Previous: >>572351108>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt), SSR Tazuna HayakawaNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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Howdy /uma/ it's once again Muv-Luv Monday and again coinciding with another cm final! I hope everyone that qualified doesn't whiff any important skills and manages to win, no matter whether you're in open, graded, A or B! And of course I wish you all a quick and stress-free class 6 retention, despite the steadily increasing score required...MANT is almost over and the recent maintenance announcement has filled us all with hope that Cygames does indeed care... will they be able to perform an act of necromancy and revive us? I sure hope we see a few more changes when GL drops.Speaking of things that suddenly rose from the dead: a new Muv-Luv game has been listed on Steam! Muv-Luv: Tactics is actually real and coming out next year and what better way to get into this critically acclaimed franchise than starting at the beginning, and giving the Muv-Luv visual novels a go! Coincidentally all of it is currently on sale (again lol), so there's no reason to be hesitate! The gacha game Girls Garden is also being localized and has received a Steam page but I can't even recommend that one to you as a joke. Stay away
wahey
NIPPON LOST
>>572381217those motions are so fine
Torepi
Anime is over. We're EoS soon. >>572381276KINO
RIGGEDGAMEFIFA IS GAY
>>572381408
>>572381535unironically this
>trust a monkey to goalkeep>lose
I still can't get over the fact that this garbage now has "Hydration Breaks" because the US broadcasters demanded something so they can SHOW FUCKING ADS!
Don't dismiss my post as shitposting please because it isn't. Anyway, I found out my danchou lives in the same state that I do, is there a non-creepy or weird way to tell him that I'd like to meet up for drinks and maybe hook up
why are the horses making ramen? doesn't this violate some kind of food safety health code?
>>572381408Amazon will pay for this
whats the soccer equivalent of the derby
Hag Love
can the cute fineposter wish me luck in cm finals
JPfags lost, comfy times will arrive in global soon
>>572381767don't fuck your club leader
I think we should just KILL THEM!Who I mean by "THEM" is up to you.
>get lucky goal>play like pussies rest of the game>lose
>>572381217
>>572381864Good luck! It's just one more race you have to win, anything can happen if you believe in your umas!
>>572381683The monkey was the only good player on that team thoughbeit
I don't watch divegrass at all but are the games always like that? That was 90+10+HYDRATION BREAKS of nothingburger
>>572381767RUN DANCHOU
Bostilbwos, vencemos. Agora é vencer CM também.
>>572381958>>572381217mating dance
>>572381767start a conversation about where your club mates live, try to drag him in to say where he liveshey we live close by we shold meet for a few drinks and discuss uma lolmeets upwhisper in his ear I want to fuck your boypussy
>>572381767>is there a non-creepydepeds on how you found out. but you already knew that. creep.
>>572381735Seeing how many ads we get I wouldn't surprise if it stays for the next edition kek>>572381835Probably Champions league finals, we also call some matches a derbyFor example City v United
>>572382039see >>572381735, the hydration bullshit is made up for the muricans.
drug torena
2400M TOKYO YUSHUN742595412754941542005376
autis/uma/ has ONE slot open (from a culled flatliner preventing gibs), and ONE person retiring come the start of the monthJoin us for a cozy a+ club wherein all you have to do is not flatline!apply either in game with /uma/ in your bio, or send your id here and i'll send out an invite
>>572382112Damn that is shit
Finals status?
>>572381767Depends entirely on how you found out in which state they live in
You don't know where your clubmates live based on the time of their Ohaiyou stickers?
>>572381767The non-creepy way would be to directly ask them in your club's discord and not via DM
>>572381975Tha's because having a monkey on their team debuffs the normal Japanese players
>>572382238The best part? THE CLOCK KEEPS RUNNING WHILE THEY'RE ON BREAK!
>>572382058>2x xoguri 4x dominatorsSilver is fine
hi
can't wait for pride month to be over so I can stop fucking boys.
>>572382285wow, a based chiyoposter for once
>>572382416cute boy
>>572382167DO NOT JOIN AND WASTE YOUR LUCK ON ROOMS BEFORE THE FINALS
>>572382328who will be our hero and say in an interview that the hydration breaks is dogshit
>>572382416hey
>>572382416hi Ai-chan how are you?
the worst part about the hydration breaks is they'll be kept after this worldcup
>>572382491Literally no need, everyone is already saying this. The first time I heard of this bullshit was in the first US match, had to google/reddit it to figure out what the fuck that shit is about. Couldn't believe what I'm reading. I don't even care much for soccer if I'm not playing myself, but that is some gay bullshit. It's meant to be 45+45 minutes, now it's that minus 3 minutes for HYDRATION BREAKS.Uma fucking Musume
Good night friends!!
>>572382328it gets made up during extra time gwo
>>572382705good night bwo
So are ningens playing sports the woman league in the Umaverse?
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>572382416for a moment it fooled me but then I went to see the other pics and fond out he has a dickhttps://files.catbox.moe/oqddz6.jpg
>>572382671>now it's that minus 3 minutes for HYDRATION BREAKS.not necessarily, extra time at the half takes into account the hydration breakits why we havent had a single instance of sub 4 minutes of extra at the half this wc
>>572382705umasumi
>>572382716 >>572382845that literally changes nothing, it's still a hyper retarded made up new rule just so americans can show TV ADSliterally all they have to do is stop the time, and even then it would be retarded as it adds a SECOND break after the half time break, which is beyond stupid
>>572382836>he leaked my /uma/fans
>>572381835Champions League finalEuropa League final is the Yushun HimbaWorld cup is L'Arc
>>572382772Wouldn't that make ningen woman league their paralympics?
>>572382485Nobody was going to join anyways... ;(YOUR CM13 ACES BWOS????Please....AhAll the HONEST individuals are in B Finals anyways like me and don't give a fuark about CM anymore so it doesn't matter
>>572382836damn those're some smooth balls. Very clean shaven too
>>572382836that's one squishy vulva
>>572381767least gay /uma/clubro
If Japan won they were going to bring umas into our reality. Now they're sad and will cancel the project. It's over.
>>572381371>Girls GardenI heard the news a few days back. I have it on my Wishlist, I did research and know it's an idle game that is meant to be a side Gacha. I will give it a fair shot. But Umamusume is still my main.
>>572382984>the danchou of /uma/s worst club is a hypocritestop the presses
>>572382836>>572382929Umama OnlyFans??
>>572382984>he's at 56m nowEvery single day you post this it will get more and more untrue. Are you the anon that was denied entry for 40m? Is that why you're seething?
>>572383073My main? An ACTUAL fucking video game, not a goddamn gacha.
>>572382973Nyes
>>572382984He's too busy shitposting here to farm fans
>hydration breakdozo
>>572383073The narrative connection to the main series is... flimsy. Give it a fair shot if you want to though, not going to stop you. Just havent heard good things and the steam release will 100% be censored since iirc the original JP game featured actual sex.>>572382991am I supposed to join with 1 uma or 3?
>>572383172>Gets called out yesterday>Starts farming to quota>Still bottom 10 earner danchou
>>572383172>started botting after being called outThat's cute. Still not even close to his own quota
>>572383184https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E95g5Rfv8JEMy boy wife is so damn cute
The anon making the ramen webms, do you have Mr CB?
>>572382830...
>>5723832953 is fine
The URA will be implementing hydration breaks every 500m during races. Please enjoy the advertisements from our sponsors while the umas recover.
>>572383408Yeah, what do you want?
anyone got ramen gentledonna
>>572382984apparently that anon pays his club members so he's allowed to do that
>>572383492Umas cannot run for 90+ minutes thoughbeit
>>572383439
>>572383584
Orfevre
>>572383295Oh absolutely I know of Muv-Luv indirectly, I do follow the VN community to this day and buy games every now and then because there is not much fanservice and great writing in the industry. I can say though because Shiravune is on it, there might be a solid chance we will get a patch off site that is R18, and even if not, you know very well the romance will be off the charts. People say BA is great, but honestly it's just Platonic, I know Girls Garden will be that full experience of Cute Girls + Mecha + Romance even if it does not have R18. Muv-Luv is a historically great series, but i am glad they have a Gacha and I am glad they are filling that niche of being a side Gacha than trying to take up everyone's time as their main Gacha.
>>572383762
>>572383439if I was shion's torena I would violate her after every loss
>>572383819
>>572383815That's true, there's merit in having something that just fills 5min of your day and gives a lil dopamine rush. Not really what I'm looking for personally (especially from something with Muv-Luv in the title), but hope you enjoy it when it does eventually come out. I guess here's to hoping that that patch will be floating around somewhere
Rice shower's rice pussy
>>572383558>anon pays his club memberswhere is my salary danchou? I'm your top10 earner!
>>572383657>>572383439kissing Shion on the lips
>>572384243Mine pays with free OF subscriptions
>>572383172I don't get what his end goal is, even if someone in /uma/club cared about danchous fan count it's not like there's another S rank uma club for them to go to
>>572384243If your club doesnt have a salary you're behind
>>572384319CLUB?
>>572384319almonlo- oh... their OF danchou quit
>>572381408>TFW Nippon lost to Motorslice made by a Brazilian & in Soccer to Brazil.
>>572384363This is the factory worker that gets taken advantage of
>try to nap until CM finals>fan at full blast on my upper body>legs are burning hotwhat the fuck is this weather
>>572384450you're supposed to point the fan at your legs dummy, place it on the floor
>>572384450it rained here so the temperature went down finally
>>572384450submerge your feet in ice cold waterproblem solved
I've been thinking about starting my own /uma/ club with spicy incentives
>>572384450Oscillate...?
>>572384450get naked and put ice cubes all over your body like those high end whores with sushi
>>572384736at least wait until exceluma to fill before strating another /uma/ club
gn
>>572384736No /uma/ club bounces like this
>>572384736I think my danchou would understand if I jumped ship for this..
blondes
>>572384529>>572384674I put an ice pack on my crotch so my bodyheat regulates>>572384607so jealous, wish it rained here too>>572384785I hate that, it makes me hotter>>572384802hey, we think the same
It's Japanover...
>>572384450Fill your bath with water and sleep in it. You also get the added bonus of not needing to wake up to go pee
>>572384363the thing is if you're in the actual club you know he cares about doing as much as he can for it anyway. the giveaways are just one thing pushing it over any other club but not even counting that the amount of work he's just constantly putting in the club extras makes it obvious he's never going to be a top earner but a top 'contributor' nonetheless
>>572384982that hat is going to fall in the ramen
>>572384971you guys pee in your bathtubs when bathing?
>finish run>decide to open /vg/ - videogame generals to talk about it>see this on catalog on the way here>>572382304
>>572384983nooo don't speak sense nonny they are gonna melt nowww
fillies
>>572385083Gwo I didn't need to see it too
>>572384717how my trainee looks at me when I don't notice
>>572384983I wonder what the people who don't join the club races think about this. Like half the people in the club don't even bother with the free carats ones...
>>572384450Your ac?
>>572384847Wouldn't your bowl arrive empty?
>>572382836goddammit danchou
>>572385083>umanko gets deleted within seconds of it getting posted>this can stay on the front page
>>572385054I'd suck the broth out of it like a webkinz doll
>>572385298oguri is a glutton but she doesn't purposefully eat other peoples' food
>>572384847I don't believe oguri could do this scenario, she would be unable to stop herself from eating all the ramen
>>572385083soda doesn't deserve this
>>572385101My wife..
>>572385431see >>572385421
funny orange
I wish Taiki had sprint skills so I could actually play stupid decks like this
>>572385285I'm busy with so much other stuff in and out of the game so I don't have time for it and I'm not gonna just throw something in there
>>572385531Just get lucky on race hints
>>572385296There is one on my living room but in my own room it would be too annoying to get one and a fan is usually good enoughSeems like not anymore, I'll get one during the winter when they are cheaper
>>572385083Jannies are busy watching futbol
>>572384983Yeah danchou is a cool guy and does a lot. He also joins the group effort grinds when we're close to getting S+.Until botters get banned it's not really possible for us to hit S+ anyway
>>572385083my guy Sodie didn't survive for this
Taking like 3 more requests for Ramen (unless it's an MV screenshot) before I stop wasting TP pots for this.
stop posting jp events and let me see the rice pussy you have hidden somewhere on your hdd
>>572385054
>>572385837Are there any other unique animations you missed
>>572385837I wanna see Sei ramen
>>572385816>Until botters get banned it's not really possible for us to hit S+ anywaythat one month was pretty lucky for us, which is why I'm considering hopping around for a bit to help other clubs out. but I got called a whore last time for even suggesting such a thing
>>572385285it's probably to do with their schedules. if you look at the win record most club members have done it at least once or twice and that only has the finalistsalso there's anons that participate but don't claim the carats either like me just for the fun. i imagine some of the others feel like they earn enough income in their life or a cultural thing to where they'd rather not "burden" danchou even if he seems very happy to celebrate the members often
Y'all keep ramen posting so I made some tan tan men from scratch.Couldn't be fucked to boil and egg since I had to cut pork for 40 minutes and I ran out of spinach so I subbed scallions. Overall 9/10 my best broth yet.(there are noodles under there I just didn't use a ramen bowl because I made extra broth) umamusume
>>572385883Why is my trainee like this? Is she sleepy?
>>572385494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jrb-wi87Dw
>>572385837how is the first animation picked? all of yours are noodle shaking, but i've seen others like the broth cooking and bowl carrying
>>572385837opera
>>572386067yes, now stay still
>>572386086
>>572385837Mejiro Bright if you have her please
>>572385965For the ramen draining specifically? No. For the bowls/mixing yes but it's so random it's hard to bother with. >>572386098It is seemingly random. I can pick Speed/Stamina/Wit Ramen and use them and it'll never be the same. It's why I just focus on fishing for a specific one, otherwise I'll be beholden to whatever RNG there is.
>>572386135Sure. Anything for Ardan
nobody bounces like this
why are the mejiros a bunch of neurotic weirdos>palmerultraslut>mcqueenneurotic eating disorder >doberrepressed, introverted man hater
When is the acupuncturist card going to be reran? Her event is great and that card boosts it happening.
>>572385590>>572386030I just feel It's kind of weird that we couldn't even fill the late surgers only race even though that's the simplest requiremts in a while.Maybe I'm just a superplayer but it's odd how the club races are the same 12 dudes most of the time
>>572386351>never activates
>>572386020The /uma/ club closest to S is UmaDash and they are almost 500M fans away from S so you won't be able to get them to S without their danchou whipping the low earners
>>572386020we honestly need all the help we can get to stay top 100 anyway. some months have been scary numbers wise and recruitment isn't easy as is.it's a lot more fragile than you may think and trying to carry is a futile effort unless you want to go all the way to a B club
more like UmaTRASH
>>572386191oguri is retarded or deviousenough that I can see her just eating stuff in the kitchen not realizing it was for the customers or claiming to anyway
All i hear are excuses being made for Allen
>>572386731This just reminds me of the kitchen cats from MH.
Did they make any more of these animations for StarHorse 4 or was it just these 3?
>>572386819nice headcanon, buddy
>>572386820Idk why you'd make excuses for a lazy ass danchou, mambo did the right thing and they skyrocketed rank
>>572386731Do you have Kris S by any chance?
>>572386363all raised in a high pressure, high society family
>>572386351Your mom does on my penis
>>572386958>Muh giveaways!!
>>572385837Super Creek please
>>572386020Doing runs to keep umaooo alive (in S) was the least fun I've had in this game
>>572386929we all know oguri is actually evil and lies all the time, not even for her own benefit but for fun
soon
>>572387241How soon
>>5723872833 weeks
>>572386731Thank you!
>>572386848tfw they removed chef cats in wildsabsolute travesty
>>572386961Yes.>>572387116This will be the last one I do. Really wish they wouldn't delay photo mode. Especially when I'm going to be stuck grinding Stego until the end of the event to try and get a high ranking. I don't want to embarrass myself like I did last time.
>>572387283I AM THE SON AND THE HEIR
>>572387149i think it's fun when we've done it at the end of the month for S+, but it's exhausting and danchou has the right idea to wait a few months between attempts
>>572387410cute Kris
I bet Fine Motion was the one who set the entire ramen thing up.
>>572387458Yeah when it's fun when it's coordinated and most of the club is on board. I'm just warning him that being a hard carry in a club that isn't aiming for the same goal is very unpleasant.
>>572387149It was fun doing it the last time right before the club completely imploded and danchud left.
kissing dober on the cheek to make her flustered
>>572387805
Whoever asked for Tm Opera O, you're getting two. This was the first time I've seen this particular animation and I thought it was cute. But also, like Doto, she keeps dodging the Ramen draining.
>>572387916But there is a sweeper/botter?
>>572388006holy CUTE
>>572388046>>572387805my... paizuri slave..?
>>572387987impregnating dober with my dirty moid seed so she seethes for 9 whole months
>>572387805what happens if i can't manage to follow such strict schedule?
>>572387805Hope she lets me cum a bunch today as well
Eishin posters will dissapear forever today
>>572388212I'm sure there's time in the schedule for her to drain you of your vril. probably several times.
>>572388221Is Curren Chan from Paraguay?
>>572388006Opera Mare
Hello!
>>572388006so in the far future everyone just stops racing but instead helps run hot spring resorts and ramen shops?
>>572388221If I disappear forever it's because she's locked me in her sex dungeon
>>572388470Both the hot springs and ramen shops actually go through URA Finals so racing is still there.
>>572388417The translation here is kind of rough but they tried their best I guess
>>572384982sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572388221>if Germany loses we'll have a bunch of consolation sex>if Germany wins we'll have a bunch of celebratory sexI'm not going anywhere
>>572388585How does being at a hot spring or working at a ramen shop make you a better runner
You can't catch Eishin posters, they'll be gone in a flash.
>>572388361The worse Curren is from Chile which is close enough to Paraguay
>>572388002all of germany in a few hours
accidentally ran satsuki sho retard award
>>572382705gn
Any kisses tonight
>>572387805She scheduled 24 hours of umapyori. She even brought me a whole bottle of male enhancement pills. She forgot about protection though...
>>572388443>>572387241I will be ready to have wild sex with Light Hello and Light Helloposters
I think i'll go to sleep early, i wouldn't be able to see the result of the CM now, but tomorrowI'm too sleepy and i'm having digestion issues
>>572387960>only 6 people from back then still in the club.Grim. Is nudanchou still shilling google play deals every 2 weeks?
>>572388730>hot springIt puts a spring in your step>ramen shopMakes you smarter because you use your noodle
>>572389194hope you feel better soon bro
>>572389357I want Rudolf to be the one to use my noodle though
I thought I'd get these fast but I didn't because Opera O decided she was going to waste time and do he same animations BUT the one I was aiming to get up until right before classic year summer. And now I have to leave for like 4 hours. This will be the last one, I'll get Bright/Kris/Creek when I get back.
>>572389230I don't know I was one of the guys that jumped ship during the implosion
>>572389318Specute
>>572389657ill be asleep by then so ty in advance
THIS IS LITERALLY JUST ME HELLO??????????????
>>572389657thanks
>>572381941>is it the same kind of mental illness that makes people look at sam and frodo and say "they're gay"holy damn I laughed hard. Yurifags btfo'd
>>572390138bakushin laughs at yurifags heartily
UMA&CO LOOKS LIKE THIS???!!!!!
NTR sex
>>572390138>thinking women are capable of platonic friendship You are a bigger idiot than the yuritard
>>572389357
>>572390283Who said you could take a picture of our bukkake room?
post something angry
>>572390283I want in now
>>572390368It wasn't him I did, they said I could clean with my tongue
>>572390306women aren't capable of romantic relationships either, what's your point nigger
>Have female friend for a long time now>We talk about vidya, anime and other nerd shit>Talking about our favorite umamusume>"My favorite is Ayabe and...">Doesn't tell why, starts giggling for no reason>I ask what's so funny why is she laughing>"Hihihehe is nothing anon, I was just thinking how similar you are to Ayabe hehehihi">Keeps giggling for no reason>"You are so totally Ayabe">Yeah ok>Rape her next day to prove her wrong>Got blocked everywhere, get a call from work and lose my job, can't ever explain my sideI don't get it
>>572390138>>572390220Not Iinchou is the one you want to go with.
>>572390498okay I didn't do this though
>>572390498I hate this one stop posting it
>>572390283it's true, me on the right btw
>>572390498Stop ratting me out
>>572390283dancho and the officers owe me sex
>>572390498>>Rape her next day to prove her wrong>>Got blocked everywhereIf this actually happened she wouldn't have blocked you, her rapist
>>572390498You were supposed to rape her the same day she called you Ayabe. Since you waited, it seemed like you wanted to rape her instead of wanting to prove her wrong. There's a time and place for when rape is socially acceptable.
Which uma would cuddle
>>572390910The only good blonde uma
>>572390498
>>572390984why is one of her fingers so bigger than the others?
doto would constantly remind ayabe that her sister is dead but in a subtle way so she doesn't catch on
List of all clubs with openings?
>>572387241>>572388443>>572388704
>>572391128All of them desu
>>572391113That's the finger she uses on my prostate
>>572391128autis/uma/ has one >>572382203umadash might've filled theres yesterday
>>572391128UMADash, A+ ranked, will have an opening. Drop your ID if interested, but a) danchou kills flatlining niggers, and b) you have to reach 30M/month, easy to do if you actually play the game.
>card not even in my deck finishes chain>then I'll have runs where KSB doesn't get to the 2nd event
>>572391113Probably a stylistic choice. Personally I noticed the fact that she has huge fucking tits for some reason first before that, but that's cool too
>>572390138Me & my dacchi are like Teio and Makueen but are called gay tooNot right!
>>572391128mambo
>>572391128Mambo will have 30 openings next month.
>>572391275Do I need to subscribe and pay membership to your tranny sloptubers?
Can I get away with LB0 Bakushin guts? I still want to borrow Throne
>>572391397if you want to, sure, but I don't.
>>572391128>confirmed openingsUmadashAutis/uma/>might kick flatlinersDacchisUma&Co
>>572391113Ayabe's solution to her guilt-induced insomnia has been to finger herself to sleep. She's been doing it since she was in elementary and her middle finger elongated from the strain.
>>572391327do you and your dacchi penetrate each other's buttholes with your penises?
>>572390587sex
>>572391128HonseFun danchou said there might be 2 but we will see in 2 days.
>>572388969I love Hags.
>>572391496Might be interested in the latter two, maybe someone could let Dan know
I'm blaming Doto for this.
>>572391671>VAs that were there at the beginning started almost ten years ago>If they were brought on from Idolm@ster they were in the game at least 15 years or more
>>572382416danchode if I win plat would you send me more Ai pics, please?
>>572391671>actual chestnuts
>>572390984
>>572382836what is the name
>>572391946That's Umama just ask her or subscribe
>>572392082But that's a ma- OHHHHHHH
>>572391671>Pumamusume
>>572381103I don't know whether you OPs are aware, but this game actually does have an official English-language version. Maybe check it out sometime
>>572392079https://x.com/AdmiralBlanc
>>572391671>V
>>572392309big if true
Even with all the club drama remind yourself that you're not as dogshit as UmaJPs top two clubs https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=ウマオオオオ&jp=https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=599605803&jp=
>>572392339The face ruined it for me
>>572392309waito piggu go homu
>>572392628>1 billion fans>not even a-rankdanchou... i dont think we can compete...
>>572392736white woman pleasant surprise
>>572392628>>572392754>JP is easier btwlol
>>572392690for me it was the dick but you do you
>>572392690That's why Umama clears
>>572392628
>>572392841JP has everyone farming fans instead of global where it's a bunch of seaniggers using emulators that steal their login info
>>572392736Grass would say this (to me).
>>572392736No, I'm jerking (off)
>>572392628>100M less than umaoHaha, y-yeah...
>>572392917lmao
>>572392969>emulatorno one does this anymore, except for people that dont want their steam information stealing, which si what the "seanigger" part you mentioned is about
>>572392973>grass will never send me that message>she will never wait for me to come home while holding a whip and a dog collarNAAAANDE
what will you do if you lose the finals today?
>>572391601NO
>>572393203go to bed and not care because I already barely qualified
>>572392881Why are chinese men so eager to cross dress
>>572393203>ifwhen.
>>572392690>the face ruined it>but not the shaved balls
>>572393203I'Il do mile+med+long+dirt parents.
>>572393203jack off and shitpost on /uma/
>First Japan loses in the cup to huehues>Now they're turning video games into west slopOh nyoooooo https://www.gematsu.com/2026/06/japanese-government-grant-projects-reveals-oriental-style-action-game-fuji-from-koei-tecmo-more
>>572392841nigga they would barely be A+ in global, like 498 rank or somethingJPniggers don't play the game
https://jiggie.fun/l1THAEhttps://jiggie.fun/l1THAE
>>572393181I don't know about all that.What about like doing a cute tea ceremony and then watching game shows?
>>572392882Umama fucks
JP shitters have auto career and can't even compete with our top clubs
>>572393542That ass is amazing
best part about being in /uma/club is that umama posts their cosplays in the club discord
>>572392754>>572392841>1 billion fans >Look through the chart >1/4th of those fans are from one guyIf everyone actually participated they'd probably get somewhere. Doesn't seem hard if people would just play the game
>>572393203Irrelevant question. I'm just happy I made into A finals after losing like a dog in round 2
>>572393293what, you like hairy balls or something?
>>572393704I'm in the cord and Umama only spams cosplays of other men. She has not posted a single one of herself yet
>>572393642>official auto vs direct API callsI wonder why
>>572393794No...
I've been here over a month and I still don't know who any of these people are unless they ritualpost with an avatar.
>>572393270lack of women due to female infanticide
>pace pink
Was zum fick
>>572393905Me neither but they aren't posting dick or ass picks so I don't actually have to care, thankfully.
>>572393770This sounds like a trick question
>>572393228>>572391327Your crush on Umama is pointless
>>572394120>google "wm">0:1LMAO PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN>was zum fickI adore krautchan speak so damn much, it's so amusing
man, really going from a 10% speed growth to 0% uma career, it really SUCKS
Reminder that threads were great and comfy when the game was going on and no SEA flags were seen. That means all the schizos are from SEA
>>572393270Umao Zedirt secretly ordered chemicals to be put in the nation's drinking water to make the population easier to control. The order was never rescinded and now all the men are submissive and breedable.
>>572394103Nice melons ma'am
>>572394285My oshi has 0% speed and 20% power so it always feels weird going to other umas and having to actually think about getting power up
I think Sane is the worst footballer that is somehow still considered good by people
>>572394381
>>572393794Not to you maybe but I got hers in my dm.
kek
40 minutes until (You) get blown out by Hoguri. How are we feeling?
>>572394523wow wow wuza choccy milky
holy fuck it only took like 20 runs but it's finally time to lock in
>>572394798wouldnt mind oguri blowing me
>>572394798I'm in group B so I have a chance of not meeting that particular gray celebrant. Therefore I have a chance of winning (not platinum though)
>>572394120
>>572394120 >>572394264>losing against UrGay>>572394523Sex with brown, esp hamasexo
>>572393203I'm just happy I made it to the finals. What happens happens.
>>572394798At least I'll still maintain my dignity
>>572394523
When paraguay scored I heard like 50 people screaming
>>572394776Does the whole private security team bit Fine has imply that there's always a group watching whenever she's flirting with her torena? That's fucked up
>>572395014
just score lol
>>572395029lollmaorofl
>>572395029Let me guess, Argentina.
>>572395070I'm pretty sure that's the case.
Japan couldn't protect their smiles...
reminder if you got all the rewards from the team event to start rearranging your team for the final screenshot at the end of the event
Digitan is unexpectedly cute!
>>572395119
>>572395176That doesnt look like Tachyon
>>572395014>>572395119Kris S walking around the house naked in the summer (with a water bottle) because she doesn't get it
>>572395165No
>>572395271>alemaniadisgusting
>>572395070curiously, the only time they stop doing it is during the trip to the hot springs
>>572395009Ardan took my virginity
>>572395262that artist has so much Kris S, bless them
>>572395029most people cheer for the underdog team
>>572394798Made it to finals group a, I don’t care l. Can’t wait for MANT to be over
>torena candid camera
>>572395663>16:9 fullscreenCHEATERHACKERBAN THIS MAAAAAAAAN
>>572395604brit herewe certainly do
my stats are fucking shit but I'm winning races so I can't abandon the run..
>>572395725Flash would say this
sexosexo with Mihono
>>572395725And I'd cheat again
>>572395851Her name is Barbin
>>572384982Neicha!
Fine motion wears mare undies so she's a mare
>>572395663Why are they watching me jack off with FineMo's glove..
>>572395868NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS AAAAAAAAAA
>>572395663How to widescreen?
Have you won the CMxx, where xx represents your length in cm?
>>572395994you're hachimi gwo?
>>572395756No, you just hate the krauts
>>572395917Boorobon
>>572383097Ryanfags...
>>572396042where do you see that option
>>572395756>brits are still seething over having london bombed to hellget over it retards, now you get stabbed in london, big deal
>>572396042What exactly am I supposed to be looking for?
>>572395756Lucky for you England is the underdog everytime they play
>>572395375I'm eager for GL so I can train Teio again.
>>572395994It's not a widescreen, I just have a 4k monitor. I just turned off the UI.
Did a URA run today for the supreme racist and I can't believe how fast it was, MANT is so shit.
>>572396056yes>>572396305yes
>>572396386>run a botted mant run>come back some times later, it's barely through y2>come back some time later, barely through y3 and so on>do a ura run, come back later, it's already been done for a whilemagical how fuck fast that thing, not only because of the lack of racing, but lack of bullshit menu work
>>572396386Where the fuck is the Supreme racist title
>>572393741I don't understand why someone would just stay for less gibs despite putting in all that effort What's the point, he can do better so why sit around and carry a bunch of people who clearly don't care
I should've put Eishin as my dominator for the final instead of Neicha...
my heart is suddenly racing from anxiety i need finals to happen NOW
I am sick and tired with worry why is it always like this
Doto kuru kuru kuru kuruhttps://x.com/gkluna_mas/status/2071459488524112029
>>572396376Damn... you got my hopes up
>survived Takamatsunomiya Kinen by a nosekowai
You open your finals room.Would you rather go against:1. 2 xog double dom teams2. whale triple front + 1 shitter
id rather suck on her tits and freckles
>>572396978I am not surviving stam debuffs
>>572396978>1. 2 xog double dom teamsall it takes to beat xog is her whiffing a recovery skill. I'd rather go against her
>>572396978my finals will be both so pointless question
is ur soul team going to win against cancer?
When did JP get this scenariohttps://x.com/AgnesTachyon__/status/2071479190063550755
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>572397215bithc we ve been talking about it all day
>>572396978hogs all day fuck triple cunts>>572397165I think so
>>572397215today
>>572397165my team is not sovl, first time I saw Oguri nyooooming in a clip I knew I was rolling for her, I love to nyooooom and I love Oguri cap
>>572395250incorrectit was extremely expected
>>572397215todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA7A5PhjDiUYutaka-saaan
>>572397165Today I will finally break my jinx!
I haven't won a single MANT CMI'm not winning sprintlet me have this one, Shiraoki-sama
>>572397470that's not how you spell hymen
>>572397480What is she putting in my ramen...
10 minutes...
>>572397165my penis is going to win against Maru
>>572397480
nervous
>>572397637untrue...
>>572396978I've fucked both before, but I'm hoping for other jobbers, my aces dropped 10% WR each on the very last round
The waiting time is the worst time
>>572397480fucking thumbnail
shakute
Um Rice sex where?
need torena dick
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>572397883she should bite my dick
Reminder that if you lose CM your gacha rates slightly increase
5 minutes...
no posting jp umas/new scenario here
Goodluck bros, hope we all win a plat tonight.
>>572398035you might be onto something, I got seiun sky from tickets after losing cm finals by a head
>>572397165non-zero!
If I lose Im fucking UmamaIf I win Im fucking Umama
>>572397925I can provide that if you look like Ardan
>>572398118I will be clear third and you will like it.
>>572398093Big fan of this ojou-chan
>>572398035well i sure hope so i havent won any
>>572398214Only good torenas with plat get a reward
i think I have a 1/3 chance at winning this CM!
>>572398195
YOOOOOOOOOOOSH
It's just "which one has the better hog" there's literally nothing to be excited about.
>>572398035>your gacha rates slightly increaseBy how much?
>>572397925not now, we're playing the videogame currently
Post your hogs (penises) before CM!
Remember to record your race
I'M NOT READY
>>572398258Doubly good news for you: If you win a platinum, your chance of ever losing your virginity decreases slightly
My Ardan will surely hit NSM, Head-On and I Never Goof Up as soon as possible. I just know it.
>>572398195*agrees*
>>572398278I have Virgo Plat..
>>572397165There's a non-zero chance
>>572398450Can you post the one with Kita yapping Umommy?
GO GO GO
Jesas
>>572398317IKUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>572398414>22:00>UTCLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
shitter lobby?
>>572397165but of course
this time for shure!!yosh! ikuyoooooooooooooooooooooo
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN XOGURI
guh, kill all fronts
>>572398580People-with-good-taste lobby
yeah, sure
Baffling
shitter lobby ez
>>572398441And then she will finish 3rd against triple fronts
post. THEM.
>2nd place Nose>3rd place 1/2 LI WAS ROBBED! Also how the fuck am I 2nd when I got 3rd place in the race?
REVENGEFUCK YOU CM3(also won the nhk rerun)
Hope everyone running hog double dom gets a bullet put through their head
>Group B finals>matched vs S+ newfags>won first by a landslideThe dogshit matchmaking kept matching me with hog2dom teams and I couldn't get out of the 2/5 loop. I might have made these newfags quit.
THIS FUCKASS CM IS FINALLY OVERAND I WON A PLAT
>>572398753open is fun :)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>3 late startsClassic
>>572396286
>S+ fronts>One Oguri who failed Festive MiracleThat's funny but I'll take it, thanks.
>>572398754if 1st place got both first and second that means the next player (3rd) gets 2nd overall
>>572398754first and second place are the same person
>2nd to UG Xoguri double debuffers>in Group B finalsalright man
FUCK
DRINKYOURWATERFAGGOTSDRINKYOURWATERFAGGOTS>>572398927>>572398934Did not think of that, fucking hur dur. Thanks
post plat
>>572398898Breeding needed
>lost by a nose I'm so fucking tired of being a silver collector...
1058 wit is enough
>>572398441>>572398562>>572397470MY FIRST PLAThttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=o1pK3AV2HAvVLRh1ZpeUQquB
>>572398174i got 2nd...
i like it here in open, bwos... im gonna stay...
>>572398648I got raped........
>open game>2 G2 Hoguri, 3 A+ randos, SS Maruzensky >close game
That's my clanker up there!
GET THE FUCK IN HEREPOST-CM LOBBYANY ONE (1) UMA FROM YOUR FINALS TEAM, WHETHER YOU WON OR LOST997484669974846699748466
>>572399036congrats bro!
Well the dream of triple CM with the CM12 XOg is dead... Didn't proc ulti, shit out of luckOh well!
>Lost to Xmas oguris and got sent to B finals>Lost B finals to Xmas oguriI hate this cancer now, from today onwards I will try to bring 2 dominators just for oguris
>>572398994>Did not think of that, fucking hur dur. Thanksnp>>572399098nyooooooooooooooo
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS! AHHHHHHHHHHI AM NO LONGER TOPRO! DIGITAN RABUUUUUI HAVE TWO PLATINUM WINS TOTAL NOW YATTAAAAAAAAA
>>572399036SOUL
Wasn't expecting to win, but shame. Difference really was just not running 2 doms
Numbers and WR?>48% WR
>lost by Head
>>572399119i'm joining with my open taishin, even though i know she'll lose hilariously
>>572399036>Dia winsOmedetou!
>plat at /4000HOLY SHIT THE RAMPANT JOBBING PAID OFF REMEMBER TO ALWAYS COOK ROUND 1
Oh yeah, this was over from the start
so what's the most effective counter to Xmas oguri spam from now on? besides having xmas oguri yourself
Deio...This would have been my first Doto plat if I made it to group A
>>572399012
>9 Late Surger roomCinema
>>572399148oh shit I doxxed myself
>Maru overtakes my Palmer right at the end because Palmer didn't trigger her uniqueSo close yet so far... Cancer was the trophy I'm missing too...
THAT'S MY HAGNINE POINT THREE FUCKING PERCENTHAG GAMEHAG LIFE
>Maru late starts>Burbin whiffs DD, latches onto inner rail and gets blocked>three front runners are ahead of them for most of mid race>miraculously, Maru moves up and overtakes just before late race, gets rod, and winsThanks Cygames
>>572399148>>572399341KILL THIS MANRAPE HIM ON STREAM
YOUR XOGURI SUCKSGET FUCKED
>>572399328deleting medium CMsit's the exact same thing in GL too, have fun
>>572399036>1 winShe just did the funniest thing possible
>>572399341come here cutie
Both xoggers in my lobby whiffed unique
>>572399148congrats
always punished for being in 1st
>>572399367kyshonestly
>>572399119https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=53jumE-pneZOxRCnGkY_f0hWRace data for my boys.
we were so close but the 4x dominator was just enough to ruin iti pray for the downfall of every hog user
So how come Cygames punishes late surgers for doing too well and being 4th when late race starts instead of specifically 6th when the most common comp is 2 hogs with 2 backliner dominators you will always overtake with a serious ace?
We may have fallen from the A gates but B is ours to conquer
>>572399328Best you can do is bring some strong fronts + a dominator and hope for the best
>>572399119>failed Angling Wit check in this race tooThis really was a cursed CM
>>572394951Well I did meet her. My opponents were two withered human-shaped husks fielding pathetic meta-honoring teams with six default epithets among them, both apparently washed out of group A despite their eager sacrifice of all dignity. My Ryan performed well and crushed the enemy Oguri, but she couldn't quite catch the first place Chocobo.
Hogs defeated
>>572397883A turbo cutie
>>572399617oh my god i forgot to crop but im not gonna fix it
>full of UGs lobby>oguri gets rushed>misses 777>enjoy 3rd>13k lobbywhy am I always getting punished for trying to win
>>572399367Happy for you broHag sex
at least oguri didn't win
>>572399067hey at least i beat that domnigga
your gay 2 aces 1 dom is no match for my solo greedy Xoguri
>>572399119INARIWAAAAAAAAAAAAANSHE IS CRUISINhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_Szk2kH6O_z7yHWD20JgwKckNEXT ROOM635713396357133963571339PLEASE WAIT 2 MINUTES FROM THIS POST IF YOU WERE IN THE LAST ONE
>>572399734Umama??
At least there was an OG clanker in the top 3 to deny ThE mEtA from sweeping.
>>572399748sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Eternal punishment is over
>Completely whiff Hydrate while the other hogs only running 3 heals hit theirs lmao>Shake late proc but didn't matter because bottom guy's team swept podium anyway and top guy's hog was well ahead of mineFor putting in no effort and getting this hog within 3 tries, I got the expected minimum. Now I can look forward to sprintkino again.
>>572399734>front wedding mayaHer unique literally requires you to pass someone in the final corner (late-race here)
>low WR>still put in piggy final lobby>get 2nd by the noseHumiliation ritual for me
I love Rice
>>572399748She is a good girl. She deserves choco
Why is Teio in Heirs to the Throne?
post your current emotion
>Ran against two bad xoguris, one from Apr 24th>Enemy fronts were Medium A and didn't have as much withttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=9mSzKA7DqPSg43t3TXl3e4YH
>>57239917553/8011k
reminder to change your titles to Cancer Platinum as soon as possible to fuck with other people
>4th place finish>Sad to get silver>Click in, 2nd overallThis is the third time i've been thrown off and podium swept by just one trainer in finals
>>572399973Her and Tsuru are Rudolf's kids
Cancer Cup * status?https://poal.me/4h6f6https://poal.me/4h6f6vhttps://poal.me/4h6f6vMARU DID IT LETS GOOOOKFUCK YOU DOMINATORS
>6, 8, 9I'm gonna kms
3rd
>>572399665Congrats bro
>>572400005
>>572400005Expected 3rd, got 2nd, still feels bad
this game fucking sucks
>>572400005dont have a fluoride stare type uma image so have this insteadno thoughts aside from death to all hog double dom cretins
cunny anon, responddid you win?
This was the 5th time trying XOguri. This also was the 4th she fails the ult and loses finals. The only time she actually ulted, she won.This is my fault for selling my soul, this was the last time trying the backstabbing uma.
>>572400005 I am major league checked out at this point. Medium will always be the worst distance.
I ain't training no lame ass SPRINT uma. Gonna just make a fast uma and win.
Mmmm yes, this CM felt extremely bad with the free thinking... Let's see, grand live will be better!>2000m Dirt (xmas oguri +dom spam)>1600m turf (ok)>2200 turf (xmas oguri + dom spam)>2500m turf (ok)>1200m turf (lmao sprint)>1600m dirt (xmas oguri spam)>2000m turf (xmas oguri + dom spam)should I actually stop caring about CMs until the buffs to other umas come?
>>572399832>an End actually won over XObuhi It may not have been Sweepy but I kneel nonethelessUmazing!
>>572400005Won 1st but only in group B
>>572399973Nepotism.
>>572400217retard
>>572400079Thank You
Did Umama won??
>>5723998329/18open to all
>>572400108me on the right
>>572400005My xog didn't get the chance to compete I could've won against the whale lobby I rolled if given the chance but the failed witchecks killed her
>>572400212either that or give in when you get spooked
>had 1st Xog going into final corner>lost by 1/2 a length at the end because no guts>Sweep pushed up early and didn't have her ult to closeDamn it
>>572399973>Why are lunas daughters in her throne cardliterally the point
>>572400005My oshi won after I BARELY got to A finals with my very last ticket. I got put predictably in a lobby with shitters. I killed two xogs in the finals, AND to top it off, the player running double dominator got 3rd. My smugness is off the charts.
>>572400212yes
>>572400264Explain to me what is retarded about congratulating someone
Ug1 end...
i have not won a single MANT CM
so this is what gutsmaxxing autism looks like...
>>572400286>>572400092
>>572400501>stormwarning backwardwhat does it mean
>winning plat put me past 45k caratsEverything from here on is the Aston Machan fund
>>572400314>recognize my silver border golshi in the image
>Sweepy: Steals your steam account>The one other bot>Is pretty good, but I can't get good uma stat wise for the life of meI just want MANT to end...
ez game for babbies
>>572399935
>11 front/uma/ is metafag general
FUCKING DUMB CUNT DIDN'T PROC 777
>>572400314>11 frontsdo /uma/ggers really
first i won the cm, then i finished the eventthis is a nice day
>>572400357So elo is real?
I won, but at what cost?
>>572400554NOOO i was rooting for you
>>572400713>soulless zoomer are meta troonsno shit sherlock, proper REAL gayming is dead and everything NEEDS to be hyper optimized to death and back
I was lucky to get an insanely front heavy lobby, and both SMaru's seemed to completely whiff the fight for the front for an easy victory on the all time champ: Mihono Bourbon.Group B though, but a win's a win.
>>572400729this is why you get 4 recoveries
>>572400782
>>572400005I love wit-checks.
>>572400816yeah and she uses festive in the middle of nowhere then
>>572400092Umama is a...jobber!?
Kill the posts
sprintslop next
>>572400274sex with yaeno
late surger buffs cant come soon enough
sprintkino next
>>572400745it might not always be, but I think it has some effect, yeah. Someone running S+ and SS umas who squeaks by probably isn't getting put against UGs.
1st in BI'll take it
>>572400876If you get nine recovery skills there is a 68% chance that she will use it twice
>>572400729>xogdeserved
I want an 18 uma CM where every trainer only gets one.
THE IMAGEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>572400092lmao get fucked stupid fag
moov when ready>>572272051>>572272051>>572272051
>>572400950What happens?
>>572399832I got Haruten'd
>>572400734I make all my Uma's front. If you ain't first ur last and that applies to early and mid race as well. My Uma's always going to be going hard from opening gate bitch. Don't like it? Get fucked and eat my Uma's dirt.
>>572401043late surgers get buffed
>>572401041I think for celebrations we should hang this anon here
>>572400092>the exact same team twice overSickening Short straw pulled...
>>572401041move
>>572401070*gets on my knees and cryes*WHY ARE FRONTNIGGERS SO MEAN??????????? ;_;
>>572401030post your results
Beware of mares.
>>572401090then what?
>>572400314front gameno image comp cause image limit i guesshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=dWSBxo9PaWSPtdRLWEcAYE14next lobby220410982204109822041098please wait 3 minutes from this post if you were in the last one and want to join again
>>572401215then they're less ass
>>572401215they start losing to pace chasers
>>572399834umama's kita is ss+
>>572401263But are they good?
>>572401310Yeah
>>572400212At least wait to see what the patch in a couple of days actually has in it, and if anything happens with GL release
I'm annoyed as fuck
>>572401041I'M MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVING*cums inside you*
My favorite umamusume is Kitasan Black.I like how she's all SEIYA SEIYA.
Me too, annoyed by south americans.
>>572400212TWO (2) dirt cmsfuck off really??
V already made a bread
>>5724012207/18is this it, can /uma/ only fill 2 post-cm lobbies???
>>572401457>>572401457move
What did people expect in the cancer cup? Of fucking course it's going to be a cancer meta
>>572401621You're begging for a fist inside your mouth I hope you are not as annoying irl as you're on the internet
>>572401621topro thread btw
Few more posts
>>572401641>cancer cup 1 was also cancer because seiun was outlike pottery...
>>572401571You better PRAY you get Copano Rickey or you're cooked brother
>>572401728>>572401718>gives schizo CONSTANT attention>surprised he keeps getting stronger, being more and more annoyingLiterally YOUR fault you retarded FREAKISH CUNTS holy shit you guys are mentally ill and obsessed
>>572401220Top 5 yeebuddy
>>572401882nice try schizoid
Someone bake a proper one
>>572402012>>572402012>>572402012Non early bake
>>5724002121600m turf is also secretly an xmas oguri cup (after school stroll)
>>572401882neck yourself faggot. nobody wants to use your shit ass threads
>>572401882Yeah you can fuck off now buddy
>>572401882I agree, but I do find it annoying that there is a JP-only character in the image. Top Road is fine with me though
>>572402021nice thread umakeks
>>572402021kwab
>>572400328Deserved lol
hey retarded jannies how about you delete the other bake that was made early too and let us make a new one?
can an anon sound any more raped?
>>572403203kill yourself V
>he still hasn't movedcome on nonnies...
>>572402809found THE RAPED
>>572403831I'm staying here because I want to sex you all alone
>>572404167the afterparty sex...
so it supreme chud leader special week good?
>>572404924>so itlol
>>572404504plapping in the shadows while everybody's celebrating their CM wins
>>572405140do need consolation sex but I will take a turn taking the initiative myself.
>>572405373that's the right way to do it
