Deer thread>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>570430661
Buff Hoodwink
dead game
>>571092406Touch fluffy
>>571089176Neat squirrel! Would be a shame if something unfortunate happened to it...
I can't believe this general turned into a bunch of fucking faggot furries. Good riddance.
>catch enemy carry doing a frog camp>silence them>they pop Manta and try to run away through the frogs>frogs pop Ravage, carry gets stunned lmao>teammates arrive and hit the carry with sheep/gleip/more silence>get high ground for free because enemy team lost their damageFrog camps were a great addition to the game. I love them.
>>571092406Festive deer are always in season!
>>571092406It's not christmas dotard
>>571096247It is in Australia, they do things backwards there
>>571092406Deer sex
playtime really did a speedrun train on lgd
>>571093718Haven't seen the basic bounty hunter track effect for so long I didn't realize what spell that was supposed to be lmao
>zoot turned to furshitno... not you :'(
Zoot should draw Hoodwink beans
>>571101183The future is furry, old man.
>>571101183who
>YouSub 7k and going LOWER as we speak, high estrogen behavior, cuckolded, sissified, full on tranny melty >MeClimbin', no estrogen, no sissy melties, PMA, having fun.
>>571101183did he really
>>571101183lmao its easy money if you can draw those niggas will pay big money
>>571101183I knew he was White and based
>>571106653>argentina>whitepick one
I love animals : )
>>571106716t. chilean (macaco)
dead servers?
>>571109843>tuesday
>>571109890I was in the middle of a ranked match. This is NOT a joke.
PANIC
fluffnstuff was spotted at valve's offices fifteen minutes ago
>gelbooru not loading images>dota servers downmy night is ruined.
lmao you look at SA competition then NA comp sad that Na even have a slot in 2026 merge the regions already only way to actually save na
>>571101183Yeah turned to
please stop picking WW in pubs
>>571118841wyvern has to be the hardest support to play properly. and most players dont know how to.
>>571101183but he drew Lina just a few days ago
i've almost eaten a whole bucket of fried chicken by myself. i'm such a lil fat piggie.
>>571120513Gonna play pudge again?
>>571120513Idk if you're little. Can you provide us some evidence that you're little?
I just made a horrible life decision.I decided to play a game of dota at 11 PM and the match lasted an hour and forty minutes.
>>5711210605'7 under 200lb ish.
>>571125909You're one cut away from looking like a Chad
>game needs to go for 45 minutes longer than necessary>because I am being held hostage by 4 mid players>all who refuse to buy a ScytheJesus fucking Christ. Win-streaks exact a toll in other ways.
every week, i unbox like 4-10 CS2 cases and i don't get shit from them.But niggers, wetbacks and kikes open them all the time and find good shit. Fuck you, gaben.
getting there
>>571128772cute, but i prefer to see akasha's toes
>>571128772anal sex with annesix while akasha watches
>>571128252There is no reason to be racist in 2026. Grow up.
>>571128252I got my first knife after 5 years and thousands of dollars opening cases a couple months ago. It's worth $80. Just buy whatever you want. You will never win opening cases.
>>571128772source?
>>571131986QoP from dotaAnessix from underlords
I played smite 2 yesterday. but that just made me remember when i used to play the first smite game with friends.
>>571132679I meant the image source, silly, the artist, whatever.
>>571132778clearly an anon drawfriend.There's dozens of us. Dozens!
>>571132778Image source: my private correspondenceThe artist: STAY AWAY SHE'S MINEWhatever: I'll post the finished when it's done™
>>571133054>>571133337Nah, there cant be any new artist, its probably stolen from someplace, Who would willingly draw dota 2 in 2026, shits dead.
I draw but people won't like my muse.
>>571134127>willinglyThankfully I have cash so I can provide the incentive
>>571092406>>571094713>>571092819Where penis
>>571132767great game
>>571134260HoodwinkHuffer...
>>571134260Who's your muse?
>>571134298No you don't, nobody pays for Dota 2 art. Its all AI slop.
>>571134720How would I train AIslop models if I don't gather the datasets first?Think, anon, think!(Or are you baiting me into posting more pics?)
>>571134709Furries. I can't draw humans.
>>571134997If you squint and look at em sideways, humans are just non-furry furriesI believe in you! Also practising tailless hairless snoutless monkeys would improve your anthro game
>>571135121I'll be making some attempts soon. I'll post results if they don't look bad.I got something with Lina and Annie from League of Legends I wanna do. Not nsfw
HoodwinkHuffer If you are reading this, I want to do an Art trade with you.
sea dota is always entertaining to watch
>Be me>Playing tinker>Double tap keen conveyance to return to fountain>It sometimes targets an allied hero inside the fountain>If that hero is also teleporting it teleports me with themIs there any option in the settings to stop this from happening? It happens way too often
>>571150137Yeah
>>571151247Can you please tell me what it is? :(
>>571152717No
>>571154237:(
>been playing nothing but dawn of war/atomic war/watchers of samsara forever>havent played a single real match with facets>they came and went without me playingoh damn.i need to start studying guides to see if i can get back on regular dota again before ti
Dead game
>>571169698Hoodwink nerfs killed it
i keep getting retards who feed every lane and try hard fucking huskar pickers in mid lane every game
>>571150137it's a beta
alive game
>>571169698>2048×2048Nice, will need to datamine all of them
what game do you enjoy when you are not playing dota ?
dotards... we are getting bullied again...
>>571176651She tanked that btw
>Snapfire, Lion, Invoker, PL, Zeus in every fucking gamePatch when?
>>571182925just buy bkbwait it sucks now lmao
>>571178503total war atilla with mods.and slay the spire rn
>Haven't played a real DOTA match since 2018>Turbo only>2026>I've now played more Turbo matches than normal matchesI wish I could go back and finally push to Immortal. But, I'd rather lose fast and quick than the an hour long matches that was heavily decided at draft.
I might have to start playing turbo again. my comms score dropped to like 3k.
>20k people on CS Lane>Dota 2 probably cant fill 2000 people for TIGaben needs to clean house in Valve like XBOX
>>571191407gaben makes no money from doturd skins, why should he care
al-salam alaykum dotards
>>571191407I get the impression Gabe barely does anything with valve anymore, he's exploring the ocean on his Yacht with scientists and watching his son win F1 races.
>>571180331Dont worry Campo Shitto is on the case.>Innates removed next patch>BZZ Pugna set added on the menu to grind for>Bots added to custom games to make dota 2 seem alive
>>571178503Deadlock or Total Warhammer
>>571191772selamat pagi dotard
>>571178503>HelldiversYou need a good PvE game to detox after having retarded teammates
everyday pgl
I hate when PL is meta because it's the only hero that causes my frames to drop during teamfights
>>571197308Don't you need friends to play that game?
>>571199507Youre such an unemployed loser youre watching south american TI qualifiers. get your money up
CS has 1.5 million viewers and yet can't sustain a vg general
>>571204985I might have left early but my time card has full hours on it
>>571205021because CS is a goylem game there's nothing to talk about, everything has been figured out, every round is the same
>>571205021normie game
>>571205608ok but all you need is like 4 retards chatting to each other about random hat bullshit to keep a general going
>>571206004Maybe they don't care to, you shouldn't judge anyways, this place will end up on /vm/ too soon enough at the rate we're going
>>571206004You looked at the last Ti threads
>>571205021CS is normie chud gamethere is nothing to talk aboutthere really is nothing to talk about.
Sex with sheever in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>571205021they have a general on that weird multiplayer games board, /vmp/ or whateverthe issue is, that they talk ONLY about esports, not about the game at all so they cant be on /vg/ and this will be the faith with /d2g/ soon too
More than 20 minutes to find a game, does it get better at higher mmr?
>>571211134Immortal draft games are fast as fuck to find
>>571211134mutt?
/ourguy/ mason is live.
he International 2026 (also commonly called TI 2026 or TI 15) is the fifteenth annual edition of The International which will take place in August 2026 in Shanghai, China
>the Sharteezy of CS is about to win a LANShartour truly is the KWAB of esports huh
>>571213913Those deagle shots would have absolutely landed on 1.6, they even managed to turn aiming into a lootbox like those phony skins kek
>>571214113They're not even close
>>571214113okay, niko
>>571214710>>571214883You crazy, look at the aim, the head is right on the dot, they made it so firearms shoot all over the place on this new cs 2, the recoil might make if confusing but he was aiming straight to the head.Those would 100% be headshots on cs 1.5/1.6 and CZ.
>>571214883>shot looks like bs at a glance>slow it down>he flicks away for absolutely no reason then realigns with the guys head after firingwhat the fuck lmao
>>571214982Yeah sure, in pretend land they might be. They were 100% misses and blaming the game isn't going to change that.
>>571214982you dont know how the deagle works
>>571215129I play the game, people walking up from 100 meters and one-shotting me with AKs while running made me not care about the game anymore.It's just a glorified slot machine, the lootboxes and the aiming, too.
>>571215253If you are aiming at somebody else's head and you shoot, the person dies, it is how it was supposed to work, not now when the bullets vary with each shot, even in Tarkov those shots would have landed, but not anymore on cs.
>>571215312That has always been a thing. You just want to hate cs2.
>>571215560It wasn't a thing on 1.6 when I used IRC to hook up matches against other teams and you could hire your own server and host games through steam, it was optimal, the way Valve made it is simply bad, the matchmaking, the lag, the moderation ( which is non-existent ).Dota was also better when I could hook up on Azeroth or Euronet and choose who I would play with, people could make their own ban lists and play the game like it was supposed to be played.
>>5712139131st shot u pull trigger at the air where the ct player was like half a second ago2nd shot u hit at the area where the hands were moving in front of his face as he was throwing utility3rd shot definitely looks like it lands on his left shoulder area but definitely not a headshot u did get cheated out of a body shot here4th shot misses wide of his firing armi agree that cs2 is wonky w hit registration but this is just not how u use the deagle in cs2. the first shot is so important u have to wait until u have lined up a good one or be really good at flicking ur wrist for that first headshot. deagle recoil is really bad and not even an average player will realistically let you throw out more than 2 deagle shots before turning around to spray u down w AR or just tap u in the head once bc u have 36 hp.
>>571215886Yeah, so just do it. CS2 and Dota 2 still have this functionality.
>valve>giving a shit about its own game and people trying to keep it alive
>>571217807I didn't notice they hadn't asked for film submissions, guess they gave up, this TI is gonna suck and I probably won't even watch it cause it's in China time
>rank disparities in matchmakingas if I needed more of a reason to hate this system.
>>571219045I blame the AI slopper winning.
>>571220983What one, I thought the one with the movie references won, I didn't think it was AI but I didn't really watch it
>>571221230This webm is amazing
>>571221230>I thought the one with the movie references wonIt did.>I didn't think it was AIIt was.That's probably why Valve doesn't care about doing another one this year. Because not only will they get a shitton of AI slop submissions, shitters with no taste will vote for them anyway. I don't blame them.
mirana is my favorite defender of the ancient
>>571226792Why arcana looks so bad.and thats mostly because of how they painted the textures of the model. or maybe its on valve's end that they fucked up the materials and shading, because the eyes are pure white and it ends up looking uncanny.Talking about the ingame persona model, not the one you posted.
>lost to huskar mid>lost to EARTHSHAKER midi am so done today. fck account boosters.
>>571231176>still picking SF mid in 2025+1>complain about lossesAnon pls
>>571231176>SF mid in this day and agelollmao.
>>571231176>buying Blademail first item after feeding earlyClassic low MMR move.
smite 2 is pretty fun since i can just shit talk without being muted plus playing with dumb console players is funny since they never mute mics
After playing deadlock, smite 2 just feels weird.and i was like.. 16? i think when the first smite came out. Back when I could fill a party with friends.Not so much anymore.
>>571237118both are really good games i just play smite 2 as a off game to dota 2 plus i can just surrender any game at 10 mins if the game is bad
Man I fucking love dota 2
i hate dota and all the monkeys that keep reporting me. i can't use text or voice chat anymore.Reported? For what? Telling the truth? Why do people hate the truth so much?
>check battle stats>+37>+37>+37The hell? Did summer break start?
Hope John De Lancie comes back to voice Ringmaster for the Dark Carnival event.
>>571128772
>>571213913>thinking he can get through the Yatoro of CS
>>571133054Maybe today I will skip a dozen of doto matches and draw instead...
Can't sleep. what hero to play for 2 games.
sea and eu has the best dota to watch
>>571248035pretty good
>>571249435Your favourite.
>>571219241That's due to being in shitpool or on an unpopulated server, so it's your fault reallyalso crusader - archon is pretty much the same, you could add up these arbitrary brackets by two and not notice any difference, herald/guardian, crusader/archon, legend/ancient and lump divine with immortal (immortal itself doesnt make sense as it ranges from 6k to 17k)
>>571242676speaking the truth isnt an excuse to be an asshole
how do I convert into leaguechadism
Hello, TI event?
>>571268746Play Deadlock, dotard
>>571268746Deadlock crossover event after TI
>>571221749it's got a lot of heart, something you'd see in the TI2-5 era
Once again carried by my team (I was mid and they were 2+2)Feelsgoodman.wmv
dotards?
>>571272753Dotards are White so lies tend to anger them, yes.
Just won the first game I played in months
>enemy carry doesn't buy BKB for 30 mins>stun him first instead of the annoying fucking Hoodwink my teammates keep chasing>my teammates thankfully know to stop chasing and hit the stunned carry instead>enemy carry buys SnY next lmaoooo>he never gets to play for the rest of the game>win>add enemy carry to avoid listThanks for the free MMR, loser.
just woke up. was at the rave all night kittyflipping. time to chainqueue mid and pick leshrac and void spirit
>>571278571what did it feel like
>>571278897pretty great aside from the odd hallucinations which can get heavy. but even then you just let it ride usually
>Pick xddbounty >Be as annoying as possible and everywhere on map>Get mad rich and buy whatever the team needs >Win It's that easy boys. Remember to tip and spam good game well played
my hotkeys have strayed so far from the original wc3 roots that I can't play micro intense heroes anymore. I don't know what do do with control groups since I have items on 1-7 now.
>>571269068>>571269139funny because I came back to dota because deadlock is rumored to not be getting its major update until after ti. and it desperately needs a major update at the moment.
>>571221230I miss when I could do shit like this without worrying about ticks.
>>571214113the fuck? there's one body shot there the rest are way off target.
>4k shitter >Tired of losing >Just start buying a smoke and mass pinging smoke at 50 >It's like watching my teammates collective brain cells waking up >"Oh shit nigga, we actually playing a real game of dota"? 8 win streak by now.
CONFLUENCE IMMINENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what profile privacy settings do I need to collect clown emojis?
are you playing battlecup ?
>>571268589I genuinely got so bored I downloaded that spyware and made an account. Only to realize they still require you pay to unlock 90% of the roster
>>571298492I have literally never played a battlecup
Why do people leave enemy sentries where they are when they plant theirs, I don't understand
>>571300505>support dewards on le epic eye spot>puts down both his wards on the exact same fucking area where he just revealed that we have vision>the enemy support does the exact same thing>this back and forth vision ringaround continues throughout the entire gamethis shit drives me wild
Whichever dota 2 meta video i go on, the comments are full of retarded 70 IQ shitskin seamonkeys who are blatantly wrong 24/7. How is it that the playerbase of this game became so utterly subhuman? 12 years ago dota was considered the intellectual white man's game.
>>571300505Killing the sentry confirms 100% that you were there and may even have a ward and signals movement to the enemy team... but only in the bracket where cuckies develop a bare triple digit IQ like 8k+
>>571300505supports think they're gigabrained and these are the mind games they play with wards. killing it reveals you warded there.
>>571299734just play one of the mobile mobas. if you're going to play something as a quick fix for boredom then play an actual casual game
Oldtard here, is dota worth playing again?
>>571302795It's because of how the internet as a whole has changed over 12 years. its nothing specific to dota.
>>571303234No you didn't, you just put a sentry there, that's not vision at all unless your name is riki or nyx
>>571302795the third world came online. this is from 2007.
>>571303707depends when and why you quit. I quit after talents were added, but once they added facets and innates the game was fixed. I didn't play a single patch between then.
>>571302795friendly reminder that whites are a minority in the world, and in the only countries that are majority white they are trying to remove that too.
>>571304168I basically quit at 2016Well, I must have dropped it again in 2021 for a good reason, guess I won't be reinstalling the dotard ever again
>>571303707If you havn't played game in the last 5 years>Dont.If you have, game hasn't changed.>SureOld Dota is dead.You dont get the same feeling of winning/losing as old
>>571303958And if those heroes aren't in the game you have to think about why someone would bother with a sentry and give away their position unless they didn't want something dewarded, of course it all depends on how the other person is thinking so you might just end up playing yourself
I got my girlfriend a new drawing tablet and negotiated unlimited art requestsWhat hero should I make her draw?
what is different about old dota from new dota exactly?>
>>571305330Marci and uhhh Dark Willow and Hoodwink
>>571305126We desperately need new deer around here
>>571305330rat doto, snowballing out of control and lack of comeback mechanics, able to end games instead of being hostaged by the inability to break high ground and requiring aegis, not a brool meta, nostalgia for less informed players with less cohesive strategies.
Did they really get rid of Techies and jungling because of reddit?
>>571305905'fraid so
>>571305126>>571305412Ench looking confused because Terrorblade gifted her lingerie thongs
>>571305126>>571306696this
>>571305126Hoodwink
>>571305126Forgot to mention she's a fellow dotard but hasn't played since 2022>>571306696Got it. See you in five months.
>´play with chile>they fuck up>blame there me there is no support when i say there is no carry>grimstroke only a dagon and start insulting in chilenian>matches end behavior under 6k and cant play for 3 hoursWew lad, only took a no ranked game.>
will you be my dota bf anon?
>>571309227Depends, how big is your cock?
>>571248035socials?
>>571309950you are dumb if you cant find italso>furshit artistSAD!
>>571310989the source buttons show nothing of note, and the signature there doesnt point me anywhere.
>>571311261its russian on vk and telegram
Its all come to and end.I will never install this fucking game ever again.Started playing in the early 2000's way before Icefrog ever touched Dota. But what this community has evolved into I cannot abide.Working 8 hours a day only to come home to play with a bunch of russian teenagers who waste your time because they know their time is limited before they get nuked out of this world is an absoulte riducule.Fuck you /d2g/.Fuck you /r/dota2Fuck every single retard who has ever touched this community, I hope you die, slowly, painfully.No, I wont see you next week.Peace.
>>571311771t. bad
>>571311771see you next week nigga
>>571311771See you in a couple hours
>>571311771you might as well just redownload it you going to be back anyway
>>571312052I will see Lina in my dreams
>>571311771Cya next week champ
>>571317615no
>>571311771/doturds told me that party reporting was fixed, but it seems to work. so u get in a party and report in masse a single player and it gets punished and u get to do anything u want without punishment, including insulting their family in voice chat.>>571308716This community is very jewish...Some openly asked that they were israeli and what character should they play, wonder why this game is so broken at so many levels.
>>571319863Party reporting doesn't work because reporting doesn't work. There's scripters and account buyers and smurfs in every lobby but none of them ever get punished. The system isn't strict enough.
>>571319863>>571320958Imagine being so blind that you can't see the game having an explicitly labeled separate column of "Reported Parties" vs # of reports in the bs/cs section. No wonder you losers are 1k MMR.
>>571309340very objectifying
>>571325935who cares about that shit? he is in party and get to insult you and your family in voicechat without consequences while you do... all because saying >we have no carryand they even builty their characters like shit.
>>571328319If a 4-stack reports you, it counts as 1 report. They'll get punished as much as you reporting them yourself. lrn2count
>one fight has a minor misplay by one player>gg afk farm for 30 minutes until we loseI hate nudota players.
I got back into ranked after months away.This match was some bullshit, they have so many ways to slow down fights and save their team from getting killed.TF were we even supposed to do lol. They have 3 saves that can't be dispelled or countered.Not sure I like the current axe, I miss when bloodstone gave you AoE, the armor change to the battle hunger DPS is a big hit, used to hit 100+dps when you hit level 25.
>>571336409>second lotus>swift blinkt. 1k mmr
>>571336785Who needs a 2nd lotus or a swift blink?
>>571336409I hope WR was first phase because WR into Phoenix OR Undying is a bad enough match-up. Having to play against both is like a 10% winrate. You put a gun to my head and tell me to win against that, I'll cry and write out my will before playing.t. 20k MMR WR pickerGotta say though, that WR's item build is fucking trash even as a pos 4/5 support build. That shit would've been a mere 50% winrate even back in 2024. Waste of farm on that whole player. Classic dead weight pos 4.>TF were we even supposed to do lol.You guys needed more silences, and at least one Nullifier.Also maybe not pick Axe into Undying+Shadow Demon+Phoenix, whatever of the three that was visible at presumably second phase. Phoenix looks like a pos 3 so you could've picked Phoenix yourself, and since nobody in this screenshot bothered to buy a single Nullifier, you could've played your main, Necro, and gotten away with it :^)
>>571339370Pheonix was mid and wrecked arc's shit with her insane dps lol. especially once vessel was online.The only problem with nullifier is that it doesn't actually counter any of them unfortunately. I was considering bloodthorne over aghs for my final item, but even with perfect coordination they can always save anyone we try to kill. Unless I get a magical 5 man call. I feel like diffusal + glimmer or something is just an easy support WR pick up, you can at least keep one person at 0 mana every fight.
How do I win mid as Tinker versus Warden? Skipping boots is so incredibly deadly against him.>inb4 just don't skip bootsThat's far from the only problem
>>571340635You just leave the lane once he hits level 6, there's no winning against his double damage spike.
>>571340242>The only problem with nullifier is that it doesn't actually counter any of them unfortunately.It would've, but that's something somebody like Kez (or even that dead weight WR) should've bought.>I feel like diffusal + glimmer or something is just an easy support WR pick upTheoretically that's nice since zero mana is a better shutdown than a 5 second silence but that WR was probably not finishing the Diffusal until 30 minutes in at which point it's too late. Fast Diffusal timing requires a lot of early game kills on top of creep farm. If Arc lost lane, and you guys were getting cucked/blown up early game, Diffusal wasn't going to get value. Would've been better off with an Orchid on the WR so you can chain silences on Phoenix or SD through Disruption or something so you can guarantee a pickoff to turn fights. If I was on WR, my hail mary plan would've been to wipe my tears and go Orchid->Shard->BKB/Nullifier/Linkens/Sheep and call it a "support" build. Boost win chance from 10% to 30%.I'd just chalk this up to being fucked at draft + a couple bum players.
>kez arrives>presses all button>die instantly due to infinite damageJarring to see such a bullshit hero next to ancient designs like juggernaut who can only do one thing at a time and whose abilities actually have counterplay and can't use all of them together at once
>>571341483He killed me twice before 6, I feel like I could have done better but didn't know how. He was grandmaster and knew what he was doing while I had no clue of the match up.
>>571348456Then just don't be solo if he decides to spam his Q on you, and/or grab a raindrop for the ghosts and just focus on your last hits. Once you have the raindrop you can even body block the ghost from securing the ranged creep at times. Or you can stack the jungle up to prepare for leaving at level 6 if you just push the waves with march.
>>571349139I will get raindrops next time for sure. Flux was much worse of an issue as sticking to my ranged creep meant he'd just auto me and win any trade as the blind didn't last as long as the flux. And without boots walking away with flux was hardly an option.
>>571349745>And without boots walking away with flux was hardly an option.Wait, what do you mean walking away with flux? Flux can only damage you if no friendly units are nearby.
https://old.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1ubcygb/thoughts_on_this_type_of_player/
23savage is in the zone
is it ame's year
>>571350970I cannot stand around the ranged creep forever. He will auto me to death, the blind can only stop him for so long
>>571092406ATTENTION DOTAistsRequesting likes (upvotes) and funny faces + comments on my epic review: https://steamcommunity.com/id/scarfedanime/recommended/570/
>>571353515No
>>571328610again, it doesnt matter. he got to insult my family in voice chat and get me in low priority and getting me under 6k behavior... all for saying>we have no carryThis is dota 2 for you
member when TI made it to espn?
Is this still funny?
>>571355282it's really hard to not be 12k/12k you must be a real piece of shit lmao
>>571356810kek it is
>New to VPKEdit but it looks pretty straightforward >Try to extract pak01_dir.vpk (from dota folder, not core) >~22MB file >Taking forever >Close VPKEdit >Check output folder >It's ~50 GB >mfw >>571094664They've screwed me over as often as they've assisted me, but it's been funny (almost) every time. >>571356810lol
>mYm>EHOME>onlinke Kingdom>Nirvanano THAT were kino team names
>>571360327*nowsorry dotards Im drunbk as fuck
>>571354179Well that's what march is for though? You zone him out while he tries to zone you out?
>>571359602I'm guessing 01 is the top level pack for EVERYTHING. Try starting from the other end so you'd hit the latest stuff first instead of oldest.
I play Lina at pos 4 as caster build and buy mid caster build items. I perform exceptionally well every time. will this be grief at higher mmr that I'm not buying shit like force glimmer?
>>571361642Depends on the game, but eventually, yeah.
>>571361950well shit. I like playing Lich at pos5 because he can deal damage without itemizing for it. so what pos4 should I learn that can deal damage without itemizing for it?my games are high Ancient / low Divine at the moment. people are really bad.
>>571362134I said depends on the game for a reason. Some games, it's fine. Some games, it's not. Part of getting gud is being able to tell what you do or do not need depending on the comp, teammates, enemy items, etc. You have to ask yourself why your current build works, and what would stop it in the future. And how you'd deal with it while being a good support. Simple as.
>>571362584well I'm always blind picking in front of lazy brown kids that don't ghost their picks so I have no clue what the comp will be. which is why I just pick something that can both stun and shit out damage.
>>571356296there was so much venture capital in esports over a decade ago, shame it went nowhere.
>>571362828they fucked up trying to copy classic sports instead of letting it carve its own path.
at this point just remove the status resist from s&y and return the maim to it
dota should be anime style and all heroes should be cute girls
i wonder if we will see EU play a lot of BH the hero is really really good right now
BH is fucking trash what are you saying
>>571364993BH is far from trash lol
Who is Fallen of Dota2?
>Somehow got five good teams in a row This next match is going to be among the worst I've ever played, I can feel it. I should quit while I'm ahead oh fuck just found a match, fuck
>>571369618holy shit we won and I got a rampage
>>571362761I don't pre-pick during draft because pub faggots think that means I'm going to pick early even though I'm like pos 1/2 and I really fucking shouldn't. Then they just sit there waiting for me to pick something while we lose gold because they want to be last pick pos 4. It's retarded.
HEck yeah I won that turbo game
>>571354417Supremely based review that triggers the libs, owns the libs.
>this is your pos 1 pick and inventory>still win because we crushed mid and their safelane and went for a fast pushGuy spent 29 minutes after laning in the jungle. Zero contribution to the game besides pressing R to killsteal low hp enemies. Didn't even get nimbus.This shit hero is going on my ban list until Valve makes it fun to play with or against. Picked in every single position and ends up afk farming to press 2 buttons every other minute.
>>571373658Who was this then-male-presenting transgirl?
I played with that new(?) hero Pepe the frog and wtf is that ultimate...
>eu qualifier>it's actually just the russian qualifier
>>571372243Sure man let both supports pick first and get utterly counterpicked NEVER let one support have 2nd phase or even last pick to cheese pick against an enemy core
>>571379926Found the pos 4 shitter.
>>571380364You're 4k mmr btw
>>571379915what is the problem here?
>>571380635they merged CIS and EU so eurosissies get stomped out
>>571380635The problem is that it's not an EU qualifier, it's a russian qualifier.
>>571380734that is because cis and eu teams mergedwhich relevant eu team is being excluded as a result
>>571380821russia is part of europe, no?
>>571380416t. 0k shitpool
Hoodwink is fucking worthless this patch lmao
>>571360470I went to sleep.33 seconds cooldown, I can use it once every two creep waves. He can definitely zone me out better.
>>571382120Been bad since they nerfed attack range giving range to acorn shot.
>>571382120All as it should be
>>571379915we got team bald
>>571375684zyori's brother rich
>>571385485>gets slammed 0-2
>>571385650Is that the girl that cucked Hasan Piker?
Leaguechads are laughing at us...
>attack axe>diewtf
>>571388416You need to buck-break him first
>>571385650miss this cat
this shit's hard, chatimma watch some tutorials
>>571392982Soul...
>every open qualifier team 2-0'dwhat even is the point
>>571392982Unironically try LoomisHe's pretty fun and you can learn to draw as you go
>>571375667herald game, i will not believe it was higher. you simply don't do shit like this because you will get low priority in higher rank.>>571336409you lost to a boosted spectre with arcana with radi and butterfly as axe. you lost to brain damaged person. where the fuck is your lotus orb? even this dipshit griefer lion knows what's up, why do you buy trash items like necro rags or green boots. >>571308716you got a melty.absolute state of d2g
>>571394107thanks senpai. i swear i know how to draw. but i've never done it digitally before.
another complete outclass by the invited team
>>571382120I think... Hoodwink... is to blame FYI : for /tv/ connoisseurs, you should read this line kike that Russian mobster from "Eastern Promises", when he says "I think... LON-DON... is to blame" [for his son's gayness] for /d2g/'s downfall. Back in my day the closest we had to furry cringe was Enchantress. Scale sluts weren't really considered in a sexual manner. But now... you get a Pixar chungus furry cunt and all of nu/d2g/ is obsessed with her? 1k mmrs picking her?You are pathetic.Sad!
>Niko about to win a CS major before Shartour a TIOH NONONONONOONONNO
>>571398594Hoodwink saved dota, but the gay jew troons got her nerfed and now the game is dying.
>>571398594>Scale sluts weren't really considered in a sexual manner.Does Naga count as one
I keep having games where, as the safe lane carry, I have the most last hits by far yet my gpm is much lower than other players'. What am I doing wrong?
>>571406783Not getting enough kills Not prioritising higher values creeps Not taking enough objectives
>>571399626cs is clearly lower skill then
>>571219241>Play EUW>Play with friend>We are garbage bin guardian turbo shitters >Queue up vs legend, crusader 3 stack >Win, some howI love duo q.
>>571410658the truth is the skill disparity between guardian and legend really isnt that huge so even a guardian shitter can do well in lane against an archon or legend. picks play a huge part in this
>>571266627Old /d2g/ didn't have these doitforfree Indian cucks sweeping for Valve.
>>571411105>play on server with nobody on it>why is the game trying it's hardest to match me up with people you're embarassing yourself
>>571411075Yeah, it was just pretty funny seeing the end screen with one team being dumpster tier guardians and the other just legends and crusaders (they had a bad lane and we snowballed via just playing a very strong kill lane).Duo q mmr levels are really fucked in general.
>>571411472I think solo Q is where it matters and rank disparities don't happen much, in such a big fork anyhow. In party Q just assume half of those legend/archon players were boosted by their friend
terrible shit. there should be forced solo queue for normal games too. how can you calibrate your hidden mmr properly when normal solo is infested with normie parties that will also tank your bh score? it's a dice roll for not getting your ass into party game.
I'm so fucking bad at this game now it's not even funny. I was ancient one then I took a break and now I lose in Crusader tier.I swear I'm not retarded wtf happened with this game?
>>571414193same. I was ancient 5 in 2017/2018, took a long break and now am archon 1.
>>571413412like seriously. i rather have hard griefer feeding down the mid or trying to jack my farm while doing nothing else than play in party game as solo player. it's ultimate disbalance, absolutely unfair shit. whene there is one guy on your team who has mental issues it makes game harder but still winnable. if you are solo player in party game you have much less influence over it, your bh tanks, your KDA tanks. party games are fucking struggle, they often end up being long and draining. if enemy party identifies you are solo player they will gank you non stop. party supports will sacriface you if you play core no matter what. i fucking hate normies playing this game for social clout. i hope that valve either makes solo queue for normal games or signifies which players are party at the start of the game, if i get into party game i will just feed it away.
>tfw no snake lady hero
>>571415726dusa?
>>571414193>>571414713Slop mechanics introduced to eliminate the player skills that mattered in old Dota and instead doubly reward what would be bad play decisions in old Dota.
>>571414193Everyone got better and the game got harder
also this fucking bullshit dota labs to deny game when it is made needs to go. i'm 9k bh score and i confiry every single game. i don't give a shit about arbitrary stats like bh score, if there is skill disbalnace between teams you always fucking double down on your team not having herald shitter, it's fucking basics of game theory. if you fail to ready up you get 10-20 min penelty out of queue not fucking button that allows you to fake dodge when you don't even know who is in the game. i like avoided player list tho, thats a good one.
>>571416474thats a gorgon not a snake
Just imagine shitter who denies game after game when he is the issue that makes letters red instead of green. Very funny.
>at 72 hours on Unranked on new account>players are actively smoking, warding/dewarding, pushing towers and itemizing based on the enemy heroes>instead of going back to jungle after killing someone they capitalize and take more of the mapThis has to be some immortal level hidden mmr, I have never seen games like that before.
Can you get a rare Immortal from the goat event or are they all common?
>>571421164if you calibrated as herald on your old account there is no going back from this, it's always better to start new account and calibrate from scratch. first 10 games on your acc are crucial, you either get lucky, won't get duo or god forbid trio games and you will be good. It's esaier to calibratd on new account than climb from herald. herald rank is mental retard rank. also never play support in normal games, you get these games because there are players who think winrate is detrimental to hidden mmr. until there is no role queue for normal games there is no reason to play support. I had +60% winrate normal acc that calibrated as herald where i played as support but had shit KDA and GPM. I got account where my winrate was somwhere around 50% but i always played first pick core and got griefed a lot, but my KDA and GPM were much better and i got calibrated as archont. Hidden MMR doesn't depend on winrate but rather individual player stats and it favors core players. This system sucks imho, but it is what it is.
>>571421164Game knows it's a secondary account and gives you free mmr, I got matched against immortals by my third game last time I made an alt account.
Goddd, I want to fuck drow so much
>>571425168t. Windranger
>>571392982>3 requests for best girl enchantress>1 for hoodskank, which is the one being fulfilledDemocracy has failed...
>>571425573Hoodwink simply is the superior dotafu
>>571425494Goddd, I want to be windranger so much
>>571425727Hoodwink fucking sucks and should be removed from the game
>>571422484I calibrated at herald 2 less than a year ago and now I'm Archon. I've been steadily climbing and learning about the game.
>>571425978She's the face of dota and should be buffed until she's the best hero in the game
>9 win streak I can feel them creeping in the walls, the MMR assassins are coming.
>>571427707soon you will get matched with account that will have rampages in their feed. check out these matches they will be full on display. playing against bots set up by chinese boosters. KDA 64 - 0 - 4. if your winstreak gets close to 10 you will get teamed up with boosted animal spending it's parents money on chinese boosters. there is no escape from this, either grind your teeth and carry the animal or suffer defeat. in next match you will also get boosted animal, it will happen until you lose your streak.
>>571427357>She's the face of dotaHAHAHAHAHAHThat would be Pudge, my dearest
>>571427707i GUARANTEE that if anyone were to recognize a rando from Dota, itd be pudge or jugg. Get ouf of here with that hoodshit
>>571431795meant for>>571425727
>>571428164You were way too right.Maybe winnable if I went radiance and farmed all game, but I went drums first for a team that didn't want to play.
>>571433835>throw the game with a Doom pick>complain about teammatesYou choked on purpose instead of playing to your fullest. Sabotaged yourself so you'd lose while you felt like you had control instead of fighting to win. This is why you're ngmi.
>>571434141What's wrong with the Doom hero?
>>571416585Then why does no one give a shit or remember any "plays" from post OG historic first double win TI?
>>571422484>>571421164>meanwhile, if mr. 72 hours unranked had a dotabuff he would see that his unranked games are ranked Crusader I to Archon V based on the available player rank data in the matches
What i really want to go away is this bullshit game opening screen showing random stats of players. when it's my hero displayed i already know i'm in for a shit game and my team will be trash. these stats are bad i don't want to reveal such information to enemy team or anyone else. i don't want enemy to know i went 20 -2 -18 in last game as wraith king or i have 10 - 2 winrate on spectre because this will implore them to focus on me more when ganking. shit's unfair, all stats about my account should be private information not revealed to other players unless i want to swag out by myself.
>>571437258Heroes used to have far much more individual impact, you could fuck up an entire team with just a black hole. Everyone has too much health and saves now. You can barely even solo kill heroes with chronosphere and a mask of madness now. Not even a support. There's no big plays or anything memorable when there's barely individual impact anymore.
>>571437401>having dotabuff>giving your stats to third party service that can easily rig your gamesunless you are boosted animal or a booster you don't need this shit site existence. imho valve should ban dotabuff from accessing their data, on the other hand you need to confirm you wnat to share your data with boosting animals. banning dotabuff would be brutal blow to boosting services, but i doubt valve wants it. valve itself might have some participation in black market services.
>>571438080You can kill plenty of heroes with MoM in chrono tard, though yes your main point is true
>>571433835>Tap SeierTop Zozzle
Niko finally won a major! It's Ame's year too!
>>571439783> cs2We don't play that crap here
>>571439783If Ame wins it'll be by rigged chinky shoes again
I was thinking of playing again, but you can't even blink avalanch toss and kill a support. Valve nerfed this game hard. It isnt fun anymore.
>>571394371>herald gamedivine actuallythere's so many account buyers and griefers in this bracket that sperg out the moment the game isn't going their wayI'm 4-9 in games today, so many cases where pos 1 griefs or dies solo lategame
>>571443223Carrytrannies truly are mentally ill and I hope the next patch finally makes carry the most irrelevant role.
>>571443747>laning against wd>my core is fumb enough to get maledicted twice>he stays in xp range without lasthitting or ferrying regen>demands I buy him salves and tangos>I explain it's a waste of money since it's halved duration on anyone but yourself>he spends the next 5 min jungling and spamming chat about reporting meDo people actually share regen after the nerfs? Unless I have regen I probably won't use, I will share but won't waste 100 gold for like 200 hp.
>>571425969It's a shame that you can't have that dress for her while also having the bird immortal, since they're both in the shoulder slot.
Proper skux
>>571449395BASED
>>571449395I hope everyone reported you into low priority
>>571445312Did u harass the lane... supportfags usually no only wont harass but start farming instead making the situation worse.
is it hypocritical of me to report people for saying nigger?
>>571458807No. Racism has no place in the dota community.
lmao team enjoy ran a whole train on team bald shit is crazy and now they are going to get swept by vp what a way to go out
are we in the end times? nothing seems right anymore, not even dota.
>>571465854it took you till 2026 for you to realize that we are
remember have nothing new under the sun
>>571465950Yeah.
>>571465854Yer a bit daft aintcha
>>571467923every now and then i have a moment of clarity when im not drinking heavily to escape
>>571468087Good for you, I can't bear alcohol so I just shitpost and it's not nearly as good as substance use is made out to be
>>571465278and who the fuck are they supposed to be?
>>571468783idk you tell me
>>571467198Now that you know what's next
>>571469216Everything will slowly die off in the coming decade, I mean it already has. Pretty much everything has lost it's organic "soul" and has turned into corporate slop where the only goal is profits. I can't think of one thing that has actually gotten better despite the stock market being at all time highs. This current K-shaped economy will finally destroy the middle classes and we will basically return to some sort of neo-feudalism where only rich people get to travel, dine out, have the ability to own real-estate, go on vacations, own cars, etc. Even being able to afford a gaming pc will become a thing of the past, it will be some subscription cloud based model where you pay 20 bucks a month. Most people will just go to work at a job that will not see pay increase or upward mobility for working hard, come home (by home, I mean shitty apartment), and watch AI garbage on their phones and have no future prospects.
Niko clears Arteezy tbhwy
>>571458807No. You're only cool if you say nigger and get away with it>>571463902Russians thou...
>>571092406had an interesting game on undyingteaching 2 newfriends the gamethe games do suck because of all the smurfs and lowlifes but atleast its not the average game for me
>>571477146Why not have them do the tutorial and try out a couple bot games first? They can't be having fun getting shitstomped with zero knowledge.
>>571478502i played several bot games with them and coaching games but we are in the smurf pool and its not cool in it
why do most pos2 switch to pos1 later? because they got older?>rtz>nisha>sumail
Non-turbo modes are just bad.>pick supp>lvl 6 at 20 min>no items>never really get to experience the hero and have fun>fucking 40min waste of time and you're utterly helpless in losing gamesThere's a reason why supps have infinite role queues while other roles require goy points
>>571481148its funny that the game gets worse as a support the higher your rank but better as a core. once you take the turbopill there no going back.
>>571481148support is mad to lose rank and behavior and they know... yet wont fix
>half hour in queueing a game>one refused ok>one didnt loadClosed the game and will play something else, gg
French touch
Did the RTZ and Topson meme team succeed?
>>571434141>Doom badHello weaver autist. Doom is one of the most broken offlaners rn. But I guess it hasn't trickled down to your 3k mmr bracket
>>571449395>fursno wonder being an unlikable cunt comes naturally to you
Omg the quality of games are jsut getting lower and lower its actually sad more than raging.Just played pudge, owning the lane. >supports dont support>All mogofarming>Buy wards and signal to help me ward>they leave me alone with the smoke and get ganked with 4>try the same and indicate them to push and not let the enemy farm>they mogo farm and disperse>i give up>start mogofarm until they throw the ancientOmg... this shit is unplayable even in ranked. Im at 1800 and the games just keep getting awful like this. What the actual fuck?Is there any mode that has decent players playing? Low priority is actually funny, i may dig deep in low behavior because all my effort getting out of low behavior score and ranking up gets me only utter garbage games is so fucking disgusting and depressing.I cant believe how broken this game is in 12 years of development, please make it stop.The match wont even load lmao.
>>571481148support has been made so incredibly overpowered by now that i dont even know what you are complaining about
>>571492109Support is the weakest role, carry and mid are the only roles that matter and this has been the case for almost two years.
>>571492109Always been. Offlane is also good.
Is there anything more based and trad than educationally smurfing in legend rank?
>>571495997Smurfing only triggers redditor shitters that don't want to get good
>>571496132So true. These legends should aspire to be as good as me, a Divine player.
Surely this is Ame's year
>>571495997I mean how else are you going to learn some heroes? I'm not picking Kez on my main account lol
>>571497035naw, its another 33 aegis
>>571477146you are scum normie bringing two shits to boost them and gain social clout from playing game for permavirgins. I hope your stack gets fucking lpq soon and these two poor guys who ended up in your game did report you. I report parties in my normal games that i play for 100 h ranked no matter what. fuck you normie scum, game ruiner.if you frindes that you exploit to gain KDA and GPM had any interest in the game they would pick it up without you forcing them to "have fun" fuck you. >>571481148>>571484558get meds and stop responding to yourself. if your rank is divine or higher playing support or offlane is the only proper way to win games. you just fucking feed of enemy safe lane or don't and thats about it. it's fucking obvious that in your trench garbo herald rank playing ricing core is only way to win. what, are you fucking fighting statictics you deluded tranime kike?
>>571496132>muh redditthis is what retards tell themselves to cope
>>571500283Reddit ruining dota as always, just like how they killed TI and got Techies removed
>>571500513>techies autistexplains everythingthe tears will flow
I really notice some trends in dota 2 casters. before they were hammering flex down our throats just using it every other sentence now it's win condition.
>>571500283it's you who is coping. you can't climb out of herald rank without making new account. it's impossible, you might as well keep flipping coin and hope that over 100 hours of doing it maybe, just maybe you will get more heads than tails. you are either idiot or some kind of sadist who wants people who were new to the game when they first played ranked and got better over time to stay in mental retard trench. machiavellian shit.
>>571500763>you can't climb out of herald rank without making new accountThat's just cope man. I calibrated at Herald 2 and got out in matter of weeks. Then I stagnated in low Guardian but got out of that too
>>571500656You want the game to die, why are you here?
>>571500763just git gud instead of blaming reddit retard
>>571500889wow, you got lucky and game gave you retards on enemy team and on your own. such skill. in your redditor mind luck is a skill that people who play this game should posses.
>>571501141If you can't solo carry herald games you belong there.
>>571501141I'm the only constant though. And you are too.
>>571501141>muh luckthe game gave retards on both teams, that chad managed to carry his to victory
>>571501141yup should pratice my luck skill of not getting heralds in my team when i press big green button. all these books on game theory were such a fucking waste of time. instead of making new account and instantly getting calibrated as archont i should pratice my luck skills in herald rank.
>>571501219>>571501221>>571501246such fucking cope, can't believe it's in european hours. must be mutts being sleeples neets.
>>571501498Bro you don't even seem to enjoy or want to play the game so why bother caring about MMR. Like you don't even want to play at your skill level, why want to shit up Archon games and be that retard outlier who might skew the lobby unfavorably for your teammates? I never understood guys like you. You put more value in some MMR number than your actual fun or interest playing
>>571501498what happens in archon that is different? you still get retards on both teams
>>571501643>another nouit is all so tiresome
>>571501643I could solo carry herald games with one hand, it's insane how bad those "people" are
Are these new retards trolling? This guy, the south american PA player. 4chan used to have some intellectual standard, you might say it's the thirdie internet access but >>571477146 is fucking german. What the fuck is going on?
>if you dont agree with me then you're a newfag troll
>>571501649not your bro kike. of course i'm not having fuun this game isn't made to "have fun" but to dominate shitters like every other game. "have fun" in dota games you fucking loser. competitive game for having fun. are fucking sure you shouldn't be in some other place that isn't competetive environment to "have fucking fun"?>>571501673yeah, but not really that often like in lower ranks. it's mostly people being bad at the game and not legit retards which makes game more depended on your individual skill rather than not rolling rikimaru with 4 quelling blades as your support, or mid who farms your jungle when you try to siege enemy t3's.
>>571501843just luckmaxx bruv, just don't have shitters on your team.
>>571502139>yeah, but not really that often like in lower ranks. it's mostly people being bad at the game and not legit retards which makes game more depended on your individual skill rather than not rolling rikimaru with 4 quelling blades as your support, or mid who farms your jungle when you try to siege enemy t3's.luck
>>571502112Your 'I'm way above my current MMR' shtick isn't funny or entertaining. You're a caricature>>571502139> "have fun" in dota games you fucking loser. competitive game for having fun. are fucking sure you shouldn't be in some other place that isn't competetive environment to "have fucking fun"?Dude this is a video game lol. I'm not being paid for playing, why should I stress out over it. I try my best, keep cool, and I'm higher MMR than you'll ever be. Don't you have anything else in life to cling on to? A career, more honorable crafts and hobbies perhaps?
>you can't carry in herald Is this guy serious? It's literally the easiest thing in the game
>>571502275I could win 1v5 in herald, as could anyone that's not herald.
>>571502291>Your 'I'm way above my current MMR' shtick isn't funny or entertaining. You're a caricatureyou have me confused with someone elsemaybe you should take a break, you're getting pretty upset
>cry about the game being too hard instead of getting good>in the easiest levelLMAO
oh youre the brown guydont you have esports streams to watch
>>571502627>indirect replyabsolutely boiling
boring obsessed freak lmao
Heralds don't know how to play dota and if you can't tell why you belong there
>not a single euw team left in the upper bracketpfft....lol
>>571481148Aya sexAnd uhh something something dota 2
Are Russians legally obligated to say "Blyat" at least twice a sentence?
>>571501141ive never been in herald but my experience is that below ancient you can basically just afk farm and 1v9 win games because no one knows what they should be doing. free kills are everywhere and usually the jungle is ripe for the taking, with maybe like 20-30% of games being unwinnable due to the insane levels of retardation you occasionally seeafter ancient tho games just become hard enough since even a ancient shitter can make your life miserable with a mid counterpick and theres no room to recover since your team already has 2 other wannabe cores taking all the farm to do nothing with
>Play like shit>Team is retarded>Somehow the ennemy don't press their advantage enough and all our afk jungling get us back in the game>We win a fight and make a comeback, killing them one by one as they respawnFeels good to be on the side that get the game thrown at for once.
23savage might have gotten his aura back
The only thing that matters in this game is the All Hero Challenge (7 completions).
>>571514757i bought an account that has 8 completions
Is it morally correct for me to troll the hero pick and go mid anyway because the other guy who wanted mid refused to /roll?
>>571516096nope, the moral high ground is to do what is best for the teamit doesnt matter who was in the right if both offending parties ruin the game
>>571516096it's your mmr bro do what you want. for every animal that gives mid or grief ultimatums, there's a stonewalling ghoul that ignores any attempt at communication or teamwork. the result is a game full of horrible shitheads because everyone decent left. dotards get the community they deserve
>>5715147570 completions20k hours At least 50 heroes with less than 10 games played
/!\ ACHTUNG! /!\steam machines are out!go grab yours now dotards!I bet this is what i need to reach my true rank immortal
>>571519472bit in the pricey side thoughbeit.But Dota from the Couch would be nice
Just put me down. If I wasnt already muted i'd have lost 500 com score on this game.
>>571521860Maybe pick a better pos5 retard
>>571492109>>571499526Yeah I'm sure all the smurfs and boosters are fucking stomping games and making banks with CM right? Kill yourself you fucking retards god I fucking hate how low IQ this game's audience is. Yes valve did buff supports and made them better than dota 1 days doesnt mean le supports win games meme is real you low rank retard monkeys
>>571521860The hero you pick stops another lane from going 0/7 before you're even lvl 5?
/d2g/ 's meme update>Muslim Cube goes into the tub
>>571521860https://www.dotabuff.com/players/30653978>only picks the same dogshit supports every game>can barely break even winrateliterally an autopilot retard. and you're french too
>>571499526>if you frindes that you exploit to gain KDA and GPM had any interest in the game they would pick it up without you forcing them to "have fun" fuck you.they asked me to play with them and we have like a below 50% wr whats your problem man, its just a game man
>>571505379What the fuck is nigma doing in here>mouz 2:0'd by YeS wut, they won t1 shit this fall didn't they
>>571532989they removed the meme mena region
Im new dota ( 20 hours). Trying to learn support. How the fuck pulling creeps works? I dont understand when im supposed to pull?
>>571538968You aggro the creeps just before they reach your tower's attack range which you can see by holding alt. On offlane you aggro the creeps just as they leave your tower's range. Then you pull the jungle creeps towards your lane creeps.
which hero will be the best to play with a steam machine controller
>>571412154I assume anyone in Duo Q is mostly shitposting and doing funny ebin e-celeb combos.Or is actually retarded and doesn't know about strict match making.
>Get to 1.5k mmr in NA (200 MMR EU)>Have a sudden urge to become a furry pedo and cry 24/7
UOOOOHIMPREGNATING THE MOON SISTERS
>>571546827I didn't know Fizz was russian.or probably Ukranian.
>>571537880Nigma in shambles
>>571509279every us east game ever played
>>571519472>>571525125>>571540220>$1050-1430>unupgradeable components>16/8 GB RAM/VRAM>6 year old budget hardwarethey are crazy in their minds.
HAPPENING ALERTDota 2 Update for June 22, 2026Axe has been removed from the available hero pool and can no longer be selected or assigned randomly.Still available in Captain's Mode.Selecting Axe in the Heroes tab displays the Wanted Poster variant image instead of Axe's hero model.Axe's hero selection image is replaced with wanted poster variation of Axe.Axe cannot be used in Hero Demo mode.The default demo mode enemy has been replaced with Juggernaut.Can still be spawned with -createhero axe command.New localization string: "DOTA_Axe_Missing" "Axe is missing and cannot participate"New image file: images/events/dark_carnival/missing_axe_large.psd
>>571555029I play dota 2 and can confirm this is real
Uhh, what did the AI mean by this?
>cpu and gpu both under 50% usage>dotard 2 gives me 70 fpsFucking kys valve each employee is being paid 7 figures for this???
>>571555029I just got home what the fuck is this?
>>571555029>>571555201Wait a minute... this shitpost is ACTUALLY real
>>571555029AXE REMODEL INCOMINGHE WILL NOW BE SWORD
Axe is missing and cannot participate
Wow, valve actually did something interesting for once! Not being sarcastic, kinda cool.
>>571556306this nigga acts like we didn't just come off the critically acclaimed free kino known as Crownfall.
>>571556443Crownfall was so good yet people still bitched. Valve are right to move onto Deadlock, the more welcoming and exciting and respectable community.
>>571557025Please for the love of god give us crownfall 2
>>571557025they'd rather bitch and moan about not having battle passes they can spend infinity dollars on for immortals.
guy wtf I thought this game was dead?
>>571556443I'm not a "nigga". Learn actual English you stupid, uneducated zoomer.
>>571557389the events going to come out and you'll go "wtf that's it where's battlepass" and then "game is dead"
WRAITH KING 2
>>571557409unc crashin out frfr :crying:
THEY ARE REPLACING AXE WITH SORLA KHAN
They should bring back scythe extra respawn seconds
THEY ARE REPLACING AXE WITH VENATOR FROM DEADLOCK
damn my nigga axe is missing hopefully one of you guys can find him someone call gondar
>>571559756EGO SUM IRA DOMINI
Man if one of you guys dont call bounty hunter for this job ima be mad af
>>571559756based.
>>571557025people never stop bitching about dedlokgamers are just a bunch of whiney cunts
>>571559756What deadlock heroes could get added to dota in the inevitable crossover?Keeping in mind that they need a reasonable auto attack and keeping most of their spells.
FREE MY NIGGA AXE
>>571560715probably mo and krill
>>571560797man almost makes me want a shed a small tear that he is gone sorry it had to be him
is 350 health worth of regen really supposed to be equal to unlimited chain frost bounces?
this is like when skeleton king vent away
This "Axe missing" is a good moment to get Sorla Khan in.
They are replacing axe with sorla khan and you have use the naked set on her
>>571557025Because Crownfall (as cool as it was) had little "event" on it. It was mostly day 1 distraction minigames.
>>571563906>Because Crownfall (as cool as it was) had little "event" on it.what? it was cavern crawl on steroids
>>571564132Yes, a non event that was just play normal dota.Learn to read friend.
>>571564196my reading ability isnt the issue hereyou are trying to pretend like crownfall was nothingwhat you want is to play a game that isnt dotawhich is dumb
>>571564309It was pretty much nothing. Siltbreaker was much more interesting and actually hard.
>competitive game>they just removed a hero for le lulzxDD
>>571564503siltbreaker was an entirely different gamego play something like that
>>571555654>>571555201>>571555029>>571555960>realLmao, fuck pubs, I guess.
>>571565421It was the dota adventure mode everyone loved.Aghs lab was better too.
>>571564739Based, fuck Axe. Tired of this BKB-piercing stunner shitter.
>>571565831>losing to AxeHe's always a free lane win for me. I'm sad because I'll get less free wins.
>>571566053Some of us want other shit to play other than Gyro or Ogre.
>>571565659yes, you've made it painfully obvious you're bored with dota yet suffer from some sunken cost fallacy that wont allow you to move on
idk what to pick. I don't really play any of these heroes.can I use the pudge one with his other popular cosmetics?
>>571566128Gyro or Ogre instead of....Axe? What?
>>571566530You're an idiot. Axe is countered by magic damage in lane. I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO PICK.
>>571566618Okay that's nice but I don't play Gyro or Ogre. There are more lane counters to Axe than just those two. Don't lump me in with you.
>>571566841If you're a degenerate that pick Zeus support, that's on you.Axe exists to remind us that "incoming damage" graph from Dota+ DOES account for Pure, and it's an entire third of the graph.
>>571566128>>571566618>losing to 40% winrate heroes like Gyro>2024+2t. shitter
>>571567474I don't what website you use, and I don't really give a shit. But whatever "lane" percentage means being red on mostly magical damage heroes is telling.
>>571567670ngmi
>>571567883Don't care. Didn't Axe. He's out of the pool. Kick sand. Pound rocks.
Someone, somewhere, was the very last person on planet Earth to play Axe...
hey /d2g/ a white man posted this image crack this easter egg. solve any secret message as uf you were reddit make no mistakes
HAPPENING
>>571568056>Didn't Axe.Pretty sure you're the drama queen coming in guns blazing to be a bitch about shit I don't pick.
>>571568827Pretty sure you should shut the fuck up, and remember IceFrog disabled Manta illusions proccing Counter-Helix. And just the Manta illusions. That's how bullshit was.
>>571568954That's nice, sweetie. Now go be a good little tourist and run along back to wherever you came from. You're too early for the annual TI threads.
>>571569135More native than you, shit-for-brains.
>>571568493mirroring the text does not reveal any secretsof the 7 characters, 5 are uniquecertainly requires a cipher of sorts
>>571569258That clearly spells Missing. Especially since 3rd and 4th letters are the same, and so are 2nd and 5th.
>>571566340you can equip all (almost) immortal effects only without the actual item.but you cannot do that with old items that have custom animations, and that fucking sucks.
Wooooooooow, Axe is missing
>>571569218Yeah yeah yeah, you played an old version of Dota once. Wow, so old. Much street cred. Like I said, you're a month too early for tourist season.
>>571569682Just take the L, zoomie. Don't have to make it worse for yourself. I don't even miss Necronomicon, or the old map, or the suicide lane, or DA GREEBELING :DD.
>>571569878Wow, so old.Much street cred.TI will start in a month so if you want to be the 50 yo trying to impress 40 yos with your outdated gameplay knowledge, you'll have to come back in a month.
>>571569439that is so lame tho, just write it in english
>>571563537You get to heal towers.
alright so it seems that dota 2 is going to get a massive update for TI, cool, waiting for more details>>571568493well the word has 2 R and 2 rRrrRxRrrRyw are our variables, not many words have that construction
I'll solve the mystery reading the wikipedia
I'll just wait for the patch.
So this is what happens if I spam one character for monts?
>>571571097found one word that matches the pattern in the wiki, Gallanthttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Nivan_Gallants
>>571572569Free the real one we will find you axe
uhh...
>>571572996Blame tailung
>>571573070pos1 zeus?
get me out of this clown ass crystal prison
>>571572996I'm also noticing most of these zeus "guide" matches are going to 60+ minutes lol.
>>571572996>won a Dire comebackSo they were losing, and the enemy team fucked up big time.
Friendly reminder QoP arcana still has unused lines referencing the Puppet Master.
>wanted postersheriff type, wild west type new hero that hunts bad guys, something like pangolier but manly
>>571574105Bro
>>571573070>>571572996Dota is never going to be balanced around the 70+ minute gameplay. It'd be like complaining of Spectre dropping twelve illusions on your team in the ultra-lategame, or a aegis+cheese medusa having effectively 3 lives, etc etc.
Why can't Imperia be a new hero instead of a Vengeful Spirit skin?
>>571572996Herald doto shit
>guys, wheres axe?
axe was the only offlaner i kinda knew how to play what now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWwZJmaPfCwblast from the past, kind crazy how dark the map was then
>>571573620>enchanted bauble>Octarine coreIt's the no cooldown on ult Zeus.
>>571576484there are 20 different braindead offlaners
>>571577220I dont know why almost all old dota 2 video have their constrast all blown out.what the fuck was wrong with this game back then, or with people and their graphics settings.
Remember that one time valve shat out an update ad with fornite dances?
>>571572996I just played pos4 zeus and it was fun.I even got to buy a rapier, and switched it to attack when taking their rax.
>>571579321Yeah yeah Marci gets what she wants
>>571579637i love her so much
>>571579781Lovable little Marci
Is 23savage getting to TI
>>571578432I think it's just the specific recording software that was popular at that time
>>571555029being missing and being wanted are two distinct thingsin dota when someone is >missing, you can't see him on the map and that he is a threat you should be aware ofthe wanted poster would mean something entirely different, that he is being hunted, that he is hidingthe message is conflicting
>>571577707How many of them can just run at your well farmed carry with nothing but a blink and a blademail and solo kill them? Legion?
>>571584293legion certainly can not without farm, bristleback can
>>571555029Axe has been removed for pressing ceremonial reasons
>>571584505Bristleback has no real lockdown. Axe and Legion do. So we're back to Axe just being the best Offlaner.>BKB-piercing AoE disable>which synergizes with massive Pure damage spin>and an ult that prevents ALL marginal escapes, and resets on kills>strong in lane>strong early>strong mid game>strong late gameWhat the fuck was IceFrog even doing adding neutral items, meant for pros to make marginal edge plays, if Axe can just ruin all of that?
>>571584997just ignore him bro, don't touch the hot stove
>>571585081CEEEEEEEEEB
name of the event is dark carnivalwikipedia:>Carnival typically involves public celebrations, including events such as parades, public street parties and other entertainments, combining some elements of a circus. Elaborate costumes and masks allow people to set aside their everyday individuality and experience a heightened sense of social unity.[4] Participants often indulge in excessive consumption of alcohol,[5] meat, and other foods that will be forgone during upcoming Lent.who likes alcohol in dota? pangolier and the >>571572785 gallantsdonté panlin, just like axe, is the "last one of his kind", the last gallant and the last red mist soldier, maybe they are somehow friends nowbut who is the sheriff hunting him? why is the carnival "dark"?
Slacks might be onto something
>>571585360Is his icon a Harryfied version of him
>>571585763Looks like.
Where will dota be in 50 years?
>>571585839if dota and I are both alive, then I will be playing it.imagine another 50 heroes on the roster.
>wanted posterthis obviously points towards gondar, the bounty huntergondar works for the brass herald, one of the merchant kings of revtel, who once hired him to hunt.... donté panlingondar also worked for mireska's father to try to capture her and bring her back to revtel>soif I were to take a wild guess I'd say in this event axe makes friends with pangolier and they both get hunted by gondar under orders of the brass heraldbut for what reason? idk, the event should say it
man I wish valve would give another chance to artifact
>>571585839if this society is still here i dont see why not but i dont see this society still being here in 50 years
23savage got his aura back now he just needs to beat og
lmao 30 min no match>>571585839>50 yearstry 5 months, retard who doesnt even play the game
>>571585839I'd still have you Dota.
gotta build a dota search party for Axe who is the right people for the mission
>literally can't pick AxeThe Campo Santo Lorefag has gone too far this time. Bro LITERALLY doesn't understand this game or community. No one cares about this fag ass Dota 2 lore, EVERYONE cares about the Dota 1 lore. This will never change, now let me play Axe you faggo.
dota 1 literally has no lore at all
>>571555029
>>571589127Say that shit in Peru and tell me how long you live.
>>571588872Wrong. I love the lore. It's the devs that stopped caring about lore. New hero lore bits are dogshit compared to origin stories and old lore for heroes. New items don't even get lore descriptions.
>>571589393lol deadlock players should be happy valve hasnt done the gg wp go next with the game
>>571589393you have to be joking me that cucklock players actually make this "meme"?unbelievable, our game stopped receiving updates 5 years ago so they would make cucklock, which gets 6 massive updates a year and they have the audacity to post this, insane
>>571589634Riki Dota 2 lore is the most Kino shit I have ever seen. But you are right that the devs don't care, so I don't either.
>>571589824Deadlock has not got a update in 6 months they very well MIGHT have gone GG already
>>571591098You went all the way back to find that?
I don't know how to farm well. Stop making me play core.
>>571590515It's literally not that deep
Stupid fucker stole the DD rune. Level 30 enemy carry survives with 80 HP and we lose. Maybe you don't fucking steal the DD rune from the only player with positive KD on the team you fucking mongoloid retard.
aegis on 23 instead of his storm idk about that one
>quick look at liquipedia>grindback have been winning with storm 99% of the time>only game they lost with storm was against doom>but you let them have doom together with their storm>they even won with kotl+storm 2 games in a row a few hours ago>don't ban it>loseOG is ngmi with this kind of drafting that even me with 2k MMR figured out.
Did they remove Axe because he was too OP or somethingI could see a shitter dev who spams Lion and Shadow Shaman make up some bullshit event just to remove Axe from his guardian games
>>571596808???All they did was nerf his battle hunger damage, but make it pure damage Also no more completely broken shroud or wraps, harder to get magic resist these days.
>>571597096>harder to get magic resist these days.just buy a bkb retard
wait so theyre still picking axe in esportsso only us commoner pubcucks cant spam him?
>dark carnival >axe is gone>ringmaster trailer had him kidnap axeHuh
I'm returning to dota after a year long hiatus and I wanna play Necrophos againAnything I should know?
love the bm pause"lag"23killyourself
Guess how long this shit will last.1 week for me
>>571590515>our game stopped receiving updates 5 years ago so they would make cucklockretards literally just making up numbers now
My top lane tilted early, CM went to afk jungle after pudge didn't try killing the enemy multiple times. Meanwhile we were fucking up the bottom lane for AM.I managed to Dazzle them back on track somewhat, and we held a bunch of high ground defenses well.Then my team decided to go all in for one mid rax, and my sweet boy AM dove the enemy back to back with no BKB right at the end. We were so close to clawing the game back with a few more high ground defenses, and a skadi for the gyro's satanic. Very Sad, it looks like my MMR was almost back to the divine range from the ranks I'm calibrating with.
>>571600667>>571600736>>571600783>>571600834>>571601419holy pinoy melty
>>571555029THIS IS A PLOT BY GOODKIND™
>>571602080They should add Goodkind, we need a sex hero
>>571603595More like a "sex relief" hero
23trash lmao
>>571604234Imagine his feminine penis
>>571555510It obviously translates to "MISSING"
>>571604439according to wiki shes a girl though
>>571604589Girls have a penis too... just letting u know
>>571092564let's replace player names qwith garbageI'll start: 23garbage
>>571601904t. 23saarvage
>>571604960>saar 23 is good saarshill somewhere else jeet
>>571604960>>571601904>supporting 23pagpag>calls everybody else a thirdieprojecting brownoid thirdworlder
Interesting. This small creature absolutely oozes joyful murder.
>>571606346Who?
>>571092819>rubbish player creates rubbish play>chat moving so fast the pgl mod can't keep the censorship upDid 23rubbish penetrate him in the ass or something?>>571092590True
>>571605010>>571605208>>571607157he watches dota all day and cares about every little literal who esport player like a weird parasocial freak LMAO sad thirdie
>OG, org with multiple aegis in their belt>literal whoDumb thirdie tourist
>Last pick viperWhy is a country of rapebabies and buttcleaning maids so bad?Why did a evropean bull team replace their roster with seaniggers
>noooo you cant just enjoy things
23yeCHOKE
>>571608278Eurochads, like PV, 1st pick Viper though so he is a good hero.
>>571607557>doubting OGThirdie lost his bet, so sad!Never bet onh 23garbage
man this general is really infested with thirdies. no european or north american would be so invested in some third world qualifier
>>571608278OG using EU players have not reached TI in 4 years. It's actually sad how far they have fallen with needing SEAmonkeys to reach TI again.
>>571609479>noooo you just arent allowed to care!!!!
>>571609706youre allowed to have the same skin color as fecal matter just don't be too vocal about it
>>571609997>noooo you're brown that means i winlmao
>>571610061keep hammering it on retard
>>571610380like my giant brown cock in your mom's ass
now to watch slavs rape yuropoors over and over again
>Axe is missing>pick Bristleback>enemy pos 5 picks CM>she spams Q in lane at us>1 minute later, see that she has the aura buff on>ping the shit out of my pos 4 SB who was deathly afraid of CM and sitting by tower until now>"what? stop pinging">ping the aura buff and CM and CM's W, and I blast the creep wave to push it>he understands and charges the moment she shows her face>we tower dive her and PA with the creep wave for a double kill>we buy salves and do it over and over again like 3 more times>PA doesn't come back after death #4>CM finally has a point in W and tries to TP in to defend tower>kill her>take tower>go smash all the other lanes because we're lv 6 and they're not>take a T3 before 20:00Fucking hilarious game.Thank Gaben the SB understood what was going on.
>>571608278>Reported for Toxic Chat >5 SEA players costs as much as 1 EU player >No Red Bull sponsorship>NFT and Crypto didn't work out>Cash low>No tournament wins>Topson also got bewitched by SEA pussy
New Tier 3 neutral item idea:Two-Ton TunicPassive - Heavy Weights: Movement Speed bonuses from items and abilities is reduced by 75% but you gain 10 permanent Movement Speed on each Level Up
Lol what did 23 do to make this man that mad
.
AXE REPORTS!AXE IS MISSING!
redownloaded dotaI'll play when the update hitsblogpost over
>>571591183Odds of Ame redemption and True sight revival this year?
>>571619738000.0000000000000000000%
>>571620523Odd of riot and deaths if chinks lose in china again?
>>571621581social credit scores are in massive jeopardy
is orchid meta now? Im back from a 4 years pause and every carry does it in turbo, whenever I watch our boy arthur he also makes one
>>571622391depends on the heroI actually think old Bloodthorn was better because of the Hyperstone for attack speedI think it's pretty bad considering all the dispels, lotus teams have now.
>>571622391stevie would handcuff 8.7 milly in cap-space to prove he wears the pants mr ilitch provides him
why did valve force spirit and para to qualifythis is embarrassing
>>571622596the recipe change really was a wash, lose 20 as to gain 10 dmg the bigger problem is how you described, the abundance of dispel
>Watch some shitter play necrophos>Has free farm, an Io and decides to get Boots of TravelWhat if we used 2000 gold on something that your support spirit ball doesn't already give you
>>571622879
>>571634673>Hey what if we won doing that? That'd sure piss off the 2k mmr smartasses.
>>571637147There's a reason you didn't post that when he was getting gangbanged by 5
that's iti'm switching to predecessor
I'm only back because they haven't released my major update yet.
He's winning this TI, right? I mean it's in China and if even Niko can get his major 3067 days after the Boston stint and the Stockholm fumble then so can Ame.
>>571639147me tooI hope the ringmaster event doesn't suck
>>571639513I think Venator is cool.
get out of here you movementslop retardsGET OUT!
>>571640790>right clicks into a tree line out of your pathyour response, dotard?
>>571639208we'll see during EWC because XG has been crumbling in the last two tourneys due to internal issues with xiao8. If they don't shape up it's not looking good. Team China might win the Dota World Cup though, I don't see any other team running them over since Russia is banned. Ukraine maybe
>>571641021>comparing going into a treeline to hopping around like some crackhead nigger at mach 5i have no response to dishonest niggas
>>571641248then I hope you're prepared for my ultimate tech...>starts channeling Epicenter>shift+clicks Blink Dagger into your team>shift+clicks Burrowstrike onto your pos1>shift+clicks Sand Stormheh, nothing personnel, kid.
Man this deer is hot
>>571641771
>>571604234yes!https://youtu.be/MUj1mTE20cs?si=TvyjpaZbjFeUL4VQ&t=137
>>571637420Yes. Because I didn't check the thread until the game was already over.
are the servers fucked??
nigma gonna qualify
>>571643502Tuesday
>>571643926yeah but I was in a game and got dc with "After several attempts..."on tuesday it usually at least lets you finish the game
>>571641052>due to internal issues with xiao8You mean besides his serial 322 and chronic draft chokes? Who said this?
the valve cuck is streaming so maybe patch today
DARK CARNIVAL HYPE
Niku is very overrated
>>571644853Lmao allegedly he is part of the dota team
Why are they doing a Ringmaster event NOW? He released 2 years ago and the whole "his teaser has zero to do with what the hero is actually like" thing came and went already
>>571647183because john delancie is old and will die soon, anon
>>571647183maybe they finally managed to make the mind control ult he was supposed to have work
>>571647183they did a venge and swm story arc with crownfall and it didnt matterim just looking forward to our new carny heromaybe it will be the mustached lady...
>>5716471832 years in the making
>>571647721dark moon event rehash, calling it now
>>571650059nah, it's going to be a big one, crownfall levels of big, they worked on it for 2 years almost
>>571650681It's gonna be 1 (one {UNO [oдин「一つ」] } ) hero reskinAnd two new TROVE CARAFECES Take it or leave it, nothing more
Where is the goth loli puppet master we were promised?
what time is the thing happening?
>>571651178Who is this character?
>>571651264next 3 hours or tomorrow
>>571651497 Probably not Axe, since Axe is missing
After rewatching the Ringmaster teaser, god damn the release Ringmaster hero is boring in comparison.He feels like a league champion. >Aoe nuke with some extra bullshit>Ranged poke with charges>Save ally spell>Big flashy aoe ulti that only lasts a couple secondsHe definitely should have been a core, that big kidnapping machine that steals away axe looks so much more interesting than any part of his kit and as he is, he's just "Ahh what an annoying support he keeps saving with box"Hella boring
>>571651897Escape act should be usable on enemies with inverted stat effects
>>571651178Doing everything but finding axe
>>571585360If you find this funny you have to be fucking retarded.
>>571652272He should have Doorman ult.
>>571647183It's Valve. Crownfall was probably supposed to release somewhere with the huge map update where they added tormentor and shit
Can we get the Moon sisters in Fornite or something to boost the playerbase or something also so we can see them dancing
>do no damage>talk shit and blame team with same score as you>cry instead of playing the gamewhat makes brown people do this?
>get dominator as the safe lane>WTF NICE CARRY BUILD LOL GGwhy do thirdies get triggered so much by actual strategy.
i dont even care about dota anymore, congrats valve you blew it
>>571651178Don't worry anon we are not snitches here
Guys I'm starting to get worried about Axe
>>571660881Axe axed
game is down
>>571662240It's Tuesday night
>>571662240First they came for axe
>>571662432Exactly, they're using the usual maintenance time to shut down the game forever, it's over
https://www.dota2.com/patches/7.42HOLY FUCK THEY KILLED AXE LMAO
THEY REMOVED DOTA
>>571662639>>571662748>>571662972dota will never die.
>>571664112its honestly baffling how bad they fucked up Dota as a franchise.
>>571664458imagine thinking mobatards want to play anything but mobas.not even lol can have successful spinoffs.
>>571652539takes one to know one
>>571664551they could've easily done an adventure game in the style of WC3 campaigns with some animated cutscenes for some of the most popular heroes, or even use the premise of Dragon's blood for it and it would've been great. its literally what everyone wanted after siltbreaker.
>>571662748>doom buff
>>571662748>its real >tinys quarry finally can be settled>hoodwink nerfed againBased, fuck furfags
who is Quartero?
>>571665751>most intelligent hoodwink haterNot beating the brownness accusations
>>571665770Who knows, if only there was some sort of event that explained his origins while giving you free items
>>571360973Thanks dawg they're all pak01 haha Also Conjurer's Catalyst is unaffected by AOE increases.
Hey
>>571666439i missed the last quarteros and now he has a sister and a friend named bryce and i dont know who either of them are or why they're on an adventure
>>571642759I'm shocked we never got MORE goodkind/axe shiping
>>571666698I'm sure you can find the dialogue somewhere
>>571666582worst girl
>>571668003Oh yeah?Then who is best girl, tough guy.
>>571666698its le funny wholesome chunghus quirky valve characters that are in a death situation but laugh it off and throw around ironic puns all the time about how they are not suffering a horribly tragic moment, and how they are so not mindful of whats happening to them (but they whisper to you that they are) no joke, thats literally the story. goat dude is cursed to gift you shit or he suffers excrutiantingly horribly death inducing pain. so he met up with his sister who is just as equally ironic and they go around trying to break the curse along with tough guy who wants to murder them both .
>>571666698This guy does it best imo. He shows the art work too. I think it's the best way to experience it. Better than listening to a plot, playing 10 matches or w/e, listening to another plot exchange https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvTOdM0ls4C77IFSVu_WPEzxiiQRk0YKn
>>571668068Not that one
>>571665035but that would be worth zero billions. this is the premier, prestige skinner box manufacturer. such a product would be insulting to the jews at bellevue. their next frontier is literally plugging shit into people to pulse electric signals into their brains. Do we really expect such a race of people to want to create something fun like a spiritual successor to warcraft 3 campaigns?
How many more weeks are we going to pretend that Snapfire is balanced before it gets nerfed?
>pos5 Lion with Echo Saber and Crystalis hitting harder than my SvenI don't understand Dota anymore.
>>571667589>mfw knowing anon's have masturbated to that image
>>571669181Lion and shadow shaman are the favorite heroes of shitters and whats lefts of dota 2 team (two people) so of course they are overly good and completely fair and balanced.
>>571668874>>571665035wc3 fucking blows I tried playing through it again recently and everything in tft sucks small asian cocks it peaks at the undead campaign.
>>571669316She's not that attractive
>>571669181>Valve hates when heroes have infinite scaling>Valve also loves giving infinite scaling to supports and offlane heroes
>>571669670are these idiots supposed to be the same race as Riki or something.
>>571669958Probably though I doubt they put much thought into it and just copied a satyr design again
I work for volvo, ask me anything.
>>571670823Hoodwink added to Deadlock when
>>571670920Idk bro I work for the car company, volvo.
>>571670993Hoodwink added to XC when
>>571671257Dota is too large, we can't run it on the onboard computers sadly.
Patch in 5 minutes or so
ITS HERE PREPARE FOR THE CARNIVAL
>>571672539>>571672539>>571672539
https://www.dota2.com/patches/7.42
>>571672582you will pay for this
>>571666582Hey precious>>571662748CANT HANDLE THE FOREBOLDING
