Previous: >>569912786>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Satono Crown
BIWERS
>>569938778>spoilersurethat month we ranked below A was probably because I weren't able to play as much as usual
CAFE'S UMANKO WATEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
>>569939039Cute Journey
Retard f2p newfag here (who knows he is doomed but is trying anyway)I've almost got enough to get a rainbow crystal to uptie an SSR, so I want suggestions on what to swing for even if vaguely.
any 15 rooms or do I have to sleep more
>2 days ago I wanted to be succubus'd by Taiki Shuttle>yesterday I wanted to pin down Mambo and breed her>today I want Ebayan to amazon me so I get breededHELP FRENSIM TRYING TO NOT BE A GOONER BUT EVERY UMA DESTROYS ME WITH THEIR CHARMSWHY EBAYAN
Digitan LOVE
>>569939124An account reroll
>>569939004I still think we should kill some of the hyper obvious slacker, but I don't care enough to argue with the "leadership" or join discord, so whatever.
>>569939131I'm too lazy to host
This is the best deck I could come up with for cm15 front runners Wit Bourbon is a borrow, should the lat card be LB0 Bakushin guts or Yeppers wit? I've seen some onige users finding success with that so it's tempting
>>569939190You can't post that
>>569939190DELETE THISFUCK YOUUMAS ARE NOT FOR SEX
>>569939124Crystals can be used on future support cards. Make a decision after you roll on Tachyon+Light Hello.
>>569939190
>>569939237I don't care if they live or die, don't even think we would be able to fill those slots
>>569939027Water?
Biwa Bananahide
this is my daughterwife
>>569939124Admittedly, I don't use basically any of these cards, but you generally can't go wrong with Super Creek SSR.>>569939218Tsundere for newfags...
>>569939190meh, 4/10
>>569939190>outside
>>569939190my boyfriend marks me like this
>>569939256Do you have VBourbon? You can’t run Bourbon Wit on her so you can borrow something different.Show your cards.
In progress ishttps://jiggie.fun/PS8hpxhttps://jiggie.fun/PS8hpx
>>569939124save it and wait for tachyon/light hello
>>569939190shitty loli drawing, its missing something loli rice has
Why did they make OG fuku's unique so fucking bad?>you have to be blocked>it has to be late race or later>you have to be 3rd or aboveIs there any way to make this more reliable whatsoever? I was thinking of running her in CM15 as the third behind two fronts (Opera and Suzuka) but I just can't find a way to get her to be reliable.
>>569939520Jongers, they're making fun of us again!! AAAAAAAA
>>569939124DO not use your crystals yet. Save up your carats for the Light Hello and Tachyon banner. It's the next chance F2Ps or new players will get to comeback.
>>569939256>Wit Bourbon is a borrowGrimAim for A+ leagues
>>569939343>don't even think we would be able to fill those slotsAny 3 of us doing 1-2 more runs would easily fill their non-work, while we have free slots for making new fags join. All I'd ever ask for is people being active period, not dead for days on end, I'd never ask for any big "mil times X" thing
>>569939508You can actually, if you use the card dupe exploit enabled by the Sleipnir Stakes bug. But then you run the risk of account deletion
>>569939256>front runner>yeppers witwhy?
>>569939387H-Hmph! It’s not like I want them to have a strong foundation for their deck and have an easier time with the game or anything!
>>569939687The what now
canon size
I was on vacation, what happened to /umaJP/?
>>569939725time to take Pokke's first time
>>569939839they gave up on the game. too expensive
>>569939348Wota
>>569939725Pokkute>>569939839/ウマ娘/
Sex
>>569939490Who??
>>569939824Here comes your beloved
>>569939153Reply to me niggersWhy do I find Ebayan sexy as fuck
>>569937485>tired of playing a game?>just convert it into a chore where you log in and set up a bot to play the game you don't play anymoreFor what purpose? To unlock future characters the bot can play as? it's not the electricity and wear on my computer, let alone my time. Genuinely I don't understand this level of autism, why would someone that does not want to play the game spend their limited time on earth setting up a finicky bot to play the game?
>>569939725cute princess alert
>>569939839Someone post umajp's doxxgenesis
>>569939839maido got confused and deleted them several times when we had thread wars on our (global) side so they rebranded to ウマ娘
>>569939725>>569939972sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>569939256Do you have Nishino Power? Or if you have V. Bourbon and Kita you can use those Fronts and use an SR Wit card instead of borrowing Bourbon
omg hiiiiiiiiiii
agp mejiroposters are gangstalking me
>>569940073...sex?
>>569939670>All I'd ever ask for is people being activeyeah, makes sense
>>569940026sorry, nobody can explain, you're in fact the only person that finds her hot
>>569940164>>569939824my paizurislave
>>569940026Nobody here knows who your irrelevant character that isn't in the game this general is for is. Fuck off to the moon rune general or something faggot.>>569939839V was fucking over /uma/ and /umaJP/ at the same time and the jannies nuked tons of his posts including threads for both generals since he is the type of attention whore to rush to spam OPs. At that point the generals were in the jannies' sights, and when they noticed 2 /uma/ also has JP in the OP and topic someone decided the JP thread was redundant and starting nuking each attempt to remake it. The rebrand fixed that for now.
>>569940287Show her biceps.
>>569938785Im so sorry clubbros I quit Im on mobile with poor internet after the massive 7.8 earthquake. Game keeps connecting on my end
>>569940275I think she is cuteId feed her donuts
>>569939824I fuck kitachan's tits
Forever Young is just Seeking the Pearl with sunglasses
>>569940430nice which AI model made that video
>>569940275Her design is a mess for me. Gyaru but isn't. Hag but isn't. At most I can see her as only cute.
>>569938865Satono Cute
>>569940193Yeah, sex sex sex sex sex
>>569940026You want her to stack donuts on your dick>>569939879nope, never did, never will
>>569940430kwab
>>569940430pinoy 9/11...>>569940594yesterday morning in the philippines
>>569940593and without those lips
>>569940634Belno Sex
umapyoi
>>569940634Sex.
Please don't pist thought provoking images of Sweepy, I'm already weak...
gutsmaxxing is good if you know for sure that you'll have rivals in the same style right? like for Cancer since everyone is running THE HOG as pacer?
I made my retarded wife in Tomodachi Life poorly
Forever Young is just Mr CB but red
>just found a girl who makes uma youtube videosits amazing how much better I retain CM info when a female voice tells me
>>569940430Unironically wish for more Jollibee chain to crash. Fucking traitor of a chain.They can fuck off and stay on other countries since they prioritize that anyway.
>>569940758
>>569940828we need more burger umas
>>569940890did you marry her?
>>569940890You somehow made Helios look twice as annoying. Amazing job bwo 10/10
>>569940935Cygames FEARS the burgers.
I bet Sweepy grips like crazy
Is it just me or are there no good deals on pizza anymore
>>569940906Buy an ad
>>569940890lol what a loser
>>569940910Sweep is so cute.
>>569941023That's just the wei she is
>>569940978I don't have an OC and the player is not a character. >>569941023fr she do be pretty annoying, most of the miis don't even vibe with her
>>569939242don't think I'm getting any more in so I'll get up despite my body falling apart146192311461923114619231cm15
>>569940972I love that dorkmusume
>>5699392560 Speed growth?I'm planning on running Falco with Kita + lb2 pwr pasa, flower + wit marvey, fm and borrow wit bourbon
>>569941114I literally didnt say the channel name nor would I for that exact reason
>>569938785BIWAS!
>>569940910get more money
>>569941175>Walks up to a black woman and says "I dream of us eating bananas"Why is Nintendo like this?
>>569941267that channel? mine.
>>569941175>most of the miis are getting the Ruby experienceJust realizing that Ruby's annoyance with Helios is justified
>>569941460Rizz or harassment?
>>569941460Yeah she's even wearing a watermelon shirt, at least say watermelon.
>>569313560An update for youCar Accident (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Still In Love) is retiring after her 4YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 21 starts, she has won 16 times, including 14 G1s and 1 G3. Her final placement stat is 16-1-3-1. During her career she received the following awards: 2017 Best 2YO Filly (EU), 2018 Best 3YO Filly (EU), 2018 Best Sprinter (EU)
>>569940275>>569940650It is because she is a busty brunette right>>569940418>people posting Stay Gold and Daitaku Helios>this threadRetardNow post Ebayan
>>569941460everybody likes bananas it's the objectively best fruit
What is that drink?
>>569941538It depends on how attractive you are>>569941613Biwa get off my thread>>569941560kek didn't notice that one
>>569941613I prefer oranges though
why wasn't Sirius Symboli immediately disqualified for savagely assaulting two racers
>>569941671the fertility enhancer drink
>>569941107even the local places are more expensive now... i cant get my 20" pizza for under 20 bucks anymore...
>>569940650>donuts>pluralBro that's not happening...
>>569941596>Now post Ebayanhttps://files.catbox.moe/7qvw2u.jpg
Fast learner is overrated. Chain events won't show up.
unity moment
>>569941709This is how they see her
>>569941709She has the silly pass that's why
>>569941107yeah it sucks I just get pizza from costco now
>>569941835Insane good drawingTho her tits are big
>>569941938>>569941945
>>569941938>>569941945SillyGODS...
>>569941938>>569941945SillyBRAINED
>>569941938>>569941945Mating press
>>569941945Lower quality
>>569941938>>569941945*kneels*
make a new track how about you bake a new pizza
>>569941782sex
>>569941938>>569941945PUPPIES DIE this has got to stop its scaring me
>>569941596I get you obviously don't play this game, but Helios is a popular global character, and has been since Brand New Friends heavily included her, which was the 2nd story event.
>>569939652So far I've been able to get into A league everytime with early lead but apparently TTL is much more important this cm for some reason>>569939729By the time onige gasses out it should procIt's still a meme comp, I'm considering using Neicha or CB for the wit boost
>>569940929Kissing Belno on the lips
>>569941782THAT was the wind...
>>569941938>>569941945puppybros, we lost
Jong?
>>569940828>black american uma>plays dirty and is violentWhat did they mean by this...
>>569942093>So far I've been able to get into A league everytime with early lead but apparently TTL is much more important this cm for some reasonThe fuck do you mean "for some reason"?You're probably new to fronts:If you have the skill you beat those that don't have the skill.If you beat other fronts, you win.If there's no other fronts then you can do whatever because there's no good competition fighting you for the lead.
>>569942054vibi sexo
Since no one likes Maruzensky, I volunteer to settle down with her
MY MAYOR MUSLIMMY BAGELS JEWISHMY CHRISTIAN DIOR
>>569939725mating press
>>569942210Majsoul Friends Room 10047(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10047
Helios “Roku nana” voice line when
>>569942449
>>569941697We're going to settle this.>What is the BEST fruit?https://poal.me/acuen1>What is the SECOND BEST fruit?https://poal.me/f83ne
>>569942530Feng Shui is such a mysterious thing...
>>569942313I don't recall posting this but I'm glad I did.
>>569941714Uhhh
>>569942598post better art next time
>>569942449one more pls
>>5699424493/4 One morey
>>569941671mouthwash
>>569942554What the fuck is persimmon? I thought that was just an anime thing.
I managed to save Twin Turbo's bloodline
>>569942741Let’s gooooooo
mares for this feel?
>>569942727looks like an orange tomato, relatively dense and fibrous inside like a melon, nicely sweet without tartness
>>569942659cute mommy
>>569942727a very sweet fruit that grows on trees that looks kinda like a tomato.
>>569942781American blood coming in
>>569942789
>>569942684I would join but I imagine the game would end in few rounds where I'll keep getting ron'd and even double ron'd
>>569942313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQlPq4z2gBc&list=RDEQlPq4z2gBc&start_radio=1
>>569942835>>569942871I'm curious now, maybe I'll go buy one.
>>569942598I'm also glad that not a single soul likes her besides you, and you are me so that works out perfectly
>>569943043I've only got to eat persimmon few times but it's sweet.
>>569943043keep in mind they come in two types, soft which is like a tomato in texture and moisture and hard which is more like a melon like that other poster said.
>>569943043Oh and the other thing about them is that when they're overripe they tend to collapse into extreme sweetness and conveniently remain in that state for a while before turning rotten, which is nice
>>569941213damn ibuprofen does wondersstill open
>>569941107imagine the size of her umanko
>>569943270HAHYOU BE WHAT?YOU BE PROFEN???HE BE PROFEN GUYS
>>569943270Ibuprofen is the only reason I passed my PRT’s in the navy
>>569943380I love boys
>>569942882Grass is finally in touch with her american ancestors.
>>569943481
>>569943043remember to buy the right type
>>569943560Bathing my uma.
>>569943380She be profen? Huh? I don't get it.
:(
>>569943408>>569943750YOU BE PROFEN?YOU BE PROFEN ALL NIGHT
>>569939124>newfag>SSR Shakur alreadyI'm sorry
>>569941107Jets is alright if you get the 8-corner specials. 2 corners is a healthy serving so you get 4 servings for $21. But yeah it's not like it used to be
>Sirius Symboli irl story
>>569944004
>>569944049ice nature
>>569942983That's ok, if not talking about luck then there's people of all skill levels here. I've seen players that are just starting to learn. Right now is a great time to play, if the room is still going after this. I'm only doing 1 round for now at least so you can take my spot then.
>>569944109eigha
>>569943380>>569943750>>569943871I be proofin' myself, accoladesmaxxing, to rizz the huzz
what about sudoku rooms
I would never bother trying to get these trophies if Cygames didn't run Fuji Kiseki's event.
Can we play blackjack instead? I think that’d be fun
I think HeliosxPalmer is better than HeliosxRuby
If I want to fugg Jordan, should I start by buying baggy pants?
>>569938785Oh baby....look at that floof
>>569944538palmer...
>>569941213sweepy caught up to the angling front but not hog, intaresting996714899967148999671489
>>569944109>ice naturedozo
>>569944558You need to be tough in the streets but sweet in the sheets
>>569944686Looks like a precure uma
>>569944686wah
>>569944686Looks like Cirno
>>569944686She looks pretty chill, just hope she doesn't give me the cold shoulder
>>569941107Make it yourself, it's easy. Just make sure to let the dough rise overnight so the yeast has time to develop the pizza dough flavor. If you don't it'll taste like bland flour bread.
Ei ei ei ei ei ei ei ei ei ei ei ei ei ei, mun!
>>569944558Someone a little bad, eh? I'll have her know I stole ten bucks from my dad's wallet once
>>569944886Die
>>569942789Mayano Top Gun > Power Gap > Nishino Flower, Sweep Tosho, Biko Pegasus > Power Gap > The rest of the flatty chiddrens.
>>569944681oop
>>569944976
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Tell me your CM15 hogslaying strategy.http://poal.me/jsmkjshttp://poal.me/jsmkjshttp://poal.me/jsmkjs
>>569945041I had a friend visit for the weekend and he saw that I had /uma/ up on my PC when I brought him back from the airport and he made fun of me for it :(28 isn't too old to be here right...?
>>569944886
IIIIIIIIIIAM BEING RAAAAPPPPPEEEEDDDDDIN MAHJONGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>569945154You should be off 4chan by 26, as the Brian fully develops at 25
>>569945117Late gambling with my incredibly powerful daughter
>>569945350>Brian fully develops at 25Wait so she's going to get even curvier as she ages???
>>569944681>>569945019>still jobbed521944355219443552194435
>>569945350>the Brian
>>569945350>as the Brian fully develops at 25This is her at 16, fuck you mean she gets MORE developed
>>569945154Unc you should be mogging hard while touching grass, but instead you're hardly rizzing
>>569945350I can't believe Brian died at 25sai
>>569945350Imagine not being able to eat veggies before 25 lmao
>>569945458Brian will never do that
>>569945459sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>569945154I'm 30. Let's be old together. There's girls like Maruzensky, Ramonu and Daiichi Ruby for us uncs
rape status:
>>56994515428 is too young for /uma/, kiddo. This is an ojiisan general.
>>569945828Man, I haven't played Mahjong Soul in forever. I should get back into that.
>>569942449Wow that ippatsu tsumo, was huge cause of the kans haha. Done for now, have fun if you guys keep playing, gg!
>>569945828
>>569945117Running End XOguri, and a Front Dominator to mess up other Pace XOguri's
>>569945459she still lacks that milf aura umas get after giving birth
>>569945423Umama…
cm14 status?
>>569946117I will do poorly but I have accepted my fate
>>569945154brother, surely you have something going on in your life by 28, right? if you do, how do you have time for a gacha built around sucking your time every day? if you don't, why are you giving the most precious years of your adult life to a gacha like this of all things? you're going to be 60 and heavily crippled from doing nothing physically with no family, no support system, and not even any really good memories to reminisce about. When you're homeless in the streets, you're never going to think "man, grinding that extra few runs to clear that uma story event, now that was the good old days".
>>569946024>front dominatornani
>>569946117If I win, eh, whateverIf I lose I AM killing myself, though
>>569945423other hog victory..708103647081036470810364
>>569945828HOSHINO MY BELOVED
>Got demoted to class 5>Didn't qualify for group A finals>Extremely shit luck on the gachaI don't think I am enjoying this game anymore. Most f2p fags like me seem to have left and everyone I see are whales with full SSR decks. Maybe it's time to become a "secondary" again. I watched the original season 1 anime when it released and didn't play the JP version. I enjoyed umas more when I didn't play the game.
>>569945994if you're going to use my image at least keep the アーモンドアイピース title, the pun is the best part
frontfriends what's the counterplay for xog
>>569946324They give new accounts a spark worth of gemmies, just roll up an alt whenever you want to read a new career and go full secondary modeEasy life, no stress, no Cyjews
>>569946324Class 6 is totally attainable on a poorfag account, just look up Trackblazer TT guide on YouTube
>>569946282Finally got one despite the late hog start...>4 dominatorsdios mio...
>>569941709Is there any concrete record of Sirius Symboli attacking other horses?
>>569946324true f2p here, i've been on class 6 since MANT dropped and i'm still scoring 850~ with my week 1 MANT TT aces
>>569946472>what's the counterplay to "haha 6L go brrr"Either do the Bar Mitzvah or accept your (B) finals (b)ronze title.
>>569946524Cafe bike shorts is lewd
>>569946658LA HACHIMI
>>569945828BLUE ARCHIVE MENTIONED
>>569946324Obviously the solution is to pray to Shiraoki-sama for good luck in your trainee's races or to get into keiba
>>569946324You can blame being f2p for not winning CMs or not getting UG umas. But don't blame your monetary status for being a shitty toreina who can't even reach A finals and get demoted on a braindead modet another f2poor
>>569946652Where are you getting 6L from
>>569946472end xog is stronger than pace
>>569946324I'm an f2p and the only banner that I rolled for is the original Kitasan + Dia banner. I have made it to Group A every time with 7 plats. You're just shit at the game, has nothing to do with being an f2p.
>>569946529doms take 1 run to buildpace xoguri is piss easy to buildthrone releases on day 2, rebuilding pace xoguris will be easythis cm will be AIDS, sprint save me
>>569946492this. I see people shitting their pants over CM stress and dailies and shit, I just play the new careers and enough to read the new stories.
2 MORE CMS UNTIL MANT IS OVER
>>569946358Gomenasai, yeah I agree I just have anonymizer turned on by default.
>>569946836No it’s not, spurt is too weak
>>569946282other frontGAWD bringing nige suzuka for defeat the menace..605945516059455160594551
>>569946472Triple front. A&S+VC and guts maxx.
umamusumes existing pornographically
>>569946324If you dont bot for parent runs while being f2p you're retarded. Parent umas are the most important thing in this game.
>>569946836thanks anon that really helps me as a frontfag
>>569946214>brother, surely you have something going on in your life by 28, right?Yes, it was the weekend so I'm not working
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>>569946708Bilibili is what niconico could've been if the japs weren't so autisticly closed off, now Chinese brainrot is spreading not Japanese brainrot
>>569946992hot...
>>569946972>forto*
>>569946981>VCdoesn't work>guts maxxdoesn't work
dober's kneesocks are really erotic
>>569947000>If you dont bot for parent runs while being f2p you're retarded. It's really funny how people will genuinely convince themselves that creating chores and wasting electricity on having bots play video games for them is somehow even worth your time to set up.You are a slave to the game, not a player of it.
>>569946587I too am fully unpaying and I can't stay in class 6 anymore. I have no trouble staying in the 5-6 alternation though. My cards are okay and I don't bother with reading guides or anything so I could probably do a lot better if I really tried. But I do not care enough
>>569946214NTA, but if you can’t find satisfaction being alone, life is gonna suck.Being alone doesn’t have to be lonely
>>569946972does large nige paamaa work
>>569946992I want to get some washed up mob umas and have them do photo shoots at the pool
>>569947154but gutsmaxx always works...
>>569946324being f2p has nothing to do with your issues with the game bwo but yeah if its that hard on you just quit unironically you will be happier that way and can enjoy it again
>>569947000I’d bot if there was a working emulator for Uma
>>569946768I fucked up, it's actually 5.5L max
>>569946258If there's no proper fronts in the race, the bad front will pace down the Pace XOguri's. Then the Late Surgers and End Closers have a much better fighting chance.
>>569946972>>569947137Thank god I thought Umama was ESL
There's so many umas targeting only women: Ardan, Sirius, Shakur, Seiun, Fuji, Fenomeno, Curren etc.Is there any uma that targets only men?
>>569946992I love umamusume pornies...
>>569947503Kissing Fine Motion when she pouts
>>569947405Is this pace or end HOGuri
>>569947503
Yae
>HOGuri
Has anyone started training some Sprint umas? I almost have a team ready so I should be able to host rooms for them soon
>>569947560Pace>endoh, that one is actually 6.05
i don't like how common Ugs feel now, and they're no longer random runs with every skill purchased, they can be actual competent umas
>>569947434>bad fronts will pace down the pacerswait is this real? you can sabotage pacers by running shit fronts? wouldnt the pacers just activate a couple skills and overtake them...?
>>569946972suzuka exploded I think, so there was no super duper massive lead>sweep rushedmissed out on her win...854438028544380285443802>>569947236works but objectively worse than suzuka for kamekazi purposes
>>569947619She is one of them possessive onesWont let nobody take her trainer from er.
>>569947718Did you miss the whole G-rank front Urara during CM1/2
>>569947742Gonna hop off, thanks for the rooms, sorry for bringing in the Hog menace even though she only won one in the end...
I need new names for horses
>>569947627cry harder buhi
>>569947801it sounded extremely dumb so i thought it was a gaslight
Fillies?
HOW DO I COPE WITH ALL MY TRAINEES WANTING TO MUNCH RUG AIEEEEEEEEE I HATE IT
>>5699476826 lengths is overblown anyway since you're buying multiple skills for the unique to work. It's more like 1.5 lengths per heal and 1.5 lengths for the unique.Which is still good but not as OP as a 6 length unique
>>569947894retard
>>569947742I am so jealous of you getting Sweep from a daily....Lucky SOB
>>569947849Run end instead
haha but what if I train a front xog + runaway + dom..
>>569947865does it have to be two words or can it be something like>last in earth
>>569947748Possessiveness is a positiveDisciplined people showing your their spoiled side is peak gap moeClinginess is love that won't let go
ive been doing lots of fan runs the past few days to make sure my clubdacchis are happy :)
>>569947687brother it's a gacha game, power creep was obvious and inevitable, even without being able to see years into the future because of the other branches of the game.
>>569947865Desert Roseif possible sired by Bed Flowery
>>569948035she's so cute and innocent bros
Consider the following:
>>569947742massive length victory..380385103803851038038510>>569947849no worries, the data is valuable either way! thank you for joining>>569947981ermm I actually spent like, 8 or 12 multisgot good stuff out if tho
>>569948349Hot
>>569947865RototillerBest FruitGold City FeetReal InfantNever GatekeptJuvenile Phil
>>569948243which of these traits do you embody?
>>569948349YeahThey probably share their trainer
>>569948084It can be whatever you want. The only real limitation is that I need it to be at most 9 kana as that is the max length for a name the game allows (You don't need to bother checking but if the name is too long then I will just skip it. If you don't know how to translate the name into katakana then just ask AI or something)
>>569947619Sex with Yaeno Muteki
>>569947865Bread Shower
>>569948472>probablyyou train the both of them in helios's campaign
>>569948484This is one of the more important truths at which we have arrived in this thread
>>569948378>5Lits fucking over. I'm already dreading this next cm.
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (8/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>569948378>ermm I actually spent like, 8 or 12 multisOh my...Since when did you fall for the Sweepaganda?>got good stuff out if thoYour roster is STACKED enough already I saw you got Muteki fron a spook some time ago
>>569948573I was just bored, wanted new toys to play withand I'm still bricked until I get default spe
>>569948547Thats not what i meant.
>>569947037Can't, too busy playing another game
>>569948707Was gonna ask about thatPretty sure everyone should have their own Spe by now with all the free star pieces they've been giving out of herShe was even in the shops
>>569948707>until I get default speI picked her with my starter ticket back when the game launched...
>>569947865Nigger Nature
>>569948448Spoiled
>spend so long gooning today I get a hint for Eager and think it says Edgerim ngmi
>>569948472imagine the zoomer night battles
>>569948965yeah, getting spoiled by me
>>569948991Dia is inside
>>569948991sex with diaplush
>>569949071I am a man.
>>569948979>night battlego back to /alg/
>>569948378jezust, just barelyI will mald if I do have to use barcarole after allwould be better against the hogs, but then I lose the front warsunless I happen to get both golds from helios and pasamaybe I should do barcarole then..........good datayeah definitely actually973964529739645297396452LAST LAST LAST LAST>>569948818need about 30 more>>569948905giwtwm
>>569948991
>>569949263That’s a scary oguri considering that’s a f2poor deck
>>569949234nyo...
>>569949202and?
uoh fillies uoh juvenile fillies
>>569949381not really
Worry not, amigos, Teao will bring the Japan Cup home.
I was unable to make it to A finalsThis is the first time this has happened since I started participating in CMs back during the AkiTen CM whichever that one was.I thought my girls were good enough but I guess not. I am a failure of a torena.
>>569949640
>>569949263Tama is such a jobberrrrI need to update my teamI think ILL use Spe>need about 30 moreI seeDid you farm the pieces from when she was in that one event with the other Golden Gen members?As for me I'm 60 away from my own Red Nosed ReindeerSadly for the both of us we missed the actual Legend Races...
>>569949640teaobro btw
Gran and Zephyr sure are well endowed even if they're still just in Junior High
>>569949640the shitpost will be amazing
>>569949756is Ruby actually that stacked?
>>569949756Ruby...
Scholar's hat showed up 3 times in one parent run
>>569949234Dang...
inspiration should be a quick time event
>>569949856>B77>W53>H76
>>569949756Ruby wife a cute
>>569949234>appropriated kancolle meme
>>569949263im confused why do i keep seeing non late surgers run Wit Nature?
>>569949234
>>569943826
>>569949640>SEEKING THE PEARL in the pedigree
tomboy umas will be chansformed into mile/medium runners and experience forced tiarafication.
>>569950019This is a high schooler>>569949756While these two titty monsters are middle schoolers. Who in the world's praying for Ruby's downfall this bad?
>>569947718Remember when pace chasers kept going into pdm during the sprint CM? Same thing except you're doing it on purpose
>>569949263thank you for joining! very insightful matchesmoved my monitor closer...noticed I was leaning forwardPOSTURE CHECK>>569949381nahh they're all optimal, only missing a premium speed over windy>carnival star piecesyepperstrue, would've had her by now aiiieeeee. want to use her when I unlock her. maybe the cm after sprint>2000m dirtnvmWHENEVER THEN>>569950121it's just really good, no other wit card has the same output on par with fineeven though you can cap with bourbon and fine, you'll do so like 20% faster with natie, really valuable for the likes of kita who comes with ttl
>>569950297Chinpo windy is the best because of race bonus
>no dirt AFuck
>>569949234Back in my days YASEN used to be from a different game...
>>569950297forgot to quote >>569949718
>>569950179
>>569949640tokai TEAO!?
>>569950297>xog/double dom wonwas that the same guy's xog team every time? jesus
>>569950507i think im falling for the ruby propaganda...
>>569950525all the hogs that won were his except for one room iirc, kept swapping between an Ug and SS one
>>569950127based JP kanmusume folded 1000 timesalso filename kek
>>569950109>>569950127>>569950449Ojiisantachi...
>>569950297>2000m dirtANOTHER XOGURI CM WOOOOOOAhAt least I won't have to see that abominable Bourbon for onceI think Makueen has E DirtOpera and Doot tooI think I'll try out Muteki (also E Dirt)>>569950461It's okay brother
Spechud will finally be meta?
>>569950723gwo you're getting Falco + Rickey Fronts. You're gonna wish Bourbon was there. And Maru has D Dirt but will be dead anyway
>>569950869lollmao
>>569950507Ruby love
>>569950723Is the dirt CM still MANT era?
>>569951037ChevaXL
>>569950507Ruby would never be this straightforward
stop talking about the dirt cm i dont want to think about that hell even a second before im required to
We should talk about CM32
>>569951109first cm of gl 90% sure
>>569951109No Mant ends right after the Sprint CM
>>569950672The search for the perfect hog continues
>>569951109It's the first Grand Live CM so McQueen/Opera/Doot are finally usable
>>569950951
>>56995124530 to 50 feral hogs
>>569951125true
>>569951360
>>569949234Night Battles with my wife Kongou dess
>>569951109>DIRT KINO saves us from MANTFUARK
>>569951245it do be like thatgets a bit tiring training the same pair so I swap between pama and kita...even though they're trained the same minus miles
>>569951245how do you reliably get UGs...
>>569951497
>I can actually use my new NY Haru in the upcoming dort medium CMneat
>>569950869It took 5 years for Spe to be meta again in JP
For non fronts, what’s better, Uma Stan or groundwork?
>>569951694I used mine in the current one. She didn't do great though
>sudden ruby spam
>>569951672you use the best SSR in the game: your debit card
>>569951817
>>569951859but i saw his d*ck it wasnt even close to whale tier...
>>569951876>villain stalking her prey
>>569951109August 5, so Grand Live EraI'm pre-emptively giving up on that one>only native dirter uma I have is Urara>no Agnes>no Oguri, OG or otherwise>no FalcoI can't afford to pull Rickey or Falco alt, and Oguri's legend races will have just started so I won't have launch Oguri by then, either. It's either mutating VBourbon, SMaru, and Suzuka/Kitasan, which would be umahell, or cope my way into B finals with Taiki, Pasa, and Shichi. Fuck dirt CMs.
I keep doing this.I will never stop doing this. There's still like 7 days for the event and I'm not even going to roll them until it's over at this point.
>>569951817Fucking ruby in front of heliosThen fucking palmer in front of heliosThen fucking helios
where are my swimsuit alts? where is my fetish satisfaction in this game?
>>569951817Don't worry, we love Helios too
rape Maruzensky with my /uma/ bros
>>569952004did you try clicking stam
being raped by my /uma/ bros
>>569952016Helios does not have all that.
>>569952086I said ALTs, not one off training scenes!
I ruined my steak last night...
>>569952158she does now
>>569951672Run 40 races, use items to train between races, never rest.
when do umas get the swimsuit over pantyhose alts?
>>569952253and just restart the runs when the shop fucks you over?
>>569952356this rarely happens
So i haven't played in 8+ months and when i get back this is what i see.Is there anything i should know about "late" rerolls?
>>569952253How am I supposed to max wit? What’s your schedule?
>think I finally found a straight trainee>look inside>she gives hints for "Straight Descent"
Don't look at me like that...
>>569952456Reroll again in around 2 months when the next scenario comes out
Remove style pinks.
>>569952456might as well wait till the light/tachyon banner and do it then
>>569952456>KSB and FinemoYou should tough it out and use your crystals on KSB
>>569952638but how else will i chansform dober into a pacer?
>>569952196how..........?>preheat cast iron skillet to rocket hot>add tablespoon of neutral oil>add salted peppered steak just as oil is beginning to smoke>sear for 2-2.5 minutes>flip and sear for 1.5 minutes>add 1/2 tablespoon of butter, baste the steak for 30s-1m>remove and rest for 3 minutesperfect steak cooked rare, every fucking time.
>>569952747I'm literally grass
How would Helios react to torena marrying Ruby?
>>569952462With 3 wit cards maxing wit is no problem, when you have 0 energy you can sip a +20 and train wit with %25 fail chance and no consequences for failure.
>wanted to do a MANT run>suddenly remembered Fuji mode is on >I'm only 4 levels inthis game sucks I'm going to bed
>>569952703KSB is about to be outdated
>>569952867just run ura or unityi'm having fun actually
>>569952867*rapes you as you sleep*
>>569952391I don't see how it doesn't happen, the majority of the time I'm either cockblocked with energy and have to rest, no drinks/charms, or trainings are nonexistent and the turn is either racing again or wasted. Runs where I barely rest are super rare, not the other way around.
>>569952871Pasa speed isn't for a long time
>>569952867Maya would say this>doing Fuji in MANTno one does this
>>569950951>Dec 11Is she one of those rich girls?
>>569952979Agnes Speedyon
>>569952794You will be my wife
which uma's trainer is the densest?
gyame nyot fyun
>>569952993desuwa
>>569953049you are still going to use kitasan every timeand even pasa doesn't fully power creep her because running both kita + pasa means you can get both professor and check
>game
>>569953089Falco's trainer's density has industrial applications
>>569952981I did all of it in MANT, I need a good Seiun Sky parent, and fifty runs later I still don't have one. Every time I've hit power sparks in the past fifty runs it's been either a 1* or it's 2* with style pinks and no groundwork/pp/ddfucking hell this is awful
>>569953161Teio impregnation
>>569953089Urara's trainer
>>569952781It was a serious of problems. For one I used my grill instead of a skillet. But more importantly, I don't think my grill works well enough anymore because it wasn't getting hot enough so it seared it on the outside but really rare on the inside. I don't like rare, I won't eat anything below medium, so that doesn't help me. So I cut it into pieces in a metal pan with tinfoil to cook them in the toaster oven just to cook the insides a little more. That worked, but I had the temperature too high so it just reduced the whole thing into effectively hamburger meat.>inb4 can't you cookNo, no I can't. I can bake because baking is an exact science where everything must be precise in preparation, measurement and temperature or it can all go wrong, the second instructions get vague in cooking I will fail. And the reason I was cooking was because I'm having issues with the person who usually does cook.
>>569952951it's okay to rest, what you're not supposed to do is like use an energy item to get friendship up, only for rainbowsthat's only one example but I promise you at least 80% of runs are fine shop wise--it's truly only fucked if you have like 600 coins stockpiled
>>569952703So rerolling late doesn't give more than what i got right? Just more chance at trendy SSRs right?
>>569953089Smart Falcon's and it's not even close.Only torenasexual uma that straight up fucking loses.
What are good choices for Fuji Showtime URA runs that can also make decent cope grandparents maybe but possibly not because frequent losses from high levels will damage the parent
>>569953321Just use an air fryer
>>569953321>a seriousa series*, I meant
https://avbebe.com/archives/343939
>>569953235yeah if a MANT parent gives me a usable stat (speed, power, stamina) and the pink i want in any amount i just consider it good. i dont know how people can stand to parent farm this mode.
>>569953023Whenever trainer asks digitan this she gives him raw umapyoi later
>>569953081oh will I now? what makes you think that nonny~
>>569953457the magic words
BULLY RICE SHOWERBOO RICE SHOWERINSULT RICE SHOWERHATE RICE SHOWER
>>569953438My trainee bounces like that.
>>569952975what did she mean by this
>>569953235What exactly is a good Seiun parent? Would you need four such Seiun parents? One for each distance?
>>569953329oh okay that makes a lot more senseI have done that thing (chugged a +20 drink classic year when 5 supports were on guts and I hadn't gotten any BBQs so I wasn't going to have friendship bonds ready for summer), but I just accepted it was going to be a lowroll anyway.
Stego cute.
>>569953360Oguri, Maru, and El Presidente (Rudolf)
>>569953537t
>>569953349>>569953201how does that even happenis that why we needed to get her six trillion fans
how is Jordan so cute and pretty?
>>569953537Bully sex with Rice ShowerBooing Rice Shower during sexInsulting Rice Shower during sexHatesex with Rice Shower
>>569953727girls are cuter when theyre retarded
>>569953387Look I know it was a cheap cut and people say for something like a chuck that nothing you do can really salvage it...but it's still better if it actually tastes like a steak, which mine didn't.
>>569953321I used to bake, but cooking was a lot more consistent, and after ruining an angel food cake doing (as far as I could tell) exactly the same thing again, I rage-quit and haven't baked in 20 years. If you have a meat thermometer, I'd use that, medium steak is about 135-140 degrees F, iirc. Your grill will still work, but it will take longer to reach the internal temp you like, and you might not get the perfect crust (I assume it's a gas grill). Doing it on the skillet is more controllable, but it makes a mess.
>>569953321Baking is way harder (imo), bwo. You just got unlucky like a MANT run, you'll get it next time. Do more cooking runs.
>>569953632for me it's her son
>>569951876Laisu!
How did your day 3 and day 4 go? Did you get into A finals?
>>569953089Gold City's trainer is really denseSo is Falco's, but it's been ages since I've had her so I don't remember well
>>569953625that's another thing too! like I've had totally doomed summers where I could only race and it ended up fine in the end so don't get gaslit about summers NEEDING to be perfect. it's optimal ofc but it's not an insta reset like many anons make it out to be
>>569953867>like a MANT runcooking doesn't have RNG though
>>569953971torena needs rape correction
>>569952747>one whole week trapped with a white woman
Which uma's trainer is 100% on board with getting together romantically with their uma?
>>569954032Fire, atmosphere, ingredient quality, and equipment rng
The umas are too mentally ill and aggressive; I'm gonna shoot my shot with Tazuna instead.
>>569954001shichi's trainer is at least sometimes being oblivious on purpose to ragebait her
>>569953360I had great success running Seiun Sky. Used Barcarole as an inherit, skipped Niigata Stakes Junior Year because FUCK THAT RACE, ran 3spd/Creek/1wit/borrowed Falco. I usually ended up 1100+/600/1100//500/600+. Missing epithets was comparatively rare.
>>569954032this nigga cooks with a chemistry set at hand instead of doing everything by feel
>>569954276That's nice. Is Curren standing behind her or something?
>>569954185Stego cute.
>>569954276Wheres Curren though
>>569954028Still propaganda is working as intended
>>569953971
>>569954272Cooking for Still
I don't get how you run 40 races. You run OP races too? You run in summer too?
>mfw he inserts himself into me while I'm laying on the side doing a career and he starts plapping until I moan like a bitch and take his load like a good boy
>>569954320>>569954348stop asking for Curren
>>569954392I very much like that image, same goes for the full version
>>569953439you're probably right, but I really, really need power parents, and by some evil fucking twist of fate all my MANT parents are stamina/speed. I just need a fucking 8* power, holy shit I need it bad. So I will keep pulling the lever. And if it also managed to give me groundwork well then shit.
>>569954276Yeah that's cool. But Curren though!
>>569954431Uma.guide has a pretty good agenda preset
>>569953463left at the altar...SAD
>>569954028Wife
>>569954404
>>569945828niggers will ask for their mahjong room to fill up just to hit some fat ass Zengoku Rance against unsuspecting newfags>>569947865Nice try but I don't want to get (You)'d 6 weeks from now over the name I gave you. Epithet Farmer
>>569953463I hadn't thought that far ahead..
569952468first time I laughed at something that schizo(?) wroteam I cooked chat? think im cooked..
>>569954431>You run OP races too?only for medium + long umas>You run in summer too?yes or do plenty of 3 races in a row given enough cupcakes
>>569953049You run 3 speed cards in GL
>>5699535792* power, ideally 2* medium, and groundwork, is what I'm looking forI don't have a single 3* power MANT parent, and it fucking sucks.
>>569954437>boy
>>569954448But Curren is the cutest. #CuteCurren is always trending.
Global release anniversary in 15 days desu... can't we do something special /here/?
>>5699496401st - 2000m Turf, Monterrey. 8th gatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwDr95LGOw41st - 2400m Turf, Valparaiso (Chile Derby). 16th gatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmVE9aV60ns&t=320s
>>569953336i think you get like 100 more free pulls than at launch, but it's not a hugely meaningful amount. the benefit is that you can time it around a specific banner and just reroll accounts until you get the desired SSR to 3+ LB. that other anon is correct that KSB is probably better than tachyon, but not at a single LB. you're going to have to spend a years worth of rainbow crystals leveling it before it gets to that point.you can always just play with that current account, when the light/tachyon banner rolls around reroll on another account and just decide to continue playing with whichever one you feel is better.
>>569954502stop pouting so much! grrr>>569954519hmmmmmm, I suppose that's okay. I do like spontaneous men
>>569954221this made me laugh, I like this interpretation, makes me think Shichi's trainer is secretly based, not just an earnest simpwhat's an example of him ragebaiting her, do you think?
>>569954272But baking IS effectively just chemistry
Pamper Rice ShowerCheer Rice ShowerPraise Rice ShowerLove Rice Shower
>>569954431something like this (38) but add Champions Cup in early dec to get 40
>>569954480>32~34 racesThis wasn't helpful>>569954557I can't seem to fit 40 races without trying 4 races in a row and get -30 stats or sacrificing an entire summer
Umas that thirstpost and talk about wanting to rape their trainers on anonymous imageboards?
>>569954872Cafe
>>569954506CUTE
Ugh... no umas would do that. You've been reading too much smut on AO3.
>>569954862remember ts climax is 3 races toosometimes I do 5 at the end of the year, so if you try racing again in early jan it will say do you want to race 6 times in a rowmore gamblery but you're only risking a -30 but you get to do 5 races instead of 4
I want this, but with my uma
no one likes you R*ckey
>>569941270BIG BIWAS
>>569955032Wanna reenact some of those scenes?
New danchou is outdoing what I could have ever beenI didn't deserve to be danchud
>>569954742pouting is what girls do, I'm just teasing you. I'm sure a country girl like yourself can meet the man of her dreams
shut up uggo scammer
>>569954872Cafe, Shakur, and probably TaishinCafe uses the uma equivalent of /x/, obviously.
>>569954853>>569955116I'm starting to comprehend thisVery well, I'll do some runs and see how it goes. Thanks anons
but enough about you
Hehe look Zephyr, I’m pickle Rickey
>>569955204autis/uma/ dancho... you'll always be known as Allen's bitch from now on
>>569954742what a coincidence.. i like cute, refined girls like you
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11548627
ryan love
>>569955148i want to give her a big banana
>>569955190Imagine saying this to Dober-sensei of all umas as a joke
>>569955328Cafe angstposts on crystal cafe
Hello. I wish to fuck Matikanefukukitaru. I wish to fuck Matikanefukukitaru. Non-stop. Just load after laod inside of her. I wish to fuck Matikanefukukitaru and raise a large family with her. Just nonstop fucking and child raising with Matikanefukukitaru. Thank you for your time.
>>569955339good stuff anon, best of luck!>>569955429I do this
>>569955439Holy based big banana giver
>>569955432Did you know that the track conditions for CM15 match how it was when Mejiro Ryan won the '91 Takarazuka KinenI'm gonna field her on that CM because of it
>>569955339nta but be aware that it's a highroll strat. When it works, it's very nice, but when it doesn't, you will go from Great to Awful mood in the blink of an eye, go -30 stats (which always seem to be in speed/stam/power), and get Skin Condition which double procs immediately. You will, if you persevere, get some very strong umas, but you will also brick runs doing it. Just to make you aware it's by no means a safe strategy.
7 and I food prep 0 and I actually do my chores Surprise doubles and I jack off to Umas
>>569955535don't post mcqueen when you say things like that it makes me think of her doing it to me
>>569955605yeppers, shes gonna win me a cm final. i can feel it in my bones
>>569955339-30 stats is not the end of the world because you're still getting stats from the races and possibly scrolls as wellit's all gambling in the end, but chances are in your favor as long as you have mood up items at hand (you don't even need to cure the skin debuff during climax because you can't get mood downs from that event there)
>>569955432everyone is saying this
>>569955634You got 4, now what
>>569955584she deserves the bestand maybe a big sausage for her sister
>>569955462no that's 100% Shakur or Taishin (probably Shakur, Taishin is probably calling other umas niggers on /v/), Cafe is busy posting about tulpa uma-rape with other uma schizos
>>569955717I dunno, shitpost I guess
Imagine being Mejiro Ryan of all people. Everyone else in your family started as a 3 star, but you are the only Mejiro so pathetic that you started as a 1 star.
>>569955672>Pushing your uma through the highlight of her career while she's all fucked up with hives and rashes all over her body>on purposewhat has this scenario done to us.. to how we think of our relationship with our trainees
>>569955429Curren you little cocksucker
>>569955429day 3 of not yanking it and you tempt me with this succubusyou practically forced me to click on it. DEMON!
>>569955684Not when she's wearing those clothes
>>569955328>>569955798Taishin being tsundere....is cute
https://poal.me/1pvh9rhttps://poal.me/1pvh9rhttps://poal.me/1pvh9rhttps://poal.me/1pvh9r
>>569955620>>569955672I understand it's a gamble, but I'm tired to have my "high roll" umas be S+ or barely SS so I still willing to try for a better result umas. Thanks for warnings
>>569955429people will draw the most sexless porn imaginable and ask for 50 dollars a month on fanbox. Where's the texture here? The sweat, the drool, the pre, wet pussy?Where are the noises, the movement? God, they didnt even think to write any dialouge. This is the porn equivalent of boiled chicken and steamed rice. This is 7UP. This is a man being squeamish about his sexuality. This has less horny energy than wildlife photography.
>>569955236...what if you are that man>>569955403awww stop it you! I'm nothing speciaaal
>>569955915What you want her to strut around naked?
>>569955848Just means she’s easiest to five star buddy. Ryan isn’t my top five Uma, but even she deserves some love
>>569956014Rickey more like yucky
>>569955796She definitely deserves the biggest bananas, thats very kind of you>and maybe a big sausage for her sisterThat would be nice too
I'm gonna overflow on enery if I don't do a run before reset but I already used my borrows
>>569955657she would definitely gobble on it like a good girl...nothing wrong about having such thoughts! desuwa>>569955932>no option to vote for myselfhmph...
>>569955980Anon here is kinda right. That Curren image is not enticing and appears clinical and boring. Which fits very well with Curren Chan actually!
>>569955980>boiled chicken and steamed riceSoothing and easy to digest?
>GoGoGoal! says when passing on final corner or later>corner==0?????????????????????
>>569956167whore, not slut
>>569955991I'm white and in my 30s sry fair maiden.
>>569956157>5 mant runs in a dayGet a life bwo
>>569956024Ryan is not my oshi either but she somehow ended in my top 3 rating-wise. She's strong at the very least.
>>569956214remake it then
>>569956239I only finished 2 runs tho...
>>569956014rickey more like wifey
>>569956167don't say desuwa either or i'll mistake you for her and call you a good girl
>>569956014Let's goooooooo Rickeeey
Buena's mom has got it going on.
>>569956329hmmm, nyo
>>569948795Well, I made lots of progress in NES Star Trek. Maybe it's time to check in for the second time today with this horse game that is so demanding of me? Ehh, I'll probably just read some manga instead
Waow
>>569956024I enjoy her ult on all my actual favorites so I personally tolerate the donkey
>>569956305I'm the Torena.
>>569956231>I'm white and in my 30s>white>30s...............................perfect
>>569956206Sex with Mejiro Ryan would be the most romantic lovey dovey and sweaty sex imaginable. Ryan would be gently fucked in missionary while she has her tail wrapped around your waist. This is done while you can grope her well defined muscles that’s underneath a thin layer of fat that can only really be appreciated on a woman. Ryan sex would be supple and soft, until she actually grows bolder and pushes you back into a cowgirl position, her hands pushing your wrists down while she blushes heavily while riding you. Ryan would be super embarrassed yet ignore it because she wants to feel more of you and will either grope your body or force herself to (sloppily) kiss you.ProbablyOr messy offpako with Shakur behind a rock
>>569956408fuck offwe hate G*ntildonna
>>569956517licking that belly
>>569955932Neither are whores. Autis/uma/ was built to be an /Uma/Club feeder club anyway so their Danchou didn't betray anyone, he just went home since the club didn't need him anymore
>>569956539this is true btw, i know
>>569955328>>569955928Taishin is not what I'd call tsundere, she just tends to be exhausted by her overly enthusiastic best friend because she's low energy, and because her torena loves to tease her for being a grumpy gus
>>569956576I wonder who's behind this post
>>569956539I agree with and endorse every word of this.
>>569956305see how erotic fuku looks there compared to the curren bj earlier? fuku wants the torecock, a good artist draws that comotion
>>569956387would totally not want that...........desu wa~
>>569956614>im not a whore i if just went back to fuck my ex
>>569956643…the Ryan stuff or the Shakur quicky?
>>569956614>Autis/uma/ was built to be an /Uma/Club feeder clubtheres no fuckin way we have minor/major league differentiation between clubs
>>569949640VAMOS TEAO TRAETE LA COPA A CHILE
>>569956732Every word means every word.
>>569956576
>>569956517hold up that's not the reaction I was expecting. I know next to nothing about glorious nippon and the ways of the nadeshiko.
>>569956614Now that's just a straight up lie...
>>569956206This is my teamIt belongs to me
>>569949640>chilean horse has the potential to win the Japan cup >it’s called Teao
>>569956678mejiro posters are succubibut mcqueen is my favorite and you are pretty cute so maybe it's okay to try it just once...
>>569956856Ok fine, Curren is a whore. You don't have to be mean about it
fusus are just ponyshit btw
we need a tier list of /uma/ clubs
Can you all stop being gay
>>569957101
>>569956972and he's even got pearl in his pedigree
>>569957149Not until I get to fuck Fuku.
you have alerted the fusu
>>569957149jealous it's not directed at you?
>>569956831every true japanese maiden want themselves a cute, mature white guy~ so I'm only following in their footsteps
I want to kiss Narita Taishin vigorously
>>569957149>gayboy mad other asses are being pounded during the orgyngmi desuwa
I could beat most of you in a fist fight
Why is Gentil a snooty dog
>>569957227how warm are fusus, can you fuck them?
BEHOLD! LA CREATURA!
>>569957261You can beat me with your fists as much as you want
>>569957261you wanna fist me? why?
>>569957206The fact we dont have a miko fuku alt or something is a crime
footsu
>>569957493how to ask Sundayman for his blessing for my wedding with Cafe
>>569956981o-oh!!!! i-is that so...ahem...I can tell you have good taste! fitting for someone who wish to stand beside a mejiro such as myself desu wa~
>>569957570he already gave you his blessing ahead of time
>>569957240I'm too masculine and hairy to be cute but 2 out of 3 ain't bad. at least I know you're not just into me for the green card.
>>569957570Silly anon-you’re marrying cafe AND sunday
>>569957149not until you give me the sex you owe me
>>569957717As long as it comes with doubling spooning when sleeping that's fine
>>569957628idk about standing beside you i was more thinking about getting on top of you after you spend some time between my legs
none of you are actually gay
>>569957917True but how else will we complain and generate drama by ourselves
>>569957840You get doubled team by cafe and sunday during hot springs, so yeah you’ll get the double spooning
>>569957917i'm bisexual, but that still means gay
>>569957689cute comes in many different forms...and I find your replies to be so
I figured it out. Part of Inarin's appeal, besides the obvious shortstack and wrapped tits, is that her fox miko hand gesture is very reminiscent of a handjob gesture. Think about it, she's always doing that with her hand, she could switch from fox to jerkoff motion and back and even if anyone called her out on it she could just act all concerned for them, ask if they're getting enough sleep, gaslight them into thinking they're a pervert not her.
Can I get in on whatever is going on here?
>>569958064No
>>569958064I want my head to be trapped between Machan's thighs.
>>569958052she does the motion in game? I havent seen a single screen of it
Behold, the Overlord TM Opera O!
>>569958190>TM Ugg O
>>569958110I'll cry.
>>569958052nobody says this
MORE LIKE TEMU OPERA !
>>569958026We've come a long way from you threatening to kill me then. but I guess that's always an open option in the future considering you'll be close
>>569958052I think her appeal is that she is nice and has a lot of energy, idk what you are on aboutt. inarifag
>>569957869pinning me down like a good boy are you~? very direct...but I suppose it makes sense after having drenched your entire thing with my saliva
>>569953456TUN TUN TUN SE HA DETECTADO UN MALDITO LARPER
>>569957879oyakodon
>>569958336
boys with big breasts
>>569958064Only if you post Machan's boobs
Taiki Sex
>slop tranny
>>569958240having pity sex with Rulership so she doesn't start crying
Should I got sleep, /uma/? decide for me
>>569958413Daiwa is Ichiban
>>569958287we really have, haven't we?mhm, I'll always be close...
>>569958593Yes.
>>569958593do a fan run first
>>569958414is this what a lady should do desuwa
>>569958593No
>>569958593*kisses you goodnight*Sleep nonny.
>>569958415Cuteseki
>>569958364it's your fault i got so worked up, good girls take responsibility for their actions no matter how rough the result isit's good motivation not to do it again
>>569958240I'll insert eggs in her bokumanko
>>569958759ADORABLE ryan
Ayabe thread mayhaps?
>>569958759Ryans glutes arent nearly toned enough
If I want to train Kita as an ace for Cancer Cup and also a parent for my other fronts who do I train as a parent for Kita?
>>569958863>>569958863>>569958863
>>569958772do forgive me then if I happen to repeat my mistakes, perhaps multiple times even
>>569958861seiun and bourbon/opera o?
>>569958916That won't be necessary. You've seen Gold Ship around?
>>569958626Too bad it's so easy for me to hide as an anon. it's been fun though
>>569958880Curren HATE
>>569956202The passing has to happen on the final corner or later. The actual bonus is applied in the straight.
>>569958916maybe you're in need of more correction and personal instruction than i thought...
>>569958938I'll try Bobo since I didn't get nyopera
>>569958916>>569959130what the fuck is wrong with you peoplestop fucking erping already
>>569953632STEGO CUTE
>>569956465Curves Journey
