Previous:>>568336097>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSApr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8JagMay 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VEMay 21 Upscaling Support https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQi00kCST8>LATEST PATCHESApr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650
>>568439698OH NO NO NO JUST NUKE SWEDEN
So much for muh competent Nixxes
>>568439742nuke stockholmkill all swedessalt the land so that such a perfidious race can never walk this earth again
>optimizations to improve performance AND fixing the vault bugplease submit your sweden derangement syndrome seethe apology forms to this post
Your dev has abandoned you, Diver
>>568438442>he thoughted
>>568439742>took like two months to fix climbing>no fix for lumberer and flamer sentry>patch delayed until who knows when anywaylazy swiggers not doing shit as usualliteral months to fix a basic movement mechanic, meanwhile warping out of the pelican with the warp pack was fixed in days because it was silly fun that didn't fuck over players
>climbing bug fixedThat's a 50/50 at best. Imagine bricking a basic movement system for months because some guy on youtube liked using apply pods to climb things. AH are the prettiest no fun allowed retards in the business.
>>568439913>coming soontmnever trust a swigger anon
>>568439742This is a fucking comedy gold developer
it amazes how people who can't fucking read still somehow are able to use an almost entirely text based medium like 4chan
>today's patch will be slightly delayedso it's still happening today r-right
>another nothingburger patchsummer hole isreal
Real patch incoming.
>>568440223Definetally within the next 2 years.
>>568440223Don't worry the swedes will cancel their summer vacation for this to happen
>>568440223Okay, got to run. Dinner time
>vaulting fixed>you can no longer climb resuply packsthanks swden
>>568439742>still no Lumberer and flame sentry fix
>technical update not done by sw*dish degemerates>content updates not done by sw*dish degemeratesWhy should I pay sw*dish degenerates?
>>568440223>so it's still happening today r-rightanon it will be a week bare minimum but knowing sweden it will take 3 weeks
>>568440453because they pay non-swedish degenerates
>>568440465but it's literally not on the swedes heads this time
>lumberer and flame sentry fixBro... It's been a month...
>>568440356>they don't even know it's bugged
>>568439742>consoleCHADs cucking PCkeks out of the updateLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568440589>bouncy ball removed from known issues>not fixed in next buildpropably working as indented
>>568440545until you provide concrete evidence this wasn't peak swedish incompetence i will not believe you no the discord announcement dosen't count they are just saving face
Is the patch delayed for a couple of hours or days?
>>568440778weeks
>>568440778One swedish workday
I CALLED IN SICK FOR THIS SHIT TODAY
I skipped my daughter's wedding for THIS???
>>568440474is that thing female?
i skipped my mom funeral for this
>>568439742How dare you AH
MY WIFE IS IN LABOR WHERE'S THE FUCKING PATCH
>interrupted my beauty sleep for THISsweden will pay...
My wife gets fucked where's the fucking patch
>>568439742>no mention of EACCHEATGODSWE FEAST TONIGHT
WTF I skipped the group dilation discord session for THIS???
I cancelled my health checkup for this, now my dick is rotting from fucking a 20$ whore last night, Sweden will pay for this
Require a swede femboy to punish for this outrage
>>568441808gay
Serves him right, he trusted a swede!
Next bug enemy type?
>>568439742Not very honorable AH
>Delaying a fucking performance patch because shit's broken
>>568440474
>>568442250yes anon when the mechanism to push patches to the userbase isn't working they tend to delay patch releases
>>568441216Yes.
>>568440628is this the promised furry porn???she doesn't even look like a real woman!
Pants status ?
>>568440628>MartyVintage boipussy
>>568442379>>568442473?!?
here is your 40kek contenthttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/13839
Over status?
>>568442443Shitted
>>568442443#brapping4sweden
This is not Arrowhead fault, blame Sony and Microsoft you fucking niggercattle
>>568442682The over has never been so
>>568442443unshat until futhernotice
>>568442841It's always sweden's fault
>>568442841Why didn't AH take this shit into account?They are the leader.They are the developer.They are the responsible trusted adult.Nobody cares you are late to work because of a traffic jam - you should have planned better.
>>568442963>traffic jam caused by a freak accident nobody saw coming and didn't happen until you were already on the road>still your fault plan betterokay retard
>>568442389She's better than a real woman!
>>568443091You the type of guy to arrive on 8:59:59 when your work starts at 9 o'clock?
>>568443102>she
>>568443343
>>568443426based Johnny
>>568443426It's not my fault that I'm so alpha that other men seem like women to me.
>>568442841so what is arrowhead even doing nowadays if patches and bonds are outsourced to who knows who
>>568443426HOO HAH HUH
>>568443426>>568443578Based Hanma
>>568443540>>568443578>>568443664>>568443727samefag
>>568443801Retard
>>568443801homofag
>>568443664Whoah mamma!
>MY BUGUSSY FOR SUPEREARTH!
>what no update does to a thread
>>>/trash/
>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
A patch for everyone is a patch for noone
They should make a patch for meUnlimited mech calling Can bring multiple mechs
>>568444629Doubling mech health is literally all they need to be actually viable.It is that shrimple.
>>568442841HD2 is primarily a PS5 game right?
>>568444445Well you got your work cut out for you then.
>>568444629they are ap0 and have 500 health
>>568444256where did this cringe OC come from
femboy status?
>>568444629That's stupid.They should make the patch for me instead.Double enemy count.No splitting (you get shot if you move more than 50m away from the host)
>>568444834Pornography
>>568444695>Doubling mech health is literally all they need to be actually viable.they already did double it while also removing lower health fatal zones
>>568444834bugdiver by arzyparzysome pics are wholesome, some pics are porn.pick your poison.
@everyone
>>568444930(s)he/xim looks like an Epoch user
I need SC...
>>568445263let's see that ass first
>>568445161only lotion on my junk is Pevaryl
omg bruv
>>568444930this is vile, kill yourself
epochxisters...our response????
I am the wise tarantula of truth Sweden will be overrun with my spawnThis is a threat
>>568445180What's the indians obsession with epoch users? Did they buck break him to hard?
I am the knowledgeable beetle of foreshadowing. Sweden will do nothing and it's never been so over.
>>568445801indians so desperate for love they are willing to fuck even tranniesthey try to deny it so it manifests as transphobia
>>568445609i like spoodersthey are frensthey eat annoying insects like mosquit
ARROWHEAD OWES ME A PATCH
I am a thirsty little flower and only a patch can save me *cough* *wheeze*
SWEDES OWES ME A FEMBOY
>>568439742>turkishfucking gross man
>>568446598what if the femboy is gay?
I am le arrowhead ceo hon honMein patch iz delayed qui qui Deal vith it you american ratOo la la zis surstromming is delicioso
>Start of the supposed redemption arc>Fumble itlmao
>>568447363I am Denmark and can confirm this is exactly how sw*des talk. Get him!
>>568447434more like got shot in the foot by a third party
WOLF FUCKERS RISE UP
>>568447473Sayonara shithead!jajajajaja
Sex status?
>>568447825You remain without it, chud
>>568447904:(
>>568447531swedish defence force working extra today aren't they
THIS JUST IN...Liberty's greetings, helldiver. Fuck you. Democracy or something lol. No patch. Kill yourself.
>>568447971if the swedes said "the sky is blue" would you swear up and down it's actually neon pink, and when someone else says "no dude it actually is blue" would you seethe at them too?
>>568447626>sandwiched between a bunny and the bull
Another game I play is also having its patch delayed today I genuinely don't think it's the swedes this time probably a console issue
Its all a misunderstanding Bots, bugs and squids heard "Super Earth is free" and thought that meant we were giving it away at no costIts why they want it
>>568448709I think the little engine that cried wolf would be a better analogy for the situation, anon
>>568447434everyone will forgive as usual when they buff everything and make the game easier (again)
>>568449437The won't buff shit. They'll just "fix" some random pixel not appearing when emoting while facing true north or some other pants-on-head retarded shit that doesnt matter. They might "buff" some shit ass guns that no one uses by decreasing sway by 1 or some lame shit. This group of rejects that had to stick around because they couldn't get hired by better studios does not have the capability and innovation to do anything meaningful. It's over
>>568448709well anon if AH spend less time lying and omiting the changes they make to the game i would be more inclining to belive this time it wasn't their faul until you bring prove other than Ah saying dude trust me this time it wasn't our fault in the discord i will belive you
>>568450296>They might "buff" some shit ass guns that no one uses by decreasing sway by 1 or some lame shit.reducing a guns sway by a full 1 means completely fucking eliminating that guns sway because that's the standard sway value almost every single weapon has.you know nothing. your complaints are meaningless, your perspective is worthless, you are just seething.
>>568450507>>568448925
Quick rundown?
>>568450956the best dedicated anti-heavy primary in the game. kills all hulks, chargers, and tanks in 2 bursts to their respective weakspots
Fat ballistic or med electrical conduit for squid?Or the classic B01
>>568450760not a single mention of the game name or a official response if they are having actual problems releasing a patch so far its nothing more than hear say
>>568450956fun, can be quite strong, far too little ammo, close range leaves u fugged
>>568450956Good damage and rapes heavies, but insanely weird and awkward magazine issues that leaves you constantly reloading with your pants down, as well as ammo issues. Best to use it not as a primary but to supplement a support primary.
>>568450956The most "needs Siege-Ready/Reinforced Epaulettes" gun in the game.
>>568451079The other game is tekken 8 was supposed to have a new character drop today on the 27th. Thing is that it's a japanese company so their patches usually come out the day before in burgerland, now it's late night in japan and we don't have shit despite the 27th over there already passing.I just want my patches bros...
>>568448709given that AH feels zero shame lying to the playerbase, even doubeling down on their lies - no, I wouldn't believe until I saw the blue sky with my own eyes.using a third party as a scapegoat for slacking off or fucking up is something that AH would do
>>568451435only if you're using it wrong and trying to use it as an actual primary/chaff killer
>>568448709The sky is sometimes black or orange so we dont know
>>568451603Sorry but three bursts into a reload is not enough on D10 where AP4 bot enemies with dedicated weakpoints spawn like roaches.
>>568451598Patch is done by nixxes, arrowkek is the 3rd party that fucked it up
slightly delayed btw
>>568452904if no update in next 2 hours I will rape sweden
>>568452951Work has stopped an hour ago in evrope
all they did today was paint their manchild figurines
>>568445609Bored
>>568451034B01 or med cop armor
>even nixxies is failing to save this piece of shit
>>568453307Based
>>568450296>They might "buff" some shit ass guns that no one uses by decreasing sway by 1 or some lame shitLmao no, not at all. What Arrowhead would actually do is>buff the Liberator's damage by 10>give a minor buff to an entire category of guns (bonus points if there's a nerf too) >give a meaningless buff to the most recent gun people are complaining about (it's not even bad just average)>give a "totally not a nerf" to the currently strongest gun>buff the Eruptor or RR or whatever for no fucking reason>nerf a bot unit >do one actually really good buff to something that makes everyone go "WE'RE SO BACK"
>>568453292damn good shop
What is AH even doing all day when everything is outsourced?
do we get the squigcape yet?
>>568453954dodging grenades
>>568453954Remember in Bug's Life when all the ants collect food for the locust stashIts that but for basky and her immigrant harem
>Cheat GODs got yet another stay of executionBravo Lads!
>>568454164>me knowing that even if I do get banned for cheating in 65k SCs I will just become free from this game anywayIt is a win/win scenario
you can never hate sweden enough
>>568453954>200 employees>work slow as hell>best they can do is a monthly warbond (outsourced), a quarterly event (outsourced), or a bugfix (outsourced)>next to no customer support to be seen>only the same handful of people ever making an appearanceAt this point I'm convinced that most of their "employees" are just friends and family of the actual devs being "hired" for no-effort incomes.
>>568454750Why are they Ukrainian
>>568455481Cus they're reliant on Swedish weapons
>>568449124Ah I see, but why haven't they stopped?
hivan melty oh-oh
I got bugs on my headBut dont call me a bugheadI got bots on my headBut dont call me a botheadI got squids on my headBut dont call me a squidheadNow please excuse meI gots to get my SEAF fed
>>568455812Its a good deal
There was ONE(1) fleshmob behind the rock. I wonder why all three lasers singled it out over the nearby overseers and voteless.
>>568456842it has a heavy tag which laser will prioritize
>>568456842don't worry, once that fleshmob is killed, the laser will beeline straight to (You) instead of the 7 oversaars shooting at you :)
friendly reminder to purge your mods so the game will launch after the patch
>>568456842Total fleshmob death. Worst enemy in the game competing with leviathans
>>568456842lasers prioritize heavy targets, which the fleshmob counts as. you not understanding how the game works isn't malicious coding
>>568456950ouroboros ahh cade
>>568456950retarded hitler
>oneshots you from across the map>snipes your sentry>snipes you mech drop>snipes you FRV and Bastion
Update cancelled
>>568458220krill issue
>>568458220>oneshots you from across the mapdoesn't happen>snipes your sentryhappens>snipes you mech drophappens>snipes you FRV and Bastionskill issue
>>568458220>snipes your bastionIt takes em like 8 seconds of beaming the bastion to kill it, if you let that happen protective services should be called to take your bastion away from you.
D10 IS NOT FUNNO I WILL NOT PLAY ON ANOTHER DIFFICULTY
>>568447626
>>568459665>destiny 2 playerevery time
Playing D10 appropriators with pubs is the definition of hell
>>568459951>it's another "mech and harvester deathball because everyone else just ROOOONS" episodeenough with these fucking reruns
IT'S BEEN 4 FUCKING HOURS WHERE IS THE UPDATE?????????????????
>>568459872Ah fcuk theyre gunna migrate here soon huh
>>568456950Friendly reminder to purge the game so the swedes will die after the patch
>>568460164I thought the 60 day patch fixed rundiving meta, how could this happen?
Can cities have a small change to add 0.25% SEAF pressure or something? Lore wise treat it like we took the city and the are using it as a stronghold to push back the enemy. Because the way it is now makes it literally completely useless
>>568460191He fell for it lmao. Just give about 2 more weeks
You the player are in HellA living battery hooked to the Super DestroyerYour conscience is linked to The DiverThe frozen meat bags stored withinYou pilot these flesh puppets to Helldive
WE ARE THE SOLDIERS OF THE SEAFTHE STAR'S MOST MORAL ARMY
>>568460370overall planets need an update to go in stages>initial 0-15% are about gaining a foothold on the planet>this deploys SEAF>normal gameplay the way it is now as we take planets and do missionsthis is what I want next>after 95% the enemy loses its strength to 0% the closer it gets to 100%so many times we just didn't take a planet because divers saw it at 98% or something and so didn't botherbecause logically it makes no sense the enemy is just as strong holding 2% of the planet as 100%
>>568460331the issue is that pubshitter subhumans view squids as the light pen faction and will make no effort to alter their loadouts for mechs, especially since you technically can kill them with light pen. Then as you might expect they get overwhelmed at some point and just begin to roooon
>>568458220>oneshots you from across the map
>>568460204>soonThey were here since the beginning.Why do you think D2's playercount dropped harshly the instant HD2 released? Why do you think HD2 gets the exact kind of whining and complaints D2 got? Because this game is populated with those exact same retards.
>>568460204They've been here since launch, all the complaints make sense once you realize that>ask for progression systems (fair)>but also ask the game to be made easier and more boring>game becomes a chore that you only play to endlessly grind "progression"They want to turn helldivers into destiny
im having a blastthe mkb controls suck thohave to play with pad
>>568461295sm1 was the better game and the 40cuckolds do not like hearing that.
>>568461295Go to the thread that discusses said game then?
>>568461146>game becomes a chore that you only play to endlessly grind "progression"Is that why the game is called destiny?
>>568461439That's grim.I got bored to death before beating the first mission in the first one.
>>568461295I tried itFeels like it wants to be Gears of War so badIsn't as DOOM Eternal as I wanted it to be
>>568461146Also begging for carries, rushing through content and then complaining that there's nothing to do, only trying to play the hardest difficulty and then complaining that it's unfair (and that they shouldn't play on any lower difficulties), "only buff never nerf", and not understanding any gameplay elements that isn't "aim at enemy and shoot" or "press the interact button when near thing".
D10 MOslave squidssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242065810429/76561198005075969
>>568461709>worst faction >boring and not fun>wanting to do what Joel tells you toYikes.... no thanks chud
>>568461439Just the fact that the sprinting animation looks like the SMs are holding their shit in makes it inferior to the first game
>>568461709I'm still so annoyed we didn't take the other planet first and cause a double encirclement
>>568461882once squids are out of the MO I will probably not touch them for months so I am doing them while I still have an excuse
Not touching squids until they merge appropriators with the other subfactions.
>>568461709>>568461882>>568462049Squids got way more fun when I started running the stelwart and the supply back. But the shields are annoying as fuck
>>5684617092/4 where are you MOnkeys
>>568460808BOMBED A HUNDRED SHIELDS NOT ONE DISSIDENT DIED
>Still no updateThis is a fucking comedy
>>568461295>having a blast>rollslop>parryslop
>>5684617093/4
Swedes may as well just post the rickroll video on the steam page
>>568461709FVLLTOTAL SQUIGGER DEATH
>>568460808And we have discovered a solution to a most undemocratic quandary!
never trust the swedish
Fuck this, I'm playing the new No Man's Sky update.
>>568463310M. Singh was deployed to fix the critical issue at 1300 hours Swedish time and he is busting his ass to get everything sorted. Trust the plan.
You guys are going to be even more pissed when they release the patch and it's nothingburger of useless bullshit
Alright fuckers everyone is maxed. How do we update the modules on the ship for future upgrades? We gotPatriotic Administration CenterOrbital CannonsHangarBridgeEngineering BayRobotics Workshop
Are there new SC CE table or it's dead?I still have 3k saved but still
>>568463506Im playing Luna Abyss!
>>568463631You don't. The game is ded and the swedes retired
>>568460808>>568462223>human shields>dissidents you're rewarded for killing>alien non-combatantsWhy doesn't this game let you be more evil?
>>568463631Id like more eagle stuffI main em
>>568463631>Patriotic Administration CenterHellpod Space Optimization is now on by default. Also increases all magazines by 1>Orbital Cannons380mm and 120mm barrage now fire twice as fast and half 50% increased blast radius>HangarEagle strafing run is now always available>BridgeNo idea>Engineering BayAll support items, not just support weapons, are called down instantly. >Robotics WorkshopAI implemented on the weapons allows them to halt fire when an ally is in front of them. No more patriotic friendly fire
>>568463991Because the Swedish government will arrest the devs if they do
>>568463631At some point the swedes need to release the stratagem launcher for the mechs. It is outrageous that it is taking this long.
>>568463631Patriotic Administration CenterFirst support weapon/backpack call in is free (no cooldown).So start sharing items and communicate who brings what for eachother.
>>568460164HMG emplacement is the answer.
>>568464273At what point are you poeple going to realize that they literally do not know how to do anything new
>>568464503>>568464097>>568463631Is this a retarded idea?>"All support strats are dropped on deployment with you around your person except for mechs and go on 50% cooldown."
>>568459665Why would you design a game where there are 10 difficulties and it is reminicient of 'level 10'? Not even darktide has this issue with its playerbase because the highest difficulty is explicitly a 'endgame only' mode that doesn't have any extra content, just throws everything at you at the highest damage values. Meanwhile helldivers doesn't do anything different to damage or health values, just tweaks reinforcements and objectives/enemy waves, which is pathetically lazy. No wonder people get the impression it's just supposed to be the 'final level' you play on once you've 'finished' the rest of the difficulties and there's no reason to 'go back' to those lower difficulties for whatever reason. Oh, Helldivers 1 did it too? Except the difficulties were always selectable, you didn't unlock' them by doing the previous ones, so if you threw yourself into D15 early on you would quickly find out how oppressive it is and learn you need to unlock more stuff. Also, D15 actually had exclusive unlocks.I hope I never see people defending this design blindly ITT again. It's worse than HD1 and any other game out there.
>>568450956The epoch of primary weapons
>>568463631Realism mode: All are just text boxes and no new physical assetsThe new batch of ship upgrade effect intangible things like giving you a media team on your ship who ad a modifier to liberation score on flag raisings or an onboard science lab that gives more sample scores for retreating mega-nest eggs & Bot skulls/whatever the Squid equivalent of those will be.Also Super uranium samples will power up the DSS to do a small shot with it's main gun and nuke a megacity for an instant clear. I mean holy fuck why is that not already in the game? Why have Super samples been forgotten so badly?
>>568464602The assets for it are already in the game. The damn things just aren't turned on
is this normal?I dont see the gray skull
>>568465142yeah they broke that as well kek
>>568465142anon go see a doctor please
>>568465142I can see it just fine. I think you have sight issues
>>568465142How the fuck does this even happen?
>>568465142anon...
>>568461882anon wants the fomo cape that preys on his basic hunter gatherer instinct that he won't ever wear or use PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>>568465142this is next level sweden
>>568464702It's aight though it'd need some idiot proofing with the game's terrain and new players being called in being a serious risk of team killing as there can be up up to 20 pods procced at once at the start of game if players max out with dropping only blue gear and even 1 diver with a garrage of 4 simultanous drops could pretty easily kill a nearby ally.
>>568463631>Patriotic Administration CenterEAT, NEAT, commando, and MGX are now dropped with an additional copy in the pod>Orbital Cannons120mm and 380mm shells now self-correct up to a maximum of 3 meters from the predicted point of impact towards targets, priority determined by weight class>Hangarall eagle strikes (sans smoke) now come with an initial 10% of a strafing run fired along the same axis as the original strike>Bridgehellpod impact damage is increased by 50%>Engineering Bayemplacements ammo reserves increased by 20%>Robotics Workshopthe turret IFF switch is flipped before on deployment, preventing them from firing when a helldiver is directly in the line of fire
no patch?
>>568467003console deployment issue, patch delayed until it is fixed
>>568467003>ze thought there would actually be an update todayLMFAO
not playing until patchie I refuse to endure another mission with the climbing bug
>>568467003anon never belive a swigger
>>568467067>patch delayed until Junefuck
thanks to console cucks, we have to wait 1-2 weeks for their patch safety protocols to agree that the patch is ready to go
We should be able to climb those sloped structures at the edge of walled townsYkno the onesThey always got a little opening
>shams is suggesting that previously FOMO cosmetics become purchaseable under a "stolen valor" bannersort of funny
Leandivers owe me sex
Swedes owe me patches
>>568467862>We should be able to climb those sloped structures at the edge of walled townsyou can, sometimes, if the terrain surrounding them is slightly higher than normal
/hdg/ owe me lobbies
Anon owes me dinner
Bots owe me robutts
whats the /hdg/ thoughts on 4chan X script finally getting an update? are switching back from xt to x?
>>568468142Theyre right at climb heightWhen theyre on bug worlds the rocks can let us but not on others
women owe me children
children owe me pets
>>568468694did they add the features XT had yet?like the image auto conversion if its too big and the included audio play
>>568467989He also said that he's not allowed anywhere near the design table, so he really is just a talking head.
>>5684617093/4 last bricks mission
pets owe me sex
>>568468694never switched to xt to begin with, i went to /g/ for manual fixes whenever x brokewhat's special about xt?
>>568461709>>568469309full again
>>568469339>what's special about xt?most important for me is that it automatically resizes the images that are too big to uploadX does not do that, unless the new update from 2 days ago changed that
>Vpdate delayedSee you next week than
>>568470121>thanretard
>>568470219get fcking raped idiot
>>568469339for me its adding the option to quick md5 filter images and change file naming, there is also automatic image downscaling which is useful every time you lazily pull a photo from your phone, conversion of webp on import, integrated audio for soundless boards.
>>568470219status: trolled
>>568470219Yeah i did noticed the typo after hitting post.
why does this meme weapon excist?
>>568470394>noticedbro go to bed
>>568469339x broke? I've been using it all along and I never noticed
>>568470540>excist
>>568470540it used to be the high damage liberator but after countless buffs to the liberator's damage the difference mostly fadednow it's just kinda there
>>568470540it's the offbrand starship troopers gundoesn't need a reason beyond that
>barely 40k players even with console niggersAbsolutely grim
Notice how MOs are always right down to the wire? Never do we ever finish the MO prematurely, and when we have an opportunity to, the final planet "mysteriously" gets a resistance boost. What a funny coincidence
>>568471247>thinking players will play when update is coming at any point
>>568470540it has zero recoil and ridiculous dps
>>568471368I didn't notice any Joel fuckery. And we had the chance to do Irultra first but divers are tards so we missed a double encirclement. The DSS has been completely wasted the last day
>>568471368Joel makes sure they every MO is Nailbiter™
>>568469325what kind of pets?
>>568471542>at any point
>>568471368we would had finished faster if the retards didn't go for reaf instead of irulta
>>568470540used to do 68% more damage than the liberator and was the only light pen AR that could two shot devastator heads., now it only does 15% more and every AR can double-tap devs.this is the end result of endlessly begging for buffs, weapons lose their identity and purpose.
>>568472192no you wouldn'tthere's still a >hold super earth subtask that makes the MO time gated no matter how you played it
>>568470540you spend more time reloading this thing than shooting it
Warbond trailer tomorrow
>>568439742>DLSSBeside I have a 3080ti, we didn't have any upscaler except whatever stupid native stuff the game was running on?
Choose>Hard mode: no 3rd person
>slightly delayed>6 hours later
>>5684725874X because I have a green horseshoe ACOG just like it
IT'S HAPPENING VERIFY YOUR FILES THE UPDATE JUST DROPPED GET INE HERE
>>568472707you're delulu if you think delay would be anything less than a whole dayworst case scenario it's nothing until tuesday
The complete lack of communication is what gets me every time.Fucking talk to us, retards.
>>568472707>actually expecting AH to do their jobanon youre too smart to be this naive
>>568472707won moar our oke
>>568472294You WILL wait a whole week till the MO expires and you WILL wait for the next week long filler MO
>>568472795>IT'S HAPPENING VERIFY YOUR FILES THE UPDATE JUST DROPPED GET INE HERE
>>568470934>>568470540I wanted to contest this because I love the Tenderizer but I just did the math and the base Liberator has more damage per mag and comparable dps.The conceptual trade off of a high efficiency low ammo AR has been destroyed. While the Liberator got a 63% increase in damage since launch the Tenderizer got a 10% increase.They should decrease ammo count by 5 per mag and increase damage by 20-25 to hit better breakpoints to retain it's original vision (1shot dev heads, 1shot trooper bodies, 3shot warrior heads, minus 1-2 shots for many others).
>>568473058>it's original vision (1shot dev heads)1. it'll step on diligence's toes then2. it never did one shot dev heads; it's """"niche""" was OHK bodyshots on troopers as far as breakpoints were concerned
>>568472926Sorry cash cow... I mean helldiver. We need you strictly to waste your life playing our game and your goy bucks... I mean super credits. For Joel's bank account !... i mean democracy!t. AH
>>568472508we only had blurry amd fsr shitnow we will get proper anti aliaising
>>568473253These are the swedes we're talking about. It either won't work or will crash the game. Probably both
>>568473253>proper antialiasingMight as well try it when the update drops, I just hope it's not a forced DLSS 4.5 because I don't think my GPU can handle it.
>>568472508>UpdateNOVIDEO Reflex should reduce input lag and allow to offload some work from CPU to GPU.
>>568473190The parentheses are extra information not connected to the "original vision" statementAt this rate the liberator will be able to one shot dev heads in a year
>>568472926sorry anon i know we promised we would be much clearer when communicating but that would actually take effort on our part and we can't have that
>>568473393it's handled by the dutch who also tardwrangled filesize and I think they did some porting of sonyslop in the pastit'll be fine
>>568473190it was the only light pen AR that could two-tap devastator heads before they got their HP nerfed and the other ARs had their damage buffed (at the same time, no less)
>>568473393you cant fuck up DLAAatleast no one has done it yet
>>568472587If I had to choose one it would be the 1.5x tube red dot.Provides just enough zoom for more precise shots and the single dot makes aiming super easy and simple
>>568472473i need anthro bug pussythey need me, too, because my human pheromone musk drives them nuts
>>568472473It's not june yet
Why don't super earth just deploy all 20 helldivers at once instead of 4 at a time are they stupid?
>>568474061FUCK OFF NIGGERALL ANTHRO BUG PUSSY IS MINE AND MINE ALONE
>>568460204>migrate hereNiggers we're next on the chopping block LMAO
>>568474235They should drop the trailer a week before release
>>568473253they somehow botched the old fsr implementation, i tried loss scaling and it was way fucking better, and that shit is a third party software
>>568475317>he thinks it'll be early JunelollmaoJune 30th
patch.... *coughs*please...... *wheezes**falls in coma*
>>56847531742 day release schedule puts next warbond at june 9th. 1 week announcement trailer is june 2nd.
>>568475892slightly
>the bar is so low people are shitting and cumming themselves over a patch with 3 bug fixesGrim
>>568476216tech illiterate retard
Pistol with a bayonets
>>568476216>said bug fixes include the manual vaulting bugproving perpetually seething retards would even seethe at a patch that only fixes invisible corpses, stratagem ball bouncing, and hellpod steering lock, just because it's 3 fixes and not 300
>>5684725874x for DMRs2x for anything but DMRs
>>568464602>>568465098I'm not sure if you guys don't remember or just missed it, but all the mechs have the stratagem launcher fully rendered in their shadows, it's been posted here before.
wish they would sell a breaker variant in the super store so one might be worth using
>>568471893Youre not paying attention.
>>568440628Pedo tranny coded artstyle
>>568477603>Breaker Gas Slug
>>568478395>smoke breaker which fires like plasma punisher
>>568478316you are correct, but how the fuck do you know???
>>568477147Not anymore, they fixed it like a week after it was posted on Reddit.It's actually fucking hilarious they're willing to do shit like this and recalling the stupid tabletop game which also had the model instead of just letting us have a single nice thing.
>>568472809>worst case scenario it's nothing until tuesdayWrong, that's the BEST case scenario if you're dealing with Swedes.
>>568478616Pattern recognition.
>>568478569>HE Breaker that becomes bolt-action for some reason
>>568478616you can't tell??it's in the artstyle
>>568479053>They're fucking the bugs>THEY'RE FUCKING THE GOD DAMN BUGS
here's a question: why don't we have slug firing breaker yet?
>>568479757because it got scrapped as arrowhead realized that five differnet breakers is a bit muchsame with the flechette firing breaker
>>568479053>>568479380BUGFUCKINGGODSWE EATING GOOD TONIGHT
>>568479757Don't you know how long it'd take to make that? They'd have to copy the Breaker, and change it to use slugs instead of shells, and change its name and color, and so on...That's at least 30 minutes of work, which would start cutting into their hourly tea breaks.
halo smg on squigs is funi wish shitblobs didn't ragdoll me through ballistic shield 50% of the time
>Fixed an issue where Helldivers were unable to manually climb small obstacles and ledges without auto-climb.I'll believe it when I see it
>>568480352>helldivers can now climb ledges with auto-climb disabled>auto-climb no longer works
>>568478701Maybe one of the recent patches undid it by accident? Because I just booted up my game to check and it's still there.
>>568480220it's nice, too bad it's not customizable
>>568478616>the brightly colored frog is poisonous>EERRRRRRMMMMMMM HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT??? HAVE YOU EVER EATEN ONE?
>This is why Udit rigs every bot MO. Its revenge.
>>568479053The eggheads apparently discovered the spore burst spores are potent nootropics. I heard it's game changing. Need less sleep. Metabolism gets more active. Really gives one that edge over the competition. Though some people say it causes their nails to grow, a bit of hair loss... Minor stuff. >SNIFFFFFAhhhh. Me? Nah, it's just Super Turmeric. Keeps one resistant to Squid manipulation and Voteless conversion. See ya in the board room, sparky. Good luck on your presentation!>*Finger guns and clicks*
where the fuck is the update
>slightly lateand the swedes just clocked out and went home lmao
>>568482236Anon...
>>568480746Maybe, maybe I'm remembering wrong or getting hit by Mandela effect because I distinctly remember them fixing it in an orderly manner.
>>568482994Is it better to goon to the slave or be a slave to the goon?
is Siege Ready a pretty much a "take and win" armor no matter the situation?
>>568483231it is a shitter's crutch, yes
>>568483231Reinforced epaulettes is better and looks better.
>>568483231Unlike other passives like extra padding the benefits are immediately useable. Yes.
>>568483231unless you're specifically using a low reserve and/or slow reloading primary there are almost always more specialized and thus better options for the loadout you're running
I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO DIVE TO BE THE REAL THING
>>568483796>>568482891ahaha noob gg noob
IT'S UP
>>568483231It's great for weapons that are absolute ammo-sinks. Very nice when using any of the MGs as a primary, the extra magazine goes a long way.
>>568483231Siege Ready and Medkit, yeah.>Faster reloads AND more total ammo>Stronger stims AND more stimsThese are pretty much the crutch perks.
>>568483592How? There's med armor Siege Ready now and extra ammo is more useful than any other perks Epaulettes offer?
>>568484575Extra ammo is such a nothing burger.When do you ever run out of ammo?I'd rather wear good looking armour.
>>568483231I think there's only a handful of primaries that greatly benefit from it. It's nice to have in most situations, but so is more nades or more stims or more armor.
I think I figured out why the squids annoy me and aren't fun>use the leveler >aim it at the enemy>fire>everything fucking diesThis works for bugs and bots but not squids because of the stupid shield mechanic
Diddy Kong Racing warbond when?
>>568484575They're overhyping limb damage resist and melee damage boosts again.
>>568484846>I'd rather wear good looking armour.Okay, but Reinforced Epaulettes armor looks like fucking trash.
>>568484846>either look like a gaudy chink>or a gaudy westerner
>Fatshark unironically used Sanic in their dev build
>>568484846>When do you ever run out of ammo?when you actually shoot shit inteasd of running away
>>568487776Have you tried hitting stuff and calling in resuplies?
>>568487776unless you're using the scorcher or knight it's almost impossible to run out of ammo are you playing on a gamepad by any chance
>NO ONE HAS EVER RUN OUT OF AMMO FOR HIS PRIMARY LTD
A lobby while we wait.... ... for nothingburgerD10Bot or Bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242087111447/76561197999417031
>>568483231>lock great passive behind ugly chink armorFuck arrowhead for this
>>568488237that picture would be funnier if he had a balding skullet
>>568488283there's 2 other armors that have it, they also had to suck some chink dick for defense of SE
>>568479053K, b, c
I am a man with a faustian spirit and i mod my armors to not look like shit.
>>5684882612/4
>>5684882613/4
>>568488463>light>heavyAnd then the superstore UL armor looks cooler than warbond one
>>568488261full
>>568479053>cross-species experimentation>"insect-conversion"bug fuckers winning bigly
Is there any way for the game to save your armor/cape if you don't own them?Liked equipping invisible cape because I hate that dogshit (and it's not like the game has any visual identity or puts effort into capes like in HD1 that makes them look good) but it get unequiped each time I reset the game and replaced with the default one.Any way to actually force the game to remember an item you don't own? Since cheats may be dead soon.
They weren’t able to get it cranked out before the Swedish Weekend started, as most of the office had already left by 12 CEST Wednesday. They should have it ready by Swedish monday (real life tuesday) next week
>>568490798no retard
>>568491386Thanks friend.
so what is the niche of the spray&pray now that the normal buckshot breaker can have a drum mag?
>>568491371>Monday is for adjusting to the workplace after the weekend>Tuesday to Thursday are work days>Friday is for winding down after a harrowing work week (6 hours of working)>weekends are completely off-limits and if they so much as see a work-related email they'll sue for overwork and emotional damages
>>568492471Spray&Pray has twice as much ammo in exchange for a 25% damage loss.
>>568490798>doesn't want to wear a capefuck off and stay fucked off
>>568483231No thanks, I prefer BETTER armor
>>568490798maybe stop forcing yourself to play this game
>>568493278Put actual fucking effort into them like in HD1 where it was an actual model with various shapes and sizes that actually fit specific armor sets they were designed for. Plus the entire game had a cohesive and competent art design so they looked cool and also served the function of making you more visible on the top down screen.In HD2 it's just an ugly .jpg animated by the same exact shader every time, no real variation, it doesn't fit any fucking armor set even the one they were usually made for. It serves no gameplay purpose and actually just annoys you or obscures your vision occassionally at best. And there's no cohesion in art design anymore, we don't get Helldiver armors anymore since the release, it's just random Star Wars-tier bullshit and crossover slop.There's no fucking defense for being forced into wearing that shitty cape, only when they at the very least bring back Helldiver colors on armor or better yet actually redesign every single armor and throw out crossover slop completely.The cape in HD2 is a useless fucking eyesore that just flops around like your impotent dick, now shut the fuck up Swedenigger.
>>568494772>Star Wars-tier bullshit and crossover slop.Sounds like a personal problem
