Previous: >>570078045Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Big Run 6/19-6/21• Splatfest: Speed vs Power vs Technique 7/10-7/12 • Splatoon Raiders Direct 6/30, releases 7/23. Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQYR--Ic7Qc• Version 11.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
a woomy in the hand is worth two in the bush
k-pop might save splatoon 4 in the west
>>570446495two idols again, one jpop girl, one kpop boy
>>570455478Adorable
Gonna be Veemo Mechanic.
Is Fantasy going to block kold already and remove him from his project? Why are you including an underage schizo tourist it's gonna come back and bite you later on
block me first for being bad and whining about it
>>570448801wtf is that legal
>>570461214With a Raiders themed Splatfest in July, yes.
Whimsy is dead.
>>570465730The splatoon 2 joycons were boring too
>>570465730At least make the buttons colored.
>>570465907Splatoon 3 mogged these so hard.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>570465730Least the pro controller had various images on the black part
>>570465730It's subtlemaxxing. You wouldn't get it.
>>570456168what hairstyle are you using? i'm going with the twintails.
>>570467820Post supplemaxxing yebby.
>>570467895Kelp braid
>>570467895Probably the bangs
Octo Expansion turns Eight today.
>>570465730big man btfo
>>570468832He's the Switch 2 because he's always behind the fucking TV.
>>570468902so then wouldn't he be behind the switch 2
>>570470224Your the one holding it, Your Big Man.
it's divegrass time again, cephs! the /ink/ team faces off against /hdg/ (>>570341095) today and the match starts at the top of the hour!For Super Earth!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>570470975i believe we will win
>>570472231why is the last one pointing at his Bigussy
>>570465730>>570472231I don't like these colors. Blue should be deeper and Frye shouldn't be lime yellow.
something i noticed is that gadgets do not use ink, and are purely cooldown based.so what's the point of the red line in the middle of the mechanic's ink tank then?
she's a woomeater
>>570473808maybe a dev build left out or we are getting different gadegets, we have buttons we dont use use I think
>Totally not loading up another game before the pb
>>570475380we get two gadgets because we have l and r, they won't put shit on face buttons even if we don't get the map
PB 0/10
before everyone goes to pb today, make sure to drink water
jokes on you the pb has 8 people
Everyone is choosing Team Technique yeah?
>>570476806I've been team shiv my entire splat 3 career
>>570476806Are we on the topic of blowjobs? I prefer Frye offering a powerful vacuum blowjob.
>>570477012Nice
Who else is listening to pizza tower while playing pb
>>570476806I'm a STRchad so power it is.
>>570477012
>>570476806Power is the most popular jap team.
>>570477405Hey if you want gay blowjobs with lots of tongue from Big Man be my guest.
>>570473808there was a red line? isn't it just a slightly bigger line to denote the halfway mark?
>>570477012damn she'd slurp you up like a noodle.
>>570477012>vacuum blowjobblegh
>>570477559Why is that? All asians are manlets at best
sorry, i'm playing on elon-net now.
I think I'm stuck on a loading screen.
>>570477594Sex isn't my personality, no.
I think I have to remake. I can't start a new match.
How much suction could woomies produce considering their superhuman feats in all other categories?
>>570478274like those hydro vac trucks
Technical problems
>>570478039gachimuchi
you cannot convince me TC isn't the worst mode in the game
>>570479117just did.
>that 1v1 with b and p
get fucked stupid faggots
>>570479397I feel so bad for doing that but it was too funny.
>>570478574Rare instance of japs being based again.
>>570479397which b
you people are allergic to beakons
>>570480771Achoomy
gg /ink/
>>570480771good, stay mad
>>570480771i was spamming them so they couldn't be deleted anyway.
>make woomy into a supporting role>muffin and king fug choke hardJust like playing support in solos...>>570480881ggs /hdg/! You only have 4ccg in your way so you'll probably make it out!
>>570480881I missed the match, I was inking. Where can I see the vod
elon-net sucks.
Rider did I just put you on spec twice?
Had my fill for now, GGs.
>>570484905I don't think so, this my second spec
>>570484921GGsss
>>570484905Why didn't you say the first half of his name
uh oh trouble in pbs again notice how it's only happens when the cuckold minor mormon is around kek
ggs this netcode is genuinely infuriating
GGs Sセ
When I saw that reefslider come out at hyperspeed I knew something was about to happen
world's first trillionaire.ggs pb.
>>570487952I learned from my brief time on WiMAX back in the day to never use wireless internet of any kind if you can afford it.
ggs peblep
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/tysfnh9jmrn1hs90.flac
GGs pb
GGs PBersThanks for hosting
ggs pb!
GGs pb, I apologize for being a little buzzed todaY
>>570488432GGs! Thanks for hosting.
>>570488653I hate when artists cut the characters at the legs like that making them look like cripples with nugget legs.
>>570488229offgrid now, so stuck with it.
>>570489132Bad woomy does bad woomy things.
>>570489132video footage of kold ruining the pb
>>570489132same energy, right?
>>570490228the goblin is sexually aggressive
>>570490894No because Woomy didn’t get the kill.
>>570490894This is good. I like it when woomies do silly things. Silly woomies are good.
pb so mean, bullying me
>>570491121Fantasy loving the kill.
>>570492150she's expanded so much in all that time
>A PROUD FURRY HAPPY PRIDEA-downdownAArightA
>>570492737where do I unsub from your blog
and finally a hacked me, disabling my jump
>>570492510i need the full version asap
>>570492737Maybe he meant a lion pride.
>>570492813>step into a single pixel of enemy ink>controls go to shit immediately
>>570490894Out of like 10+ Vacs that was the only 1 I was able to launch the projectile.
>>570493919they grew up and moved on from turf warring
>>5704939191 second after raiders releases
>>570489132>"H-hayai...!"
>>570493919
>>570501248WTF how is that controller floating
>>570491121Did you have audio off? You were trying to shoot but had no ink.
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/uhys1m.png
>>570506062>cut my lifeu ok man
>>570506062>the cuckold mormon was in the pb>all those people that left early because they don't want to be anywhere near himkek grim
>>570506062You ok there F?
Acshually I leave before teehee round cause I don't deserve to be in pictures with everyone.
>>570509972You miss out on a chance of someone drawing you.
>>570508903>>570509756I'm fine. Thanks.
>>570510550Good.
Cut my flops into piecesThis is my last resort
what do i do with 211 shells
>>570514409can i have one
>>570514638sent :^)
hey /ink/ do you know if we have to keep going tomorrow
>>570515094Yeah
anyone wanna play some open?
>>570517540What’s our dress code?
>>570517620
>>570517540ill join
open 2/4
>>570518156Knock.
how do you make the bamboozler work
>>570517723me sitting on my elephant-sized nutsack
>>570518156still have room?
>>570520573just started a game, will open after
open 4/4
planned obsolescence kick
GGs open.>>570523046Rip.
>>570523554Is there room in that room?
ggs to open, I gotta do some stuff sadly.
>>570481726the vod should be up sometime soon if you want to see the chat, but there's been times where it's taken a lot longer. The games are actually streamed on twitch.https://implying.fun/vgl26/https://www.twitch.tv/vglvods/videos
I remade the room>>570523554GGs
>>570495019then why are you using vac
>>570523764I like Jet + Angle combo.
No b&.
ggs10 min ban
>>570523632>>570524856GGs
Damn sports ball, I'd rather be a st/ink/er than a sport ball squigger
>>570506062>>570508903>>570509453>>570509756>>570510601>get told by the inner /ink/ clique to stop letting kold in as a warning>ignore them>they coordinate walk outs when kold joins the pb>they're starting to actively pushing fantasy away and keeping him out>gets upset and depressed over this because you want to die on this hill so badly to be friends with an underage pirn addict schizo shitter from twitter
>>570526871leave me alone?
i should join games so i can become the most hated instead
>>570526871Been only with /ink/ for a few months and I still don't get this obsession with kold, but trying to get at him by hurting someone else just makes you a bunch of d/ink/s
>>570527321You'll regret it some schizo will stalk you for a decade or longer. Doesn't feel worth it really.
>>570527567Its just one very loud anon just ignore it like the rest of us do.
GGs openers
GGs SH.
>>570527567schizos gonna schizohe'll talk to himself until the end of time
>>570527567same, the only things ive seen are people being dicks about him and making other people feel bad for it reposting the same tagline over and overnot that this isn't something that seems to happen in every 4chan general but it's still a bit tiring
>>570528110Kold we know it's you
>>570527567Long story short, he had a habit of not holding his tongue and he kept feeding the same shitposter.
Best you can do is R&I.It's pretty obvious when the schizo is pretending to be different anons, including kold himself.
>>570528294Announcing and backseat nodding is against the rules, also offtopic
>>570528406Suck my cock.
>>570527990Is that screenshot real?
>>570527990He also retweets friday night funkin interracial porn kek
I wish we could just fast forward to the 30th, the wait is killing me.
>>570529246Or you know just the 23rd of next month and have the game itself.
>>570527990So you're mad that he shit talks in private as if no does that?
how do you even get the shiver banner, people say it's in news but i don't see it
>>570528294>Best you can do is R&I.too bad it doesn't work for the kpop faggot, meanwhile janny is having an aneurysm at the slightest trace of the boo boo wordinsert that spongebob image here, you know which one
>>570532119my, what big ears you have
>>570531860It should be there. Iirc it's one of the news feeds for splatoon 3
>>570492737GIGAbased, even moreso than usual.
>>570532695not sure if i'm missing something super obvious or if it's because im a europoor
>>570531860>news applet>channel list>Splatoon 3>find "Happy Anniversary, Splatoon 3! Let's celebrate with a Splatfest and free...">scroll to the bottom and hit the button
>>570531980
>>570531980Mods and jannies are full of undesirables now. I would've fucked off from this site if there weren't 2 or 3 people here I'd be cut off from without this thread.
>>570531980What does booboo word mean.....
>>570533075That's old.
>>570533332thanks>>570533430I'm probably not one of them but I would probably miss you if you left>>570533701see >>570393793
>>570541664artist?
I fucking broke my bedframe having sex with gf and due to my configuration I need to sleep in her bed and can now only play in handheld
>>570542171Image is so old I'm not able to dig it out. Could have been in the old booru but that's been defunct.
>>>/wsg/6172943
you think you want raiders but you don't
>>570553241No, I know I don't want it. That's why I'm not going to buy it.
in an alternate reality, order has won, and our big singleplayer spinoff is neon industrial cyberpunk tron instead of ahoy mateydeviating from the strictly urban aesthetic was splatoon series' biggest misstep
>didn't wake up being held gently by a woomveemWhy do I live if not for the chance to wake up out of this strange dream of mammalian society
>>570490894>had Kraken charged>didn't use it when about to die
>>570553241I just don’t want the entire game revealed before I play it. I still would like some surprises.
>>570556298close your eyes and give woomy tummy rubby
>>570542479Your tv was attached to your bed?
We did not deserve this. Or maybe we did for holding out from 30(+39) disadvantage against a team that was mopping the floor with us?
>>570559197I still can hear the seething echoing through the plaza
>>570531980maybe don't be racist
Somehow it was the night of defying FLAR
>>570544709Letting her starve
>>570559410no, I don't think I will
>>570559953is that game any good anyway?
>>570559927is that game any good anyway?
>>570560403dunno, hence why I let her starve
>>570561750I wonder how long it would take, she has huge reserves after all
>>570553241Don’t tell me how I'm supposed to feel faggot.
>>570553241do you enjoy being this miserable
>>570570383you think i'm miserable but you are actually projecting your own misery onto me
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>570571365I can for a bit.
>>570570493>n-no u
I miss /ink/ vs /v/.
>>570574529Does anyone on /v/ play this game anymore?
Splatoon 4 should make you choose between Inkling and Octoling by having you select Agent 4 or Agent 8 in their shared apartment.I will be pissed if the sequel to Splatoon 3 doesn't feature "4" in its title just because Nintendo views 3 as "climatic" or whatever.
>>570575125Splatoon: Revelations
I'm actually so bad.
>>570575125it'll be called Spl4toon, to signify it being a fresh start
Splatoon 2x2
SPLATOON (release year)
>>5705757942015
Splatoon should go the bananza route.
Why do they get that team and we get undercover and squiffer
>>570577789As in, Splatoon should get a good game?
>>570577789what does that mean?
>>570578326Thr game should flop
>>570578635Bananza was successful though.
Not a single cooler from this zap, amazing
>>570571365Full?
>>570580014Opening after this game
>>570580081Enough space for me too? I don't want to snipe.
>>570580206Yep
Touch gun.
Enemy team made the mistake of trying to have fun in this game.
>>570581248Isn’t that what we’re doing?>>570580436
>>5705820194 goos is too much fun for me to handle
The runback.
GGs open
ggs opgnfng I'll try to be better next time
GGs open.
BGs (I wasn't there).
>>570583345oh man who could these woomies possibly be
Change your shirt, you look fugly.
>>570583787Shut up mom!
>>570583345Were they ever found?
MYSTERY WOOMIES
Everything NEW From The Raiders Trailer And Gameplayhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=-Rj5BMnSBts
>>570558045no, my room is 7' by 8' and the only way I can play on the TV is from my bed or if I stand next to itAlso, update:It wasn't my bedframe, but rather my fucking floor now has a hole in it
>>570588126powerful
Undertow is miserable.
>Why am I finding all my therians now? I'm a canineA-downdownAArightA
>>570596838omg people are different help me nintendo mods
We need melee weapons
>>570599116splatchet
>>570599116I think most melee items have an equivalent in Splatoon mainline. Raiders will have a slow descent like parasol, the pokeball will be the turret and one of the new subs is kinda like screw attack.
Ideas for an overpowered secret extra boss in Splatoon Raiders?
>>570602073one flyfish
Am I stupid for not yet realizing that the Salmonids in Raiders covering themselves in salt makes them literally seasoned fighters?
>>570602073You're gonna get After Alterna MKII and you're gonna like it. We didn't even get a secret boss for Side Order so I would not get my hopes up too much.
>>570602317no, i just now noticed that as wellvery clever
>>570602073A random grizzco veemo thats stranded but she found a lost shipping container full of special packs and weapos also sodas so she always has cooler active and spams specials every 10 seconds also in that shipping container theres old specials and also prototype specials for 4. OC do not steal
>>570602317
>>570602739after alterna is better and harder than ia3 so yes, i will like it.
>>570603190Dangerously good woomy.
>>570602073Alternative king salmonid, like a Stingscraper, or a Man-at-Legs styled Griller.Maybe a suped-up Goldie would be closer to something like IA3 while still being salmonid related.
>>570603384harder? i feel like AA having checkpoints makes it notably easier, the hard parts being the first and last section for being longer really
>>570603719IA3 is not that hard once you figure out how the AI works, it also takes way less time to beat.aside from the tako onslaught at the end, After Alterna has some genuinely difficult platforming from start to finish.
How will the game end though? If you go back to the city theres no reason to go back to the islands but if you csnt rven leave then deep cut doesnt appear in future games.
>>570604453It's most likely they'll end up finding their way out of the islands, but I bet they'll do something silly for post game like "oh we need to go back there and loot more treasures!"
>>570604453Why wouldn't it end on a "our adventures here are only beginning"? note and imply that they'd return with the treasures once they're satisfied?Having them leave immediately after the finale boss also ensures Raiders is one and done, no room for DLC adventures.
salmon is the cancer killing this gameinstead of fixing the meta and maps they figure if people are still playing this game in any way it doesn't matterthat and no one has any time to no life for scales instead of just playing when you want
why the fuck are the octoling outfits 300 bronze each wtf
>>570607748bait or mental retardation call it
>>570608209Fashion ain't free!
>>570608850>or
Salmon is the pineapple in this analogy.
>>570611223The difference being there's dev time that will never be recovered. You can always pick out pineapple out of curry and still enjoy it.
Splatoon works better as PvE anyways4 should put more focus on slom
>>570612146bait or mental retardation call it
*pat pat*
>>570612146>Solmers after playing 2000 hours of Raiders and looking at 4
>>570612208They've fucked up pvp in literally every game in the series.Salmon Run has been consistently good and only improves over time.
>>570612408Raiders isn't Salmon Run.It's not anything close to Salmon Run.Stop making disingenuous comparisons.
>>570612595how would you know you haven't played it
Lmao
I think I'm a Calliefag now.
>>570612702None of the showcased gameplay resembles Salmon Run's gameplay loop.
>>570613140Salmon run doesn't have a gameplay loop.
>>570613129congratulations anon
>>570613129
>>570612429I don't remember seeing this one before, which number is it?
>>570613857369.
>>570613970ty
We should be playing Splatoon together instead of arguing about a game that isn't even out yet.
Raiders will have co-op in the story mode, iirc.Who will /ink/'s four main characters be?
>>570614470WoomyWoomyselfWoomI
Raiders in manga
>>570614645how will Goggles shoehorn himself into this one
>>570614470>begging for a namedrop this hard
>>570614470I don't understand your question.
>>570614767Too late
>>570615475fuuuuuuuuuuck
>>570614645they pantsed big man...
>>570615475I wish we got a good Splatoon manga.
Why is Coroika hated here anyway? It's fun.
>posting scans of official splatoon works onlinedie
>>570615837it's a little too kid-oriented.the splatlands arc was slightly better.
>>570615837the average /ink/er pisses himself in fear when he sees male cephs, the humor is weird as hell too but that's just what japanese sense of humor is when it's directed at the younger audience
>expecting the tone of the games to carry over into a manga based on the games>expecting a gag manga to be episodic and inconsequential instead of a serialized narrativeWait a minute, those are perfectly logical things to expect from an official Splatoon manga.
Why do you faggots pirate coloring books?
I pirate video games, movies AND coloring books.
noooo don't pirate the 110 yen coloring book
I complied all the mspaintanon splat pics. I renamed one of the 434splats because 433splat doesn't exist.https://files.catbox.moe/6kofcw.zip
>>570617828don't click this it's salmonid porn
>>570617828he never drew me.........
>>570616263If you want weird and often untranslatable humor then try the Squid Kids Comedy Show.>>570616806Not sure what point you're trying to make. Cephs are silly, Coroika is a silly manga about silly cephs.Did you get pantsed a lot in school?
>>570579184ggs that was me
>>570617828nice work, good stuff
>>570617719In USD, 110 Yen is 70 cents, 69 if you want to be an asshole about it.
meanwhile on the internet
>>5705755822x2 is the equivalent of adult swim where I live so it works
ggs
>>570618021I have edits of his art that I changed to look like my ceph.
>>570619961i do this
>>570614645did coroika even do alterna?
this sure is occuring
>>570621405always on the enemy team
Why can't westerners understand that they're not entitled to a product even if the product isn't available in their region?
>>570624552Americans only think about themselves.
>wahh piracy is le badgo back to your reddit hugbox
>>570624552>uses a forwarder and/or proxyWhat now?
I buy all of my products because I'm a good boy :)
>>570625214
>>570614645is that a woomy mechanic or a yebby mechanicthis is very important information
>>570614767Sleeping on the helicopter or something more ridiculous
>no Pokemon Special but Splatoon>no Dengeki! Pikachu but WoomyWe were robbed
>>570588126>no, my room is 7' by 8'why are you living in a closet
so are the gadgets replacing subs in raiders?
>>570629859yebby, that eyebrow is in the male selection
>>570647009Yes, it was mentioned during the treehouse showcase.
how am i supposed to enjoy this game when out of 29 games, only 3 games were predicted at least 50% win chance for my team, and there was not a single match where my MMR was higher than the enemy team's averagewhat am i supposed to do when i am just the worst player in the matchmaking pool and the game can only put me in positions where i can't contribute or learn anythinggenuine questionam i supposed to just rank reset to b?i don't normally numbersfag it this hard but it's pretty depressing to see that how it feels is real and unavoidable apparentlyi want to get better at this game, i want to enjoy the improvement, i love the movement and the gunplay and the woomies but this is so dishearteningi should probably stop ventposting but idk
>>570647426and specials are replaced by deep cut's showstopper abilities?
>>570647706Yes.
>>570647767fuckin dammiti want booyah bombs and triple inkstrikes, not whatever deep cut does
>>570614645how will goggles insert himself into this shit
>>570647681you are the FLAR/sbut to be serious this game is fucking terrible at teaching the player to improve because the matchmaking is dogshit. They fully expect the better players to carry entire matches full of children and don't see a single problem with matching them against gold badge gods on VC.
>>570648861>anyway this is the custom statue I got painted of my character in leather bdsm gear
>>570648861can you do one for my woomy
>>570649017>you are the FLARyou say it sarcastically but its not really wrong, right? in a way I also feel bad for entering other peoples games and making them lose because I went 5:12i have the feeling its just because I'm s+ and its early season so the people in s+ are the top3Ks who get to stay in s+ and people who grinded for s+10, so there's naturally only higher rank players, but explaining away why the system can't make it work doesn't take away that I just don't really know how I'm supposed to improve let alone enjoy the game at this rateI don't like how often I've been ventposting here about it so I'll probably just stop myself from yapping about it but man I don't know where I'm supposed to source the enthusiasm to keep playing really
>>570648861>no prices listed anywhere
>>570636595it's a shitty trailer that's falling apart that we're working on moving out of.Also update: put a piece of plywood over the hole so should be okay now (hopefully)
>>570647681It literally doesn’t matter that low. Deltas around 100 points are negligible until around 2000 MMR. You’re never going to get better if you keep on blaming the system and pointing at numbers you don’t understand.
>>570657410Sure
>>570657410I can in a few mins, just woke up.
>>570657410Me.
>>570657663>>570657679>>570657767opening, already 2/4 though
>>570657985I'll sit out.
man I did some awkward stuff in that match
>>570658034Sorry, maybe next time
sorry I'm being extremely retarded tonight, will quit soon if this continues I had no clue what to do at all against the team tho
very sorry, good night
>>570659306it doesn't matter much, just try different stuff and see if it works, you don't have to quit
>>570659738I did far worse than you that game, don't worry about it.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781502184173200.webm
welp 3/4 again if anyone else wants to join
>switch to charger>instant double charger
>>570659782yeah, but if my usual stuff that normally works moderately to decently well didn't work at all, then what's the cause of it? it's like I suddenly have a heavy brain fog and two left hands. the other team had 12 players, infinite range weapons, and moved at 3x the speed.>>570659826hardly, and it was my fourth match like that. >>570659886guess I should have stayed to complete the calc in this rotation, I'm sorry.
ggs morning woompen sorry I was a bit groggy
>>570660492don't feel bad about the calculation, i don't know if anyone else cared but i know i don't
>>570661929all right, I'll stop whining about it. tomorrow's a new day. I like looking at those open anarchy calculations, sometimes they are bizarrely unexpected, like being in the bottom 50% and still ranking 40-something, higher than in the other rotation in the top 20%
get good and l2p
Marina is a man.
It's more on topic than doomposting about raiders and complaints about side order and maps desu.
>>570668187I was flat until I was like 20.
sorry for ranting like that I just embarrass myself
>>570668458if you can play the objective it really doesn't matter hon
>>570668713Don't delete your post next time. being genuine is better than whatever 4 word shitpost that replied to you.
>>570668713Not playing soloq would probably do your mental very good. I quit grinding X rank after Splat2 because it made me hate myself, there's no point to playing a video game if you are not having fun. And when your mental starts booming you only play worse making it a bad cycle if you can't stop playing.There is no reward for making yourself suffer solo ranked nor do you have anything to prove to anyone. Focus on your well being and actual fun.
it's ok to be an average playeryou will never improve and thats okjust be yourself
>>570668458its giving wey.
being bad at video games is a moral failing and you should be stripped of your rights for it
>>570670531>>570673854I’m tired /ink/.
There's no excuse for a bad stamper user.
>>570668458post your ceph?
good players, bad players, all can have fun, as long as they are matched against people of their skill level
>>570676201sent ;)
>>570677884i guess you dont want art….
Haha they're in danger.
>mfw looking at a couple hundred japanese people lose their fucking shit over a gaijin posting a few scanned pages of a splatoon coloring book that is just traced 3d renders anywayhow is it possible to be this whipped by corporations
>>570685834Fuck you and die you disgusting pirate.
>>570685834japanese people are some of the worst people on the planet, it's what being secluded from the rest of the world for just a few hundred years does to a people
>>570615837I want to touch Emperor
>>570685834that's why jpop lost to kpopthey are too stingy with their IPs
woomy!
>>570691273I join.
>>570691996opening
>>570691273slot me in there
>>570692881opening
>>570586915>”I’m not impressed by the level design” when we’ve only seen the tutorial>level ups give you access to new weapons>didn’t recognize the killer wail boss was just an encrusted salty tonguewhy is this guy such a useless retard?
>>570693000Knock?
>>570694504opening after this game
>don't play charger in a few days>don't hit a single shotoops
Ironic.
so.. how is everyone this morning/afternoon
>>570697630
>>570697741>>570697973I am in the same boat.... I wish for woomies for a all
>>570697630Uneventful, work just started so who knows if it'll get worse or not.
>>570697630hungry
>>570698430I hope your day gets better. It was storming here and too much pooling for my woomy to enjoy the day.>>570698612What's for lunch?
I got Dc'd as soon as we found a match lol
>>570699572GGs I ddosed you
what an aids set up
I don't reckon I'm too much a fan of playing against double splatlings
Great minds think alike
>>570699137Idk lol
GG's Openeers!
ggs open
GGs open, now I gotta rank up
GGs mystery woomy, freaky woomy, and brsorry i couldn't think of anything that fit for you other than br
>>570701557Rare woomy spotted.
>>570701632Broomi
>swimming circles around blaster>slowly but surely chipping away their health>they flail randomly shooting in every direction>oneshots me from full healthI'm done, shit is not fun in the slightest. Even victory feels hollow now, been fun everyone but I'm about to trade this game in for $15 and buy some lunch. See you in Raiders maybe
>>570685834why does this make the japs seethe with rage
>>570702573>i picked a fight with a weapon that can oneshot and got oneshot, how could this happen?you only have yourself to blame for not finishing the job while they were still flailing aroundremember- if something can happen, assume it willyou could've got oneshot immediately upon engaging, some blasters actually can aim and will not tolerate your bullshitthat is normaldo not give up the initiative if you don't want to get shot
>>570702749
>people actually play weapons that don't one-shotkinda weird choosing to lose every game, but okay
>>570697630Bored
I only play Junior because I don't deserve any weapons for non-noobs.
>>570697630awake
>>570701557>>570702630>missed a room with explo-kun
>>570702573Dang
>>570702573bad players like you really should stop polluting the player pool
>>570702573See you tomorrow.
>>570659873Nice play. They should remove checkpoints so we get fast victories again.
damn, series is fucking rough today
>>570704759already sold it, got about $18 and bought some pizza
>>570705324pics or it didn't happen
We're losing more /ink/ers.
>>570705324Post your name and FC or else I call bs.
>>570705534I didn’t even know we had that many.
>>570705324don't forget to cancel your online subscription too
>>570705518money was sent straight to my account, you can see my pizza tho
>>570706375still waiting >>570705558
>>570706375>sold your copy of splatoon 3 within 30 minutesI don't believe you found a buyer that quickly.>retail storeNo game shop is going to wire money into your account.
>>570706375careful that frye might eat it all
>>570706131Nah, I still play Kirby, Smash and MvC2 online
>>570706375damn i want some pizza now
>>570706759Gamestop, less than 10 minutes away and does Venmo
>>570705324You'll buy Raiders next month.
>>570706956I likely will, unless it's crap like side order
>>570702573not part of the clique, don't care
theres no clique
hope that quitter is snakeheads nigga is so bad
>>570707450Yes there is, it's always the same people in pb and open.
>buying pre-licked squidsdo people really
>>570708882>leaving out the salmon clique and the tableturf cliquemakes you think
Good thing I am too afraid to join opens because I'm a shitter.
>>570709235Picture of the tableturf clique:
>>570708876snakehands is too chill to be a quitter. love that guy
Reminder that a code for splatoon raiders is 5832 yen in amazon japan (around 36 dollars)
>>570709698Damn the yen is in the shitter lmao
didn't like 80% of /ink/ quit this game after grand fest?
>>570709331Just join and have fun.>>570708882That's because most people quit the game altogether. Even salmon rooms have little variety.
>>570709908It has been pretty low the past few years. That's why there's a Swtich 2 that can only be sold in japan.
Snakehands never gets mad at me even if I play bad and hosts woompen all the time, I like him.
I pray to the idols that I succeed in promotions and i can be s+0
>>570710206snakehand said ggs to me but i played really bad...i could tell he was mad at me
and yet you still can't help but pirate merch despite having stronger currency. You really are subhumans.
>>570710170>have funThis part is becoming increasingly difficult
>>570710830I learned to have fun even when we lose because I like hanging out with the woomies
>>570710551If he was actually mad he wouldn't be hosting open rooms.
>>570710551It's hard to not feel like you're disappointing others but keep in mind communication is two sided and if he actually was mad at anyone it's up to him to communicate it.If someone really cared about results above all else they wouldn't host to random people on /ink/ anyway. Anyone looking for only good results can always find some tryhard community online.
>>570711146I do too but this game is broken to an annoying as hell degree. Getting outplayed is fine, can adapt to that, getting bullshitted to death by things that you KNOW didn't even hit you is demoralizing and sours the entire experience
Somewhat related I guess.>play league with /ink/ during splatoon 2>one player leaves>forget what exactly he said but it was something like how he has better things to do than lose>room ends because you couldn't play league with only three people>hours later someone tries being funny by posting a discord screencap of him shit-talking us>the person who posted the screencap said we shouldn't be allowed to play with /ink/>despised discordfags from that point onward
>source: my ass
>>570706375timestamp or fag
>>570712427Look at the filename.
>>570712081To add to this, I'll have an amazing game where I pop off something crazy, like 18-5 kdr, and then I check the replay and see that from their perspective I was teleporting and moving unnaturally faster, and then all my pride deflates because we technically weren't even playing the same game. What point is there in trying to improve when the game is put together with duck tape and bubblegum?
>>570712686Replays aren't 1:1 accurate to actual gameplay. Movement always looks off.
#47 onward just popped up in my shuffle.
>>570710830Even the worst game can be made enjoyable with friends. If it wasn't for /ink/ I wouldn't have touched the game at all between 11.0 and 11.2.
>>570713729I need to go on top of a mountain and listen to these songs while the sun goes up. My only problem is I need to get the plushies
i get mad at this game and take clips so i get to watch them back and be mad all over again
WE ARE SO BACK, BOOYAH
>>570717470ugly ass weyyo
>>570717920I know, but I like him anyway.
>>570575125Splatoon 3-2. Now featuring a double barreled tri-stringer.
>>570577789Combining destructible terrain with ink mechanics sounds kinda hilarious and impossibly jank.
>>570719072that's literally foamstarsit was as jank as you'd imagine
>>570719072Sponges kinda work that way but they're always in the lamest places imaginable.
>>570716163hammer will never not be a joke special
>>570719810
>>570710206I'll never be as good as him at the game but I'm trying my best to be as chill as him, when when it takes all my willpower to not ragequit in the middle of the match.
Short open?
So is Cuttlefish gonna remain dried out for the rest of time
>>570722446Damnit. I went to go get pizza for us and the woomies. Mine is feeling carnivorous today
>>570724067Find out in the third wave DLC: Side Purgatory.
Side Piece
>>570724428sybau
>>570716163Hammer is not a panic specialDo not use it when woundedIt's an easy mistake to make
Woomy help! My head hurts
>>570727084>Hammer is not a special>Do not use itthis anon gets it.
>>570729681apply cold flop directly to forehead
>>570730274I have a gel pack and I will dream of cold floppers on my hurting head. Thank you
Anyone want to play some open?
https://x.com/NightSkyToday/status/2066158213859619231Would woomy win?
>>570732206Knock.
>>570735325open 2/4
holy wtf is wrong with me
That was rough.
>>570737285ouch
GGs ~. Good note to end on.
GGs F! Good to end on a knockout win. Thanks for joining
>>570660085That shit would happen in splat 2 as well. ANY time I tried to play charger, almost every match would put a 2nd charger on my team and we'd lose
>>570738813I just saw this image a few min ago. Gave me a bit if a spook.
>>570740189now you can see it again
>>570740264I don't gave a scared squid image
Is the fit good or should I keep trying?
>>570741887dear cod no
>>570741887ugly ass weyyo
>>570742283Damn. I liked that...
>>570741887it's fine, try a different hat tho
>>570742283So what would you reccomend? I really like the hate but can't find ways to make it work.
>>570743241i think it's the pants mostly. the boots don't really match the look either
>>570741887If you were a Veemo you’d be good.
Gonna get some ice cream for the woomies. What flavors do your's want? Mine kept screaming at me to get the Creme Brulee.
>>570746704Sea Salted Caramel
>>570746704
Feet clip through the sandals because the sandals don't bend.
Fsh a king at rotation?
>>570747282>>570747680Please make space in the woomy freezer. I'm on my way back
>>570748015sniffable woomy feet
>>570748214sure, I'll join
>>570749620Opening
>>570748214knock knock knockin on woomies door!
>>570750390Opening after this shift
>>570750390All right opening
>stupid freelancer’s who thinks they have to be in charge of everything.
I made it to 500 x power.
GGs, good kill.
>>570754856>>570754829GGs fisherwooms!
>>570754829GGs, fshers
I've avoided Takoroka every season. How hard is it?
>>570760516easier because more players means less flar matchmaking
>>570760516Harder because long distance means more lag and Huh what your already dead moments.
>>570760516It's only hard for good players
>>570761914flar isn't real>>570760516it's definitely harder if you're gunning for a top spotsuperior nippon internet and skill do not mix well
>>570762380>>570762471tako and ttek have about equal ratio of nips to not nips, the difference is that takoroka is the default that is picked by everyone with a brain and ttek is picked either by clueless timmies or by smurfs who want the badge at all costs
>>570763312nips aren't allowed to play in ttek anymore
>>570763371then it's all clueless timmies now. either way, there is zero reason to pick ttek.
>>570745408Sadly I was born a weyyo>>570743358yeah, i gotta agree, the boots are a little too... much. Maybe the octo boots>>570743220Ill change the hat for a 3rd set for another weapon. thank you
Looks better. Wished there were more options for pants.
>>570767069yeah that's a lot better
New ceph around corner... *snaps finger* drawfags, you know what to do. Teehee him.
>>570768282you should probably go to the er for your broken finger.
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER
>>570771576Where?
>play some open for a quick win for the daily catalog bonus>saddled with the same worthless duo twice>then pitted against some troons on VC deliberately stalling the tower to farm splatsIf it wasn't for /ink/ I would've dropped this game long ago. Playing this game solo is absolutely not worth it.
>>5707605162100 xp in japan is already 3000 xp in usa
don't get the appeal of splatoon porn they're strange looking creatures
>>570773064San Diego I think
>>570777805it would be kind of sexy if the proportions didn't look so off. and something about some of the details makes my slop radar light up.
>>570778542That's because you aren't autistic
>>570702749>that time a nihonjin compared media piracy to rape using this exact image format
>>570778542you're right they're not TDM enough for me
What would these two do when hanging out together
Just a week away before Deep Cut crash lands canonically.
sorry L gotta phone call, GGs
I really hope half of the Direct is going in-depth on co-op. They said difficulty scales but what happens if I'm playing on Hard Mode and everyone else is on Timmy Mode? Do we end up with Normal mode?
>>570802561it's probably overridden by the host's settings.
>>570802198its fine
Utsubump
I'm just glad we're getting a Raiders Direct at all honestly. Kinda makes me think the game is more than JUST a side game that I'll forget about in a month
>>570811547They've got a lot going for it to be just a small side game.>30 daily comics leading up to release>a whole direct>special promotional train wrap>special splatfestI don't think it's unreasonable to assume the game is quite big.
>>570771576Am I the only one that read it asGet Raiding Get Bitches???
>>570811547>>570812242then why is it so cheap whilst fire emblem is 80 bucks
>>570812768pvp is the main draw of a splatoon game, it'd be a harder sell at full price for some
>>570812768We’re not marketers.
>>570812768MKW is 80 bucks and that game sucks, don't think quality has anything to do with pricing
>>570813049no, it's because it's a small experiment.
>>570813195sybau
>>570812768mario tennis flopped to epic proportions so nintendo understands they need to properly price their spinoff titles.
>>570813437it made its money back though?
>>570813437It did? How bad are its sales?
>>570813775it didn't. it has good evergreen sales and is already 110k+ physical in japan only.
>>570777805>>570779597It's a hot, mostly on-model Marina. The artist's style is an acquired taste though, it's really angular.>>570778542You need a high IQ to appreciate them.
>>570813198if it were a small experiment it would be a bonus mode in a nintendo switch 2 upgrade pack for splatoon 3
>>570814356then it better have a longer playtime than the yoshi game which sits at 50 hours for 100%
>>570814572the yoshi game is 50 hours long? what the fuck?
>>570685834I think it's something really specific to a new generation. With something like Monster Hunter, you NEVER see JP shit themselves over full 200+ page JP only books being scanned and uploaded online, full JP only CDs being pirated, they dont care. I do also see a lot of older JPs talk about how piracy was super rampant in Japan for anime/manga until the 2010s because it was so hard to distribute anything. It seems to be a bunch of tourists in JP thinking theyre morally higher than the west for not pirating, when the JP were pirating everything they could outside of Tokyo.
>>570814572that's longer than it took me to 100% Resident Evil 9
I wanted to share a Big Man I drew.
>>570816852all this talent and you didn't draw him being raped by a Salty Tongue?
>>570816852awesome, good Bignice hatching on the metal parts
>>570816852That's pretty neat, good job.
>>570817406Salty Tongue would be raped by Marie. In my headcanon she's just there to have sex with the salmonids, forgive me.>>570817767I was trying to figure out to hatch shade metal properly, racking my brain over it. It's been a fat minute since I had drawn, and was trying to avoid using other shades to show specific textures. I'm glad it looks good!>>570817978Thank you.
>>570814572>muh hourskill yourself
>>570818145based fishfucker
1king fish?
>>570819209yoshi too spicy for you, squid boy?
If Raiders is fun, it doesn't matter how long it is.
They should add green stars to Raiders.
I don't care about raiders. I want a splatoon anime. It's been 11 years.
They should add tableturf to raiders
>>570828773Why? It's guaranteed to be slop at best, these stories aren't good and at worst they'd adapt one of the shitty manga.
>>570829031That's a good woomy.
>>570829031Gone but never forgotten.
>>570828907kill yourself doomfaggot
>>570829318He played with us here yesterday.
A splatoon anime starring a modern day smarter than the average ceph squid transported to the distant future where he becomes a cop oh wait that's just the F Zero anime.
Ghost in the Ceph
>>570830828well, i'd turn gay too if i was a woomy and sweaty shiver came dangerously close to me
>>570831582GENUINELY what did nintendo mean by this
>>570831716Two woomies one veemo sex night. What else did you think they mean?
>>570829031Stealing this woomy’s hat
>>570833940No bullying the good woomies!
>>570831716I wonder how many proper cutscenes Raiders will have.
Reminder Mechanic is canonically for Frye.
>Happy pride!! I'm trans and femboyA-downdownAArightA
>>570838249Such beauty
Wave breaker should paint.
>>570838994rather than trying to make the already balanced, well-designed and fair wavebreaker as bullshit as other specials, you should think of how to make the bullshit specials balanced against wavebreaker instead
>>570838994Nah, it should locate even if you jump the wave, although making it tankier was an okay buff too since that was a big problem with it.
>>570839813health has never been wavebreaker's problem, you can destroy it even solo with most weapons but it's almost never worth it because your time is not worth the reduction in its effect
>>570840376I'm only paying attention to opinions from people who actually play the game, thanks.
>>570841758its health has been buffed a bit already, and it was just fine on release too
>>570838994Make it paint under whoever gets hit.
anyone feel like fishing for a king?
>>570843098Yupp
>>570843098if squinty joins then maybe
>>570831716>>570831582
>>570843476>>570843484Opening
>>570828773Voice actors?
>>570843510Drawn her grabbing that booty.
>>570831716>>570843510they want that cookie so effing bad.
>>570843858Debra Wilson as Marina
>>570845139unironically would work, she has a good range.
>>570839813>special literally called Hop Sonar>make it so you can't hop over ityou need to go back
>>570845506live action splatoon in the west , starring debra wilson as marina
>>570846381>live actionStopped right there.
>>570845592You'd still have to hop over it to avoid direct damage, dumdum. Ideally the fix to wave breaker would be to make real maps with inkable walls so lightly tapping B wouldn't trivialize its effect, but that ain't happening for a few more years.
>>570846539Debra wilson cosplaying marina would be nightmare
>>570847126I don't know who that is but any live action adaptation of these highly stylized characters is going to be bad. Look at Scott Pilgrim or One Piece or DBZ or anything.
GGs G. Good gold out of that hoe. Thanks for joining!
GGs
>>570847126She was kinda bad when she was younger tho
>>570851514that's literally marina
Anyone but Alice (cos)playing Marina would be a total trainwreck
>>570846893wavebreaker that you can't hop over is just echolocator again and I was under impression that nobody sane would want it to come back
>>570854563Echolator is fine.
>>570854563Total sharker death.
>>570855264Yea
Kill all armchair lowercase niggers
>>570855264sure thing
>>570855454>>570855463Opening
>>570855264Knock knock
>>570855652Opening after this game.
>>570855652Up
Faggot eliterGGs open
ggs openleast insufferable splooshfaggot
GGs open, sorry I couldn't put more pressure on the clanfags
GGs open. That sploosh was everywhere.
I’m glad we can all get together like this.
>>570847573scott pilgrim is one of the few live action adaptations i DON'T completely hate.
>>570847573The Scott Pilgrim live action is pretty decent. I didn't mind how awkward Michael Cera is for that role.
if they don't revert blaster aoe back completely in the next patch i'm probably just gonna take a long break from the game until they are, it's getting ridiculous.good thing raiders is right around the corner.
>>570858806Same here. You are all wonderful
>>570838249Very good veemo
Woomy but rhythm game.
>>570866128Tako rhythm game
I have been thinking about Egyptian woomies and veemos.
where the fuck is all the muscle/fit frye art, artists are slacking.
>>570833940why her hat, what did that woomy ever do to you?
>>570867513What if I stole her anklet
Not all Aerogays are made equal.
>>570867513What if i pissed in her explosher
>>570868505it would be very smelly
>>570868759for woom
>>570869502Woomkay.
>>570869502>hammerhead/bluefin anythingShan't.
>>570869830dang
>>570869582room open
>>570869830adapt
>>570870056Sorry was in a game that started before rot, can join now.
>>570870156Shan't.
>>570869830>>570870219Make sure to use two squares.
>>570870171oh, we started a game, ill reopen after
>>570870352Do you have room, my woom?
>>570870546Yep, opening now
wasnt doing good so I had to keep inking
>>570871398oh no bro i just inked myself
>>570871690GET INKED GET INKED GET INKED GET INKED
>>570871690woomy inked the bed (only splat1 oldfags will know the reference)
last second double tri
https://youtu.be/-Oh-5WMhv-0
GGs Lopen 3/4 if anyone else wants to join
GGs L
ggs my hand hurts from too much clicking now
>>570876028make sure to rest it in some warm water. or was it icing it?
>>570875781Knock.
>>570876231opening
>>570878201can you stop posting these facebook tier memes, it's embarrassing
>>570878201
>>570878201>cisCertified troon image.
Thinking About
>>570878613Cod I wish that were me...
>>570878613cool woomy thighs....
>>570878506no one cares joey.
you cared enough to reply.
Was doing good, now I'm not. Feels weird
>>570879410My performance declines after an hour
>>570879410>>570880149Woomy has performance anxiety.....
New>>570880878>>570880878>>570880878
GGs openers, extra good sleep to you all.>>570880465I was born a weyyo, sadly. That's why I scream "Oomi"
