Previous: >>568046661>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Tokai Teio
Oaks fillies and their relatives.
sex with fillies
Red Evans wins the Freeway StakesOaks in 26 mins
>>568062271CAM ON JURYOKU PIERROTWIN SOME FACKING RACES
>>568062271Star Anise double Tiara LET'S GOOOOOOO
>>568062328NoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568062271>lememe raiding a mare
mares
>>568062271$50 on Longing Celine
>>568062384oh my mistake, sorry
>>568062271Long Tall Sally, you better not disappoint me.
star anise got this
>>568062271GO ALANKAR
Inp rogresshttps://jiggie.fun/eSQ59T
>>568062328
>>568062271I am liking Alankar anons. Take is riding too.
>>568062746>>568062328Haru would get addicted to torena cock.
Ecoro Regina Granddaughter of Orfevre, Grand Granddaughter of Stay Gold and related to McQueen wins the Idaten Stakes
>>568062765
>>568062328oh no...
>>568062794
>>568062765Except for this, that is concerning.>>568062694Lmao the line is real
>>568062880sniff
>>568062271the frog is almost at 80 wins this year already. I shall anti Dream Core with all my soul
>>568062271Rooting for Mitsukane Venera and Longing Celine
would haru get smarter after she grows up
>>568063084She'd get hornier
>>568063084no
Japan got female jockeys? I think no16 in violet silks was.
Quagsire is overpowered and it's ruining this game. There I said it
>>568062271Call me stupid, but Sweet Happiness will win
>>568063084Ulala is basically the real training. However she grows up entirely depends on you and how you want her to grow up
>>568063142around maresbe aware
>>568063209Mare Fucker-san
That Duraling just set a new record for Kyoto 1800m damn
>>568063084
>>568063084Haru doesn't have a single fold in her brain, it's entirely up to you to get her to a level above functionally illiterate
>>568063137
Your uma? bottom gun
>>568063142The security guard will stop her from entering my room after curfew
>just dropped under 250 clocks>still have a ton of parent runs to doI'm not gonna make it...
It is always the Taishin on the right?Its a guts vs wit/speed build
>>568063374Easily right
Gaiamente is kinda cool name, obvious nod to sire and continues his musical theming, plus dam is Musical Romance.
>Sirius has a clubmate in this wtf
Take is still workingIs Take gonna jockey until he physically cant anymore
>>568063374Right has more potential
Around mareys, it's not scary
Gaiamente son of Duramente, Grandson of Admire Groove and Grand Grandson of Air Groove wins the Miyakooyi StakesOaks in 13 mins
>>568063374definitely right
I want a japanese jockey wife
wtf did beauty anshinzawa make those dresses
>>568063537Are lewd
Who is this beauty anshinzawa person even
I believe in Ani-tan Triple Tiara dream
>>568063545
>>568063604NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO
NIPPON HIMBA
Laughterlines looks like she wants to go.
She might not be the strongest umamusume... but shes very dear to me....
Odds dropping to 5 means this race is any horses to win.
went for a walk. 4.2 miles. played umamusume the whole time. exit doored one run before inspo. Restarted. Still haven't finished that career and i'm back home now. During Oaks and Shuka Sho I jogged for the full duration of the races on 1x speed. Was fun. Wouldn't have been fun if she lost tho. I wanna do this more often. Lord knows I could use the exercise.
>>568063537
Everytime I see trifectas my jaw just drops at the payouts
>>568063807>posts the uma that ran the derby instead
BRING ME THE FILLIES
I have a 200 words essay for tomorrow and I'm still playing my borrows, what do.
>>568062328I'm marrying her onee-chan instead
>>568063958im devious like that
My uma? Smart.
>>568063816Bro how are you getting 2-3 on longs that late into Classic?
LOCK IN
cool animation
>no janky 3d horses explodingRuined.
>>568063963Cute slut!
>>568047902Uhhh I don't think I have an absolute favorite yet so that makes it harder, I'll run what "works better" until I have a waifu to raise forever>>568048907If the options are Front and End I'll have a rough time considering I don't have CB or NTR/Fuku, but it looks brighter than a future of farming gw packageI'll try Ends for cm14 and see if it's more bearable than training the FR I've been training so far with 0 success 3rd 4 cms in a row, and if I get better results I'll lock in on Ends until paces become good since I have a lot and FM mlb and I'd love to train Gentildonna
ITS TIME
>>568063984>200 wordsSON are you posting from middle school?
>>568063963So this is how Falco gets her fans...
a lot of 99 to 1s
oh no, more sweepies...
Dober is into NTR...
YADA
this girl makes the strangest sounds when you let her bite you
>>568064137Dober is probably the kinkiest uma in the game
>>568063984200 words is like two paragraphs, hardly an essay
STREAM LINK PLEASE
COME ON!
anise sandwich
>>568063984it's over
ON THE OUTSIDE
>>568064234https://famelack.com/tv/us/kDBBY14O2KzLCz
hot glue
Anis bros?
STAR ANISE IS ALREADY JOBBING AIIIIEEE
>>568063842this sounds fun except for the fact that google's phone team decided that no one is allowed to play umamusume
ABSOLUTE KINO
JUPI FUCKING GOT ITI'M SO FUCKING HAPPY LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
AIEEEEE GOLD CLAN YAMETE
>>568062348grats bwo
I KNEEL ORFEVRE
>>568064275piece of shit fandueltv put simulcast for no reason i wish i didnt link this
>>568064312Oka sho winner rarely win the Oaks
JURYOKU PIERROT!!!!!!!!
that's crazy
ORFEVRE END IS ALWAYS BROKEN
how confident does the jockey have to be to stand up like that
MY FUARKING HERO
>>568064234In the future use this for all your JP horse racing:https://kick.com/b01doghos
HOLY FUCKING MARE BLOB
>>568064435Juryokyu Pierrots? She doesn't give a fuck she's happy, first woman Jockey to win a G1
>JOBlankar>JOB anise
Triple Tiara dream is overJuryoku Pierrot wins the Oaks
first female Oaks winner too
>lememe jobbed against a womanAll is right in the world.
NO FUCK NO!!
>>568064475it looked like she stood up even before crossing the line even though it was really close is all
>>568064435She stood up at the finish line, not before
>just push through the middleholy shitNOT BROCKED
>>568064475>first woman Jockey to win a G1Wait I thought horse riding was a woman sports
>>568064486is this the biggest blob of the classic season so far
>>568064486When homestretch finally procs
Absolutely kinoTriple Tiara tho
Mare races definitely more fierce.
>first female trainer to win the Kentucky Derby>now the first female jockey to win the Japanese Oaks
>>568064423Yeah, she was fucking up in dirt, got switched to turf and turned into her fucking papa.
>>568062348YYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why do umas always rape? Didn't they ever listen to the song Fuck Her Gently, you don't always have to fuck torena-san hard.
menbros...
>>568064402my wife did
>Woman won by riding a Filly in Fillies/Mare G1 classic
Triple Tiara dream is dead this yearTime to support Lovcen (next week)
>>568064571White women do and they sweat a lot when they ride horses but not as a sport
>>568064571Isn't that mostly dressage?
is that horse bowing??
>>568064486>Non Stop Girl activates
>>568064571In Japan.
My money... Down the drain...
>>568064423>buy dirt horse>turf sparks finally activate
>>568064486goddamn she was in the waaay back and just brute forced it. Holy kino
end closers are just pure cinema guys...i will marry mr cb now....
Maguin upscale.
>>568064486LOVE LATE/END HORSESABSOLUTE SOUL
>>568064572Until we see the Derby yes
>>568064486I HATE END CHUDS
>>568062183>Mfw female toreina won the Oaks
>lost 3000 yen>win 6100 yenGOOD ENOUGHMY HERO
>end closer>sired by Orfevre
>>568064571Women do Equestrian stuff moreso than Horseracing.
>>568064423>dirt STACY enters a turf race>rapes everyone and leaves
So how many active female jockeys are there in Japan? I don't think I saw any before today.
Love how the commentators wasn't even fucking paying attention to her until she actually took the front
Juryoku Pierrot Daughter of Orfevre, Granddaughter of Stay Gold and Zenno Rob Roy and Grand Granddaughter of Mejiro McQueen wins the Japanese Oaks
>>568064486>that far back that lateAnd you guys said Masterful Gambit was bad
>>568064975Extremely based lineage
>>568064957This will be yanko in l'arc, beliib it
What place did Star Anise finish in?
>>568064828kek what a noble mare bowing for the audience
>>568064828very polite
I didn't even bet and my favorite won is it normal to still cryBecause I teared up.
>>56806502412th
>>568064628>album release date: 2000>I listened to it in freshman year of high schoolI'M NOT OLD, YOU'RE OLD
>>568065024za rest nowhere
>>568065024Had nasty bump right outta the gate and then was sandwiched and brocked for the whole race.
>>568065074we're witnessing a new era so yea
>>568065085>>568065108BrutalI guess she's going to go the short distance route then...
>>568064628They're fans of Krauser III
bereshit would have smoked this track
>>568065108brootal
>female jockey>OrfespawnThere's your designated lesbo mare, yuriniggers.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MRopCQ_0RQI
>>568065192time to pivot to just miles
>>568064338i use a pixel 6. I do get the crash but i have no idea what really causes it, but it seems a lot more common when i wake up in the morning. i've thought maybe it has something to do with the shoe donation system but i could just be schizing out over it. Didn't get a crash the whole walk.
How to bet if you are not in Japan?
>>568065234Can't wait to fall for it like I fall for all the other dykebait Horses.
>>568065234ok but answer me thiswho is the top?
>>568065160You could even say, said new era has been born
>>568064975Heroic lineage
>>568065234Gold family is for the yumes, not the yurifags.
>>568065160how far are we into this new era?
>>568065294You make the Emperor proud
>>568065138Star anise wasn’t part of that bump it was 11-13 that collided
Dirtchads won
JOCKEY DOWN
>>568065138I was wrong, just rewatched the start, no bump, just had a weird start and swerved hard into right and back to left.It was 12 who was bumped/sandwiched by 11 and 13.
jockeyis off
>>568065252look at your local betting websitesyou can bet on swedish websites for example
Aren't we done for the day? What else?
i like mares because they are female
>>568065497Chater cup if you care
>>568065497Yes, the big race is always at the end of the racing day
>>568065248She can become the next Mile Queen
>>568064468I was expecting this to be a gay porn link
>>568065663you can stream porn on kick?
>>568065320You might say the new era is beginning
>no rainbows on first turn of summer>pop 5 whistles>no rainbows>abandon runyeah sure no rainbows with 6 speed cards how convenient not even meme runs for fun are safe from the game "RNG"
>>568065723Kick is for borderline NSFW 3DPD streams
>>568065663good to have new viewers
>>568065320I'd say the classic horses have been pretty good so far but it's been going for a while with the likes of Croix, Terra, Masquerade Ball, Meisho Tabaru, etc Right now for the classics every spotlight is on Lovcen
>>568065736shut up Rudolf you always say that>>568065778you didn't answer my question tho, is that a no?
I need more images of Curren Chan looking at me in extreme disgust
>>568065723I'm sure someone has tried
>>568065814>you canYes
Nishino Kentaman Grand Grandson of Taiki Shuttle wins the last allowance race in Niigata
>>568065819
>>568065782I like Masquerade Ball because I am a filthy Duramente enjoyer
>>568065824Sex with Grassu
>>568065929Same but also he's very cute. I bought his little horse plush. That said, another Duramente kid won today, Gaiamente, and even broke a record. So between that and Jupi's win I'm struggling to go back to sleep despite having work in the morning.
could you beat lemaire in a fistfight
>love to watch porn of mature, well endowed umas having lovey-dovey intercourse and a warm couple dynamic and making love like I'll never eventually have in my good ending>also love to watch porn of petite, small umas being destroyed by some nasty huge cocks and getting absolutely ravaged by someone either physically stronger or a fucking fatass I'll probably become on my bad endingWhat about you bros?
>>568065814No.
We fucked
>>568066051I bet I can beat (You) in a fistfight.
>>568065723Not really. Kick only exists as a platform because Twitch banned 'gamba meta' and pissed off the scumbag Train and his buddies who were raking in huge millions in gambling sponsor money.
This image of umas looking lovingly at their daughters makes me consider the possibility that life is not inherently evil and that the flourishing of one's child is something beautiful. And I also realize my existence is completely replaceable and my contribution toward their flourishing can be fulfilled by someone else. No, my existence is something is much less, because I can't even be acknowledged by the thing I adore. Still my vision of their flourishing brings a fleeting satisfaction, and that hurts just a little less
are they still milking orf like kitasan
Piechan is cute.
>>568066161I'd rape you bozo
>>568066051I'm pretty sure anyone could beat up a manlet frog, even Urara probably could
>>568066221orfe's stud fee is a lot lower than ktiasan because all his kids that do well are dirt specialists lol
I've been doing pasa parent runs since last CM finals and she hadn't given me a 2 mile or above that didn't have 0 whites or 1 blue
>>568066219The things I would do to Tsuyoshi....
Why did you have to ruin Chiyo...
>>5680657606 wtf?
>>568066219you're thinking too hard
>>568066158
>>568065928that's not me...
>>568066219Jiggie is a powerful medium
>>568066051I weight like 3 times more than him so yesnot a Teiofag btw
>>568066051No because that's mean
Julnar wins the last allowance race in Kyoto
>>568066242Ugh
>>568066305
>>568064957>DirtChads walking into TurfSissies territory and destroying themLove to see it
>>568066230https://x.com/harada_nikkan/status/2058385751616917570She's such a cute honse
>>568066305Vodka is evil.
>>568066352i'm just tipsy and moody>>568066369indeed
>>568066305I wish Daiwa Scarlet would look at me like that.
what uma is like this
>>568066718Mejiro Ramonu.
>>568065318What is a yume but a yurifag who ships herself with the uma
JOCKEY TAKE DOWN
HorsesGirlsHorse girlsThat sounds so dumb to say
the jockey fears the uma
umamusumeumamusumethat sounds so sexy
does oguri cap know what sex is
>>568066718heard i'm what
>>568067023Why is Kiritsugu a horse trainer?
>>568067086No, her brain is only food.
>>568067086The fatter the fuck, the more horny she becomes. Oguri is the fattest fuck
>>568067105uma butt
>outplaces your favorite horse
>>568067253Ass Wonder...
>>568067253Grass wouldn't act like this.
>>568067253Is smelling a sweaty uma's asshole good for you?
>>568067253disgusting amerimutt ass
>>568067286But what if you compliment her refined Japanese ways?
for how long is the fucking kkklan going to terrorize japanese racing I'm convinced this shit was rigged and everyone slowed down to let her win because there's just no fucking way
umanumnumnumnum
>>568067301yes
>>568067253>>568067301You are from Kentucky
Are they going to release characters like obey your master or toni bianca?
>>568067525Young girls don't act like this.
>>568067495My special needs sister in law is so cute
>>568067569>he doesn't know
>>568067554assume they won't
>>568065234I can jerkoff to Aichan without it being gay even tho she's just umafied Lememe
Hey! I ended up going to that Uma pub near my place, it was fun. People were double gambling on the gacha banner and whoever didn't get a 3 star would have to take a shot of whisky.
>>568067569
>>568067234Where's the grey one's jockey?>>568067495The goldlings add yet another G1 winner to their collection...
>>568067772I do this
Didn't know they have those in Jakarta
>>568067525I don't understand shipping Maya with Teio when there's Marvelous
>>568067403fatwa
>>568067569>>568067772
>>568067984Because marvelous is MINE
Gylfi wins the Tanzawa Stakes and last race of today
>>568067771How was the experience? Did you have fun or drunk or met any /uma/dacchis?
>>568067984
>>568068034Are you a woman? Because Marvelous Sunday isn't attracted by men
>>568067554cingrey is in the same camp as the 2003 fma anime or Gonzo Hellsing
>>568068075Why are you samefagging, you literally used two back to back NTR images
Isn't it too early for the guy to start posting? Or did he just not go to sleep?
>>568068229Bloomers are so erotic...
>>568068314Pretty.
All races for today are done, we're witnessing the beginning of- actually someone already said that, as always thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go betterJapanese Derby in 1 week, I hope you can all be here for it, or there if you're in japan
Mayano Top Cun
>>568067771So how was it? I would love to go to events/pubs like that but I'm too awkward for it
>>568068393>Japanese Derby in 1 weekLovcen WILL win the Dahby
"""pretty""" derby
>>568068758Handsome women are fine too
Pretty derby!
>Mayano's trainer will be a woman in star blossom>there will be scenes where she flirts with her and tell her she wants to go on a date>suddenly the entire part of the fandom who hated her will suddenly pretend they always liked herI can already see this coming
>>568068758>pretty derby>lost the derby
I mostly love umas for their breasts, small or big I love them tits.
>>568068075>>568068575It was more entertaining than I thought it would be. I got to talk to other people who play Uma, there were a few tables for competing on a custom race the pub prepared for the occasion, it was two actually, Nakayama T2500m and Tokyo D2000m, Arima and Daishoten respectively.Most people were talking about their favorites, sharing what they like about them, not many cared about CM much other than making their oshi for it and that's it. There was merch like stamps and keychains. It felt less embarrassed being there when some gigachad fat slob showed up with his Haru Urara Ug rank to the Arima race and came in 3rd place.
>>568068864I could have sworn they still get the ick whenever she's flirtatious towards Torena-san even if they're playing as a female trainer. They always say something like "I like you but I don't like your fans" or "She makes me uncomfortable"
>>568068393Dahby!
bonobwo here! i got invited to the delmar racetrack im gonna bet on the biggest honse and cheer and wish it wins big!
Uma sex
>overslept and missed the racesgreat start to the morning bwos
>>568069065I had to deal with a patient ODing and missed all the races. It sucks
Lard ass umas
>>568069338I look like this
>>568068758Is that meant to be Agnes Flight in the bottom right?
Agnes Fuck
>>568068990>gigachad fat slob showed up with his Haru Urara Ug rank to the Arima race and came in 3rd place.Holy sovl
>>568068990>Most people were talking about their favorites, sharing what they like about them, not many cared about CM much other than making their oshi for it and that's it. That sounded so fun actually. If only I'm not as socially inept then I would try going to one.Maybe if I get the courage or go to one while drunk.
is this what 4chan has been reduced toblogging about your time at the pub last night
>>568069512I ignored the blogpost but you newfags really out yourselves so easily.
>>568069512>is this what 4chan has been reduced toHoly shit anon, how are you not embarrassed by the shit you write
>>568069512yeah because your schizoid episodes are totally on topic, right?dumb newfag
>>568069512What blogpost? Do you not hide shit at first sight?
>>568069338
>>5680695124chan originally are for anons to have fun and for socially awkward people to share their experiences and moments you dumb newfag
>>568069512i dont know seems very wholesome to me and is actually on topic so maybe you need to go out to the pub
autism speaks
oops, touched a nerve there didn't I
>>568069449I thought so too, he was a buhi with all the good SSR cards that are not generalist like Finemo Kita. Anything for Ulala>>568069467It was very fun, I'd recommend anyone to try it once at least, even if you are not that sociable as you say. You can ask someone you know to go with you so you have someone to fall back whenever you are feeling inadequate, it is like a cheat code.I work with people under my charge, so I am used to engaging people and just talk, but I am not a social butterfly at all.
>>568069809Noooo stop, Rice you should have a cute bush!!
justice and good never wins
Here you go /uma/
It's nice to be...nicenature
is it erp hours yet
I don't play the game. Is this "zone" thing from cingrey a thing in the game? or is it made specifically for cingrey?
>>568069512I swear you fags are the reason why 4chan should have been gatekept. This site isn't for everything edgy and shitposts
I tried to cope with Mile B and clocked out at NHK Mile Cup
>>568070030kwab
>>568069868>>568069906why don't you reply directly to the posts calling you a retarded faggot?why are spics always like this? whenever you challenge them they just default to this
>>568069959it's what the skills are
Autism
>>568070030>clocked out at NHK Mile CupWhy would you spend FIVE clocks on an already obvious dead career. You shouldn't use the clocks more than two times, maybe three, pre-summer
>>568070030>mile CM>starting with mile Bbweh
test
>>568064031I was on URA Finale so I could do her story and got royally buttfucked by bad event rng and a deck not suited for her nor the scenario.
>>568070153did it work
>>568069959What Cingrey calls "the zone" is what the game calls the special skills
>>568070153Stop ban evading
>>568070153I don't see you
>>568070110I am just doing a medium TT uma career
>>568069959it's from real life
>>568070185Yeah I know his race now.>>568070203bit hypocritical innit?
>>568070153TEST THIS
Romantic Warrior has achieved the Hong Kong triple crown, he won the Stewards' Cup (1600m), The Hong Kong Gold Cup (2000m) and right now the Champions & Chater Cup (2400m)He joins River Verdon (1994) and Voyage Bubble (2025)
>>568069959Zone is not real anywayOguri could not run at her full potential because of mental blocks
>>568069881If I ever go to one I'll probably consider to ask a friend to go with me but at the same time I want to experience it alone for the best experience. I want to try experiencing at least one before the uma hype dies down.
>>568066428
I want to cheat on my trainee
I want my trainee to cheat on me
hag life
I want that guy's trainee to cheat with me
bwos help me im starting to find biko cute at first it was only shinko but seeing biko more and more made me realize how cute her short hair is please dont tell me im gonna start finding all short hair umas cute
I want to spectate complex trainee and trainer cheating dynamic
I want to cheat on my trainee with that guy
>>568070768biko is sexy and that's a fact
>>568070768shinko has a fat assbiko is a child/10
>>568070768One step to become a Ryanfag
>>568070768>dont tell me im gonna start finding all short hair umas cutebut they ARE all cute
Okay but which umas would be the best at NTR? For example, which umas would make you eat the oji-san sperm out of her...
>>568070752
>>568070752HAG WIFE
>>568071014>which umas would be the best at NTRAyabe?
>>568070768It's over for you, your transformation into a boyfucker is imminent
[ - ]
>>568071014easily curren
>>568070752>>568071056
spent 3 clocks on sapporo junior stakes
>>568069338My tongueTheir belliesDo the math
>argh, i keep struggling with getting high speed early>i also feel that letting my mood stay at neutral is fucking me out of a lot of the earlygame stat growth>okay this game i'm going to focus on speed and take the first chance i can to raise mood!>turn 1: 3 on speed>turn 2: 4 on stam>turn 3: 4 on guts>turn 4: 3 on wits>kitasan "ah, friendship" for +1 moodheh, all according to plan.
I want to get Fuku into chatGPT and watch her devolve into ai psychosis and kill herself
>>568071067UMAYUCK
>>568071147I don't see anything so it must've been a reply.
>infidelity advocation and NTR spam at this hourI don't EVER want to hear >muh Americans EVER again
>>568071273Bruh it's just the realm of fantasy not reality
post something sleepy
>>568071259don't reply to me clown
cheating >>> NTRunderstand the difference.
>>568071273Weekend threads are fucked
>>568071273>that guy's shit stinks so it can't be my shit that stinksnah
>>568071351Oh, you were who I hidden, I see.
>>568071352what's the difference
>>568071338
post something friendly
>>568071273I want to be mutually exclusive with a mare who is depicted as an older woman and pump out a full family together.t. American
Post something erotic
post something
brown hours?
>>568069881desu if I can buhi for my favorite I would do so but I told myself to never spend anymore on gacha gamesIt just isn't worth it especially with everything getting EoS'd at the end
>>568071589I hope so.
do you think Maruzensky also has to deal with mold problems in her apartment?dear god why is it 85% humidity inside
>>568071694too fat
4 clocks and 5 mood downs in junior year should I just give up
>>568071735i farted
>>568071862>4 clocksyou should have given up at 2
>>568071694this is what happens if she drinks the wrong water
post
>>568071735Maruzensky noC.B. has had to move several times after her apartments were condemned
>>568071972
Is Agnes Tachyon brown?
>>568072068yes, she is a chestnut
>>568071972Norn...
I hope when they add Maurice to the game they make her the biggest goonerbait possible
>>568072203duramente white-passing latina and incredibly racist
>>568072068https://files.catbox.moe/wco5el.mp4She speaks German, so yes.
imagine being attracted to someone literally called "mister" lmao what a fag
nice nature thighs
>>568071972postin Mini
>>568072415
>my wives?>brian>ryan>rob roy>rickey>and mr cock ball
Thoughts on this skill?
>>568072546If losing, lose but not by a lot.
>>568072415i'm le isekai chud???
>>568072451Pure sex.
>>568072546Okay if there's no good skill left to learn.
>>568072113Chestnuts are the uma master race
Does anyone actually use the Team Sirius card?
Eishin CUTE
Help I'm still awake for some reason
>>568072973My favorite can't use it, no.
>>568072339I don't get it. I'm guessing its imitating a German TV ad but why Tachyon
>>568073190I had one of these 20 minutes ago and I lost all my clocks before summer
>>568073153Tachyon panties
>>568072546universally accepted to be terrible.laterace velocity needs to hit after you finish accel phase. on sprint and mile, most of phase 2 is accel phase so it won't do shityou also need to be rearpack. If you've already accelerated to top speed and are still rearpack, something is wrong and Sturm is not going to be enough to fix it. I would only ever buy it on super long courses. Tenno Sho Spring gives it about a 75% chance of not being useless.
I haven't felt like watching anime since last year. Uma motivation is fading too. Maybe my weeb phase is over.
>>568073298
>>568073391What's she thinking about?
>>568073391
>>568073153Does she actually like yellow panties or are they just soaked in her urine because she's too lazy to change clothes?
This is Orfevre
>>568073589tom and jerry'd
Sex with Curren and Curren tore
>>568073436Deep thoughts about the universe and existence itself. Umas get those while being pounded by their trainers.
>>568073632is this a shiraoki-type situation
>>568073589hippo
>>568073190i hope your run explodes
>>568073635McQueen's getting pounded...
>>568073512my daughter wouldn't dress like this
realistically there is probably a booming business of uma gravure idols that those mob umas have to go into after not making it in racing
>got the Mile S, Fast Leader, Kitasan Black landed on Speed training, the Guts landed on Guts during Summer award but Mr Cock and Shit and Bamboo Retard didn't finish their chain reward
>>568073907>booming>he didn't goon it to the 70s-80s uma gravure magazinesNGMI
>>568073945I don't see how your two meme green texts are connected
>>568073945Do you think they'd go to that pool?
>>568073907there's that magazine that pops up sometimes with an uma in a swimsuit on the cover
How do you get pink distance spark, do you just pray to Lord Jesus Christ that you don't get Style spark?
>>568073907
>>568073928Awww, is the horsie game too hard for the widdle baby? Does baby need an easy mode?
>>568074021you can up your odds by running an uma with A in only one style
>>568074021No, you pray to Shiraoki-sama. Also having two parents with the same pink helps.
>>568074068Don't shitpost with my wife.
>Running Dober career for the first time since she spooked me>
>>568073907imagine a future trainee is also a gravure uma. which hors would this be
>>568074021This is a Shiraoki thread. Ningen gods need not apply
I wonder if the last 2CMs made a lot of trainers addicted to debuffers. I kept seeing 1 ace and 2 end debuffers in public lobbies when 3 aces feels like the correct and proper way to tackle the mile CM.
>>568074162City after her shitty career ends and Oguri and the big 3 took away the spotlight from her.
>>568074108>Also having two parents with the same pink helps.
>>568074182That's because nobody has clocks anymore, and can't afford to make three aces. The people who still have clocks at this point are lazy, and can't be bothered to make three proper aces.
Lewd...
>>568074119Fiiine.
>>568074216Yeah, that had me stumped for like 3 good minutes, I knew Smuguri was hiding somewhere, maybe I didn't phrase it correctly in my original post
>>568074216Goddamn, that's a gaslight too? I can't trust this place. Anyway I ended up luckshitting the same pinks so it at least helped as placebo.
>>568073907more like>walk into 7-11 during graveyard hours while drunk>see uma cashier>haha, did you ever think about competing haha>oh, uh, I actually did attend Tracen...>I uh placed 8th in the Derby once and I uh, won the Aoi Statkes my last year...>oh, uh, really? haha ummm.... well, see ya haha
Orenjhttps://litter.catbox.moe/mblinq.mp4
>>568073907>tfw no NPC mob uma wife
>>568074314I'm retarded and misunderstood your post, sorry.
You guys aren't really mean people who intentionally gaslight others, right? You're just retarded, right?
>>568074257while I am lazy, there's still a huge difference between playing the game and throwing clocks down a welltwo months ago I had like 900 clocksthat's 12 clocks a day ignoring the fact that we've had another few hundred since thenif you're burning 12 clocks a day then you're unironically playing the game wrong
>>568074182I'd always run 3 aces or hybrids, but seeing how amazing a front Dominator was in CM12 made me think I'm missing out. It made XOguri's prey for the backliners in frontless matches. Definitely running one in CM15.
>>568074371I haven't seen my mob uma wife in a long time now. Starting to get worried that she doesn't show up in the game anymore.
>>568074349The orang sway
>>568074371
Post your NPC Uma wife.
>>568074424I try not to gaslight or give wrong answers. If I'm not answering then that means I'm shrimply not sure about my advices.
>>568074345>won Aoi Stakes>retired as a 3-year since Aoi Stakes only can be run by third-year trainees (both IRL and in-game)Now, who do you think it was
PP on ends?
>>568074653>Duo SovlSovl
Fuck
>>568074424¿por que no los dos?
>>568074653Cute hair.Picrelated isn't my wife, but cute.
>>568074619That's a kuranta...!
>>568074424My one good trait is being confidently wrong.
>>568074671I'll go with Lord Kanaloa since that was my graduating year too
>>568074757最強はEL CONDOR PASAAAAAAA
i believe in everything i sayespecially wehn im wrong
why the FUCK can skin trouble take -2 mood
Is Taiki hopeless next cm? She has mile skills and I was hoping she'd overtake some front runners in final corner with lot of mid-race velocity skills (I have FM for speedstar) and then hopefully late activate SfV.
>>568074925anon pls understand they are teenage girls, the most minor skin issue is literally the end of the world to them
>>568074182>addicted to debuffersEven now you have a much much higher chance to win with 2 mediocre ace and 1 debuffer than 3 UG aces. At absolute minimum you need a hybrid. Keep in mind whale aces are losing to S+ umas because of this. The last cm was so brutal that breadtubers who thought they can rawdog it with 3 aces just because they have better umas, nearly all of them lost and to rub salt on the wound, they didn't lose to some UG oguri with 2 dedicated debuffers but rather just subpar umas who had at least 1 debuffer or hybrid.The very moment Golshi drops the meta will be cemented into 1 ace 2 debuffs, and then you can only wait until they drop the debuffer ban.
>>568073229>>568073736
>>568074850Lord Kanaloa decided to rape a full generation of sprinters instead of retiring as a three-year
>>568075000The real reason is that Japanese culture is a horrific maze of inhuman constraints that drives people to behave insanely
>>568074990
>>568074536just stick with your trainee, she's a mobile object too
>>568075093okay but I don't see how that related to getting dry lips
>>568074994My pace Pasa is winning some rooms, so Taiki surely has an even better chance. Make sure to put Budding Blossom on her.
>>568074994The key to pace chasers is unironically GUTS dueling
AKIKAWA WON'T GIVE ME SPURTI DON'T NEED A THIRD STRATEGIST HINT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>568075093>don't be a nuisance or a retard>horrific maze of inhuman constraintswew lad just admit you're third world
>>568075231Thank you for telling me to fuck this small horse, I almost forgot her.
>>568075335>>don't be a nuisance or a retardOh you mean like you're being right now?
>>568075309How about a heal? I think you need that, yes?
Gemini generate me a champions meeting
I'm running Yaeno this CM I don't give a fuck anymore
>>568075416>>568075406Rape
>>568075349I want to poke her
>>568075061i hope you explode
>>568075349You aren't pulling me out.
>>568075408what are you gonna do about it nerd?
>>568075460
it's senior year and shinko still isn't orangestarted paying attention and she was literally on stam or guts 8 turns in a row (counting whistles as turns)
>>568075493I'm gonna kiss you.
>>568070030>Mile BWhy would you do that?Are you training someone with Mile F mutated to B and hoping the rng favors you?
>>568075639>>568075639This torena is coping a feel of Digitan's little butt...
>>568070030
>>568075694Maybe she's training someone with Mile G and actually got lucky on the first inspo
>>568069959Zone is anime explanation for unique skills.
>>568069959The zone is basically unique skills
Thoughts?
>>568070078>>568070226both of these are truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPSx8hdsbzY
>>568075875ACTIVATE THE SEX CHAKRA
Oh man this new guy absolutely LOVES the game we are lucky to have him
>>568075875charm if no cakes
>>568073907Every umafans model is a failed racer.
>>568076007average MANT chad be like
>>568075875Always go strength.
>>568076007hell yeah I love making line go up
>>568075875>late marchSTRENGTH
>>568075875senior year? if run collapsing - topif run good - charm
>>568076034>Senior march charmingremember this is the person giving you advice when you post
>>568076120Look up what charm chakra does dunning krugerbro
>>568076120charm is the low failure free energy and mood up
>Take gets his own Anime with Special Weekhttps://x.com/THE_JOCKEY_40th/status/2058457975594066028?s=20
>>568075942>>568076034>>568076067>>568076097>>568076105ALWAYS GAMBLE
>>568076262LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568076262based
>>568076262Based and deserved.
>>568076262YATTA
Is Nyopera unique useless on Miles since it activates to early? Building Nyopera parents and wanna know if I should bother buying mile skills
>>568076314She's so erotic...
>>568076430Yes Opera is med/long
>stupid faggot game floods your C: drive no matter what you do
>>568076430Depends, I'm not sure if you can reach top speed during the 1067-1200m mark before it procs.
>>568076448She's so fucking FLAT
>>568076482>>568076524Ok I guess I'll focus on Medium and Long skill then
>>568076521play it on your phone
>this useless shit gets fast learner>this useless shit learns all these skills>this useless shit still manages to job 4 g2/g3>this useless shit refuses to get mile S even with double circle mant parentsI'm never training a shit surger ever again.
>>568076314>>568076448sex with the mini lady
>>568076521my phone doesn't have a C: drive?
I DEMAND SEX WITH KITASAN BLACK
>>568076683>>568076727>>>/vmg/
>>568076521my linux doesn't have a C: drive?
You can rely on Tsuru!
>>568076716Sex indeed
>>568076786Shakur would call it GNU/Linux.
>>568076521Wait, you guys play on Steam unironically?
>farmed Nishino parent for Teio >able to get a good Teio ace in one run + mile SI'm conflicted. I was sure I was going to be training a lot, and I wanted to do couple of Teio runsImma just redo my other aces instead then
>>568076765posters
>>568076791>>*fucking dies*
>>568076521My C: drive doesn't have faggots?
>>568076448Stupid sexy plank of wood.
>>568076817shakur is a faker she doesnt even know what git checkout does
>>568076521what is this nigga schizoing about
>>568076845>good Teio ace
>>568076521symlink it bwo>>568076932She can DEIO SUDEBBU so she is GOOD
>>568076928FAT FUCK
Boomers, important question.What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?If anyone says 13 I will murder them.
>>568077130
>>56807713013I can't see the question
>>568077117>She can DEIO SUDEBBUI've heard rumors that Teio has an ult but after many hours of investigation I was unable to produce conclusive evidence of it proccing
>>568076835You guys play videogames in MOBILE PHONE DEVICES?
>>568077238my fingers are too fat for phone gamingit is a perfect ipad game though
>>568077130only played 10 and 12, and 12 was dogshit
>>568077130Tactics for the GBA>>568077229She needs "If Losing, Win" inherited so she can activate her "If Winning, Win" unique
>>568077238don't you guys have phones?
>>568077229I've come to the conclusion that Kawakami also has an ult it's called NSM
>>568077238I play uma musume on my to work like Cygames intendedURA and Aoharu were perfectly timed that I could do one run if I took the scenic route
>>568077130I don't play jrpg slop when crpg are far superior
>>568077130VI I guess but I prefer Dragon Quest
>>568077531I fucking hate DraQue's stories
>>5680771309 with 7 as close second.
>>568077593too deep for you?
>>568077117>symlink it bwoit doesn't fucking WORK!!!!!
>>568077663It's the most basic shounen stories repeated each series but with slight changes. It's so goddamn boring
>>568077130I only ever played IV and thought is was ok
>>5680771309, then 6
Any reason to take Prudent Positioning or Go with the Flow on an end?
haha benis
>>568077130I like IV mostly because it brings me nostalgia from times when I was youngerMy father introduced me to it
Edenbros, reddit is very upset with us
>>5680771309
>>568077130V
>>568077894THAT'S SO FUNNY RYANXWOBIN
>>568077721You're probably doing something wrong. iirc a certain folder needs to be emptied for it to work I already forgot what I did since it's been so long already
How risky is Risky Business? I don't understand Gametora's description.
>>568076845When I started making aces I also wanted to make a Teio with my Nishino parent and yes, Deio Sdebbu works but when I found out Dasca's card for gold head on was such a dogshit card I just thought to myself I would let Teio rest for this CM, she needs a shit ton of accel to be able to Teio Step properly, NSM should work though. Good luck anon.
>>568077951based
Who is the Cloud of Umamusume?
Good morning bros
>>568078027>low quality imageGod I hate X RP accounts stealing images and X for recommending their posts to me>>568078046Thank! I already got one working and I'll believe she can win since she can win some lobbies and top 3 consistently. I doubt I can get a better one or maybe I still can
I still have like 7 hours to go before restaurants open up, but what should I break my fast with?
>>568078040it's...risky business...
>>568077130Echoes of time
>>568077130I'm over 30 and have never played a FF game
>>568078292going on a uma story reading spree
Pls tell me this is good enough for A finals>WitletThat's just canon Hishiama...
>>568078232Good morning bwo>>568078292Ramen or Steak
>>568078379>daring strike>halo's unique>spurt>mile SSure, she can get you to finals.>risky businessAnd she can also do the funniest thing ever.
>>568078464I figured with 1459 stamguts + radiant that it would be relatively safe...
>>568078420Good morning!>>568078150Rob Roy, cause she is a hero
With Bereshit injured and out of the Derby, it is OUR HERO LOVCEN that will win, right?
>>568078379>wit 785
The Orflings are powerful, we should let Dream Journey reproduce too.
>literally all my runs is having around 700-800 Wit, maybe hitting 900 close to 1000 if Finemo decides not to be a cunt on non-race turns.How the fuck are you guys doing 1200/600/1000/1200/1000? With 1 Speed, 3 Guts, 2 Wit it's hard enough already capping Speed if Kitasan and the Guts cards decide to be faggots and you have to dedicate Summer training to them.
Statline could have been better if slow metabolism didn't fuck me in the ass.
>>568078906Guts is a whale strategy
>>568078906just get lucky
gooned so hard on friday that i still cant get it up
>>568079082Unc is a NTR protagonist.
>>568078906I'm just assuming they have both better cards and better parents than what I have access to, as I'm perpetually stuck in the "everything I make is an A or A+" camp
>>568079082you're not supposed to death grip it anon
>>568078906you need finemo to lock in basically
I really like FFTA and especially FFTA2 but I've never played any mainline FF game (I've played War of the Lions too). >but FFTA2 is babyshitIt's a beautiful game and you cannot deny that.umamusume
>>568064486This reminds me of TM Opera O Arima Kinen win. You thought there's no way for Seina and Juryoku Pierrot to win when there's a great wall of fuchu in front of them. Yet they did.
>>568078612but is rob roy a brooding antisocial schizophrenic
>>568079191If that had Mile S and Fast Learner I would fucking crash out.
>>568079191>Yeah bwo a guts build is easy you just gotta get lucky>Look inside>All the meta cards and a speed+wit bonus uma with all-rounder aptitudes
>>568079320BITCH NIGGA WHY U CRYINGSTOP TRYING TO COMPETE IF YOU DONT HAVE THE CARDSRETARD
>>568079320pull on cards bwo>>568079313i think it was a fast learner run i don't remember
>>568078906a single double rainbow with fine motion in it + boosts is literally 100+ wit you just high roll>gutsgwobwo.................
>>568079291But she has big tits and cute glasses.
Guts ug is not real ug
>>568079595nice skills bwo
>>568079567What I wake up to every day.
>>568077130IX, then VI (snes version), then IV (NDS port)
>>568079675i wanted to make a long TT tacchy but then i kinda forgot she's only long B
You will not be spared during the Uma uprising!
Marvelous Sunday Derby soon....Is there a chance that we can bring back Turbo Tuesday? Maybe some other new gimmick race?
i want to fuck umamusumes I'm so lonely
Is this too much?
Finally Groundwork sparks
>>568079771man i like ZRR's design so much but she's a pace chaser (derogatory)
I just might be the unluckiest neigha on /uma/ when it comes to pulling cards I still don't even have a usable fucking nishino power sr much less ayabe despite pulling cards over 1500 times plus all the special guaranteed SR tickets we get periodically
>>568079697would Marvelous Sunday act like this?
are there any umas for a trainer in his 30s who works in a trade?
>>568079771Slaughter the MEN first!
Uokka!
>>568079997I'm not in my 30s and not doing a trade, does that help?
>>568080046RAPE
Umas should be paraded around in bikinis
>>568079771>>568080046they would hold me prisoner to harvest my first-rate seed
>>568080178My trainee wouldn't like that.
They only ones i'm missing now are Suzuka, Mac and Opera. Whomst should I aim for?
>>568080245Good, that makes it hotter
>>568079797just pay a hooker to cosplay for you or go to a con
>>568080257I would approach her and start a conversation.
>>568080247get the orange
>>568080247Suzuka because you probably want to run her in a future CM. Opera if on the off chance you want to run her in CM14. Next relevant one is Tenno Sho Autumn CM which is 1 year from now.
>>568080323Do people fuck at cons?
Do I really need to gutsmaxx for this CM?
>>568080323I went to a con once when I was in college like 15 years ago but I didn't get invited to the after hours cosplay orgy
>>568080451summer child...
>>568080486
>>568080372>>568080427fug she's so far away
>>568080478nyo Gutsmaxxing is for irl Witlets
>>568080478I find it only usable for pace chasers
>>568080305>>568080178A hard chest...
>>568080323my dream is before dying to once have sex with a female who wants to have sex with me and I'm not paying uma uma
>>568080575>>568080596The difference is...staggering.
>>568080628RUINED
>>568080524Raisu...
somehow I get how the few female umamusume players in japan are attracted to dream journey
>>568080665
Going to the German 2000 Guineas tomorrow. Haven't watched a horse race live since I was a kid.
>>568080694
>>568080623Well are you doing anything towards achieving that dream?
>>568080919See you there bro
>>568080935I want to fuck Dia
okay guys cool it with the slop
which uma would accidentally make superheated water in the microwave?
>>568080832ywnbaw
>>568080935i haven't died yet which is necessarypretty big achievement and effort
>>568080919Have fun bwo
>>568080935I also want to fuck Dia.
>>568081016
>>568079257Sell me on this royal Irish dork
>>568081049There are 8 billion people who have achieved the same and the majority of them had consentual sex
>>568081197This isn't true...
>>568081197Sex in the majority of cultures isn't truly consensual
>>568081029Spechud, Suzuka, Jordan, Urara, Rice, Matikanetanhauser>intentionalDoto, Golshi, Light O, Tachyon
>>568079257nice bulge
T-thanks
>>568081270Depends on your definition of consensual i suppose. Your trainee may not exactly want to feel your penis inside of her vagina every night same as you do but she can still have regular sex with you because she feels grateful/safe/fulfilled next to you.
Sex with Gold CityShe complains it isn't exactly what she thought
Sex is overrated anyway
Sex with shichi but she's dressed like a whore
>>568081861hey
>>568081861it's not about the sex per se it's shorthand for liking someone who likes you back enough to do that with
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Okay guys, cool it with the sex
Who are some good parents for Cheer King if I wanted to make her an endcloser for this CM?
>>568082225>>568082225>>568082225
>>568082078Probably poomp and tripulse/shadowbreak
I don't want to use that thread
>>568082298same
>>568082298>>568082331>>568082379>>568082379Here's another one then if jannie will permit it
>>568082401All rhe retards probably already went to the first one but thanks for trying
>>568082472What's wrong with clone high
>>568082014I don't even like myself
>>568082546Probably because it looks very shitpost-y or western art. I don't mind eitherway and will use the one that stays up.
