Previous: >>569460612>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
club drama doko
>>569479259smoochable
>>569479381I'd be feeling up elementary school Bue-chan if I took a bath with her
had a run so bad i just straight up started crying
ichiban cowe
>>569479516
Digitan LOVE
>>569479564she looks naked without the bow
evens i stay on triple frontodds i swap my 3rd front with sweepy
had a run so erotic i just straight up started cumming
Step it up end cucks
So we have definite proof from the hot spring scenario from the old hag and her trainee that umas dont age the same way as humans, in fact they dont age at all they might as well be elves. Isnt it a little messed up that they prey on trainers like this? even old men must look like little children to them. #FREETRACEN
>>569479617post them
>>569479617how the hell does suzuka win midrace against these 2 monsters
>>569479259HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY PRINCESS!
wahey
>WE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAA
>>569479672Unfortunately we work for a URA where trainers don't have rights
>>569479774i posted this...
why can't she win a race? she proced white lighting and spurt from position 3 and still lost to my oguri
>>569479774Yes
>>569479465Uhm, dunno my fellow mambros are stinky or something..?
>>569479856post oguri
>>569479856tracen cheer wont proc if you are too far forward
>>569479856>intense gaze>glittering starwhat a waste of SP. anyway your oguri might just be too strong
ummmm /m/posting is my gimmickyou can't do that
>>569479937
>full throttle fires miracleOkay someone explain. It says it consumes stamina not fucking heals
>>569480153known umalator bug
>>569480068>all that shityour oguri is fake S+downside is just low witbut you can just luckshit that
>>569479564>>569479607ears too far apart
>bvild a monster taiki with mile s speed power wit capped and quite literally every midrace skill a pace miler can have at this point>never wins>my hastily made end digitang has a 40% winrate
>>569480343The front runner spam is really screwing over Taiki a bit.
>>569480359nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>569480446my favorite ritual post
>>569480494orenji wife!
Pig here, Windy!*oinks*
>>569480613Cute sisters! I was somewhat surprised that Brian is the bratty little sister
the orange fraud's time is almost upthe superior luck uma is coming.
so, is guts a fake stat that does nothing?
>>569480736n-no... it gives you. a homestretch haste sometimes gwo....
>>569480673She is not a fraud...
>>569480736Fronts with high guts will zoom ahead early spot struggle
>>569480736yeppers
>>569480673Brickey? It's kind of a fraud luck because feng shui is manipulating luck. Fuku is real luck gambling.
>>569480736any prime number value in guts stat gives 30-point speed bonus and 5-point stamina bonus and also lengthens the midrace cruising phase by fourfty percent
>>569480673Fukukitaru has seen the truth
>>569480736nigga have you seen 30s dueling?
>>569480736this is why anyone who responds with "b-bwo you need it for le duels!" should be asked to explain how duels work in the first place
>>569480878INERTIA DRIFTOOO!?
Does anyone have that webm/video of Symboli Rudolf activating BTEDM against Teio right before the finish line? Thanks
>>569479465
>>569480924Saved
>>569480921No but you can have this instead
>>569480736just like witit does nothing, until it does something
>>569480924nyoo...it's not trueI still care for ******
Does this one stand a chance or am I still fucked?
>>569480924I can understand not wanted to be danchou anymore, but stepping down and running to another club for a tad more rewards is whore behavior. What a faggot the ex danchou is.
>>569481106Where the fuck is your Nishino inherit
>>569480924Who will they poach next?
oguri gaem
>>569479774>UCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMAthis is your fault maya, we had a comfy thread.as punishment you need to give me a naizuri
>>569481212peak...
>>569480924
>>569481106Bwo... Just borrow my nishino if you wanna build paces
>>569481161As a poor I have to save for cards so I didn't pull for her, and I don't have a borrow left for today
>>569480921This?
>>569480924okay but source
>>569481356
>>569481246Gib friend code then
>>569481412???? Don't judge
It's a good thing my A+ club keeps to themselves and danchou seems immune to the /uma/ club NTR.
>>569481546Feels even better to be clubless
>>569481212can i see your oguri bwo? mine isnt winning that much
>>569481583>>569480068
Yada...
>>569481631what about the bottom skills
just got a fucking normal end with Brian in unity because the final ura race was fucking 3600m
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (5/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>569481435585130683402You gotta get some mile sparks on your end tho bwo, sadly I got sprint on it, on the upside you may get a cm16 ace out of it
>>569481738can i join and flatline
>>569481719>ran too many longs
>>569481767It was the first time I did her career I wasnt paying attention
>>569481738>5/30good job guys, it's an improvement
aw crap which turn do we get +energy in MANT again?anybody got that seriru screenshot?
>>569481978before 2nd summer and 1 turn before climax training starts
>>569481738Someone PLEASE join ExcelUma
>>569481978classic early march, senior late may and senior late december I think
>>569481978early march classic, senior before the takarazuka aka turn before summer and senior turn before arima
>>569481978
>>569482040B to B+ clubs are destined to die...
>>569481978I want to do this to finemo posters
>>569482020>>569482065>>569482087>>569482090*smooches*
What's the verdict on Sweepy
Good morning bros
>>569482179
NO MORE SMOOCHES
what do you mean the best loli is now scoutable and i'm under 15k caratsHow am i supposed to pull her?
>>569482185kill her because she's dumb and annoying
>>569482246Good morning Pearl anon!
Bros, how can I help and motivate my trainee for the upcoming big race?I don't think she looks very happy.
>>569482297gwo your GL stash....
>>569481336Perfect, thanks.
>>569482359she's been attending morning and nightly /uma/ club sessions
>>569482297We told you not to pull THRONE bwo
>>569482376wdymThere will be lots of carats during GL or i need to keep saving for the GL (which is what i'm doing)?
i have no regrets
>>569482040Depends on how much you care about me having missed a big chunk of the game despite having touched it a little bit near launch and being wasteful with carrots
>>569482832Think that anon is confused what the hell you have been spending your carats on to be below 15k.Youre probably going to want to spend big on the tachyon/light hello banner
>>569482874it's a comfy club, you are very much welcome in ExcelUma!
>>569482870>visible from normal angleit's too short bwo...
>>569482332Good morning!
beat a guy with YT in his name so I looked him up and it's a 30k subscriber poketuber channel lol
>>569483120UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>569482962Alot of anons here underestimated how jewish these banners you want to MLB are
>>569483193I mean I would kill to have 30k subs, I think the channels with massive numbers forget how hard it is to get even 1k
>doing URA runs for the fuji shartseki event>actually enjoy the game
>>569479381What's their age difference?
>>569480736depends>can it make you win yes>will it be useful all the time?fuck noIts the radiant star of stats. In most cases you'll wish that you had something else but there will be always a slight chance that its the reason why you won.
>>569483249idk it looks like he just uploads CAN YOU BEAT X BY DOING Y algoslop
>>569483103Give me a little bit, I'm in another game right now
>>569483420I unironically love those kinds of videos so I am definitely guilty of helping influence that algorithm, but pokemon feels like the worst series for it because you can beat it doing really anything as long as you powerlevel
Sheer agony this CM but sometimes the stars align
>>569483565ptsd
>>569483476no pressure anondacchi, dancho is also playing warthunder.
>>569483680disgusting
>yeah I'm just gonna skip KKK sho and rest
>>569483657I might run the Mightiest Miler, but I am not fighter HER..!
Triumphant Pulse should be banned
>>569483820I'd let her bodycheck me anytime too
Why is my King Halo with 1000 wit getting Rushed in a race with no red skills whatsoever?
Finished day 1 of cm with a 60% winrate. Bunch of absolute mouth breathing drooling retards enabling other strategies on day as always. Yeah bro your Bakushin debuffing front will totally set the pace this cm for your late Vodka with MOVING PAST AND BEYOND to win
>>569483820For a second I thought I knew exactly where she was, but that tower has too many floors to be where I'm thinking of.
>train sweep>mile S>fast learner>burn through clocks>doesn't learn any good skills and have to fill slots with debuffs>just barely made it to 1200 speed at the endI'm so tired of this game.
*comically slow putting thing away behind my back animation*
>>569483857:D
>>569483879ha>>569483950same...
>>569483912Why is my well positioned Tracen Cheer proccing +1000 wit Halo consistently lagging behind? I'm malding too hard to even want tot understand
Never played/downloaded this. Can you artificially inseminate fillies in this?
Yeah, this is the hour to run CM, it's insane how you can tell when all the piggie neets and crypto whales are sleeping
use haku to analysis your replay
>>569484096Where were you thinking of? For me I thought she was in front of the Three Story Tower at the Naritasan Shinsoji Temple complex in Narita.
>>569484140No you have to naturally inseminate fillies
>>569484140I milk Nishino's cock every single day myself
>>569484274Does it show everything?
I HATE THE FUJI EVENT I HATE THE FUJI EVENT
what if the umamusumes kissed
>>569484140You inseminate them yourself
>>569484313Yes but it's rape
>>569479259
>>569484212toji temple, because I'm basic like that
>>569483927>Finished during SEA hoursFuck off and queue during NA hours like a real man
>>569484442Basic bitch
>>569484442Oh. Narita was the first place I went when I was in Japan and it was easily the biggest temple complex on my entire trip so it sticks in my mind.
>build one team that's better than the one from the previous CM>still only had one win
what's the least painful way to finish fuji's eventjust asking
I wasn't gonna do a run today but then I remembered the showtime event.
>>569484517doesn't even make sense because they look nothing alike.......man that's cool though hoping to go this year
>>569484545do ura runs
The moment the announce says "Narita Taishin" the first time you can skip the last spurt already because a drooling noob is taking that race no point in watching
Why is Maya like this?
>>569484583>doesn't even make sense because they look nothing alike.......It was the concrete followed by rocks that made me think they were the same, only to look at a photo I took on my phone and realize "oh no they don't really look like at all"
>>569484545Silence Suzuka MANT just doing minimum G1s
>>569484456I queued on reset and immediately qualified so I went to bed.
>>569484693cause her mom did the same
>>569484680that drooling noob? My wife
IM DOING AN URA RUN FOR THE KISEKI EVENT, WHY ARENT YOU GIVING ME THIS IN MANT
>>569484856TAISHHHIIIN TESTOOOOOO
>>569484856TAAAAAAAISSSSSSSHIN PREGNANCY TESTOOOOOOO
>>569484937time for the OPEN LEAGUE WIN
taishin testes? is she futa?
huh
>>569485362Look at how flat that boyuma Casino is. Holy fucking sex
>>569485362fun pakatube stuffI still rewatch the cingray game of life sometimes
>>569485362I've never seen Aimi play vidya actually.
>>569485362PEAK might be the best game out of all friendslop games so this sounds fun to watch
>>569485543The banter between tama and oguri were funny
I am struggling to believe that uma mood in CMs is random in the slightest. Especially after I get bad mood six races in a row.
>>569485362Kinda surprised they don't have Golshi considering she was one of the OG vtubers
i don't need mile S right :)
>>569485974if this guy is not 6th you basically lose
>>569485961she's in some, not every gameplay vid has her thoughlike she did the horror game with matikanes, that was fun
>>569485974>Petrifying Gaze>Full of VigorSweepy is a rapist
After 130 pulls, the cunny witch is secured.She came with a falco dupe and a new years Urara>>569483382Buena is 3 years old while I'm 25.
>"How about making a video?">Friendship with Yukino Bijin went down by 5.
>>569486329Magical sex with Sweep.
i haven't finished a career in three daysI'm dancho
>>569486405what magic are you going to use
>>569486373she doesn't like videos?
>>569486437My magical wand, it has a highly potent potion held inside.
It's only this month, right?We're close to something greater... right?
>>569484728I MEANT MINE NOT YOURS!!!!!!!!
Do you think you'll win A Finals?
>tfw got sweepy>I still have to train her manuay
>>569486492There is a new type of event sometime this month.
what is the highest safe difficulty level that i can run fuji's sloptime on in a MANT runim making a last minute sweepy ace
>>569486538might not even make it into finals, unless they pop off
>>569486538I never win A Finals and I have come to terms with being a loser.
>>569486437hypno spell
hmmm today I wll train narita taishin in showtime mode in MANT
>>569486636It's okay teiobro, I never won either.
>>569486538I'm not even making it to A finals, I won 3/5 one time so far, in round 1...
>>569486636I only have a single Silver title
>>569486538nahuntil I do
>>569486538Probably not, I'm feeling decently confident I can get there though and finals is just matchmaking rng. So there's always a chance
>>569486538yes in Open League>>569486574I don't remember this Flash
>>569486724artistically pleasing
>>569486538no
>>569486724I won onceoh what a day that was
>>569485362Oguri Cap
>>569481356>google imgsearch now works on doujins wtf
umas for this feel?
>>569486538>buhi guts card cmnah
bro im trying to draw dream journey and what the fuck is this haircutgenuinely what in the actual FUCK is thiswhy is she like thiswhy does she look like a sea slugso many questions
>>569487283show drawing
>>569487283slug girls are cute....
>>569487283This drawing better showcase her flat chest.
>>569487283This drawing better make her chest bigger D minimum.
>>569487283She looks like an adult child
>>569487283I WANT TO RIP HER CLOTHES OFF AND INDULGE IN HER TINY BONY BODY
>>569487283sea slugs are cuteespecially the ones that looks like a bunny
any good uniques to inherit as a pacer if the meta is frontheavy
>>569487283ugliest uma in the game yeah
>>569487283>why does she look like a sea slug
>>569486538I never think I'll even make it to A finals.
>>569486538Probably not, my Falco doesn't have Mile S so she'll lose to oguri cap in the finals when triumpulse kicks in
>>567525880An update for youMihono Cognac (sire - Mihono Bourbon, dam - Diminuendo) is retiring after his 8YO season and will now stand stud. In 37 starts, he has won 6 times, including 3 G1s and 2 G2s. His final placement stat is 6-5-6-20.
>>568434831An update for youSchizo General (sire - Silence Suzuka, dam - Fine Motion) is retiring after his 5YO season and will now stand stud. In 25 starts, he has won 5 times, including 2 G1s and 2 G2s. His final placement stat is 5-10-1-9.
I run 3 front but still struggle against end closers. Would a Keen Eye debuffer work against them?
>>569487784
>>569487803>dam- Fine MotionHOW
>>569486538>70% WRNah
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhdoes that carryover?
>>569487871the ideal timeline...
top5 evil honses1- Dream Journey2- Meisho Doto---massive powergap---3- Tamamo Cross4- Tanino Gimlet5- Special Week
KS Miracle is by far the ugliest uma released, no contest.
>>569487907nyes!in CM1 I did that too, just don't brick yourself by doing it again
>throwing units that just happened to hit mile S in parent runssay something nice about my ace flower
phew
>>569487907Yes.You don't get an extra turn, but you won't have to pay 30 carats for one of your entries.
>>569487907They carry through the entire CM, but not to the next one. It means if your round 1 is bricked (or not paying for itself) then you can save them and do 8 sets in round 2 for free!
>>569487907Round 1 tickets do carry over to round 2. I know this because I used to not want to spend 30 carats for that final run
>>569485870On my first ticket my Brian got 4 bads and 1 normal (the 4 bads weren't in a row but still). It's fucked. Especially when you have a SS trying to beat UG Bourbons and Taishins
>>569487962Tama is NOT evil.
>>568917608Ahoge Power (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Air Groove) is retiring after her 4YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 26 starts, she has won 23 times, including 15 G1s, 3 G2s and 3 G3s. Her final placement stat is 23-1-1-1. During her career she received the following awards: 2013 Best 2YO Filly (JP), 2014 Best 3YO Filly (JP), 2014 Triple Tiara (JP), 2014 HOTY (JP), 2015 Best 4YO or Older Mare (JP), 2015 Best Sprinter (JP), 2015 Best Mare Sprinter (EU)>>569487871The way they made her infertility work in the game is basically - no historical progeny = infertility = as long as the player doesn't own and breed Fine Motion then she will have no kidssimilarly all the horses in the game that were gelded irl can have their balls if the player owns them and doesn't snip them
>>569487972>>569488027>>569488028>>569488045thanksI will use my coupon tomorrow
>>569488094Ah so NPCs owners wont breed with her but you can? Interesting
>>56948796210000001- Rice Shower
>>569487962>>569488070I'm pretty sure tama hated women, so she can't be evil.
>>569488242you can be evil and correct
>>569486538I haven't won a plat in a while so yeah, maybe I'll winit's my turn
>>569488242But women soft...
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
LOCK IN
>>569487962How can the SUPREME COMMANDER OF JAPAN be evil?
>>569487962Why is Halo not on the list?
>>569488330nah
>>569488340SEX
>>569488242tamamo cross saw pic related and thought "I literally want to murder him"
>>569488424
>>569488379Hello wedding air groove!
>>569488379>>569488479LOG OFF
I have four golds, 11 bronze and 8 silvers.I know at the very least I'm getting that 12th bronze but I would like plat for once.
>568917847An update for youFlat Justice (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Yukichan) is retiring after her 4YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 26 starts, she has won 26 times, including 17 G1s, 4 G2s and 4 G3s. Her final placement stat is 26-0-0-0. In 2014 she achived the Dirt Triple Crown (JP)>>569488184I am pretty sure there is a population cap for the NPC breeders where they will only keep historical horses in breeding as long as they still have historical foals to make. After that, they are retired no matter if they were a successful sire/dam unless there is space left below this cap, then they will stay in breeding. This usually results in horses like Fine Motion or others with poor or non-existent breeding results being kicked out of the breeding stable very quickly
changing gears does fucking nothing
>>569488556Hi doto!
>>569488467hehe
>>569488556I wish I had doto...
>>569488376Can you please use one image and copy paste one set of these so you're easily filterable?
>>569488575FUCK, meant to reply >>568917847
>>569488379>>569488556I got 6 3* and zero were Sweepy yesterday
>>569488680(?i)i\s+(?:really\s+|realy\s+)+love\s+stego\.?
>>569488684I got back to back director animations and got duplicate 3*... It's absolutely fucked...
>>569488608Briangod said unyielding spirit (big sisterly) is an incredible skill because there's places in these mile CMs where even if you activate a ton of skills your uma won't speed up but unyielding spirit only activates if you are overtaking
>>569488817>(?:really\s+|realy\s+)>not (reall?y\s+)anon?
clocked out on difficulty lvl 3 award
>>569487969Wrong.
Good morning
just keep rolling bwoif cheeky 10 pull wasn't enough, do another cheeky pull bwo
Yasuda Kinen gates
I'm botting the Fujinigger event. Fuck you, Cygames.
You would still love your uma if she got fat right anon
>>569488981I would love her more
>>569488956COME ON GAIA FORCE! COME ON!
>>569488994Damn cow.
>>569488981If she's willing to put up with me at my worst, I'd move mountains for her no matter what she looked like
>>569488921anti good morningbad morning
>>569488981
>>569488981my uma is destined to become a landwhale after her career because she is an American.
>>569489048you know it>>569489102...deeper than I expected but also correct
>>569489163Nyooo...
>>569489190Grass...
lul
>>569488956Seiun Hades I know you won't win, but I will still put my hopes in you to.
>>569488981All umas get fat, it's called pregnancy.
