Previous: >>572091353>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold City, SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
this onecute belno
I am obsessed with NTR
evil belno > cute belno
>>572113459This evil uma is a homewrecker, avoid at all costs
I'm here
so how do you use Throne? should I pop the last rec before the first or second summer?
>>572113459Belno and Kitahara suddenly started wearing matching rings, there is a strange hollow pain in my chest but I can't figure out what it means. Running and eating don't feel good for some reason, this feeling is too dristracting. Belno is coming, as always she's sweaty and flushing, there is cream on her lips.
This one
>>572113705do the dates and try to proc the buff on summer campideally you'd have everyone on orange relations so if you don't have that in classic year do it in senior and skip takarazuka
>>572113705before second summer, do Takarazuka in classicuse the recreation for those annoying one-turn gaps where you don't have anything to do but rest otherwise
Hag Belno support card when?
The English Umamusume community was a mistake
>>572113624Fuck off with your burka uma
Digitan LOVE
>>572113841English?
this game SUCKS
>>572113735This is her game
Has anybody gotten this shit event
>>572113841spics are based?
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>572114048Here's why >>572114061
wahey
yae
>>572114061>if losing, win!but only in races. not with kitahara
>>572113840ponytail sexyponytail fatty is also superior
My trainee is a thot on social media...
Why do we keep having 2 bakes anyway
>>572114220
>>572114173Is this Yae?
>>572114264curren trainer.....
>>572114173MEMORY!!!!
>>572114274They're both my bakes so I could force the other one to be the OP that I actually want to use and others wouldn't complain
Tazuna is too cute for a ningen woman
>>572114339Actually funny if real
>>572114289I wanna fuck her so bad...
>>572114264use this
>>572114274no one wants to use threads made by the NTR schizo and he gets so mad about it he starts posting about how he makes every OP ever
>>572113056>people will look at this and say Spe isn't adorable
>>572114514He could just delete this one if he's telling the truth (he won't)
>>572114514Keep using the Helios tranny bakes then
>>572114510Distraught umas are erotic
>>572114582You can't delete bakes new-kun
>>572114563there's nothing cute about being fat
I didn't even bake this time.........
>>572114514>no oneI personally could not care lessTopRo is cute
>>572114653She's not that fat
>>572114339How do you even 2 bakes
u need 2 touch grass if having big tits is all it takes for a girl to be cute to u
>>572114563no one ever said Spe isn't cute
>>572114776Multi devices or thread cooldown
What's the verdict, did V win or lose?
/uma/ told me these are shitter hours! yosh! ikuyooooooooooooooooo
>>572114797I know who you are.
>>572114274NTR anon had a surgery and he is at home lonely and bored so he stirs up shit to feel a sense of purpose and relevancy
>>572114879who?
>>572113080
>>572114879>everyone thinks about him even when he isn't hereV? More like W
>>572114879what?
I hope Tachy and Light fix my shit deck because I pulled for umas instead of supports
SEND ME THE THREADS YOU GOTSEND ME YOU STRONGEST SCHIZOSTHE FIGHT MY DANCHO FOUGHTHERE, NOW, WILL END WITH ME>>572114892SILLY POSTER NO-
>>572114879NTR bakes are being avoided and is enough to make people think about him. I'm thinking he unfortunately won.
Oguri hot?
How it feels trying to run a Career without Throne now
>>572115017just use SR Sweepy and Daiwa bwo
>>572115017You'll be fine. you'll notice pretty quickly where your deck's weaknesses are after some upgrades and you can adjust your pull plan accordingly
>>572114892I did it!! Thank you rice villain!
>Kita>Fuku>NTR>Neicha>Pasa>Yeppers>FUCKING THRONEI guess if you are buhi you can run whatever sovl and just win
If I get throne rainbow in predebut, should I click it no matter what it lands on to keep it going?
>>572115109oguri cap as in watches from from the cuck chair
>>572115221Obviously notYou still need friendships
Let’s go, Super Creek!
>>572115109steaming hot
>>572114490Me too
What umas do you guys have at your home screen?
>>572115236This fucking bitch ruined Still in Love and Stilltore life.Never forgive, never forget.
Gold City feet in my mouth
Buena looks so inviting
>>572115378
dead ass thread lol july 1st will save us
>>572115397
>>572113735>>572114061her pussy stinks
>>572115518Another proof that all childhood friends are whores. I guess that's why it's 1%.Whores, all of them.
>>572115540What happens July 1st?
this dunmmb retard thinks this outfit is any different from her racewear
sweaty smelly oguri
>>572115691no one would have sex with oguri
Last Thread
>>572115726she wouldn't give you the choice
>>572115397>Ramonu made Still and Stilltore’s curse go all out>She suffers no consequences and nobody blames herBenefits of being sexy
>>572115708the monthly schedule is posted and the big maintenance is happening, most likely coming with lot of changes (that will not be added until GL anyway but still)
>>572115708club recruitment day
>>572115736>trainer canon wonhell yeah get fucked yurifags
>>572115736umasex
>>572115397Trvthnvke
>>572115736>oh need sex
>>572115657can I get uuuuhhhhhh a 10 piece chicken bucket please
>>572115736>stego onahole
>>572114563No one says that Spe isn't adorable
>>572115207Snooping around his hall of fame I think this guy genuinely has almost every 3* and MLB SSRI'm saluting him for keeping the game alive o7
>>572115397she literally didn't do anything, not her fault she mogs still
started to goon but now my urethra started burning
It was just banter, retard. Still was just too autistic to realize it. Lamonu did nothing wrong
>>572114653wow what a fag
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>Ex-Autisma/uma/ Dancho>RyanFag aka Tyler aka Autisma/uma/ Dancho>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>horsemeat>Heliostranny>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri/Coguri instead of Xoguri>filterfags>DNl list owner>[-] Bitches>poalfaggots>furries>Cryerfags>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)>Frontniggers (as a whole)>Fusuposters (as a whole)>Uma&Co (as a whole)>/v/maniggers (as a whole)If you see something, hide and report.
>>572115207Still can't max wit lmao
The only way to solve this issue is with a sex fight.The one that makes me cum first wins.
>fail to group AGuess that's it. I'm done with the game until MANT's over
>>572116183envision the aroma
>>572115736>oguri anon reseto-oguri posters? are you okay...?
>>572116331You're a shitter now what's stopping you from beat a shitter next scenario?
why are we pretending to like ramonu again?
>>572116201>vandalized list
>>572116252I said this
>>572116201Ricebwos we keep on winning
I fucking hate Mejiro Ramonu
>>572116437Just updated and rearranged
>>572116201im not reading allat
>>572115236>>572115397No man would ever get an erection from Still ever again after a night with Ramonu
>>572116201>still not on the list
>>572116056I WANT TO DIE
me when I see a faggot uuuhhh die faggots
>>572116571Ramonu...
>>572116592>hiding her armpits
>>572116571You are Mayaschizo
>>572116201>ryanxwobinArknights oldstinkies will recognise him
>>572116331Oguri game, bro.
Digitan just zoomed in front of my oguri, brake checked her, then zoom off to the finish line
>>572116201>DO NOT ENGAGEWhy?
>>572116592>none of these whores wear a cap when cookingenjoy your hair in your food
>>572116732That's not me
>>572116201Missing the sweep avatarfag that ERPs with umama
>>572115173CONGRATS SILLYPOSTER i think this is the first time ive witnessed you succeeding actually
mayano is pedobaitnonny? more like noncey
>>572116807>uma hair in my ramenDon't mind if I do!
>>572116201>not on the list UWOOOOOOOOOHHHHH ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
>>572116826Yeah because it's me
Add nonnyposters and ERPers to the list
Went outside for an hour. Gonna go outside again for a BBQ with boomers. Hope you guys don't waste your Saturday inside.
>>572116807>Enjoy free uma hair in your foodThanks, I certainly will.Hope they spit in my food as well.
>>572116201didnt read but did awoooooga
onee-sama...
>>572116965Rice would never fuck/rape her beloved onii-sama
>>572116201>creekposters not on the listshit and ignored
Day 4 of CM has to be the most boring one.We all already qualified to A finals so there are no steaks in today's races and then we have to wait 2 more days to see finals results. There is nothing to do.
>>572116965Rice developing an incest fetish is a good thing
>>572117123>rapeno>fuckyes
I'm at least 4 people on that list.
>>572116201Ok but unironically speaking, if we were to trim this down to a serious list who cam get off the list.
>>572117196>spe ass Very nice >ooc vodka proportionsGay as fuck
>>572117151yep, I still got one ticket saved from round 1 so I can't even lose carats
>>572117234yeah, by weight
>>572117013can it digest the bones or do they vomit it out?
>>572117280me
Raisu is too pure to commit rape. She's a hero...
Post Dahbee winners.
Ayabe needs more loveShe had one of the best struggles and character arc among her peers yet she's ignored by the fanbase
>>572117280>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>horsemeatDid nothing wrong, can get off>RyanFag aka Tyler aka Autisma/uma/ DanchoRepeated in the list, can take one off>Club drama posters (as a whole)That's everyone in /uma/>Fusuposters (as a whole)Genuinely a non-Problem>/v/maniggers (as a whole)They don't even come here
there's literally nothing to do for the next 4 days
Moetron, but it's all the avatarfags you're not allowed to reply to
>>572117651Horsemeat is there for comedic effect
>>572117621Ive been using her for every cm ever since shes released. Im fine with her being lowkey; she’d appreciate it
>>572117791That's called bullying, and it's not cool.
impregnating dober with my filthy moid seed so she seethes for 9 months straight even though she actually enjoys being pregnant
>>572117849Ah...
>>572117889umas are pregnant for 11 months
>>572117651>allen killed multiple clubs>a harbours a terrorist>redditxwobin deserves it>deserves to be their twice for posting such a disgusting looking animal
Can we stop acting like Narita Top Road isn't a cutie?
>>572117763@umagrok generate me a fusion between Narita Top Road, Hishi Miracle, Fine Motion, Kitasan Black, Mejiro Ryan, Tokai Teio, and lastly Stay Gold
>>572117963hijab
I've been doing parent runs for a bit and I'm starting to burn out now
https://twitter.com/oniiyanna/status/2070905638239011288I'll be honest I'm linking stego's cunt and asshole
>>572117940>>572117940
>>572117995What is Dia's outfit if this is a burka?
which hog? The one with higher wit?
>>572117963I'll take christmas vodka thanks
>>572117984
>>572118031I would destroy that umanko
>>572117950even better! imagine how big her belly will get!
>>572118156>What is Dia's outfitsex
>>572118085*stuffs her in the locker*
fusaichi pandora owes me sex
>>572118051>ult has (You) walking up the alter of a church >canonically have a Christmas date with her >threesome (cuddling or otherwise) with Sundayman during hot springs >lets you hold her hand when being attacked by a skin walker Cafe is wife material
so what's up
>>572118369Sweet Doto would NEVER do this
>>572118449Isn't this Ai's mother...
>>572118031I can't believe gold ship came out of there... already wearing the retard hat
>>572117569
>hijab
>>572118502Suffering Medium S-less runs
can /uma/club double tap these faggots
>>572118170I have 2 fronts and one hog not sure if that matters
I have NTR fatigue
>>572118698A dude flatlined on the 13. so there is a spot open...
>>572118502the skyseiun sky
>>572118805
Can I like NTR without being associated with this forced drama?
>>572118729I already didn't want to respond and you made it even worse
>>572117889is dober a dyke
>>572118895>forced
In theory if I'll have maruzen and tachy speed cards im set for GL right?
Rolling on 6 attributes and still landing on sprint with 2*, I'm pretty happy with this as a start for some Leo 2 building. As is tradition, guess that blue
Burning Soul sounds like Kamen Rider music.
>>572113735>>572113459Hot... and WSS isn't NTR.
>>572118698That anon is on my chiyonotes, didn't know he was a danchud.
>>572119019CB is unironically better for GL than Maruzensky
Danchou....come back... please....
>>572119168How can you not know about the biggest drama of the month
>>572118170Put these two in umalator
If ryan danchou gets poached, that's it for me... I'm already so close
>>572119263I have a job and I'm white so I don't care about drama, I only remember the anons I like in a non homosexual way
>>572119440>I only remember the anons I like in a non homosexual wayso I was just a throwaway fling for you...
>>572119440>chiyoposting>straightpick one
>>572119019cb+creek rerun is insane value for gl
>>572116183cute feet
I miss the first week of umaI miss the first month of /uma/Everything is so shit now
>>572119598*kisses you*McQueen nonny?
>>572119561I'm rolling on that
>>572118085ccccccccccccccute
>>572119561>>572119189I dont have cb but I have creek mlb'd. Should i roll on that?
>>572118085best uma unironically
>>572119561>A rankRemember people who said you should roll for Fuku because she's also good for GL?
>>572119561Air Groove Wit is something to keep an eye on for Lates if you don't have Neicha, by the way
>>572119561wish I was a whale so I could roll for Ogurin, I'm gonna be permaborrowing that
>>572119561GL really is just the release banner, CB + Creek rerun, and the Maru + Fine Motion rerun. and on the uma side there's only like 5 of then worth rolling forgood time for save for the horrible release of GM
>>572119598go away then
>>572119726If you're an end main and didn't roll for the first CB banner I don't know what to tell you.
>>572119907If you can afford to wait for double banners, you always should
>>572119907Nah im a frontie
How do so many of you have MLB Creek and Fine Motion when the only Creek rerun was right after Kitasan?I don't believe that all of you just got lucky
>>572119598When /uma/ is homosexual just straight up go to /v/ma, that's what I do. They always have good threads.
>>572120003whales
Should I get NSM on my open league Oguri? Already gt the heals and the inherited specials, and given her stats she can't get many more skills without reaching S-rank rating
>>572120003I don't have Brick Motion, I used two vouchers on Creek and luckshitted the rest of the copies
Flatties are pathetic
>>572120065/v/ma doesn't play the game lol
>>572120003I used two rainbow things and a selector ticket
>>572120003I made my account rerolling for Creek.I got a copy from TGA ticket.2 selectors on Creek.1 stone on Creek.Completely skipped FM tho.
>>572119041would have been great if it were 2* but for S+, I can work with it over the next week
>>572120186That doesn't really matter to me cuz I do, and they talk about the game.
>>572120148Why are you posting one then?
which uma has the tastiest milk
umas to roll for during GL:>Rickeystrongest dirter for a long while>Machanif you skipped wedding Curren and your sprint team is lacking>festival Inari and Tamamoboth really good for medium distances but get outclassed not much later>christmas Daiwa (ignore christmas Vodka)strong front used in long distances>wolf Briananother really strong long uma>Kita and Dia blancoKita is the strongest medium uma period, great parent too, and Dia is what Manhattan Cafe should have been
>>572120003I rolled for MLB Kitasan, rolled for MLB Finemo and will be rolling for Creek. No rerolls in this household
>>572120453>gaslighting
>>572120453>rickeyNo dirt worth running her in GL, use selector in her for 2nd anni.>MachanOnly if you skipped wedding Curren, yeppers.>festival Inari and TamamoMedium CM belongs to Oguri Cap >xmas DaiwaIf you don't have Kitanegro or Boy Seiun I guess...>wolf BrianThe only good uma worth pulling for.>KitablancoMake that 2 good umas worth pulling for, but this one the xogger for fr*ntfags and only good for xogger CMs
>>572120309I mean if you want to talk about the game with a bunch of A ranks, sure
>>572120003Crystals+spooks+luck
>>572120769No, it's a fine guideSlut Falco is probably the only thing they missed as being strong
>>572120130>>572120238>>572120261>>572120684I asked people who have bothWhere are all the people who claim having MLB Kitasan, Fine and Creek now?
>>572119726no
>>572120959I have MLB Kita, Neicha and Creek insteadI got MLB Neicha in one spark during her rerun banner
>>572120826I mean, i join both boards rooms and the top trainer quality is pretty much identical. They just have more casuals than us.
>>572120959You were the one who said they existed outside of whales, everyone here knew going Creek or going Finemo was the crossroads.
I think about you often, I really do.
Why is Satono Diamond not wearing bloomers 100% of the time
>>572121137<3
>>572121125their absolute strongest club is only A+ dude, barely A+ even
>>572121137Why?
>>572119561They told me Fuku was usable for GL! Why did I brick myself for a 6 month card?!!!
>>572121175Stallions should not wear bloomers
creep
>>572121175Because she's a stallion uma.
>>572121137>when the cock game is too good
>>572120003at launch i fell for the finemo gaslight and rerolled for her without being fully aware she (like 95% of other SSRs) is worthless garbage without max dupeslater i rolled for creek and had to go to 200 rolls just to get a singular hard pity copyi had similar garbage luck with kitasan and even now she's still one dupe away from max, i'm saving my rainbow crystal for when i get unlucky on tachyon
>>572119383Now what? The gaslightator doesn't find any meaningful difference as far as I can tell
>>572120003I have 3LB Creek, 2 of which came off Fuku rolls. I have MLB FineMo by blowing my crystals & selectors.
>My trainee showed up with another man.
>>572121135So they are just whales? I have Kitasan+Fine and only 0LB Creek so I thought everyone else got the three of them MLB without whaling except me
>>572121325Damn bro that sucks.... hope your luck improves on the Tach banner
>>572121376>playing standard Come on crown, get with the times and play Commander. It’s only a matter of time before Wotc bows down and adds in uma musume
>>572121224That's why im in an /uma/ club, but like. What does club rank have to do with anything? Here for example, I see good trainers in B+ or B clubs.
>>572121267>usableTechnicallyStrong card with prio songs, if you high roll her trainings and chainsSame way FineMo is strong in GL
>>572121592that is literal cope
>>572121362>rolling for FukuDid non whales do that?
the pose Rudolf hits to then do nothing for 12 episodes and saying "this is the beginning of a new era" 3 minutes before the last episode ends
>>572121525thanks bwo, i hope so toosurely 110k carats and 40 tickets will be enough to beat the curse, haha...
>>572121571Cygames have their own card game I dont think they'll do an MTG secret lair. Though I'd be willing to buy one assuming they dont just give us the normie tier umas like Tachyon and Oguri (nothing wrong with them, I just prefer others)
I want to cocktease trainer-less umas
>>572121669i only buy dailies but i did drop 400 on fuku
>>572121779why is she dressed like a 10yo boy
>>572121642I mean, call it cope if you want i have no stakes in the argument cuz im not from there in the first place. I just don't see the point in tribalism.
>>572121779nobody yois like this
>>572121267GL needs high speciality priority and initial friendship which is why speed Maya is so high suddenly. Fuku has 0 speciality priority and 20 intial friendshipSo yeah it was a 4 months card
>>572120148All flatties should be made into fatties.
>>572121793If there was an Uma secret lair I hope to god there was a Cafe card. I would create an entire deck around her as commander
>>572121830this is how you get raped
>>572121857they're literally the ones doing the tribalism retard, they started the whole "hehe we're better than the /vg/ thread" and separated themselves, turns out they are also absolute shitters at the game or straight up not play
I'm not feeling it. Even when I was training my oshi's and ignored the meta and tried to doing things for fun in the game, I never felt like I was doing it for fun, just like I was doing ace building business as usual.Just feel like it's been unfun for a while, and I don't want to feel like i'm forcing myself to do something that's not bringing me joy anymore.Take care 'yall, have fun on the field.
>>572121857Well you see we post here and they post... there. Plenty of reasons for disliking them because you see there is not here. And here is obviously better than there, otherwise we wouldnt be here
>>572118895No. NTR is only for V as said by the threads
>>572121948Sweepy...toilet?
Please stop pooping on the umamusume
>>572121259I think you're nice
>>572121995Fair nuff. I haven't had a bad experience tho. I prefer it here simply because it's consistently fast. I can't stand how slow this website is nowadays, any board outside of /vg/ is a graveyard.
Did Sweepyavatar fag left?
you aren't supposed to shit in the urinal
>>572121267Notice how they said "usable", not good.
>>572121779your mating dance is not gonna work on me kitasan
>>572118989no she just openly dislikes moids while secretly lusting after cock which she expresses through her doujins
>>572122283yeah but there's no rule saying I can't do it
>>572121267>he boughted a card that is the equivalent of 5 starring an uma
>>572122320
iirc the only way to get more shards of commander Spe (and Rhein Kraft later) is from this event right?
>>572122437your effigies?
wow this alt really is ugly
>>572121669I dropped a spark for 3LB then luckshitted MLB in later banners
>>572122437gwo?
post bigger umas
>>572122518Stop talking shit about kingdom hearts
>>572121958Cafe would have a good chance because of BoaNE... Idk how they'd handle which umas to include other than just going the anime route. With how many umas there are and the split between Global and JP that would just be the easiest option.But again, I dont see it happening, though I would welcome it. Anything is better than the barrage of Marvelshit we've been getting.
>>572122467too fat
>>572121669At the time I only had MLB Kita, 1LB Fine, and 1LB Creek. I could have gotten either wit nature or fuku and the JP posters said fuku had a longer use time than nature.
>>572122518Now show Scarlet.
>>572122373>boughted
>>572118449>>572118517sex with aisex with her motheroyakodonOYAKODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>572122518they put all their effort into making one alt shit and the other one good
>>572122518
I haven't gone outside in like a monthholy shit it's blazing hot I got dizzy just stepping outside for 5 mins
Narita TaiSEX!
>>572122714>>572122840
>>572122714>>572122840vodkacord...
>non-whales ITT MLB'd a card with 4 months shelf life for the worst scenario>could have sparked 2 umas instead>they will now pull Tachyon which means they will never use it ever again
Any non-quota clubs recruiting for next month? Thinking of flatlining for the whole month.
how are there so many SS oguri+vbobo teams in group B wtf
i don't understand the fucked up event resetsi finished the dailies just nowi got 5 more tickets from finishing said dailiesdo i... run 5 more races or do i save them for later
>>572122886what do you do about groceries?
>>572123002Mambo
>>572122953it's the hivemind, retarded newfag
>>572123002uma&co
>>572123002Not having a quota doesn't mean you get to leech you cockroach
>>572123045mission reset is at banner reset time, so wait for that
>mambo is 28/30when did this happen mambros...
>>572123051After covid, every shopping market here has delivery so I do that.
>>572123006They are the ones I have rapedThey're going to take it out on you
>>572116548I would never get an erection from Ramonu's saggy dried out bodyOnly Still's slim flawless form can make me aroused
>>572123145where have you been
>>572123045Did they reset on the new day reset time or the new card/uma/event reset time?The text of the event said they should reset on the latter..
>>572123006Those are the drones who just heard 'meta uma = good' but failed to read instructions
>>572120105
>>572123145aquantis...
Hello friends!!
>>572123045no joke, if you use all 10 tickets right now (including using carrot minis), you'll be unable to finish the dailies in 4 hours
Trying new jignologieshttps://jiggie.fun/tachnologicalinquiryhttps://jiggie.fun/tachnologicalinquiry
>>572120105nyeswhen my zoguri procs nsm+feast it's a win condition
>>572123145ra...
>>572122970shut up nonny
Remember:Your trainee doesn’t love you. She doesn’t want to marry you. She does not hold special feelings for you. You will never go to Germany and meet her parents. You will never travel the world and look at the constellations with her. You will never open up a bar in the shopping district with her. You will never have a close relationship with your trainee.
>>572123319>help me bully small childrenBasedYeah, NSM is great, especially in an evironment where the stat tax is irrelevant
>>572123125unc...
>>572123386HISHI AMASEXOOO
>>572123423true, but he can just wait until next ticket resetyou can't actually brick yourself, the only way you lose out is if you don't use all your tickets and refreshes before the reset
>>572122970im an oshi trainer and fuku is my oshi so i pulled her card. simple as.
>>572123386Why did Umamusume game become pozzed and give Manhattan Cafe and Gentildonnas burkas?
>>572123629but you can't use your oshi's card with your oshi
Who do I even go for now?
>>572123748but i need the card to see the stories from the skill chain and the flavor text.
>>572123472oki'm happy just helping my trainee fulfill her dreams
>>572123815just borrow it?
>>572123770Suzuka or Teio
>>572123770
what to pick>yes im still making aces
>>572123770>wont even spare two days
>>572123770Suzuka. Teio is dead weight and Suzuka at least still sees some play
>>572123472>h-hey trainee would y-you like to go to the festival, uh w-with me I mean>oh... oh, is that some part of your training regimen? I dont see how that will make me place any better...>y-yeah nevermind haha i-its just a thing they do in other countries i'll j-just take it out of the plan haha
how do i cope with my B finals
I lost the daily legend race
>>572122574
How the FUCK have I dodged Medium S 8 borrows in a row with a 44% Medium S rate?
pfff hahahaha(my paamaa, suzie and shakur)
>>572124094if you win it you get the same rewards as the 3rd place A finals!
>>572124140wow she's running away
>>572124094
>>572123386They had to turn Donna around because she mogged everyone so hard
>>572124213she's normal nige
The only thing I missed was the duo buffs, but I can just go all out now anyways after completing the umadex right?
>>572124117me on the right
>>572123472don't say that...
>>5721239681 wit card ? wit : sp
>>572124401Yeppers
>>572124140i got a 6L victory on suzuka earlier like this. feels amazing seeing it happen sometimes. biblically accurate nige.
Turn 2 charming, predebut trainings with throne; how will the devil cuck me this time?
do zebras exist in the umaverse? donkeys?
>>572124401Thats what i assumed was the point of all of itnow that the umadex is complete you're gonna be way stronger than umas of equivalent rank because of all those +stats
>>572123472umaxtrainer is gross, boring predatorslop anyway
>>572123386Besides a few (Cesario, Ramune, Cafe, Fine), the rest don’t look like wedding dresses. Cafe gets a pass because I’ve seen something similar to Cafe’s dress and it hinged on a long ass veil flowing behind her but it worked nonetheless
>>572124239Not in that burka
>>572124445>>572124545Alright. Thanks bwos
>>572124474No hammers
>>572124549i don't care about torena as a character and would in fact prefer him to be invisible or a faceless avatar, i care about torena(me)
>>572124558This is a wolfdog
>>572124474No distance s, no summer rainbows
You completed your umadex haven't you torena?
Teio owes me sex.
>>572124701>scared of her own shadow
>>572123386hot ugly hot ugly hot hothot hot hot hot ugly hot
>>572124701no thats my cool and sexy wife
>>572124569>ramune
>>572124936your wife does not want to eat her vegetable
>>572124852we should have an event where there are gym toreinas that represent distances, race tracks, or even horse generations
>yes i was in the chess club
NYOO MY PERFECT RUN
>>572124936Does the rice stalk stay in during fellatio?
>new data is availablenani
new data??
>>572125007It's ok, I'm vegetarian. I'll eat all the veggies for her.
>it's a new data
OH N-
Eat your vegetables
i sure hope they banned the cheaters
>>572125096Highly arousing video
>>572125094Yeah, it tickles in a good way
We need to kill the sunFukushima 4th Race - 2YO debut, 1200 meters Turf, 14 runners, post time - 11:40 JST1. Mars Worth; 2F; Sire - Admire Mars; Dam - Courir Soleil; Damsire - French Deputy; Uma in the pedigree - 2. Tiara Spirit; 2F; Sire - Shanghai Bobby; Dam - Sakura Fleuret; Damsire - Manhattan Cafe; Uma in the pedigree - Manhattan Café, Symboli Kris S, Maruzensky3. Novel Areia; 2F; Sire - Mind Your Biscuits; Dam - Fado; Damsire - Daiwa Major; Uma in the pedigree - 4. Dona Big Ben; 2F; Sire - Tower of London; Dam - Airy Region; Damsire - Rulership; Uma in the pedigree - Rulership, Air Groove5. Pilina ka Pilina; 2F; Sire - Stelvio; Dam - Or Prunelle; Damsire - Stay Gold; Uma in the pedigree - Stay Gold6. Princess Lottie; 2F; Sire - Tower of London; Dam - Princess Princess; Damsire - Discreet Cat; Uma in the pedigree - 7. Special Thanks; 2F; Sire - Firenze Fire; Dam - Fanfare; Damsire - French Deputy; Uma in the pedigree - 8. G T Maika; 2F; Sire - Siskin; Dam - Belle Capri; Damsire - Daiwa Major; Uma in the pedigree - 9. Sally Deux; 2F; Sire - Danon Premium; Dam - Sally Balance; Damsire - Henny Hughes; Uma in the pedigree - Taiki Shuttle, Maruzensky10. Rikea Cha Cha Cha; 2F; Sire - Greater London; Dam - Earth Fire; Damsire - Kurofune; Uma in the pedigree - 11. Marino Secret; 2F; Sire - Maurice; Dam - ナオミマリア; Damsire - King Kamehameha; Uma in the pedigree - Special Week, Mejiro Dober, Mejiro Ryan, Grass Wonder12. Midnight Door; 2F; Sire - Danon Ballade; Dam - Sancta Lilias; Damsire - Swept Overboard; Uma in the pedigree - 13. Win Lys Noir; 2F; Sire - Danon Smash; Dam - Pure Noire; Damsire - Black Tide; Uma in the pedigree - 14. Yamanin Alcedo; 2F; Sire - Hawkbill; Dam - Yamanin Imprime; Damsire - Sinister Minister; Uma in the pedigree - Who I think will win - Sally DeuxWho I want to win - Marino SecretDark horse - Win Lys Noir
>>572125204speedhoneyader here, still going
New data at this time of day? That can only mean one thing...
wtf i can't log ini just use hachimi
>>572123472Good. Keep it professional.
So we did not get even a warning after that retard got caught with superstan golshi?
what's the new data
>>572123386I'll never understand why they picked Ramonu for this. She doesn't scream wedding dress material to me.
>>572125364Heat mode for Bobo
Tamabros, we're cutting it close this month....
Threesome with Helios and Palmer
>>572124697>torena(me)boring selfinsertslop / predatorslop then, same thing
>>572125470Just die and funnel into the real clubs gwo
>Mainichi Okan CM at the same time as the OP level 7 potentialI hate this favoritism
>>572125470we got around 20 mil buffer haha
>>572125286Fukushima 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1800m T, 14 rnrs, post time - 12:30 JST1. Winner's Check; 2F; Sire - Danon Ballade; Dam - Winner Point; Damsire - Screen Hero; Uma in the pedigree - Grass Wonder, Tokai Teio, Symboli Rudolf2. Margarito; 2F; Sire - Rulership; Dam - Polyantha; Damsire - Harbinger; Uma in the pedigree - Rulership, Air Groove, Mejiro Dober, Mejiro Ryan3. Lucky Sparkle; 2C; Sire - Epi; Dam - Lucky Lilac; Damsire - Orfevre; Uma in the pedigree - Epi, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Spe, Maruzensky, Orfevre, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen4. Vip Venus; 2F; Sire - Epi; Dam - Assoluta; Damsire - Zenno Rob Roy; Uma in the pedigree - Zenno Rob Roy, Epi, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky5. Al Andalus; 2F; Sire - Just a Way; Dam - Azulejo; Damsire - Turtle Bowl; Uma in the pedigree - 6. Primera Estrella; 2C; Sire - Gendarme; Dam - Eclosion; Damsire - Empire Maker; Uma in the pedigree - Believe7. Center Island; 2C; Sire - Efforia; Dam - Lady Mystify; Damsire - Bernardini; Uma in the pedigree - Epi, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Spe, Maruzensky8. Leggeranza; 2C; Sire - Siskin; Dam - Elevatezza; Damsire - Deep Impact; Uma in the pedigree - 9. Margot Paradis; 2C; Sire - Efforia; Dam - Hiraboku Win; Damsire - Wild Rush; Uma in the pedigree - Epi, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Spe, Maruzensky10. Monde d'Amour; 2F; Sire - Hot Rod Charlie; Dam - Pure Serenity; Damsire - Black Tide; Uma in the pedigree - 11. Triptyque; 2F; Sire - Isla Bonita; Dam - ツバキエンジェル; Damsire - Fourty Niners Son; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki12. Arde Arc; 2C; Sire - Rey de Oro; Dam - Win Alouette; Damsire - Dance in the Dark; Uma in the pedigree - Symboli Kris S13. Win Wagner; 2C; Sire - Fierement; Dam - Win Alkanna; Damsire - I'll Have Another; Uma in the pedigree - 14. Capella Tesoro; 2C; Sire - Fierement; Dam - Chicago Tesoro; Damsire - Maclean's Music; Uma in the pedigree - Who I think will win - Lucky SparkleWho I want to win - Lucky SparkleDark horse - Margot Paradis
>>572125286Are there really only 2 training facilities in all of Japan? Or is it some special JRA club you have to be a part of in order to race?
>>572125470I have been busy but expect another 5~10M fans from me by the end of the month.
>>572124697we love self-insert here
>>572120105>open league OguriDo you have no soul?
>>572125625>Mirco Demuro riding a 53-1 odds debut hoers
>>572125625Lotta Kris S in that list, based
>>572125470if club was still named almondlove, it probably would have stayednobody loves tamano
>>572121779why does kitasan look like she buys clothes from a thrift store
>>572125625Kokura 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1200 meters Turf, 10 runners, post time - 12:20 JST1. World Angel; 2F; Sire - Suave Richard; Dam - Earth Angel; Damsire - Kinshasa no Kiseki; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki2. Meisho Perle; 2C; Sire - Van Gogh; Dam - Meisho Zekkei; Damsire - South Vigorous; Uma in the pedigree - Agnes Tachyon3. Smart Escort; 2F; Sire - Smart Odin; Dam - Smart Aello; Damsire - Smart Robin; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki4. Shine Road; 2C; Sire - Tower of London; Dam - Hamagiku; Damsire - Lawman; Uma in the pedigree - 5. Hiruno Aragon; 2C; Sire - Gendarme; Dam - Taisei Avancer; Damsire - Harbinger; Uma in the pedigree - King Halo, Maruzensky, Believe6. Smart Potion; 2F; Sire - California Chrome; Dam - Smart Remora; Damsire - Gold Allure; Uma in the pedigree - 7. Elder Krone; 2C; Sire - Danon Legend; Dam - Noble Crown; Damsire - Zenno Rob Roy; Uma in the pedigree - Zenno Rob Roy8. Queen's Eye; 2F; Sire - Four Wheel Drive; Dam - Suzukano Jericho; Damsire - Suzuka Mambo; Uma in the pedigree - 9. Kimuken Shisa; 2C; Sire - Greater London; Dam - Kimuken Lien; Damsire - Duramente; Uma in the pedigree - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove10. Indy Jazz; 2F; Sire - Indy Champ; Dam - Jazz Etude; Damsire - I Am Invincible; Uma in the pedigree - Stay GoldWho I think will win - Indy JazzWho I want to win - Hiruno AragonDark horse - Shine Road>>572125654All Trainers under JRA use either Ritto or Miho (Tra)ining (Cen)ters. You can google them. Both should have English websites with infoNAR has it's own thing iirc
Hnnnngggg
We love Almonds here
/Uma/ Club's dancho is one of the lowest earners. Ex-autisma Dancho has more
20/20 total kamioshi dominationjust ignore that one little letter
>>572123472Meanwhile... Super Creek's story exists
I'd like some rest&recreation
>>572126194Wins are wins bro, congrats on the sweep
>>572126134Kokura 6th Race - 2YO debut, 1200 meters Turf, 11 runners, post time - 12:50 JST1. Toshimichi; 2C; Sire - Ares Barows; Dam - Thurston Lala; Damsire - King Kamehameha; Uma in the pedigree - Special Week, Maruzensky2. Great Kirishima; 2C; Sire - Cape Blanco; Dam - Tsukimichan; Damsire - Fuji Kiseki; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki3. Suitoyo; 2F; Sire - Ares Barows; Dam - Kashino Tida; Damsire - Came Home; Uma in the pedigree - Symboli Kris S4. Yuino Jikankasegi; 2C; Sire - Tower of London; Dam - Kyoko Toppa; Damsire - Silver State; Uma in the pedigree - 5. Love Mighty; 2F; Sire - Squirtle Squirt; Dam - Logo Mark; Damsire - Chichicastenango; Uma in the pedigree - 6. Kashino Vita; 2F; Sire - Satono Aladdin; Dam - Stay Alive; Damsire - Iffraaj; Uma in the pedigree - 7. Kagoshima; 2G; Sire - Copano Charlie; Dam - Reste en Or; Damsire - Stay Gold; Uma in the pedigree - Stay Gold, Agnes Digital8. Yui Partir; 2F; Sire - Squirtle Squirt; Dam - Euclase; Damsire - Turtle Bowl; Uma in the pedigree - 9. Push the Limit; 2C; Sire - R Star; Dam - Zollverein; Damsire - Kinshasa no Kiseki; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki10. Nishino Martini; 2C; Sire - Nero; Dam - Nishino Olive; Damsire - Reach the Crown; Uma in the pedigree - Special Week, Maruzensky11. Kashino Kagemaru; 2G; Sire - Cape Blanco; Dam - Kunoichi; Damsire - Admire Moon; Uma in the pedigree - Who I think will win - ToshimichiWho I want to win - KagoshimaDark horse - Yuino Jikankasegi
>>572126194Graded wins aren't wins.
>>572125007good, neither do I. we are a MEAT ONLY household
>>572126194Suzuka is female coded?
>>572126194disgusting smurfer
>>572126314SEX SEXOO SEX
>>572124549Yeah I just like watching the girls being adorable, I don't need to specifically imagine myself romancing them. I've got lots of romance manga (with actual well-written stories) to serve that desire, should I ever feel it (and sometimes I do in fact feel it)
>>572126314Disgusting art shame on you
7 and I cook my triple meat and cheese protein rolls Any number and I sleep
>new data is availablefucking what now
>>572126371Hakodate 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1200 meters Turf, 6 runners, post time - 12:10 JST1. Chopin Concours; 2C; Sire - Mikki Isle; Dam - Malham Cove; Damsire - Lord Kanaloa; Uma in the pedigree - 2. Shigure; 2F; Sire - Twirling Candy; Dam - Ferdinanda; Damsire - Giant's Causeway; Uma in the pedigree - 3. Ume Hinata; 2F; Sire - Declaration of War; Dam - La Haina; Damsire - Milt's Overture; Uma in the pedigree - 4. Sokai Familia; 2C; Sire - Declaration of War; Dam - A Shin M D; Damsire - King Kamehameha; Uma in the pedigree - 5. Azurite Tiara; 2F; Sire - New Year's Day; Dam - Hi Lili; Damsire - Agnes Tachyon; Uma in the pedigree - Agnes Tachyon6. Luminous Gem; 2F; Sire - Sungrazer; Dam - Jewel Tower; Damsire - Kurofune; Uma in the pedigree - Who I think will win - ShigureWho I want to win - ShigureDark horse - Ume Hinata
>>572126236they basically would need to make the umas fuck torena in full-frontally nude positions for several concurrent scenes to make it any more clear at this point
>Here's our 2-year-old newbie filly, Umatter-chan, who joined the stable today! >They named her after Umatter from the Twitter scene in the Uma Musume world, apparently.>She's Umatter-chan, a horse whose name was destined to bring her into the Kazuhiro Kato stable, right?>For a victory in her last year, we'll start by working hard on the gate test first.>Everyone, please remember her. When she debuts, cheer her on, okay?
>>572126597hope they fixed the event and we another 5 tickets on CM reset
>>572126410
>fimo rainbow at the start of classicoh yeah it's coming
>>572126193>Ex-autisma Dancho has more
>>572126821white woman pleasant surprise
>>572126194>GUYS LOOK I'M KICKING DOWN SPECIAL ED KIDS I'M SO GOOD
>>572126193Who?
>>572126956
Bros I don't feel so good I think I'm burning out maybe I should step down as danchou and move to this club... more competitive club, I don't want to damage our club earnings so it's better that I leave for this... more competitive club, we still good, right?*farms 100M fans*
>>572120432dantsu flame the dairy cow
>>572127085Cute!
mares........
>>572126660Well I don't mean that they're ALL like that just because Super Creek is... but it's certainly true that not all of them are completely free of trainee/trainer chemistry that has a somewhat sexual flavor to it. And I'm not even thinking of any JP-only characters since I don't know them yet. But like Super Creek is pretty close to being your fiancée at the end of her story, and Bourbon clearly has some special feelings about you, plus whatever other examples I'm not thinking of...
>>572127131Your uma got some pretty huge feet bro
>>572127183yeah im referring to the idea in general as a thing that can/does happen, but a lot of the zoomer fans get autistic as fuck about anything remotely sexual
>>572127085What is she plotting?
>>572127131This is a really useful diagram for keeping track of the components of a beautiful sexy Vodka
>>572126821I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that
>>572126193He's the only Danchou that pays his club kittens so it's ok
what would you do in this situation?
>>572127608say yeah to Urara and thanks to Palmer
>>572126789love meathate vegiessimple ascall me a childi dont carelove meat
Grass Wonder can fix me
>>572126314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEAYPD1Fugs
Cool pic, but are Rudolf and Oguri related in any sort of way?
too hot to even fap
>borrow /uma/ anon's kitasan every now and then>he also has throneLooks like I didn't need to look for more, enjoy your crowns and friendship points gwo I'll be using your borrows today all day.
>>572127608get baby trapped by Palmer
>>572121958I'd say she'd have a pretty good chance since the leader cards you could pull in the shadowverse tcg and scan into the phone game were yeppers, taishin, kawapri, yaeno, grass, tahbo, cafe, and palmer. spe came with the starter deck and I think you could get golshi as an online exclusive leader.
>>572123472my trainee literally gives me an engagement ring sorry chud
>you won't be able to run Turf Ricke-
I have fapped a lot less for the extreme heat
>>572126193he pays his due in.... other ways
Most likely to be assaulted by her trainer
>>572126134here i'm picking Meisho Perle>>572126371Here I'm picking Push the Limit>>572126602And here I'm picking Chopin ConcoursI hope they're all safe, thanks for sharing as always
>>572128393it isn't fun if i can't tell which uma it is
>>572128403you wish Kitasan
>throne dates activate without much fuss>need to move heaven and earth while waiting for a red moon before Team Sirius gets off their fat asses
>Mnotjeu was given muscle definition>Mejiro Ryan
>>572128345
>>572128393curren would do this
>>572116548>No man would ever get an erection from any woman (uma or ningen) ever again after a night with Ramonuftfy
>>572129374I would cast my shame aside and beg for it
>>572129374I'm too young to be a gelding
>>572128025Rudolf caused the first Keiba boom and Oguri the second.
>>572129537Holy retardThe first Keiba Boom was with the first Idol Horse - HaiseikoOguri was the second to be regarded as an Idol Horse and caused the second Keiba BoomThere was never any other like them
>>572129806if haiseko was so big how come nobody posts her?
>>572129374One night in Ramonu makes a hard man humble
>>572129985all of her images are too big to post on 4chan
>>572129985the grandpas during her time are now dead
>>572129985Because the other two from the Twinkle Legends trio are more sex
>>572130149what if I don't get hard
>>572129985Ugly
>>572129806retard
>>572123386post THAT webm
>>572130305same to you
I can't imagine real sex actually feeling that much better than my toysjust easier to get horny because there's a woman in front of you
>>572130286The queens we use would not excite you...
>>572130104guns are cringe
>>572130485
>>572130317Cute bro
>>572130409
>>572125094it goes right up the urethra
>>572129985i have posted her before
>>572130704Horrifying mental image
>>572125671yukino BITCHIN'
>>572130594not THE one I was looking for but thanks
>>572130884Wow, a cosplay that actually looks pretty good. I do need her to sit down in an office chair and spin around while happily smiling though
Nonnies?
>>5721305944chan software should be modified so that this video is automatically posted in a random 30% of threads, across all boards, always. It is never off topic, no matter what is being discussed
>>572130820I wish some NPC were playable.I want to umapyoi this 88 years old hag.
>gondorian umas futilely charging to retake osgiliath>torepippin sings to acting director denethoriko eating grotesquely>home is behind, the world ahead>and there are many paths to tread>through shadow, to the edge of night>until the stars are all alight>mist and shadow>cloud and shade>all shall fade>all shall fade...I cry every time
>>572130546I think they're cool! :D
>>572113459Belnowife
okay I've fallen for the Rulership propagandawhen is she coming to Global
>>572130104woah cool chiappa rhino. I want one of the longer barrel versions of that.
>>572132421she was a limited day 1 uma, you can't get her anymore
>>572132421...Anon I...
>>572132609...what...
>>572132696She is not...not yet on...
>>572132696Tomorrow
9pm and it's over 90 degrees insideI should have never visited Europe
>>572130820umadol
Which of these are actually good>Keep getting baited with the low cost of full throttle when it needs a gold recovery's worth of extra SP or stamina points to use without committing suicide
Who is your favourite Mejiro, /uma/?
>>572133043they're all good
>>572127608>tell urara I love her too with a big hug>make a new mejiro with palmer
>>572133043Both Fearless and Fighting Spirit are 1.8s skillsFearless is best with THH or at high discount, otherwise not worth takingFighting Spirit is just okayFull Throttle is only ever okay if it does not kill your spurt rate, make sure to calc it
waow after i qualified into group A i just got matched with minmaxers so many marus and meta umas the first ticket was 0/5 and the second ticket was 1/5
>>572133057Ardan
>>572133057
>>572128849What's the song playing whwen Sirius gets SLIDE'd
>>572133043gametora says that the stamina drain on full throttle is minuscule but whenever i put it on the gaslightlator it completely bricks the spurt rate
>>572133523I don't remember the name but it's in global already so you can scroll through the concerts until you find it.
Would you fuck your trainee before graduation?
>>572132962buy a fan a put a frozen water bottle behind it
>>572133782you don't have sex with umasumas have sex with you
>>572133523it's the instrumental version of the slide song hoppity something
>>572132962don't do >>572133850 it creates umastard gas
>>572124549are we pretending that most trainees aren't begging for it while toreina rebuffs their advances
>>572133628>minisculeIt takes 4% of your max HP in the middle of the race, which affects your spurt calcs by quite a bit, usually ending up delaying it at least a bit
>>572133057Probably McQueen or Palmer
>>572124474>how will the devil cuck me this time?Speed rainbow drought *coughs blood*
this might be the worst CM in this entire game's lifespan. how the fuck do people take this seriously when literally every room is hoguri dominator, complete joke of a PVP mode
>>572133945erm gametora says it's 2% THO
>>572134351
>>572134153forever young career be like:
>>572133939proofs, gooner-sama?
>>572116548
>>572134471Holy fuck I am roided the fuck up
>>572134471delete this NOW
>>572134253Change versions
>>572134562In reference to Sovereignty?
Dense trainer-sans will be forced to go down the dignity destroying slide.
>>572116548Still in love? more like trainer is Still Soft lmao
post something cute
>>572134825ok
yeah, I don't think this semen slurping throne card is for me
i want to cuddle with taiki shuttle
>>572135032
>>572135090
why is the throne card considered bad? genuine question i dont read guides or follow any content creators so im not very well informed
>>572135090have you tried replacing spe? i like the card but i'm never getting above 900 wit
>>572135259it gets mogged by the scenario card in like 2 weeks
>>572135032something cute
this CM sure is something
>>572135259You arent running a second pal card in the next scenario, so it only sees use for a few weeks.
janny only deleted the new bake and not the old bake again award
>>572135259throne is not bad but apparently for grand live light hello makes its job but way better, even at LB2 or MLB R, not sure about the latteryou can probably use both if you get tachyon and light hello MLBthis card is basically the riko of this scenario, it just released at the end
>>572135275spe is not a wit card gwochisI wanted gourmand but I don't think I need it for medium TT, almost 1k stam on sparks alone is nice, if I replace it would be with sweepy
>>572135259it's really strong but only usable for a few more weeks (and maybe for a short period at the beginning of grandmasters)we'll likely continue to build parents in MANT even with the affinity update but it doesn't provide any useful parent skills except prudent positioning
>>572135259It’s like running 0.5 of every card type in one slotVery efficient, but not in a scenario where you need to dedicate a slot to a scenario link group card and the rest to high priority speed or wit cards and occasionally a stamina card
is belno light a slutty homewrecker
>>572135082good now never post it again bitch
I like how when mood down event happens but you're already awful so it just zoom past it without delay, like that's right fuck outta here
>>572135478oh no i meant the setup in general, i use the same as you except with windy instead of spe for the 60 RB, probably skill issue but with tachyon and marvy i can't get wit to at least 1kas for sparks i do use power, feels like i consistently finish at around 600-700, i'm lucky some umas i use have a gold recovery
>>572133057The tomboy with milk juggs.
>>572135862tachy+marv+throne is more than enough to make 1k+ wit
although i appreciate the free carats i cant believe the collab is just turning your umas into sashimi for a couple TP restores
>>572133057Dober and McQueen are the only valid responses
i actually can't train sweep because anytime she says one of her low energy voice lines, specifically the "yaaaadaaaaaa" one i can feel my dick getting hard.
>>572135681fuck you
>>572135862I looked at my entire TT team and yeppers, the marvy+tachyon setup hits its ceiling at 1k wit, higher requires a third wit card, 900 wit is base for TT so it's all good, for CM I'd rather borrow FM than throne, feels like a whale card or nonstop grinding highroll card
oops
>>572133043Fearless and Fighting Spirit both have pretty high win conversion rates. They're solid. Full Throttle does as well, but it can also brick you if you don't have enough stam. It's nearly a gold-level drain.
>>572136305>I looked at my entire TT team and yeppers, the marvy+tachyon setup hits its ceiling at 1k witnot with throne it ain'tdon't ignore me bitch
>>572136434I'm not grinding throne umas I'd rather borrow a good card
bwos im not getting fp from my fm anymore
my hand itches i want to press it and gamble but i know it would be better to do a x10 roll
>>572136605that's a 10roll but with a guaranteed 3*, it's not a single roll
>>572136605surely at this point you have almost all debut umas making that a complete scam
>>572135982i see that, maybe i'm overcapping speed or i get unlucky with rainbows and friendships, i even try to focus mirror if i get carrots>>572136305yeah, i just need to play more smart,, also true about throne, sometimes they pop recreation dates early, sometimes they start in mid to late classic, it's pretty RNGthanks bros
>>572136605Worst scamcha possible
Umama
>>572136605I was forced to do all the scamchas because I can't stand seeing extra dots on the scout page
>>572136605Just wait for the anniversary banners, minnowCHAD, release ones aren't worth it at this point
/uma/ is fucking dead...
I wonder why.
>>572137468that's so sad... wanna make out?
6 runs in a row without distance spark going off...
>>572137536Wanna have sex instead?
>cant win against a long goldshi in dream team>idea.jpg>change everyones position to end closer except the ace>goldshis positioning gets fucked as a late surger since everyone is behind her>goldshi fires up her skill mid race it works i guess
>>572137154
Riko should have expelled Urara during the Unity Cup
>19>16>17how have your tickets been umadacchi?
This is all horsemeat's fault
Why does Fine Motion not have the same ear ornament on both ears now?
>"Hey maybe I should use these parents they were pretty decent on another uma">Mile CI HATE MANT
>>572138261they would've found riko pulled apart and kingu nowhere to be seen if that happened
>>572138371...years old!
>>572138506you don't need to run mile races
wombo
biko pegasexo tummy
Tomato.
>>572139084need an Uma Musume: Pretty Derby Season 0 for rudolf and katsuragi and cb and so on
>>572138541Wife Groove
silly
>>572138482because shut up
>>572139292It will be the next movie. Trust.
>>572139372I don't want a movie I want a new season...
>>572138482She transitioned
>>572139371Fine Motion is trans rep
>>572138482they made her a mare because why not?
>>572138482i find it really funny that they didn't even actually show her alt because it mogged NTR that hard
raw men
>>572138482They have to make it clear her womb is barren
Thoughts on this casual outfit?
>>572139698They didn't because they never doScenario alts are single banners because of Cygames' are jewish
>>572138482>FineMo with her hair down
>>572139891Wifexina.
>>572139891verxina sexooo
>>572138745too old tbqh, give me flower and sweep instead
>>572139698Obsessed
6 pwr 3 speed 4* turf 2* mile, I'll take it perfect for groove desu
>>572140094>>572140094Zettai iYA
Any cuties here?
>>572140291hey
>>572140291I'm ugly...
>>572140496You posted Dober though so you're spiritually cute
>>572140291KYS
I still don't know how to build parents and I have been playing for 6 months.
>>572139352
hair in armpits is gross
>>572139891lickable calves
>>572140693Time relearn after July 1st
>>572140360biblos cute
>>572140685>Moids will call this gross
gwos I thought turf S was better??
>>572140992Testing for Sprint? Sprint S might actually better because 1200 power and 1200 guts accel
I shave my armpits
>>572139698>Fine Motion mogging Toprolol
>>572141060this is with 500 guts even lol
>>572140685I like my women with a bush
>>572141083any pics
What's the point of gutsmaxint with pace chasers?
>>572139891Wifey SexLove the exposed shoulderI really wish more girl dress more like this irl
>>572141083as you should
>>572141083but are you a woman though? both things matter.
>>572141285winning duels
fixed
>>572140656Kyssies with you
QRD on the cheese strat for the event?
>>572140992not like I had any 3* blue sprint anyway so maybe I'll get double S
>>572141573This plus what are the rewards
>>572141514YESSEXUSHIN
Left or right?
>>572141573Higher rank umas cost more points to recruit while you get higher point rewards the fuller your pokedex isSo the strat is to use a g rank uma as captain to keep your score low, race against other g rank captaina and recruit them for cheap to get that multiplier up and then start increasing rank once you have a full dex. You can also swap out captains to a normal uma to actually win the race vs the other g ranks
> The botters have built their own faction and hijacked a bot to spread their wordLmao
>>572141115JESUS CHRIST AWOOOOOGA
>>572142263i swear people take on the most retarded causes
This one is actually kind of bop
>>572141115Those are some fat nipples you could chew on those for hours
>>572141924right is less of a blatant slut
>>572141115But that is Topro? on the screen?
>>572142263
>>572141402I shave my legs, balls, and armpits
i think i accidentally made a sprint ace
>>572142263do botters genuinely feel like they are working hard, or is this all a bit and he's trolling them
>>572142263>imageboard drama: I'm gay, I hate this guy, these two fags should kiss>discord seanigger drama: browns cheating until the game is the worst it's been, skinwalking some faggot through a chatbot, asking grokzuna to write walls of text that get nowhere
>>572141083>>572142650based
>>572142650Shaving legs takes too long
>>572142742yeah 4chan used to be cool
>>572136425where do i see win conversion rates on skills? Is this a hakuraku thing?
>>572141928And if you're already out of G rank and in D or C rank and also already out of scout points? I feel this strat also forgets to mention you need to bank scout points so you wont waste tickets.
>>572142782>>572142650i am physically incapable of growing hair on my legs, they're as smooth as a babys bottom and have been my whole life
>>572142970>>572142970>>572142970
>>572143030idk lol I'm playing normally
>>572140291KISS YOURSELF, NOW
>>572143067troll OP someone counterbake
>>572143281I could but it's going to be NTR
>>572143281how is it a troll OP
>>572143001It is, and it will differ for each cm and style. Go to skill analysis, look up the skill, and you get the percentage of times for each style that firing that skill resulted in a win.
>>572143517because he was going to bake and is now mad he cant have his op pic chosen
>>572142749My wife
>>572143701intradastingthanks
>>572143067that's an umjp image innit
how do i drop my ranking so I can complete the umadex, I progressed too hard
