Previous: >>569680615>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
First for event boostThat is all
Retarded umas....
>>569694960
>Male uma streamers dont have gritAs expected of men... pathetic.Female uma streamer takeover where?
>>569693967879311348793113487931134
>>569694518Reminds me of this.
>frontrunner heavy room>my fronts loses>all the timeFUCKING END ME NOW AAAAAAAA
>>569695128I ship them because he's literally (Me)
>>569694960doing umapyoi with this specific suzuka because she gains stats from soul transfer
>>569695243hello handsome.......
>>569695204>front heavy room>my fronts all late start
>>569695138
>>569695204it's like dark magic gets activated or something. My Turf S Mile S VBourbon with 1100 wit lost to a Bourbon with 640 wit and Mile A. It's so fucking unfair
>>569695327Stop being horny Suzuka goddammit
>>569695248also hope you're cheating by using hakuraku, you should be using rounds 1 and 2 to gather data.
>>569695328How is that possible? Didn't you take Concentration on any of them? Are you retarded?
Imagine for a moment: A Seiun Sky girlfriend.
Rebel Creek.
>>569695420Even if you have Concentration on your Suzuka and Bourbon, all it does is reduce the horribleness of late start. It still greatly benefits the umas who don't late start, so the Bourbon who hits Concentration without a late start is going to be in 1st place but yours will be in 5th
>>569695070Is level 5 safe to do? Isn't that the nightmare mode where you can't cock?
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>569694931Umajp are and will always be casual faggots https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9E%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA&jp=Their "best" club btw
>>569695653I want to fuck the Umas.
>>569695653I want to be an uma to be fucked
>he's back to spamming images without text
>>569695174was funny to see palmer die in real time7103498271034982710349822 more
>>569695817What kind of Uma?
>>569695891when can i watch you die in real time
>>569695756Agreed
>>569695929A horny one
>>569695891Is that a MANTBlazer Palmster? Even getting her to mile B I could never achieve SS.
>>569695642I wouldn't call it safe, you do get some random losses. If you're trying to make a horse you're planning to use, you should probably use a lower level.This is the girl I used for the level 5. Shit stats because of awful summers but not too terrible in terms of win%.
my favorite uma? the girl reading this ;)
>>569695891>Your trainees lack stamina
>>569695884use the button, avatar and signature use, it will be fixed. the rangeban isn't far off.
>>569695909Whoa... Nice Kitasans
>>569695653If I ever have a daughter I'll be using a video game character's personality as a template for her to follow, probably someone from this one. Half my essence will become, a musume.
>>569695642Ura is free
>>569695948sub to my of>>569695982yeppersmile B is a gaslight, do not
>>569695647I feel like once Ulala knows about sex, she would 100% start raping Torena.
>>569695986>37 lvl 5 racesbro what the fuck you're supposed to comfyfarm the event in ura with bakushin or oguri cap
Wei!!!!!
>>569695884>retard still can’t ignore it and has to post about it
Hey....how are we going to buy our big list of skills if we aren't constantly running races in GL?
Thoughts?
>>569696126Maya was correct about the tanlines
>>569696119Why would I do that? I'm not expecting a great ace for CM or TT but there's always a chance that I roll a decent parent uma. And more races also equals more fans for my club.
>>569696126Uhhh, what's happening here?
>>569696104but this is a man
>>569695884
>>569696259Don't worry about it.
>>569696104Why do you need to be so annoying. You'd be a normal poster if you weren't such a cunt for no reason
>>569695891lasto272383832723838327238383
>>569696213She's got some cơm on her forehead.
>>569696194tail is not straight enough
>>569696302>palmer and helios sharing a trainerWell... i hope trainer hydrates i guess?
>>569696321Which one here is Um*m*?
>>569695929The easiesr to rape the better
>>569696164from the guides and playthroughs I've watched, you play like in URA, but using light hello and regular trainings you get tokens to buy songsyou want to buy extra SP gains and TE ASAP but you can also buy skill hints for the A aptitudes (the less A aptitudes your uma has, the more focused skill hints you will get) so use that, there are 22ish songs to buy in all 3 years so you better highroll them
>>569696194Fix the framerate of the video at the start
>>569696302Uhhhhhh
>>569695396get gate checked
I love Rice
>>569696386He'll be fine.
>>569696424The Suzuka, Rudolph and Grass
>>569696487It's not my video...
>>569696424The lobby owner idiot
can a country boy and a horse girl from Kentucky really find love in Japan...?
>>569696453>you play like in URANot quite. I'll just copypaste what I said before since it's good for people who wonder how GL works and why Light Hello is a must-rollPeople here say "she earns you more tokens" and that's TECHNICALLY true but it doesn't really tell you how GL works. GL is basically Unity Cup minus the bullshit RNG "you have double circles but lose the race anyway" aspect, if you have the bar filled you just succeed, end of story. So to sum it up>train, only race when required for character story>training gets you coins sometimes, but not always. It has a chance of happening but getting coins isn't guaranteed>what coins you get is determined entirely by the type of training as each type of training has a primary coin with a 60% chance to drop and a secondary coin with a 30% chance to drop>as a result of this, you only ever have to train wit and speed because they cover 4 of the 5 available coin>as a result, you want to run 3 spd 2 wit with LH or 3 wit 2 spd LH>what does LH do? When you train with LH in that slot, she gives you for free up to 20 of whatever coin you have the least of in your inventory, aka the 1 coin out of the 5 you can't get from training speed or wit. 20 coins is actually a fucking lot, it's like getting 50 TB shop pointsThere, now you understand the mechanics and why LH is required for GL. Please refer to this post every time you forget how it works.
>>569696302
>>569696235if you don't get burnout from MANT lvl 5 then it's all gooddanchode kittens are always based
How big a buhi is *m*m*?
>>569696321ty for joiningremaking pama before more roomskinda like nuking with natie, not sure if anyone actually explodes tho
>>569695174>PoC>Tail Nine>Daring Strike>stays stuck in 8th like a Captain RetardTHANKS TAMA
I'd actually kill myself if I did this in front of a cute girl
>>569696668Man I so want to bang them totes frfr
>>569696259Tanlines in the wrong spot which means she was getting fucked.
>>569696668>dead eyes but also a blushwhat is the helios thinking?
>>569696715>Triple late startGrim but kaichou actually clutching it somehow...Thanks for the room!
how does light hello work for large concert
>>569696643dirt propaganda will NOT work on me
>>569696668She's next, don't worry.
>Rednu says less Uma game content>Uma isn't just only the game>Pitying for Inari One
>>569696126my bf does this to me
>>569696825Very dilligently
>>569696715kek that was a funny raceI wish the Suzu wouldn't somehow block all the Fronts sometimes
>>569696662>as a result of this, you only ever have to train wit and speed because they cover 4 of the 5 available coinare you hitting your stam and guts thresholds from song bonuses or what>only ever train, the only races you do are character eventsthank fuck i am tired of them
HER NAME IS CHANHER NAME IS CAPHER NAME IS CROSSHER NAME IS CREEK
>>569696825you train with her and you find money in your pocket
How is GL for fans? Can you buy fan boosts, or do you get extra fans from the song/concert theme somehow? I'm worried that without spamming races and without 50% fanboost items, danchou will kill me for only 1 career a day.
>>569696745>trainer gets charlie brown'd by himselfKWAB
>>569697006isn't that fucky kisucky
>>569696920I legit have no idea why you run her she just griefs every front 80% of the time
>>569696940Songs give you free stats, think of it like buying the stat up items in TB combined with increasing Unity team stats.
>>569696825riko but instead of stam she gives FREE mode currency so you can buy from the shop faster
>>569696920Anons need to learn how to make proper runaways
>>569697036If you want to stay in a top club you will have to play MANT Sorry buddy, training takes priority
You don't find Zoomers attractive, right?
>>569695670>can make 10 parents in one clickI would be casual as fuck too
>>569697063Yes but the hag does it too
>>569697192I hope they do
>>569696920wasn't in that race but i'm bringing suzu specifically to block all the fronts
>>569696829anon, you might've contracted the gay, go see a doctor right now!
>>569697192Zoomers are in their 20s
>>569696981No!Her name is Super.
>>569697192I do
>>569697274>theyWho
>>569696662>Wind in Her HairReminder that she won a G1 while pregnant
>>569695642just cheese it with tamano
>>569696662ok enough walls of text post more cute horses
>>569697136love this grown man
>>569697067nice nature will never have a boyfriend because nobody loves hershe will die alone
>>569697192No I don't.Zoomers should suffer.
>>569697152fucked up that it's physically impossible to make a runaway in mant
>>569697328Zoomers go all the way up until 2012 bro...
>>569697425but I love her
>>569696807thanks for joining
>>569697447gold ship....
>>569697495aieeeee Neicha don't curse my Hog...
>>569697076In Taurus my Fronts were losing lobbies before I added the Runaway Suzu, I think she helps most of the time>>569697152My Runaway is pretty weak I think she shouldn't be blocking Fronts
>>569697495Nattie can third place my balls.
>>569696940keep in mind you'll still want to play in MANT quite a bit if you don't have a nice roster of great parents, because GL parents suck due to how few races they do. Better than URA parents by a hair, basically, but you want those MANT parents because you'll keep using them for a long while and even when we can make better parents, you'll want MANT parents to be the grandparents on your next serious parents.
>>569695128What kind of fag is so insecure about themself that they feel the need to swap out works like "kimi" for "ore" in karaoke?
>>569697192that horse is from the 90's
700-800 and a gold recovery fine for CM15?
>>569697274>1%
>>569697662Your kind gets offended for the existance or absence of a single letter before "he"
>>569696126
explain to an idiotdo you get anything for maxing the fuji kiseki mode?
I'm in the mood to fuck my trainee.
>>569697631You need less power power ~400 is better to not block angling. Also throw all the debuffs on it
>>569697617If she doesn't stop being like this I'm going to rape her
>>569697370So? I've gone to the gym the day after buying Taco Bell and survived it.
>>569697662you never heard the spicaman umapyoi densetsu version?
>>569697825
>>569697640i don't even have 3* parents because i do one run a day and skip most days, it's fineplus it's a lot easier to do mant runs when you specifically want to do mant runs than just any time you're doing runs (yeah, i could aoharu now, but come on)
>>569697781yeppers
>>569697895I'm in the mood to fuck the Director...
>>569697748Palmer love
>>569697902Guess I'm busting out a Creek..
>>569697825what a coincidence...
>>569697447I'd argue the middle of a generation is more culturally significant than the beginning or end
>>569697640Given how much MANT hate is universally present on /uma/, I really doubt many will keep doing 40m runs for 1* guts 2* style
am i a bad torena for being happy i got B finals? this mile destroyed all i knew about training for miles
your thoughts on Americans?
>>569697898>i do one run a day and skip most daysoh you're from uma&co, disregard my advice
>>569697937
>>569698024nah i'm busy being in a dead d+ club
>>569698024stop shitposting about your own club V
>>569697984Curren is everyone trainee.
>>569697818reach lvl5? you get more rewards but it's more difficultmaxing rewards? it's all about getting those ssr crystals and clocks
>>569698021What the fuck is a kilometer?
>>569697842I heard you needed power because of early game accel, but I'll build a Powerlet and test her out a bit.Didn't get any debuff hints on that Suzu career, I'll buy them on my new Runaway if I get any from hints
>>569698106...Does the hat stay on?
>>569698021Only good ones are larpers
>>569698128just shut the fuck up already, I'm going to rape you now.
>>569697370strong mama
>>569698176I want to see that pic of child taiki that her parents sent to trainer...
>>569698005They won't be forced to, they'll just lose their CMs and probably in TT if they don't. Parents become MUCH more important next scenario since they also raise stat caps from now on. Not having good 9* speed parents can literally guarantee CM losses when the meta is "you need 18* speed and then to hit the raised speed cap" on anything Sprint or Mile or even most Mediums.
>>569698021I fucking love Taiki Maru and Seeking the Pearl
>>569698021sex with the wild brown creature (feminine)
>>569698216AAAAAIIIIEEEE
>>569697853
>>569698216Rape is not a random act of kinda nice
what is she in for, bwos?
>>569698193Depends
>>569698005I hope you're my CM opponent for the next year, Mr. "I won't do what it takes to get a good parent because boo hoo there's RNG so I might not get them in 1 run". Let's be real though you won't be, you're not getting into round 2 for A let alone A finals with that attitude.
>>569698358I'm sorry, but Turbo is built for rape.
>>569698415realistic bread eating animation
>>569698183This was mine for Taurus, rarely though it would stay ahead too long. Rather the fronts pass it earlier than too late
>>569698415If I remember correctly, she gives out information about other umamusume
>>569698524you'll have to catch her first!
>>569698415Inappropriate groping of her torena. She was arrested by the Torena Rights movement.
>>569698609chasing turbo until she runs out of energy and can't escape
>>569697818you get all of the items in the hat faster, and realistically you're not getting all the items at all if you don't level up. It takes 36 runs if you do lvl1 with X2 energy cost, it takes 7 runs if you scale up to lvl5 with X2 energy cost.
rate day 3 of cm14
>>569698752No...
>>569698658Trainers deserve rights, and I'm glad people are starting to believe in our cause
>>569698007Nah if anything you're a good trainer for giving them a break. Overworking them just means an early grave, in game because you burn out and quit or IRL because their joints or heart explodes or they get tired and fatally trip once.
>>569698658I would willingly let Stego molest me even if she probably wouldn't.
>>569696687>if you don't get burnout from MANT lvl 5 then it's all goodWell, I do have burnout and I'm out of clocks but at this point it's more like routine.>danchode kittensWell that wouldn't apply to me since I am the danchou
>>569698440when did I say any of that? Projection, much? I'm simply remarking on how much whining there is about MANT Maybe 18* speed parents are the new Bare Minimum in Grand Live. We'll see. I remember very well that before MANT, it was repeatedly, loudly proclaimed that RB was all that mattered, that 70RB was the bare minimum if you weren't going to be a shitter. So pardon me if I do not take claims about what the bare minimum is in GL as gospel when it hasn't released yet.
>>569698752I'm not a metafag but it lookslike I HAVE TO
I got tacos from a food truck I wanted to try. Also they give free French fries apparently.
>>569698879No you wouldn't...
>>569698752About a 6 or 7
>>569699050I'd give her 24/7 access to my body.
>>569698549Passing too early happens with mine as well sometimes, even when all her skills go off though it's pretty rare. Usually the Fronts pass her 3/4ths of the way through the midrace, sometimes right before Angling proc and sometimes she steals Angling. I'll aim for 500-600 Power since that seems like it could be the sweet spot
>>569699025Are you gonna share with the rest of us?
>>56969875210/20
>cried about my CM results>was about to have a melty in chat until I rage uninstalled>installed again in shameI fucking hate CM bros
>>569699025>ayyyy pedro, white boi ordered some taacoos, "extra spicy", grab the mild sauce>one order of fries for da white boi coman up!>pedro, no, I said taacoos, cumman hermano....>oh damn, I guess give white boy da fries too hehehehe
yellow curry with thai tea for dinner tonightwhat about you bwos?
>>569694960Why are there almost no good interactions between Kitasan and Teio in Season 3?
She did it
7 and uma-trainer relationships will not have any rape ever and exist exclusively as a mutually beneficial loving relationship
HOLY FUARKKK
>>569699310LOOKS LIKE RAPE'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>569699301Age really is just a number.
>>569699268unironically go outside and walk, think about your priorities in life. on your death bed, is this what you want to look back on?
>>569699281yesterday's ricei should probably put something it but idk what
>>569699410Obviously Shiraoki-sama demands us to struggle against the dying of the light
Hello /uma/, I hope this message finds you well. Would any of you be interested in an English dub of Umamusume: Pretty Derby? Please let me know what your thoughts on this are. Thanks!
>>569699495Fuck no lol
the ONLY CM that matters is the larc CM
>>569699495no lol
>>569699495english dubs are ass
>>569697640In my past 90 MANT runs all I've gotten was 1 3* wit
>>569699495No
>>569698007Well what is it about miles that makes you confused?>>56969925175% winrate with a 3 end team, not too terrible.
>>569699214yeah take one>>569699275the salsa verde is decently spicy
>>569699495If the trans King Halo voice actress gets the role, yes
kingu love
>>569699495sorry but im japanese
>>569699495Kinghalobros.....
>>569699495No, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>569699495no, and i think less of you as a person for considering the possibility
have angry sex with your trainee
>uma = uma>pyoi = bounce, hop, jumpthey're literally singing about uma sex how could anyone not see this
>>569699323
>>569699495only if all the songs are translated and dubbed too
>>569699704Is this what they do after the Breeder's Cup Classic?
lol
>>569699165I'd go 500 at most. Losing angling is a guaranteed loss
>>569699495The anime? I prefer dubs usually but in this case since I already play the game too, I would stick to the original voices just so there's consistency. It's a song-heavy IP too and there's no shot you're getting english singers to sound good in those cheesy ass songs so it'd have to be constantly switching to Japanese anyway. Good luck with it if you're trying to start something but we're probably not the target audience.
>>569699704what did they mean by this
>>569699323>>569699758I want this.
>>569699704I want to make my trainee cover their uma ears and wear ningen ears while doing umapyoi
WHAT DAHBY IS TODAY
the Yasuda Kinen is tonight right? I want to watch it but if its super late in burger hours I'll need to put some coffee on
>>569699281gonna make a borgor
>>569699275mootxican here fries > tacos
>>569698847thank you, it's true i don't want to go further in the risk of getting burnt from the game, love uma but i'm a casual>>569699587after what anons suggested i still get mogged by other umas, fronts didn't work as good as i expected, pace chasers only did 3 but all 3 didn't win a single time, not even top 3, didn't bother with lates that's probably a mistake and end closers i feel like i invested heavily in them and did worse than front runners i did in a single day, mind you i don't even know how i got one platinum back in the day, this mile feels like a completely different world
>>569699495The English translation is already fucked, the censorship is awful, and any westerner officially involved in the game is absolutely insufferable. How the fuck would you think that an official English dub would be anything but a complete and total dumpster fire?
>>569699671none of my trainees would want angry sexactually groove might
>>569699758My entire world for digi
>>569699829Love me some NTR
>>569699868THE YASUDA DAHBY
>>569699842ulala would do this
>>569699895Jordan is so cute
>>569699704Uma = umaapy = happyPyoi = poiHappy uma type beat
>>569699298Because Season 3 is shit.
>>569699895please don't shove that burger in your assit's starting to smell back there
>>5696998765 hours from now
>>569699876it's in about 5 gaolangs
>>569700062rude!
>>569700157>>569700152thanks bwos
>>569699758
>>569699905>after what anons suggested i still get mogged by other umas, fronts didn't work as good as i expected, pace chasers only did 3 but all 3 didn't win a single time, not even top 3, didn't bother with lates that's probably a mistake and end closers i feel like i invested heavily in them and did worse than front runners i did in a single day, mind you i don't even know how i got one platinum back in the day, this mile feels like a completely different worldPaces and lates are in a difficult spot right now. Fronts are way overtuned but they require a massive investment of time so that you get the perfect array of skills, and ends have spurt and daring strike. Paces and Lates can win but they require more RNG than either fronts or ends, so there's really no incentive to use them.Ends vs. Fronts is an entire discussion, both are capable of winning, but it depends a lot on the lobby composition and luck.Post your team, I'll pick it apart and see if I can figure out where you went wrong.
>>569699281tacos >>569699025
masturbating right now
Yae
>>569700325she's so perfect...
>>569699906>>The English translation is already fucked, the censorship is awfulthis is a hilarious cope when there is literally zero censorship. none of the jokes or cgs or models have been censored.>but fox told me to obsess over the war on christmas!that's not censorship, it's them appealing to a global audience, many of which celebrate winter holidays other than christmas, because this is a global release of a gacha game solely in existence to print gacha money so they cast a wide net.
>>569700186No, Ruby is only for torena.
>>569700168loliKita >>>>>>>>>>> S3 Kita
>>569699281Be sure to post it here
>>569699495
Digitan is the best type of wife.
>>569700492I don't think the joos would play uma so pandering to them is retarded
Oh boy the juice is here again!
>>569700619I get fox news doesn't tell you about them, but there are more than 2 religions.
post THAT digitan pic
>>569700516sorry, I eated it already
>>569700492>this is a hilarious cope when there is literally zero censorship. none of the jokes or cgs or models have been censored.Nigger were you asleep during the christmas event? They literally censored the word "Christmas". And have you tried writing "Night owl" or "Unique skill" in group chat?>that's not censorship, it's them appealing to a global audience, many of which celebrate winter holidays other than christmas, because this is a global release of a gacha game solely in existence to print gacha money so they cast a wide net.So it's not censorship if you redefine what censorship means. Alright sure kiddo.
>>569700686I'm not posting Digitan trying to draw on a tablet while my fat throbbing cock is right next to her face.
I wanted to like Hishiamazon but she's Allen's side sexpiece
>>569700594True
>>569700697Nyooo....
Anyone who thinks Umas localization is bad because of a couple typos that last for a day or two is just a larping faggot. They are the same people to tell you with a straight face that Square Enix and Cygames do bad localizations and their reasoning is "oh, this line that works in japanese only wasnt directly translated to a clunky and incomprehensible english"
>>569700492>none of the jokes or cgs or models have been censored.retard
You now remember
>>569700759just like autisuma exdanchou
>>569700686
>>569700768RAPE
>>569700686Okhttps://files.catbox.moe/d9ty3g.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/b1woca.png
>569700492This is bait. This fag deserves to be banned for that.
>>569700759Yeah Hishi Amazon is only for (Allen). I'm sorry about that, anon.
>>569700847You might think your post is some based take, but it's pretty embarrassing.
Best digitan doujinhttps://x.com/umamuchan/status/2029889956458680780/photo/1
>>569700867
>>569700847Happy holidays
>>569700795it was good, although the tea was sweeter than I thought it would be. I'll try to remember to take a pic next time!
I'm removing umatore from the game but it's not censorship, it's just to appeal "global audiences"
ITT: /pol/faggots are getting mad over some words again
Yeah, I want this support card in particular
>>569701008Digitan's plump Digitass
>>569700759You can start liking her when Gentildonna comes out
>>569701136Palmerchii is perfect
>>569700976I know who wrote this
>>569701090I'm removing "master" from valentine bourbon's ultimate clip and replacing it with "trainer" but that's not censorship, that's just "appealing to global audiences".
>>569700748>They literally censored the word "christmas"Yes, I countered your single cope before you even said it, learn how to read posts before replying to them.>And have you tried writing "Night owl" or "Unique skill" in group chat?So your extreme reach cope now is "ok fine they didn't censor the game at all but you can't say whatever you want in chat so that's the same as if the game content was censored"?>So it's not censorship if you redefine what censorship meansIt sounds like you don't know what censorship means and are coping. Nothing was suppressed, and there is no outside institution or authorities, the same company that made the game handled the translation. Localizing something so it makes more cultural sense for the new audience is not censorship, it is the core purpose of a translation. You have failed to point to a single instance of censorship in the localization
>>569701136>Only way we're getting that is if someone makes the model>All effort goes towards nude mods or low quality porn
>>569700748That's because western countries have a different context for what "The Holidays" are from Japan. To westerners, The Holidays are referring to the myriad of religious celebrations that happen in December. Japan doesn't have a "The Holidays" It has Christmas and a bunch of locally specific practices. It would not make sense for Xoguri to be called "Christmas Oguri" because that simply isn't the only holiday in the western world. It would be equally strange to call her "Kwanzaa Oguri" or "Hanukkah Oguri"
>>569701184Yeah, your dad (Me, I'm your father) wrote that!
>>569701236>he's back to capitalizing wordsPiggy's getting riled up! Squeal for us
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
>569701236(You)>>569701296>It would be equally strange to call her "Kwanzaa Oguri" or "Hanukkah Oguri"Those are not western concepts.
>>569701390I can only think of THAT happy meek imageSorry
I just realized this CM is kind of Maruzensky's retirement raceShe had a good run...
>>569701436By that fucking metric Christmas isn't a western concept either you dolt
>derailed the thread againyou torenas are so easy...
>>569701471you can run her next one too (and inherit festive miracle)
>>569701390>no meekschizo when we needed him the most
>>569701008I want to ask her the same question when we're in bed doing umapyoi, if she doesn't reply fast enough I won't make her cum
>>569699495give me an español dub instead
What salty snacks do you give your umas after training?
Niggers want to tell that a fucking Christmas tree, Santa costume and every Christmas shit appearing both in and the manga/anime aren't referring to Christmas anymore.You simply can't hate trannies enough.
>>569700915STOP IT
>>569701471gwo it's the CM after this one
>>569701480Yule is as western as it gets you utter fucking retard.
I want to marry NTR bros...
>>569701436Christmas isn't a western holiday bwo, no abrahamic holiday is. But we understand them all to be western in their modern form
>>569700847>Anyone who thinks Umas localization is bad because of a couple typos that last for a day or two is just a larping faggot. It's funnier than that, the people whining don't ever say that because they don't actually play the game and read the new stories. They're crying and malding because fox news told them there is a war on christmas and they need to be on the front lines, screeching and throwing tantrums any time a product is not specifically for their cult's demographic. Uma Global is for the majority of the planet, which includes over 4000 religions and many cultures with no religion at all dominating it, so the text goes for neutral stuff that don't stick with 1 specific Holiday Japan happens to have baked into their modern culture. Changing "christmas" to "holiday" is the same as changing "onsen" to "hot springs" so that Swedish dudes playing the game don't need TL notes to know the hot springs are roughly similar to the ones they know of.
>>569694960>First ticket of the day>Two wins in a row>Oh boy!>Next three are losses, next ticket is 1 win 4 lossesuh oh
>Front Chiyo is a memeOkay yeah she is a meme but sometimes very rarely you get moments like this
>>569701339wrong one
>>569701601
>>569701621You're the problem with today.
>>569701567stop eating so much or you're gonna get chubby erm I mean slow metabolismy bwo.
>>569701560oh you know
(Next they're gonna call 3 Kings Day a western holiday)
>>569700919That's a dangerous combo.
>>569701506>>569701581>using fronts in THE ultimate xoguri CMuh good luck to them I guess
>>569700912i don't really care about most of the localization stuff but bourbon's changes are straight up retarded. you can still hear her call you master.people can distinguish between robots and slavery
>>569701436>(You)Guess what Bourbon calls her trainer in Global Uma, I know it'll shock you because you don't play the game...>Those are not western concepts.That's the point brainlet. This is not a western game, and the TL is not for a western audience, retard.
>>569700374before anything i know i'm soulless, i wanted to use nishino flower and taiki but it didn't worki just don't know if you absolutely need the combo of PP + DD for front runners, feels like mine get 1st place and suddenly get overtaken early in the raceno excuses for gold ship she sometimes steals wins but compared to other end closers she has no skillsI ALSO KNOW THAT MARUZENSKY isn't very smart, i forgot i made a new one but didn't bother changing her, maybe because of mile A and no groundworkother than that, i take full blamedon't feel forced to help me, and other anons can call me a soulless retard for struggling, i'm satisfied with B but still dumbfounded how bad this CM went for me
>False equivalences>>569701727Don't bother replying, the jew's been at it for a couple days.
>arguing with "people" that rewrites what a man and a woman means in their headcanonNow that's a waste of time. Just wait a few years and they won't be around after joining the 67%
>>569701601she is already taken by V bwomaybe a third rate unnamed trainee will take you?
>>569701813>*misses her unique 80% of the time*
>>569701813Oguri literally lost all of the rooms above thoughnevereverbeit
>>569701703Wait, TopRo is cute?
>change "date" to "meal">totally not censorship believe it guys>if you call it out you're a /pol/fag mad because of Christmasメリー クリスマス to you too, faggot.
>>569701868>Guess what Bourbon calls her trainer in Global Uma, I know it'll shock you because you don't play the game...Oh congratulations, you found another instance of censorship! Well done!>That's the point brainlet. This is not a western game, and the TL is not for a western audience, retard.So they're censoring the game to appeal to "global audiences". We are in agreement.
>>569701676Okay, you caught me, it was me, your (Mom) all along!
which uma loves men
>>569701923
>>569702069gold city
>>569701567No, you're just lacking the intelligence to comprehend what people tell you. The purpose of the TL is not to 1:1 tell you what the Japanese game said, it is to translate the Japanese game into a universally understandable and relatable product for a global audience. Why aren't you whining that the onsen is called a hot springs? Oh, because Fox News didn't tell you to go rabid when that buzzword comes up, the way it does about christmas or trannies? Got it. Well just imagine it's the same situation with holidays, because it genuinely is exactly the same situation when overlooking your brainwashing.
>>569701769haha yeah I do
>>569699298Because Dura is the real protagonist https://youtu.be/0EX49DWY6fo?si=slG_inOXWlAZncVF
Round 2 and winrate drops by 10%, I expected worst.
>>569702069ME
Bwos I somehow hurt my knee and I can't run or do leg workouts right now...am I going to get put down...
You all spent last christmas locked up in your fucking rooms what do you care about Christmas???
>>569702147ew ugly
>>569702137so why does digitan say oshi and other Jap words that the Global audience doesn't understand
>>569702069dober
Machines
>>569701371>>569701727>>569700881thanks for admitting you can't argue against facts and just need to vaguely imply the facts are wrong to state.
DO NOT FALL FOR THE THRONE PSYOPS
>one of the actual faggot localizers browses /uma/ >xir is surprised that everyone hates himlel
>V silenced>schizos gone>/pol/shit nowcmon bwos
>>569702147wow hot
>>569702218This happened to my MSGT and he retired shortly after. It's over
You guys made it to A finals right? I got 4 wins in my first entry. There were still people with Mile A aces. Easiest qualification of my life.
>>569702147aww cute
>Kurisumasu is not universally understandable and relatablethe shit you have to say to be contrarian
>every instance of complaint is due to ChristmasStraw man. Retarded bad faith lolcowlizer.
>>569702308There aren't upvotes here.
>>569702047I'm sorry you can't figure out how to use google, but when you do, you'll find out that the word "censorship" does not mean "translating in a non-literal manner". It's cute you had to move the goalpost though and admit you never played the career of the character you're whining about censorship over.
>>569701848Yeah but black people are a thing and what if they get offended? You have to take the moral stance of removing mentions of slave/master.Also bourbon is 15 out of ten 10 so her calling you master in 98% of situations would be icky, except that one where she mentions she's a maid.
>>569702292Cute
You fought well fellow Rice friend.
>>569702389Post your team
>>569702220I wasn't at home by myself without a purpose, I WILL catch Santa one of these days
race more like rape
>>569702324V is still openly ban evading here and is likely the source of ALL those posts too
>>569702314whale gods won't do this
alright fuckos, what's your favorite holiday besides christmas
>>569702521please stop shitting the thread by posting someone as ugly as Kawakami
>>569696752Still doesn't make sense, unless she left lying unconscious for hours after the deed.
I can't wait until AI make localisers jobless.
>>569702549Easter
>>569702549July 4
>>569702324Who do you think is stirring shit up?
>>569702521please start improving the thread by posting someone as perfect and cute as Kawakami!
>>569702594She fell asleep in the sun after they fucked
>>569702521please keep improving the thread by posting someone as beautiful as Kawakami
>>569702594If I was alone with most of them in a beach, I would have hours long sex with them, yes.Also what >>569702692 said.
>>569702261Because you're not smart enough to figure out that oshi is an extremely common word in the global audience. 4chan is a niche tiny website, if you went to other websites you'd see oshi discussion is huge on twitter and youtube in many circles. If you went outside IRL you'd be hearing kpop on the radio and seeing kpop idols in movie theaters and even seeing kpop idols in the mcdonalds slop your neighbors consume, and oshi culture is fucking massive in kpop.
>>569702594The sheer volume and the intensity of the creampie left her unconscious.
ITT: assblasted localizer mad because cygey won't stop pandering to the toreuma crowd despite their best efforts to heavily downplay it on global
Post more Kawabooby
>>569702798Nigga pls, kpop use bias and stan or whatever bullshit. Oshi is strictly japanslop
>>569701998>>569701963If you're still trying to latch to rooms then everyone here should just openly admit end closers are the ultimate racer type and are genuinely unbeatableyet /vg/ and /vm/ will never admit it
>>569702691>>569702735you're not funny stop trying to praise the dumb gorilla
Behold. A beauty and her mother.
my S+ TT dober just won 3/5 to qualify me for group A finals wtf
>>569702451Yeah, that's why when the majority is wrong here you can't pretend you won. You can circlejerk and spam that whatever fox tells you is the word of god, but it's not a replacement for being right.
>>569702798gwo I'd be surprised if more than 5% of the people in my country knew what an oshi is
>>569702549Halloween!
>>569702828I can behind that. She's also such a Kawacutie too though.
>>569701875Low guts. Low stamina. You do have mile S on all your racers, but since the stat bonuses are on stamina and guts for the gemini, you're missing out on a lot of potential extra speed. You want at least 577 stamina and guts so that with great mood you're at 600+ for 10% extra speed. 900 guts is also preferable. Furthermore, guts helps with gaining 1st due to spot struggle mechanics. You bought corner recovery, which is entirely a waste of skill points, even for S-maru, since operation cacao is a recovery that can trigger kiss for courage.Sympathy is also a waste of points, if you had dropped sympathy and corner recovery, you could have bought something far more useful. You also didn't get concentration, which is inherent in V-bourb's kit. Stamina boosting greens are also fairly useless.For gold ship I'd say that combining Tracen Cheer with Uma Stan is a potential misplay. Tracen cheer only works if you're in the bottom 4 for the first half of the race, and uma stan has a tendency of pushing you into the top half right out of the gate. There's a safety margin of 5 seconds IIRC, but even with that you're pretty likely to sabotage its activation.All in all your team isn't terrible, but if you have bad lobby RNG and get pit against umas that have more stamina and guts, you're just not going to have enough top speed to make it to the finish line even if you get angling. Guts stacked ends are simply going to run you down.
>>569702939oyakodon
giwtwm
>Pace career>non-stop 2nd despite Mile S>Kita+Taiki give me a single double>Front career>constantly 1st, summer with nothing but stacked rainbowsFuck this game I just wanted someone for TT
>>569702904>strawmanning
>>569701848>you can still hear her call you master.So the best argument that they censor the game is that they DON'T censor the audio? The audio is untouched because the global audience is reading the text, not listening to it in a language they understand.>people can distinguish between robots and slaveryBourbon is not actually a robot, newfagkun.
>unironically telling someone that Bourbon is not a robotkill yourself
>>569702453Thankfully you posted the definition earlier, and the translation of Uma Musume fits that definition to a tee. An institution (the translation team) has decreed the speech contained in Uma Musume objectionable, harmful, or inconvenient, and have adjusted it to better suit their desires.C-E-N-S-O-R-S-H-I-P.
>>569697370Which is probably why she won't ever be in the game because her most notable achievement is really awkward to implement, unless she is explicitly not playable and is just a legendary NPC uma who is remembered for that because aside from that, the thing she's remembered for is being the mother of Deep Impact.
>>569702549new years
>>569703102H-hot
>>569702610Spoiler alert, the very first thing companies will tell their AI translation bot is to remove any and all references to things that are culture specific to appeal to the maximum audience size possible. If anything the human flavor where human localizers slip in a reference here and there is the only thing giving the text some texture.
>>569703169>Bourbon is not actually a robotIgnore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for a strawberry pie
CUNNY MULTI WHAT THE HECKmummy creek too (new) and rudolf dupewas bored so felt like sparking but guess I'll stop here hehe
>>569703169>The global audience can't understand Japanese women saying "Master" or "Christmas"Holy retard, and kind of based as you're recognizing most globalgroids are retarded.
not a 1:1 literal translation, he saysyet when it comes to the yurishit they keep that shit intact you're not fooling anyone, Yosif
>>569702549Memorial Day>First holiday after the drought of March/April no holiday months>Always around my birthday>BBQ is an expectationIt is the most American holiday
Nigger want to tell that Christmas isn't universally understandable or relatable lmaoNigga this is a fucking gacha game, everybody playing knows what Christmas is. Everything in it clearly points that it's about ChristmasWhat's next, censor swimsuits because we have countries that don't have a beach? How about the Halloween theme? Most of the world don't even know what Halloween is but nothing on it was censored. But your overlord hates Christmas so it must be censored.
>>569703347Explode and implode
>>569703347Congrats but also Xplode
>>569702038>no repliesHe cries muh /pol/ but his own agenda is clear.
>>569703428Um, all girls need to be covered head to toe with only their eyes showing... Actually eyes are a little problematic so we need to cover that up as well.
>>569703347
>>569703407Tclachyon-san is so kind...
>never>ever>E V E R>uses her ultimateWas this the biggest fucking gaslight character ever? She's fucking awfullike her being a parent is a gaslight too who the fuck would inherit a unique skill that doesn't work?
>>569703005The translation isn't for 100% of your country, they know they aren't appealing to the 50 year old suburban moms. The Uma brand is for anyone on the globe willing to play a game about idols. Do you want to take a guess and tell me what % of the 5% in your country that knows what oshi means are people that might be willing to touch a product with idol culture?
>>569702549marty lute kingu day
>>569694960Sorry Suzuka but I like umas with tits
>>569703169i don't know if you can read but i am arguing against the localization changes for bourbon in my previous post
>>569703358>I cannot comprehend the difference between people not understanding something and people as a whole not relating to something intentionally trying to appeal to a mass audienceHoly retard
>>569703594I know your feel bwoI cope believing anons saying Pace will be great again so we can have rooms with 4~5 paces giving a challenge mid-race
>>569702549I like all holidays, means I can slack off
>>569703358Bobo is unfortunately a victim of the fact that the word master has different implications in America. In her context she means "master and apprentice" rather than "master and slave", which is funny because the term robot literally means "slave"
>>569703291>An institution (the translation team) has decreed the speech contained in Uma Musume objectionable, harmful, or inconvenient, and have adjusted it to better suit their desires.Incorrect. They translated the text for the specific and exclusive purpose of selling the product to a new audience. There is no known evidence of them finding the word "master" to be "objectionable, harmful, or inconvenient", only for it to not be the best fitting term for the product to gain universal appeal in the market.
but don't you love THAT smile?because I certainly do!
>>569702038uncensorDEITY>>569703594>Dober/Taiki/Maru>"she's a SS parent">"actually she doesn't work in 80% of tracks">meanwhile the old reliable Seiun Sky is the most borrowed broodmare.>>569703825>implications in America.Guess where their localizers are fromhttps://magazine.cygames.co.jp/staffvoice/18641
>this thing doesn't relate to me so no one else can relate to this eitherDo people actually think like this? It's like that one kid in playground being such a loser.
>>569703594What do you mean never uses her ultimate? I have her ultimate on my entire team and they all trigger it reliably.
>>569703428>Nigger want to tell that Christmas isn't universally understandable or relatable lmaoIt's not universally relatable retard, the majority of humans do not celebrate it. Every human can relate to the concept of celebrating a holiday, not every human can relate to celebrating specifically Christmas.
SMaru still puts up a good fight against VBourbonFalco is nowhere to be seen
FUCK FRONTRUNNERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
>>569703991He's most likely using paces so it makes sense
>>569703969>Do people actually think like this?Americans do, yeah
>>569703898>They translated the text for the specific and exclusive purpose of selling the product to a new audienceSo because their intent was to sell the product to a new audience, they deemed the original speech to be objectionable, harmful, or inconvenient and thus censored it. Oh I'm so glad we agree that it was censorship.
>>569703428>What's next, censor swimsuits because we have countries that don't have a beach?It's very funny that your slipperly slope goes>I know they censored nothing and merely adapted the text for a global audience, but what's next, an actual example of censorship that they did NOT do yet despite swimsuits already existing? You literally just showed yourself how the game isn't censoring anything. You're pointing to the first things that would be censored if anything was, and they're intact.
>another med cm after thisI'm tired of doing xoguri run bwos...
>>569703290I love Dantsu so much it's unreal
>>569703991>>569704074>budding on end closersNTA but explain
>>569703028>Low guts. Low stamina.expected, in a good run for me I either get stamina and guts to 600-600 or they stay around that>You bought corner recovery, which is entirely a waste of skill points, even for S-maru, since operation cacao is a recovery that can trigger kiss for courage.>Sympathy is also a waste of points, if you had dropped sympathy and corner recovery, you could have bought something far more useful. You also didn't get concentration, which is inherent in V-bourb's kit. Stamina boosting greens are also fairly useless.in both cases there was nothing else i could buy that would benefit mile or front, so something like pumped would be useless, i will say i thought focus was enough, never knew how important concentration is so that's on me>For gold ship I'd say that combining Tracen Cheer with Uma Stan is a potential misplay. Tracen cheer only works if you're in the bottom 4 for the first half of the race, and uma stan has a tendency of pushing you into the top half right out of the gate. There's a safety margin of 5 seconds IIRC, but even with that you're pretty likely to sabotage its activation.maybe skill issue and i see the discussion about tracen cheer + uma stan but she always stays in the back late game even after both procced, not sure what's missing there, always feels like there's a force that makes her unable to go to the front half the time>All in all your team isn't terrible, but if you have bad lobby RNG and get pit against umas that have more stamina and guts, you're just not going to have enough top speed to make it to the finish line even if you get angling. Guts stacked ends are simply going to run you down.expected too, i tried plenty of guts runs because anons suggested bamboo's SSR but i just don't know how to make them work, they always end up around 900 everything but staminai will try a few more runs after everything you said, improve stamina and guts, grab concentration for bobo, comment too long but thanks a lot!
it's supposed to be comfy and slow SEA hours yet some moralfagging american jew is shitting up the thread, care to explain yourselves?
>>569703724I don't know if you can read but I was pointing out that you failed at showing they censor the game, and in fact pointed out they have never once censored the audio, proving they have no issue with the terms "christmas" or "master" and that they were simply not the best terms for the text in terms of how the global audience would receive the game script.
>>569703594Two things you have to understand>Nishino Flower as a god tier parent happens later, after an update that makes Paces stronger>her unique is a god-tier unique when it triggers. Keyword being "when">>569703953Anon understand that like 90% of Asians in the US live in Cali, JP companies naturally going to focus all business abroad pretty much just there and Vancouver as a result since Asians have a tendency to staff 90% of their foreign divisions with their own people for totally not nepotistic reasons.
>>569704336Slow SEA hours doesn't start until 2~ hours from now
>>569704070Yeah!
oh my god no one cares this os canccer
>>569704191I'm sorry you can't figure out how to read, it's no wonder you scream censorship, your education censored your ability to gain information.
>>569704336It's not even midnight anywhere in burgerland
>>569704443RICKEY HATE
>>569704390for being an uma dressed so nicely/classy and being an autistic robot there's a LOT of sexual art of bourbon
>>569704074Well paces are in a really bad spot currently. I haven't the patience personally but I'm pretty sure End Nishino would work pretty well.>>569704271It's not very complicated. Ends rise to 6th or so, proc a bunch of velocity skills (Daring, Curvature, Vigour, Shadow Break, Nemesis, White Lightning, Corners, etc., then push to 4th using those, and get speed carryover, then pop blossom, then spurt/e-shadow, then win.
>>569704336V is very mad they got exposed by the jannies today, so he's desperate to fill the spotlight with a fictional villain ASAP to get eyes off of him.
SHE DOES THE LIZARD ALLIGATOR WAVE HOLY
>>569704336Oh someone saved my Mirako pic. Cool.
>>569704503>Announcing that you hate her so that (((the algorithm))) sends her your wayEver the conniving trainer.
>>569704604delete this before the intern sees
>>569704336>it's supposed to be comfy and slow SEA hoursbro, its 7:30pm in california on a saturday
>>569704604>MasterIs this related the the black slaves America had in the past?
>>569704664I can't stand Sweepy talking properly, did she eat her vegetables?
>>569704604>THEY CENSORED IT, I CAN'T READ OR HEAR THE WORD MASTER>WAIT NO I CAN READ AND HEAR IT FINE THROUGH THE GAME, SO OBVIOUSLY IT'S NOT ACTUALLY CENSORED>THIS MEANS THEY WERE JUST INCOMPETENT AT CENSORING, I'M NOT THROWING A TANTRUM OVER NOTHING!
>>569704523She really loves her torena-san
>>569704604deletionGOD
>>569704729Only if you're a mentally ill /pol/tard like our localization team. He is itt right now.
>ayabe and finemo spook me in sweepys spotlighteh dont particularly like ayabe because of her slightly shitty personality but i would fuck finemo
Nigger want to tell me that Christmas isn't relatable only because of its name. Like nigga it's just a word, isn't?And after that nigger ignored completely my point about Halloween. If Christmas had to be localized despite the fact that the entire world know what it means, why Halloween wasn't? I know you can't answer that.
>>569704760granny gave her a hit of her good stuff
Kissies?
>>569704831Fine wouldn't just let you, Irish girls aren't whores
I deployed my merc and got into B finals instantly. Now to see if we can muster a first rate A appearance.
>>569704486The speech was deemed harmful, objectionable or inconvenient and thus was censored. You posted the definition yourself.Even if we agree (we don't) that the speech was not changed because of wokeoid reasons, at the very least it was deemed inconvenient for the purpose of attaining the greatest number of customers. It was censorship.Your argument:>they just wanna sell copies>uhh damn christmas too spicy for modern audiences, that's like really inconvenient for our purposes of jewmaxxing therefore let's change that ok besties>therefore not censorship, take that fascist chuds!I'm sorry sweetheart, but it's censorship even if you do it out of purely monetary reasons.
>>569704849>wordsAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEE pedo alert
>>569704390>90% of Asians in the US live in Cali, JP companies naturally going to focus all business abroad pretty much just there and Vancouver as a resultLook at a mapLook at where Vancouver/California/Washington/Oregon/Hawaii areNow look at Japan and ChinaDoesn't take a genius to figure out why they moved there
>>569704729Kinda? The translation team just figured Bourbon calling her trainer "trainer" most of the time made more sense due to the context of the word "master" being different in many parts of the world, often in negative ways. It's not America specifically though, if they were pandering to Americans they'd have went full-on Christmas, which they didn't because they want everyone from Canadian Jews to Ukrainian Foxhole Atheists to Indian Hindus to find the game appealing and like it was made "for them".
>>569700492christmas is a specific japanese holidayit should be reasonable to assume that people playing a japanese game, about japanese racehorses, set in japan, with huge swathes of character backgrounds based around japanese culture, knows what christmas isto just assume the average global player is both unable and unwilling to familiarize themself with the setting to that extent is insulting, both to the original creators and their culture and to the players themselves
>>569705021Or perhaps what?
>>569704959No.
>>569705008I spent a lot of time in Ireland and irish girls are whores
>>569704773Changing her animation makes it very clear that they intended to replace master with trainer in all instances. But since you're arguing in bad faith you'll just jump to something else like the slimy fag that you are.>>>/y/ou+are+incompetent
>>569705081>>569704828Wait, I don't have Bourbon and said it as a joke. Are you serious?
this is the only Umama I know
shut the fuck up about the translation alreadyarguing about it here won't do a thing
>>569704849>Nigger want to tell me that Christmas isn't relatable only because of its name.Tell me how well you can relate to Ganesha Chaturthi then. There's over a billion Hindus, that's a ton of people, obviously you relate to it, right? Well, what does Ganesha Chaturthi make you feel?
they won't name my man Jesus, but they name-drop his mom with 'hail Mary' dialogue
>>5697051021v1, no items, Fox only, Final Destination
>>569705015A consecutive win
>>569705339Indians are subhumans so your point is moot
>>569704348i'm gonna stop here because i can see you're having a melty and getting your arguments mixed up but i never said anything about censorship. i just don't like that the text and audio clearly don't match up for bourbon and think that specific localization change was unnecessary. that's it.
>>569703428Based
How about we do something about this localization problem. You know what I mean.
https://youtu.be/bGSbUy8yf5s?si=0nGX_ut9nIyYMI1F
>>569705482i tried switching the game to japanese text but it's not actually an option in the global client as far as i can tell and i don't wanna abandon my trainees to start on jp serv
>>569705541never post again
>>569705082>christmas is a specific japanese holidayIn the romantic, day for couples to be together, eating KFC, completely and totally divorced from christianity context? Yeah kinda, it is somewhat specifically Japanese, it's always been sorta weird how much Japan has managed to separate Christmas from the primary reason people celebreate it
>>569705232I feel like fucking creek would be some succubus shitlike you'd be inside and suddenly she'd clamp down on your dick and heat up so hard she'd be almost cooking your dick literally extracting every ounce of semen possible
>>569704746Cute Journey
Sub 50% wr in round 1How do i salvage this for round 2? Just retrain Taishin and pray? I tried yesterday and got jack. Put up a pacer instead? My best mile parents are an Oguri and Digitan so i dont think i can put up a good frontrunner
>>569705443Yeah, so are christians, obviously.
>>569704275>expected too, i tried plenty of guts runs because anons suggested bamboo's SSR but i just don't know how to make them work, they always end up around 900 everything but staminaGuts decks are EXTREMELY volatile. If you can't get good summer clicks you just get shit stats, and most guts cards have low speciality priorities. One option is to run a 4/2 guts/wit deck and using speed sparks, that way your chances of getting double and triple rainbows during summer rises significantly. And after you've capped guts, you just keep clicking guts for the speed and power overflow.
>>569705339Nigga let me answer with an actual exemple.Chinese games. I played chinese gachas and mobile mobas, they have shit ton of festivals and events that I have no idea what they are. What do I do? Fucking nothing, because I don't care nigga. I know they literally eat dogs but I don't care because it's a fucking game. They don't need to cater to me. Can you understand this simple concept?
>>569705541The audition videos made it seem like the audio quality would be on the fritz, glad they fixed that up
>>569705293why is Shakur that one meme
>>569705482did they do something to sweep's localization?I know they butchered bourbon
>>569705652of course you'd feel that
>>569705730I want to look up Digitans skirt.
>>569704849>And after that nigger ignored completely my point about Halloween.There's not really a non-specific way to handle Halloween the way winter holidays get wrapped up into "the holidays". The game is not attempting to be fully culture free, specific Japanese racing culture is all over the fucking thing, and in the case of Halloween there is no substitute that they felt was worth writing around. If there was a religious significance that people cared about in the modern era maybe it would have been made a priority to de-religion it, after all the uma world has literal goddess with proof they exist so the concept of them also having specific religious holidays gets iffy once the game leaves Japan and enters religious countries.
>>569703594>a unique skill that doesn't work?She needs to be in a challenge on a midrace corner. Basically running side by side with someone for a moment.Barely anyone is running Pace though, so there's no one to trigger it with a lot of the time>>569704271I also put it on my Ends. They fairly often hit 4th in time for it to be effective. Especially in front light lobbies, helps them compete against Taishins.
>>569704348>you failed at showing they censor the gamehere >>569702038You can't relate to heterosexual relationships and so you seek to remove it from the game.>implying a trainer is dating his trainee? VERBOTEN
https://twitter.com/Hungyaroring_c/status/2063255487295189243
I don't like all the feng shui propaganda lately
>>569705924AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MY BALLS
>>569705028>at the very least it was deemed inconvenient for the purpose of attaining the greatest number of customers.Congratulations, you have successfully attempted to water down the word "censorship" so much that every single translation of every product in the world is now "censorship". Was it worth moving the goalpost that far just to say "well they wanted to sell it so they had to adjust the text"?
>>569705924that's a STALLION
>>569705624exactlyit has unique celebrations not shared by other winter festivals, even though a lot of the visual decoration was borrows from and overlaps with the western holiday of the same namenobody in the west is doing A Dog of Flanders stuff for our christmasit's not reasonable to generalize it to a nondescript 'holidays'
>>569705541Was this supposed to be ragebait or something? it's servicable
>>569705930same
>>569705924I recently discovered her solo song and it's really good
>>569705924this succubus is dangerous
What are your thoughts on this particular Umausume?
>>569705541Idgi
>>569704849>And after that nigger ignored completely my point about HalloweenNta but does Halloween really exist outside of its commercialized form as an excuse for women to dress up as sluts and kids to eat candy? It has so little to do with All Hallows Eve (which isn't even on Halloween, it's November 1st) that I don't think anyone equates them even in America, the place where Halloween as we think of it started and is one of the only countries outside of Canada and Japan where it's a thing.
>>569706000>Congratulations, you have successfully attempted to water down the word "censorship" so much that every single translation of every product in the world is now "censorship".Exactly. Every single translation of every product that does not translate the content accurately because of the content being deemed objectionable, harmful or inconvenient is indeed censorship. I appreciate the concession.
>>569706180super based image
>>569706180rape
>>569706180Nono is sex but Kawakami is no-no
Since cygames' localization team is here, explain to me why you didn't bother translating "onee-chan power". If your answer does not satisfy me I'm going to pull your family into the walls.
>>569705730Digitan's design is truly incredible. They truly nailed one of the "woman in her 30s that is really into Saint Seya for BL reasons" body types. maybe one day we will get the other, the smelly fatass that's into that
>>569706057WE BURNIN THE CITY DOWN
>>569705082"Christmas" is a holiday in Japan the same way Die Hard is a Christmas movie. You can lump it in as a technicality, but the Japanese people are not Christian, they "celebrate" eating KFC and taking cute selfies using props that they saw in Western movies and in advertisements. The umas do not "celebrate Christmas" the same way a Christian does.If anything leaving it as-is would offend actual "Christians" because nothing makes them shit their pants more than taking the Christ out of Christmas.
Why are powerless fat manchildren fighting over translations here? You know you're not gonna actually DO anything about any translation problem, or successfully convince each other of anything. And you're trying too hard to succeed as trolls; trolls are supposed to not care at all about anything. You're barely talking about the game and you're not saying anything funny or interesting. You are just killing yourselves by pouring time and mental energy into the garbage
>>569706385It's MY THREAD and I can do whatever the fuck I want with it
>went so far up it's ass that they started saying bullshit like removing christmas is good actually because it WILL offend christians if they didn't
>>569705930*biden blasts u*
>>569705727>Can you understand this simple concept?Can you not understand the simple concept that you individually are not the target audience, and that some people DO actually care if a game has the characters doing things that make sense to them? They don't want just you, they want as wide of an audience as possible, including the people that watch dubbed anime and turn off the show if they hear strange words like "Onigiri" instead of "Rice Ball" or for special retards "Jelly Donut".
just install hachimi and experience a REAL SOVLFUL translation by fans instead of cyslop
>>569705541They shouldn't have had the trainer speaking the narration, or at least made it flow better by pausing between narration and his actual dialogue.
>>569705845>I also put it on my Ends. They fairly often hit 4th in time for it to be effective. Especially in front light lobbies, helps them compete against Taishins.My experience as well. And since they're end closers, they will almost certainly be running past someone to reach that 4th place, which satisfies the second condition of blossom that you mentioned.
>>569706371they celebrate christmas (japan) which shares the name with christmas (christian) but not the nature (nice)if people can't understand that that's their problem>it should be changed because leaving it in would offend peopleidk man that sounds like censorship to me
THIS CAN'T BE A BOY YOU GUYS ARE LIARS LOOK AT THOSE FAT TITOYOTAS
>>569706346I think he's just a fag drooling for attention
almost everyone is having their period on this match
>>569706562What the fuck she can do that?!
Sometimes I vaguepost while pretending to be a Cygames intern and people never question it
>>569706482Bamboo Memory would not say this.
>>569706673KILL YOURSELF
>>569705443It's really funny when people fold like a deck of cards and drop all pretenses of not just being bigots that want to force their shit on other people the second their "everyone should be more accepting of my culture in their media" is replied to with "do you accept other cultures in your media?".
Who gets offended by Christmas in a game about anime girls racing each other?
>>569706562She's cute!!!
someone check if it's shitter hours laready
>>569705541Kill yourself
>>569706346>explain to me why you didn't bother translating "onee-chan power".Blame persona for opening the floodgates on honorics being left untranslated. Almost no one did it professionally before them.
>>569706654>Fuji used Flower as onahole and they're both happyyou literally can't make this up, Nishino Flower is a DEMON
>start with a match where somehow taishin couldn't pass a pace oguri despite being right behind her at the skipjust.. im gonna have a rough round A aren't i?
>>569706754i'm here so yes
>Check the Catalog>/umaJP/ is goneDid I miss some drama?
cyFAGGOT needs to respect my time and just have an auto button for CM, I hate just sitting there and waiting for the matching to finish
>>569705541Pretty based. When I drop the game because of how soulless the grinding is, I'll probably watch a playlist of this stuff to keep up.
>>569705648halp plsat least tell me what direction to go for my daily career
>>569705837The whole problem here is some people pretending Christmas means something offensive. You don't like Christmas, that's great, but why deny it for everybody else? If anything suck it up.You add this with the actual censorship of trainerXuma then you knows there's an agenda going on.>>569706572>they wan't the modern audienceI know that. And we know how this works out in the long run. I'm fully aware I'm part of the majority that thinks censoring the word Christmas is in bad taste
>>569706754i'm winning so yes
>>569706825maybe but that's a cute Taishin so at least you have that going for you
>Irish royalty
>>569706864The name's in Japanese for some reason.
>>569706864no>>569623565
>>569706279I'm glad we agree that Uma was not actually censored in any definition that requires censorship.
>>569706864
>>569706731yeah I'm a heckin 4chan chud, if you want a safe space why don't you go to reddit, twitter or discord, also lotta words out of nowhere, never claimed I wasn't a bigot, I don't hate other cultures I just hate indians (and china) in particular
>>569706864Jannies had a melty over the multiple uma threads and accidentally nuked it. Incidentally, our local avatarfag was exposed as being a schizo.>>569690960>>569691676
>>569706942That's just a retcon, Japs genuinely didn't know the Irish relationship with the concept of monarchy and just assumed European = kings.
>Nishino proccing every race during round 1 >fucking stops during the second roundDamn brat...
I hate TB
>>569707038what did she do to that poor man
>>569707018We went over this. It's censorship by the definition you provided. Sometimes it's fine to just step back and concede, which I believe you did already.
Only one king
>>569707187took all his vital energy
>>569707056Nta but I find Chinese culture fascinating which is why I like stuff like Journey to the West. Unfortunately China itself is a constantly tug of war between embracing their culture and trying to erase it.
I think you guys are all lovely
>>569706346>onee-chan powerI don't touch those parts, but she's not actually related to you so they instantly rule out the honorific of onee-chan, and once they have to change that much they might as well rewrite the line to something with a little flavor in a similar vein to how "onee-chan power" is a cute way to say she's a big-sisterly useful girl. Decent odds if they actually put more than that much time into it that management was looking at them to make it less focused on women in general to avoid sexism allegations over the allusion that women are better at or made for housework, which isn't controversial in Japanese but is very much so in many other cultures these days
>>569707169Literally just go pace and you'll get lucky pace for free
>>569707296don't call me black, nigger
>>569707327>miss out on front hints
>>569706634>if people can't understand that that's their problemIf people can't understand it, that's Cygame's problem because they want to print every last dollar they can, and people will spend more money on things they understand and relate to.
4 loses by a neck, not exaggerating. Almost lost the 5th one too.. by a neck..when will i stop putting myself through this infuriating pvp
>>569707318Your family is safe. Your coworkers won't see their families though.
Holy fuck, why are Americans so fragile?
>>569706732>offendedIt's a product trying to sell to the most people as possible, it doesn't have to be offensive, just something that signals the product might not be tailored for them.That said, maybe some of the 1,200,000,000 Hindus, or 2,000,000,000 Muslims, for starters. That's a big audience to leave out of your global game.
>still fucking yapping
>>569707460oh boy something someone will relate to, like someone deliberately obscuring aspects of the game as an attempt to erase it
>>569707623I can assure you that we don't give a shit about it
obsessed
>>569707745by umas
>>569707623>or 2,000,000,000 MuslimsThey just play Japanese games, if SEA is any indication
>>569705658i'll practice guts runs once i'm done with the new bobo and maru, i wish i had ayabe but other than the 15 RB i never tried her, her first event spooked me once and unless i'm mistaken it was pretty good>One option is to run a 4/2 guts/wit deck and using speed sparks, that way your chances of getting double and triple rainbows during summer rises significantly. And after you've capped guts, you just keep clicking guts for the speed and power overflow.thanks again, will keep that in mind
Onigiris? Golden Week? Yakisoba? Shrines? We don't have that in Kazakhstan. I'm feeling left out and I won't spend carats anymore.
>It's called Cancer cup because XOguri is the meta
>>569707612they care too much about shit through their short lives they genuinely spend half of their lives riding the dick of political figures which is weird to me
>>569707814hey, I might be SEA but I'm still christian, this is slander
2yo debuts in 5 minhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>569705232>>569705627If Creek ever gets a third alt, it should be a wedding alt.I'll make her dream come true.
>>569707915I finally had natto when I was in Japan. It did not taste like I expected.
>>569707905based
>>569706908>why deny it for everybody else?It really sounds like you people are going in circles to avoid the obvious. The majority of people on this planet are not Christian, many of them are religious zealots, and they want to sell the game to some of those people as well. They do it for your people too. One Thousand and One Nights tends to have all the Hindu and Islamic roots stripped out of it when those stories are marketed to your people. It sells better that way, the zealots don't want to "support non-MyReligious works". Don't forget there were protests, boycotts, and book burnings over things like Harry Potter of all things because they were anti-Christian, those crowds can't handle other cultures getting representation. People can mald and screech but there is not 1 argument in this entire long thread that counters the fact that Cygames wants money, and the way to get the most money is to piss off as few people as possible with things their culture finds scary and offensive.
>>569706754I already made it to Finals A
>>569707220Your lack of comprehension of the definition does not change the definition. Do you have your handler's phone number? They probably have a better way to express complex topics to you, I can give them the down-low so they can spoon-feed you better later tonight.
>>569706942why does she have a child if she is infertile
me on the right
>le holiday is... le bad!
>>569708320lying in 4chan?
>>569707859>i'll practice guts runs once i'm done with the new bobo and maru, i wish i had ayabe but other than the 15 RB i never tried her, her first event spooked me once and unless i'm mistaken it was pretty goodHuh? What are you even talking about? Her first event chain just gives +20 energy. The random events are fine too. The card itself is also stupid good, use it on all your guts decks even if you're not playing end closer.
>>569708320Cloning
Nice thread
You don't have to defend your employer's honor.
>>>/vm/2560970pussies
>>569708486My employer said we were family.
>>569708486But it's the most Japanese thing to do!
>>569708320Three goddesses fixed her when they ported the soul over
Forever Cute
>>569705648>>569706904You can try guts build on taishin and borrow bamboo Memory for vigor, though that's assuming you have your own CB for Daring Strike. You might want to try it anyway if you have the right welfare guts cards.
>>569708392YesWhat holiday are they celebrating?It's not (((Hannukah))) for sure
I fucking hate Valentine Bourbon.
the same people that censor christmas because its a religious holiday are jehovahs witnessesthink about it
Guys, I had a thought, why don't we appease the people that don't even speak our language properly?
>>569708669Forever bombed to hell
>>569708669>absew
>mud slimes ITT
>>569708809
>>569708762naruhodo
>>5697079597 means a repeat of Nanamaino Nama Ham
https://x.com/FOXSports/status/2063402911359492553nerf end closers NOW
>>569708164looking at the indonesians (majority of the vocal gacha sloppers) they clearly don't give a shit about christmas events in gacha games so all and all it does is piss off the christians for censoring it your business model is clearly deaf and retarded
dirty teeth
>>569708874Never
>>569708486You don't have to engage in vague personal attacks when you realize you lost the argument.
>>569708950sexsexMEGA SEX
>>569708874speaking of belmont
>>569708941>your business model is clearly deaf and retardedIt's always funny when randos with no clue how major companies work think they know better than them on how to be profitable.>all and all it does is piss off the christiansThe ones in this thread that are still playing the game but malding? Cygames hates their players, they are happy if they mald, they just want their money.
Umamusume?
>>569708950>"Feng Shui this, Rickey!">*unzips*>My balls are hit by a flame dragon
>>569708972Lovcen ran as a late surger in the Derby though
>>569708950windy-chan sugoi desho
>>569708874Not fluke alert. If only triple crown did not have such a tight schedule, we'll have another legend in making to watch for.Good shit on Cherie and Ortiz brothers as well, poor Irad.
The translators are doing a good job.
>>569709150>It's always funny when randos with no clue how major companies work think they know better than them on how to be profitable.Oh hello Ubisoft, funny to see you here.
B finals yet againI don't care anymore still get mad at it tho
Wait, Mile Maven is actually bugged? I thought you guys were gaslighting...
>>569709253Are big tits lucky?
>>569708972Do you have a recording of Nanamaino Nama Ham's debut race?
>my team of S+ have an easy time in round 1>steamrolled by 2+ UGs every single match in round 2let me go back
>>569708950>no reuploading
>>569709150yeah and where's the oh so muslims and hindus that you thought cygames wants to tap in?
>>569709274the anons in this thread will gaslight you into thinking true things just for fun
>>569708456oh, i don't know why i thought she had a crazy first event, sadly she never spooked me so my best guts cards are yeppers, ulala and whoever is best between pearl and air groove, i suppose pearl
>>569709150yeah lets pretend those fucking tons of layoffs these last years never happened
To the guy in mambo and in umadash:I SEE YOU IN THE /vm/ ROOMS STOP BETRAYING YOUR HOME BOARD
>>569708851white woman jumpscare
>>569709073so THIS is how I look when doing Daisca runs
>>569709389OUT THEMbut what are you doing there
>>569709389Make better posts.
>>569709389This thread is dogshit don't blame them for leaving.
>>569709265Thanks.
Yasuda Kinen when?
>>569709370Pearl is good because she has decent stats, uma stan event and you can kill her chain early to make room for your SSR event chains.
Umas are not for (You). They are for ME.
>>569709350Do you think Japanese people don't exist just because most of them are on 2ch and not 4chan. Does Peek-A-Boo still work on you.
>>569708997I'm not arguing with you because I don't respect you enough for that. You are incompetent.
>>569709495>アーモンドアイピース>not wearing glasses
>>569709389Where's the races for me to join here
>>569709389I ask gameplay questions there, and post porn and shitpost here, isn't that what people low-key want?
>>569709389Bro, If you guys knew how many people crosspost you guys would be shocked lol
Maruzensky is COOL
>>569709572A little over 2 hours I think?
>>569709438cutie jumpscare
>>569709645It's a pun. Look at her hand.>>569709642Concession accepted, thanks.
>>569709660nothing low-key about it
>>569709705>Adore forever young's design>won't be in global until fucking 2029
>>569697192Why is a Horse who raced during the late 80s and early 90s portrayed as a zoomer?
>>569709598commander shepperd didn't use horses in the games tho
>>569709828
>>569709652I'm going to do something really funny
>>569709705Do you think Maruzensky is happy that Vinyl Records are cool and hip?
>>569709848Had to give the personality to someone
>>569709848because it's funny and they wanted a brainrot gyaru
>>569709851who's his favorite uma?
>>569709660I will only accept if you post more of my paizuri slave
>>569709705but I thought rich nepo girls were mean and pompous
i didnt even parfait dope...i should be fine until gl
>>569709967Happy but confused
>>569710025Bro, obviously.
>>569709756yes Grass is very cute no matter where she was born. fully agree
>>569705541ok now post King Halo
>>569710080>getting maruzensky pregnantisn't that kind of dangerous? Her kids might have down syndrome or something getting pregnant at that age
>>569710080Perfection
>>569710189it's fine if a little irresponsible, she's still only 17
>>569709973
>>569709848The owners approved of it, if they didn't suggest it as a possibility in the first place.
>>569710189But also consider this: pregnant sex with Maruzensky
>>569708851Utter disgust
>>569710080Going on a weekend date with my wife (the kids are home alone)
>Have Mile S max speed power 1k wit end closer>Face Vbourbon, SummerMar and SeiSky every single round>Only win one roundI am mad at video games. The occasional tryhard bringing them? Sure.Every single match? Every single match I get two opponents that both spent carats on those meta horse girls, grinded out the Mile skills 15 times in a row?Fuck you game.
>>569710145hmphh....
>>569710041Yanko wouldnt be meanIf is then she isnt getting anymore donuts
>>569710142I want to fuck these umas.
What the fuck dude
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>>569709973>doto attacking an innocent wabbit
>>569710036no, we translate it as paizuri trainee bro, we've been over this.
>>569710302Now mention the name of the end closer
>>569710337ez win
>>569710360Suzuka is watermaxxing!!!
>>569710080Guys I know dubs are for faggots but holy fuck imagining english maruzensky saying may-may is kind of giving me a boner
>>569710301Send them to summer camp, just obviously without telling them the reason>you're going to camp>why>BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOM, ALRIGHT
>>569710416I actually lost by a head
>>569710328Even Creek?
>>569710337Those 7 failed fronts are easy snack for end closers to pump in time. You do have pump right?
>>569710360If a racer drinks a water competitively is it considered watersports?
>>569710506She can help I guess...
>>569710408She got me the one win.She's great, but I'm tired of the meta.
>>569710460>>569710301Maru mama...
>>569710337I had a 1 late 8-front lobby once. My Maru went from 5-6th to 1st thanks to Keen Eye
>>569710671>>569710671>>569710671
>>569710149Don't care, voice fits she just needs a better mic
>>569710545Nopers
>>569709848In JP she speaks heavily in a more time appropriate gyaru slang, but it's equally as incomprehensible and cringe worthy so zoomer speak is a good approximation
