Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!/smbg/ #346 - Tightrope edition------>>Current Mario News, Links, and Releases<<「!」Mario Tennis Fever has officially released!「!」Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Meetup in Bellabel Park has officially released!「!」Yoshi and the Mysterious Book has officially released!>Recent/Future Release Dates:「!」mar10 Day Nintendo Classicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5w3lAC4B5I「!」The Super Mario Bros Movie 3 is apparently coming in 2029https://mynintendonews.com/2026/05/22/the-next-super-mario-movie-will-likely-arrive-in-2029-and-they-want-to-get-it-right/---->General Paisano Linkshttps://www.mariowiki.com/https://www.suppermariobroth.com/>Netplay Guidehttps://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)https://smaghetti.com/>SM64, Sunshine, etc. Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)https://romhacking()com/https://gamebanana.comhttps://sm64coopdx.com/>/smbg/ Anon Interest and Etc.Post any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!Post gameplay videos!Share your Strikers club and builds!/smbg/ link compilation: https://rentry.org/g6233fq8/smbg/ writeanon compilation: https://rentry.org/tv4fp8q5https://cytube/r/smbg/ (put a dot between u and b)----Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEY8tfNtu7UOP Template: https://rentry.org/84xasgm8Previous World: >>568011810
Mario time.
>>569359451>>569359836That nice new thread smell.
Friendly reminder to keep things to Mario in this general. No off topic franchises such as Dragonball allowed.
>>569360517You literally just brought off topic shit to another thread with this post. It has been dragged to the ground at this point, shut the fuck up already.I almost suspect you want derailing to instantly continue.
>>569360517bringing it up at all makes the opposite of what you want to happen, 4chan 101, try to keep up
One piece of yellow yoshi. All Mario Yoshis have a dinner with yellow yoshi.
>>569360705I like my Peach's modesty desu
If Princess Peach is really getting her own movie it should be a political thriller where she tries and fails to make peace between Toads and Goombas until Goombas defect and join Bowser.
>>569363650>Dinosaurs are alive and well in Mario>Someone still felt the need to pull a Jurassic Park>Which ended the same exact way as the actual one
>>569369593
>>569363650man, the odyssey dinosaur looks kind of out of place
>HE'S A CRYBABY
>>569373774based starlow
I love Luigi
>>569382356I hate Luigi
>>569382737I hate that I can't see that inflated Yoshi as NOT kinky.
>>569382356Luigi doesn't deserve to be mocked like how you people mock him here.He's become a symbol for faggots.
>>569382356Daisy loves Luigi the most. Why else would she make his birthday a national holiday?
gay luigi
>>569386990>>569387054LUIGI IS STRAIGHTstop disrespecting luigi. I don't care if you faggots are in love with him but at least be self aware enough to know it is only a one way thing
Gay luigi
>>569382356Daisy...
>>569382356Peasley...*
>>569382356Peach...
>>569386990daisy didn't do that
>>569388497But the internet told me he's married to Bowser...
>>569390576>Peach...is for Mario.
>>569390912based
>>569390352only correct reply
>>569390912>for Mariofor the streets.
>>569382668Peach...
>>569359451
>>569391317>Mario with the streets powerup
>>569382668Starlow...
>>569382668SM64DS Toads...
>>569382668waluigi !
Daisy, my beloved.
>>569390912Mario gets to watch while Luigi grinds 1-ups on Peach.
>>569395183>Mario gets to watch while Luigi grinds 1-ups on Peach.Luigi is currently watching the opposite in that image.
>>569395183The only grinding Luigi does is on Peasley's beanbean
>>569390912>gay luigi walked through the wrong door
>>569391361peach bullies luigi in the mario series many times, funnily enoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNdqc4ZF2g
okay thats ityour forced my handi didn't wanna do this, especially because it's june, but from now on no gays or women like >>569396543 allowed ittonly straight heterosexual men allowed in the mario general from here until further notice
>>569396897Present. Those terms seem acceptable.
>>569396897Wait minute, you just want only men to be posted so you can jack off to the men! I will not allow this.
>Mainline game verse vs. Paper verse vs. M&L verse vs. Illumination verse vs. DiC verse vs. 1993 movie verse vs. 1986 movie verse vs. Mario-kun verseWho wins?
>>569407063>scaling brainrot
>>569407063Paper Mario gets hard countered by being ficutional within the Mario verse. Then it's probably live action Mario going down unless he gets buffs from not being a cartoon. The movie Marios then get taken out. Then Mario and Luigi Mario goes down, he's too reliant on Luigi. DIC Mario would be the next to fall. Then between mainline and Super Mario Kun Mario it's probably Mario Kun, he goes through similar adventures to mainline Mario but has gag powers.
>>569407862That checks out to me. Good analysis.
>>569407063Around 3-4 of these guys are the same one, but if we're separating then Game Mario, Paper Mario, M&L, and Mario Kun outlast the rest. Mario kun in his own comics canonically does all of game mario, m&l mario and paper mario's adventures, plus has extreme amounts of toonforce and meta tampering. He's probably takes it by just being an amalgamation of Mario in one character.
>>569408356Makes sense.
>>569386390What? I'm not mocking him
>>569418040Say he’s not gay and that you know he will never reciprocate your feelings, then
>>569418927If you mean Luigi, then yeah, of course he is not gay.
>>569074558https://mega.nz/folder/dMIyjB5b#-z5ewr1Ja3sLD9IfD8HX2Q>>569091546https://transfer.it/t/ViTfO94TwZaD
>>569419091Good.Good anon.
>>569419091>doesn't say the other partGAY LUIGI
>>569419797>>569419653WRONG
>>569419091Luigi is very much gay.
>>569425690>luigi is very much happyCan't argue with that.
>>569428829Yes, happily attracted to men.
Homo luigi
>>569424204>wah, hey guys, check out this gay luigi
explain this, then
Fanartists are retarded, duh.
>>569432126You didn't reply to my post haha, here I'll do that for you >>569431621.Also, I think you replaced the words "I am" with "Fanartists" lol
Man, the gay topics really extend in the labels they put on this month.
i was lurking here againsometimes i lurk in places that gave me a good laugh or strike me as particularly weirdyou guys are weird with a very weird thread dynamic most of the timegoodbye
>>569436393HAVE A ROTTEN DAY.
Bros... my Switch screen is completely dark, it still works, it still has sound, and it works fine when docked, but the screen is all dark in handheld mode, is there a fix for this or is it over
>>569436806Have a fresh day!
It’s Mario Kart World’s anniversary! (And the switch 2’s)Hard to believe it’s been a whole year since then, no
>>569452063will they add him?i think they just might
>>569452916They're not updating the game with new content.
>>569382356He's the cutest!
>>569454671people said the same for 8D
>>569431621Who the hell is that at Luigi's side? Is that a new character?
Mario vacation.
>>569463197ahem, greetings master mario.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ZJDMIAMQQ4
>>569454996stop being gay and involving luigi in your gayshit
>>569466908Wow, finally someone explains this mystery.
>>569461638That's Mario.
>>569441316I love the ostriches :)
>>569450957Birdo is one of those characters whose intended comedic context ("You want to avoid them, they're too kissy") completely vanishes when you're as lonely and desperate as I am.>Oh nooooo, a loving cute dinosaur girl nooooo don't hang out with me all the time nooooo
>>569475472Why is Waluigi throwing his cake?
>>569483186*coke
>>569483682>Gwahahaha! Gee, troops, I sure hope Cherry Birdo doesn't jumpscare me today!>Cherry Birdo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDyEigknZVo&t=0its up
>>569483806H-hot...
>>569483840KYS
>>569483840Based unwashed puppet
>>569483840For a literal muppet this faggot complains a lot. Every video I have seen he is complaining about his life
>>569483840We don't watch this loser here.
>>569483840>i only played the first half a dozen hours of Prime 4?Does this faggot ever finish games? Typical journalist.I remember when he started that gay campaign to remake TTYD and then admitted he played it for like 2 hours lol
Peach butt!
>>569489583>didn't finish TotK>didn't finish Bananza >didn't finish Prime 4Not even the tip of the iceberg. The second worst Nintendo channel behind le forgotten mario man
Why does Daisy hate the Bean Bean Kingdom so much?
>>569496761They make her gassy.
>>569359451Hey Paisanos, just a reminder that our first match for VGL 26 starts in a few hours, hope to see you therehttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>DK64 didn't have a Japanese dub nor subtitles, so they thought k rool speaking at the beginning of the game was some kremling languagejapanese twitter interesting insights
>>569506063the fawful fit
Peach as Bowsette.
>>569512314Don't shill here.
daisy as wario
Peach as Mario.
>>569514061There's a full version to this art
fox is here to save our thread
>>569514562but fox we're on page 1
>>569514621Fox got paid to save the thread and he did.
>>569514621>You were already on page 1?>Uh...>That'll still be 70 coins, pay up.
>>569514826>>569515405Star goyim...
topic changedthread savedsimple as that
>>569514562You better be good at football too, since you will be playing today
>>569516064he'll fumble or fly with our main strikers, we'll have to see
>>>/v/740308101
>>569362420
>>569515909nice ride
How mam goombas are oppressed in the Mushroom Kingdom?
>>569525072kys agp troon
>>569525810Goombas were traitors.
>>569526667I popped in to see what they were discussing, and you really weren't kidding.
wtf is this voice over?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoPi4XW_79w
>>569536583It's just someone with an Australian accent, anon.
>>569452063Honestly the best Mario Kart to date; having two main modes and a whole world to explore and find secrets & challenges is still fun many years later. Picrel is basically how good I think the Cups/Rallies are to do now compared to before.>>569496057Mario Bros. Circuit is such a good beginner course and a fantastic introduction to Mario Kart World as a whole. Shame that the reverse variant isn't nearly as good.
we just had our match against /wowg/we won 2-0surprised to see no one post about it
>>569547397Well, it appears to have been dead for the past hour, so..
>>569547397That's not good. Dead generals don't get invited back.
>>569547397I had to take a nap after work. Was very tired. I'll watch the match when the vod goes up.
>>569547397Where was our /smbg/ organizer guy? I was waiting for him to link the stream all this time.
>>569482343Nice! So it's Luigi, Mario and Peach.Got it.
>>569506537In the end, they ended up being right Because that's how K. Rool speaks now
Haha! Just what I needed!
Luigi the mama
>>569554985>>569547397Many Apologies Paisanos, I was stuck at work so I wasn't able to watch the match at all or letting the general know right before it happened. I've asked VGLco to do it for me but you can see how well that went. Here is aa link to the vod for those who missed it https://implying.fun/video/vgl26/2026-06-05/?t=4:01:58.0But hey, seems like we've defeated the qualifier menace. Next match on Sunday 14 against /gfg/
>>569589521HIS GAME.
>>569573371>>569581405monkey merch
Are you gonna listen to that monkey!?
>>569596993
1-up.
>>569611936Birdo's a tad creepy here
Is Donkey Kong Bananza worth playing now or should I wait for the Nintendo Swtich 3 Edition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdoL46SqWd4 damn, what a nice remix
>>569623623it already happened basically with the added (still ongoing) dk bananza dlc, i'd say try it out
What if we took Mario...and made him green?
What if we took Mario...and made him yellow?
What if we took Bowser... and made him blue?
>>569645587What if we took Mario...and made him purple?
What if we took Mario...and made him white?
What if we took Mario...
What if we took Mario...and made him a girl?
>>569653235don't you mean making mario black
What if we shook Mario...
>>569656380lurk moar
>>569656624no u, the image is about mario being black, which then prompts the slur
anyone wanna play mario party 3 on the nso
>>569656479Mario can shake plenty on his own.
>>569656794Fine, I'll explain the joke for you: The implication I was making with that pic while asking that question is that Mario isn't actually white to begin with, which we both know isn't true.
>>569657964Peach's a nigger...Look she's a nigger
>>569657964dayum
>>569657964>mario JUNGLE fever
>>569657229you can do that? nso sounds worth it, probably should get it later
>>569665671
>>569665803rabbit powerup version
minor ware cigar land
Next 2d Mario should add Wario. I'd play Mario and him interchangeably.
>>569514237mommies...
>>569681282My goombas.
Fantastic putt!
>>569573371>>569581405Where are these from?
I have 100%ed Meat Boy save the deathless entire world achievements. Why am I getting filtered by Champion's Road
>does this to you
>>569716162Rip
>>569739750If you need to give a general a 1-up, it should die.
1-up
>>569742585you've been saying this for years here and never leave, if you are that rent free about a general then you should exit already
>>569742585How about we let you die. Over an open fire. Your seethe meat clearly can last us for weeks.
>>569745740based, but poor piggy
Boing!
>>569761057gay luigi
>>569716162Because Mario is an actual video game.
>>569359451>‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’ has officially become the first movie to pass $1 billion in 2026.https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2063652667528802763
>>569746554Creepy pig.
>>569761057:(
>>569765465light work for mario
>>569765465you're welcome, Mario.
>>569765465It is not nice to see a bad movie succeed on brand name alone
>>569765465but /smbg/ told me it flopped
>>569781794Except it took way longer to reach a billion than it did for the first movie. Next movie will be sub billion.
>>569788373>Except it took way longer to reach a billion than it did for the first movie. Next movie will be sub billion.That's what snoys said when the first movie dropped. Keep coping.
>>569788373Thats most animated movie franchisesEven if the next one was a 10/10 it'll make less
>>569784809miyamoto and his movie team have read the complaints and have said they want to make the next one better, so there's still a chance for a better third movie even if the second one was financially successful
>new wario land being leaked by guy who leaked rayman and spyrobros...
>>569765465Hater gonna hate.
>>569796973Wario landers, we're home.
>>569796973But I want an old Wario Land not a new one...
>>569796973The Rayman ugly remake was leaked by Ubisoft's own stupidity though.
>>569784809Not like this movie/IP is the first offender of that, and won't be the last time such a thing happens that's for certain.>>569786158It did better than Zootopia 2 in US and I don't think anybody considers that movie a failure...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Zua_2agbc
>>569765465>>569786158>>569801294It wasn't a failure in everyone's eyes but to Nintendo it has to mean something considering it meant literally -360 million dollars less compared to their first movie. The Super Mario Bros. 3 movie is the moment they have to lock in like Sonic 3 did or history will repeat itself like Galaxy except this time not reaching the billion.
>>569809216>The Super Mario Bros. 3 movie is the moment they have to lock inMovie 3 is Smash. They'll be fine.
>a billion dollars is badok
>>569716162Done. I seriously can't tell why that was so hard. It's like it's more than the sum of its parts>>569763628No that would be God of War 2 because it's my favorite game
>>569809362Smash movie can happen without needing current movie interpretation of each franchise. Like, the Smash movie can easily just put Mario, Link, Fox and Donkey Kong in since it's all a kid's playroom like in 64 without using their current movie designs. >>569809948Not saying that it was a flop, just putting ourselves in Nintendo's pov though they would notice this 300 millions less than last time and make sure to take some notes for the third one. All to avoid a hypothetical case of grossing less.
>>569811634Zelda movie releases in 2027 and the DK movie is confirmed for 2028 that only leaves out Star Fox to get its movie.
>>569790876The movie team are not capable of making a better third movie. We have seen their work twice, they're quite bad.
>>569790876>>569813146The fatal flaw is the running time of the movie. As long as the movie is less than 100 minutes long, it's going to have big pacing issues regardless if the ideas and concepts are good.>have said they want to make the next one betterI need a source just to be sure.
MARIO MAKER 3 IN THE DIRECT OR WE RIOT
>>569818523Mario Maker 3Dwe get 64, sunshine, 3D world and odysseyno galaxy, too tied to the gravity mechanics
>>569818523Fuck that noise. Mario Maker was always trash compared to PC alternatives.
>>569822172lol
>>569360705Imagine she invited Luigi in her room to help her choose
>>569390912You have seen NOTHINGTurn away. What comes from 8-4, stays in 8-4.
>>569407583spic franchise btw
>>569830458cute spares
>>569828702>if Luigi chooses the left, Peach will question his basic tastes on women>if Luigi chooses the right, Peach will slap Luigi and admit she was testing him for not being a perv>if Luigi abstains for too long, Peach gives him an ultimatum to choose or he's playing damsel next capture week.
>>569830363Ay caramba
>>569822172>Fuck that noise. Mario Maker was always trash compared to PC alternatives.Wrong and PC's gaming showcase was terrible today.
>>569822172this post touched some nerves lol
>>569831048I didn't even watch it. How bad was it?
>>569818523I just want a new 3d Mario man.Is that too much to ask for right now?
>>569831316>this post touched some nerves lol>loli'm going to assume the pc tranny (you) was samefagging himself with that same word to try to artificially raise seethe
>>569831591says the guy referencing things that have nothing to do with the topic at hand and using ad homins as insults.enlighten me, my good dear shitposter, what exactly does the pc gaming show have to do with pc based alternatives to mario maker like lunar magic and smbx?
>>569831561yes, miyamoto is being run ragged making these games by himself !
>>569831809>didn't deny italso not the same guy pc schizo>pc based alternatives to mario maker like lunar magic and smbxdo they even have online level sharing, build your own campaign mechanics, and online multiplayer
Does this thread 100% games as they play or clean up afterwards? I did the former and it's paying off by letting me speedrun all the character completionsPlus it was more fun
>>569822172lol i agree>>569832517i wish we played more games together, i don't even remember the last time this general had a co-op
>>569822172>Fuck that noise. Mario Maker was always trash compared to PC alternatives.just say mods or fangames next time
>>569833123Does this place do emulator lobbies? I sold my Switch to put the money towards a handheld PC
>>569814878Runtime has nothing to do with it, significantly better movies are shorter than those Mario movies.>Ideas and concepts are goodNothing these movies do with the world of the series is good, they always twist them in the most generic tried-and-true hollywoodian formula equivalents possible
>>>/v/740551420
>>569833706>I sold my Switch to put the money towards a handheld PCin this economy?
>>569809216>but to Nintendo it has to mean somethingYou lost me there.
mario golf switch 2 when?
>>569818523>>569821393No more Mario Maker.
>>569836815It's only gonna get significantly worse
>>569840994Based
>>569838927Nothing of value was lost then.
>>569844759Why you... Raargh. You're so lucky I'm not there.
>>569844759Yeah, you made me lose my time reading the beginning of the sentence.
>>569839892very cute cores.
>>569833801Elaborate.
>>569840853One more Mario Maker.
>>569818523We need two new Mario Maker games. One for 2D, and one for 3D.
>>569833706>not a switch 2lol
Mario maker with Onepiece of each of every gameplay style in the series history.
>>569666324retro colors
>>569867351https://x.com/Cointers90/status/2063037371054989531
Mario.
super comfy bros
Nintendo direct at June 9th announced. https://x.com/Wario64/status/2063981069813137531
>>569879553SUPER MARIO MAKER 3 SOON.
>>569879553>a full direct + 90 min followup from the treehouseits time for our boy to show up
>>569883349>90 min followup from the treehouseThat's a lot of time dedicated to a new Wario Land.
>>569883349Why aren't you posting ugly fox, he's the one getting the game.
>>569857931>>569880297
>>569879553Based>>569880297>>569883663Extremely based.
>The Super Mario Galaxy movie reached $1 bill at the BOX>new 3D Mario being shown for the first time tomorrow>new Wario Land>no new Mario MakerBased
>>569885046I hope we get the answer as to why Void Kong and K. Rool's VAs are listed on Mario Kart World but they don't have any lines yet.
>>569885695I hope we don't.
>>569885046>>new 3D Mario being shown for the first time tomorrowYeah it will seem like that for a few seconds THEN the camera will turn into a 2d position for the Maker reveal.
>>569885695you're talking to an obvious shitflinger
>>569879553post yfw
>>569886064
>>569879553>Nintendo Treehouse Live also confirmed for June 9th after Nintendo Direct starting at 7 AM PT. >Direct is roughly 50 minutes highlighting Switch 2 and Switch games. Treehouse Live is about 95 minutes showing gameplay of select titles featured in Direct>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1khttps://x.com/Wario64/status/2063985049863622894
>>569879553>>569886997>Forgot the Nintendo Treehouse image.
>>569879553>>569886997>>569887095YES YES YES. HOPE EVERYONE GETS WHAT THERE-A LOOKING FOR. >>569886512>
>>569883980>>569886824>we get a new mario maker either way
If a new Super Mario Maker gets announced tomorrow I'm selling my Switch 2 and becoming an anti-Nintendo YouTube grifter.
If a new Super Mario Maker gets announced tomorrow I'm buying another Switch 2 and opening a Nintendo Youtube channel.
If a new Super Mario Maker gets announced tomorrow I'll continue with my life as usual.
manifesting a new mario maker with a full mario 2 game style
Super Mario Shaker.
>>569888936damn mario
>>569888873>SMB2 style>Pink Beezo and Gray Shy-Guy are real
>>569889519with the power of the Switch 2...
>>569611936Look at those fat hips.
What do you think's going to be in the direct, /smbg/?
>>569902169New games.
>>569885046you're jinxing it and now the only mario related thing we're getting is a mario maker
>>569902557>now the only mario related thing we're getting is a mario makerBased. We could use a Mario Maker 3 and Mario Maker 3D.
>>569883783he did post ugly fox tho
>>569902169nintendo games
Odyssey 2 tomorrow?
Feel free to call me a downer but isn't everyone getting a little... too excited?I mean yeah this is cool and all but it's not the second coming of christ or anything. Temper yourselves at least a little bit.
>>569908680Downer.
>>569904048That's a bold claim, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for em.
>>569902169Peach's penis
>>569908183No.
>>569908680Die.
>>569911297Wow. Rude.
>>569908680Downers will be left behind #hypetrain
>>569912181If you aren't with us, you're against us. You're an enemy of the general.
>>569913390I'm not against you. I just don't subscribe to hypetrain culture. I cannot deny I'm a little excited, but I'm waiting patiently.
>>569913687You want to kill the hype. You're an enemy of the general.
>>569913390Shut up Aparoid.
>>569913390Only the Sith speak in absolutes.
>>569908680they are over hyping themselves on purpose so they have a reason to complain.direct day is pay day for wanna be influencers
>>569914781Okay, work yourself into a frenzy like an animal if you want. Just remember that you aren't actually getting anything but footage tomorrow. You're still going to have to keep waiting before you actually have any video games in your hands.
>>569915697>Nintendo Directs not shadowdropping everything is le bad!!!I don't see the problem with getting mostly trailers tomorrow. Are you that mentally stunted that you can't handle waiting for games? I guess that's why Nintendo generally reveal things closer to the release dates now.
>>569917519stop replying to the troll
>>569915697stop replying to the troll
You like Mario x Peach? You're an enemy of the general.
>Hype is suddenly bad nowHuh? His ban must have expired...
>>569918510sometimes
>>569917519>>569918510The ability of this website to take what someone says and draw the complete opposite conclusions from it is ridiculous. Scary, even.
Is it normal for a GBA SP D-pad to sound squeaky when doing circular motions with it
Ever since they changed the whole Mario voice cast I can't get excited for anything new they put outCall it autism but that man is not Mario, not even closeEven that nigger some have spammed here does a much better job at impersonating Martinet...EVEN THAT ANON THAT SAYS "Yes I'm Charles Martinet and I suck penis" is better
>go to /vg/>type smbg into search box>receive /hbr/ - Heaven Burns Red General
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JbhW3frWNc
>>569920438Charles Martigay is my favorite impersonator.
>>569920134Those are called trolls, Anon. Stop feeding them.
You like Mario x Peach? You're a savior to the general.
>>569919358i think the outrage against mp4 would have been less if the big "WE CANCELLED AND DELAYED THIS GAME SO IT CAN BE LE PERFECT" didn't happen. Raised disdain and expectations too high for Metroid prime 4.
>>569922856i think the bigger thing is that it came out right when silksong was big and Nintendo was getting a lot of shit for releasing the switch 2. there was a lot of pitting team cherry and Nintendo against each other despite them both working pretty closely to market silksong.people were also treating it like it was some big budget AAA Metroid game and not a smaller single A game like with Dread. they were wanting it to be Nintendo’s concord, i saw a lot of posts pulling shit out their ass saying this was some massive 200 million dollar loss for Nintendo. didn’t help the trailers contained FOTM twitter discourse, even though it was massively over blown in the end.
TOMORROW
>>569920438i was already a Mario fan years before Martinet's first game came out and I've heard the characters change voices multiple times so I can't relate to that line of thought at all.
Ellie and Elephant Bananza are next.
I'm so ready.
>>569932894Can you... not? Everyone is getting too hyped.
>>569936292Nah, buckle up grandpa, we're taking this ride for a spin.
>>569936292Cute. Real cute.
>>569932131I quite literally was born in the peak Martinet era
>>569932131Mario land 2 commercial Wario is his best voice, though I still love Martinet.
>>569928337This is the most sane post I have seen in regard to prime 4
>>>/v/740632002>>>/v/740628457>>>/v/740632938>>>/v/740631562>>>/v/740609232>>>/v/740635876>>>/v/740635163>>>/v/740632271
>>569947301go back /v/spammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYpJANMTBM
>>>/vr/12620636>>>/vr/12619923>>>/vr/12610748
>>569947776go back /vr/spammer
>>569947629KYS SHILL.
Is this a bad time to post about the Nintendo Power Storytime on /vr/ that just finished up all the Mario Comics?>>>/vr/12621616
Soon.Less than 12 hours remain.
>>569957512Hello little Mario
>>569920223No? Yes?
Yeah, she's pretty
The clock ticksThe clock tocks.>Mario time!
I know there's next to no chance of this happening, but imagine no Mario games are featured.How do you react?
>>569966958we kill you specifically for the jynx
>>569969409The dark side is strong in you, young padawan
>>569969409mario titans is real, i can feel it
>>569970387I ate it, it's inside my belly, come and get it.
>>569972073drop that egg this instant, yoshi
NEXT 3D MARIO LEAKEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMh_APo2Xss
i can't believe mario will be real in less than 7 hours
>>569972632wtf
>>569922856It would've happened still because retards are expecting every series to have "le botw momunt" or whatever.
>>569978523It's more that people have high expectations after close to a couple of decades of inactivity.If Nintendo didn't release a 3D Mario game for 20 years and when we got one it was really mediocre it would be more despised than if it came out a couple of years after Bowser's Fury.
Daisy has spies that watch Luigi at all times.
3D mario at the direct!Thats right!a 3D render of mario will be there!
you guys ready for nintendo's minecraft in a couple of hours?
>>569985850
Come on, Mario!
June Nintendo Direct and Treehouse live soon. 1 hour and 30 minutes left. New Mario content awaits.https://x.com/Nintendo/status/2063984469028258200https://x.com/Nintendo/status/2064316580432154798 (latest official japan tweet made 30 minutes ago)https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/2063984598275490250
>>569990371hey, this channel is leaking the entire direct!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft9cQnxFoKcuh oh, nintendos NOT gonna be happy
>>569990216>>569990371Oh yeah, Mario time!
>>569990371
>>569990806this better not be your channel
>>569990371June Nintendo Direct Youtube and Twitch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1khttps://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
>>569885046if 3D mario or Wario get announced i'll shove my Pixel Amibbo up my ass
>1 hour left
Bros...Mario broke into my house, jumped on my turtle, then put holes in my ceiling, swam in my fish tank, and tries to go down the sink drain in my bathroom
Lmao I'm gonna be wageslaving at my call center away when the Direct happens
>>569992824family guy bit
Mario just jumped out my tv, went into my fridge, and drank my milk. He baked me cookies for us to eat together with the milk though.
>>569993183
Mario told me thishttps://files.catbox.moe/l8ja10.mp4
>>569993364not working for some reasonhttps://litter.catbox.moe/fsh8j0.mp4
>>569993486mamma mia
hardcore mario parkour
>>569994101this reminds me that many citzens died when Rool flooded the city with gold
>>569991664>June Nintendo Direct Japan Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKtVcMNpzY
>>569888873Holy shit, an Ultraseven reference??
FUCK, WE LOST
>>569998817it's not over till it's over
>>570000138NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
Sagafags in shambles
BROWN BRICKS
NOOOO, NO MARIO ON SIGHT
>NES remix but DK themed>Mario outfits for Bananzaits all over
>OoT remake was real>No Mario outside of a Bananza collabWhat a shit ending to such a good direct.
Zeldabros...Nomuragods...we are STUFFED
>>570000583I'm not excited for more Octoslop artstyle, but I'm happy we're getting another return to roots FF game along with the 3rd Poomake getting some classical elements like jobs.Now we need another Mario RPG by Square again...
Little reminder the person who rumored about the new Wario Land only heard about it, not if it was in the direct.and the person was not Nate either, even he was skeptical but only because he hasn't heard about Wario either
>>570003389Stuffed, huh?
i'm glad i like all nintendo ips
Bit of a shit Direct, and I am a sworn Nintoddler. With the company skipping a ahow earlier in the year, I feel like we needed at least a couple more 1st party announcements. I was pretty convinced Luigi's Mansion 4 was getting announced, but nothing. That Zelda trailer was awful, especially because the game was already leaked a few months ago - that voice over was also terrible.
>no Mario Maker announcementNice. I can play Star Fox at the end of the month.
>>570004359Same, unfortunately everyone got that Smashitis and the tribalism just lingers.
At least I don't have to worry about a poomake for Super Metroid for a while now
>>570002607>NES remix but DK themed>Mario outfits for BananzaThis was kino, actually.
Lol it was a bust>Third party slop>Remake slop>More Bananza DLC
>>570006708>More Bananza DLCBased
is smash just dead lolit seems like a big june not-e3 direct would be prime time to announce it
>>570007662>is smash just dead loldont give me hope
What's the matter, /smbg/? What happened to all the excitement from yesterday? Where did the hypetrain go?If only someone could have warned you not to get your hopes up too high... Oh wait.
>>570004359my only hope is that this new xeno game is disconnected from the trilogy, im still pissed about XBX
>Super Mario Bros. 2 content streak was broken with this Direct.I guess good moments are short-lived, after all...
>>570008493Why? X is a 11 years old game and they said it was the beginning of a new story.
>no new dlc for mkworld >no new 3d main mario game announcement >time limited mario event in the bananza gameIt's all over...
>>570007662>is smash just dead lolBASED
>>570010484Mario status? FORGOTTEN!
>>570008293
At least Mariofags got something with donkey kong...
Xenoblade getting much attention is good because it makes Arlo seethe.
>>570007662>is smash just dead lolGaming is healing.
i'm glad i like splatoon, star fox, rhythm heaven, zelda, fire emblem and xenobladeanyways i think they got 3d mario for september direct.
>>570008293>I'm happy to shit on all of the fun!You are a shitsposter.
>We got a new Mario update for a 3d game.This is the new 3d Mario!
>>570021936basedi love the dlc unironically
>>570008493I disliked 3 myselfThe only good thing was seeing that Rex turned into a giga chad and impregnated his three romantic interests
koizumi was jacking off in that direct
>look in Zelda threads>the tripfag shipper from '23 is back who started a war with fucking Sharty is back and ruined Zelda threads for months if not yearsGod I'm glad Mario threads never get that bad.
>could've given us more costumes for DK and Pauline in Mario Kart World>instead they get Mario and Luigi costumes for Donkey Kong Bananza
SUPER MARIO CENTURY OF HUMILLATION
mario fans when they don't have a game announced for 5 seconds (they just got an actual good yoshi game)
>>570028702>me while developing games for Pauline
>>570035030goonzumi
>>570034575Nigga, it's been almost 10 years since Oddysey
>>570035702mario is more than 3d mario.
>>570035849ah yes, a nostalgiabait nsbm and 5 yoshi spinoffsbravo Goytendo
The complete 180 from yesterday is hilarious.
Pauluigi
>>570035975wonderchads and mysterious book LORDS won
>>570036716Jesus christ she's pregnant.
>>570035975Wonder was great though?
>>570037148the only impact it had was ZackScott's elephant fetish
>>570037141sorry
>>570035975>>570037252Aaaand the snoy reveals himself, this thread is for people who like Mario and Mario games. Nintendo btfo you again btw.
>>570037252i played it, i loved it and i played it again with the dlc and i loved it againsimple as.
>>570037407I never owned any Playstation in my life and was raised with Mario, I just hate how they are treating him currently
is MKW worth it at full price? i'm so fucking bored
>>570037774anon there's a second hand market.
>>570037870$5 off is essentially full price
>>570037774Yes.
>>570037998i got it for 60 bucks bro
>>570038238That's full price
>>570036627You're laughing.We have no games to play and you're laughing.Mama mia.
>>570047041I've got plenty of games to play, thank you.
>>570047041the new yoshi game takes 40+ hours to 100% btw
>>570007662Just play the furry game, that's all you niggas gonna get.
>>570036716Ah so Pauline settled for the younger brother
Already bad enough Mario fans has less to look forward to this year than fagnic fans.Nintendo, you're goddamn insane.
>>570050110sonic fans got cucked out of a 3d sonic too and sega is now using ai generated assets in their games
its strange theres still no killer app, just a lot of "that would be nice to play when i get a switch 2"
>>570051239bananza is a legitimate 10/10 btw
>>570036716Such a shame we're probably not going to be able to keep these costumes when the event ends because Pauline as Luigi is adorable, even if it perplexes me that she's STILL NOT WEARING ANY DAMN SHOES.
>>570051808why would they spend months modeling multiple cosmetics just to take them away from you?
>>570051458Definitely not. More like a 7/10.
>>570052627The costumes are probably just stitched together from Mario and Luigi's Odyssey models, they have a lot of the same details, and this is the Odyssey team iirc.
>>570052627The Mario and Luigi costumes get auto equipped during the Mario events, there's multiple event periods. Emerald Rush seems like the king of missable content. Can't imagine Nintendo ever doing anything better than a rotation of events for Bananza in the future.
>>570053397sounds like someone didn't get his switch 2 for christmas
>>570051458and i dont doubt that, but it isnt really a game to make you wanna buy a switch
>>570054174it made me buy a switch and now im enjoying games.
So what do we do now that Nintendo has forgotten about Mario?
>>570051458bananza is dogshit slop
>>570054920I say we write an angry letter
>>570051239They already have a new Pokemon Gen announced for 2027, that alone will be enough to renew interest in the console after the initial first 2 years carry it forward.
>>570054006Well yes, because I pre-ordered it on launch.
>>570055931i forgot about that, haven’t paid attention since XY
Mario 64 remake
>>570051458Truth.
Mario is a MOVIE franchise now, chuds.
So farI'm glad I didn't get the Switch 2 lolAnd seems like I won't be anytime soon since they're gonna make it even more expensive
>>570038025this is never going on sale is it?
What the hell are the multiple waves for if the event is purely cosmetic anyway? Just at least let us have the Mario and Luigi costumes for real. Make them not do anything, make them actively detrimental, I don't care, just give them to me. I want Pauline to have a mustache 24/7.
>I want Pauline to be a trannyWhy are these people allowed in here?
>>570066065>>>/reddit/ is that way zoomzoom
>>570066438reddit likes trannies, dipshit
>>570067015woke 2 baybee
im surprised it wasn't retro doing the starfox game, i wonder if they are trying to pull another mercury steam with velanalso a western dev team mean there’s a non 0% chance that the art team were influenced by a fox in space
>>570067541what the fuck its being developed by gringos???fucking knew it the moment i saw that awful art style
>>570053650So you can't even keep the Mario outfits even after doing the event? this sucks>>570051458It starts and ends strong but the middle was so forgettable it might had tuned off a lot of people>>570067541Do we even know what Retro was working on before Prime 4?
>>570067682i thought miyamoto demanded this style so it could be like the OG box art
>>570067015They also like pretending to be channers and outing themselves immediately
>>570067746Not what they were working on directly before Prime 4, no, but we know about a game they were working on the Switch version of Tropical Freeze: Project Harmony. A build of it got leaked last year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NRV6nFZOew
>>570069025>a game they were working on the Switch version of Tropical FreezeBEFORE they were working on the Switch version of Tropical Freeze*
WHy are there so many tranny lovers itt?
>>570067980>miyamoto demanded this styleDoubtful. There are no statements like that. Most likely the developer pitched and they just aproved.
>>570067746>Ashley accidentally used the "your pants won't fit" spell on herself
>>570067541It feels like Nintendo doesn't develop anything themselves anymore unless it's Mario or Zelda.Bananza was an obvious exception.
>>570071937devvin is busy work these days with gamer demands going up.better to lease these IPs out than letting them rot.
>>570069025So nintendo gave them the greenlight at some point to make their own adventure 3d game? For what propose?
i just bought the game and i have to say mkw is actually really good
>>570072672They must've liked the pitch. But that's a pretty silly question to be asking. They're going to have the freedom to be doing their own things just like Rare did for example. Retro just seems to have more trouble making it stick. Much more trouble. Not the first original game they've cancelled over the years.
>>570067746nah, the middle was peak with the best level design.
>>570076404cool fake, did you prompt it yourself?
>>570076404Mario: Into the Tribal!
>>570076404Mwahrio Land
are MKW kart and racer stats worthless when they don't fill a tier bar?
>>570007662Why would you want Smash to release this early? Let the console establish the games first and then announce it to release in 2028.>>570010484>>570002954My only cope now is that they're saving it for an exclusive Mario Kart World direct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1UA8NfbUU
>>570085976kys shill
>>570007662Maybe it's best if Smash waits until the Switch 3. The inevitable FE and Xenoblade reps from the new games coming out would suck, best to wait until both of them get another game for another chance for decent picks.
>>570083384>>570091464i'd rather smash bros die, i saw a pre direct cope thread shitting on sakurai for leaving their slopsmashfags don't deserve an inch
>>570091669It shouldn't die, but if Sakurai has to be trapped in the Smash mines for longer to create a rich single player experience for the first time since Brawl then so be it.
>>570072828Yeah, I had fun with it.
Donkario & Pauluigi: This Is BANANAS!
Thoughts on this guy?
>>570110239Funny little fella.
>>570110239oh yeah, hes that old video game mascot that used to get games.his name was like Matthew or something
>>570110239psychopath
>>570110239His new 3d game is out we just haven't found it yet. (Mario loves hide and seek)
>>570110239His bro is better and has the cooler girl.
>>570110239A forgotten relic of Nintendo past....
>>570065080Maybe, but it might take a couple of years.
>>570110239Best guy.>>570118748Wrong and Luigi is gay and therefore has no girls.
>>570121546too late i already bought itit's pretty good
>>570078557No. Each increment is basically an improvement.
>>570128114by increment do you mean the tick marks on the bar container or do you mean every possible length of the bar itself
>>570128494Every possible length.
>>570129690based
What do you think of the new 2D artwork for DK Challenge?
>>570076404MARIO TITANS
>>570110239why did he do this...
>>570136237tracing 3D art isnt even that lazy any morethe kingdom hearts collection uses AI to imitate nomura's art
Oh, banana
>>570140298Oh, Tranana
>>570140864go back snoy
>>570139413Mario is Mental
>>570140864>>>/reddit/ is that way zoomzoom
>>570145359go b-ACK!
>>570140864Based.
Rare DK used to be BASED and bang his sexy girlfriendNintendo DK is a skinwalker that pumps drugs into his body and mutilates ximself
>birdo and vivian are trans>pearl and marina are lesbians>acht is nonbinary>you can be nonbinary in tomodachi life living the dreamnintendo is part of woke 2 and that's a good thing
>>570152569>mistranlation>they bang human men>literal who>pozzed game by Devon PritcherYou lost. Mario Titans will turn this franchise straight again
what?
>>570152910facts. Nintendo is a straight franchise
>>570152730Big Maring will make Mario gay
>>570152569>pearl and marina are lesbiansAre they?
>>570151814>>570152232>>570152524>/v/ snoy faggot seethes here since he gets humiliated in the v threadsshameless
>>570151814DK says trans rights!
dk content won't enddetractors can seethe all they want
>>570164550>Super Mario 40th Anniversary>Endless Donkey Kong ContentNintendo is giving it their best
>>570165330The anniversary was last year.
>>570165413It doesn't end until September of this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul3B4TG8q5Y
>>570167790Mario Jam World.
>>570176054soul
>>570164550Well, it definitely does show that Nintendo are indeed serious about making DK into a huge key pillar again.
Merry Cave Christmas everyone!
https://youtube.com/shorts/lO0Z3s2Gscw?si=NJezjOut3owCQxWfWhat are the implications of this for the timeline, Pauline theorists?
>>570183478It's just a cute little reference, nothing more.
>>570183478Pauline theorist anon's going to have some fun with this...
>>570187280Oh great more shitposting.Fantastic.
>>570187280He will never return from China. The theory needed to be contained.
>>570189620Is China the new slang for /v/? Because I see him shitposting over there all the time.
>>570190171I don't keep up with the residents. Anyway, here's a DK I drew - he's kind of my favorite.
>>570193927Nice drawing, Anon, you're a cool monkey.
>>570194631
>>570051458Truth>>570054174In my case it really made me buy a Switch
>>569359451How many hours is too much Bing Bing wahoo?
>>570208467the heat death of the universe + 1
>>570208467Are you doing speedeuns or something?
nintendo for some reason this generation is afraid to show games that aren't coming within 4 months.they only have one 2027 game currently, which to me means they want to focus on zelda now until september/next year february direct where they reveal 3d mario
>>570242472Speedrunning is cringe I just like new super Mario bros U and think its the second best entry in the series behind the original DS game
>>570208467the new yoshi game takes 50 hours to 100% and that's already excessivehow do you spend that much time on nsmbu?
>>570245112My freaking heroes.And Green Mario, I guess.
>>570183478prequel theory got debunked...
Mario might be a forgotten franchise now, but at least our girl Reimu got a new announcement, so that’s something
>>570258224We don't approve of Reimu here.
>we
>wii u
Good news:Mario won the favorite character contest for Famitsu’s special 40th Anniversary issue!
>>570267972Mario is my favorite Mario character.
>>570267972kino.
>>570267972Mario...remembered...
>>570271218We hate FNAF here.
>>570271218based fnaf anon
>>570245112We hate Sonic here.
>>570267972BASED MARIO.
>>570273317>>570273589https://youtu.be/xgtv8PWdeIQ
>>570267972Wow you'd think it would've been a Dragon Quest character or somethingAny other Nintendo characters in there? How big is the list? Top 10? Top 50?
I love Mario, Splatoon, Zelda, Fire Emblem, Kirby, Metroid, Star Fox and Pikmin
>>570275742Yes, we as in us.
>>570267972>>570277072I'll post the rest of the top 10
>>570277823this but i stop talking after the first 3
>>570267972>>570278365
Does anyone play coopdx64, are servers down for you? I havent been able to get on for over a day :(
Let us begin!
>>570281863just tried, didn't log me in, but i have been having pc issues lately so don't know if I'm a valid source
>>570277823cool gay cool gay cool cool gay cool
>>570285504What a slut.
I love Luigi!
>gay luigi
>>570303396
they need to put smash on NSO i dont care which version
>>570305946>>570305587 ?
https://nintendoeverything.com/japanese-gamers-vote-on-most-influential-game-and-series-favorite-character-favorite-developer-more/We keep winning Mariobros
>>570308092This is for Japan. I wonder if the results would be different if there was a worldwide poll.
>>570308092>>570267972
>>570309801This also includes games and other stuff.
>>570267972>>570278365>>570278605Conjoined famitsu poll.
That new wario land rumor better still be true post-direct...
>>570319986soon wariobro
i miss the bowsette general. mostly because thats where i found game mods involving her.
>>570327127Maybe I will
>>570327127don't be sad that it's over, be glad that it happened
>>570319986I'm worried too.
Mario? More like...blario!
>>570359308
>>570371191Soulless - please feed it back into your slop machine.
>>570371191This is great. Keep on shining, star.
>>570344637yeah...
>>570381273Bowsette should not be blonde.Toadette should not be blonde either, honestly.
>>570378945don't samefag
>>570382454>Bowsette should not be blonde.>Toadette should not be blonde either, honestly.Nta but, Toadette just has pink pigtails. (Unless you mean her Peachette form should also have pink hair)Also I'm assuming you prefer the red hair bowsette?Yeah that would blend better for both if you meant that.
>>569482912She was created in a healthier society
>>570384526>Unless you mean her Peachette form should also have pink hairThat. I just didn't think to use the actual name.Because every fan Super Crown transformation is "Their Name + ette", with Toadette herself somehow becoming the exception.
>>570396505Peachette is the official name while Bowsette and the others are fan names for fan creations, so they want to play up the femininity instead of Peachowser or Peachboo.
>>570415874a rival for luigi's affection appears!
>>570415874Every time I see this picture I get jealous because I wish I had a giant Luigi to cuddle...
Mario provides warmth....
Hugging plumbers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi4WdP2PiWc
>>570415874The Mario movies rewired some bitch's brains I swear with how they portrayed Luigi
mario tacos ayayay madre mía
>>570484710lol
>>570445946Luigi's always been the brother who the chicks dig.
>>>/v/741027309
>>569464237>Last appeared in Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (2013)Give it to me straight, I can handle it. Is he dead?
>>570495661>agp tranny attracting artist, and already some tranny erp referencing that in the threadkys
>>570499852We had this conversation 3 threads in a row. 1 anon in particular has a huge hateboner if you want Toadsworth back so I'd rather not go through it again this recently, though I still have hope for him.
>>570500878>We had this conversation 3 threads in a row. 1 anon in particular has a huge hateboner if you want Toadsworth back so I'd rather not go through it again this recently, though I still have hope for him.Sorry I wasn't aware as I don't visit these threads that often. I like him, and having a senior acted conservator to take care of the minutia of running Mushroom Kingdom while Peach is out kart racing, or playing sports makes sense. he definitely had more characterization and memorable roles than these jokers for example.
>>570489341pauline footsies
I forgot how awful the sea level in Superstar Saga wasSMRPG had the water level figured out, I'm unsure why they tought it would be fun to force you to mash A and B the whole time
>>570515818are you going to keep posting random xitter screenshots here go back
>>570499852Toadsworth is alive, just barely offscreen since then.
>>570515349push through
>>570517448I can accept that if he writes Mario a letter every now and then.>>570517541God you made me remember those fucking swarms of Rip Van Fish that would pursue Mario with that incessant squeeking like underwater T-1000s to Hell and back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djY35GPAUNE
>>570390773Fucking Kek. Imagine the posibilities
>>570518959too much text
>>570528130too much cringe
>>570528980You're no fun
>>570528130The reek of xitter headcanon is all over this one
>>570517541>>570518213Just keep swimming.
>>570532543The timer is running out
>>570528130Never slander Super Mario Land Mario like this ever again.
>>570534274Super Mario Land sucks.
>>570536006>Super Mario Land sucks.Not as much as you suck cocks. Faggot.
>shitty meme headcanon poster hates the actual Mario gamesnot surprised
>automatically assumes the reply anon was begging for was sincerenot surprised
>desperate no u post-exposurenot surprised, you're very easy to read
>>570528130
>>570541252Wahoo!
>>570533009SWIM FASTER.
>>570542632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3AU_FfQYkk
https://colpanic.itch.io/super-mario-all-stars-crossgame-randomizer>The randomizer uses the map of SMB3 as the main hub. However, levels can be from any of the five titles. Completing a level flips the map tile as if it were a native SMB3 level. Dying sends you back, just as SMB3 would. Lives, coins, score and Mario's powerup state persist between games (though powerup state will have to be clamped to the best available equivalent in each game.)That's pretty cool.
>>570484710
I wish Wapeach was real.
Lewd Luigi
Lewd Mario
Hey Paisanos, don't forget we have a divegrass match today
>>570551540she was real, just not real real>>570576259i'll try to make it
>>570582114>>570582114>>570582114>>570582114
>>569863051>Mario maker with Onepiece
>>570587886
>>570588860
>>570587886>>570588860>>570588961i was planning on picking up that new one piece game (grand cafe gourmet?) at the nintendo direct, looks good to play while traveling
>>570589267>>570589939Nice.
