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>>572728870sexs desuwa
schedule as text is pointlessall information for the schedule can just be from a linked tweet
ryan LOVE
Even with the NuUnity I can't make this damn cunt work. Yes I'm awful, but holy shit I can't make LONG uma work for the life of me.
free my nigga daring tact
brick-182 has two spots for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club 25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/ club ID: 835612678
>NOOOOOOO TRAINER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME!! NOT THAT WHORE OF ARDAN!!
>>572728870Join Haythere.Our club is still looking for new people, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>572729062Post cards
wahey
mackween thread
Digitan LOVE
>>572728870
>>572729073any hung trainers?
>>572728870Please re-add uma.guide
>>572729162sexsex with hagshag sex
>>572729151yay makween
>>572728782my brother tissues are not expensive do not damage sensitive electronics with nuhh
>>572729120Explain your club lore before i decide to apply. What's with the Rudolfposting?
>>572729254Agreed but I only want to have sex with 4 of the umas in that image
sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi
who actually reads OPs
the YAAAAAAAAAASuda kinen! slay mcqueen!
I don't want to have sex with SiriusI want Sirius to have sex with methere's a difference
>>572729416the people who post questions sure don't
>>572729394Your loss.
>>572729416me
nobody slurps like this
I look like that
>>572729494Woof woof bark awoo
It's over, bros.No more mutating for long or mile aptitudes just to run your oshiNo more restarting the run because RNG was so dogshit you couldn't get above 200 speed before junior races.No more having to dread losing clocks on the bazillion mile races to Seeking the Pearl or Flower or VodkaNo more getting past the Derby only to realize you don't have any healing items for summerNo more getting to summer and realizing you weren't given any anklets or you only have 40% megaphonesNo more HOUR LONG RUNS ONLY TO RECEIVE 1* GUTS
>Purple bomb on Witnoooo>i had 0 energyoh okay
>>572729416I read OP's for all generals that I like
I pray this artist never stops making yandere-adjacent uma art.
>>572729640>Purple bomb on Wit>nooooretard
>>572729592I slurp cock like that
I'm hungry. Can someone make some food?
>>572729592Downloading JP so I can rip this audio right now
>>572729736
>>572729127the run fucked me over hard towards the end>2nd last unity match, couldn't get more than 2/5 wins consistently>lost random stuff early on cuz nothing good was ever on speedas said I'm bad at the game and I know it but man LONG uma esp are just assholes and I hate them. let me train spe/pow/wit exclusively instead
>>572729357I do have tissues, I'm talking about the very few off times where I squirted my laptop because I didn't expect to become a hose suddenly. That usually only happens when I stand up and have been at it for at least 40 minutes of prep. If it happened around 6 times out of 100 faps, would you consider it common? Usually it just dribbles down the shaft when I lie down
>>572729592Fuck Im hungry for ramen now, I have cup noodles but it expired 1 1/2 years ago, should I still have some?
Spark reroll isn't good for my TP refills... No one unironically DOESN'T spark use reroll every time they finish a career now right? It's practically a must do even just as a curiosity see what an alternate timeline gives you
>>572729736>already broke probation
is this how a good run looks likeduring unity 10 blues meant you played it well and got the gold skillalso, are you guys concerned with stamina for the next cm, it's sprint but your umas are nyoooming harder than usual
What did you slurp today?
>>572729907It's dehydrated wheat what do you think it has botulism or something?
>>57272982830% stam growth uma and you're still using 2 stam cards? That rice should be another wit cardBut also sounds like a low roll. Aoharu is a lot less consistent than mant remember
>>572729828cafe does not need more than supah creek to hit stam reqs. slot in another speed card and some power sparks and you should be golden. You are closer to sucess than some other anons ive seen share builds
>>572729828>2nd last unity match, couldn't get more than 2/5 wins consistentlyfocus blurbs and purbls, that's the name of the mode, then you won't get gunked in unity cup matches and thats how you get statsget riko
heh
>>572729976As you can see, I could barely max stam as is. I know that one should be able to do it with just creek, however my luck was beyond trash that run.>>572730021>You are closer to sucess than some other anons ive seen share buildsI'm convinced the only reason that's the case is because of NuUnity, otherwise it would be my usual A+ shit run, even in MANT.
>>572729592What a fucking glekker
>another Helios faggot threadIt's so tiring
we get sexshi and mcsex today right?
I'm actually having fun with this game again. Seeing purple bombs pop is pure dopamine.
>>572730247yeppers
>another imageless post crying like a LITTLE PUSSY ASS BITCH About shit no one cares aboutit's all so tiresome
>>572729828Ideally you would want to swap Rice for Neicha. If you don't have her, swap Creek for Riko and borrow herAnd power sparks
what do you think cygames was thinking when they killed their game fourth time in a row with MANTblazer
/Uma/club are still 29/30, who is getting poached next
They changed the animation
When are we getting updated MANT?
CM16489504204895042048950420Even with all these free UG ranks, an uma with less than 20 skills feels like shit for sprint.
>>572729852nigga i am not a doctor nor qualified to answer that. just be careful where you point that thing i guess
>>572730376they are targeting buttsweat
>>572730376Nobody, it's Umama's spot
suddenly unable to open game on PC....>>572729592Yukiyo sex noise. Someone pls marry the almost double christmas cake.
>>572730446Yesterday
negrochacho...
>>572730375The first time? Fully on them for daring to experiment in such terrible fashion.The second and third time? Literally not their fault as Korea and China has full control over how they deploy things.The fourth time? Japan simply doesn't give a shit, so they did everything just like they did back in Japan time.
>>572730454anyone got an easy to follow step-by-step guide on how I can marry Fine Motion?
>>572729151NiceI wish I was McQueen and had a thick 8in long trainer cock slapping my face and sliding down my throat on this hot sunny day
sex with cosplayers
>>572730510Sweepy is blocked you have to turn it off
Tachyon LOVE
>>572730552I could provide that as long as I can slide McQueen's panties off and fuck her after
I'm actually hating this game again. Seeing purple bombs pop is pure cortisol.
>>572730358>swap Creek for Riko + power sparksSounds like a plan, but my luck it will still be shiiiiiiit yes I hate long that much pls understand. Thanks for the advice tho, very much appreciate it, believe me.
>>572730560everyone says this
tfw my cock is too small to erp with the agp posters.....
>>572730663>cortisolTAKE ME BACK BACK HOME
>>572730701So with you?
>>572730247We get Sex Festa
NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH RICEEEE
>>572730634Ok but only one shot inside..
Parent runs benefit from running G2s? Dont those not matter anymore or soon wont matter?
we could have had this kino 3 months earlier....
>>572730706no one is too small for curren chang
>>572730706Take a cold shower before posting
>>572730789Well, more skill points.
Sprint CM is fucking dogshit and its just Taiki jerkoff
how do you get sufficient guts in unity cup for this CM
>>572730758>only oneAnd rest where? Down her throat?
Any front bros having luck in rooms or are we doomed to job this CM?
I want Taiki to jerk me off
>>572730749you can admire me from a distance>>572730951they're fine
>>572730859hunger is the ultimate spice
>>572730901This track does not have a guts thresholdJust have enough to not have wimpy duels
>>572730454Results.Let's again410537624105376241053762
>>572730989Why from the distance
I miss easy Fast Learner from MANTBlazer...
>>572730578I don't run sweepy, or rather I can't even run it. Haven even dl the new umaviewer yet.Now can't login to steam launcher but fine on browser...
>>572729592They slurp on my penis like that.
feeling kinda meek today
>>572731092I do not miss Fast Learner slop.
taiki jerkoff....
Any MANTchads feeling overwhelmed seeing shitters and casuals able to print their own UGs effortlessly now? We can't weaponize our autism anymore...
Ever fail a 1% with a rainbow and two blue bubbles on the last turn of a runI can't even ragequit
I'm gonna run triple front and hope that I get other fronts in lobby to cuck Pace Chudders from their sweet spots.
>>572728870TamaLove is recruiting! Come enjoy a MANT-less Umamusume again!The club's only rule is no flatlining.Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
I'm mooootating... I can't stop!
>>572729972hmm... nyes!
>>5727305431. become her trainer2. come up with a good training regimen so she can win races, drop some smooth lines to encourage her when she's feeling down, treat her nicely3. ???4. Profit
>>572730943Anywhere but inside, throat preferred
So turbo sprint is usable now?
>>572731295Ok sure>perfect procs nsm and neck and necknothing personnel
>>572731174nah MANT getting kneecapped was a net positive for the game
>>572731152no but seriously what is this run
>>572731409Safe days should be fine though.
>>572731325>ult needs 1st-2nd to fire>pace inherits need 3rd-4th to fireI don't understand
>>572729373Haythere is a pun, Rudolf likes puns. It's that simple.
>>572731325It's not really mutation if you get to A aptitude bringing sparks you would've brought anyway.
>>572731024>8 pacersWhat happened to oshi gaming? What happened to style maining?
>Hestia, goddess of family and home>team of mom and daughter acesThat's actually really fucking cute.
>E aptitude is mutatingF or lower, pal
>>572731174welcome to the real uma musume game experience, where any casual player with a pull plan can and will beat you faggot
Flower... Your speed...
>>572731541Its super cute yeah
Hey! Are you Clubless in Seattle? /Uma/ Club is looking for one (uno!) cool torena to join!Good club! Strong club! Cute club!Based on the # hit musical "Ichiban! My school, My Horse and I" /Uma/ Club: the club: the movie is sure to put some pep in your step this summer season!~reply to apply!
>>572729592there's this ramen place near me with actual japanese people working there and you can tell when the local/visiting japs come by for a bite because they loudly slurp that shit down silly style but you're right it's not quite like that
>>572731525Oshi players are pace chasers main
>>572731525my oshi changes every cm haha
>>572731591More liek Nishino POWER
>>572731472No! Only one shot inside during safe days
>>572731024Results, one last race.996520569965205699652056>>572731525wdym gwo, pace is the most oshigamer style chad type there is, if you are a pace chaser player you're god's chosen umatorena
>>572731156>>572731309>>572731476Posted in the old thread Sho/Retard Cup
>>572731670We'll see what I would decide... throat will do for now
>>572729762what do you want to eat?
>>572731525i'm fielding Bono wdym
>>572731174I didn't hate MANT as much as other people did mostly because 5 double circles and losing the last race got old real fast and MANT was fairly consistent compared to what we had before.
I don't see the point of throatshotsthe taste buds are on my tongue
>>572731680I can almost kinda sorta MAYBE make out what I assume could be a letter of that Curren's NAME you vile DOXXER
I deserve to win more than you do because I spent more money
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>572731885this but unironically
Do our /uma/ AGP posters see other AGP's as competition
>>572730552YWNBMQ
>>572731848*sprays you with the squirtbottle* stop hornyposting
>>572731935No I'm a trans-inclusive mtf lesbian.
>>572731525i AM a pacechud tho. Can a fellow pace enjoyer share his pull plan?
How are you chuddies getting Ug suddenly? I could do it in mant but not in unity...
Can your new unity support umas beat your old unity aces
>>572731323tamamo RAPE
>>572730552mcqueen should've gotten a micro bikini outfit
>>572731680Results. >nose, noseWhat a close win, thanks for joining.
>>572732182>perfect unrestrained proc>still losethe lowered speed from being a runaway is really showingthis one has capped speed AND firm course too, not to mention sprint s
CURREN BROKE MY UG VIRGINITY
>>572732276Did you enjoy?
>>572732107Literally my first run in new URA was UG5it's a sprint CM bro, don't think too hard just bring a speed growth uma and keep pressing wit
>>572732107just pop the fucking bubbles bro, it's not rocket surgery
>>572731525My oshi is a stamina-focused late, bwo. How am I supposed to use her this cm?
Kingu took my first time!
35 races is fine right...
Is it ok if I don't have 1200 power?
>>572732269maybe you should use 2 runawaythey won't die because of the length and they will duel each other to the goal
>>572731456this was certainly, A run.
>>572732380I look like this after my glowup>>572732437nyo
Mackie LOVE
Not gonna lie, I'm enjoying this scoreslop deck quite a lot.
Boy butt
>>572732523Yeah looking like that for me
I thought you would stop being so gay now that MANT is dead
Tell me about shatterproof, why do anons run the laisu wit card
>>572732269V did you lose or win?
>>572732437You need 1200+ power because of the new mechanic, 1161 power and firm conditions does the trick
>>572732583sparks?
>>572732583>nearly 1800 witokay makes sense with 6 wit>THOSE POWER AND SPEED STATSFUCKING HOW!?
>>572732620It's meta for Teio
I wonder if it will be fun making a dominator with SGolshi inherit for this CM
>maruzensky gets a summer alt AND a support card in 2 separate summer eventsgweh?! does this mean there's still hope for the wedding support girls...
>>572732613Danchou banned them from using the Uma&Co discord for ERPing so they're back here
>>572732613The only way to get rid of them is for a maido to clean them up, but of course, that will never happen
>>572732453
>>572732696unity cup and popping balloons
>>572732736That's illegal
>>572732583wtf
>>572732650>>57273269618 power and shitton of ura sparks, that Rudolf has ura 8*.
>>572732613The problem was never with MANT
>>572732778some of you freaks will forever be beyond my understanding of the game, which is very little and terrible
>>572732620When there are 8 Paces in a lobby and you need 3 or 4 wit cards, it can be a viable option
Ayabe feet in my face
>>572731525I love pace chasers.
post something cute
>>572730709>it's been 4 months since the Cortisol memeWhat the
>>572732743>That Vodka altHoly shit bros, how have I not seen this beforethis is even worse than her christmas altI can't stop laughing over here
Is Dacchis still recruiting? Asking for myself...
>get UG stats>oh anon you really needed more skills you shoulda done more races>do extra races>oh anon your run wasnt very good you NEED UG speed and power
>>572733014
>>572733064stop it I hate passage of time
>>572732584I want to impregnate this boy
>>572733076DONT SHAY THAT!!!
>end closer most hype running type in the game>every single one is some degree of “severe mental issues”
>>572733076I wish I was Daiwa Scarlet and have trainer face fuck me like a mad man while using my twintails as handlebars
>>572733181
where did my chevrons go
>>572733181what is cbs mental issueI like her and ayabe
>>572732736nuking people with all seeing eyes would be funny
>>572733251YWNBDS
>>572733181>most hype running styleSir, that's late surgers
>>572733251only if you're also a tsundere so I can correct you
>>572732994
I appear to have contracted diabetes
Dacchis has one free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil(more or less).We have friendly ojisans trading shoes and lusting after fillies.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>572733319*crickets*
>>572733181This is actually why i ended up being an end closer main
>>572733424>>572733083
>>572733271Maya is a front runner
>>572733284race, there is a mile race on that turn
>>572733181tama isn't mentally ill she's just poor and osakan
It's kinda funny to think that the whole Sweepy/bot fiasco is because of sweepydev being memed by one guy that made a fake suspension image when ADB is still perfectly fine
hooves...
Would you press
>>572733613>51spidk buddy you tell me
>>572733607belong in my face and mouth and dick
>>572733613why wouldn't you, are you retarded?>>572733652hi x2>>572733673I see it...
uma feet would not be soft and lickable. they would probably be calloused as hell and taste like sandpaper.
>>572733673
>>572733607Liliac on my face while she tries to be the straight man!
>>572733732The urge to slutpost really gets you
Anons, anyone bored enough to help me pick skills? I'm not sure what's better...
Remember to start saving up clocks, MANT may be over but we will need them in the future.
>>572733732hello x2
>>572733732>why wouldn't you, are you retarded?i dont want ignite wit and i'm saving poiples for low energy or power training?
https://poal.me/539dq8https://poal.me/539dq8https://poal.me/539dq8
>>572733932aoharu junior/classic year is the best banger so far
>>572733932
>>572733857>https://poal.me/539dq8simply buy all the gold skillsthem ignited pwrthen triumpulsethen thh
>>572733857how many skill points you have gwocho?burning spirit goldit's onspeed starturbo springprof of curvaturebeeline burstif you still have points afternimble navigatorTHHsprint straightspace cornersif you still have skill points afterno stopping me!ignited pwrmeticulous measurescountermeasure
>>572734026update your windows nigga
>>572733932https://youtu.be/Vu1AbuyfInE?si=f8B0y2N4w0ZUSYVwclears all of MANT by itself
>>572733732sex with you
>>572734138Windows 11 is fucking terrible
>>572733857>>572734054>>572734102Shit I forgot, 2495 SP
>>572734150>training OST
>>572734138No.
>>572733932I was listening to this while doing my unity runhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shgodQ51jes
Throne borrowersHas it been fixed to work in Unity yet?
>>572733885How many more?
>>572734316lmao
>>572733854n-no it doesn't..>>572733887how are you liking the update>>572733906dumbass>>572733932mant has the best tracks overallunity is listenableura drives me insane
>>572733424Pls and thank youCaptcha is so ass611396068033
>>572734226Reading isn't exactly my strong suit
>>572734316this dude still thinks throne is usable, card died in less than 3 days
ButtSweat's recruiting one sniffer!We are a B+ casual /uma/ club, a career every three days or so is fine. Just play the game now and then and it's all good. Will be a lot easier to stay motivated now too with the changes, thank God.We have people who know what they're doing and are happy to help in club chat! We also have the usual complaining about RNG or missing chain events or whatever, if that's more your thing.Respond with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
so are you supposed to actually run optional races in unity cup or not?
>>572734428Yes it does, slut
>>572734102Should I double circle the whites? or move to other skills first?
>>572734387>>572734476Thank you for your contributionYou are very useful
>>572734316It's bugged in unity?
>>572733932I prefer this a little morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVCk_Xk3nh4
>>572734428>ura drives me insaneSHIT taste.https://youtu.be/aqpdkjC0VBg?si=jdyDx8G5Tj82GL0u
>>572734497A few G1s yeahNot too many so that you arent popping bubblesBut enough for extra skill points>>572734536double circling is less efficient than getting a new skill yeah
>>572734316It worked fine on my machine the few times I tried it out, what exactly is wrong with it?
>>572734194>>572734138fuck updating windows, use linux
>>572734536Move to other skills, sprint is all about keeping the paceup.You maybe want triumphant pulse and firm conditions too, up to you.
>>572734560>>572734664CorrectIt cannot proc Passion randomly, and its duration of the guaranteed Passions gets eaten by Unity Races
>>572734554any time gwo
>>572734428Really liking it so far, unity feels very fresh after playing all these months of MANT...And even the parent/fan runs always end up with some big scores so the sparks are usually pretty decentHow about you?
>>572730446we got it yesterday1700 stam is a dev joke the scenario was essentially abandoned
>>572734684Shakur would call it GNU/Linux.
>>572734497only if there are no rainbows and no bubbles and the turn happens to be in a G1so basically never
>>572734751>dev jokeretard
>>572734484>not Spe-assYou almost had me, but now I'm not interested.
>>572734684you can't play uma on linux without emulating windows
>>572734484hey sorry about the transferee not joining you. I re-added and told them about the transfer but they insisted they can do it (meaning hit the minimum fan req). I don't feel like they're being straightforward so I have sent them back your way. Apologies.
aren't you two fags in a club together nowyou don't need to use this thread as your personal discord
>>572734684sometimes doto asks shakur to draw her a circle in linux only so she's stumped for the rest of the day
>>572734876All good. Thanks for the heads up. The invite is still there for them.
I don't have a FUCKING 9* speed parent
>>572734926Aren't you already a manWhy do you need to take hormones to be something else
>>572734702You wanna use the MANT card so much go play MANT
>>572734998and you wont need one till like UAF
i have not seen the final chain of finemo for 5 runs and i have 2/3 "passable" aces already what the fuck
>>572734684>linuxSISSYno
>>572734840Anon pls...
>>572734998what are you waiting forwe just got spark reroll
>>572734637ok now listen to year 1>>572734267already miss thisgonna find it on spotify if it's there so I can have it on standby>>572734723like it lots tooand legit, a whole ass list of whites with a decent chance at a good bluemost trainings are dopamine filled too which is nicewaiting to use my borrows until smaru comes out later today...
>>572734926>twohe doesn't know
The so called ruler of Japan
I used GIMP once and it was awful
>>572735065It would be the most efficient possible card to borrow if it worked correctly and would help a lot of people with both terrible decks and good decksStop being dumb
what is better anons? meticulous measures or countermeasure? do any of them have less rng than the other?
>>572735224Reply slut
>>572735420It was already shit for MANT Sprints and it's even more shit now that we're in Aoharu again. Borrow Bakushin like a normal person
leaving this here for my fellow mutators this cm
>>572735224>and legit, a whole ass list of whites with a decent chance at a good blueI know right? Got this SMaru yesterday after a fan run and the whites are really good, missing GW though (I also don't play front runners but let's not mention that)
>>572734030
>>572735621yumyumyum
>>572735576I will not be entertaining you on thisGo watch a YouTube video or something if you're bored
digitan's 2nd alt soon...
>>572735609>suzuka needs 7 sparksAh well might aswell go for 9 sprint 9 turf
sorry I haven't been flirting with people in the thread I've been busy making parents and having fun with the game again. I'll go back to it when I'm out of borrows.
>>572734840Special ass?
>>572735343weakling
>>572735550
Why are these dum dums here
>>572735343I like it. Used it for typsetting manga and still sometimes for making memes etc
>>572735710Of course the retard that likes Throne recommends Youtube. Use your brain instead of watching sloptubers bwo.
dude you NEED this card that gives you a tiny bit more speed and wit and nothing else in a scenario where you do nothing but click speed and wit
>>572731323could you save me a spot until my cooldown runs out tomorrow please
>>572735812SEX WITH ALICE
Rickey!
Man, I wish ebora would draw more Uma stuff
>>572735793Now that's the good stuff
uh oh throne defenders getting uppity
Mexicans apparently have long tacos called a machete
i miss radiant star
>>572736156Peak
>>572736176I know this is an onion but this straight up looks like larvae
4 hours until fronts are finally entertaining to build
>>572736260Teio is so cute
>>572736254that doesn't look like the stuff that comes out of volcano tho
>>572735978ID?
Reverse genohara your trainees
>>572736254it reminded me of the anon that shows up here during Teio hours
>first time story career runSpechud is for me
>>572736260i bounce like this
>>572736296I was gonna do my borrows when it hits but I got in a bad mood so I will sleep and find a maru speed borrow later
/uma/ but it's set in a fantasy world where every club is a faction/kingdom where said club members go out to slay monsters and explore to bring back loot (fans, cm plats) also filled with politics and interactions between them all to ensure a safe and peaceful country (thread) that also sometimes work together to stave off other threats (vm/a)
WAIT IS TEIO GOOD NOWDOES SHE USE HER UNIQUE
>>572736425yeah on my cock
>>572736260Soon us teiobros will eat good... cygays will add evo skills anytime now...
>>572736336She'll be even cuter when she grows up!
>>572736296what if you have to spark for 1 copy and can't even use it at LB1 until the 1.5 selector
>>572736475Did you get dropped on your head as a baby? Genuine question
Teio is still shit
>>572736475Log Horizon was boring
>>572731525My oshi is a pace and I'm bringing her again like I do every CM, though sometimes I mutate her into a Late to suit the track better or in a rare exception do Front XBiwa like in Gemini 2. Also I'm bringing Ticket and mutating her into a Pace this time because I can and potentially turning Taishin into a LateYou're one of those front-only players aren't you
>>572734980i think it's a certain 'sweet little nonny's' altquite humorous.but, if genuine, I think they should absolutely take it easy in your club, even if they want to grind away, and decide on making s-rank fans and minimums next month after settling in. it won't hurt them and if they still feel super excited about a higher rank they can apply next month.here's hoping they dont cause you any trouble if they do accept your invite, but if you have your own doubts or don't want to risk it being an alt, please forget all about their spot and cancel it.last thing i want to do is cause you trouble as I suggested your club because you guys seem funny & chill for a returning player to ease in, not a place for mass havoc
>>572734659>>572734694Sorry to bother again anons, but with 343 SP left:No stopping me: 135 SP (already got nimble nav)Triumphant pulse: 160 SPFirm cond: 54 SPCounter measure: 112 SPMeticulous measures: 126 SPthe rest is already picked in the order you recommended.what would you do? I picked everything else you recommended already, but I myself am a witlet, I am lost with sprint so I cant pick, though I will use this one as reference for my other sprint umas, I'm learning a lot.
>>572736563just borrow it?
>>572736260Post the horse version
>>572736769
>>572736156Holy thighs
>>572736602don't lie it's a cool concept
>>572736713NSM and pulse
>>572736195Absolutely no one says this
Just one more month…
>>572736713Firm Conditions is nice if it puts you over 1200 power, I'd grab Triumphant Pulse and Meticulous Measures to complete it if you do, otherwise go with Pulse/NSM
>>572736681mass havoc is what i call mcqueen
quick mode is too quick now. I can't even see what I got from the fuckin raffle
we bounce like this
>>572736662>Log Horizon was boringwhat the HELL
>>572736974Cant wait
>>572736713TPulse, Firm conditions, counter measure. Meticulous Measures looks good in the umalator but its RNG (look where it activates). NSM is okay but Nimble Nav is good enough, the ROI isnt worth it IMO versus +40 power and T Pulse
>>572736662>zoomers be like:
>>572736974I don't have enough carats to pull her and the tachyon card...
>>572736367i'm a mystery dacchi but i'll have /uma/ on my comment when i apply tomorrow
wait yall niggas are getting fucking NSM on SPRINTS????
Sex with German Cake.
>>572737012that mcqueen pic you post to recruit is dangerous.make ME want to drop it all & join
>my trainee stole my ties
>>572737168Did you already get replaced by Flippy the burger flipping robot?
>>572737219i have nothing else to buy, too much SP
>>572737294I don't spend money on gacha games
>>572737219Its pretty mediocre on this track, can activate way too late
>>572736260beeg stepper
>>572737361underground methods
>>572737219We are on Unity and that means I buy ITS ON plus NSM and that's the bottom line because I SAID SO
I found this vid shadai made in 2005. In glorious 360p with spe, grass, pokke, tachyon etc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip0ADwOOa5s
>>572737219i have nothing else to buy
>>572736681>failed infiltrationamateurs...
>>572737067>>572736975>>572736884Thank you anons, so triumphant pulse is just that good even in sprint, given Its a nishino flower with her unique and other 3 accels already and she has 1260 power, I wont say no to reach 1300 with firm conditions, countermeasures and nimble nav on top of spirit pw and taiki unique and turbo sprint already feel like an overkill but I have no idea how sprints work so I guess this is the optimal way to go about it, thanks a lot!
>>572737195Understood, you can also follow the danchou of the club if you don't want to post ID in the thread
>>572737643Pulse is always good for anyone but fronts in any track, because it's simply peak.
>>572736681>steal top earners from uma clubs>then dump unwanted refugees on them
>>5727366621st season was greatanything after that was kinda boring because there were too many meetings>t. 32 year old who watched log horizon with /a/ when it was releasing and I went to a MAN WITH A MISSION CONCERT
Actually, i forgot how boring Unity was. Can i still do my ace runs in MANT instead?
>>572737571>>572737903
gamblemaxxershow are we feeling
>>572738091i'm all in
>>572738091i'm ready to borrow Festa wit to gamblemaxx
>Get amazing stats and skills>No sprint nor turf Sit´s a sprint right anons... i-it's not that important right?
>>572736156Didn't he get caught tracing over A.I? I seem to recall some chatter about that
>>572738197it's half a length each bwo....
>unityfags had to buy NSM because they have no skills to buy>mantchads swimming in useful sprint skill hints from racingIs this true
>>572737219It's cheap and when you're running 3 Pace chasers it works on at least one of them often enough
>>572738319get better parents
>>572738319>>mantchads swimming in useful sprint skill hints from racingtry that and let me know how it works
>>572738319this implies MANTchuds do careers which is patently untrue
>Get jump scared by our OLD leader returning for the 3rd or 4th fucking time>Proceeds to murder all the flatliner and other retardsHoly fucking shit let's go WE'RE SO BACK!
>>572738319mantbros have less stats more good skillsunitybros has less good skills and more stats
>>572738236never heard about it, I doubt it desu since you can see his sketch to full image process on his discord
P-please join us. I'm not the danchou, we just need two more...We kicked the AFK's...Just log in every 3 days...That's all...
>>572735806green is my pepper
Should I? Or is it useless on a late surger
>>572738421I love my mom though
bakushin front or pace for CM16?
>>572738540/v/ please go and stay gowe have our own trainer shortages here
>>572738478>names
>>572738319Mantchads are about to demolish sprint cm with the 20% discounted Stop Right There they got from the 2 sprint races that didn't give style hints or stats
>>572738319Nothere are barely any sprint races and too many sprint skillsyou will never get sprint corners you will just get Huge Lead over and over and over again
>>572738319in the time that you did 1 MANT run i high rolled 4 unity runs
Holy... all that for fucking 59 base wit
>>572738319I honestly don't think I get more skills in mant, not useful ones at least.
>>572738632I believe that...with the power of Unity...we can all fill the clubs and reach S!
>>572738540Crawl back to your containment /v/ermin
>>572738651The kicked deserve no rights.
>>572738483Ah I guess that one guy was full of shit. I'll have to let him know
>>572738651You're welcome don't let them in your club
>>572738683source?
>>572738753They ban uma threads instantly on /v/, but leave other gacha games like bl*e arch*ve up 24/7...We have nowhere to go, I'm sorry...I'll stay humble...Please, forgive...
>>572737571In my time, spies had to have a good resume before applying so danchous were tempted to have you in...t. spy
>>572738742>reach SYes of course, please inform your anons we have a spot in our S club.
>>572738927Your colony on /vm/?
>>572738691it's great pace, speed caps from here easy
>>572738478I don't know what's worse, letting the WEAK ASS leader returning for the 4th time and take the throne just like that or the flatliners
>>572735609How do i get NY Haru ready for Virgo Cup..
>>572738478club?
>>572739017No sane mortal treads there
Would you a Dober /uma/?
>>572738478come back....
>>572738478Seems like recruiting clubs will fill their spots now
>>572735609I wanted to mutate Suzuka but I don't see any winning results from here yet
haa haa SEX with makween haa haa
>>572738982I will rape this spy
>>572738734you are missing 8-9 useful white skills that you could have gotten in mant
>>572738540im in a club already but i hope you fill your slots bwothread superiority autism is dumb and gay (derogatory)
>>572738982post ze discord screencaps
>>572739193Nah, she's cute tho
>>572739193You wouldn't??
>>572739193yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Alright I'm bored of Unity now, any cuties around here?
>>572738540>A rankbwo...
>>572738478Oh, that's us
>>572739209>saying this in the middle of quota argument #200He hates you guys and you still can't figure out why
>>572738982post spreadsheet
>>572739098you are gonna need really good luck with inspos. Lates have to cope with hitting the pump into redshift into flower ult combo and even then you are probably getting passed by a taiki or oguri. buffed on your left is helpful at least.
>>572739209It's been 72 years...
two double circle greens is the same as S right? this is my final cope
>>572739193I would rather Ramonu while Dober watches and takes notes for her doujin
ryans so cute...
>>572739396ThanksWe just want some decent casual players>>572739573It's a very casual club!
>>572739817I miss the Ardan AGP cutie
>>572739038The last 1-2 leader have done jack and fucking shit, letting cringe fester. The old guy come back and first thing kills said cringe. Long live the king and all that.>>572739643You couldn't tell by the F? Silly fake club member you
>>572739393yeah? you mean I would have got sprint corners, uma stan, pace straights, intimidate and other 4 skills one each in every sprint rival race?
Are you telling me that before this patch, in UC and URA, anything over 1200 had 1/8 effectiveness?
>>572739817Nobody says this.
>>572739759what club is that
whats the average raring i should get out of unity? currently ss/ss+
>>572739745Why are some anons so sadistic? Dober doesn't deserve this.
>made racing spirit stam greatgrandparents>doesn't fire even once in 3 grandparent unity runsI-I love looping without a guaranteed way to get the skill
RYAN IS CUTE!
>>572739817She is the best!
>>572740129Unity is pretty much either you high roll a great rating (SS+ to UG5 I'd say) or it goes bumfuck nowhere and you're like S+ to SS
>>572740129should be making UG1 easy
Does any card give Fast Learner? At all?
>>572738982post ze playlist coward
>>572739926I prefer to presume in all club posting cases that it is not us until proven otherwise
nyeh heh hehmy minmaxed oguri for open is complete
Washington Consensus baby!
>>572740289no lol
In case you were wondering the booth is SO INSANELY BUSY
>>572739817>Team Hepatitis
>>572740324do you seriously enjoy kicking toddlers around
CM Status?It's less than 2 weeks away
>>572740324what the hell is midrace anyway
>>572739759*trades dirt sashes*
*spooks you*
>>572740475i have 3 aces ready to go
no bwead from me I got hit by the AWFUL moodneed to think of something how to fit all info in the op
>>572739193Love and cherish and grow old with? Absolutely
>>5727404751 ace ready that can maybe win1 serious ace still left to buildand finally I will work on a sprint Dober today that wont win any races but who will always be the cutest uma on the track
>>572740324>No Turf S and Sprint Syou tried I guess?>>572740475aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>572740428I'm wearing an oguri cap hat, feel free to say hi
>>572740294Know what? Very fair, especially considering how our club NEVER shows up here, either for recruiting or in general. God the management has been so fucking lax for months.
>>572740520the card is not even bad but..........will you GAMBA with 20%?
>>572740145Girls are objectively cuter when they're crying
>>572739817The cutest
>>572740657>tfw thought there was a cute short girl cosplaying an UMA>it was not a girlI was so freaked out by their voice I just spaghetti'd and did a 360 to walk awayI feel bad but like what the fuck
>>572740337>El Condor Nimitz>Grass MacArthur>Curtis LeShuttlecant even make puns with these namesnot even an Ernest Kingu Halo
>>572740428Lyanthoth, my beloved.
>>5727407670 spec prio and you dont want a wit card to be a roamer
>>572739679gweh?! but nobody's talking about quotas
>>572740428I'm the girl wearing uma ears. Feel free to hug me from behind
>omg i can make UGs now!!!!!!!>the people making UGs before are now making UFspower spiking in this game fucking sucks.
>>57274089115TE and 1SP bonus means it's a good roamer card
>>572740823dober looks good in all their outfits, but all of them dont look good in her's, much to ponder....
>>572740475I just started making my first ace
>>572740543Nobody cares helios faggot
>>572740891>you dont want a wit card to be a roamer
>>572740967I think UG5 should be the ceiling of unity before umas become rankslopped, this means a good run and fast learner.UFs are probably witslopping or gutsmaxxing.
>>572737195I sent you an invitation!
>>572741019Good luck!! Hopefully it goes well.
>>572740967rankmaxxing makes shitty acesit's piss easy to get UF now by just using six wit cards in unity
>>572740428are there lots of uma cosplayers? i saw a surprising amount at sakuracon
>>572741179Yeah, I highrolled stats and skills but no fast learner so I had to abandon some skills but I got UG3, with fast learner it would have been UG5
>>572741179>UFs are probably witsloppingIt's called "making aces for a sprint cm", anon.
>>572740967>what do you mean my brother is 3 years older when 3 years passed?? i'll never catch up to him sighh
>>572741267There's a femboy nishino flower and some more lightly cosplayed ones
>>572740779personally I prefer dober when she's happy and content and :)ing
>>572731323>>572741183OIIIIIIIIIKEEEP MY SPOT DONT HAND INVITATIONS OUT LIKE FLOWERSIAM ON COOL DOWN AIYEEEEEE
>>572741331there are no downhills on this CM, wit does nothing other than activate skills
>>572738686>MANT run takes 40-45 minutes>Aoharu run takes 25-30there's no way you can do 4 Aoharu runs in the time it takes to do 1 MANT runliar liar pants on firesitting on a telephone wire
i think mant is better, i can get quad 1200s there and actual skills. unity is for whales
>>572741179Nah I have a good UG4 highroll and don't have the best cards. I think even a good UF might be possible for whales with Fast Learner and good high rolled trainings
>>572741404retard
>>572741432MANT is about 45-50 for me, but yeah Aoharu is about 25-30II do MANT a little bit slower I think
>>572741387work on your speed training chud
>>572741484prove me wrong bet you can't
so when is grand live
>>572740876I'm partial to Grass MacWonder
>>572741404you say this and then your triple front team loses first place for no discernable reason
>>572739817where the FUCK is bright
>>572741387I think I sent you an invitation.
>>572741432my MANT runs take 90 minutes
>>572741375photos of Flower??
>>572741387sorry gwo, the fastest uma eats the carrot
>>572741265This game is out for a year in global and retards still are very impressed by bloated ranksMy aces were always a rank below the current shiny rank and I have 9 plats by now
>>572741608>triple front>on the pace CM
>>572741432He didn’t play mant after update and compares to previous length
>>572740967>can make UG's in mant>can't in unityIdk what i'm doing wrong.
>>572741179Are Stillposters cuties?
>>572741404wit always matters for positioning, it's just even more important when there are downhills
I miss when we were homophobic
>>572741538i left my club for youif you dont have a spot for me tomorrow i will rape your tamas anus and make her bleed>>572741639yeah but on cool downyour danchoi is giving away my spot lol>>572741719MY CARROT AAAAAAAAA
>>572741726May I see ehm?
>>572741761pop the bubbles nigga
>>572741794>we2016 "oldfags"?
>>572741794I miss what you and I used to have specifically
>want to play and remake my TT team>still 3 hours until speed Maru comes outgame? bad
>>572732515Are these ideal runs for anything? Who the fuck knows.Do I care? No. Was this thrilling and FUN AS hell? Abso fucking lutely.These two runs have been the most fun and the most satisfying I've felt playing in MONTHS!
>>572741768No.
white sparks get upgraded again at UE3 btw
>>572741387I lost my Dacchis spot too bwo...
>>572741821Give them your ID now then, retard, so they can send you an invite
#slaythegay
>>572741574read the OP
>>572731323good u guys are still around sry for just kinda dipping 2 months ago
>>572741794You can still call anons faggot it's okay
Tamaclub recruits are dumb as bricks...
>>572741745did it get shortened, too? that might mean I'd use it for parent farming, if it's really comparable to Aoharu
>>572741794you cannot run fronts and be het at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67h8GyNgEmA
what does "most mental health issues" top 5 look in umamusume?
>>572741889I was a different man back then
just realized we only have three weeks to enjoy this new unity before it's off to noteslop (the second worse scenario in the history of jp to this day)
>>572742080dont shay that!!
>>572742043i can’t
>>572741987What does it become next? Guaranteed all 3 star whites?
>>572741620She was late to arrive for unknown reasons and they had to take the photo without her.
>>572741794You can call people faggots still. They just like it when you do it now.
I cast death to all homosexuals oooommhhhhh die faggots die
>>572742080Bricked isn't dumb...
>>572741843but I do, still all I get is SS. Maybe the deck is wrong idk.
>>572742178We both were…
>>572742180Good, Unity is dogshit too
>>572741979>>572741179sex with Still
>>572742321Kitasan would say this
>>572741821Your middle reply is the danchou (me). There were only two real applications from what I could tell (unaffiliated/didn't join another club already), so you're probably one of them.
>>572742242high chance of 3* and basically a 1% chance of 1*
>>572742000i have the invite but i am in cool down
how is the game even working when are reaching 60k points, isn't that just stat inflation at that point https://x.com/ViewingTheMooon/status/2072674262989799779
>log in>first thing Taishin says is she thinks my kids would find me annoying when I become a dadWhat are you trying to say?
Lost this race like 6/7 careers now
Still and Stillposters are so cute...
>>572742497she wants umapyoi tonight
>>572734384Wife Tyrant
>>572742441alright then
>>572742519BAKUUUUSHIIIIINNN
>>572741659my first MANT run did, but genuinely......how? after four months of MANT? you've got to be joking
>>572742519Need to bakushin harder
>>572742497>What are you trying to say?She wants it.
>>572742493stats are worth more points at higher numbers. But SP starts weighing more and more when you get 6000,7000, even 9000 SP
>>572742493>isn't that just stat inflation at that pointWelcome to long running video games, they all will ALWAYS face this issue sooner or later.Case studies like WoW are a great example of this. avrg HP went from 5k, to 10k, to 20k, to 30-50 and beyond. Things got so bad some exp ago they had to "stat crush" the entire game, resetting the max level down to 60, yet the HP was still stupidly high.
>>572741183I see it, thank you. See you guys tomorrow.
do i take the “Nooo…” option on curren chan wit if im training a guy for sprints
>>572741387the cucked
>>572742497You know what she's saying
>>572742528Wife
>>572742692Not everyone's using hachimi bwo.
>>572742191Sorry but the new seems kinda dull and dumb
>>572741943>welfare RiceI keep seeing her in decks, how come? Is it because of her speed/wit bonus?
>>572742173Matikanefukukitaru (anxiety, hoarding, obsessive reliance on ritual)Admire Vega?? I haven't read her story but she seems really depressed or something, I dunnoMejiro McQueen (mild eating disorder)Mihono Bourbon (coping with autism)Meisho Doto (extreme insecurity)
Kinda wanna play Cyberpunk again after that anime trailer.
>>572742126nta but it would just be because of the faster skip
>>572736383genocide harassment?
>>572742871Retard problem>>572742907I only have her cuz others seem to like her, and she seems to work for me, so eh.>speed/wit bonusShe got both? Might explain some things and my recent runs.
>>572741432my MANT runs take 3 hours because its very boring and I'm doing other things while leaving the game running in the background
>>572742519it's a "scripted" loss, you have to stuff Bakushin with skills to have a consistent chance. The second time you do it, Nishino folds like a wet paper bag, but that first time? She's nigh unbeatable.
>>572742907yeah she's a worse cb but for pushing rating shes alright
>>572742974No play UMA>>572743017the "faster skip" is maybe like 10% faster on steam due to the 30fps lock
>no fast learnerFUCK
>>572742974more like cyber spunk
>>572742446Neat. Is that all in terms of spark 'upgradables' with rating scores in the future? Wonder if we get to hit UE3 constantly in GL
>>5727417612 speed 3 wit 1 power for mile/sprint with speed+power inherit. At least 1 card, preferably 2 should be event link cards(there is SR wit fuku and free SSR wit rice). The click bubbles preferably on speed and wit only in a manner that always keeps you around 80% of energy. Run a race on a dead turn.
>>572742871I don't use hachimi either. But I do:>auto-use items>turn full skip on >use schedules>check shop as rarely as possible
>>572743030genome harassment...
>>572743083why do you have 713 stamina lolNice UMA though, Groundworks is so good with Pace. Basically necessary.
>>572729592>blows the first batch of noodles before eating>eats second one right up>blows third batch???
>>572738626oh lord
This thread consists entirely of men (indisputable fact)This thread is dedicated to a galge where you train horsegirls (historically male activity, with very few exceptions, and the exceptions are few enough that they become noteworthy by virtue of being exceptions)Umamusume is the most straight, cisgender male gacha game on the market, and the demographic stats support this (fact)There is no other valid way to experience this gameYour experience is invalid and so are you
>>572743223isn't that just breeding
>>572743062>The second time you do it, [Bakushin] folds like a wet paper bag...
>>572742974I likeed CP the last time I tried it but it wasn't developed well enough. It's a bit older now so maybe I should test it out again
>>572743219>At least 1 card, preferably 2 should be event link cards(there is SR wit fuku and free SSR wit rice)does this even matter now that we can clock unity cup races? i haven't even lost a single one yet after picking the top option every time
Goldship when I want to roll gacha I want to roll gacha gacha gacha
>>572743229Haruten stam check bwo
>>572742126Faster skip shortened everything, mant especially since it could play 2-3 events per turn, it is much shorter now
>>572743313no
>>572743304b-based........
>>572743304lad i’m truly overjoyed that u decided to do this little write up but i’d also like to inform u that i did not read a single word of it
Good night friends!!
>>572736974Seeking the Hag is HOT and FUNNY
>>572743441umasumi!
>>572743313no genohara is just a smell fetish
>>572741794Don’t forget transphobia
>>572743218You can expect highrolls in GL to reach UF, rating is very inflated in Unity+ since its a scenario meant for 8 months from now, but GL is more relevant still due to a higher speed cap
>>572743429fine you got me curious, I'm actually going to do a MANT run and I'll time it, as soon as my tp refills>already ran out of chocolates>already ran out of star thingy refills >being scroogy with tp pots because want those for spark rerolls
I think we need to go smarter, this isn't enough...
>>572743441oyasumi babydachi-dono may allah guide u into a deep sleep
>>572743304holy based
>>572743440Please read it
unity cup
>>572736383>>572743430sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572743304show your plats
>>572743630Simply stop pressing power
>>572743304>new pasta dropsunfathomably based, Uma Musume is the ultimate straight man's game
>>572743559>unity is better or on par with GLThis early update may be a mistake
>>572743667i would absolutely love to do so lad but i’m afraid i just have way too much to do rn but if you post it again 3 threads from now i’ll skim through it
>>572743304something something trvth nvke
>>572743891sex sex sex sex sex
>>572743769True, I could've pressed more wit, wanted to see if I could make something usable regardless of the wit shenanigansPretty silly run though, enjoyable even
>>572743417Yes, you get faster team level upgrade so your facilities level faster, especially visible in junior year, with 2 link cards you can get to E before debut and to D before half of junior year.
>>572743867It simply doesn't matter because GL lets you go faster, so it is the better scenario for CMs.Now, TT? go fucking crazy, Unity+ is perfect for TT rating inflation and comes with consistent golds and whites for every track
>>572743304What prompted this meltypasta
>>572730376probably brickedchou since he has the highest fancount of all the danchous
im trying to bring the goober but ooh the sparks i cant handle the sparks
Why are global MANTfags so obsessed with their dogshit scenario? I've been reading people still trying to get people to play MANT, calling this update bad and how everything will get worse from MANT onwards because MANT was the best scenario for them to compete which runs contrary to like 90% of the playerbase's opinions.
>>572744095sliding my fingers in that groin crease
>>572743891Maybe I should do her career at long last...
>>572743304BASED
>>572743769Question is: throne or no throne?
>>572742173-crazyAdmire VegaStill in MeltyRed DesireDream JourneyTachyon-NOTcrazy (the voices are actually real)CafeNeouniStay GoldMarvelous sunday-actually extremely high IQ and pretending to be crazy for funGold ship
>>572743219I think my fault was trying guts deck to work here. Maybe its better just to give up on it as its way too rngish and just use speed and power. Also why exactly do we need scenario cards?
>>572744095rape (reverse)
>>572743630Smartushin>>572743769Now that is just cheating and lazy, but I played with the idea.>>572743716>That pow and withory shet
>>572744184Metagoblins will min-max everything and hate seeing people have fun. I imagine this is even worse in this game since your perfect uma can lose to some dude's uma who got lucky
thank you ma'am
>>572744184You know how whenever there's a lot of people having fun, there's always at least one guy who tries to discourage them by pointing out how it's not wise to have fun and it's better to do this thing that sucks ass instead?It's like that
unity cuck
>>572744385>Metagoblins will min-max everything and hate seeing people have fun.
>>572744184sunk cost, imagine how many hours they've spent on this dogshit lol
Check it out, Trainer! I, Kitasan Black, have grown some MEAN biceps!
>>572744128anon is in the closet so he needs to lash out
How many races should I do in unity? Should I just focus on g1 races?
>>572744461how many races?
>>572744184I won't believe you until you post a xitter screencap
>>572744517doing anything but G1 is retarded
>>572744184MANT is the most F2P friendly scenario, doesn't mean it's good or fun but it's still true that every scenario after it is whale friendly
>>572744517as many as you want for skillsidk 15 maybe
>>572744568>MANT is the most F2P friendly scenarioNo, that was URA.
>>572744462Felt called out huh
>>572743304Based, yuriggers btfo'd hard by facts and logic
>>572744128I stubbed my toe
>>572744542
>>572744568The whole fucking game is whale central to begin with, so your "f2p friendly" bullshit doesn't matter.Hyper autists and whales that are hyper autists always beat out literally everyone in the long run, no way around that.
>>572744638retardURA was the domain of the kita+finemo+creek whales
>>572744568You barely need any good cards for URA or Unity, hell look at those>>572743769>>572744367, the only thing hard to get is a MLB Finemo.
and if you wanted to avoid whales, you would just play in open league anymore>muh 500 carats
>>572744675how do you write this out with a straight face and don't burst out laughing. thank you anon for time travelling from 2018 reddit to post this
>>572744712TURN YOUR BRIGHTNESS DOWN YOU FUCK
>>572744568we've all played mant for monthsyou can lay down this gaslight
check this out*choose female trainer ingame*
>>572744180what kind of deck are you rocking, a few of those gold skills are bricks
Determined Descent is good right?
check this out*[-]'s your ass*
>>572744712Oh hey, it's Fuji let's s-ARGHHHHHH MY FUCKING EYES NOT AGAIN
>>572744828t. yurigger
>>572744841[glory eyes]
>>572744752>wasKey here, and might still be but most of us don't have data on how effective Happy Meek's skills are in practice. Frankly a R only deck might get to S+ on URA now simply by pressing Wit.
>>572745002>>572744638 said "was" first
>>572744852just keep this in mind if you're still playing the game a year from now
new patch is better than doin experiment frfr
throne is good and i like her. not a complete brick and she gives lots of sp and 2 mood ups
>>572744926in nakayama? no
>>572743304may I say based
>>572744874I think that's the point, he's ratingmaxxing to generate better sparks.
>>572745115Did you spark the toilet seat?
>572745152how many times are you gonna samefag
>already out of borrowswait what the fuck
>>572745115it's genuinely the single strongest card out now, the only reason it's "bad" is that the window where you want to use it is so small because other extremely important cards come out soon, the new scenario and old scenario buffs, all stuff that doesn't require throne.
check this out*vaults over the back of the couch but I clip my ankles and faceplant, causing the couch to tip over on top of me. It's unclear what move I was trying to do.*Air Groove it happened again...
>>572744184It's the same kind of people that consider the story of a character or how much you like the character not a valid reason to roll. They think that it's worth rolling only if a character is meta. This, of course, runs contrary to the main reason people play gacha games, that is to say getting cute/cool characters they like and using them
>572745242meds now
>wake up excited to do today's runs>guy I followed yesterday switched from a Power/Sprint Grandparent to a shitty Medium oneFUCKER FUCKER FUCKERRLITERALLY WHO ASKEDYEAH JUST FUCK MEFUUUUUUCK ME"DM me on dicksword if you need me to switch"YOU LITTLE NIGGERNIGGERRRRRRRIT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A DAY YOU ADHD RIDDLED NO LIFER FUCK
>>572744184the 60+ race parents MANTFAGGOTS made after 150+ hours of grinding are le bad now so they lash out lol
>>5727453455 bucks says he's a groomer
SEX WITH SEXSHI SOOON
post tosen jordan displaying a sub 80 IQ
>>572744184the venn diagram of people still playing MANT and people who pulled for NTR (or god forbid throne) is probably a circle
how many carats I need to secure MLB Maruzensky?
>>572745341Hi V
>>572730709Dou-Ya Dou-Ya In Da House!
>>572745384>those stats in Dec Senior Yearglue
>>572745528750 if you don't have tickets
>>57274552830-60-90k
>>572745528going beyond 3LB is pointless so with average luck you need 200 pulls + the 1.5 anni selector
Wait... isn't Gold Ship Speed SSR actually really good for parent farming now?
>>572745686is the selector free or paid?
>>572745686when is the 1.5 anni?
>>572745697kind of. the fact that it has zero spec prio still sucks no matter what your training goals are though.
>>572745637Wife Journey
>>572745751freeno paid selectors until 2.0 (but then we get them every 0.5 anni too) if we follow JP
>>572745552>Hi VOh, you got diagnosed?
what the fuck do you even do if your trainee decides to have her way with you
>>572745751free selector, we probably arent getting a paid one (unless they change shit from jp)>>572745773in 3 weeks
I thought 0LB was enough
>>572745875{HEARTWARMING} anon discovers sexual assault
>>572745875raise your hips
>>572745842What do you think about Umama being in your club now? Did you win Cancer Cup?
I got huge anti-aliasing issues since the update while using Hachimi. Does anyone else have this problem? Looks really awful in some scenes.
>>5727460211lb has power bonus, 3lb has maxed spec prio and hints together with some mood bonus
>>572745875always bring condoms with you
>>572746054>waaah my graphics aren't perfect when I'm cheating :'(((fuck off
>>572746095wait, so MLB is not necessary?
>>572746192>cheatingIt's a graphics tool, buddy.
lost three meek duels in a row awardliterally what the fuck is this mode
>>572746352URA
>>572746271it adds 15 mood bonus (= 3 TE at great mood) and a tiny bit of initial friendship, it's not worth it at allget 3LB and maybe another copy will spook you down the line, not that it will make a very noticeable difference
>>572746271mlb Smaru gives you like 2 starting friendship and 15 mood effect lol (thats like 2 te) compared to 3lb, so no. Tachyon is the mlb or bust card which is why some people are wary to pull for her when 1lb Maru is a cost effective budget option (though Tach will be better at least during GL)
>>572746545I wonder if Tazuna would let me see her ears and tail if I accept going to her house
its the granny with the flip phone!!!
We lost our baker..
>>572746714how does she hide her tail anyway
>>572744874quite literally the only 2 ssrs i have in this deck are kitasan and natie, everything else is urara + unity, in the 'c turf, might as well get whatever and see how high the number goes' school of thought
>>572746316Terms of service Article 11, Item 1(15-16).
>>572745686*slightly higher than average luckpersonally i'm skipping tachyon, only finishing the spark for light hello, so i'm okay with going to 400 especially if it means i can save the selector to MLB creek
>>572741997I think danchou mentioned he might have a second spot, just drop your id and i'll tell him...
bro are the cards glitched? none of the chains are finishing fuck this retarded kusoge
>>572746054Yep, it has a ton of small issues rn. Hopefully fixed soonish
>>572746836the same way crossdressers hide their weewees but in the opposite direction
>>572746787>Towers
>>572747030How many SSR cards are you using? 6?
Normal Rice or Evil Rice for CM16? Idk how good the unique buff on the Halloween ver is
Stego cute.
>>572747030do you not remember us complaining about this 5 months ago?
>>572746817Nobody cares about the annoying Helios fag who does troll bakes
>>572746545cb sex
>>572747241they're both just easier to trigger now I think? So pick whichever you like
>>572746787God imagine being the trainer for Akebono, Hayahide, and Kris S
I got 100 club points on my borrow today yipeee
>>572744184MANT is actually an extremely good scenario that requires perfect energy management and planning to do properly. The problem is that the game itself is not in the state where it can have scenario such as mant playable and enjoyable.RACESThe game lacks graded races and epithets for different distances, pretty much the only 3 viable strategies are>crown + dirtFest Oguri runs this without a single spark or stamina investment apart from ult activators which makes her the only SSS tier character which you must run to win CM or youre fucked>crownOnly for +20% stam growth umas AND you must invest in Mile A aptitude, which makes half of the roster unplayable >tiaraEveryone else, still must invest in mile A and medium/long B+ aptitudes This fucks most umas sideways, because you want to run Long on e.g. Kitasan, but you need to drop 4 sparks into mile, which lowers your chances of getting Long S and limits the parents you can get. And if you want to be smart-ass about it and run her in mile, well she doesn’t have fucking skills for mile lol.Special mention is Urara, even NY version is fucking unplayable because you need to have 18 turf sparks to have A CHANCE at getting 100 less stats than tiara routeCARDSMost cards lack RB required to break the required 50rb. You only get 1 or 2 functional cards and everything else is reduced to RB. This culls the available uma list even more because you want to have important gold skills for the race and if the uma doesn’t have them and you can’t get them from cards while keeping 50rb you are not playing that umaIf this was fixed before mant start the scenario would be much more enjoyable even without faster skip or spark reroll
Kusogaki...
>>572747307STEGO CUTE
>>572747691it would be more fun yeah but it'd still take twice as long as other scenarios
>>572747030MANT is the best for chain finishing by a mile, Unity and even GL when it comes are going to have your chains almost never finish, to the point where one of the common shop buffs in GL is "support card chains are more likely to continue"
>>572747603buono will feed you, kris s will hydate youwhat will biwa do?
>>572747921
>>572747241Evil Rice has an easier career, better growths and her unique now gives you a power mid-race target speedNormal Rice only gives you a last straight target speed that might activate too early before last spurt
>>572747003Oh really? I'd love to join, if that's okay.I'm not in cooldown because I didn't play last month, but now with mant out of the way I can do more.311780962782
>>572747952keep me warm with her floof
>>572747952bananas
who tf would be able to train those 3 at the same time?
>>572747970don't repost bwo....
>>572748043I really wanted to pull Ojou before I learned she's a yuri uma
Whats the difference between Ruby and Sunday, just tit size?
So going by the umas that were added to Unity, January should be our next update like this?
>>572748168>>572748168>>572748168
>>572748142this is bait
>>572748110Last stand meal indeed. The sex would kill you but you'd die happy and full.
>>572731092>easy
>>572744184MANT players like actual gameplay, actual choices and planning, and for players that think and learn the game to gain an advantage over idiots. These are some of the reasons why botting MANT just doesn't work well, you need to actively be working around your shop items all run long if you want it to go well. And if you're a good player, things very consistently go well. Fans are higher in MANT than literally every JP scenario to date, and it's reliable to get your stats and skills in a prime position to give you the best odds on making aces and parents. Ditching the primary story of each Uma lets the player take full control and decide exactly how they want their run to go, and for a fair number of Umas this is a massive upside because careers sometimes come with shitty mandatory races or forced debuffs. Also, even if some people hate this aspect, it's the longest scenario even in JP to date which makes playing the game as much as you want easy, no running out of TP issues.MANT haters are in a few groups. Of course some people just don't like long runs. A lot of people just hate strategy or gameplay though, they want Uma to be a waifu gacha sim where they think of the careers as a chore and not the meat of the game every player spends 95% of the playtime in.You'll understand it a little better when GL comes out. That's a roulette mode in a way, 5-10 minutes into the run you'll be in a position where the run is either dead or in a good position. Most people won't bother finishing the dead runs, most of your TP is going to be for abandoned runs. Inconsistency, significantly worse shop RNG with only 3 items for sale at a time, 5 currencies and it's RNG which ones you will be allowed to earn, worse odds on card chains finishing, no buying useful run defining stuff like Fast Learner or fan boosts, ect. GL is great for people that don't want to play the game, MANT is great for people that want to play the game.
