Lunch Break Edition>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/714529243732640268>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>569897660
Ivy chest ouuhghhh
>>570015702>no cheesewhat the fuck i cant jerk off to this
>still no british heroWhat's the lore?
I love victor
>>570016878>no British heroisn't paradox Bri-ish
>>570016878bebop
Silver needs buffs
>>570016954>rich people who steal artefacts for museumsoh my days
>>570016954>black>obsessed with stealing cultural artifactsby george i think you've got it!
>>570013552>im an anarchist thats why I support big govok retard
>>570017585You can be an anarchist with a big federal government.it's almost like you're buckbroken by decades of built up capitalist propaganda or something.
Graves nude mod when
>no vegetable hero
Sex with Venator
>>570018170massaging his sore shoulders after the ritual..............
>no hindu hero
>>570015702Last thread
>>570017750ok retard
>>570018334it's hard to include a street shitter without censoring fecal matter
I need Celeste to bounce on my ding dong crazy style
>>570014065He's a deconstruction of what an anarchist is. He doesn't use ideologies and what have you as an excuse to break the law; the dialogue for Doorman taunting him implies he doesn't have an allegiance to his own beliefs. He just virtue-signals to keep stirring the political pot and breaking shit. He's a version of a virtue signaler who fakes it and takes things to the extreme. Well, he may actually be a brutally honest critique of an anarchist depending on your perspective. When he meets someone who's truly driven in their their political agendas and outraged (Vindicta), he immediately chickens out and tries to change topics.My favorite interaction in this game has to be where Wraith (a seasoned, ruthless criminal) tries to connect with Billy (the amateur crime-dabbler) on... Literally anything, and Billy is immediately offended by her friendly attempts at connection, or at least acts like it.I love Billy's character so much man.
>>570018485I accept your concession
>>570018336>Full Ivy ass
>>570016954Pretty sure she's Scottish
>>570018665ok retard
>>570019047I wont turn down free concessions like these
lash is the most overpowered hero in the game and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
0 threads since someone cried about counterspell: the character
>>570018639why couldnt he be like a 1920s anarchist/socialist something out of conrad
>>570018336lotta good ones in this>literally silver victor urn game>rank ult play win>dont keep shiv
>kill an overextending wraith trying to snatch the buff>passive aggressive crying in all chat about it?? im playing the game bro
Actual website btw
>>570019693Because he isn't supposed to be a real, real anarchist. You know how people will go on riots to just break shit or for fun, but don't actually know anything about anarchism philosophically? That's kind of what Billy is; he's smarter than he lets on, but it's never really shown how much he knows regarding anarchist ideology, he's just shown to act like a big asshole towards everyone; accusing them of having some abstract, ulterior motive for their individual behaviors and backgrounds.
>>570015702Why is there no morbidly obese character yet?
luv me wivy simple as
>>570020412Gimme ya build. My Ivy skills suck
>>570020331
>>570020536278787You max stun, then ult, then kudzu and then tether last. You're looking to have your nova up by the time first urn comes. You want heroic aura up by the time the second urn fight comes. These items are very valuable on urn fights. The meta revolves around these. You're looking for picks with your hex + stun any time the urn is not up. Save your kudzu to drop on where they try to run away to cut them off. When you get your web you want to open with kudzu because you'll actually be able to get good damage out of it at that point and it leads into root. Delay your Trophy if the lanes passive as fuck but still take Sprint Boots. Pick up Healing Rite as early as you need it. Don't just L-R. Same with Aura, take it before duration if you can actually push walkers early. Feel free to replace rescue beam if something else is obvious and calls for it. Knockdown into fliers, channeled ults. Silence Wave is just all around great in team fights.Sell HSB the second you need a slot. It's great value on Ivy (equivalent to landing 10 bullets instantly, but falls the fuck off outside of lane)
>vindicta 0/10 at 15 minutesITS AFK TIME BAYBEEEEEEEE
>>570021047>*Rubs big belly*
>>570021565Also just a general laning tip, try tether every time you kill healing creeps. It amps that heal. You have low CD stoneform so chuck one of those for your team mate if you're not immediately gonna need it. Can also just passively sustain with stoneform whenever you're not about to fight. Use it a lot.
Why does warden look like a cop when he isn't one?
>>570021995He's autistic and his autism is for police uniforms.
>>570016629You're unnecessarily inflating CS skills and doing the opposite with deadlock skills. You dismiss "being more efficient than your opponent" as a trivial thing that you can't pour thousands of hours into. Meanwhile you see a google doccy that says "don't dry peek ramp when you're up numbers suka nahui" and thinking it's a skill that takes 3000 games to master. I guess it does because your average CStard makes that specific mistake all the time.
Well???
>>570022301if she gets ignored for 30 minutes straight she unironically shreds with ricochet proccing CDR on crackshot multiple times. But carries should come online sooner than that.
>>570021047>dynamo gets into the goo
>>570021047[slow motion] AUUUUGHHH MY TUMMY IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE
>>5700223013You carry Holliday games by buying duration, buying Curse, and hiding behind corners abusing 3rd person camera. You're still quite team dependent for most of the game.
>>5700223011 and thats being generous
>>570022301lowkey holliday should be support but right now shes just kind of ass
>>570018639kino design honestly>>570019693This wouldn've been cool too but I like what we got other than the late 60s/early 70s look he has with a jacket and tee shirt
>>570023381Nah truth seers know holiday is a movement frontline, her jump stomp is close range and so is the lasso
>>570022301I put 5 on every hero regardless of the question except for Silver
>>5700223013 perfectly mediocre and you're better of being anyone else if you wanted to play pos1.
just won against an e6 pro player friends with saiah and 3000 more hours played than me ama
>>570023681Your votes get thrown out if you do that
>>570020194He's smart enough to realize that "anarchist ideology" is an oxymoron so he does whatever he wants instead.
>>570023781What tier would you put Silver in
>>570023781Were you the Viscous
>>570023632frontline? does her hp scale well? i can see the vision for something similar to celeste where you get in get out and maybe secure a pick with lasso ala paradox swap but i also never see hollidays, much less a holliday that can do anything
>>570022294Fuck that post is unironically pissing me off with how retarded it is. I think it's also because it reminds me of all the other times I've seen CStards mystifying and exaggerating how deep CS is.>you don't understand bro there's so many little things like keep right to not bump into your teammates at spawn it's so deep broStop huffing your own farts retard. It's not really that deep. At least not deep enough to easily dismiss equivalent things in Deadlock.
>>570023781in street brawl*also how do you get these colors + frame is it a clique circlejerk thing
>>570024042>is it a clique circlejerk thingmight've just answered your own question there, anon
>>570023984There comes a point where you have to just ask yourself if you're not just better off going echo bomb and raping entire teams with alt swaps. Feels like the same thing but better.
>>570023632her stomp is only relevant during laning and for a short while after her 4.8k spike. It does negligible damageholliday players know she's highly flexible and can be configured to do anything depending on comp. If she hasn't won the game by 30 then she can be ultbot, crackshot carry, or spirit bomber.
>>570024167just wasn't sure thx>>570023910huh?
>>570023781Is that you IRL, can you cosplay as NUDE GRAVES
>>570024514yes why>>570023910oh it was a streamer
>no you don't understand me seeing the enemy's unspent souls going up, icons disappearing off the map and them not being on any lane in real time and extrapolating exactly where they are on the map isn't the equivalent of using an ESP. it's just QOL bro!
>>570023984Frontline just refers to the positioning, the damage is deffered by smchoovement
>>570024754on a scale of 1 to 10 how autistic would you say you are
>>570015702we forgot to add https://deadlock-api.com/ to the OP!it should probably go here:>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)>https://statlocker.gg/>https://tracklock.gg/>https://deadlock-api.com/don't know or care about order but I think it's a better website than the other 2 if you want general data instead of player specific data
>>570025192post your hand first
>>570024774you can already know where people are on the map just by watching the jungle camps disappearing from the map
Why the fuck would you ever pick paige or ivy when rem exists? The only other support i can see work is kelvin for coordinated urn/mid brools but thats it
>>570025336I'm at work, but uhhh sure??
>>570025662grossmaybe a 6 or 7
Spirit mo krill is funhttps://files.catbox.moe/hjy3ew.mp4
some of my threads have views on the private forums!
>>570025726wait is that the 1-10 score for how autistic you are or for the hand?
>>570025547Yeah but my point is that you can specifically pinpoint where they are and exactly which camps they're farming based on their money spiking by certain amounts. It's cheating.
>>570025868how is this any different than tracking the enemy's jungle CS and/ or jungle pet in league?
>>570025865how autistic i amyour hand is a 1
I'm panicking. Urn is killing the game.
>>570025768>brawl with a bunch of enhanced and legendaries
>>570026125well I mean there's only one hand there so that makes sense
>>570025594Ivy drops a 4s undispellable silence/slow, fuck huge slow AOEs that also root, and she has the best stun in the game all while pumping out massive DPS/sustain to her carry. Paige is a victim hero who only shines in being an annoying cunt in lane with her god tier trading for a few minutes and then gets perpetually run down in every fight after that.
>>570026175theres gonna be a huge spike once new champs and mode drops brother just hold on
>>570026395>champs
>>570026395New champs?The era of 6 heros dropped at a time is overWe are already in the "one champ every one or two years" phase
>>570026175Stop it! You're scaring Yoshi!
>>570026038Is the game giving you this information? No. A mod is giving you information that isn't normally visible. Here's dota 2's UI. Imagine if using mods you could track things like roshan and cooldowns. That would be cheating. External advantages not intended by the developers are cheats. Ban mods and start trialing cosmetics in the game. It's not worth having funny models if it also enables people to just cheat.
>>570026224pale skin with gross long dark hair is disgusting
>>570026651dafuq u mean?? we just had six heroes drop and then six heroes before that drop back to back with each other. what changed?
>>570026651One or two heroes was the way. They've set a precedent of dropping 6 heroes every 6 months now. What makes you think it's over?
>>570026682>Is the game giving you this information? No.yes because you can track the camps without mods you retard
>>570026637sorry, the new occultists
I want a hero that has special interactions with the juke closets.
>>570026773That was the era of new heros. That era is now over.We are going to get reworks to NPC's and some remodels to vyper and gray talon etc.Then the game will release, and post-release content will rarely drop an entirely new hero. Like once every 1-2 years.
>>570025547You don't know who cleared it. QoL maphacks let you know exactly who did.
>>570026886Do you have any business calling people retards when you lack basic reading comprehension?If I see Wraith's networth go up by 250, then 500, then 750 in real time. I can extrapolate that the camp that just disappeared is where Wraith is farming exactly. I can tell this in real time and know where to pick her off now. I don't have to guess whether it's Haze or not. I know it's Wraith. Having access to this sort of information and being able to pin point the locations of specific heroes like that in real time which would otherwise be impossible is cheating. Mods need to be banned.
they got 6 heroesboho, trapper, slork, raven, the boss and uhhhhhhhhh rutger
>>570026737Well I hope you'd never wanna taste a hand? You don't seem too adjusted there. I wouldn't wanna taste your hand even if it had makeup on it and tanning lotion to hide all of its visual fallacies
>>570027278it looks gross, loser
>>570027239>0 prooves of any of these heroes existing outside leftover traces in the game files of a bygone era
>>570027239Yoshi here, we changed Rutger to Ratger. It's a combination of Rat King and Rutger. Thank you.
>>570027435you can tell this isnt yoshi because thats actually a really fucking cool idea
>>570027435Give us what we want Eggboy
>>570024042https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2792536431?t=2h28m14sneurodivergent supremacyneurodivergent supremacyneurodivergent supremacy
>>570027363Well it does have a wonderful personality, if just a little bit on the chunkier side of thingsI do wash my hands at least 3 times a day, so it can't be that gross looking? It doesn't look dirty to me
Asking for a professional opinionWas this winnable?For context Apollo died 2 times in mid, came to my lane, died 3 times there and went back to his lane in the span of 8 minutesOnly humans on my team were me and Ivy
>>570027894>fileaverage American
>IceFrog, numbers are dropping. Make Midboss have comeback mechanics>Yes, my lord. @Grok, make the most dogshit patch imaginable. Schedule it to release just before our 3 month vacation
>>570026175I don't even think its the Urn that is the problem its the meta characters right now who are the most unskilled and boring garbage to go against. Although yes they do also happen to be extremely good at Urn fights, but they are cancer nonetheless
>>570028060Every game is winnable.
>>570026682Where did you get a screenshot me tp'ing mid?
>>570027894>"im just having fun">seething over street shitter gamethis dude just fucking sucks
>>570028060>>Asking for a professional opinion>"calling all professional deadlockers, calling all professional deadlockers"
>>570027894>jeet broolDON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>570028257>he plays normalszero reason to play normals if you already hit e6
>>570028168use a better website.
>>570028060>Was this winnable?Yes. Clearly you should've built a Divine Rapier and carried your retards. You suck.
>>570028168Somehow I hate Kelvin the most here.
>no british hero>no chinese champion>no european operator>no canadian warcriminal>no aussie zealanders>three (3) strong black american girlbossescan they kill whoever's in charge of character design?
>>570028370sometimes theres a specific build i wanna play
>>570028393I mean the top 5 didn't even change but fine my bad
>>570028436there is no way that guy can be worse than the summoning hitler, even if I also do share some hatred for kelvin
>>570028060>bot mmryes, it's winnable. stop buying support items that enable retards to do nothing.
I love haze because she can feed 9 times in lane phase and get farmed anyway because at least one person on your team will feed her
>>570028490>yes i want to waste 45 minutes of my time and get bad teammates just so i can try le spirit snatch vypercringe as FUCK!!!!
>>570028370I don't enjoy how imbalanced the item RNG can be. Like enemy mirage gets some shit like toxic bullets EE first round and I'm walking around with extra charge improved spirit. Go to reroll and it's more shit items. I get it's supposed to be randomised builds but it's nuts some guys get best in slot and you can randomly get complete dog shit and just lose based on that.
>>570028834lower elo is also a damn buffet for her with how many camps/boxes/sinners get ignored
>>570028393what sites this
>>570028834doesn't haze have one of the most counterbuyable kits in the game? if you get higher in rank I'm sure you'll find a few hazes walking around with cursed relic, but most of the time I just indom + juggernaut + metal skin and watch as her ult does fuckall before I twist her head 90 degrees
>>570016878>Accent>Posh>Swashbuckling swordsmanHes the closest we've got Though I do wonder if there's a reason he has the accent. Does Apollo know that England is a place on earth where they have the same accent?
>>570026175That's what you get for nerfing Shiv you rats
>>570028879look at vegas' items in that link >>570027894
>>570028864yeah man its a video game
>>570028060Yes but you should have pivot to gun paige
>>570029067you can buy all three of those items and it wont matter because your team wont
>>570016878Oh wait, does Calico count?
>>570028864hmmmm. you want to play as abramsbut you deny yourself your very own destiny
>>570028393>posts a worse siteWhat did xer mean by this
>>570028452>no european operatorVenator is literally part of the European OSIC equivalent
>>570029373one of my least played heroes he's gay
>>570029278it's incredibly easy though just to type"hey get metal skin + indomitable/juggernaut or the haze will absolutely kill us all with ultspam"the actual gamble though will be if your teammates are not bots and listen, and 19 times out of 20 they surprisingly do unless you're playing with initiates or some shit
>>570029563N... No... I thought...I thought Abrams was straight...
>>570029563abrams x venator drinking buddy j/o sesh....
Veil walker is a fun item
Like, why do we get punished for trying to stop the enemy from invading our jungle? Is Valve fucking retarded? No such fucking thing as home field advantage to them.
Do you use RMB when shooting as Bebop?
>>570030640i never shoot as bebop, only bomb and melee
>>570030640sometimes, usually just in lane.
bebop players are so stupid
>>570030740>Abusing parry cheatsFucking disgusting.
>>570030835>
>>570030835That's literally unique interaction nobody else has in the game
>>570030835You don't say?
>>570030879stop launching heavy punches when parry is off cd?
>>570030835>>570031038wait i wasnt referring to the above poster i just had two games in a row with horrid bebops
>>570030096Sir, your zipline?
>>570028168The problem is that the game boils down to who has more top 5 pick-or-bans, and the matchmaking system seems to prioritize putting all five on one team. Victor is so overpowered that he can feed 20 kills and then come back and 1v6 your team even if he sucks.The answer is they need to have the game put whoever the top 5 are in a restricted category where they're not allowed to be on the same team.
gently slapping silver's puffy cookie and watching it jiggle
>>570031007lowkey i think lash would be a fun softdom
>>570031229>queues F tier heroes>complains about having F tier heroes on her team
Silver needs and deserves huge buffs, she's so weak...
Imagine if they drop Deadlock open beta at chink TI
>yamato grapple t2 gives you 40 spirit power for 6s on a 18s cooldown ability>power slash t5 gives it a flat 150 damage which is the equivilent of around 80 spirit power given it's base scaling, and also improves it's scaling so you're doing even more damage, and is an 8s cooldown so you can use it twice for every 1 grappleand yet almost every top build for this character gets the 40 spirit buff and THEN maxes power slash, when it's less damage and t3 power slash is 1 entire boon (800 souls) ahead of 2 grapple 2slash, make it make sense
>>570031504The great confluence and Dota/Deadlock crossover event is comingHoodwink is coming
>>570031504last thing deadlock needs is chinese playersthey will kill this game by complaining about shit non stop
>>570031504do the chinese even play dota anymoreor is it an unc game like it is in america
>>570031270cookies dont jiggle, did she forget to cook it?
>Report people for using parry cheats>This happensI think I'm just done with this game at this point. FUCK PARRIES.
>>570023781Did it feel liberating to have finally cracked your egg? What was the transition process like, sister?
>>570029439Actually I think they're more like the Baxter Society
>"Their Kelvin does like twice the amount of damage I can do!"yeah no shit, he literally has twice your soul count.GET ME OUT OF SEEKER HELL!!!!!
>>570032074Same thing kept happening to me when I mained Billy, I report their steam profiles too.
>>570032074deserved for being a redditsecondary
>>570032219Don't worry that happens in asc too
>>570031504>Are we just going to believe anyone at this point?
>>570032219something about the 3rd person perspective makes people think they can beast mode and 1v1 the nigga who is 10k souls ahead
>>570032608Will high elo ranks ever beat the shithigh allegations? Goddayumn
>apollo cant riposte walker foot slams anymorele sigh
>>570032219sega does this
Buff graves gun dps and autoaim range already.
>>570032074same thing is in dota. you have limited reports and the more you waste them with fake reports the less you get and the less weight they have.
>>570032890>report someone for yelling NIGGER in the mic and spamming in chat>they don't get banned>your report does nothing>you get a report restrictionIf you do managed to get banned in this game I will be honestly surprised
>>570032804desu walkers need to be less of a joke so i get it
>>570033108just don't file false reports based on your emotions, loser.my dota good goy points feed is filled with successful feedback actions every time I play it.
>>570030069Yeah. I've reached the point where I substitute more sensible green spike T3s with Veil Walker. Especially characters that need Fortitude for the sustain. Swapping it for Fortitude is the easiest thing in the world.
>>570031660/ournigga/ ABL maxes out power slash before 2 in his build.
>>570031397I'm queuing McGinnis, Seven and Graves. It doesn't matter which one I get if Victor is on the other team because he's that overpowered.
>>570031660>>570034104Seeker-kun...
I remember when Victor couldn't go Refresher because he was that reliant on items to become tanky/do damage to people and structures and to be sure that he doesn't just blows up by a single ability. Then this nigger Yoshi decided to buff both his damage AND survivability as well as making his ult level up more obnoxious so now this cancer can just build whatever he wants then Refresher to become a walking tumor in your base.
>>570031105nevermind the second game wasnt finished and he completely redeemed himself i take it back the first one? no the second guy? he's cool
>>570032074SILLY BILLY!
im gonna do itim gonna play shiv without ever touching m2
>>570032705this whats wrong with people?>hmm im literally 10k behind should i farm walker waves and jungles? no THIS time I WILL beat the haze>brools on blue and lets yellow walker explode
>>570032608>>570032219won't worry that happens in eternus too
why is 66% of the roster black
>>570018170>>570018331Calm down Mina!
>>570035143?
What are all the leaks since the Old Gods updates?I think I read the old vampire guy was fake, but has there been anything else? Because it's the only one I've seen.
>>570035143i have calico, haze, and infernus all modded to be white so
>>570035289Valve booted all of the leakers from test servers
>>570035272shiv is basically a black. idk why hes white/asian
>>570032074>>570032230Nice, two more furfags sent packing.
>>570026175March patch should be reverted and the new characters nuked into the ground.
>>570035394I'm glad the attention whores got their comeuppance then, it is what it is.
>>570035427t. parry script cheater
>This is what Japanese women look like according to Valve
>>570035514>picked communion wafers over chips>still gave him a beer instead of wine to go with the communion foods memegood art atleast
>>570035289reduced the size of the alpha server. these fucking losers got in a pissing contest and were exposing sources.
>still no aboriginal inclusivity
>>570035417
>>570035967>what is venator>what is apollo>what is GT>what is paradox>what is kelvin
one of my favorite forum users finally woke up!
Conflicted feelings:Uncle Dane is a faggot and leaked the 'lock for the wrong reasons BUT it allowed us to play the beautiful mess that was 2024-early 2025 Deadlock.
>>570036398this a /dlg/ lolcow or did you find him in the wild?
>>570036158>old infernus portraitsovl
>>570036549I randomly found him just browsing the forums. he has really funny crashouts.
we have you now
>>570036747>bebop playeryeah fair that would likely be the state of me too if I spammed bebop in his current state.
>>570036398hey wait i played with this person
>>570026175Maybe they should just... remove it? Midboss already decides the entire game, there's no need to have urn.
Are people banning haze? I get more games on doorman without high priority queue
>>570036839>Honestly Bebop has no viable builds in general, he can't confirm melee hits and he has no way to bait them either. You can build whatever you want on him it really won't matter since you'll always be dependent on your team to get kills.
>>570032804>Riposte enemy>Fly toward him>Somehow fly through him, end up like 30 feet behind him, underneath the enemy walker Yoshi if you're gonna change the ability you could at least make sure it fucking works
>>570036963people ban whatever the fuck its totally random sometimes random ass people like vyper or calico is banned
>>570026175>yosh uses the alpha to test shit>everyone leavesmakes sense, insofar I find all iterations so far worse than dunking iteration. KotH isn't that bad but it kind of is boring forcing a fight in the lane and is shallow compared to dunk urn iteration.
>>570037135i get banning vyper, laning against her as certain characters sucks
>>570036901was he as shitty as I expect him to be?
>>570028168It's a combination of the urn being a boring objective, all the meta characters being broken beyond belief, and everyone else feeling like shit to play.The balance and design philosophy used in Dota 2 where they just arbitrarily buff a small handful of characters into being broken beyond belief does NOT work and never will work.
>>570036525There's a non-0% chance that Uncle Dane leaking the game actually allowed it to survive. 2024 was right after the Neon Prime rework and Valve employees work on whatever they want, so if the few people working on it had lost interested Deadlock would've joined the numerous number of canned Valve projects.In others words, it's possible Uncle Dane saved Deadlock.
>>570032074This is the end result of playing Billy and having to deal with the atrocious melee and parry system
>>570032074Never ever use light melees, they are to risky.
>>570035514If they removed Graves, Victor, Celeste, Doorman, and Mina, the game would improve instantly.
>>570032074embrace m1 carry billy
how do billy retards actually complain about parries when your light melee is so fast it's literally unreactable and you just have to guess parry before he swings, and if you guess wrong billy gets to land multiple heavies + associated big blasted buff. when he can already spam bashdown stacks to proc melee items/blasted anyway
>>570038835because players who play a low-skill button mash hero generally are unintellgent. see: silver and graves players
>>570038835>so fast it's literally unreactableParry scripts are faster.>billy gets to land multiple heaviesJust jump away.Just dash away.Just use a movement ability to get away.How are you this bad at the game?
>>570038734>Using "QOL" cheats
>>570032218Is there any evidence Baxter society is European? The only founding member we know is Grey Talon. And the current leader is Shiv. They seem based in America but do have an international prescenes and lodgesThey're more like freemason monster hunters
oh no i got heavy meleed whatever will i do with my multiple items that are good + reduce melee damage noooo dont melee damage me while I hold m1 in your direction/press one button to nuke your hp nooo dontdo that
Why does most of the game just act as smoke and mirrors, when the only thing that matters is snowballing?
>>570039119it would suck if billy had some sort of chain to pull you back to him but the devs probably aren't stupid enough to put uncoutnerable abilities into this game
>>570038835>>and if you guess wrong billy gets to land multiple heavies + associated big blasted buffOr you can just jump and the heavy melees will miss...
Is there something about Victor that makes him be played by the biggest subhuman crybabies ever? I swear, I've never met a Victor player that wasn't a total faggot or a rager or both.>>570039119>Try to get away from Billy>Uses one of his three stacks of Bashdown to interrupt your dashI see.
>>570039439>the devs probably aren't stupid enough to put uncoutnerable abilities into this gameYamato hook says hello
>>570039565you can dispel it
it's like you losers don't even play the game.>>570039439>Counterspell>>570039565>Dispel Magic
>>570039439Literally just walk around a corner or chest high object, how are you this bad oh wait you seem to think Billy is good you're probably seeker or something.
>>570031141Yeah? What about em? You seem to be implying something so say it
>>570039692coutnerspell is a meme item only the top 5% can use it well so it may not even exist for the vast majority of players
>we're complaining about billy nowlmao this general gets more and more unskilled each day
>>570039630>>570039692Yamato hook has charges. Holy shit imagine actually downplaying that fucking gook.
>>570039863>only the top 5% of players can parry clearly telegraphed heavy punches or abilitieslol
>>570039753Billy is one of the most powerful characters right now, and straight up the most powerful of the "tanks".I don't give a shit about night shift, he consistently has a high winrate in all ranks.
>>570039912>the hook is uncounterable>here's how you counter it>erm if it has charges though its uncounterablenope you said it was uncounterable it has one charge base that's counterable dont move the goalposts now
>>570031075I swear, when I play drifter, sometimes enemies just take no damage when I'm that close and deal extra to me. Bebop would have just magically lived for no reason.
>have Victor, Graves, Seven and Mcniggis who kills you just by walking foward and have 0 counterplay>but let's complain about a character who relies on melees to not be useless that you can parry once and kill himIf you faggots really dislike Billy that much there's a 800 soul item that counters him very easily
Why do people never talk about the fact that Shiv is dogshit?
>>570039912>let me just stand in melee of the melee hero and cry about them using their abilities>woe is me I can't do anything elseguys matchmaking is broken I'm stuck at Initiate 2 after 250 games.
>>570039929you know that billy/lash can just wait to pull you right
>>570039868a few days ago half of the thread was complaining about fucking venator. it's over
>>570040256>billy can wait to pull youYeah he kind of has to you fucking retard the duration is always the same holy shit you're retarded
>>570040220he's awful but for some reason everyone goes "n-no he's actually super duper duper uber broken thats why his winrate across all ranks is so high and thats why in nightshift he does at most above average but trust me he's broken
>>570039526The average victor is about 5 ranks higher than they should be so they have trouble comprehending why things happen and this makes them angry
>>570039792Zip is the home advantage, you can rotate to them faster
>>570040472it's always>he's busted in eternus!like as if the majority of the playerbase is in eternus
>>570039526Did you really expect the "walk forward and do stuff just by existing" character would have actual rational people playing him lol?
>>570038835>>light melee is so fast it's literally unreactableWait a minute, are you saying you can react to light melees? The ones who are instant for every character in the game? Billy's light melees are only different because he doesn't slow down while performing them, but they aren't faster
>>570040762Lol. Yeah right. You see a fight on your side and by the time you grab onto the zip to slowly go there, the entire enemy team has appeared not from their zipline and your teammate is dead. Some good home advantage right there.
>>570041018I've seen several retards claim that Billy has faster than average light melees in here
Ever since I started buying warp stone and stam mastery on shiv i've been enjoying him a lot more than spamming m2 behind me
>>570041297warp stone is one of the best items in the game so underrated
I made a bunny appear once in the hideout but idk how
>>570041484shoot ball in teleport thrice
>>570040220>>570040472>>570040843The people you see saying Shiv is OP are rape victims from when Shiv was actually giga broken overpowered. They have rape PTSD and can't let go.
>>570041297buy burst fire on shiv and see how funny shotgun sliding is
>>570041562Ah thanks just the tip I needed to rank up faster
what do you do when its like 20mins without getting an enemy walker and not having item slots left? Do you just not sell your items for the next? Do you sell and buy the new item and rebuy when you get the walker?Or do I buy Upgrades instead of new items ?
>girl on paige in team>holding an egg for 40 minutes>buys refresher>does nothing and dies
>>570036525>>570037685I still wish a painful death upon him for ruining TF2 discourse, same applies to other e-celebs the tranny playerbase worships.
>just updated
>Lady Geist and Rem laneName more cancerous duo
>>570043010haze infernus
>>570043010anyone and paige
>>570043010bebop vindicta>hook>stake
>>570043010Vindicta talon maxing fly moves when you're playing a close range hero
omg the game updated
>new patchMore doorman nerfs no doubt
>>570041018>>570041236they ARE very slightly faster, you can take a stopwatch and see how long it takes to land 3 as billy vs anyone else if you don't wanna believe it - but i've done exactly thatit was why before they adjusted how much of the blasted effects he gets from lights it was literally better to light melee neutral camps then heavy because you got more benefit then a heavy gets you in the same timeframe
no new notes so its nothing
>>570043356So they have a quicker recovery, that doesn't mean they land faster
not even a metro update
>>570043356Doesn't mean you can react to the other light melees in the game
>>570043010rem victor
I highly doubt that everyone in this thread is actually eternus 6 like they all claim
>>570043185>>570043010We just got fucked so hard idk. Hag just bombs you for 1/3 of your hp on minute 5
>>570043010silver rem
>>570043618im probably high eternus but im kept in seeker because i soloq so my teammates drag me down
>>570043010There is nothing worse than Talon/Vindicta
>>570043010Any heals+heals, basically forces you to lose first waves then force you to healbane
>>570043010Graves and Silver
>new patch>no silver buffs???
yoshi doesnt even bother to make patch notes anymore he just looks at you like this
>>570035417he's chinese and looks just like his chink voice actor
>>570043618Sorry buddy you're the only person in /dlg/ that isn't eternus 6. Put in some more hours and maybe you'll get there.
>>570043618im e6 in game knowledge because i watch a lot of streamers
>>570040220He's obnoxious to play against, like most of the cast, but he isn't played as much in this meta since the only thing that matters is dropping 10 AoE fields on top of the urn
>losing game>manage to get a couple of kills>do mid boss>comeback incoming>teammate calls to run the urn>lose the fight for urn and lose the game immediatelyJust delete this piece of shit "comeback" mechanic
>>570040472This community has convinced itself that winrate simply does not matter.
So, what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?
>he's real
>>570046535dey call meh da raper
>cannot afk in queue>if you are even tabbed out for like a minute or two while in queue you are prompted to stop being afk or get out of the fucking queue>get in game>someone needs to pause because they aren't ready to play the fucking gameevery time
>>570046701I hope this hero never makes it in it's so Redditcore
>reached archon 1>immediately drop emissary Vlike every day idk what i have to do better ;_;
>>570044721i thought he was supposed to be a japanes Banchō delinquent
>>570047394hes a double immigrant
>>570046701MORE FURRY HEROESWE NEED 2 FURRIES EVERY BATCHTHE FURRY AGENDA MUST BE MAINTAINED
>>570037135People banning Sinclair just tells me they ban at random.
>>5700467011: 'Cash Grab', a projectile he shoots out, slowing the enemy and causing souls to be dropped on the floor, that can be picked up after a short time, in the path of the hero while slowed.2: Switch with the rat (basically Calico 3)3: Put your teammate in the bag (kinda like Rem sleep but inverted - can take them with you)4: Deploy a field of spikes, reused from Thumper (vid below)His kit sounds interesting won't lie, am more in favour of these kind of utility heroes.
>Love a characters look>Love a characters abilities>Hate their gunWho do you think of? for me its paradox
>have to adhd my way through several things for half an hour before I can work up the courage to queue >mostly win>try to just spam queue >lose lose lose lose losewhat's wrong with me unironically
>>570047959>destroy a victor as sinclair>next match hes on my team and sinclair is bannedhmm suspicious
>>570036525>>570042662his tf2 servers are full of demonic autistic trannies that circlejerk eachother while closet hacking and nothing has been done about them in years
MM IS FUCKING ABYSMAL RIGHT NOW. HOW DID IT GET SO MUCH WORSE IN SUCH A GLARING WAY? I dropped so far from Phantom 6 down to like Oracle 3 because of fucking legit -300 IQ teammates. Its fucking insane. Let alone team composition insanity.
>>570036525>>570042662>>570048617
>>570048090Warden for me, I can't put my finger on what part however
>>570048775this isn't even schizo. you can go hang out on the EU servers for a week and find out.
>>570048090lash, but i dislike the burst fire guns in general
>>570047959the only hero that actually makes sense to ban is yamato or dynamo. literally anti fun auto win mid type characters. faggot shit.
>>570048090graves, i love summon characters but her autoaim vaccum hand feels fucking awful and braindead
>>570049027unc is still playing for mid in the big june 2026 :skull:
>RankpostingNobody cares. Go cry on the Steam forum about how the game is wrong about you not being good at it.
>>570048739sounds like you were overrated if you can't server admin matches that are 9 tiers below your peak.
>>570037135Bans are sometimes randomized or targeted, the players' selected bans are a suggestion at best
Mr.Faggot
How do I counter Gun Paige
>>570049325just hook him? lol
>>570043010geist doorman
>>570049341paige is really strong in lane (even spirit) but falls off mid/late. just gank her alongside someone else. disarming hex is good too
character bans need to take them off your team too. every enemy wraith is just 16/2 but every wrath I get has a sworn a path of nonviolence and will literally do nothing except poorly shove waves and do boxes
As a Kelvin player, I genuinely cum whenever I beam someone and it becomes clear that they are going to die, and just watch them lose hope
Found in today's update:Pause System Overhaul-Unpause Network Timers Added: (m_fUnpauseRawTime / m_fUnpauseCurTime) — There is now a dedicated countdown before the game actually resumes.-Camera Lock During Pause: A new hidden modifier, CCitadel_Modifier_PauseUnPause, tracks the player's view angle at the exact moment the game is paused (m_qPauseStartAngle). Allows camera to be locked during pause or pause countdown.
>>570048739can you link your statlocker so i can see how bad your teammates were? you got really unlucky with the teammates :( ive been having good luck with my teammates and climbed from oracle to eternus 2 in a month. i just got lucky and now im permenently climbing because i have eternus teammates. the mm is really broken even smurfs cant climb because they get bad teammates and are stuck in the drenches permanently
>>570050564>Camera Lock During PauseNoticed this
did they fuck something up with today's patch? every time seven ults it rapes the lobby's framerate
pretty sure this guy just posts all of his matches and cries that a team won the game lol!
>>570050771haha vindicta pause abusers get fucked
>>570050564>Unpause Network Timers Added: (m_fUnpauseRawTime / m_fUnpauseCurTime) — There is now a dedicated countdown before the game actually resumes.what does this mean?>Camera Lock During Pause: A new hidden modifier, CCitadel_Modifier_PauseUnPause, tracks the player's view angle at the exact moment the game is paused (m_qPauseStartAngle). Allows camera to be locked during pause or pause countdown.I guess you can't pre-aim out of pause anymore.
>>570049341high base gun damage but terrible scaling. just outfarm her and past 15mins she'll lose to any other gun unless you're the most dogshit player ever
>infinite low priority
>>570042090anons help plz
>>570049175seekergawd I...
>>570049041Just wait till you hear how the summons work
>>570051607run at a walker until it dies?make a better build that doesn't cap out at 20k souls?
>>570050907this is how all the anons in this thread who cry about matchmaking or urn and yoshi look like to me. Everytime you wanna blame the game for you being shit just imagine that you look to someone like barlakopofai looks to you
>>570051607you go kill the walker
>>570048739After the MM update I went from Phantom 5 to Archon 5 back up to Phantom 5 again over the course of a monthAlpha game. No refunds.
niggas either burning out their hardware by not purchasing a large enough power supply, or using unstable overclocks.Deadlock bug though.
>>570051750no you don't get it I can't deal any damage because my team sucks if they were as good as me then I would win all of my games!
Just abandoned a game after getting yet another match where the other team is Victor, Graves, Yamato and Silver. When the fuck are they going to fix MM so they don't put all the pick-or-bans on one team and leave me as Seven with a bomb Geist and 0-20 Abrams?
>>570051881My games just shuts down every 3-4 matches without error message.
>>570052209>cheats
>>570032074I don't know how you get restrictedI literally get drunk and rage report people all the time
>>570052469>cheats?
>Banned from game and Discord for being a "homophobe!"what the fuck is he talking about the Deadlock server isn't even using a pride flag?also this retard confused Steam being offline for maintenance for being banned lol!
>eternus 4 pocket who doesn't affliction once into a team with echo shard remsick of getting the most braindead autistic players that can't capitalise on being literal fucking hard counters to whatever they're playing into. I get these retards a TRIPLE rejuv steal SOLO and they still lose fights.
>>570053117>using shitcord
>>570048775>point out a fact>"schizo thread!"Sure thing buddy
>>570053117maybe its the bootleg community discord
ITS A FUCKING MOBA\WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING IN AND DYING WHY DO YOU PICK FIGHTS YOU CANT WINWHY ARENT YOU WAITING FOR THE TEAMWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKI GENUINELY DONT UNDERSTAND, THIS IS AN OLD ASS GAME FORMULA AND PEOPLE STILL DONT UNDERSTAND THAT IN ORDER TO WIN WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHERFUCK YOU BILLY STOP DIVING THEM, YOU DO SHIT DAMAGE AND YOUR RESPAWN TIMER IS 70 GOD DAMN SECONDS
>>570053117You don't need a d*scord account to play at allI wish retards come up with better bait
>>570053729no one said that troon
I think the lack of a draft at this point is because the game gets so stale so quickly after even major patches that if players were able to control what lineups they ran and what matchups came about the game would be even more formulaic than it is. I see no other explanation
>>570053878>I need a draft so that I can play x y z hero>but I can't queue x y z hero right now because there is no draft???
Will Valve ever make this game actually take skill or is it going to be huge circles of AOE slop forever? I imagine massive lane wide AOE is probably more profitable considering the mouth breathers that play this genre. Even League and DotA were never this braindead. The developer that thinks Silver is balanced should also be fired.
>>570054082You're right, Silver needs buffs as she's objectively underpowered.
>>570053632ITS A FUCKING MOBA\WHY DO YOU KEEP EXPECTING DIFFERENT PLAYERSWHY DO YOU EXPECT TO WINWHY ARE YOU COUNTING ON THE TEAMWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKI GENUINELY DONT UNDERSTAND, THIS IS AN OLD ASS GAME FORMULA AND PEOPLE STILL DONT UNDERSTAND THAT IT ATTRACTS PLAYERS WHO DONT UNDERSTAND HOW TO WINFUCK YOU ANON STOP PLAYING THEM, YOU HAVE MENTAL DAMAGE AND YOUR DEATH TIMER IS 70 GOD DAMN YEARS OR LESS
How is heroic aura not giga meta? 17% bullet res for your entire team every team fight plus the active? That shit is nuts.
>>570054320it is though? you'll usually see somebody carrying it in most high rank lobbies.
how do you guys get over the insane snowbally nature of this game? I can't seem to find any fun when we're behind, it's like shooting into HP bars that don't move. I get economy is a main part about mobas, but this game just seems so much compoundy than others. i really want a mind shift change but it's so hard not to feel like it's insufferable most of the time
>>570048404There are only 8 Sinclair players per tier and they are responsible for 100% of the Sinclair bans in that tier.
>>570054465yeah the balance is off at the moment, comebacks are very hard to execute because of the way urn is structured. but there are plenty of ways to accelerate the loss if you think it's unwinnable.
>>570049325Was magnum really necessary?
>>570054465The game shouldn't have any comeback mechanics at all so that all the bad laners would get filtered into trash ranks. If you lose lane badly your game should basically be over outside of providing some utility.
>>570053632It doesn't fucking matter if you wait for your team, THEIR team will fucking be there ten times faster and insta kill you for daring to step into THEIR territory and daring to play THEIR game.
>>570054320We're at a spirit meta anyway gun ressist barely matters
>>570054465Do the comeback urn instantly every time it spawns. The resists it gives are retarded.
>>570053632>WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING IN AND DYINGBecause I'm limit testing.>WHY DO YOU PICK FIGHTS YOU CANT WINBecause I'll never know until I try.>WHY ARENT YOU WAITING FOR THE TEAMBecause opportunity goes as quickly as it comes.>WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKStay mad and stay weak. You're probably a m1gger farmbot.
>>570055121problem is your team will either not know how to macro, or will be too weak to macro effectively, and you'll never have waves shoved far enough to cap the urn.
>>57005432090% of the damage dealt every game right now is spirit. Heroic Aura is still insanely good sometimes though.
>>570055224Trying for a comeback beats waiting to lose. I'm doing comeback urn whenever it's up.
>>570053117pwnt
>>570054320E6 knows this and some knowledge crutchers in lower ELO.I'm still waiting for them to find out about Veil Walker.
Graves GAWDS
>>570029075More like a laserwielding Star Wars character, but Valve did not had the rights.
ok just finished masturbating to victor time to play
>>570055292>90% of the damage dealt every game right now is spirit. Hyperbole that might convince the unaware.It's closer to 60%.
>>570053632>Call teammate out for being retarded>LOL ITS JSUT A GAEM BRAH WHO EVEN CARES GO TOUCH SUM GRASS OR SUMTHIN DOOD XD
>>570055137>limit testingtrying the same thing over and over again expecting different results is the definition of insanity...
>>570053632>FUCK YOU BILLY STOP DIVING THEM, YOU DO SHIT DAMAGE AND YOUR RESPAWN TIMER IS 70 GOD DAMN SECONDSliterally every billy I swear
Graves PAWG
im starting to think the people throwing genericedbois games are in the right
>>570056393This is also acceptable
>>570053632I WILL keep diving as WardenI WILL get 0 picksI WILL be the reason we lose because now the game is a 5v6and YOU cant stop me
absurd how unplayable this game is at night. the dumbest fucking bots imaginable past 10PM even in eternus lobbies.
>>570056569be mindful, those are the groggy factory workers trying to enjoy their 1 hour of freetime
>Killing enemy walker on green by myself>Rest of team except celeste is pushing blue>She's farming near yellow walker jungle>Creep wave about to crash into yellow walker>Celeste makes no movement towards the walker whatsoever to stop the wave>"Hey celeste can you go stop that wave">Celeste continues farming and ignores the callout>Enemy wave reaches the walker>"Hey Celeste can you please go clean the enemy wave off of the walker">Celeste ignores the second callout and keeps farming>Walker loses half its hp to enemy wave>"HEY CELESTE YOU BRAINDEAD FUCKING CHIMP GO GET THE MINIONS OFF WALKER AND STOP FARMING JUNGLE LIKE AN AFK TARD">"Don't tell me what to do ok backseating is really cringe dude">Literally have to abandon killing green walker to go to yellow and save our walker
HEAR ME OUT!Comeback urns can only be initially picked up by the team who is behind.
>>570057050still can't deliver it or win the fight.
>>570056153The same thing? I'm a stronger player than I was 90 seconds ago.
I found a bug in the game
>>570057485>stronger playerbut... your dead.Your not strong at all...
>>570057007>Literally have to abandon killing green walker to go to yellow and save our walkerAre you retarded
draft when
>>570057634Allow me to elaborate, I had to leave and let the minon wave finish walker, sorry for not clarifying, and the answer is no.
>>570057590Dying taught me quite a few tricks.
>>570057638what would draft change?
>>57005432017% bullet resist might as well be 0% bullet resist, fire rate slow, cc and movement are the actual gun counters>>570055609>veil walkerthis item is fucked up though, great stats, builds out of a nice lane item, and with heal booster you're getting 3-400 heals every 15s by midgame. on top of the natural rotate/gank value
>>570057782yeah?like how the respawn timer grows as you die?or the fact that being dead grants you no souls?
>slow>curse>ult for the entire duration>can't kill anybodyI don't get it
Mcginnis's ulti is the worst in the game.discuss.
>>570053632if its a moba you should know these thing have and always will be part of the moba experience.
>>570057812>what would being able to counterpick and manage your team comp changegee i dunno
im geeked tf out on elvanse and playing shiv
>>570058364what do you mean by worst?
How hung is Rem?
>>570058279>30k souls but no lucky shot
Is there ranked in this game?I keep seeing people talk about ranks but dont see it in the game list...
>>570058279>31k souls in a 37 minute gamegrim
>>570058639But it's so far
>>570058617shit damageshit rangeliterally does NOTHING to help the team or get kills or do anything other than make you a big, slow target
>>570058408if you cared you wouldn't be playing F tier heroes though.
>>570058279>>570058761>>570058824absolute state of oracle players
>>570058651The default mode is ranked.You can see your rank by looking at your profile and sorting by Skill Rating, and you can see the average rank of the games you're in with this option in the settings.
>>570058895>random strawman that doesn't address the discussion at allinteresting choice, very retarded but interesting
>>570018719based
>>570059087RANKED IS DEFAULT?!also im Ascendant without even knowing ranked was default lmaooh well time to continue playing and not giving a shithonestly ranked being default but hidden away makes it a lot less stressful
I love Celeste.I'm so terrible on every other character except Celeste.No other character is as fun as Celeste.I love trying out new characters but I always end up frustrated because they're nothing like Celeste.I love Celeste.
>>57005840899% of this community isn't capable of picking a good draft anyways.
>>570059353>stressfulrank means nothing
>>570059456When I play celeste it's fuck off for 30 minutes only showing up to urn. Then after that half an hour you're allowed to have fun.
>>570059353>RANKED IS DEFAULT?!>also im Ascendant without even knowing ranked was default lmaohow tf...?deadlock players are not fucking real, holy shit
>>570059519ranked means EVERYTHING
>>570058761What do you mean? That's like any game on any rank
>>570059572If your lane goes poorly I think that's all you can do really. But if I win my lane then I can go gank. I find that I win lane more often by rushing my 4.8k gun spike (opening rds, swift striker, kdash) compared to my usual spirit focused builds.
>>570059353Rank means nothing and basically everyone that has been playing a while is at least ascendant because of the elo inflation. E6 is the only real filter and their are still shitters there.
>>570058620I second this question and I'm totally not samefagging.
>>570054320>How is heroic aura not giga meta?Trick question, it is.
>play haze>in almost every team fight>lose game with 9 kills>12k player damageHow though I feel like this game is actively gaslighting me
>>570059218draft isn't going to stop you from playing bad heroes.
Seriously cant wait for the game to "properly" launch so shit like this gets killed off
>>570060602>open twitch stream>4 different ((((quality of life))) mods
>>570058824>fury tranceliteral lowest win rate item on the character and its not close. dump it for warpstone
>>570060602the streamers that have mods are boring to watch. nice self expose.
>>570060602It's for gameplay clarity bwoh shitters like you just don't understand how important it is for the gameplay to have clarity>>570060683That too
>using healing rite during the middle of a fightwhy do people do this? t. phantom 5
>>570060950people don't actually read items until around ascendant 3, they just buy left to right
when are we getting a mad scientist character
>>570060950>guy i'm laning with is eating shit, at 20%>buys healing rite>uses it>immediately walks out into the open and gets shot>now at 21%why
>Want to play Mina>Can't aim>Build cooldown reduction>Ult off cooldown to stack her ult one(1) Love Bite proc at a time
>>570061265adorable.
>>570060950it use to not be interupted but I doubt they played back then so I'm geuss mental retardation + tl;dr
>>570018336>silver top of the mentions every threadThis wolf absolutely mindbroke /dlg/.
>>570057195The clear implication is that you would only try and deliver it once you manage to get a semi good game state. Like a pick or two or all your lanes are pushed.
>>570061354i'd let mina suck the blood from my penis
>>570057493
>>570057050why he holdin out a red line?
>>570061743its just you faggots spamming the same shit every thread
>>570061873should change picrel to "huge" too
Speaking of Mina, since her ult scales its "duration" based on stacking the number of bats she has, does building Duration Extender actually decrease her ult DPS? Basically is it>30 bats of damage over 3 seconds>Buy Duration Extender>30 bats of damage over 4 secondsor did the devs already account for that, making it something like>30 bats of damage over 3 seconds>Buy Duration Extender>40 bats' worth of damage over 4 seconds?
>>570062307i think her ult straight up is unaffected by duration extension
>>570061265i do this and im trans btw
>>570061873
>>570061873specifically for geist and only geist
>>570061909You don't have to get so defensive over it, anon, it's perfectly understandable to be crazy for her like you are
>>570060732I never build it, I get fortitude
>>570057752Alright. Just wondered.
>>570062594i want to fuck victor only
>>570062307The cast duration doesn't change with duration extension, duration extension increases the duration of the silence.
>>570057878Let's just say, it won't be so easy for him to kill me this time.
i wonder which team will win this
Reminder that if you lose with lash shiv silver Victor or paradox its your fault and you need to git gudAlternatively if you lose with apollo dynamo or rem its not your fault you did your best
>>570063116yellow
>>570063116Right even with the Sinclair Drifter debuff. Sinclair can actually just hunt down Wraith on the side lanes and she has no counterplay.
>>570062594You just know the little helpers spiked her beer.They do lots of things.
>>570062893thanks for your input paige
Your handy guide to whether or not you can blame an unlucky comp when you lose lane.
>>570063305>Drifter debuff?
>>570063454im rem
>>570063590CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>570062953To add to this, Nox Nostra releases 30 bats per second, it says so on the tooltip. It's cast time is the number of bats (starts at 75) / 30.
>Free radar hack with mod
>>570063718Another proof that all modders are cheaters
>>570063718Quality of minimap
>>570063718Its not cheating because the minimap follows the portrait into the fog after you ping someone. Yes I agree this needs to be fixed.
>>570055609>knowledge crutchers
>>570061743She needs buffs
>>570064751you can see plainly in that picture she's buff enough
>>570054320>bullet res which gives 35% does nothing, but 17% bullet res will!lol
>>570064751>She
>>570063718It's for gameplay clarity you fucking incel
i lose every game in alchemist despite trying my hardesti hate being a retarded shitter so fucking badly i used to be good at games when i was younger what the fuck happened to me man
>>570064989This isnt troon furtress, unc. You actually need to turn your brain on instead of just spamming m1 into chokepoints in this game
is spirit resilience even worth buying? it's so hard to feel the effect of these types of items because I just get burst anywayslast game i had 42% debuff resist + spirit resilience and infernus still ripped my pussy open
>>570065180witchmail and dispel probably better vs Infernus
>>570065180the difference between an infernus raping you with and without spirit res is that, without spirit res, you just explode into raped treats as black kenshiro tells you that you are already raped
I've been raping Abrams in hideout for 30 minutes straightI guess it's time to sleep
>>570053812no u
>>570065180Yes but you have to get it kind of early because if they already have shred it sucks
I love this lil' nigga.he sounds like everybody else in this thread that isn't Eternus.
>>570065121my brain is on it's just slow
>>570053632I honestly believe that if souls popped out of a body upon their death people would stop feeding so much. The realization that "oh, I'm losing money and giving it to them" isn't immediately apparent to most people who come from League/CS/whatever
>>570066196On God, y'all niggas really talm bout the game when y'all got no game, on my momma y'all on some bollshit. Wypipo be wildin'
>>570062594Why the artist draw her asian though.
Did they fucking uber buff Silver to where her wolf form on shots you? Or just kills with in a few swings instead of actually needing to rev up her fire rate?
GravesCHADS run this game
>>570066569Silver is canonically Singaporean
>>570066248Deaths really dont matter much until late game 2bh
>>570066606They buffed wolf by making it so that using the wolf abilities doesn't stop your m1 slashes
>see a match where he popped off>look inside>stomp>still underperformedwonder why he didn't post about this one?
>>570062594>>570066723It's like this White Mina artwork, people are really face blind when they're looking for references to trace.
>>570065180It's just straight up 30% more EHP against spirit damage, look at your hp and do the math to see if you think it's worthwhile.People will say shred makes it less useful but negative resists are a direct damage multiplier so you're still getting the same EHP benefit regardless of how much shred there is.
>>570066472no, I said Eternus, not English.
>>570066884Negative resist is linear, positive resist is exponential. So reducing 0 to -50% is basically the same as +50% damage, but reducing 50% to 0% is +100% damage
>>570066569>>570066883Nah artists just tend to learn one(1) kind of face and it's heavily tied to overall artstyle if you start NOOTICING. Their artstyle's inherent "ethnicity" is more powerful than the ethnicity of the characters they're drawing>Tumblrina artstyleMost easy example, infamous for making every character seem like a 5/10 brown ogre. iirc people have posted Mina and Paige arts here already which make them look like Latinas or Africans>Anime artstyle(includes non-Japanese Orientals like gooks and chinks)They can draw canonically non-Asian characters and still make them seem Asian>Semirealistic fantasy like >>570066883Also applies to shit like LoL splash arts or more old-fashioned fantasy book covers, where everyone has white European-looking facial structure even if the character is supposed to be another ethnicityIt's just easier to draw the way you already know how to draw, and then mess around with skin color as a quicker way (as opposed to doing completely different skull and face structures)
>>570066723Please don't say this, Asian's are disgusting looking bugmen and I will lose my attraction to Silver if this is true.
What is the official /ourguy/ of deadlock content creators?
>>570067686chell-min
>>570067686Metro, didn't you read the Google Doc?
New York is MINE!
Shiv would be a lot more fun if his M2 had recoil knockback he could use to propel himself like Venator shotgun
>>570067686>>570067792
>>570067965that's a really good idea. you should post that on the feedback forums.
>>570066248It was also just more soulful when everything popped out soulsThey should bring it back
>>570067686Fatmagic
i lose every game i play because i'm retarded
>>570068172
>>570068384I still cant believe they made her ult from 360 into a cone when everything about the animation visually implies the 360 aoeThey couldnt have just nerfed it some other way that doesnt make it retarded as fuck?
>>570065180if it's m1 infernus, get plated armor and juggernaut. even better if there's multiple m1 on the enemy team, their 32000k combined worth of inhibitors and silencers take 3 years to proc. it also makes dispel magic actually useful since he now takes 3+ seconds of non-stop shooting to reproc afterburn instead of 0.3 seconds
I got invited to some game called Enginefall and it's a super crusty ass game that screams asset flip and to top it off, theres a battlepass, while its in alpha
victor having 4 lives is..........uh...........LE BALANCED ACTUALLY! hehe :3
saaarrr
>>570069416I HATE HIM!!!unless i'm playing him then I HATE EVERYONE AVOIDING MY STINK LINES!!!
>>570069494buy warp stone
>>570069416I'm female to male trans and Victor is both my onetrick and my transition goal, I even have the mod that gives him top surgery scars :3
5 retarded weed smokign faggots on my team
>>570069785I use to be pro legalising marijuana but after interacting with them I can say for a fact they're worse than drunks and tabacco smokers combined.
>>570067686Metro, Fargareko, Mikaels, and of course, obikym.
>>570069913I've "quit" it like 6 times already.It's like that mosquito at 2AM.Always present and I can never truly be rid of it.On the bright side, the last time I quit, it went pretty well and didn't have any cravings.
it makes me happy to see people using my drawingsthanks for reading my blog
>>570070714
>>570070714post a drawing of yours
>>570070714I see RemI save RemMy folder will FILL with the shota griffin
>>570068384gun kata bullshit faggot ass nigger pain in my ass character
the best characters to chase down as victor are rem and paradox. since they have no innate movement abiltiies when isolated, they just jump around poitnlessly before dying. it gives me intense pleasure to watch this.
>>570070852WIFE
>>570070883its the drawings that are named illustration and have the grey background and/or pencil-like style
>>570066717She lost to the angry mob that can't position or macro
>>570071259They do lots of things
>https://files.catbox.moe/xosodt.mp3I'm tricksy!
>>570067949>>570068384>>570070852>>570071714I bore of seeing these same posts
>>570068384Hard to believe Deadlock was this crusty before
>>570071831https://files.catbox.moe/pajea0.mp3
>>570067686the beautiful eskay
i feel like a lot of people making deadlock concepts fail to realize how many heroes are just a dude with a gun, it's all a bunch of doormansonas
>>570072319
what do we think of the new hero
i have no fucking idea how people without map macro existsame niggers playing like theyre invincible, zero caution, zero brainslow iq faggots
>>570072535massive if true
>>570072014>https://files.catbox.moe/pajea0.mp3Delete this post please
>>570072535I think I'd like you to stop posting your fursona, which looks like shit
>I NEED to solo lose the game ok?
only fags cover their names when posting screenshots
>>570072535Inspector Closeau should throw him into french jail
>>570072836vindicta is autolose anyways
>>570072836>gravestranny complaining
>>570072836>4/1you threw
>>570016878Deadlock NEEDS a Van Pelt elephant gun big game hunter that can only shoot once before needing to reload.
>play anyone other than a character who can pressure 2+ waves alone or melt towers>loseI want to play Silver but I do not get to win unless I handle all the objectives myself
>>570072535would be hotter with 4 legs
Are you excited for the next hero?
>Farm jg? Push a side lane? No, I don't want to do that! I NEED to solo lose the game! I NEED to make it unplayable!
>>570073758would be hotter if it was blueheart CM
>>570073774this is your fault why aren't you helping her fight chud
>>570073774lorekino
>>570073774The hero is just extremely bad.
literally just report anyone with 10 deaths or more no matter what
Yoshi! I am going into the ritual, and I need only your strongest heroes!
>>570073758>>570073925
>>570074425Silver if she wasn't the weakest hero
>>570074425this image is unrealistic her erect nipples would be protruding through that shirt
>>570074123I would if matchmaking wasn't not so secretly a CBT sessionthere are times when I'll eventually see that the guy another lane fed is a level 99 rapemaster movementGOD who never misses while his free meals were obviously initiate or something, I'm not happy they feed but what the hell can they even do about that
>>570074425where is this from
>>570073774her cookie.... filled.... 14 times....
>>570074859that must be one soggy cookie with all that glaze... it's probably dripping all over the place... I want to eat it...
The rise of the cookie poster and the death of the futa spammer is proof this general is healing
>>570046701Give him a hat and make Mike Myers voice him.
>>570073774The Raped
>>570040220ruins the game when he's strong like kelvin
>>570074781It's AI slop you can get it from anywhere
does begging yoshi for your hero concepts to get in the game work? hmmm
>get to play Seven in brawl>enemy Paige gets Knockdown>every time I ult I get the fucking anvil>every time>she saves it for me maybe casting it only once or twice while my ult is on CD>without fail every time I can't get a full ult off>manage to beat win>Paige has the fucking gall to commend meNo. Fuck off. Not commending you back. You think you're fucking cute?
>>570077343I dunno but I wanted to pitch this hero conceptSee she'd be an Ixian, but she'd be kinda chubby yeah? But she'd still wear kinda tight clothes and her top is a bit too small so you see a bit of her cute pudgy belly and hips and there's just the sliiiightest amount of jiggle physicsThat'd be such a great hero right haha
>>570067686it's surefour
>>570077439Your fault for ulting when paige was still alive.
>>570077691ok but whats her ult bro
>>>/v/740751848someone is unhappy
>>570067686Metro, followed by poshypop. Me and my superior tastes enjoy cf3.
Why is this allowed?
aww
>>570078742Just melee the skulls.
>>570078742sorry /dlg/ has repeatedly told me that she's actually really weak and counterplay does exist therefore she's balanced. better luck next time seekerbro
its so funny how doorman mains can't do the barooness themselves when sinclair rapes them with it
https://www.youtube.com/@David-d2o7vis this shit real
>>570079707>>570079224This but unironically.
>>570079821I don't think that's very surprising.
I’m a stud. I’m ballsy. I don’t take no shit from anyone. I build however I want. I don’t have to find a top daily build like YOU!
>>570080005now if only the seekershitters would stop whining about seven
I just played some games for the first time in a while, holy shit I can't go back to playing with people this bad. wtf happened? It's back to having guaranteed 3 glue eaters on each team.
>>570081007we lost 50% of players since old gods, the people left are the addicted and mentally ill
>>570081007just be the MVP you wish your team was.
>>570077343I really want to pitch the skeleton cab driver idea but I know it'll just drown under edgelords and donut steelsI even planned out a support skill set for him
>>570078742Because you are unable to keep distance and punch skulls. Just back up and shoot her. Its THAT easy.
>>570079821I like how the baroness has taunts for Doorman himself.It's also funny how a bickering couple can outplay a fledgling god just like that.
>>570081491and what's up with windows snipping making these 1440 now when I have a 2160 monitor, it used to ignore the 150% os scaling for snipping?
>>570081497Just slap together some shitty MSPaint doodles and have a coherent idea for a kit. People love shithouse and he's nothing more than a decent idea masquerading as a shitpost and MSP doodles.
every streamer is crashing out and crying for another balance patch or major update lol!
>>570081961Players that came from TF2 are patient ladsDon't mind if there's no update for another 6 months
>>570081548>Just back up mother fuckers when the Graves keeps rushing them with their auto aim gun
>>570081961>major updateAugust minimum at this point lmao
>>570082338It's got a maximum distance dummy. If you're outside of it she can't hit you.
>>570081961we are not seeing another update until mid september / early october
update.....yoshi...........new....................anything.................... *dies*
>>570082575[minor update]the urn now spawns in 5 minute intervals instead of 6
>>570082492>It's got a maximum distance mother fuckers when Graves keeps rushing you and stays in distance of her gun range.>The same mother fuckers when they forget she can also place a root behind where they're retreating to
>>570082338>oh no i'm being rushed down by a 2 stam with one of the lowest movespeeds in the game and no movement abilities and nobody builds warp stone or fleetfoot on her aiieeee whatever will i doThere's no way you people aren't in shitlow
>>570082338backing up does nothing anyway you need to break LoS
what if graves chased you down and then sat on you and started dry humping you
>>570079903meant to post this on another tab i hae open disregard i cant delete it, too old
>>570082649You can jump over it. Its a big green line. Takes like 1 stamina to double jump over it. I'm going to assume you're new. I don't need to explain these things to you.
jesus christ the matchmaking has been abysmal why are there so many more smurfs now?and love how nobody knows how to actually play the game
>>570082829At least someone here has at least two brain cells to rub together. She's slow. She can't do shit from range. Just back up and shoot her. Run if you need to.
>>570074425HOLY
>teammate gives me shit for my KD>end of match>nearly 3x their objective damageEvery time
>>570083706found the 1/10 ball seven who didn't do any urn fights autolosing us the game to push walkers instead
>>570072535fake leak along the lines of the pirate ghost.
>>570083446I can't believe Graves is still knowledge checking 95% of the playerbase 4 months later. Maybe it's just because I play her so I know her counters but I've almost never at any point in this game's lifespan thought "this character is too strong" other than that EXTREMELY brief 3 or 4 day period where you just ran down enemy objectives and laid 50 ghouls on them to blow them up super fast. There's so much cheese shit in this game, it's a fucking icefrog game. With all the gay shit you have to deal with in deadlock, I'll never understand how people are so mindraped by a character who not only lacks any cornball shit like an instant cast CC/silence and an instant cast escape/iframe tool but also has an effective range of like 20 meters while being one of the slowest characters in the game. Deadlock players might be the stupidest and worst playerbase of a moba I've ever seen.
i've come to realize the only character i can play well is doorman. any others and i derank back to peentom
ok /dlg/ what are your best celeste tips
>>570084608remember to take girl pills :3
This game is just like dota 2 you have retarded teammates 90% of the time and the game is just miserable nobody works together it's just whoever throws before mid boss/roshan every timeYoud think ice frog would learn his lesson and make it so individual performance actually mattered
this matchmaking is dogshithttps://tracklock.gg/players/794420140this guy has games ranging from arcanist to ascendant because you can party with whoever you want
my damage is really low on Victor. how do I deal damage if I can't stand on top of people?maybe I need to buy Warp Stone sooner?
>>570084960your 1 decreases movement by 40% your 3 decreases movement by 25% on top of that if you can't catch up you may be dogshit
>>570080675Figured this would work better as a reaction image version
>>570085091ok but what if you can't ever reach them in the first place?
>>570085201just force urn so they have to come to you. if you win every urn fight you've already won the game
>>570084862>smurfing on holidaypathetic
what do you think of my master plan of setting my queue to avoid holiday
>mentally ill dynamo on team who literally uses black hole as soon as its up no matter if he's near the team or not
how the fuck do you farm as gun geist
>>570084105There so much baby tier "esoteric E6 gigabrain" knowledge that basically boils down to just not standing *there*.>standing in seven balls hurts you>paige dragons travel in a straight line and her root is a giant green circle>entering enemy doorman doors is usually a bad idea>don't go near venator if he's near a wall>vindicta can't shoot what she can't seeAnd so on, with the exception being warden cage. Fuck warden cage.
>>570084105i mostly play hit and run characters so my gripe with graves is that i have to enter her danger zone, even if briefly, and she can still shit out a good chunk of damage for the brief period of time i'm not standing outside her effective range. she's dangerous during mid/urn contest but that just comes with the territory of being an area denial hero, i've rarely ever found her overbearing
No damage again.I mean geist probably could have had some damage if the game went longer than 25 minutes. But not with the rest of this team.
>>570085993shot your gun
playing billy is miserable. either you rely on your 1 entirely to safely use your 3 or you risk a 3 second stun + 30% damage taken every single time you get into a fight
I've been playing a lot less lately because the game feels like a chore. I like the idea of playing Deadlock but there's so much pressure when queuing into a game, i have to do well to have a chance of winning, and even if i do well my teammates mifght not and the match goes to shit. I wish i didn't care so much about winning, i'd be having more fun with the game, but losing feels so fucking bad in this game.
>>570087606the fuck kind of retard plays a multiplayer game and doesn't try to perform well?
>>570087694I mean yes, you're always going to try to do well, but its different with Deadlock. Its like every time i open the game i'm getting ready for a test, or heading to the doctor's office to pull out some teeth. There's this overwhelming feeling of "if i don't do well, this is going to be miserable"
>>570087820>the doctor's office to pull out some teeththe fuck kind of retard goes to a doctor to get dental work done?
is there any proof warden isn't actually a police officer? just because he spent his entire life training doesnt mean he could also have a job as one
The game was better before wall jumps.
is there still a bug when buying multiple -bullet resist items?or was it just a bug with hollow point? and is that still here?
when is yoshi going to add SEXI want to lose my virginity ASAP
>It's another episode where Infernus farms on the other side of the map all game and never shows up to fights
So is it just me or does the matchmaking just give up when you queue in as a party? Feels like 9 times out of 10 its a guaranteed shitshow match
can they add draft already worst gaming experience of all time
>>570088398heheheh........you see dat shit?
>>570088482what do you think draft will change?
>>570088398"Guy who has half of your team's net worth never shows up for any objective fight all game and you lose" is a deadlock classic
zerggy is basically cheating with his floppa souls container since it makes soul containers much more obvious
>>570088482>add draft so I can get mad at my teammates for not picking what I wantNobody fucking plays Draft in Dota 2 because it's horrible.
>>570088630all pick is draft.
can't wait for draft so we can get teams of 6 carries and people who go afk if you take their character
I'm pretty sure you could plug a cockroach into a computer and it could hard carry any team with victor holy shit this character is beyond broken
>>570086020Yeah just learning positioning is arcane knowledge to deadlock players. I guess maybe of troonment slop, people feel like they should be able to just take whatever fights in whatever stupid position because they can wallkick and shit.>>570086574She's definitely relatively strong right now since people group up into her effective range every urn fight. It's hard to "just space her out" when you have to stand in a small circle.
>>570088521>>570088630Why does the opposing team get two supports, two carries, and two frontliners while my team ends up with zero supports and four carries? genuinely retarded how some of the teams are created you cant counterpick either you either get ass raped or rape >>570088841so what ban niggers like these problem solved
>>570088908business venture, we train six cock roaches to play deadlock and put them into nightshift. Its like cock fighting... cockroach fighting
>>570088908in the future they will hook up rats and cockroaches to play against each other in animal deadlock
>>570088997inb4 anyone says every match is winnable no its not nigga you literally can't do much when enemy gets talon , silver , doorman
>>570088997frontliner is the least played role. just queue it if you want it in your lobby. draft won't change that.
>>570089285>graves>marksman
>>570089340pretty sure it's the hidden tags valve added into the files but hasn't used for anything yet, but will eventually be like the filters that are in dota 2 for heroes.
new hero batch leaked2 furry hero, a vampire, a mummy, big titty ixian singer, fishman
>>570089285>can't view player profilesthe fuck's this point of this lame-o site then
buy return fire on every character.
>>570089765Source?
>>570089808better match data than the others.
how the fuck do people chainfeed
Graves got nerfed too hard. She's so pitiful now every time I face her. Then again I think I'm the only shitlow lucid enough to realize her and Ginnis are harmless without their summons.
Why is healing nova slept on, its +600 max hp for an entire team
>>570091218why do I wanna stand on top of you? so we can eat the aoe_sloppa together?it's great for Rem.
>>570090130>>570091218Don't ever post about these items again if you know what's good for you.
>>570091218so a worse heroic aura
>get victor for the first time since the changes to his gun, ult and shrine protection, of course going gun build>40k objective damage>it was all just slap on the wrist
here is your haze bro
>>570090704The same way that people let creep waves hit walker with literally nobody backing the wave up, they're fucking retarded 90% of the people who play mobas are chimps
>Not even 100 hours in the game yet>Matched against a 2k hour victor player that rapes my team all match while I do what I can to keep us afloat until he's so fed he just walks into our base and deletes all of us solo and then deletes our patron
>>570088941What's even worse is people not being able to look at the top of their screen and the minimap. Oh look, there are 4 red circles in a deathball on yellow, one guy on the enemy team is dead, and one guy is missing. I should take this time to farm our jungle more and ABSOLUTELY NOT take a walker.* *exception being the 14/0 Shiv that our 1/20 Silver is the one missing
i am uninstalling deadlock yoshi needs to kill himself they boosted everyones rank now every rank even E6 sometimes feels like oracle lobbies genuinely retarded people and everyone got boosted cause "MY RANK IS NOT MOVING GUGUGAGA" NIGGERS WERE LOUD ENOUGH NOW EVERYONE IS THE SAME RANK LITERALLY NO SKILL CEILING WHATSOEVER I REALLY DO HOPE THAT YOSHI GETS KILLED
>>570091779The matchmaking just got fucked. You're getting matched with actual oracles as an E6.
>>570091779it's funny reading this when there have been dozens of posts in the past few threads saying they've dropped from ascendant to oracle or emissary to seeker etc.
>>570091324It has potential on Rem. But with his healing change I'm not sure it's worth it. Personally I see nova as a great way to trigger tempo on everyone for some easy DPS for a walker or patron fight. But divine barrier is also really good. So you can take nova, and divine, plus you might as well take heroic because heroic is also really good. Which leaves you with one active slot, for which I suppose you can fill with something like a counter or scourge. Assuming you're support Rem.
>>570091691Our silver fed*
>>570085770>Mentally ill Grey Talon who misses one ult and and decides to afk in base while calling everyone in the team faggots
>>570091891its genuinely retarded>>5700919132 months ago they boosted ranks twice everyone got higher without doing anything its effect can be still felt even in my "E6" lobbies i get someone that feeds their ass off i check their statlock somehow they are E5 or E6 yeah bro! also its very hard to drop from eternus after a while
>>570092180>memelocker ranks are real ranks
>>570092301yeah you actually go down in rank when u lose i know thats crazy
>>570092343it says I'm still Emissary but I'm Ascendant. but go ahead and keep coping about the memelocker ranks.
>>570091552The matchmaking being dogshit and forcing losses to compound means you'll sometimes get higher ranked players forced down a tier until they can stomp their way back up
>>570091779I have been playing since 2024 and before phantom , ascendant and eternus had actual skill difference now everything feels same
>>570015702whoever is baking next, include this website: https://deadlock-api.com/>>570025330
>>570090704Well they die and now they're behind so they keep dying
>>570092432>until they can stomp their way back upHah, good luck with that. I fell down to alchemist and have been stuck there for a while. Any time I try to give friendly advice I'm usually met with some variety of KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT or racial slurs.
I wonder if they'll ever change Abrams ult its so...whatever
Does plated armor's on-hit prevention stop the gay split damage bullets from shit like mercurial magnum or wraith's 3?
>>570092728huh? just become server admin otherwise you're at the rank you belong.
>>570092430yeah if ur a low elo shitter your matches dont automatically get tracked retard
>>570093013eternus 6 is a measure of playtime not skill
>>570092913It'd be nice if I could just convince the retarded haze on my team to STOP RUSHING THE SHIV/MINA and losing the game at 20 minutes. Why God decided to put me with the all you can feed buffet, I don't know.
>>570093013>cheater mods
>>570091691People like to chalk this up to bad macro but it's actually more often being so whipped in lane or some other previous interaction that they don't feel safe aggressively pushing at all unless they see EVERYONE on the map.The correct way to play is to take risks, especially if you're behind. Your 1/20 ass isn't going to lose any harder split pushing when the 14/0 Shiv is MIA. At least you're making space for the team.
>>570093083why do you keep talking about other people?sounds like you belong in that rank. you're not the server admin.
>forced 50This is just the game putting you in a challenging game to see if you have what it takes to rank up, no?
>>570093162>just carry the lobby retard or else your badYou must have rode the extra short bus to school, huh.
>>570092541>Graves having a higher banrate than almost all the other heroes combined>Gravetards will still say she's fine because BRO JUST SHOOT THE SKULLS AND MELEE THE ULT BROI'm tired bros....
>>570093162nta but you sound like a gay fat retard
>>570093318Yoshis busted ass matchmaking couldn't force shit down a toilet. I'm willing to bet everyone is slowly migrating back down to initiate again because someone fucked up.
>>570093618Mass delusion / cluelessness. It happens. See scoped assault rifles suddenly being meta in CSGO.
>>570093712Plus what would the benefit of forced 50 even be in the current state of the game? This is still a closed playtest so they're probably fine with a shitload of random, whackass games to get data on matches.
>>570081961"content creators" trying to make a career out of talking about or playing the game are the worst thing that could've happened to it
>>570092180statlocker has displayed me as oracle for over 6 months despite being e2. it's just a dogshit website.
>>570093869forced fifty is a conspiracy theory and doesnt exist
>>570092767yeah it's pretty mehhowever>lets give the permanently S tier most braindead hero a better ult
>>570093618Sombra is still one of the most common bans in OW simply because she's annoying as fuck. Shit players ban annoying characters they refuse to learn how to play into. I doubt it's any coincidence that OW troons mass migrated to this game and carried over the same loser mentality of "it's not my fault, the character's kit is inherently unfun so I permaban them".
>https://files.catbox.moe/f17d6j.mp3I laughed so hard at the end.Celeste wasn't helping our yamato which happened to be fighting 3 people. We had mid buff.Warden was very stressed this entire game and sperged out at that moment. He said "IF you don't go back and help the yamato I'm going to fucking kill myself"Honestly the hardest i've probably laughed all year.Thanks warden. You were an all star in my eyes.
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>>570094540there's nothing wrong with sombra bans
>>570094552>this is a phantom 5 lobbyhow did they fuck up matchmaking this bad
>>570026682they have a rosh timer on the ui nowadays though....
>>570060950>>using healing rite during the middle of a fightIf they're actively being shot at it's probably panic but if they're breaking LOS and using it for a bit of health it could just be them trying to squeeze some extra sustain out.
>>570070259>Faggot, Faggot, Charisma Vacuum that probably cheats, Faggot.wow great picks anon!
