Previous: >>571219164>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>571244991am fine with this
>Been McQueening it up for the last week>Have two days left>Also I think I'm about to end up sickneed to get my shit together before I miss out on the crystal worth $21 and the 500 free carats worth a dollar
WHAT THREAD DO I POST INNNNNNNNNN
This thread
You're all locked in this thread now :)
GOOD JOB HACHIMINIGGER
why are our bakers retarded?
>>571245732rice wouldn't do that
is the anon who slopped THOSE umanus pics still around??
Rice courting
NOOOO IM TRAPPED IN THIS THREAD
>>571245780because horses are also kinda dumb
>>571245740It would've been great if her eye would twitch in time with her ears.
>>571245792>>571245824trapped by fillies
>need to win Arima Kinen for Digitan's epithetCygames what the fuck
I love how fucked all the retarded tards get when people make shit threadsYes I get it most people in here are mentally ill normalfags that don't care for the OP but holy shit this is so funny/uma/ will not die cuz of a dead game, MANT or schizos, but bullshit over which OP is best
>>571245732my dick trapped in rice shower's vagina
"nice to meet you i will be your trainer from now on i hope we can achieve your dreams and reach even further"
>>571245969Tie?
>>571245943Nishino wouldn't do that either
>>571246031I simply didn't want to post in a thread with a Vhoetuber as the OP
>ntr threadYou know what, whatever. Rooms
>>571246078I look like this but fatter and uglier
>>571246121You're right, but Maya would
>>571246145Topro is on-topic and beloved
would an umasex be an acceptable OP?
>ntrreal thread MOVE>>571246313>>571246313>>571246313real thread MOVE
>>571246337Nah I'm fine with NTR than Curren
>>571246337fucking retard
threadsplitting is what happens when your general is 3 discords fighting eachother
>>571246337>Chan threadI'm staying
>>571246295>on-topic and belovedLOL
>>571246337Did you just use the image I posted?lazy bum OP
>>571246337RETARD
Saxon Sienne wins the Stork Stakes>>571246079Very close >>571246109
>>571246337I'll prefer a fanart OP than a lazy screenshot desu
A thread so dead shouldn't be allowed to spam OPs in the catalog
This thread has more mambo
and oguri
I still haven't used my gold crystals on anything. I don't know what I should use them on or save them for
>>570802618>>570802618>>570802618new
>>571246721the era of useful SR's ends with mant.
>>571246337>curren whoreno thanks LMAO
>>571246337Not only it's already very late and you just reused an image posted here. That's more troll than this NTR thread
>>571246794so it doesn't matter what I do with them?
>>571246851sry meant >>571246786LMAO
>>571246721I already used mine for the RB SRs. I don't think we'll have a lack of gold crystals anyway
Large Gallery Granddaughter of Victoire Pisa and Grand Granddaughter of Neo Universe wins the Sagamiko Tokubetsu
>>571246913Well not just anything, but if it improves your mant decks go for it.
>>571246861Damn, there were like three moments when I thought he would lose the lead
>>571247019Holy shit American Pharaoh spawn finally got a win WHEN IM NOT BETTING ANYMORE OF COURSE
Rooms?
>>571247104you loose 100% of gambles you don't make, thats like the first rule of gambling
>>571247197I already lost all my gambling funds for today...
Vs?
>>571247174Fat fuck
>>571247174give me sex and I'll consider hosting
Thank you meido
>>571247174>>571247367Jiggle? Jong? CM? Fun?
This is the bread. A rare bread too.
>>571247367how about Ai chan?
V WONV WONV WONV WONV WON/uma/ LOST/uma/ LOST/uma/ LOST/uma/ LOST/uma/ LOST
Would have been funnier if he also took out the jp threadYes, I am a monster.>update hachimi>can't get into the career run I was doing without the game freezingcool
Can someone post the screencap of Oguri approaching tamamo?
>>571247586white woman jumpscare
>good run>accidentally click the 99% fail trainingman
You can only have one
did you guys get all the tarding out out from your systems can we have a thread now
>everyone and their mother doing double dominator
Ange Promise wins the STV Hai
>>571247678nyo
>>571247672me on the right>>571247694not me
>>571247672tamamo
>>571247672I want the one in the middle
>>571247678nope
>>571247672sadistic choice but my heart is for endclosers
>>571247678stallion rape
>>571247174please
>>571247409No, no, no, fuck no
>>5712470211 on Shinko Windy to MLB then 1 on AV guts to bring her to 2LBAnd then I have 1 left to save for something else?
>checking race recordsis Sirius Symboli a fraud?
>>571247672Canonically go with Tama
>>571248172She's KWABOLI for a reason
>>571247996windy is an absolute GOAT of a poverty card, and 2lb ayabe gives you the speed bonus at least. not a bad idea
>>571248172Yes and I love that for her
>>571247743Calm down Suzuka
Bergeronnette Grandson of Sakura Bakushin O wins the Tempozan Stakes
Im so sorry Digitan you can blame MANT for this
how would sex with Oguri Cap feel like?
>>571248509powerful and autisticbut INSANELY passionate especially if your name is Kitahara
>>571248509me on the right (trainer is behind me)
>>571248509Check back when the CM starts, im sure there are going to be plenty of people getting raped by oguri then
>>571248849Well at least the mods aren't working today
>>571248849I need umanko
>>571248509>"Trainer this isn't very fun... can I go running instead?"
Oguri is a real beast in bed... I couldn't keep up with her sex drive. Failed runners with no athleticism (like Belno) are more manageable
>>571248849
>>571249170post more Oguricuck
I haven't trained a single ace
Realest Grand Grandson of Fuji Kiseki wins the Sleipnir Stakes
>>571248323will I get enough gold crystals later on to not really care about using all of mine today for last minute cancer cup training?
>another run with no SfV hit on camping taiki>50+ days till i unlock OG Taiki thru racesbeing a tittymonster fan is pain
it's so fucking hot
Love Sky
umas for this feel?
Played an actual 2x mant run like it was URA and I forgot about the first shop
thanks (unironic)
>>571249876nice melons
>>571249736Dicta strikerDoes anyone have the webm of her going "ack augh au gah whaaaaa?"?
>>571249791I also brought the wrong deck
>>571248172Winning Ticket14 starts, 6 wins, 1 second, and 2 thirds ¥424,125,000Sirius Symboli26 starts: 4 wins, 4 seconds, 2 thirds.¥143,100,000.
>>571250124makes sens, they dont call her losing ticket
>>571250120What drives an artist to do this?
>>571250116Should've linked it, coward
>>571250274good riddance
>>571250301forgor to post
>>571248849>its still up
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MY 30 STATS
You ever been stunlocked by how cute your trainee is?
there was ZERO reason to make Belno this stacked
next bread will be butter
>he's still playing this game>STILLWhat happened to you anons... You were supposed to quit after going all-in on that Kitasan Black fiasco. This was just a temporary hype meme gacha game. Now you're stuck here.
>>571250593me on the left
>>571250521WEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIII
>>571250537there is a SINGLE reason and it's SEX
>>571250521
>>571250537they also didn't have to make her an ugly midget, too bad they did
How are the ENcucks going to deal with this when she comes out? Just translate it as "Shoot!" or take out the audio for the one word completely?
>>571250623Sex with Noa is fine too
>when the eugenics program starts paying offWasnt even a gold inspo
>>571250521cute!
Dinan wins the last allowance race in Hakodate
>>571250715Why would they have to censor it? It's not a bad word like "Christmas".
>>571250623I like it here
>>571250707shut up cuckquean
>>571250986me on the bottom
>>571250986me on the right
>>571250986
>>571251054I want to be inserted in as Oguri
>>571250623>This was just a temporary hype meme gacha gameOnly for those that discovered it in the last yearI played JP for a couple of months before Aoharu, but I can't into Jap and so unable to enjoy career stories, I dropped it and only lurked in hopes for globalAnd now look, thousands of hours spent plying uma and Winning Post, waking up at 4 am to watch the 2YO horse's debut, my life is filled with joy for horses
>>571250623playing?
>>571251160I was hoping someone would post this
next butter will be bread
>>571250623We love horses now
>>571251283me on the right
>>571251160this diddy blud married a high schooler?? Release the files
>>571251283im buttering their bread
>>571251315The director will never release the epsatono files
>>571251287when will we get derby stallion 2?
>>571251370orange woman bad! Is she implicated too?
>>571251423In 3 months
>>571251464This is the worst accusation in the history of accusations?!
>>571250623>He quit the game during the Kitasan Black bannerkwab
Alonsoa wins the last allowance race in Hanshin
>>571251370evil director umanko...
>>571251729Curren that rapes you gently
>>571251821incel ass trend so annoying
>>571251590anon, the director is a ningen
>>571251839I'm jacking off to the thought of dober angrily typing this post btw thought I should let you know
>>571251857>he doesn't know
>>571251857anon....
>>571251907I may look like her but that doesn't mean I AM her, nonny.
>>571251839only chestlets hate this trend
stream for live doko?
>>571251821>>571251839>>571252073i don't get it, what's the trend?
>>571252113>I can see your bra strap>proceed to show the entire braThat's it
>>571252084can't find one yet
I just remembered I signed up for the live with my linksmate account and I completely forgot if I won or not
Raise Tempest Grand Grandson of Grass Wonder wins the last allowance race in Tokyo and last race for today
All races for today are done, first of all apologies for no last race, stream crashed, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go betterTomorrow there'll be 2 G3 races, Fuchu Himba Stakes and Shirasagi Stakes, as for G1s, not sure exactly when but the Teio Sho Jpn1 should be soon
I kept losing because of dominators even after activating all my accels holy shitThis is such a shitty CM
>>571251729Can umas open jars or is the woman debuff too strong for them to outsmart a vacuum seal?
>>571252532teio sho is july 1st
ok
>>571252792Will save the date then, thank you
>>571251839>incel ass trend so annoyingEvery trend zoomers have invented so far is about girls sexualizing themselves for likes. It's pretty based.
>>571252873it's also at night so about 4 hours later than the usual main graded turf races
>>571253072it makes me jealous so I don't like it
>>571252532>>571252792>>571252873Next JPN1 is Sakitama Hai on the 24th
>>571253124Dober hands typed this post
i made two aces within 10 runs and they've been beating whales in practice lobbies so i think i'm ready to qualify for grand finals A again
LIVE SOONLINK WHERE?
>>571253293now host a room
How prevalent are front runners for CM16? I want to know if I should run pace Maya or front Maya
>>571253330hmm nyo
>>571253365if metafags are smart they'll run triple frontif they don't, my taiki and nishino will just autowin
>>571253295>the bilibili restreamer got banned
>>571253295Usual place
>>571253293samei don't think i can be assed to redo with throne
>did 5 MANT runs today>not a single inspiration from them gave me medium S
>>571253523i don't think it will matter that much, not many people will remake aces.
>>571253502you think I saved or remember the links? does anyone? lmao
Is front Xoguri a good idea, metafags?
>You need to paypig and use someone with mile-long affinity to gutsm--ACK
will their be announcements at the concert
>>571253658if you have the parents for it, yeah
>>571253689Last year was Red Desire
>>571253686no one said this
>>571253124YNBAW Umama.
>>571253658It's a retarded idea
>>571253689They'll probably tell more about other dates, the only reason to watch really, the new songsand seiyuu suck ass
the saint made me cum
>>571253502I only know the usual place for horse races not for lives that happen like once a year
Mayano just hold on there's only 2 months of MANT left! Maya..?
>>571253658unless if you have crazy hints and sparks, the investment needed to make her work is not worth it
I got linked a research paper on that shrewd step on pace chaser is as competitive as groundwork, pretty funny autism.
POST THE STREAM LINK OR ELSE
>>571253658i won an old CM with it so it's automatically good
Spe-Chan wouldn't stop doing lewd things to her trainer so she had to be restrained
>>571253754whatever helps you cope~
What race is it?
legends say that the trainer couldn't get a hint
>>571253968
>>571254028>+ Stats
>>571254028The raped
We fucked
Sorry I blew my online ticket fund with keiba
Danchou...
There is a stream on bilibili just write 7th event into the search there
>>571254028Its always he one youre getting max friendship for already
post the stream link or I cry
>>571253181>Wilson Tesoro, Mama Cocha and some falcospawnNot bad
Umama is my girl, stop talking shit about her or you will suffer the consequences
>>571254427me and him
Matikane
>>571254381nyojust do what >>571254232 says
>>571254232https://live.bilibili.com/5901011Turns out that anon didn't lie
fukukitaru
ohamile
GIWTWM
my childhood friend
Ignore your trainee's advances.
*rapes you*
>>571254479how tf am I supposed to use thisI don't speak chinese neigha
Doto my beloved
tacto sexo when?
>>571254621I don't know any chinese either but it's funny you failed this IQ test
TEIO
>>571254621It's just shapes you idiot
>m*chicomuted
>>571254621click on them in the order you see on the topthat's it
TEIOOOOOO
>m*chicoi still can't believe that voice of hers is natural. what the actual fuck?!
bili guy has the problem of playing the game on the side rofl, you can hear his audio. aatleast on login you do have 1080pkick guy meanwhile fighting for his life with issues streaming, he missed the first song almost fully
I hate Tokai Teio so fucking much
Red Schizo...
>umamusume live>look inside>im@sWhat the fuck bwosAlso is someone fucking playing while doing the live
Squeaky ahh uma
>>571254010>huh? your bra strap is showing? isn't there something I want to say?>who cares it's not like you have anything to hide anyway, Suzuka
CHITOSE SEXOOO
hi everyone
ENTERFAT ASS
>>571254621kek filtered by chinkshit captcha
I hate forever young
VOLTAGE
I want to be forever young
FOREVER VILLAIN
>>571254770Kick link onegai?
Voltage is better than last year's anniv song but still not as good as Legend-Changer
this chinese neigha is literally streaming the audio from his gameplay wtfis there a better stream
This motherfucker is playing the game on stream, I can hear it.
>>571255118I think that's to mask it to evade a ban
hey trainers
>>571255124SO IM NOT GOING CRAZY AFTER ALL
>>571255143Urara sex
No...
I flinched
>sudden english
>hello trainers
>>571255118My local idol lives supplier isn't streaming this. We need to gangstalk JP thread for links ig.
wtf is this there has got to be a better stream
kill the chink
>BING CHILLING
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHINAMAN
GIVE ME BOX CHINK STREAM INSTEAD
>>571254519me as mackie
GET THAT NIGGER AI OFF MY SCREEEEEEEN
AAIIIIIEEEEEE JP SPOILERS
any other links? this fucking chink fucked up
Where is /ourhorse/ Boldog Hos when we need them
oh gay event is happening guess I'll sleep don't care enough
fucking spoiledi'm so fucking donehow can I play global
I get it nowTHIS STREAM IS JUST ANOTHER ALMOND EYE SHILLING
wait, it's already seventh event? wasn't sixth event >8 months ago
AIEEEEEEE
AIIIEEEEEEEE THE STREAM
>They killed the chink
IT'S OVER
they got him...
MY JOHN CYGAMES GET DOWN
There used to be a guy that streamed the last leg of the 5th and all 4 days of the 6th on kick.
>>571255508Why does Still have a plush doll of me...
>wake up>/uma/ is oddly active>remember today is the day of an idol concertI see, /uma/ likes idols on stage after all, right
>>571255697I'm just looking forward for the announcement for a new horse
>>571255697I like Uma Musume you stupid faggot
the god damn chinks...
>posts Machico>hurr durr I think /uma/ likes idols hurrrrrrr
>>571255697I hate Tokai Teio so fucking much
Surely someone on the internet can find me a good stream?
>>571255692because I love you.
>>571255697The general for an idol gacha likes idol concerts???
>>571255584
Stream... doko...
WE'RE MISSING BLOW MY GALE
>>571255845
>>571255657I thought bilibili never cared about restream, guess even them fear Cygames huh
>>571255902Our fucking heroes
>franchise is so dead even the usual restreamers quit
surely worst korea has a link somewhere
you guys are missing light O blowing my gale
>>571255935they made a deal with the triad
fuck the bili guy who was playing the game with audio on on the side, just use the kick link instead (and experience lag like never seen before due to the world class infrastructure from amazon!)
I FOUND A STREAM DON'T LET CYGAMES SEE THISThe Game you lost it lolololololololol
What's everyone complaining about
>>571256004Post the kick link
>>571256027rape correction for this anon
>>571256004>just use the kick link insteadI would IF I HAD IT
>>571256027Rape correcting this dumb brat.
do you always have tranny avatarposting here on the global thread?
POST THE FUCKING LINK ALREADY
>>571256004Just post the kick link then?
I checked my idol live restream sources.https://kick.com/kronaltHere you go.
>>571256136Thank you anon
>>571256074you can't do things like that after you've been made someone's familiar
>>571256136Based
>>571256136I kneel
>>571256069it's in the same rentry link as every time. keep note of it for other idol/idol-adjacent events, has most of them.https://rentry.co/re-stream
>>571256027Shut up unc
kick link pls??
>>571256136MY FAURKING HERO
>>571256136wtf, why am i seeing real women
>>571256195Should have not shared. This is what I meant for the usual
>>571256247they should be wearing kigs
>>571256136>the anon that saved the thread
even the stego seiyuu looks like a boy...and my dick is harder than ever, wtf?!
>>571256253This thread has a lot of newfags to this shit.
>>571256176too bad. forceful mana transfer.
one of their voices hurts my ears
>>571256253Never posting it again after this. Anyone asking tomorrow/other legs should be redirected to the archived threads instead.
SOVL
you aren't cool for vagueposting you know
WINNNNG ZA SOUUUL
>>571256359delete the post too
i hope oguri sings
>watchers jumped from 60 to 244How many lurkers
>>571256308>>571256359Well the stream might die at this rate. We went from 90 viewers to 300
>>571256489i posted the reentry link in discord so everyone could watch
>>571256489Too many lurking rats. Just put the posts in the thread bros.
>>571256421i'd actually like to but it doesnt work lmfao, oh well
>>571256510can Kick not handle 300 watchers or something
>>571256489it was posted on discord
the only song I know is the english version of umapyoi densetsu
>>571256489You should take into account that /v/ma, /vmg/a and /umajp/ are probably also watching.
>>571256510I've never seen a stream on kick get banned. They have legit streamers saying the nigger word and being transphobic here. Shouldn't be bad.
>>571256574>>571256617Kick kills restreams if it get enough attention
>discord
how do I fast-forward to the good parts
shill it once and it spreads everywhere >>>/vm/2621133
>>571256671close your eyes and go to sleep
>>571256617two of the korean restreamers for im@s got banned (and one unbanned? lol) for doing restreams a lot.
>>571256675>>571256346Look, it's everywhere.
/uma/ likes idols?
Stop lagging you fuck
>>571256745Not really
>>571256745virtual idols even, if you know what I mean
>>571256253>>571256359The purpose of the rentry is to share the document instead of the streamers links directly. I remove the links after the lives end.
lolhttps://x.com/Uma_Shining/status/2068195124023345431?s=20
>>571256745I just listen to any event related to something I enjoyWouldn't be able to tell you any of the seiyuu's name or who they voice
>>571256745Yes!
>>571256847KaLAN Chan...
>>571256617they will kill restreams if the copyright holder reports it. speaking from experience
>>571256745nope
>>571256745uma is 70% brownthey're legally obligated to pay tribute in money and attention to females
STOP FUCKING BUFFERING
>>571256847その他…
>>571256981ok but only during non-singing sections
>7th eventso Matikanefukukitaru should get a solo right
>>571256847I'm not a computer person but isn't this super unsafe ops? what is someone bypassed these networks?
watch at 720p, it should buffer less. with the screen the bitrate is fucked even on 1080..
>>571256745I'm only here for the news desu
What do they usually announce at these sort of events?
>>571257051>
>>571257119things global will get in 5 years
>>571257119New umas/new anime/new movie, etc. Probably a new uma this time though
freezer-sama just shot a death beam at your trainee, what do you do
>>571257119New chara
>>571257119Merchs, scamchas, RL eventsThe big stuff like newmas, new game stuff is usually saved for day 2.
>>571257119I am pretty sure that they need to show at least one more new uma otherwise they don't have enough to last until next anni
uma in america
>>571257119cingray s2
UMA IN AMERICA
>>571257167nothingoguri tanks it
>>571250623I'll probably drop the game if we dont get gibs on June 26 which is our 1st year anniversary in Global.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
>>571257167use good luck charm; if that fails somehow then give up and begin new career
>>571257317>I'll probably drop the gamegood
CASINO DRIVE
U U U U UMA
>>571257119Golden Gen Anime Remake
this song sucks
>>571250623It's THE LAST gacha game ever.Every other gacha in the future will be soulless creature collector game like Arknigs Endfield.
How american of you
I'm still fucking mad that they wasted Aimi for a scenario NPC
This song fucks!
>>571257034that fraud ain't getting nothin' lil timmy
>>571257476She will be playable. Her internal ID is consistent with every single other playable hort, not any other NPC.
>>571257408uh why are you posting a japanese uma
>>571257476She'll be announced this live
>>571257537
>>571253686All that work only to lose to double triple fronts
UMAFANS WHORE
>200+ watchingyou reatards are gonna kill it
kakehashi-kun...
MUTED
>>571257671I can't unwatch it...
>vtuber coded uma
wow she sings bad
>>571257671Not me. I'm watching stories in the game instead. Taiki is very cute
do you think loy does bathtub streams
streamerwhore uma....
>>571257476Corpo Ads ahh solo song
>>571257671It reminds me of vtumor restreams and how fast it spreads.It's like I never left /vt/
>>571257673He's unironically the composer of her song funny enough
>digitankek
Loves had sex with trainer during stream
Was that Digitan in the crowd kek
>>571257776good old holofes restreams, never spent a cent on them but still got to watch them all live
okay, i'm soldhow for (you) is loves only (you)?or is the name bait?
this thread reeks of /vt/ fags
Marche solo!
>>571257761Loyal players play on DMM.comhttps://x.com/kusakari27/status/2041819595317899465
>>571257894She's a streamer with 2k viewers. She's not for (You), she's for the collective (You) of her fans if you understand what I mean.
Now I'm watching Air Shakur's story
I need that doll
>>571257908>watching seiyuu concerts means you're a /vt/fagHow new are you in 2.5D fandom lol
>trying to sing live in both puppet and normal marche voiceErm based?
holy shit, why is the mute's solo song cute?
>>571257894she's part of the 2019 gen of mares all of them are heavily for (You)
>they didn't make her sing a prerecorded song so she would only move the puppet's mouth and danceCYGAYS WHAT THE FUCK
>>571257976
Should have been a loli
>>571257956aaaaaand she's ruinedthank fucking god for the forewarning, anon
>>571257886Finding restreams is probably the fun part about them, and that one time the entire setlist was leaked
>>571257894Extremely for (You). You will understand if you read her story but Kakehashi (her trainer) is explicitly special to her
how come none of the seiyuu are little girls like some uma arethis breaks my immersion
>>571257894She uses her name to confess at the end of careerHer fans also ship (you) and her
>>571258070he doesn't know what he's saying, her fans are literally shipping both of you together like some reverse simping magic
>>571257956she's for fucking live on stream in front of all her fans while she tries to pretend nothing weird is going on
>>571257985>2.5Dholy shit, but anyway>>571257776>>571257886
>>571257727fwiw, they're all singing their solo songs better than laurel did at leastno wonder why she was never invited again lmao
DIGITAN
puppet sex
it's buffering so bad bros, even at 480p
>>571258151We had a troll bake with vtumor earlier. We're really just /vt/
>>571258168I don't want to fuck the puppet I want to BE the puppet
>>571256253kill yourself
>>571258154I remember when Curren Chan was singing her solo and /uma/ collectively cringed while watching it live cuz it was that bad
/ouruma/
DIGITAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>571258168Holy fuck
DIGICUTE!!!!!!!!
I think Digitan should show her umanko on the stage
Sex with my oshi
what the fuck? fuku?
HASHIRE HASHIRE
HOLY SHIT THEY MADE TAMAMO CROSS REAL
>>571257956why do you feel the need to lie
>>571258371it doesn't sound anything like her bwo
>meowth
>barn musicthis shit is so funny
HOLY SHIT DORAEMON
>the only fag to have bought the event has a third world connection that stutters every 30 seconds for 5 seconds
Fuck you, Teio
>M*chicomuted
I HATE TEIO
HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME
T E I O
chiyofag, where u at?your persona is on rn
>no Bakushin aww man...
TEI O
TEI TEI O
That one guy going crazy looking at Machico.
I fucking hate cart songs
>>571258535WTF??!!?!?!?!IS THIS REAL???!?!?!?!?!????
>>571258434IT'S CALLED BLUEGRASS CITY BOY
>>571258525did her seiyuu fall into depression again? or is she jsut avoiding lvies at this point?
TEIO TEIO TEIO
they're awfully close to the fanswhat if someone reached out and touched them?
this isn't actually live right
Machico is so fucking sexy.
>>571258575ISRAEL
>>571258631You'll get burned.
>>571258631you had Digitan among them
>>571258631they are idolfags not niggers
those retarded colored galsses really makes anyone look like a granny, huh?
>>571258646>Start time is 17:00 JST>Anon somehow thinks they did the whole live and now they are playing it from the record between then and now???
>>571258717that's just the stream start time
>>571258631they are not pakistani muslims
>>571258747The arena was opened at 15:30still not enough time
>>571258717forgive him, /vt/fags aren't used to having actual live performances
which uma is the most thicc
>>571258682thisnippon men who are into idols are absolute herbivores who will freeze up the moment a 5/10 gets within 5 feet of themat the proximity they are at. those damned nerds are nothing but traffic posts
>>571258646kek this is vtumor's first non-recorded live
>>571258606qrd?
>>571258818OOF
>>571258818LMAO
>>571258818LOL
SORE WA
>>571258818HOLY SHIT ANON
>>571258818>>571258858I was gonna ask do they not do live concerts but then I remembered granblue fes doing the same thing so kek.
>>571258818
>>571258870apparently, there was a stretch during year 1-3 of uma where her seiyuu felt drained from playing bakushin, so she did not have any new voice lines by year 3 iirc. she got better tho, but i'm not sure if she is at the point where she would willingly go to a live, or she's just busy doing other voice work
>>571258818idgi
>>571258818Almost spat my drink lmao
>>571258818the pre-recorded polish wears off after a few lives because its all too inorganic, even the transitions it's like reading a list, it's the same thing over and over like mass produced slop
>>571258971I remember watching Priconne's 3D concerts before global got eos'd...
>>571258998lol not from playing bakushin, she freaked out over her entire career and from ego searching twitter
>>571258818anon, hidoi....
HOLY SHIT
>>571258998She's in Bandori too, being in 2 active popular 2.5D franchise will drain anyone
>>571258818/vt/fags are so used at getting scammed with pre-recorded lives that they're having a hard time accepting when a live is actually live
>>571259059i stand corrected, lmao
>>571259118she didn't get drained, she had like 50 lines on the game recorded in 2020, then in 2021 she appeared in the grand total of 2 pakalive tvs and 1 day in the 3rd live event stop spreading fake news
>>571259118yet we have the GOATs like aimi who keep doing more and more stuff... i love her so much
>>571259005when there's a camera between your live audience and your performers anyway, there's a lot less incentive to make that camera a live feed
do NOT let oguri sing
>>571259251Let her sing
>>571259005Basically, all paid lives /vt/ has gotten are all pre-recorded. ALL.
>>571259180to be honest when she first came up in the industry she was propped up, supposed to be the next big thing but it didn't pan out and she selectively read the tweets shitting on her I watched her twitter meltdown as it happened, we were on /jp/bandori at the time I think
>>571259005vtubers are talentless and cant sing
>>571259228Aimi is like one of the best idol-seiyuu in the industry, it's like comparing Take Yutaka with young jockeys that only won G3 race at best
>>571259317I thought vtubers were streamersisn't streaming live by default
>m*chicoAIIIIEEEEE
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME I WAS MISSING THE LVIVE
>>571259434I PMed you hours ago...
>>571259390Streaming is live, but they do paid events where they dance on the big screen and big venues, but every one of those lives were pre-recoded. The most "live" they got from those events where the MC parts, and even most of those were pre-recorded.
>>571259434Dumb Falcon...
>>571259434you're missing the live
Worst scenario song.
wtf calstone is kinda good?
>>571259390Vtubers are pretend idols so they suck at singing and dancing, they need to pre-record it and finetune it so people paying don't feel their money is wasted.
>>571259390not the concerts, lmao>>571259434this isn't discord where we can mention @all, anon
>>571259228Same. Aimi (solo) will be tori in Anisama this year.
My cripple wife
You guys sure know a lot about vtubers, it's really making me think
>that one vtuber who got railed livestream and vtfags tried to damage control>the model picked up the hand motion of her holding the guy's dick in the hand>the vtubers's boyfriend's also streamed at the same time>his mic picked up the plap sounds from the another room, so he got cucked literally on live.
holy shit the robot can dance
sex with sugar light's robot
/jp/friends who the fuck is the robot
clanking this robussy
I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS
>>571259497says youmy exoshi has an rym-certified album
>>571259497I doubt it's the actual streamers piloting the 3d models during the dances too. Some of those women are near 40 and they just don't move like that, even if they've improved tremendously in the past 5 years.
I think they should speed up global to 3x speed so we can catch up to JP
why is oguri such a shit singer
why is oguri such a shit
>>571259590
>>571259626Some of those lives were MMD too. If the movement is too fluid and smooth, it's MMD, but if it's not, then it's someone else dancing recording the moves.
>>571259581Teiobros warned you this thread is infested by /vt/fags and they are the source of all shitposting
>>571259636I agree, they should also 5x the carat gain
>>571259642save the slander for later, lil timmyno point in blowing your load when she isn't even on stage yet
>>571259434Because retards were busy fighting OP images instead of putting that info in the OP or even the stream link in the OPUgh men...
Light O so pretty
This is a sign for Heart's Cry announcement
GO DIS WAE
>>571259581I know everything.
>kris s, daring tact and epipipi singing go this wayCute family
oh, it's the song that always gets requested on the jukeboxhooray....
finally a good song
I've heard this song too many times, stop requesting it
>>571259636I've been saying that we need to accelerate faster
you can hear them clopping on stage
>>571259390most are. Some corpo vtuber groups lean into music. Hololive does it the most by far, similar to uma musume actually were pretty much every talent is both streamer and idol. Its cool to hate on /vt/ and especially holo since theyre top dog (they actually have several excellent singers and dancers)
>vtumorfag whose only contact with japanese media is vtubing>"this reminds me of vtumors"
>>571259760wait, that testosterone filled "girl" is kris s?
>>571259845Anon none of holos can dance except from Dev_IS and a very selective few
>>571259636I would be 200% okay with accelerating even harder if they keep income the sameI don't want to skip 3 scenarios but only have enough to pick up 1 scenario worth of cards
>>571259697cant say I've seen full on mmd, but the last hororaibo thing I've seen had that a very prolific dancer playing Mio it was embarassing
>Daring Tact singing on stage>still not playable in gameExplain
I just looked up the list of the cast and there won't be Maruzen. Damn.
>>571259915my datte boku wa is a great dancer though?
>>571259953TWO MORE MONTHSTRUST THE PLAN
>>571259889Nyes
okaynow time to pump it up
>>571259953it means she'll be announced tomorrow bwothat's how these things work
>Daring Tact VAThis is like watching MyGO
>>571259915i said several, not everyone. Bae and Hajime especially are serious talents. ofc most of them are basic.
these outfits for the live are so cool, are they in the jp game or are they going to be added to it? I really like themwait holy shit ogurin singing finally this live began for real
Our fucking heroes...
SEX WITH TAMAMO
Teiobros are the most vindicated posters in this thread
>>571259975Suisei can't dance anon...
OH GOD THIS OGURI SINGING
>>571259953announcement soon in 30 minutes
>grown ass niggas are unironically paying for this
ogli
Never let oguri sing ever again
FUTANARI
fuck you faggots autis/uma/ is great
I remember when Tama was missing...
I could fall asleep to thissuch a beautiful song
>>571260078i think she's great...
>>571260032"Several" is still too kind. Some, take it or leave it.
How do we fix her singing voice?
Is Oguri supposed to sound like that.
I'm a grown ass man and I want to have sex with Tama.
can you stop talking about vtubers holy shit
>oguri>not eating the micimmersion ruined
>oguri and tamamo duet>not polarisnande?
Oguri is perfect the way she is
>>571259880>edgelord doesn't know uma vas literally have dozens of hours streaming games together.. as their avatar&vioices
>>571260092
>Had to take a shit>Missed Oguri singingAAIIIIEEEEEEE
>>571260285anon?
>>571260231everyone is saying this
how big is the arena?
>>571260285there you go anon
every time i see oguru i remember that autis/uma/ danchou betrayed us and my heart breaks
>>571260285>>571260315NEVERMIND
>>571260313it's okay you didn't miss much
I like Oguri's voice it's very handsome you guys are weird
BRIGHTEST HEART
>>571260313I envy you
>>571260180Great with the revolvers, yes
i miss gura
So which Umas don't show up for these concerts?
stop being mean
>>571260292goldship did that years agothe rest do 1 hour every few monthsstop being a disingenuous nigger
>>571260393it just so happens this song fits her vocal rangethe previous lives kinda put her in a bad light
>>571260350assuming I am looking at the correct place it's 15k people
>>571260462me
>>571260462depedns on availabilitywhich for some reason, machico almost always makes time for despite being the most known singer from the cast
>oguri
>>571260462seiun sky and mejiro mcqueen wont ever show up again i thinksakura bakushin o is extremely unlikelymaruzensky is rarespecial week VA's son is a baby born with some heart condition so she's taking a big sabbaticalthe rest shows up pretty regularly i think
how long is this live>>571260591a true professional
>real life oguri is fatlol
Hard to believe Tamamo is Chieri
how do teiobros always sniff out the vtumours so effortlessly?
>>571260601>seiun sky and mejiro mcqueen wont ever show up again i thinkwhy tho
>>571260601>no mcqueen
>>571260462i've never seen shakur in these liveslast year they had spechud as an hologram but she had some issues irl so she should be fine now
>>571260670the truth is that it takes one to know one
>>571260591I think she just genuinely enjoys playing Teio so she makes sure she participates whenever she can
>>571260716you weren't supposed to point that out...
what are we watching gwos…
>>571260702nta,they're busy vas, i think
>>571260591maybe she really likes TeioI would imagine that it's been pretty easy to just keep her professional life full between im@s and her solo career and just slots uma in there somewhere without too many sacrifices
ain't over till the fat lady sings
>>571260709she's here today anon.
WHERE IS THE OGURI CRYER I NYEED IT NYOW!!
the handholding...
>>571260768she already did tho?
who is the 2nd left black ear uma meant to be
>>571260670The first one who sniffed out the /vt/ fans was an idolfag who was invited by his friend
>>571260601>seiun sky and mejiro mcqueen wont ever show up againdostedt
We all love Teio here.
shakur's seiyuu looks too girly for her character...
Is that the new boy uma's seiyuu? Flower Dance or something
>>571260924We all love BOURBON here
>>571260870Shakur?
>>571260879>shitting on ERBof course teiofag is retarded
>>571260935Shakur should get a girly outfit alt
>>571260945???
>>571260985oh, maybe. i can kind of see it
>>571260870Ee Shakaa
Wedding Shakur
>>571260702I have a head canon theory that they must have had a spat with the uma producers, most over moneyThere were rumous that after Kimetsu no Yaba, Akarin's fees went stratospheric and they didn't have a binding contract with her. I think it fits. She still voices the character when needed but lives/promotion is a big no-no. I was extremely surprised when Akarin recorded some gameplay for pakatube recently.Now mejiro mcqueen, the VA had a meltie but not too public, she just stopped doing her radios, streams, every public appearance gig, probably due to ego searches like bakushin's VA. But she had already put uma on the side by then, she did a lot of work for Uma between 2016 and 2021 though, her last appearance was november 2022. She also still voices the character.
I miss those days when /uma/ just talk about umatubers instead of literally who vtumors
doto...
DAHBY?!?!??!?!
goosebumps
HAAAAAA HAA HA HA!!
GLORIOUS ONE MOMENT
NTR SONG
DOTOKINO
holy shit Doto
>>571261121
Where's her ahoge?
So what decides if your honse special skill ups on the end of the year? I noticed sometimes it doesnt and it kinda ruins the run?
why would they let such an evil uma on stage...
GLORIOUS MOMENT BEST OPENING
GLORIOUS MOMENT WITH DOTOKINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
Doto's VA has that JAV bodytype.
>>571260709
ope's voice is so overpowering you can barely hear the others when they're singing together lmao
>>571261213for mant, if you win enough G1s, then you never have to worry about it
>>571261213Friendship with Akikawa if you're playing MANT, 60k/70k fans if you're playing URA
>>571261213if you don't have enough fans or enough bond with the director it doesn't level up
What if their ears fell off
do we like ntr song?
>fateful showdownwhat
even the producers don't want NTR to participate in the live concert
>>571261213friendship with Akikawayou were probably unlucky and didn't get any rival matches
>>571261287Ears don't just come off...
>>571261250She should look like that in game too
>>571261301Your keiba reps? Do you really don't know?
>>571261287they can be reattached if you're fast
>>571261301rock paper **scissoring**
Nico nico nii…
We love Ogurin singing here...
>>571261250she looks like genderbent Victoria Frontier
>>571261301Doto and Opera are irl horse enemies.
these uma can run!
>I'd do 5 encores to NOT let shakunt singwtf doto you didnt need to say that....
they should sing and dance naked
>>571261416haven't heard of that horse
>>571261057cont...mcqueen's VA was very insecure with her "friends", colleagues, you see, she's from a big agency and was supposed to be a big thing for them after Uchida Maaya but she clearly didn't take the mantle, probably blames uma musume season 2 for it. She also has a habit of hanging out with younger girls, loves brands, lifestyle instagraamming, high society hip shit, but she just stopped hanging with her biggest friends (ayaneru and takamina, el condor's VA), now she's been healing it seems, even has a radio show and hangs out a lot with tonopi (matikane tanhouser's VA), who is very hip, fashionable, and, more importantly, much younger than heralso her singing hability SUCKS, the difference from the streams to the blur ray recordings is baffling, the producers did not shy from auto tuning her parts lmaoI like her btw
holy shit doto just pushed opera off the platform
>>571260484hows it feel being such a massive faggot that it took a min of search to prove you wrong? kys 'disingenuous' cunt https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzFNGS7Rcf-Mx-binX3C0dJKJ4hz-ytkD
WTF I WON THE CM?!?!
>>571261465This but for Curren only
CM SONG
>CM song
>>571261485why are females like this ._.
PLEASE MUTE THE STREAM IF YOU DIDN'T WIN THE LATEST CMNOW NOW NOW THIS IS NOT FOR YOUR EARS
>>571261250her seyuu should spit in my mouth and call me names
>>571261485Mambo is cool and hip?
>>571261636>>571261636>>571261636
mackiefags.... our 3rd alt....
>>571261674retard
why is Falco not performing if this was for my CM win?
>>571261668veryever seen her dancing? loves kpop and jpop
>>571261497>80% skits and advertisements done as charactersdone before vtumors existed, let me say it again>vtumorfag whose only contact with japanese media is vtubing>"this reminds me of vtumors"
>>571261674we're not in image limit yet, retard
my sperm impregnating AI on the screen
>>571261769>gets proven wrong>attempts to move goalposts>failsayabe predicted this
AIEEEE STOP SINGING MY EARS
>>571261939>vtumorfag whose only contact with japanese media is vtubing>"this reminds me of vtumors"
Ai-chan, your singing...
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE MY EARS
>>571259585WUT
