Tropical Weather Edition>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/667242081733838158>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>571528035
>>571528035NEW THREAD
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>>571619625um
Silver is officially the worst hero in the game
>when he pulls out the slowing hex
>>571619894Deserves to be worse
All leaks are FAKE
>try to play a different character>matchmaking spazzes out and start putting people between Archon and Ascendant in your lobbys>goes back to playing the same 3 characters
Death to the wicked.
>>571619516rape
Reminder that tankbuster is a streamer psyop. They choose it on purpose because it stops working at low hp=longer low hp fights= more tense clipsDon't let them manipulate you
>they changed statlocker ui AGAINare these retards just throwing shit at the wall atp or what?
>>571620298Evidence #69420 that per hero mmr is retarded
>>571620623>added your soul networthFUCKING RUINED!
>>571620623they added this in the cogwheel settings button>Classic match cards(Pre-redesign layout)
>>571620623Why change what worked perfectly, did anyone ever complain about the old UI?
>>571620229where are the leaks saar
FLIP FLOPPIN' TRANNY DEAD COCK
>>571620771anon they've always had soul networth in the ui...
>>571620191She deserves to be the best hero for once
>>571621506anon-kun...
>>571621506retard-kun...
>>571621546>>571621714SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
>>571620962Why you love trannies so much anon?
>>571621764
what are the best heroes to learn fundamentals of the game with?
>>571625558AbramsInfernusIvy
>>571625558Seven because the most fundamental skill is picking the broken heroes
>>571625558bebop but unironically
>>571625558Infernus (very easy to build and farm with, good escape, impactful teamfight ult)Abrams (forgiving laning but you will get raped without proper positioning and map knowledge)Mo&Krill (high sustain in lane and easy to have an impact: just use combo on the good targets)
This is what Vindicta should've looked like
>>571626138I agree if you meant to post Zhao instead
>>571620510in theory it should deal like 27%-ish hp if three people buy and employ it perfectlysounds good on paper - but in practice, engagements are way too chaotic that you'll be lucky to get half off thatplus, how much of that actually contributes to a kill or creating space is even lower, so...it's just a fluff item like Torment Pulse
>>571626135>Moidk man Mo lane is kinda tricky and you feel super helpless.
You buy Tankbuster because it always procs Spirit Burn, dummies
>>571625558the green names used to be tagged with "new player friendly". I generally agree with that.
>>571626138i love Calico but someone mentioned egyptian catgirls and now i fvcking NEED it
Dlg approved guide to tankbuster1. Does your hero have an execute?2. If not, dont buy tankbusterMystic burst is still good btw just dont upgrade it
>>571627094>egyptian catgirls
>>571625558VyperSinclairHoliday
>>571627371this looks fucking retarded
>>571627283Trvke buy Torment Pulse instead
>>571627371tranime fags are so pathetic lmao
>>571627607Calico is no better
>tankbuster is le bad because you cant use it to steal kills anymorelollmao even
>>571620079You've made this joke before
>>571627371>nobody ever makes Argentinian gecko girls
>>571627763i prefer calico to that because at least her dogshit design turns away tasteless gachaniggers alongside everyone else
20k lashsiphon merc mag no greens wraithbomb geist3 games executed... they call me the sheriff of archon... i give literally no fucks..
>>571627283>Mystic burst is still good btw just dont upgrade itJust buy headshot booster if you're going to do this
>>571625558Abrams is the most important character in the game to start with in my opinion because he teaches you just how valuable team play and a smart frontline is, you can turn around the most dogshit matches in the game by picking good fights and communicating with your team.
Its over
>another 1 hour game because of 100k heals remevery fucking patch they fuck something up so even if they fix everything else the game still remains in a dogshit piece of shit state
>>571627371ough... this but less gachafied
>>571627774I see your Strawman and accept your concession
i love victor
>>571627763Retard
>Tune into metro>Not even 2 seconds in he openly admits his 2 smurfs are banned until later today due to him abandoning >"No I will not play doorman I have self respect"Holy shit this guy is such a lolcow
>pick up 3 fast kills in lane as bebop>our mcgin is seething on voice chat at our grey talon>he comes to mid and feeds 5 deaths>holliday gets mega fed and hits me with 1k barrelsthank you once again organic matchmaking
Calico should be something like this with a Nouveau Egyptian revivalist motiff and renamed to Sphynx. She can stay black just make her darker and change her facial structure to be more east african.
>>571628549she should go easy with that bun...
Why do people ever buy cultist when egg exists? It gives more value, it's way cheaper, and frees up your time because you can just clear waves and do boxes instead. I'm convinced if you are buying cultist you might just be throwing.
calico is not even egyptian, she just has an sphynx cat and likes cats in generalyou should be asking her to be a catgirl
>>571630606>gun investment econ item that gives health and lets you steal a big creep from the enemies side of the map in one secondit's good on spirit-leaning hybrid builds
>>571631129Better to get real gun item imho
>>571630254>>571628549https://www.healthline.com/health/traction-alopeciaFound out about this last week.It's kinda weird how the body responds to that.It's also weird how minoxidil is a potassium channel opener, and we've recently proved that bioelectric fields help the body plan out large structures (e.g. fuck with a worm's electric fields and you can make it grow 4 heads in a cross shape), it's not just genes.
I'm just going to high prio graves until she stops giving me free wins
>>571631286specific example where it's best on is pocket, and you see it on him all the time
>>571631129>Literally everyone I've seen buy it only takes creeps from our side and have full gun investAh so it's a retard trap
oh yeah this is a totally fair lineup>venator ragequits on first urn fightwell at least only 27 mins was wasted
>>571631428I know, its just pocket doesnt really need help in the soul department imo and would be better with a pointblank or burstfire for his comboTo me Cultist is definitely the " spirit" soul gen item because its very quick and cd based like spirit nukers would be. Egg is the "afk gun carry" variant and brooling vit chads go trophy
Every time I have to fix waves or clear a camp I think to myself"Man I could be brooling someone right now..."Sinners are based, though. Really should just replace the whole jungle with sinners.
>support rem decides to run into frontline to throw a single pillow doing 300 damage and gets vaporized by seven/vindicta
>>571632091burst fire won't help you take a walkerpoint blank is good but the free souls from cultist and the stats that make it a diet green/purple item make it better
>That's my secret Detective... I'm always angry.
>>571632779What's a support Rem? Mine all go Glass Cannon
why do people want rat hero when Rem alreayd scurries around NYC like a fucking rodent?
>>571630606it's not really a "enable you to farm camps" item it's a "farm even harder" item, you need to consider it'll allow you to clear waves faster to have more time to do camps and it'll also make those camps quicker so you take less damage and can go back to your lanenothing is stopping you from doing boxes like you do with egg if you build cultist with that extra time, so the value isn't just the bonus souls it gives you it's much more, specially if you want both gun damage, range and investment, your other option for all of those is ballistic enchantment
>>571633309We want squirrel hero
>>571633309To turn Rem into pulled and shredded Rem whenever he dares enter my domain.
>>571633309I just want more small heroes with tunnel accessMo&Krill tunnel access is kind of a jokeand then there's just Calico but it's still cooldown reliant. she's only part time small
>>571632925If pocket has to get the walker then you have some bigger problems
>>571633231Rem is the best glass cannon userHe has the lowest hp therefore the penalty is smallest on him in nominal terms
>>571633446Thats a good observation, ballistic mogs the shit out of cultist
cultists i free money :3
>>571632091>To me Cultist is definitely the " spirit" soul gen item because its very quick and cd based like spirit nukers would beis this implying you rush Superior Cooldown for more casts/uptime?because barely anything about Sacrifice benefits spirit heroes and 3,200 souls solely for gun investment and a substantially worse Expansion is meme tier
>>571634156not really you only get those effects on a single ability and if it's single target or can't be spammed you'll get less weapon damage than cultist after a few boons
>>571634640I just meant in the functionality not the stats, you go into enemy jungle, use the cd, and get out. Very similar to a spirit playstyle
Why do more people not buy egg? It's essentially a completely protected stack of sinner buffs and the only draw back is you set yourself back 800 souls in the laning phase which is arguably the least important part of the game.
>>571633836before they nerfed it recently he was really good at it, you could just dump ult and nuke towers down before fucking off with coat. especially in the time before time when majestic leap was good and every pocket bought it
>>571634880Yes really, take pocket for example, you only really need range on suitcase, it also reloads so you can use the +weap right awayIf its a single target then you dont need range either
>>571631780They have 3 F tier heroes Graves, Drifter and Mina, why are you complaining?
>>571634957>he sold?
>>571635045>range isn't useful on frog AIDScome on now, you're going to want expansion instead so you get good range on everything and cover up your innate negative resists better
>>571635507yeah and only greater expansion works on items like cf/arctic blast
>>571634957In ranks that matter it's the most important. Good players can snowball lane leads into match wins by winning lane, taking objectives, ganking other lanes, and invading jungles for farm. You only buy urn in lanes you have no chance of winning in hopes of mitigating the damage and praying they make a mistake. Or alternatively, if your lane opponents are so trash you can egg and still beat them than I suppose egg is good there too.
>>571635507Its w/e, long ass cd >>571635645Ive never seen expanded artic matter
>>571634957it's not THAT much value, yeah it pays for itself relatively quickly, but it pays what a tier 2 item total
>>571636248the souls are not the main value, the perma buffs are the main value, it not only pays for itself, and pays for another item, but if popped past 10 minutes it gives very valuable perma buffs.
>oh hey i ranked up i wonder what the next match is gonna be like>enemies getting boosted by smurfing 23/0 eternus sinclair>all 6 enemies buy curse and one of unstop/divbar
Do we have any fucking clue when the next update is? I feel like it's been forever
>>571636171>>571635045>instead of spending 2400 souls on the dedicated range item you should buy an item with no stats until you hit people with your suitcase aoeThat's retarded.
>>571636482So I did the math and if you crack egg open at around 20 minutes you receive around 5 to 6 entire completed sinners worth of perma buffs, if you do not buy egg you are throwing.
>>571636852August or September, they having summer break now
Tried VindictaThere is no fucking way people who play her are not using aimbot
>>571636482depends if you want all of them, yeah they're nice to have but what are you going to so with ammo gun and a bit of health on minai'm sure you can find some jars laying around for those
>>571636867The dedicated range item doesnt matter for anything besides suitcase. Keep using cucks sacrifice idc
>>571637220>what are you going to do with health and ammo on mina
>>571636887the buffs scale again after 30 minutesnever sell
>>571636779>enemy team has goatse specialists that instantly no-sell every attempt at a counter>my team has a vindicta that doesn't even know how to parry, let alone what counterspell is
getting tired of seeing bad players on my team and then checking their account to see all their heroes at 48% winrate or less and a big old 65+% winrate on graves
I think it is fair to abandon match if you have a drifter on your team.
>>571637380a 4.8k gun investment on mina gives her 3 damage per shoteach ammo buff gives her one more bullet totaling an amazing 14 total (she already builds quicksilver)each health boon is 25 health (she lost 5 of those last patch)2% fire rate is 10% of swift strikeyou're the tankbuster retard aren't you
>>571637819>lose>immediately check your teammates match history instead of moving on like a sane person
>>571638051t. graves player
>>571638009How much dmg do i do if i build phantomstrike on mina
>>571638009No thats me but health is unironically good on mina because its flat and her base is low
>>571638108jokes on you I have a 20% graves winrate
>>5716380091. You aren't going to get only bullet buffs that is not possible2. My point was that even though they aren't super helpful health and extra ammo are always nice ON EVERYONE NO MATTER WHAT3. Love bites proc on her bullets retardBut yeah keep just assuming retarded shit cuz that's what retards do I guess. Egg haters not looking so hot now.
>>571634957i thought you'd only buy egg when you are up against a favourable lane matchup
>>571639180I think you should always buy it unless you're a giga farming m1gger
>>571639180you buy it when you want to fuck off for the first 10+ minutes and hope your team can win without you, and if they haven't completely thrown the match maybe you'll have an impact later.
>>571639320Thats the only ones I buy it on, if you play anything else you are gonna be fighting more and the damage penalty sucksIf you are just sidelane farming then the dmg penalty is just slightly slower farm instead of death
Why do I have 3 russians on my team when I'm in Ohio
>>571641324skibidi
>>571641324Believe me it's better than having 12 Russians in the entire match
FUCK kelvin's ult, I hate it so god damn much.It's NEVER helpful in any situational. It's always in the fucking wayThat Ice Dome needs to altered somehow because in its current form, its detrimental to the team 100% of the time. Maybe make it so allies can at least shoot into it or something.I'd rather have kelvin be on the enemy team than be an ally. His terribly design ult can drag them down instead.
>fighting enemy in our jungle>see my teammate farming a JUNGLE CAMP right next to me>comm out to come help >another enemy player shows up>GT with half hp hit me with an arrow>enemy kills me but is critical hp>nah dude I can't fight I need to farm!>fast forward>the same guy who told me he needs to farm is getting jumped>types and asks why I didnt help>told him I need to farm>OMG x is throwingDespite losing the game interaction like this always make up for it. Making someone else mad is so fun!!
>>571641324don't worry it happens the other way around too. i've had many matches where permayapping americans go NO WAY BROOO WHY DO I HAVE 200 PING WAIT IS THIS EU AIN'T NO WAY BRUHHand games where it puts me, a nordic, and 11 russians+poles into madrid servers, at the opposite corner of europe. so literally every single player in the lobby has 70+ ping. this has happened over a dozen times already. all cyrillic or polish names, not a single mediterranean on either team, on madrid servers.recently i had a stockholm server game where a confused chink was complaining about matchmaking. according to statlocker he's eternus. he was in an eu oracle lobby. he insisted with very broken english that he was not vpning.
>>571642115>WHY DO I HAVE 200 PINGHow is that possible?I have to wait 20 minutes to find a game and it's only Russian servers with 100 ping
>>571641873>kelvin ults>catches 2 allies and an enemy>it's a billy>he kills you and kelvin>leaves full HP
>>571642358i don't remember the exact numbers. 100-160 makes sense from NA to EU. maybe 80-100 from NY, but i imagine the ping would reach near 180 or higher from seattle or LA. also you might be in madrid servers, i don't think this game has moscow servers or the game would've put me there already. like i said the game puts russians and other eastern euros in madrid servers all the time for some reason
>>571620510it doesnt stop working at low hp moron it still adds bonus damage how do you people come up with this shit lmao
>>571642627The rest of Kelvin is honestly fine but they gotta do something about this ult
>>571642817Go read the item bozo
>>571642960Give him a global snow storm ability.
>>571642960they should give him luna snow's ult
>>571633463Never happening because we have Rem
Where is the dragon hero?
>>571619894I just wanted to play the cute wolf. I didnt ask for this tranny headcannon and resulting dedicated "Silver is S+++ tier nerf this bitch yesterday" psyop.
>>571641620>12cto?
*browns myself*
>>571643303>165 damageoh you're retarded..
>>571642960Make him encase an ally or himself (alt-cast) in frost armor reducing damage taken by 10%, increases armor/spirit resist by 10%, slows enemy around target by -15%, and deals damage to targets in a circle.
Where is the Syamiko hero?
Why are ivy players like that?
Does anybody have a pic of Venator choking Mina? I've seen it posted here before plsthnx
this has to be the most beautiful engage ever
I wish spirit had a Blood Tribute-like item but instead we get abysmal dogshit like decay and tankbuster
WARNING DON'T LOOK AAAHHHH!!!
>weebslop
maurice and i are ready to say hello in the most violent way possible
People that say tank buster is bad are also the same type of people that buy health items instead of resistance on mokrill.
>>571645470the only health item in this game is fortitude retard
Tankbuster is only """"OK"""" at best when paired with mystic reverb, never buy that shit individuallySame for torment pulse, only ever buy that after you got EE
>>571641873I saw a kelvin once that kept panic ulting when he was low HP. He trapped himself with the enemy and died at least 3 times. I have no idea what his master plan was.
>>571645651>what is extra health and its upgrades>what is spirit/bullet lifesteal and its upgrades>what is debuff reducer/spellbreaker>what is counter spell>what is life strike>what is veil walker>what is cheat death>what is inhibitor>what is plated armor>what is unstoppable
>>571645651SeekerGOD please start reading item descriptions
what are peoples thoughts on solo kill souls? i have extensive moba experience, but i typically play tank/frontline/pick sort of heroes, so if i am getting a kill it is usually in either a teamfight situation or one where i have a numbers advantage. i am not often solo pushing or trying to duel. because of this, i feel like i almost never get into a situation where i am "way ahead". coming from dota, this feels flipped on its head. in dota, i play pos 3, where i try to win my lane against the pos 1. if i win, it is usually enough of a head start for me to snowball EITHER by farming OR by roaming. i dont feel like i have this as an option in deadlock, because it seems the only way to get very far ahead is either by solo kills or solo walker takes.i think the nature of this fundamentally breaks the game sometimes. typically the only heroes you see getting way ahead are ones that are good at either solo kills or solo pushes - wraith, haze, seven, yamato, etc etc - supports, tanks, and initiators arent given the chance to shine unless you are so far up it doesnt even matter.
Kelvins ult should also damage enemies so it stops being a complete meme.
>>571647395Did the Mo pick give it away?
>>571628929>nah I'm not gonna curse rem and focus him before he jumps around 12 times >nor will I buy any anti heal>wow 100k healing only have yourself to blame hero is shit
>Do a little poke>My HERO Tankbuster makes it trigger Spirit Burn and Healbane>Rem heals for 0 and the target dies, now he's defenseless tooLook who's crawling back...
https://files.catbox.moe/u6thjq.mp4What do we think about this?
>>571632526>Really should just replace the whole jungle with sinners.Yeah okay Rem.>>571641873>Maybe make it so allies can at least shoot into it or something.Do you realise how AIDS that would be to play against?>dome someone>warp stone out at the same time>now get to just rape them for 7 seconds and they don't get to do anything backhmmm...
>>571647395holy fricken owned!!!! gottem!!!!! he should call him epstein too and say he went to the island XD
>>571647841>no cookiewhat do you fucking think
>>571647993people replaced the word faggot with pedo and the word nigger with jew. they were afraid to say the other words and this is their safe edgy way of talking shit. it's kinda gay.
i havent played in weeks but i watch metro every day, his suffering entertains me greatly
You will never be a real unicorn
>>571648204I havent even tried it with deadlock but I assume saying nigger gets you auto chat restricted because I rarely see people type it.
>>571648335I have typed it so many fucking times and never been immediately actioned. There might be automated thresholds but you don't just immediately get banned for saying nigger. Now if you said it every game for like 20 games in a row maybe you pick up enough reports then. But saying it here and there to rip into actual niggers? No one will give enough fucks.
>i havent played in weeks but i watch metro every day, his suffering entertains me greatly
>>571648204you'd think it's their first time hearing about Jeffrey Epstein like he hasn't been around for 10 fucking yearsi remember when he was alive
at what point do the forced 50/50 agents show up
>>571648334Its crazy how molestable they mad graves.
>>571648317I will never understand the lack of self awareness you have to be on to not get that this is why your entire audience watches.
>>571644995Ruined by your shit taste in mods.
>>571648565>Drifter mainYou're the forced 50 agent.
>>571642115It’s weird. I’m EU and play late at night but I never get send to NA servers, only see NA players sent to EUI’m about as western as Europe gets
>hit eternus 5>queue anxiety hits hardI'm just one rank off but I feel like it's gonna go badly somehow
>Grey Talon sees higher pickrate amongst the (((pros)))>sudden influx of toxic shitters picking him and melting over the most inconsequential thingsnooticing
>>571647841>human pussynah
>>571648775then why am I sitting at a 70% winrate
>>571648540he permabanned me because i said his gray talon was at the shop when he went in 2v1 and did a bad trade, guy just wants an echo chamber to complain and reinforce his own shitty opinions.
So when are the reworking calico?
why is it that no matter how many times I queue, I always get retarded nigger teamates that dont know what they're doing?
any tips from eternus gamers on things to work on to help get from ascendant to eternus
Holy shit lighting scroll is such a shit item why does it have a 3 second delay, its just going to get counter spelled,unstoppable ect... every single time.
Rem is a perfectly balanced character and I wish Ivy and Lash were better balanced
>>571649615>feet>not pawsNot canon also gay
>>571649307That hat is way too cool for deadslop
I cant remember the last time someone bought an active spirit item that isn't cold front or ethereal shift, literally all the other actives may as well be deleted
>>571649615>Feet faggotryWhy? Silver's most erotic aspect is the possibility of head pats and belly rubs
>>571650010>cute fanart of a plausible character interaction that isn't gay shippingI wish this wasn't so rare
>>571649396look at your mini map and actually declare things to your team>wave crashing in yellow>I'm going to do X>camps spawning>buff wave>sinners soon>urn fight soon>we should fight over objective because enemy lacks cooldowns and we're stronger>we should back he's too tanky they'll respawn and back him up before we kill him>yamato save your ult for midetc etc etcit's built up game sense and then communicating it with your team. you need to be more aware and realise there's more openings in your game than you do now.
>>571649307>Trap is conjured from the hand on his beltI'm glad that someone else had the same idea I had a year and a half ago.
>first the new low-violence strings and changes for the chinese>now thisis the official release (or open beta) releasing soon?
>>571649819holy self report. hex is strong as fuck. I literally build it 3rd item every game.
>>571650717it's sorta embarrassing we're not already in open beta
well?
I play with a friend who misses all of his shots, and feels like you're alone in lane because somehow he just isn't good at all. I had him switch to victor and now we are on a massive win streak, and he's been getting MVP a few times. Thank you aura of suffering
>>571650938about three fiddy
>>571650546yeah i mostly do these, in fact i am mostly the only one on my team doing this in many games.thanks anon. probably some skill issue still there on my end for the final push to e1
>>571650709is that just a huge arm of Vindicta?
>>571650938this is a good meme because no calico player in the world would ever frontline for you or interact in lane. they want you to get people low for them so they can dash in press ult and take your kills. and then they just dash out and leave.
>>571651078Item that forces the enemy into a skimpy outfit when? Oh and it can also lower bullet/spirit resistance or something
>>571645651if only there was an item that gave +25% base hp hmh...
>>571651061you basically need to try direct every team if no one else is giving decent shotcalls so there's some sense of cohesion. coordinated team will win against an uncoordinated team every time.
>>571651078No, that's the current Warden's caged hand.
>>571651061if someone is giving me constructive criticism and making shot calls I will listen and die for youbut if you are being a faggot about it I will purposely ignore you
Daily reminder if you play geist you are a boosted faggot who is not skilled at deadlock.
>>571626138If you mean she should have been more scantily clad then ehh, wouldn't have fit her lore but whatever.Her design is pretty hot though if crying mascara and the like do it for you
>>571649615why does she look so boggedwhy is she orange DrHouse.jpg>>571651001we need melee heroes because my aim is dog>>571651128vro i need those bounty souls...
Daily reminder if you play rem you are a valued member of the team who is skilled at deadlock (If you don't pick gun rem)
>>571651646i can smell the ozone already
>>571641873reminds me of this >rushing walker>ally kelvin domes a guy that's about to bleed to death>blocks all safe shooting angles>enemy back up zip line in just in time to save the walker
Daily reminder that if you're on my team and we're wining than you're ok and cool. Also a reminder that if you're on my team and we're losing it's all your fault (yes even me going 0/10 in lane) and you should kys
Valve is cooking
>>571626138>Mishmash of random tacticool slopsoulless design
>>571652247it's so they can file copyright takedown videos on the upcoming "why deadlock went into eos" videos. saving face
>>571652247The Rothschilds won't allow this
>>571651815Last night the Abrams on my team got a solo kill on Rem, all-chatted "You just got killed by a lesbian, happy pride month", then Rem jungled for the next 15 minutes and hatecrimed the Abrams, killing her 11 times. Gun Rem is based.
>>571652036yeah as a Kelvin main his ult is so weird, it goes from being just a mid catch ability that doesn't really help your fight (it only heals 90hp per second until maxed out), but then when you invest the final ap upgrade it becomes disgusting.I had a game the other night where I was able to dome and secure 3 kills in a tied match but still had a mcginnis screaming at me saying it was a terrible dome even though it won the game
>>571652247Deadlock release announcement at TI?
>>571652247deadlock.com goes to some faggots rust game cord website how much will valve sue xhem for?
rem should look like this
>>571652881Why are men on this list?
>>571653080rem more like plap'em
>>571653114>he doesn't know
I'm tired of carrying retard teamates that refuse to listen to any calls whatsoever.I let them know 25 seconds ahead of time that green walker is about to be assailed by 3 niggers.Spamming the walker with everything I have to get their attention.>residentsleeper>die alongside walker'>"why didn't you say something?"IM GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE!!!WHY THE FUCK DOES MY TEAMATE'S INEPTITUDE REFLECT ON MY RANK!?WHY THE FUCK AM I STUCK WITH THESE NIGGERS!?IM TIRED OF WASTING MY FUCKING TIME PLAYING THIS SHIT JUST FOR THE SAME FUCKING RESULT TO OCCUR EVERY FUCKING GAME!!!!
>when you get back from a long day of work and have to play deadlock
>>571652502Wow, the one (1) useful gun rem to ever live. Happy for him, but 99% of all gun rem builders can't actually play gun rem if their life depended on it (it does)
>>571653343all me btw
Amazing how Holliday still hasn't been hotfix nerfed already
>>571648921i reached e6 recently and felt this too you just have to accept that you arent going to move anywhere if you dont play
>>571654161She's not S+++ tier like Silver
>melee Geist>melee Rem>Greenbop>Gun Talon>Sharpshooter Express Shot Billy>Punchadox>Split Shot Viscous >Blood Tribute HazeThese are the builds I've been maining and I've maintained an easy -12.43 kda using them
>>571654369Greenbop is optimal
>>571654369>sharpshooter express shot billydid you mean to type another hero name in here?
>all three of your towers are gone before 15 mins>down 20k souls>team keeps tryingniggaz i want to play the game not die for 20 mins
"you used a cheat item" says the dead apollo that dove meit was Grit. does he have a valid claim?
>>571654412did you draw this?
>>571655081Tell him to cheat too
>>571655281Its from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5k9u2mm6wA
cant wait for 2030 when they finally give shiv any consistent lore
>>571655947>He is a HIV and rabies riddled magic monkey that the patron gave a bunch of knives to
>>571655947>2030 Shiv lore: "This nigga stabbed a nigga with a Shiv"
>bug right now where if GT hits Lash with his arrow mid-slam it cancels it. These devs fucking suck honestly. The only character's the work are the metaslop while everyone else just gets raped in a closet.
Holy shit mirage is so OP
They should add a bug hero and his ult makes it look like your PC is having a stroke with a fake blue screen
>seeker 5>know for a fact my next game will be a lossWish I knew Yoshi's address so I can mail him a pipebomb
they should add a fox hero that is lazy and likes to nap
They should add little girls...
>>571650010>all four of wraith's arms emotingcute
when's deadlock vr for the steam frame
>>571655653Thanks for sharing
>>571644118>tankbuster buyer cant readChecks out
>>571658552I accept your concession.
>>571652247>Minimum 30 days until next updateAAAAAAAH.
>>571657573ok as long as they look like a literal fox and not like that anime whore you posted
Always buy:NutbusterDegayCockdownDispel Magic
had 3 good games today, decided to play last one for todayI wish I just went to bedgames like these are hell
thinking about playing deadlock :)playing deadlock :(
>>571659415thinking about playing with my balls :)playing with my balls :)
>>571659549seven.....
>>571657573>likes to napwho's gonna tell em?
would vampires even be able to feel warm or sweat?
>enemy has silver>get free winL O LS tier hero by the way LMAO
>>571651484yeah just be like "hey x no flame I think if you get unstoppable we can win"
>sharpshooter also affects wraith's full auto, merc mag spirit bullets, and tesla/capacitor procs despite all 3 being spirit damagebe honest how many of you already knew this
>>571660012>enemy has silver>4 of your teammates are braindead browns>silver is 6/0 twelve minutes in
Anyone got an apollo build to try out while im stuck down here in nigeeker?
>>571659857Entirely depends on what you base vampire on. Is it old folklore or modern representation?Nowadays they are portrayed as immortal noble fuckers, like some elves. But originally they were rotting ghoul corpses.
>>571654252I managed to play two games today. got over that first game in e5 hump.
>>571660186>>silver is 6/0 twelve minutes inCompletely irrelevant, the hero can be 15/0 at 10 minutes and still lose, the hero does literally nothing with a lead.
Remove Celeste's cooldown, it's dishonest and has no counter (no, becoming isolated during a teamfight isn't a counter).
>6 game win streakI'm fucking scared to press the queue buttonYoshi's preparing a big one
>sinclair bannedwho the fuck bans the weakest hero in dea->see doorman on my teamof course! how silly of me!
>>571660394>Remove Celeste's cooldown, it's dishonest and has no counter?
>>571619516>upper torso of a man + tits, midsection of a petite 10 year oldouch my anatomy
>>571660439And you just know it'll be a shitshow loss that drops you 3-4 ranks.
>>571660128I knew it worked on tesla at least.
Newfriend hereI have about 260ish hours in the game, never played mobas before, 99% of the games were on Punch/Melee Viscous and I'm in Arcanist. Is this about what you'd expect from the hours and character or do I just suck?I think I would've been higher up by now but just this last week I got cursed and went on an unironic 18 game losing streak (with a few wins in between so not exactly a streak but whatever) and eventually dropped from Arcanist 5 to Seeker 4 and had to climb back up.Newfriend hereI have about 260ish hours in the game, never played mobas before, 99% of the games were on Punch/Melee Viscous and I'm in Arcanist. Is this about what you'd expect from the hours and character or do I just suck?I think I would've been higher up by now but just this last week I got cursed and went on an unironic 18 game losing streak (with a few wins in between so not exactly a streak but whatever) and eventually dropped from Arcanist 5 to Seeker 4 and had to climb back up.Partially chasing ranks for the dopamine hit but mostly really don't want to play with braindead turd worlders in low elo
>>571625558Always only play meta heroes.go to statlocker, look at their tierlist for your rank +1 and do S or A tier only
>>571660828Punch Viscous sucks, play splatter instead.Punch Viscous sucks, play splatter instead.
>>571660351as the game goes on your brown teammates don't stop being brown, anon. they still won't buy counter items or just walk away when she transforms. silver with a lead doesn't work against normal humans, but browns...
>>571660828it's 300 now retardand not viscous
>>571660828>Im retarded and phoneposting I dunno how that happened
>>571660828I'm sure an eternus smurf could carry shitlow lobbies with punch viscous just from the utility value that ability gives but it's a very weak build that has been giganerfed so yes you're handicapping yourself pretty bad
>>571660828you fucked up your copy pasta retarded nigger faggot
>tfw two of your other lanes get fed so everyone just focuses you and your former lanemate in every goddamn fight because you're the easiest to killI hate this
>>571655081>heavy melee enemy 5 times in a row>parries me on the 6thfucking cheats
>>571660965As bad as your teammates are, Silver just does nothing after 15 minutes. No matter how fed or good the player is you can't make up for the fundamental flaws in the hero.
>>571625558most people will tell you Abrams and Infernus for good reasons
what do you realistically do at this point besides sit afk?
>>571660965I am pretty sure you could train a chimpanzee to win against late game Silver
>>571661349Turtle and wait for them to go for mid boss when you are all alive and ambush them obvisouly
>>571661304>>571625558I actually strongly disagree about Infernus. Dash is such utter get-out-of-jail-free bullshit he'll teach you a million bad positioning habits if you start with him.
>>571661349>your team is dying 2 times a minutehow is this even humanly possible?
>>571661542>>571661704sorry i think i will actually sit afk and send out an owl every 30 sec instead
>>571661704discord smurf stack vs browns and vtuber foids
>>571656529check replay and see is he throwing trap and shooting that it's an aoe curse. just curious. it is bullshit.
https://files.catbox.moe/4rfgrb.mp4
>>571661860I will never understand why people insist on arguing who sucks less
>>571661930Whisper in this comic is probably basically your silent teammate who has a dogshit build but still goes 18-1
>>571661860Out of 28 kills by your team, you had 6 participations.
>down for maintainanceAIEEEE!!!
>>571661578am i playing him wrong by using it as a damage ability/area denial and a quicker way to get my napalm off more than an escape tool?
>>571661860What the fuckI would abandon
>game ends>leave>match in progressi better not get a ban for this faggot shit
>>571662235
>>571662208No, it's both. Sometimes even in the same cast.
>>571662047Melee hit detection
>>571658975This feels like "pretending to be retarded" trolling but ill bite165 is the damage your spell has to do to proc it. 40 is from mystic burst. The only thing tankbuster is giving you over mystic burst is 8% current hp damage. Current hp damage becomes less effective if the target has less hp. For example against a 300 hp target with an exactly 165 damage ability, you are doing 165+40+(300×0.08). Tankbuster is doing a whopping +24 damage and leaving the target alive. I accept your concession
>>571660128I knew it from vindicta flight and the various splitpushing builds (its good for splitpushing)
does maintenance usually take this long?
>>571662640>the anti-tank item only does alot of damage against targets with high hpYeah now shit
>>571662842>now shitok I shit myself now what
They are removing Silver from the game
He said it doesnt stop working at low hp, I showed it does>>571642817>>571662842
Update doko?
>>571662640Yeah its almost like you buy tank buster to deal alot of damage against high health enemies and not low health ones.
>>571662912They did that like two weeks ago my dude
>>571662053>>571662218im at fault apparentlyit took them getting rejuv twice btw for them to end
>>571663034no the item is still working as intended.
>>571663089You buy tankbuster if you want to lose, its shit winrateGood players lock in when low hp and you take your foot off the gas with tankbuster
I want a character that's sexy like mina but takes the skill of warden or mo so I can actually play them and not feed
>>571663245tankbuster is shit. if you want to do extra damage with your burst spells you just get reverb.
>>571663037up my asslemme squeeze it out hang on
>>571663347Shame such a character doesn't exist yet.
Does/dlg/ think there will ever be a TI equivalent to deadlock.
>>571663245>Good players lock in when low hp and you take your foot off the gas with tankbusterMore like your seeker low so you dont know how to secure kills, there is a reason tankbusters winrate goes up the higher you climb.
>>571663430wow its like a yoshi egg
>>571663524hot and steamy
>>571663486another website?let's toss it in the OP!
>>571663486Ok now let's compare that to the other spirit t3.... I have thought about this way longer than you have
Tankbuster+spirit burn is literally the most broken combo in the game.
>>571663613haha what do you think it smells like haha
>>571664046>24% buy rate with a 50% winrateWhere are the tank buster nerfs?
>>571664226it was nerfed, it used to do % of max health.
>>571660558Doorman mains are some of the most evil people to ever exist.
>>571664072>spirit bu- *dispelled*another 6.4k scam
>>571660439I went on a 6 game winstreak last weekend and somehow I've still been 50/50 ever since. I'm still fucking scared I'm gonna get gaped soon.
>>571664226Right after the expansion duration and cooldown nerfs
Should I buy stuff like knockdown/slowing hex when playing carry or that should be a job for supports?
>>571664629hex ain't a bad idea. pretty cheap for how good it is.
>>571661860I hate Gray Talon players. They don't realise they're bad because theyre playing a back line princess who can just run away and never has to comit to any dangerYou're useless bro, just because you can pussy out unlike your team it doesn't make you better than them>don't do anything and exert no pressure>your team gets rolled and raped>"duhh you guys are bad, why can't you just hang in the back and flee like me :)"GT players have no self awareness. Getting a bad GT as a lane partner is so awful because it means if the lane goes bad you'll be the one who gets raped and the NPC tier GT will go "dude you're throwing" as if they're not just running you down under tower while he misses every arrow and flies his bird into a wall. It's like you have a solo lane without the benefit of solo farm and you're the one who gets blamed for dying
Is this a sign?
>>571664818So were you the Silver or the Mina in that game?It's ok to get caught in Mo's ult once or twice but you really should stop rushing in after your 2nd death. Might be asking too much of a retard like you though.
I wanna play owl talon but last time I did I only had 2 owl kills at 25 minutes
>>571658385>>571650353>>571650010Wraith would be much funnier as a character if she was fucking horrible at gambling and just cheats all the time, it would at least be a personality trait.
>>571665498It still counts for your spirit if someone else kills, they just need to do it right after you bomb them. It's still good as a long range aoe stun.
>>571660957How do I even do that I'm too used to pudfle punch and meleeIs it just the same backline poking with splatter and bouncing people around with punch except now I spec more into spirit or is there more to thisHow do I even do that I'm too used to pudfle punch and meleeIs it just the same backline poking with splatter and bouncing people around with punch except now I spec more into spirit or is there more to this>>571660993Care to extrapolate?>>571661136In my defense I did start playing when punch Viscous was the build to run I believe and after that I just never gave up on it because it was too fun I just tweaked my build to use Splatter a bit more effectively too + I thought it wasn't that bad because they buffed crushing fists and lifesteal for the puddle punch but I guess I was wrong>>571661143It happens
>>571664623>aoe spirit slopper items have higher winratei wonder why
>>571665212I said my piece, your response was to project and lash out defensively.
>>571665212>BRO IT DOESNT MATTER THAT I NEVER HELPED MY TEAM I DIDNT DIE SO IM THE FREAKIN BEST OKk/d fags need the rope
>IVE GOTE->LIFTING!>TYIN'EM UP!>CHARGIN IN!>CURSED!>*loud bird noises*>CHAINED'EM>IN HERE, I AM KING!>SWAPPING!>COME SAY HI>CHECKING IN?>LIFE IS SIMPLER IN A CUBE!
>mokrill gets spirit and bullet resistance >he is officially unkillable We caught this faggot by himself and it took 4 of my teamates over 20 seconds to kill him.
>>571666482he said he afk'dof course he didn't participate are you stupidthat's not the point
>>571666401nigger your entire post was anecdotes and projection
>>571666696Oh my bad he said he afked so it's magically fine. Retard.
thoughts/tips/slurs for this drifter build? it's doing good for me but it's hard to tell sometimes if I'm just skill diffing people
>complaijg about mokrillIts shitlow hours
>>571666685>mokrill getsMo&Krill get*>he is*they are>by himself*by themselves>kill him*kill them
Delete Grey talon, Warden, Haze, Wraith, Infernus, Paradox, Holliday and Shiv from the game.
>>571660957bro is too used to splatter viscous even his post uses echo shard
>>571667049>Victor not listedI KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
>>571666482browns hand typed this
>>571666841>yeah I just sat still I didn't want to play anymore>waaaah you didn't macro so you're bad!!!want me to post a wojak so you understand the point or that's enough?
>>571666224It was the same before the urn, its been this way for like a year
>>571667013it's them you pretentious retard it's literally TWO PEOPLE MO & KRILL
Valve not walking back these Holliday buffs can mean only one of two things:>they think these buffs are fine (they are wrong)>Valve actually takes Juneteenth off
>>571666892>"entirely vibes"faglord
>>571667174>Get called out for being a retard>YOU'RE NOT WHITE YOU'RE NOT WHITEHaha you are pathetic and mad, not a good look anon.>>571667229You're the one throwing a tantrum by sitting in spawn bud, you queued up for the game either play it or just don't. Some day you might mature a little more but we can only hope. Seriously, refusing to play the game and then posting LOOK HOW LE BAD MY TEAM IS MY FELLOW 4CHANNERS is pathetic nigga.
>>571667385>pride month>nigteenthjune is by far the most pozzed month, it even beats black history month due to niggerteenth
There should be more flat resistance items in the game
>>571667512brown hands typed this
>>571667827This. I'm completely unable to resist flat
>>571667302for the urn the only difference is that now lower ranks fight for it too but mid boss is still the sameand I don't think it'll ever change, you're forced to go to the pit for mid boss, the sewers have like 3 entrances, the walls are all solid so you need to go around
who is the nettspend of deadlock?
REMINDER: IF YOU WIN 2 GAMES, STOP PLAYING BECAUSE THE EOMM WILL KICK IN AND FUCK YOUR ASS INTO OBLIVIONYOU'LL HAVE ETERNUS GAMES FULL OF DROOLING RETARDS WHO BOUGHT ACCOUNTS IF YOUR NOT CAREFUL!!THE GAME READS HOW LONG YOUR IN THE RANK AND GIVES YOU GAMES ACCORDINGLY, SO IF YOU STOP PLAYING YOUR IN THE RANK LONGER = MORE FAIR AND BALANCED GAMES BECAUSE IT THINKS THATS YOUR ACTUAL SKILL LEVEL
>>571668098I just think it's bad practice to play more than three games in a row
July 13
>>571667940>AIIIIIIE NOOOOOOO I AM NOT OWNED I AM NOT OWNED YOU'RE BROWN YOU'RE BROWNI accept your concession try harder next time
>>571668098what if i lose 2 games
>>571668432then play like 1 more, if you lose stop. if you win play 1 more and THEN stop.Limit is always 2 in a row for wins
Who is the best hero for being a waveclearcel?
>>571668098>EOMM???
>>571668227I used to play like 10 games a day. Reduced it to like 2-3 tops and I went from floundering around between ascendant 5 and eternus 1 for months to eternus 5 in like two weeks.
>>571668386brown hands typed this
>>571663472psg has a dota 2 team? lmao
>>571668606Paige, get basic spirit items and split shot.
In paladins I did 2 games per day and I won like 60 in a row
>>571668606Max your 1 on paige and you can lane janny easier than any other hero
>>571668631it's a needy yandere girlfriend. It WANTS your attention and WILL abuse you to get it.So the longer you play the longer it WANTS you to keep playing. If it makes you lose then you keep playing to get back to your rank and it knows this so it keeps making you lose.
Why does Eternus 1-3 feel worse than Ascendant 3-5. I don't counter Ascendant 6 because that Eternus-lite. Anyways, I get so many games now where people are clueless or they simply don't know a basic game mechanic. For example, I had a Calico in my game who died to a Billy who didn't parry until the Billy landed 5 heavies. Or I have a teammate that let's the trooper wave crash into our walker because he saw a scuffle at secret shop.
How many thousands of hours in Kovaaks do I need to play Vindicta comfortably?>staying the fuck away so everyone is tiny>awkward downward angles galore>literally no other viable source of damage than M1 and a fucking snipe>all while everyone is spazzing around like flies on cocaine and trying to blow you up as you're watching to counterspell the inevitable phantom strike
>>571669201Can't full stack after asc 5 iirc, so there is a big glut of boosted hardstuck right there
>>571669201>Why does Eternus 1-3 feel worse than Ascendant 3-5account buyers on a massive loss streak from e6 and people legitimately losing their shit at deranking e1 to asc 6 because they feel like they're losing an ENTIRE rank instead of seeing it as 1 subrank loss
>>571664623they need to nerf duration and expansion and add a separate item duration and extension upgrade for their t4's that only then would make item's effects and range largeralso make only superior cooldown make dots tick faster if that isn't already the casea hero like dynamo making use of expansion in all of his abilities is bad enough, him making use of them in items is completely unnecessary
>>571669405wait wait WAIT.You serious? You can't full stack after Asc 5?!So your telling me, im playing with retards who probably played a shitty CC comp ALL the fucking way to the bank and now I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM?!WHAT THE FUCK VALVE
>>571669554honestly fuck off
>>571669876>nooooo my sissy page build!!!!>it's totally fine that a 3200 give every single hero more value than most t4 items!!!!
>>571657573TSMT>>571659068*yawn*Nobody wants whatever disney quirk chungus you have in mind.
>>571669794gets better. pretty sure you can only duo after e3 and you're REQUIRED to pick 3 high prios. at least this was the case weeks ago.
>>571669992>yeah bro just spend 18k to improve itemshang yourself m1gger. I can tell you never build actives.
Mokrill BVLL here, active items are for pussy niggers.
Valve should add a horse to deadlock.
>>571670332Bro your phantom strike first item?
>>571670408I get mystic regeneration first item
>>571657573A vixen with NO snout? No fur? Miss me with that GAY SHIT
>>571670332n-not even cold front?
Can someone explain pocket's barrage to me? It seems like dogshit but it has a weirdly high cd compared to his other skills which seem way stronger and have much shorter cds. Waddup with that.
We lose this game btw...
>>571670692damage amp
Is magic carpet + lightingscroll mokrill secret freelo?
>>571670398Celexstealso that game and it's fandom are gay and boring
i think valve should've made Paige out to be a bit more occulty.
>>571671065>lightning scroll procs 3s after you do spirit damage with an ultimate>stun lasts longer than 3s>it procs during your stun and does nothing
Make it so geist ult procs lighting scroll again
I love t bagging Ivys they always cry the longest writing chapters in all chat
>>571671320honestly single target 1s stun for 6k is dog shit unironically build knockdown if you want that
>>571671141nothing about this image says occultyou're just a braindead pokefucker pedo faggot
Okay imagine if Mo & Krill was actually a little girl riding on a giant teddybear monster
>>571670332How do you land ult
>>571670398Celeste existsand her penis is HUGE!
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!?!??
>>571671920>he isnt running drills in the training mapHows archon?
>>571672070>archonwow im actually honored you think im that high haha
>Tier 3 Splatter has 1,9 spirit scaling and bounces 3 timesI love Viscous, but this is retarded considering puddle punch is currently lackluster.
>>571671920brown/zoomer filter working
>>571672128based90% of this thread is initiate and the 10% that arent got carried with their friends.
>>571671920>giant blurry "59s" that looks straight out of a countdown webapp you'd see your teacher use in schoolAt least try to make it look real if you're gonna make a fake screenshot
>play against silver>its guarunteed they get to ult>die fucking horribly every encounter and teamfight>play as silver>ult never comes out or at worst time>squishy as fuck>cant farm unless im killing heroes>requires I ult to kill said heroesI dont fucking get this tranny bait hero
>>571672457your aim is bad, plus you're brown
>>571672550That's weird, my skin is white desu.I think you need to go to an eye doc.You got good coverage I hope?
>>571672457Just aimhack like everyone else. Nobody is gonna call sus if you just land the combo.
>>571672457The hero is just bad and you're not building enough gun
>12 minutes in>first urn spawns>it's a pity urn for our team because we suck>by chance the enemy is down 2 players at the time so I grab it>run it and one person shows up>we lose a 2v2 at urn>there are 2 other enemies vs our 4>those 2 enemies take TWO different walkers during this urn fight>AND we lose urnAt this point I just afk jungle farma 0/4 mcginnis said to report me for griefing.
>>571672457Just get opening rounds and pointblank and your slamfire will hit for a billionI dont play silver tho its probably way overkill for an ult proc
>holiday doing a t2 camp instead of shoving the wave right next to him that's currently dying to a double stacked wave of enemy creepsNIGGERRRRRRRRRR SHOVE WAVES IF YOU SHOVE WAVES YOU WIN
>>571672457Express shot gives you instant charge for the ult unfortunately you need a billion other items to not die and to not get kited so you can't really fit it into the build.
Heyo!I've been playing for about 3 months and I just can't understand Venator.I'm around Seeker 4 and every game it feels like I do no damage.I've tried looking at guides and I don't know what I'm missing.I do well on Yamato and Infernus and Vyper so I don't think it's solely because I'm bad.It just feels like I'm always behind on souls and it feels really bad.Any advice?
>>571673285Venator is kinda hard honestly. He's "simple" but you need good positioning and good aim. Focus on your farm. He's a carry, his effectiveness is only as good as his soul lead. Ask your team to let you solofarm, learn how to clear camps quickly, and learn box routes inbetween. Good luck
whoops wrong image
>>571675079Kevin
>>5716752625, iykyk
>>571672397hey fuck you buddy this aint fake
Is the hidden king evil?
>>571675560>lobby starts>team mate fell asleep>lose game
>>571673285I like to fire rate max personally, you get dmg automatically from building oranges and can just use the skills for their utility His m1 dps is like 3rd best at max boon and firerate juices that most. I know most pros do it differently tho, pic rel is oses
>>571675612idc I lock the fuck in for the theme song
>>571675612No more or less than archmommy is
>comms restricted again after only being unbanned for about a dayi swear i said nothing meando they ban you for older reports now too?
>>571675612He seems more chaotic evil.Archmother seems lawful evil.
>>571676157I've been in this exact scenario. If you're coming off a communication ban just don't say a fucking word for a few game. These bans are threshold based. No actual moderation takes place. You can say nigger 20 times in 100 games but if you say it 20 times in 20 games chances are you will get banned. When you come off a communication ban they basically assume you're a bad actor and your threshold is dramatically lower. It just takes pissing off someone enough that they'd report you for comm abuse. Even if you didn't do shit the system assumes you did because it's confident you're a bad actor.
>>571676787lame
>>571676157bretty much >>571676787
>play silver>lose horribly>every matchThis game is for niggers
>>571675612It's definitely more of an Order Vs. Chaos thing than a Good Vs. Evil one.
>>571677074Have you considered picking a hero that isn't the worst hero in the game?
>>571677074Yes this game is for niggers
>>571677216meanwhile the nigger silver defenders on here will preach that the only thing she needs is her 40 second ult again.her laning is dogshither farming is dogshither range is dogshiteverything is dogshitIm afk right now waiting for this nigger game to be over so I can take her off my rosterI wish there was a mod that perma removed her from my roster so I dont make the mistake of clicking on this nigger tranny furry filth ever again!
>>571677074i was gonna say "consult the chart" but uh... i must've missed some balance patches
>>571677365revert the last nerf and give her the 40 second ult and the heal on kill from maxed ult and she's fine
>>571677645No she is not you filthy nigger.You're wrong and wont ever stop being wrongFilthy niggers like you deserve the rope
VALVE JUST ADD SKINS ALREADY MY WALLET IS YOURS!!!! I NEED TO WHALE OUT FOR MY MAINS
>>571677074>play silver>somehow win every matchget gud
>>571677752Why the fuck is Haze ripped.
They should revert literally every nerf Silver ever received so she'll finally be S+++ tier instead of B tier that streamer trannies pretend is S+++ tier
>>571677923SHE NEEDS MORE THAN THAT YOU NIGGERTHAT DOESNT SOLVE HER LANING OR FARMING YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>571677923You know that if you hit all 3 shots from 1 you can almost 1 shot people even without ult, but for that you need to have functioning hand eye coordination
>>571678069Just farm heroes after the nerfs are reverted.
>>571677808>look up this name>one single instance>initiate I
>>571677808being eu is cheating
>>571678145THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS NIGGERKYS
>>571678105lmao suuuure you deal soooo much damage with her combo you just need to buy 40k worth of gun items haha
>melee>melee>melee>melee>get parriedFUCKING CHEATS
>>571677808spasti
>>571678179I only play streetbrawl, my mmr there is higher than your peak will ever be trash
>>571678105Her human combo doesn't deal that much damage unless you're playing against retards that build 0 green.
>>571678325parrying is cheating, thats correct.
>>571678342sit on my nuts
>>571677918shes a spec ops agent bro
>>571677808>Bester SpielerSilver won the best speller award?
>>571678579>no namenice fake screenshot of a random player
>>571678684did you even check the timestamps before responding
>play street brawl>enemy team gets a bunch of items that can counter me>I don't get neither Dispel nor CounterspellWhat a fun mode
>>571678849>muh timestamps you have braindamage i think
>>571675612it's shin megami tensei morality
oh shit bros. im literally eternus 5 in streetbrawllook the timestamps
>put all items with over-51% winrate stat in a build>still getting way less than 50% winrate????????
>>571677808>street brawl
>>571679434>Straßenkampf>Partieverlauf>Gesamten Partieverlauf anzeigenugly golem freak language
>street brawlembarrassing
>>571679863you're literally crying irl now with your fake as screenshot.get gut and learn to aim, maybe you can play silver thenanother tip, wave of silence helps you to prevent their waves of ccs and dashback
>silver is good>t. street brawl only playerLMAO
Hey guys, do you think the game would be better if TTK was brough back down? Right now everyone is so tanky.Shooting in general isn't that satisfying because it takes so much to kill someone. Remember how it used to be? Also I think a lot of balance issues are because of the inflated TTK
>>571680357The game needs a mechanic that allows you to parry m1.Then we could fix tankyness problems
>>571680464You should be able to innately parry spells and m1 and stun enemies if you successfully parry them.Then the m1ggers and 1234eigners would know 1% of the pain meleeGAWDS feel every game.
I am constantly told this character sucks and yet she sits at a comfortable 52.4% winrate in Eternus 6. Why is that?
>>571680357ttk is so high because sustain is so high. there's too much healing and anti-heal doesn't stop it.for reference, this is dota's anti-heal.
>>571680727Shitters that can't aim pick her and suck ass at her
I am smoking crack right nowNext update we will be making every attack including ults and m1 parryableTrust
>>571680727same as Silver. troons flock to it and can't pilot it. can you believe they want to fuck pic related?
>>571680913I can believe the wanting to fuck Ivy thing, I can't believe the downplaying her kit thing.
>>571680753That's not even the best anti heal, that's the early game support anti heal
>>571680727For some reason ivytards are just habitual downplayers, she's been somewhere in the top 10 E+ winrates for as long as I can remember but they still cry.
>>571680913Don't insult my wife like that, Ivy is built for BHC. Ivy is for monster fucker CHADS, not failed men who chopped their ding dongs off
>>571681031>early game supportI've only ever built it on brooler pos3's desu
>>571680913Silver is dogshit though regardless of who plays her. You upplaying trannies aren't funny or original.
>>571681196>I have no hands therefor hero is bad
tempted to add silver to the filter desu desu
>>571681335I don't cut off parts of myself, troon.The hero is shit and the stats prove it, cry about it.
>>571681387you're born without handsterminal handlessness and disfunctioning hand eye coordination
>silver upplayers still going despite silver being the objectively worst hero in the gameAre these people genuinely mentally ill? Do they even play the game?
>>571681354filtering "silver" and "cookie" is an instant thread quality boost there is no point listening to archon trannies argue about their self insert hero
please give me attention... the silverchads are bullying me again...
>>571681031
>>571681354>>571681605The upplayers really are annoying, yes.
its time for your MAJOR update deadlock troons!that's right! another NEGRESS GIRLBOSS!1 - nuke ability that scales with spirit2 - iframe movement ability3 - ability that scales with gun4 - aoe nuke with stunHAVE FUN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
>>571681692It's easily purged, eye of skadi can be constantly applied on top of giving good stats and a permanent slow.There's way too many purges in dota, vessel is only good early.
>>571681869sure, vessel is decay, 70% vs. 50%, skadi is crippling, 50% vs. 35%
>>571681727you forgot to mention that she is ALSO yet another crime boss like all the other 5000 as her entire lore because women are capable of great things too
>watch replay>Haze fighting the aimbot as it snaps to a Rem ejectingWhy is it always HazeThere's like a billion m1ggers in this game and yet it's always her with the QoL aiming mod
>>571682275aimbot isn't cheating its an accesibility mod for people without hands stop being a bigot
>>571682275It's just qol stop being ableist
why is this game called deadlock instead of sweetbaby inc's urnslop aoe rivals?
>lose horribly as silver>perma remove the rancid whore>queue as CHAD Sinclair>rape the competitionIt really is that simple.Sinclair MOGS Silber
>>571680727Every ivy player under eternus doesnt understand that she is a ranged character
>>571682097I guess you just need 2+ anti-heal items per character.
>>571682567UUHHHH YOUR JUST BAD AT AIMING OK???? WHO CARES THAT THEY NERFED EVERYTHING ABOUT THE HERO TO SHIT JUST AIM DONT YOU HAVE HANDS???
>>571681727This is just calico again
>>571680753I thought of a good question: Is there a single tank hero who isn't at least A tier in every rank? Abrams, Shiv, Victor, Geist, Warden
>>571679963yeah there's a reason you only have one dude that will tolerate you added
>>571682795*redirects my vexing bolt down your urethra at mach 3*
>>571675612It's basically anarcho-tyrany vs NWO
>>571682994Mokrill
>>571682994
Id marry graves
I wouldnt even rape graves
>>571683454>bebop is a "tank"Literally one of the most diveable heroes in the game due to his massive hitbox, little sustain, and 0 mobility. Whenever there's a big teamfight he's very easy to focus because of this and needs to hang back
>>571675612both of them are either evil or neutral. But they are certainly 100% equally manipulative and psychopathic. Like >>571677129 said, it's more like law vs chaos rather than good vs evil. Since neither patron could be described as good. Archmother simply caters to structure while the Hidden King appeals to outcasts
>>571683790Oh, I get it now. So it's like picking a political party to support in America?
>>571683531too bad this is exactly what she repeats in her mind as she fantasizes about Apollo before going to sleep every night in her skull pajamas
I HATE THIS CURRENT PATCH/META SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHI HATE URNI HATE SPIRIT AOEI HATE INDOMITABLEI HATE TANKSIT'S ALL SOOOOOOO SHIT
>>571683947Apollo has standards, he would never marry a h*man
>>571683905more or less, yeah.
>>571684106put me back to last fall, that was the only time I remember the meta being okay
>>571682795Jeez, its okay to suck at a videogame. No need to cry
my steam isn't logging in I'll have to end on a loss aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
you're supposed to take the enemy sinners, you rem pedos, not your own team's
>Load into game>300 ping consistently for a minute>Pause, tell everyone I'm DCing go next I'll eat the loss and give everyone else a cancel>Abandon>Turns out the game still countedWhat?? I did it at like 1:05, it was before first blood, what the fuck??
>>571682275The replays in this game are pretty jank and not nearly 1 to 1 with what happens on their actual screen.
>>571685782Did you DC or abandon?
>>571685960I abandoned so everyone wouldn't have to wait, does it count as a loss for an abandon but not for a DC?? That's stupid as fuck but I guess it's on me for not knowing
steam down saars?!?
deadlock is stalesay it with me nowdead lockis staledead lock is stale
DEADLOCK ENTERS EOS AS ALL CLOUD SERVERS FOR IT ARE SHUT OFF
>>571680913HOTTIE
>>571684118he considers graves one of the good ones
The shooting in this game is almost completely irrelevant and they should honestly just remove it at this point. Them nerfing warden's range confirmed that they have absolutely no fucking idea what they're doing.Enjoy your aoe particle cc slop you absolute faggots
>>571686221Deadlock is fun
>>571686068When someone DCs, an internal timer begins. I think it's like 10 minutes or something that if that player doesn't come back the game is safe to leave. If that prompt occurs before (I think it's the 15 minute mark?) the game doesn't count. If someone abandons they've basically told the game "I'm leaving and not coming back" so the prompt pops up instantly (same rule applies about whether it counts or not)In bother instances it counts as a loss of the leaver. So basically you did the right thing by abandoning. Some jerk offs will rage quit by DCing instead of abandoning so all the players have to sit there for 10 minutes before they can leave
>>571686675It is, but it is stale.6 months with no updates and only minor changes that make the game worse is bad.it's just bad, there's no way around it
>>571683765>little sustain2 abilities that heal, one that increases debuff resist.
>>571687053>dude his T3 on his uppercut heal and his T3 on his dogshit ult also heal! HE'S A TANK!!!Negro stfu
>>571684118he didn't realize graves belongs to the streets and broke his heartthen infernus took him to pole palace and cinnamon showed him why infernus doesn't speak ixxer
Paige would have an onlyfans in the modern age
>>571687537and that's a bad thing
>>571683041can you be less mad and write that again? i have no clue what you're even saying
>>571686883It's 5 minutes AFK and it's only not scored if someone abandons before first blood now.
>>571687537Paige has delusions of grandeur and main character syndrome
Deadlock is fun
>le epic BOMB bebop pulls in a seven 20k souls ahead of him giving seven a free kill
>>571687687>before first blood nowDamn so if someone gets a kill 1 minute in and then someone abandons 2 minutes it the game counts?
>>571688018I was Seven.
>>571681727Squint harder enough and this is dynamo
>>571688041Yes
>metro just stomps noobs on smurf now instead of getting raped by e6 players lame
>>571681727this is literally mina besides the negress part and stun
>>571682901this is literally every black character in the game im not even kiddingi thought valve was le epic company of le epic original ideas?
>>571688515no it's not, you're being reductive
>>571688768t. negress
>absolutely stomp in the first half>lose because the enemy team got Victor, Dynamo, and Pocket who each bought Refresher/Unstoppable/boththis game is so fvcking boring sometimes
>>571688383Smurfing is a reportable offense yet streamers smurf without any repercussions.What I don't get about Metro is that he'll smurf into a lower lobby then get mad at people for not being as good as an E6 player and then berate them for being a low rank.
>Muh e-celebs
Isn't metro a diddy ahh blud epstein disciple?
>>571689223i heard he was talking to a 19 year old child when he was a 21 year old unc
>>571689272Holy crap what a sick man
Drifter would make national news and all the women would want him released because hes hot
>>571687187>HE'S A TANK!!!yes.
>oses new team beat leviathan to qualify for nightshiftkek
>>571690496>le heckin tier 5 esportorinosi care not
>>571690496blyaaat!
>>571688018>character is designed to punish you if you use his buttons
>>571690545Where are the tier 1 esports for deadlock?
>>571690408>billy is in a losing 1v4>drag him into a 1v1 with a 4k soul advantageheh yeah I'm kind of a tank bros
>>571690496>WerkomI saw this guy on Zerggy's stream yesterday and the only thing he said all game was "kill yourself" to a Russian
Playing Mina on tank meta is painful, they really need to revert the Tankbuster nerfs.
>>571691102Dude I caught that too. He was playing Pocket or Apollo right?
>Got morbid curiosity about if buying Eternus accounts is actually that common>Make a new account and get it to Eternus 2>List it on a website>Sells within a dayHuh.
>>571691761How much did it sell for? Also isn't that like super against policy?
>>571691929>Also isn't that like super against policyWorlds biggest fucking geek right here let me get my bag.
>>571692450>l-let me get my bag>won't tell us how much it was worthfuck you dumb nigger
>>571692450you don't have to be mean. I was just probing for more info
Is stone form/witchmail essential in current Ivy meta or not?
>made it to alchemist 1 againSo how big of a loss streak am I in for yet again?
>>571693112Alchemist has better players than Phantom, so, get fucked.
I dropped from phantom to oracle... I'm fucking washed
>>571693383i dropped from oracle to alchemisti'm clean as a scientist on inspection day!
Why is matchmaking so terrible?
>>571693383I dropped from asc to phantom and I'm literally flirting with suicide
>>571693998Cause Valve hates you and everyone that plays this game.
>>571693998Small playerbase and it's only concerned about the average rank for each team so you can have wildly imbalanced teams so long as they average out to the same thing. It's made even worse at the moment with the aoe slop urn meta favouring frontline tanks and guys with big circles but matchmaking not being built to account for that.
*incoherent japanese screaming*
>>571693998valve felled for the eomm meme
>>571693289so thats where all the smurfs congregate
>>571694083how big is suicide's dick haha
>>571694213when are they redesigning herit's the most out of place model in the whole game
>>571694213Naptime Kaori
>>571690753I'm glad you agree.
>played rem so well, the enemy team rage quit>not before the haze screamed out nigger multiple times in protestI love my pillow
>>571695093you couldn't force me to post this at gunpointembarrassing
>>571694597Suicide is a pretty girl (title of my novel)
>>571695093I would be more impressed by a Victor doing this than the braindead Yamato character.
>>571695187>>571695442it was my first time playing Yamato. it's ok to say you're jealous of my mad skillz.
i cant stand calico, every game she somehow gets 10 kills at 12 minutes
I am tired of being on the team with the 0/8
>>571695526I'm a lot more impressed with your sinclair
>>571696789And I'm tired of matchmaking putting me against opponents three full divisions above me
>>571695093world's most retarded lash
if you ban my holliday pickI'll rape your urethra with my pillowsimple as
>>571696136I play her in street brawl and she does negative damage when I try it I don't know how they do it
>>571697368everyone in street brawl has the same amount of souls while calico in main game snowballs early by getting extra souls every kill
Another beautiful day to build Tankbuster
its a dog sleep dog world out here
>>571697285Pick a real character bitch!!!
>>571697509wow winning THREE games in a row?? amazing!
>>571697285i ban hollidayi pick rem
>>571697463eh she's pretty rapey in lane too, I'm talking doing 70 damage with slash even with the debuff bombs, could be the nerfed range
What is better: Phantom Strike or Focus Lens?
>>571697832focus lens is useless if enemy knows what dispel is
Total Rem death.
>>571697832Use Focus Lens and then Soul ExchangeIt's funny
>>571697617you may mock me but it is a rarity in my world
>laning with rem partner>he gets mystic burst and pillow first>feeds 6 times before fucking off to another laneI hate shitlow
Explain to me why you shouldn't build Siphon Bullets on Billy
I dedicate post number 666 to Ivy
>>571698990It's fine if they have mostly bullet damage or several frontliners.
>drifter "ganks" haze solo>haze ults and kills him>this happens 4 more times in 15 minutes
>try to hook warden out of a gangbang>clips past him by 1 pixel>grabs enemy dynamo
>Comm on vc that we should buy knockdown has they have vin, gt, and lash>AYO SHIET WHITE BOI I AINT GUNNA DO DAT I AINT GOTTA DO DAT SHIET WHITE BOI>Doing basic comms to my lane partner>He ends up bein a nice guy and we shoot the shit a bit>AYO SHIET WHITE BOY WHAT YOU TRYNA DO MAKE FRIENDS ON THIS GAME OR SOMETHIN SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP WHITIE>Literally have to mute this chicken muncher to even be able to play the fucking gameChrist why are some people so insufferable
>mo running away>chasing him down>accidentally fat finger a light melee>he parries it perfectly>I had not melee'd once in the 35 minutes game until thenI think that was my first genuine auto parry if that even exists.
>>571699536>my ancestors took a stone age civilization and put them into my modern civilization and they're acting like literal animals how could this happen to me
>>571699536it is merely their nature
>>571699536I think you were playing with my drifter from this morning, every single sentence had a least 2 niggas
>>571699641Yeah he was also on drifter and did nothing but feed all lane and when he got called out for a retard he went full SHEEEEIT WHITEY SHUT YOU BITCH ASS UP YOU SOUND FAT AS HELL WHITE BOY YOU SOUND OLD TOO WHITEY SHIIIIIET I just muted him because he would not shut the flying fuck up
>>571699536Should have dropped an n bomb
>>571699536and then everybody clapped! that student's name? albert einstein.
>>571699561>Throw out a quick melee behind their back in the middle of a fight>They frame perfect melee it while shooting and sliding my teammate>This happens multiple times>I'm the only one calling them out on it
>>571700069*frame perfect parry
>>571700061Yeah I just totally made the concept of black people chimping out up right on the spot so clever of me to make that up. Genuine tard, lol.
>>571699272players who do that look like your pic
>>571699536@grok make a funny story about a stereotypical black person playing "deadlock" that i can post on 4chan to impress people
>>571698990By the time you're buying it the game is probably over and you don't want to save for a 6k early on Billy unless scourge is particularly good into the enemy but it's a good item on him.
>>571700309Tell me you're not white without telling me you're not white
>>571699536If your story is real then instead of shit talking him back but you said nothing, muted him, and cried about it on 4chan. Why are Americans so non-confrontational and passive aggressive when they are?
>>571700369im jewish like graves
>>571700442>NOOOOO YOU SHOULD HAVE STOOPED TO HIS LEVEL OF CHILDISHNESS AND MENTAL RETARDATIONI dunno man I think you're just embarrassing yourself at this point you should pack it up and stop replying to me.
>>571700442You don't understand, you can't talk back to a nigger without getting arrested or killed in retaliation Americans practically worship them
>>571700513>Collapses into ego death from one post on 4chanHoly shit they really are golems
Parry window is so ridiculously long and janky>Enemy parries>Charge heavy melee right when the sound ends>Swing wide>Turn in>Punch causes the stagger animation>Immediately stunned right afterThis happens a lot (twice but it pissed me off even more the second time)
>>571700572Yeah there's a golem in deadlock his name is bebop what's your point
>>571700656also haze
>lose 3 in a row>the 4th game drops in a full division lower than when I started????
Wait I can't manually cancel flying slash anymore? My poggy movement game is removing more skill expression, is that it?
Is 5% total damage on the build a reasonable investment for a 1600 item? I like having a little gun for lane but I feel I should just Monster Rounds or something after I get Arcane Surge.
>climb past oracle, phantom>teammates become increasingly angry and less tolerant of mistakes>excessive shittalking on both teams>even more shittalking from blatant smurfs>last time I heard a foid on mic was low archonwhy is everyone both mad and depressed? Does it get better in eternus?
>>571699536as racist as i am, there was a time i would have still said >>571700061, but playing arc gayders changed that, I truly 100% believe you now and understand your pain
>>571702196Yeah, you don't really get it until you play some casual crossplay game. There's a whole other world out there. It's actual culture shock hearing it for the first time.
>>571701934that's an embarrassing damage count for a 43 minute match.
>>571701498>anymoreit was never a thing
>>571702317Well I am bad so yeah, that is to be expected. Answer the question please.
>>571702174it's an all out war between eternus 6 (5k hours) and eternus 6 (1k hours) over minor shit like buy order
comms are not needed in this game at all.
>>571702473Not needed but they do kinda help to corral the tards to where they need to be
>brool over urn and take enemy walker>geist solo on another sidelane>starts shittalking the whole team for leaving him alone to get ganked>loses our walker>keeps seething>not a single fucking ping during a 10 minute periodhow do these people function?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XTb_TRwr5clmfao its over
>>571702945
how big will be the meltdown be when the next big update is PvE with no new heros and no matchmaking changes? I'm expecting multiple "pros" to quit at that point kek
>>571702945It's remarkable how much content creators can milk out of a game. Livestreams, clip highlights, prerecorded segments, podcasts, coaching sessions. Who actually consumes all this shit?
>>571703346>Who actually consumes all this shit?pro league larpers hardstuck in seeker and people who don't play the game
>>571702945deathy is such an unlikeable person.
>>571703264It'd be the best thing to ever happen to the game.
apparently theres a game called dota that valve owns which has 0 movement tech and everyone has autoaim like graves
>>571703595Yeah, the players are in here complaining that Graves isn't an m1 carry and crying how all the movement tech and m1ggers need to be removed.
>>571702945>Even deathy is pointing at the graphGrimI did it first tho
>>571703173Will AI be the end of 7 hour video essays?
>>571704164AI will make endless essays for you to listen to in the background.
>>571703595>zero movement tech>half the roster has blinks, leaps, charges, dashes, dives, teleports, tosses, hookshot, force staff, etc. and projectile disjointing>"autoaim" but you still need line of sight and can't fire uphill without an accuracy penalty>most abilities are dummy-fire and have much slower projectile speed compared to deadlock
>>571704164People don't "listen" to those long form video essays, they just "hear" it as background noise or put in their second monitor. It's a whole thing nowadays apparently, putting shit on your second monitor that's running while you are playing a game or browsing the internet. I personally don't get it (putting it nicely) but maybe I'm just getting old.>>571704262Already happening, I once stumbled on an entire channel made of AI script + AI voice doing several hours long depression rants over Minecraft gameplay that preys on vulnerable and gullible people.
Do you think the playerbase is more or less toxic as you go higher in rank?
>>571704579have you literally never played a ranked game ever in your life
>>571704640I'm a filthy casual
Despite what people think rem is actually one of the best characters for climbing as he can afk push lane all while enabling his team to do the most retarded shit due to the sheer burst healing he puts out
>>571704713I love making my remlets farm souls for my shit team, and keeping them alive longer than they have any right to be in team fights, so matches which would normally be over in 20min take 50
>>571704713trusting barely sentient brown third worlders to deal damage to the enemy is the worst way to climb ranks, actually
>>571704713he can in theory do this, and can also in practice watch as his entire team fumbles away their health, and his healing burst, and divine barrier, and healing nova, and
Reminder that 9/10 designs in this game are boring, uninspired and mostly just ordinary/unordinary(WOW HE HAS HORNS?!!) people in suits with a trinket on their belt. 9/10 guns don't fit the character design and are the most blatantly unreal engine weapon pack assets ever. Also really ugly, some of the guns are so fucking ugly.
>>571705167None of what you said matches my experience
>>571699536>>571699641>>571699836Black anon here this was probably me I do this regularly not even trolling because most people on the microphone sound like whiney faggots and trannies. You're most likely a tranny that I bullied in-game.I knew having different accounts in different ranks would pay off eventually.Glad I made you seethe enough for you to make a post : ^ )Oh the reason why I have multiple accounts is cause I get muted because faggots like you mass report but it's worth it in the end just to hopefully contribute to one of you cavemonkeys killing yourselves one day/step at a time.Reminder your birth rates are dying btw.You also muted me cause you're a bitch like that one europoor said. >>571700442If the username was eleven with all caps that was me btw.I hope it was.
>>571703480
>>571705241Most people have bad taste, McDonald's is the biggest global restaurant for a reason.
>>571705167Go ahead, go find the unreal engine weapon pack assets they used. You can't.
>>571705167You give it 9/10? That's pretty goodAlthough I'd probably bump it up to 10/10 because of Minas thicc thighs
US westAscendant 3Who wants to play together?
>>571705380>zogmerimutt>tranime>shitlowno thanks
>>571705498Why are you narrating your life?
>>571705380I'm super shitlow but I'm almost considering it
>>571699536>some peopleGee anon, I wonder.
>r*ddit is enforcing Pocket Pronounsthey really are fucking retards of the highest order huh
>>571705498How do people like you even live day to day
>>571706058Hes unemployed and bitter.
>>571706058you seem upset mutt, gonna cry?
>>571705982how much of a snowflake do you gotta be to be upset over NBs?
@5717064140/10 try again
>>571706058>Buzzword salad of insults in order to make himself feel less pathetic by comparisonHe's already shown you.
yoshi you nigger give me back my ranks and stop manipulating teams comps to get guaranteed losses you faggot im going to rape and kill your sister and mother you sandnigger
>>571705380Why the fuck would you willingly want to play with anyone here
>>571706414How much of a snowflake do you gotta be to make up a third gender while still looking like your birth gender but with questionable fashion decisions?
>>571702945This is a very cold take but i don't think the problem is that the major patch is taking long, it always takes about six months, the problem is that we're stuck in a patch that feels particularly unbalanced and the matchmaking sucks, so that long waiting time feels extra long
high quality art 1000000 hours in ms paint
I can't sleep, kinda want to play a match of deadlock
>>571707206who sleeps at 10:05 in the morning?
>>571707264it's 2:05 AM howeverbeit
>>571707203I thought rem was fucking something
>>571707313saar it's 4pm
>>571707393ew go away jeet
>>571707313oh you're from the third world... carry on
>>571705306calling deathy a "normal guy" is an insane stretchdude looks like an ugly ass sterotypical molester
>>571707643>the middle of Montana is the third world???
>>571706476>>571706217you're a homo and you got bodied.
>>571707361>somethingRude! Sandmen are people too!
>>571707754oh my god marimari underscore en hi
>>571707982>>571707982>>571707982>>571707982
>>571707680he looks like the average european? wdym?
THEY DO LOTS OF BULLSHIT
>>571687667Germans are the lowest iq autists on the planet
