Previous: >>572322398>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt), SSR Tazuna HayakawaNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
wahey
autis/uma/ has ONE slot as of right now for july (I'm about to cull our main flatliner to prevent giving them gibs)we're a+ again, so join us if you want, apply either in game with /uma/ in your bio, or here in the bread
Last bread was really comfy, i gotta say.
>redditshower
Digitan LOVE
>Stilltranny thread
>>572351250>culling before gibsunfathomably based
>my trainee showed up with another man
UMADash will have 1 spot open next month, a member is retiring (RIP), so if you want his spot, drop your ID and be willing to do 30M/month
>>572350783I had some decent ramen at a restaurant ran by an old japanese couple near me but it honestly wasn't anything to get excited about. It's good, sure.
>>572351264Too bad the Bakushinfag is online now.
will japan be able to do it, bwos?
>>572351269>>572351117MY precious CHILDHOOD FRIEND! BUEBUE>>572351170My Gentle Wife, #2
>>572351250>I'm about to cull our main flatliner to prevent giving them gibsBASED DANCHOU BASED DANCHOU BASED DANCHOU
>>572351365its real advice, im going there as soon as i land in july for my first mealits too tasty to pass up
>>572351416They're underdogs, but they have a realistic shot of knocking out Brazil if things go well for them. Anything is possible in a single match
lol
2 days until sex
>>572351250>cull our main flatliner to prevent giving them gibs
boysex
>>572351641isnt it 3
trying to recruit before the month screams desperation and gives me the ick
Dodo...
>>572351641SEX SHIP
>>572351250>(I'm about to cull our main flatliner to prevent giving them gibs)my danchou is so based
>>572351645hmmmmm
>I showed up with another trainer's trainee
>Wake up during EU hours>Thread is super slow but also super chill and fun>Wake up during US hours>Thread is way faster but also super gay and cringe, fun being 2ndaryI wish the thread could be like this all the time, even the occasional schizo rant is easy to ignore and overlook>>572351846How new are you?
>>572351613lmao
>>572351250I hope that's not me
>>572351250the spot is now free, if anyone wants to apply and get in early for next month if they're currently without a club :)
I wanna eat Still's ramen
>>572351926SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>572351416>will japan be able to do it, bwos?No. They will be ass-raped.
>>572351896try not waking up
Since next CM is going to be flooded with fronts and pacers, then having pump on pace will be viable right? Inevitably there will be some umas below 5th.
>>572351717boys deserve all the love in the world
Oh...
How many runs have you done today?
>>572352046any pace at 6th is already losing
good morning
So i've seen between the pics posted here and a streamer i watched that you guys hoard on SPs only to spend them end season. I understand the reasoning about having more options to specialize and do an a la carte runner, but it also makes me wonder how impactful are skills during season?Are pure stats enough to do the big G1s?
>>572352058
>>5723521761
>Umadachis are eating ramen because of a video gameWhat next, going to get a daughter to train as well?
>get good cm16 ace run going>two s sparks>get hit with a 1st turn with no energy race skin aids>0 cures entire run, only 1 mood up in any shop>infirmary fails twice+ forced to waste 1 summer turn on healing itGod I fucking hate MANT, they should remove the infirmary button altogether
>>572351250Mambros... Why can't we be like this?
>>572352219it depends, some umas have really weak uniques for careers and need some important skills to win. But usually you can just outstat the opponent, yeah
>>572351250I wish my danchud was this based.
>>572351371what's your rank at
>>572347718So Uma is random and card is selector?
>>572352046surely this time it will work!!
>>572352219>Are pure stats enough to do the big G1s?usually yesif you are blocked you are blocked thoSome umas need a skill to activate their unique, XOguri for example, some just have dogshit uniques so you should pick some stuff
>>572351416Brazil is incredibly washed I believe in Japan
>>572352219If you're racing with distance B having skills can make you win (it's placebo)
Dia-chan kissu
>>572351416Japan is reddit incarnate but Brazil unfortunately has a lot of extremely subhumanly annoying players like mono and gabriel jesus so I'm hoping japan wins and then gets thrashed in the next round
>>572351108HOEH ARIGATOU
>>572352365>So Uma is random and card is selector?1x paid 10x roll with a guarantee SSR Uma, randomSuppose there will also be one similiar for cards1SSR voucher pick your card until a certain banner from missions
>>572352329We're A+, hover between 110-130 most months
>>572352581NOOOO MORE STOLEN SONGS AAAAAA
Stego cute.
>>572352560reddit hates japan tho
>a mountain of bean sprouts on topwho the fuck wants to eat this
>>572352224Cheval unfortunately doesn't have the feistiness which makes up the real appeal of boy umas. They've got to be annoying pieces of shit in some way, shape or form or else they're boringgggg
>>572351416Japan almost fucked Brazil up in a friendly mach right before the world cup so who knowsIf we, huecountry, loses it will be pretty funny because we have a few players who think too highly of themselves and if they get fucked would be funnyFuck you paqueta and you too gabriel jesus
>>572352735you could also order it with a mountain of coriander on top
>>572352560>Japan is reddit incarnateIronic, considering how much Reddit hates Japan due to politics and general cultural incompatibilities.And no, your super niche 100 user subreddit does not matter.
>>572352735Me. I fucking love beansprouts.
Watching a vtuber play the new JP scenario, reading every bit of text like every new scenario play should be, took her around 40 mins. I can't fucking wait for MANT to be over.
i thought ramen was just dry noodles and pho is noodles in a bowl
I can't stop thinking about sex with Daiichi Ruby
>>572352949they're types of noodles, like how spaghetti and angel hair are different types that look similar and are used in similar dishes
>watching a vtuber
>>572352802>He hasn't seen adult cheva, the angry and super serious housewifePlus she'd rape you if given the opportunity, like most, if not all would.>>572352805>Japan almost fucked Brazil upHow the mighty have fallen...>>572352882>40 minutes, WHILE reading everything>Meanwhile MANT takes 40-60min WHILE speedrunning it WITH speed hacks engaged and skipping everythingAmazing
>>572352949I'm not a ramen knower but I bet it's all about the broth.Ramen broth would go so hard with rice.
MANT is almost overhow you guys doing?
>>572353083>but I bet it's all about the broth.I have zero fucking clue about Ramen, but whenever I read or hear about it in Manga and anime it seems to be about nothing but the broth. It's the big secret behind local and store specialties from what I can guess.The big base that makes everything else work.
>>572353301>>572353083Yes but also if the meat is cooked poorly it's also shit.
>>572353083leftover ramen broth is excellent for putting leftover rice into
>>572351896I keep different variations of that image everywhere lately, so I was curious where it was fromI just thought it was a funny coincidence that google thinks it's related to Helios for some reason
>>572352725>>572352856Theyre reddit because they are the "le heckin underdogrino" team in every world cup and their supporters do that performative picking up trash shit every single time just so people praise themStop being a weeb
>>572353403I want to ravage Doto so bad
>>572352505
>>572351250the flatliner is gone, and im doing fanruns to replace their minimal contributions, we also will have a second slot open as a veteran is burnt out and quitting the game next month, so if you wanna join autis/uma/ theres 1, and soon to be 2 slots open
>>572353398When is cyge giving us a fujoshi uma to complete the trinity with digitan and dober
>>572353431But this is a weeb website...
>>572353431reddit hates them for pickin up trash. It isn't 2016 anymore retard, things change
>>572353301The broth is the most important part and the most closely guarded trade secret for ramen shops but the thickness and firmness of the noodles are important too since everyone has their own preferences on that.
>>572352282Because Neth is a fraud that stole the role from more deserving people, he actually doesn't care about the club at all
>>572353403>From simply training, to race hell, to idolmaster(but bad) hag sex, to fucking french gals, building an onsen to fuck hags in, a tropical resort and now a ramen shop for some reason.I'm sure I missed a lot, but this games scenarios are amusing
>>572353430because it ishttps://x.com/a_ben19/status/2051256492863737916
>>572353215I'm at 168 for MANT, 53 for Aoharu, and 28 for URA. Guessing the last 7 events in MANT are umas I don't have. Not sure how to get the last ones in Aoharu,
>>572353637I see. I don't browse reddit so I wouldn't know.
>>572353580Your burnt out vet will be in /uma/club in 2 days
>>572353403Doto is waiting for shakur to line up so she can go back inside and cook her ramen personally
>>572353808they promised us they wouldnt...
>>572353637>reddit hates them for pickin up trash.what........?
>>572353805Cheval is a good girl, so she'll help her trainer with that
>>572353805
what does horse ramen taste like?
The autis/uma/ flatliner has twice as many fans as the one in TamaLove....
I just got kicked, any uma club for this feel?
Oh, new topping placement animation.
>>572351250But I asked for permission from former danchou that I will flatline for this month...
>>572353912how can you even let oguri into the kitchen without the risk of her just eating everything while she's taste-testing
>>572352282But he did murder those two flatliners past the gibs deadline as well this very month?
>>572353958the person that got culled joined in mid-month, bwo. someone completely unrelated to the previous danchouyou're fine
>>572353953
>>572353859brown people seethe when others have manners and call it "performative" because they literally cant imagine not acting like an ape in public
Hey
>>572353859Reddit is weak to group think so it was easy for chink bots on reddit convinced people there to start hating Japan.
>>572353912I refuse to believe that the large majority of these HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS have any idea how to cook. There's no way it's actually good.
>>572354082In all fairness, it was literally an APA shill. Those bags were literally APA bags, they don't sell those bags normally anywhere.
Touhou hijack lol
>>572352735That's one of the norm for mashimashi ramen
>>572354082oh, so the class of people who've never returned a shopping cart didn't like it. subhumans disgust me
>>572354113They have a class dedicated to becoming the perfect wife for their trainer
>>572354038Fat fuck here, you don't take bites or taste test while cooking. Cooking is like edging, you don't eat until it's done. If Oguri is cooking she would respect the kitchen.
>>572353431Even if it is performative, and even if they "don't do it in their own stadiums", they are still picking up trash
>all this comfy jp posting>all this ramen posting>2who hijacktoday is a good thread, till the mutts arrive
>>572354169I am being assaultedHelp me??
Please stop posting the ramen scenario, it's making me want to skip my MANT runs
i got approval to visit the mejiro farmsteads gravesite in july when i visit
>>572354169
>>572354113home economics is a common class in Japan as far as anime has taught methey all know how to cook to some degree
>>572354158>in all fairnessIt doesn't matter what bag it is, nigger. Pick up your own trash.
>>572354268Except this thread is shit with off topic garbage and the only reason why I haven't said shit is because you'd fags would just call me a schizo and defend the avatarfag
>>572354240Really?https://youtu.be/2Jrb-wi87Dw
>>572354240counterpoint:https://youtu.be/2Jrb-wi87Dw
>>572353921Getting away with free gibbs. It's not fair...
>>572354240>or taste test while cookingfalse, you do taste tests for stuff like seasoning, e.g. you're making beef stir fry, you'll take a small slice of beef or a slice of vegetable and see if you need garlic salt pepper etc or if it's good as is.
>>572353674It should be>>From simply training, to training a team, to race hell, to idolmaster(but bad) hag sex, to fucking AI, to fucking french gals, to a sports tournament, to farming and cooking, to fucking a cripple and her mecha self, to fucking three legendary uma hags, to being stranded on an island, to building an onsen to fuck hags in, and now a ramen shop for some reason.
>>572354397I'm just telling you that it was literally performative regardless of whether or not it was the right thing to do. Everyone should pick up their trash, yes, but that shit was just an APA shill and if they weren't getting paid to do it they likely wouldn't have. Have you seen how some race courses look after a horse race?
>>572353403This is how I am at work
>>572354252Bwo stadiums have jannies who get paid to pick up trashIf they actually cared about cleanliness or whatever they could pick up all the trash on the streets but they won't because it doesn't attention or views unlike doing it in the stadiumOther japs were literally calling them out on it
>>572354418>>572354461hivemind
>>572354418>>572354461guess she loves eating more than she loves foodas a fat fuck I've lost a little respect for the oguri
>>572354378well ARENT YOU SPECIAL, FAGGOT!>>572354406Shut up, schizo>>572354471Thank you for the detailed correction. Big fan of all the hag uma fucking
>>572354528sex
>>572354560She's peak
>>572354471>hags>hags >hagsuhhhhhhhhhh.......... guys? I'm starting to notice a pattern here........
Name my new band, /uma/
>>572354560Spechud is guilty too
>>572354593im a trainer, im not special week
>>572354462I dont actually think kicking someone to cuck them out of carats is a very cool move, so I dont mind him getting them. But danchou better do his part at the start of the month....
oguri has no sex appeal
>>572354679The Hell Kitchen
>>572354648I don't know what you are talking about
>>572354679Girugamesh
>waah waah "insert random seethe"why is the schizo like this?
>>572354679X-Posters
>>572354679>only mare in the groupFineMo is getting raped
>>572354679Calstone really looks racist
>>572354648Pearl wife spotted!
>>572354718if they're not playing the game then they didn't care about gibs in the first place
>>572353639>Calstone not crossing her armsSTRAIGHT UP RETARD
>>572354838By me, while her bodyguards can't do anything but look on and jerk off.
Clubs should allow one flatliner for every one botter
Adios nerds!
>>572355035I want to make out with Fine Motion
>>572354525Anon when you'te a guest somewhere you're supposed to be more clean and polite. If I take a piss at home I'm not flushing the toilet everytime because my piss doesn't stink, if I take a piss at my friends home or some public space that isn't a complete shithole I'll flush the toilet everytime.
>>572354953you won't do shit cuckold, you will watch as Doto, Light O, Neicha, and NTR have their way with her
Why do you show up at the worst times?
>>572354369Here's your new scenario bwo
>realize I have a 9* med uma>try using it + a borrow 9* med uma>med stat only rises to CUhhhh the fuckWhy isn't it A
>>572353639she can't cross her arms, silly anonshe can only lay them straight on top of each other
>>572355127bbbbbased schizo cuck
>>572355142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JIJGZJgEi0
>>572355069Nevermind forgot to bring monies for the bill...
>>572355098Why would you not flush the toilet every single, time, what the fuck?
>>572355167it caps at +4 (10*) on career startyou have to gamba inspiration for more
>>572354648hag gamehag thread hag boardhag sitehag world
>>572354838>implying she doesn't already get raped on the regular
>>572355167because the aptitude cap is 10 sparks, not 18. So if your uma has F or G aptitude, you can only get to C or B, respectively.
>>572355275because I'm not dehydrated so my piss doesn't stink. I already said that in the orignal post. Learn to read nigger
>>572355367by me
>>572355337Nyes
>>572354648Big Hag is trying to trick you into having sex with expired goods. Don't fall for it.
Any more track blazer: the start of the climax deaths this month?>>572353580>>572351371
>>572355398 What is the point of keeping your piss in the toilet bowl? You trying to conserve water or what?
>>572355398>he's not a sink pisserngmi
>this big at 4 months oldHorses are weird as fuck
>>572355329>>572355381That's sounds insanely retardedWhy? What's the purpose of not just letting players get A aptitude from the start?
>>572355531LET ME MARRY HER AAAAAAAAGH
>>572355275>>572355398https://youtu.be/yRWLJ9zFQoc?t=143
>>572353580>survives mant>quits right before the new scenariohe's joining /uma/ club isn't he
>>572355275if you drink a lot of water, your urine runs clear and has minimal smell. If you live alone, no reason to flush the toilet every time since you'll be peeing again in 3 hours or so. Similarly, I don't shut the door to the bathroom when I use it, but that's because I live alone.
>>572355531>>572355035sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe sxe
>>572355546nah it's humans that are the weird ones. most animals grow fast like that meanwhile humans need 18 years of babysitting to become an adult
>>572355574Luck
>>572355531>whofillyheh
>>572355574I hate it too.
>>572355574to make mutation actually difficultsimple as.
>>572355574they don't want you to run Oguri every CM
>>572355408she might as well be a blunt with how she gets passed around
>>572355604Are you trying to conserve water or what, I don't understand why you are justifying not flushing down your bodily waste.
>>572355527I just don't see any reason to flush, it doesn't smell bad and my piss is basically transparent so I don't care about it.If I'm dehydrated and get stinky yellow piss I'll flush but that doesn't happen often
>>572355730Getting that many sparks is already difficult.
Remember to drink enough water
>cygames included male trainer option just to maximize shekels despite tracen being a literal garden of lilies>male players now mistakenly think that the horses might romantically like them>truthfully in every career the trainer is supposed to be female
You don't need to be dehydrated for your piss to be yellow, I drink enough water (coffee) and my piss is never crystal clear.
>>572355891pouring one out for my EU homies
Reminder
Explain why Teio, an Arima Kinen winner, has a long B aptitude like Tachyon who never raced above 2000m in his entire career?
bait four posts above, do not engage
>>572355891I HATE water! I LOVE dying of dehydration, it gives me power!
>>572356041she broke her legs
>>572356041Tachyon is literally potential horse
https://youtu.be/s6lM9Al4hGMUma for this feel?
>>572356065Thanks for the notice, Cafe posters are not worth replying to
orenji
>>572355891https://youtu.be/KHj4Z7qjnaQWhich uma is for the white trashman?
Explain why Teio, an actual lesbian, has male fans like Tachyon who only slept with mares his entire life?
>>572356210anytime
>>572356018I swear this image gets blurrier every time I see it
>>572355886If you play once a week probably
>>5723560411992 spring tenno sho, desu wa
>>572356253I saw him play and I think he liked McQueen the most
>>572356253why won't he die already
>>572356335bait
>>572356352>1992 spring tenno sho>McFat 1st>Teio 5th>Palmer 7thYet Palmer has long AHmmm nyoticiiiiiing
What's the best excuse for flatlining gonna be during GL?
Me, tonite at middnight, colorized.
>>572356676No more excuses
>>572356653
>>572356676He thinks there is a good excuse to flatline in GLlollmaorofl
>>572355625this same thing is also why some birds are born looking like miniatures of their fully grown forms and others look like wrinkly bald thingshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precociality_and_altriciality(I don't have any images of that one event where your uma puts glasses on and hits the stupidest fucking pose ever so you'll just have to imagine that i attached said image here.)
>>572356041So what? Oguri Cap also has long B. Everyone knows the Arima kinen is a medium in disguise.
>>572356676jerkin it to sexhello
Would you lose?
>>572355886it's piss easy to get 10 sparks (6 from borrow, 4 from parenting) and not that difficult to raise the bar to 13 either through more parenting or finding a better borrow.
Stego cute.Journey cute.
so what is the average fan output for normal GL run?just like URA/Unity?
Cygames hates teio and teiobros alike
>>572357026what makes cheval a tomboy besides short hair
>>572357028200k
>>572357028You don't race beyond mandatory stuff, so yes.
>>572357028A bit less since you apparently don't do extra races at all. In Ura and Aoharu you'd manage to do some extra G1s sometimes
>>572357151did you even watch s3
>>572357151rrrrrrrrrretard
>>572357028Will you be doing secret events for GL?
>>572357329don't be mean to cheval
Surprise Yanko in my unlimited impact.
Why officers don't bring half the attention a danchou does, they should be held accountable too
>>572357321binged it and don't really remember much of cheval besides the i hate you race
Most kissable /uma/ posters?
>>572357421officers cant even kick people they're worthless
I only have 300 pulls, if I don't get Light Hello or Tachyon to a good lb I'll just quit sorry danchou, fapping to Suzuka doesn't require me to play the game
is sprint A enough?is turd S better?
>>572357414
>>572351641my tachyon and light hello carats...
>>572357343If you really need it, maybe?
>>572357515>she invested in m*nt banners
>>572357421The true soul of the club are the vocal minority that also give a decent amount of fans to the clubI've never experienced a danchou that didn't need to be reminded to do their job however
>wanna use an oshi uma for sprintslop>only Med/Long A>trash Mile>Sprint only goes up to C after sparksBwos what race should I even do... Can't do long races because there definitely won't be enough stamina and can't do Tiara because her Mile aptitude is unsalvageable....
did you know? cheval grand means "big horse"
>>572357657
>>572357821Really? No way...
>>572353403she goofed up on the kitchen (mistook onions sauce with coffee) so she got put on line duty
New day desu!
>>572357414>>572357574sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572357864
See you next week i hope
>>572358179would anyone really refuse this
>>572357817you can sacrifice race bonus and take stronger training cards to make up for stat epithets and just race what you can
I love chevacchi, once helios comes out I'm switching permanently to maining pace chasers I can't wait to get acute granny and chevacchi too
>>572356841What if I burn all 5 borrows in 5 minutes?
>>572358329>once helios comes out I'm switching permanently to maining pace chasershelios is front though
>>572358437she's very good as pace too
>>572354240false, you have to taste it, how else do you know you're not fucking it up
Uma is so dead nobody sent shoes if the past 8 hours. Including me.
>>572358491but pace will still suck in general for a while compared to front
>>572353951They don't deserve your fans bro
>>572358528GL waiting room
>>572358583that's fine but 90% of umas I like in the future are gonna be pace chasers
>>57235852815 niggas sent shoes in the past 10 minutes and i failed to get any of them
>go and do daily TT>break 900k for the first timeIt's quite shrimple
>>572358635NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHASE THE META AND TOTALLY NOT BURNOUT AT THE SAME TIME BRO JUST ONE MORE FRONTRUNNER RUN BRO YOU'LL GET THAT GROUNDWORK HINT BELIEVE ME AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN????
Ah.I forgot. Sprint Uma hate me. Always absurdly unlucky when I train them.
>>572358528Mambros ate all the shoes again...
does anyone here know of a glitch when transferring accounts? I just got a new phone, transferred my account, but now on my new phone its gone back to a previous save state (i think) where I am rank D1 instead of B3 and before I changed my name, I am still logged into both accounts on my old and new phone (simultaneously), most carrots seem to have transferred over too but I am missing about 3000
>>572353951Autis/uma/
>first TT racethis'll be enough... right?
hakuraku says cm16 is 70% pace
>>572358794I like building fronts too and seiun is one of my favorite umas too but the future ones I like more are pace chasers so probably in GL I will switch to playing paces for the most part
is the bakushin gold really that good for cm16? because this card is DOGSHIT
>>572357821SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>572357000
>>572358318So I have to sacrifice the free stats and hope I highroll each shop refresh? Nyo...
>>572358972what card do you want to bring instead of it?
nothing personal>>572359101sex
>>572359178Bro your Throne?
>>572359089I would allow myself to get beat over the head with that shovel if I'm able to hug Stego even once.
>>572357657>>572357864>>572358179I don't want this.
>>572359210it's a sprint gwochacho you should be able to cap speed and wit with SRs
>>572358972It's gamble velocity carryover, just like bamboo memory for backliners in mile CM except that card is a good statstick. But they're both agemasens
one hundred thousand
>>572358845(I guess my game ID changed, its back to normal now)
>>572359178throne, daisca power
>>572359364holy gamma batman
>>572359364you have to do be doing this on purpose
I'm not bringing bakushin guts because I have MLB bakushin speed
>>572359101>Doto in charge of making the ramenYou just know those poor customers got dishwater broth ramen
>>572359221I’ll enjoy Journey’s antics, but you do you.
>>572356658Front runner privilege
>>572359101>mountain of bean sproutsgod damn it...
I would deny Dia sex for her bad behaviour
it's over...
>>572359685eos...
>>572359587Still wouldn't say this
◕ ◡ ◕
>>572359685We told you not to use sweepy....
Hello friends!!!
>>572359101>all that bean sproutthey're gonna shit for hours
>>572359810Need sex with you
>>572359807don't be jealous anon
just gave up 2 runs after failing3% trainings pre debut and now I dont have enough tp for another run. Sorry danchou
>>572359810I was told the Sakuras were pure...
>>572359101those black jeans are driving me insane
See you next week bwos
>>572359864That only happens when your body isn't used to eating it, or beans in general. Once your body is used to it, that doesn't happen.
>>572359980Clear out your max bonds you animal
You love to see it
hmmmmmm now please give me sprint S
>>572356018Dia's heavenly sweaty coochie scent
>>572360118Do what?
>>572360258cumming uncontrollably in her umanko
>>572360346Stop spinning her!
>>572360283>not turf SMediocre
>>572360438i tried but she won't stop
>stego anonUseful, posts fun webms from the new event>VShitposter, bitter people don't like him, blatant avatarfagI think we know who won
>>572354268they arrived
>>572360539Kill yourself staygoldtranny you're a blatant avatarfag just like V
>>572360509I didn't get EITHER I'm gonna go melt myself in the heatwave even more
>>572357078>sidelined in S3>mediocre in-game>mediocre unique>mediocre altThey really do. She's one of the most popular umas with the most kino comeback story of all time and she's treated like crap
>>572360625save me cawfefefefe
>>572360530If she keeps spinning like that, her huge tits are gonna smack someone in the face.
>>572360767Sundayman will save us with the marvelous sunday races
I'm in mood to post more chevacchi now
>>572360530nobody spins like this
>>572360346holy cute!>>572360625thread overfun time overlets go to sleep eurobros
I've hated Teio ever since I played FF7 in my childhood
>>572354268i will make ramen tonight in honor of the scenario
>>572360530CYGAMES PLEASE GIVE US THE ENERGY COUNTER I HATE GUESSING WHETHER I HAVE 11-19 ENERGY
>>572360970do NOT post your schizo kitchen!
where do transferred trainees go
>>572360539V was a regular helpful poster until you all started shitting on him for no reason.
god damnI should really use 1 speed card for sprint cm though but power is gonna be a bitch to get
>>572360539stegoCHAD won a long time ago
>>572361084uma brothels
>>572361041but i got a new knife and cutting board
Which umas got link bonus? Do they have new events?
>>572361084Where do you think support points come from?
A ningen woman stole my trainer from me!!
>>572361131Stop calling yourself chad it's fucking embarrassing you gay pedo
Is UmaJP down or something>>572361084They are eaten and turned into oguri crap
Which card should I use a crystal on?
>>572361124just ankle/mega speed even if you're capped or run gutsyou're not supposed to be clicking power outside of summer anyway
>>572361084https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cVl136OaTU0
>>572361249>>572361123
>>572361286Wait. Otherwise CB
>>572359856sup!
>>572360539>>572361131>>572361249>>572361306>>572361123I do not care. Please dilate somewhere else like >>>/soc/ >>>/lgbt/ or >>>/trashthanks
>>572361135are they still plastic?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>572361301I'm not watching that.
>>572361286wait, and maybe save a spark for CB rerun
>>572361287I guess clicking speed isn't so bad just to get power but ehhhhhhhhmaybe I do run guts bakushin but then no thronecapping wit speed isn't a problem but the SP from throne is so nice
>>572361286Gold City SSR. It's meta until the L'Arc scenario.
Wait so umama is the stego poster?
Can I cope with Turf B?
>>572361084ramen broth
>>572361520Yes.
>>572361520>>572361616embarrassing behavior really
>>572361402Rice would say this
>>572361486Doto will stream that to your TV during lunch by accident.
>>572361461i got a wood cutting board but it's probably fake walnut and some other type of woodthe knives were never plastic, just ceramic coated
>>572361520Umama is actually good at Uma, unlike the 5th rate tranny.
>>572361875A mild improvement then, better than nothing. The plastic board even annoyed my sorry ass, and I don't care much for cooking.
>>572361727?Is Bourbon ok
Deader than my grandma
quick thread celebrity meta talk now!
I have Vodka and Seeking the Pearl fatiguewhy are they both the rivals on every single race
>>572361032-21 energy
this game is beyond cooked
>>572362360For me it's non-rival Suzuka somehow raping me in the NHK mile even though I win everything else without problems
>>572362330Brown Town...
>>572362524Please let me know where I can find this Brown Town....
>>572362620You can find it in your heart.
>>572359941Pure lust
Huh. I didn't even change anything.
>>572361124Just Gutsmaxx bro
>>572362728Time to do some soul searching then...
https://x.com/tibalt_the_ko/status/2071167684302319760I want these ushimusume in global already
>>572359864Cute, a real life minor is hereBe careful of the Creekfag
>>572361521I don't think so. On sprints surface has basically the same efficiency as distance aptitude.https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/You lose like 1.5L from Turf A -> Turf B
>>572363120CuteDisgustingCuteLame
>>572362851Curren is such a little cocktease, someday her trainer will punish her
Good morning nonnies
>witgod recommends bakushin guts for sprint cm>mine is only lb0FUCK
why are they like this https://youtu.be/xXdUGXYV3DY
>>572363553meine cute autistic frau
>>572363653Ehefrau Material
>>572363574
Um, Trainer-san, could we...you know...
>>572363773easily
>>572363953Of course! Maya can join in too!
>>572363831Licking Nishino's cunny under the counter
>>572364020Hehe, I'm already in Germany!The heatwave fucking sucked but thankfully it's over.... for now
this image lives rent-free in my head i love sweepy so much
>>572364058What about Bono's meaty umanko?
>>572364239The severe thunderstorms were sick as hell tho
>>572363831
>JP releases a food related scenario >while the global version is so cooked it burnt what did they mean by this
please post more cute embarassed chevacchi otherwise I will die in this heat
>>572364271Umazing image
>>572364381Didn't get any of those.... just 41°C of humid hell
LET ME ROLL ALREADY I WANNA GAMBA
>>572363953You've been a little brat today.NO SEX
>>572364682Moar umass please
Is medium C good enough for career or do I have to go for B?
Eishin Flash got my cock hard!
>>572364861You def wont be winning hopeless stakes with mid c
I'm starting to believe this shit is bugged, she never inherits anything from this Taiki other than the power spark.
>>572364931Yeah, she has that effect on people
>>572364971but do I need to win it...
>Fiddling around with the simulator>Test the same uma, S vs A rank track>Less than a half second differenceI thought with how this general freaked out about not having an S it'd be way more impactful than this
>>572365139Because its incest. You got zero affinity there, it is super duper rare to hit anything from your own alt
how much fucking longer until the next scenario
>>572365256It's not important for any epithets so I guess not...
>>572365152Her body is very efficient at arousing my cock
>>572365289S is more important the longer the trackif its for sprint then it matters lessturf S is better
>>572365306I understand the affinity issue and that it should be rarer than usual, but then I see she gets all that stuff from the other bloodlines and it makes it feel like something is off, at least inherit 1 white from Taiki... Or maybe the incest issue is that deep that even whites become rarer to inherit...
>>572365289Sprints are most rng races around and turf S is more important than sprint S- racetrack is so short your maximum speed is around for just a little bit.
would we fill out a jong room?
>>572365570It does impact it quite a lot. You'd be insane trying to fish for a white on an incest gp
>seriru talking about CM training like i should have summer maru for itis she coming out soon?
>>572365289Half a second is kind of a lot, the fastest/slowest races I've had this CM are about a second apart.
>>572365680it's south 2 in my ranked match right now but I'd be willing to join a friend room after. Shouldnt take too long
>>572365715next week
...
>>572365323two weeks
>>572365860Majsoul Friends Room 35617(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35617let's try and see
>>572365928closer to 4 really
>everybody likes the same dozen horses>nobody likes a rare horse like 'mpoo memory
Shit I mindlessly collected this one and bricked my account
>>572366343haha you have to join autism/uma/ now
>>572366343>>572366405yeppers, thats how it works bwo. we have an open slot too
>>5723660562/4 join some jong in this awful heat
>>572366639south 3 and dealer is chaining together some dogshitSurely I'll be there soon, fresh off of a loss
>>572364594>Germany beat their heat rocket 4 fucking times, in just 3 days>Highest record being 41.7 in BrandenburgThat alone is nuts, but the 10-15c temp drop is something else.Uma Musume: Stalker
>>572366775Slutty gyarus taking over tracen...
I hate shitozensky so much, bros. Bitch can't even get past junior year without jobbing 3 times. Even with skills, she just refuses to be good.
>>572366575>800 yen>-50%>400 yenStill too expensive
>>572367039but maruzensky is the ez pz free career best fan farmer??
>>572367094>thumbnail for ants repost at a far lower qualityretard
>>572366575
>>572366575>>572367094STOP IT
>>572366775is there any art of suzuka as a gyaru?is there any art of fuku as a gyaru...
>>572361032>ENERGY COUNTERSorry bwo, JP only got that 8 months ago, we are gonna have to wait until 2028
>>572367039Skill issue if you are running red Maru
>>572367169>>572367178Autis/uma/cord...
two more weeks to ̶f̶l̶a̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶v̶e̶ to end MANT
>>572361084uma broiler
>>572366639what the hell you guys filled without meNice, hope you have fun
>>572367472sorry gwo...... we can do more later too
>>572367553Nah it's all good. I'm tilted anyway after finishing 4th twice in a row sitting in iishanten for eternity without ever being allowed to finish a hand
Due to popular demand, we will be extending the duration of the Trackblazer: Start of the Climax scenario by another 6 weeks! Thank you for continued support of Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
>>572367345I want to dick that striker.
polishing carrots in the library
>>572367736go on... without me...
HOLY big hands this jong
>>572367674I don't know what any of those words mean, but congratulations
>>572367736Based Cygaes!
>>572367736
suzuka.....
>>572367736I'd rather play CM17 in MANT than GL, hitting stamina requirements on that track while people can 564 gold murmurs at will and you need to sustain 1600 speed is gonna be terrible, absolutely no downhills to save you.
>>572368296you can train for cm17 in mant, 1200 speed is enough
What's the point of playing when cygames has heavy-handedly made clear that the whole cast hates cock? You cannot even fantasize about them without feeling guilty
>>572355830I was just explaining why anon probably did it. I don't do it myself, but it likely doesn't have to do with conserving water, just a weird thing anon does for efficiency, I'd guess.
You guys don't actually goon to the umas, right?
>delulu poster is back
>>572355886not really, 9* distance sparks are a dime a dozen in chrono, and good parents with 5-8 are pretty common. If you do 1-3 careers per day in MANT you'll have a few copable distance parents so getting 10 isn't hard.
>>572359101why is laurel so sexy
>>572367430if this is a reference to penguindrum can you please explain what the child broiler was and why they never went there and saved all the kids that were being broiled alive?
>>572355848>I just don't see any reason to flushit's literally that simple. I don't close the bathroom door when I'm taking a dump (if I'm alone in the house), and I only turn the lights on when I want to read a book after sunset. No reason to, otherwise.
dead thread dead game lol
>>572368431As a weeb I feel conflicted
>>572368836raping this kitaposter
>>572368714I don't think the child broiler is a real thing, it's a kind of metaphor
Are we getting spark reroll July 1st or are they going to make us wait 3 more weeks?
>>572355952>yurinigger getting desperateI love to see it
WE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAA
>>572355848>my own piss doesn't smellno shit nigger. It's yours, your brain reacts different to your own smellgo flush your toilet, pissyboy
>>572368431JAPAN WIN
>th-the umas are lesbians!why>TH-THEY JUST ARE, OKAY?
>>572368619Of course not, I would never and have neverexcept Rice Shower and Gentildonna
>>572369043why is shiki calling lancer the R-slur
mant TT is a rollercoaster
>>572368975the big updates aren't coming until GL is out bwo be glad we may get the patch notes early
>>572369020I think like this
>>572368619I fap to the umas
>>572368619Sometimes when goon I imagine I'm fucking an uma in the shower right after she won a race
>>572369091Go read mant events, ballroom events, star blossom. And watch any season of umanime.
sex with the irish. or hugs and kisses and cuddling with the irish. whichever you prefer at the moment.
>>572367094I just paid 28 freedom dollars for her figure. But she's worth it to me
>>572369376Denying potatoes to the Irish umas
I fucking hate parenting
>>572369257>Flower, Rice, Digital, Tamamoget rid of the hag
>>572368679If you can raise aptitudes more than 4 times, getting let's say 13* dist is a lot to ask for. Assuming blues aren't dogshit.
>>572369376Please tell that to my trainee, I'm irish kind of
>>572369376>promoted to mareThis makes Finemo sexier for some reason
Who wants kisses from an uma
>>572369627American...
>>572369620she's still young
>>572369043Cingray is just uma Blue Lock
>>572367345sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572369871nyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98IrQKsoJW0
>>572369627Unless you were forced to learn gaelic in school, brought to the pub when you were 2 years old, and forced to play gaelic football you are not irish
>>572370167my trainee doesn't even know what a garlic is, so its fine
Doto is cuter than Finemo
>>572370331Shakur says this
Barely peaks over the counter. Cute.
>Just realized I have more porn saved from uma than I ever did with BAwhat the fuck
>training failure at 2%, then 16% and then 27%my trainee hates me man
is the finemoposter willing to take me back yet
Shitozensky is so shit, even with 1200 speed and 1k power, focus, front savvy, use up all the skill points, and mile S, she still manages to job Mile Championship at 6th place. What a worthless fucking whore.
>>572370331this is false. both because doto is mean to shakur and thus, evil. and because doto is so fucking busty to the point where I can't see her as cute anymore.
>>572370668How, I feel like the amount and quality isn't even comparable
>17 years old
>>572370668Umanko is inherently more valuable because of the R18 ban
>>572370770I want to marry Doto's fat saggy tits
>>572370331Everyone knows this already.
>>>/sp/155919337
>>572370331shakur says this (on gunpoint)
>>572370710I can take you instead
>>572370413That's a child
>>572370947Why are you on /sp/?
>>572371213Why are you not?
>>572371213bro Brazil v Japan is on
>>572371081No, she is just very short.
>>572370837Her tits would get in the way of her dancing
>>572370803aka, a child.
gol gol gol gol gol
She is insanely cute.
>>572370770Fine (said in jest) Motion got mogged...
NIPPON BANZAI
>>572369965this guy's panels are so fucking based i wish he did more
>>572370770>>572371525I think I love ramen
GOAL
>>572371525sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
JAPAN SCORED
>>572371506
LET'S GO JAPAN
>>572370947Just noticed that sticky 777
>>572371525Fine (shapely) chest puppies...
Finemo isn't sexy
>>572371932A lot of umas aren't sexy
thank for jong I got raped in this game maybe we can do it later again during maintenance too
>wasted all my luck jonging instead of cm finalsNyoo.. nice jonging gwos
JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN
>>572372017Spe-chan is sexy
>>572372051you will win gwo
>>572372051What is Still doing...
>>572372218can you wish me luck too, maybe do it with a cuter or sexier pose
>>572372339Have you not seen the UMA New World Choreography?
>>572351926lifting with gentildonna...
I did a scam gacha for Uma yesterday, got a dupe Stego and laughed. I did the second one today because hey, maybe I could get Daring Heart or something. But nope, got a dupe of the other one I sparked. Genuinely cannot tell if the Stay Gold clan loves me or hates me.
hu
>>572372757Love you though, Stego. I really do.
>>572372351sorry gwo I like my jongbros
copa!?
>>572373303Rickey's boobs are that big...
>>572372274
oi metaniggers do i want sprint S or turf Sand sprint A is enough right
Halfway to 1b!But also, where is the bond uncap Cygames?
>>572373468yesturf s is strongest but you want both
>>572373468sweepyfag would say this
>>572373468Sprint A is enough don't worry about it
>>572373468Surface S is never going to win you more matches than Distance S
drawing lewd art with dober...
At some point I stopped seeing her for a while but now twice within hours is just silly.
*slaps your butt*feeling confident for cm finals in 4 hours?
>>572372274do not lewd the flattie hall monitor.
post something cute
nuh uh im not doing mediumsall in 9* sprint and 9* turf parents on nishino flower
>>572373303Telling Rickey that nakadashi sex is lucky today
>>572374093kono hentai
>>572373930Dober absolutely does not have the guts (lol) to do that with her torena. or any guy in general.
>>572371691>>572371718>turn on tv>check on the match>0:1 japanfucking lmao how the great have fallen from grace
>>572374193Ogurin wouldn't be a possessive jealous uma...
>>572374453yes she will
NOOOOOOO!!! DON'T ORDER FROM HER!!! SHAKKYYYYYYYY!!!!
>>572374453>o-oh... torena is... going to train another umamusume...?>no... no that won't work.. he is my torena. just because i am retired doesnt change that... you need to find someone else.
We don't have next months schedule yet, right? When do we think GL is starting? Sorry danchou but I think I need a vacay until then....
>>572374204thisI will just find an ogurin parent and gamble on that
>>572374410If Japan win today I won't care about finals results
I'm literally going to raid cygays HQ if we don't get free gibs for japan winning
>>572374743>>572374530Marriage with Ogurin. Marriage.
So when the game says increase in velocity, does it mean speed or acceleration
>>572374996you will get Dicta playable
>>572375134Most likely speed. Sometimes they use 'passing ability' to say acceleration. You are usually better off checking https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
>>572375134velocity is always speed
Haw meny gibs wee bee catting wen Jepen wyn?
>>572375134neither. it means target velocity. no skills actually make your speed increase, they just allow your uma to try and increase her speed. which she will do at a rate determined by her acceleration.
>>572375530>no skills actually make your speed increaseENTER
a lot of brown uma posters in so
Nice "must borrow" card faggots
Wasted 30TP by picking URA award
ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION ZION
SIX SEVEEEEEN SIX SEVEEEEENWAHEY
All of /uma/ is in /sp/ lmao
>>572376904So is all of /v/ma apparently according to the race that was posted in the sticky.
>>572376904I'm playing poe2 and watching it on the side
>>572376904I'm just playing.
This thread is so peaceful...
will throne make up for the fact that i can't be bothered to get med sparks on taiki to run meds
>>572376904where are all the sea posters?
It begins
>>572377137It ends
>>572376904I just finished a run where I got 3 training failures on trainings that had less than 30% failure and one of those got me practice poor in the processLet me grieve in peace
>>572376904I'm playing jong to make up for losing in the /uma/ room
HaythereSo after losing to an npc in tier 5 TT yesterday,>>572307503I made up for it by topping the leaderboard for tier 6 this morning.For like, 5 minutes, probably.
>>572377117link the /sp/ thread and i will join in
We don't have next months schedule yet, right? When do we think GL is starting?
>>572376904you can be in both places if you want to
>>572377395why did you do it?
>>572377732just go to sp and japan vs brazil
>>572377756Timeline estimate has it on the 23rd and I think that's our best guess. Schedule will be uploaded within the next few days
>>572377912you lied there wasn't a single uma image
>>572376904Browns need to support Brazil
>>572378114The sticky is super fast, theyre very easy to miss+50% of all 4chan posters are there most likely
>>572376904all teiobros
>>572376904I don't know shit about football
>>572377843Because I NEED more power
Pelvis-breaking sex with umas
is /uma/ team japan or team brazil
I'm saving my energy for when I either win or lose laterthread will feel it no matter the outcome.
>>572378114>>>/sp/155929433
>>572372034>>572375823ardan sex
>>572378584Why does /v/ma always do the cool shit like racing with the /sp/artans.
I got cucked by Japan
i noticed>>>/sp/155929804
>>>/sp/155929804
>>572374093KYS
I'm not doing my runs right now Danchou, sorry but you can't make me
>best in japan>special weekis she?
>>572378815we have schizos crying over the ramen ops while vm laughs at them >>>/vm/2658910
>>572379305yea like 4th best lmao
>>572369091You may chose to not see it but Cygames always makes sure the yuricons are fed.
>>572379285You are not ina club thougheverbeit
>>572376904All of you are SEAmonkeys and brownoids. I am the only white man in /uma/.
>>5723796602 of the ugliest umas
why contain it
>>572379449Today may be the day I finally move there
>>572379660I don’t see it, am I not enough mentally ill to notice
>>572379683>inaGet out /vt/fag
>>572379724proof?
>>572378815who would want to dip their toes when all we have is a thread menace shitting things up constantly
>>572379660>yurinigger is an eslchecks outfantastic cope by the way, please keep it up
>>572379724Thats wrong because I have the only BWC in /uma/
I dont like soccer desu
>>572379885tournament will be over in a few weeks and then you'll stop seeing people post about it
>>572379885*football
>>572379885I live in one of the host cities and I literally don’t care
>>572380136*povertyfick
next thread will be comfy
It was 7%....Today's just a bad day for me to train I guess..
I might as well ask, why did the us never become a football country when its diverse and big
>>572379773Here you go brown anon
>>572380238thank you for the feet
Cafe pits, Y/N?
>>572380157sorry but even with copious amounts of training I'd probably erupt in Donna's umanko within seconds
>>572380295We are into football. Not soccer.
I like ramen :3
>>572380295because theres a stronger baseball football and basketball culture
>>572380348pits do not look like that
>>572380295Because everything in america is decided by lobbying and nfl+baseball+apehoop had way more money for infrastructure and training
>>572380348Yeah. Are you still single ?
it's OVER
are you fucking serious
>>572380348
>>572379868you can be white and not have a bwc.. theres such a thing as a small but aesthetic and aristocratic wc
>>572380520Oh, now I'm tempted to go check Duramente's.
>>572380295They just play different sports and also soccer is pay to play, unlike in the rest of the world where you can just register your kid at some local team for free since that team is being funded by an FA or a professional club.Anyway rip Japan, what a tragic way to go out
>>572380520why is she so afraid of the noodles
O HEXA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>UMAS
>japan: (You)>brazil: your CM opponents
>>572370331Doto isn’t even cute
Stop posting so much FineMoMy penis can only get so hard
>>572380713It's boiled in very hot water, man.
MURIIII
I like raw men
>>572380793don't say that it's in 4 hours I will be stressed
no horny
>>572381103>>572381103>>572381103
>>572380908small water droplets like that cool extremely quicklyyou'll only ever feel pain if you do something silly like cup your hand directly under the basket when you first lift it out
no more choco umas after this
>>572380908orfevre does it boringly. I am NOT entertained by this food prep
>>572380908hope she spits in the ramen too
>>572381012I want to give you my raw penis
>>572381121I mean, yes, but people who don't cook don't realize that. And a lot of people don't cook because they're scared of the heat in general after not being taught when they were younger. It's weird. >>572381189You should be glad she's doing it properly at all.
>>572381276now THAT's entertaining. my compliments to the chef
>>572377843
>>572379660is it the same kind of mental illness that makes people look at sam and frodo and say "they're gay"
>>572381941trvke
>>572381276>giant chunk of butter in their ramendo nips really
