Dead General Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>570154867
So which off topic coomer post killed it? I assume it was that but correct my if im wrong.
Did Zesty win yet?
>>570241441Who killed it?
>>570241629I came all over the thread and made it unusably soggy sorry
>>570241629Probably the falseflagger who started erping with himself and posted that tranny porn webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>570241932>look at deleted posts>ai slopay tone, don't we only have one schizo who's always made a name for himself spamming ai slop?
MvM update in 2 weeksTrust the plan
i wanna post my objectors
>>570247826>almost August>still nothing
3 NIGAS ON CART
>>570241932Surprised she's gotten away with spamming off topic images and talking to herself all day everyday here
>check "new" thread>shitposting everywhere>nobody talking about the game>nothing interesting happened in-game to mention in it>"maybe later or at the next thread I chime in" I said to myself>shitpost got so bad the whole thread wipedWell it sure worked out for me. I hope they sent someone back to Steam forums.
>>570249513Cool story bro
The spah is FUCKing my sentry!
>>570250597why do you keep adding (You) to every single post?
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>570252952what?
I'd say the Enforcer has untapped synergy with the YER because there's no faster way to get your disguised damage bonus back, but the Diamondback does the Enforcer's job better. These things really need a rework for what niche they're supposed to fill. I propose that the Enforcer instead gains higher damage ramp-up like the scattergun does, but inversely gains higher damage falloff in turn.The Diamondback could be knocked down to storing minicrits instead of full-blown crits, though desu that should only happen if the Ambassador gets buffed. The Diamondback also being from Dues Ex, always seemed like it should do something related to electronic warfare. Maybe extra building damage? Maybe it pierces the damage resistance vs revolvers sentries have when they're sapped? Maybe it passively gives sappers more HP so that they take more swings to destroy? Something to counter Homewrecker pyros would be nice.Oh, also>"instead of simply r*nge-b*nning and d*leting all the posts from the one guy shitposting during the entirety of last thread, let's d*lete the entire thread instead so that he can continue shitposting in the next one"Why are j*nnies so maliciously incompetent?
>>570241441I don't know what's worse, the schizo spamming reports on the OP or the mod deleting it after a full day and 300 posts
why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>570259439Schizo spammed reports on the OP because he didn't like it and literally killed the thread
>>570259639I'm pretty sure the reason it got deleted is that it literally became an ERP cesspool at some point, which I have a feeling was one of the schizo's usual false flags just so he could then turn around and mass-report it to get the jannies to nuke the thread
570260174yeah totally not the schizo right here
>>570259439waiting for the updetto
>>570259989Then they would've deleted just those posts liked they /already did/ over a day earlier. Stop blaming a scapegoat, we already know the schizo spams reports on OPs he doesn't like and some retarded janny saw Helltaker and thought it was off topic without actually reading it
>>570259989>>570260597the schizo is an idiot who thinks that by getting this thread nuked it'll somehow kill this community, when we will also just come back if the thread dies again. it's pathetic at this point>>570260649>stop blaming a scapegoatyes, as we all know the person that posts AI slop and webms of children getting shot here would never post different AI slop. you're not very bright are you
>>570260597Anime isn't TF2 related.
>>570260649yeah it was 100% the OP image and the schizo's just trying to pretend he won over le coomers again mods don't delete entire generals due to the contents of the general
>>570260597Twitter gooners won in the marketplace of ideas or something
>>570256646not even closeThe enforcer gets a damage boost from disguises and the only way to get the disguise is to use your entire clock meter (costly) or get a backstab (very hard without a disguise)all that effort for a pitiful damage boost thats less than an amby headshot
>>570260943Wasn't even a coomer image.
>>570260943I don't think even jannies are stupid enough to delete the thread 300+ posts in because of the OP image being a different character, there's no rule against that. jannies sometimes nuke whole threads if they think they're unsalvageable, so that's what I assume happened. the schizo "won" a meaningless battle, basically
Why would a moderator delete a whole thread instead of taking off the image
>>570260892>yes, as we all know the person that posts AI slop and webms of children getting shot here would never post different AI slop. you're not very bright are you3 posts have nothing to do with them deleting the entire thread, you're the actual retard here
>4 different schizos infighting
>>570261225>I don't think even jannies are stupid enough to delete the thread 300+ posts in because of the OP image being a different characterYou'd be surprised, they can and have nuked our threads before. It happened literally in the past few months with the Yoko OP and the Poppy OP
>>570261375Because they weren't TF2 related.
>>570261234Because they're retarded and barely check this board, one woke up and saw the OP and thought it wasn't TF2 related. For fucks sake he gave me an off topic warning for posting Olivia TF2
>>570261331all I know for sure is that the one schizo is going to keep winning because he can post webms of children getting shot and still not get rangebanned, moderators of this board are fucking idiots
>>570260597>reddit tachyon
>657behold the retard spamming reports
>>570262291>Things that never happened
>>570262450Nobody here actually watches or reads anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNv-evaxBBYValve dev talking about TF2!
>>570263790>chet faliszekSpeaking of schizos...
>>570264262I'm not a third worlder who names himself demofloyd lover on twitter, why would I? my life not be the best but at least I live in a nice place
>>570264456Colombia is a nice place.
>>570263790>Soldier is the stupidestComic haterbros...
I thought there would be actual tf2 discussion in these threads, but it turns out /tf2g/ is just a pisscord server for like 20 people to share softcore porn with eachotherabsolute state of this game's community lmao
>>570263790yaaaaawn where's the valve gets on their hands and knees apologizing because nobody's gonna buy their $3k cube and goes back to exclusively working on their games video? fucking temu ass crapple company fuck you fuck you and no deadslop doesn't count
>>570263790Gameplay design informs the character design. I thought this was something that people always understood on some level, or at the very least internalized. TF2 characters are essentially anthropomorphized versions of their weapons. So they took the concept of the knife, and they made a character who is a sly, sophisticated snob. They took the grenade launcher and made a character who is explosive, fiery, and emotional. The minigun is a hulking brute that resembles the classic image of the chaingunner from Doom. That's how the made and conceptualized the characters of the game. I know it's probably a dead horse by this point, but this distinction is not as apparent in certain other games, like Overwatch, where half the characters look like they were made by a bunch of art designer with the goal of "make cool looking characters for our game", and their gameplay was fitted on to them. Of course there is an art to attaching gameplay to characters, but it's not as profound compared to TF2.
>>570263790>Valve dev>look inside>it's an ex valve dev that barely worked on tf2nigga.
just sad stuffywnbaw
>>570241441Finally a good op.
>>570269469i might actually buy an unusual, 6% off any unusual isn't bad for a virtue signaling moment
>>570269469>be proud of your sexuality>horse emojis beneathYeah. Okay.
How to actually make TF2 balanced:>SoldierMove the banner to his melee slot.>but it's not a melee weaponTrue, and he will lose the ability to melee when he equips it.>whyThe banner being in his secondary slot kills his versatility, relegating to being a suicide bomber or waddler which isn't fun.>HeavyGive him a laser gun from Quake or his anti aircraft gun from TFC>whyHeavy just isn't that scary or strong for his dismal movement. Giving him a bit more DPS and/ or range fixes that.>PyroFuse the flaregun and detonator together for fucks sake.>whyAll Pyro needs is burst DPS + the utility of long range crowd control + some good movement options and he would be as menacing as a scunt or demo. The hilarious thing too is that this would still be situationally less effective than the Scorch Shot .>SpyIdk, give him a silent decloaking watch and better ways to get the fuck out of dodge. >SniperDial up the visual cues that a sniper is aiming and lower his reserve pool of ammo. BQQMTF2 is fixed. Feel free to steal all of this, Valve.
>>570270363it's 6% off marketplace price, which is at least 6% higher than other places
>>570261180>instantly disguise on backstabYes anon, good job, that is in fact the fastest way to disguise since it's instant.
>>570261234either incompetence or malice, flip a coin
>>570269469Why do you feel so threatened over someone elses existence?
>>570264456you're genuinely not ok man
>>570270424Comedy is legal? It's a joke?
>>570275039What if the girls want to talk about their favorite anime they jerk off too instead of tf2? what general should they use?
>>570275039funny coming from you floydfag
>>570275184nice projection. i don't know who you are or what your posts are about, all i know is that some terminally online pedo from the philippines got ximself and xis thread blompfed by some janjanGOD
>>570275707lmfao what the fuck is this image man
Do you guys think that Gabe Newell has watched Skibidi Toilet
>>570241441this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
>>570250597>i dindu nuffinvery compelling.
>virtue signaling while simultaneously being a pedo avatarfagwhat causes this behavior
>>570276362can u go 1 day without having a meltdown man
>>570276362How does posting cute girls on here make you a pedo?
>>570275838fleavy
>there's only one demofloyd postersister...
>>570276362mental sickness is how
>>570273616the best spy in the world isn't breaking 4 engis on last
mental sickness
>>570275838third world mental illness
>>570277262its funny as fuck tho actually chortled at how silly it is
>>570276661olivia posters are gonna lose it
you don't have to samefag your AI slop bro we know your third world brain thinks it's hilarious
post your soldiers
>>570277262Demofloyd is from a 2nd world country.
>>570277541what?
>>570278972what if it IS zesty
>mobilefag is retarded
Demofloyd is one person 95% of the time. The other 5% is bored trolls pretending to be him.
Game is dead finally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnO2c8HmboYValve is planning something BIG (not clickbait)
>smoke bowl>open TF2>TF2 is down
>>570280164i literally JUST traded for a strange original and was looking forward to stacking it and tf2 implodes immediately after
>>570279317I aspire to be this confidently wrong
>>570279317Obviously
>>570280090>>569320549Hardest read of all time
>>570279317I was going to say that this is common knowledge that goes without saying, but then I remembered most people here are newfags who keep taking the bait.
TF2 is dead/tf2g/ is deadit's over
>>570280830this art is so good sis! it will revive this thread
>>570280934thanks sis I made it in photoshop
I can't tell what I'm more attracted to, flat-chested petite anime girls with pigtails wearing TF2 hats, or big-butted tit-hog MILF anime girls wearing TF2 hats
>>570281087I like Honey the Cat :3
>>570279540>>570280164>>570280294damn i thought you fags were trolling, it actually is down
>>570280830good.
>>570281087Neither are attractive because they aren't real.
>>570277723
>>570281637>File name 2 soldier loadouts>4 soldier loadouts
>>570281764The number is the class number, to order them in my folder.
fix the server gaybenigger
Still can't find a matchwtf is going on?
Which way TF2man?
>>570282149truke tho
It looks like it was steam as a whole that went down. Steam servers are back up so now it's just waiting for TF2
>>570282191>shrek ripping page out of a book.giflike that's ever gonna happen.
>>570282703It's full of fempyro futa porn btw
>>570282457Can't we just settle this over a pint?
Uhhh...bros...this popped up on Granary...
>>570282749WRONG it's the password for the administrator's Umamusume account
WE'RE BACK BOYS
>>570282883>Administrator>Playing umasThat old witch is an Azur Lane boomer
>azur lane """"boomer""">not kancollenewfriend....
>>570279317Was this ever a question?
>Casual fixedIt's Over
>>570282836dead on arrival update unless they pull a golden egg out of their ass
>>570273616I just wish every character could be as independent as Demo and Scout (at least when no sentries are up). I know, I know, "TEAM" fortress 2, but sadly engaging with the team aspect of the game just doesn't feel good for 80% of matches. Your teammates might as well be summons in a roguelike. Only Demoman has the protagonist energy to blast everything away while those NPCs occasionally might do something.
TF2 is deadAnd we killed it
>>570285267bad larpdemoman is hardstuck at mid range and has to fall back to his team to not get pushed
>>570285667How would you know that
>>570270879This nigga serious or do you just watch Tf2 videos and dont actually play the game?
>>570286094Soldier has to kamikaze 24/7 and trade his life to do things, and he lowkey has the heavy syndrome of always being hungry for heals, aka medic dependence. >>570285769Demo literally has a tool for every situation. >sentryBest class in the game at destroying it>pointsLocks them down>crowd control>dps>pushingDo I need to say anything?>can divebomb annoying shit like snipers and medics like a soldier minus the baggage of having 0 sustain His only "weakness" is getting outplayed by a scunt. And people act like demo is as helpless as a sniper at close range when he can insta delete shit still if he's good. I'd take that over the 20 genuinely debilitating weaknesses each of the other classes have.
bad larp it is then
>>570273616>he has to change conceptually as a classheavy's pda slot is now a magic spell he can use to shoot a small perfectly accurate projectile if the projectile hits an enemy he has the option of teleporting behind that enemy for 5 seconds
>>570288683shut up dwifta
>>570289258new minigun:instead of shooting four hitscan shots at long range it shoots four short range pelletsit has a slightly slower fire rate than the base minigun but higher damage and does not need to rev up>>570289492new melee weapon:upon meleeing an enemy in the back their vision is reduced to a small range around themupon melee kill the effect is extended to all nearby enemiesany medic or dispenser heal beams targeting an ally outside of this bubble of vision are cut off
>>570290352>what makes it any less different than a 4x family business? shoots faster and is automatic>only spy or demoknight can use it?no, only heavyto support his updated playstyle>why should i be punished for a mistake my idiot teammate has done? because the heavy player is abusing his team by playing melee heavy
>>570281216I like pumping babies into Honey the Cat
WTF tyler....
>>570285608baby making sex with poppy
>>570285608tf2 is memes
>>570291942>youtuber known for making clickbait and sensational claims makes a clickbait sensational videoStop the presses
>>570285667she's just gonna hop on a new ip and spam this place/erp with herself bra just do the needful and move on
>>570292520speaking from experience I see
>>570292609but enough about you
im not the one bragging about how to ban evade bruh
>>570285608>>570292753
>>570292193P U F F Y
>>570292946>every post I don't like is from the same person
>proceeds to post someone who isnt memeds
the sentry buster should have been a giant spy bot
https://x.com/velvetcakkessreminder that the schizo posted xer own twitter account here>still has demofloyd lover in the handle, no explanation other than being the schizo ("demofloyd" is not a thing that exists anywhere else on the internet)>mentioned colombia when I hinted at it before (see >>570267006)>spams "transfurtress2" every single thread>has posted pics of children / webms of children getting shotif this post gets removed, jannies are complacent with this individual continuing to ban evade and resume spamming almost every day at this point
>>570293962it is incredibly sus he just posted this random twitter account one day too either it's his or he's stalking a young columbian tranny, neither are a good look
>>570293962I genuinely believe this type of posts makes you looks not only retarded, but sad man
>>570293643the sentry buster should have had giant boobs
>>570294159you are a pedophile
>>570294287quadrupling down on retardation, impressive
>>570294282trvke
>>570285608>>570292193tf2 is plap
>>570294282sentry buster paizuri
why cant we all be frens :(
>>570294847teri plap
>>570294847no unified /tf2g/ tf2 server = no social space for tf2gs to hang out whilst filtering schizos = schizos get to have just as much of a voice as actual tf2 players here.
>>570295476We had one called the Frag Zone but surprise the schizos killed that by making up shit about it
When you're trying to send your Steam friend a screenshot of you dominating 11 enemy players on Swiftwater as Scout but you accidentally send him a photo of yourself in a maid costume instead... again...
When will we even hear about the summer update?I want a new Soldier HatSince the schizo seems to be so hung up on this, I wasn't even banned in the last thread; I got a warning
>>570293962Hey, retard. He posted that because it's not him and it draws attention away from him. If you have any evidence linking the two, like the twitter account saying "transfurtress 2", then you might have a point. As it is, it's like a guy who goes by Mark J. posting a twitter profile of someone also named Mark J., i.e. a complete coincidence.There's literally no reason he'd out himself, and then continue to draw attention to it. The only reason you're still repeating this is that A., you're him, or B., you're genuinely this stupid.
>>570296064Same, I also just got a warning. Seems that no one was actually banned as much as he wishes
>>570296018I hate when that happens, especially if in the pic the skirt is stuck on something and being pulled up, revealing too much
>>570296131>If you have any evidence linking the twoI posted evidence of that. all you're saying here is "well maybe there's some other reason that account has demofloyd in his handle mmkay? I can't think of any myself, but you're stupid." hate to say it, but a dumbass like you getting pissy over semantics doesn't help in this situation.>There's literally no reason he'd out himselfyes, young people who are completely insane and spend their whole day spamming on 4chan, a demographic known for making high IQ decisions and never acting irrationally
>>570293962>>spams "transfurtress2" every single threadThat's PurpleMisty not demofloyd.>children getting shotThat never happened.
570296767I know for a fact that I'm not the only person who remembers that webm posted here
>>570296131>ignores the demofloyd connectionLiterally nowhere else on the internet is a demofloyd ground, unless you say this thing is a deep sharty creature, which still would mean its guilty, so evidence points to this being demofloyd, aka what is likely you trying to rewrite history as an escape tactic
>>570296629You didn't post evidence of that. That forced meme was on reddit a few years ago, which means it probably didn't originate there and most likely spread in the interim. It's not localized to literally one guy like you seem to think it is.Also, we very well know it isn't him, because he's repeatedly denied it in the past when his info *was* posted, so there's not a chance in hell he'd go and post his own profile.
>>570296912Some pedophile was posting real images of kids on the fnaf general earlier today so its 100% in possibility, like those fake gifs that trigger something like a kids head being crushed by a tire I remember from way back unfortunately
>>570296629>>570296925You don't need to samefag, dumbass.
>>570297089You should stop touching children.
>>570296912That video is fake and is a funny meme in Brasil.
>>570297253I'm so impressed by your use of basic 4chanX features.
>>570297281>brazilians laugh at gore of irl kidsWhy am I not surprised
Play TF2
>>570297367And you have raped children. Typical Sharty child predator.
>>570296767purple misty is trans though why they post it
>>570297089I'm not samefagging, why are you like this?
>>570297253Well? Where's my second reply from the other guy, faggot?
I just got 666 points as scorch shot pyro on skial, dont ask me anything
any time someone mentions demofloyd i just think they're a massive schizoid and ignore, you guys would do well to do the same.
>"I'm not samefagging!">t. obvious samefagger
>>570297409How can you not find that video funny?
>troll samefags and acts as if he's playing 4d chess with everyone on this board whenever he slips a clue about his originWow you got me. How long will this shitposting going to last? Until mods notice it again?
>>570297810Right, that's why it has no accompanying screenshot and was posted in the same time it takes to type it out on a phone.
>>570297906>>570297830Until he’s dead.
>>570296767the schizo learned a new scapegoat it seemsyou don't even know who that is
>>570297906I'm the person who reposted the twitter account because I thought it would be a good time after the schizo had just gotten banned again, not much I can do at this point to convince you. I already made my case here >>570296629
>>570297467baby making sex with ms pauling
this thread sucks mods please delete it as well
>>570298139Oh my god how many times do you need to be told, that's not him you blinkered dipshit.
>>570296064>spoilerI didn't even receive a warning.
>>570297858>haha a kid got shot in the face actual mental sickness
>>570298216To the back of the line bud
>>570298282>you blinkered dipshitAgain why are you like this? You are angry and hurling insults at me instead of the jannies and the mod for allowing the schizo himself to keep posting, good fucking job. All of your anger should be focused on finding ways to get the schizo off of this thread but nope, you're mad at me instead? Kill yourself
>>570298607it's okay she gave me a VIP contract to knock her up
>>570298275This dead thread has been claimed by GOLDSHIPDustbowl Heavy 2Fort
>>570298636There's no point in insulting the jannies or the mods, because they're clearly not paying any attention as you yourself have pointed out. There's literally no way to get rid of the faggot, except to submit reports and hope one guy on the team decides to actually do his job. Continuing to spread misinformation that that faggot posted HIMSELF, which you are too blind to see, isn't helping anyone.
I don't see the horse girls having any sort of staying power like Zhao or the Yordles
>>570299283It's fun for now
>>570296064>>570298275>>570298419>>570298607plap>>570296162oppai 'livia sweaty paizuri
>>570299283the variety is nice
>>570299230Be quiet then
>>570299283Post more fat gold ship ass and we'll see
>>570299283that's because you lack visionI'm seconding more fat goldshi ass
>>570299385Just as soon as you stop running the faggot's misinfo campaign for him. You got fooled by the most obvious misdirect in the book.
>>570299825>You got fooled by the most obvious misdirect in the book.>I just have to get the last word inthe schizo will keep winning as long as you post, it's your fault this argument kept going for as long as it has and completely ruined any positive momentum the thread had. Learn to be quiet when you're told, stupid nigger
>muh last word>does the exact thing he's complaining aboutOk anon, you win, you're definitely not the fool here.
>>570299283don't forget about the real tf2 staples
How the fuck you gauge for sentry turn speed to circle on top of it to obliterate the shit out of it with melee attacks? How the fuck do you time its target seeking cycle? I peek out and there's a Sentry locking onto me just five meters ahead and there's no way that I can get near it without being exposed to turrets.Do you need to peek, make it lock-in for you, take cover then count to whatever for it to track one cycle and dash for circling it? How the fuck does that work? What's the magic number for frequency and how positioning works?
>>570299503>>570299573Wish grantedGravelrock Egypt Engineer
>>570301152>with hatsyepbaaaased
>>570301152>canonically-sizedbased
>>570301152Engineer Bussy.
>>570301152Oh, to be crushed beneath such an ass. A death to be passed into legend.
>>570301152next OP right herealso baby making sex
>>570301869It has nothing to do with TF2.
Trans Furtress 2 hours!
>>570301931you're blind then
>>570301981It has an anime girl in it, which disqualifies it from being TF2 related.
>>570302298show me the rule where that's stated
Chad Fortress 2 hours
>>570302298wrong >>570302461many are saying thisalso dumping baby batter in there
>>570301152CHADineer property btw.
>>570301975Yep!
>>570302571Engineer is a cuck class.
>>570302461holy wobblewagon
>>570302812are you going to have another chimpout about CHADineer and get your stupid ass banned again
>>570302960No, shup up.
>>570302960Somebody got banned an hour ago
>>570301152This image is incredibly related to TF2, possibly more than any other. Look at all the TF2 referencesWho would Golshi main
>>570303431Evidence?
>>570303543This >>570297978
>>570305287>literally one deleted post That's not a ban dumbass
>>570303452Engineer, horse lazy
kogasa.tf is way too popularIt is impossible to get a slot on this shit no cap
>>570305816It has had 0 players the past few days.
>>570305816dude don't talk about that server you'll make the redditor bring out 3 year old screencaps of posts that made him angry
>>570305287Not banned, dummy.
>>570306485rent free
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>570311931because you're still here
>>570241932 >>570264262 >>570275039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifzQZ7A04TM
these small victories aren't even worth celebratingthey missed like, 90% of what actually should've been wiped, and didn't even ban anyone
>>570313334I know but laughing at him frustrates him so it's the only joy we can get out of it
My mouse is finally dying after a decade... it started losing/doubling/tripling m1 inputs just a few days ago...Countless frags were had - rest in peace you cheap piece of shit
>>570313981change the microswitch and give it a new life
>>570314305wife
>>570313981>losing/doubling/tripling m1 inputsSpray it with cologne or rubbing alcohol. Most gaming mice double inputs because gunk get stuck on it from sweat.Don't throw it away if it's still functioning but perhaps it's time pay it due respects and shelve it to retirement. Some old gaming mouse are pretty sturdy and high quality, they don't make similar anymore.
>>570314305>>570315008I'll try the alcohol trick tomorrowIdk how well it'll work, since the microswitch is like, a tiny plastic vertical tab nestled in a tight hole
>>570252315Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>570316928this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
>>570315334Most mouse switches are like this one and can be open. Just don't be a brute.
>>570317884yeah mine doesn't look like that
GYAS passer
>>570322390When you use it, GYAS will begin filling the room
>>570277221a spy can't even break two nests if the sentry ranges overlapno other class benefits so heavily from class stacking as engineer does, it unironically needs to be fixedmaybe there should be some sort of rule for sentries that one sentry only fires at one player at once i.e. the sentries communicate via wi-fi and if one sentry is shooting at a player, the other ones won't
>>570324008>ruining mvm just for spy mains to do slightly betterSpy moment
>>570324765I don't have the oratorial ability to sufficiently explain this but you are literally the worst type of person that roams this Earth
>>570280090>Tyler McAfricanAmerican
>>570280090>mvm update cancelled>project tf cancelled>hlx cancelled
>>570324008engi shouldn't be nerfed, spy should simply be buffed, specifically vs buildings>default sapper now takes one more swing to destroy>increase the sentry's downtime before it wakes up after the sapper is removed>nerf the homewrecker so that it destroys sappers in the same amount of swings as the stock wrench>nerf the neon annihilator's damage to sappers to the same level as the jag>engineers can no longer use the eureka effect to warp to sapped exits (srsly why is this even a thing that hasnt been fixed?)
>>570326479>(srsly why is this even a thing that hasnt been fixed?)Because this game is on life support and Valve just stops in to make sure its still breathing and then leaves
>>570326591i mean it was a thing since the EE was added and yet it was never fixed in the meantime?
>>570326734Nah, the teleport to your teleporters buff wasn't added until 2014, and it wasn't part of the weapon's original design so Valve just simply never thought about interactions like that, 2014 was already the downward slope
>>570280090>tyler mcniggerthis actully is a strong indicator that nothing will happen
>be Spy>equip stock Sapper, destruction by sapping takes a while>Pyro drops Sapper in a second and Engineer repairs the damage in a blink>their reaction time hardly matters until you wipe them both, it never punish their late responseWhich you never will have the power to do so because Sentry will be re-activated by either and you'll get crossfired.>"Aye am teh Spaih!">equip RTR, degrade process is slower but occurs in steps and punished their late response>degraded Sentry loses 20% health and Teleporter becomes slower>you can listen to upgrade sound of Sentry and use it as a cue to strike againI have no idea how that eludes you all. Honest. >"b-b-but muh favrit Yootoober sez red tape sucks! you suck!Whatever you say. Keep seething about Razorback Snipers then.
485 days until the twenty year anniversary for TF2! Surely Valve is cooking something absolutely bonkers for us TF2 fans!
doesn't this nigga ever get tired of repeating the same "nuh uh i my shield is laser proof and im superman" scenarios
>>570331151Native language? You're missing subjects, proper nouns, adverbs, and actions, and using the wrong tense of words every other sentence, and it's very difficult to try and parse what it is exactly that you're saying.
>>570331219They'll be replacing the original game with a botched Source 2 port
>>570331219they will release deadlock officially and announce closing tf2 at the same time to save server space
>>570301794>crushed by a fat assit would be extremely painful
Imagine being hit by a car. Complete wipeout. You hear the sirens coming but instinctively you know it's already over because you feel no pain, no sensation at all below your lungs. They roll you into the ER but it's too late and your consciousness finishes receding. The world fading away. Your vision going blacker than black and you feel yourself falling upwards towards something infinite. Then you hear in the distance from somewhere up ahead, "needa dispenser ova here!"
>>570333724Haven't slept whole day and night, this is what you get. Also here's 4chan fuck that. I think it's pretty clear what I'm trying to say but to summarize:>equip the damn RTR instead of complaining about Homewrecker like a little bitch you areWaiting for upgrade after degrade strategy won't be foolproof, but it's a more applicable method than "sap shit and watch it get repaired in a blink". Again, this is not easy to pull off because in a rather tight space Engineer and Pyro will be very near and remove RTR the moment you attach it. However, I suggest you all to await a distraction or create one by sapping something else other than Sentry itself first. Only then you'll see the impact of your labor and start to pick targets because you'll realize how an upgrading Sentry gives you a time frame to shoot stuff and cloak away.We get it 90% of spy players use Sapper because it's convenient, it obviously doesn't help and achieves nothing against well protected nests.All this time you spent writing sob stories about Pybros being big meanies (and perhaps watching clickbait videos from Youtubers that echo the crowd back) can be spent on adapting a new strategy.
>>570277723based coldfront chad
Coldfront looks like shit ngl
it is the best 5cp map
coldfront >= freight > fastlane > badlands > foundry > well > granary > gullywash > snakewater > 5gorge > irredeemable dogshit power gap > sunshine & process > rest not worth even mentioning
yes i got bullied out of the sacred halls of sunshine by a hale's own scout how could you tell
my condolences that happened to you, then again you are not going to miss a lot for not playing your copypasted S shaped map
>>570312926Good work sister, you stay here cleaning up this place from chuds all day! Here is your comp medal.
A simple guide to 5cp:>5cp map played in compSLOP>5cp map not played in compSOVLThank you for your attention
>>570339323trvkeColdfront, Fastlane, Freight, and Yukon are based and rarely touched by compfags
>>570339323Generational post. sorry but your process / sunshine webms are not impressive
>>570331151red tape recorder is good if you dont actually intend to take down the sentry nest with your sappers, aka wasting your fucking time
>>570349601red tape recorder is good because it pisses engineers off more than just sapping their stuff
>>570331219>Can't even deliver an MvM update with all the content made by the communityCan't wait for the 20th anniversary blog post in 2029!
controversial opinion:I do not like cp
>>570312009Bit mean.
>>570354683I do!
>>570312926The first one most likely isn't him, just an innocent guy, because not everyone who doesn't like your degeneracy is the same poster.
>der ichfunny wassermarken
there is a reason why payload is king
>>5703601562 big reasons, actually
>>570360156>>570363253we should be friends anon
Hey guys, it's divegrass time again. Today's match is against /vrg/ and just starting, come cheer our team hopefully do better than last week!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>570364209>already 0x1we need shupos
Sniper is really huge.
>0x2over
>>570365096tf2g simply can't stop taking Ls
Shoulda been 0x3
>>570365653>no shupo>lost without making a single pointwell well well......
>>570364209Well, we didn't get scored on as much as last time...But we're also out of this League, the team composition and tactics we're terrible this time around. And that's all on me, I'm sorry for the disappointment this time around
>>570364209>>570367801Da Mobstuh goalkeeper. Next season. Make it happen.
>>570245967
>>570368054Why is he bigger than Heavy?
>>570335523Except none of that works in reality, and everyone with common sense has realized the RTR is a piece of garbage for a reason, outside of situations like 1,000 Uncles. Sapping something for a "distraction" to try and get at the sentry just raises the opposite team's awareness and immediately lets everyone know a spy is around, instead of it merely being a possibility.What you're suggesting is not just "not easy" to pull off, it's impossible unless you're facing fresh installs who have never played an FPS before.If you're waiting for a distraction (that isn't you announcing your presence) to move in, then the sapper you're using is moot.Trying to "pick targets" and capitalize on the short window where the sentry is in the rebuilding animation is a fantasy, since you're not able to kill anyone in that small window of time except for backstabbing them, and getting close enough to do that after alerting everyone that a spy just sapped the sentry is basically impossible. There is physically no way to accomplish anything by "just shooting stuff" after sapping a sentry and then running away. This sounds like a massive LARP coming from someone who doesn't actually play spy, but who just reads item descriptions and watches spy tutorials.Using the RTR isn't a better strategy than using the stock sapper, in the same way that getting hit by a car going 60kph isn't a better scenario than getting hit by a train going 60kph. They're both no-win scenarios.90% of spies use the stock sapper because it's better than the RTR in 90% of scenarios. The RTR is no better than it against well protected nests.All this time you spend writing these fantasy novels could be time spent recording gameplay footage of what you're trying to peddle to people, instead of trying to defend the absolute state of the spy vs pybro interaction.
>three matches in a row with several scriptkiddies on both teamsnew banwave when
>>570372764Treadmill work, kiddo *goes back into hibernation*
>>570370647Italian diabetus
>>570374037He doesn't even sound Italian.
>>570375870Well yeah everyone knows what Italian accents sound like thanks to super mario.
>>570370647He's the objective, so he should always be visible
>>570360156>>570363253baby making sex with poppy
>>570368054Fuck your mobsta
>>570360156
>>570377924meant for >>570368054
What's stopping from from screaming 'YER spy got me!' to my team to warn them?
>>570378281Who will care?
>>570378281A simple 'spy me' will suffice
>>570378281a third of your team won't understand youa third has voice_enable 0a third will take too long to realize what you said
>>570372951He looks like the Mobster
>>570379236And some won't give a shit, let's be honest
STOP SAYING SPY MESAY WHAT CLASS YOU AREI DON'T KNOW YOU
>Boot up TF2>The server browser filters have reset>Huh>Connect to a server>Default settingsWtf happened? Did this happen to anyone else? I played yesterday and everything was fine
>>570380713Sometimes it happens to me when I have ran out of space on my hard drive.
We've been found out, shut it down
>>570317884Alcohol flush seemed to have worked so farThings are looking up :)>warned for false report (uh no I didn't, all my reports are accurate)Nevermind :(
>>570381095By who?
>>570379717Just mouse over the Spy and read their name and see if it's mine before they kill you :)
>>570381180I was too optimistic, it worked perfectly fine for like 5 minutes before becoming as bad if not worse :(
How long before we see SFM memes of Medic singing Du bist gut genug
>>570382457It never will be funny.
He says, as he continues to spam an SFM version of a dead negro he thinks is hilarious
>>570382446You need to do it several times to get the crud out if you are not cleaning it with a cotton swab and some contact cleaner.
>>570382457>Du bist gut genugqrd?
>>570383098How can you not find this image funny? It's one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen in my unfortunate life.
What determines what map improvements get added to TF2? Like the recent improvements to cp_process. Would it be possible for the out-of-bounds exploits on Borneo and Frontier to be fixed if we just ask the map makers to push them?
>>570383098ermdemofloyd is very much alive and not dead, i don't know where you got that from
>>570383210nah I flushed it then swabbed it, I think it's just dying
>>570384458How many edits do you have?
spamming or avatar use, call it
>>570385224Yeah for posts like >>570360156 and >>570347082
>>570372764>>570372951>>570372963I have a theory that TF2 no longer receives banwaves but instead gets semi-regular "when the jannies feel like it" reported account reviews. My evidence: I autistically collect the Steam profiles of cheaters I run into in Casual. I ALWAYS report them on their Steam profile and then leave the tab. I'm not autismo enough to actually record the exact dates that I ran into them, but basically from left to right they go in chronological order. Every once in a while I'll check to see if any of them have been banned.If Valve was operating in the usual banwave "system" for TF2 I would expect to see the earliest-encountered cheater profiles receive bans, while newer throwaway accounts or whatever get banned later. However some of the earliest-encountered cheaters are still not banned(there's a spic profile for example who I remember running into before Christmas of last year, so roughly six months ago). Meanwhile I checked earlier and a cheater account I encountered maybe two or three weeks back is banned.Based on this evidence I think it's up to pure luck if your report gets ignored or actually reviewed.>Inb4 "the ones not banned = you were mistaken and they probably weren't cheating"Nah I hate cheaters and habitually switch to C&D Spy to check, some of the profiles I have saved from months ago were of the blatant "spins 180 degrees to headshot a fully invisible spy" variety, or other obvious ones like crithackers .Anyway that's my conclusion, there's no regular moderation or banwaves. Instead we have scattershot moderation that happens on whim. Thanks for reading my blogpost
>>570384813Probably. That's why I suggested getting a new microswitch, if you can solder it's easy.
>>570113515ur wrong kvasorb is helping konata fill up almost every day
>>570280090
>>570383810>What determines what map improvements get added to TF2?Literally the map makers adding it themselves>Would it be possible for the out-of-bounds exploits on Borneo and Frontier to be fixed if we just ask the map makers to push them?Yes, if they listen
>>570385597>before Christmas of last year, so roughly six months agomore like SIX SEVEN months ago!
>>570385908
>colombian pedo spamming againhow long till they're all deleted
>>570386274Not soon enough
>>570386274Am not a Colombian and am not a pedo either, i'm not into cartoon girls.
>>570386572Shup up
>>570386572The saddest part is he's been spamming this shit for TWO YEARS now, and it still hasn't caught on or spread, he's still the only sad sack of shit spamming it.
Engineer is really small.
>>570386991I wasn't even here 2 years ago.
Would a lunchbox slot for Heavy fix him?
>SPY!! SAP THE FUCKING SENTRY>SPY!!!
>>570387354No, but I will have sex with zhao
>>570387484Youre jokes will never be funny.
>>570387830ESL
>>570387938Knowing English doesn't make you're IQ any higher.
>>570385224i go with avatar personally
>>570349601Against a multiple Sentry nest that are not tightly stacked you have nothing but RTR as an answer.Leaving your team to deal with multiple level 2 and level 1 Sentries is better than failing to drop level 3 ones.When you manage to degrade most Sentries, any Ubered Demo or Heavy can chew through them.>>570349798That anon is right.>>570372117>like 1,000 Uncles.A stacked Sentry nest of two or three Engineers also would force your hand to equip RTR.Especially if one of them is dumb enough to use Jag, you'll realize RTR is a gift given to Spy>Sapping something for a "distraction" When you sap something for distraction, you make it obvious on purpose first; sap something then cloak away to sap the Sentry. You either sap Dispenser or Teleport first before you beeline for Sentry, be creative.Until you force them to split up, their response time will be swift and Sentry will be unscathed again in a small space. Degrading Teleporter is also a success but you can shoot stuff after you attached RTR to Sentry as well.>Trying to "pick targets" and capitalize on the short window where the sentry is in the rebuilding animation is a fantasy,Animation for leveling up from 2 to 3 is around two seconds that's plenty time to seize the lapse to shoot your high damage revolver; anything but Dback or L'etrang should work. I don't think you can stab a Razorback Sniper under two seconds in a Sentry nest unless you play in tr_ maps. >This sounds like a massive LARP coming from someone who doesn't actually play spyNope. You sound like a Pyro main or derail and gaslight.>90% of spies use the stock sapper because it's better than the RTR in 90% of scenariosSomewhat, but that's not the entire reason. It has potential to cause game breaking bugs and rest 10% is when you have to confront multiple Sentry nests or a Pybro else a Razorback Sniper in the nest. Those usually abhorred by Spy mains and left to rest of team to deal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaxRamFgENo
>>570388167That's what most people do here.
>>570387354>actual human, not AIspam postfinallyno, heavy needs a minigun revert nerf + major melee rework and buffand personally, I need sex with zhao
>>570386991what's sadder is the moderation and janitors being this incompetent
>>570388391That image is AI slop.
>>570388502He meant because the floydfag is a bot who spits out the same responses
>>570388440I'm not breaking any rules by posting a TF2 character on the /tf2g/ general.
>>570388240>sap something then cloak away to sap the SentryNot a thing, engineers cluster their buildings within eyesight of each other. Larp.You cannot force them to split up. Larp.You're not destroying any buildings with your gun while the sentry is sapped, you're getting killed by the engi and his whole team hearing you shoot at buildings. Larp.>2 secondsIs not enough time to do anything. Larp.>Razorback sniper out of nowhereGoalpost shifted. Larp.>You must be a pyro mainHow? Because I actually play spy and know none of this larp works? Retard.>That's not the entire reasonNo, that's quite literally the entire reason.>ESL babbleWhat's your native language?
The RTR is good in one case, against mini sentriesMinis being destroyed is whatever, the Engie can throw another one up right away. But the longer sap process locks the Engie out of building a new one until it dies or he unsaps it, which can be much better for your team
Heavy is already good, he doesn't need to be "buffed".
>>570389090>you're getting killed by the engi and his whole team hearing you shoot at buildingsSo entry team comes rushing in because you shot your revolver? Huge larp.>Is not enough time to do anything. Larp.You aim your shit. I can't find it right now, but in a Soundsmith video his friend (CJ I think) rushed an Engineer after he upgraded his building as a Demoknight.Maybe you just suck at the game or can't comprehend it?>Goalpost shifted. Larp.I mentioned that in the original post you quoted, you just chose to avoid it. You're here to derail stuff just so trolls can overcome this thread.>How? Because I actually play spy and know none of this larp worksYou have opportunities to deal with complex situations as a Spy. You are the one who plug your ears.>What's your native language?What is this? No true Scotsman fallacy?
>>570390145>entry team"entire" team. Damn. I just woke up.Do you guys play in pubs where the entire team chase Spy because he shot at a building? Just have been wondering.
>>570390145>What enemy team?The enemy team members using the engineer's dispenser? The enemy team members coming through the engineer's teleporter? The enemy team members coming from spawn, walking past the engineer's setup? All those members of the enemy team? You clearly do not play the game.>Uh, just ignore game mechanics, and what about random e-celeb? I'm so glad we're talking about demoknight, whose primary form of attack is a melee weapon that can crit on demand, and who has huge bursts of mobility, not to mention the higher health. Oh wait, we weren't, we were talking about spy. The engineer is going to 2-shot you with his shotgun (90 + 90) or wrench (65 + 65) in the time it takes you to shoot him 3 times with your revolver, which has bloom.>I mentioned unrelated thingCool, nobody was talking about razorback snipers.>You have opportunities to make believe if you never play the gameYeah, I can tell.>What is this?A question, since it's clearly not English.Where's your gameplay footage?
>>570390576uh, yeah? if you expose yourself to the entire enemy team like a jackass you're gonna get swarmed, and the revolver has a very distinct and obvious sound. there's a reason nobody shoots buildings unless they're trying to kamikaze the teleporters at spawn...
>>570383328New fotm meme song, translates to you're good enough
>Autobalanced to blue>when team was capping last point on 5CP>FUCK MY CHUD LIFE
>>570390576>Do you guys play in pubs where the entire team chase Spy because he shot at a building?Yes? What kind of question is this? It's like asking if we play in pubs where the enemy team chases down a bonk scout that ran through the front lines.
>>570391513thighs...
>>570390576The ones that see or hear him do it, yeah. People aren't stupid, they know what spy does.
>>570301152We need more Umaposting
>>570392708How come, huh?
>no ping limit>all maps selectedITS BEEN 10 MINUTESWHERE IS MY MATCHI WANT TO PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2
>>570394640zesty lost, chud
>>570391128>The enemy team members coming through the engineer's teleporter?This is why even degrading the Teleporter is a success even if you fail the whole thing.>and who has huge bursts of mobility, not to mention the higher health.May I remind you as a Spy you have something called a "cloak"; some provide invisibility, some provide movement speed and damage mitigation. I rest my case.>The engineer is going to 2-shot you with his shotgun (90 + 90)That can happen but he has to hear a decloak to retaliate and close enough to meat shot you. Try to double back with another disguise initiate with anything but Dback or L'etrang when upgrade animation starts. You'll have more success that way.>or wrench (65 + 65) in the time it takes you to shoot him 3 times with your revolver,That means you let him get close or hugging him and spread (1.25sec recovery) hardly matter.After attaching RTR to Sentry start shooting at players, any shot you attempt at the sapped Sentry is just a bonus. Once it degrades or goes halfway there, it will take quite some time for it to recover back due animation.Something like Enforcer from up close can two shot them as long as you are disguised for first shot as well. I tap shot Sentry when I use stock Sapper at least twice; with RTR however I usually prioritize shooting other players first so they'd ignore it then tap once at Sentry as I retreat if I have the means.Applying RTR again is risky business once it dropped due to the potential bug I mentioned so you shouldn't stick around or let Engineer come close after attaching it. Your best case scenery is to make Pybro late on response on Sentry so you can degrade it back to level 2 at least.>nobody was talking about razorback snipersA spy main seethe at the sight of that but RTR can help about it. All you need to do was getting disguised, double back and stick around after you degraded Sentry, just so you can instantly shoot players as it upgrades then cloak away.
>>570394326quirky tall and fit girls who could crush my head like a melon with their thighs give my brain happy chemicals
>>570394640coordinator down, I gave up 30mins ago
>>570394849>ignores the majority of the counterpoints made>refuses to elaborate on anythingJust stop replying already, this is getting pathetic. Post some gameplay of your hallucinations, or stfu.
>tf2 is dying in real timethank god
>>570394851Huh... I do enjoy giving out happy brain chemical injections though
>>570394849can you please speak english
>>570395157I call shenanigans on that player count. there's only 3k actual players left btw maybe less 2fort and upta man children
>>570394640IM IN!!!>>570394640
>>5703959732fort and uptard man children don't count btw* stupid auto post fucking me up
>>570395074I refuted all of your points. You're imagining things. Why a Spy would ever let Engineer hug and meatshot him at the first place or entire team rushes to Engi's aid when you sap teleporters? You're the one who are LARPing here.What I mention here is a method and perhaps a little complicated because I told you to use something else other than your comfort zone, I get that. You won't get any footage of this shit from me, because it's not a foolproof way of 100% success rate but a method. I can try but it will take time.>>570395219Pay more attention.
>>570396502You didn't, you either ignored them, shifted the goalposts, or made a whataboutism fallacy. Post some gameplay. Also the other anon has a point, you're barely understandable. What is your native language? Why do you keep dodging this question?
>>570395973this is the numbers I'm getting directly from valve. you can get the raw data here if you want. This is last weekhttps://serverbrowser.tf/archives/observations/2026-05-31_to_2026-06-06.csv.gzsoon(tm) there'll be a UI to download specific weeks
>>570396502can you please speak english
>>570396803>>570397341I asked two questions and you ignored them. I think this is enough of a sign. Are you that guy who didn't play for a decade and pissed at me for pointing that you misremembered Axtinguisher? Is that it?I write in clear English, you don't pay half-witted attention to it.
>>570385052i made around 15 edits total
>>570398865Wow you're so talented man, you should post them all here.
>>570397453>Why a Spy would ever let Engineer hug him and meatshot him at the first place or entire team rushes to Engi's aid when you sap teleporters?I already answered these two questions, can't you read? Let me do so again, maybe you'll understand this time.>Translation: Why would a Spy ever let an Engineer hug and meatshot him in the first place?The spy doesn't have a choice, engineers babysit their buildings, and keep their buildings within eyesight of each other. They don't do anything except spycheck everyone who gets near their buildings. You have to get close to a building to sap it, meaning you have to get within range of the engineer's shotgun to sap it. You can't lead with the revolver with the sentry turning to shoot you, or one of his teammates noticing you, which leads into the next question.>Translation: Why would the entire team rush to the engineer's aid when you sap the teleporters?Because they can see you doing it. The enemy team is constantly entering and exiting the teleporter, or using the engineer's dispenser which has a line of sight to the teleporter as they're almost always right next to each other.Both of these were already answered, but you ignored them because they reflected reality.Also no, you don't speak in "clear English", you're constantly missing every other word, using the wrong tense, mixing up the orders of words, or simply fucking up the language entirely to the point where it sounds like you're a drunk.>>570398225There aren't enough semicolons in the world to fix this guy's English.
>>570397453>>570398225can you please speak english
>>570394640NEATOEATOATOTOO
>>570399380no
>>570402786Nice of you to shup up all the people who said that demofloyd doesn't play the game.
>>570402214>EATO
>>570402786This is edited.
>>570391513>>570394326>>570395187sex sex sex and sexo
>>570403110
I have over 9k hours in TF2
>>570407563Regrets?
>>570407870Maybe a little. Like not playing any competitive.
>>570388440It's actually unreal how incompetent they are
is /tf2g/ good again yet
>>570408454Not until the mods wake up
>>570387469>>570391513bot making sex with mimi>>570394326>>570395187paizuri with inari and mejiro
>>570402786I kneel, put the actual schizo in his place king
>>570402786>>570410024
>>570410072silly nigger alert
yeah yeah we already know you mobilepost
>>570410336i think u gotta just stop talking about yourself and your own experiences, and kneel out of respect
bro is actually seething he got called out
>>570410725wow... 7 times and they're all different peoplemeanwhilehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/KbfuhyCLBfXjvBqkbbWz3g/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/WtnJUuPIfGTz2V7F7HLYdA/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/exAC1gil7-tD6OgDmfPaAw/
why aren't you gays playing jills mental funny house uh i mean beat your meat tf2
>>570410553>>570410725congrats the actual schizo baited you guys
>>570410960kek exactlydon't throw stones in a glass house floydautist
>>570410827he always does
>>570411089I don't know why he thinks he can still pretend to be 5 people we've seen the IP wipe so many times
>>570410963i don't get it either, imagine wasting your day arguing herei'm beating my meat off instead
>>570411412no
>>570411812sex with vex
>>570411812catbox pls
>>570411998sex with isabelle
I think I like the scottish resistance more than the regular sticky launcher.
>>570411981nta but should have asked earlier, I would've loved to finish with you but it's too late now...
>schizo goes to erping with herselfson
>>570412391>you'd sex with anything, wouldn't you?with a vagina yes
>>570412391sounds good... sometime tomorrow?
>>570412368wew
>>570412368hot sweaty sex with vex
>Come to /vg/>See /tf2/>Just trannies art dumping goonershit from other gamesJust fucking end it
>>570412886say anything about it and you're getting flamed brah
you're right we should post goonshit from TF2
cropped porn is a staple of tf2 and tf2g
>>570413006>>570412989>Legit schizophrenic delusions
>>570412886New here? Past couple of years she's been spamming this place all day, every day
>>570413053>>570413075two trukes back to back? is it truthmageddon?
>>570413170How do you filter this tranny? Why is /v/ better at talking about tf2 than /tf2/
>>570412886I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>570413296uhhh you kinda just ignore it, ya can make fun of it but it really does nothing but cause them to just derail the thread; last thread they unironically posted tranny porn and got it nuked
>>570413075Correct.
>>570413296add sister, sis, and any other variation to your filters, the tranny loves using those words
>>570413296Filter a scorned vg schizo? Purplemisty will forever spam this place because they're disliked by the tf2g discord people
>>570413075trvke
>>570413542>>570413369Now that you mention filters I'll try that. I'll also see if I can ask claude to make a heat filter or some shit. This seems like an interesting conundrum
>>570412368>>570412391>>570412695>>570413053>>570413485HOLY sexo
>>570413660eh she uses a lot of images, occasionally they get removed; you're best off doing your duty and hoping the janny cleans up
he says, having actively spammed the thread himself just a few hours ago
>>570413598thats not my problem
>>570413659paizuri with miss pauling
chad tf2 hours???
>>570414149TF2 needs Mina, it's not fair that Fortnite gets her
>>570414917link?
New pyro unlock: The Bikini
>>570415653New pyro unlock: The sexo
>>570415845The downside is also an upside
>deleted >70
>>570416910>mods ban one of the guys posting porn>but DON'T ban the retard spamming our thread with the same pic over and over it's actual malice at this point
>>570416910Oh no! Tranny ate shit! what a shocker
>>570417172eh didn't get the other one, wouldnt celebrate til she gets axed on her phone
>everyone I don't like is the same person
>>570399786So you have a turtling Engineer who doesn't leave near his Sentry like ever? Stab him maybe? It's more direct. You're contemplating a situation with an obvious solution.Can't you see the Engineer? Then neither he saw you to clutter in-game chat with *teleports behind you* memes.Don't want him to get near you you? As I described, sap something else then beeline for something else. Don't tell me Engineer is omniscient or something. You move faster than him as a Spy. Fuck your shit. Come up with a better excuse.>meaning you have to get within range of the engineer's shotgun to sap itYou're imagining shit again. Shotgun have bloom and you won't get two shot from it even if you are within medium range. You have to be touching the barrel for that to happen.You can sap the Sentry by taking cover behind it from a position to mess with him so he needs to circle around. What the fuck is this semantic bullshit? You have a gun and can move faster than Engineer as a Spy. How the fuck does he meat shot you for 90 damage from point blank or even melee you when you sap and shoot him down?Why are you going into a whole theoretical fight without even knowing details in-game? You sure you played Spy or just here to piss me off and derail the thread? I think it's the latter.How long have you been playing Spy? When was the last time you played this game?>Because they can see you doing it. Oh no. Why do you think I tell you to sap the teleporter first? How many pub teams you have encountered to coordinate against one Spy's scheming as a whole?Most resistance you get in a pub team are Pybros and Razorback Snipers. Both of which require time to deal with them and RTR can offer such opportunity if used right.After you sap Sentry and degrade it it'll worth it. That's why I tell you to do most damage you can then cloak away at first. You can hit them when Sentry is upgrading back after a disguise.>you're constantly missing every other wordProblem with your reading?
>>570417361He has no concept of anything else because he spends all day samefagging
>>570416994like 15% of the posts they got rid of were actively discussing the game, idk what they're smoking
>>570417592Like I said, it's active malice at this point
What's the story behind the tranny who got banned from the discord? Why don't they just fuck off?
>>570418142Because he lives with his mom and doesn't have a job and decided his life is spamming floyds here
>>570418242? wat
>>570418336Obviously you're talking about the floydtranny, that's the story
>>570418380????????????????????????>>570412737
>>570418445I don't know why you're confuse there's no other trannies here other than the floydtranny
>>570418529Btw that anon seems to be posting on my part. lol
>>570418529genuinely what are you smoking
>>570418641He's the floydtranny trying to deflect kek
>>570417524>So you have a turtling EngineerNo? I didn't describe a turtling engineer, I described an engineer actively defending his buildings. Learn what turtling means.>Can't you...Idk what you're even saying here, it's complete gibberish.>Don't want him to get near you you?>you youAnon, please read. You can't "sap something else" and then beeline "for something else". All the buildings are within sight of each other. All of them are close together. In the time it takes to sap one and cloak, then uncloak and sap the next building, the engineer has undone your work and is now on high alert. Please learn to read.>You're faster than him as spy...Barely? This isn't really relevant, unless you're trying to catch up to backstab one over a long distance. You're not actually fast enough over short distances for it to make any difference, let alone within the radius of a sentry nest. This is not an excuse, you genuinely do not know what you're talking about here and are grasping at straws.>You're imagining shitNo anon, that'd be you. The sapper is a melee range item. The shotgun is a mid-range weapon. It's not that complicated.>Shotgun have bloomNo, the shotgun has pellet spread, not bloom. Even at mid range, the engineer can land 3 shots off on you faster than you can land 3 shots on him because he doesn't have to wait for spread recovery, plus he has the pistol or the wrangler to finish you off.You don't need to be "touching the barrel" for the shotgun to kill you faster than the revolver, what a hyperbolic statement.>You can take cover behind the sentrySo can he, plus he can rip the sapper off too while he's at it, while also being more protected since he's shorter and more of his hitbox is covered by the sentry. If you continue to sap it, the engineer is likely to crit you with his wrench, or someone is bound to notice you circling around it spamming sappers and help the engi out. You don't know what semantics means, you're not using that word properly.
>>570418868Spy doesn't move much faster than engi, especially when you're going to be backpedaling the majority of the time. This is what I mean when I say you're a wiki-diving larper who doesn't actually play the game. In the foot race where you're both facing the same direction, yeah spy is eventually going to outspeed the engi, but that's never an interaction that happens between the two of you unless you're directly running away from an engineer.>How does the engineer shoot you??Probably by putting his crosshair over you since you're the most obvious and loud spy in the history of the game.>Why are you going into a whole theoretical fight without even knowing details in-game?I could ask you the same question, considering you have no clue what you're talking about and all you do is theorycraft the most braindead idiotic strategies I've ever heard.>Oh no.Yes, "oh no". Getting discovered as a spy means you've failed and are now at a huge disadvantage.>Why you think I tell you sap tele firstWell you didn't for starters, and second that doesn't get rid of the constant stream of people healing themselves at his dispenser or coming from spawn. It doesn't take a coordinated team to catch out a spy doing the dumb shit you're always recommending.Still waiting on any footage from you getting value out of the RTR with it's "insanely long sentry downtime" you keep describing.Like, you do realize that what you're describing to do, i.e. sapping the sentry, shooting people, cloaking, running away, disguising, coming back, then decloaking and attacking again takes SIGNIFICANTLY longer than knocking the sapper off and the sentry rebuilding itself, right?>Problem with your reading?No, problem with your writing; you're terrible at it. You'd fail an American English class, which are notoriously terrible and easy to pass.
>>570418858ok
>>570418858Interesting.
>>570417592Well then stop posting illegal images with them.
>>570422091>illegal images?
>>570418868>All the buildings are within sight of each otherIf they're too near that means collateral damage will fuck them up regardless. Why do you even waste your time there when an Uber can wreck it for good?How close are they that Engineer capable of dropping a Sapper from teleporter with 2 hits then catch up to you at the Sentry? Because what the fuck.>All of them are close together.That shouldn't happen. Because that means you are not really needed there.>All the buildings are within sight of each otherHow close are they for Engineer to just turn around and drop the sapper without ever walking towards it or ever waste time? Then why even bother cloaking after the first sap?Where is the Teleporter? Just next to Sentry so any collateral would fuck up his teammates? There are details that doesn't add-up you know that.>The sapper is a melee range item. The shotgun is a mid-range weapon.Are you trying to sap the Engineer by any chance? How come you became so obvious that he started to shoot you before you even could get close?Here's the plan: go for Teleport or Dispenser first, then cloak, make him guess and go for sapping Sentry.Sap and shoot him while you are at it to deter him. About 3 secs degrade occurs.Take what you can and move away, I know there'll be a team helping him out. You'll pick the target when Sentry upgrades again and he needs metal to do that.>No, the shotgun has pellet spread, not bloomIf we go by "semantics" then let's address it, it's called "spread" in-game. I regret that I didn't correct you about revolver.>Yes, "oh no". Getting discovered as a spy means you've failed and are now at a huge disadvantage.How bad can you be the found out between oh-so-many teammates volunteered to help Engineer the moment you step inside his sight?>So can he, plus he can rip the sapper off too while he's at it,What I wanted to say was making Engineer chase you. but you can shoot Sentry to ensure a faster downgrade afaik.
>>570419660>especially when you're going to be backpedaling the majority of the timeEven if you are slower. How he still catches you after dropping a sapper from another building? I'm telling you to go around stuff because at the first encounter your objective is to degrade stuff.>Probably by putting his crosshair over youI mean two shot you from where standing while he supposed to drop the sapper, else his Sentry will be degraded to level 2 in 3 seconds.Not a single smart Engineer puts their buildings close as you described them risking collateral damage. As I have said, you're imagining things.>Well you didn't for startersWhat do you think my first few posts are? Sapping either Teleport or Dispenser is for distraction so they either have to ignore it which there'll be repercussions or get on it and lose track of you. You create this weird imaginative scenery where Engineer is omniscient and teleports everywhere, removes sapper with his telekinesis and still shoots Spy while he's at it.>You can't "sap something else" and then beeline "for something else"From what argument you got this bit from then?>or coming from spawn.That means there are shit ton of people and Engineer can't track you down. In case you got found out, you must be really fucking bad as a Spy which I assume you are.He needs a Pybro and if he ever gets Homewrecker he'll deny any stock Sapper attempt easily. Admit it, RTR is the only way from there.>and attacking again takes SIGNIFICANTLY longer than knocking the sapper off and the sentry rebuilding itself, right?Are you willing to act obtuse or what? How Engineer moves between buildings when collateral damage is a main concern in this game with so much splash damage? He just turns around to reach them?>No, problem with your writing; you're terrible at it.I wouldn't call myself perfect, but how long have you been here anon?
om nom nom
>>570422946instead of the cookie it's my cock
>>570422813Why do you keep assuming "within sight of each other" means "crammed together 2 centimeters apart"?You're aware the engineer can see you sapping his shit, right? He can shoot at you on his way to unsap either>That shouldn't happenWow, what an amazing argument. Again, why do you automatically assume "close" means "2 centimeters apart"?>How close are they?Obvious close enough for them to be within eyesight of each other, but further than the splash radius of a stickybomb, as has been the case this whole time. No wonder the details don't add up for you, you think engineers either cram all their stuff in one corner, or they spread it out so far that it's completely indefensible, with nothing in-between>Are you trying to sap the Engineer?Are you retarded? Do you even play the game? Engineers spycheck everyone, spychecking is free.You're not going to "deter" him by attacking his buildings, that does the exact opposite.You mean the metal he has free access to from his dispenser, or the metal packs he built near, or from his teammates dying nearby?Your timetable doesn't add up for any of this>How bad can you be the found out between...Actual gibberish, what are you even sayingSo which is it, circle around the sentry and use it as cover, or make the engi chase you?>How he stills catches you?By shooting you with his shotgun once he sees you sapping his shit>I mean two shot...More gibberish>Not a single engineer does the thing I imagined them doingOkay? Neat?>What do you think my first posts are?Uh, stupid?>more made up schizo shitKeeping track of a spy and unsapping your buildings is not a hard thing to do, you just pan around between wrench swings. It genuinely sounds like you don't play... like any of the classes you talk about; spy, engineer, pyro, none of them>the engineer's teammates coming from spawn means the engineer can't track you downExcuse me, what? Fucking lmao>more projection and copeNeat!
>>570422910>Are you willing to act obtuse or what?Again with the not understanding what words mean>How Engineer moves between buildingsI imagine he moves his mouse around and uses the WASD keys to keep an eye on his buildings and spycheck people who get close to them>I wouldn't call myself perfectUnderstatement of the centuryNative language?
>haven't played in a year>cripplingly bored>think about playing but know it's just going to be the same casual bs that made me quit in the first placeAnd no, vanilla community servers don't exist here
>>570425440>Engineers spycheck everyone, spychecking is free.What made him paranoid to 180 every second after a wrench hit? how come you are so unskillful to make it obvious? How come he's never bothered by your teammates to repair?>You're not going to "deter" him by attacking his buildings,And I have asked if you are going to act obtuse, I got my answer.If by any chance you put Sentry between you and him you can still shoot the Sentry. You sap his stuff while you distracted him and you shoot him. Simple.>By shooting you with his shotgun once he sees you sapping his shitSo he gives up on removing the sapper by choosing that. Due distance spread will be wide, you'll take damage for sure but it won't be a harsh punishment if you are quick.>Okay? Neat?Yeah, they're not teleporting around and never ceased worldly needs of moving around. Who would have guessed?>Keeping track of a spy and unsapping your buildings is not a hard thing to doIt's not about how hard it is, it's about effort and decision. Engineer always have to pick between dropping a sapper or shooting the Spy whenever you manage disable a building.Your imaginative sceneries don't work in a game and I can clearly see that you're slowly realizing it, given you write shorter replies instead of defending your arguments.>Excuse me, what? Fucking lmaoDo you know how disguises work? If Engineer plays in a crowded team how come he's keeping tabs on three buildings and who are at the frontline at the same time to check Spy?>Again with the not understanding what words meanOpen a dictionary.>I imagine he moves his mouse around and uses the WASD keysHe needs to reload, repair his stuff and there are always pellet spread for shotgun. That still means he needs to move when you sap his shit by showing a great disrespect. Horrendous, I know.>Native language?Then what? You'll ask A.I about insults about my nationality? I'll pass. And none of your fucking business. I don't owe internet strangers anything.
>>570426773>What made him paranoid to 180 every second after a wrench hit?Knowing that spies exist? What kind of stupid question is that?>more projectionNeat!>And I have asked...More self-affirming schizobabble, wonderful>Put sentry between you and him and shoot the sentry...and he can just knock the sapper off and repair the sentry, and it will kill youDistracted him with what? The very thing that alerted him to your presence in the first place?You're using circular logic here>So he gives upNo, he shoots you and kills you, then removes the sapper because the RTR doesn't actually destroy his sentry>they're not teleporting aroundNobody ever said they were except for you, what did you even mean by this?>Your imaginative scenarios don't work in a gameThat's literally what I've been telling you for the entire thread while you invent more and more of them. "No u" isn't an argument when you're the one who's been saying dumb shit the entire time>Do you know how disguises work?Do you? It doesn't sound like it>Open a dictionaryYou clearly need to more than I do>He needs to [play the game]Wild, who would have guessed?>Showing a great disrespectLmao>N-none of your business!If you're going to speak English, you could at least put in enough effort to not completely butcher it every chance you getPlease condense your posts and proofread them next time, I'm not going to read through barely-legible walls of text of ESL schizo-babble & armchair strategies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M48NfU4cTAY
>>570427971>..and he can just knock the sapper off and repair the sentry, and it will kill youWhen you sap from behind the Sentry, right across him you can safely sap and shoot right after. The time he spent dropping it will be enough to squeeze more shots and ensure a degrade.>No, he shoots you and kills youHow he does that when degrade occurs in 3 seconds after sapping and you are about to degrade a building if he stalls? More reasons to retaliate to keep him busy.>No, he shoots you and kills youAnd shooting back never crosses your mind because it's the almighty Engineer we talk about?>Nobody ever said they were except for you, what did you even mean by this?You're acting as if Engineer can remove sapper in two hits before 3 seconds (degrade happens) and still can shoot Spy dead. That doesn't happen unless he teleports like an anime character.>you could at least put in enough effort to not completely butcher it every chance you getI put the effort, you have a half-baked attention and wit to understand the points. I butchered a language while writing and I will do it again.
>>570428873>Ensure a downgradeand then the lvl2 will kill you instead of the lvl3, if he or his teammates don't kill the loud obvious spy first>How can he shoot when his sentry is sapped??By shooting you with his shotgun. Do you have amnesia?>Shooting back?I'm sure shooting at the engineer every 1.25 seconds in full view of everyone is a splendid idea>You're acting as if the engineer can remove sapper in two hitsWhich he can>before 3 secondsWhich he can>and can still shoot Spy deadWhich he can, either by sacrificing one level of his sentry (oh nooo), or by killing you after he removes the sapper in under 3 seconds>Engineer cannot do the bare minimum unless he teleports like an anime characterYou have the most insane perspective on reality>I put the effortClearly not, otherwise you wouldn't be fucking up every other sentence, I wouldn't be mentioning it, and that other guy from earlier today wouldn't have been asking for you to speak English."I put the effort" is wrong"a half-baked attention and wit" is wrong"to understand the points" is the wrong way to end that sentence"I butchered a language while writing" is nonspecificIf it were (more) correct, it'd be>I put in the effort, you just don't have the attention or wit to understand my points. I butchered the language while writing, and I will do it again.Which is still very clunky and unnatural, and obviously didn't come from a native speaker. What's your native language? I want to completely fuck it up while claiming I'm speaking it fluently too, then insult your reading comprehension for correcting me when I get massive swathes of it wrong.
He's so perfect bros
>>570430678Master Chief is better
>>570430626>and then the lvl2 will kill you instead of the lvl3That means it's time to cloak or put your best disguise.>By shooting youThat's great. But overlooking all 3 buildings at once don't you think he won't be dealing 90 damage per shot like you described him or melee you in time before you sap?He can not drop the sapper from all 3 then kill the Spy before he slows the whole nest down.>Which he can, either by sacrificing one level of his sentry (oh nooo)That's 20% max health and Minigun resistance loss for Sentry. Engineer still has to find metal and by happenstance Spy may have picked it to slow him downThis is why I suggest cloaking around, just so you can slow the Dispenser and pick the metal nearby while you are at it.>Clearly notYou understand me fine. I guess you're a stranger to some slang. You just haven't been paying attention and I have to admit I intentionally removed punctuations in most of my posts.Here's not a fancy forum like you imagined it to be; still better than r/ but no.>I want to completely fuck it up while claiming I'm speaking it fluently too, then insult your reading comprehensionSo you'll feed it to A.I. then ask it to remove punctuations and re-word it after twice translated? Sounds like a plan but no.
>>570432184You're using AI translation? No wonder it's so bad
what you're doing isn't slang, that's called barely being able to speak the language
>>570433006>>570433379Who doesn't get what "half-baked attention" means and try to "correct" it? Absolutely A.I. slop.
I love ctf_doublecross, its my favorite CTF map
>>570433828Don't you mean, "a half-baked attention?" It's not an object, fishlips.
>>570434295"You have a case of half-baked attention" would be cooler but alas 2000 character limit.If only that triggers you then I'm pretty good at it.
>>570434707Nah, that still doesn't work. Run it through grok a few more times.
>>570434135it's better 2fort, but it still suffers from the 2fort problem>main route goes right past the enemy spawn>only flank route is tight sewers >sniper battlements cover the whole center of the map
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skTCMStphG8
>>570439075Switch off Soldier kiddo
>>570416910>go back through the guy's posts who got banned on the archive>it was the guy pretending everybody was a samefag >also a bunch of posts mentioning demofloyd / pretending to complain about demofloyd that the floydfag suspiciously always responded to (an excuse to respond to himself)>posts complaining about gooners / anime while also pretending he enjoys anime and everyone else is secondaries>then steals an image from the same thread to pretend to be a pornposter>later tries to use this account getting banned as proof a "tranny" got banned because he falseflag complained about himself and pretend to join the pornposting>just a massive falseflag operation by the floydschizoI apologize to janny-sama, they made the right decision after all except for not also banning his other account for spamming floyds
>>570440649Good catch, not that he made it subtle or anything
>>570441243Nah, that would imply he has a base level of intelligence. I'd place him more as a cab driver, who's also out of a job for the same reasonAlso sexo
>>570441243plap
>>570425751>solution to my problem does not existwell if you say so
>>570316928Please sit on me mommy
Does anyone have that compilation of every elf / santa hat in the game?
>>570448865read tht as calzone
>>570440649This level of schizophrenia by you is not only hilarious but just further cements that floydfag unironically has broken you to be his #1 fan
>>570448865What a CRINGE edit.
>>570448865What a BASED edit.
>>570448865Fantastic
>>570440649
Friendly, how?
>>570449598https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Elfhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Santa
>>570441243>>570440649meds
>>570458191Now go to spawn and get your fucking lunch box.
>>570440649>actually wasting hours of your day on a third worlder schizoJust post porn and waifus for him to janny all day (for free), it's more effective.
>>570462980Am from a 1st world country, the original demofloyd is from a 2nd world country.
Finally got my ban from Geel's website.
>>570440649that's a lot of lies, cope and mental gymnastics to justify your hypothesis what's your favorite demo weapon?
>>570469156Stock setup with pan, guilty pleasure is loose cannon tho
>>570469104
>>570469156Bro cannot stop delivering!
>>570469156I'm solarlight, and I love me some good ol demoknight
>>570469156I'd say Loose Cannon + Scottish Resistance + Skullcutter is quite fun. Especially for MvM.
>>570277723Country soldier
What goes through the minds of fraggas whomst've never leave their side of the map in instaspawn 2fort? I mostly mean when soldiers, pyros and demos play exclusively defensively for hours. There are some people who I have never seen assailing the enemy base, not once, over the several years that I've been playing on some servers.
>>570474968How do you know they aren't attacking while you weren't looking?
>>570475405From the kill feed
>>570475685So either they were AFK/friendly most of the time, or getting killed (which would show up in the killfeed.)
>>570475853No, they were fragging my teammates who walked through the chokepoints they were camping.
>>570469104wonder what triggered him
What if the small community server you like was infected with Serverblight and an evil Mechawreck chased you? (Chased you like a chaser loves trans girls)
>>570476243I guess it's the mindset. Defending is always considered the easier and more "chill" part of a Symmetrical Tower Defense gamemode. While the attacking sides have to worry about their Tug-of-War with each other, the defending sides can just sit back at their base and relax. They only have to spring to action whenever their attacking teammates die or choke, and kill the whittled-down enemy attackers.
>>570474968Walk outside and get domed by Snipers or try to push through the sewers for hours on end
>>570183439Any ideas with teenlivia in particular? I already have a share of haglivia.(Btw I have some drawings in the chamber that I haven't posted that are going up on Monday)
>>570478372Could you do kyojiri teen 'livia?
>Herbert Ludwig Humboldt
so what's the mvm update actually gonna look
>>570485196If Valve doesn't add new stranges and aussies, this update will be complete dogshit. They need to make this at least twice as big as a potato.tf event
>>570486118anon they're gonna nuke the thread again
>>570486118this is missing the vexo sexo
>>570486118oh my
>>570487878There is nothing sexy there.
>>570487878True, my bad.I'll do better next time.
>>570479132Sounds fun
>>570490580They fucked in dey head
floydfag at it again erping in the thread
>>570490686Well stop posting slop images then.
>>570490686floydfag is not the one posting league of legends porn, that would be fempyro schizo. please know tf2g better.
>>570493149both should commit bang in the headicide
>>570493289
>>570462980>hours of your dayIt took me literally 2 minutes, right click -> screenshot the thread in Firefox and then paste into photoshop. And look at the way he melted down and samefagged 4 times to try to discredit it, it was effective.
>>570495957Dude, take your medications
>>570493149>yordle posts banned>fempyro posts all still upThey're 2 separate people, you're not sane and think everyone's the same person
>>570496289as if anyone can remember your thread personalities
>>570496252>more ad hominem distractions seethe more that everyone knows your falseflag operation floydschizo
>>570496289You dont have to defend yourself
>>570496436why did the janny also delete discussion about the game? clearly they mass wiped multiple people
>>570496707I'm not, I'm just relishing the way a 2 minute screenshot of his ban is making him melt down for hours>>570496757They don't ban people for talking about the game. It's called an IP wipe, he did sometimes try to discuss the game but he made the mistake of doing his shitpost operation on the same IP so they wiped all of it.
>>570496757maybe some of it wasn't actually discussion about the game and was just people attaching tf2 words to a post hoping it would let their image not get banned
>>570496707nvm just keep going bro, ur definitely proving not proving this >>570493149
>>570497096jannies can IP wipe multiple people at the same time. it's checkboxes they can tick off on every post. they have to call the moderators to issue an IP wipe request>>570497196that tactic never worked in any of the other generals i frequent.
>>570497683>jannies can IP wipe multiple people at the same time. it's checkboxes they can tick off on every post. they have to call the moderators to issue an IP wipe requestBut they can't and don't ban people at the same time. Banning is a deliberate action and in the ban field they hit a button to delete all the posts by that IP at the same time. If you check the archive the other guy who posted Vex porn has a different deletion time a couple minutes before. That's how you know it was a different IP
>>570495957>It took me literally 2 minutes, right click > screenshot the thread in Firefox and then paste into photoshop. And look at the way he melted down and samefagged 4 times to try to discredit it, it was effective.keep it up in that case, i don't have the time to waste with a obsessed shartynigger schizo anymore. making him seethe by posting site culture is easier.
>>570498275>Banning is a deliberate action and in the ban field they hit a button to delete all the posts by that IP at the same time.if the request queue is filled with multiple IPs, the moderators process them at the same time. >If you check the archive the other guy who posted Vex porn has a different deletion time a couple minutes before. That's how you know it was a different IPthat's circular logic. the vex porn was an easier ban to issue
>>570499734>if the request queue is filled with multiple IPs, the moderators process them at the same time.How would you know for sure unless you're a mod? Based on what we can see bans are individual. Even if they go through a queue when the janny requests one, they're still processed one at a time. We can reliably check the archive and see the deletion times are different.>that's circular logic. the vex porn was an easier ban to issueNo, circular logic is saying that bans are processed at the same time but also the Vex ban was "easier" so it showed up at a different time. Your claims don't make any sense.Also, let's pretend you're right for a second here - this ban doesn't exist in a vaccuum, the floydschizo has been banned so many times and every time 70-150 posts disappear all at once. It's statistically unlikely that every single time he gets banned, they're also banning someone else at the exact same time.
>>570499662What is site culture other than posting frogs and wojaks?
>>570469156Look at what you've done.
What’s going on
>>570500962Demofloyd winning again.
>>570501108unfortunately
>>570500962Demofloyd coping and seething again.
>>570501968 unfortunately
Don't worry guys, the quick-fix medic is here. That means everyone on the team is going to be healed all the time, right? Right...?
>>570501968trvke
>>570502394Best I can do is pocketing the soldier and getting blast jumped into the enemy team and dying
tfw spamming the birthday noisemaker while tf_birthday is activehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ucmMbBtVf0
>>570502394I do
>>570503719plapcakes
>>570503719now those are some plapcakes
>>570503719F
>>570503719plap/10gone too soon
schizo not report every post he doesn't like while also breaking 15 rules himself challenge (impossible)
>>570469156i like the loch n load meta...
I need more plapcakestf2 post
>>570505389anything for tf2 playersdustbowl 2fort
>>570506036sexo
>>570506036https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a5/Demoman_thanks02.wav
>>570505389the MvM update is not realit doesn't existit was never announcedjust like the heavy update
>>570505089Stop posting slop then.
you're not a janny, stfu
>>570506512god I wish that were me
>>570507145trvke
>>570507431which one?
>>570507563both
>>570500530i am not a mod, and please do not call me that. disgruntled jannies and mods leak their info on other imageboard forums. especially on that other one that's autodetected for spam here>Based on what we can see bans are individual. Even if they go through a queue when the janny requests one, they're still processed one at a time. you have very little experience. in other generals, me feuding with other schizos always gets both of our IPs wiped at the same time. jannies don't give a fuck about any feuds and just click on the button>No, circular logic is saying that bans are processed at the same time but also the Vex ban was "easier" so it showed up at a different time. Your claims don't make any sense.vex porn hits the queue <1:51, and later at 1:51 the request is grantedwithin 16 minutes, mass IP requests are issued in the queue, and later granted at 2:07quite easy to understand>It's statistically unlikely that every single time he gets banned, they're also banning someone else at the exact same time.how would you explain the 30+ demofloyd edits still up in this very thread? jannies looked at the thread and decided to not remove them, despite there being a precedent for their removal
I wish to touch the schizos face and ease the pain demofloyd causes him
>>570507643>how would you explain the 30+ demofloyd edits still up in this very thread?Because they don't break any rules.
>>570507979and how would you've known this unless you're the floydschizo? and your posting style is awfully similar to his
>>570507643>how come the thread isn't cleaned up?because mods are shit at their job?of the things deleted in this thread so far, there are at least a dozen examples of other posts with identical content that haven't been deleted. so either ALL of those posts should be deleted but aren't because the jannies are lazy, or none of them should've been deleted and the jannies are power tripping
>>570508278Because they are TF2 related of course.
>>570508278meds
>>570508408if the jannies are so retarded, it would be safe to assume that multiple posters got banned at the same timein /snowg/ there are deleted posts right on the 2:07 mark >>570253337 - https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569928391/#570253337>>570253661 - https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569928391/#570253661>>570254164 - https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569928391/#570254164>>570256214 - https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569928391/#570256214meaning that even other anons got banned in the sweep
>>570507643>i am not a mod, and please do not call me that.I'm not calling you a mod, I'm questioning your authority because you can't be certain about your theory unless you are one.>you have very little experience.Brother, I've been hunting down schizos longer than you've been coming here. Please don't turn this into an epeen war because I'd clear you easily.>in other generals, me feuding with other schizos always gets both of our IPs wipedI've had the exact same thing happen to me. They might show up as being deleted in the thread at the same time but the archive measures it down to the second and still shows different deletion times. Even if it didn't, the public ban log used to show the timestamp of each ban (back when that page actually provided useful information) and it showed every ban had a separate timestamp. It's not simultaneous. It IS possible for them to mass delete posts at the same time with the checkboxes, but this rarely happens alongside a ban. "Ban and delete every post by this IP" is a more deliberate action.>vex porn hits the queue <1:51, and later at 1:51 the request is grantedKek, your logic still doesn't make sense, because you're implying they had to submit a request that was INSTANTANEOUSLY granted, and then they had to wait 16 minutes for another request to be granted. It's also laughable to pretend mods ever act instantaneously. The real answer is that they were banned at different times. The mods DON'T always delete all posts by an IP with a ban, like I said this is a deliberate action. There was only 1 offending post by the Vex poster, so they deleted and banned that one. Then 16 minutes later, they banned the schizo because they saw almost all of his posts were shitposts and falseflags, and it was easier to wipe them all even if they included gameplay posts than manually.>how would you explain the 30 demofloyd editsAre you retarded or something? He mobile posts, it's two separate IPs. They banned the one but not the other.
>>570509302no it wouldn't be safe to assume that
>>570277723Need more accessories but i don't like any of them.
>>570509695>soldier's stash
Demo
>>570509695what other hats for soldier do you have
>>570509302actual pepe silva moment, maybe ya ever consider they push bans at a certain time after checking boxes
>>570510796paizuri with olivia
>>570510392floyd
>>570510927More likely the archive just only updates like once every 5-10 minutes and only detects that the posts were deleted then.I don't think they'd care about pushing shit in waves
>>570510927>maybe ya ever consider they push bans at a certain time after checking boxesof which it proves them being capable of banning multiple posters at the same time
>>570511150put this one on a sign instead
>>570511150baby making sex with stocking
>>570511150cringe if you crop the bottom half outbased if you crop the top half out
>>570511150Why crop it?
>>570511150>thoughtssex with stockingplapping even
place your bets ladies and mentlegen
>>570510354And a Drill and a Kabuto :)>>570510409
>>570511473fempyro is my wife>>570511493why do you have so many provision goggles
>>570511473Shupo plapper 3000
>>570511473demofloyd won
>>570511473Strange Medi Gun
>>570511473Floyd's Fentanyl Fix>>570511587I played a lot back then.
>>570511473super niggers
>>570511473Teri poster was here :3
>>570511473Posting GETS might get you banned.
>>570511773ha
>>570511773creativemuch better than floydtranny shit
>>570511773lul
>>570511773lol
>>570511968Demofloyd would never transition.
ZESTY IS DRUNK AND SPILLING ALL THE EMPORIUM DRAMA ON STREAMTHEY'RE TRYING TO SHUT IT DOWN
>>570512167I love sweaty paizuri
>>570512167The Game
>>570512167Thank fuck I post pornography
>>570512167The barrel of this thing is a blender>>570512389winrar
>>570512389b a s e d
>>570512389nice
>>570512389gz
>>570512389LOL sister, thats epic.
signature use is against the rules
>>570512793Incredible
>>570512793pornography won
>>570512793>this nigga gets a great name and description from gets>meanwhile, I do gets, and I get a grenade launcher called "BBC Worshipper"
>>570513767just don't be unlucky
>>570513767You deserve it for being a racist anime girl poster.
>>570513767you can always wipe the name and roll again
>>570513767It's all part of the roll RNG
>>570478372>>570479132>>570510796Umm, posting livia is kill ATM ToT
>>570510796Sure thing frendo, (Btw, what do u guys think of posting sketches, imma be real, the rendered drawings I do take 2-4 hours each, are u guys interested in pencil sketch like drawings that take me 15-45 min or should I just render and color it?
>>570515484I'm content with sketches, I just like your art
>>570515484Do whatever you feel like doing at the moment, but personally, I prefer waiting more if it means a higher quality drawing.Also, more fat olivia butt please thank you.
>>570515132>>570510796See? No more Olivia posting, Olivia LOST
>>570515132It's so dumb, it's a literal TF2 character. I tried explaining it in the post, evenhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Non-player_characters#Olivia_Mann>>570515484Thanks bro, I'd rather wait and have the rendered drawings but sketches are fine if you want to show it as a work in progress
>>570517809You can take the Olivia posts out of tf2g but you can't take the Olivia out of tf2g
>>570517834So is Demoman.
>>570518171Except you're not posting Demoman, you're posting a crude mockery of him twisted in a drug abusing dead man.You insult the proud name of Tavish Degroot with every post.
reminder that trannyfloyd will never be tf2g culture nor related
>>570518310>>570518443back to back TRVTH NVKES
>>570518443Look at the amount of times it has been posted here, it absolutely is TF2 related.
>>570518527If it was TF2 related it wouldn't get deleted.
>>570518443he's in your head, thus he's here to stay
>>570518710This is edited.
brass beast isn't that bad
What should the next OP be?
>>570509549like i said, it's not my authority. i'm not a mod. the leaks come from jannies on other chan sites, which are verified by their respective forum owners.>hunting down schizowith your screencaps? of which it further validates the schizos' behavior, treating them like trophies, bragging about them to other schizos, and so on.had you ever had the scenario where, after sacrificing yourself with a 3 day ban to take a schizo down with you, only to just see them in the very next thread ban-evading?have you ever baited a gore spammer to go to another general? knowing exactly what to post to trigger them?have you ever posted a contrabanned image that gets you IP wiped, of which it also deletes your posts with a posting style of a schizo that you don't like, thus tarnishing their reputation in the general?you're only chronicling their behavior. i'm retiring them. attrition is my specialty >They might show up as being deleted in the thread at the same time but the archive measures it down to the second and still shows different deletion times. see >>570509302 as proof. separate posts got deleted to the seconds (2:07:07), proving that multiple posters got in the sweep>It IS possible for them to mass delete posts at the same time with the checkboxes, but this rarely happens alongside a ban. "Ban and delete every post by this IP" is a more deliberate action.if it's possible with checkboxes for individual posts, then it's also possible with checkboxes for multiple IPs. which is what my point was>Kek, your logic still doesn't make sense, because you're implying they had to submit a request that was INSTANTANEOUSLY granted, and then they had to wait 16 minutes for another request to be granted. It's also laughable to pretend mods ever act instantaneously. i put the "<" sign there, called the "lesser than" sign. meaning that there was a period between the request (<1:51) and the grant (=1:51). i was even thinking about you fucking up and not reading that
>>570519054my dick cumming in your mom now stop asking >>570519070oh my god shut up
>>570509549>>570519070>There was only 1 offending post by the Vex poster, so they deleted and banned that one. Then 16 minutes later, they banned the schizo because they saw almost all of his posts were shitposts and falseflags, and it was easier to wipe them all even if they included gameplay posts than manually.you're now implying that my point was that the vex poster was also the one in the IP sweep, which i've never claimed. i said that the porn post was the first one to be processed, then 16 minutes later did the queue clear at the same time. moderators don't look at the queue at all times, so that gives the jannies time for requests to accumulate in the queue between grants>He mobile posts, it's two separate IPs. They banned the one but not the other.yes. which implies they look at separate IPs, and issue multiple IP wipes at the same time. making the mistake of not IP wiping the demofloyd posts means they can make mistakes in the IP sweep itself, causing multiple posters to get wiped. explaining the game discussion getting wiped, and the separate snowbreak posts getting wiped
>>570519054A schematic of my ass
>>570519121Bit mean.
>>570519054Phoneyland.
>>570478372Please do a nude teen 'livia.When anon requested it originally he pictured her looking at/holding her now gigantic boobs in a mirror and not just clothed.Olivia is the daughter of Gray Mann and the current CEO of Gray Gravel Co in Team Fortress 2. She also became the CEO of Mann Co. after winning it from Saxton Hale by technicality using the Mann Co. rule regarding transferal of ownership by victory in unarmed combat.
>>570519478why ban evade? >>570510796
>>570510796>>570517834>>570519478how is this guy still posting? where are the jannies??
>>570519478Mods, delete this Olivia tranny
Not ban evading, please keep your posts on topic
3 samefag posts in the same minute. floydtranny kinda giving it all today
What'd be really funny is if it gets deleted again, another anon reposts it.
>>570519909you're just asking for an easy rangeban then
Didn't think we'd have an Oliviafag vs Floyd schizo thread today
That's not what rangeban means lol, what a newfag
>>570519054already decided>>570301152
>>570520384That one wont work.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/avoiding%20bans%20and%20having/>>570518919Heh
>>570520384make her butt wear a gibus and plaster TEAM FORTRESS 2 across the top and bottom of the image
>>570519478Thanks for the help, Oliviabro>>570519584I didn't get banned and that guy reposted it for me. Not every deletion is a ban, newfriend.
>>570520572Anytime, Oliviabro. I can only hope more anons make a stand should you or I be struck down unjustly.
>>570520169>never experienced a rangeban before award
>>570520384Seconding fat gol ship ass for the OP
>>570520384>redditshipuse a more /tf2g/ approved uma, like AGNES TACHYON
>When you remember that valve abandoned tf2 because CSGOyim spent more money on game banana weapon reskins
>>570519070>the leaks come from jannies on other chan sitesThe only thing that got leaked is the jannies' dox, quit the shit and pretending we've seen the Mod CP.>with your screencaps?No, by actually getting them banned, and taunting them with their ban screencaps. I've successfully defeated schizos in other generals and other boards this way who no longer posts. It shuts down their narrative that they don't get banned or that they're 12 different people and baits them into getting banned again very easily. Like I said, I've been at this longer than you, but regardless, you didn't heed my advice and did turn this into an epeen war. This is irrelevant.>see >>570509302 as proof. separate posts got deleted to the seconds (2:07:07), proving that multiple posters got in the sweepThat doesn't prove shit except that the archive is not as reliable as we think (see >>570511169)In fact, you can verify this for yourself by watching the archive while having the real thread open. It takes about a minute for it to fetch new posts.This doesn't mean that multiple people got banned or deleted at the same time. It doesn't make any sense to only issue bans / deletions in a "wave" like they need to conserve server bandwidth. It's just the archive.>if it's possible with checkboxes for individual posts, then it's also possible with checkboxes for multiple IPs. which is what my point wasThen you're a newfag and are guessing incorrectly. It's a form they fill out. We KNOW it's a form they fill out because they can enter a custom ban reason, hit the checkbox to make it a public ban, enter a public ban message, etc. This is totally different from deletion, which can be done with checkboxes.>i put the "<" sign there, called the "lesser than" sign. meaning that there was a period between the request (<1:51) and the grant (=1:51). Then your logic still doesn't make sense because if they had to "batch" the deletions/bans in a wave, it wouldn't have happened separately.(1/2)
>>570519070>>570519212>you're now implying that my point was that the vex poster was also the one in the IP sweep, which i've never claimed. i said that the porn post was the first one to be processed, then 16 minutes later did the queue clear at the same time. moderators don't look at the queue at all times, so that gives the jannies time for requests to accumulate in the queue between grantsNo, what I said and what you're suggesting is that the janny banned the Vexposter, jacked off or whatever for 16 minutes, and then didn't come back to ban the other poster(s) for those 16 minutes, but somehow the Vexposter didn't get banned until that "wave" 16 minutes later. It doesn't add up.>yes. which implies they look at separate IPs, and issue multiple IP wipes at the same time.No, they see posts in a vacuum via reports, they won't have seen the other mobile posts in the thread unless they manually come into the thread and do clean up themselves (like what happened a couple threads ago when they locked the thread).>making the mistake of not IP wiping the demofloyd posts means they can make mistakes in the IP sweep itself, causing multiple posters to get wiped. You're still relying on the assumption that it's impossible for the floydfag to talk about the game. Protip: it isn't, he even booted up the game to post his epeen screenshot while samefagging. In between shitposts he does sometimes talk about the game. It's rare, but he does it. I've seen that behavior for the past 2 years - again, this ban doesn't happen in a vacuum. Regardless of all the shit you're going on about of how you think the moderation works on this site, the posts ARE consistent with every other floydfag post. And even then, I only included the relevant floydfag posts with the same posting style in my screenshot. Making this entire tangent irrelevant.
favorite payload map?
>>570522320pl_talis_cheeks
>>570522320upward
>>570522864pl_paizuri
>>570522864pl_rimzuri
>>570524193all that, and you choose to eat poop
>>570524732she'd be the one doing it though
>>570524732that's now how it works dumbassgoogle how a rimzuri works
new yordlebro just dropped. or at least I think it's new
>>570525579sexo
>>570525579nice
>>570449073
>>570525579very thick10/10
>>570524850>>570524852even gayer
>>570526657>fucking a woman's tits while she rims you >even gayer okay homo
>>5705266570 taste
Bake. Now.
>>570525579Just in time for the new thread!
>>570526859I'm getting blocked by some spam filter, one minute
>>570527182>>570527182GOTTAM
>nuked
>>570527208>404uh oh, floydfag won't like this...
>>570520468I was right.
>>570527208Sister...
>>570527991>>570527991GOTTAM
>>570526709>>570526760>receiving instead of givingdefinition of gay, even by the greeks
>>570528221>wanting to lick a buttholeyou sound pretty gay
>tiny heavy
