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WOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>569288278orang sexo...
(you) WILL join autis/uma/ TODAY(you) WILL be friends with many dacchis(you) WILL be the final member to fill up the club this month(you) WILL join this A/A+ rank club(you) WILL not flatlineany questions?
I only just realized the other day that for parent runs I should be spending hammers on G1s right away instead of saving them for the finale
>>569288485yes, but sharing your pain reminded me to do it while i loop for uma stan grandparents right now
this hurts but...sorry tenno sho autumn...
ryan LOVE
>>569288485should you be saving hammers on normal runsi don't start saving until senior summer or so, i always see at least one or two in store during finals
>>569288347>Which uma knows about sex?Mayano Top GunAgnes DigitalNishino FlowerRice ShowerMarvelous Sunday
>>569288659iirc Senior Triple Crown only gives you 40 epithet stats - a double 10 for Tenno Sho and another double 10 for Arima. Don't remember exactly, though.
Yup, I'm thinking Daiwa Scarlet won bigly
>>569288762I always try and have 2 masters going into twinkle shop, it's very good odds you'll get the last one thereno point seeing others and not buying/using them
>>569288659You get more stats from racing
>>569288921but is it aaaaaaaaaall wit?
ha ha ha hah a
>>569288762up to your risk appetite I get the opposite, if I don't save more than one gold i feel like get no hammers
>>569288762I try to have two golds going into finals on a normal run yeah. But you get more skill points from a G1 so hammers spent before finals are actually _better_ than during finals for parent runs where sp >>>> stats.
>>569288847Daiwa's owner won
ngl I want evil mommy yandere creek
are YOU ready for the cm in 4 hours?
wahey
>>569288798more so about the sp ngl...had no hammer anyway tho
i hate that zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>569288762I assume you mean ace runs (parent runs, use them asap on the next G1). I don't spend any master's hammers until I bank 2 (silver hammers use whenever on the next coming G1). Then I'll use one on the next G1. Usually there's a gold hammer in the shop, so I get 3 hammers for the climax races. Not always, but more often than not.
Umalator tells me 2 beats 1 by just over one length, is that even accurate?
>>569288659Even if 0 go to wit and you never trained wit again you would end up with 1060 wit anyway
>>569288959the game is bullying me
>>569289092WHY ARE RETARDED UMAS SO HOT?
SAKIGAKE GOMEN DAWASHOI WASHOIIIIIIIIIIII
>>569289084it's tomorrow bwo
boysex
>>569289197>speed eater taishit
It's a terrible day for rain...
>>569288762>Reach climax races with 2 golden hammers>Opens shop>No golden hammers>Next career>End up with 3 golden hammers because fuck you Cygames>Opens shop>4 FUCKING GOLDEN HAMMERSTHE RAPED
>>569289197>lone wolf-70 skill points
>>569289212
>>569288978>>569289110what makes Riko incredible in MANT?
>>569289370but she has the heart of a lone wolf...
>>569289370If I ever pick that it's because I have nothing better to pick
>>569289092Best post itt so far
>>569289197>mile-S>pump is assumed to hit>more double-circles, possibly on good carry on that specific seedobvious that the umalator would prefer 2.
>>569289125I used to too, but the ballroom outfit is cute and so are her antics to impress Ruby.
>>569289450>cow cowkys weifag
does this count as selfcest
>>569288762Here's my retard take, always use hammers on G1sHammers on TS is like a little bonus, and to my monkey brain, using TS to reach statline just means the run was already bricked to begin with because you didn't reach the target stats by late senior year
>>569289396Same thing that made her good in unity. Gives you energy and a bunch of stam guts while having 10% race bonus at MLB. Thing is most people dont have her MLB
thanks nonnys for suggesting this deck, 39 races2/2/2 kinda lit especially since you can cap wit on a non-growther
>>569289386
>>569289396replacement for stamina card/sparks10RB (MLB SSR ofc)can give you something to click when no rivals/raced too much/no energy/bad training etc.
>>569289526>the zoomer becomes even more obnoxious with her altit's unreal-er.
>>569289396>free stats>mood ups>energy without risk>10% RB>more free stats at the end of the run>STAMINAgeee i dont know
>>569289602Am I a good nonny?
>>569289575>using TS to reach statline just means the run was already bricked to begin withUnless you're capping every single stat, you should be planning around using the finals to just barely reach your stat cap>reach the target stats by late senior yearmy target speed stat is 1200 and if I reach that during senior year I fucked up
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right ExcelUma is looking for members.Are (You) someone who>casually plays the game but wants to win CMs>plays in Open League>a place for Open discussion>into spreadsheet autismthen ExcelUma (4/30) is the club for (You)there will be gibs this month but as to how much you'll get and where the club will place is still unknownplease reply with your ID or have /uma/ /vg/ in your profile to identify yourself.Club ID588536995
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>>569289396the biggest thing riko (or any pal card does, riko just being the best atm) for your TB run is allowing you to tank the mood-downs from 3+ races. most players simply do not take the 3+ risk enough while players hunting high-rolls understand it's required for you to do and riko mitigates the consequences while doing everything else.
>>569289396>Mood up on all the dates>need to buy 5 less energy bottles on your runYou end up with more stamina and less wit than a normal run but if you are not a front that isn't a big dealm
>>569289829KS would never do all this.
>>569289575>Hammers on TS is like a little bonus, and to my monkey brain, using TS to reach statline just means the run was already bricked to begin withIt is indeed a retard take, if you reach TS with 1200 in any stat, you just wasting around 70 stats that could have gone somewhere else.
>>569289829
>>569289823I mean... I bear you no ill will but this just seems like a losing concept.>>569289929>most players simply do not take the 3+ risk enoughReally? I feel like 3 races is no biggie, just a single mood down (normally), it's 4+ races with a big chance of skin condition that I try to avoid.
>>569289663If you don't like her and her tiny hat you may just have shit taste.
Post hanging, sagging, sloshing uma milkers
>>569290097Bigger
>3 speed>cap early>2 speed>didn't capI fucking hate this
>>569290097
>>569289529t. Shu
>Gold Ship wears a little hat>"Ugh she would be so sexy if not for that fucking ugly hat">CB, Helios, ... wear a little hat>"OMG I have fallen for the propaganda *heart eyes* *drools* AWOOGA SEXO YABA DABA DOO"you guys are so retarded
>>569290245Use speed fuku then
>>569290071what do you mean a losing concept? I find it interesting
>>569290245that just sounds like your secondary speed is weak (stinko windy, no doubt). you run 3speed if you just want to print a serviceable unit. you grind out 2speed if you care about being competitive.
>>569289602What deck?
>>569290320>"Ugh she would be so sexy if not for that fucking ugly hat"are you thinking about mejiro ship? that's a completely different horse
>>569290320She raped me
>>569288762I don't save golds in junior year.I save 1 gold in classic.I save 2 golds in senior. Not having 2 golds in final shop is bad luck.
>witretard telling people to inherit Festive Miracle for Cancerkek what the fuck, the guy really is taking the piss right now
>>569289575>using +20 to all stats 3x and +10 to all stats 1x to reach statline means the run was already brickedwhat............
>>56928957520 stats is worth more than 15 skill points.
IM RICHIM FUKKEN RICH
>>569289396In Unity she can give you at least 600 stam for mile, in MANT you'll get at least 800 stam for mediums
>>569290404here you goI should have never doubted power cards
Thoughts?
>>569289084Bwochacho, it's in 28 hours.
>golshi hat>big and dumb>helios/CB hats >smol, cute and obviously hair accessories Never a good post from a Golshi poster.
>>569290726Should make one for Cesario, her trainer has the best confession.
>>569290519Cute! Cute! Too Cute!
>>569290534his logic seems to be that red-shift's delay is too large and thus festive is worth it given the scarcity of other well-timed accels. it seems pretty stupid. too much time in the kitchen, methinks.
I just vibe during the career nglIf it's good it's good, if bad then bad
>>569290707That's just for the sign-up right? So +3 days after that?
do we love chiyoposter or no, half of you seem to love him and half of you want him dead
>>569290608that's a very misleading way of putting it. MLB SSR Riko gives you about 230 stam/guts combined, iirc. If both of her random events occur.
>>569291010Cute Journey
>>569291028they're my danchud so i'm obligated to put up appearances.
>>569290614Buhhhhiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
Mambo!
>>569291028i think it depends on if you are in his club or not
>>569290534Yeah bro, the thing I want to do is take 3 heals to get .1 acceleration. I will grab redshift instead, thanks.
>>569291028AFAICT there's chiyoposter (erp) and chiyposter (pol) and I love the first (sexually) and want the second dead (literally).
>>569290917
Is it better to run late surger hog than pace hog for the superior late race speed next CM? Since both style wants triple 7 to trigger the ult
>>569291028Literally the only fag I had to filter. I can even deal with NTR's bullshit attention seeking; I can't deal with a literal trannie ERPing faggot.
>>569291028Off-topic gay-libtard communist. You decide.
>>569291162sex
>>569291063the end-result is as described though. even on parent runs, you're comfortably walking out of a TB run with 600+ stamina with little to no effort.
>>569291028He's just another annoying attention whoring avatarfaggot, with the extra faggotry
>>569291028http://poal.me/l6b4pdhttp://poal.me/l6b4pdhttp://poal.me/l6b4pd
>Yeah bwo I love X umaoh yeah? then how come you don't have her completionist title?fucking poser
>>569290320that is a literal tard helmet not a little fashion hat
>>569290614I could spend 1000 careers and not get 1200 wit with 2 wit cards, I have no clue how you people do it. The most I've gotten is like 800
>>569291028The fact that half this general tolerates him shows how ill this board has fallen. Literal twitter discord behavior that would have been shut down in the past.
>>569291384Ok V
>>569290976Yes, sign ups end in 28 hours, then 2 days for round 1, 2 days for round 2, a day of wait for matching, then finals.
>>569291326erp in poal chat
>>569291356i love her, i just don't love her gamei should at least get her an arima clear
You might not like it but this is what the ideal uma body looks like
>>569291368The most powerful thing of allLuckSame, best I could is 1k but never 1.2k
>>569291586
>>569289602I don't like being called a nonny
>>569291368click it morebut actually80% of free trainings are used for that
>>569291028Fags should die
>>569291384>avatarfaggot>unfunny>off-topic leftypol schizo behaviorwe should have lynched that retard a long time ago
>>569291356 I do. I may have been the first global player to get it to, though I have nothing to substantiate that claim other than getting it the first day of mant.
>>569291586>>569291621I fucking HATE Tamamo Cross!!!
>>569291750sorry bwo, i got that title during unity.
https://poal.me/fsan5bhttps://poal.me/862j8ehttps://poal.me/tyvlye
>>569291368fine motion rainbows are hueg
>>569291750Mambro...
>>569291736>>569291384>>569291168>the ones seething about him are drumpftardsI see...
CM15 room968815219688152196881521
>>569291750how did you beat the dirt sprints in classic year?
>>569291326>http://poal.me/l6b4pdbwos I posted a room in the chat please join
hags are designed and made for sex.
>>569291586uhh rape
>>569291028I entertained him before he tried forcing to be a personality in the threads since it was more fun that way, but ever since he tried and did force to be a personality, I started ignoring him.
>>569288762Normal G1 give more skill points comparing to climaxIt's trade off between stats and skill points.
>>569289396Not having to click on stamina, because it's the only training that is completely disjuct from speed, aka the main stat.Recovery with stats. Sleeping doesn't give you stats, only has random amount of energy recovery and has a chance of giving you night owl. Random mood up after training.
>>569292049very true
Wtf is Big Mac doing in my Dirt Dahby
>>569291875>fine>spends her time fucking around guts 90% of the time in pre debutSTUPID IRISH WHORE
Hey /uma/ do I turn back here or keep walking forward?
>>569291939I have never voted Republican and despise conservatives as much as far lefties. If you follow both Hasan and Asmon you are room-temperature IQ retards that unironically would make the world a better place if you were put down.Umamusume.
https://poal.me/me9v9ihttps://poal.me/me9v9ihttps://poal.me/me9v9ihttps://poal.me/me9v9i
>>569292146farming you, it seems
>>569289370you pick lonewolf so other taishins don't have access to it duh
Lovcen
>>569292250god imagine being farmed by the mejiro family ;_;
>>569292036Cute honses, but I am a shitter so shant be joining
>>569292220>average destiny fan
>>569292250>talking bad about our cute intersex princess
>>569292191DO YOU WANT TO GET RAPED?!
>>569292326those ankle things looked like something out of minecraft for a moment
>>569292146there aren't enough dirt horses in the game so career recruits random ones like mac or hishiama
>>569292343thanks!!!
>>569292363Shit, I meant for >>569292185
>>569292487Can we ERP there
How exactly do you build TT umas? I just throw cm umas into teams and that shit ain't working to hit retention.
>>569288136>>569288771yeah I fucking despise cyclops and all the other unfunny fish trash posting as well
>>569292326He looks good. I was half expecting an injury report to come out after the Derby.Let's hope he hits the stamina button over the break.
>>569292564Get the cheapest gold skillsGet a butt load of SP???profit
>>569292537NO
now that autisuma and futamusume have been taken down, which soulful /uma/ clubs are left? Is excel uma the only one?
>>569292581>he was the reason sakurafishposting was banned
>>569292564
>>569292371They'll rape me regardless but they'll be nice if I walk up to them so I'm gonna do just that
>>569292275sexsexsuper sex with boysMEGA sex with tomboys and marriageULTRA SEX MARRY AND BABY MAKING THEN OYAKODONsex
>>569292668autis/uma/ (29/30) is literally right in frontof you bwo, are you blind?
>>5692925641. Inflate stats.Matikanefukudumbass Speed card is good for this.2. Buy gold skills that are cheap. Riko's Rushing Gale is universal cheap gold skill for everyone.3. As long as your TT umas are all around SS rank, there should be zero problems for you to remain in retention.
>>569291990>results>5L behind KSBlmao, thanks for joining
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for a lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>569292036W POAL RACE
>>569292824I bought my mile umas in...
>>569292371Just be strong dumbass, umas can't rape you if you're strong
>>569292643Why...
>>569292564you're at risk of getting stuck in class-5.5 limbo if all you're doing is using CM aces. a dedicated TT unit really only takes one or two runs. lots of people, myself included, built out full TT rosters day1 of TB and class-6 has been comfy enough.the backbone of TT units are 1) high-rating and 2) gold navigation and vision skills.
>>569292010Graded dirt races don't happen until after classic inspiration. Bad for urara, good for everyone else. I brought 7 sprint 7 dirt, sometimes 4 sprint 10 dirt, and just kept trying to she scraped by. I think I saw better results on 4-10 with like four speed cards and two power cards and just ignoring my other stats, trying to brute Force my way through the aptitude disadvantages. I did pretty much everything in ura except for the ones that couldn't be done because of career goals. Also, most of the races in year 2 back half happen again in year three. There's really not many that are exclusively classic year that require a suicide bum rush strategy.
https://poal.me/lzyxomhttps://poal.me/lzyxomhttps://poal.me/lzyxom
Stego cute.
>>569292668we are, in fact, not dead bwo. we almost entirely bounced back in terms of population, bwo
>>569292146>go triple tiara route>winning ticket will abandon the japanese derby to race you in the japanese oaks
>>569292824forced to bench palmer now just in case she steals the anglingI'M SORRY PAMA
>>569292976Hags
>>569292859FUCKING JOBBER FALCONUghI'm going to do my borrows nowNeed to replace this brain damaged pigeon with a Condor
>>569292831sex
>>569292904tried this exact thing. before TT I barely ever bothered changing up my old A/A+ teams. early on the updated S/S+ team was nicely working out, but it hasn't in weeks now, the game always fucking me over one way or another point wise, things only getting worse as time goes on. I guess SS piggies have it easier, we casuals sure dont tho
>>569293015This but daiwa scarlet, I have raced against her a lot compared to other umas like what the fuck is her problemWHY IS SHE IN DIRT TRYING TO BEAT MY HECKIN DAUGTHERINO, IT'S URARA, WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO PROVE
>>569292992https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/stego%20cute/Do you even play the game or do you just sit there posting images typing the same thing over and over
>>569293080no........
>>569292564You're supposed to build them at the start of a new scenario then be comfy in class 6 until the next
>>569292564Gold skills, unironically. ESPECIALLY the useless ones, like gold vision skills (cheap and always procs).Take the free Suzuka stam card whenever feasible. It gives concentration. Yes, it's not a good card. You're not trying to build good uma.Stats don't even matter that much. (Obviously get enough stamina, cap speed, and more wit is better).Yes, winning matters. But you're not trying to build *consistent* winners. You're trying to build uma that will give you at least *one* kami match in a week.Unironically my team is most S+, some S and some SS, and my TT high score is over 900k just by PRIORITIZING GOLD SKILLS. (Admittedly my normal weekly score is in the mid-high 800ks.)Yes building for TT sucks the big one since bring 5-6 SSRs means they won't all finish and the only thing you care about them is finishing. But you only have to do it once. I spent a week rebuilding my TT team at the start of MANT and haven't really touched it since.
>>569292831Sex with SpeedSex with LunaSex with TeioSex with all three for a three generational oyakodon meal
>>569292859taishin failed encroaching shadow but hit good radiant, falco had a terrible start and failed ttl and vpp but compensated with pp dd ignited wit
>>569292371>Dia will never force herself on you against your will >She will never blackmail you into forced marriage that is just a kidnapping to her family island Why even live bros...
>>569293308christ, she's giving biwa a run for her money.
>>569290569>>569290541>>569289991nta but a hammer isn't +20 since without a hammer you're still getting whatever your base RB would give you.
>>569293389if you stayed in school and made it big and got rich you'd have femoids trying to force themselves on youit's not as good as it soundst. volcel
>>569293248Yes...Might do Taishino comp actually mayhapsUghWhatever I try I lose atI hate being good enough for A Finals but not good enough to actually win
>>569293505is her accent actually this thick
this place STINKS
>>569292859Umama is everywhere
Is there a third bird uma? After falcon and condor? Opera doesn't count.
I haven’t gotten a 3* blue spark in over a month…
>>569293630He made the room...
>>569293505Who the FUCK asked about foids. They are all scum and not worth poning about. I am talking about umas.
>>569293698anon, you've only completed like 20 real runs this past month.
>>569292564Making TT umas is easy.Check at this picture, you have to look at the potentials of your umas. Vodka's gold skills say she has to be mile, and KSB says she has to go long (despite the medium corner), it's best to use umas with 2 gold skills you can use.Then you add radiant star and prof of curvature (you can use KSB card), that's 4 gold skills. You can borrow Kawakami princess and that's 5 gold skills, gold movement or vision skills are cheaper. With 5 gold skills you have a nice TT umas, the rest of your cards can be whatever.Do a normal MANT ace run, don't buy inheritances unless you need angling. At the end of the run, buy the cheapest shit, be it recoveries, vision skills, x corners/straights are always cheap, and the gold skills. Throw that at your team, easy TT points.
>>569293698Flatlinerbwo...>>569293772uma MUSUME
>>569288278B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll ask Shiraoki-sama to ensure that your next post ends in a 7.
>>569293698i've only gotten two 3* blues ever and one is guts
>>569292845Rare Brick danchou here. Should I step down even if the club doesn't want me to? All the anons here agree I should but listening to you guys is what got me in trouble in the first place. Should I double down and comply or learn my lesson and ignore anons?
>>569293698I transfered like 6 3* blue sparks yesterday
>>569291028the chiyoposter is pretty inoffensive as far as threadschizos go but it's pretty obvious a few posters here are really gunning for him because of his anti-trump rants. he's not even wrong but this really isn't the place.
>>569294013If you post a naked dogeza this thread will have to concede and let bygones be bygones.
>>569293064Ramonu sexxx
>>569293698I've gotten 7 ever since started training for this CM
>>569294013He's copying autism/uma/ former danchou playbook, he's moving to /uma/ club don't let him leave bros
>>569294013Do a flip
>>569294013what did you do...
>>569294013Funny that I once thought that Rebricked was a sovlfvl club. It really only takes one event to plummet your reputation into the shitters.
>>569293881NTA but I had 89 TB runs without a 3* (around a 0,4% chance)
>>569294095>he only ranted about the orange tardYou forgot about the part where he got a three day after calling everyone he disliked, a pedophile
>>569293792I have over 70 runs…
>>569294013Nothing good ever comes from listening to the thread. If Uma&Co can get members in spite of their danchou and retard then rare brick can fill that slot too
>>569294013I think you should stop being a faggot and just settle things with a race.
>>569294013/uma/club will NTR yet another dancho...
>>569293630u mama so fat she needs 3 rooms to fit in the thread
>>569294165>isrealTo think I actually felt sad for that danchode...
>>569294165did autis/uma/ danchud really move to /uma/clubwhat the fuck>>569294238>he got a three dayoh nooo a three day banman i get a new three day every fuckimg month
>>569292859>SIX FUCKING FRONTS
>>569294358retard
>>569294286Uma&Co, the discord club, recruits from discord
>>569294292A race with danchos
Is the Taiki SSR with MM worth borrowing over Speed Star from Finemo?
>>569294013Apologize to Totopo >>569233705
U mama so fat she wins 1st place by blocking everyone as a Front Runner.
umatism really is the strongest club
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>569294418Untrue, everyone is from /uma/
neighas really let their shitposting be connected to their id and act surprised when shit happens to themits an ANONYMOUS imageboard neigha practice some fuqin self control
>>569294529Kita has such a kissable face
>>569294681tell that to faggots like Umama or V.
>>569294013>>569241551>>569061105
>>569294418We recruited your mom off discord, lmaogotem
>>569294013The actual question is if there's someone more competent to run the club. If not then quitting doesn't really help anything other than short-term image. It's a low bar though I reckon.
>>569294729i hate those neighas like you wouldnt believe
How do you guys deal with cards that take forever to build friendship for like Marvelous INT or Shinko speed and maintaining a decent racing schedule?
justice for Totopo is already achieved when bricked's bitch of a dancho kicked him out 'of his own volition without listening to the thread'
>>569289125Based anon
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS FALCO THIS IS THE THIRD TRYTHESE ARE REALLY GOOD PARENTS
>>569294841Early charming
>>569294471>Is speed card with reliable gold (mile, 5th or better) a better borrow than wit card with unreliable gold (pace chaser)if you're going to train for miles then yeah like how is this even a question unfortunately you're fucked if you needed wit, sucks to be poor
>>569294424Actually I got second in the CM11 danchou race but Dacchis brought three or four? umas and won, maybe if I had won my honor would have been restored
>>569294484im not reading allat
>>569288460>any questions? who is the current dancho and are they actually a capable leader or just someone forced the role because of /uma/club
>>569294841I hate this image.
>>569294903>good parents>Falcokek
>Sudden club dramawhat did mambo do this time
>>569294729Can some schizo loremaster give a quick rundown on Umama? Did he do something else than join rooms? Is there a reason to hate him if you don't care for rooms?
is the uma&co dancho actually chiyofag, has he admitted it in club chat?
>>569293467with 50 RB, gold hammer is +20 for G1s, so +20 to all stats at the final 3 races. It'll be more if you're 60+ RB, but most anons don't do that.
>>569295041Retarded namefags woke up and they need to fabricate drama
>>569292976Hags are hot but women scare me
>>569293467We're talking about TS where all 5 stats go from 15 to 20 with a golden hammer and 50% RB, so it's +25 stats per golden hammer.
>>569295036>seiun with bourbon grandparent >bourbon herselfLOOK MAN IDK WHY FALCO LOVED BOURBON SO MUCH BUT I AM BEING OPTIMAL
>>569295041shut the fuck up umama you're the issue
>>569294937Playing gatcha ftp is doing like level 1 ds runs. Fun in it's own way.
>>569294991your favorite
>>569295123He joined a room with V in a thread where he shouldn't and the schizo didn't like that one bit.>>569294853I'm 60% sure the schizo that upped the V posting and all this garbage is that guy, schizoposting dialed up to 11 as soon as that guy got kicked out form bricked.
>>569292326why is he on his tippy toe?
I think my trainee is bipolar
>>569294484>>569294752>>566022612
>>569291028the people that hate the thread love him, the rest are neutral or hate him
i my shelves to give ryan a dedicated space, right above my yuugi shelf>>569294991its me...
>>569295356What a beautiful shrine ryancho
>/vm/ is out of images>go to /vg/>club shit and "thread personalities" no one should ever recognize WHY DOES TALKING ABOUT UMA ON THIS WEBSITE SUCK SO MUCH ASS
>>569295123People were annoyed that he joined rooms and asked him to stop (he didnt)People then noticed he is also joining the NTR retard's rooms and so they started making up some schizo love story between the two.TLDR he's just unemployed and spends too much time here and people are sick of seeing him. Nothingburger "drama"
>>569294991you might know him for baking mejiro ryan threads.If /uma/ club poaches him, I'm gonna commit suicide by uma
>>569294013Idgi can someone give me a qrd
>>569295339to be fair those drops didn't have anything to do with her being a bitch
>>569294782oh god imagine the salty taste of those beauties...
>>569295465MANT moment
>>569295491>schizo love storyThey literally know each other
when was the last time we had a jiggie?
it's time
>>569295356POLNAREFF SPOTTEDNice shrine Ryanbwo
>>569294587Gold Clan kino.
>>569295465cute newfag
Thread personalities will be the end of /uma/ (thank god)
>>569292564TT barely cares about winning, it cares about SCORE. So you want to maximize points, which means buying as many cheap skills as possible, especially guaranteed activation ones. Concentration is a kino example, it's not the strongest skill but it is a golden with 100% trigger ratio on any race on any uma, and it only costs 280SP with 0 discounts to get it (and focus is a commonly discounted skill anyway because kitasan and other sources give hints for it).
>>569295041>mambo mentionedVocaroo guy was right
>>569295571Possible but the whole romance shitposting was pretty annoying and who people are friends with kinda isnt anyone's business imo
>>569295465Come back during comfy hours the thread is sweet by then right now if you're not doing runs you're shitposting
>>569295367Kitasan when she sees me unraped
>>569295465It's just people who hate the game trying to get people to leave the threads by shitposting. It's very easy to just filter
>>569295657>Vocaroo guyThere was a vocaroo? I missed it. Link?
>>569295548vinegary girlfeets, even
>>569295662It is when it leaks out in the thread where they shitpost in together
>>569295041WE DINDU STOP IT
I fucking hate shitposting krauts
>>569292976>>569292643Filling Chrono's umanko with my semen
Thoughts on Seriru saying get XOguri inherit on S.Maru?
>>569293505that's just gold diggers. never let a girl know you have money until you're sure she's a keeper.
>>569295465Doesn't the catbox script fix the image limit issue?
>>569295356100% of ryan fan population right here
>>569295739
symboli kris sex
We haven't gotten anything even 1/5th as lewd as mummy creek in jp in years
>>569295796my thoughts are that MANT is shit and should be over already
>>569294013Even if you do quit as danchou, you'll never get over what you did to Totopo. You basically kicked the guy out of /uma/, and I doubt he'd even want to go back to an /uma/ club.
>>569295890Finally, a good post
>>569295890first good post itt
>>569295618
>>569295796Any accel is an accel, not like you don't mind buying two recoveries with S. Maru.1st corner recov2nd ult3rd triple 7sIt's the standard double base recovery even
>>569295580Yesterday
>>569295938Totopo was here a couple theads back and he is considering joining one, just not Bricked
>>569295894Her mummy power was too greatCygames fears it happening again
>>569295465
people here gossip more than actual foids, it's crazy
>>569294286>Nothing good ever comes from listening to the thread.This. He shouldn't quit because the thread says so, he should quit because his fuck up tanked the reputation of the club and he knows he was in the wrong.
>>569295949sex with sloppy brown
Tell me a joke
>>569295881I don't talk to people ever IRL and only watch anime with subtitles so I can't actually understand words spoken that fast
All of /uma/'s problems would be solved if danchous were chosen by who had the strongest racers. The hereditary danchou system of club leadership is killing /uma/...
>>569296136humans like gossip in general, retard
>>569294853Yeah I was tired of all the shitposting aimed at us and thought doing that would stop it, I just said that to save face when in reality I caved like a little bitch
>>569295975Shichi... Got cucked
>>569295998S.Maru unique is not a recovery so you would need to buy 2 extra ones or try to get Vbourbon inherit too
>>569295938To be fair totopo was a complete faggot in /vn. No need to whitewash him as a saint
>>569295796I did a run to try it and she of course activates it, you can afford the recoveries since you're not buying radiant star. But you have to do the whole frontfag autism and the list of items you need for a front to work, good luck with that.
>>569296058It would be fucking funny and based if he ever get in Mambo or Autis/uma/
>>569295949>>569295978someone has to do it
>>569296167that means that I (ME) can become Dancho!!!
>>569296136it's because they're trannies that are trying hard to imitate foids
>>569295894My Mommy mummy..
>>569296136>nonnyWhat do you think
>>569295938>You basically kicked the guy out of /uma/,wait so bricked danchud did a service to the general and people are piling on him for that?
>>569295998Ult aint a heal. Thats myhomie barbin's
Should i just try out guttsmaxxing for kicks?Fishing for S ranks on falco has been nightmarish so at the very least this one got groundwork and the positioning shit
>>569295938Pretty much this >>569296240That nigga got kicked because he's a pest not just for shits and giggles.
>>569296368umama is NOT A FOID (they are)
>>569296228Right i mistook it, moxie is there too as a base recovery for maru.
>>569296418Falco wins short races by default, so do whatever.
>>569296443They are 100% a foid
>club drama slopjust create a discord and end this shitty general
>>569295347>I wanted to say I might have made a mistake in kicking Totopo, but I had good intentions for doing so>might>but>no "sorry" or "apologize" or "It was wrong"that's not an apology, it's justification and minimization. >but I didn't see any other optionsthe other option was not posting an anonymous "if I see more anonymous trolling I'll kick a club member" and instead, like, using your club chat to communicate with your club members and figure out what is best for your club
>>569296240>>569296426Wasn't that already proven to just be a complete coincidence or just an identical name
>>569296503Is it worth to give up almost a gold skill worth of midrace for some accel
>>569295603you posted this same image yesterday. Are you ever going to unlock her? Or am I going to beat you in 40 days when I get my last shards?
who the fuck is nonny
>>569296592nobody fucking cares totopo kill yourself
seriru's video is too long. Is there decent value in xog inherit if not on smaru? yes/no
>>569296598I don't know but I frequent /vn and the bullshit stopped when he got kicked from bricked so I'm inclined to believe it was him
if all this is true... bricked dancho go take your meds and sleep .
imagine having the ryanfag as a danchou dawg may as well shave all your hair off so you'd be as ugly as her
are all these posts attacking bricked danchud from totopo's discord buddies or something wtf?
Post more sexy umas. I want to jerk off.
>>569296418>>569296523She's not gonna win shit with that wit/power, let alone no S ranks
>>569296746100% there is discord faggotry going on right now
>>569295541>>569294192anons were shitposting and tried doxxing someone for bad posts in /umajp/ threads but they got the wrong anon, and rare brick danchou kicked the anon that got doxxed before really checking anything himself because he is from SEA
>>569295949>>569295978Post the brown npc uma, for the agenda
>>569296746either him doing damage control himself on multiple devices or he riled up some discord buddies to help him
>>569296751>>569296883dont have any images of her....
>>5692966610.05 accel is half an angling of scheming at a perfect timing for late race. Make of that what you will.>>569296710Its not that its not valuable as much as it's gonna be a pain in the ass. S. Maru has corner recovery, moxie (forma de gold) and triple 7s as her base skills. She can do it from the get go. Other fronts have to do all that and get gw + pp/dd + med s bullshit.
>>569296592tbf he did say sorry when he tried inviting totopo, and after he joined then left again
>>569296746read the thread, >>569294013 wants a pity party
>>569296883As you wish
I joined bricked to be in a comfy A+ club, not for dramaIf I wanted drama I would just post dickpics in the general
>>569294095wtf I like chiyoposter now, he's a danchou right? tell them to kick V and invite me instead, I'll leave my club for them
>>569296741my ryanchou loves me like yours never could
>>569296710
>>569296949>>569296978Fuck. Love horse tits.
>>569297030You have to defeat umama and V before you can reach the final boss
>>569296878For the record he weren't doing bad posts. He did ask them for permission if it's fine, and some /umaJP/ anons were even giving him advices.
>>569296962Could be worth it if you can guarantee bourbon's unique instead of moxie or something. Just a lot of SP to dump into non midrace skills as a front
>>569296741ryanbro is a good guy, I know I'm in good hands with ryancho.
I hate start of month club posting.Can't we talk about how Nakayama's beanie stinks or something
>>569241551I didn't see this because I was asleep at the time but someone quoted it itt. It's fine, people will drama bait no matter what and if anything it's funny people are still bringing it up.
>bro this is totally "name">yeah this must be from the "X" discord >this is "Y"fag attacking "Z" danchouAny time the thread gets into shit like this I am completely fucking baffledAre you guys literally living in a fantasy world? Just making shit up on the fly? Literally no club is like this, and who the fuck is on a discord here that actually talks about a /vg/ thread?Do you know what club chats talk about? SHOES, AND HARU GOOD MORNING EMOTES, IT CANT SUPPPORT REAL DISCUSSION AND YOU ALL KNOW ITTHIS ISNT A MMORPG
>>569294114
>>569297243Don't slander Nakayama.
should I just go to sleep this thread smells terrible at this hour
Good night friends!!
umasumi
>>569297261Only apologizing since bricked is always desperate for members…
>>569294841depends on the scenario, like in mant you obviously buy carrots or charm mirror or the run is probably bricked. in ura and similar scenarios you just prioritize their friendship during close calls.
>>569297308She just looks like she's always wearing it so it'll stink most of the time.
>>569297317retard
>>569297317Good night SEAbro
>>569297450it's 2PM
>>569297435Cleaning them is not hard, man. It's even easier than a baseball cap.
>>569294013/uma/club is full bwo you can't get poached... Wait another month of 2
>>569297486Oguri owns me sex.
>>569295356ok that's actually pretty based
>>569296746What do you think our usual threadshitter is doing now?
>>569297546Interesting. I never wear hats so I didn't know.
can MANT be over already? I noticed I only come here to talk about Kita anymore since this scenario is boring as fuck due to all decks being the exact same
>>569296985"here babe i got you a gift">it's room temperature water
>>569296990
Am I gonna get fired bros??? Is it over for my trainee?
I still didn't get the sex I am owed.
>>569296746He DID deserve it, though? I may be a faggot with no backbone but I will never listen to anons obviously shitposting, and riding all the dramas they can get, to ever make a decision for me. That's what Rebricked danchou basically did despite smugly announcing that his decision wasn't affected by the threads.
>>569297751and she would love you for it
>>569297659Yeah you literally toss it in a mesh laundry bag and toss it in a washing machine. Or you can handwash it and that takes like 10 minutes.
>>569297625>our usual threadshitteryou're gonna have to narrow it down a little
>>569297694>all decks being the exact samemaybe for a whale, but my F2Poor ass has to consider 50 RB with decent skills or 60RB for a smoother run.
>>569297757
WHERE'S THE SPEED STARWHERE IS IT FM
>>569297284You know what I want boy
if my oshi was in global i would do my 5 borrow runs of MANT every day. blame cygames.
>>569297847>toss it in a mesh laundry baguhh haha yeahmy mesh laundry baghahathat I use for cleaning delicateitems
>>569296751
>>569298046You're too slow to catch it
>>569295290>I'm 60% sure the schizo that upped the V posting and all this garbage is that guynah but I see why people would think that. I don't really care about thread personalities because I know how to use image filters and text filters if one is especially annoying.>schizoposting dialed up to 11 as soon as that guy got kicked out form bricked.well yeah obviously, schizoposting is going to skyrocket when it gets results. it's the same as lolcows, if one bites bait then tons of trolls will swarm to troll them too because they want to get a reaction. it's not even a recent event at this point, the conspiracy anons and schizoposters will slow down when they get bored of no results in so long now.
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Stegotranny>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)If you see something, hide and report.
>>569297284this isn't my dancho
>>569297723Dia owns me
>>569298281Uhh what did my danchou do? Asking seriously
>>569298281Teiorcs are funny though
>>569298354Made with Satono computers
>>569298281Add Bricked dancho to the list
>>569298251this is a boy
>>569298403this is not a serious list
Cygames intern here. After player feedback, we have decided to cancel the release of Gentildonna. Thank you for playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
>>569297783Change the build and make her a team buffer
>>569298463SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>569298403be gay
>>569295290>>569298164>>569298281Hey quick questionWhat the fuck are any of you people talking about?
>>569298046FAST LEARNER AND MILE SAGAIN AND AGAINWHERE'S SPEED STAR???????
>>569296710smaru already needs to buy a recovery so technically you only need 2 recoveries to activate Oguri unique. Still massively not worth it and I have no idea why the retard suggested it. It might be one of the worst pieces of skill advice I heard a sloptuber give
Umama is annoying as fuck just like the other shitposters but holy shit man this thread is unusable at the start of the month.
>>569298354i could be trapped with lager and a big pretzel more easily than i'd like to admit
>>569298281>my notoriety has faded away enough to not be includedthank god
>>569298534no idea
>>569298281all me btw
>>569298468you wish retard
/Uma/ Club groomed Autis/uma/
>>569295938>I doubt he'd even want to go back to an /uma/ club.I was posting just yesterday that I'm rejoining an /uma/ club tonight when my timer is up though. I was in a not-/here/ club for a while but they failed to hit S even with 60K quota and their chat sucked so ngl I'm glad it looks like people realized I wasn't the one posting shit or going on the big schizo rants>>569296260Autis/uma/ was on the list of ones I was going to check if they still needed someone, I wasn't looking too hard yet because I figured most will fill to 30 before I can join one. >>569296240>>569296598Completely different person. Not even an identical name, I am "T o t o p o" and that thread had someone called "Totoposter" very many years ago.
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>569298841how could danchud betray us like this
>>569296741It's kind of smart honestly. Nobody would ever want to poach a Ryanfag so now their Danchou is safe from /uma/club
>>569298675The worst part is she's unemployed with no friends so she's here all the fucking time
Are catgirls even a fetish in umamusume?
>>569298961I don't care, it's annoying but who cares compared to the shithole this place start to be at the start of the month
>>569298965>no xoguris>no dominatorsfake room
>>569298841danchou... i trusted you....
>>569299039This place is a shithole at all times of the month bwo
>>569298990the only canon fetish in umamusume is adult women dressing up like schoolgirls
>>569296710it's huge
>>569299139Not as much as it is now because of club drama, every single fucking first week of the new month
>>569298841literally cannot imagine having the chutzpah to do this
>>569298882I kind of do.I wish I could love something the way Uma love to run.
>>569298990uma is a dog girl game not a cat girl game
>>569298841
>>569299139Nuh uh, there was a period of about three hours one day back in mid april that /uma/ was good
>>569295356She is so cute
>>569299253it is both
>>569299203Nigga all last week we had two threads becase the ntrfaggot was having a melty since he couldn't have an ntr thread. It's any time of the month
>>569298664
>>569298673My take is he sees it as the laziest way to make a top tier team. Train your Xoguri use as parent for maru with a seuin borrow and a dominator/runaway
>>569297694why is there a dent on the ground
>>569298852>spoilerYou'd have to thank a Dotoposter and an anon from /v/ma for clearing your name and for pointing out how you're not the schizo
>>569296678it was another anon :(
>>569298841Kekeke…all apart of my master plan…
>>569296746bricked danchud showed weakness with >>569294013, it's not a raid just people seeing a super easy chance to troll someone."Should I quit as danchou, anonymous posters?" is literally the same problem he had when he went "Should I kick a club member, anonymous posters?". You don't ask anons for their opinions in the thread on shit like this because trolls will ALWAYS see blood in the water and insist you do the funniest thing. You ask your club members and think for yourself.
>>569299201>buying 4 skills for 1 Length and it's massive RNG that can give you nothing
>>569299131Stop posting this shit.
>>569299415guess what he's doing now
>>569299384It's pretty good in the rare lulls that happen when we're all focused on a topic that isn't pure shitposting.
>>569299201this might be the most impressive gaslight I've ever seenI'm going to laugh if people actually follow his dumbass advice
>>569295580Nowhttps://jiggie.fun/fY22Lyhttps://jiggie.fun/fY22Lyhttps://jiggie.fun/fY22Ly
>>569299418
how come /uma/ is always so good right before I log on then goes to shit once I start posting
OH MY GOD IM CUMMINGSUZUKA SUZUKAAA IM CUMMINGUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHSEX SEX SEEEEX AAAAAAAAAA
Its kind of amazing I can play this game daily, win CMs, be in a club from this general and still have absolutely no idea what anyone in this thread is talking about.
>>569297925
>>569299131Keep posting this shit.
Kitasan is too safe of a character. She's boring.
i prefer this onegot a chub the first time it was posted
>>569299671it's not worth knowing
I DON'T WANT TO WORK ANYMORE FUCK OFF STOP MESSAGING ME I WON'T REVIEW KUSOCODE
I don't have Kitasan. Did Kita trainer really scout her because he wanted to fuck her?
>>569299472>buying 4 skillsbuying recoveries lets you drop to 600 stam>1 lengthdo you see the kind of lengths you're getting from other skills?>massive RNGjust buy recoveries that aren't position-based
and its done! this was very stressing and time consuming but im finally done with itnow i can flex i do truly love my BIG oshi!
>>569299423It really is not. You have no backup heals for Oguri ult and her unique is a Wit check as well since you need to inherit it. You need to pass 4 Wit checks to make her borrowed unique work. You have what a 60-70% chance of activating all the skills? And if your Maru loses the Angling battle, which is more likely for her because she spent 400 SP on recoveries and the Oguri unique that don't help her win the mid race battle at all she will lose anyway
>>569299459>99+ claimable rewardsfor what purpose?
>>569299671kek, you and I. kek, you and I. When they start club/drama posting, I have no fucking clue what they are rambling about, nor do I care
>>569299927impressive
Yae
>>569299943carat retention levels we can't even imagine
>>569299927Nice one anon
>>569299459>visible team rankingoh nononono.... not again bros...
Liking Taiki genuinely had to be some forced meme. How do you guys stand that retard voice?
>>569299849>Sound brokenAAIIIEEEE SOMEONE FIX IT I DON'T HAVE THE ORIGINAL FILE
>>569299459well congrats on the new EMPERORyou must have started the game early enough to do her Legends Race, I joined just after they'd ended, so I still got 40 days to go.
>>569299943Not him but I do that as well. I have like over 7k carats the last time I counted
>>569299671It is normal I think. I don't really know who anyone is outside of my own club.
>>569299901gwo are you retarded, it's RNG because you need to pass 4 Wit checks. It's like activating Groundwork with Early Lead, Focus and Dodging Danger kek
>>569298673Maybe running 3 recoveries allows you to ignore stamina as a stat during building...?
>>569299927The more completionist titles I see, the more I feel like a fraud who doesn't truly love his umas. I kneel.
>>569299635you probably wake up at the same time V does
>>569300030easily because she is nice and her voice is cute
>>569298519>>569298463
>>569299943saving them for a rainy day>>569300029if i die so be it, at least i got rudolf>>569300049thank you, may you get her shards in daily shops so the grind is faster
>>569300078Don't they eventually expire or something??
Should I do a MANT run or post cock
Good enough for A finals?
Why there's no transfer request this month?
>>569300183does it really make you happy to spam the thread with >V this>V that all the time? Why? Why not just ignore whatever horrible thing I guess he did? What you're doing is more obnoxiousThis will be the last time I interact with namefag, anti- or otherwise, by the way. Unless I get a genuine answer.
>>569300329The missions don't. The daily carats from login bonus doesn't, others does.
>>569299227gold sex>>569299459enjoy the luna!also enjoy the dox!
>>569300269Why is it that Tanuki Rudolf always looks sad?
I can't stress this enough, I absolutely LOVE Daiwa Scarlet
>>569298403nothing bro. he said the equivalent of "what the heck?" at some nasty drama-bait comment a month ago, someone called him a funny tsundere, but that was enough for a schizo to start targeting him.they're going to bark at shadows until they tire out since danchou hardly posts at all. they think every time someone posts one of his favorite /uma/ its him. it mental illness
>>569300331post cock on your phone screen mid-MANT run
>>569300412Your completionist title?
>>569300029>>569300401he's not even in an /uma/ clubt. have chrono tabs open for all the /uma/ clubs at all times and check every time someone leaks their club score
>>569298061
>>569300379Stop defending your boyfriend Umama
what are the odds of this score, what the hell?It's not even useful because rentention is over 800k now......... still, nice I guess.
>>569298281No one knows I cause 30% of the shitstorms here but I'm not listed here because no one knows
I want to rape Manhattan Cafe.
>>569300608But that's me...
>>569300154You shouldn't have Stam issues for this race and you can get Radiant as a recovery if you need more Stamina.Maybe if this was a long race and you needed to buy 2 recoveries it could work, but for a medium it's just garbage
3 runs into glue I love this game
>>569300379It makes me happy to think that maybe he'll fuck off one day because people shame him for his actions regularly. I have actually seen him stop his posting sometimes on days when enough people call him out, so it's not for nothing.
I can't stress this enough, I absolutely LOVE Nice Neisha
This is rather random but does anyone wood carve as a hobby
I want to rape Teio.
>>569300521But how do I take a picture of that If Im using the phone to do a MANT run
>>569300519I think that must be a different danchou...
>>569300581You'll win this CM
>>569299470uma&co danchad never showed weakness, even harboring a literal thread terrorist
>>569298281>my name not on the listanonbros stay winning
>>569298305I'm not, no. I just wanted to post the cafe dogeza because I like her skinny little ass.
>>569300401ty>>569300403something about shonbori being synonym of sadness
>>569300668That's true but there will always be umama like a shitty stepmother taking up space in your home
>>569300331kill yourself faggot
>>569300682series of mirrors at the right angles
>>569300630don't shay that....
I like neicha but that image is gross dude
>>569300608you're probably the faggot screeching about V and umama. Most annoying poster, congratulations. At least I've filtered the yurinigger, don't even see his shit anymore. But the >V this>Umama thatis extremely annoying, and because I'm retarded I still need to figure out how to filter a specific word, not the full text of a post. Once I do, 50% of that faggot's posts will vanish.
>>569300714oh i thought you were a clubian because of your creek pic, my bad bro
>>569300863Gay?
>>569300581IN THE NAME OF SHIRAOKI-SAMA YOU MUST USE FUKU ON THE NEXT CM! SEVEN!
>>569300876
>>569300671Neicha is bbw coded
>>569298403Used slop to recruit
>>569300668>maybe he'll fuck off one day because people shame him for his actions regularly>maybe he'll fuck off if I give him enough attentionthings that have never happened in the history of 4chanI think you are genuinely stupid, or you're just the same attentionwhore he -whoever he is- is larping as.
I like neicha and that image is cute and sexy dude
>>569300972>>569300876V damage control
>>569300876You just use /***/ in the Comments section. Like, /Gold City/ will filter all "Gold City feet in my mouth" posts because it contains the thing between the //s.
when's Yasuda Kinen
this one's for you danchou
>>569301113why would you filter that guy though he's based
>>569301083I would never clean my hands
>>569300876I'm actually the retard that spams every poal that is posted here
>>569300581you did what i could not...
>>569300876>I still need to figure out how to filter a specific wordjust use 4chanx?
>>569299442What did /v/ have to do with him?
>>569301172he doesn't ever even post good pictures, only text
>>569301113ok I'm testing that with /umama/ I'll see if that works, and I'll test /v/, but would that filter all posts containing the letter v or just that letter in isolation?
>>569301127
>>569301320boy sex withpedophile death all
beer after a productive session...feels good
>>569301260no limited edition hoodie....
never filtered posts never will
>>569301286yeah adding an image would be better I agree but I have a soft spot for people that ritual post about their wives
>>569301397>>569301127sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>569301019
>>569301490Think the only bad thing about filtering is when you announce it. Very snobby
>>569301490the people talking about filtering posts are worse than the ones screeching about schizos imo. genuinely do not give a shit
https://poal.me/qnrm7r https://poal.me/qnrm7r https://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>569301389v is a bad one because it'll filter too much other shit, probably why he chose a 1 letter name.
>>569301484amazing game btw god it's so good I hope the dlc is actually a real thing
Is there any way I can parent grind el condor pasa while still having some small chance of her being usable herself?Like idk can I make her jacked for mile races or some shit? Looking for ideas here to make this bearable since I have a month of doing this until throne
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>qnrm7rHate that I can recognize this link now
>>569300829new cryer
>>569301637>probably why he chose a 1 letter nameI do think you're reading too much into it or mindbroken by him.
>>569301637didn't work, I still see your post. Sad. I'll figure it out at some point.
>>569301690I have 2 monitors
>>569301690
>>569301674frfr
>>569301690>MANT
>>569301727It's an /uma/ classic
7
>>569301471>productive sessionOf what
>>569301808just in case... you know you need to refresh the page after adding the filter right?
chat, i went to take a massive shit about 40 minutes ago and just finished, only to be met with another devolving thread centered around manufactured club drama and schizo-on-schizo violence.next bread will be worse.
>his ace runs are not parent runsNGMI
>>569301690We don't play the game here wa[/spoile]hey
>>569301284Both Dotoposter and a /v/ma anon gave proof of how much a shitter the schizo was compared to Totopo. The schizo lost his Pisces cup, meanwhile Totopo had a pisces plat title. /v/ma anon further provided proof of how much of a shitter he is by posting an archive link of the schizo's older post and older CM results from /v/
>>569301925I'm a turbo retard, holy shit
remember when people said this card would be good in the futurewonder when that'll be
>>569301808if you refreshed the page after, then screenshot your filter list including the header so I can tell you what you did wrong. this goldcity one works fine and it's as simple as it gets.
>>569302056nothing mambo touches is ever good.
>>569301690I'm playing blitz chess and my rating hasn't improved over the last 3 years
Most raped posters in /uma/?
>>569301898just getting stuff done
>>569302180I'm stuff.
>>569301814Suggestive Bue-chan...
>>569301690i got my completionist title i have to give my brain and sanity a rest after all the faggotry the game pulled on me
>>569300818Is that Rice's mom?how could she raise such an evil child
>>569302056I used this card in the longslops we had back in Unity and won both times
took 4 hours to finish one mant run award
>>569301151This SundayBut more importantly, the first 2YO debut races will be this weekend
>>569301961you know if you spend that much time on the toilet you can end up with an anal prolapse right
All Tracen students are banned from having sex with their torenas until they win a G1.
>>569302131>chesswow now I kind of want to play again...stopped with the 10 minutes mode once I reached 1k600 something at blitz though lol but it's so much more fun just quick thinking
>>569302064it worked, but every instance of the letter 'v' is now filtered, too restrictive. I'll try putting a space in the filter, hehe
>>569302234
>>569301690IM HOARDINGGG
>>569302363all the dragon dildos and dicks i ram up there will rectify that issue.
>>569301989I play games, just not uma. I do love helios tho
>>569301690Fapping to Chrono and waiting to see if anyone here posts some nice pictures of her
>>569302301my longest was 2 days i would play like 5 or 6 turns and then close the gamethe burn out of just slowly going through all the bullshit just made it insufferable
>>569302434you can make it case sensitive maybe?
I can't even imagine the mind of someone who would spend time on 4chan yet filter the most banal things
>>569301690I realize I still don't know how to properly do parent runs because nothing ever works and I end up inheriting maybe <6 skills per inspiration instead of the 15+ that are available on actual runs, and no guides are working, so I'm just auto playing fan runs while playing another game on the side. I will eventually find a guide that'll be easy for someone as stupid as me to understand. I just find it incredibly confusing that my dirt parents worked as intended and I was inheriting a lot which is probably how I also got US (on top of the random fast learner roll).
>>569302313>2YO debut racesif Gentildonna's last kid isn't good I'm killing myself
>>569302363that's actually kinda based, it would be neat to be able to play with my anus more easily.
>>569302445
reminder: MANT/TB is rated as one of the best scenarios the game ever came out with while GL (our next scenario) is consistently rated near the bottom.have fun.
>>569301471Does that mean you're easy to entice now?
>>569302679Does it take 40 mins to complete a career too?
>>569302648
>>569302679>ratedBy whom?By what metrics?Where?Source?Knowledge?Literally anything backing up a single thing in your post?
>>569302573No one cares about petty dramaAnd it chews through just so, so many postsNot spending mental energy on reading or skimming or skipping past it is so nice
>>569302679that's why mant lovers (like me) and maybe you are incredibly smart and based
I rape the next uma posted.
>>569302468more like rectalfy haha lol
>>569302754it takes an hour to do 2 of them, which you'll have to do to get enough fans to match 1 MANT run and stay in your club. also both of the umas you get will be worse than just doing 1 MANT run 9/10 times.
>>569302710NTA but I lose all libido after drinkinghorny as hell when I get high though
>>569302679hmmm... yet it's very curious how M*NT biggest defenders as le best scenario have all quit the game due to burnout....
Look at this very KISEKI horse with a very KISEKI pedigree>>569302630same
>>569302530putting 'i' at the end makes it case-insensitive, so maybe this will work. Appreciate the help anons. Back to posting cute umas now and waiting for TP to recharge.
>>569295356Holy based, I love my autisdanchou
>>569302692not gay but I would hold hands with Fuji Kiseki with future romantic intentions in mind
>>569302796what """""drama""""" is>gold city feet in my mouthoops, you won't see this post to replyPS nice neicha toes in my mouthoh sorry did I take up too much of your ~mental energy~lmfao
>>569302658
/uma/ will heal one day
BREAKRECORDSNOTRULES!!!
>>569302796notice how the faggot stopped mentioning those two as soon as serious effort into filtering started being discussedwhat a cheap little whoreproof they only do it for (You)'s and denying them (You)'s is the best weapon against schizo behavior
>>569302710stop implying I'm a whore
If I dont get the parent I want tomorrow Im abducting danchou
>>569302890that's because alcohol is a depressant and makes you less sensitiveweed is the opposite
>>569303185Are you not?
>>569302925to be fair, playing a combined 7-8 months of MANT/TB would kill even the staunchest of defenders. there's also the "content creation" aspect that contributed.
>>569303201but you've got the parent you want right here, sonI'm proud of you.
I think we should execute the traitor danchou. Gruesomely.
>>569303185what the fuckSpecial Week is. . . hot?
>>569303221no it's because if I try to jerk off after drinking my uretha starts burning and my prostate gets inflamed for some reason and I end up spending hours on the toilet just trying to squeeze tiny bits of piss out to help reduce the painuma musume
>>569303234ACTUAL FRAME 1 REPLY WERE YOU WAITING>>569303371she always was??? hello??
>>569303048thanks for proving the point
>>569303389But you're not pure either.
>>569303386
>>569303386anon... your urologist and/or pelvic-floor physical therapist...
>this is supposed to be hot
running adshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yEwTYF85qw
>>569303403>the climactic scene of Dober's manga that Suzuka stole and is voraciously reading
>>569303326>I'm proud of you.my dad has never said this
>>569303221The joke is on alcohol, I'm already depressed.
sex with dumbasses
>>569302868Luckily I'm danchou so I won't even have to worry about the first one. I'm also a buhi so my uma output quality will be high regardless so I'm fine with more quantity.
>>569303567me and anon
>>569303530Kissu
>>569303448I ammmm
>>569302868>also both of the umas you get will be worse than just doing 1 MANT run 9/10 times.ok but the ceiling is what matters. i've seen no one talking about mant actually being viable for cm aces after grand live.
>>569303386Sounds like a Gold City moment
>>569303645How are you pure?
Are multiproc skills even real?I guess that's a misleading question. I've seen some activate multiple times myself. I'm looking specifically at slipstream and it's on /ramp up today though. These skills have a cool down of 30 seconds and can activate multiple times, but they also have the stipulation that they have a mid-race restriction. I don't think mid-race is long enough for them to activate a second time, ever, in any course that has ever been released in this game. In a 1,000 m track, 500 m is mid-race, mid-race is run at 21 m/s, making mid-race just 24 seconds long.To my understanding, The cool down on skills scales just like buff duration does, one to one with track length. So in the absolute longest track, 3,600 m, the mid-race is 1,800 m run at 18.4 m/s. This is A 98 second mid-race, but on a 3600 m course, the 32nd cooldown would scale to 108 seconds, so it would still not be possible for ramp up or slipstream to hit a second time.Either the cool down component of these skills is bait, or I don't understand the mechanics correctly, in which case I'd love a reeducation.
>>569303651MANT has a higher ceiling, the 1/10 times are when MANT has a very bad lowroll. People stop talking about it because everyone will be sick of MANT.
>>569303585I'm ur mom
>>569303773the anon is referring to the stat-cap increase. all of your ace runs will be in GL.
>>569302890>>569303221Both make me horny you guys are weird
>>569303672I'm nice and kind who doesn't do anything weird>>569303748I only read half your post but just the other day during the sunday derby(?) I saw corner adept activate twice in the long race near the start and end so it's defintely possible on longs there is one track where you literally start on a corner and it works there too but that's like ONE track...on a medium I think
>>569303773do you have evidence from jp/kr/tw people were winning using mant aces after gl is out?
>>569303773so umas built in MANT will be better than those built in Grand Live? Seriously?
>>569303748the cooldown is because why not give it one. it's not really bait because you can't see it in-game.
>>569303651because nobody sane would willingly play mantshit the second we get a new scenario even in the case of highrolls being better
>>569303914>I'm nice and kind who doesn't do anything weird
>>569303645white woman jumpscare
>>569303748Yes straightaway adept and curabtre on longer couses will proc twice
>>569303963cm autists will and that's all that matters
for me it's weed and poppers after fasting for at least a day
>>569303931no because Grand Live has a higher speed cap and I am assuming they wont be retarded and will actually implement the fix that 1600 speed is more than just 1200 speed and fcm that was present at the start of GLi n JP
>>569303846>hands you the horse energy drink>forget umas can drink 4 times the amount of caffeine an adult can drink
>>569304019stop saying this
>drugsI’m disappointed in you, and so would your umma.
>>569303530>>569303626
>>569304140say please
>>569304078no they wouldn'teven if high rolls were better you can glue 5 GL runs in the time that takes a single mant run to reach the same pointit is simply not worth the time investment
>>569304057me in the middle
>>569303931they'll be better parents every time, as for aces it depends on the build but MANT is more reliable and has a better chance at highrolls because you can control it. it is true that the new stat caps don't favor mant though, if you're looking at the top .0001% highrolls they will probably be from GL. GL was fucked over by the harsh softcaps on stats and I can say for a fact MANT was better when GL launched, so it really depends on if they move the softcap change forward or not.
>>569304109>I am assuming they wont be retardedjust fell out of my chair cuz i couldnt stop laughing
What race schedule do you use for MANT parents?
>>569304109yeah I didn't think sore. the 1600 speed, anon said that it works the same as up to 1200 speed, but after 1200 speed trainings only give you 50% of the speed stats, so a +70 speed rainbow gets nerfed to +35
>>569304206could you please stop FUCKING LIVING GHAHHAHHHAHA FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEE
Please stop ERPing Umama. Please just get a job.
https://poal.me/ksbsxk
>>569304294the same schedule i use on all my aces, the superior tiara.
>>56930429463 races minimum
>>569304325>>569303914>I'm nice and kind
>>569304383helios would smoke my cock
>>569302483>i play gamessaid the libtard obsessed with orange man le bad
>>569304320yes but in addition to that they also intiially launched the speed cap in a way that made the actual stats above 1200 worth less too. 1600 speed was worth like 1250 effective speed, which is why 1200 with a gold green was better than going foe the new cap. They fixed this later.
>>569304325I am going to continue living for now but I promise I personally will stop replying "white woman jumpscare" to Grass Wonder posts b/c she is nice.
>>569304508>I'm Rice behind
I love this cutie
>>569304617die rightoid
>>569304679Who, me?
None of you have actually taken a cock
ntr bread pls
>>569304679Let's go, go!
>>569304843>>569304843>>569304843>>569304843
>>569304735ewno
>>569304861Why are you so mean
>>569304906stop replying to meugh
>>569305031No
>>569304325>>569303645I want to have sex with you
Daily reminder the delayed both CM14/15 so whales would pull on Taiki and Throne, sorry no early QoL or features though you will also have to pay for those too when they come out
>>569300671>>569300973neicha is built for toreina cock
>>569298852>Autis/uma/ was on the list of ones I was going to check if they still needed someoneWell funny you would say that, they're 29/30 right now
What is her problem?
>>569304617it's really funny that you pulled that out of thin air and then act like someone else is obsessed.
>>569305465Too cute for her own good
>>569303914>>569304045Well yeah, straight away adept always has enough time on every course if it procs early enough the first time. Corner adept, on longer courses where the first and last corners are earlier and later proportionally can also proc twice and I've seen both of them proc twice many times. It's the mid-race exclusive ones that seem kind of pointless.I do have to correct myself though. I always thought slipstream was mid-race exclusive, but it is not. Only ramp up has the mid-race requirement that makes its CD impossible to overcome.
>>569306757oh you mean like thathmm I do agree I've never seen ramp up go off twice I don't think...I suppose they wanted a mid-race skill that IN THEORY can proc many times as you pass and pass other umas (same idea with slipstream just hiding in their air blocky thing)
