Previous: >>568498092>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://uma.guide/guidesFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo!
>>568514003thank you for the bread, bwo
>>568514003>A basic guide for newfags>https://uma.guide/guidesGood job fucking retard
*makes the schizo freak*
>>568514068apparently I really wanna fuck Kiseki
Hachimifags, any of you got a warning?
we rollan or we skippan
>>568514003cute
Why do they call it pretty derby if theres ugly bitches like special week teio ryan fenomeno chiyo etc
My bride!
>>568514194Bro who cares, there are no newfags anymore. Unless you count the new personas the schizos adopt
>uma.guideFinemoposters should be lynched
orf is a secret brat like brian.
>>568514296>>568514296>>568514296real OP here with everything fixedyes even the uma.guide VF site
>>568514327I’m going to wait and see how they translate “danna”
>>568514345>fenomenoWho's that?
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>Jungle Pocket YEEEESSSSS
>>568514003thanks for the bake, everything seems fine
>>568514194>>568514389>https://rentry.org/umaglobalNTA but that thing hasn't been updated since 2025 tho
>>568514515Holy shit can we fucking stop this already
>>568514515fuck off V this thread is fine unlike your basic blonde bitch
>>568514515Sounds good
>>568514515avoid >>568514515 falseflag by schizo to shit stir
Can we post some Taiki Sex? Thanks in advance.Howdy howdy howdy.
>>568514264meant for >>568512351either way drunk sex with Kiseki
Cute Hag.
Shan’t use the VF shill thread.
>>568514441only when she’s with her sister or her trainer
umamusume pornography
>>568514236Play the fucking game tranny
>>568514309No.
>>568514593If I'm going to be completely honest and fair. That guide is mostly outdated, and it would help newfags even more with the uma.guide even though its a VF site.Not to mention hakuraku anon corrected uma.guide countless of times
Kissing boys?
>>568514551which feels better to fuck?first-rate mouth, pussy, ass, or tits?
>>568514601the schizo >>568514627 here trying to cause more trouble. sad desu
>>568514702Wowzers gotta go get my uma reaction folder hahaha well memed have (you)
>>568514515nobody cares nigger
>Least obvious false flag
>>568514194>>568514593I agree with >>568514762 for how much hate VF gets his guides are not completely irrelevant
>>568514656
>>568514806I mean literally what did you expect?
>>568514194I would rather have this, the newfag guide is not even getting updated and it's shit
curren chan gave me pink eye.
>>568514718okay
>why do you care it's just a word localized>why do you care it's just a blonde uma in the OPSame tranny logic
>>568514441It's obvious that she's a spoiled brat.
People don't post Oguri anymore.
>>568514389The schedule planner and the training simulator are nice, don't really care about the guides though
I think everyone involved here should kill themselves.
>>568514764this was a really good story
watching the 4th live extra stage, it's insane how good neicha soundsby Honnou Speed, everyone sounds gassed af while she still sounds as crisp as ever
>>568514003>>568514194Honestly, I'm fine with uma.guide. I'm not even going to make excuses that I use that site's agenda planner. That guide isn't just by VF alone but a team effort, hakurakudev included.
>>568514946>ENWhat happened to you supposedly playing JP faggot? I knew you were a larping tranny
>>568514327Rollin to get her original self and then saving again for her festival version in September
>>568515010I love Oguriposting
>/uma/ unironically agree that VF makes good guidesoooh how low the mighty have fallenpathetic
>>568515025Even me? All i do is post umanko from time to time
>>568515034His other Uma stories are good, too. Read the King Halo and Aston Machan ones, if you haven't.
>>568515010we should fix that
>>568515072
>>568514980>>568514441No she's just actually genuinely fucking autistic. Like "completely on the goddamn spectrum" autistic.
>>568515010hard to oguri post when no one talks about the game anymore
Is no GW copeable?
>>568515132It's better than https://rentry.org/umaglobal. Read this and tell me how much it'll help newfags? It'll do more than harm to them relying on an outdated guide.
>>568515209lol
>>568514495NO
>>568515010
>>568515157can you remind me the artist's name? it's been so long
>>568515178>I'll just repost the same shit I've posted a trillion times Retarded tranny
>>568514996i voted none of the above because i'm happily married :)
racewear more like rapewear
>>568514327
>>568515010but you just did
>>568515183Yeah. It's great. I love the Orfevre Journey package deal
>>568515307ZENraKISHI
>>568514495And the winner of the 1989 Tenno Sho Autumn who kept the lead throughout the entire race.. Daiwa Scarlet! Truly she is number one!and the final and third G1 race that Super Creek has won, the 1990 Tenno Sho Spring is now starting!
>>568515209anon, gw+early lead/ttl+double positioning is the minimum these days.
>>568515458thanks
>>568515092Matsuri Tamamo looks insane. Her ult is basically Golshi but better and it works as Pace Chaser. PaceGODS can't skip this one
Mejiro Ranmoru is autistic.She's the only safe Mejiro.
>>568515496positioning is not required desu
Do you niggers actually use the VFtranny site? I just use game8 and look at what skills does anything for the CM.
>>568514593>>568514762>>568514850>>568515046You can stop samefagging
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>>568515610That's what I do too, if you have half a brain you can learn what's good by just playing the game
>>568514762>>568515252Yeah. I'm fine with the site being in the OP rather than an outdated rentry. If someone is willing to update the rentry right now then please do so and I'll put it back next bake. Remember it's for newfags not for our ego.
>>568515658In the middle of one!
>>568515658rape me first
>>568515658I kept my word, Bakushin. I did 3 URA runs undefeated with Bakushin. Because Bakushin deserves the world.
>>568515658I'm busy reading cute comics on danbooru
>>568515640You should take your meds
>>568515658nyoooo
>>568515573there is not a single uma that is not autistic
>>568515692>Remember it's for newfags not for our ego.Sadly everyone isn't even thinking about the newfags with this current meta talk
surely global will get an influx of newcuties when tachyon/light hello banner releases, right? we're not destined to die a slow, painful death.
>>568515610>guidegame8 and one youtuber I follow>toolsuma.guide, kachi-dev calc, hakuraku>database and event helpergametorah
>>568515765BUHIIIIII
>>568515658I'm running onsen for fans.
>>568515658uhhhh I'll do it in an hour...
>>568515658>MANT runFor what purpose?
>>568515836Do we even have newfags anymore
Cafe is my bride. Just wanting to let everyone know.
>>568515467My Scarlet truly is a Goddess.
kill me
>>568515865It's pretty normal to have 3 SSRs at MLB by now anyon... Especially if you've been playing since the start
>>568515896I see some from time to time only to get ignored by everyone either because of ERP or schizo drama.
>>5685158531st month before everyone drops it for a 2nd time
>>568515967what are you gonna do about sundayman?
>>568515967she and i have already consummated the marriage, sorry bud. you'll have to settle for rice shower.
>>568515896nta but I redirect them to the /vm/a threads since they're more helpful and doesn't get ignored there
>>568515853They could've stopped it. Instead they gave worst korea and the chinks the cygames approved autobot and left global out.
>>568515869Stop stealing screenshots
>>568515576it's very good though
>>568515828Yeah but Ramonu only cares about racing. To the point where she doesn't see her torena as anything other than another part of racing.I wish Ramonu was my trainee.
Pick 1 and ONLY 1 or your greed will be your downfall
>>568516001Honestly I might just go there pemanatly. Is it nice there?
>>568516171do you know japanese?
>>568516039What's he gonna do about me?>>568516050I don't think you know what you're talking about.
>>568515467>bakushinBased
>>568516192My wife is not in there so i wont because im no manslut
>>568516192
>>568516192King Halo.
>>568515610It's hilarious isn't it? These faggots will use a VF tranny site and even defend it after months of shit talking about it. Anything is a good excuse to not use a NTR thread. It's so fucking amusing man. Next they will be sucking dick and eating shit but that is fine because they are not using the NTR thread. KWAB /uma/ has fallen
check out my Aoharu Seiun!
To dash to the end of a MANT run is the sign of a true trainer, and I'm glad you all are true trainers
>>5685161921st step, cross out the ones that don't give a shot about you.that already removes 3,then take out the children to avoid jailtime, and that's two more.by then, it's only a matter of flavor.for me, I choose
>>568516248I mean, you have to marry her too
>>568516192Nishino wife sex!
>>568516192imagine the bachelorette party. they would be unsatiable.
>>568516310NTR thread is still up bwo feel free to head on over
>>568516192Naturally
>>568516192Cafe
>>568515467Lastly we have the results for the 1990 Tenno Sho Spring with Mihoyo Bonbon as the winner!!!Thanks to everyone that joined these races, especially to the anons that send their Creeks or made their own Creek just for the race.
Wrong thread guys
>>568516192Maya
>>568516246No. I'm just parroting what other people say because spreading misinformation is fun but also because this is an attempt at a bit where I pretend to be oblivious to the fact that the trainee in question is also like most other Umamusume in the way they'd umapyoi their trainer-san.
>>568516310>Next they will be sucking dick and eating shit>he doesnt know
>>568516373I want to kill Bakushin's forehead.
nyo...
>>568516496>a front won every raceuh...
>>568516310>Next they will be sucking dick and eating shiThey already do that. More than half of the thread are indians or some kind of flesh bot that farms fans for Eden.
>>568516192>Taking this long for someone to pick HishiShame on all of you!
>>568516721Ok V
>>568516581Imagine being such a shit trainer, your nepo baby doesn't win any G1s for 3 years.
2 DAYS LEFT AND STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED THE EVENT AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI'm really feeling the burnout...
>>568516496Creek was my first uma career and her story is just really nice, the game feels like a VN and discovering everything about these girls has made for a fun 11 months. Anyway that's the main reason I've done the race and thanks for listening to my blog.
I can't sleep
>>568516496At least my Uma is consistent in her losses..Thanks for hosting!
>>568516192Please note that a white dress represents purity. Do with that info what you will.That said, it's a toss up between Maya and Hishiama for me.
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>568516835>Creek was my first uma career?????????????
one more sleep til nariwan!!!!
>>568514327I'm starting Just Save June early in preparation for Stash Smash July. Kind of annoys me that I'll be one girl short of having the full Cinderella Gray squad though.
I want another kiss from Matikanefukukitaru! So please! Give me this 7!
wait, we have to be a sub-trainer before becoming a trainer or that's just a Teams thing?
>>568516957the tutorial doesn't count
>>568516827that should only be 4 runs, anon. i believe in you.
>>568516496It's good to see so many stayers, I was hoping Tama could win this one with that Radiant proc
>>568516827SWEEP IT NOW
WHOS READY FOR THE SEVENTH SCHIZO NON GAMEPLAY THREAD IN A ROW
>>568517016I think being a sub-trainer thing is the next step after you get your license. Like getting on the job training.
>>568515209In 3km+ longs sure, but not in mile.
>>568516192King Halo for sure.
uh oh cruise control melty
Is it safe now
>>568509030>i'm going to go watch season 1 of pretty derby and witness just how bad it is. smell ya laters, /uma/.even though season 1 is weak it's still pretty fun for the fans of uma, but from what I heard the gacha main chapters are actually pretty good and fix most of the issues with the anime (I wouldn't know because I still have to read those chapters)>>568514735>I love it, it's got some kino momentsseason 1 gave us masterpiece memes and deserves respect for it
you guys should behave more like this ojiisan
>>568517219YOU DID THIS
>>568517219nyes
>>568517040I get like 35k per run bwo...
>>568516192hishiama!
>>568517016just depends on the uma's story sometimes you're a newbie who instantly gets to train an uma by yourself other times you were a sub trainer don't think about it too much
>>568517219Perhaps
>>568516686In 18 for 18 rumbles, it's only fronts that can activate all of their skills consistently. Every other pos has a significant disadvantage with having to compete for skill activations.
>>568516745i would have picked hishamaneesan before but has to be mcafe now
>>568516827Sweepy can still definitely handle that many points.
I'm starting to think Siriusfags aren't pretending.
>>568517294you must be a relatively new account then? 35k with double reward is... less than ideal.
im gonna cook some spaghetti with tuna fillets tomorrow morning for breakfast
>>568517219?
Suzuka is so fucking sexy...
>>568516310I actually do think it's a better alternative to an outdated guide, and no one in here will give effort to make a new one anymore.I doubt the one that made our rentry is still in here
>>568516192Cawfee
>tuna filets>for breakfastwhat's wrong with you trainers
>>568517557>no tits>has to protrude herself to even have a semblance of a swell around her ass
I cried
>>568515314
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>568517691I know, Suzuka is so fucking hot trying to make her body look less flatSuzuka naizuri
Wow, that many?
>>568517557>wedding bikinithey should really make an alt like this
>marked
>>568517859>>568517557Suzuka in a bikini is pathetic
>>568517747First-rate.
>>568517859that'd be too based for cyGAYS
Umas are so small...
>>568517648With how this place have been for the past 2-3 months? I doubt our sane players are still with us. I'm sure most of us here are only staying because we're inside /uma/ clubs
>>568517945
Wedding lingerie alts
>>568517945why do they do it? the tail thing, not the marking>>568518102>japanese teens are so small
>>568517009Clearly Shiraoki-sama does not wish for you to be with Fukukiatru
>>568518102akebono took their height
>>568517161>>568517016You can do on the job training or go to an institute and learn there before taking the licensing exam that allows you to become a Trainer at Tracen. Then from there you can recruit Uma; you need 5 to become a proper trainer and given a proper clubroom for your Uma. You're only a provisional trainer if you only recruit one and you don't get much. Most people end up becoming assistant trainers to more veteran trainers rather than becoming their own thing with the 5 girls they train. This is all mentioned through Believe's career since she was curious enough to ask you about it.
>>568518157
>>568518102I need the shortstack trio to pin me to the wall with their breasts
>>568518275That's very interesting to know. Thanks, anon.
>>568517782Thanks for reminding me I needed to set that event to 1 in Sweepy.>>568517859It's called lingerie.
>>568518342
>>568518270Very nice indeed!
>>568518156>I'm sure most of us here are only staying because we're inside /uma/ clubsy-yeah h-haha... ive seen my club members in /vm/a rooms more than I see them join our rooms
>>568518187The purpose of the tail thing is to mark you
>>568518521
>>568516192Manhattan Cafe!
>>568518275i'll just train one wifeuma
>>568518560I don't blame them desu
I'm so tired, I could eat a ----
Can operation cacao trigger kiss for courage? Sorry, first time attempting frontrunners for a CM
>>568517009This is a 7, lil bro.
Narita Top Road is a character in Umamusume: Pretty Derby and Umamusume: Road to the Top, based on the real life racehorse by the same name.
>>568518778It heals you retard what do you think?
>>568518760Same. No one can really blame them and force them to stay here
>>568518772umamusume is whores racing
>>568518702
ANOTHER DANCHOU DIED???
>>568518156I'm not in an /uma/ club. I'm a club with my friends and whatever randos decided to join. Surprisingly the randos are mostly from SEA
>>568518772Umanko
>>568518824I think yes but have limited skillpoints don't want to waste them experimenting
>>568518778yeppers.
>>568518275What is a provisional trainer? Does Believe's story or any of the other stories tell you about staff/trainer dorms? I never know if the trainer lives in Tracen or just lives nearby.
>>568518778Yes, it can. But keep >>568099798 in mind, it won't be as consistent as a Corner Recovery that only depends on your witcheck.>>568518740
>>568518958Then yes it does trigger kiss, now give me one
>>568516192Cesario
>>568518898Autis/uma/ danchou >>568518560I also join their rooms most of the time. Our strong players unsurprisingly are there too, so, nothing lost.
>>568518893
>>568514441You take that back
>>568518979Sorry I'm retarded, it's considered a provisional team. Not a real one, which is why you don't get the benefits (club room). > Does Believe's story or any of the other stories tell you about staff/trainer dorms?Believe's no. I haven't read enough of the others to fully say either.
>>568518898None of the relevant ones
>>568518812no one cares V your boring blonde bitch isn't relevant
>>568519032F-Fine but that makes both of us gay chu~
>>568518979I think most trainers live in the dorms, some of the recent umas have some events visiting you there
>>568518778Yes, but it will generally trigger it the first possible moment and it's better to push KfC back a bit, even if you can't quite carryover.TLDR yes
>>568516496Thanks for hosting, it was nice to see all these Creeks.
>>568519098
Mathematically speaking, does it actually matter at what point of the race a velocity skill activates? +0.15 m/s is still +0.15 m/s no matter which stage it is, no? The distance you gain from that is the same.
It took like 55 runs for Goldship to give me a ticket but 1 in 8 runs Stego gives me one.
>>568519278I really can't wait for GL, I want to train creek again
>>568518898if you like your danchou compliment them once in a while. even just recruiting is extra stress beyond just collecting uma
>>568514495>>568515467>>568516496Thanks for hosting, didn't have a Creek to bring sadly
>>568519279
>>568519349slut
>>568519325speed carryover exists so there's always an "optimal" time for a skill to proc
>>568518275>clubroomI guess that's something besides the trainer's room?
>>568519462Rude.
>>568519349You don't play the game stop lying
>>568519325It matters a lot for midrace because speed skills override PDM so if you proc a speed skill every 3 seconds your end closer can run next to the fronts and the game won't care.
just came thinking of another gacha's girlI'm sorry.....
>>568519456
>>568519401Autisdanchou’s decision to quit had nothing to do with the club and everything to with the Cygames mismanagement.
>>568519462Doto did the same
>>568519649burning out is a choice
>>568519623Just came thinking about Re:Zero girls...
>>568518357We need a twintails ZRR alt.
>>568519748that new episode was so funny, AURA MONSTER NEXT WEEK
>>568519723King stop seducing me, we have to wait till your graduation...
>>568519629
>>568519456litterally me
>>568519649there's only a month left of MANT tho, why even quit now
>>568519649>quit over yurimaybe yuri is fine afterall
I thought cygames said they were going to enforce the tos? None one has been banned
>>568516192I pick King Halo because she's my favorite but I actually prefer Hishi Amazon's wedding outfit.
>>568519657And she would do it again.
autis/uma/ will live on...
>>568519818Or what?
>>568519834
the chiyonotes have been updated
>>568519748>>568519813SG >>> Re:Zero as far as timelooping stories go.Also Re:Zero stopped being decent after the first season anyways
>>568519534Quite frankly I don't know. As much info as they gave they also still manage to keep shit vague.
>>568520036>the trannynotesywnbaw
anyone making rooms? just rolled out a decent digitan for my 3rd ace, was a fast learner run but no mile S and rival hints disappointed
>>568520034
>>568520089rezero is pretty decent now, arc 6 and onwards is very funI do agree arc 3-5 were meh
>>568520002Time to give Urara and Kawakami a new sibling
>>568520215no one here plays the game niggadidn't you see them sucking VF cock and admitting his uma guide site is good?
what the HECK is super skip/
MANT has done irreparable damage, we must rebuild brick by brick
>>568520302I think they're talking about this?
>>568520235
>>568520089Season 2 and 3 were bad because the studio is retarded, at least they are doing a better job now
GULPZoinks umascoob what did she mean by this !?
Curren is so cute under the snow I wish we had a Takanatsunomiya Kinen CM soon like the last one.
>>568520215Can do 1 or 2 before I go to bed687354346873543468735434
>>568520408AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCHIZO SAMA SAVE ME
>>568520482You came in her eye instead of on her tits, quickshot
>>568519325Yes. +0.15m/s is added to your max top speed, not your current speed so if you trigger a speed skill when you're>not at top speedwhiffed, since you weren't at top speed in the first place so your uma won't benefit from accelerating towards the new top speed>top speed during mid raceexactly as you put it>top speed right before acceleration zonesince you're accelerating towards a new top speed, your uma will be faster when entering the accel zone and won't decelerate after the skill runs out and you'll get to run at top speed for longer ("speed carryover")>early mid-race(<50%) for backlinersusually your uma want's to be a few meters behind the next group (ends behind lates behind paces behind fronts) and if you push too far ahead you decelerate until your uma joins/falls behind her group ("pace down mode"). But if you chain enough skills you'll never get PDMd so you get to keep those lengths you gained, making your backliner push towards the front way harder than it normally should.
>>568520291guess i'll do it myselfcm14 lobby179986541799865417998654
>>568520425
>>568520302it's a REAL skip function that skips all the talking instead of fast-forwarding everything like we do nowsee>>568520408
>>568520089SG >>> Re:zero because IT FUCKING ENDED unlike Re:zero which Tappei seems set on fucking milk by using emilia.also Makise is more sexo than that autistic elf slut anyway
Seeing lots of cute shakurs in my feed todayNice
>>568520617
>>568520408Cute Journey!
>>568520089Okabe would've made a deal with Echidna.
>>568520708>because IT FUCKING ENDEDYou sure about that bwo?
>>568520408I HATE HATE HATE HATE CYGAMES AAAAAAAAAAAA A GIMME THE QOL STUFF ALREADY
i want to see how fucked i am next cm8903 0840
>>568520807cute
>>568520807me and my bro
>>568520532One more slot!
>>568520408I need superskip implementation Im tired of playing the game. Im even suffering from the flu right now
>>568520807
>>568520708>SG >>> Re:zero because IT FUCKING ENDEDhttps://youtu.be/kwvfZIoeUsI>>568520439>Season 2 and 3 were bad because the studio is retardedLN version of the sanctuary arc felt retarded and cut a lot of content.
>twin turbo actually ran pretty good in dirt irl>F in dirt aptitudeplease cygames stop slandering my idol
>>568520897pls understand anon that's the only cashcow mages still has, everything else they made doesn't sell
Give me a distance from mile, dirt mile, medium, or long. And a style from front, pace, medium, and end.I need to do my daily career may as well make a new TT uma.
Let me tell you somethin', son. Always trust your gut. Never skip an Uma that you like because you "might need the pulls later". Just follow your heart and do it. You may regret never getting that card, but you'll always regret skipping that Uma.
Im honestly surprised they didnt release a tachyon wedding alt with cafe's altSeems like something they would have done
>>568521008
>>568521157Long Frontgo to hell
>>568520089SG is overrated as hell. I think Faris was the only character I liked at all from that whole show.
>>568520897This will happen to every franchise you watch, what else could they do? more Chaos;head?
>>568520408>Ignoring the rainbow for 60+ stat 41 skill points rainbow for a 27 stat 19 skill point rainbowless stamina hit Rage bait?
>>568520915another4472 5045
>>568521279rrrrrrretard
>>568521109Just means you can train her to be even better
>>568520967Still one slot687354346873543468735434
>>568521193Tachyon next year
>>568521216
>>568520302super skip basically removes cutscenes from the game if you play MANT with it the careers are like half an hour long
>>568521240It's not overrated at all, there's basically no better time travel story even among western movies and shit.
>>568521371i haven't improved my umas so i'll join if it's still open
>>568521193tach already has 2 alts
>>568521371sorry i'm not joining rooms
>>568521403a flower in each hand...
>>568521403
>>568520607that tama was scary, gg
>>568521421Why do retards like you love larping as a JP player? Super Skip just increases the text speed by a bit. At most you're saving 3 minutes.
>>568521164>but you'll always regret skipping that Uma.
https://exhentai.org/g/3704502/0e44a5f1a6/https://exhentai.org/g/3484571/95b83531ce/https://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/
Do pace need groundwork?
>>568520897>>568521097can't wait for the day re:zero does a remake too keeek
>>568521514And?
>>568521631Based
So is it still worth inheriting Maru's ult on Hoguri if it's less effective in CM15?
>>568521193Tachyon has 3 alts, it’s not because she isn’t popular but rather gachafags are insane
>>568521643>neednoppers>want yeppers
>>568521331another8515 6702
>>568521609Those 3 minutes could be 5-10 mins less with 60fps Hachimi
>>568521609Baffling post when someone literally posted an example of it.
>>568521595gn
>>568521609ok bwo
>>568520532Results, powerful idolOne more?549534975495349754953497>>568521505All good bwo, join whenever you feel like>>568521534Understandable
>>568521674That's the current maximum number of alts so it shouldn't be surprising that tach got nothing
>>568521751forgot my image fuck
>>568521614I regret skipping Narita Brian and now I have to wait until November to start her legends races because I can't spend 30k carats on a banner where I already have one of the umas (Sky). Checkmate
the spica kidnapper outfits and canopus balaclavas should be free alt outfits but everyone in cygames is retarded and gay
>>568520708>autistic elf slut anywayAutism is attractive.
>10 other paid bannersjesus christ...
>he skipped
last lobby for now1630 7539
Uma sex?
>>568522124ebayan needs his doughnut budget
>>568521990>freedo you know where you are
>>568521970i regret skipping Ardan and she STILL doesn't even have a daily legend race in jpit's so over
>>568520089>loops onceHAAA ACTUALLY THIS DUDE IS A CHICK>loops twiceHAAAA ACTUALLY YOUR COWORKER IS AN ALIEN SPYsteins gate sucks tiny nip dick
>>568521823Results, fucking Golshi man, goddamnThanks for joining! Umasumi!
>>568522117In umas it always attractive mihono bro
>>568522191
>>568520408why haven't they implemented this basic UI shit in global already
>>568521751joined this, thanks for the lobby>>568522309nothing changed with that gold ship compared to last time, guess this CM is pure gambling, thanks for the lobby too, umasumi
>>568522346Hags love
>>568522352Please let me rest, Dia...
>>568522371They only added that to JP about 9 or so months ago.
>>568522371Because they don't care about Global
>>568522453
>>568521970I regret skipping Palmer
>>568522371health is magical and we can't allow the user to know his ACTUAL health in numbers at all timesthey WILL be forced to go through extra menus to figure it out using MANT items they bought and you will like it
everyone is always saying to not forget aston machan but royce and royce is the one people should remember
>>568522352>>568522492Epsatono Island
>>568522492It's over...
>>568522179fuck me i guess i have to actually make a decent taishin thanks for joining
>>568522564I remember her. She's cute.
>>568522564https://youtube.com/shorts/jAs21qQ-xrwwe love team canopus
>>568522371You didn't pay enough to deserve it yet GAIJIN
Stego cute.
>>568522781Is Taishin THE UMA in this upcoming CM? Feels like she wins in almost every room.
hmmmi wanna poke her back
After so much shitflinging and meltys today im taking a small break of the thread. I'll be back when CM starts, can I have a (You)?
>>568522564I member
>>568523097*splurt*
>>568522352Not the island......
>>568523103ok
>>568514441
>>568522564I remember every uma that wears glasses
>>568522781that kingu popped off insanely in the last 200m, my hoeh got blitzed right before the finish
All I know about the cm is that I'll throw my uma at open, I'm too lazy and not autistic enough to build umas
>>568523103*rapes (You)*
>>568522454no fucking way that shit should've been in day 1>>568522479>>568522526>>568522945don't say that...
>>568523097Cafe sex.
>>568522925
Canopus is only good for their sex appeal
>>568522965sekai saikyou wa?
>>568522996Stego cute
>>568522996what the fuck do you get out of being an absolute nuisance to everyone around you. you don't play the game, you pretend to play an off topic version of the game instead of going to the proper thread for it, then you lost spam and shit up the place saying your ugly boy is cute, and get ignored most of the time. why? take some fucking meds already you mentally ill fuck
>>568523365Taiki preggers...
>>568523514V please
>>568523412
>>568523514
>>568522945How long do I have to play for Grass Wonder sex?
>>568522996>>568523154god I hate you JP fags so much you keep posting CUTE UMA AAAAAA STOP IT
>>568516248silence is there to make sure you impregnate her
>>568523697Second one isn't even a JPfag that's just anime only hell.
>>568523574Ignore the BBB faggot Stegochad, he's just seething that everybody only hates him.
>>568523574at least spe-chan will always be in front on the steam portrait...
>>568523804I wait for the day they remember to change it (they won't)
>>568523330Canopus trainer is a lucky man...
3 days and less than 5 hours until the dahby.
>>568523574stegoCHAD I kneel
>>568523574based
King Halo is a third rate umamusume and a third rate mom with a third rate daughter
>>568523574Uma does not have a jp version in steam though
>>568523574>>568523975>>568523797Disgusting samefagging
>>568524018doto 100% did this on purpose
I'm tired why did cygays do this to us. They knew MANT kills the game it already happened 3 times.
>>568524018but she never goofs up...
this is a semen demon disguised as a horse girl
>>568524065way to out yourself as a newfag
>>568523760thats the joke retard
>>568524180Well yeah, I started with the kitasan rerun
>>568524142that's a horse hag tho
>>568523943Which one?
>>568523526
>>568524065
>>568524065Bro...https://steamdb.info/app/3564400/
>>568523684You need to earn an onsen ticket with all her racewears, past and future before you can umapyoi with grass.
>>568524120MANT culls the weak
>>568524296The only dahby that matters.
>>568523574 >>568524315HOLY FUCKING BASEDstego-anon, we KNEEL!
>>568524315I SPY SPE PANTSUis cafe still wearing shorts under there? I NEED bloomers like rudolph's
>>568524120if the game has been killed three times then why are none of them deadpeople die when they are killed
>>568524315StayGold anon is a new player?
>>568524315Special Butt...out of frame Mejiro Butt...
>>568522919are they okay?
>>568524315stegoCHAD also getting the merch, don’t forget to try the energy drinks
>>568524436that's the way it should be
>>568524521no
>>568524539V could never
>>568524514
>>568524506I wanna fuck this zoomer so much>>568523574>the day stegoCHAD pushed antiJP schizo onto the bed and fucked his ass RAW
>>568522346her belly looks like this after numerous multiple pregnancies in a row
>>568524506
>>568524506he did it on purpose to get raped
>100+ posts filtered>They are still talking about himNice thread globaltards
Wtf I love stegofag now. Or should I say, stego anon
>>568524815only NTRfag is a faggot
>>568524725that's not healthy (for my wallet)
>100+ posts replied to>still no /uma/gfNice thread globaltards
>xyz filtered[-]>>568524815>one post suddenly gave stego anon enough respect that they call him CHAD or "anon" now instead of faghilarious how easy it is
>V is conveniently saying "he has shit to do">posts off ava and shits on stego anon all day>gets owned
>>568524768how can you tell how many posts have been filtered? I've been filtering certain schizo shit (ie the annoying pasta spam) but I don't see anything like a counter.
>>568523574Hilarious how he's still at it every single day despite being blown the fuck out every other week.
>>568524947>easyTell that to the ntrfaggot kek
no... biko cant be sexy... i refuse to believe it!im starting to fall for short haired cuties i want to smell and ruffle bikos hair
>>568524947/uma/ folds instantly for gamer girls
>>568525138This still isn't sexy.
watch the schizo go "OKAY NOW POST STEAM ID AND BANK APPROVED NOTES SO WE CNA DOUBLE CHECK ITS ACTUALLY YOUR ACC AND NOT STOLEN FROM TWITTER"
>100+ posts spent trying to help anons>They love a different jp posterI'm killing myself
8978 4517It's time for more rooms
>>568525138this is extremely sexy
You can literally find all these images on reddit btw
>>568525138all umas are sexy when they leglock you
>>568525165that's probably a true statement, but how is it relevant here? There's no girls on /uma/ because mentally ill mtf transsexuals do not qualify as women.
>>568524670sniff...thank you
>100+ posts spent having fun with fellow anons>They have no idea who I am, because I play multiple roles at once, nor do they need to know as it doesn't matterI am enjoying myself!>568525306Post links, I'll give you 2 minutes.
>100+ club members throughout the history of the club>29/30I give up umatards
>>568525206>ever accepting homework from a brown person
>>568524902thankfully creek still gets a healthy amount of cash flowing in from licensing her image. it is most definitely needed.
>>568525456this is my boss
>>568524142I will give her all of my semen and leave my trainee unsatisfied
Discuss: Is Espoir City boyuma?
>>568525493not the point or joke you autistic mongo
>Ayabe helps a lost child find her mother>mood down
i want to fuck sexual week
We are all getting this.
The JPnigger who proves he doesn't play the same game as us is now somehow a 'chad' and most likely forgiven for keep posting his gameplay from a server we don't play. But when Totopo did the exact same thing, but the other way around, he got witchhunted and bullied out of /uma/ and never heard of again. Amazing stuff
>>568525734Chuds can't be sexual
>>568525607Not even remotely close to being one.>>568525741No but I'll probably get her controller along with Aruvu's.
>>568525694That happened to me recemtly and I got slacker instead and just quit the run
>>568525489https://poal.me/hsyv1phttps://poal.me/hsyv1phttps://poal.me/hsyv1p
>>568525607I don't know but I really want to fuck Espoir City.
>>568525505>not a single ningenumas will end the human race by breeding
>>568524339I need her
>>568525774V... it's okay bwo
>>568525607She is a SEX Uma, as all Gyaru are.
>>568525774JP literally has some weird ass culture about not posting about the game, especially live posting about the game. So it makes sense why it's not welcome there compared to here.
>>568525878the argentinian schizo is anti-V faction though newfagwo...
>>568525896
>>568526014Anon, that's a child.
>>568525809I don't think it's far off>boyish build>boyish demeanorOnly thing setback is long hairAnd is long hair enough to disqualify one from being a boyuma?Or should we judge boyumas by the content of their character rather than their heads?
>>568524335Why the fuck are we playing global then?
>>568526064No V, it's just you samefagging
>>568526132To be fair you have to get a japanese steam account which has become increasingly more of a pain in the ass. But also it's Japanese and not English.
>>568526143Ok Umama
>>568526116first and foremost she is a gyaruand gyaru being forward, open and loud isn't exactly a stretchnot sure if i'd call her a boyuma on that base. in my eyes she is very much a gyaru, anything else is a side thin
>>568526014just another normal day at Tracen
>>568526064m-muh tribalism. We are in a new age of free-thinking schizos. Get with the times or be left behind grandpa
>>568526201you mean muvluvfagg aka iluvmeiya
>>568525774Probably cause they don't post about gameplay in JP
where is global? china is only 2 scenarios ahead
>>568526132>red desire>into wedding cafe>into bouquet(?)>into new scenario banner>all back to back>while blind
>>568526064Argentina mentionedHola friend
>>568526186Well after learning this im figuring out how to do it because im over global, the sooner I uninstall and get to play jp the better
RAPETRAIN ON STEGOFAG TILL ALL /UMA/NONS HAVE HAD THEIR FILL
https://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>568526221Can gyaruma not also be boyuma?Must they be opposites?
>>5685252593275 8772Again
>>568526407we don't even have the normal autoplay bwo how would we get the super autoplay also aren't you confusing the mainland china version with the taiwan version
>>568524335Steam somehow doesnt let you manage multiple accounts in one instance for whatever fucking reason20 years dude
Is Nice Nature or Mr. C.B. better as a stat stick?
>>568526462sure they can, but for me she is still a gyaru first, the boy thing is 2ndary in my head. its very subjective, i know, but ya know. chevachi for example is probably only a boyuma cuz haha short hair with big tits, otherwise im not 100% sure. suppose it comes down to what one means by "boyuma", if it's a separate term or "tomboy but uma"
>>568526462sometimes i mistake this uma for the director when looking at thumbnails
Why is this game so immersive?
>>568526581nn has the RB so hard to argue CB for mant
>>568526529We shouldve had the regular autoplayon launch !!!
>>568526581It depends.
>>568526581Neicha
>>568526681yes mom
>>568526730We always did though.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2059809379684327929
>>568526681bet you think psychics are real. That's about as effortless of a cold read as it gets.
https://poal.me/m9tt3ihttps://poal.me/m9tt3ihttps://poal.me/m9tt3i
>>568526846>ear zippers
>there are schizo factions and shit around the ntrfag nowjesus christ guys can't you go back to drybeating to nishino feet or something? it's gone too far
>>568526410It's really fucking funny honestly because going in blind has been an absolutely horrendous experience for me but I cannot imagine micromanaging while knowing what's coming up either. Like I just willingly get fucked and know I'm going to get screwed over (Luck into Aruvu still makes me mad) but I don't think I'd ever have it in me to just plan ahead and hold my rolls just to still possibly get fucked by RNG and then have to adjust when that happens. So I do respect people who can handle all that.
>>568526989literally one guy playing as both "factions"
>>568526989>i read one post from a retard and i believe anything i read as fact
>>568526664If it helps, Espoir City is MUCH sluttier than the Director
>>568526846V replied to it... https://x.com/RaisenVt/status/2059814619057680597
>>568526989just use a strong filter and the thread goes quiet
>>568526989https://poal.me/b4zkg4https://poal.me/b4zkg4https://poal.me/b4zkg4
>>568527124debatable
i need me a tard wifewhich uma
>>568527134>>568526846that wodka jacket really makes me wonder why horse owners don't sell their jockey silk designs as merch more often they're bretty good
>>568527096you are part of the schizo faction?
>>568526846sssssssssssssex with vodka
>>568527170tosen jordan genuinely has a learning disability. her career honestly made me sad.
I want to FUCK Kawakami Princess while King Halo WATCHES
>>568526683>>568526740I do my fan runs in URA to finish faster. Maruzensky is the uma if that matters.
>>568527304https://poal.me/y4zq6lhttps://poal.me/y4zq6lhttps://poal.me/y4zq6l
When's the next time something worthwhile comes to spend Club Points?
>>568527304No, I'm part of the flat chest faction
>>568527348https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/
>>568527517probably when they chain club points to medals and you get monthly 3* uma tickets and then nothing but dupes
>>568527279Wasn't Lememe doing exactly that?
>>568526989It’s all of us vs:ntrfaggotchiyonotranny
>foolishly they did not realize that this was all the machinations of the dotoposter
>>568527669chiyobro is /ourguy/
>>568527669You forgot stegofaggot His samefagging this thread means nothing
>>568526989someone jacked it to oguri cap feet yesterday if thats what you needhttps://files.catbox.moe/vbi2mf.mp4
>>568527517Massive changes soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE4MxlD5o68
what other generals are as schizo as /uma/?
>>568527809is that small or big
>>568526989>nishino feetThis doesn't exists. You lie
>>568527279imagine wearing the current shirt...
what a horrible night to have autism
>>568527809I should buy an onahole
>>568527906bitch you talking about /vg/ lmao, all of them have schizos
>>568527809bwo.... hairy...
>>568527669Don't lump chiyobro in with NTRetard. We like chiyobro around here
>>568528095it's a spectrum lil bwo
Lolifaction chads rise up
>>568527906Every thread is schizoIf you want the most schizo look the ones with less posts
>>568528184
>>568527809everything about this is so unflattering that i have to admire it. it's almost like a work of modern art intended to lay bare just how disgusting the act of masturbation is.
if you guys don't shut the fuck up i'm going to take my meds and make you all disappear
>>568528308You can just say its not for you, manasaver
>>568527906This general is quite tame all things considered
>>568528364Do it I always wanted to kill myself but that'd make my parents sad so if I dissapear that's a good compromise
i do this
>>568527906/vg/ is literally the containment board, I have witnessed worse
>>568528385You're lying. There's no way you're telling me that video was in any way stimulating for you. There's just nothing there that could possibly be appealing.
>>5685281619i will kill you you stupid fuckign cunt shut udpsadkas
Thought white chuds had bigger cocks
>>568527906/uma/ is the worst general I've been part of
>>568528621Gooning is attractive, dont know what to tell you. Its distinctly different than boring vanilla porn
>>568528762Do other anons agree with this?
>>568524506I want to see more of what its like to have Helios be assertive for (you)
Are you buying this drip?
>>568528880Not even close kek
https://poal.me/e4td72
>>568527906It's hard to believe but /uma/ is one of the least schizoid general here (although the quality is noticeably worse recently)Visit /xivg/, /gbfg/, or /fgg/ if you want a real schizoid general
>>568528267Am I standing over and jacking off onto them or how does this work?
>>568528940the horse ear hats are so low effort it's hilarious
>>568528940I would buy the vodka cap
>>568528880/uma/ will never be as bad as /gig/. Go on, open that thread.
>>568528880I was on gbfg since 2016I saw it slowly but surely become the worst general on /vg/
>>568528940 I probably would've bought Vodka's hat if not for the ears. I might've gone for Red Desire's Jacket if I hadn't already spent almost 50k on the Gold Week Coat.
>>568528940>+$100 on the collared shirts and Track JacketChrist, I really do want them...
>>568528940I like the tracen hat but that's about it>8000 yen ($50)nope
>>568528719Sorry but big cock havers don't browse the internet or play with virtual slot machines with horse aesthetics on diddyass cartoon children
>>568529302I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>568529215What the fuck, I think that thread is full of unironic womenHorrifying
>>568529302
>>568529395yap yap yappity yap yap
I am eternally grateful that Umamusume is a male hobby where the only women are the fotm hobby hermits
>>568529395Okay but where's the yeppers?
the dangerous keib onna
>>568521220man, that's the most annoying kind of uma to makeleft before, right afterat least I think I improved her
>>568529773SNIFFFFF
/uma/ im looking at porn on danbooru
>>568530078
>>568530078Porn of who?
>>568530078dober would do that honestly
do i pull for sweepyis she sovl
>>568524142semen thief
>>568530321 Yada
>>568530321Good parent, you want to get her green skill on all of your legacies
>>568530121Yeppers I'm getting my onaho
>>568530470
>>568529814why would you sniff stinko windy
>>568530121>>568530532my paizuri slave.
>>568530464>disabled in MANT
I made this in the morning and never posted it before I left for work and realized I still have it open.
>>568530470Hot
>>568530321That UMA Summer outfit is nice.
>>568530584She stinks good
>>568530532
>>568530470>>568530532Holy fuck her tits are massiveI'm going to rape Eishin Flash
>>568530668he keeps posting this compressed image instead of the webm im ANGRY>>568530723deutsch hons
>>568530641Fitting
>>568530641lol gentildonnacafe is far superior
>>568530631Build one in Unity and get looping until you have a 9*Restraint parent on a full MANT lineageThen you can start diffusing it throughout all your lineages
PLEASE DIRECTOR STOP FUCKING GIVING ME SHITTY VIEW SKILLS
>>568528940what the hell does anti cyclone mean?
>>568530784nta but i also post the compressed imagewas even thinking about deep frying it or something
>>568530670Can't help it when its Flash need to
>>568527559explain this panelis she seeing her futureor is her alzheimers breaking
>>568530941Actually true...
>>568527906Every mmo general does laps around this place. Those places have beef that lasts for years. Everyone knows each other and will do everything they can to take swipes at one another. You have no idea how bad it can get. Imagine having a person with a trip who has been posting for 10 years and you know every single baggage they have because they forced you to read their garbage when they are feeling emotional. And then they get hate watchers and people who orbit them for the sake of low cow milking.
>>568528940want the cardiganbut price 2much4me senpaitachi
>>568530784oh wtf it is compressed to hell
>>568530878Smooching the director
>>568530641This but with Cafe
>>568530969what, never imagine a future together with your trainer?
>>568531240good night
>>568531106I'm too scared to look, its that bad? Last I checked one it was ok but it was years ago
Riding the Deutsche Bahn with Flash and commenting on how all the trains are late!
mr cb soon
Yae
>>568531472Is that Bamboo Memory? Or just Muteki?
>collab with "streetwear" company>it's all bullshit meant to be placed in a display showcaseyeah I know I wasn't expecting much from a japanese company but goddamn man this looks like early 2010's middle school friday freewear
>>568531435Fighting over op pictures is actually nothing compared to somebody posting blood drawings because they were off their meds that day or had a mental break down and decided to share it with everyone. 4chan is a daycare for these people.
>>568531409Now that's me right thereThank you
the new scenario song... sucks?
>>568531635They know their youngest focus group were teenagers on the early 2000s
>>568531594Bamboo is on the left and Muteki is the chicken
>>568531660Weeeeelp /uma/s looking more and more like a paradise
>>568531717it has NTR in it so it loses like 5 ratings already
>>568531594It is impossible to tell
sorry danchou but limbus update just came out
>>568531806
>>568531717I'm like 80% sure Mechamusume doesn't even have a song
>>568531758Thanks I thought I was seeing things again>>568531859Wtf!!
So now that it's confirmed /uma/Club doesn't bot what's our excuse for not being S rank?
>>568532014It does.
>>568531951If you leave now you won't get vacation pay.
>>568529701
>>568532075I have a life
t-thank you girls very cool...
>>568531635At least post the images of the seiyuu wearing it
>>568532014>>568532079I had this same issue a few days agohttps://youtu.be/HjMuwuyFkxI?si=G1SNSV-oUKI37pcfIt's called "O-Rozire" Which is supposed to be a play on the robot saying "Arise" which makes it the hardest song to look up.fucking dumb
Rare uma sighting
Ever since THAT image set I haven't been able to look at Flash the same
>>568532179Yep...pers?
how the fuck do I stop being a powlet on speed growth umas
>>568532278https://youtu.be/s0q9dLrpMsoHere's the live theater.
>>568532340
>>568532286i never played kancolle
are there pics of wedding cafe or does that come later?
>>568532363Your power sparks bro?
>>568532363Blue sparks go very far in MANT. You may need 3 or 4 more power sparks than you currently have
>>568530918at least that'd be fresh, tho also gay and zoomer-ishdo it anyway
>>568532460Yeah there are
>>568532376YEPPERS!
Who's baking the new thread? I can do it if no one wants to
>>568532365boomer club beat
>>568532397Chigau…
>>568532460I'll upload them later, busy on our honeymoon
End closer Digitan, trying to decide between Ayabe inherit + a second end closer savvy (to widen the FOV further for intense gaze) vs mile corners and end closer corners both second circle. the sim is saying the second circle option is way better than any of my other options but I'm skeptical. Corner velocity this cm isn't as important, after all, right? None of the top profiles for end digitan on hakuraku run full distance and style double circle velocity skills.
>>568531010You know it!https://litter.catbox.moe/mhedfd.mp3
WHEN THE HECK IS MS VICTORIA THE REAL PRIZE OF CMS!?
You're my yeppa
>>568532363Many power sparksBefore you ask no you cant have everything you have to balance sparks, distance sparks, skills, and cards
>>568532592Please don't fucking start, threads have been nothing but utter trash. If you're gonna bake do it without bringing it up and do a good OP
>>568532874You're my eppers
>6 mants ina row with 0 pink procscome fucking on.. finally had great skills this run. there's a special place in hell for the creator of mant
>>568532778Open Leauge doesnt have Ms.Victoria.....
>>568532771God damn you went hard on it
>just make a good parent in like a week broI've been playing since launch and still don't have a good parent
im not gonna do any more fan runs this month danchode!
>>568532771>.mp3larpers
>>568532771H-Hot
I do nothing but fan runs for my dailies, dancho better be happy about it. I hate mant, i just want it to be over so I can play the game again
>>568531951You guys play multiple gachas?
>>568533107You'll make danchou cry!
>>568533102thats because you dont play the game, bwo
>The next event preview has Cafe and Gentil talking >Cafe's like "Do you know what a doppleganger is" >And Gentildonna answers that she does>Cafe goes on and asks her what she were to do if they were to meet each other>Gentildonna responds she'd ask for a match and make them submit into admitting that she's the real Gentildonna>Gentildonna then asks why is she even asking her that, and if they're actually there>Cafe said they ran away a moment agoThat's hilarious.
>>568533219I play like 5
>>568533181Why are you lying about playing en now
Do not open, flashbang
Spread them
>>568533102good parents to me these days are minimum 2/2 pink + blues and passable G1 white sparks. I just get my skills natty from cards
>>568533398I wish I could roll this mile tard. Just haven't been lucky, and my tickets have a different priority unfortunately.
>>568533329not even stego anon
>>568533401Maya only gives good head when thinking of her father
>>568533569
>>568533472Gran Cutelegria will come to you when you least expect it
>>568533329Why are you still schizoing out
>>568533689why are they in San Fransokyo
>>568533625I lurk /uma/ like this
>>568533750Have you SEEN the threads in the past 24 hours
NHK Mile scrimmage is openTokyo turf 1600mFree entryThree lobbies as promised this morning828493817131867351350309Good luck
>>568533401no rumors here haha
>>568533905>>568533905>>568533905
https://x.com/i/status/2059773510705381484Reminder not to call them mares but to call them tiara Uma
>>568533871No, kill yourself
>>568534101You first tranny. But first join the room before you ack. That is if you even play the game You don't
>>568533963Wait, posted in the thread without realizing that you didn’t correct the uma.guide. Dogshit thread maker. Kill yourself.
>>568534214Neck yourself retarded avatarfaggot
>>568534256You should kill yourself instead, V>>568534214>wow I wonder why people hate people posting NTR!
>>568534404Not V. I just hate shills. Choke on VFs shrimp dick.
gonna go to bed, one last blessing of the thread firstplease stop fightingoyasumi
>>568535318Only if I get a kiss.
>>568535318going to schizo out with your oshi while youre gone bwo sowwy
>>568534214>avatarfagging Be better
>>568533015Thank you! That's not even my final power thoughever.https://litter.catbox.moe/iv1fsl.mp3>>568533135>larpersNuh uh.>>568533152Flash is too hot!
>>568535771Really hot
grown ass men with wifes and kids thread btw
>all the newfags moved to the uma guide thread againyep this general is dogshit now, it will only get worse
>>568536037Way too hot.https://litter.catbox.moe/t57gfs.mp3>>568536228Hope they are living a happy life!
>>568537364Damn you're really fucking her...
>>568537519All for Furashu... It's a hard job but someone has to do ithttps://litter.catbox.moe/p3m3j8.mp3
>>568538190Need to fill Flash...
>>568538398We all need to!https://litter.catbox.moe/bujo4t.mp3
