Previous: >>571499303>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed)06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>571524556hi
MINNA
>>571524556fusu
I fucking hate all of you
>>571524642that's the girl that sleeps with me
Hey /uma/ it's another beautiful Muv-Luv Monday! There is fucking nothing going on right now (hogslop cm doesnt count) so I guess aside from wishing you all a stress-free class 6 retention I hope everyone that rolled got their preferred camping alt (or you didn't have to pity Shakur if you're into her).You know what other franchise has fucking nothing going on? That's right, Muv-Luv! The next VN in the series is never going to come out because the IP holders only care about their shitty JP exclusive gacha, but hey that doesn't mean you can't enjoy what's already out. The Steam sale may be over but I hear there's websites where you can acquire Muv-Luv:Extra and Alternative for even cheaper!
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>>571524827Fuck.
>>571524556
>>571524791gyw
>>571524827extension users keep demonstrating their complete and utter retardationmaybe next thread we can get an (embed) (embed)
>>571524751oyakodon
>>571524886they're so cute together
we need more tanuki posters
>>571525047>>571524886HATE FLASHU PROPAGANDAHATE THIS ARTIST PROPAGANDA ESP
>>571524992
time to sleep anon
Hate tanukisHate cryers
https://poal.me/p843ki
>>571525162Nyo...
TACHYON LOVE
>>571525307dyon't shay that...
>Tap Dance City calls you "first mate"
Gentil cutie
'ate rabis'ate ryanluv me currenluv me digitan
>>571525426Mating with Tap Dance CityPushing through her hymen to impregnate her
>>571525426You're going to be her first mate(take her virginity)
>>571525347wheres the yiff in hell furfag option
>13 med stars>no med s Yep, Im killing a lot of people and then myself
>>571525347I'm choosing to interpret "do" as whatever the fuck I wantand I am petting the fusu
woy
>>571525141
>>571525726torena was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>571525650meds now
Can't stop listening to her solo.
>>571525307
>>571525708
>>571525726Oy wei
>>571525840post it
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>571525708fusu FATdoes lala use han much?
>>571524716falco tailjobs
>>571525874https://litter.catbox.moe/ardsz1.mp3
Medium S status?
>>571526096A
>>571526096 Its overI barely did anything for this cm, not really in the mood for it, I'll take it easy until GL
I got medium S and all the good front skills but ended with 1250 speed, good enough for me
did that guy who was ripping the new solo album finish?
>>571524886No one sleeps like that
>>571526096this clown scenario doesnt deserve my time or effort i'm just shipping whatever ends up in the dailies
>>571526184if it makes you feel better getting sprint S for next CM is almost useless, if you go 3 pace all you need to do is get head-on
>>571526096It's so over
>>571518476>Pump is good on cm15 right?>>571522298>why doesn't mpb work in cm15>I thought it was supposed to be pump but better
>>571526396sasuga gaslighting
>>571526096got med S + fast learner but SSR didn't finish the chain
I hate myself
>>571524886me irl
never reply to me ever again
shit game
>>571526610V...
blud stopped avatarfagging with that ugly blonde to use the retarded fatass and feel more represented
>>571526940At least Falco tried this time
>>571522718Yep, Digitan is present in family tree 13.6% of all race horses right nowThe dynasty must grow
>>571526096got a med S maru with fast learner, turf S xog with fastlearner, medium S xog without fast learner and medium S bob without fast learner
>>571527049I don't even mind him avatarfagging with the fat uma. I think the thread hates the basic blonde bitch not him
Digitan LOVE
>Chart says the new Daily Legends are supposed to start next month for the 1.5 anni>But the timeline says the 1.5 anni doesn't start till DecemberSo am I waiting a few more days to grind Flash or another 6 months?
why are you fags nameniggering again holy shitthe thread JUST started
So Fuji Kiseki is almost free
>>571524795fuck off
N-NONNYS PLEASE RELAX
>>571527442>But the timeline says the 1.5 anni doesn't start till December?????????
>>571527820Shut it Umama
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>Ex-Autisma/uma/ Dancho>RyanFag aka Tyler aka Autisma/uma/ Dancho>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>horsemeat>Heliostranny>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>poalfaggots>furries>Cryerfags>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)>Fusuposters
>>571527820STOP calling me that
I'm on that list
>>571527961waiting for the variant of this where its just the entire club list of /uma/ club and autis/uma/
Last Thread
We should be able to vote kick a person from a club once per month
>>571527961this is a fake list. fusuposters were not on it before.
>>571528092my mom loved watching survivor
lost the daily legend race again award
I don't have a single viable ace
good day, /uma/
>>571528202>he didn't parfait up>>571528273take the triple dom pill
>>571528273what about katsuragi?
>>571525235>>571525264artist too cute>>571525219oyakodon with fusu
>>571527961>>furriesfusuposters ARE the furriesredundant
>>571528294hello
hating furries is so 2010s
>>571528438why would dotoposter do this to me
>internet connecton broke>forced to do MANT runsDancho...
>>571527165>>571525047>>571524886>>571524556>>571525264Need Eishin wife..
Did a MANT parent run while listening to this and finished it at 45 minutes, good to knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTh1HoSJKUw
>>571528620suffer for the dancho who suffers for you
>>571528759ugly brat cunt
>Match against africans>Nobody cares?>Match against a first world country>I hear cheering through wallsand with this I fuck off to the /sp/ thread
>>571528717wtf is ze*y
>>571528879sieg zeoy
>>571528879Its ZexyA well known japanese wedding planning magazine
>>571528825why is she a zombie
>>571529127being in South America just does that to you
>>571528825game is over, messi missed his 2nd hat trick, goat regardless
>>571526940kill falco's trainer
>>571528683Grab a flight to Düsseldorf TODAY and you will find your cute athletic and autistic Deutsch Mägdelein
>got 4 medium s procs this career
>>571528825MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>571527961Take me out of the list yes?
>>571528683
>>571529365
>>571529482sure bro which one are you
>>571529743club drama poster
>>571526096got it on my dogshit chansformed front ace who is destined to lose regardless
>>571529743ILoveMeiya
>>571527961>still i'm not in the listtehee
>Eke out a win with 3 won races>Highest score so far>Win all five races hands down, almost all racers place high>Mid scoreI will never understand Team Trials
>>571529864I dont believe you
>>571529350Shan't.
>>571529350I'm in Germany right now and it fucking sucks where the FUCK is the air conditioning it's in the fucking high thirties during the day
>>571529350You can't trick that easily. I won't go to Germany unless my autistic and busty german wife abducts me.
>>571527961Not on this list even though I caused a bit of drama a couple months ago
>>571530230how fat are you
>>571530042You can win a race and get bad score because two of your umas didn't place, or you can lose but activate every skill and have everyone at 2nd 3rd and 4th which gets you a higher score
>>571527165>eishin banneraw man I don't even have enough for half a spark but let's try>summer maru spook on 83>Cafe banneraw man I got enough for a spark but let's hope it won't come down to this>og maru spook>digitan spook>rudolf dupe>cafe spark>valentine banneraw man I don't like pulling for meta umas and I don't have enough for a spark but I really need a strong front runner>kawakami8head spook>eishin valentine spook
>>571527961
teio teio teio
>>571527961>horsemeatWho?
>>571529809am i fucking huge or is golshi tiny
>>571529809>COVID +
>>571530531She is still japanese
nothing to buy awardyes I upgraded all facilities
>>571530294>man it's 39 C out why the fuck isn't there any ac>BRO U FAT??? LOL FATTY FAT LOLOLOwhy are g*rmans like this10kg less than the average german male btw
>>571530735should had bought all the guts notepadsskill issue
>>571530710>Covid in the big 26?
>>571530906I always buy notepads I'm not a shitter
>>571525047>getting milked by two umas
>>571530760I'm not a German. ACs are not needed go back to your shithole
>>571530979seabwo...
>>571530967on new years no less
Orenjis + Machitan
need flower wife...
>60+ years old minimum>looks like a slightly older happy meekhow old are the umamusumes at tracen actuallyhow old is maruzensky.................................
>>571530230>>571530760>where the FUCK is the air conditioningUgh... we don't do that in Deutschland.
>>571530726gorushi's 170cm tall. unless you're over 190cm (which you are NOT) you aren't getting that perspective
Need Suzuka to hug me
>>571525047holy boobers
>>571531197>60+ years old minimum?
Bib
>>571531197They only start to age normally after getting dicked down
golshi in heels would be taller than me...
>>571531272hug a wooden board its the same thing
>>571531303her and the hag were trainer and trainee
>>571530349>Bourbon banner>get Bourbon>Flash banner>get Flash>Valentine banner>get bothI'm glad I've been blessed with autism multiple times. No MLB Fine Motion btw
>>571531389don't you feel ashame?
>>571531228>which you are NOTProof?
I got Valentine Bourbon in the first ten pull
>>571531480it cant be helped
You WILL come to Germany
>>571531293Ja!
>>571531408
>>571531417And how old is her trainer?
>>571531620my paizuri slave!
ive never liked how characters sit in this game they keep their arms to the side instead of resting them on the table it doesnt even look like they are sitting
>>571531481I'm in your house right now and I checked. Shorty.
It's Monday and all I'm doing is remaking spreadsheets I made for my boss last week. Have a Furawa spread on a sheet.
Oh yeah? I luckshitted VBobo off a daily pull
>>571531641she looks not a day older than 17!!
>>571531408I need it to hug me, not the other way around
>>571531743But im not in my house right now...
>>571527442wait, do we lose the current daily races once new ones are added?
>>571531915put pool nooodles on it
Good night friends!!
>>571531471I also luckshitted Fine Motion, Curren Chan and XOguri off banner. Dia, Kita and Ayabe all came in less than 100 pulls combined.No, I'm not telling what I had to spark.
>>571532036we know
>>571532025gn bwo
I got Air Shakur in 3 tickets :)
>>571532121hmmmmm nyo
>>571532182sucks that your daily pulls luck got wasted on her.
WTF.........arrest this woman
>>571532290I haven't brought the daily pack in like 9 months
Just noticed 7th event is already on nyaaI thought it would take longer
my wife came in 1 scout ticket, if it takes more she isn't your wife
Forgot to use hammers (again)
>>571532579>cute comic>ruined by teioi hate that squeaky little fucker
>>571532587
>>571532494
>>571532494Cute Journey
>>571532651
>>571532494Is the lock a pokemon? Why is it saying it's own name?
top 5 things better than sex
I want Fuji Kiseki to crush me between her legs. I'm a man, of course. It shouldn't be shocking if I'm looking at magazines, pictures, and videos of human and Uma women. The job does eat up most of the day. What free time do I have to meet women? Though of course Fuji won't understand. She'll find the bookmarks. She'll discover my browser history. She'll find the magazines. She doesn't even give me a chance to explain. One shove, one hand. That is all it takes for an Umamusume to get me down on the ground. And when I am, my world gets dark as her skirt covers my head. Of course I try to resist. It is only natural. Then I start to beg. At least let us move elsewhere. Not in the middle of my office. What if someone looks in? What if someone hears? Fuji doesn't answer me. She just grinds against my face, expecting the right answer. The minute my tongue is out, she strokes my hair. Eureka! This can be useful for Fuji Kiseki's training!
>>571532869we like it that way
>>571532494>>571532694RAPE MERAPE ME MY TRAINEERAPE MERAPE ME AGAIN
>get fast learner>get skin outbreak without any way to heal it>summer in the same turn
>>571528202>can't beat a B-rated umaTazuna, revoke this toreina's license, onegai
any chiyobwos or teiobwos here how the fuck do you live with hemorrhoidsim fucking dying
>>571528202If I lose against Doto once I'm killing myself.
>>571533209>without any way to heal itbwo your backup cream?
>>571533242it goes away eventually. stop sitting on your ass because that makes it worse and invest in a bidet. there are topical creams you can purchase too but your doctor should be able to help you
>>571533156suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki DAISUKI
>>571533375I used all of my se- I mean cream on Fine Motion.
>>571533209>raced 3 times without a miracle cure or skin cream award
>>571533385>stop sitting on your assoh sure ill just uhh sit on my head then
>>571533242ear more fruits and vegetables, also drink only water
>>571533585me at the /uma/ meetup
>>571532694>>571532494Journey wouldn't do this.
Idk if good enough for the CM but god fucking damn thats a good parent
>>571533375There hasn't been any healing items in the shop all run [spoiler[Oguri now has slow metabolism too[/spoiler]
>>571533156tickezo is nowhere near that attractive
>>571526096Medium S on the first inspo means she's just going to start jobbing G1s for no reason
I have never seen Chiyonigger post any proof xhe plays the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od2jNi3Fqkwuma for this feel
>>571533626and Dia didn't rape me
>>571533639nice spoiler bwo
[spoiler[My trainee is pregnant/spoiler]
>>571533585I need to breed with Still more than almost every other Uma in the game (except one)
>>571533639>[spoiler[
>>571533610i'm saying get to walking, lie down or get a donut retard
>>571533639
>>571533850i just had donuts yesterday
>>571533850mmmm... donuts
bwos when is biko coming to the game? i finally accepted i fell in love with her i just couldnt resist the tomboy power and now i want to tenderly have sex with her with the purpose of umapragnation
>>571533639You fuck this up so frequently I can only assume you're both blind and have fat fingers. Get some glasses, fatass.
have I been bricking myself in MANT all this time by trying to click on wit during the early friendship farming turns as much as possible like in URA and Unity?
no? that's what you should do
>>571534039Gonna be a minute anon
yes? that's not what you should do
>>571534215no you're fine you're only supposed to click on wit or speed anyway, you only click on other trainings if they have like 3+ umas and no one's on speed or wit
>>571532494>>571532694maybe I deserve to be raped....
okay thank you
sorry I forgot to quote you
>>571534039late 2027
gay ass niggers
>>571534215Wit clicks are almost free friendship
Final Flush bros...
So can I run Nishino and still make it top 3 if I somehow run into a non Xoguri lobby
>>571532494>>571532694I know it's fun to play up Journey's menacing aura but she'd never rape her torena-san or make him do something he hates.She's one of the few 100% save trainees.
nice spiritual (you)s /uma/
>>571532946
i'm going to rape that bratty poster one of these days
>>571534562Here's a physical (you) right into your womb
me first?
>>571534562How about I kiss you on the lips directly huh? What would you do then, hm?
>>571533620but we meet up all the time in the /uma/ thread
>>571532694>>571534407Is she really like this or am I being psyopped?
>>571534512"i will be there fuck neigha you cant escape me"
>>571534692so why is no one going up behind me
>>571534743B-but I got Festive Miracle on it... surely I can get close to them...
>>571531340>Biko Pegasus SSR is still good in Mant and GL, same stats output as smaruWhy was it not a must pull again?
>>571534572That damn smile. How many times have I allowed ruin to come to my home because of that smile?
>>571534562How is that FM's aura is so bratty at all times?
>>571534738You are being Psy-op'dShe would never hurt her trainer or negatively infringe on his personal willShe WOULD make the other girl dissapear though
>>571534809this would definitely lead to sex
I love Shakur so much bros
How's this hybrid? May remake for med S, maybe not since she's not the breadwinner
>>571535031>bros
>>571535031Yeah she is a good girl
Sorry mcqueen
>>571535050she has dominator and intense gaze but she doesn't have hesitant pace or front2/4 mid af
USED 4 WHISTLES IN SENIOR SUMMER TO GET NOTHING BUT WIT SINGLE RAINBOWS AWARD
>>571535031you should farm her 1mil fan title haha
>>571535257single wits is good though retrard
>>571535050>B MileI'm impressed
dream journey looks like the kind of uma who carries a hammer in her school bag and a switch blade in her pocket
>>571535289wow a whole MILLION fans? does anyone actually have that many?
>>571535414got the fan amount number wrong but you get the idea
>first stegochad now the journey tranny is acting upmake it STOP
>>571535414I still don't have the title for getting 1 million fans in a run
>>571535328What, you don't?
>>571535229but you have to use Mcqueen for this anymore
>>571534867Vivlos?
>>571534939My search for brutal sex continues>She WOULD make the other girl dissapear thoughI'm sold. You better not be lying!
>>571535328Why would she need that when umas can punch or kick with enough force to cause severe internal bleeding or straight up brain death
>>571535319JF ate 4 clocks kek, somehow I kept going
If you really love your oshi you'd get her completionist title.
>>571534939wasn't the real horse infamous for trying to bite the groomers' throats
The ONLY gold clan that would rape you is Gold Ship. MAYBE Orfevre on a bad day.
>>571535639of course i love my BIG oshi! and now im close to getting all her titles
>>571535328dream journey looks ugly
>>571535716I can't be raped.
>>571535860sex with sloppy tits
>>571535716Golshi is a gentle lover, she wouldn't rape you.
anal rape doesn't feel good you knowhard to feel your prostate when the skin on your anus just tore
>>571536127No one is talking about anal rape, fagwad.
gold clan, satono or mejiro pick one to defend you (and rape you afterwards) and one to violently rape you
>perfect run before summer year 3 with all the required skills and S>get multiple -stats and awful summer trainingsSo close to a perfect ace...
>>571535591You should see how Trainer actually became her trainer...
>>571536127D-do you want your ass to get raped...?
>>571536254were the people talking about rape all women then
>>571536310mejiro and satono
>>571536310
>>571536365Do you know what rape is? If a woman (especially a superwoman Uma) ties down or holds down a mans arms and puts his dick in her without his consent, it's rape.
>>571536425is she giving him an earjob
>>571536425she's tapping his crotch?
>>571536127ok what about normal anal then
>>571536518>and puts his dick in her without his consentnot really possible unless you're erect which counts as consent
>>571536790>unless you're erect which counts as consent...are you a woman?
>>571536790And if he cums, then it counts as making love.
>>571536790>unless you're erect which counts as consentThis anon is an umamusume...
>>571536860>>571536790Dia...
nonnies raping me at the /uma/ meetup
>>571536762I like Ryan now
Isn't it funny that uma-on-trainer rape statistics went down ever since they released all that media featuring uma x trainers as the main couple?
Paizuri obtained
>>571536986Well, they also decided it no longer counts as rape so long as the human and/or the uma cum from it.
>>571537212A ton of hwat?
People who sit in threads all day make them worse since they inevitably start trying to claim ownership.
>>571535716Festa would bet her body on the line in a gamble and purposely lose to you
>>571537330I sit in threads all daywhat do you think my clothes are made from
>>571537330but I already own this place~?
>>571537484
>>571537490No, I own you
Can this at the very least have a chance at getting Grade A on the first day?
>>571537471NakayamaHer nickname is Nakayama, not Festa.
What do you think?He's not talking about me, right?
MARVELOUS JUST GAVE ME POSITION PILFER AT 1016 POWER THIS ISN'T MARVELOUS AT ALL AAIIIIEEEEEE
>>571537683Yeah nigger you're getting to A round 2, round 1 puts literal unsupervised children against you
>>571537683>Frontnope
>>571537559oh yeah?
>>571537693Nakayama is her last name. Festa is her first name. We use first names because that's how close we are.
>>571537693nakadashi fiesta
>>571537531Rape
Dirt?
Really love Stego.
>>571537840yeah
Turf
You got at least a million points, right?
>>571538107it's less reallys every timenext post you'll just love Stego....
daaaaanchouconvince me to not suicide run mcqween and instead get proper fans
>>571538194>>571495109
>>571537825Aren't front the second best style for this cm?
Japan Dirt Derby
>>571538286maybe you'll get a nice parent out of the run
>>571538286so this is why nearly every dancho has an umafans now, huh
I am talking about you.
I'm free
>Go into club chat>New player posts his first message then leaves the club out of his own volition (he joined before the cutoff)why are they like this
where is the oguri cryer............
>>571538374Yeah but that shitty Oguri isn't winning any Front battles and if she somehow does she has no Speed and will be overtaken
>>571538540nothin to cry about
>>571538524Nobody answered his question
>>571538403
I was waiting until the last day to finish the spark but now I don't have to. I'm so happy.
I enjoy MANT's gameplay but hate how hostile it is to anyone who isn't a generalist in aptitudes. I want to run Mackie or Flash without a billion mile sparks.
>>571538707
>>571537683This is a dogshit uma
>>571538747>"Creek will be soooooo good she has no PMS debuff">I have never seen someone else using her not even during longslop
I'm still in a blackout, why is this third world country so shit
>>571538747I will be able to run my wife in GL cms again I am looking forward to itShe will lose but I dont care
>>571538747This could easily be fixed if it weren't for nips autism for irl race date accuracy. Just give every turn a fictional g2/3 races for every distance
When does Bono get buffed?
you should post that nishino image again!
>>571539290How many times do I have to explain that it's the same thing in my family!
>>571539290I ain't a diddy blud
Bue...
>>571538115tell me more.
>>571538747MANT is also extremely hostile to umas without pwr and spd growth umas who have guts growth might as well not even be allowed to be selected
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (15/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
Why do Taiki lewds always look so smelly?
>>571540491Wet dog
/uma/ post your best parent/grandparentI feel like Im the only one who gets good parent rng in here
nyo
bueposters are sluts just like kitaposters
sex
>>571540846OYAKODON
The chance of you marrying your childhood friend is less than 1%
>>571540790>posters>plural
At this point are there any posters who arent sluts thirsting for big fat cocks
>>571540846Sell me on this one
>first the schizo ruins kita reputation>then the dogs>now buebueshmmmmmm nyooooooooticing
>>571541017Ai-chan's slutty mother... (Teen pregnancy speed run)
>>571540846I'd pandora her fusaichis
>>571540939sex
I love c**k
>>571540846so thats it? im a slut? no wonder
A global exclusive black uma for anni would revive this game.
>All is ours.
I know I'm an educator but I can't help but steal glances at my trainee.How do I stop looking at her like that? Do I need to cut my balls off?
>>571541243
>>571541148Cheval's noises are erotic.
I can't even imagine Oguri trying to be sexy during umapyoi
>>571541423just pick me instead nonny, I'll keep it a secret
>>571539672Guards, this uma has lost her composure.
>>571540982yeah, ME. deal with it.
>>571541152Well well well... it just so happens that I love sluts
>>571541618I need her thighs around my head. NOW.
>>571540982Do you love your family, measure out to 144cm and hate having your tail and ears touched?
>>571541618theres something weirdly erotic about the way this artist draws hyper detailed uma cleats.
>>571541148>letting some ERP troon ruin my wife's reputation not while I'm still breathing
>>571541907Personally i was too focused on fuku's thighs to think about that but yeah, i can see it.
>>5715420572late lmao your reputation is BLOWN
>>571541148>no one cares about my Oshis so they're safeFeels good man.
whoever designed karin kakudate should make the black umas and pair one with a blonde white uma
>>571542057Defend your wife, Kitabwo. Start harrassing before it's too late
I would sexually harass Kita as much as possible if I had the chance
>>571542164I would scout Kris and Shichi, and getting raped everytime Kris wants it
>>571542153hhhhhmmm nyoKita was made for a pure and passionate love between people who feel they have never been good enough, not for grown as men to roleplay with
What's a rich girl like Belno doing in a countryside Tracen branch anyway? Pretty sure she could have bought her way into Tokyo Tracen.
all fags will burn in hell
>>571542769looking for a husband
>>571542557you owe me sex
What happened to Vivlos vtuber?
>>571542898asked the same yesterday and basically he took a vacation after jobbing in all the first MANT CMs despite saying it was his favorite mode and people doomposting over it were bad at the game
Noticing uma wants to monetize globals success as much as possible but doesn't actually wanna improve Global any further or sooner
>>571540018I'll tell you something moreThe chance of marrying your childhood friend is only 1%!
goodnight sleepy umadacchis
>>571543032Noticing how pure Dorija's wish is compared to that dirty Satono.
What's the earliest Kitasan would let you smash if you were her trainer?
>>571540657
How clock hungry is the next scenario? Let's say MANT is the Oguri of eating clocks, what would Grand Live be?
>>571543202That's because you haven't seen what it says on the other side
When is the Maruzensky card coming out? There has been nothing for me to roll on this whole scenario except Palmer. I have just over 110k carats and 72 support tickets.I am so bored! I need to roll!Hurry up Maruzen....I will miss running you in CM.
>>571543229Urara
>>571543034No France? Last I checked they consume the most otaku content in Europe.
>>571543218Kita doesn't know what sex is weirdo, her career is not even romantic
>>571543229Clocks are only for failing objectives, not ensuring 1st. You can save up before L'Arc
>>571543229You see Riko Kashimotos malnourished ass?Yeah thats how cock hungry GL is
>>571543412oh she definitely will
>>571543034No one is more bitter than Asians. Japs and chinks could throw a fit if global got too many qol improvements at once and that's a risk they're not taking.
>>571543336Use the carat planner. If you have extra buffer then you'd be a fool to not spend them on you tier 2 wanted umas
>>571543391We are awful at English, even gachatubers don't even know what is Umamusume lmao
Post your NPC wife.
>>571543034improving the game is less roi than monetizing the stuff outside of the game
>>571538403dahby?
>>571543528if you cant even princess carry Don-chan you are not fit to stand beside her
>>571542769She was looking to become my paizuri slave (and she succeeded)
>>571543229You ideally never want to race in GL and umas with a long list of career goals are fucked beyond repair (Kitasan Black)
>>571543875that's not the problem
>>571543759
did the "global gets no QOL bwo" people expected cygames to skip over MANT completely or what
>>571543759For me it's Yggdra Valley
I did 1 careerPraise me
>>571544060I expected Ultra skip (3rd anni) , which was introduced before the choice preview (4.5 anni) currently in global
sleepy
Why did Cygames stop caring about global after winning best mobile game in TGA?
How many runs do you have in your aces schedules? I'm at 30 and feels a little low maybe I should add a couple
>>571544197sex with
>>57154435738 but I often skip unimportant raecs so it goes down to 32~36
>>571543570then it should be at the second new year's event when she drags you to her home to perform a duet in front of her dad as a sign of resolution
>We will never be able to train mob umasYou'd imagine they could work in a scenario like MANT (with no individual stories) and if they were locked to 1 star and had no unique but cygames are too gay to risk it let alone even fathom the concept
>>571544060I expected some sort of rework to how the scenario works, like maybe disabling aptitudes entirely while in MANT? that wouldve made it fun
>>571544307They never stopped caring because they didn't care on the first place
>>571543528Uh no, I will not. Gentildonna hate.
>>571543598>the next uma I want is Christmas Dasca then HeliosSuch helpful advice anon
>>571544391youuuu
>>571538374Fronts are good because they have a guaranteed accel if they're in first, while everyone is gambling on either complete gambles like OYL or positional gambles like MPB and Pump. XOguri is broken because she has a guaranteed accel that doesn't have any positional requirements, so there's no reason to run her as a front with a lower top speed which partly wastes her strengths. End XOguri is the mutant terror, not Front
>>571544101good job gwoI've done two runs and I think that's it for me today. trying to get the Digitan wheel to land on sprint is trying.
>>571543336>>571544547>Diddy blud wanted Palmer>He rolled for her>He also wants Helios>He couldn't wait for the gyaru banneryour greed will not go unpunished
Kissing your trainee while it is snowing.
>>571543026He actually started selling pretty high quality thigh high pics and vids on onlyfans shortly after starting hrt. Pretty sure he's making way more money with less effort doing that.
>>571543759The ugly ass blob on the background of Eishin Flash' SR speed
Mares scare me.
>>571544773wtf I do this
>>571543875gentle WIFE
my POV
>>571544357My schedules are only G1s they can run in and I just do random G2/G3s if there's rivals on themI usually end up running 35 races
>>571544895the cutest bride
Alright, no need to rush making TT medium umas with Throne this week. Still need Sexshi to come out already.
>>571544728Anon, it is June
>>571544707Be silent, zoomer. I am suffering my ability to be disciplined.
>>571545297It is snowing somewhere in the world.
>>571545496Fair enough, that would give you a reason to kiss your trainee anytime
>>571545496Impossible because global warming is real
LET'S GO RICKEY
Fuji?
>>571545747I do this
>browsing lgbt because its pride month and im trying to be a good ally>see an uma threadwhy does this keep happening...
>>571545878let me guess, Curren was the OP image?
>>571545773Kiseki?
>>571545878Damn, popular thing gets fags talking?Who would've knownBut I should've expected an ally to be mentally handicapped
Hehe Climax King hehe
Can Currenfags please stop making threads on /lgbt/? They don't need more STDs.
happy pride (unironic)gonna check out that thread now
Did the summer cup start yet? The in game notifications don't work anymore.
>>571545824if you're going to act gay then at least do it in a more creative way.
>>57154613924th
you lied there's only an agnes thread
Sometimes the umas are just gay
>>571545747Wait a minute this isn't Feng Shui
>>571546348I think you're projecting anon, just get out of the closet it's legal for just 8 more days
>>571546309wtf is a repper
>>571546449A person who reps
>>571546449It's when you do your reps at the gym
do you guys think my danchou is gonna buy the excuse that tomorrow is round 1 of fire GW so I'm not gonna play much?
>Ryan picked a cute dress for Doberyet she can't find a good looking casual outfit for herself
Checked the time the schizo started posting
>>571546171>act gay
>>571540657Got her on March 25, and for an S rank, it was great luckshitting for me to get her about two weeks after MANTblazer launched and that she even landed on mile. Still gets frequent borrows, lowest I've seen my club points go with her was 40. Seeing as this was 3 months ago, haven't gotten as good a hit since but I expect it.
>>571545747away pedo
https://exhentai.org/g/4004409/9997f66601/
>>571546449its when you scream really loud in your head that you're not trans even though you also spend every waking moment of your life thinking that you're trans and it causes you to slowly go insane until you become one of those fat bastard looking 50 year old guys walking around walmart in a babygirl party dress.
h-hey...
>>571546558Ryan kinda has self esteem issues and thinks that cute dresses and things like that wouldn’t suit her
>>571546769Rudolf's cute face should be nowhere near a penis, yet it was
>>571547015mine was too
>>571547015It is near my penis quite often
>>571545996catty enough post that I genuinely believe you're one of them. Good work. Happy pride, queen.
>>571546769this fucking dialogue lmao
>>571546441The arc is pretty explicit with what is going on.But cope with your unvoiced careers or whatever it is you do.
>>571547198I ERP like this
if I started a run before the event ended, will my points still be counted or no
>>571546890Cute
>>571547015she's the one putting her face near my dick
>>571547207Shart Blossom will never be canon and will never get an anime
>>571547243no
This is a really good image
Point posting time, bwos. Pit posting also optional but encouraged.
>>571544547Then that means you have the very extra carats I'm talking about. Find an uma you kinda but not super badly want, and pull for them just make sure you leave enough for Daiwa and Helios
>>571544559love this artistlove my cute girl next doorsimple as
>>571543221Probably my best parent that I have, the star uma is 8 star mile with non mant grandparents tho, afraid of changing because followers are probably relying on mile sparks.
>>571547263She is
>>571547524My lowest so far at 1.05m, I just couldn't be bothered to do anything besides a McQueen run half the time, desuwa
>>571547567loved by everyone always
>>571547616Meant for >>571540657But this is the star uma in question
>>571547524I did not clear the sprinter's stakes. All this 1M points is just by doing ace attempts
>>571547524Been gluing several runs/skipping borrows recently, I think this is my lowest in recent events
>>571546890She doesn't have self esteem issues.
>>571545051
>>571547524I FUCKING HATE MANT
>>571547524>>571547908rape
>>571547385The coping and seething in action.Whatever bro I will enjoy the manga and the anime. Also btw bro, they made Nase gayer for Creek in the anime than she is in the manga.But like I said, enjoy your unvoiced careers. They are all you have and I know they are precious to you.
>>571547830>>571540657fug, image didn't attach or some reason
>>571548013I JUST REALIZED HSE HSA PAINTED NAILS CUTE
>>571547863It kind of rewires you after hitting UG, because you immediately know when the whole tempo is off and its gonna be another SS. Which is not bad but it just feels like wasted time since you already made many of them.
>only shart blossom reader ITT is the yurischizotruly the worst piece of uma media out there
>>571548234Star Blossom is good, though, so long as you don't need to self-validate through it
>>571547524I barely did sprinter stakes in time. 1 career/day with the 2x.
>>571547524>not even 2MSorry danchode this is so unbecoming of a lady (male)
cm15 status?
>>571547385bro ignore the schizo, he always spams the same nonsense
>>571548563rape rapre im gona fucking kai lle you yous tupid fuc king post ing this hsit ig et so bfuacking ,ad holytrufck
>>571548563release throne already
>>571548093Nase is as canon to umamusume as Dante is in FMA
>>571548563Throne waiting room
>>571548645you good unc?
>>571548563I'm gonna sandbag to Group B and club the shit out of seals for the 14th CM in a row.
>>571548563I'm so fucked if my Oguri Cap gets rushed or misses a heal
>>571548756I read Dante and my first thought was DMC reboot
>>571547524I took it really easy this time. Surprised I got even this high.
>>571548810Hormone treatments often cause emotional imbalances
>canonThings I agree with>not canon Things that don't confirm my biasesNaruhodo
Give me a (You) or I rape Mejiro Bright.
>>571547961Just one more month and you'll be free.>>571548528I probably could have hit 2M or at least 1.9M but I ended up sandbagging runs to end the run during Senior Year and at least 4 times during Classic Year when my stats looked terrible. Maybe next event will push me for it with the summer skins.>>571548563Full cancer with hog and 2 doms with hesitants aimed at every strategy. Good enough for round 1, I'll see if I'm encouraged enough to rebuild with Throne borrow.
>>571548492as someone who reads it biweekly, it really isn'tjust to mention, they had to forcefully shove Stay Gold in just to grab some attention to it, but the funniest part is how fans are hyping up a "nightmare arc" because Laurel broke both legs lol
>>5715485633 poorly made late surgers, as requested.
>>571549094I'll give you a (You) for you to rape her.
>>571549254I'm blessing you with an easy room and you'll win plat with this lineup
>>571549045the game is the primary source
>>571549254pretty much what I went with. lates are dogshit this cm, but I just couldn't bother putting in effort after last cm was so spectacularly a nothing despite my massive efforts
>>571549137The mangaka is a woman, after all
>>571548810I apologize for lashing out at you, Ms. Akikawa. My intention was only to let it be known that I hate your ritual post, and that you should rot in hell where you belong.Filth.
>>571548563I'll cope with this >>571537683
So when do we unlock Commander Spe?
grim
>>571549425iirc the artist is a woman but the writer is a man
>J*ps are still doing the thing where they upload their image as a video in order to avoid having some jeet using grok on their image
>>571549328Please no. I don't have a mercenary this time around to get me into A finals. If I somehow end up in A2 I'm gonna get rekt.
>steam chartlmao>>5715495473 days iirc
>>571549348Ignore the voiced events that are dates though.
>>571549550I hate MANT
>>571546769first page reminds me of the urinal meme
>>571549456oh that wasnt me
>>571549802Umapyoi with Director
>>571549795This always reminds me of"you wanna play cards?"
>>571549802I figured, so I still want them to I8DFCDKISJEGH SEIGJSUERGHUJJ XEOKIEDJ EHGIKYT FYCJ U GEJ ITS THATS TFO FUCKING NANNOYING HOLLY GFUCFK DOESNT EVNE INTERACT JUST OPSTS THEIR SHIT AND LEAVESa
>>571549572Then I can no longer think of any excuses for him
>>571548563All my aces suck ass and I don't even care anymore. We're all clowns in Xoguri's circus.
>>571549960very well then
>>571549876ningenpyoi with the director's humanko
>better golds and growths>but unique is garbage in comparisonwhat's the point
>>571550112To dilute the gacha pool with a dud.
>trying to tear down the importance of career stories>when the main reson to play is for... characters and their stories???I am confused
>>571550072>ningen
Finally, a Dia you can outrun
Why would anyone want a 3D woman? There is no umanko so why?
>>571550524Fatono Diamond...
>uma unique is usable for the next two cms>stops being able to proc it for the next yearUmazing play from Cyjews
>>571550692You rike?
>>571550451Yeah just ignore the stories told in the manga, anime, in game events and card events.Look bro, what makes (You) pathetic is you are a cheap date for Cygames. The Yuritards at least get thier content at a higher production value.
uh oh, melty
haha anon made a misspelling
pathetic bait
>star blossom >high quality product bro would drop the manga after 4 chapters if he actually read it
uh oh melty
this is you
did posts get deleted? what melty?
>>571550112Your choice between>oshi alt for variety>if all umas are good, none of them are good
melty deez nuts in your mouth
>Nothing to do>Narcolepsy hits (again)Send help, after my 8 hour nap
>>571551509digitang wouldn't say this
Lesbians aren't real and no amount of gaslighting will make me interested in your shit manga Monjūsaki
>>571551025nobody said anything about card events Blasto helping a dude get together with his uma gf was kino
Oh no! How will I cope with my 3 manga series, 4 seasons of anime, in game events and card references.
What the fuck is this going on about?
>>571551765MaNT derangement syndrome. Nonnies would rather become schizophrenic than guide their beloved trannies, er sorry, trainees, to another successful TS Climax.
>>571550451Best not to bicker with yurifags, all of their claims of "quality" and "honoring the character's stories" are pure horeshit. they do not care about anything other than seeing two girls talk at each other with no males in sight.
Call it
What the fuck is the guy that replied to me talking about?
>>571551909Kute S
>>5715521513* power and 3*medium/sprint (whichever you're grinding for)congrats anon!
>>571551696>CGBerno ends up with Kitahara and Oguri ends alone >SBboring ass manga no one cares about >S1Suzuka goes to america after a fake death and Spe ends alone>S2Teio gets over her injury and her forced rivalry with mcqueen gets completely thrown aside>S3Kita is the most straight uma imaginable and by the end every non-NPC left Tracen>RTTTsame as Star Blossom, both so bad they're not worth talking about >BOANEFuji Kiseki marries Tanabe and Pokke ends up alone for being ugly where's the yuri
>>571552151Stamina 1* Mile 2*
don't care I'm still marrying Shichi
>>571552228close enough (thanks)>>571552339
>>571552421Oh shit, that's really good
https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/I don't get it
Everytime you complain about someone being weird you get someone who's somehow even more schizophrenic who think you're on their side. Anyway, I want to fuck Wodka's dad.
>>571552191nonny derangement syndrome
i don't know who's gaslighting who anymore
What the fuck is a nonny?Can't you just say retard like a normal person? or faggot?
>>571552205Yeah :)
>>571552332Nice head canon bro. You obviously didn't read the very end of CG or watch any of the shows.You also forgot Starting Gate
>>571552776if it gets you annoyed it does a better job than calling you a retard (that's already your name)
>>571552191SEX
>>571552584she have a ring on that old torena page
>>571552965this makes me uneasy
>>571551664Having sex with Nishino, now this is cannon.
>Starting Gatenext thing you will start talking about that Haru Urara manga lol
>hmmm this card has a nice gold on its events I'll add it to my de->it's agemasen>AGEMASEN>spechud screaming gibberish at me>NO GOLD FOR YOU>agemasen>it's agemasen>AGEMASENFUCK YOU JOHN CYGAMES
is a fusu more like a cat, a fox, or an ermine
>>571552867>you forgot the slice of life manga where nothing happensand you forgot the other slice of life mangas where nothing happens, the one about food and the golshi comicnone of them end up in yuri
>>571549456pregyabe
>>571553159just a creature
>>571553159it's a race of cats, fusu is not the name but there are cats that look like that
>>571553151this was me with the bamboo memory gutsand now me again with the bakushin gutsFUCK YOU CYGAYS
>>571553151only valid schizo ragepost in these threads. god i hate these fucking cards.
>>571553029ohhhh shit she does I thought it was a flashback to the onsen event in that she talks about how the breeze can take you back to the past but now its taking her forward into the future I geddit
>>571553398>only valid schizo ragepost in these threadsHow about you post a valid schizo ragepost yourself then huh?
>>571553502daisca is offending me with her obscene tits, she should give me a reverse paizuri as compensation
>>571553585What is a reverse paizuri? Like upside down?
>>571553502I FUCKING HATE MANT WHY ISN'T THERE A FREE ENERGY GIBS EVENT BEFORE THE FIRST SUMMER CAMP THERE IS ONE FOR THE SECOND CAMP AND BEFORE THE CLIMAX RACES
umasumi
>>57155373HOLYI'm so sorry Tap, I thought you were yet another boyfag who exclusively appeals to female fans
>>571544549Lewd princess-like uma
>>571552421It should have been me...
agemasen cards are so funny to me It's like everytime you order a pizza, there's a chance to just get a single slice inside the box
>>571553981Tap is a prostitute who only races for money, she'll accept getting fucked if you pay her enough
>>571554151It will be you. You just have to stop thinking about it
>>571554428what if the thing needs a vaccination
>>571542769If she was so rich then did didn't she buy her way into the game
>>571553861Umasumi
ogurifags when explaining something:>ok so first, imagine food
boys
>>571554627>>571553739>>571554278sssssssex
You ever notice how often troonposting and fillyposting start at the same exact time?
no
>>571554760What about it?
>>571553151>Save for months on end so you can get 5 copies of a card>Card doesn't even work most of the timeInsanity.
Next bread will burn
>>571554820>hearing her sister when she's having sex
>>571554648yes, and?
Semen status: retained
>>571542557Kita was made to fuck Rickey's son (who was 'trained' by his mother for that moment exactly) as a coping mechanism from losing her trainer to an unknown illness (Rickey offered her son to Kita btw)
HELP I cannot stop having sex fantasies about umas even though they are wholly uninterested in men
>>571554820Many are saying this
He is back to the usual lol
>>571554976please helupu
I love Rice
>>571554974>childhood friend offers you to have sex with her firstborn hot
>>571555173I never know if I want to be Mackie or Teio
Bloblos
You can't even train an uma
>>571554820>"Rape him, Ayabe-chan."<"Sis, please sto-">"You just saw him hours ago acting shy with a human woman. Rape him."<"....okay."
>>571553162Sorry they didn't have a gun or a ball for you
>>571555178Had a friend who was talking about downloading and jerking it to a lot of Tracer porn when the game intially came out. He said when they revealed she was lesbian later it made the straight porn of her that he had hotter. Something to think about
>>571554660Boy love
>>571555298>right ear charm
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>571555494Just use the sash dupe glitch.
>>571555410tracer is such an annoying westslop cunt so it's no wonder somebody would want to hatefap to her, but all umas are way too precious to hurt their feelings
>>571555507BLND
>>571555549Elaborate
>>571555137Just read that doujin. I know jackshit about moonrunes so I assumed it was a staff raping Kingu because he thought he was catching straws from her haughty ojou character. Thank god it was just her trainer being an absolute dumbfuck.
>>571555276
>>571542769her family lives in Nagoya, that's all
>>571555624[BFSX]?
>>571555670why didn't this fag go after ryan or biko pegasus? why did he have to ruin a sexy mare?
>>571555649You hack into Cygames' servers and find the database entry where your sash counts are stored. Then you use normal database update commands to double each of the counts. The game will seem to "glitch" in a way that reflects a duplication of each of your sashes.
>>571555789>>571555789bake
>>571555783gotcha
>>571555768コネクト
any proper bake?
do it yourself if you are going to throw a tantrum again
We really using that forced parody bake? Someone bake
I swear to fucking God you do it every time on purpose. You're supposed to scroll down to read the damn thread.
Give an image if you fags don't want to proper bake while other bake is still early and janny can delete the other one
Why cant>>571556141>>571556319faggots learn to bake themselves? are they retarded or what
>>571557005>>571557005>>571557005Proper Fine bread
>>571553680paizuri is when a woman rubs her tits on a man's dickreverse paizuri is obviously the opposite
>>571553680In regular paizuri, the tip of your dick points towards her face. In reverse paizuri, your dick points towards her stomach. This means that depending on position, she can rim you or suck your balls while paizuri is happening.
