the (video) game, which causes ...
>>567659023Shame
>>567659023Tabletranny elitism. They think that because their Miao Ying model costs more than all of WH3 that they're somehow superior despite spending 80+ dollarie doos on what is essentially an action figure that doesn't even have adjustable limbs like other manchildren toys such as Power Rangers.>>567659338Embarrassing.
>>567659023>umm i have been playing this game for 20 years and spent OVER 20000 DOLLARS on it so my opinion means more than yours!Primaris syndrome, they view everything through a lens of "primary vs secondary" as if that means something or is ever relevant to anything. GW literally named a bunch of new units in 40k after it to mock them lol.
Maaaan...The DLC releases at 3pm.. I got ghost of tsushima this morning to get through the day but it keeps crashing with some shitty dxgi error...I'll have to play that endlessly crashing asshole game for 8fkn hours until catDLC.. THIS IS ASSS I HATE THIS
>>567659338No your reply is meaningless drivel you're not in a position to call anyone a secondary here, since this isn't a tabletop thread you retarded schizo. No one cares about your overpriced slop plastic toys. You're not a primary of anything here apart from playing a game, unrelated hobies such as tabletop are irrelevant.
>>567657229Fuck you made me nervous for a second. I had to confirm if we already had a steam page (https://store.steampowered.com/app/4199910/Total_War_WARHAMMER_40000/)
>>567657229>yes we're happy selling one onehundredth of what we would sell on steam
>>567659635>>567659767>superiorOf course. It takes both skill and soul to assemble and paint a miniature. To create. Man creates, beast only devours.Bideo game only exists to be consumed. Low effort slop of a hobby. You click and it goes: Bing Bing Wahoo! And that's all there is to it. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.Now stop sperging out already, secondary
I have concerns about the lack of starting factions for 40k. Space Marines and Imperial Guard are likely going to be natural allies because they both fight greenskins nonstop. Eldar wont exist because they are a horde faction and will get deleted on turn 3. Are they going to reveal Chaos at the last second before launch as an additional faction maybe?
>>567660257Go back to your tabletranny thread then.
>>567660347I'm already there as well
>>567660257Even more Embarrassing.
>uploads unedited raw footage of him playing for an hour>unable, unwilling to adapt>"its too much work guys, im gonna make a big deal of retiring cuz im too bitter"whats the deal with this guy? we all know hes gonna come back to make videos on 40k and medieval 3
>>567660471Your post is pointless and not worth engaging in because Legend was right about Lords of Shangyang and you've yet to hand in your apology form.
>>567660471>makes a big deal about pivoting to eu5>game turns out to be almost antithetical to youtube or livestreams Felt kinda bad for him
legend lost all credibility after his Pharaoh mental gymnastics.
Different matter. He was still vindicated and your form STILL. ISN'T. SIGNED.
>>567661005It was when he shilled TWW3 and only turned against it once people started to shit on it
>>567661005>Watched the entire TW youtuber community running a relentless hate campaign against Pharaoh and Dynasties.>Finally try out for myself.>It's one of the best TWs ever made, and I say that not having cared at all initially about the time period and only getting into it because the game hooked me so much.
>>567661395Yeah it's fun. Shame it bombed so hard it's one of the few TW CA sells on GOG with no DRM.
>>567639840He read Quotations From Mao Tse-Tung, but it was in chinese. They're not allowed to read anything else over there.
>>567639840>anon criticizing asian woman who probably barely knows english and is just baiting white men or even worse a thirdie who added that text on some random woman's picture
A reminder that the Lords of Shang Yang leak truly was accurate.He wasn't deceived, he never lied to us.Legend of Total War was right on the mark.
>>567657618Epic is also hemorrhaging money, so I don't think they can afford it.
>>567662358CA didn't pivot but legend sure did.
CA was so afraid of Legend that they had to wait until he was gone to finally confirm he was right
>>567662767TCALUK is unimaginably petty. All this to spite one Australian man.
>he's excited for a console strategy gamewhy?
>>567663103I love Dark Omen.
>>567663103I love the imperial guard. When is CA going to reveal the Leman Russ tanks? (Using the bespoke Steam Tank animations from the Empire rework)
>>567635987spore figured this out in 2008the tcaluk is behind by almost 20 years
>>567643101cute
>>567663453>the tcaluk is behindthe the creative assembly limited united kingdom may be a lot of things, but I hope "following in Maxis' footsteps" isn't one of them
>>567665281that's the nicest thing any anon in /twg/ ever said about ca
is Aislinn's campaign fun if I can only enjoy playing high elves by recruiting armies that are 75% Lothern Sea Guard
>>567666963Lokhir is better.
>>567667259drooki don't get Lothern Sea Guard
why do people hate on changeling? Seeing blue sperms flying on the screen and melting frontline is great
>>567667749I have no clue, never played it. But if it's anything like Kuntros or Zlitch or whatever the fuck his name is, it's because it's not fun to play against. And 90% of the time you are playing against the faction mechanic, not using them.
>>567667749Campaign is snoozefest. Theres no diplomacy or managing territory. You just wander around and kill stuff until you get bored.
>>567667749Too much freedom, unironically.
god damn this dude nearly bit my bearded norscan head off. marauder hunters have saved me in battles with giant lizards and the green dragon guy
>>567635178>copyright-secure nu40kWe have to go back (to 2nd ed)
>>567640874>Boot up Markus vs Liggers campaign>oops all KhorneI have late stage WH3 fatigue. Having factions everywhere dilutes the theme of different sections of the map.
>>567667749winning without difficulty is generally not fun yes
>>567633608empire men should remember not to procreate with cathayan women, the boys will be incels while the girls...
>>567659876that doesnt stop epic exclusives
>>567669571>he doesn't have the mod that lets you delete factions from the game on the first turn and uses it to delete skulltaker from every gamengmi
>>567667749Campaign is fun 1 time.They should add multipe starting postions for him (1 by theater).
>>567670386Im too autistic about it. I wouldn't stop at just Skulltaker and I would never actually be happy.
>>567647184Cathay should be buffed more to be honest. In the lore they've always been better at tech than the dwarfs and always better at magic than elves, they're supposed to be the best at everything and the only faction that's actually ruled by good people.
>>567670627what should their weakness be, then
>>567670754Too humble.
>>567670754Their weakness is that they're too powerful. Sometimes you want a difficult campaign.
>>567670754>what should their weakness be, thenwmaf (they really like the Empire for some reason)
>>567646681lolI agree with Grimgor. Shortest patch notes in history.
>>567646681>that one fag defending calmao
Any tips on playing Dechala?>t. never played monogod factions outside of arbaal
>>567677536Marauders are a trap even with all her bonuses, just use demonettes for everything. Flank and rear charge as much as possible.
>>567677536Enjoy slaanesh corruption dropping your fps half when on screen.
>>567677536alwaysbecharging
>>567633608What happened to the word counter anon?
>>567651372>What's wrong with drycha's model?Its been like this for months now too
>>567663453Comparing spore planets with a 3d total war map is disingenuous at best and retarded at worst
>>567679992spore's planets were 3d with cities and buildings and ships and vehicles and the worksyou can even go on foot in the dlcthe tcaluk has FAILED
Why do you idiots pretend that 40k games aren't subject to a decades long curse?DarktideDoW past DCHhtcgMechanicusBattlefleet gothic ECEven your precious space marine 2. The game that was supposed to be infinite money isn't even relevant enough for a general anymore. How embarrassing for /sm2/ to be outlived by /twg/40k fans must have some weird mental disorder
>>567679992NTA but Spore's 3D planets were pretty much exactly what CA is advertising with TW 40k. The only thing they can do is make an actual good game with the tech unlike Spore.
>>567644583>>567651372>>567679790There's a mod that gives you an unfair advantage by correcting her glitchy face.Don't use it. Mods are cheats.
>>567636873First three are interesting
40k is going to be mid at best. AoS would have worked miles better as a total war game
any particular reason why these games are so buggy and unstable?
>>567683441your bait isn't going to work this thread
>>567683870Doesn't affect sales
567683441>40k is going to be mid at best.Reasonable opinion>AoS would have worked miles better as a total war gameaaaaaaaaaaand now it's bait
>>567684472Anon is onto something. If they made AoS they could have copy pasted most factions and just updated units. Skaven will still be skaven and lizard the same fucking lizards. That way we could have had a game with the lords we already know and more than 4 starting factions.
>>567645328Only played slayers Dwarves and AR hates them.If I wanna play thunderers to show my friends that spamming quarrelers because they are so much easier and better is the wrong choice who is the best lord?Thorek supports Quarrellers right? Does Belegar support thunderers?
>>567686424Your friends are gonna hate you the second you run into a siege.
>>567685725>Anon is onto somethingNo he's not don't encourage him.>If they made AoS they could have copy pasted most factions and just updated units. Skaven will still be skaven and lizard the same fucking lizards.And why would a non GW paypig buy that anon? Why would a NORMAL PERSON. Buy the same setting, but worse? You better be giving all the copied parts to me for FREE and even then I'm not playing on the IE or ME map or even the OW map, but .....rhealms.....whatever the fuck that even looks like.You consider all these logistical factors anon except the most important one: consumer demand. You just expect people to be retarded and throw you money just because it's warhammer, but people hate nu-fantasy. It's only redeeming aspect is it's models and you don't need a whole game for that. You really do think the public is stupid don't you?
>>567687684Because 99% of people don't have a hate boner for AoS. I don't give a single fuck about warhammer fans screeching about lore butchery. I'd instantly buy that and play some Alarielle. A new map sounds awesome too. Most people would buy it because it's total war with fun units and magic. This is not warhammer general. Nobody cares for your hate towards a thing we couldn't care less about.
>>567688590Kek its been a Warhammer general for a while now. Literally all the historyfans were driven away and had to make threads on /vst/ >>>/vst/2324264 I'm kind of a fan of both history and fantasy.
playing chaos dwarves is so fun yet so infuriating at the same time.Yeah the guns are fun and all but then the nigger you're fighting just walks through your frontline like butter with large units/heroes to bog them down because you have no spearmanni and you have nothing to kill them effectively.
>>567687684>Why would a NORMAL PERSONI hope we arent implying the average current day total war retard is normal rn. >Buy the same setting, but worseWhy would we buy warhammer 2 but worse, lmao. CA itself has devolved further and further and the rot has started with fantasy. The only game they have made that was even close to being as engaging with old games was three kingdoms, which was a breathe of fresh air with still the misgivings that the warhammer formula has introduced to CA. >rhealmspart of my issue with warhammer is that the maps effectively dont matter beyond turn 10. At least in 3, even in 2 and 1 you can feel some pains over just how frankly worthless it all feels. Im not expecting any new titles to come out of CA to be good, but i'll be damned if I said I dont want them to have an excuse to be innovative. >but people hate nu-fantasyPeople will hate GRR martin and call him the dung side of Tolkein and then suck him off after watching a knight of the seven kingdoms. >You really do think the public is stupid don't you?I am not him, mind you, but I know the warhammer audience is stupid at the very least.
>>567633608Lads maybe we should raid Cathay...
>>567690097I dont trust the filters or the makeup. Also im pretty sure makeup was poisonous in china at some point.
>>567689394I don't think people have to be hist or warhammer fans to like total war. I onl play warhammer because it's the best total war. The hist ones all suck giga tyrone dick. The last one I tried was rome 2 and it was so fucking awful that I dropped it after 30hrs.I know some warhammer lore and like the characters and played some 40k tabletop in a store one(giga snoozefest) but I am no warhammer fan like others are. I have absolutely 0 reason to dislike AoS at all and would instantly buy a tw aos. Tw40k looks like a 0/10 sadly.
>>567688590Apparently no one else would because CA read the room and did 40k instead lmao
>>567690097sorry elfsissy, but she's for Imperial men onlythis is confirmed canon, Sigmar took that dragon for a test ride
>>567689579Grimgor got you down?
>>567684204Facts are bait now? The 40k gameplay so far has already proven it's nothing like total war and that was imperial guard. Just wait for Eldar and space marines lol
>>567687684AoS sells better than ToW and WHFB ever did though
>>567692259you're not starting another slapfight due to your incessant need to defend aos. it's not getting a tw game because all its games flop, 40k is, give it up
>>567692436Speaking of, I wonder how many 40k games are going to flop that they have announced. Owlcats game is very likely to be broken on release, Dawn of war is tricky to gauge, it’ll either be a success or a total flop, tw40k is a joke, mech cum 2 is probably gonna be okay, and I’ve already forgotten about the mobile games. Warpforge also got shutdown recently now that I think about it.
>>567692636all of them will sell miles better than realms of ruin
>>567653705Thats stat math but do they have the same animations? Because that's the most important stat in the game, how their hitboxes connect and often they attack because of it.
>>567692636Owlcat has a solid reputation and its a 40k game so it will do good.Dawn of war idk actually its a familiar name but the devs aren't and the only other game they made is kind of a stinker.
>>567690097>>567691695Yellow fever fags are fucking disgusting
>>567694506Asians are the superior race.
Waiting for Bhashiva (final hours).
>>567695404I'm excited.
>>567695404>>567695661tbui she looks fun
Only 8hrs to go
>>567695320*after extensive plastic surgery, makeup, circle lenses, and face tape
>>567699810Tiny, flat, slit eyes. All I need.
>>567688590Holy based! Fantasoys are exploding to dust like their setting
>>567689579If only they had spells and hero abilities that can slow and snare. If only.
dont forget stat checked you goycattle autistimagine cheering for this patchmurder ikit players
>>567693750>Owlcat has a solid reputationLmao, bugged unplayable games and cringe tranny NPCs>its a 40k game so it will do good.Yeah because everyone loved Speed Freaks.
Putin needs to give Owlcat more money because they clearly didn't spend enough to clean their reputation.
>>567690875>I don't think people have to be hist or warhammer fans to like total war.Just look at this thread or the one in /vst/ that is exactly the way the community is divided currently. I play both even before Warhammer was a thing I played med2 mods like Hyrule total war or Elder scrolls total war. But to say total war isn't divided between these two factions is not coming to terms with reality. The historical fans feel betrayed because they basically just got handed a watered down Warhammer total war multiple times and the Warhammer fans don't like the way Warhammer total war is headed currently. I at least wouldn't touch AoS at all since it seems to me to just be Warhammer fantasy with space marines added.40k maybe depends a little on how they handle it.
>>567692636only one that has any chance to flop is DoW4 due to being from a dead, obsolete genre, due to stigma from DoW3 and the fact that gay krauts are particularly ill suited to 40k, which they already proved.
>>567699810I had no idea about circle lenses until you just mentioned them, I always wondered why Asian celebrities have weird looking eyes. There's also the classic skin whitening, no Asian woman's natural skin tone looks like that. Asian beauty standards also select against the classic chinky eye and instead most celebrities have fairly uncommon wide eyes, which I'm sure there's also a surgery for.
>>567702442>The historical fans feel betrayed because they basically just got handed a watered down Warhammer total war multiple timesAttila, Three Kingdoms and Pharaoh Dynasties are well liked by most historical fans who played them. Rome 2 despite its supposed reputation is consistently the second most played game in the franchise. Volound and his ilk are a very vocal minority.
>>567702950Volound praise Shogun 2 just like many people in /twg/, even Legend said so.
>>567703138Shogun 2 is the last consistently beat off historical game by the vocal minority I mentioned, despite it having many of the Warscape issues that vocal minority complains about in other Warscape historical games.
>>567702950>AttilaAttila was never that popular so that is not saying much. >Three kingdomsThree kingdoms was okayish but had a lot of non-historical stuff added too. Most players quit playing shortly after buying because it just wasn't a historical title. It was Dynasty Warriors total war not a medieval Chinese total war.>Pharaoh DynastiesThat's like me and 5 other people or so haha.>Rome 2Rome 2 is fine after they patched it. It had a very broken release but once they fixed most of it, it was fine. But that was way before WH1 was even a thing.
>>567702950>Attila, Three Kingdoms and Pharaoh Dynasties are well liked by most historical fans who played them.>Played themAnon... Nobody played them
>No one mentioned TroyWe are forgotten, bros...
>>567703282>>567703310Even if you were to disregard my entire point regarding those three games (and I'd argue it'd be wrong to do so, Attila had more players than commonly believed and despite criticism towards the Romance mode bullshit there was plenty of praise towards 3K's diplomacy, family tree and battle features on the historical front, although touche on Dynasties) my Rome 2 point remains.>>567703374Not a historical game by design, even on the mode that adds bodyguards to generals. Not playing on Mythos is also just stupid regardless.
>>567703580>3K's diplomacy, family tree and battle features on the historical frontWhat is the chance that CA will forget about it? I'd say it's pretty likely.
>>567703310>Nobody played themThey have a combined player count of 10k daily.>>567703374Haven't played the historical mode but I definitely wouldn't label it as a historical game.
>>567703757Fairly likely we'll be back to the usual war/peace/military alliance/defensive alliance/client state diplomacy system in Medieval 3, although to be fair most of the diplomatic options in 3K are pretty specific to the time period. Family tree and battle features will probably be pretty good. They have a good blueprint for political actions from Rome 2/Attila for the family tree and they've hyped up some cool battle stuff with the new engine. I'd be willing to doom more if they hadn't hyped up return to form features in the dev diaries, like population and the removal of the province system.
>Play Three Kingdoms>Had some nice battles>Now I have to fight the Nanman>Guys with straw armor and sharpened stones as weapons>Wut>These guys must suck unless they get an ambush in or something>Can go toe to toe with my heavily armored infantry>Have to use specialized infantry that uses fire to deal with them or else they wreck every army I field>Lose territories to them before I can field those specialized armies just for the Nanman>Enter their territory>Random miasma debuff on all of my units because they're not Nanman>"Its like jungle heat every Chinaman melts in 5 seconds">And a massive debuff too>Making many units completely unusable>Manage to reconquer my territories and take some of the Nanman territory>"Oh hey some of their buildings are intact and I can recruit my own local Nanman units! Like this I can bypass that miasma stuff!">Recruit those Nanman units>They still get the debuff despite being the same retarded straw armor wearing cavemen like the other Nanman>My armies are extremely slow>Can be ambushed by every Nanman army>The territories aren't even worth it usually since only Nanman can make them economically beneficial>So I have to drag myself along conquering garbage territory just to get rid of the Nanman>Since they have all this barbarian aesthetic peace is never an option for most of them>Finally get rid of them and can play against regular factions again so I can enjoy the game again.
>>567639730Warhammer will have far more paypiggies than GOT or LOTR. GOT is legitimately Medieval total war but worse. No gunpowder units just that pseudo greek fire that's explosive (no guns/cannons), no real change in how an army from one of the seven kingdoms fights at the start versus the end, unless you get GRRM giving you a huge level of latitude you'll end up with the Essos guys being we arr rook same. >>567642382Think there's at least some asian women who fetishize white men as bestial and animal/virile/masculine due to the hairiness. >Tfw we are big hairy gaijin beastmen to them>tfw Ra Roos in Burger.>>567703757CA won't forget family trees in M3. It's going to be a major element. Diplomacy wise it will be better than 3k, hopefully.
>>567704339You just experienced why conquering the jungle chinks was such a pain in the ass for the coastal chinks, congratulations anon. If we got proper nomad factions with the Northern expansion they promised and never delivered they'd be bullshit too.
>>567704526Like 3K, a TW GOT's appeal would be all the famous characters and castles. If they had different start dates dragons would be a major element as well. Maybe Melisandre could have some shadowbinding mechanic to contribute, plus there's the Others to shake things up.
>Play Three Kingdoms again>Yellow Turban Rebellion>Woah their leaders look really good!>Really cool design of their units too!>Aren't those kind of like the Ikko Ikki from Shogun 2?>That'd be nice!>Buy the dlcs>Start playing them>Most diplomacy is disabled>There are only a few factions available at any time>And their sprawled across all of China>It is highly unlikely that the player will ever meet them>Every other faction that isn't a Turban Rebellion faction hates me>No diplomacy possible at all>Can only declare war or ask for peace without anything to offer back unless its another Yellow Turban Rebellion faction>Until late-game where you finally unlock the technology to talk to people>The on total war game at the time with a very complex and deep diplomacy system>Disables diplomacy>Does the Yellow Turban Rebellion at least come with some sort of special gameplay mechanic?>Like the Ikko Ikki did that were able to convert settlements via religion?>Lol! Nope!>Feel cheated by the devsUninstall the game.
>>567704113Off the top of my head I can see for M3, not as "I wish upon a star" but rather 'plausible for CA to pull off, fitting to period, easy enough to code in and handle'>Trading food The resource system writ large in Pharaoh returning>Some shit to due with feudalism. Like "Support my claim to the HRE throne, support my papacy candidate, support my claim to a rival nation's throne">Arranged marriagesWhat I WISH is you could switch factions by shifting who your perspective is. So you could marry a princess to Aragon as France, then when her son is grown up shift your perspective to him. That won't happen.>Convert to this religionThink offering it to the Cathars, to the Baltic Pagans, to the Mongols>Join us on crusade/Jihad>>567704339Good.png. We need gorilla warfare to be miserable to fight against. I want Welshmen in m3 to behave like wood elves.
>>567704556They didn't fight in straw armor or with sharpened stones. They didn't ride mammoths either. If I recruit locals they shouldn't be affected by that miasma crap.
>>567704113I wish the assassination clips will be back...
>>567705460Lost technology...
>>567705129>They didn't fight in straw armor or with sharpened stones. They didn't ride mammoths either. If I recruit locals they shouldn't be affected by that miasma crap.They do in all depictions I can find of them, including the 3K mod for Med 2. Riding elephants is (likely, although we know they had them since they gave them as tribute) not historically accurate but it is based on the Romance of the 3K which is why a blatantly ahistorical character like Zhurong is even there. Local nanman units should resist miasma, I'll give you that, but the mechanic itself is fine, as is getting ambushed constantly. That's jungle warfare for people who aren't used to it in a nutshell. It took ages for the chinks around the yellow river to get to southern China for a reason.
>>567634213he's such an antilarge nightmare, I unleash Skarbrand on him yet he's unphased
>>567705769Local lizard too angry to be phased.
>>567706173but it's a giant demon made out of rage solely created for war...
>>567705740>They do in all depictions I can find of themThe ones in your mind don't count. They fought the same way the regular Chinese did with the exact same armor and weapons.>not historically accurate but it is based on the Romance of the 3KExactly its absolute nonsense.
>>567706514>They fought the same way the regular Chinese did with the exact same armor and weapons.Do you have any evidence whatsoever for this?
>>567706634Nong Zhigao surrounded by his men. He was a chieftain of the Zhuang people who were part of the Nanman. That is a collective term for multiple different ethnic people.
>>567707124I looked up his name, immediately navigated to the wikipedia page where that exact image is used, and it's from the 15th fucking century aka the Ming era. Come on, dude, that's like using Renaissance paintings of Roman soldiers seriously.
>>567707323*taking Renaissance paintings of Roman soldiers seriously
>>567707323Renaissance was known to exaggerate. If they wanted to exaggerate they definitely would've depicted him with straw armor and barbarian clothes. But there was no reason to because there was no reason to assume he wore straw armor. Especially since that Nanman territory already was part of China at the time he took reign of the province, there was no way they didn't know about armor and weapons.
>>567707634>Especially since that Nanman territory already was part of China at the time he took reign of the provinceYeah, because I just noticed he's from the 11th century aka 800 years after the Three Kingdoms period. Using that painting as evidence is now even more absurd. Do you have any evidence whatsoever of what the nanman wore in the 2nd fucking century, aka when the game actually takes place?
>>567706237Not as angry as Kamehameha dino.
>>567708073Bok has always been the pinnacle of a warcry...
>>567707905The Guangxi region was taken by the Han Chinese in 214 BC and later on you had Zhao Tuo who used to be a general declare its independence. Here is a statue of him in full armor and a sword. You're just coping at this point.
>>567692368better to toy figurine neckbeards maybe not video games which you keep intentionally avoiding
>>567703282>It was Dynasty Warriors total war not a medieval Chinese total war.you literally have the option to play it as a completely normal historical total war with generals being cavalry units
>>567708352Nanzhong was the wild west at this point (which is pretty sure where the starting positions of the nanman leader in 3K are supposed to actually be) and as far as I'm aware most of the nanman kept their culture there even when they were at times tributaries to the Han. A statue (of a Qin general born in fucking Hebei no less) and a painting from hundreds of years afterwards is not evidence. Just post some archaeological digs of nanman armor from the 2nd century AD to prove they wore the same armor as the Han, it shouldn't be hard.
magical attacksfor the entire armyby a generic heroyou did this
>>567709334at this rate Nagash will apply a spirit leech effect on melee for the entire faction
NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST
>>567709181Hahaha you're coping so hard. Just admit that you're wrong and the Nanman in Three Kingdoms are just a retarded depiction.
/twg/ is Jungle Fewer neighborhood ok
>>567709603Not only is he right, if he was wrong he'd still be right because the 3K depiction is far more interesting any mundane shit.
>SFO worksOH YEAH BABY
>>567709603This is a genuine I accept your concession moment, anon. It cannot be difficult to post some material evidence of nanman armor being identical to Han armor in this period if you're so sure of your position, and reminder the burden of proof is on you in the first place.
>>567684204>>567684472I mean he's right in the sense that AoS would work better as a total war game. Despite both being skirmish games (as opposed to fantasy's rank n flank), aos' gameplay is much closer to the traditional kind of warfare usually depicted in total war. 40k is much more about finding cover so your guys don't get shot off the board immediately etc.Anyway that being said tw: aos could be the greatest total war game ever made and it would still get outsold five times over by even a very shittily made tw: 40k.
>>567710043Nah, 40K is fine. I love having regiments of Guard Infantry (Asstra Miliatriumumium super light infantry) standing in rank and file.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mu-_bLT8u8Uhh Bashiva looks really OP
>>567711302It's warhamemr DLC. One way or another it's a broken mess and you will pre-order it.
>>567703310Three Kingdoms had the highest 24 hour peak of any Total War game, it only fell off after launch because CA hated dealing with Chinese fans and gave up supporting the game
>>567711749>because CA hated dealing with ChineseHOLY BASED
>>567711538am just gonna creamapi it instead
>>567711749>No support for ages, first DLC is 8 Princes and has nothing to do with the 3K's period. 2nd is an even early starter date, still nowhere near the actually Three Kingdoms>Partner up with people hated in China and by Chinese fans. Completely out of touch with the new fanbase>Let your community mangers off their leash and they immediately go insulting the fan base because of how the pixelated women are dressed. Also let her insult the Chinese fanbase some more.>Game runs out of steam>Skeleton crew enters the cycle of release broken dlc, sells poorly, crew gets smaller and repeat>Game fucking diesAnd this was their best selling ever.
REDDIT BE GONE
>>567712028>frieza trying to determine how long 5 minutes is
>Chinese furries are about to break all my mods
>>567712101
>>567712028>And this was their best selling ever.That's TW3. 3K was so expensive to make that even with a good launch it was not enough.
>>567712193>That's TW3It don't think it's even outsold 3K's sales yet, despite 3K being as dead as Empire.
>>567712101>Do you know what a minute is?>I don't think you do.
Could Archaon beat Goku?
>6 hours
Huh I thought we would get a furfag infestation with this DLC, pleasantly surprised we didn't apart from the usual schizos chiming in
>>567712101good one!
>>567712594WH3 is dead, the 40kiddies are primed to take over
>>567712543Pretty sure he can, yeah.. all he'd have to do is accept demonhood so Goku is unable to kill him because he comes back nonstop. That way he can make countless mistakes..Then he just makes Tzeentch come up with a stupid plan to make Goku lose..
>>567712664Nah End Times will strike up interest all of the factions and characters involved are popular
>>567712173The only thing missing from the Aislinn campaign is that you can't slaughter halflings.
>>567712772the genocide meter is reserved for the Averland Schizo Count DLC
>>567712664Man it's going to be funny watching all the fantasyfags get swept away as happened to the histfags. The time of 40kek is soon upon us, and Med 3 won't do shit (mostly because it will be a dumpster fire).
>>567712754I'm sure it'll sell well, but it won't revitalize /twg/
Why do you people constantly that hist vs fantasy vs 40k cringefest?Can you absolute teenagers not play a game without starting a pissing contest for player number? ..fkn xbox360 vs ps3 vibes in here.. absolute underaged retards.
>>567712842nah, split will finally happen and there will be med3 /twg/ and 40k /twg/
If CA has braincels they will extend support forTWWH3 even if it's with a skelton crew at least until Med 3 releases. The fact of the matter is you have a chunk of people in the fanbase who don't give a shit about sci-fi/modern- sci-fantasy that 40K is and want either fantasy or hist setting. Hell even a few of my irl friends who love Hist and TWWH aren't interested at all in TW:40K. Plus there is still some popular stuff left they can add for surefire money, they can easily asspull DLC for Empire, Chaos, Undead, Skaven etc. + DoW or could even do one of the never evers like Kuresh/Nippon since there are rumors of GW adding some of them to OW in the far future
>>567712989Because it's funny and it will happen. I'd rather it didn't, I'd rather /twg/ he remained a comfy general for all games. But that's not what happened and it won't happen when 40k releases. So might as well enjoy the shitshow.
>>567712989kill yourself passfag
>>567713061trust me, if the money keeps coming they will extend WH3 to 2040
why do you give xir attention
>>567713085Eh.. I'm not a fan of trash threads.. /tekgen/ is already horrendous enough. I like my vidya talk.
>>5677129894chan is full of antisocial autists and manchildren who treat vidya prefrence and consoles as if it's their racial and religious identity and see everyone who disagrees as the enemy. This got worse with the flood of reddit rejects
you're going to be watching skulls later today, right anon?
>>567712989You contribute to this very pissing contest all the time passfag.
>>567713289I’m sleeping. Let me know if they announce new games that we don’t know about.
>>567713289the look of unfixed sieges
>>567713061they should make TWW4 on Warcore
>>567713289Yeah, but desu more excited for Owlcat stuff & new game announcements
>>567713289yeah, but not for Total War. There won't be TW40K on skulls anyway and I couldn't care less for TWW anymore, let alone fucking chinks
THE PIRATE KING
>>567712714>all he'd have to do is accept demonhoodIf Arachon winning is part of the chaos plan he will win. The Archaon book deconstructed what it means to lose for chaos.
>>567705460how would a crit fail look like?
>>567713835He somehow manages to crush himself.
>>567713289yeah, but I'll be watching it on our queen Stimpak's channel
>>567713706Yeah, Goku is awesome and such but if the gods want Archaon to win.. Goku can summon all his dragon testicles over and over again and still get rekt.>>567713257I've noticed it getting worse and worse everywhere, not just here. Most threads feel like reddit at times.
>>567713891this sounds like a roadrunner/coyote clip
>>567709425constant map-wide mortis engine at battle start
>>567715864every battle on the map during the AI's turns adds a stacking replenishment bonus for your armies. I'll take my salary this Monday great Califat of CA
>no morale in Medieval 3How will that work? The whole charm of Medieval II was creating mass routs and mowing down fleeing peasants.
>>567716382what are you talking about why do you say there will be no morale in m3
What Greenskin units are useful for fighting the Skaven?Specifically Clan Moulder. I've seen one army of theirs and they have a shitload of wolf rats.
>>567716382I've played old total wars like shogun 2 and rome 2 and morale has never been a thing.
>>567716504>We discuss intentions for MEDIEVAL III to emphasize the psychology of warfare, with morale as the core system and cohesion emerging naturally from discipline, fatigue, environment, and battlefield context rather than as a separate bar.No morale bar, but they plan on making morale "core" somehow.
Today I learned this image is AI.Still cute cathay wamen with upcoming DLC
>>567717198me on the left
is there a way to revive golgnigger manfaggot like the other factions?>>567717390cute.
>>567717390>when you and bro pick nearly identical outfits
>>567717004Just sounds like the stuff that always affected morale is more telegraphed now.
>>567717726me on the right
>>567713612TWW reveal will probably be Glotkin or Skaven
>>567718316Otto Glott dabbing on Karl is what the world needs right now.
>>567718316nurgle would be very strong if glotkin so I want to say they'll go skaven
RELEASE ALREADY U CUNT
Thones of Delay
If there aren't any hot tiger chicks I'm not interested.
Thongs of the Gay
>>567716761>Hurp durp morale needs to be assholes running in and out of battle a million times
>>567720075There aren't any, move along
crones of cathay
>>567720075always the same faces with thi guy
>>567720075
>>567720284So you'll be sayin'>*smacks lips profusely*There be dem' tiger men>*pulls up pants, they fall down again*With dem' six packs and glutes and big bulky muscles>*avoids child support*Taller than any men can be>*strokes welfare check pensively*But dere' won't be any of dem' fiiiine tiger women?>*robs gas station and executes the scared complying clerk for no good reason whatsoever*Dats misandrist dawg for real for real.
>>567708706There are more financial 40k and WHFB vidya flops than AoS.
>>567720195Why are you making up nonsense? Rome2 had no morale at all. I played it in coop with my mate. All we did was constantly set up those spartan long spears, go afk, and the AI tried suicide pathing through those without attacking, killing its own units.. 0 loss battles, 100% death ratio. The only thing that runs and keeps coming back is skaven.
>>567717004>>567718212>morale has x stages>being tired reduces one stage>being on the losing side reduces one stage>being in shit terrain reduces one>troop training level adds 1 2 or 3talk about change for the sake of change
>start a new campaign>play 15 turns, get boredIs it time to move on from TWW3
is the passfag actually baiting at this point
Any chance they will announce some free legendary lord/hero today?
>>567722067and an infinite times more success since every aos game is a flop
>>567688590>Most people would buy it because it's total war with fun units and magicOh you mean like THE LAST THREE FUCKING GAMES that even then had to expand on each other so they wouldn't be irrelevant?>>567690070(You)
>>567722662yeah. massive skulls event today.
>>567690097>>567691695meow meow has a tight little shithole on her
>>567723305Bro she gets fucked by horses. And I'm not even memeing.
>>567722578>starts new campaign on day of new updatewhy though
>>567689394Shit, why did I get a random (you)...Oh.
>>567690097Mally was already in Cathay in the lore. Beat up their Emepror took half the population as slaves and went back home. They will retcon this in the future for sure
why did people say 40k isnt possible when there's that ww1 mod that just werks
>>567722662she comes out today
>>567724996She looks like she often gets captured by Beastmen.
Any non-TW hopes for Skulls tonight?
>>5677252865 more 40k mobile games
>>567725286A giant flaming skull to land on CA's offfices.
>>567704891>create expectations out of your ass>be disappointed when your headcanon didn't happenloljust refund the dlc retarded niggerYellow Turban campaign is a meme supposed to be vastly different from the rest
>>567692636DOW4 will flop, im pretty sure of it at this point.The trailers so far have been sus as fuck and the gameplay is niche nowadays starcraft 2 is shambling for a decade now and the only reason it wasn't just shut down by blizzard is because they don't have an alternative to it
>>567725286A fantasy crpg gets announced. Owlkeks will need a reputation and money boost after their shitty Expanse game bombs.
I still can't buy the dlc. 'Kay. Guess they just don't want my money.
>>567725286None really.Im not hype for mech 2 despite liking mech 1 because I think they sold out, they are adding too much bells and whistles to the second game and I think its gonna be shit additions.I play space marine for the campaign so co-op slop don't hype me upDarktide is pretty much dead at this point, sub 10k players for a live service game is pretty much defunct. And skitarii won't revive it.Vermintide 3 never ever.Dark Heresy will get a playthrough by me, but owlcat releases unplayable shit until they patch it 1 year later so I am treating it as 2027 titleDoW4 promotion so far has been ass, the only reason to watch it is because DoW1 nostalgia
>>567724774something something something you can't have units moving in blocks and shooting in open ground in 40k because thats napoleonic warfare.Please ignore all official 40k art that portray soldiers standing in an open field and trading shots
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI THOUGHT IT WAS 3PM U NIGGERS
when bhasvia
>>567726997that's clearly a charge they even have their bayonets out but please feel free to ignore every piece of official art and every single black library novel that depicts them as a squad based force taking cover and using tactics
>>567724190I don't follow the dlc marketing
>>567726997>woman on the rightMy suspension of disbelief can only go so far
link to the official /twg/ streamhttps://www.youtube.com/live/hC3btWAI-cg
>>567727142Okay thenHere we have the famous Tau tactic of charging space marines thenI have no shortage of pictures depicting units shooting in an open ground friend
>>567727293A codex image of imperial guardsmen shooting in an open field
>>567727142How do they use their bayonets with the barrel blocking them like that?
>>567726084>A fantasy crpg gets announced.Warhorse just announced more kingdom come and LOTR, so thanks but no thanks.
>>567727445hmm
>>567727568>Lotr with dogshit "realistic" combat and tedious nonsense missionsso thanks but no thanks.
>>567726997You've got a legitimate point, nobody talks about when this happened irl
>>567727568the best thing KCD has going for it is the immersive historical open world, without it it's just awkward jankmaking that but tolkienslop? thanks but no thanks
>>567727645What is this?Aeldari? Standing in an open field and shooting?Where are their bayonets?Oh my
>>567727810Eldar have KINO aesthetic.
>>567728459They do, but dark eldar are beyond peak /fa/
>>567639401Lizard niggers need to force factions into the "nothinghappenshereland"
>>567646681I still don't get why they needed an entire year for this
>>567728459Their cone helmets are charming
Eldar believers will be rewarded with a qt Banshee GF while Imperiumfags will get their commander nigger.
>>567726997>>567727142So in 40K the concept of drones is too furutistic
>>567729242And in all sci-fi aswell.Drones are boring as hell in fiction, imagine star wars but instead of lightsabers jedi sat in coruscant bombing separatist children?
When does skulls start?
>>567729180Certain imperiumfags will also get awarded with that
>>567729180what regiment of the Imperial Guard is her boyfriend from?
>>567729242Tau use drone. Yeah I know, Tau are shit. I agree.
>>567729570There are others than Cadians?
>>567729393You know that most SW wars are fought with normal war tactics right?Jedi weren't frontline fighters, that's an easy way to get killed, unless they were a fucking menace master Jedi.In any way, 40k is all about the decay of society and war and everything. The imperium solution to anything is bigger weapons + numbers.
DLC IS ALMOST AN HOUR LATE NOWCA CRINGE CA REDDIT CA BAD
>saves your mon-keigh ass from Orks
>>567730002isn't it in 2 hours
>>567730123It's been "less than an hour" for an hour!!
>>567730060Why elves are so fuckable?There is not a single fantasy race that is as fuckable as elves.Not even humans
IT'S UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aeP49CdtHs
>>567730191They are idealized humans.
>>567730191Skinks
>>567722549That's literally just the system they used from before they introduced morale bars in Rome II. I have to assume it'll be more complex than that for it to be worth talking about like it's some innovative new thing.
>>567729609see>>567729460
>>567730210is there even someone taking this "guy" seriously
>>567730492I do
>>567730492I am really curious to see how 2027 will treat sotekBecause no way he will be relevant in a world where 40k is the front row title
>>567730643am just waiting the inevitable cancelling
>>567730680Your forgot to take your lithium dose lil bro?
It's here.
DLC IS UP!
i thought it was already out
IT'S 4PM
YEEESSS
FOR GRAND CATHAAAY
UGHHH...
>>56773150250 minutes
>>567731630Isn't it 1 hour 50 minutes?
Where is my new Lord?
So the fucker is here but I just can't play her? lamau
>>567731964>retarded passfag with Cathay cheats enabled>Where is my new content
>>567731964Did you forget to tip?
>installed mods that are 100% incompatible after the update>hurr durr where's my lordI wish we could paypig to gookmoot to permaban someone from a general.
>>567730191Severe lack of female dwarf art.
Ah, she shows up when I disable IE expanded and Mixus.
he spends his days here in a place which hates him, GRIM
>starts right fucking next to Zhao Ming, making an easy campaign even easier>video is literally teleprots behind youjesus this dlc was a mistake, glad it's killing cuckthay forever
>>567731361Cute miao
guys my game is broken what happened
>>567700985>Lmao, bugged unplayable games and cringe tranny NPCsI don't like them =/= them having a bad reputationhth
Hello, I bought the tigress
Did they ever fix aislinn's npc vassal thing being broken?
Well, no YinYin mod and expanded map is a bit annoying but who cares..>>567732469FOR GRAND CATHAAAAYY
Mods to make the tiger a hot anthro when?
I'm gonna buy the dlc and play a Meow campaign.
>i switched out of work today to work yesterday and have a dogshit day of it to play a 1 lord dlc for a race i dont really care forI'm getting too old for this shit
>>567653817>masque and dreadmaw bannedQRD? Is it because of their teleport ability?
What were they thinking with this startpos?
>>567733016I know what I think: For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: Legend was right again.
Legend's trap worked...
>>567732737>instead of making a generic ind and khuresh like we did with araby, lets put the new lord in the most safe spot possible, right next to another cathayan lord.Jesus christ this will be a one and done campaign, thank god its cheaper
nihao fellow chinesedid the needful I love Cathay so much :D
>>567733337>HURR DURR I EAT MY OWN SHIT AND BATHE IN COW PISS WHILE RAPING MY SISTERYeah, alright..Cool..I'm enjoying my awesome new Cathay content over here so shut it down, would ya.
>>567733486Enjoy your 50 turns of campaign, you will never touch it again
>>567733374Show the completed purchase or we'll know you're trying to trick us cumskin
>>567733571>y-you will n-nevaaa p-play ag..SHUT UP BIIIITCHGo suck your step father's cock, nigger faggot.I'm playing fucking TIGERS
Disband all non-tigers.
>>567732737I will buy it too, after I'm back from my vacation.Best faction needs to be supported so that we get all of Miaos siblings.
>>567733872
>>567733661yes sir!glory to the CCP(Cathayan Celestial Party)!
Have some OC. I have no idea why I did this.
>>567734038last shred of sovl here, bravo
Will you?
>>567734249fuck no, warhammer's OST is ass easily the worst in the series
this is the first DLC i'm not gettingsee you when the REAL content drops
>>567734249>8 eurosAre they fucking insane? You can find ost on youtube.
>>567734249>beddow's elevator musiclmaono way fagAll his soundtracks are ass with exception of attila's throat singing, and that was more due to the throat singer's credit than beddow
>tfw making even more Bretonnian OC
>>567732373ur a retard for playing modded on the patch day and deserve whatever script breaks are coming to you
This is awful Someone make a mod to revert it to the old tech tree. That one was perfect.
>>567734312>>567734409>>567734410But they need to money to get Lords of the End Times out of early pre-production..
>>567734249This game has a soundtrack? I mean... I genuinely ignore it entirely. I even replaced it once. We hadn't had a banger since the violin bit with woc and the daemons of chaos trailer.
>>567734475Nothing is broken, everything works fine.. are you a cuck loser? Do you enjoy watching your gf getting fucked by niggers? Cause u sounds like it.
>>567734538It got released today alongside Bhashiva. They didn't mention it anywhere though.
>>567734574nta but you consneeded right here >>567732373 that IE expanded and Mixu broke the game.
Will they reveal Thanquol or Glottkin at Skulls?
>>567734646Yet I'm playing it with 12 mods enabled.
>>567734574ur a sub 80 iq dogheaded mutt who doesn’t even know his game is not working properly behind the scenes. enjoy missing content on your first playthrough;)
>>567734723Show the white dot of shame.
>>567734249Warhammer OST is atrocious and I pray we come to the day beddow's contract with CA expire.If you listen to his work ever since empire total war you will notice a few things>over-reliance on choruses, specially female>Drums everywhere to add a faux epicness.>Safe harmonies using violins and or trumpets as the backboneThe guy is as much of a hack musician as I ever saw, yet he must be cheap as fuck because CA uses him every single time
Thanquol? Soon.Toddy? Having his day.Furfags? Winning.Nagash? Weak.Yin-Yin? Forgotten.Monke? Didn't Return.Li Dao? Seething.Tigerchads won. Dragontards lost.
>>567734769okay
>>567727142>ignore BLBased.
>>567734790Can't, just closed the game cause it's bed time now.. is 5pm and I start working at 3am.Gotta quit for today.
>>567734814I won't accept your demoralization campaignyou people also said there would be no Cathay right up until the Warhammer 3 reveal trailerI still believeYin-Yin eventually, retards
>>567734410Crazy how Livingstone redeemed himself with Pharaoh's soundtrack and Beddow is just pumping out slop.
Hopefully YinYin is patched by tomorrow so I can start a new campaign and change my starting point right next to her.
>>567734038i laughed
Why does tiger start in the mountains and not the jungle?
>>5677294391 hour.
>>567733374based European SinobooWhiteboys really are the PRC's greatest champions
>>567734915>couldnt launch the new dlc with his shitty cheats>Posts only cropped pics after removing the cheats>uhmmmm i JUST closed the game cant post anymore!!!You are such an embarrassing fag holy shit.
>>567729242All true AI that humanity has made for around about 10K years has, for reasons not entirely clear, effectively instantly decided to try to kill all humans everywhere.This started with the "men of iron", some kind of force/organization of most of humanity's intelligent robots, trying to genocide all of humanity at the end of the golden age of technology(think the terminator but on an interstellar scale).The imperium then is restricted to analog, really stupid, simple "AI" or lobotomizing a human being and performing further specialized brain surgery to tailor his brain for whatever servitor they're turning him into(this provides the most advanced "machines" they can safely use).The tau are the only ones that make a ton of use of true AI and nobody knows why it doesn't just instantly decide to genocide them.
Uh, bros? Where is my Bhashivaâ„¢ campaign for Realms of Chaosâ„¢ ?
>>567733949>The tiger is basedjacking
They confirmed Monkey King in the last stream.
so is the dlc good?
>>567735162MEds.. ASAP
Up Up And Away !!
>>567724774They're retarded, you also see how easily CA could do squad based units back with fucking TWH2. Now recreating Globe planets from Spore that actually has me impressed, there's got to be some catch surely since it seems too good to be true.
>>567735589China really will save Total War.
>>567735296Its awful. CA just announced its shutting down.
Here, you nigger faggot.
I really want to continue and update my Bretonnia armoury mods, it's been a while.
Your white dot
>>567735729>Still no in-game full screenshot.Wtf was i expecting from this anime posting passfag.
>>567735704>bored after 30 minutesSo it's up there with some of the peaks of the franchise then.
>>567735248Ackshually Votann are now the "AI" faction in 40k, and they use literal robots to fight which is their main point of attrition with the Imperium
>>567735836>>567735813You may now kneel
>>567735860>>567735704>0 hrs on record???
>>567706237>but it's a giant demon made out of rage solely created for war...And Skarbrand?
>>567735963DLC doesn't ever have any hours on record, anon, it goes to the main game.
Here is your Skulls reward.
I think Bhashiva does enough differently. The need to go west differentiates the campaign from the other Cathayans. Whereas Miao and Zhao face Delves, Skaven and Chaos, Bhashiva will mostly be fighting Greenskins, Ogres and Chorfs which is a nice change of pace.
>>567736318I barely cared about your post. Only read half of it. updoot
Will TW reach top 10?
>>567736436mystère et boule de gomme...
Didn't you say you were going to bed? baka passtard
>Bhashiva>AoW4 beta patch that adds another gunpowder cultureI don't know which to play first
>>567736658I wish I had his lack of self-awareness
>>567736602I've played so much Aow4 since my baby was born (can easily do everything with mouse) that I can't stomach it right now.
>>567736436wh3 might be a mess but I'm more surprised that ark is so high, honestly.
I bought bashiva but have no intention of playing again until 8.1
>>567736658Thanks Godrak, but I will pass. Don't care about Mechanicus
Bhashiva vs Karl FranzBhashiva cost: 1200Karl Franz cost: 1100
>>567737371Implessive...
>>567737371Empire is supposed to suck.
>>567737509What about teutogen guard?
Bhashiva vs Crone HellebronBhashiva cost: 1200Crone Hellebron cost: 1050
>>567737638>>567737371Do Grimgor.
>>567737638Test against real menaces instead of these dinky winky lords
AHHH WAHT DA FUARKI JUST BOOT UP LARHAMMER AND SEE LESTERN FURRY IN GRORIOUS CATHAY ???EXPRAIN YOURSELF BAKA BAIZUO WHY YOU ADD POOP DEMON INSTEAD OF MORE ONRYFAN GIRL !!?
Bhashiva vs Grimgor IronhideBhashiva cost: 1200Grimgor Ironhide cost: 1350Do not duel
>>567738006GRIMGORBROS....
>>567738006Do ungrim next
Is there somewhere I can watch this Skulls thing?
>>567738006Do the king of duelsSnikch
>>567738197https://www.twitch.tv/warhammer
Your new T1 melee infantry sir.
>>567738261My goblins can take them in a fight
>>567738261but it says they're t2...
>>567738261But it says t2 there
>>567738350>>567738357That's the building. Bhashiva gets said building from Turn 1.
>>567736436Are people really buying TWW3 full price right before the sales ???
>>567738491Bhashiva is the strongest.
>>567738261>100 hp units with 54 MA + 59 anti infantry MS available turn 1fucked up
>>567738491lmao. But i think Steam does moneyback for very close sales.
>>567738006>>567737638>>567737371Bhashiva vs Archaon ?
>>567738261I think white dot is justifiable these days when DLCs are reddit like this
>>567738261Bhashiva campaign must be piss easy>easy location, back turned to a permanent ally.>narrow corridors to expand into.>busted ass lords and units
>>567738261bugmen country numbah one thanks to powercreep
Thank you CA.
>>567737638Anons, is this some sort of -dare I say it- power creep?
>>567739291wow literally redd it
>>567738006It's literally over. Only Malus can save us now.
What’s the name of Bhashiva’s faction?
>>567739907Cathay numba wan!
>>567739907Great White Pussies
You know how some factions have a really powerful unit in their starting army which carries the early campaign?For Bhashiva, that is the Iron Claw Tiger Warriors.
>>567739291God every faction is getting these skaven ass unit spawn abilities. Artillery is so cucked.Not too surprising after they shoehorned it in for the dwarfs tho
>>567739907Claws of the White Tiger >>567732373
Your soulful 4 turn research option sir.
Starting right now:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1TaMnMA4gg
>>567740346Yeah but did you know dark elves can get 10 growth at turn 4?
>>567740103Good, AI using artillery is annoying and GAY
Its time, remember as an official member of /twg/ you are only legally allowed to watch the parts covering Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Warhammer 40,000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1TaMnMA4gg
>In the middle of a modded campaign>Completely forgot about Bashiva>Game is updatingOh hell naw
>>567740120Oh For fucks sake. All the Cathayan factions should be named after their Courts. Iron Court, Tiger Court, Monkey Court, Jade Court, etc
>>567740502Anon you were supposed to weave your cav past enemy lines and attack the artillery before the infantry can react
>>567740538>Total War: Warhammer 40,000Not in the show
Man the 40shit is actually cringe.
>>567740538>open video>they're showing tableslopshitcringe
>>567740625A moment of silence for anon's campaign.>*Plays sad trumpet*
Free weekend + Warhammer games/DLC on sale.
>>567740625another deceiver W
>>567741056forgot image
TRANNY THE INFINITE!!!
>>567741305These are the only countries that exist to CA>united states>uk>germany>china>japan>australia
>>567738006>the worst melee lord of WH losesWAAOOOWWLEDDIT CHECK THIS OUT
>>567739291Mapwide summons fatigue. No tactics involved. Just fuck your artillery.
>>567741647>tactics>warhammerlmaoThe only time this game had any semblance of tactics was back in game 1
is this rustslopgarry is going for broke lmao
>TWW3 at -85% saleIt's like 9 $ right now.
>>567741508Grimmie does really well against single large units like giants. He's more of a beastslayer than a duelist
>>567741823Poor people(darkies) still can't afford it.
orcs are so fucking cringe holy shit
>card game so fucking cheap that they just copy and paste miniature stock photos into the cardslmaooo
you goys are watching this slop? 40ktroons really have no standard, they would eat GW branded poop.
>>567739291>fun option added>NOOOO YOU CANT HECCIN DO THAT!The true reddit opinion
>no news for total warhammer 3 outside of wuk lamatgreat update bros lmao
>>567739291It's hard to remember because of the name similarities but those are the elite T4 Tiger Warriors not just standard ones.
>>567741906Fancy way to say he is absolute garbage.While he duels SEMs, Tamurkhans solos 4 armies.He is F tier, the worst of the worst lords. Absolutely useless.
>>567742227how many games must furfags killit should have ended with dragons dogma
>>567741914But people on X told me darkies (US) were richers than europoors ?
Oh mechanicus II is outCya faggots
>>5677422278.0 was cathayan generic character and tech tree reworks and literally nothing else, not even stat changes.
>>567742227honestly sad as fuck
>>567742472BASED
>>567742227What news did you expect?We already know what comes next
>>567742749at least drop something interestingnot wuk lamat or cathay shit that no one literally asked for
>>567742838I asked.
>>567742471Muricans are amongst the poorest int he entire world. Their government just deceives them to believe they are rich while they starve.But we all know about that. Murica is the class clown for the rest of the world. We watch them do retarded shit while loving niggers and declaring war on random shit in the name of the jews.Just enjoy the clowns. They are here to entertain us.
>mark of chaos remaster>dark omen remasterHere is your total war killer
>>567740075I thought those were huge bazongas from the thumbnail very disappointed now
SLOPGETCHA SLOP HERE
I tried to be neutral about Bhashiva but this intro video looks like some Warcraft shit.
what are you saying theyre community manager literally said end times would be at skulls
Watching this Skulls showcase and wow, why do all the 40k factions look better and more soulful than Fantasoi shit?>Fantasy: human faction but greco-roman/arthurian/chinese/viking! elf faction but forest/faggot/edgy! dwarfs but british/albanian!Meanwhile the Mechanicus and Necrons they just showed have double the personality in one Mechanicus 2 trailer alone.
Omg bros she said Creative ASSembly and Total War!
New DH companion looks smugmaxxed
>all these chimps in the chat screaming about skitarii in darktide as if their game won't remain dead in the waterAlso>No AOS in sightlmfaoSo much for it being a extreme success lol
>>567743445but can you romance her?
>Only 5 factions for DoW 2
>>567743589Realms of Ruin torpedoed any chance of AoS getting a new game
>>567740346Disable all techDisable all skill treesSovl restored
>Necrons Necrons Necrons NecronsHoly fucking shit I'm so fucking glad we aren't getting necrons in tw40k release because this shit is getting oversaturated
>>567743445RT's Chorda was amazing. Cant wait to romance this mentally ill waifu.
I hope they include my favorite successor chapter of the Imperial Fists in TW40k: the Sons of the Phoenix.
>>567743693>announcing DLC before the game is even out
>>567743445Wrong bread
>no chaos factions for both DoW4 and TWW40K>no news or confirmations outside of tigerfaggots and the empire guywhat the fuck are they doing
>>567743879Thats a huge ass red flag if I've ever saw one
>>567743684No idea yet, the new spy guy looks classy as fuck sans legs
>>567743445>N*il polishDROPPED
>that was itI am so tired of Cathay and this fucking tiger
They don't seem impressed by Bhashiva or TWW...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC3btWAI-cg
>>567743932They literally we would hear about tw40k next in june you retard.If it was gonna appear in skull they would've said it
>>567743932We don't like Chaos hereUnless it's chorfsWe like neutral factions and non-Chaos evil factions
TW40k confirmed for Armaggedon theater of war in base campaign. Yarrick is your boss.
So Yarick is 2nd LL for Guard. It's Cadia and Steel Legion
>>567744073They don't play Total War
>>567744162>no krieguuuhh dare I say based?
>>567744129>>567744162I thought he was dead
>>567744073Watching Stimpak sorry
>Armageddon confirmed for 40kbasedwe are so back legionbros
That was fucking it?
>>567744073because SHIThay sucks
>VR
>40k news in 17 daysNice
>>567744178How come? Every other Vtuber does.>>567744280your content, sire
>>567744342Surprised Valve is trying that again
Are they actually going to show anything that isn't low effort slop?
Larry got chinked for some reason
>Commissar YarrickSo we have LL ?
>>567744419It's been confirmed since day 1 chuddie
>>567744219He got better.
>>567744419Its still not clearI swear to god they need to explain battles and LLs for 40k in their next stream.It might be LLs + OC donuts
>>567744401Gabe will make VR work before he dies.
>>567744539Of a sort
>>567744418He gets mogged by whats-her-face
Mechanicus just shits over every other 40K faction. They're just so cool.
The Tiger bitches voice is legitimately awful.
>>567744489>It's been confirmed >>567744532>Its still not clear
>ghazgkull>yarrickWho else is going to be a LL?
>>567744785Marneus
>>567744696I dunno the vehicles are kind of mid
>>567744762There is LLs, calgar appeared in the trailer.What we do not know is if you can use an OC character or is it locked to LLs like warhammer
>>567743015>Their government just deceives them to believe they are rich while they starve
>>567744129Makes sense since Imperial Guard and Orks are the main launch factions with Space Marines/Elders fucking around in the background.
>>567633608I dont care about CathayIt insists upon itself
>skaven kino>it's AoSFUCK
>skaven getting a AOS game before TW3 gets Thanqueer.LAUGH AT THANQUOLFAG!!!
>>567744854What the fuck is going on in Egypt?
>>567744073actual incel momentHOLLOWlive
The tigers always seemed jeet coded to me. But apparently they're choinese?
SNIKCH-CHADS!!! WE WON!!!
>>567744745It's very much the female equivalent of 'deepen my voice to sound important' and it sounds like shit
The first good AoS game will be ratfaggotry lmaoChaos Gate is getting a deat watch sequel
>>567745030too much sugar
>AoS game>its a rat gamelmfao
So they revealed literally nothing What a waste of time
>>567745126>first good AoS gamelooooool
>>567745050they migrated from fantasy.india
Ratfags are the only ones who can save AoS from obscurity
>Only 1 ratfags game>Only 1 AOS game>They are the same game.
>>567745050They are from Ind. Their lands got fucked up the big blue birb so benevolent Dragons saved them and gave them jobs and toilets. CATHAY NUMBA WAN!
>>567745126>good >AoS game
>>567745221Ratchads carry every setting.TWWH3 is failing due to lack of rats.They are adding rats to 40k soon.
Uuuh, Lord of End Times?
After Bretonnia rework.
So it was a nothingburger, like every skulls event.>Yarrick and Ghazghkull confirmationsThey were pretty much givenAtleast mechanicus 2 is out so I can play that
>>567745201>>567745260So I gather they don't have any toilets and just peepoo all around like animals?
>>5677453732027
There will be no evacuation!There will be no... cowardice!There will be no... defeat!This is our city! This is our world!Soldiers of Armageddon, make ready...
HUHHHHHHH LORDS OF THE END TIMES???
>>567745415Well they are animals.
Total borehammer 3 is fucking done
>ArmageddonCan't wait to play with my panzer-divisions-inspired Guardmen.
>>567743693>only 3 factions for TW40kAnd you dare laugh about them? You 40k fans have been cucked to all hell.
I know they talked about there being fixed star systems in the game, but I didn't expect armaggedom right at the very start.If they add Terra it would be based af
>>567745659They won't
>>567743128Those are huge pecs. Gor-Rok is a very sexy daddy
>>567744073Biboo just said she's down to try RTS. Does TWW count?
>>567745415Yes but Dragon Emperor(pbuh) gave them culture and harmony and ceramic toilet slabs.
>>567738491Top 8
>>567745693Never?
>>567745659Their plan was always to have a series of 'narrative' campaigns with deliberate planets and special campaign rules. Armageddon is just going to be the leading edge of that concept so they can sell more as DLC later.
No way End Times will release before the end of this year. It's taking them months to even just release a singular lord pack, ET is supposed to be a proper expansion.
>>567745836Ever
>>56774580810 MORE YEARS OF FANTASY!!!NIPPON, ARABY, FISHMEN, DOW, AMAZONS, HALFLING ARE ALL COMING!!!
>>567745875maybe they're putting all their work into the end times :)
>Best part of Skulls was Space Marine 2 big free update
That's really it for Warhammer 3? Jack shit?
>>567745984Don't forget those insects that Skaven fear
No one cares about End Slop, Fantatroon. All 40k had to do was show a teaser and people already care about that more than the last big expansion theyre doing for 3 and not fixing the various bugs.
>>567745875Some CA dude just made a reddit post where he again assured it was coming this summer. Their past delays weren't accompanied with so many assurances
>>567746096LMAO
>>567746018Not like they have anything to show. The tiger's out of the bag and ET doesn't even have an approximate release date yet.
>>567745585rape
>no FLC>instead, an ad for the furnigger DLC!LMAO
>>567746096I only trust Legend (PBUH).
>>567746408It's well and truly over
>>567746508has he started a new channel yet?
Oh boy I can't wait to win the armaggedon war in 3 turns.
>>567746641He pivoted to unemployment
>New AoS game>Ratniggers>2d action platformer>No name developerShould've been about Lizardmen butchering rats.
>Put a nigger on the front page for 40k to farm DEI funding>Actually put in Commissar Yarrickkinda based?
I think CA might not do anymore character packs. Bhashiva hasn't bumped the playerbase at all. Not even the Chinese showed up.
guysare we in doomer mode
Making some Dwarf/Ogre OC
>>567746757maybe it's not the idea but the character. I bet Thanquol, Neferata or some cool chaos dude would do well as a character pack.
>>567746756ayo ain't dat nigga dead asel?!
>>567746757Depends on the character I think. No one is going to care about someone's fursona. It would be different if it was Neferata.
>>567746757You can only juice a game so much, an OP tekken character in a easy ass campaign isn't going to have much legs.
>>567746794Fantasoys on suicide watch because there's a new AoS game coming out
>>567746757what was the peak? Chorfs?
>>567746886He was presumed dead, but never confirmed.They brought him back for 11th edition
>>567746886The precedents from Grom, Repanse, Vlad is no one cares.
>>567744845>>567744532Obviously you have to be able to create your own character. They hype this up since first trailer. Your donut steel chapter won't have Calgar as a leader
>>567746849I started my modding journey from this post
>>567746757Bashiva is shitIt's a design that looks completely out of place in the setting, for a faction only chinks enjoy, it's a fanfic character nobody had any hype for, and comes out while everyone is waiting for Nagash
>>567746018Please understand. We had to dedicate our slot on stream to announcing some 40k Glup Shittos for our 10 year anniversary.
>>567739291i remember fighting a few clan eshin armies with perma-stalk and it was fun, for a moment it was almost like playing a real strategy game with fog of war. then i effortlessly rolled them with chariots and t1 infantry because they had a ranged-heavy composition which the battle ai can't make use of. total war sucks
>-50 relations with Orkz>starts at War with Ghazghkulls Warband>passive ability: Frenzy (Lord's Army)>Bonus vs Large +15 and Unbreakable for Armageddon Steel Legion units
>>567747003Nope, it was launch, a launch so disastrous that a third of the people who bought it on launch never even bothered to return for IE. the 25 and the small but noticeable bump near the end was when WH3 was part of the Humble Bundle.The highpoints are in this order:LaunchIEChorfsToDHumble Bundle
>>567745659These will be your first premade campaignsTerra is not in any War Zone for now
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>>567747404GRIM
>>567747404The game seems have remained pretty consistent instead of completely plummeting like some other games
>>567746757It's a character which appears to noone, not even jeets or chinks. Or furfags. Or lorefags
>>567746757It's a shitty OC that looks completely out of place for the setting, to the point where not even the chinks want it despite Bhashitva just being CATHAY NUMBA WAN
>>567746757no one wants fur shit, and bashiva has nothing to do with china, imagine if they added an empire dlc with mongol inspired warriors, they don't care about it
>>567746757Maybe they should've added an actual character instead of some furnigger OC. Tiger DLC when Tigermen are an Ind thing is also stupid beyond belief.
>>567641417Right but with left's hair
>>567747123I wish there was a Skaven Bretonnian knight character.Is he from a Skaven clan and moved to Bretonnia and started larping as a knight for some reason? Or just a Bretonnian who was turned into a Skaven through magic? Dunno, but it would be funny.