Previous: >>571028563>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search Anonymous 06/18/26(Thu)06:59:50 No.571028593>>571028563 (OP)hooeeehhh OP
>>571052680hijoin my lobby, any sprinter is okie~240048092400480924004809
>>571052680ryan LOVE
>>571052576>>571052762sex with boys
>>571052762why doesn't she wear a bra anyways
Hello friends!!
Digitan LOVE
>OP accidentally copied and pasted >>571028593 NICE JOB RETARD
>>571052937Umasumi!
Tachyon LOVE
this is me
>>571052810God she's so fucking sex
tier3 subs are automatically entered into curren chan's "fuck a fan" contest
Mambo LOVE
>>571052934>Defending AIAnd just like that opinion discarded.
>>571053368this is bue
>>571053368
Ichiban
>>571052934My main problem is that any uma design for Sundayman needs to be pretty similar to Cafe as Cafe is said to look almost identical to Sundayman (with Cafe even playing the role of his dad in a movie)Though their "art style" is overall really bad considerins they seem to make every character into some androgynous abomination with the bodytype of an ogre
>anons discovering subversive tumblr artistsfirst day on the internet?
>>571053549what's with cyge's tendency to make the legendary horses' umas tiny
>>571053773I think it's funny.
i need this fat fuck in global now
>>571053878>>>legendary
>>571054027Yes he is legendary. World's largest horse.
>>571053549>considerinsThis is what I get for not double checking>>571053738nah, just bored>>571053773variation in design is good, if the entire cast were aura farmers it would be boring
>>571052576>>571052810>sirius sex voice>speed sex voice>now imagining if rudolf talked like that...
FUCKING KILL HIM END HIM DANCHOU THIS IS NO LONGER AN ASK THE CLUB IS HEMORRAGING
>>571053649I don't have either of those fantasies. Especially that "dying a pointless death because muh honor" bullshit.
>>571052680Curren's so fucking CUTE its unreal
>>571052762That's a lesbian
>>571054339we get it tranny, you think you're a woman
>>571052281Woke mind virus
my rice? showered
>>571054672You can go die for Israel anytime
>>571054853Ladyboy
>>571054339then what fantasies DO you have, if i may ask?
>>571052281is it every OC design or just the ones created by westerners, like >>571054690's pic related? I agree, total dogshit, but I wonder if, say, some nip OC umas wouldn't be as bad.
>>571054057>taromarunnn
>>571055086
>>571055086fuck me, reading comprehension's a bitchmeant to say French artists, too, maybe they're still capable of beauty.
>>571054218Rudolf has a sexy voice though, just not boyish like the rest of them.
MAXIMUM MUSCLE!!
which way western man?
>>571053649checks out, I definitely have both of those fantasies
>>571055016Contrarians who think they're too good for hero fantasies often have villain fantasiesI promise you that it would be embarrassing
>>571055336
another day another failed ace run
>>571055336Adult women
>>571055336Nishino and Sweepy
>>571055656>no eggs
>Triple tiara related uma>She's a horny slut for her trainerVery...common.
>>571053881V...
>>571055086I mean, I don't really go out and search for thoseI've seen some nice JP OC designs before, usually for horses that are active and not yet in uma, Yanko had one with that racing motive that was nice, Croix and Tabaru too
...found you.
>>571055336My cock got hard from this image...
>>571055656sick fuck
>>571054316he played once in two weeks, he's safe
>still parent farmingMight as well wait for throne
I love her so much it hurtswhy can't I have a Tachyon in my life man not like theres anything much else good in it why can't I at least have someone like herI will never have her demand coffee from me with more sugar than coffe in it I will never get experimented on without my knowledge and then compensated with apology kissesI will never get to offer to be the guinea pig in our daughter's place after Tachyon has one of those eurekas of hersI will never feel her gentle appreciative touches on my arm as I carefully massage her damaged foot on our living room sofaI will never get to reminisce at how the way she looked at me changed, from that hypnotic gaze of scientific fascination she had as a trainee, to one of tender loving affection as a bride at the altar I will never everno Im not embarassed to make this post it hurts more not having a Tachyon than I am embarassed
>>571054339shakur sis...
>Narita AIshin>Mayano Slop Gun>Slop Tosho>AIgnes Digital>Rice Slopper>Haru Slopapa>Nishino Slopper>Zenno Slop Roy>AIchi Ruby
>>571056192>>>/r/eddit
>>571054316>rank 217It's mambover..... sucked to dusts by leeches...
>>571055793is it really common?>dober>daisca>Kawakamiuhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........who am I missing
>>571054316Be a man and bring it up in chat yourself. I'll even post the goldshi sticker and call for blood
>>571056192>reddit tachyon
Maruzensky please come to Brazil
>>571056413>reddit cafe
Penis size and favourite track distance?
Only about 5 hours left
>>571054218That haircut is fucking silly though
>friend invited to watch the tachyon reddit movieShould I?
>>571056537the movie is good don't let tachyon memes ruin your enjoyment
>>5710564855.5", 3200mno, you are not allowed to make compensation jokes
>>571055336away from this trash
>>571056438>aifag is a hagfagKill yourself
>>571056485>2m>Ibis Summer dash
>>571056537Tachyon isn't even the MC tho
>curren's fat fuck event is her stealing food from some children at the park
what a good deck for summer maru for this upcoming cm?
anyone know when we'll get the missing dirt G1s in global? surely it's soon with Copano Diddy releasing next momth
>>571056192Basedbasedbasedbasedbased
>>571056886I will not fuck an uma
>>5710564856", 1600mohamairu!
>>571056886Spe my beloved...
>>571056997Leave
Join my CM15 room I wanna try my xog7337033173370331
>>571056994Correct. The uma will fuck you, without consent
>>571056751sometime before 2nd anni i believe
>AHAHAH RAPE RAPE RAPE!rape isn't funny, be better.
>>571057241>no fake wedding ring
Why did she do it?
>>5710564852500m 21cm
>>571055336robert royce
>>571055336god i want to test taishin
>>571056718pwease answer
>>5710567182 speed 2 wit 2 pow
>>571057225Cute
>>571056389the mares don't become truly dangerous for another couple years
>>571057237Still 6/9, please launch your game, (you) will find a spot bwo!
>>5710567182spd 1pwr 3wit is the ideal deck, maybe 2pwr 2wit for skills but less consistent
>>571057801I hear Ramonu and Gentildonna are pretty scary.......
Are JP mares really that dangerous?
>>571057780>interracial couple>cute
>>571057689I'm sorry anon but I'm retarded and don't know
>>571057987
Daiwa just entered my office, pissed on my leg and left. What the hell!?
>>571057987Do you want to find out?
>>571057987most of them, yeaheven someone like Admire Groove goes, "There is no need for that" when Torena mentions the contract ending
>>571058126That means Vodka is coming
>>571058330Fat fuck
>>571057978i think ramonu is more concerning for the other horses than towards you but i could be misinformedgentil's not til year four
>>571058126It's in the contract
>>571057987mares were always dangerous
>>571055230cute torrent, I like chronozbergh's too
Which parents are you supposed to use for Seiun? Cacao and Barcarole?
>>571057237>whiffs 777I wish I had 1200 wit
>mares mares mareshow aboutstallions
>>571058551Nyopera and Xog
>>571058330with so much art of still, is it really necessary to use AI slop..
>>571058443Ramonu just talks in Racing Autism speak
>>571058609>>>/y/, faggot
>>571058664
>>571058609how about you kys?
>>571058609that's kinda gaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>571058664>complaining for the use of aislop on 2026.6You should kill yourself now before the real AI ruins your facsimile of a life
All uma's are canonically into me and me alone
All umas are mares and I'm the stallion
yeah except falco
>>571057218Does blue sparks still matter in JP?
>>571058609Women are disgusting on the insideMen are disgusting on the outsideNo one wants to see men if they can avoid it
>>571054339same. why would you have a fantasy of dieing when you could have a fantasy of winning? i don't get it.
dead thread
>>571058936Yeah iirc you bring a bunch of speed sparks since blues increase your stat cap
>>571058645>XogI thought that was a meme, have I been gaslit?
All umas are me
>>571059012u already posted this>>571056886
>>571057987what do you think
>>571058609I like stallions.
sexual intercourse with your trainee
Cuckgo
>>571059149I took mine from twitter, the first one posted has a randomized filename and a single black pixel because anon is most likely a shitposter
alive threadboards like /a/ and /tv/ literally have 15 posts per minute these days. /uma/ is doing pretty well all things considered.
>>571057987Gentildonna could just reduce you into pulp, and you'll love it.
>>571059012Uma Global dying is a good thing. Everyone is going to hate Grand Live anyway due to the notes bullshit, I wouldnt be surprised if /uma/ is deader by December.
>>571059273What's the lore behind this?And for that matter what's with Fuji being a fliter? Was the real horse a sex machine?
Doto pushed me down and raped me all day, but nobody believes me!
>>571059253me too
>>571059253
>>571057370the raped ^
Super Creek just told me she's pregnant. Fucking AGAIN, goddamn woman how many children must you bear before you're satisfied?
>>571059135it's a gaslight on fronts that aren't smaru or vbourbon (since those will have recovery skills anyway)
>>571059413Raping mares 24/7
Gold City feet in my mouth
would you drink teio juice
>>571059476>>571059551damn, guess i suck at rapping
>>571059381I'd be very tempted to make my Gentildonna wife angry just so I get threatened...
>>571059841yes off her feet
>>571059407the music note RNG is exaggerated as fuck, as long as you prioritize training with Light Helo during pre-debut you'll have enough to buy all 9 songs
>>571059673>not using the clock
>>571059684Oh
>>571059618i need healing
>>571059865>rappingUmas are for white men only
>>571059869
>>571059916nope
>>571060094based based based based based based based
which trainee wouldn't marry their trainer
Do not be tempted by the Uma. We must secure a future and the continued existence of human women.
>>571059841hachipee hachipee hachiii pee
>>571060272>Fuji's used goods
Reminder that the game is, through run seeds, quite literally engineered to make those addicted to it as miserable as they can possibly bear before giving you a single big hit of dopamine to keep you coming back for moreYou are not going to have a good run until you hit the necessary pay outKeep doing more MANT runs
Ogurin YOU FAT FUCK
>>571060272rerorerorerorero
>>571060380>boyuma>MANTfagFuck off
>>571058972One conceptmartyrdom
Human women have the right to exist. The right to a human husband. Do not go for the Uma.
>>571060569>broken legNo men wants her
>>571056498not as silly as silly symboli>>571055257this. luna is plenty sexy herself, she just isnt playing it up like her mom or silly
>>571058609Hello fellow stallion enjoyer.
>>571058972When people share their favorite moments about heroic tales they basically never talk about the endingbut they'll always talk about that one cool character that epically died
>>571060380you're not wrong but i'm still not doing my MANT runs
This is the future you MUST avoid. A future of just human men and Uma women is no future at all!
>>571060272>>571060569both?human women just have to recognize their place, and UMA should tolerate the lesser ones in their household in order to keep their males in check
>>571060887everyone dies eventually
>>571060569>>571060272the umaverse equivalent of feminism is hufeminism, an often disregarded social movement to try and safeguard the future of human women. there's no way umas would ever breed human women out of existence, that's silly and speciest, stop worrying about it.
>>571060936Ningen women can never be extinct. Pretty sure birthing an uma is like winning a lottery, even for an uma.
thoughts on navel piercings?
>>571059413Gold Ship's Dam (Point Flag) was mated to Fuji Kiseki after she gave birth to Gold Ship>And for that matter what's with Fuji being a fliter?Fuji Kiseki was the first son of Sundayman that was successful as a sire with multiple G1 winners over the years
>>571060936>Idonum
>>571061175all piercings are dumb
>>571061175This guy's Digitan is so OOC, but it's hot.
>>571061051>having children in the umaverse is a gacha roll
If Umas cannot exist without stealing human men, maybe they shouldn't exist at all. The future is human only!
>>571060380>the gambling game is designed with gambling game principlesdamn for real?
>>571061381(You)r entire life is a gacha roll
>>571061051no, if uma births a daughter, it's always an uma. Their sons are human tho
>>571060094this why I can't stop, it's #12 now, but every time she looks at me like that, I think, "if she wants one more, then that's what I'm deciding, too."Super Creek is too powerful
>>571061414Sounds very Elfin Lied.
>>571060380>run seeds>source: my assnice try, get better bait, faggot
>>571061414I want to punch Chiyono in the face.
>>571061051>>571061562>Source: my anus
>>571061414
Sex with Sweepy and she does this to motivate you
>>571061801that's not where your daughter comes from
umadachis, do you weigh median or mean more when you are consulting a gaslight umalator?
>>571061859She's so fucking moe bwos aaaghjdfk
>>571061859>inner energyw-what did she mean by this??
>/uma/ is pretending to like ardan again
>>571061859Do we have to transfer her mana before every race?
>>571062037Never waifu a disabled woman
>>571062037I like her feet
my parent runs take me like two hours bwoswhy is the racing interface so fucking long
Do not believe an Umas lies. Marry a human.
https://x.com/level5ked/status/2067579110042558502/photo/1
>>571061998you knowyour yangmares need it in order to race better
>>571062136katawabros...
>>571057443It's for your own good
Which umas would power through the pain and rape you rough and fast even if your dick is too big for them?Which umas would slow down and rape you gently if your dick is too big for them?
>>571062194This bitch is straight up mentally ill and it's super hot
>>571062136we love cripples here
>>571062292it isn't rape if you got erect
>>571062136You made hakase cry...
Which umas would power through the disappointment and rape you even if your dick is too small for them?Which umas would slow down and rape you gently if your dick is too small for them?
>>571062082
>>571062435none because i consent
>>571061801Curren is an anal baby for sure.
>>571062450wasn't that retconned out
>>571062428Sugar Lights footjob
>>571062435None of them would rape you if your dick was small.Stay safe Torena-san.
Which rape would power through the disappointment and umas you even if your small is too dick for them?Which rape would slow down and umas you gently if your small is too dick for them?
>>571061783Intern-kun, when can global expect background Autoplay like the other three servers? Or does the server directly managed by Cygames just get neglected forever?
>/uma/ is pretend to like XYZ againstop this shitty meme
>my trainee broke another fence
>>571062639eslGAWD
>someone DARES to argue against my post?>ESL ESL ESL ESL ESL ESLat least you're being honest over having zero arguments
>>571062595Golshi
>>571062037>pretending
Hi to the doto poster on /biz/
>>571062660Just let it happen. It makes her happy.
Ardan is boring
>>571062595Add a new answer
My danchou kept grabbing my ass at our club meetup.
>>571059359i took mine from twitter too, retard. if you copy paste a picture from twitter, 4chanx typically downscales it slightly to fit within the size specifications for 4chan
>>571062616I'll tell that as soon as you tell me what evidence you have for runs being seeded. >t.intern-kun
>>571062974>marked by uraraHow do you recover from this professionally?
>>571062660what do you think they're even forthe proper course fences are all metal, the wood ones are just there for gim and her apprentices
>>571062435
>>571060380>that mole
>>571063143Thank god I'm only below average.
Which uma prefer cut?Which uma prefer uncut?
>>571062859does anyone have the edits of umas that feature this song and it's comfy and cute and I love umamusume so MUCH
>>571063017Nice try, the evidence will appear in the class-action lawsuit and not a moment before; Cygames will not get the opportunity to cover their tracks
>>571053649I have both of those fantasies but especially the right
>>571063080you just accept it
Nice thread fags
>>571062974Ulala thighs are erotic...
Urara is one of the most erotic uma in the game
>>571063580I mean, if some of these students confessed to you, you'd have no choice but to accept.>deny Dia's feelings>she rapes your career, ruins any chance of future employment
>>571063580>m.jpg
>>571059413had 1800+ kids, which is a lot even for a champion horse, despite, or perhaps because of, his career being cut short which led to him only running 4 times, but being undefeated. his dad was also very popular so breeders probably figured he was the next best thing if they couldn't get him. there are some other factors that go into it like they also shipped him down to australia so he was just fucking constantly in what would be off-season in japan.
Why can't I quit this game even though I know that they will never release a non-Iesbian uma thus keeping me miserable as a straight guy?
>>571064015quit from life
>>571063835>implying Just be a douchbag
>>571063970You can't stop me from phone posting under this comfy blanket.
>>571064327>2 stallions and a mare Gay
>>571063580imagine bricking your trainer career
>>571064327>Sub trainerShouldn't this trainer be safe then? They already have a torena-san.
>>571064415unbricked game
>>571064447She's just horny.
>>571063834
Official chart from Cygames
Okay girls use your fingers to show how many babies you want
sad bait
>>571064676this is bait
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>571064319>Facebook AND Phoneposting
>>571064624
>>571064676Biwa should be more autistic.
literally took me 100 minutes to do one MANT run
>>571064742>Goldship hates Korean menOn no.
>>571060271Bakushin and Falco
>>571064676condor is as straight as a highway
>>571060271Air ShakurSirius SymboliSmart FalconWin Variation
Autistic, and not lesbian, that's why I love her
>>571060271Everyone
>>571064950Reddit gold comment unironically
7 and I use all my borrows Other numbers, I nap
>>571064415click to brick
I LOOOOVE wasting an entire hour just for my run to be utter uncapped speed dogshit
if you nap you explode
Bad seed day
>>5710653547 I make custom magic cardsAny other number, I nap.
>>571064998>The highway in question
>>571065457lol
>>571061580
>>571065381do you think they say this when kitasan cant get it up?
>>571065457>custom magic cards All food tokens? OguriPegasus 1/1 tokens? McQueen Assassin tokens? Laisu
why is she like this
>>571065272My bro!
>>571063473So no evidence, just pattern-extrapolation from bad runs. Got it.
>>571065457Fuck
>>571065668Biwa is ugly
>>571064676>>571064998>>571065550why does condor dislike cock so much?
Why are cows allowed to compete?
>>571065664I was actually going to make CaC for characters from my DnD campaign.
>>571065792Cow wife numba one!
Testing out the instant tanuki maker. Anyone know how to update the Uma list to the most recent one?
>>571062660FENCE???
>>571065682Helios rape
>>571065935why do you keep shilling N10's shit art here? (You) desperation? It's been almost every fucking thread, lately
>>571066135>black horseShe's shit
I fucking hate all of you
>My trainee cratered another racecourse
>>571066232it helps push xer agenda
>>571066326
>>571066326No, you love me, and you always will
>>571066232>replying
>>571066368it helps me refine my filters, I despise dogshit, ugly art more than anything. It viscerally upsets me
>>571064676Chat, is this real?
>>571066356Made for facesitting
>>571066585>off-model
BTW did I tell you about my filters?Yes, I filter posts on 4chan.Just thought you should know that I filter posts.Careful now, you might be filtered next!
>>571064676I shopped it into the compass.
>>571062435>would power through the disappointmentGentildonna, Air Groove, Sirius, Festa, Orfevre,>would slow downSuper Creek, Ardan, Dober, RudolfHishi Amazon,
>>571065935They're built like this meme lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhQNzo2iTN4
shitposter scowls as he hears the mention of filters
>>571066784Neicha...
>>571066784>Haru supports fascism Based
>>571066356built for stepping on trainer's cock
>>571063791ulala probably doesn't even know what sex is
>>571067136she likes black coffee huhhahahaha xD
>>571067136>western artist
>>571066232It's especially strange since there are artists that draw strong umas in a unique artstyle without simply drawing them as men, so it isn't as though those are valid excuses
>>571067135>>>/pol/ tourist
>>571066784oguri just wants to grill for god's sake
7 and I jack it to Neicha Anything else and I get ready for work training
>>571067296That's still a man
>>571067410Nice tummy, Neicha
>>571056101Oh no
orenji
>>571067460I do not cater to fags who hate muscles, sorry
>>571067470>tranny cosplayer No
>>571067592You all say orenji and my autism completes it as ORENJI ARMS
>>571067296western artists seem completely devoted to aesthetic ugliness. I have no other words to describe it. It's so off-putting, discordant, and visually jarring. If it were a musical composition, it would be clanging stovepot lids together, just chaotic noise.
does Falko's ult do nothing in Cancer? It doesn't look like it's helping raping the barbins like last cm
>>571067554Still Nice tummy, Neicha
>>5710527346/9, four minutes left!24004809
>>571064676>vodka, groove, ticket>not autistic
please tell me the person who designed MANT got fired and deported to the philippines
>>571067752It still fires as soon as she enters mid race if other fronts are close enough but the entire midrace isn't a corner this time so overtakes when approaching late race are more likely
>>571068182That's a man
>>571067921There there don't cry anon, he had to be strapped to a chair and had to watch his wife boarding a train with another man, all before he was deported to Manila. He committed suicide soon after.
>>571068467neicha would say that
>>571068467this shit never fails to make me laugh, thank you
>>571066784Spechud my hoppean wife
>>571068182i see why people want to draw golshi as black desu. its not because shes black, but somehow shes the blackest member of the cast. its like how piccolo is the black guy of DBZ characters.
>>571068467lel
>>571064676It's easy to spot reddit posters when certain umas aren't included
Dig here windy! *unzips*
good night i need to fix my sleep schedule
>>571068916i'm pretty sure they just made that chart around the time fuji released since everyone else on that chart was before her (and i don't think any earlier umas are missing)
I had to see this so now you have to
>>571066784where is eishin flash
>>571069161Good night bwo
>>571069161gn
>>571069235too busy being my paizuri slave
>>571069235couldn't be pictured on the graph, it's not possible
>>571069224I mean I live in America, so I see far worse sights than that in real life almost every day.
Guys will talk about how much they want to have sex with an uma but then not even go through the effort of looking up non-slop art (of which there is tons btw)
>>571068467
>>571068467why is this image making me giggle like a retard
>>571069451it's just the jeet
>>571068467I like that this is real
>>571070049
https://jiggie.fun/pEBMwbhttps://jiggie.fun/pEBMwb
soon
>>571065728Biwa is sexy
>>571067135bwo thats the right side, not the left.
>Summer season
>locked in doing my borrows and listening to youtube videos>missed a whole /uma/ threadSorry guys did you say something?
>>571066551
>>571067136I had a visceral reaction to this
>>571070983did it move
>>571068429now this is a cute cafe
>>571070838Damn.
>>571071374how about stinkbait
>>571071374>>571071554Stop making me fall in love with this retard.
>>571071120my breakfast moved up through my esophagus
>>571070741I ate a hawaiian toast (3)
>>571071670I'm gonna be so nigepilled in GL>Wei>Kitablanco>MachanThey're gonna spot struggle on my dickAfter I roll rickey at the end of mant too...
>>571071551I can't believe Kitasan tapped my wives Lilac and Chrono... Duramente will avenge me
>>571072345how do i upvote this?
are you scouting for air shakur? yes/no and why
gib (you) pls
>>571072431nyowaiting for her halloween alt
>>571069224
>>571072516silly
>>571072431no because i'm poor
>>571072431NoI'm a straight male
>>571072431Only dailies just like all uma banners
>>571072431I scout for every new Uma, lack of carats be damned
Im playing Cool Spot while waiting for my TP refill
Danchode I will flatline until Grand Live, good luck
>>571072516
>>571072794Mambro...
>>571072431why would i
>>571052734up from bed finally, here are the results!thank you for joining, sprint kino...looks like there will be close to no lates/end so I guess pump and cheer it is, pump would've hit perfectly too if I had it
>>571072864Not in that forgotten literal who club of shitters thoughtever
>>571072431YesShe is cute
>>571072997don't shay that...
Taiki is a gem
>>571072889>pace suzukawhat the hell
wahey
>>571072889BUUUUHIIIIIIIIIII
>>571072889>debuffs up the assI told you bro I told you about hybrids!
>>571073489everyone will be running marvelous so everyone is bound to have it, esp since there's a lot more free sp to go around
>>571072431yesthe shakur propaganda
>>571073143Neth has ruined the club, face it
>>571072431Only if her scouting story inspires me. I love her look but I don't know a lot about her personality yet. She didn't seem that interesting in the storyline that had her as a DJ.
>>571073309>The View From The Lead Is... Someone Else's
>>571072431NoI dont think she's particularly cute nor does her kit look good enough for me to roll on an e*d. Worst style in the game
>>571073837Nothing changed!
>>571073837literally nothing changednot even the flatlining
>>571072431NoI am saving for the banners I want to roll on
>>571074015WE COULD HAVE HAD MORE. THINGS COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER
hello /uma/, i came here to post this image.see ya
>>571073981Everything changed, Keb used to keep the club alive, you no longer have fun posters, only fan farming bots
>that epithetUrara trainers are always the most deranged.
>>571074207me when I nibble on her ears
stop nameposting you retards
None of you are rolling for Shakur.
>>571074520i am THOUGH
LUNA CHAN WIFETEIOBRONEISHA LOVENTRcuntStegoCHAD
all returns to mambo...
>>571074576>>571074227how are your posts related to umamusume pretty derby
>>571074576this is fake
>>571074520i'll give her 30 rolls then save for this homeless uma
>>571074096This guy desperately wanted to choke on BWC btw
If I'm forcing Taishin for the sprint CM "don't" is not an option but don't have CB Wit do I borrow Throne or CB? I have 1LB Power Ayabe but I feel like it's unusable since no RB
>>571074520I'll do the usual singular roll
>>571074576>old danchou's discord boyfriend is real
>>571074761Don't we all?
>>571074767why do you want to run Taishin, if she were your oshi you'd have CB witdon't borrow throne borrow CB
https://poal.me/xjrtf9https://poal.me/xjrtf9https://poal.me/xjrtf9
>almond eye dropping the fact that uma racing is actually cruel and cutthroat like irl horse racing>meanwhile haru uraraUhhh why is she here again?
>>571074968you're supposed to have your fork in your left hand and knife in your right while cutting, then use your fork with your right hand to pick up the food
>>571074995To get more women to play the game
Shakur is lowkey mad cute.
Good night friends!!
>>571074968What do you do with all that data Mr. Glowie?
>>571075096i still don't understand why people hate her so much and call her ugly.
>>571075279because she's ugly?
I hereby officially request sexual relations with the horse athlete Machikanetannhäuser aka Matikanetannhauser aka Tannhanser aka Machitan aka Mambo.
>>571074995someone post the comic where urara overheads rudolf telling oguri not to understimate the centralsI can't find it
Thought this tierlist sucked?Help /uma/ make a better onehttps://www.tiercast.app/list/5x1v2uew
>>571075279She needs to fix her hair like Ryan and I'm in
>>571075096she a baddie
>>571075353Approved
>>571074921I want to run Sprint BNW (it was a ton of fun in Capricorn), but my oshi is Biwa so I didn't pull on CB
>>571075395do y'all really have nothing better to do
>>571075395wtf is lw
>>571075096>>571075461hugechild bearinghips
>>571075395why isn't Nishino Flower on this list
>>571075554i dont remember the exact size but she was on the larger end of larger ends no?
>>571075501Thank you. I will head to her room now.
>>571075461please rape me to death
>>571075520>my oshi is Biwanobody says this
>>571075552It says on the first pageLiterally Who>>571075563Rapists are bad
>>571075520understandable, borrow CB though
>>571075058>t. Monodextrous retard
>>571075720BECAUSE REAL FANS CALL HER HAYAHIDE
>>571075705Machitan a cute
>>571075552leatherworking
>find out i have 11 scout tickets>uhmm let's try>got her after 9 ticketsI'm so damn happy guys
>>571075920YES YOU ARE WINNER
>>571075685close to 90 or something, wasnt it?
post stash
if i get lucky with shakur pulls i will also pull for sexshi and sexqueen
>>571075563Neither is rice. Neither is urara. It's some kind of protect the heckin childarinos propaganda tierlist from some reddit or who doesn't know shit.
>>571074767Sprint Taishin will be very difficult this CM since you ideally want Mile B and Sprint A
>>571061783You don't know how computers handle "random" numbers.
>>571075781Judith Martin would be ashamed
>>571075685From our largest being Super Creek at 91 and our smallest being Dream Journey at 69Shakur falls towards the bottom of the top 1/3 largest hips in game currently at an 85 hip size
>>571076390I can see it
>>571061998Piss>>571062660Pat her on the head and tell her good job
>>571076343we don't know how the server RNG worksif the RNG state is not isolated between runs then runs do not have seeds, and it's also possible that the PRNG is constantly seeded with entropybut when people say "seeded run" what they actually mean is that "good run" or "bad run" is decided at the beginning and all further dice rolls are biased toward that "seed" (which is of course not actually a seed in terms of PRNG)tl;dr stop larping
>>571072431shark teeth make me scared for my penits
>>571076390I want to make you eat a lot
>>571076592>larpingwhy do people keep using this word when they don't know what it means
>>571076646Its a feature
>>571076664feed me...
>>571076683larping on the internet is a short way of saying "pretending to be someone you're not"which is not the same as actual roleplaying
>>571072431Yes but I just know she will require pity
>>571076175
To those of you who have been doing CM15 test runs, how often have non-XOguris managed to get wins?Do other umas even stand a chance?
>>571076853are you retarded or just pretending
>>571076892perfect NSM proc can beat obuhi
>>571076892GOOD lates can win if good gamble procsdouble front+ can win if really strong and not too many doms present in lobby
>>571074171maware maware maware maware
>>571076940shut up nigga
>>571076958Cheerleader Natie... now is your time to sit on me— I mean, your time to shine!
>>571074171Cute naval.
>>571077075need more fat uma like this
>>571075520>my oshi is Biwarare as hell
>>571077075>BRAAAAAAAP
>>571076827glutton..
>>571076181
>>571064676>Vodka makes Motorbyke noises like a spaz is not autustic>Brian and Biwa are midly autistic, when one is larping as a lone wolf, the other is a strategyfag>Tickezo not shutting the fuck up about the Daahby is below the centerline for autistic>This stupid shit implies that Pasa and Grass are lesbo for each other>Missing some hardcore autists like Calstone, Double Jet, the entire reddit gold family, and Air Shakur.
Curren is ugly and I hate her
>>571077418slop
>>571077495gold ship is like the opposite of autistic
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Oguri Cap
>>571077590now WAIT a darn second!
thread? dead
>>571077520which curren
I want /bag/ to leave
>>571077629sorry
gn
I want /bag/ to stay
>>571076175Brother, may I have some carats?
>>571077686All
>>571072431no. Gotta hold, I can't afford Kitasan Blanco/VFujin/CB/Hokko if I don't hoooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddd
>>571077763Pulling on that tail
>>571067135Thats communism the fucking retard>>571066784Fuck damn that's worse. Communist Haru, Golshi and Fukukitaru? All these anacaps when no one has a story that is explicitly about money? Strict as fuck Groove with maximum libertarianism? Creek supporting fags? Get the fuck out of here
>>57107617589k. Been holding since the Kitasan banner a few months ago.
>>571077769
>>571077902a-ahhh~...
>>571077901wow, so many currencies
>>571072431No. Neither hot nor meta.
>>571076940>>571076853>>571076683This is just what gen alpha has decided the word means now. Gay didn't always mean homosexual. Now it does. LARP used to mean live action role-play, acting out tabletop games in a real setting in the world. Now it means being a fraud. Get with the times ojisan.
>>571078110this is 4chan not tiktok
>>571078040sex with gentle wife
>>571078130how's your league been? did you like your build? finished up?
>>571076175160k (free)
>>571078130wtf picture for ants
>>571077326goddamn they look soft and lovely
>>571072431No, I need carats for Tachyon/Light Hello
>>571078325I dropped a garukhan and rakiata gem yesterday so I'm gonna probably blast some more with ice shot and farm a mageblood, I rerolled into something metafag because I just wanted to zoom around since I finished the challenges alreadyUmamusume
If you were forced to fuck either Air Shakur or Mejiro Ryan, which one would you pick?
i only just learned that skill duration is multiplied by track length/km
>>571078512Shakur
>>571078512Why not both?
>>571078512both
>>571078512Ryan at least has a likable personality
>>571078341why do regals have three tiers
>>571074891True I blame /uma/ though
Oguri raped me but nobody believes me
>>571078612exalts regals augs and transmutes have tiers now and they have a better chance to add a t1-2 mod instead a shit tier
>>57107617571 card tickets and 17 uma tickets as well
>>571078512god i want shakur to leave bitemarks on me
>>571078512>Forced?
>>571078512At gunpoint you mean? Shakur then
Can you cap Shakur's 30% wit growth with just a single finemo?
>>571078652I don't believe you
>>571074891Supply and demandhttp://poal.me/n3n1hq
>>571078512Fine and make Shakur watch
>>571078512>pick shakur>suddenly get into random life threatening "accidents" and "goofs"
>>571078512I read this as >pickas in, roll for, so in that case Air Shakur, and probably on the other count too, she's pretty cute, and proof Cygames can do short hair well when they want too. I'll never forgive them for how they robbed Ryan
>>571077618Nah she is not schizophrenic.
Shakur jumpscare in career
>>571078512>forced to fuck>big tiddy muscle girl that can choke me with her toned thighs>pretty punk girl with nice ass that can leave marks all over my body
Smoochies?
>>571079121>Would you rather be forced to eat steak or lobster?
>>571079150
>>571078512Ryan because while I think her hairstyle is ass, she's a very nice person overall. Plus you're fucking a Mejiro and not a literal who.
I could rape Chiyofag with a hand tied behind my back and make his 2 inch clitty leak like crazy
>>571079121I mean that obviously points to Ryan rightlike being choked out feels good as hell but getting bit mostly just hurts
>>571079359This poster is a woman.
>>571078960>short hair?
his thread really IS filled with oji-sans because wdym you WOULDN'T fuck shakur. you're insane
>>571079228fake gay chiyoposter
>>571079574that's me
>>571079436Some anons just have different tastesNo point in ragging on them>>571079359>but getting bit mostly just hurtsExcept this anon
>>571079574I want my trainee to wear bloomers like this
dancho i spent all morning reading rezero fanfiction gomen
>>571079635did you like the latest ep I really did like it
Phew
>>571079635That's okay. Now come along, it's breeding time again.
>>571079574Smooching Chrono
>>571078512Air Shakur. Ryan would be a starfish in bed.
>>571079827Cuteand sexy....
I too would fuck some crack whore in some random alleyway that looks like Shakur
>>571079923I'd let her save my balls with a razor
>>571078512Ryan because eyebrow piercings are too distracting for me.
gaslight me on the light hello / agnes tachyon bannerdo I really need a pal card?
>>571080195you don't need to play the scenario at all if you stay in open league!
>>571080269that one's me
cock...
>>571080195Paraphrasing a bwo from many threads back, but without a pal card, you're basically playing a demo version of the scenario.
good for non fronts?
>>571079761not my proudest fap nglyou know what i mean
>>571080195nah bro just keep playing mant for another 4.5 months´, it'll make better umas and parents. You should roll for throne instead of light hello
>>571080394it's loopable
>>571080434it's fine she was only 25% off this time
>>571080195yes, the scenario gimmick involves accumulating five kinds of tokens which you use to buy songs to reach goals and get training bonusesspeed + witmaxxing gets you 4/5 token types and light hello gives you whichever type you have the least of, plus overall more tokens in generalalso light hello gives gold playtime's over and huge energy cost reduction even at 0LB
>>571080493I don't like flatties, stop giving me a boner.
>>571080195From now on you will need the pal card to play any scenario properlyexcept for Grand Masters, you can take or leave that one depending on CM
>>571080195>Can I ignore the SCENARIO TAX?
>>571080520but does Light Hello give me also sloppy blowjobs or nice paizuri?
>>571080812yes. yes she does
>>571080979why is toreina like this
>>571081126TEAM RANK DOXX THEM DO IT
Any McQueen nonnies online?
no, fuck off
I will be later!
Holy Sweep
>>571081775Gwo, they are eating all the other fans
Me!
Meisho Doto (Horse) with Meto (Cat?)
is dodging danger worthless on it's own?
>>571082185Me on the right
>>571082194it just loses its purpose
>>571082185For me, it's Duramente
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11617920
>>571081775This is what all the S clubs do now, they have one or two bot accounts constantly running Icarus while the rest of them just play normally, no reason to bot on your main when you can get free S rank doing this
>>571082194not worthless, but dangerous because it moves you to the outer rail for the first corner (PP moves you back to the inside)
Duramente is the only horse whose name also describes how I'd fuck them
>>571082185No hags
>>571082428Funny coming from the club that constantly parrots "you don't play the game"
>>571082481I don't get it
>>571074995
>>571052680>4 hours and 50 minutes agoIt's never been MANTOVER
>>571082572/uma/ Club quite literally does play the most though
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=inatsu
>>571082597ay caramba! he doesn't know
>>571082597Duramente means hard in spanishI'd fuck Duramente hard is the joke
>>571082574I prefer the images that have visible numbers on the ruler because I have an above average length penis and normally I measure up quite well which makes me feel good about myself even though no woman will ever actually see it
useful?
>>571082672/uma/ Club's leader barely meets quota half the time
>>571082793No
>>571082741it's pretty easy to get a woman to see it, the challenge is in getting a reply back and also not going to jail
>>571082686Hot
>>571082672Allen barely plays the game, and the rest of them are not better eitherOnly Umama plays the most and joins rooms here all the time while the rest of his club never join rooms
>>571075783biwa is quicker and easier to say than bananayahide tho
>>571082793maybe as a TT grandparent
>>571083000And that's the one that constantly spouts "you don't play the game" when more than half his club are bums anyway
I still can't get over the fact that someone would create a brand new club (foregoing the carats for the month) and build it up from scratch to a thriving A rank club, only to jump ship to /uma/clubIt's just a total lack of shame that I simply am unable to comprehend
>>571082686This artist draws really lickable umankos
>>571083149danchussy too good
>>571083239Pretty much
Air Groove is so freaking HOT
>>571083371
>>571082793Depends on grandparents
>>571083371why are her nipples so erect?
>>571080434>they aged her up just for thisWhat did White Fox mean by that?Crazy how Ueda Kana makes her 10x more attractive in my eyes.
>>571079284>me and the kindergarten teacher I bagged by being a bad bitch
>>571083605Dense torena
bread?
owari da
>>571083913>>571083913>>571083913
>>571083974>>571083974>>571083974I think the op is fixed
>>571083526Favorite reaction image. She looks so goofy resigned to her smothering fate.
>>571083997>37s lateOnii-chan is safe today.
>>571083926oops you were first, go to the shakur bread>>571084114gomen.... was gayming
