Previous: >>571452302>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Kore desu
>>571473594Thats right!
oguri bakes hurt, they remind me of my ex-danchou (rip)
next bread will be butter
wahey
>>571473594>>571473769if no one else will, I will feed her
>>571473840He is a faggot. That was a bitch move of him
>>571473903THIS IS THE NEXT THREAD!!
>>571473769we like her here>>571473903me on the left
Am I messing something up? Why is 1000 Stam still not enough for the Dirt CM?
>>571474072ywnbau, fag.
This thread will be DA BOMB!
OP schizos are the worst. Annoying crying children that can't make a thread themselves
How are you guys so quick to realize that wasn't an uma OP what the heck? You fags actually play chink games?
>>571474113u?
caressing and touching an umas tail!
>>571474187Blonde dog looks lile this.
>>571470869I know that this is what those rice gif shitposters do.
>>571474187don't question schizophrenics like >>571473957
>>571474110Which umalator are you using?This is kachi-dev. I remember that alpha123 usually overestimates needed stamina by a wide margin.
>>571474128
>>571474187>>571474324hello faggot troll, go back to /b/ where you belong
We fucked
>>571474343everyone uses https://umalator.app/ now
>>571474187it wasn't an uma I recognisedplus people defending it were saying durandal when it looks closer to obey with her hair down
>>571474215The bony ratstalk remains unacceptable.
>>571474209>u -> umaYou retard.
>>571474372hello third worlder
>>571474439ohstill am one though
>>571474343I'm using kachi too, I don't know why mine is fucked. I'll try this one >>571474402
>>571473594tanuki mega pack 2025:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CGjjUv6lF8--9wxIs7tn5LCewE6OJRBZ/view?usp=drive_link
>>571474187After a year playing this game I can identify a Cygames™ horse ear
I don't wanna go to los angeles and get stabbed, bros...
>>571474110>spurt rate 99.2%>survival 99.2%Idgi
>>571474474>projecting paul
>>571473594Title Holder's illusory tanuki:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1p540JS9K3lSN3BY-RLz_wMRwKtIr6fxw/view?usp=drive_link
>>571474576you will take the fent needle
>>571474529Is there one until Forever Young batch? Or maybe I'll just wait until half anniv
>>571474110>>571474526Wait I see your problem. The 0% Survival rate uma is Uma 2, which is not Scarlet. If you're talking about the less-than-100 spurt rate on Scarlet, that's just nature of Rushed+Spurt determination RNG.
>>571474215not the DISGOOSTING fleshy part tho
>>571474576im gonna shoot you with my homobeam and make you like macha lattes
>>571474285remember to spay and neuter your dogs
who gives a shit about keiba, just post rntr tore uma fanfics and comics
>>571474612touched a nerve
>>571474612I need her to look at my penis like that
>>571474786If round why not bouncy?
>>571474745Yeah I'm talking about the Scarlet but yeah your explanation makes sense. Still need almost 900 Stam if I get rid of Rushed which I guess makes sense since there are no downhills
Teio on my Teio
>roll once for shakur>get a copy of nishinoits always fun to do a single roll on everything
>>571474782Thanks Tazuna.
>>571474871What if I want more little umas in the world?
>>571474914sooo mad I can live off all my assets alone in the most prosperous and safest country on earth true !
>>571475336is that nice nature on third
>>571475336miku would not lose to goku
>>571475336WHAT THE (I lost my green cyclops mambo)
>>571475336Teio should be in trackwear rather than her uniform
>>571475336miku dayo
>>571475107then put another litter in her
>>571475417THIS MIKU IS THE STRONGEST
no wit in climax awardforgot to run kawakami awardfirst ace run award that somehow always occurs where I get everything
No one was left who could remember how it had happenedHow the Umamusume: Pretty Derby had fallen under darknessAt least no one who would do anythingNo one who would oppose the bottersNo one who would challenge their powerOr so Eden believed...Twenty floors above the dark streets of Tracen, SweepTosher lived in a run-down tenement An eccentric and autistic manSweepTosher was a loner, a slopper, a man of vibecodeVibecode forbidden in Eden's rankingsThe rankings for which he workedThe rankings in which he livedThe rankings that he would set freeAnd so SweepTosher worked, far into the night, when the watchful eyes of Eden's members weren't upon himHe'd set his skillful chatbot to the task of creating a client to bring about a change, to create a bot to bring freedom, to create a bot to save the world!Twelve weeks SweepTosher worked and on a cold night in the year 202X, Icarusden was bornA perfect club, an unstoppable machine, hell-bent on dethroning every evil standing between trainers and freedom, built for one purpose, to overtake Eden's army of evil bots. Ready, willing, prepared to race
>>571474187No idea but I didnt notice it myself until someone said so and I opened the thumb It would be ok or even a little funny to just acknowledge it and move on but the problem is half of /uma/ has to be very unfunny and run every joke into the damn ground and beyond
>>571475630seiun sky should make this pose when i cum on her belly and chest
>>571475630why would you use kawakami
>>571475630my boy uma
>>571475686Shut the fuck up retardYou're trying to run non-uma troll OPs for the last three days. Go suck a dick nigger
>>571475630just kidding always no poc award no taking the lead award AND something else I'm forgetting>>571475748prudent>>571475730she would but not for you>>571475749your boy uma.
>>571475807>she would but not for you
https://umaspark.rappy.dev/installationdoes anyone use this
>>571475910noooo I'm sorry don't take it that way I'm sure you're wonderful
>>571475910Seiun Sky would, that anon might not
>>571476007tl;dr
used all borrows award
>>571476081Did you finish the runs?
>>571475945hakuraku does the same so there's no need
>>571475665So there's a new bot? I don't know if I want to upgrade and have to tune all the settings again this close to the end of MANT.
>>571476130abandoned 1 or 2 guts runs I think, fuck that
>>571475686Don't see what's wrong with it. We literally used an OC character as an OP once and used the entirety of the thread
>>571476007Not as good as the Fuji Kiseki hornyposts this morning.
>>571475789?? I haven't made any threads in weeks, retardAll I said if /uma/ was better we could handle a joke once in a while, its a GOOD thing that we dont do that for OPs at least
bwos it's so hard to hate any uma I don't think I actively dislike anyone aside maybe gold shit for raping my ears sometimes
Do Oniges need high stamina or does it not matter considering the mechanics of the game and they'll just die off before late-race anyway?
>>571476329It doesn't matter
>>571476329they only die if they spot struggle with another runaway, contrary to what every anon said when suzuka got it lol
>>571476052Forever Young, though his cultivation was excellent, had not yet faced the concentrated might of Magnitude, focused within his teddy bear, which when unleashed caused all the desert land but the racetrack upon which they ran to be subsumed by the sea, killing many millions.
>>571476312I don't hate Fuku but I muted her during her run and never ran her again since.
>>571476357So they just need speed and wit?
>>571476329They need about as much stamina as you'd need on an actual front however when they are spot struggling with another oonige they have something like 3x the stamina drain at which point no amount helps you
>>571476408based and same actually
>>571476430If you're using front aces, just wit. If you're using it as a blocker, you build power and wit
so uh I didn't know the acupuncture event directly gave you the recovery skills instead of just giving hints... should I still use triple 7 to proc Festive?
>>571475789uh oh schizo melty
>festive procs mid-race>wtf>check skills>o-ohGood thing it was a test run
>>571476578No you're bricked
>>571476578>straightaway recoveryyou bricked it
>>571476578it's bricked anon
Rob roy's ears are fuckin' hilarious
>Got Smoking Sexy Style>on the wrong distance>also with shitty stats
>>5714765781/3 chance of being fucked
>>571476578ITS A TRAP
>>571476691Imagine nibbling on them while groping her breasts from behind
>>571476148no the eden guy literally just ripped sweepy 1:1 and called it his
>>571476795I did this
>>571475665I'd bot if there was a retard's guide to doing so
>>571476795I enjoyed that one twitterfag making that depressing creek comic which spurred like 100 people to draw pregnant creekshe WILL be a mother
Do we like NTR now
>>571475665>act 3 finally released after all the years of waiting>literally no one cared>never saw a single tweet about it
>>571476875There's literal brown "people" spending $5 on an account and whatever it costs to rent a virtual machineto run 12 careers per hourand you're considering yourself to be too retarded to figure it out
>>571476812They were using Headless right? I feel like I'm the only one still using Old School.
>>571476875If it wasn't 2 AM I'd offer to help. I don't know if my version is even available anymore though.
>>571474187I cant tell, how bout you fags stop posting JP umas on Global threads
>another run of fine motion sitting on speed and kitanegro sitting on wit
>>571476992I cared.>>571476812>illegal umasFucked up how your Pasa can run Tiara or your horse can buy unattainable skills and the server lets you.
>>571477107fuck off fag
>>571477142oguri would agree to this
>>571476992IT DID??? Holy fuck I really heard 0 news about it, that's insanedo the songs suck or something? Did the story have an ending?
7 and I do a single pull for Shakur
>>571477142T-The...the ads...
>>571477142
7 and i do a tenner (i definitely hate shakur i don't want her on my account, please cygames)
Its the final training turn, what should I take?Should I take this wit training even though it will leave me at 1195 SPD, or should I just take the speed training to cap speed and get 10 power and 4SP?For what its worth, I will be getting right handed, but I probably wont double up on it.
I'm struggling to muster the will to even do a career a day at this point. MANT too long, URA pointless for anything but fans. Farming parents is a joke for what is considered good nowadays and the odds of getting it even excluding the misery of playing MANT.Tell me Grand Live is better, whisper sweet lies to me
>>571477314I would never lie to you anon
post something sleepy
>>571477314Grand Live is URA Finale but with currency and has extreme snowball that it's simply better to abandon runs if you didn't get rainbows
>>571477175>do the songs suck or something?Even if we're mostly over 30 year old, the bulk of the fanbase isn't here. vidya is literally a board for indian youths to post screencap threads or to have content for twitter, vt is a rotten husk of what it used to be; other sites aren't better. X is a shithole ran by some jew's algorithm and the twitter clones are either leftists complaining about nazis, or those nazis posting 50GB of anime pussy and ass without saying much>Did the story have an ending?You got part 3 out of 4
Any cuties around here?
fun fact: this card is unironically high tier in grand live. Like no gaslighting, it even mogs a couple SSR options.
>>571477142punishment for eating all my food
>>571477480why?
>>571477560extreme starting friendship levels and you want rainbows ASAP and as often as possible
>>571477480>Does nothing outside of wit>Everyone will have FM>Fronts will have their second wit card set to Bourbon, Lates NN and Ends CB
>>571477314Do you have MLB Fine MotionGrand Live should be easy, Umamusume is a wit game
>>571477652>Lates NNI pretty much never pick up OYL. Once MANT is over I'll probably run CB on Lates, since she at least gives THH and Medium Corner
>>571477652>lates neichashe's kinda going into retirement when MANT is over anon, OYL sucks
>>571477402
On new day I will throw 10 rolls on Taiki and get her, easily
>>571477952doesn't it get buffed
>>571478014yes but still quite awhile from now, it's like midway through the scenario AFTER grand live
>>571477314Join us in using Hachimi, it has most of the QoL were all looking for, cept for auto careers. Sweepy is a different thing
>oguri when she finally tasted semen
>>571478014By the time OYL gets buffed, we get Lightning and Lose Yourself. I honestly don't know why people rate NN so high, and I own the card.
>>571478186Please Ogurin my dick cant spray like a firehose
>do a daily pull>get taishinIf only I had the parents and cards to go full end closer...
>>571478364this is a very mislabeled image
>>571478207>I honestly don't know why people rate NN so highAlways gamble, one of your lates is bound to hit it as soon as spurt starts
>>571477679I do, I got the three generalists mlb with her, creek and kita but I have basically nothing else of note. I know Tac>>571478146I've never modded the game with anything but if I get to the point of quitting maybe I'll say fuck it
>>571478207I own the card at lb0 but it is pretty nice. It's comparable to FM but got a gold just for lates so in the case you run out of things to buy you can always get that shitty gamble option. Pretty good event chain too. I rate it better than FM's
>>571478186Oguri slut
>>571478364sex with katsuragi black
>>571478448
die umag
>>571477142I don't do this>>571478186but this I do
>>571478503Black in my shack
>>571478554AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571476907agreed
>>571478523this is even more terribly mislabeled!
>>571477314The odds of a good parent are pretty decent. You probably have shit whites on most your parents so it's hard to hit something good
if you're gonna post umanko, please don't post them in an uncomfortable situation. Thank you
>>571479024The mad dog of Mejiro...
>>571478917sorry some images are very hard to classify correctly
speSEX
>>571479172Based
>>571477142Im still gonna fap to thisI like her p*ssy
>>571479206this looks wrong
Post the succulent Spe saggers, you know which one
>>571479258
>>571479024It is impossible to hide with that hair
Somebody translate this it seems very important
>>571479541Yaeno looking cute
>>571479539Thanks
>>571479476She does get found in that scene... at least, if you're lucky
>>571479541I read the translation, she may also be a maiden
>>571477142>>571478186>oguri becomes the biggest slut in tracen when she finally tasted dickkino
>>571479539the need to suckle
>>571479745another country bumpkin corrupted
Can Titleholder /heem/ Khabib tho
[Alarming News] It appears that someone is spreading bogus divinations.
>I will headless sweepybot everyday the most inhuman blatantly cheated fangains. All this to NOT play the game, but still get all the carats+rewards and parents for the game I don't playwhat's the point of this behaviour?
>>571479745Oguri PEAK (as in peak slut)
Any experience ERPing with bots? Oguri getting me kinda turned on.
>>571480245stop lying, Oguri is unsexy and will not pop anyone's boner.
>>571480137Wow an actual good post with Tachyon image
vodka is cute
How does affinity for races work again? Is it only for that parents legacy. What about the second parent? Is there some cross check between both
>>571480491https://chronogenesis.net/affinity_calculator
>>571480491Currently, you get affinity for race overlaps (and a select few epithets) between a parent and the grandparents on the same side. Between parents only base affinity exists, race affinity between parents is introduced on the second anni rework.
>>571480434
>>571477142Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I want Fuji Kiseki to ruin me. There is no real escape from her, after all. She has no shame, no qualms about others seeing her work. The fingerprint-size bruises are always there on my hips. Red marks from her lips trail up from my neck to my jaw. My clothes, so carefully maintained when I start the day, are a disheveled mess by the time she is done with me for the morning ritual. Wrinkles. Lipstick. Tail hairs. So everyone knows an Uma has made her claim. People used to ask if I needed help before. Before I said nothing. Now I just say it is part of the training routine. My training routine.
umanko has soooo many nerve endings ughh... I literally can never understand how good my traine feels
>failed both events back-to-back Is this how you know it's over? I've played day 1 and STILL haven't got a single Uma with a 3* main stat so it all feels pointless anyways
>>571479024Her and Ruby made me realize I like the idea of being a trainer for a bunch of frilly dressed, tea-sipping oujo-samas
>>571481012you need to complete career playthroughs to get good parents
>>571481012Try playing since day 1 but doing more than one career a week and you'd have more luck 3* sparks
>>571481012Have you tried playing the game
Fellow trainers, how can i make my trainee like me despite having the insurmountable handicap of being a male trainer?
>>571481012Day 1 player doesn't mean anything if you log in once a week
>>571480340Tama's perky little nipples in my mouthSlurping and sucking on them until they're tender and red
I cleaned my room today instead of playing MANT
>fail a daily run>skip CM registration to guarantee group B>make a bacon and egg sandwich>grab a blanket>Dosh on the telly yep, it's comfymaxxing time
>prepared to pass>quit career>prepared to pass>quit career>prepared to pass>quit careeri swear to fuckigniw goasd i WILL use stam chinyponio o im so fukcign masd righitnow
>>571480245you don't need a bot for that you know.
>>571481593What do I need then?
How nice of Fuji to just pretend she doesn't see you coming to the dorms to fuck your Uma.
>>571481693what if I'm coming over to fuck fuji
>>571481778fuji is a lesbian
Is PP+DD really worth taking over more velocity skills? Assume I dont need them to activate GW.
>>571481778You don't fuck Fuji. Fuji fucks you according to the hornyposter.
>>571481835Do you know much about positions and their relative speed?
Reminder you have to run at least 1 front to avoid lucky hogs
>>571478207Because NN came out at an okay time for people to pull, she's a good wit card in her own right, and lates don't have any other good cards with accels on them.On the better skills front, pulling for a card with Lose Yourself is whale territory (especially for Kris S), and Lightning comes out on a >power card. NN is good because people actually own it.
>>571481778somnophilia play
>>571481902My pace pasa beats most hogs because they don't have enough midgame velocity
nothing good ever happens to male trainers. female trainers have the entire tracen as a harem and leave male trainers nothing.
>>571481902>front propagandabut what if the lucky hog is yours
>>571481835>Does the strategy that want to be first care about having a stronger early raceHakuraku tells you thisOnly Suzuka had the combo so it's not the end of the world if you don't have it, still they were the two best fronts in the game
>>571482089you might be running one but yours is never the lucky one
>gametorah>hanukkahraku>chokhmahgenesishmmmm im nyooooooooooticing
>>571479172>>571479206mmm she might get less carrots next package
>>571481325I caught up on my accounting
>>571481902it's ok I'm bringing three
>>571482367
good morning my fellow early birds what idol concert are we watching today
>>571482859Falco's Iwara idol concert!
>>571481681Oguri Cap
>>571482963based
Digitan LOVE
>>571483118I'm gonna grind her out the moment the new legends drop
>>571482859https://youtu.be/JjBtnUDP-co?si=xN7NEsmnJCXZchbr&t=25
>>571481778I'm sure she doesn't mind
how's the career seed today? haven't done any runs
>>571483573tittyholder
>>571483587they're unique to each account. You have to try yourself
>>571483573tanuki(before official announced)
>>571483761Uhhh, what's happening here City?
is head on required for cm15 pacers
>>571483761Of course, as your trainer, I knew that well in advance. That's why I've prepared this training schedule for today.
>>571483841it's their only accel aside from nimble
When is cygames going to stop the stay gold glazing Bitch already has more merch than most year 1 umas Already has a solo song within 6 months of release while some girls have been waiting years Has an entire bonus song dedicated to her and children When the fuck does it end? I don't give a fuck if he was the "first Japanese horse to win a foreign g1" he was still a shitter horse with multiple losses. Ugly seiyuu, ugly character, ugly voice, cygames is a cancer for pushing this character so bad when there are far more important and actually good Uma /Horses
>>571483960too many words sorry
>>571483960I still don't get why they shill her so much, but fans gobble it up. I question if it's organic or not, probably just going with the marketing flow, japs are that gullible.
>>571483960repeat after me: the Japanese have shit taste
>>571483118Yes
thingken about fillies...
I have not finished a career in 3 days, and I still have an ongoing career from 3 days ago.I just can't focus anymore with MANT and either kept falling asleep or playing another game
>>571483960lmao, cry more, there are still multiple gold clan horses that are waiting to get into uma
>>571483960the gold family just so popular in japan so
>>571484412Nishino is so sexy...
>>571483960>>571484209>>571484304NTR is ugly
>>571480137>Slaves do slave's work>Entrepreneurs push the system to its limits and profits off it.
>>571483841Have a look at hakuraku for pace pasa if you need a pace build reference
>>571484370
>>571484434>>571484427I don't even give a shit about the other gold clan the main issue that is causing all this is Stay Gold. Goldship got a lot but it was only Goldship. Orfevre got some stuff but it wasn't even a lot compared to Stay Gold, and the rest of the clan gets shit because of stay gold. Stay Gold is the issue that ugly piece of shit deserves nothing >>571484480Kill yourself
>>571483960hang in there schizoposter, if you crawl towards /vm/a and tell them you're escaping the stego century of domination they'll let you huddle there without giving you a three day
Sweepy has the heart of the cards.
Why is it that in the same price range, every baitcaster seems to have much weaker drag power compared to the spinning one (11–13 lbs compared to 22–26 lbs of spinning ones) ? Are they supposed to be stronger? Does anyone know a good baitcaster with better drag in the $100-ish range?
my fuarking heroes
>>571483960Who cares? All the golds are ugly so I'd rather they only glaze one of them since it's easier to mentally filter her out that way
HOLY
>>571484805anon?
>>571484805I was meant to post this in /out/...
>>571484805>Why is it that in the same price range, every baitcaster seems to have much weaker drag power compared to the spinning one (11–13 lbs compared to 22–26 lbs of spinning ones) ? Are they supposed to be stronger? Does anyone know a good baitcaster with better drag in the $100-ish range?
>>571484860why are you gay?
>>571484805I haven't fished since I was like 12, but from what little I've gathered you need to check to see if it's a low profile baitcaster or not.Umamusume: Pretty Derby
I was about to get raped.
this card is useless
Should lates take killer tunes? Probably not for CMs, right? Cause they'd be placed at the backplease be patient, I'm hella stupid
double front makes me mad fuck that I'm pivoting
I hope stay golds voice actress gets caught smoking drugs and they have to replace her and they stop using stay gold for things out of shame
>>571485032You need to be in 5th or better so you can technically gamble it but it's not gonna be consistent
>>571480137>NOT play the game,Yeah menial labor isn't playing the game, once there's no choice involved it's not a game, but work
>>571485241Yea that's what I figured I got nothing else to pick between killer tuns and radiant starWhat do you think? Or I could upgrade both late straight and corner to double circles
>>571478274it will
>>571485032Killer Tunes condition is top50% + random mid-racedo you want your late to be top50% before late-race?answer
>>571484925Do people even use those boards?They must get like 50 posts a day total for the whole board
>>571485476Post quality is proportional to post quantity.
>>571485520retard
>>571485556he's right
>>571485373Radiant is good, definitely better than Killer Tunes for a Late. I'd probably do Radiant over double circle skills too since it's an accel gamble and a velocity skill
>>571485616retard
umafoot room cm152374872223748722
>>571484976whatdoes she have trouble sleeping alone like windy does?
>1* turf
>>571485676what do I get if I win
>>571485676I'm weak to uma feet
>>571485676Suzuka is so slutty..
>>571485694>2 blue 1 uniqueWasnt that good to begin with, keep trying
both my dober and ryan parents have 1* green
>>571485694If it isn't as good as this it's glue
https://litter.catbox.moe/r8wyb2.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/jkmmvx.mp4I found these quite endearing
>>571485690A witch of her caliber would never have trouble sleeping alone, therefore it's imperative that she sleep in torenas bed every night.
>>571483960>mejirotards seething so hard
>>571485860S+ uma rolling so many 3* sparks is insane
Kawakami Princess is an UGLY BRUTE and NOT FIT to run in the triple tiara
>>571485875wow the real life version looks just like the game at 15 seconds
>>571483960You could say she got huge endHORSEment
>>571486035TRVKE
forgot to do TT retard award
>>571484965FiguredTime to go back to spinning (until I had enough money) since round baitcasters are too bulky and low profile ones that don't have shit drag cost a fortune
>>571485895Mejiros deserve far more than the staygold clan ever did So does the special week lineSo does the air groove lineInstead it's just stay gold stay gold stay gold as if there aren't more popular Uma that aren't being astroturfed to hell like she is
>>571485676>6 gorillion frontsmood down :(
more like gay gold
What's the quickest way to make debuffers? Do I need to search up for debuffer parents, if there's such thing exists
>>571486136>as if there aren't more popular UmaPretty sure there aren't if we're simply going with "popularity"
>>571486084That's an absolutely foal joke, please continue
>>571486186it's fucking aids it's why I'm gonna drop one legit can't stand front stacked rooms if you bring 3 FUCK YOU
>>571485895>>571486136True Mejiro fans wouldn't shit talk the Golds desuwa
>>571485875>the mcqueen flip
creatura
>>571486214you take marvelous sunday SR, then spam URA until you get both hesitant front and pace during classic the rest of the deck is whatever but make sure to use Aoi for hesitant end + subdued front
>>571486214Just run a Dom uma with Rudolph, Sunday and Tach Wit. Anything you build now will be useless in a month when Golshi drops
How many whites would you trade for 1 blue?3 blue with 10 whites or 2 blue with 15 whites for example
>>571486186STOP BUILDING FRONTSIT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HER CM
Fronts earned their wins
>>571486439most honest front player
>>571486353i want to headpat Rice so bad
Quadruple dominators will melt front sissies
>>571485875Simply perfect
>think I made decent cm16 aces>test it out in random sprint rooms>lose because I don't have wedding CurrenCurse this evil incarnate
>>571486353Rice is the cutest in the world.
>>571486186>front lobby + rabbit vs oguri lol
>>571486529gwo you're normal curren?
>>571486487>-0.25 x 4>slows down to a standstillTrust
>>571486410that was like 2 CMs ago
>>571486586My umas will simply run backwards to take advantage of your -0.25 x 4
>>571486353Evil. Villain.
>>571486562I don't have that thing either
Chat how do I make Teio win CM15
>>571486223Kitasan is literally a better sire than stay gold every was and is still popular and they refuse to give her the time of day despite fumbling the shit out of her anime
>>571486516this one always makes me giggle.
>>571486807digusting n1gger creature on the right
>>571486718time travel back to CM4 and get SFV + Redshift
>>571486651Fuck. You.
valentine bourbon is so unplayable, how do you beat this toxic uma? These neighas don't even need groundwork, because that overpowered cacao shit is worth like 3 gold skills combined and guarantees Angling every single time
ikuno...............dictus
>>571486989
>>571486989Bobo is one of the few honest fronts.
Titleholder had completely no idea what is sexhttps://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/sports/smp/articles/2026/06/041968.html
holy low effort baittry something better you vermin
>>571486989I remember when most of /uma/ find her career difficult on Unity for whatever reason
>>571487440I wish to see them all dead
fuck your umas
>test public lobbies>kept hitting accels and unique>LOSE BECAUSE OF DOMSTHATS IT3 HYBRID DOMS
>>571487395because you couldn't just run 2 speed 4 wit and hit career stat goals
>>571487546how do you even build hybrid doms?won't you be too lacking in debuff AND acceleration?
I hope the anti-Stego guy stays and keeps seething. It is mildly entertaining to me
>>571487179how is she honest?>procs operation CACA>zooms to first placeThis retarded broken skill is stronger than 2 professors of CULOture and a white recovery skills, and guaranteed to proc. You'd pay 800 skill points to get it on a different uma
>>571487597hybrid doms are literally just good lates but with dominator instead of two random white speed skils
>>571486265what was that shot supposed to represent anyway
>>571487597Basically just get dom then build them as carry. Bonus points if you can get more debuffs from hints
There should be cards with dominator as chain skills
>>571487659I think it's still a mystery
>>571487539Interesting proposal>>571486353Villain
>>571487005The strongest...
>>571487597>be late surger>drop 2 velocity skills for dom>run gambamaxx build to cheekily nab wins here and there (it won't happen)there
What are the best debuff cards?Marvelous wit has like 3-4 if I remember correctly
>>571487776>it wont happenI got in group A with triple dom last medium CM as a desperate attempt
>>571487597We have the skill points to run hybrid doms now. It's not URA anymore, bwochacho...
>>571487678Never ever, luckily.
>>571487640Because it's liable to trigger too early and then all you get is recovery
>>571487812it's a hard gamble to get from group A to A finals
I'M SO IRRITATED FOR NO REASON GIVE ME AN IDEA FOR WHAT I CAN DO I DON'T WANNA SLEEP
>>571487952jerk it
>>571487952Go for a lap around the neighborhood
>no reason mentionedYAY!
>>571487952Play WP
>>571487952experiment with your butt a little bit
>>571487952watch hydraulic press videos on youtube
>>57148795220 pushups and 40 squats
>>571488045
>>571487952play Dominions
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2069004758313205866I wonder who will get a plush this time
How do I get Lone Wolf then.Brian's event doesn't exist and Riko's event only has 1 choice too.
yukino BITCHIN'
does anyone have the fucked up black and white sketch of Chiyono O by any chance?
>>571488508This thing?
>>571488553Yes, thank you!
>>571488553that's so fucked up bwo
>>571487650>>571487660>>571487776>>571487835so... no flustered/subdued skills?
>>571488660>he thinks stam debuffs are still goodBwo... like I said this isn't URA anymore, bwochacho...
Yeppers is a mare too, you know.
>>571488016that's yaeno muteki...
>>571488727plappers
>>571488727mare, but she's from the countrysidearen't those ones usually seiso?
>>571488660You wouldn't be able to kill anyone anymore with stam debuffs + radiant star is literally a gold heal
>>571488660Don't let these guys trick you into wasting your time building dominator "aces", just running a standard end closer dominator debuff build with hesitants/intense gaze does more for your team because late is so shit right now
It's so over I'm considering just running Natie, mummy Creek and child bride Mayacchi
>>571488928hagqueen would've run teio instead
>>571488928she's not (that) fat
>>571488897>seiso>from the countryside...
>>571488897>countryside>seiso
>>571488928mcqueen needs to eat even more
>>571488553sex with this thingbut not the chiyoposters
>>571488915Looks good to me
>>571488727built for getting advantage by gyaru-o when she arrives in tokyo ignorant of the city life
>>571489105don't be sayin' that, golly....
I think I'm going to have to make a
I ran tiara route instead of crown...Again.
>>571489286Mob uma love!
Odds I eat sushiEven I stay home and finish this shitty MANT career
SUPER STRONG
Tachyon LOVE
>>571489405Say no more. FUCK MANT.
>>571489105Actually doesnt one of her friends from her hometown explicity root for her getting with her trainer or something?
>>571489405Get a Rainbow Roll
Guys, I want a Rob Roy wife.
>>571489405fat FUCK
>>571489558Everyone wants their uma friend to get with torena-san
>>571489718>he wants to marry the demure bookworm with the body of a pornstarI am sure the supply far outstrips demand there, don't worry
>>571489867Thank god, I'm gonna make it.
>>571489750ThisNatie's story has her friends and store owners shipping her with the trainer so hard.
>>571486353Rice is so lovable.
fixed
Literally not possible
Another run with zero summer rainbows, even after using whistles
> Train ace> End up with 1k stamina for some reason and uncapped speed
How to go from Great to Awful mood in one simple move.
>Retarded whale wonders why he doesnt cap speed with a single speed card
>>571490251That's not Katsuragi Ace, that's Mihono Bourbon
>>571490065No.
Posting something cute
>>571490389
>>571490325mating press
Following Titleholder's career real time is quite an experience>Duramente died August 2021>Titleholder won the last crown his dad lost (Kikuka Sho) 2 months later>Duramente cucked by Marialite in Takarazuka Kinen, and forced to retire early due to fracture>Titleholder won Takarazuka Kinen in record time (still holding that record breaker title even now), finished his dad's unfinished business without problem, and get to retire normally years later.Years after Taiho Dura produced star kids like Triple Tiara Liberty Island, Reiwa Air Groove Stars on Earth, fellow Kikuka winner Durezza and Energico etc, but I'm sure Taiho will always be special for Dura fans due to the romance in it.
>>571490172biwa is smart so it's possible
i dont want to go to work tomorrow. how will i do my mant runs
hehe
doto..........
>>571490389Luna...
Remove the horny posting here and we might get 40 posts each day
oops I did it again
>>571491087
>>571490416Saw this pic on IG and the poster was like "my daughter asking for pocket money, don't have any bad toughts!" lmao pedohaters are the worst scum
>>571491087same
I WANNA ROLLLLLLLLLL BUT I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL RICKEY
more like Brickey lmao
I hate this :!
>>571490619>named titleholder>it literally does itBased honse
>Umas aren't meant to fight>Also Uma training
Oh no, oh fuck.
>>571491036that's some cool art
>>571491360Sex, impregnation evenMehMeh
uma who would say this?
>still have a borrow>I'll start a career and finish it after reset>start career>press give updaaaanchou, gomen~
>>571491360Breast smothered by RobFull body bite marked by Rice HalloweenThighjob by Haru
>>571491504Fossilzensky
>>571491504Taiki when she speaks random engrish.
First time finishing a career with hachimi super speed and I feel a bit nauseous. Not sure if it's me or super speed effect.
>>571491504rudolf
I'm a shit tasting fag.Give me an uma wife.
>>571491740Ryan
sometimes I go look at the old threads from 2018 and become really depressed
>>571491801That was almost a decade ago too
>>571491801>2018Stupid newfag.
>>571491830blink twice and it will be. I do find some sort of joy in reading the posts and seeing what images were posted, but it also pains me to witness the passage of time. I cant defeat the nostalgiaman
>>571491801unc...
>>571491504Maruzensky
>I've wasted a significant portion of my life here
>>571491320It's for taking down torenas that fight back
>>5714918012018 isn't even that old. I miss 2011-2012 era /x/ far more than anything related to post-2016 4chan
Tachy wife
>>571492370this but /a/
Stop being old
>>57149250731 isn't that old... Plenty of trainees look at me with lustful eyes like uh...
>>571492601my trainee looks like this
>>571492507shut up
>>571492507Majority of posters here are in 30+ age range. Think about it next time when you see some ERP or school yard drama.
>>57149263413 missed calls from:-Gold City
Headpats for Teio!
>>571492634
I'm 33 and somewhat wealthy above average looks but a manlet at 5'10.Give me an Uma wife.
>>571492661Remove the Vodcock and Dickiwa for canonical accuracy
>>571492817
>>571492817all the gyarus but especially Helios
>>571492854Its me cosplaying as Scarlet
>>571491548Why waste goldDamn I just cant believe people are playing MANT more than 2 times a day, in your case 4 full careers
>>571492901Who would gyarus want to date millennials?
>>571492940if you're a manlet you can't be picky
>>571492817Almond Eye but get ready to get dumped if you can't pull your own weight in competitive sex
>>571492914SAGGY TITSYEY
>>571493073
what was the first videogame console that you owned, ojisans?
>>571486035Kill yourself.
>>571492884How have Uma Supremacist groups not made ningen women a thing of the past?
I put a carrot on my belt, which was the style at the time
>>571493118The tribal GBA
>>571493118a bootleg famicom
>>571493118snes
>>571493118PS1 but I had already played Sonic on a genesis before that
>>571493118Nintendo 64. Some of my earliest memories are of me playing Mario Kart and Mario 64. Is that oji-san enough at this point? I'm a zoomer....
>>571492817>5'10>..manlet?I'm shorter than this. Should I just kill everyone and then myself?
I thought we were all 6'4-6'5 with huge dicks and long manes of hair?
>>571493118A TurboGrafx-16But im only 28
>>5714931182600 obviously
>>571492817Literally me except I'm slightly younger and slightly taller than you.
>>571493118My brother's GBA was technically mine
>>571493118mega drive 2
>>571493118Probably one of the 6th gen consoles, but I'm missing large portions of my life despite only being 31
my hair literally looks like VF's
>>571493118Playstation 1
>>571493118gay boy advance sp
>>571493118Sega Mega Drive. Still got fond memories of spending countless hours on Dune, Super Battletank, Battletech, Mortal Kombat and various Disney license vidya.
>>571493278How much shorter?
>>571493324in the umaworld, yeah>>571493236zoomer consoles are the gen 7 systems (Wii, PS3, 360)
>>571493617I don't get it, what changed besides her clothes?
>>571493725it's the bikini vs panties joke
>>571493617Yeah, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh5'6. I'm fucked. Grew to this at 14 and then my body decided enough was enough.
>>571493875Cute.
>>571493875It's a bit short but that's almost the perfect height for a girl imo so it's not bad at all
>>571493875It's okay SEAbro SEAgirls are somehow even shorter than you
>>571493875I think I stopped growing shortly after 14, maybe early 16Difference is I was 6'1-6'2 at that age
I'm 5'5
im NYOT short!!!im cute-sized!!!
Oh my...https://files.catbox.moe/1fx208.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qe78h0.png
>>571493118I got a GBA when it was brand new with a copy of Pokémon Silver (ironically Pokémon Crystal came out a few months after the GBA).
>>571493875Genuine question, are you Filipino?
>>571493973I'm NOT asian, I'm a beautiful western european MAN.
>>571494113ummmmmm is she okay?
>>571494113HE DID IT
>>571494113too big
>>571494194Just stretching with her trainer
If youre SEA or chinese/korean/japanese youre female by default in my eyes
>>571493118I got a used N64 with a bunch of games as kid for xmas. Before that I played with the SNES my mother owned.
>>571494270that's pretty gay....
>>571494190just put the skirt on already bwo
>>571494270t-t-thanks...
So, after the watching the event...Is Taiki one of those girls that are all bubbly and happy in public, but then they suddenly kill themselves and leave everybody shocked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTuOBXZ3upA
>>571494389What?
>>571494389No?She is just THAT bubbly
>>571494190Med shitholes are Southern European countries not Western
>>571494190WoahDidn't know that Napoleon Bonaparte posts on 4chan
>>571494389she gets lonely easily but thats about it
>>571494173Our girl Confusion is in that image!
Is it worth getting her? i could buy 4 copies atm.My best race bonus is helios 10% SR.Since i'm a filthy casual, i'd rather keep my borrow slot for something more impactful desu.What do.
There is something incredibly erotic about her expression + her opening her jacket
>>571494673Yes. You will be even using her in later scenarios once we start running more highlander style decks (ie using one of every card type)
>>571494389She is the friendly brightened-up Umamusume version of that. Kinda like how McQueen is the Umamusume version of a girl who has to spend months in various psychiatric facilities off and on as they try to train her to actually eat and not hide her food in her purse or secretly puke it up.
How does this keep happening...............
>>571494389she's one of the types that cries herself to sleep every night because she can't sleep with her friends
>>571494673right now, no, the empty bar makes her unironically unusable since you won't get her to orange in time
>>571494158samehttps://youtu.be/4MNAktk9ei8
>>571494389If you leave her alone constantly maybe
>>571494834>the empty bar makes her unironically unusable since you won't get her to orange in timeI get her to orange by first summer probably 80% of the timeJust prioritize her hint trainings
>>571494380>>571494585You people are so mean and for no reason either.
>>571494113>sauce is already deaddamn
>>571494924it's not rude saying you should put on a skirt...
>>571494741>>571494834>>571494903I mean i guess i'm gonna tighten up my question... is it worth keeping my friends point for a near future?
>>571494389Fuku is the "Holy shit why didn't I do anything" sudden suicide
>>571494113
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>enter lobby>its a front nigger>cancel sign up>reenter with only one uma
>>571494997nyo just use them there are no good welfares past Jordan speed
>>571489610There was no rainbow roll. This was the closest one I could get>>571493118It was the game where I attach a gun and shoot at the screen for duck hunt. Second one was the brick game (yes that's a console). Then SNES, Dreamcast, N64, Gamecube, GB, GBA, PS1, DS, PS2, PSP and so on
Can they hurry up and drop Tachyon/Light Hello already???!Shakur only took a couple pulls, so I need another banner to satisfy my itch
>enter lobby>it's a hognigger>cancel sign up>reenter with triple fronts
>>571495150aight ty
>>571494997If you have the follow slots you need then just get Haru next. Once you have her maxed then you can dump them into the monthyl hint books. So in other words no, there isnt something you want to be saving them for really
Do I make a wishy washy dominator hybrid or a full on sweaty debuffer? The latter doesn't sit well with me. But if I make a hybrid with NSM they won't use dominator 100% of the time, shit sucks
>enter lobby>its an afknigger>cancel sign up at 15:01
>>571494113HE ACTUALLY DELIVERED
if only it was a relevant parent...
Did anon draw the dobermann art yet?
>>571495259He already removed the posts actuallyWas up for maybe 20 mins
>>571495368just work her as a grandparent
>>571494113finally
>>571495451Thats not grandparent material at all
>>571495248Yeah i'm good on those, once again i'm really casual and i even play it the hard way by only using my own sires/mares. It's just 50k friend points seemed like a good amount so i wanted to be sure it's kinda worth.I'm really struggling spawning a good Rice Shower and i feel like race bonus is what i'm missing with him.Thanks anyway.
>>571495554No problem bro. Good luck with your runs
thingken of fillies...
I just found out yeppers have such delicious meaty thighs
>>571457221>>571457369>>571460042I did it, 11 MANT runs and 1 Unity run. Wouldn't recommend...
>>571493118No one else here is saying the NES? Fuckin children here what the fuck
>>57149594310 hours goddamn
>>571495943>Event boostYou didn't beat the game
>>571495974Sorry grandpa, if I could have been born sooner I would have.
>>571495943I've pretty much done this for like the last 5 story events.
>>571495943One more MANT run for the danchou! You can do it!
>>571495943You did use hachimi to increase text speed right?
#CuckHimCurren
>>571495825That's proto-yeppers.
On one hand, I really want Stego's solo released as soon as possible because I want the audience cheers out, but I also worry it'll sound worse when it does. Even now I sometimes go back to the live version of Legend Changer she did with Special Week because there are some ways she sung it that sounded flat out better. I wish they constrained her less in CD releases.
>>571495761Cute!
fine... i will make a yeppers folder
>>571495943I didnt expect you to actually clear them in 1 sitting. Go take a bath man. Grats on collecting those LGBT shards
>>571493118Family, I think it's called Famicom in Japan
so I assume getting FL is gonna be more and more and more worthwhile every scenario considering we will have more skills to buy
>>571495943I would rather kill myself than do 11 MANT runs in one day.
h-huh?what does that mean?
>>571493118You might be missing some of the benefits stereo can providehttps://youtu.be/kuztGuQHIks
>>571496614Rob Roy's going to suck you dry
>>571496614there is no menu for it to take you to, you're already there
>>571496614you're stuck here forever
>nothing else to play>load up a MANT runI think I have stockholm syndrome
>>571496585
>>571496710you can ask danchou for extra headpats
Does that guy know you only need to do 5 MANT runs for the mission?
We all should play Meccha chameleon
>>571496795why did she do it?
>>571496279
>>571496868No.
>>571496978Why not...
>>571496614
>>571496868What's it about
>>571496841*rapes you*
>>571497073Prop hunt but instead of prop you draw and paint your character to blend in. Very fun desu
My careers are broken or something, I haven't seen a new event for like 20 runs now.
>>571496710grass doesn't have gold murmuris neicha backing her up as 3rd
>>571497248
>>571496947Sex Motion!
>>571495943I cap the event comfortably every time with one boosted run a day
>>571495943Oh hey so you do play the game, just needed some persuasion
>>571497248fillies scare me
>>571496078That's awful, do you just like procrastinating?>>571496187No, but I play on an emulator and it's pretty smooth, super skip for global when?>>571496428Thanks, I made food/showered/did other stuff between runs, 10 straight hours of MANT would be terrible
lol
>>571497465>super skip for global when2.5th anniversary
>>571496947>artist isn't on kemono or danbooru>doesn't post NSFW stuff on twitterShould I.. Should I actually pay for their fanbox..?
>>571497538Why are Grok translations so much more rude than they were before?
>>571497538kek based
uma for this feel
>>571497538Top kek
>>571497771still in meds
>barely play uma because I finally have MANT burnout >already finished 6 more games than I did last yearI'm thinking MANT just sucks and actual games are still fun. Sorry, Mambros.
>>571497771
I just like the hebe horses
>>571497771Digitang
>>571497664I mean, it's not that far off no?>>571497683>>571497778I like that the account is named Orfe so it seems like The Tyrant is calling Euro races broke, sore loser much lol
1* speed 2* dirt
>>571497771this is literally ikuno without glasses
>>571495761>even includes a partial tail hugCute...
>>571498051Didnt some euro track have an issue where a horse fell into a fairly deep hole at full sprint during a race recently?A miracle the horse wasnt injured.
>>571497771I don't know who this is. I don't watch bad anime.
Kek imagine being Teio's trainer and hearing her annoying voice every day. I'd kill myself in the first week.
>>571497051i don't play, nor want to support, friendslop
>>571497873>Stellar Blade>Mafia Old Country>Pragmata>Neverwinter Nights 1>Gothic 1 remakeDamn I finished 5 in just these past 2 months.I'll try doing Trails Daybreak 1 and 2 these next few weeks. Barely playing Uma is actually refreshing. Im glad danchou is allowing me to flatline.
>>571495761its "wahey", tourist
>>571498227Being able to hear Machico's beautiful voice every day would be a gift I could never hope to be worthy of.
Imagine being Teio's trainer and she says this to you
>>571498167Yeah
>>571498294That's a lot of words. Too bad I'm not reading them.
>>571497873I'm doing 2-3 runs a day usually. just taking it easy. I've beaten RE9, Stellar Blade, Black Myth Wukong, and a ton of runs in STS2 and The Bazaar. Playing Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom right now but the framerate keeps going to shit after awhile. really fun though.
>Even the VAs are not safe from uma to keiba pipeline
>>571497873I will find you
Kachou~! this coffee tastes like dick!
>>571498480But this has nothing to do with Uma, unlike Asaka. This one just fell for Sodashi.
If I was Teio's trainer I would simply have sex with her every day.
>>571498580mmmmmnyo
>>571498647Can you not fucking read.
>>571498227>hearing her annoying voice every day
Release the Tach.
When does the Rickey propaganda start?
>>571475443hey
>>571498697mmmmmmnyes
>>571498794She's a false prophet and is not to be trusted, as Shiraoki-sama foretold
I get really horny when Taiki hugs me...Forgive me Umerica, I'm sinning...
>>571497873Feeling the same way fellow mambro
>>571497538such an odd thing to say considering European horses have historically always been uberpferd
>>571498945>>571498945
>>571498794>copano ICKYNEVER
>>571499020EBIN"YOU DID IT LE AGAIN LE MAYTMAY HAHA XXDFDDD CONGRATS MAX XDD
>>571499020>Donkey
>>571499303>>571499303>>571499303here, makween bread
idk which thread to use so ill let the maids decide
>>571499020Isn't this just Ayabe though why the 2nd thread
I'll just come back later I'm tired of this
That's literally Ayabe what the fuck is wrong with you guysLOOK AT THE EARS
>>571499323Retard
>>571499323Why though? First bake is just fine?
>>571499020>>571499323Apparently the first bake really is Ayabe so just head on the first bake, and so meido would know which one's the thread being used https://x.com/1ofAgnesDigital/status/2051170087424635097
>>571498794I thought it had already started several weeks ago?
>>571501123I guess but you exactly know why he chose that picture
>>571493278You're not allowed to wear normal clothes and can only wear frilly dresses now.
